Elizabeth Warren to Actual Indians: I'm Like Sorry or Whatever I Claimed to be an Indian Everytime I Was Applying for a Job or Running for Senate

Actually she didn't say that; she should have said that.

What she offered was a calculatedly vague non-apology:

"Like anyone who has been honest with themselves, I know I have made mistakes," the Massachusetts senator said at a forum on Native American issues in this pivotal early voting state. "I am sorry for the harm I have caused."

This outgassing of calculated haze and obscurity provides three benefits for her:

1, it permits her to claim she apologized, but

2, it offers no specific admissions of definite actions or intent which could be used against her in the upcoming months, and

3, it is the predicate for a Hillary Clinton Special -- claiming "these questions have all been raised and answered" when in fact exactly none of these questions were ever answered.

She has never asked her schools to open up her files and reveal whether she used her claimed Indian heritage for advancement, or whether such claimed heritage was ever a factor in her advancement.


Monday's remarks were an effort to move past the fallout from her past claims of tribal ancestry, which culminated in a widely criticized release of a DNA analysis last year...

Now that Warren is gaining in most polls, she's trying to prove to voters that the controversy won't doom her in a general election matchup against Trump. The detailed policy agenda to help Native Americans that she released last week helped her secure a warm reception from attendees at the tribal forum.

After drawing a standing ovation, Warren said "I have listened and I have learned a lot" from conversations with Native Americans in recent months, describing herself as "grateful" for the dialogue.

Oh -- like Hillary Clinton's "Listening Tour," after which she declared all questions you have about my corruption have been answered.

...

She did not receive any questions about her own background.

...

As of Monday, her campaign website’s page containing a video and other materials Warren had released on the DNA analysis was no longer active.


She isn't resigning the Senate seat she won partly on the basis of claiming to be partly Cherokee and partly Delaware:



And open thread.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:51 PM




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1 Also, it allows Warren to claim the precious virtue of having "been honest with herself." Which is all her supporters, especially the narcissistic millennial demographic among them, really care about.

(Source: am millennial)

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2019 07:53 PM (2PXwn)

2 Hey, first!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2019 07:53 PM (2PXwn)

3 Echo-echo-cho-cho-cho......

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2019 07:54 PM (2PXwn)

4 Hahaha. Be honest with herself.

Just like all the crazy people who think they are Napoleon are "honest with themselves."

/paging doctors Freud and Jung to the white courtesy phone, there is a call from Senator Warren...

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 07:54 PM (AkkRZ)

5 Just not into it tonight. 45 % of voters will joyously validate her every word.

Posted by: RI Red at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (NMCTp)

6 She was a diversity hire at all her university jobs. So there was at least one actual Native American out of a job at each of these places because of her.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (FTPn0)

7 Won't be paying back those sweet loans I got though. Being Injun is sweet!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (DMoow)

8 Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 07:54 PM (AkkRZ)


Isn't there a Chesterton bit about that? Something like "everyone today says how important it is to believe in yourself; the defining feature of a madman is that he believes in himself." Or words to that effect.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (2PXwn)

9 Lies aren't mistakes. They are voluntary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (DMoow)

10 ....After drawing a standing ovation, Warren said "I have listened and I have learned a lot" from conversations with Native Americans in recent months, describing herself as "grateful" for the dialogue....

So Warren in all these decades of pretending to be an Indian never talked to and learned from any of them?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2019 07:58 PM (FTPn0)

11 Part Delaware? I'm 100% Delaware, baby!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2019 07:58 PM (xPl2J)

12 Heap big bullshit

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 07:58 PM (Tnijr)

13 This outgassing of calculated haze and obscurity

Poetry.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2019 07:59 PM (T6t7i)

14 Oh -- like Hillary Clinton's "Listening Tour," after which she declared all questions you have about my corruption have been answered.


Submitted for your consideration: Warren is more annoying than Hillary.



And since this is an open thread I may unwillow my kvetch from below.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 07:59 PM (fuK7c)

15 What side is her bullshit-artistry from?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 07:59 PM (ykYG2)

16 This implies she is not an indian. That can't be right.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 07:59 PM (6/uwW)

17 13
This outgassing of calculated haze and obscurity

Poetry.


Posted by: pep


It would have been improved by inclusion of the word "eructation" though.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2019 08:00 PM (T6t7i)

18 "Like anyone who has been honest with themselves, I know I have made
mistakes," the Massachusetts senator said at a forum on Native American
issues in this pivotal early voting state. "I am sorry for the harm I
have caused."

I'm so smart, I'm introspective!
I'm sorry for indeterminate things about which I've focused my super-smart introspection.
Don't like, continue to hold it against me I did some things, because I feel totally bad about that stuff, which I will not go into.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 08:00 PM (9t0Zz)

19 11 Part Delaware? I'm 100% Delaware, baby!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2019 07:58 PM (xPl2J)


Scranton is in Delaware?

I guess you really do learn something new every day.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2019 08:00 PM (2PXwn)

20

I guess Tucker wasn't fired after all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 08:00 PM (aKsyK)

21 Shut it, Lizzie.

You blew what tiny bit of credibility you had when you backtracked on attacking Google.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:00 PM (pgXNG)

22 Anyone interviewing her should have known better. She's whiter than a polar bear eating a mayonnaise sandwich in a blizzard. They didn't care though. It allowed them to check a box.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 08:01 PM (kTF2Z)

23 A phoney apology is an additional insult.

Posted by: DaveA at August 19, 2019 08:01 PM (FhXTo)

24 Factually, Warren is a serial liar and a fraud.

Yet millions will line up to vote for her.

The future looks bleak. The idiots are winning.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2019 08:01 PM (fcT1a)

25 PDT has a quiver of arrows to puncture her with.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 08:01 PM (CKxoR)

26 Elizabeth Warren to Actual Indians: I'm Like Sorry or Whatever I Claimed to be an Indian Everytime I Was Applying for a Job or Running for Senate


I make-um heap big mistake.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at August 19, 2019 08:01 PM (Mouru)

27 Well at least she's being honest with herself. Employers and voters not so much.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 08:01 PM (6/uwW)

28 "Like anyone who has been honest with themselves, I know I have made

mistakes,"


Ah, so you're admitting you aren't divine. Way to go out on a limb there, Lizzie.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2019 08:01 PM (T6t7i)

29
Alternate poat title:

Elizabeth Warren Is Kinda Just Like The Fonz But Indian: "I Was W-W-W-Wooo-Wooo-Wooo, Wrong!"

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 19, 2019 08:02 PM (YX8r9)

30 Razib Khan got upset with the 1/1024 meme and said Warran was probably more like 1-2%.

Razib is usually right but he misses the point at times, and this is one of those times. I remember when 23andme was telling me I was 1-2% Berber. That doesn't give me the right to claim "African American" in college applications.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

31 Since open thread....

Was in Seattle this weekend. First time in about 10 years.

Ho Lee Fuk. Has that city changed. Its giving Minneapolis a run for most closely resembling Mogadishu. I was fucking shocked at the number of women covered in burkas walking around. Went to a Walmart to get a swimsuit since I forgot to pack mine and it was 3rd World. This did not exit there last time I visited.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 19, 2019 08:02 PM (ZFu4/)

32 *Submitted for your consideration: Warren is more annoying than Hillary. *

May be more annoying, I refuse to listen to the charlatan witch.

I will posit that she is waaaay behind Hillary in the body count category.

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:02 PM (wf5ik)

33 This outgassing of calculated haze and obscurity provides three benefits for her:

It also proves that the truth is not in her and she doesn't care for it in the least. She is a liar and uses lies to get ahead instead of real accomplishments.


In a normal world, this would've disqualified her from any public office long ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 19, 2019 08:02 PM (HaL55)

34 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: chango butt at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (B+t5k)

35 I'm 1/1024th full-blooded, red man, dammit!!

Don't piss me off or I'll rain dance until all you pale faces drown!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren the 3rd at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (lVJPV)

36
I am Groot Joe.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (t6XCL)

37 Indian or not her charm gene is clearly recessive.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (MN2VM)

38 Eat a smallpox blanket, Liz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

39
Is she going to pay Harvard reparations for acquiring her professorship through false pretenses?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:04 PM (Wx/+I)

40 Indian or not her charm gene is clearly recessive.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (MN2VM)



Her Indian name is Fucks With Your Shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:04 PM (Mouru)

41 At some point, Joe will have to attack her. Then she'll be a Native American again. Defending herself from the white guy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 08:04 PM (DMoow)

42 Got family legends that say my sisters and I are part Comanche. I suppose it's possible, given Texas an' all, but I don't believe it, and wouldn't claim it. Just a fun legend, IMO.

Posted by: Empire1 at August 19, 2019 08:05 PM (lx4Xa)

43 Tucker said in advance he was taking a vacation. Media Matters, who HATE Tucker Carlson, were the ones who started trying to push "Ha! Tucker is suspended!' NO ONE ever said that except Media Matters. They were the sole source of the lie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 08:05 PM (V2Yro)

44
Make me a sammich, squaw.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:05 PM (Wx/+I)

45

Squaw speakum with forked tongue

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 08:05 PM (kK/Og)

46 Isn't there an American Indian in Congress - the one Saikat Chakrabarti lashed out at on twitter that eventually got him fired?

Why, oh why is she not saying anything about ol' Lizzie, one wonders...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 08:05 PM (bDqIh)

47 Her Indian name is Fucks With Your Shit.


If her Indian name were Throws Out Leftovers That Are Still Perfectly Good she wouldn't get a single male vote.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (fuK7c)

48 Trying to erase that fake Indian war paint off real fast.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (BbGew)

49 Liz Warren-Every man's ex-wife, every woman's mother in law.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

50 On the shores of Martha's Vineyard
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,
Fauxcahontas, the old woman,
Yelling with heap big mouth skyward,
O'er the water yelling skyward,
At the Orange Man in the sunset.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (O8WFE)

51 *"Like anyone who has been honest with themselves, I know I have made mistakes,"*


I should never have taken that fucking DNA test!....Lizzie

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (wf5ik)

52 The DEMS really go for the whole ex-wife vibe.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (fYi9j)

53 Liawatha Warren could easily prove that she's a real Indian. Give her some alcohol and see if she goes totally apeshit.

I thought that was all just a myth until I started working with some Indians. Holy Shit ... I couldn't believe it. I've known some really bad drunks and some really bad drinkers ... but that was all amateur shit compared to the Indians. They were nuts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (lVJPV)

54 How

Me big apologize in forked tonged non-apology.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (3H9h1)

55 Why do you ask, "She Who Flatters the Crow Song"?

Posted by: Squaw Warren receiving tribal wisdom at August 19, 2019 08:06 PM (MN2VM)

56 40 Indian or not her charm gene is clearly recessive.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2019 08:03 PM (MN2VM)


Her Indian name is Fucks With Your Shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:04 PM (Mouru)


That's a mistranslation. The true meaning is "Makes gifts of your shit to others".

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 08:07 PM (h2Bdk)

57 >>After drawing a standing ovation, Warren said "I have listened and I have learned a lot" from conversations with Native Americans in recent months, describing herself as "grateful" for the dialogue.


A standing O, huh?
Welp, they get what they deserve when they support politicians who have zero respect or care for them.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 08:07 PM (bDqIh)

58 Warren is more annoying in that nasty mean schoolteacher way. Hillary gives off a more evil vibe, like a nasty mean Aunt who smell of vodka.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

59


Squaw say she Injun after she drink heap much firewater

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 08:07 PM (kK/Og)

60 How?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (D0ZGj)

61 Let her finish her beer

Posted by: chango butt at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (B+t5k)

62 This Just In : Lisa Boothe is getting hotter.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (LS29U)

63 Reparations are in order.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (WQZ1O)

64
Charles Curtis, senator and vice president, actually was a member of the Kaw Nation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (Wx/+I)

65 Where the white bitches at?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (2N7oZ)

66 Liawatha, I took that 400,000 every year from Harvard in blankets.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (CKxoR)

67 58 Warren is more annoying in that nasty mean schoolteacher way. Hillary gives off a more evil vibe, like a nasty mean Aunt who smell of vodka.
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 08:07 PM (Tnijr)


The one who pinches you really hard under the table and then lies about it?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (h2Bdk)

68

I think she will end up being the candidate. My millennial Jewish half-brother has adored her from the beginning. I will at least give her the credit due to someone who was canny enough to rise from the lower middle class to the "elite" by using her brains and being savvy to the racket that claiming that Native heritage could give her a leg up. At least she didn't marry a scumbag and tag along for the ride like Hillary.

That being said, if she is the nominee, Trump will win. Many women do not like to vote for women. Men will lie and say they are voting for her and then in the privacy of the ballot box will think about how a woman's brain is 1/3 the size of a man's and vote Trump.

Posted by: nightwitch at August 19, 2019 08:09 PM (/ZX77)

69 "mistakes were made..."

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 08:09 PM (786Ro)

70 Allow me to make an eloquent speech about the double tongues.

Fuck this bitch in particular.

Posted by: Ten Bears at August 19, 2019 08:09 PM (kTF2Z)

71 Why do so many Democrats claim to be something they are not?

Men claiming to be women. Women claiming to be men. White claiming they are black, Indian, Asian. It's like an epidemic of bullshittery.

Someone should do a PBS special.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 08:09 PM (DMoow)

72 The one who pinches you really hard under the table and then lies about it?

That was me Mumsey Dearest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 19, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)

73 How?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (D0ZGj)


How is the midfielder.


(Abbott and Costello doing LaCrosse jokes)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:10 PM (lVJPV)

74 Hi TPOP : this is where I was getting my "miftah" from -
books.google.com/books?id=xhUwd4UabHwC&pg=PA27

On further reflection, mif'al is not common in Arabic and when it does appear, it is generally a loanword. "minbar" is supposed to be Ethiopic and "mihrab", Yemeni. I'd assumed it was more common than it was because, hey, mostly I read the Quran and not actual classical Arabic.

