Court Summons Issued for Bodyguard of CNN's April D. Ryan, Who Roughed Up a Journalist

Last week, Obese Froghemoth April D. Ryan's bodyguard violently ejected a reporter trying to cover a speech she was giving.

A local news editor claims that a bodyguard for CNN political analyst and White House correspondent April Ryan violently removed him from an event where she was a keynote speaker.
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After covering the event for roughly three hours "without incident," Kratovil claims he was approached by a man, who he said he later found out was Ryan's security guard Joel Morris.
"During the intro, this man came up to me, mentioned my video camera & asked me 'Who are you with?'" Kratovil wrote on Twitter. "I gave him my card & explained that I followed the proper channels to cover the event. I asked if he had a card & he responded by saying he was 'with the speaker.'"
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As Kratovil and Morris begin causing a scene, Ryan explains to the crowd, "When I speak, I don't have news covering my speech." Kratovil said another journalist was recording her speech.

A "journalist" who directs her security guard to violently stop other journalists from covering her.

Perhaps we should all take this "journalist's" behavior as the right and proper method of dealing with other "journalists."

Now a court summons has been issued for the bodyguard, and the reporter who got roughed up is considering legal action to sue April Ryan, as the employer of the thug.

Paul Farhi:

Just in: Court officials in New Jersey issue summons against security guard for @AprilDRyan who was involved in an incident involving journalist @CharlieKratovil on Aug. 3. More...
Statement from @CharlieKratovil: "This was more than just an assault on me. This was an assault on freedom of the press, and April Ryan should have immediately condemned the use of violence against a journalist. Because Ms. Ryan has failed to publicly address or...
...apologize for her role in this ugly incident, I am now seeking legal counsel to initiate proceedings that will hold her accountable for the unacceptable and illegal behavior of her employee." More...

Video of the incident here and here.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:52 PM

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1 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (iikV8)

2 uh, oh...

singularity...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (iikV8)

3 "I will ruin your shit!"

Oh, wrong journolister?

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (1O9Sx)

4 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (l9mVC)

5 Other than potential comedy value, who the hell would attend a speech by April Ryan??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

6 Bad week for CNN == Good week for the rest of us
Corgis called

Posted by: DocJ at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (77WPm)

7 And this guy was a lefty, so someone is in trouble.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (xfb67)

8 But wait! This must be some violation of her 1st Amendment rights!

Somehow or other it just has to be!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (37IEG)

9 So much winning

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (mrrpb)

10 Wasn't she accepting a Freedom of the Press award or something at the time?

Posted by: Guzalot at August 19, 2019 03:54 PM (prSvo)

11 i bet he was roughed up

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 19, 2019 03:55 PM (FZYNt)

12 This was more than just an assault on me. This was an assault on freedom of the press

Hey, it's a living Constitution, ya know?

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 03:55 PM (1O9Sx)

13 CNN - August, 2019 - The Month From Hell...

FREDO - LEMON - RYAN

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 03:55 PM (Pqytn)

14 Sue. Sue like the wind, Charlie

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)

15 Light bends around April Ryan.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (sjdRT)

16 Apologize for this ugly incident? How about apologizing for being fat and ugly?

Posted by: Chris Cummo is Fredo at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (+chUu)

17 It's in a New Jersey court. I doubt there are good odds that anything meaningful will happen.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (tVQUs)

18 This man needed to be roughed up and have his camera box taken.

He was trying to capture her soul.

Posted by: Medicine Man Mbongo at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (m4x2V)

19 Does freedom of the press cover assault stink fingers?

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (xfb67)

20 But, does he still have his arms attached?

Posted by: Big McLargeHuge Mk I at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (u9OP6)

21 At least he didn't have a firearm.

Right? I mean there is no way a Leftist would allow a firearm near them.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)

22
FREDO - LEMON - RYAN

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 03:55 PM (Pqytn)
That sounds like a dessert.
"2 Coffees, and 2 Fredo Lemon Ryans please"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (37IEG)

23 I saw Obese Froghemoth open for Fredo and the Lemon Party at the Agora in the ATL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

24
I am glad to see Ace is following the style guide and referring to Ryan as the "Obese Froghemoth." I always liked that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)

25 Look Kratovil, just let it go. Ryan carries a lot of weight around here.

Posted by: Ted K. at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (FJYfm)

26 Meh. Local story.

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (786Ro)

27 Obese Froghemoth April D. Ryan

"Froghemoth" is classic ace, and thus I steal it and use it without attribution.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

28 Why does she have a bodyguard? Nobody wants that body.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

29 The Lemon Song was the only U2 song I ever liked.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2019 03:58 PM (xfb67)

30 It's funny that the journalist is/was a fan boy of April Ryan's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

31 When you hire a thug,
Then sweep the results under the rug,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 03:58 PM (tVQUs)

32
But, does he still have his arms attached?

Posted by: Big McLargeHuge Mk I at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (u9OP6)

FUCK YOU

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 19, 2019 03:58 PM (veoSD)

33 I'm sure this is Trump's fault somehow

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (Izzlo)

34 should have invested in popcorn futures...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (8D42x)

35 Heh, froghemoth.
Ace uses his D and D Monster Manual knowledge for to spectacular effect.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (9t0Zz)

36
"Froghemoth" is classic ace, and thus I steal it and use it without attribution.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

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See... this guy's a real go-getter.

Asness Chair material, if I do say so myself!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (AzW6q)

37 Froghemoth utterly distills her essence.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (LS29U)

38 A waiting for another shoe to drop at CNN. Wonder when Andi Cooper is going to screw up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

39 Is she planning on giving up her Journalist job and applying for a Teamster's Union leader job instead?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (37IEG)

40 How much is Jeff Zucker getting paid for doing what he's doing?

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (Pqytn)

41 She was going to eat that guy!

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (88+cf)

42 I not see problem here.

Posted by: Recep Turdogan at August 19, 2019 04:00 PM (hjaPQ)

43 When your own bodyguard,
Roughs folks up way too hard,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:00 PM (tVQUs)

44 Am I the only one who didn't know that CNN reporters had bodyguards?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

45 #MeToo

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 19, 2019 04:00 PM (k76MH)

46 Wonder when a dead hair stylist is going to be found in Alisyn Camerota's car?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

47 A waiting for another shoe to drop at CNN. Wonder when Andi Cooper is going to screw up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

88% chance it takes place in a junior high school.

Posted by: Ted K. at August 19, 2019 04:00 PM (FJYfm)

48 So...who's the 'good guy' in the one?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (cqNba)

49 I wonder if anyone ever actually used a froghemoth in any AD&D games?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

50 How's that legal case against NBC and Matt Lauer going?

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (LS29U)

51 Funny how the Left acts like fascists but claims the upper moral hand.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (BbGew)

52 PDT has stirred up such an environment of distrust for reporters they now hate each other!!!

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (sMMcg)

53 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (9gDA7)

54 April Ryan? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (ufFY8)

55 But, does he still have his arms attached?

Posted by: Big McLargeHuge Mk I at August 19, 2019 03:56 PM (u9OP6)

FUCK YOU

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 19, 2019 03:58 PM (veoSD)

Sure, baby.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

56 Ah, April Ryan. I can understand and forgive being fat and ugly. But racist and evil? That's another story.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (ZcE3r)

57 When you're "journalist",
who gives reporters the fist,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (tVQUs)

58 Who's April Ryan and how many cats did she eat before taking the stage?

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (9gDA7)

59 Jeebus, April is very stout and porkish.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (2LelM)

60
Am I the only one who didn't know that CNN reporters had bodyguards?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

Didn't you see the two guys who stepped in to save Fredo from the guy who called him Fredo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

61 The reporter who got roughed up is as liberal as you can be, except he's a white man, so . . .

Posted by: Its all about hierachy at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (FdJsC)

62 I'm sure they don't hire thugs.

*pause*

Bwahahaha

Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (Y274z)

63 the=this

F'n auto-cucumber

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (cqNba)

64 Heh, Babylon Bee

Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

65 49 I wonder if anyone ever actually used a froghemoth in any AD&D games?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

I only remember them from Dungeon Module (I can't recall the letter and number) "Expedition To The Barrier Peaks"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ujg0T)

66
When you eat all the flies
and grow to mammoth size
that's Froghemoth!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)

67 Obese Froghemoth clothes are located in the behemoth section of the store.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2019 04:03 PM (88xKn)

68 Statement from @CharlieKratovil: "This was more than just an assault on me. This was an assault on freedom of the press, and April Ryan should have immediately condemned the use of violence against a journalist. Because Ms. Ryan has failed to publicly address or...

Incorrect. This was just an assault on you, dipshit. And April Ryan and her muscle should both have been arrested for it.

This crap that Charlie Krapovil thinks it would be fine for a journOLister to rough up one of the plebes but, Heaven Forfend!!, not to ever use such brutish tactics against an esteemed reporter-type dickhead ... is infuriating. Is this guy friggin retarded?

Let me say - Krapovil deserved to be roughed up (because he's a retarded asshole) and APril Ryan and her muscle both need to sit behind bars for their crimes.

It's douchebags all around in this story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 04:03 PM (lVJPV)

69 April was raised in Baltimore. Enough said.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)

70 Didn't you see the two guys who stepped in to save Fredo from the guy who called him Fredo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, I meant him too. I had no idea these people had bodyguards.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 04:03 PM (Ez6QX)

71 Witnessing these overpaid noodle-heads get away with sexual assault, battery, threats must be our hell. Must be.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 19, 2019 04:03 PM (9+jnX)

72 I had all those original AD&D books, but they got ruined by Katrina.

I wonder if they would have been worth anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (xfb67)

73 Not first but I watched all of both videos and am eating a sammich.

High point is the shrieking girl (although, tbh, she'd be hot with her mouth shut) "how dare you disrupt!".

