Former Deadspin Writer Calls Her Media Pals to Complain That Her New Bosses at Deadspin Wanted Her To Write About Sports for the Sports Site Instead of Insipid SJW Politics

Who do these bosses think they are?!

Deadspin's editor in chief has left the company, saying the new leadership of parent company G/O Media have made it "impossible" for her to continue working there.
"I have been repeatedly undermined, lied to, and gaslit in my job," Megan Greenwell said in a brief phone call with The Daily Beast on Friday.
...
Among the many grievances, Greenwell said, G/O leadership refused to guarantee editorial independence for Deadspin and asked for the site to "stick to sports" -- a long-running source of frustration for a staff that also covers media, politics, and culture beyond sports.

The monsters.

You know, one time there was a little girl who was told to "stick to sports."

And that little girl was Anne Frank.

"That's not something I feel I can ethically do," the departing editor said.

Do your ethnics permit you to Lean to Code?

Because you're a-gonna want to do that.

More below.

Apparently @megreenwell thinks she was treated unfairly because the bosses @Deadspin which is a sports site only wanted her to write about sports. #freethegreenmonster
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) August 16, 2019

I guess when you make no money, trash your boss, constantly bitch and moan that everything is everybody else’s fault, take no accountability, brag about living next to Puerto Rican’s you quit on your own free will. (Wink, wink) pic.twitter.com/zJyf7rmj8S
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) August 16, 2019

If you're wondering what that reference to "living near Puerto Ricans" means, that's not him being racist. It's calling attention to the SJW racism of this idiot.

See, she's a walking cliche and therefore lives where all the whitebread, subsidized-by-daddy media NPCs live -- in super-trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

But she doesn't want you to draw the correct inferences from that, that she's yet another super-white-privileged rich bitch who makes money whining about other people's alleged white privilege.

So she immediately specifies that she doesn't live in the hip, expensive part of Williamsburg.

She lives near the (ominous, foreign-sounding music) Puerto Ricans.

Never forget the greatest, least self aware interview ever given. pic.twitter.com/ovjIaEoGRq
— Robbie Fox (@RobbieBarstool) August 16, 2019

Well, she has time to meet her neighbors now. pic.twitter.com/Fe5mn2YhfP
— David💎 (@Hey_Arnold2) August 16, 2019

Hey, man, I might look like another entitled, privileged, daddy-subsidized Brooklyn hipster rat, but my world is Gritty Like The Wire, man: I live near Puerto Ricans, if you can imagine such a thing.

Hey man, don't assume I'm some kind of bougie Basic Bitch. I'm totally Down With the Struggle -- my neighborhood has two joints where they sell empanadillas.

If you think my life is soft, esse, I'll have you know mi barrio has had more Puerto Ricans in it than Ricky Martin's asshole.

So there, buddy!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:20 PM

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1 still

Posted by: a at August 16, 2019 06:22 PM (ZP1V9)

2 not first

Posted by: Hands at August 16, 2019 06:23 PM (786Ro)

3 2nd

Posted by: Wise Cracker at August 16, 2019 06:23 PM (XT6Vl)

4 Th

Posted by: Ha at August 16, 2019 06:24 PM (MAstk)

5 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2019 06:24 PM (nDe2U)

6 Seem weird to me that a person would even apply for a job at a place that covers sports and not want to write about it, when that's what you were hired to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2019 06:24 PM (+0VWg)

7 Hopefully her new job working retail will allow her to meet lots of people from all ethnicities and walks of life, and learn to hate them equally.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 16, 2019 06:24 PM (bZ7mE)

8 Sheesh

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)

9 Trump ruined everything. Barstool ruined everything.

Ye gods. These people are making me look sane in how I feel about Bill Clinton.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 16, 2019 06:25 PM (GbPPJ)

10 >>If you think my life is soft, esse, I'll have you know mi barrio has had more Puerto Ricans in it than Ricky Martin's asshole.

A-hahaha

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2019 06:26 PM (iS7E+)

11 Looks like season 2 of Mindhunter isn't so good.

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 06:26 PM (QwmrN)

12 I once worked a job that made sports equipment. Then we got a job to cut plywood. It was tough work. But NOBODY bitched about it because... a paycheck.
Stupid twit.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 06:26 PM (axyOa)

13 Witness the Oppression in the System!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at August 16, 2019 06:27 PM (+72t1)

14 It a given fact: The ones who most support Democrat policies are the least affected by the negative consequences

She is proof.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 16, 2019 06:27 PM (k81AA)

15 Top 20!

Posted by: TheHoser at August 16, 2019 06:27 PM (IDjUx)

16 So her first name is MeAgain???

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:27 PM (bCLt0)

17 "That's not something I feel I can ethically do," the departing editor said.

She can't ethically shut up. Bless her heart.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2019 06:27 PM (C78No)

18 There's no such thing as Puerto Ricans. That's just fairy stories, whimsical fables.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 16, 2019 06:27 PM (t+qrx)

19 Too damn bad that ESPN doesn't follow this example.

Posted by: Kaba at August 16, 2019 06:27 PM (EwwD2)

20 Barstool ruined everything? What does that mean? Throwing around barstools like raging drunks at a dive? Trump did that? What a whiner!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2019 06:27 PM (+0VWg)

21 The business Golden Rule in action. hahaha

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (q1Pj5)

22 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PUERTO RICO IS 75% WHITE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)

23 So this is another New York thing.
Gawd. The rest of us so don't give a damn.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (axyOa)

24 Have these people ever heard of just quitting a job you don't like? I've quit several jobs, but I've never felt a need to sermonize about it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)

25 I'll have you know mi barrio has had more Puerto Ricans in it than Ricky Martin's asshole.

That's some kind of code, right?

Posted by: Anne Hatheway at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (DMUuz)

26 Ricky Martin was a spokesman for Pepsi, but you could never find a picture of him holding a bottle. Why?

Because he likes it in the can.

Posted by: TheHoser at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (IDjUx)

27 What's a deadspin? Is this something I should know about?

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (Tnijr)

28 Deadspin's editor in chief has left the company, saying the new leadership of parent company G/O Media have made it "impossible" for her to continue working there.

"You're fired!"

"You're making it impossible for me to continue working here!"

"Correct."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (heaSb)

29 Hey!!! Look at meee!!! I live next door to Puerto Ricaaans!!! Racist, much??

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:29 PM (bCLt0)

30 Wait until she finds out that as soon as she is done scrubbing the skidmarks off the toilet : someone is gonna come in and put them right back there for her, tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2019 06:29 PM (iS7E+)

31 If you think my life is soft, esse, I'll have you know my apartment building has had more Puerto Ricans in it than Ricky Martin's asshole.

...

!!!!!!

Posted by: Butt-gig at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (MAstk)

32 11
Looks like season 2 of Mindhunter isn't so good.

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 06:26 PM (QwmrN

My wife's bingeing it right now, so I'm sure I'll get the full report when I get home.
"Honey, not now, I'm trying to watch Night Court!"

Posted by: TheHoser at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (IDjUx)

33 Yeah. God forbid she said her residence was in Brighton Beach and she was down with the struggle of Russian Jews.

I mean, Williamsburg. Really?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (v9E3T)

34 C'mon, lighten up on poor old Megan. How is everybody going to know how virtuous she is if doesn't get to signal it?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (48RE5)

35 So like... five thousand Puerto Rican gays? That's a pretty big number, my friend.

Posted by: trev006 at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (Xz4UL)

36 How does she know they're all Puerto Ricans? Did she do an interview with all of them in Spanish? None of them came from Guatemala or Mexico or Ecuador?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (+0VWg)

37 When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
You're Fired

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (uEbPt)

38 If she's still working until the 23rd, maybe she can get one more expenses trip in. Come to Portland for this weekend's chain twirling and unicorn races.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (axyOa)

39 Can anyone even name a good woman sportswriter? Or TV or radio sportscaster? I think the real issue is being avoided here.

Posted by: Monty James at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (Zqz9o)

40 Miss You.

Posted by: Mick Jagger and Keith Richards at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (q1Pj5)

41 more PRs than Rickys asshole. HA!