If you need me I'll be over there, in the barrel, reading moar. Fortunately there's lots of Arabic literature in the barrel

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:10 PM (ykYG2)

75 Factually, Warren is a serial liar and a fraud.
Yet millions will line up to vote for her.
The future looks bleak. The idiots are winning.


Most cultures are incapable of self governance and desire to be under rule of a sovereign.

Why do you think the flood gates are open to all cultures that are antithetical to the ideology articulated in the Declaration of Independence?

They aren't necessarily idiots - they are just those who have no desire for autonomy. Likely very afraid of it.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 08:10 PM (lD3vL)

76 It's an early O/T, but I just want to quote President Obama, this one time.


'Elections have consequences"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/339490/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 08:10 PM (cqNba)

77
The one who pinches you really hard under the table and then lies about it?

Posted by: Ace's liver


The one who malodorously passes gas, then blames you for it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:10 PM (Wx/+I)

78 Or words to that effect.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2019 07:57 PM (2PXwn)


Yes; in Orthodoxy.

Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2019 08:10 PM (i/wJA)

79 I'm going to need to see what Faith Spotted Eagle thinks about this,

(hey, she won one more electoral college vote than Jeb.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2019 08:11 PM (O8WFE)

80 Pees with Shame shall be her new name.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:11 PM (gmtFW)

81 It was Biden.

It is Biden.

It will be Biden.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ZFu4/)

82 So Fauxchahontas is also an indian giver of apologies? Golden hair speakum with forked tongue?

What is the Cherokee word for pander?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 19, 2019 08:11 PM (Hn6S7)

83 Anyone interviewing her should have known better. She's whiter than a polar bear eating a mayonnaise sandwich in a blizzard.


The cheekbones! Look at the cheekbones!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

84 Regardless of what Warren does vis-vis trying to put this behind her, does anyone believe that Trump will not smack this dummy around like wet noodle everyday, all day?

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (3hxXM)

85 If I'm being honest with myself, I'm wicked awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (ZLI7S)

86

I'm part Delaware too, you know!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

87


Since I missed the Nicole Wallace thread I'll put it here, Wallace is a whore. Not only a political whore but a whore in her personal life too as she ditch her husband and kid for some guy who is a regular guest on her show. Intercourse that vile scrunt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (kK/Og)

88 Men claiming to be women. Women claiming to be men. White claiming they are black, Indian, Asian. It's like an epidemic of bullshittery.

Huh, Romans 1 in the Bible says that is often the next step after ingratitude - to exchange the truth for a lie.

That is the way the carnal man is wired up - to lie. If honesty was natural, it wouldn't have been necessary to make it part of the Top Ten of the Eternal Commandments of Life.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (lD3vL)

89 Warren looks and sounds a bit like I imagine Mary Cloggenstien of Brattleboro Vermont looks and sounds like.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (Tnijr)

90 Biden will have to smack her around first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (DMoow)

91 Pees with Shame shall be her new name.


I still like Scowls, yao!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

92 An apology is MEANINGLESS if it doesn't state WHAT EXACTLY you did wrong.

#FakeApology

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (WqPYg)

93 I know Delaware Indians. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

Posted by: Joey "Junk Without Trunks" Biden at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (Ndje9)

94 The cheekbones! Look at the cheekbones!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (yQpMk)


Yes, look at the cheekbones. Just the sort of cheekbones you expect from a Swede.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (h2Bdk)

95 I'm not saying I endorse domestic violence. But listening to this bint for more than 2 minutes, I can understand.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (MN2VM)

96 The trump/ warren debates will be historic... Comedy that is.

Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (nzKWW)

97 I have heard. You are the golden scalp weasel. You may go in peace.

Posted by: Ten Bears at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)

98 I still like Scowls, yao!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

Cheeks like Razor?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (gmtFW)

99


Squaw Liz: Squaw sorry for saying she Injun. Now no Injun tribe want me. Not even Hekawi

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 08:14 PM (kK/Og)

100 I think the very last thing this country needs is a woman president.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:15 PM (Mouru)

101 Speaks Like Crying Tarantula

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2019 08:15 PM (MN2VM)

102 If lizzie is the pick she shall be called running porcupine.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 08:15 PM (CKxoR)

103 Isn't it racist to appropriate another culture?

I think them's the rules now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 08:15 PM (DMoow)

104 97
I have heard. You are the golden scalp weasel. You may go in peace.

Posted by: Ten Bears at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)

Wondered what happened to my old pal Ten Bears - Josey Wales

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 19, 2019 08:15 PM (Hn6S7)

105 84 Regardless of what Warren does vis-vis trying to put this behind her, does anyone believe that Trump will not smack this dummy around like wet noodle everyday, all day?
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (3hxXM)


Yeah, if they nominate Warren or Harris the Democrats lose. Neither can hold her own against Trump on a debate stage. I'm not sure who among the current crop could, to be honest.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2019 08:15 PM (h2Bdk)

106 I'm so sorry that I got caught.

Posted by: Liz Warren at August 19, 2019 08:16 PM (kTF2Z)

107 I'd make an exception for Margaret Thatcher, except she's dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:16 PM (Mouru)

108 Buckingham Palace is Shocked, I tell you SHOCKED that Prince Andrew was at Jeff Epstein's Mansion & in no way would have been there if he knew what Epstein wa accused of?? stop me when the BULLSHIT detector goes off

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 08:16 PM (BqBId)

109 when I robbed your bank, mistakes were made, and I'm big enough to admit that. So vote for me to be bank president, because I'm big enough to admit to mistakes.


(but I'm keeping the stolen money and stolen degrees and stolen office, don't be so racist.)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 08:16 PM (Cus5s)

110 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:10 PM (ykYG2)

I don't know if you saw my last comment on the other thread. I was mistaken on the root. "Accent" is mivtah, with a bet-tet-aleph root, which has to do with . The bet had softened in my head to an "f" ...

I know nothing about arabic (other than the curses that Hebrew uses from arabic). I can't even read arabic.

I defer to your analysis of the word. It is the same root as fatah.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:16 PM (lVJPV)

111
I think the very last thing this country needs is a woman president.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


President Margaret Thatcher would be great.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:16 PM (Wx/+I)

112 Warren looks and sounds a bit like I imagine Mary Cloggenstien of Brattleboro Vermont looks and sounds like.
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 08:12 PM (Tnijr)

Why you hatin' on Mary?

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:16 PM (wf5ik)

113 An apology is MEANINGLESS if it doesn't state WHAT EXACTLY you did wrong.

#FakeApology

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:13 PM (WqPYg)


I would go further -

All apologies are meaningless. There is only atonement.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:17 PM (lVJPV)

114 Oh hell, on second thought I'd still take Margaret Thatcher.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:17 PM (Mouru)

115 I likely have more Jewish blood than Fauxcahontas has Native.

But I've learned that I practically do not qualify to call myself that.

Fauxcahontas should have done the same. At BEST, she could say "There's indications that this side of my family might have Native ancestry, but it's not really strong enough for me to base my identity around it."

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:17 PM (pgXNG)

116 Trump's opponents:

Unpredictable tanking of the economy.
Avoidable and disastrous foreign conflict.
Massive slaughter of Latinos by actual white supremacist militia with signed orders from DJT.

Other than that I think we're good.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2019 08:17 PM (MN2VM)

117 And open thread.

Posted by: Ace

Heh.

Like you have to say that, effendi.

Posted by: Miklos, #Aceshouldbelessofahelicopterpaernt at August 19, 2019 08:18 PM (QzkSJ)

118 The prairie crabs could not be reached for comment...

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 19, 2019 08:18 PM (2sCft)

119 100 I think the very last thing this country needs is a woman president.

I'd vote for westminsterdogshow in a heartbeat.
Actually any of the CO 'nettes.
Most of those outside this state too.

It's just that the two major parties raise up goofballs like Ferraro and Clinton.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:18 PM (ykYG2)

120 Democrats are shameless scumbags.

Posted by: Chris M at August 19, 2019 08:18 PM (6XZdO)

121 Family lore. Dad said Gams was a mean drunk and you know...

Posted by: Liz Warren at August 19, 2019 08:18 PM (kTF2Z)

122 "Why you hatin' on Mary?"

Whatdaya mean? I didn't even mention the cat piss.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (Tnijr)

123 " "I have listened and I have learned a lot" from conversations with Native Americans in recent months,"

but she refused to meet with Native Americans for years ... now she probably has DeepState ordained "NativeAmericans" to meet with ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (Cus5s)

124 Men claiming to be women. Women claiming to be men. White claiming
they are black, Indian, Asian. It's like an epidemic of bullshittery.


And then they really and truly expect the rest of us to not notice that they're lying and then even expect us to respect them as leaders.

Our Founders were so right to keep government small and relatively weak, precisely to prevent what we see going on now. They never meant for politics to become a profession because it attracts the lowest of the low: those who seek power over others.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55)

125

Energy Star, the federal program from the DOE and the Environmental Protection Agency, said the coolest you should keep your home is 78 degrees when you're home.

When you're at work or away, the program recommends setting it at 85 degrees. When you're sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (aKsyK)

126 I'd make an exception for Margaret Thatcher, except she's dead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:16 PM (Mouru)

That means she would be better than all the Demonrats running for president.

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (wf5ik)

127 Why would any person vote for this unintelligent, lying, physically repulsive person?

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (IoIaQ)

128 >>Buckingham Palace is Shocked, I tell you SHOCKED that Prince Andrew was at Jeff Epstein's Mansion & in no way would have been there if he knew what Epstein wa accused of?? stop me when the BULLSHIT detector goes off


Haven't you heard?
Epstein and Maxwell were guests of Andy at Balmoral - for his 40th. Also, at a b-day party for the queen, the queen's sister and a few other royals. Epstein was burrowed in like a tick with that family, no doubt at Andy's invitation.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (bDqIh)

129 yeah, arabic F is from the Nabataean Aramaic, which corresponds to Hebrew P.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (ykYG2)

130 I know nothing about arabic (other than the curses that Hebrew uses from arabic). I can't even read arabic.


Oh, while we have a couple of language geeks around who know the things that I don't, can we do a compare and contrast between Hebrew and Arabic?

I know there's Salaam Shalom and other kindred language pairs, but how far does it go?

I read a novel about an Israeli and a Palestinian and I was wondering how everyone there communicates. Do they learn each other's languages or are they close enough to be intelligible?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (fuK7c)

131 Energy Star, the federal program from the DOE and the Environmental Protection Agency, said the coolest you should keep your home is 78 degrees when you're home.

When you're at work or away, the program recommends setting it at 85 degrees. When you're sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (aKsyK)


Energy Star can blow my pet iguana.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (lVJPV)

132 "When you're sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees."

What kind of shit-fucking morons came up with this?

Posted by: Chris M at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (6XZdO)

133 bluebell for Pres because she has the shiv, Jane D'oh for VP because she has the contacts and AtC for AG because we all know why.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (CKxoR)

134 And if I'm being honest, the biggest reason I want to be able to point to the tiny amount of Jewish blood that I have (even if it's on the wrong side) is to have it help qualify my opposition to Islam...

And yes, I'm aware of how shallow that is.

But with it being on the wrong side of my family, I don't really have the qualifications to dig much deeper.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (pgXNG)

135 "Took away our native tongue...

and taught their English to our young"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (6qErC)

136 I read a novel about an Israeli and a Palestinian and I was wondering how everyone there communicates. Do they learn each other's languages or are they close enough to be intelligible?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (fuK7c)



This is where Esperanto comes in...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Mouru)

137
Expect more stories about Trump's lies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Wx/+I)

138 http://bit.ly/2L8FtqP
*******
Epstein's 'Pimp' and 'Groomer' Ghislaine Maxwell STAGED In-N-Out Photo with Her Friend and Attorney

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (BqBId)

139 But whither the cheekbones?!?!?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Ct55T)

140 130 I know nothing about arabic (other than the curses that Hebrew uses from arabic). I can't even read arabic.


Oh, while we have a couple of language geeks around who know the things that I don't, can we do a compare and contrast between Hebrew and Arabic?

I know there's Salaam Shalom and other kindred language pairs, but how far does it go?

I read a novel about an Israeli and a Palestinian and I was wondering how everyone there communicates. Do they learn each other's languages or are they close enough to be intelligible?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (fuK7c)

The lack of vowels mystifies me, when it comes to Arabic.

That, and the writing system seems even more obtuse than Kanji or Hangul.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:22 PM (pgXNG)

141 yeah, arabic F is from the Nabataean Aramaic, which corresponds to Hebrew P.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (ykYG2)


Well, the Hebrew P and Hebrew F are the same letter. I assumed it would be the same with pretty much all of the semitic languages.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:23 PM (lVJPV)

142 An apology is MEANINGLESS if it doesn't state WHAT EXACTLY you did wrong.

"Apology" is a speech in defense of an accusation. Many people gratuitously assume that it also involves repentance.

Lets say that someone decided to smash her in the face with a baseball bat. They could make an apology by saying "you deserved it, and I would do it again.. hold still". That is an apology because it is in defense of an accusation of battery.

Repentance is something totally different, and is a characteristic completely unknown to any of the Left.

Yesterday I decided to go for a swim at the club pool. Laid out my gear for lap swimming and was just entering the water when a H1B anchor baby jumped in just seconds ahead of me. The father came up and said "I'm sorry, but my kid wanted to go swim". That was it. No action to remove his son from the lane. I asked "when you said I'm sorry did you really mean Fuck You? because if you were indeed sorry, your undisciplined and rude child would not be continuing on, and you wouldn't be making lame excuses for why I should just accept this antisocial behavior".

Their culture, a passive-aggressive one is where they will due rude and obnoxious things, lie to you about being sorry, but continue on as if those words were magical. Sort of like putting a smiley emoticon after an insult.

The Left is very much like that.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 08:23 PM (lD3vL)

143 Arabic and Hebrew are not mutually intelligible but if you know one then it is easy to learn the other.

In European terms, it might be like a Frog trying to learn Italian.