Like omg a journalist at a public event with permission has a camera.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (fuK7c)

74 When your guard gets called to court,
Because his fuse was too short,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (tVQUs)

75 They should have named her August Ryan. August is bigger, and sweatier, than April.

Posted by: Ted K. at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (FJYfm)

76
It seems like a light news day. I'm ready for #TheStorm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (dstcr)

77

Go after all of them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (vEIlU)

78 So if the bodyguard shows the judge written proof that he is a registered Democrat, he is all good, right?

Posted by: JB1000 at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (16OL0)

79 I only remember them from Dungeon Module (I can't recall the letter and number) "Expedition To The Barrier Peaks"

Meh, one of the S series, I never liked that one. Don't like my fantasy mixed with sci fi. Its not like peanut butter and chocolate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

80 Good. I hope he tells the Judge that the fat cow made him toss that guy out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (JUOKG)

81 64
Heh, Babylon Bee

Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

LMAO!

That is exactly what I wish to say to Mrs. DIG when she starts asking questions out loud to the TV, talking over the very answers she seeks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (ufFY8)

82 Ironically, April Ryan received the 2019 Freedom of the Press award.

*snort*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

83 >Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (dstcr)

This.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (sjdRT)

84 Both Ryan and Kratovil are leftists. Let 'em fight.

Posted by: Jeff Powell at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (T7lnu)

85 Funny how the Left acts like fascists but claims the upper moral hand.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 04:01 PM (BbGew)

==========================

Yep, CNN is the go-to channel to watch Don "Stinky Fingers" Lemon's lower moral hands in action.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (Pqytn)

86

She could fit one of those Russian super torpedoes in each of her cavernous nostrils.

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (S4bTp)

87 If I'd pulled that Don LeMon stunt, somebody would be dead right now.

Posted by: April Ryan at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (hjaPQ)

88 "We need a little muscle over here."

Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (I5SAg)

89 When someone tells April Ryan to haul ass it takes ten trips.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (pw+jk)

90 72
I had all those original ADD books, but they got ruined by Katrina.

I wonder if they would have been worth anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (xfb67)
nah
The white box of the original rules is worth way more than I paid for it now.

If I can find what the "I never touched it" wife did with it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)

91
More on Epstein's sick web of the rich and famous. Epstein helped finance some French asshole's modeling agency. In return, the French asshole, Jean-Luc Brunel, kept Epstein supplied with fresh young girls.

One time, Jean-Luc sent Epstein three French triplets as a birthday present. They were 12 years old.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7371693

Another thing is Epstein had no trouble getting visas for all this jailbait being flown in for him. They need to investigate just how that was happening.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (NMAzL)

92 Heh, Babylon Bee

Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

Fact Check: False.

The only way to get the true answers to all your questions is through Snopes.

Posted by: Snopes at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (tVQUs)

93 And the guy is a pro-impeachment leftie working for a liberal outfit too. Not that I think it will convert him to the light.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Dh1wo)

94 a real "journalist" or just a blogger?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (D0ZGj)

95 April was raised in Baltimore. Enough said.

Posted by: Puddin Head

I was thinking the Omaha Feedlot.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (88+cf)

96 a tropical skirt almost like Melania's for only $14 ... awesome ... looking out the the little guy.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Cus5s)

97 I had to find her bio because I had never heard of her. It appears that she is a black SJW more than anything else and most likely a racist toad who views every item in the news through a racially tinted lens. Hell they should have sent the summons to her and her bodyguard.

Posted by: Vic at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (mpXpK)

98 Obese Froghemoth can block out the sun and temperatures would drop 10 degrees.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (88xKn)

99 Video of the incident here and here.

That first video is like the Blair Witch Project version.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (lVJPV)

100 Another thing is Epstein had no trouble getting visas for all this jailbait being flown in for him. They need to investigate just how that was happening. \
========
I wonder if he had any contacts at the State department . . .

Posted by: connect the dots at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (t0f3o)

101 �Funny how the Left acts like fascists but claims the upper moral hand.

Half the pop is either on the take, ignorant or both. The other half is us. They want us dead or working for them. So whatever we think of them is irrelevant. Remember that we are not only deplorables (dehumanizing label) but also irredeemable (camps anyone?)

Posted by: Floridachick at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (ZcE3r)

102 So I am familiar with the Charlie reporter guy..

He dated my friends daughter for a time.

I can assure you he is pretty progressive and not a right wing nut like CNN and the lefties are likely to accuse him.

Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (sZaoP)

103 I had a few AD&D books and no idea what ever happened to them

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (BbGew)

104 So if the bodyguard shows the judge written proof that he is a registered Democrat, he is all good, right?

Posted by: JB1000 at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (16OL0)

===
He is also black so the photographer will owe money to him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (pw+jk)

105 When you love the free press,
But wind up in this mess,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (tVQUs)

106 90 72
I had all those original ADD books, but they got ruined by Katrina.

I wonder if they would have been worth anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2019 04:04 PM (xfb67)
nah
The white box of the original rules is worth way more than I paid for it now.

If I can find what the "I never touched it" wife did with it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)

IIRC, "Dieties and Demigods" with the Cthulhu and Melnibon�an Mythos sections is a collectors item.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (ujg0T)

107 Since when does a "journalist" have a bodyguard?
Was he supplied by CNN?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (3oX+R)

108 Can we get some muscle over here!?!?

Posted by: April Ryan at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (hg3pQ)

109 april should stick to pumping up that gunt. it's becoming on her. can't grab the mish with that hanging there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (KP5rU)

110 Remember when Ms. Ryan questioned Sarah Sander's baking skills, and Sarah presented her with a pie she'd made?

Off-camera, April un-hinged her jaw and swallowed it whole, pan and all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

111 A waiting for another shoe to drop at CNN. Wonder when Andi Cooper is going to screw up.

I'd say there's a 98% chance CNN has been covering up Cooper's messes since 2003 when he got Anderson Cooper 360.
Like the BBC and Savile.

When Cooper dies, we'll find out EVERYONE knew what was going on.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (9t0Zz)

112 When you eat through a school
And still don't feel full
That's A. Ryan

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2019 04:08 PM (Izzlo)

113 The reporter who got roughed up is as liberal as you can be,

You can tell he's liberal because he's so pasty and scrawny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 04:08 PM (fuK7c)

114
Brobdingnagian frog
who's as fat as a hog
That's A. Ryan

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

115 We need a little muscle over here!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 19, 2019 04:08 PM (hg3pQ)

116 >He dated my friends daughter for a time.

I can assure you he is pretty progressive and not a right wing nut like CNN and the lefties are likely to accuse him.

Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (sZaoP)

Huh. My first impression was Incel all the way.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 19, 2019 04:09 PM (sjdRT)

117 108 Can we get some muscle over here!?!?
Posted by: April Ryan at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (hg3pQ)

We got 30 pounds of barbecue brisket and a boatload of chicken wings.

Posted by: All U Can Eat Buffet at August 19, 2019 04:09 PM (DDeWs)

118 Obviously these people each need to have their own set of body guards.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)

119 IIRC, "Dieties and Demigods" with the Cthulhu and Melnibonan Mythos sections is a collectors item.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM (ujg0T)
===Diabetes and Demigods. The April Ryan True Story.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 19, 2019 04:09 PM (pw+jk)

120 And the guy is a pro-impeachment leftie working for a liberal outfit too. Not that I think it will convert him to the light.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 04:06 PM (Dh1wo)

We don't want him. He does us more good by being on their side.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 04:10 PM (lVJPV)

121 Reminds me of something....

Posted by: HP Lovecraft at August 19, 2019 04:10 PM (koNhm)

122 When you look like a toad,
So you tell the press "Hit The Road!",
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:10 PM (tVQUs)

123 He works for some local N.J. paper so he had a "real" press pass etc.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 04:10 PM (Dh1wo)

124 I'm going to throw this out there.

The journalist assaulted was white. I'm going to label her and her bodyguard racist because they went after this guy because of the color of his skin first and foremost.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:10 PM (IXZGh)

125 Dak to-add.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:11 PM (Vddbf)

126 She needs the Redskin's offensive line to guard that body.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 19, 2019 04:11 PM (88+cf)

127 Obviously these people each need to have their own set of body guards.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)

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In a Ryan's case, it's a conceit. A fashion statement.

She was on about how Trump has her in fear of her life from the deplorable hordes of filthy Vendee peasants out for her enormous scalp.

So she hired the bodyguard to go with the story.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

128 Journo was a Bernie Bro too...

Popcorn popped.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2019 04:11 PM (3H9h1)

129 Another thing is Epstein had no trouble getting visas for all this jailbait being flown in for him. They need to investigate just how that was happening.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (NMAzL)
..........

de hyoid bone connected to de...

oopty, not any more!

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2019 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

130 That is exactly what I wish to say to Mrs. DIG when she starts asking
questions out loud to the TV, talking over the very answers she seeks.
TiVO. My wife watches TV while doing other things. If she misses something, she just rewinds a few seconds and gets her own answer. This lets me pay attention to other things.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:12 PM (9t0Zz)

131 The bodyguard's black? OK. Now, does he like dick or pussy?

Posted by: Don LeMon at August 19, 2019 04:12 PM (hjaPQ)

132 When you give an address,
And remove the press,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:12 PM (tVQUs)

133 Ryan has someone guard that body? Where does he find the time?

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2019 04:12 PM (DDeWs)

134 The journalist assaulted was white. I'm going to label her and her bodyguard racist because they went after this guy because of the color of his skin first and foremost.
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He was recording it and April didn't want it recorded for whatever reason. She initially refused to come out if the video camera wasn't taken down. She's a wacko

Posted by: Suprise! at August 19, 2019 04:12 PM (P0IpP)

135 13 CNN - August, 2019 - The Month From Hell...

FREDO - LEMON - RYAN
Posted by: mrp

When do earning get report Ed?

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2019 04:12 PM (CwYup)

136 Would the average person recognize April Ryan,

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:12 PM (aCNZ6)

137 "I'm going to label her and her bodyguard racist because they went after this guy because of the color of his skin first and foremost."