Posted by: Bhuessein at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

42 I feel fortunate to have never visited any of the news/sports outlets mentioned above.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (Y4EXg)

43 The new rules also strangely allow the company to access reporters' "tweets" and bars employees from using encrypted email programs -- a common
tool journalists often use to protect highly confidential sources.
Deadspin.
Highly confidential sources.
Deadspin?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (9t0Zz)

44 29 Hey!!! Look at meee!!! I live next door to Puerto Ricaaans!!! Racist, much??
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:29 PM (bCLt0)

I'm sure some of them are her best friends too

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (48RE5)

45 LOLGF

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (Bh6pi)

46 What is Barstool, and how did it ruin everything?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (WuHiL)

47 Can anyone even name a good woman sportswriter? Or TV or radio sportscaster? I think the real issue is being avoided here.
Posted by: Monty James at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM

This.

Posted by: WNBA at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (DMUuz)

48 The Conservative Case for Inserting Toxic SJW Nonsense into Every Corner of American Culture.

Posted by: That guy who always makes a conservative case for everything at August 16, 2019 06:32 PM (q177U)

49 27 What's a deadspin? Is this something I should know about?
Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM (Tnijr)

SJwhoring for jock sniffers.

Posted by: Bhuessein at August 16, 2019 06:32 PM (JFO2v)

50 99% of the people I know who don't read about sports anymore say it's due to all the SJW bullshit.

Imagine that. Sports was an escape from all that crap. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2019 06:32 PM (v9E3T)

51 Only two women's sorts are interesting anyway...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (bCLt0)

52 >>Can anyone even name a good woman sportswriter? Or TV or radio sportscaster? I think the real issue is being avoided here.

Couldn't do it. Maybe there's one?

But, the minute I hear a woman talking sports I hit the mute button and turn on the stereo.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (iS7E+)

53
Do those Puerto Ricans have authentic Puerto Rican fence climbing boots?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (dyaak)

54 Being asked to do your job is outrageous!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

55 off Bary Soetoro Socks

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

56 Believe me, in Canada being assigned to the sports desk does not stop you from writing about SJW shit!

(I know it's the same for the U.S. too but I thought I'd get that in for the heck of it.)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (Dh1wo)

57 Perhaps most bizarrely, the handbook also establishes an attendance policy and a dress code.

That's BIZARRE. A company requiring you be at work during core hours, and not dressed in biker shorts or midriff tops?
Unthinkable, really.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (9t0Zz)

58 Sort of O/T, but tell me I'm not the only one distracted by the lingerie ads on the main page. Anyone else get distracted?

Posted by: Old Blue at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (VNmG1)

59 Living among Puerto Ricans? BLOODY HELL!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (Mouru)

60
What is Barstool, and how did it ruin everything?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Some kind of spots website. Tucker has Dave Portnoy on his show from time to time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2019 06:34 PM (aKsyK)

61

But how many times have you been stabbed in the last 16 months?

If the answer is 0, you live in a nice neighborhood.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (iS7E+)

62 "Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (Dh1wo)"

Hockey is My last sports refuge. If they kill that I'm done.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (v9E3T)

63 Sports not spots

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (aKsyK)

64 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79.

Posted by: Archer at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

65 So Barstool is laying waste to vast swathes of the internet now?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (Mouru)

66

Good lord god, not the Puerto Ricans!!!!

And she makes it to work every day without being raped, murdered, and raped again?

Posted by: imp at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (w+Z9D)

67 We need Muldoon or someone else to do a parody of her singing about living next to Puerto Ricans a la "I like to be in America".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (+0VWg)

68
36 How does she know they're all Puerto Ricans? Did she do an interview with all of them in Spanish? None of them came from Guatemala or Mexico or Ecuador?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That's exactly what I thought reading that.

Maybe it's the color of their skin. Liberals think you can tell everything about a person by just looking at their skin color.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (/Fmtj)

69 >>Hockey is My last sports refuge. If they kill that I'm done.

It's already begun. Play Everyone or some bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (iS7E+)

70 Can anyone even name a good woman sportswriter? Or TV or radio sportscaster?

Linda Cone mebbe? Is she still on?, haven't looked at ESPN in years

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (48RE5)

71 64 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79.
Posted by: Archer at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)
Huh... how about that.....

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (bCLt0)

72
I love the bullshit excuse that they're covering culture or the culture inside whatever.

Translation: My leftist politics, let me stick it in you while I call it "covering culture."

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (9Vklg)

73 Everything I know about Puerto Ricans I learned from West Side Story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (Mouru)

74 Other policies suggested in the handbook--such as the false idea that we
would stop using secure messaging service--are incompatible with our
work.
We're talking about Deadspin, right? They require cryptographically secure comms?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (9t0Zz)

75 Megan Greenwell sporting a toxic brew of Puerto Rican privilege while scanning the horizon for coding assignments that pay by the hour...

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (yhf6w)

76 I don't read Barstool Sports, so I just checked it. It's mostly SJW and celebrity crap. Looks like about 25% sports. And even that is probably shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (hjaPQ)

77 64
Peter Fonda ist mort at 79.

Posted by: Archer at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

Hm. Too bad he didn't take Hanoi Jane with him.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (VNmG1)

78 Sports talk and news from a sports website?

Pfft, pikers

Posted by: ESPN at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (BbGew)

79 64 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79.
Posted by: Archer at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

No loss

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (48RE5)

80 Pecker Fonda is MORT, 1 less Hollywiedo to worry about

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (BqBId)

81
We'll have two more hollywood celery deaths this weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (9Vklg)

82 47 Can anyone even name a good woman sportswriter? Or TV or radio sportscaster? I think the real issue is being avoided here.
Posted by: Monty James at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM

This.
Posted by: WNBA at August 16, 2019 06:31 PM (DMUuz)

Baseball Tonight announces made fun of Jessica Mendoza when a homerun was hit and they mentioned the launch angle over and over. Just. For. Her.
She sucks so bad.

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (QwmrN)

83 "Peter Fonda ist mort at 79"

Ride on

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Tnijr)

84 "You're not the boss of me!!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (7s3Gx)

85 Anyone know anything about Puerto Rico???

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

86 We'll have two more hollywood celery deaths this weekend.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (9Vklg)

I stopped laying bets when Abe Vigoda died.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2019 06:38 PM (Mouru)

87 Everything I know about Puerto Ricans I learned from West Side Story.
When you're a jet you're a jet all the way!
*snaps fingers*
*does a high kick*

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:38 PM (9t0Zz)

88 I think when your at the point that even some good cleavage can't get you through the SJW droning, it's over.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2019 06:38 PM (v9E3T)

89 76 I don't read Barstool Sports, so I just checked it. It's mostly SJW and celebrity crap. Looks like about 25% sports. And even that is probably shit.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 16, 2019 06:36 PM (hjaPQ)

Obviously you don't read Jerry and his analysis and break down of the teachers who bang their students.

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 06:38 PM (QwmrN)

90 >>Anyone know anything about Puerto Rico???
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

It's vulnerable from the sea...if that's what you are getting at?

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2019 06:38 PM (iS7E+)

91 Made Jane is next? One can only hope. I hope she burns for eternity for what she did during the war.

Posted by: Archer at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

92 OK, looks like the running joke of the day has been established.

Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (q177U)

93 Any body got Slick Willy in the pool?

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

94 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79

May his Family Find Strength and Be Comforted ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (LPnfS)

95 Linda Cone was good. She was "retired" along with a bunch of the other old time ESPN staff a few years back.

Strangely they where also the ones who stuck mostly to sports.

Posted by: Big V at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (xV6Pj)

96 Anyone know anything about Puerto Rico???
I know there are more Puerto Ricans in NY than in Puerto Rico.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (9t0Zz)

97 I stopped laying bets when Abe Vigoda died.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2019 06:38 PM (Mouru)

He was a good bookie. One of the best.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (t+qrx)

98 86 We'll have two more hollywood celery deaths this weekend.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (9Vklg)

Is a SCOTUS Justice considered a celebrity? Just asking

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (O2RFr)

99 Perhaps most bizarrely, the handbook also establishes an attendance policy and a dress code.

--------

You know who else had a dress code?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (uEbPt)

100 I had tacos for dinner last night. Does that count?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (v9E3T)

101 She knows all the words to West Side Story.

Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (aS7LQ)

102 She sucks so bad.
Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (QwmrN)

God, yes. Can't stand her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (ikSzT)

103

Anyone else ever notice this?