French and Italian separated more recently, but Hebrew and classical Arabic are mostly fossilised from an earlier date. Modern Arabic dialects on the other hand are nuts, especially out in Morocco and Algeria where they are stuffed with Berberisms and French.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:23 PM (ykYG2)

144 >>Epstein's 'Pimp' and 'Groomer' Ghislaine Maxwell STAGED In-N-Out Photo with Her Friend and Attorney

You're kidding. A "journalist" didn't just happen to find her at a random burger joint reading about the killings of various CIA assets?

Shocking news.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)

145 I just realized that problem that E Warren suffers from is the same as Stack Abrams has they are just to beautiful to be politicians. The only other woman alive more attractive is Big Mike the last presidents husband.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (IoIaQ)

146 I would go further -



All apologies are meaningless. There is only atonement.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:17 PM (lVJPV)

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That is an excellent point. It seems a sincere apology should at least be the first step in atonement, but as you note are actually meaningless regardless. It's our actions that define us, not our words ... (similar to our mutual hatred of the false concept "hate" crimes).

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

147 bluebell for Pres because she has the shiv, Jane D'oh for VP because she has the contacts and AtC for AG because we all know why.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (CKxoR)
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Well I see I got here just in time. I'm afraid I have to pull a Sherman though.

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.

It would interfere with my free time and closet-cleaning duties, you understand.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (aXucN)

148 When I was young, my tribe had the great Oklahoma clam bake. Lobster, clams, mussels, crab legs. Fuck, it was awesome! It was there that the elders sent me on a vision quest. The Great Spirit told me I was destinined to be Chief of all the land. So, here I am.

Posted by: Liz Warren at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)

149 "said the coolest you should keep your home is 78 degrees when you're home. "

Do they want Mrs f'd to kill me? Sure, I can lay around naked, but she is not going for that.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

150 This Just In : Lisa Boothe is getting hotter.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (LS29U)

++++
Eh. She has a weird mouth and eyes.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (2sCft)

151 "I'm sorry I got caught lying. My next lie will be more elaborate, and obfuscated." - Faux-cohontas

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (4ceyg)

152 And yes, I'm aware of how shallow that is.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (pgXNG)


There's nothing wrong with being shallow. It just got a bad name because of all the jealous posers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (lVJPV)

153 146 I would go further -



All apologies are meaningless. There is only atonement.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:17 PM (lVJPV)

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That is an excellent point. It seems a sincere apology should at least be the first step in atonement, but as you note are actually meaningless regardless. It's our actions that define us, not our words ... (similar to our mutual hatred of the false concept "hate" crimes).
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

PG Wodehouse seemed to have a useful quote about apologies.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (pgXNG)

154 I'm a sixteenth Cherokee - so, 64x as Indian as Sitting Bullshit.

Any Morons who've met me know that my claiming Cherokee heritage is laughable, what with the fact that I'm clearly a Slav, with blond hair and blue eyes.

Even though I technically have enough Cherokee blood, it would be ridiculous to apply for tribal membership... I have practiced none of their culture. The Cherokee guy in my family became Christianized and American. The white squaw abducted him, not the other way around.

Her whole story is just so, so silly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (5aX2M)

155 What kind of shit-fucking morons came up with this?"

The doughy DC crowd. Who would sweat to death at 82...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 19, 2019 08:25 PM (6qErC)

156 129 yeah, arabic F is from the Nabataean Aramaic, which corresponds to Hebrew P.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:20 PM (ykYG2)

It's all Greek to me.
-Don Lemon

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:25 PM (gmtFW)

157 152 And yes, I'm aware of how shallow that is.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (pgXNG)

There's nothing wrong with being shallow. It just got a bad name because of all the jealous posers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (lVJPV)

I promise you, there's nobody jealous of me.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:25 PM (pgXNG)

158
Warren's voice sounds like a brick being thrown through a plate glass window.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 19, 2019 08:25 PM (0jmqe)

159 She was a diversity hire at all her university jobs. So there was at least one actual Native American out of a job at each of these places because of her.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2019 07:56 PM (FTPn0)


Didn't she also get through college claiming that bullshit? So, did she displace anybody in college? And shouldn't she be apologizing to tax payers?

Posted by: Carg Clutcho at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (m4x2V)

160 I miss OV beer in splits. That was my 1970's tribe reason for being

Posted by: Quilp at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (Bf3hj)

161 Sometime Indian blow smoke signal
Sometime Indian blow smoke ring
Sometime Indian blow smoke
Sometime not Indian at all

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (AfYvi)

162
Warren's voice sounds like a brick being thrown through a plate glass window.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 19, 2019 08:25 PM (0jmqe)



She sounds like that Ruth Buzzi spinster character who hit people with her purse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (kK/Og)

163 Eh. She has a weird mouth and eyes.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (2sCft)

Her chin is a bit strong, but I will most certainly allow it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (gmtFW)

164 UK Daily Mail:

Jeffrey Epstein once had three 12-year-old girls flown in from France for him to abuse as a sadistic birthday present, unsealed court documents have alleged.

https://tinyurl.com/yy95v3cs

The Clintons sure do hang with a nice crowd. Shitbags.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (Mouru)

165 Gray Beaver would be a good VP choice; her scrunt personality fits the attack dog role very well.

Posted by: Taunto at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (/aiGx)

166 Energy Star, the federal program from the DOE and the Environmental Protection Agency, said the coolest you should keep your home is 78 degrees when you're home.

When you're at work or away, the program recommends setting it at 85 degrees. When you're sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees.


Not happening. A/C is set at 74; back here in my office, it's 83 because of location. Hasn't been below 77 in at least two weeks, even at night. I doubt I'll get a comfortable night's sleep until at least October. Setting the thermostat at 82 would mean 90+ here.

Posted by: Empire1 at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (lx4Xa)

167 Cicero, I literally skipped lunch when I read that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

168 That, and the writing system seems even more obtuse than Kanji or Hangul.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:22 PM (pgXNG)

Hangul is easy, consonant vowel consonant, some of the similar sounds or how consonants may form a separate sound, can be a bit difficult, but the Korean Alphabet is very simple. Thai is kicking my backside.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (Hn6S7)

169 For someone who dindu nuffin, she sure does apologize a lot.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

170 AlaBAMA, i think it's the classic "the grass is always greener on the other side."

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (XKZwp)

171 I promise you, there's nobody jealous of me.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:25 PM (pgXNG)

Hikaru, a little secret the socialists never learn: THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PEOPLE JEALOUS OF YOU FOR SOMETHING.

It doesn't matter what you think, or how humble or strife ridden your life and circumstance, some asshole will always find a reason to want what you have.

The end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (gmtFW)

172 154 I'm a sixteenth Cherokee - so, 64x as Indian as Sitting Bullshit.

Any Morons who've met me know that my claiming Cherokee heritage is laughable, what with the fact that I'm clearly a Slav, with blond hair and blue eyes.

Even though I technically have enough Cherokee blood, it would be ridiculous to apply for tribal membership... I have practiced none of their culture. The Cherokee guy in my family became Christianized and American. The white squaw abducted him, not the other way around.

Her whole story is just so, so silly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (5aX2M)

Honestly, I'm completely at the point where I might not be a pure enough conservative anymore, but what I really care about is protecting as much of individual expression as possible (though I do have a weakness when it comes to firing people for color or sexuality).

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (pgXNG)

173 138
http://bit.ly/2L8FtqP

*******

Epstein's 'Pimp' and 'Groomer' Ghislaine Maxwell STAGED In-N-Out Photo with Her Friend and Attorney

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 08:21 PM (BqBId)

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"Pikers." -- Gloria Allred

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (WqPYg)

174 But I guess apologizing is big medicine.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

175 Cicero, I literally skipped lunch when I read that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)


Yep. Those f*ckers are depraved as hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (Mouru)

176 I promise you, there's nobody jealous of me.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:25 PM (pgXNG)


You never know. You'd probably be surprised.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:29 PM (lVJPV)

177 Her entire academic career was founded on defrauding minorities and has the gall to smear Trump as racist.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at August 19, 2019 08:29 PM (N5dam)

178 YD : 23andme eventually retracted its notion that I was African American (as in Africa Proconsularis). I was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:29 PM (ykYG2)

179
Affirmative Action is vital to maintaining diversity.

But,

No one has ever benefited from Affirmative Action.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:30 PM (Wx/+I)

180 I wonder how her in-laws feel about her throwing them under the bus in that 2012 ad as vile racists who just couldn't stand that this lily white blonde girl was Native?

Posted by: the dandy at August 19, 2019 08:30 PM (bR08X)

181 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (gmtFW)

That's what I wanted to say. Well put.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 08:30 PM (lVJPV)

182 An apology and a cheeseburger won't get you to Tuesday

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 08:30 PM (CKxoR)

183 168 Hangul is easy, consonant vowel consonant, some of the similar sounds or how consonants may form a separate sound, can be a bit difficult, but the Korean Alphabet is very simple. Thai is kicking my backside.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (Hn6S7)

It's not the speaking. It's being able to draw the characters.

I can't write Hangul. Hiragana is even worse.

Kanji/Hanzi feels like 10,000 worlds away.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:30 PM (pgXNG)

184 166 Energy Star, the federal program from the DOE and the Environmental Protection Agency, said the coolest you should keep your home is 78 degrees when you're home.

When you're at work or away, the program recommends setting it at 85 degrees. When you're sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


As they are busily shutting down coal fired plants across America they cry we are having an energy shortage.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 08:30 PM (AfYvi)

185 Easy way to settle this once and for all - offer to trade her a comb and some beads for her house. If she goes for it - real injun!

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2019 08:31 PM (MVjcR)

186 Her entire academic career was founded on defrauding minorities and has the gall to smear Trump as racist.

I think they have discovered that "racist" has lost all of its impact, they are now going with "white supremacist" until that wears out then who knows what comes next.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 08:31 PM (lD3vL)

187 Thai is kicking my backside.

Hey, it's only a foot. I've heard about those Thai, er, girls.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:31 PM (ykYG2)

188 Funny pic on twatter today of AOC asking Warren:

"When you were an Indian did you kill buffalo for their tiny little wings?"

Comedy Gold.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2019 08:31 PM (S6rpg)

189 You will submit or we will turn out your lights.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 08:31 PM (AfYvi)

190 165 Gray Beaver would be a good VP choice; her scrunt personality fits the attack dog role very well.
Posted by: Taunto at August 19, 2019 08:26 PM (/aiGx)

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I thought of adopting the name Gray Beaver, but let's be honest. That thing's been haired over for decades and I don't really want to call attention to it.

Posted by: Liz Warren at August 19, 2019 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)

191 Even though I technically have enough Cherokee blood, it would be ridiculous to apply for tribal membership...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (5aX2M)

I actually have my Grandmother's Choctaw paperwork. But don't discount the blue eye thing. I'm the only one that doesn't have blue eyes. I also knew somebody else Choctaw, and they had blue eyes.

Seems the Choctaws (and probably Cherokee cousins) had a thing for them visiting Viking guys/gals way back when.

Where de white women at?

But yeah. People told me in college to apply for freebies, which I found laughable. I've got equal parts German, Irish, French...

So I can invade myself drunk, surrender and then shoot the place up. And have an excuse.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 19, 2019 08:32 PM (m4x2V)

192 PG Wodehouse seemed to have a useful quote about apologies.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (pgXNG)

======

Looked it up -- indeed, have heard that before:
"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people
do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of
them."

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

193 bluebell, That's Ok, it was just that whole wishes, horses and beggars thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2019 08:32 PM (CKxoR)

194 No one has ever benefited from Affirmative Action.

Lawyers have.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 19, 2019 08:32 PM (lD3vL)

195 Literally every word in that campaign ad was a lie.

An achievement in falsehood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2019 08:32 PM (EZebt)

196 Looked it up -- indeed, have heard that before:
"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people
do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of
them."
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

I like this. I've spent way too much of my life apologizing.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

197 Ok, well if not literally, then virtually.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2019 08:33 PM (EZebt)

198 > Jeffrey Epstein once had three 12-year-old girls flown in from France for him to abuse as a sadistic birthday present, unsealed court documents have alleged.

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."

Just look at any of the people who publicly admire Aleister Crowley, or anyone directly inspired by him and you'll have a good starting point to unravel this crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 08:33 PM (fTlEK)

199 Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

I like P.G. Wodehouse's stories, but I don't find that particularly helpful advice for my life'

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 08:34 PM (+0VWg)

200

Squaw Liz the Rachel Dolezal of politics

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 08:34 PM (kK/Og)

201 Forked tongue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2019 08:34 PM (vfOIM)

202 Tucker hasn't mentioned Don LeMon yet. Wonder if he will.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2019 08:34 PM (BLFnH)

203 You think it's bad now... wait till 2020.
They won't even care if they get caught coordinating questions with the Dem candidate.

James Hasson reminds us of journalists coordinating with the Clinton campaign.

https://tinyurl.com/y3ebbatb

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2019 08:34 PM (wiXsO)

204 Yesterday on CNN saw they had the Fox news poll that even Lieawatha beat President Trump.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 08:34 PM (BbGew)

205 For someone who dindu nuffin, she sure does apologize a lot.
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)
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Weasel, except as ace correctly notes above, she didn't actually get around to apologizing for anything. Just sort of a vague hand-wavy thing to be able to say she did something, anything.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:35 PM (aXucN)

206 It's not the speaking. It's being able to draw the characters.



I can't write Hangul. Hiragana is even worse.



Kanji/Hanzi feels like 10,000 worlds away.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 08:30 PM (pgXNG)

I am a bit of an accent chameleon also, Koreans would be shocked by my pronunciation. Worst part of my Korean was I learned "dated" Korean when I went through DLI, it was decades behind current Korean "slang". So while I pronounce the language very well, my vocabulary and phrases are decades old.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 19, 2019 08:35 PM (Hn6S7)

207 Headline over at ZeroHedge: "Epstein Created $577 Million Trust Days Before His Death; The details of how his fortune will be distributed will be kept private."


I can't wait for the details of how his fortune was acquired. Maybe he asked for too much from the Clintons ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:35 PM (WqPYg)

208 Yesterday on CNN saw they had the Fox news poll

Don't call it a circle jerk!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

209 describing herself as "Grateful Grizzly Bear" for the dialogue.