Well, in this case it's also undeniably true.

Posted by: Chris M at August 19, 2019 04:13 PM (eAZVt)

138 CNN can't seem to do anything these days without causing a scene.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2019 04:13 PM (jnIZj)

139 Whimpy journalist got off easy.

Posted by: Meryl Streep at August 19, 2019 04:13 PM (O1CTW)

140 When you're giving a show,
And the reporters must go,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:13 PM (tVQUs)

141 64
Heh, Babylon Bee

Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

LMAO!

That is exactly what I wish to say to Mrs. DIG when she starts asking questions out loud to the TV, talking over the very answers she seeks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (ufFY

You can wish, but Do Not say that out loud.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (sMMcg)

142 Froghemoth seems to be an underused word. Perhaps a side bar of it's origin is in order?

Posted by: nearsighted cyclops now rocking the monocle at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (xV6Pj)

143 138
That is because they are all fuktards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Vddbf)

144 CNN can't seem to do anything these days without causing a scene.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet!

They gotta get attention somehow. Lord know no body watches them

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (O2RFr)

145 I never knew any of these fools names until Trump was elected. He's the best thing that ever happened to them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (xfb67)

146 Searching high and low for Miss Manners guide for proper decorum when in the presence of the privaledged class. Alas, I think she skipped that column, besides I like the POP's assessment...

It's douchebags all around in this story.

Posted by: Sock Monkey's ...recycled primate at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (K026y)

147 "Would the average person recognize April Ryan,"

As what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (cqNba)

148
You can wish, but Do Not say that out loud.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: tbodie at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (sMMcg)

Word.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2019 04:15 PM (ufFY8)

149 I'm going to throw this out there.�

The journalist assaulted was white. I'm going to label her and her bodyguard racist because they went after this guy because of the color of his skin first and foremost.

This whole episode makes me wonder about the content of her little speech or talk at that venue.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 19, 2019 04:15 PM (ZcE3r)

150 When I give a speech
people who record lose their teeth.

That's A. Ryan

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

151 136 Would the average person recognize April Ryan,
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I saw her at Church's Chicken just yesterday.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 19, 2019 04:15 PM (hjaPQ)

152 When the guard tells you to leave,
Because your his pet peeve,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:15 PM (tVQUs)

153
IIRC, "Dieties and Demigods" with the Cthulhu and Melnibonn Mythos sections is a collectors item.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM

Only the unspooged copies

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2019 04:15 PM (CwYup)

154 Breaking news: CNN blames everything on the ripple in the space time continuam

Posted by: Sock Monkey's ...recycled primate at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (K026y)

155 147 "Would the average person recognize April Ryan,"

As what?

As a beached whale.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (88xKn)

156 That is exactly what I wish to say to Mrs. DIG when she starts asking questions out loud to the TV, talking over the very answers she seeks.
===========
You exist to satisfy her every need. But, its never what you envision. Its mostly just the annoying ones.

Posted by: Love and Marriage Love and Marriage at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (FdJsC)

157 Just be grateful April didn't take you on sumo style, you little twit.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (6/uwW)

158 "Would the average person recognize April Ryan,"

As what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (cqNba)

As a Nell Carter impersonator?

Posted by: Ted K. at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (FJYfm)

159 Well, Baltimore broke a 100+year old record for heat.

99 degrees this afternoon.

Previous high was 97.

You can almost smell the rats sweating.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (cqNba)

160 142 Froghemoth seems to be an underused word. Perhaps a side bar of it's origin is in order?
Posted by: nearsighted cyclops now rocking the monocle at August 19, 2019 04:14 PM (xV6Pj)

It's a corrupted past passive participle of the French verb "froggemut", which means "to eat through the Golden Corral."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

161 One question that has not been asked is why a news "reporter" is being asked to "make the news".

The Trump era has turned everything upside down.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 19, 2019 04:17 PM (JUOKG)

162 When you're an attention whore,
But you put the Camera out the door,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:17 PM (tVQUs)

163 "Would the average person recognize April Ryan,"

I looked her up. Nope. I've probably seen her in an airport, but I've seen many people in an airport.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 04:17 PM (kXPT5)

164 "First Amendment" is like the n word to my people.

Posted by: Leftist fascist now with more finger smelling at August 19, 2019 04:17 PM (BRpqW)

165 When your narrative's stale
and the journo is pale
...that's A. Ryan!!

Posted by: vivi at August 19, 2019 04:17 PM (11H2y)

166 AprilDRyan
@AprilDRyan
Life goals! Back in the gym before work! Cutting carbs and working out! A promise to myself to do better!
6:09 AM - 19 Aug 2019

Kratovil's pains, April's GAINZZZ

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 04:18 PM (786Ro)

167 "Would the average person recognize April Ryan,"
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Without the feed bag? No, prolly not.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 19, 2019 04:18 PM (hjaPQ)

168 When asked why she needs a bodyguard, April said she's being stalked by pygmy cannibals.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

169 You know if you combine Brie Larsen's and April Ryan's asses together there would be enough ass for 5 normal sized asses.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (pw+jk)

170 When the guard gives you a black eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (tVQUs)

171 How many does it take to guard that body's entire perimeter?

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (kXPT5)

172 As a Nell Carter impersonator?

Posted by: Ted K. at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (FJYfm)

I knew she looked familiar!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (lVJPV)

173 "The Queen Is Coming: How April Ryan Got Her Glow Up For The White House Correspondents' Dinner"

https://tinyurl.com/yxzovfyx

"What does the queen of the White House press corps wear to her annual ball?"

Grab a barf bag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

174 Pardon me if concerning leftard mistreatment of leftards garner zero fuks. In fact, I find it rather entertaining. Too bad they didnt stomp his ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (Vddbf)

175 My husband and I are incompatible TV viewers. He likes to watch stupid shit and I do not.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (nRWPy)

176 When asked why she needs a bodyguard, April said she's being stalked by pygmy cannibals.
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That's not true, we aren't pygmies!

Posted by: Chinese Peoples Emergency Food Resource Program at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (qDqBl)

177 Breaking news: CNN blames everything on the ripple in the space time continuam
Posted by: Sock Monkey's ...recycled primate at August 19, 2019 04:16 PM (K026y)

We rate this as true.

Well, to be honest, we rate EVERYTHING CNN says to be true.

Posted by: Snopes - totally trustworthy. at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (sMMcg)

178 When you need a guard,
To make reporting hard,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (tVQUs)

179 Frik and Frak are on my TEEVEE lying through their stupid mouths.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (3hxXM)

180
You know if you combine Brie Larsen's and April Ryan's asses together there would be enough ass for 5 normal sized asses.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (pw+jk)

But if you multiply their asses, you get.... whoa.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (veoSD)

181 Oh good. Ilhan Omar giving a presser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

182 You know if you combine Brie Larsen's and April Ryan's asses together there would be enough ass for 5 normal sized asses.
Have you seen my four-assed monkey?

Posted by: Mephesto at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (9t0Zz)

183 What happens in New Brunswick, stays in New Brunswick.

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 04:20 PM (786Ro)

184 Hamster hiccup.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

185 I see the Democrat spirit squad is out talking up recession.

These people are the worst.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (3hxXM)

186 IIRC, "Dieties and Demigods" with the Cthulhu and Melnibonn Mythos sections is a collectors item.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:07 PM

April Ryan would give Cthulhu one seriously upset tummy,
Cthulhu vomit could wipe out the entire east coast.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (aCNZ6)

187 "Hamster hiccup."

Saw that.

Down...
Then back up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (cqNba)

188 The Queen Is Coming: How April Ryan Got Her Glow Up For The White House Correspondents' Dinner"

https://tinyurl.com/yxzovfyx

"What does the queen of the White House press corps wear to her annual ball?"

Grab a barf bag.
==========
I wore it better.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (Rzv5S)

189 When you "value the press",
But recording causes distress,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (tVQUs)

190 ...And 'Queen Ryan' always has a feedbag to match each outfit.

Posted by: vivi at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (11H2y)

191 @AprilDRyan
Life goals! Back in the gym before work! Cutting carbs and working out!

Hmm, might have to short Ben & Jerry's on that news.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 04:22 PM (LJsYz)

192 April Ryan would give Cthulhu one seriously upset tummy,

Cthulhu vomit could wipe out the entire east coast.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (aCNZ6)
Tease!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:22 PM (37IEG)

193 I thought Anderson Cooper was the Queen of the Journalists Ball?? He is a Vanderbilt after all!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Dh1wo)

194 Okay, so we're at the "grasping at (paper) straws" phase of the also-ran presidential campaigns.

"Castro releases animal welfare plan as part of presidential campaign

How's that for a reboot.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

195 Has anyone gone through her Twatter feed to see what she's said in the past so she can scrub it and claim HAXORS!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:22 PM (9gDA7)

196 Hamster hiccup.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

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Trust me that is way better than a gerbil hiccup. WAAAAAY beter.

Posted by: Richard Gere at August 19, 2019 04:22 PM (pw+jk)

197 175 My husband and I are incompatible TV viewers. He likes to watch stupid shit and I do not.
Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (nRWPy)

You have one of those too?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 04:23 PM (Ez6QX)

198 When you scream and pout,
For the guards to throw him out,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:23 PM (tVQUs)

199 Barr canned the US prison director after Epsteins death.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 04:23 PM (6/uwW)

200 "Castro releases animal welfare plan as part of presidential campaign

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Does it include taxpayer funded abortions for male animals? Because if not, it doesn't go nearly too far enough, dammit!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)

201 I thought ~~Anderson Cooper~~ Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. was the Queen of the Journalists Ball?? He is a Vanderbilt after all!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Dh1wo)

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:23 PM (9gDA7)

202 My husband and I are incompatible TV viewers. He likes to watch stupid shit and I do not.
Let me guess.
Real Housewives of Atlanta
The Bachelor
AND
All the UFC fights

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:23 PM (9t0Zz)

203 I see on the news that some scumbags are trying to talk down the economy to damage Trump. F*ck those douchebags.

Posted by: vivi at August 19, 2019 04:24 PM (11H2y)

204 "Castro releases animal welfare plan as part of presidential campaign

I vow to give them everything! Including plenty of shit they don't want!