The happy nice "Pina Colada" song by Rupert & Holmes isn't really a happy nice song, at all. The song is about how he's sick of his "old lady" and her shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (9Vklg)

104 Ok, so she doesn't live in the rich part of town, she lives with....the minorities

Samantha Bee lives in the rich part of town, but doesn't want ...the minorities in her kids school

Joe Biden says minorities are just as smart as rich people.

Who are the racists?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (dNzKv)

105 The Official State Bird of Puerto Rico is the Narwahl.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (iS7E+)

106 For your information, there are some white people who commit as many crimes as your average Puerto Rican.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (Mouru)

107 Anyone know anything about Puerto Rico???
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

****

They send a lot of 16 year old pitchers (with suspect birth certs) to the Little League World Series every year.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (axyOa)

108 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79
The closest liquor store to his house will be festooned in very tasteful black crepe paper.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:41 PM (9t0Zz)

109 gah Linda Cohan not cone. After she left I stopped watching ESPN

Posted by: Big V at August 16, 2019 06:41 PM (xV6Pj)

110 Sung to the tune of "I like to be in America"

I like to write about politics
O.k. by me, just politics....

I so like the place that I in live in
many people there are Puerto Rican

etc.

Best I could do on the spur of the moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2019 06:41 PM (+0VWg)

111 Kokomo > Puerto Rico

Posted by: Mike Love at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (iS7E+)

112

Linda Carter is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (9Vklg)

113 "isn't really a happy nice song, at all."

Yes I noticed that from day one. I hate that song and anyone named Rupert or Holmes to this day.

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Tnijr)

114 She lives near so many Puerto Ricans, she's practically a victim of Hurricane Maria.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)

115 >>>>Hockey is My last sports refuge. If they kill that I'm done.

They are not going to ever stop infecting everything. The NPC virus is being uploaded into every source of entertainment, education, sports, politics, retail, advertising and religion.

Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (q177U)

116 Can't think of a single Peter Fonda movie offhand... oh that old "Easy Rider " flick...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (bCLt0)

117 Imagine the horror of being told to do your job by your bosses. Unthinkable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

118 Anyone else ever notice this?

The happy nice "Pina Colada" song by Rupert & Holmes isn't really a happy nice song, at all. The song is about how he's sick of his "old lady" and her shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (9Vklg)

Oh, yes. It's pretty funny, actually. She's sick of his shit too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (ikSzT)

119 The happy nice "Pina Colada" song by Rupert Holmes isn't really a
happy nice song, at all. The song is about how he's sick of his "old
lady" and her shit.
He's putting a personal ad in the paper to find a side piece because his wife's boring him.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (9t0Zz)

120 I will not piss on Jane Fonda's grave.

After the Navy I said I would never stand in a long line again.

But I did stand in a river of humanity for over 3 hours to see President Trump in a rally in Topeka.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

121 As God is my witness, I thought narwhals could fly.

Posted by: Les "Beto" Nesman at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (hjaPQ)

122 Barstools have always been my friend and fun

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (KzqC+)

123 >>>>> "And that little girl was Anne Frank."

Hmmm...

How long before JJ Sefton bans Ace?

I feel a Ukrainian server farm MDDOS attack on mu.nu coming in the near future.

Posted by: That Guy at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (9nSxK)

124 Or TV or radio sportscaster? I think the real issue is being avoided here.
Posted by: Monty James at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM

I liked Linda Cohn. But I haven't watched ESPN or anything like it in well over a decade. All I know is she seemed to be a saucy wench, in the playing pool and doing shots with variety. When she was on the radio her New Yawk slipped out too.

Can't think of another.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (xPJvm)

125 "Can't think of a single Peter Fonda movie offhand"

The only other one I can think of is the one on MST3K that had Angel from Rockford Files in it.

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

126 I won't believe she down until she gets an ass implant to make that white girl pancake ass pop, tattoos her babydaddy name on the back of her neck, and gets the big gold hoop earrings with YESENIA across the middle.

Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 06:44 PM (aS7LQ)

127 Is a SCOTUS Justice considered a celebrity? Just asking
Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2019 06:39 PM (O2RFr)

LOL

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 06:44 PM (uEbPt)

128 Imagine the horror of being told to do your job by your bosses. Unthinkable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

If I discovered that my bosses had the first clue how to do my job, OR theirs, or what my actual responsibilities are, I would keel over stone dead from shock.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 16, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)

129 Oh, yes. It's pretty funny, actually. She's sick of his shit too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (ikSzT)

Old joke, doesn't matter how pretty the wrapping is, sooner or later everyone's shit starts to stink.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 16, 2019 06:45 PM (48RE5)

130 Peter Fonda lived by Puerto Rican`s and they finally had enough!

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 16, 2019 06:45 PM (yhf6w)

131 "Can't think of a single Peter Fonda movie offhand"

The only other one I can think of is the one on MST3K that had Angel from Rockford Files in it.
Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

He was in 3:10 to Yuma. I think. One of them newer Westerns. Played a shotgun guy for the Pinkertons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 16, 2019 06:45 PM (xPJvm)

132
Did you also notice the misogyny and violence against women in Led Zeppelin's song that goes "Whole lotta love"?

Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:45 PM (9Vklg)

133 117 Christopher R Taylor

Well stated.

She may be legally an adult, but in her mind she is a perfumed princess little girl with an overindulgent Dad. I lay odds she has daddy issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 16, 2019 06:45 PM (u82oZ)

134 Do her neighbors have a goat like Fred Sanford's Puerto Rican neighbor?

I would never understand why a show set in South Los Angeles had a Puerto Rican and not a Mexican neighbor. Ignorant East Coast writers?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (xPl2J)

135

Oops, that's the Black Dog song.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (9Vklg)

136 Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting

Nothing compared to the Rap crap

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (O2RFr)

137 Peter Fonda was great in The Thing With Two Heads.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (hjaPQ)

138 Mick said there's some Puerto Rican girls jus' dyin' to meet-choo...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (bCLt0)

139 "Can't think of a single Peter Fonda movie offhand"

Escape from LA, bitch!

Posted by: Zombie Peter Fonda at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (9t0Zz)

140 I remember hearing that "On Golden Pond" dealt with the problems of aging, and given the title I expected it to be about someone with an incontinence problem.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (mvenn)

141 "58 Sort of O/T, but tell me I'm not the only one distracted by the lingerie ads on the main page. Anyone else get distracted?

Posted by: Old Blue at August 16, 2019 06:33 PM (VNmG1) "

You get lingerie ads ?

*looks sadly at his Cardboard Member card*

I shoulda known, when I didn't get a Decoder Whistle.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (XNDy+)

142 In my diverse multi-ethnic neighborhood we call the grocery stores "bodegas." Bo-DAAAAY-guhz.

Say it with me.

Posted by: Megan Greenwell at August 16, 2019 06:47 PM (Mouru)

143 Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (bCLt0)
******
Crazy Larry & Dirty Mary

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 16, 2019 06:47 PM (BqBId)

144 Next thing you'll know Google employees will have to stick to writing code instead of rigging elections for Democrats.

WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END????

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 16, 2019 06:47 PM (FiUMj)

145 The happy nice "Pina Colada" song by Rupert Holmes isn't really a
happy nice song, at all. The song is about how he's sick of his "old
lady" and her shit.

It's about two people who really never tried to know each other. But yeah.. he decided cheating on her (and her on him) was the way to go...

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 16, 2019 06:47 PM (dUJdY)

146
The Trip

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 16, 2019 06:47 PM (Lqy/e)

147 140 I remember hearing that "On Golden Pond" dealt with the problems of aging, and given the title I expected it to be about someone with an incontinence problem.