Posted by: Rob Reiner at August 19, 2019 08:36 PM (+y/Ru)

210 I like P.G. Wodehouse's stories, but I don't find that particularly helpful advice for my life'
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I've found Jeeve's council to be critical to the quality of my life.

Posted by: Bertie Wooster at August 19, 2019 08:36 PM (vfOIM)

211 205 For someone who dindu nuffin, she sure does apologize a lot.
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)
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Weasel, except as ace correctly notes above, she didn't actually get around to apologizing for anything. Just sort of a vague hand-wavy thing to be able to say she did something, anything.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:35 PM (aXucN)
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I know. I took some literary license in an attempt to make my comment funnier.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2019 08:37 PM (MVjcR)

212 French slang is even worse. Lots of Arabic and Berber in it now. And English.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:37 PM (ykYG2)

213 I know. I took some literary license in an attempt to make my comment funnier.
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2019 08:37 PM (MVjcR)
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Now see if you had thrown in a "heap big lot" or something, I might have gotten it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:38 PM (aXucN)

214 So then Warren is running for POTUS as a Native American.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2019 08:39 PM (1g7ch)

215 Ay, where's my fuckin apology? I dont hear one.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 08:39 PM (6/uwW)

216 If Warren is the nominee, I really think this hurts her with Native American voters.

There are several states that need a monolithic vote to turn out in order to be a "blue state.

There are smallish voter base, but it's going to be a headwind for her.



Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2019 08:39 PM (zuvmW)

217 Looked it up -- indeed, have heard that before:
"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people
do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of
them."
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

I like this. I've spent way too much of my life apologizing.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)


I've got a scene in my novel-in-draft where the narrator has to apologize to Theda Bara for an incident that got her into deep trouble with the studio brass. He tries to apologize, but she says, "Stop it, Toby. My mother always said that apologies are more for the person making them than they are for the person getting them."

It needs cleaning up, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2019 08:40 PM (Ki5SV)

218 Yesterday on CNN saw they had the Fox news poll that even Lieawatha beat President Trump.
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 08:34 PM (BbGew)

See!! I AM up 50 points!

Posted by: Hillary at August 19, 2019 08:40 PM (wf5ik)

219 I'm really sorry...that you were fucking stupid enough to believe me.

Posted by: Liz Warren at August 19, 2019 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)

220 #learntocodetalk

Posted by: Josephistan at August 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Izzlo)

221
Gray Beaver would be a good VP choice

Gray Beaver / Gay Beaver

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 08:41 PM (aKsyK)

222
Go to the Daily Mail homepage and scroll down and read the Epstein/Prince Andrew stuff. Too many stories to link one by one.

Anyway, flight logs prove Andrew and the then 17-year old girl Virginia Roberts were in the same place at the same time every time she claimed he sexed her.

Also, Andy was warned to stay away from Epstein 'cause of his taste for underaged girls, and Andy replied, "Don't be a Puritan!". So....

And, I think someone above mentioned it -- Ghislaine staged that whole In-Out Burger photo. The dog wasn't even hers, but her lawyer's dog.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 08:41 PM (NMAzL)

223 OT: John Locke wrote a monograph but didn't publish it :
sjc.edu/news/scholars-discover-original-locke-manuscript-greenfield-library

the title - "Reasons for tolerateing [sic] Papists equally with others".

Awww.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:41 PM (ykYG2)

224 All this Berber talk takes me to my favorite song evah.

Berber jewelry jangling down the street
Making bloodshot eyes at every woman that you meet
Could not seem to get high on you, my sweet honey love



https://youtu.be/UPbozLRU3so

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 08:42 PM (fuK7c)

225 I've always been told I have a bad American accent when speaking Russian.

So I'm at the counter at Ben Gurion checking bags and I greet the guy in Hebrew. He immediately starts replying in Hebrew. I sheepishly have to ask him to speak English because my Hebrew is not good.

So I tell him about my American accent. And he replies in Russian. Then I see his nametag is Dmitriy. So we're talking in Russian, and then he says in English, "You do have a bad American accent."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2019 08:42 PM (EZebt)

226 How hard will it be for her to spin this later so she's the victim? Probably not too hard.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2019 08:42 PM (MVjcR)

227 I feel like there should be more focus on the Pedo Island girls. Were they runaways or straight-up kidnapped? What happened to them when they were no longer wanted or the place was shut down? Is there a charity that's helping them?

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 19, 2019 08:42 PM (XKZwp)

228 I'm really, really s-s-s-s FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Posted by: Otto at August 19, 2019 08:42 PM (iB1oa)

229 Tomahawk Lizzie is not the only one.

Six Times Biden Described Major Events In His Life That Never Happened

https://washex.am/31O9gLS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)

230 Gray Beaver / Gay Beaver
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 08:41 PM (aKsyK)

Gray Beaver divided by Gay Beaver, eh?

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:43 PM (gmtFW)

231 Some socks just can't be removed fast enough.

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:43 PM (wf5ik)

232 "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."


"Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't even know what means is but I love it!"

- Texas Ranger Bobby whilst flooding the neighbor's basement with a garden hose.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 19, 2019 08:43 PM (HaL55)

233 I've got a scene in my novel-in-draft where the narrator has to apologize to Theda Bara for an incident that got her into deep trouble with the studio brass. He tries to apologize, but she says, "Stop it, Toby. My mother always said that apologies are more for the person making them than they are for the person getting them."

It needs cleaning up, but you get the idea.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2019 08:40 PM (Ki5SV)

I think that's pretty insightful.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

234 I can't wait for the details of how his fortune was acquired. Maybe he asked for too much from the Clintons ...
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 19, 2019 08:35 PM (WqPYg)

I have a feeling we'll never learn the true story of how a college drop out got a job as a math teacher at a prestigious NYC private college, then within a few short years became a partner at bears stern (!), then disappeared to the virgin islands and became an alleged billionaire.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 19, 2019 08:44 PM (GBteo)

235
Is there a charity that's helping them?

The Clinton Initiative for Soiled Doves is assisting these unfortunates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:44 PM (Wx/+I)

236 Comment 82 already brought up 'indian giver'.
The only thing I have left to offer is that she is a despicable cvnt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2019 08:44 PM (ufFY8)

237 49 Liz Warren-Every man's ex-wife, every woman's mother in law.
Posted by: Duke Lowell



Which is the Story of Hillary!

Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (Qt2ya)

238 I feel like there should be more focus on the Pedo Island girls. Were they runaways or straight-up kidnapped? What happened to them when they were no longer wanted or the place was shut down? Is there a charity that's helping them?
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 19, 2019 08:42 PM (XKZwp)
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I too have wondered about them, pookysgirl. I know at least a couple of them have spoken out - that Virginia Giuffre (not sure of the spelling) being one. But it sounds like there were a lot more. Where are they? Are they even alive? I know that sounds melodramatic, but I put nothing past that monster.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (aXucN)

239 the title - "Reasons for tolerateing [sic] Papists equally with others".

Awww.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2019 08:41 PM (ykYG2)

As a Papist stooge from birth, I always preferred the Mackerel Snapper insult.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (gmtFW)

240 What is that word where a bad girl will steal a man's live sperm get prego and get $?

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (9PtLS)

241 So you shouldn't apologize for really messing up and hurting someone if you think you were wrong and so do they? Nope; not following that advice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (+0VWg)

242 I've been made aware that stuff happened. So I'm really sorry about all the stuff. Now, never bring up stuff again.

Posted by: Chief Paleface of the Crab Recipes at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (ju9gW)

243 http://bit.ly/2KZpvPB
*******
Left Corners Pelosi Deputies, Lines Up Primaries Against Democrats
*******
Hope you all have a bunch of Popcorn

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 08:46 PM (BqBId)

244 231 Some socks just can't be removed fast enough.
Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:43 PM (wf5ik)

Knew a girl in college who always wanted me to keep them on. Right foot phobic, she was. And I had no problem with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:47 PM (gmtFW)

245 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (+0VWg)

And of course Warren's apology wasn't a real one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 08:47 PM (+0VWg)

246 131 Energy Star, the federal program from the DOE and the Environmental Protection Agency, said the coolest you should keep your home is 78 degrees when you're home.

When you're at work or away, the program recommends setting it at 85 degrees. When you're sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (aKsyK)

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Just for that I'm going to put it on 65 and wear a cardigan to warm up a little.

Posted by: MAGA at August 19, 2019 08:47 PM (I5LRE)

247 240 What is that word where a bad girl will steal a man's live sperm get prego and get $?
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (9PtLS)

Spermjacking or spurgling/spurglary.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

248 171 I promise you, there's nobody jealous of me.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie)


That's silly. Walk thru a hospital.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 08:47 PM (weV3+)

249
Warren-Northam, 2020!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:47 PM (Wx/+I)

250 >What is that word where a bad girl will steal a man's live sperm get prego and get $?

Fraud?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 08:47 PM (fTlEK)

251 Many people equate an apology with forgiveness.

An apology is given by the offender who should also ask forgiveness, make restitution, and turn away from bad acts. Everyone forgets that last part.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2019 08:48 PM (EZebt)

252
Apology and repentance? See: Sir John Profumo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:48 PM (Wx/+I)

253 @227 @238
rumor is one is now married to Prince Harry

Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2019 08:48 PM (AwPyG)

254 When you're sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (aKsyK)

Yes; No doubt everyone at the DOE and Energy Star always sleeps in a room of 82%/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 08:48 PM (+0VWg)

255 "Pow Wow Chow" still is available on Amazon. Surely some 'ron or 'ette can manipulate an unsuspecting Warren into signing a copy. That would fetch some serious wampum.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (iw59Q)

256
g'early evenin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, MI
at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (KCxzN)

257 > So you shouldn't apologize for really messing up and hurting someone if you think you were wrong and so do they? Nope; not following that advice.

Same. I'm kind of surprised at all the people agreeing with that advice.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (fTlEK)

258 Is 'spurgle' a frequentive, ace? I love our new etymological sidebar.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (weV3+)

259 An apology is given by the offender who should also ask forgiveness, make restitution, and turn away from bad acts. Everyone forgets that last part.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2019 08:48 PM (EZebt)

Wait... I've heard this somewhere before... Go forth and Sin no more?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (gmtFW)

260 I too have wondered about them, pookysgirl. I know at least a couple of them have spoken out - that Virginia Giuffre (not sure of the spelling) being one. But it sounds like there were a lot more. Where are they? Are they even alive? I know that sounds melodramatic, but I put nothing past that monster.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (aXucN)

Epstein's death may have scared the victims more than his threats while he was alive.

Someone got to him in a supposedly highly secure federal facility. Where could they hide if they also got a target placed on them?

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (wf5ik)

261 Some people pretended to be something. So what?

Posted by: Ilhan Warren at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (P1f+c)

262 Meanwhile, on the Fredo/LeMoan network, Stacey Abrams is yammering with Gloria Vanderbilt's son.

And my husband just said, "My gawd, she's even larger than when she failed at beating Brian Kemp."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

263
Where did Epstein get his girls? He was quoted in one story as laughing that with enough money, anyone can be bought. That includes the parents of the young girls.

This French POS, Jean-Luc Whoever, the one who gave Epstein the present of 12-yr old triplets, got those triplets by offering the parents lucrative modeling contracts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (NMAzL)

264 Faux-capology.

Posted by: Joe Wagner at August 19, 2019 08:50 PM (7Tk6V)

265
I too have wondered about them, pookysgirl. I know at least a couple of them have spoken out - that Virginia Giuffre (not sure of the spelling) being one. But it sounds like there were a lot more. Where are they? Are they even alive? I know that sounds melodramatic, but I put nothing past that monster.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:45 PM (aXucN)


Industrial In-Sinkerator

For all your mass organic disposal needs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (1g7ch)

266 What is that word where a bad girl will steal a man's live sperm get prego and get $?

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil


Sharkman's Most Recent Ex-Wife Syndrome.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (S6rpg)

267 Trump- master troll.

https://tinyurl.com/y2f9br4l

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (wiXsO)

268
Where did Epstein get his girls?

Where does Disney Kids get theirs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (Wx/+I)

269 So you shouldn't apologize for really messing up and hurting someone if you think you were wrong and so do they? Nope; not following that advice.

Same. I'm kind of surprised at all the people agreeing with that advice.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (fTlEK)

Wait.

The relationship advice in the movie "Love Story" was wrong?

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (wf5ik)

270 Isn't there an American Indian in Congress - the one Saikat Chakrabarti lashed out at on twitter that eventually got him fired?
Posted by: Lizzy

Markwayne Mullin (R) from here in Oklahoma is on the Cherokee rolls and has trolled Lieawatha many times.

He's a good egg. He supplanted Homo Boren's son. Actually I think Boren's son could no longer go along with the Democrat party and since he had a hereditary obligation as a Democrat simply quit. Good for him.

Also, in Oklahoma I grew up with a ton of guys that were 1/32 or 1/64 on some tribe's roll. They looked and acted just like me. Poor bastards.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (+Tibp)

271 Yeah, bluebell, stuff like that makes me keep a close eye on kids. I'm in favor of Jesus' recommendation of a millstone and a deep body of water for pedos.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (XKZwp)

272 Some socks just can't be removed fast enough.
Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 08:43 PM (wf5ik)

Knew a girl in college who always wanted me to keep them on. Right foot phobic, she was. And I had no problem with that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:47 PM (gmtFW)


One of the more amusing stories to come out of Errol Flynn's 1943 trial for statutory rape was that he always kept his socks on during sex.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (Ki5SV)

273 According to Fox News polls, any single Democrat can beat PDT.

I wonder how many Trump supporters are like me, and don't answer polls or lie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

274 I was all just one big dumb mistake, like picking your nose and eating your booger.

Posted by: MAGA at August 19, 2019 08:52 PM (I5LRE)

275 Actually, causing someone to commit suicide while locked in a prison cell by himself and under 24 hour guard is not nearly as difficult as causing someone's chauffeur to drive into a cement tunnel wall at 90 miles an hour while stone sober.