Posted by: Ted K. at August 19, 2019 04:24 PM (FJYfm)

205 Didn't know that Peter Fonda is mort. I will say no more.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2019 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

206 When Mr. Kratovil,
Gets treated like an Eel,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:24 PM (tVQUs)

207 "When I speak, I don't have news covering my speech."

- - - - - - - -

Then why speak?

Or it could be that she knows she speaks crap and didn't want it acknowledged.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2019 04:24 PM (kGBB1)

208 What does Ryan do for CNN?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (aCNZ6)

209 When your gunt is pungent
with lips that are unguent
...that'sa April Ryan!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (FTPVM)

210 What does Ryan do for CNN?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (aCNZ6)

===
LIE

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (pw+jk)

211
What does Ryan do for CNN?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (aCNZ6)

--------

She and Stelter anchor the building.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (AzW6q)

212 Ilhan Omar spouting "occupation" b.s. Now she's introducing her "dear friend" Rashida Tlaib, another "person of color."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

213 How April Ryan Got Her Glow Up
Is this gehtto-speak for "put on a really ugly outfit"?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (9t0Zz)

214 Let me guess.
Real Housewives of Atlanta
The Bachelor
AND
All the UFC fights

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:23 PM (9t0Zz)

I can feel the brain cells flaking off.....

That said, watched in a state of proper intoxication, "The Bachelor(ette)" series are funny. Like Emo Gladiators thrown to the figurative lions.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:26 PM (ujg0T)

215 When you try to cover a speech,
But you thrown out like a leech,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:26 PM (tVQUs)

216 How April Ryan Got Her Glow Up
Is this gehtto-speak for "put on a really ugly outfit"?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (9t0Zz)[i/]

YEP!!!

Posted by: Michelle Owebama - Dressed Like a 70's Sofa at August 19, 2019 04:26 PM (9gDA7)

217 Omar & Tlaib giving a press conference. Does anyone care?

Was going to drop in for a few minutes but thought better of it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

218 What does Ryan do for CNN?
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Eats the White House's hospitality breakfast buffet every day.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (QFieV)

219 Oops

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (9gDA7)

220 I read the summons. That appears to be a criminal Summons for assault. Not civil. You legal 'Rons feel free to correct me. I thought a Summons was only used for civil cases.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (sjdRT)

221 I don't think I talk much at all or ask questions during movies-certainly not in the movie theatre- and at home we usually get CDs of things I've probably seen before and liked, so why would I ask questions?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (+0VWg)

222 IIRC, "Deities and Demigods" with the Cthulhu and Melnibonean Mythos sections is a collectors item.

Yeah but I'd never sell mine. Besides a young me colored all the images, probably damages the value considerably

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

223 It's dangerous to get between Ryan and her wings and waffles.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (aCNZ6)

224 Rashida crying now. Those damned Jews!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

225 When your guard boots the press,
While you wear an ugly dress,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (tVQUs)

226 Interesting. Freedom of the Press is guaranteed by the Constitution.

There IS a law that says if Two or more people conspire to take away someone's Constitutional Rights, its a Felony.

Paging AG Bar? Bar to the WHITE Courtesy Phone?

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (NgKpN)

227 221
I don't think I talk much at all or ask questions during
movies-certainly not in the movie theatre- and at home we usually get
CDs of things I've probably seen before and liked, so why would I ask
questions?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (+0VWg)
The canned answer for questions is "I'm watching the same movie you are".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (37IEG)

228 Talib and Omar giving a presser on how they were denied access to a country they constantly trash and are actively trying to destroy.

How gauche.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (9gDA7)

229 Didn't know that Peter Fonda is mort. I will say no more.

You and I were taught the same moral lesson about the dead and saying not nice things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

230 Omar & Tlaib giving a press conference. Does anyone care?

Is AOC at home alone with a box of whine ?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (aCNZ6)

231 202 My husband and I are incompatible TV viewers. He likes to watch stupid shit and I do not.
Let me guess.
Real Housewives of Atlanta
The Bachelor
AND
All the UFC fights

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:23 PM
(9t0Zz)

Not that stupid.

Sharknado or something about zombie fish
Old baseball movies
Old mafia movies/series
Jersey Shore
Endless fishing
Any sport, regardless of how old
The Fugitive for the 200th time

We can watch Maria Bartaromo together on Sunday morning or "Pundit a la Tatas" as he calls her.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (nRWPy)

232 Rashida crying now. Those damned Jews!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

--------

No chick look goods crying. And with her baseline level of pulchritude, I bet that face could crack a mirror when she turns on the waterworks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (AzW6q)

233 Stupid question.

Is the President limited to only one State of the Union address per year?

Or is it just by custom?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (cqNba)

234 Omar & Tlaib giving a press conference.

Probabbly "Trump a racist who hates Muslims and blacks." Yada. Yada

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (+0VWg)

235 Rashida crying now. Those damned Jews!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

I'd say crocodile tears, but crocodiles are way more intelligent and friendly.

Posted by: Ted K. at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (FJYfm)

236 My husband and I are incompatible TV viewers. He likes to watch stupid shit and I do not.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (nRWPy)

Who are you calling stupid?

Posted by: cast of 90 Day Fiance at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

237 On apple scrapple:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyh4Bq0Xp4w

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (AfYvi)

238 Why does she have a bodyguard? Nobody wants that body.
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

- - - - - - - -

Shoots and scores.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (kGBB1)

239 When your guard's summoned for assault,
But address it you do not,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (tVQUs)

240 Is ugly a race?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (aCNZ6)

241 Talib and Omar giving a presser on how they were denied access to a country they constantly trash and are actively trying to destroy.

Israel: you can't come in if you're just going to cause trouble and protest.
Tlaib: OK we won't protest.
Israel: OK you can come visit your granny.
Tlaib: YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME, I AIN'T GOIN!

Later Tlaib: The are keeping me from visiting my granny! *weeping crocodile tears*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

242 233
Stupid question.

Is the President limited to only one State of the Union address per year?

Or is it just by custom?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (cqNba)
Technically there's no limit. He just has to, on occasion, give an address concerning the state of the union.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (37IEG)

243 My husband and I are incompatible TV viewers. He likes to watch stupid shit and I do not.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (nRWPy)

Who are you calling stupid?
======
I'll show you stoopid!

Posted by: Pants off Dance off at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (5U5fL)

244 What is she crying about? If she had agreed not to badmouth Israel publicly and have dealings with radical organizations she could have visited her grandmother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (+0VWg)

245
Is ugly a race?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:29 PM (aCNZ6)

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If it is, Tlaib will take Olympic gold.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (AzW6q)

246 What does Ryan do for CNN? Ballast.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (Vddbf)

247 210 What does Ryan do for CNN?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (aCNZ6)

Makes sure Don LeMon and Fredo don't get fat on all the Krispy Kreme donuts by eating their share.

Posted by: Leftist fascist now with more finger smelling at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (BRpqW)

248 228 Talib and Omar giving a presser on how they were denied access to a country they constantly trash and are actively trying to destroy.

How gauche.
Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (9gDA7)
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An could have gone with Congressional the delegation...and was allowed in anyway based on the restrictions she lay'd out in her request.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (G0vdT)

249 222 IIRC, "Deities and Demigods" with the Cthulhu and Melnibonean Mythos sections is a collectors item.

Yeah but I'd never sell mine. Besides a young me colored all the images, probably damages the value considerably
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

Mom 'sold' all my D&D stuff, plus all my graphic novels like Eerie and Epics (which were in plastic and some never opened) at a church sale soon after I went to US Navy Bootcamp.

I've never had the heart to tell her how much those were worth.

But I could probably buy a house with it.

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (NgKpN)

250 i'll say it, fuck peter fonda. talentless hack. don't bother me at all. i have no class. bein white an all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (KP5rU)

251 Old baseball movies
Old mafia movies/series

Those aren't stupid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

252 208 What does Ryan do for CNN?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:25 PM (aCNZ6)

Keeps the flies down.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

253 When you deny someone's rights,
But act like a virtuous Knight,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (tVQUs)

254 235
Rashida crying now. Those damned Jews!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

Good, the lamentations of their women!

Posted by: Co-nan the Annoyer at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (37IEG)

255 " He just has to, on occasion, give an address concerning the state of the union. "

So..if reassume that you are correct, Trump could let the Press babble on about the collapsing economy for several more weeks.

And then.....taadaa....

Time for a SOTU address.

Addressing the claims being made.

Interesting..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (cqNba)

256 @realDonaldTrump on Friday:

"Rep. Tlaib wrote a letter to Israeli officials desperately wanting to visit her grandmother. Permission was quickly granted, whereupon Tlaib obnoxiously turned the approval down, a complete setup. The only real winner here is Tlaib's grandmother. She doesn't have to see her now!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

257 Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: President Trump has defunded Planned Parenthood.

Promises made. Promises kept.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (BqBId)

258 Is the President limited to only one State of the Union address per year?

The constitution requires one. He could do it monthly but thank God nobody has gotten that idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

259 Anybody here gotta problem with Ancient Aliens????
Didn't think so!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (u6xw0)

260 252
Most effective when she goes sans panties.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (Vddbf)

261 244 What is she crying about? If she had agreed not to badmouth Israel publicly and have dealings with radical organizations she could have visited her grandmother.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (+0VWg)

Uh, Israel SAID she could visit her Grandma.

Just could not hold political events.

She CHOSE not to go.