No that was the other movie ,On Golden toilet

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2019 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

148 Fonda was in Futureworld.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

149 Hey man, don't assume I'm some kind of bougie Basic Bitch. I'm totally Down With the Struggle -- my neighborhood has two joints where they sell empanadillas.

If you think my life is soft, esse, I'll have you know mi barrio has had more Puerto Ricans in it than Ricky Martin's asshole.

I bought not one but two HELP US WE'RE DYING t-shirts made from 100% Fair Trade cotton off of Etsy! I've seen things, I'm a babillosa.

Posted by: Megan Buenaverde at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (786Ro)

150

I just started listening to the words (aside from the choruses*) to songs recently. Can you tell?

* is there a plural word for chorus?

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (9Vklg)

151 Susie Kolber

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (QwmrN)

152 I would never understand why a show set in South Los Angeles had a Puerto Rican and not a Mexican neighbor.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (xPl2J)

What's the difference? They have equal comedic potential.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (Mouru)

153 The Official State Bird of Puerto Rico is the Narwahl.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (iS7E+)

The National Food Of Puerto Rico is cuchifritos made with intestines.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (wYseH)

154 I didn't know there was a Puerto Rican left in Brooklyn, so I rate her story mostly FOS.

Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (aS7LQ)

155 107 Anyone know anything about Puerto Rico???
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

****

They send a lot of 16 year old pitchers (with suspect birth certs) to the Little League World Series every year.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM (axyOa)

Many married with 6 kids.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)

156 Those movies... pretty underwhelming...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (bCLt0)

157 He played a slimy version of himself in The Limey.

Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U)

158 114 She lives near so many Puerto Ricans, she's practically a victim of Hurricane Maria.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)

___

I snorted.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (FiUMj)

159 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79

139 beat me to it. I think I might pop Escape from LA in the blu-ray player tonight in his honor.

But that's about it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (7s3Gx)

160 Found out what really happened to Epstein. Turns out that the women from the View visited him in his cell and said "break us off a piece of that, baby!" and he broke his own neck to get away from them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

161 151 Susie Kolber

I hear she's very kissable

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (48RE5)

162 Great! I post my only Fonda joke and it turns out we're talking about Peter, not Henry. Meh. I'll put it back in the archives.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (mvenn)

163 Do Puerto Ricans even count as minorities any more?

I remember one book in which an older character was talking about his youth in NYC. "This was so long ago that they still let Puerto Ricans have gangs."

O/T: Trump just approved selling F-16s to Taiwan. That's going to wind up the ChiComs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (tY4MP)

164 Three more hours of work and then a fabulous staycation all next week! Not sure if they plan to have anyone work that 5-7 piece I do by myself. And I don't know who will handle scheduling. Not my problem.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (Lqy/e)

165 * is there a plural word for chorus?
Chorii

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (9t0Zz)

166 Trump critic, Peter Fonda, dead.

#Russia

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq : AHOY! at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (4e+hS)

167

How does she feel about cow orgasms?

Posted by: Panty Sniffers Monthly at August 16, 2019 06:50 PM (FLdai)

168 Linda Carter is mort?

Is she? Get back to us when you have an answer.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 06:50 PM (7s3Gx)

169 Trump wants to buy Greenland and send all the Puerto Ricans there. Just to make them suffer.

Posted by: Liz Warren at August 16, 2019 06:50 PM (hjaPQ)

170 O/T: Trump just approved selling F-16s to Taiwan. That's going to wind up the ChiComs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (tY4MP)

____

IT'S NOT WHO WE ARE!!!!!!!ty

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 16, 2019 06:50 PM (FiUMj)

171 159 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79

139 beat me to it. I think I might pop Escape from LA in the blu-ray player tonight in his honor.

But that's about it.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (7s3Gx)

I saw that movie .... do not remember him in it.... Kurt Russell, Adrienne Barbeau, I remember...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:50 PM (bCLt0)

172 113 Yes I noticed that from day one. I hate that song and anyone named Rupert or Holmes to this day.

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Tnijr)
Well, up yours too, pal!

Posted by: John, Sherlock & Katie at August 16, 2019 06:51 PM (IDjUx)

173 I think, from her perspective, she's a missionary, now denied an opportunity to bring the sjw gospel to the heathen

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 16, 2019 06:51 PM (87EdW)

174 140 I remember hearing that "On Golden Pond" dealt with the problems of aging, and given the title I expected it to be about someone with an incontinence problem.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2019 06:46 PM (mvenn)

I saw On Golden Showers: Trump On Ice.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 16, 2019 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

175
Did you also notice the misogyny and violence against women in Led Zeppelin's song that goes "Whole lotta love"?

Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter

I thought that was the clap

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 06:51 PM (KzqC+)

176 158 114 She lives near so many Puerto Ricans, she's practically a victim of Hurricane Maria.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)

___

I snorted.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 16, 2019 06:48 PM (FiUMj)

But in all seriousness, I feel sorry for those Puerto Ricans. Not the hurricane victims. I mean the ones that have to live near her.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (uEbPt)

177 The honey flick was not bad. RIP Peter Fonda

Posted by: rammajamma at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (SwWMX)

178 171 159 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79

139 beat me to it. I think I might pop Escape from LA in the blu-ray player tonight in his honor.

But that's about it.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (7s3Gx)

I saw that movie .... do not remember him in it.... Kurt Russell, Adrienne Barbeau, I remember...
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:50 PM (bCLt0)

Escape from New York New York was my fav musical.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

179 I've always hated the "Pina Colada" song. Unfortunately it's on a loop on the sound system at the market, so I may hear it several times a week if I go the market that often.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (+0VWg)

180 Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter

I thought that was the clap
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 06:51 PM (KzqC+)

feel free to clap.

Posted by: El Gobernador Heb Booosch at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (Mouru)

181 Greenwell said, G/O leadership refused to guarantee editorial independence for Deadspin and asked for the site to "stick to sports" ...

Translation: Her bosses said, "Hey dumb-a$$, you and you're merry band of SJW lunatics are costing us money because you goofs are constantly seeing monsters-under-the-bed and are driving away the Normies that just want to be updated about sports."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (5Yee7)

182 Peter Fonda was dead years ago, killed by a redneck with a 12 gauge.

Saw it in a movie

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (BbGew)

183 I hear there are still Italians in Bensonhurst and Bay Ridge.

Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (aS7LQ)

184 How does she feel about cow orgasms?
The Paolo lets me watch my cow have orgasms as long as I don't wimper too much. He says it throws off his game.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (9t0Zz)

185 So. When's Jane gonna kick the bucket?

They'll be Viet Vets lined up for miles to piss on her grave.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (cxIsI)

186 Futureworld. Maybe it wasnt on MST3K. Should have been.

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

187 I saw that movie .... do not remember him in it.... Kurt Russell, Adrienne Barbeau, I remember...

That's Escape from New York. Barbeau, Stanton and Borgnine were in it.

Fonda was the surfer dude Plissken runs into just after he surfaces in L.A.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 06:53 PM (7s3Gx)

188
Hopefully her new job working retail will allow her to meet lots of people from all ethnicities and walks of life, and learn to hate them equally.
Posted by: Grey Fox

=====

She has a "new thing" coming up to brag about. These people operate in a closed circle and play musical jobs. She's got someplace to go thanks to another trust fund baby with authority to hire. I wouldn't be surprised if somehow, somewhere, you and I are funding a part of it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2019 06:53 PM (Xdo00)

189 I've read Deadspin for years. Not because I visit there but because they're linked from other places I read.
Not once, ever, have I considered it a sports site. Not once has that ever occurred to me based on their content.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 16, 2019 06:53 PM (rnXGe)

190 Yeah, I live in a cardboard box in the Tenderloin, but it's in the part of the Tenderloin where all the Yuppies are.

Posted by: Some Drugged-up Bum in San Francisco at August 16, 2019 06:53 PM (tVQUs)

191 "173 I think, from her perspective, she's a missionary, now denied an opportunity to bring the sjw gospel to the heathen

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 16, 2019 06:51 PM (87EdW) "

Probably pretty close to it, yeah.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2019 06:53 PM (XNDy+)

192 OT - in the car on the way to Seattle. Hubs decided instead of the radio he wants to listen to one of the playlists from his phone. Kill me now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2019 06:53 PM (ikSzT)

193 "Trump ruined everything. Barstool ruined everything."