Posted by: The Palace Guard at August 19, 2019 08:52 PM (9X60i)

276 Things less white than Liz Warren:

Wonder bread
White-Out
Vacation resorts in the Poconos
Crowd at a Liberace concert
A blizzard
The NHL
Augusta National

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 08:53 PM (kTF2Z)

277 So you shouldn't apologize for really messing up and hurting someone if you think you were wrong and so do they? Nope; not following that advice.

Same. I'm kind of surprised at all the people agreeing with that advice.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 08:49 PM (fTlEK)

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I'm with you.

It bears remembering that Wodehouse was a humorist. His books were largely making fun of Britain's useless upper class. I doubt he meant that bit about apologies to actually be construed as advice to be followed.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:53 PM (aXucN)

278 One of the more amusing stories to come out of Errol Flynn's 1943 trial for statutory rape was that he always kept his socks on during sex.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2019 08:51 PM (Ki5SV)

I have never gotten the phobes or fetishists concern over feet. They're feet. As long as they do not bother me, I do not get too concerned about them. Foot Switzerland, I am.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 08:53 PM (gmtFW)

279 'Laughing the whole way through, Jeffrey thought it was absolutely brilliant how easily money seduced all walks of life, nothing or no one that couldn't be bought.'

Just a guess, but methinks he finally stumbled upon one or more persons who couldn't be bought.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 19, 2019 08:53 PM (m4x2V)

280 227 I feel like there should be more focus on the Pedo Island girls. Were they runaways or straight-up kidnapped? What happened to them when they were no longer wanted or the place was shut down? Is there a charity that's helping them?

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 19, 2019 08:42 PM (XKZwp)


If he and Maxwell ran girls by the thousand through there they are probably married or have established lives on their on.

In that Vanity Fair article that was linked the other day he said, and he was answering a question about Maxwell, that his girlfriends, at the end of a relationship, are better off than before.

They should have kept him alive and took him to court.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 08:54 PM (AfYvi)

281 11 Part Delaware? I'm 100% Delaware, baby!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2019 07:58 PM (xPl2J)

Joe, You were born in Pennsylvania. Here's a cookie. Now shut up while we plan your campaign for you.

Posted by: rd at August 19, 2019 08:54 PM (EK+Pw)

282 Posted by: The Palace Guard at August 19, 2019 08:52 PM (9X60i)

Someone saw this week's supermarket tabloids I see.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 19, 2019 08:54 PM (ju9gW)

283 One of the more amusing stories to come out of Errol Flynn's 1943 trial for statutory rape was that he always kept his socks on during sex.

That has something to do with the phrase "knock your socks off". The old timey, as in stag film, actors kept their socks on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 08:54 PM (fuK7c)

284 No, you can keep your top hats.
No thank you, I don't drink.

We look so civilized.

We endeavor to persevere.

We declare war on the Union.


Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2019 08:55 PM (UUkQp)

285 An apology, other than the classical definition, is an admission one has committed an evil act. Under the circumstances a qualification for office.

Posted by: Madtom at August 19, 2019 08:56 PM (go+84)

286 > Actually, causing someone to commit suicide while locked in a prison cell by himself and under 24 hour guard is not nearly as difficult as causing someone's chauffeur to drive into a cement tunnel wall at 90 miles an hour while stone sober.

LOL, wut?

Diana's driver wasn't close to stone sober.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 08:56 PM (fTlEK)

287 rumor is one is now married to Prince Harry
Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2019 08:48 PM (AwPyG)
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Are you saying that Meghan Markle was one of Epstein's victims? I haven't seen that anywhere.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 08:56 PM (aXucN)

288 Mr. Bander, I'm just arriving, and wanted to applaud your Exile on Main Street reference. May the Good Lord shine a light on you, sir.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2019 08:56 PM (8AONa)

289 236 Comment 82 already brought up 'indian giver'.
The only thing I have left to offer is that she is a despicable cvnt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2019 08:44 PM (ufFY


She will be at the top of the ticket.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 08:56 PM (AfYvi)

290 Just a guess, but methinks he finally stumbled upon one or more persons who couldn't be bought.

No, they were bought by someone else. You think the Clintons didn't get people into his workforce so they could get those lists?

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 08:57 PM (weV3+)

291 I think that's pretty insightful.
Posted by: Insomniac

Now Theda Bara's gonna pounce on ya !

Posted by: JT at August 19, 2019 08:57 PM (arJlL)

292 Stop it, Toby. My mother always said that apologies are more for the person making them than they are for the person getting them.

--------

Yes, on the rare occasion I apologize it's mostly for me, to clear my conscience. I like to be forgiven, but I need to do what I can to come clean, and if not, well then, I did what I could. And it will be an unqualified "I was wrong."

But if I don't think I've done something wrong, you won't drag an apology out of me with a blowtorch. All that does is hand someone a cudgel, who already attacked you and demanded an apology for nothing.

Trump seems to grok that, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 08:58 PM (5aX2M)

293 286 LOL, wut?

Diana's driver wasn't close to stone sober.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 08:56 PM (fTlEK)


Meh, everything's relative.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, burning in hell at August 19, 2019 08:59 PM (DTX3h)

294 According to Fox News polls, any single Democrat can beat PDT.

I wonder how many Trump supporters are like me, and don't answer polls or lie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)
****************
I never get called.
Can't say I'm not a little worried though. Just reading some of the comments about friends and family that still haven't seen the light is troubling.
I continue to pray.


Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2019 08:59 PM (wiXsO)

295 Prince Andrew "Randy Andy" doth protest too much. Photo of him with his arm around the waist of a 15 y.o. girl is out there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

296 @287 look for the photos--they're around.
and it would explain a lot of very strange behavior by the royal family.

Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2019 09:00 PM (AwPyG)

297 In college she was known as Does It Reverse Squaw Ride Pony Style.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)

298 Warren's been doing a lot of online astroturfing, that and nothing else is responsible for her rise in the polls.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 09:02 PM (tVQUs)

299 Andy with the girls playing pool in Las Vegas with his _ _ _ k.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:02 PM (AfYvi)

300 The Fox News poll was of registered voters, so it is worthless.

Posted by: the dandy at August 19, 2019 09:03 PM (bR08X)

301 According to Fox News polls, any single Democrat can beat PDT.

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Also that guy that sits on the far left barstool at the bowling alley.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)

302 Hey everybody.

At Hot Air, quote from Kamala Harris: "I believe in Capitalism."

Also quoted at Hot Air, Joe Biden: "Republicans are decent people."

Nice to see they're both giving up on getting the DNC nom... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2019 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

303 Are we still listening to polls?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:05 PM (gmtFW)

304 Quote coming up from Elizabeth Warren at Hot Air:

"I won't kill your kids to make lampshades for undocumented immigrants"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2019 09:06 PM (L2ZTs)

305 OK, Horde, it's been fun hanging for a while, but I have to take a shower and go to bed.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2019 09:06 PM (Ki5SV)

306 >>Are we still listening to polls?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I'm still smoking them.

Posted by: Barry Obama at August 19, 2019 09:07 PM (2cuLk)

307 Night MP4.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:07 PM (gmtFW)

308 303 Are we still listening to polls?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:05 PM (gmtFW)


You're talking about the ones that predicted Landslide Hillary, right?

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:07 PM (AfYvi)

309
Energy Star, the federal program from the DOE and the Environmental Protection Agency, said the coolest you should keep your home is 78 degrees when you're home.

When you're at work or away, the program recommends setting it at 85 degrees. When you're sleeping, Energy Star said to set the thermostat at 82 degrees.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2019 08:19 PM (aKsyK)

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It's been 80 and sunny today. My house warmed from 70 yesterday after I aired it out to 73 today. No A/C use.

Well insulated attic, and the shingles are a white/ gray pattern.

Posted by: rd at August 19, 2019 09:07 PM (EK+Pw)

310 I'm still smoking them.
Posted by: Barry Obama at August 19, 2019 09:07 PM (2cuLk)

Well that's a given.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:07 PM (gmtFW)

311
Andy with the girls playing pool in Las Vegas with his _ _ _ k.



Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:02 PM (AfYvi)


That was Harry.

Son has buddies who were still at Camp Leatherneck (which adjoined the British base Camp Bastion) when he deployed back to his sea base. They got to know Harry and said he was a cool, stand-up, down-to-earth guy who happened to be one hell of a heli pilot.


He came home and was a hellion for a bit, and then he met SJW Megs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

312 "300 The Fox News poll was of registered voters, so it is worthless."

The Fox and other talking heads apparently don't believe them to be worth a shit, either, based on how little they reference these polls. The irony is Fox, which is Cuck Central, really, really wants Biden to get the Democratic nomination and these polls just undercut his "electability" argument (which was always BS; the man's not getting the nomination let alone winning a general) since it signals anyone could win.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2019 09:08 PM (iw59Q)

313 The Fox News poll was of registered voters, so it is worthless.
Posted by: the dandy at August 19, 2019 09:03 PM (bR08X)

It didn't take me into account.

Posted by: Voter Fraud at August 19, 2019 09:09 PM (tVQUs)

314 I live in Iowa, have an Iowa phone number, and have not been polled in the last five presidential elections. I don't know of anyone polled (and yes, it would be unusual enough to talk about), or even push-polled. These polling firms are pulling numbers from where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 19, 2019 09:09 PM (XKZwp)

315 Prince Andrew "Randy Andy" doth protest too much. Photo of him with his arm around the waist of a 15 y.o. girl is out there.


Conspiracy people believe that the Windors offed Epstein, just like the offed Diana. Must keep the monarchy safe you know.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 09:10 PM (AkkRZ)

316 78. Huh. I have a tendency to set the thermostat high- especially when lounging about the house in my skivvies.

However, 78 is a bit high in a high humidity area.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:10 PM (gmtFW)

317 Part Delaware?!

How can you be part state.

Posted by: hepcat at August 19, 2019 09:10 PM (5b+Sr)

318
LOL, wut?



Diana's driver wasn't close to stone sober.

Posted by: bonhomme
.......
lol.. right.. he was drunk as a skunk.. but was a functioning drunk. except not at the right time he wasn't..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2019 09:10 PM (438dO)

319 Just reading some of the comments about friends and family that still haven't seen the light is troubling.
I continue to pray.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2019 08:59 PM (wiXsO)

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Well, Trump is a polarizing guy. If you voted for him last time, during the onslaught of opprobrium for Trump, and the constant drumbeat of Hillary's inevitability and the final destruction of deplorable America, you're not changing your mind.

Conversely, if you're dedicated enough to drag yourself to a voting booth for Empress Thundershart in order to stop him, neither are you.

If your people aren't close to the middle, they're unlikely to come along.

Trump's win alone is enough to legitimize him in the eyes of many formerly skeptical/reluctant voters. Moreover, his performance has been solid, and he's avoided enraging the Right or the center so far. And I believe the media's perpetual four alarm, level eleven freakout is perversely further legitimizing him, by virtue of their shrieking madness turning people off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:11 PM (5aX2M)

320 Conspiracy people believe that the Windors offed Epstein, just like the offed Diana. Must keep the monarchy safe you know.
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 19, 2019 09:10 PM (AkkRZ)
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I'm not sure how much sway the royal family has with NY prisons!

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 09:11 PM (aXucN)

321 So I always asked of the Brit royals: What Is The Point of You? I guess we now know. SOMEBODY has to organize the collaborative child buggering.

Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2019 09:11 PM (v2uEC)

322 I remember once reading Princess Diana's driver was doing 180mph when he hit the concrete post.

Uh whuh? I don't think that's possible...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2019 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

323 When Warren says she's part Delaware, she means the grape drink. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2019 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

324 My Great Grandmother was 1/4 Native American, so what does that make me? Do I qualify for any goodies?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 19, 2019 09:12 PM (tsY/M)

325 ''Trump- master troll.

https://tinyurl.com/y2f9br4l''

Well dang. It's certainly would have improved that neighborhood. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2019 09:12 PM (jm1YL)

326 Epstein should have gone to trial then we all would know some facts.

Don't as me to believe what the media says about him any more than what they say about Trump.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:12 PM (AfYvi)

327 If Diana had been wearing a seat belt, experts said she wouldn't have died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

328 Part Delaware?!

How can you be part state.
Posted by: hepcat at August 19, 2019 09:10 PM (5b+Sr)

My wife was part Washington.

Posted by: Robert E. Lee at August 19, 2019 09:13 PM (tVQUs)

329
I remember once reading Princess Diana's driver was doing 180mph when he hit the concrete post.



Uh whuh? I don't think that's possible...

Posted by: qdpsteve
..............
might have been 180 Kilometer per hour.. that sounds a lot more likeley..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2019 09:13 PM (438dO)

330 -
Pitch for Trump ad:
Question: How many Indians does it take to fill Liz Warren's shoes?

Answer: Just one, but she made sure that didn't happen, over and over again.

Posted by: irright at August 19, 2019 09:13 PM (RVcmP)

331

I'm not sure how much sway the royal family has with NY prisons!


Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 09:11 PM (aXucN)


They threaten the guards with British dentistry and cuisine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 09:13 PM (E/qMS)

332 ''My Great Grandmother was 1/4 Native American, so what does that make me? Do I qualify for any goodies?''

Go for it. Be all that you can be.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2019 09:13 PM (jm1YL)

333 Maybe 180 km/hr, qdpsteve. Which is still way too fast.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 19, 2019 09:14 PM (XKZwp)

334 I read she was alive and cogent when first seen
then poof.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:14 PM (AfYvi)

335 322
I remember once reading Princess Diana's driver was doing 180mph when he hit the concrete post.



Uh whuh? I don't think that's possible...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2019 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

Maybe the meant kilometers per hour, which wold be ~ 110 mph

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 19, 2019 09:14 PM (tsY/M)

336 >>Trump's win alone is enough to legitimize him in the eyes of many formerly skeptical/reluctant voters. Moreover, his performance has been solid, and he's avoided enraging the Right or the center so far. And I believe the media's perpetual four alarm, level eleven freakout is perversely further legitimizing him, by virtue of their shrieking madness turning people off.