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (NgKpN)

262 251 Old baseball movies
Old mafia movies/series

Those aren't stupid
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

The 999th time, they are. Especially when you're watching them in the kitchen on commercial TV instead of just pulling them out of the xfinity pile.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (nRWPy)

263 Keeps the flies down.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

Rodney Dangerfield said his wife is such a bad cook the screen door kept the flies in.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (aCNZ6)

264 When you implore "sniff this please",
And it smells like dick cheese,
That's Don Lemon!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (tVQUs)

265 44 Am I the only one who didn't know that CNN reporters had bodyguards?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

I did too

After what happened to Sonny, Fredo & Michael certainly do

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (nUO1n)

266 259 Anybody here gotta problem with Ancient Aliens????
Didn't think so!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (u6xw0)

Illegals who come here and get Social Security?

Hell yeah I gotz a problem with it!

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (NgKpN)

267 257 Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: President Trump has defunded Planned Parenthood.

Promises made. Promises kept.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (BqBId)
------

My understanding is they self-defunded rather than abide to the Trump restrictions.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

268 260 252
Most effective when she goes sans panties.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (Vddbf)

That image. Just stack up my skull, oh Xipe.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR)

269 259
Anybody here gotta problem with Ancient Aliens????
Didn't think so!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (u6xw0)
No, it's the modern Aliens I have a problem with.

Posted by: DamnedYankee white racist Merican at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG)

270 I never have really understood how "bodyguards" almost have this extra legal protection that they can engage people physically, just because they have a business card that says "bodyguard".

If you say tackle a person and drag them around, any normal person would be in prison or at least sued into oblivion.

Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (zuvmW)

271 CASE DISMISSED!

Posted by: Judge Kamahamehameha at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (FiUMj)

272 Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (NgKpN)

I think we said the same thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (+0VWg)

273 Dumbest show I watch on TV is Top Gear. Its just idiotic crap but sometimes funny and interesting. I don't watch much TV though. That's not a statement of superiority or elitism, I stare at a computer screen most of the day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

274 BREAKING: President Trump has defunded Planned Parenthood.

About time. Thank you, Mr. President.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (88xKn)

275 BREAKING: President Trump has defunded Planned Parenthood.

Promises made. Promises kept.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (BqBId)

Get the Fuxk!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (u6xw0)

276 BREAKING: President Trump has defunded Planned Parenthood.

Promises made. Promises kept.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:32 PM (BqBId)

FINALLY!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (tVQUs)

277 When you find an �clair in your ass
That's been missing since autumn last
There is no question. You are April D. Ryan.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (FTPVM)

278 Trolls are creating fake Twitter accounts to stir up hate against Jews and Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/y63jexey

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (wiXsO)

279 Jeffrey Epstein made a new will just 2 days before he died.

hmmm

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ZLI7S)

280 >>>April D. Ryan, Who Roughed Up a Journalist

I misread that.

Posted by: m at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (aLBwb)

281 President Trump drove these people insane. If he wins again I'm curious how they respond. How do you up the insanity beyond where it already is?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (BRpqW)

282 Old baseball movies
Old mafia movies/series

Those aren't stupid
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

The 999th time, they are. Especially when you're watching them in the kitchen on commercial TV instead of just pulling them out of the xfinity pile.

Posted by: dagny
====
You probably get all huffy when STRIPES comes on, don't you. Don't you!!

Posted by: Really, really? at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (QFieV)

283 279 Jeffrey Epstein made a new will just 2 days before he died.

hmmm
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ZLI7S)
-------

Well, that IS interesting.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (G0vdT)

284 270 I never have really understood how "bodyguards" almost have this extra legal protection that they can engage people physically, just because they have a business card that says "bodyguard".

If you say tackle a person and drag them around, any normal person would be in prison or at least sued into oblivion.
Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (zuvmW)

Because the aristocracy's pet thugs are always above the great unwashed in the pecking order.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (J+mig)

285 267 257 Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: President Trump has defunded Planned Parenthood.

___

But all the cool kid conservatives at NR and WS say Trump is a sooper dooper liberal 'n stuff. This is all very confusing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (FiUMj)

286 defund Planned Massacre? NO!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)

287 I have a question: why does April Ryan have a bodyguard in the first place? Is she somebody of any known importance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (heaSb)

288 I never have really understood how "bodyguards" almost have this extra legal protection that they can engage people physically, just because they have a business card that says "bodyguard".

They don't really, but most people leave bodyguards alone instead of suing or pressing charges.

The 999th time, they are.

Well, yeah I agree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

289 Posted by: m at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (aLBwb)

Interesting hash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

290 Jeffrey Epstein made a new will just 2 days before he died.

hmmm
======
I was as surprised as I could be to find out he made me is sole heir!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (t0f3o)

291 Omar & Tlaib giving a press conference. Does anyone care?

Was going to drop in for a few minutes but thought better of it.
Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

- - - - - - - - -

I don't and that's why I go out of my way to not see them. Is rather hang out here.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (kGBB1)

292 TRUMP HATES WOMEN AND WOMEN OF FATNESS AS WELL!!!!! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?????

Posted by: April D. Ryan at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (FTPVM)

293 @RyanAFournier
BREAKING: President Trump has defunded Planned Parenthood.

Fantastic news!

Now do PBS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (heaSb)

294 229 Didn't know that Peter Fonda is mort. I will say no more.

You and I were taught the same moral lesson about the dead and saying not nice things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

You guys have admirable restraint. I probably won't be able to match it when his sister finally joins him.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (N4xQB)

295 Does his new will leave that sweet portrait of Bill Clinton to his good friend Hillary?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (37IEG)

296 When you're at a public event,
And reporting you prevent,
That's A. Ryan! (And possibly a Felony!)

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (tVQUs)

297
My understanding is they self-defunded rather than abide to the Trump restrictions.
Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (G0vdT)
*******
THat would mean his action defunded them?? amirite??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)

298 BREAKING: President Trump has defunded Planned Parenthood.

This will drop the number of men having abortions to zero. Is that what we want from our president?

Posted by: Julian Castro at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (FJYfm)

299 You probably get all huffy when STRIPES comes on, don't you. Don't you!!
Posted by: Really, really? at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (QFieV)

Um..........

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (nRWPy)

300
AMENDMENT TO LAST WILL & TESTAMENT

In order to atone for my exploitation of third-world children I hereby bequeath my entire worldly fortune to the good works of the Clinton Global Initiative.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (AzW6q)

301 I have a question: why does April Ryan have a bodyguard in the first place? Is she somebody of any known importance?

Its one of those power play things. I'm some one important! I have bodyguards! See how meaningful I am? I'M SOMEBODY! YOU'RE NOBODY!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

302
I have a question: why does April Ryan have a bodyguard in the first place? Is she somebody of any known importance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (heaSb)

According to her, she gets "death threats" because Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

303 Tell you what, the Donald totally maneuvered PP into refusing Title X money. The man knows how to get things done with limited resources.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

304 Rashida crying now. Those damned Jews!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
****************
Has she blamed Trump yet?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (wiXsO)

305 292 TRUMP HATES WOMEN AND WOMEN OF FATNESS AS WELL!!!!! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?????
Posted by: April D. Ryan at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (FTPVM)

Not to mention women of stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (heaSb)

306 Mom 'sold' all my DD stuff, plus all my graphic novels like Eerie and Epics
They're comic books. Don't try to church it up.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (9t0Zz)

307 "My understanding is they self-defunded rather than abide to the Trump restrictions."

Tomato

Tomahto

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (cqNba)

308 The conservative case for giving PP hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars.

Posted by: BullCuck at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (MAstk)

309 I probably won't be able to match it when his sister finally joins him.

Ditto

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (nRWPy)

310 My husband and I are incompatible TV viewers. He likes to watch stupid shit and I do not.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:19 PM (nRWPy)

Who are you calling stupid?
======
I'll show you stoopid!

Posted by: Pants off Dance off at August 19, 2019 04:30 PM (5U5fL)
.........

We are not stupit!

Posted by: cast of Ex On The Beach at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

311 Is the President limited to only one State of the Union address per year?

Or is it just by custom?

The Constitution says "from time to time", which does not mean just every now and then but back then was a term of art meaning once a year.

It's not specified that it has to be an address to a joint session of congress. That's tradition. It used to be a letter.

The President may request to address a joint session of Congress at any other time, but it is up to Congress to grant that request.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (fuK7c)

312 278 Trolls are creating fake Twitter accounts to stir up hate against Jews and Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/y63jexey
Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (wiXsO)

___

So this is what I'm missing by not being a Twatter. My oh my.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (FiUMj)

313 Crocodile tears? But I thought they were white??

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1162059246944440320

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (Dh1wo)

314 @realDonaldTrump on Friday:

"Rep. Tlaib wrote a letter to Israeli officials desperately wanting to visit her grandmother. Permission was quickly granted, whereupon Tlaib obnoxiously turned the approval down, a complete setup. The only real winner here is Tlaib's grandmother. She doesn't have to see her now!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (IXZGh)

315 TRUMP HATES WOMEN AND WOMEN OF FATNESS AS WELL!!!!! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?????
Posted by: April D. Ryan at August 19, 2019 04:35 PM (FTPVM)

HE'S ALSO DENYING MILLIONS OF TRANSWOMEN THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AS WELL!

Posted by: Julian Castro at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (tVQUs)

316 According to her, she gets "death threats" because Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

Someone should tell her that when someone says she's going to eat herself to death it's not a death threat. It's a prediction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (heaSb)

317 AG Barr canning the Federal Bureau of Prisons honcho will no doubt result in another PDT appointment. New prison director will be a German guy, wearing a monocle, jodphurs, and carrying a riding crop, because Orangeman is one bad Nazi.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (C1Lsn)

318 278 Trolls are creating fake Twitter accounts to stir up hate against Jews and Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/y63jexey
Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (wiXsO)

Twitter is about done.

They are taking money from the Communist Chinese Official 'news' folks to show on twitter, putting down those Violent Hong Kong folks.

While Twitter itself is not allowed in Communist China at all.