I understood her kvetching about Trump but barstool? Just stop drinking, OK.

Posted by: Decaf at August 16, 2019 06:53 PM (kGBB1)

194 >>>How does she feel about cow orgasms?
Posted by: Panty Sniffers Monthly at August 16, 2019 06:50 PM (FLdai)

Was that a Brian Stelter reference?

Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2019 06:54 PM (q177U)

195
Obviously you don't read Jerry and his analysis and break down of the teachers who bang their students.
One bite, everyone knows the rules.

Posted by: Monkfish at August 16, 2019 06:54 PM (a1s18)

196 Now that Peter is no longer with us my heart aches and whispers his name to the wind.

Hey, who knew?

Absence DOES make the heart go "Fonda"!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2019 06:54 PM (mvenn)

197 187 I saw that movie .... do not remember him in it.... Kurt Russell, Adrienne Barbeau, I remember...

That's Escape from New York. Barbeau, Stanton and Borgnine were in it.

Fonda was the surfer dude Plissken runs into just after he surfaces in L.A.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 06:53 PM (7s3Gx)

Ah, okay.... never saw the LA thing.... the New York one was kinda okay...

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

198 That "Yacht or Nyacht" site that Ace linked to a few weeks ago says The Pina Colada Song is not Yacht Rock. I think this is just a snobby way for aficionados to separate themselves from casual fans.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 16, 2019 06:55 PM (xPl2J)

199
OT - in the car on the way to Seattle. Hubs decided instead of the radio he wants to listen to one of the playlists from his phone.

Listen to the soundtrack from The Last Of Mohicans!

Actually, that's great dinner party music.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:55 PM (9Vklg)

200 Years ago, one of the Furious Juniors was talking to two new freshmen athletes from California at his college in a flyover state. They were strutting and tough and told him how they came "from the barrios" in La Jolla.

Lacking the diplomacy gene, Furious Junior burst out laughing.

Posted by: Furious George at August 16, 2019 06:55 PM (9vQJW)

201 So these people had a ball and a stick. And the hit the ball and in went in the goal. And the mascot shot T-shirts. And the toilet lines were long because some women have pee holes and not front sticks.

Posted by: meggreenwall at August 16, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

202
"Absence DOES make the heart go "Fonda"!"

ooo too soon

by about 100 years

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 06:56 PM (Tnijr)

203 Barstool Sports. One of the leading sports/soft porn blogs on the interwebs.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 16, 2019 06:56 PM (6/uwW)

204 If you're getting sexy lingerie ads,that means some one in your house is shopping for thrm. That's either good news or bads news.

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 06:56 PM (KzqC+)

205 I think, from her perspective, she's a missionary, now denied an opportunity to bring the sjw gospel to the heathen

******

In one of her tweets she alluded to having a new position.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2019 06:56 PM (mvenn)

206 A mind is a terrible thing. To piss away.

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2019 06:56 PM (UUkQp)

207 Didn't Peter Fonda tweet something about wanting Barron to be kidnapped or raped or something?

The Trump Curse - It's Real.

Also, Bridget Fonda is gorgeous.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (bQngX)

208 See you on the ONT.

With any luck, Jane Fonda will self immolate from grief.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

209
The antidote to Easy Rider?

Electra Glide in Blue.

Posted by: 13times at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (K3B2k)

210 They cast a Greek to play the P.R, leader in WSS. Rita Moreno could dance though.

Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (aS7LQ)

211 No that was the other movie ,On Golden toilet

"Its world class and hyuge!!"
--President Donald "two scoops" Trump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

212 http://bit.ly/2MmVjRI
*******
Report: Obama Warned Biden 'You Don't Have to Do This, Joe'

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (BqBId)

213 Poor little Megan.

Maybe this will make you feel all better.

****sticks two fingers in the USB port****

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (hhX9r)

214 "181 Greenwell said, G/O leadership refused to guarantee editorial independence for Deadspin and asked for the site to "stick to sports" ...

Translation: Her bosses said, "Hey dumb-a$$, you and you're merry band of SJW lunatics are costing us money because you goofs are constantly seeing monsters-under-the-bed and are driving away the Normies that just want to be updated about sports."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (5Yee7) "

They also, from the employee manual quotes above, persisted in showing up for "work" whenever they felt like it, dressed weirdly, and flagrantly used company phones for personal stuff all day, every day.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (XNDy+)

215 And Carlos Maza, the prick at Vox who tried to get Crowder deplatformed, got the boot this week.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (bQngX)

216 I feel her pain. When I was editor of Pornhub, I wanted to post only dogs playing the piano but Noooooooooo! All they wanted was pron, pron and more pron!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 16, 2019 06:58 PM (K0nEq)

217 Also, Bridget Fonda is gorgeous.

She is a cutie, manages to stay that no matter her age too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 06:58 PM (KZzsI)

218 204 If you're getting sexy lingerie ads,that means some one in your house is shopping for thrm. That's either good news or bads news.
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 06:56 PM (KzqC+)

I am getting crack pipes and pipe wrenches.

Posted by: meggreenwall at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

219 Anyone know anything about Puerto Rico???

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

All the women are really hot when they turn 10. They start popping kids out almost immediately. Then sometime in their late 20's they puff up like a penny balloon and that's it, no more Maria songs for them.

the Enclaves of Puerto Ricans provided safe spaces for illegals to live and work without learning english or applying for citizenship thus making many cold zones more hospitable and increased the welfare rolls. I suppose that's racist but you know all that stuff we were told wasn't true turned out to be true.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (cxIsI)

220 Anyone else ever notice this?

The happy nice "Pina Colada" song by Rupert & Holmes isn't really a happy nice song, at all. The song is about how he's sick of his "old lady" and her shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "I was tired of my lady" IS IN THE FIRST LINE OF THE SONG.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (zCabI)

221 Peter Fonda was the least talented Fonda. And that's saying a lot in that family of hacks.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (6/uwW)

222 The antidote to Easy Rider?
Electra Glide in Blue.

This ^

Posted by: Monkfish at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (a1s18)

223 A friend of mine once told me he was driving and was listening to sports radio. And then he called to talk to the sports radio show. And midway through dialing he realized he needed to make some serious changes in his life.

I still crack up about that.

I'd put reading a sportsball site like deadpsin into that category..

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (FiUMj)

224 The Paolo lets me watch my cow have orgasms as long as I don't wimper too much. He says it throws off his game.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (9t0Zz)

--------

Eets true... Vaht ee say

Posted by: The Paolo at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (flINI)

225 217 Also, Bridget Fonda is gorgeous.

She is a cutie, manages to stay that no matter her age too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 06:58 PM (KZzsI)

Was her Mommy anyone famous, I wonder??

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (bCLt0)

226 If everybody around you is a weirdo, maybe you're the fucking weirdo.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Fritz at August 16, 2019 06:59 PM (kLDv+)

227 There is just something about the communist mind that requires them to proselytize communism no matter what they're supposed to be doing.

They're way worse than Mormons or Jehovah Witnesses in that respect -- I've worked with both Mormons and JWs in the past. Neither group felt the need to spread their religion on the job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (tY4MP)

228 Well, since Peter Fonda's dead now, there'll probably be more reruns of Kung Fu and that old Chinese guy who called him Grasshopper. Man, I loved that shit.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (hjaPQ)

229 O/T: Trump just approved selling F-16s to Taiwan. That's going to wind up the ChiComs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 06:49 PM (tY4MP)

Taiwan has been trying to buy about 66 F-16C/Ds from us since 2006; both Pres. Shrub II and the SCOAMF refused. The God Emperor says, "Will this piss-off Xi? Well hell yeah you can buy them."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (5Yee7)

230 Prior to Whole Lotta Love I didn't realize love was measured in inches.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (87EdW)

231 1 ) Goes to home page
2 ) Turns off ad block
3 ) Looks for lingerie
4 ) Sees Pierce Brosnan's wife and a busty young woman in a Cincinnati Reds tee holding up a fish

Posted by: Hands at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)

232 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (1XAal)

233 http://bit.ly/2Mmitr8
********
Don Lemon offered six figure settlement to man accusing him of sexual assault
*******
BUT BUT BUT CNN said it was politically motivated

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (BqBId)

234 "Seem weird to me that a person would even apply for a job at a place that covers sports and not want to write about it, when that's what you were hired to do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2019 06:24 PM (+0VWg)"

- - - - - - - -

She saw as an opportunity to make a difference, as they all do. Losing money and readers is a difference.