Trump routinely draws over 10 thousand people to his rallies. Thousand of people who can't get in stand outside the event and watch it on big screens.

You can't fake that. Ignore the polls. Look at what people are doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)

337 My Great Grandmother was 1/4 Native American, so what does that make me? Do I qualify for any goodies?


Posted by: NOT THAT GUY

.............
Why, yes!
You get a brand new (well, actually 40 yr old) single wide trailer in Shithole, Oklahoma - smack dab in the middle of the Rez!
It comes with an allowance good enough to keep you drunk on cheap shit booze every month!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2019 09:15 PM (438dO)

338 273 According to Fox News polls, any single Democrat can beat PDT.

I wonder how many Trump supporters are like me, and don't answer polls or lie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

In the last 2 1/2 years, I have been surveyed once, and I know of 3 other Trump supporters that have been surveyed regarding presidential preferences.

All of us have lied and said we support Democrat names.

All 4 of us. We have been trained to adapt and overcome the lying liars that lie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2019 09:15 PM (sy5kK)

339 Part Delaware?!
How can you be part state.
Posted by: hepcat at August 19, 2019 09:10 PM


Good actors are always looking for roles that stretch their abilities.

Posted by: Brian Dennehey at August 19, 2019 09:15 PM (uL22A)

340 Listen boys, we've got a story to sell, we'll worry about the facts later. Now, get to work.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:16 PM (AfYvi)

341 I'm not sure how much sway the royal family has with NY prisons!
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 09:11 PM (aXucN)

It is all about the Benjamins. Or maybe the Eliabetheans if the Brits did it.

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 09:16 PM (wf5ik)

342 All 4 of us. We have been trained to adapt and overcome the lying liars that lie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2019 09:15 PM (sy5kK)
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I think dagny has said she identifies as a 20-something gay male Muslim when she answers polls.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2019 09:16 PM (aXucN)

343 @311
one of the photos shows Megs on an epstein yacht in 2001 w/ harry and andrew

Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2019 09:17 PM (AwPyG)

344 Sex abuse of children was practiced by the nobility in Victoria's time. All that bullshit about Victorian propriety and priggishness was an effective smoke screen. Farking corroded useless bloodline.

Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2019 09:17 PM (v2uEC)

345 Interesting fact about the British base Camp Bastion, which adjoined our Camp Leatherneck in Afghanistan.

Bastion had an actual pub with beer being served, and TVs and things. Our Marines weren't allowed to go there because they weren't allowed to consume alcohol their entire deployment to Shitcanistan, because it would offend their "hosts."


The Brits did one thing right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

346 -
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My Great Grandmother was 1/4 Native American, so what does that make me? Do I qualify for any goodies?


Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 19, 2019 09:12 PM

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Heh. Yeah, I think I was just one or two generations away from a free hunting license. C'est la vie.

Posted by: irright at August 19, 2019 09:18 PM (RVcmP)

347 336 >>Trump's win alone is enough to legitimize him in the eyes of many formerly skeptical/reluctant voters. Moreover, his performance has been solid, and he's avoided enraging the Right or the center so far. And I believe the media's perpetual four alarm, level eleven freakout is perversely further legitimizing him, by virtue of their shrieking madness turning people off.

Trump routinely draws over 10 thousand people to his rallies. Thousand of people who can't get in stand outside the event and watch it on big screens.

You can't fake that. Ignore the polls. Look at what people are doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)


Correctomundo.
However he'll play hell, if he gets this gun legislation wrong.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:18 PM (AfYvi)

348 Trump routinely draws over 10 thousand people to his rallies. Thousand of people who can't get in stand outside the event and watch it on big screens.

You can't fake that. Ignore the polls. Look at what people are doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)

Who you gonna believe, us or your lying eyes!?

Posted by: MSM at August 19, 2019 09:18 PM (wf5ik)

349 Trump routinely draws over 10 thousand people to his rallies. Thousand of people who can't get in stand outside the event and watch it on big screens.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:14 PM


We prefer refined quality over base quantities.

Posted by: Democratic Presidential Candidates at August 19, 2019 09:19 PM (uL22A)

350 I just saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Definitely in the top half of Tarantino movies (which is saying a lot) and best he's done in a while. Wife and I both loved it. I'm glad I managed to not read anything about it until I saw it. Tremendous.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2019 09:19 PM (uEbPt)

351 "Like anyone who has been honest with themselves, I know I have made mistakes," the Massachusetts senator said at a forum on Native American issues in this pivotal early voting state. "I am sorry for the harm I have caused."

Obviously she is confessing to murdering Jeffrey Epstein.

Elizabeth Warren is a cold blooded murderer.

Posted by: rd at August 19, 2019 09:19 PM (EK+Pw)

352 So the Windsors spent an evening digging around in the couch cushions to scrounge the dough to fix Epstein?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 09:19 PM (RuIsu)

353 337
My Great Grandmother was 1/4 Native American, so what does that make me? Do I qualify for any goodies?




Posted by: NOT THAT GUY

.............
Why, yes!
You get a brand new (well, actually 40 yr old) single wide trailer in Shithole, Oklahoma - smack dab in the middle of the Rez!
It comes with an allowance good enough to keep you drunk on cheap shit booze every month!


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2019 09:15 PM


She is buried in Sapulpa OK. They moved there around 1880. My whole paternal family moved there by wagon train, following the Trail of Tears route.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 19, 2019 09:20 PM (tsY/M)

354 How Bush or Romney would have treated Warren's faux Indian claim is that they would have mildly said something disparaging about it, and then they never would have mentioned it again, because it wouldn't be polite.

You KNOW how Trump operates - Trump is gonna grab that issue like a pit bull grabs a bone, and he's gonna chew it and shake it and laugh at it and ridicule for it Every Single Speech he makes. Why? Because she has no answer except "STOP BEING MEAN TO ME YOU BIG MEANY! WAAAAHHHH!!!!'

and that's why Trump can stomp her into the ground with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 09:20 PM (V2Yro)

355 Sex abuse of children was practiced by the nobility in Victoria's time.

I say, this is a monstrous slur. I wasn't a Victorian.

Posted by: Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas Mountbatten von Battenberg, Viceroy of India at August 19, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

356 Well, as usual, our Comcast internet keeps shutting down.

I guess that's my signal to go hit the bed and read.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

357 Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2019 09:17 PM (AwPyG)

Link?

Posted by: MSM at August 19, 2019 09:20 PM (wf5ik)

358 150 This Just In : Lisa Boothe is getting hotter.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (LS29U)

++++
Eh. She has a weird mouth and eyes.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (2sCft)


I read on some throw away blurb in the webz that Lisa makes a cool $2 million a year.

She's looking better all the time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2019 09:21 PM (sy5kK)

359 One of the oldest songs in my memory is Running Bear Loves Little White Dove, which has nothing to do with Fauxcahantos, because who can love her.

Well that was irrelevant so I'll go away now.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 19, 2019 09:21 PM (II6Oo)

360 Trump routinely draws over 10 thousand people to his rallies. Thousand of people who can't get in stand outside the event and watch it on big screens.

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And we're into campaign season, so that's helpful.

But, here's what I found fascinating: when, early last year, dead bang in the middle of "retail politics don't matter because no one cares right now" season, this dude was packing arenas.

With electric crowds, and a weird, energetic feedback loop that jacks up both the audience and the candidate.

That's when I knew something was really up, and began watching every rally. It really is fascinating to see a candidate roll like this.

I can't remember Reagan well, but maybe he did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:22 PM (5aX2M)

361 Chi-Town Jerry @ 337- And don't forget reservation Indians get the only healthcare in America that's worse than the VA.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2019 09:22 PM (UUkQp)

362 According to Fox News polls, any single Democrat can beat PDT.



I wonder how many Trump supporters are like me, and don't answer polls or lie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
................national polls.. u gotta keep reminding yourself, it is NOT how we elect a President!
Hillary was up by 3% in the final polls.. she won national vote by.. 3%!
write off California and New York, etc.. and we gotta concentrate on MI,PA,WI,FL.. and maybe CO and AZ too!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2019 09:22 PM (438dO)

363 Running Bear, through the bushes
Running Bear, through the trees

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2019 09:22 PM (RuIsu)

364 @357 goog mm on epstein yacht. she's topless, and it sure looks like her (in another, she's lined up with maxwell and 8 other girls)
or look at "danja zone" youtube video from last week--i think its called dangerous duchess
Very interesting!

Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2019 09:24 PM (AwPyG)

365 from twitter hat tip moron on the fb page......the only person to ever have failed her dna test......lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 19, 2019 09:24 PM (0O7c5)

366
Correctomundo.
However he'll play hell, if he gets this gun legislation wrong.
Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:18 PM (AfYvi)

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I vote gun issues. If Trump folds, I will stay home. We get a Democrat and then things get settled outside politics.

Posted by: rd at August 19, 2019 09:25 PM (EK+Pw)

367 ......the only person to ever have failed her dna test......

*koff*

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 19, 2019 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

368 wonder how many Trump supporters are like me, and don't answer polls or lie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Your answers are fascinating but have no effect on the results we're looking for.

Posted by: Smokin' Polls at August 19, 2019 09:26 PM (1+J19)

369 This Just In : Lisa Boothe is getting hotter.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 08:08 PM (LS29U)



++++

Eh. She has a weird mouth and eyes.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 19, 2019 08:24 PM (2sCft)

...............I am really curious to see pics of the babes you go out with that meet your exacting standards...or.. are we talking about pornhub private sessions?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2019 09:28 PM (438dO)

370 For anyone keeping score, Warren publicly declared herself "part Cherokee and part Delaware" on her mother's side in this 2012 Senate campaign ad

But she's all fraud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 09:28 PM (heaSb)

371
I vote gun issues. If Trump folds, I will stay home. We get a Democrat and then things get settled outside politics.

Posted by: rd at August 19, 2019 09:25 PM (EK+Pw)

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Trump played this well. Make noises about being open to all proposals while passions are high, knowing full well that the story will get knocked off the front page within a week.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 09:28 PM (kTF2Z)

372 Running Bear Loves Little White Dove, which has nothing to do with Fauxcahantos,

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Now Red Wing, on the other hand . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)

373 "31 Since open thread....



Was in Seattle this weekend. First time in about 10 years.



Ho Lee Fuk. Has that city changed. Its giving Minneapolis a run for
most closely resembling Mogadishu. I was fucking shocked at the number
of women covered in burkas walking around. Went to a Walmart to get a
swimsuit since I forgot to pack mine and it was 3rd World. This did not
exit there last time I visited.





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 19, 2019 08:02 PM (ZFu4/)"
There is almost no escaping it. Depending on where you go it's illegals, or crazies and bums, or obnoxious H1B's, or antifa goons. Or some combination of any of those.

It's going to get really interesting during the Face Colander times; farther from CA's orbit than OR, and a smaller population than most think. And with a smaller percentage of turf under the writ of the state capitol, with significant geographical barriers already in place between regular America and batshit-land.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at August 19, 2019 09:29 PM (67XdO)

374 Even before Kerry was nominated, the polls showed him all through the late summer, autumn and early winter of 2003/2004 beating Bush. It's the same bullshit every time. The only way Trump loses is if the economy tanks, and that effort is well underway. There will be massive voter fraud but Trump probably will get the monster turn out to offset it.

One difference is Fox is Never Trump overall but like all news outlets its power and influence has waned and collapsed.


All that written, is some ways Warren or another Marxist-lite probably is the greatest threat to Trump, particularly if the economy gets shaky. Fox and the rest of the cucks want Biden but that ain't happening. The Democrats aren't even about to hide their preference for socialism this time out and will vote accordingly.



Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2019 09:29 PM (iw59Q)

375 Me speak to tribal elders. Now everything skookum. 2020 I am cleared to be Hyas Klootchman Tyee!

Posted by: Lizzie on Trump Warpath at August 19, 2019 09:29 PM (KiuXs)

376 Now Red Wing, on the other hand . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)

Never cared for hockey.

(it was this or a boot joke.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:29 PM (gmtFW)

377 so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really tired.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

378 Roman Gabriel .......Best part Indian evah

Posted by: DAWG at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (lMn1U)

379 I can't remember Reagan well, but maybe he did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:22 PM (5aX2M)


Hard to say, because Algore hadn't invented the Internet yet, and so we only had news reports, and now we all know what they're worth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (heaSb)

380 Johns Wilkes Booth > Lisa Boothe

Posted by: Mary Todd Lincoln, Play Afficianado at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)

381 I just had a sudden revelation.

My asshole father isn't conservative.

He's serious-business, and he loves guns, but he believes in culling the world population down by at least 2/3.

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 09:31 PM (pgXNG)

382 Regarding the chin flick thingy in the sidebar....I have only rarely seen that used without the flicker saying "go f_ck yourself" in Italian.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 19, 2019 09:31 PM (yztq2)

383 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2019 09:28 PM (438dO)

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I forgot that we're not allowed to make observations on women unless we're dating Miss Universe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 09:31 PM (kTF2Z)

384



Reps. Omar, Tlaib call for an end to Israel's 'occupation' of Palestinian territories

Progressive 'Squad' members Congresswomen Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib
hold news conference following canceled congressional trip to Israel.



Throughout Monday's news conference, Omar, D-Minn., highlighted the
amount of aid the U.S. sends Israel, questioning whether the country is
indeed an ally and a democracy, citing conditions there and its decision
tobarsitting members of Congress from conducting oversight.



Just keep digging that hole deeper girls

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 09:31 PM (E/qMS)

385
Trump played this well. Make noises about being
open to all proposals while passions are high, knowing full well that
the story will get knocked off the front page within a week.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 09:28 PM (kTF2Z)

When you get right down to it, he's not that hard to figure out. Guy could have rolled on us at any time this last three years. The other R's have all done it for way less than he would get out of it.