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (NgKpN)

319 Tell you what, the Donald totally maneuvered PP into refusing Title X money. The man knows how to get things done with limited resources.
Posted by: joncelli

__________

No thanks to Senators like Susan Collins or Skeletor Murkowski.

Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2019 04:38 PM (zuvmW)

320 No chick look goods crying. And with her baseline level of pulchritude, I bet that face could crack a mirror when she turns on the waterworks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:28 PM (AzW6q)

- - - - - - - - -

The meanness shines right through.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2019 04:38 PM (kGBB1)

321 "Now do PBS."

And, if I may be so bold...

NPR.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:38 PM (cqNba)

322 297
My understanding is they self-defunded rather than abide to the Trump restrictions.
Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (G0vdT)
*******
THat would mean his action defunded them?? amirite??
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)
--------

Can't get in the front door, go to the back door.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

323 "Rep. Tlaib wrote a letter to Israeli officials desperately wanting to visit her grandmother. Permission was quickly granted, whereupon Tlaib obnoxiously turned the approval down, a complete setup. The only real winner here is Tlaib's grandmother. She doesn't have to see her now!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

LOL!!!
Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (IXZGh)

That camel was thrilled to get off the hook.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:38 PM (heaSb)

324 317 AG Barr canning the Federal Bureau of Prisons honcho will no doubt result in another PDT appointment. New prison director will be a German guy, wearing a monocle, jodphurs, and carrying a riding crop, because Orangeman is one bad Nazi.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2019 04:37 PM (C1Lsn)

HHHHooogan!

Posted by: New Federal Bureau of Prisons Chief at August 19, 2019 04:38 PM (NgKpN)

325 Now women will go without "care".

And Planned Parenthood will have to get out and drum up new donors for baby body parts.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:39 PM (37IEG)

326 Planned parenthood will overcome this and after the 2020 election the right to lifers will be given a post natal abortion by democratic party. as the kleons say revenge is a dish best eaten cold. Hollywood will keep it funded as will silicon valley billionaires.

Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:39 PM (T7VDR)

327 >Can't get in the front door, go to the back door.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

Word.

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 19, 2019 04:39 PM (sjdRT)

328
i'll say it, fuck peter fonda. talentless hack.
You take that back. I was in Escape from L.A.!
Also some shitty movie all the hippies creamed themselves over. Sleazy Rider or something like that.

Posted by: Zombie Peter Fonda at August 19, 2019 04:39 PM (9t0Zz)

329 And, if I may be so bold...

NPR.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:38 PM (cqNba)

Isn't that part of PBS?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:39 PM (heaSb)

330 When you sob and you cry,
Because you want Jews to die,
That's Tlabia!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:39 PM (tVQUs)

331 RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (FTPVM)

332 Dumbest show I watch on TV is Top Gear

Top Gear with Clarkson, May, and Hammond was the best show ever and I don't even care about cars.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (fuK7c)

333 Now do PBS."

And, if I may be so bold...

NPR.
======
and the department of education!!!

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (5U5fL)

334 Margins blown

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (3oX+R)

335 Good. Fuck that guy and his handlers.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

336 Jeffrey Epstein made a new will just 2 days before he died.

hmmm

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ZLI7S)
........

Who gets all the kiddie porn?

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

337 Anybody here gotta problem with Ancient Aliens?
My old gym could have been called Ancient Asians.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (9t0Zz)

338 National Panhandler Radio (NPR)

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (nRWPy)

339 66
When you eat all the flies
and grow to mammoth size
that's Froghemoth!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)

Nice! And unexpected!

Posted by: m at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (aLBwb)

340 Richard Baris
@Peoples_Pundit
Replying to @Snikk
Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (BqBId)

341 As a DD player/GM I would like to applaud Ace for the use of froghemoth.

April Ryan is more a stench kow to my thinking. I cannot stand her.

Freedom of speech for me but not for thee is the norm now I suppose. Unreal.

Posted by: turambar at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (Gylu/)

342 Top Gear with Clarkson, May, and Hammond was the best show ever and I don't even care about cars.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (fuK7c)

Labor Day Weekend, the MotorTrend channel will be running all the Top Gear episodes, I think. They're running something they're all excited about, tho.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (IXZGh)

343 When you make threats in nonsense,
And Soros pays five cents,
That's Raimondo!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (tVQUs)

344 Markets up nicely today.

Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (MAstk)

345 334 Margins blown
Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (3oX+R)

By 331, I think.

Posted by: m at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (aLBwb)

346 Dumbest show I watch on TV is Top Gear

Top Gear with Clarkson, May, and Hammond was the best show ever and I don't even care about cars.
========
Wife loves the Grand Tour - she never watched top gear so the jokes are new to her.

Posted by: she still asks me questions in the middle of it though at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (0AmmY)

347 When you work on the tube
And have two giant boobs
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (qEujL)

348 Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (FTPVM)

MARGINS BLOWER!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (IXZGh)

349 Damn margins.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

350 #331 Off to the barrel with you!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Dh1wo)

351 306 Mom 'sold' all my DD stuff, plus all my graphic novels like Eerie and Epics
They're comic books. Don't try to church it up.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (9t0Zz)

I will respectfully disagree.

Comic books were smaller, much shorter, and usually only had one story line.

These were larger, better paper, longer, and often had multiple ongoing stories.

With much better artwork.

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (NgKpN)

352 By 331, I think.
Posted by: m

Yep.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (3oX+R)

353 Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! at August 19, 2019 04:40 PM (FTPVM)

*puffs cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (tVQUs)

354 Donald J. Trump -at-realDonaldTrump 7h

Anthony Scaramucci is a highly unstable “nut job” who was with other candidates in the primary who got shellacked, & then unfortunately wheedled his way into my campaign. I barely knew him until his 11 days of gross incompetence-made a fool of himself, bad on TV. Abused staff,...
....got fired. Wrote a very nice book about me just recently. Now the book is a lie? Said his wife was driving him crazy, “something big” was happening with her. Getting divorced. He was a mental wreck. We didn’t want him around. Now Fake News puts him on like he was my buddy!

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:43 PM (AfYvi)

355 Piss off, racist foreign retard.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 19, 2019 04:43 PM (N9BA5)

356 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."
=======
admitting she's not fit to serve?

Posted by: maybe not the sharpest knife in the drawer at August 19, 2019 04:43 PM (0AmmY)

357 My understanding is they self-defunded rather than abide to the Trump restrictions.
Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

They're no longer funded as a result of Trump's actions.

Round goes to Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:43 PM (heaSb)

358 Democracy dies in porkness.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2019 04:43 PM (AkGlo)

359 Replying to @Snikk
Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (BqBId)

Jews existed there long before the "palestinians" existed. Why is that forgotten?

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:43 PM (IXZGh)

360 Why does April Ryan have a bodyguard(s)?
Who pays for her bodyguard(s)?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (bDqIh)

361 *puffs cigarette*
Posted by: The Margins at August 19, 2019 04:42 PM (tVQUs)

Winner.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (IXZGh)

362 When you're on CNN,
And certainly aren't thin,
That's A. Ryan!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (tVQUs)

363 Remember those cinnamon flavored Root Beer Barrels?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (AfYvi)

364 According to her, she gets "death threats" because Trump.
Every public person gets death threats.
Youtube "personalities" who do nothing but post silly toy reviews get death threats.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (9t0Zz)

365 What does Ryan do for CNN?
Posted by: N.L. Urker.

She takes care of all of the left over donuts and couwaaaaaaasaaaannnn's.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (DrqHq)

366 340 Richard Baris
@Peoples_Pundit
Replying to @Snikk
Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (BqBId)

Hmmm, so the question becomes, should a Psychologically damaged person be in the Congress of the United States?

I would say, uh... F no.

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (NgKpN)

367 April Ryan is a journalist in much the same way the Clinton Foundation is a charity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (XrCyE)

368 You could buy them for a penny.

Here you can go to the barrel for free.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (AfYvi)

369 I never understood how Planned Parenthood was allowed to get federal funds anyway with the Hyde Amendment.

Federal dollars going into clinics that primarily provide abortion is pretty clearly taxpayer funded abortion.

Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (zuvmW)

370 340 Richard Baris
@Peoples_Pundit
Replying to @Snikk
Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (BqBId)
---------

Welp, she had a speech ready for her trip to Israel and wasn't going to see it go to waste.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (G0vdT)

371 HE PUT HIS ORANGE IN ME!!!
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (FTPVM)

372 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish
occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."

The Jews occupied Detroit? Then why does it look like such a shithole?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)

373 Dumbest show I watch on TV is Top Gear

Rica Famosa Latina
Rich & Famous Housewives of LA
Latin Edition en Espanol

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (3oX+R)

374 Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

What a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

375 364 According to her, she gets "death threats" because Trump.
Every public person gets death threats.
Youtube "personalities" who do nothing but post silly toy reviews get death threats.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (9t0Zz)

She was threatened by Achmed, the Dead Terrorist!

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (NgKpN)

376 Anybody here gotta problem with Ancient Aliens?

I have a problem. They have a new ad that says "archaeologists have only discovered 10% of ancient artifacts".

How do you know how much you haven't discovered if you haven't discovered it yet? Did the aliens tell them "keep going, you're 1/10th of the way there"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (fuK7c)

377 Top Gear with Clarkson, May, and Hammond was the best show ever and I don't even care about cars.
========

Same here. I'm not much of a car person, but I love the show, mostly for the travel and British humor.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (N4xQB)

378 Insom!

*POUNCE*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (d7Ww2)

379
Hmmm, so the question becomes, should a Psychologically damaged person be in the Congress of the United States?

I would say, uh... F no.
Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (NgKpN)
--------

Better red-flag her, pronto!

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (G0vdT)

380 Kleons do not pursue relationships. They troll that which they desire.

Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (786Ro)

381 Remember those cinnamon flavored Root Beer Barrels?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (AfYvi)

I had one for Easter when I was Four or Five years old, and I thought it was the most disgusting thing I tasted.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (tVQUs)

382 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."
======
So you are totally logical, rational and not biased a bit on your opinions regarding Israel?