Posted by: Decaf at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (kGBB1)

235 You know what they call a "beautiful woman" in PR?

Tourist.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (6/uwW)

236 39 Can anyone even name a good woman sportswriter? Or TV or radio sportscaster? I think the real issue is being avoided here
------------------------------------
I've always been find of Suzy Kolber

Posted by: Joe Namath at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (iIdiJ)

237 "Do your ethnics permit you to Lean to Code?

Because you're a-gonna want to do that."

The schadenfreude is strong in this one.

Posted by: Miklos "LaQuan" Molnar at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

238 Did sad face Megan ever say "the poor kids in my neighborhood are just as smart as the white kids"? a la Joe Biden.

Rich white girl covering sports ... hmmm. bad fit, in most cases.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (Cus5s)

239 Escape from NY set to Slipknot would be cool.

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (KzqC+)

240 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PUERTO RICO IS 75% WHITE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 16, 2019 06:28 PM

I have a Puerto Rican coworker, who, if you just saw him and didn't hear him speak or know his name, you'd expect him to have an accent like the Lucky Charms leprechaun. Pale and redheaded.

Posted by: Bert G at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (OMsf+)

241 Report: Obama Warned Biden 'You Don't Have to Do This, Joe'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 16, 2019 06:57 PM (BqBId)

I don't buy anything I read especially about what Dummycrats say or supposedly say....

But at face value doesn't that sound like it means they know someone's bout to be a sacrificial lamb? Because they are.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (uEbPt)

242 "If everybody around you is a weirdo, maybe you're the fucking weirdo."

* looks around *

yup

Posted by: freakd at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (Tnijr)

243 If you think my life is soft, esse, I'll have you know mi barrio has had more Puerto Ricans in it than Ricky Martin's asshole.

Poetic Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (aS1PU)

244 Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (hjaPQ)

Ok, I legit LOL'ed at this. Thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ikSzT)

245
Here's Jim Varney "Ernest" performing lines from Hamlet...

https://youtu.be/G1G7KQZpP3c?t=2m34s

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:02 PM (9Vklg)

246 > Was her Mommy anyone famous, I wonder??

Mother was Susan Brewer, an artist. She also did some casting and costuming work in Hollywood. Her only on-screen role was as "Woman in Commune" in Easy Rider, while she was still banging Peter Fonda.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:03 PM (tY4MP)

247
How does she know they're all Puerto Ricans? Did she do an interview with all of them in Spanish? None of them came from Guatemala or Mexico or Ecuador?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

======

I think those neighborhoods are pretty solid one thing or another. That's the impression I got from my friend from Black Harlem. Everyone knows what everyone is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2019 07:03 PM (Xdo00)

248 I mean "fondle" of her. Er, "fond." Gimme another martini barkeep!

Posted by: Joe Namath at August 16, 2019 07:03 PM (iIdiJ)

249 Hehe. Learn to code bitches.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 16, 2019 07:03 PM (4+o1u)

250 >>If you think my life is soft, esse, I'll have you know mi barrio has had more Puerto Ricans in it than Ricky Martin's asshole.

Condolences.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

251 Don Lemon offered six figure settlement to man accusing him of sexual assault

six figure or six fingers?

Posted by: Hands at August 16, 2019 07:03 PM (786Ro)

252
Taiwan has been trying to buy about 66 F-16C/Ds from us since 2006; both Pres. Shrub II and the SCOAMF refused. The God Emperor says, "Will this piss-off Xi? Well hell yeah you can buy them."
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

You let lilKim pop off a rockets, I sell a few wings of fighters to our little.friends

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (KzqC+)

253 Bridget's mom is Susan Brewer, who doesn't seem to be any kind of celebrity or model. Curiously she married the father of Danny Elfman the composer, after divorcing Peter Fonda.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

254
Anyone else ever notice this?

The happy nice "Pina Colada" song by Rupert & Holmes isn't really a happy nice song, at all. The song is about how he's sick of his "old lady" and her shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 06:40 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "I was tired of my lady" IS IN THE FIRST LINE OF THE SONG.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Thanks for making me feel stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (9Vklg)

255 Electra Glide in Blue. The whole film is on Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/192673508

Posted by: 13times at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (K3B2k)

256 Sports journOList-ers are always butthurt that they were considered too incompetent for the political beat and had to work sports instead...

Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (JXkyA)

257 I went to Puerto Rico many jeers ago. It was fun.

Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (aS7LQ)

258
SJW trash have to inject the Pu-239 of politics into everything. Soon there will be articles on the necessity of "social awareness" in dog shows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (AQJ3m)

259 39 Can anyone even name a good woman sportswriter? Or TV or radio sportscaster? I think the real issue is being avoided here.
Posted by: Monty James at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (Zqz9o)

I've Jessica "Softball Girl" Mendoza, and so I can name ... none.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (heaSb)

260 The happy nice "Pina Colada" song by Rupert Holmes isn't really a
happy nice song, at all. The song is about how he's sick of his "old
lady" and her shit.
He's putting a personal ad in the paper to find a side piece because his wife's boring him.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2019 06:43 PM (9t0Zz)

Does anyone else believe that when the wife, who also thought she was going to a bar to beet a side thing, sees that the side thing is actually her husband, really says "ahhhhh, it's you!" And laughs?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (dNzKv)

261 Peter Fonda ist mort at 79.
Posted by: Archer at August 16, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

No, he just looks that way. He's just not a very animated person.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (m79Dg)

262 I've HEARD

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (heaSb)

263 Bridget Fonda is cute and pert. Different kind of pretty, to me, than gorgeous, but def a hottie.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (87EdW)

264 Taiwan has been trying to buy about 66 F-16C/Ds from us since 2006; both Pres. Shrub II and the SCOAMF refused. The God Emperor says, "Will this piss-off Xi? Well hell yeah you can buy them."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

I love the Old Reaganite School of International Relations.

Rule Number One: Do everything humanly possible to fuck with the murderous, G-dless Commie bastards.

Rule Number Two: Support Your Allies.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (bQngX)

265 It was I'll go work at at a sports website but they really want my take as a SJW

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (BbGew)

266 I went to Puerto Rico many jeers ago. It was fun.
Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (aS7LQ)

It's different now. It's not fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2019 07:06 PM (Mouru)

267 Don Lemon offered six figure settlement to man accusing him of sexual assault

Does that mean the guy said no

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:06 PM (KzqC+)

268 I put that personal ad in the paper because I was testing you!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2019 07:06 PM (dNzKv)

269 Does anyone else believe that when the wife, who also thought she was going to a bar to beet a side thing, sees that the side thing is actually her husband, really says "ahhhhh, it's you!" And laughs?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (dNzKv)

So two wannabe cheaters find each other? I bet the only laughing was done by their lawyers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2019 07:06 PM (heaSb)

270 ) Sees Pierce Brosnan's wife and a busty young woman in a Cincinnati Reds tee holding up a fish
Posted by: Hands at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)

Doesn't Pierce Brosnan's wife weigh like 300 lbs?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ikSzT)

271 I have a Puerto Rican coworker, who, if you just saw him and didn't hear him speak or know his name, you'd expect him to have an accent like the Lucky Charms leprechaun. Pale and redheaded.
Posted by: Bert G at August 16, 2019 07:01 PM (OMsf+)

14th lost tribe?