But he has stood firm. And when he can no longer run (after his second term), they will finally admit how good he was at all this, and then laugh at us for not having him around anymore to be our Rock of Gibraltar.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2019 09:32 PM (uEbPt)

386 380 Johns Wilkes Booth > Lisa Boothe
Posted by: Mary Todd Lincoln, Play Afficianado at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)

Lisa's hair is a lot better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:32 PM (gmtFW)

387 Her cheek bones are kinda high-ish.

Posted by: hepcat at August 19, 2019 09:32 PM (5b+Sr)

388 Jewells just go get it checked out. Tonight if there's a clinic nearby. Wouldn't you like to come back on here and tell me I'm an excitable idiot and everything's fine? I sure wouldn't like to read about you in the sidebar.

Posted by: ghost of kari at August 19, 2019 09:32 PM (8IQhD)

389 Thought people would find this interesting.
This is the list of guns that are permitted to be sold in California.
Would the Horde say any of these guns are worth owning?

https://www.oag.ca.gov/firearms/certguns

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2019 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

390 377 so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really tired.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

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Get to the ER now!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (kTF2Z)

391 There is no iron in your words. It shall be death. Death by roo-roo!

Posted by: Ten Bears at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (Vy7tf)

392 But he has stood firm. And when he can no longer run (after his second term), they will finally admit how good he was at all this, and then laugh at us for not having him around anymore to be our Rock of Gibraltar.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2019 09:32 PM (uEbPt)

Well I'll be old enough to run for president then, so you're all set.

Posted by: ghost of kari at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (8IQhD)

393 so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest
all afternoon. It's right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I
inhale.. just a slight annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my
heart but what the hell could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit.
Like just really really tired.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

Not always but it could be air (gas). Anxiety does that to me too. But mostly I find it's air. Hope it goes away soon.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (uEbPt)

394 Trump played this well. Make noises about being open to all proposals while passions are high, knowing full well that the story will get knocked off the front page within a week.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at

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I'm hoping that was the strategy, and it seems to be, so far.

But I think it's easy for Trump. He can offer things like he did with DACA, knowing it would kill him with the base, but also knowing the Dems will NOT give him an inch.

End result: nothing important changes, the Left looks insane, and he looks "reasonable."

At least, I think that's the play he runs. It's hard to tell with him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (5aX2M)

395 He's serious-business, and he loves guns, but he believes in culling the world population down by at least 2/3.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 09:31 PM (pgXNG)

Is he picky? Or does he just want us to have a lottery?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (gmtFW)

396 JP Morgan just announced they expect the Trump China tariffs to cost average American family 1000$

Posted by: Kurt at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (SVSQ9)

397 so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really tired.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY

Don't know why you say it is not your heart. But my recommendation is have your husband rush you to the ER. Just to be sure.

And praying for you.

Posted by: MSM at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (wf5ik)

398 >>I forgot that we're not allowed to make observations on women unless we're dating Miss Universe.

Miss Universe has weird ears.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)

399 Was in Seattle this weekend. First time in about 10 years.





Ho Lee Fuk. Has that city changed. Its giving Minneapolis a run for

most closely resembling Mogadishu. I was fucking shocked at the number

of women covered in burkas walking around. Went to a Walmart to get a

swimsuit since I forgot to pack mine and it was 3rd World. This did not

exit there last time I visited.





A lot of Chicago suburbs now look like downtown Riyadh. Nothing but goatfuckers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 09:34 PM (E/qMS)

400 Well I'll be old enough to run for president then, so you're all set.

Posted by: ghost of kari at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (8IQhD)

Wow it's good to see you! You were a fucking rock all campaign. At times, especially early on, I felt like it was just you and me arguing in favor of Trump.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2019 09:34 PM (uEbPt)

401 Dang sock fail, again.

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 09:34 PM (wf5ik)

402 "I am sorry for the harm I have caused."

She could always pretend to be Japanese next, and atone in the traditional way.

I have a tanto I'd be happy to donate. Well, actually, it's rusty garden knife, but it's not like she'd to worry about getting an infection now, is it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 09:35 PM (heaSb)

403 "She has never asked her schools to open up her files..."


Bwaaahahahahhahaa!

Posted by: Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure at August 19, 2019 09:35 PM (Vy7tf)

404


Posted by: Kurt at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (SVSQ9)



Does that mean that your mommy will have to cut your allowance?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 09:35 PM (E/qMS)

405 377
so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's
right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight
annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell
could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really
tired.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

Esophagus maybe.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 19, 2019 09:35 PM (tsY/M)

406 Ace is it true that AG Barr worked at a law firm that worked for Epstein ?

Posted by: Kurt at August 19, 2019 09:35 PM (SVSQ9)

407 Liz is probably throwing back a beer right now.

Posted by: hepcat at August 19, 2019 09:35 PM (5b+Sr)

408 The fix is in for the Candidate with the Vagina.

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 19, 2019 09:36 PM (0x00j)

409 405 377
so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's
right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight
annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell
could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really
tired.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

Could be costochondritis.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

410 397 so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really tired.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY

Don't know why you say it is not your heart. But my recommendation is have your husband rush you to the ER. Just to be sure.

And praying for you.
Posted by: MSM at August 19, 2019 09:33 PM (wf5ik)


Good advice. Most likely pleurisy, or the like, but best to be safe rather than sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 09:36 PM (heaSb)

411 Any news on votermom's eye?

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2019 09:36 PM (BLFnH)

412 Could be anxiety. I usually feel like crap on Monday anway because my schedule gets messed up. Could be pleurisy. If it's still bothering me tomorrow I will call the doc. Anybody ever had pleurisy? I mean any of YOU guys.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

413 Me heap big bullshitter.

Posted by: Lieawatha at August 19, 2019 09:37 PM (EgshT)

414 >>so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really tired.

A little over a year ago I had a pain in my chest that I thought was just indigestion. After a week of downing Pepto and other antacids I decided to go to the doctor and get something stronger.

Turns out I had a block artery that led to a heart attack. Get it checked out.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)

415 Now Red Wing, on the other hand . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)

Never cared for hockey.

(it was this or a boot joke.)

-
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cm6hTglo0Y

It was my favorite song in elementary school music class.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 09:37 PM (+y/Ru)

416 @408:

Agreed. It was probably supposed to be Harris/Warren but another vagina, Tulsi, threw a wrench into that sequencing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2019 09:37 PM (iw59Q)

417 Jewells45, my afib caused similar symptoms, just noting that a heart attack is not the only possible cause of your symptoms.

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 09:37 PM (wf5ik)

418 WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, hand oscillating over mouth at August 19, 2019 09:38 PM (oS0xz)

419 Nancy Pleurisy ? Awful decease

Posted by: chango butt at August 19, 2019 09:38 PM (B+t5k)

420 Jewels, this is where I would normally sock WebMD, but not now. It's not just the chest pain, but the overall feeling of sickness. Don't blow it off. If nothing else, you'll have peace of mind. Go!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 09:38 PM (kTF2Z)

421 so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really tired.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August

****

As one who has asked medical advice from the horse, I'll ignore the softball about not breathing. Yeah, if it persists at least check out a local clinic.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2019 09:38 PM (yhYmR)

422 Jewells I would go to ER. They give you a full work up if you have chest pain.

Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2019 09:38 PM (v2uEC)

423 Could be anxiety. I usually feel like crap on
Monday anway because my schedule gets messed up. Could be pleurisy.
If it's still bothering me tomorrow I will call the doc. Anybody ever
had pleurisy? I mean any of YOU guys.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

I'm not here to play Internet Doctor but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you'll be fine. Long as you don't have the shooting pains in your left arm, numbness and tingling, etc. Honestly gas gives the exact feeling you describe. And I've had all those feelings with anxiety. But keep an eye on it, especially if it gets worse.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2019 09:40 PM (uEbPt)

424 Turns out I had a block artery that led to a heart attack. Get it checked out.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:37 PM (

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Yeah, IIRC you got a stent, right? How's that been going? My dad got a couple around the same time, and he's trundling along more or less normally.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:40 PM (5aX2M)

425 Me love Kurt long time.

Posted by: Lieawatha at August 19, 2019 09:40 PM (EgshT)

426 Jewells maybe pleurisy. Should have it checked out by a pro.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 09:41 PM (6/uwW)

427 It was either campaign in complete Native-American ceremonial regalia or make a lame non-apology apology.

Probably would have done better with the former.

Posted by: hepcat at August 19, 2019 09:41 PM (5b+Sr)

428 Last time I went to the ER I just pointed to my chest and I went to the front of the line.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 19, 2019 09:42 PM (tsY/M)

429 426 Jewells maybe pleurisy. Should have it checked out by a pro.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 09:41 PM (6/uwW)

Jewells Has the Plague??!?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:42 PM (gmtFW)

430 420. yeah the fatigue can mean a lot of things. When I thought I was having a heart attack I went to ER. They ran all kinds of tests, it was HBP.

Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2019 09:42 PM (v2uEC)

431 Dear Jewell,
please be aware that heart attack symptoms in women often manifest themselves in ways that are significantly different than what men report. If there is the slightest doubt (more fatigue, nausea, shortness of breath) to to an er.

Signed, three time heart attack survivor.

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 19, 2019 09:42 PM (0x00j)

432 As one who has asked medical advice from the horse,
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2019 09:38 PM (yhYmR)

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I like my doctors how I like my Senators.

Posted by: Caligula at August 19, 2019 09:42 PM (5aX2M)

433 I'm not here to play Internet Doctor but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you'll be fine. Long as you don't have the shooting pains in your left arm, numbness and tingling, etc.

Heart attacks can be occult. One of my teammates went in for a medical certification for scuba diving. Turns out he had to have a quadruple (!) bypass, during which they found he'd previously had a heart attack.

This guy had caught nine inning baseball games in 95 degree weather. We couldn't believe he'd previously had a heart attack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 09:43 PM (heaSb)

434 Kurt, when I said I am part Cherokee, think only the first 3 letters in the word Cherokee. (Winks at Kurt)

Posted by: Lizzie on Trump Warpath at August 19, 2019 09:43 PM (KiuXs)

435 >>Yeah, IIRC you got a stent, right? How's that been going? My dad got a couple around the same time, and he's trundling along more or less normally.

Great, thanks. It honestly hasn't changed my life at all.

Well except for the cigarettes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:43 PM (ZLI7S)

436 About a decade ago my first wife complained of chest pain, but said it was nothing and she was just going to go lie down. A few hours later I walked out of the ER a widower. She was 42.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 09:44 PM (kTF2Z)

437 This Kurt chappie, I'll wager, has sniffed Don Lemon's fingers a time or two.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

438 Anyone notice how fat Vladimir Putin is looking lately?

I mean, he has a swollen moonface.

He makes Kruschev look chiseled.

I wonder if he read AOS?

It would be awful for him to find out on a blog that he is bloated and fat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2019 09:44 PM (gAXBD)

439 Throughout Monday's news conference, Omar, D-Minn., highlighted the amount of aid the U.S. sends Israel, questioning whether the country is indeed an ally and a democracy, citing conditions there and its decision top
bar sitting members of Congress from conducting oversight.

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And proposing a new resettlement in the east policy. Well, actually, it's the same old resettlement in the east policy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 09:44 PM (+y/Ru)

440 I've had separated ribs a few times...it's called d costocortisol or something. Inhaling was agony but not directly on the sternum.

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 19, 2019 09:45 PM (oS0xz)

441 Medicine Man say: take 1/4 tsp baking soda mixed in 6oz water Or drink 4/5oz Coca Cola only.

If not make better time to see Doc In the Box or better.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:45 PM (AfYvi)

442 I've had pleurisy a few times. It's painful to breathe with that crap. But usually just the pain as the chest expands.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 09:45 PM (pUDQf)

443 Jane under CENTCOM General Order No. 1, in place since Desert storm, American uniformed military personnel are not allowed to consume booze in the entire CENTCOM AOR.


Though I have been told that one didn't want to check too closely on the cans of say, Diet Coke, of some soldiers playing poker near the pool at the embassy annex in Baghdad on a comfortable night.



American contractors, and other guvamint entities, including "other government agencies" - OGA, routinely have/had bars in their compounds throughout the region where General Order No. 1 applies.

Posted by: guy who likes to yell SCARAMUCCI! at August 19, 2019 09:46 PM (QDnY+)

444
I like my doctors how I like my Senators.

Posted by: Caligula at August 19, 2019 09:42 PM (5aX2M)


You make candles of them?
Heap big smoke.

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:46 PM (AfYvi)

445



Don Rickles as Bald Eagle on F Troop was a more convincing Injun than Squaw Liz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 09:47 PM (E/qMS)

446 Trump keeps doing it over and over again and again.

He extends the olive branch and the Dems, 100% predictably, swat it away.

All in a very public way, and the public sees it.

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2019 09:47 PM (Ianah)

447 Well except for the cigarettes.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:43 PM (ZLI7S

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Yeah, I bet that's about a bitch. I really need to cut it out, too. I'm glad it's gone well. I'm pretty amazed at how far the technology/technique has come. Bam! In and out, back on your feet in a few days. Amazing. I was super freaked out when he went in, and he just came out two days after, grumbling about wanting a real dinner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:47 PM (5aX2M)

448 440 I've had separated ribs a few times...
____________________________________________

It's always painful.

But, with time, the ribs meet other ribs, fall in love and forget about their other loves.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2019 09:48 PM (gAXBD)

449 If Lies like Wiesel is nominated by the dems, could this 60's classic be a Trump Campaign ad in the General Election?


PAUL REVERE AND THE RAIDERS

"Indian Reservation"





(John D. Loudermill)








They took the whole Cherokee nation
Put us on this reservation
Took away our ways of life
The tomahawk and the bow and knife
Took away our native tongue
And taught their English to our young
And all the beads we made by hand
Are nowadays made in Japan

Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die

They took the whole Indian nation
Locked us on this reservation
Though I wear a shirt and tie
I'm still part redman deep inside

Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die
But maybe someday when they learn
Cherokee nation will return, will return,
will return, will return, will return


I'm Donald Trump, and I approved this message.

Posted by: DAWG at August 19, 2019 09:49 PM (lMn1U)

450 The IV got my BP right down and made me feel so calm. If it were at all possible I'd be an IV addict.

Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2019 09:49 PM (v2uEC)

451 That's when I knew something was really up, and began watching every rally. It really is fascinating to see a candidate roll like this.