Posted by: subtracting reason and accountability at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (0AmmY)

383 374 Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

What a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

Oh my, that's going to make for a pleasant Holiday season this year!

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (NgKpN)

384 >>Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."

???
Do we need someone so damaged in Congress?

Imagine Dan Crenshaw or Tom Cotton sobbing as they recall the horrors of war --- and how the Left would demand they resign for being unstable.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (bDqIh)

385 The Jews occupied Detroit? Then why does it look like such a shithole?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)

*snort

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (Ez6QX)

386 Afternoon Chuckle from the Babylon Bee

Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (vEIlU)

387 Tulsi Gabbard
Marianne Williamson

The Juicy Fruit Twins.

Best presidential ticket ever.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (AfYvi)

388
Obese Froghemoth April D. Ryan

Is she blowing margins today? Because it looks like she's been here already.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (dyaak)

389
364 According to her, she gets "death threats" because Trump.
Every public person gets death threats.
Youtube "personalities" who do nothing but post silly toy reviews get death threats.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:44 PM (9t0Zz)

Clearly too fragile to be playing online video games.

Posted by: Someguy at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (yOykd)

390 @354

The issue with Scaramuchi is the same with Justin Amish, the boy has Chinese financial interests that are being hurt by Trumps tough stance on China.

When someone does a 180 degree attitudinal turn around in the blink of an eye, it's usually either relate to money or sex.

Scaramuchi is a slug.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (3hxXM)

391
"This was more than just an assault on me. This was an assault on freedom of the press..."

Anyone that pompous should be beaten up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (Wx/+I)

392 Tlaib suffering psychological damage under Jewish occupation is understandable. Hava Nagila ear worms, old ladies swapping kugel recipes, Saul and Abe cranking up the weather machine at zero dark thirty. It'll get to you.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (C1Lsn)

393 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 19, 2019 04:41 PM (BqBId)

That explains her derangement. But did they also whomp her with an ugly stick?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (heaSb)

394 There are as many muslims in this country as there are jews and deseve to have a voice in congress. glib and omar represent american muslims.

Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (T7VDR)

395 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."

You know who can't cry or have psychological damage? We can start with the eleven Israelis murdered at the Olympics in 1972.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (XrCyE)

396

When the froghemoth
Eath all the Cheetoth
Thath A. Ryan

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (0CeRG)

397
Ms. Ryan, who incidentally is fat, can be seen speaking to her hired sluggo, who then immediately went after the reporter as she watched approvingly.

The reporter who was assaulted is a leftist Trump hater, and although Leftists express ritual support for Ms. Ryan in her contrived conflicts with Trump, I suspect that none of them actually like her, because she's childish. And fat.

This lawsuit has legs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (0jmqe)

398 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."

Then do us all a favor and have yourself committed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (lVJPV)

399 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish
occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."
--------

It wasn't Israel you were afraid of, it was the PLO & Hamas that were creating terror.

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (G0vdT)

400 374 Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

So, she has daddy issues. Did not see that coming at all.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (88xKn)

401 They are taking money from the Communist Chinese Official 'news'
folks to show on twitter, putting down those Violent Hong Kong folks.

While Twitter itself is not allowed in Communist China at all.

China is just like Bill Cosby.
"Hey baby, I can get you special privileges, just take a sip of this mysterious drink!"
Then you wake up on the floor getting your ass plowed.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (9t0Zz)

402 Hava Nagila ear worms....
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (C1Lsn)
Thanks.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)

403 378 Insom!

*POUNCE*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (d7Ww2)

WHOA! A completely untelegraphed pounce! YEE-HAW!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

404 382 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."
======

That rage and hatred could well last for all eternity.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (aCNZ6)

405 Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

What a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

Daddy should give a press conference.

Explain how the public school system and professional sports agencies destroyed his daughter.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (IXZGh)

406 The issue with Scaramuchi is the same with Justin Amish, the boy has Chinese financial interests that are being hurt by Trumps tough stance on China.

When someone does a 180 degree attitudinal turn around in the blink of an eye, it's usually either relate to money or sex.

Scaramuchi is a slug.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (3hxXM)

I laughed when I read somewhere that it's because he has ties to obamagate coup and Stepan Halper or something.

Would be funny if he got caught up in the net.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (vEIlU)

407 Go fuck yourself, Raimondo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (XrCyE)

408 glib and omar represent american muslims.

Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (T7VDR)

Typing and clear thinking are haaaaaard, aren't they?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

409 Weren't Palestinians originally one of the smaller tribes of Arab Bedouins that inhabited the kingdom of Jordan and the the kingdom kicked them out?

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

410 I really should be doing some work.

Posted by: Caliban at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (qEujL)

411 Tulsi Gabbard
Marianne Williamson

The Juicy Fruit Twins.

Best presidential ticket ever.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (AfYvi)

I thought that that was the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker and Mayor Buttplug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (heaSb)

412 The only rights a camel bangin Moosedick ought to have is the right to fuck off and die.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (Vddbf)

413 prison director can now write his $10M book on prison reform.

The real book would be ... 50 ways to make money on the side as a prison director ... it would go well beyond the Shawshank Redemption themes, into political/mob patronage.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (Cus5s)

414 394
There are as many muslims in this country as there are jews and deseve
to have a voice in congress. glib and omar represent american muslims.

Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (T7VDR)
Yes, but the Jews aren't interested in building Jerusalem here via conquest. Unlike the followers of the moon god.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (37IEG)

415 Fredo, Lemon, Ryan

Next on CNN, a special report on how Trump's lashing out makes him unfit for office!

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (qAR6u)

416 dammit! I copied the troll! dammit dammit dammit!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (37IEG)

417 April Ryan, I can see her from my back deck.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (AfYvi)

418 *POUNCE*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (d7Ww2)

WHOA! A completely untelegraphed pounce! YEE-HAW!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

Looks like you've snagged ya a Tigger.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (IXZGh)

419 Daddy should give a press conference.

Explain how the public school system and professional sports agencies destroyed his daughter.
Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (IXZGh)

Make that "women's sports." Aka "lesbian boot camp."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (heaSb)

420 >>Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

I hope her father didn't expend a lot of energy supporting Megan's soccer games when she was a child, because that would be a hell of a "Thanks for your love and support, dad!" from her. Maybe this is a passive-aggressive "thanks for nothing" to an absentee parent?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (bDqIh)

421 Ryan needs to be charged with assaulting the concept of being human by making me and the audience stare at her fat slob body and empty ugly melon while her goon found the idiot reporter. I'm surprised none of the dimwits in the audience didn't yell out to get things moving but, since they were there to see her, I guess that's aksing too much.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (y7DUB)

422 Tlaib suffering psychological damage under Jewish occupation is
understandable. Hava Nagila ear worms, old ladies swapping kugel
recipes, Saul and Abe cranking up the weather machine at zero dark
thirty. It'll get to you.
-------
She hears the breaking plates to this day!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (Dh1wo)

423 rumored...

Scaramuchi is a slug.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (3hxXM)

I laughed when I read somewhere that it's because he has ties to obamagate coup and Stepan Halper or something.

Would be funny if he got caught up in the net.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (vEIlU)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (vEIlU)

424 402 Hava Nagila ear worms....
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (C1Lsn)
Thanks.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)

Could be worse...

He coulda said 'If I were a Rich Man'....

Ya da da da daaaaahhh

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (NgKpN)

425 Rashida Tlaib is crying as she recounts being terrified under Jewish occupation, which did "psychological damage that last forever."

Words cannot describe how much I believe your story.

Because I don't.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (Z1eux)

426 I hope her father didn't expend a lot of energy
supporting Megan's soccer games when she was a child, because that would
be a hell of a "Thanks for your love and support, dad!" from her.
Maybe this is a passive-aggressive "thanks for nothing" to an absentee
parent?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 04:50 PM (bDqIh)

No, her parents are described as loving and supporting.

Megan is just a spoiled brat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

427 Raimondo is all-in on Planned Parenthood.

Too bad his mom wasn't at the operative time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (heaSb)

428 411 Tulsi Gabbard
Marianne Williamson

The Juicy Fruit Twins.

Best presidential ticket ever.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (AfYvi)

I thought that that was the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker and Mayor Buttplug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (heaSb)
--------------------------------------------->

Different fruit
Different juice

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (AfYvi)

429 When you've got money in China,
So you act like a Mangina,
That's Scaramucci!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (tVQUs)

430 Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

her whole family is evidently

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 04:52 PM (vEIlU)

431 Hava Nagila ear worms

Damn you!!

*Shakes fist!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2019 04:52 PM (3oX+R)

432 dammit! I copied the troll! dammit dammit dammit!
Posted by: DamnedYankee

Forty lashes with a wet noodle on thee.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2019 04:52 PM (DrqHq)

433 Anybody here gotta problem with Ancient Aliens?
..........

No, just a little pissed they haven't come back and saved us from this shit.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2019 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

434 Re: Rapinoe

So the guy sitting at home, watching TV and exercising his constitutional right is the one that needs therapy.

I see.

Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at August 19, 2019 04:52 PM (sN9mD)

435 This lawsuit has legs.
-----
That's NOT funn...

Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: michelle fields at August 19, 2019 04:52 PM (Dh1wo)

436 her whole family is evidently

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 04:52 PM (vEIlU)

That'll make for an interesting Thanksgiving.

I would dis-invite her this year.

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (IXZGh)

437 No, her parents are described as loving and supporting.

Megan is just a spoiled brat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

clearly one is a leftist

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)

438 He coulda said 'If I were a Rich Man'....

Yabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba doo!

Posted by: Fred Flintston at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (fuK7c)

439 >>No, her parents are described as loving and supporting. Megan is just a spoiled brat.