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 07:06 PM (QwmrN)

272 I was so poor, my Puerto Rican maid only came over 3 days a week. It was hell on earth boys. HELL. ON. EARTH.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 16, 2019 07:06 PM (FiUMj)

273 6 figures? Damn! That must've been a helluva stinky pinky.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 16, 2019 07:07 PM (87EdW)

274 I love the Old Reaganite School of International Relations.

Rule Number One: Do everything humanly possible to fuck with the murderous, G-dless Commie bastards.

Rule Number Two: Support Your Allies.
Posted by: Sharkman

Mean Jeane

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:07 PM (KzqC+)

275
Imagine Denise Crosby and Bridget Fonda....

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:07 PM (9Vklg)

276 SJW trash have to inject the Pu-239 of politics into everything. Soon there will be articles on the necessity of "social awareness" in dog shows.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (AQJ3m)

That's how it works when you are a totalitarian.
The trick they try to master is make it not look political.

"Common sense", see, not political at all. You are the one making it political bringing constitution this, constitution that.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 16, 2019 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

277 >>I went to Puerto Rico many jeers ago. It was fun.

I lived in Puerto Rico years ago. It was fun and dangerous as hell. Because Puerto Ricans.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2019 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)

278 Some of the college softball announcers do a decent job, but they're basically dudes anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2019 07:08 PM (WuHiL)

279
Anyone know anything about Puerto Rico???

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

=====

Spent about a week there. Everyone is two hours late. Main arteries are blocked. All recipes are 50% liquid animal fat. Nature is pretty nice but needs a trim.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2019 07:09 PM (Xdo00)

280
When your priv-lege is white

Some PR's make it right

That's a Greenwell!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2019 07:09 PM (mIQCW)

281 259 39 Can anyone even name a good woman sportswriter? Or TV or radio sportscaster? I think the real issue is being avoided here.
Posted by: Monty James at August 16, 2019 06:30 PM (Zqz9o)

I've Jessica "Softball Girl" Mendoza, and so I can name ... none.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2019 07:05 PM (heaSb)

Dat launch angle tho.

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 07:09 PM (QwmrN)

282 > Mean Jeane

Still regret that Kirkpatrick never ran for President.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:09 PM (tY4MP)

283 Jackie Chan kicked Fonda's ass in Cannonball Run.

Posted by: Fritz at August 16, 2019 07:09 PM (kLDv+)

284 There is just something about the communist mind that requires them to proselytize communism no matter what they're supposed to be doing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:00 PM (tY4MP)

So, being a vegan is like being a communist?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 16, 2019 07:09 PM (m79Dg)

285 253 Bridget's mom is Susan Brewer, who doesn't seem to be any kind of celebrity or model. Curiously she married the father of Danny Elfman the composer, after divorcing Peter Fonda.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

Wait, is that true?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2019 07:10 PM (ikSzT)

286 > So, being a vegan is like being a communist?

There's a substantial overlap there, isn't there?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:10 PM (tY4MP)

287

How does she feel about dog orgasms?

Posted by: Panty Sniffers Monthly at August 16, 2019 07:10 PM (FLdai)

288 Here's Jim Varney "Ernest" performing lines from Hamlet...

https://youtu.be/G1G7KQZpP3c?t=2m34s

The whole segment is pretty good.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2019 07:10 PM (Y9zp1)

289 So, being a vegan is like being a communist?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 16, 2019 07:09 PM (m79Dg)

There is a difference?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 16, 2019 07:10 PM (1g7ch)

290 LA Vida local bitches

Posted by: meagain at August 16, 2019 07:10 PM (nzKWW)

291 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "I was tired of my lady" IS IN THE FIRST LINE OF THE SONG.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Thanks for making me feel stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM

NICE GUY EDDIE: When I was coming down here, I was playin it. And "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" came on. Now I ain't heard that song since it was big, but when it was big, I heard it a million-trillion times. I'm listening to it this morning, and this was the first time I ever realized that the lady singing the song, was the one who killed Andy.

MR. BLUE: You didn't know Vicki Lawrence killed the guy?

NICE GUY EDDIE: I thought the cheatin wife shot Andy.

MR. BLONDE: They say it in the song.

NICE GUY EDDIE: I know, I heard it. I musta zoned out whenever that part came on before.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 16, 2019 07:11 PM (zCabI)

292 You let lilKim pop off a rockets, I sell a few wings of fighters to our little.friends
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (KzqC+)

Until I looked it up on the intertubes (which means totes accurate), I had not realized the two previous administrations had been refusing to sell the F-16s to Taiwan. Not surprised by Obama, but I am surprised about Bush 43.

However, I always thought Bush had made some sort of Faustian bargain with Pelosi: she'd make noise about Iraq but not do anything substantive, but she got her way with everything else.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 16, 2019 07:11 PM (5Yee7)

293

Because for a Leftist, the solution to every problem, even the fake problems, is Leftism.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:11 PM (9Vklg)

294 ""Pina Colada" song by Rupert Holmes isn't really a
happy nice song, at all."

sure it is ... it's about how marriage can complicate life and make two people forget the wonderful/fun stuff from younger days. At the end they rediscover that ... sorta. A song of hope and renewal. right?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2019 07:11 PM (Cus5s)

295 I went to Puerto Rico many jeers ago. It was fun.

I lived in Puerto Rico years ago. It was fun and dangerous as hell. Because Puerto Ricans.
Posted by: JackStraw

I had a house on Culebra and I'm very pale.

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:11 PM (KzqC+)

296 And now for the most bizarre tweet of the day:

Dr. Craig Considine @CraigCons
I often hear my Muslim friends say, "I love Jesus," but I never hear Christians say, "I love Muhammad."

Perhaps one day more Christians will be able to say the latter for the sake of humanity.

I don't think you need to "be Muslim" to love him. You just need to be a human being.

...ooookayy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

297
No goid female sportswriters.

No good female comedians.

Andrea Martin, Catherine Ohara and Jan Hooks are exceptions. Funny as hell.

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (1y8FU)

298 Does she even know the difference between hamster and hampster?

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (Y274z)

299 >>I had a house on Culebra and I'm very pale.

We used to go there to dive. The airport approach was fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

300 I know a Puerto Rican - she's dangerous and fun.

Posted by: Boswell at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)

301 I went to Puerto Rico many jeers ago. It was fun.
Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM (aS7LQ)

It's different now. It's not fun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2019 07:06 PM (Mouru)

It's so much fun now that they move to New York City as soon as possible.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (m79Dg)

302 296 And now for the most bizarre tweet of the day:

Dr. Craig Considine @CraigCons
I often hear my Muslim friends say, "I love Jesus," but I never hear Christians say, "I love Muhammad."

Perhaps one day more Christians will be able to say the latter for the sake of humanity.

I don't think you need to "be Muslim" to love him. You just need to be a human being.

...ooookayy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

What a sad, goofy stooge....

Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (bCLt0)

303

The whole segment is pretty good.

Posted by: t-bird

Yeah, it was. I loved how he became a big star with such humble beginnings.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (9Vklg)

304 Wait, is that true?

Well, so says the internet, who knows?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

305 Because when I want to read about cricket scores, I would also like to hear about Cricket's sores- and how they are the fault of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 16, 2019 07:13 PM (gmtFW)

306 Dr. Craig Considine @CraigCons
I often hear my Muslim friends say, "I love Jesus,"

Names and addresses, please.

Posted by: CAIR at August 16, 2019 07:13 PM (Y9zp1)

307 Wait, is that true?

According to the IMDB, it is...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 07:13 PM (7s3Gx)

308 Dr. Craig Considine @CraigCons
I often hear my Muslim friends say, "I love Jesus," but I never hear Christians say, "I love Muhammad."

++++++++++++++

They love Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Mankind...

Different

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 16, 2019 07:13 PM (1g7ch)

309 277. We were too young to see the danger. Plus we met a couple guys who were country club types - yes there was a country club, we dined there - and they took us all around the island.

Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 07:13 PM (aS7LQ)

310 > Wait, is that true?