I can't remember Reagan well, but maybe he did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:22 PM (5aX2M)

I was lucky enough to see Reagan give a speech live, once, and of courses a lot on TV. Reagan was the most dynamic, compelling speaker that I have ever seen in politics, he was up there with the best professional motivational speakers I have ever seen. Democrats derided the fact that he had been an actor, without understanding that he had spent his entire life learning how to reach out and not just communicate, but to reach people and make people believe he was on their side.

Trump is good - Trump is by far better than any current politician, but he's really just a good old fashioned populist, with a pugnacious streak. He's been handed a huge opportunity because the MSM pitches lies so outrageously that one man who stands up and says 'THEY ARE LYING!" looks like a genius.

Trump is the man for his time - but Reagan was a once in a century orator, almost on the level of a Lincoln or a Jefferson. It was a joy and a privilege just to be able to listen to him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 09:49 PM (V2Yro)

452 >>Could be anxiety. I usually feel like crap on
Monday anway because my schedule gets messed up. Could be pleurisy.
If it's still bothering me tomorrow I will call the doc. Anybody ever
had pleurisy? I mean any of YOU guys.

Posted by: Jewells45

Go to the ER tonight. Really.

Posted by: Aviator at August 19, 2019 09:49 PM (2cuLk)

453 I was going to see Khrushchev's Chiseled Jaw at Disneyland in the '60s, but Walt Disney kicked them out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 09:49 PM (gmtFW)

454 421 so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really tired.
Posted by: Jewells45 at Augus

Soak a bandage with turpentine and wear it around your chest.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 19, 2019 09:50 PM (Vy7tf)

455 But thanks, guys, I enjoyed being an Injun. You guys have a sweet gig, getting into college easily and then getting elected based on your race. I'm jealous!

Posted by: Liz Warren at August 19, 2019 09:50 PM (IMdOQ)

456



When Squaw Liz loses in the primary or general they should reshoot that pollution commercial that had the Eyetalian Injun. Picture Squaw Liz looking at election returns with a tear running down her check

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2019 09:51 PM (E/qMS)

457 453 I was going to see Khrushchev's Chiseled Jaw at Disneyland in the '60s, but Walt Disney kicked them out.
______________________________________________

Kruschev's Chiseled Jaw wasn't much of a hit, but it did much better than Brezhnev's Eyebrows at Frontier Town.

The children were terrified.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2019 09:51 PM (gAXBD)

458 Heart attacks can be occult."

And THAT'S why you don't mess around with the Ouija Board, Kids!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 09:52 PM (V2Yro)

459 I've had pleurisy a few times. It's painful to breathe with that crap. But usually just the pain as the chest expands.

Yeah, this hurts a little when I inhale. It's maybe 3 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:52 PM (dUJdY)

460

Just really really tired is a classic sign of a woman of a certain age atypical heart attack...

Posted by: Cabeza Fromage at August 19, 2019 09:53 PM (izMov)

461 American contractors, and other guvamint entities,
including "other government agencies" - OGA, routinely have/had bars in
their compounds throughout the region where General Order No. 1 applies.

Posted by: guy who likes to yell SCARAMUCCI! at August 19, 2019 09:46 PM (QDnY+)

Lame.

Posted by: General Order 24 at August 19, 2019 09:53 PM (2N7oZ)

462 Many years ago, I began experiencing some pretty severe chest pain and Mrs. Wrecks scared the Hell out of me. I finally went to the doctor and after many tests got my diagnosis. Maybe a year before I had totalled my truck and only my seatbelt kept me from going through the windshield. It also squeezed the Hell out of my chest. The pains were just my ribs and chest healing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 09:53 PM (+y/Ru)

463 Is it too late to claim Peruvian ancestry?

Posted by: Lieawatha at August 19, 2019 09:53 PM (EgshT)

464 >>Yeah, I bet that's about a bitch. I really need to cut it out, too. I'm glad it's gone well. I'm pretty amazed at how far the technology/technique has come. Bam! In and out, back on your feet in a few days. Amazing. I was super freaked out when he went in, and he just came out two days after, grumbling about wanting a real dinner.

The plan was to keep me awake while they were doing the procedure so I could watch on the monitor. I shit you not, this is standard operating procedure at the hospital that did mine.

When they first told me I was like, wait, what? I don't want to watch you shove a probe up my arm to my heart. I'm paying for good drugs, use them.

As it turned out I went out like a light switch was flicked as soon as they hit me with drugs but they showed my the video as soon as I woke up. I was out to dinner with friends the night after I got out as if nothing had happened. I was very lucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

465 Kurt, do you run back to DU and tell them how you 'owned the cons?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2019 09:54 PM (oVJmc)

466 Trump is by far better than any current politician, but he's really just a good old fashioned populist, with a pugnacious streak.

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So, more like Huey Long, but without the socialism or the bone-deep evil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

467 Pleurisy doesn't radiate to arms or legs. I can't recall it making me fatigued. Just the pain around the ribs and breastbone. Which is where the infection is in the chest wall lining. Upon expansion it pulls on the chest wall making the pain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2019 09:55 PM (pUDQf)

468 436. Duke OMG how horrible. But people need to grok that female heart symptoms present different than men's.

Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2019 09:55 PM (v2uEC)

469 Just because the DNA didn't match, how do we know that all those others claiming to be Native Americans aren't the one's lying?

If you see a whole division marching past a reviewing stand and one soldier stands out, maybe that one soldier is IN step and everyone else is OUT of step!

Posted by: JB1000 at August 19, 2019 09:56 PM (0JkhZ)

470 Good night.

And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2019 09:56 PM (gAXBD)

471 I'm always tired you guys. I'm sure I'm gonna be a big ball of fire in Texas. lol.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:56 PM (dUJdY)

472 Go to the ER tonight. Really.
Posted by: Aviator at August 19, 2019 09:49 PM (2cuLk)

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Yeah, better to be out a few grand, than worm food. Do it to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:57 PM (5aX2M)

473 Mahybe dragging that big ass wetvac around the warehouse today might have something to do with it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 09:57 PM (dUJdY)

474


Jewels, do you have an erection? If you don't have an erection, it could be a heart attack...

Posted by: Teddy Pondscum at August 19, 2019 09:58 PM (izMov)

475
Democrat Nominee Princess Heep Big Bullshit to inner circle staff.....Just after a recent screw up......

I WANT SOME SCALPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DAWG at August 19, 2019 09:58 PM (lMn1U)

476 He's serious-business, and he loves guns, but he believes in culling the world population down by at least 2/3.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 19, 2019 09:31 PM (pgXNG)

That's a decent summary of what the El Paso shooter believed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 09:58 PM (V2Yro)

477 Jewells, See a Doc now. I know from first hand experience you do not want to wait.

Posted by: charles w at August 19, 2019 09:58 PM (U6TH0)

478 Woo woo woo woo
How!

Posted by: Chief Cocktoasten at August 19, 2019 09:59 PM (X9+zu)

479 Trump makes promise about Greenland

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status

/1163603361423351808/photo/1

Posted by: Chief Gung Pou Hatman at August 19, 2019 09:59 PM (AfYvi)

480


Is there one sane Democrat? The ones I see have all of these utterly bizarre behaviors and weird ideas.

Beato: no idea what he's doing...he looks odd and is all jumpy like he's shaking his dick at a urinal, all the while saying everyone in the US is a huge racist. How Presidential is that? Good grief.

Buttyjugg: guy gets all pissy when he talks about Christians, and then slams them, all the while having this insane insincere aw-shucks bullshit facade. Plus, he is married to a dude...not Presidential.

Kamala the Ugandan Giant: where is she...who is she.

Biden: lost his marbles, can't keep his lies straight...not Presidential.

Apache Joan: that fucking voice of hers, worse than fingernals on a chalkboard, like a billion fingernails on a billion chalkboards. That fake pleading, searching for truth and all that. So fake and preposterous.

I was in 6th grade, and another student, a girl who fashioned herself an actress, gave a presentation on Helen Keller...she had the same fake and over-earnest bullshit...as soon as the girl started in with the first word "Water..." I completely lost it, there was something so ridiculous about the whole thing, so over-acting and performancy. I couldn't take it, and was doubling up in laughter, I got in real trouble with the nun, although she was a progressive nun, she was laughing at my laughing.

Perhaps what made it funny to me was the absolute cluelessness of that girl, she had no idea how goddamned stupid she looking being all actressy and fake. I saw right through it.

Injun Joan is the same, completely fake but she doesnt know how stupid she sounds.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Esq at August 19, 2019 10:00 PM (mSc4K)

481 I saw Liz is trying to buy Black votes with huge payouts to traditionally Black schools.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2019 10:01 PM (PUmDY)

482 ok..I'm out.. heading to the ER.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2019 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

483 Why we need more gun control.

https://bit.ly/2KJw0an

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglerlfcv at August 19, 2019 10:03 PM (+y/Ru)

484 so this is OT but I have had this pain in my chest all afternoon. It's
right on my breastbone. Hurts a little when I inhale.. just a slight
annoyance when I'm not breathing. It's not my heart but what the hell
could it be? Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really
tired.

Posted by: Jewells45 at Augus



Chondritis
can feel like that, often gets mistaken for a heart attack. Its an
inflammation of cartilage. You might get a small pain spike in the
center of your chest if you try to stretch out your arms out, and
sometimes breathing. Usually it can hurt to the touch. I would get it
occasionally from working with tools and pulling big torque with a
torque wrench or breaker bar. BUT....but, I never felt tired. Thats a tad scary sounding, and I wouldn't screw around with this. You don't get second chances.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2019 10:03 PM (9Om/r)

485 The plan was to keep me awake while they were doing the procedure so I could watch on the monitor. I shit you not, this is standard operating procedure at the hospital that did mine.

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LOL. At his, they wouldn't let him watch, and he was torqued about it. But this guy has always done his own medical procedures where possible (I inherited this from him).

When he rightly ascertained that we weren't doing any heart surgeries in the dining room, he at least wanted to see it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 10:04 PM (5aX2M)

486 478

Comanche?

Posted by: Utility muffin at August 19, 2019 10:04 PM (oS0xz)

487 So, more like Huey Long, but without the socialism or the bone-deep evil.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

That's probably not a bad description - I've seen some old film of him, Huey could be spellbinding in front of a crowd. There's a reason FDR in the beginning thought Huey Long was his most dangerous rival. Also, people forget that Huey Long was one of the first Southern Democrats to actively court and appeal to the Black Vote, and he did it very well. Democrats eventually absorbed almost all of Huey Long's platform except for the wealth confiscation, and even that they still long for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 10:04 PM (V2Yro)

488 Trump makes promise about Greenland

Although it would probably be the best thing ever for it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 10:04 PM (Wd55D)

489 Wake me up when Liz apologizes for taking a scholarship or job dishonestly.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2019 10:06 PM (PUmDY)

490
Posted by: Teddy Pondscum at August 19, 2019 09:58 PM (izMov)

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That's fucked up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 10:07 PM (5aX2M)

491 Plus.. I sort of feel like shit. Like just really really
tired.


That's the part that makes me say get thee to a doctor. It's why we earn money, to have that option.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 10:07 PM (jyVW0)

492 Jewels, get to the er. Chest discomfort is nothing to play around with, especially for women. Must have a much higher index of suspicion. Coming from a 21 year paramedic. Please.

Posted by: Trog04 at August 19, 2019 10:08 PM (u/qoh)

493 Simple Greenland[/] solution for the President in response to his critics who can't imagine the U.S. buying land.

Rename it the Malvinas, let the Argies invade and then we liberate the Danes again.

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 19, 2019 10:12 PM (0x00j)

494 Beato: no idea what he's doing...he looks odd and is all jumpy like he's shaking his dick at a urinal, all the while saying everyone in the US is a huge racist. How Presidential is that? Good grief. "

Beato is really entering totally unexplored territory - I don't think *any* candidate for a major office has ever gone out, with a big budget, and *deliberately* destroy their chances to ever win any public office, ever!

Just look at what Beato has done in the last 2 weeks alone - first he came out for national gun registration and gun confiscation, well that kills him in Texas forever; then when the Houston paper asked him to please get serious and run against Cornyn for Senator, he said no, because "The Senate wasn't good enough for him." So, all in for President - except then he said he wasn't going to campaign in Iowa, since Iowa wasn't good enough for him, either.

and now today he comes out and says we should all admit that America was founded on racism, has always been racist, and is still racist today. And we should all be ashamed of America because of that. Now that is one heck of a Presidential Campaign Message.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2019 10:13 PM (V2Yro)

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 19, 2019 10:13 PM (0x00j)

496 Good on ya, mate! Never seen your nic. Lurk less, comment more!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2019 10:13 PM (kTF2Z)

497 he looks odd and is all jumpy like he's shaking his dick at a urinal

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That's the meth (or blow). I guess meth, for a couple reasons. But he's jacked on uppers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 10:18 PM (5aX2M)

498 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2019 10:21 PM (gmtFW)

499 If Presdent Obama excerts this apollogy, then we do in obamaboro !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 19, 2019 10:41 PM (qM84C)

500 the first ice cube gets the praise, the 2nd gets the job done.

Posted by: bourbon shave at August 19, 2019 10:54 PM (WX+x0)

501 good Fredo meme

https://tinyurl.com/y3voj642

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 19, 2019 11:14 PM (48RE5)

502 Elizabeth Warren issued a phony baloney apology, much like slick willy used to do. WHY am i not surprised ? Nor by the fools easily taken in by it.

Posted by: ron n. at August 20, 2019 01:30 AM (om5HK)

503 Lmao, ".......outgassing of calculated haze and obscurity" that's perfect.

Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at August 20, 2019 03:56 AM (Hw4bz)

504 Obviously, she owes her whole professional and political career to the lie. Apologies to graduates of the schools in advance, but Harvard Law isn't going out of their way to hire Houston/Rutgers grads for prominent teaching positions unless they check off some sort of rare, hard-to-fill diversity box.

Posted by: carnot at August 20, 2019 01:35 PM (2u8LP)

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