Ugh, what a b#tch then!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (bDqIh)

440 I copied the troll, too. But I didn't bust the margins.

*smug face*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

441 nood

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (T9rmq)

442 Weren't Palestinians originally one of the smaller tribes of Arab Bedouins that inhabited the kingdom of Jordan and the the kingdom kicked them out?

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

Most of the people in Gaza were Egyptians and most of the people in the West Bank were Syrians.

Jordan should have been their place ... but you know the Brits. They're not happy unless they leave a place as fvcked up as they can make it.

Then the PLO (formed in 1964, before Israel even had any of the territories!) tried to assassinate King Hussein one time too many and he chucked their sorry asses out ... so they went and tore Lebanon up.

Great bunch of folks ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (lVJPV)

443 409 Weren't Palestinians originally one of the smaller tribes of Arab Bedouins that inhabited the kingdom of Jordan and the the kingdom kicked them out?

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

They're a mix of stuff in the region. Most likely predominantly local and force converted to Islam in ages past(the descendants of Canaanites are still around).

Posted by: Someguy at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (yOykd)

444 Re: Rapinoe

So the guy sitting at home, watching TV and exercising his constitutional right is the one that needs therapy.

I see.
Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at August 19, 2019 04:52 PM (sN9mD)

Yet YOU'RE the fascist........

Posted by: Sponge at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (IXZGh)

445 Yes, but the Jews aren't interested in building Jerusalem here via conquest. Unlike the followers of the moon god.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:49 PM (37IEG)

For a fun bit of trolling, next time some wanker pulls out the old "it's the same god" chestnut, ask them to rectify the moon imagery with the Papal decree that worship of the Sun (IE, the old Roman Sol Invictus and Mithras religions) and worship of The Son were targeting the same being.

Sun =/= Moon.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (J+mig)

446 These margins seem a little snug. It makes me have to poop. But, umm, are you going to eat that?

Posted by: April D. Ryan at August 19, 2019 04:53 PM (FTPVM)

447 427
Its a wonder he didnt drown when he hit the water in the commode upon delivery.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Vddbf)

448 @420

It's worse than that, according to wiki, she played for teams coached by her father until she entered college.

So not only did he go to all of her games, he was her coach.

Girl has issues.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 19, 2019 04:54 PM (3hxXM)

449
*scribbles memo to self*

"Avoid Chez Rapinoe at Thanksgiving"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Wx/+I)

450 299
You probably get all huffy when STRIPES comes on, don't you. Don't you!!

Posted by: Really, really? at August 19, 2019 04:34 PM (QFieV)

Um..........

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 04:36 PM (nRWPy)

I have a spatula for you.
https://tinyurl.com/yxzlz9vo

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 19, 2019 04:54 PM (ufFY8)

451 Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

How many members of her family have pink/purple hair and confused sexuality?

I make it: one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:54 PM (heaSb)

452 " Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

What a bitch. "

What the hell is up with the Megans...and their Daddy Issues.

Just ask Prince Harry

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2019 04:54 PM (cqNba)

453 I'm not saying Ryan is fat, but she has no-contact restraining orders against the Japanese, the Norwegians, several villages of Eskimos, and some OCD/psychotic sea captain with a Biblical name and a prosthetic leg.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2019 04:55 PM (b1Typ)

454 Could be worse...

He coulda said 'If I were a Rich Man'....

Ya da da da daaaaahhh

Posted by: Don Q at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (NgKpN)
Your earworm was stronger.....sigh. I like both songs, so, eh.
And I can always drive it all out with the recording of the prettiest sound on earth.
That's right, I'm talking about the sound of a Warthog on a strafing pass.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 19, 2019 04:55 PM (37IEG)

455 No, her parents are described as loving and supporting.

Megan is just a spoiled brat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

Something's not right. My daughters have been exposed to every nutty lib influence and would never talk like that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 19, 2019 04:56 PM (y7DUB)

456 447 427
Its a wonder he didnt drown when he hit the water in the commode upon delivery.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Vddbf)

LOL. Someone once asked where a guy was. "He's in the bathroom, giving birth to a liberal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:56 PM (heaSb)

457 I have a problem. They have a new ad that says "archaeologists have only discovered 10% of ancient artifacts".

How do you know how much you haven't discovered if you haven't discovered it yet? Did the aliens tell them "keep going, you're 1/10th of the way there"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 19, 2019 04:46 PM (fuK7c)

"Ancient Astronaut Theorists say that archaeologists have only discovered 10% of ancient artifacts...." :-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:56 PM (ujg0T)

458 > What the hell is up with the Megans.

Megan is the Karen or Jennifer of that generation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2019 04:56 PM (b1Typ)

459 Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (T7VDR)

I wasn't aware that Congresspeople were elected to represent a religion. They are elected to represent the people of their district and State. Rashida does not come from a district where the majority of voters are Muslims. She is not there to represent people who call themselves Palestinians y again. You clearly don't understand our political system or you're a sock

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:56 PM (+0VWg)

460 453 I'm not saying Ryan is fat, but she has no-contact restraining orders against the Japanese, the Norwegians, several villages of Eskimos, and some OCD/psychotic sea captain with a Biblical name and a prosthetic leg.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2019 04:55 PM (b1Typ)

I'm not saying Ryan is fat, but when she slips in the bathtub they sound out tsunami alerts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:57 PM (heaSb)

461 459 Typo Try again Not y again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:57 PM (+0VWg)

462 Hollywood will keep it funded as will silicon valley billionaires.
Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:39 PM (T7VDR)

GOOD! Let THEM fund it! Not us!

See also PBS and NPR. "Major funding for Nova was provided by a grant from Exxon Mobil Corporation....." They get the charity deduction, and other taxpayers are off the hook.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:57 PM (ujg0T)

463 osted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (T7VDR)

I wasn't aware that Congresspeople were elected to represent a religion. They are elected to represent the people of their district and State. Rashida does not come from a district where the majority of voters are Muslims. She is not there to represent people who call themselves Palestinians y again. You clearly don't understand our political system or you're a sock
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:56 PM (+0VWg)

Now, leave Raimondo alone. He's "special."

Posted by: Ted K. at August 19, 2019 04:58 PM (FJYfm)

464 I wasn't aware that Congresspeople were elected to represent a religion. They are elected to represent the people of their district and State. Rashida does not come from a district where the majority of voters are Muslims.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2019 04:56 PM (+0VWg)

Oh, but she does represent her district. She's retarded, and so are the voters in her district. Same thing with AOC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2019 04:58 PM (heaSb)

465 Nood Fredo

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 19, 2019 04:59 PM (N9BA5)

466 394 There are as many muslims in this country as there are jews and deseve to have a voice in congress. glib and omar represent american muslims.
Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (T7VDR)

What has been WRONG with immigration since 1965. Once upon a time Arab Americans were all Lebanese Christians like Paul Anka and Danny Thomas.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 04:59 PM (ujg0T)

467 374 I feel so sorry for Rapintoes dad. Going to all those tedious soccer pactices/games only to endure cheap shots from his malignant c**t daughter.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 05:00 PM (6/uwW)

468 Megan Rapinoe has opened her smug, self-important pie hole again. Speaking with The Guardian, she says her father is a Trump supporter, watches Fox News, and "needs to go to therapy."

Spooky

It's ALWAYS daddy issues.

Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2019 05:00 PM (nRWPy)

469 467 374 I feel so sorry for Rapintoes dad. Going to all those tedious soccer pactices/games only to endure cheap shots from his malignant c**t daughter.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2019 05:00 PM (6/uwW)

And to have his daughter become a dyke. No grandkids for him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 05:01 PM (ujg0T)

470 >>Can't get in the front door, go to the back door.
Posted by: WisRich

I know, right?

Posted by: Don LeMon at August 19, 2019 05:02 PM (2cuLk)

471 Rainmando typoing "glib" when he meant "Tlaib" is accidental troll gold.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 19, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

472
84 Both Ryan and Kratovil are leftists. Let 'em fight.
Posted by: Jeff Powell at August 19, 2019 04:05 PM (T7lnu)

Not unlike those two assholes at the supermarket in the vicinity of Atlanta. Loathsome, all of them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2019 05:08 PM (dyaak)

473 The Corporation for Public Broadcasting needs to be disbanded. Its fulfilled every single one of its stated purposes upon creation and is obsolete.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

474
394 There are as many muslims in this country as there are jews and deseve to have a voice in congress. glib and omar represent american muslims.
Posted by: raimondo at August 19, 2019 04:47 PM (T7VDR)

And you deserve a never ending swirlie, you ignorant asshole.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2019 05:12 PM (dyaak)

475 473 The Corporation for Public Broadcasting needs to be disbanded. Its fulfilled every single one of its stated purposes upon creation and is obsolete.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2019 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

If it wanted to continue as a 501c(3), I would not mind. Just no more direct government grants.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 19, 2019 05:16 PM (ujg0T)

476 Dammit!

No popcorn.

Posted by: socalcon at August 19, 2019 06:17 PM (Roy2Z)

477 Oh Great! Now she'll never concede the contested governor's race in Georgia.

Posted by: Kadang at August 19, 2019 06:23 PM (PBVk8)

478 The reporter who got roughed up is as liberal as you can be, except he's a white man, so . . .
Posted by: Its all about hierachy at August 19, 2019 04:02 PM (FdJsC)

Late to the thread, but I'd be willing to bet money that her speech was all "I hates Whitey." If it was just a boilerplate speech about a free press, she wouldn't have cared that a white guy was recording.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 19, 2019 06:30 PM (5Yee7)

479 Always press charges, always sue.

Posted by: Dude1394 at August 19, 2019 07:07 PM (3exmE)

480 April had a Melissa Click moment.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please save us! at August 19, 2019 09:43 PM (QxOhW)

481 Froghemoth?

Did Ace just make a reference to Expedition to the Barrier Peaks?

Posted by: PixyMisa at August 19, 2019 10:01 PM (2yngH)

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