IMDB says she's Danny Elfman's mother-in-law (by virtue of him being married to Bridget Fonda for a while), not his stepmother.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:13 PM (tY4MP)

311 Tanned fit Puerto Rican young women dancing and doing yoga on the beach. You're welcome.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1mrhAHdQU

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 07:14 PM (QwmrN)

312 Mean Jeane

Still regret that Kirkpatrick never ran for President.

Posted by: Rodrigo

I worked with her at Empower America in the early 90s, I don't think she had the energy left. She would have been a great choice to replace 43 on the post-Reagan ticket.

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:14 PM (KzqC+)

313 Just looking at this woman's picture and resume, I'm confused how the hell she got hired to write for a sports magazine to begin with. It would be like hiring Archie Bunker to write for a maternity magazine.

OK all you broads, quitcher bitchen about your fat belly and go make a sammich.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2019 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

314
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "I was tired of my lady" IS IN THE FIRST LINE OF THE SONG.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Thanks for making me feel stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:04 PM

NICE GUY EDDIE: When I was coming down here, I was playin it. And "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" came on. Now I ain't heard that song since it was big, but when it was big, I heard it a million-trillion times. I'm listening to it this morning, and this was the first time I ever realized that the lady singing the song, was the one who killed Andy.

MR. BLUE: You didn't know Vicki Lawrence killed the guy?

NICE GUY EDDIE: I thought the cheatin wife shot Andy.

MR. BLONDE: They say it in the song.

NICE GUY EDDIE: I know, I heard it. I musta zoned out whenever that part came on before.

Posted by: Chuck C

Whoa, that's so me!

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:14 PM (9Vklg)

315 Megan, honey, don't listen to the haters. I suffered a series of unfortunate social events and look at me now. I'm on CNN.

Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at August 16, 2019 07:14 PM (sN9mD)

316

The Pina Colada song is about two losers who pretend to be strangers, putting bags over their heads and doing freaky butt stuff. We like it.

Posted by: Panty Sniffers Monthly at August 16, 2019 07:15 PM (FLdai)

317 Wait, Williamsburg went from Hassidim to Hipsters to Puerto Ricans already? Fast turnover.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 16, 2019 07:15 PM (kQs4Y)

318 One of the most obnoxious NPCs I've ever met was Puerto Rican. Well her parents were. They were rich and she was a Yanqui child of privilege, but she never ever tired of telling people she was Puerto Rican five times a day, and sanctimoniously holding forth in the breakroom about whichever NPC cause du jour punchcard had been inserted in to her skull slot. Horrible. Hadn't thought of her in years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2019 07:15 PM (WuHiL)

319
We used to go there to dive. The airport approach was fun.
Posted by: JackStraw

Heh, the ferry was worse.

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:15 PM (KzqC+)

320 Her Puerto Rican neighbors are just as good as any white neighbors.

Posted by: Joe Biden, unwoke, unashamed, unaware at August 16, 2019 07:15 PM (COzlW)

321 but I never hear Christians say, "I love Muhammad."

That's because we rarely bleat like goats.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2019 07:15 PM (Ydn2k)

322 Some people don't realize this unless they live with minorities. They are more color/shade conscious than white people. Well almost.

Oh yeah. Knew one PR chick at work and I asked her about this black guy she got along with real good and she said No way he was too dark??????

Blacks are like that too. Especially in the south. They now the pedigree of folks going back to slave times and if you aren't the same shade, you can't hang out with some people.

Weird.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 16, 2019 07:15 PM (cxIsI)

323 Well, so says the internet, who knows?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Whoa - if the internet says it, it must be true...you must be assimilated, Chris.

Posted by: Boswell at August 16, 2019 07:16 PM (32YRo)

324 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:13 PM (tY4MP)

They're still married, I think. Which is why I thought it would be weird if his dad was married to her mom.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2019 07:16 PM (ikSzT)

325 Remember that movie "It Could Happen To You", about Bridget Fonda as a waitress who Nick Cage shares his lotto winnings with?

Man, she was something in that flick.

And Cage wasn't complete shit like he usually does.

Good, underrated movie I will always stop to watch.

Kind of like I always stop to watch "So I Married An Axe Murderer", starring Nancy Travis and that guy Meyers.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2019 07:16 PM (bQngX)

326 It's so much fun now that they move to New York City as soon as possible.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 16, 2019 07:12 PM (m79Dg)

Orlando if they cannot afford the extra $50 for airfare.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 16, 2019 07:16 PM (1g7ch)

327 > One of the most obnoxious NPCs I've ever met was Puerto Rican. Well her parents were. They were rich and she was a Yanqui child of privilege, but she never ever tired of telling people she was Puerto Rican five times a day, and sanctimoniously holding forth in the breakroom about whichever NPC cause du jour punchcard had been inserted in to her skull slot. Horrible. Hadn't thought of her in years.

You used to work with AOC?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:16 PM (tY4MP)

328

Okay, when I hear one of your imaginary muslim friends say they love Jews and love Israel, then we'll talk, Dr Craig Fuckface Liar.

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:17 PM (9Vklg)

329 Great news, guys, ABC news on the radio says that the medical examiner ruling that Jeffy offed himself puts an end to any conspiracy theories.
So, there you have it! Shut up already.

Posted by: navybrat can't stop laughing... at August 16, 2019 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

330 > Tanned fit Puerto Rican young women dancing and doing yoga on the beach. You're welcome.

Link not as described. Would not click again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:17 PM (tY4MP)

331 OT - in the car on the way to Seattle. Hubs decided instead of the radio he wants to listen to one of the playlists from his phone. Kill me now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August

****

HOV where ever you can. Otherwise doomed you are.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 07:17 PM (axyOa)

332 I'm going to be sitting on the porch admiring the pretty hummingbirds tonight.

Husband and his besties arrived in the ATL to the Air BNB they'd rented near the Braves stadium. The place was completely trashed. So they found rooms at some hotel near the stadium.

Anyhow, I'monna be sitting on the porch, sipping my send perfectly prepared martini, admiring the birds.

Screw sports, screw politics.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

333 203
Barstool Sports. One of the leading sports/soft porn blogs on the interwebs.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 16, 2019 06:56 PM (6/uwW)

You just described the Sports Illustrated of my pre-internet youth. Waiting months for the swimsuit issue.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 16, 2019 07:18 PM (rnXGe)

334 Is Bridget Fonda worthy of every inch of your love?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 16, 2019 07:18 PM (87EdW)

335 Damn you Jesse Pinkman straight to hell.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 16, 2019 07:18 PM (FiUMj)

336

The epstein murder whitewash is complete!

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:18 PM (9Vklg)

337 I still have nightmares about the ramenburger at the last Williamsburg smorgasburg. Got dragged there by my hipster SJW niece who went to high school in Brooklyn.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 16, 2019 07:18 PM (COzlW)

338

And Deadspin has sucked out loud for years. They dipped their toes in covering other bullshit, everyone followed suit, then the prog idiot circlejerk went nuclear.

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at August 16, 2019 07:19 PM (1y8FU)

339 > You just described the Sports Illustrated of my pre-internet youth. Waiting months for the swimsuit issue.

Whacking material was precious in those days. Kids today will never know the struggle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:19 PM (tY4MP)

340 I liked Cage in The Rock. But then Sean Connery makes everyone better.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 07:19 PM (axyOa)

341 My next to last sentence made no sense. I blame Tito's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

342 Kind of like I always stop to watch "So I Married An Axe Murderer", starring Nancy Travis and that guy Meyers.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2019 07:16 PM (bQngX)

Great movie.

'Look at the size of that boy's hed.'

'I know, but That's a huge noggin!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 16, 2019 07:20 PM (gmtFW)

343 282 > Mean Jeane
Still regret that Kirkpatrick never ran for President.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:09 PM (tY4MP)

My dad, rest his soul, who loved Goldwater and Reagan, predicted she would be the first female prez.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2019 07:20 PM (uEbPt)

344 Her Puerto Rican neighbors are just as good as any white neighbors.

Posted by: Joe Biden,

"I love my Puerto Rican neighbors! Their cars are hopping way cool, they wear wife beaters like Italians, and, hey, when they shoot off their fire arms they miss a lot!"- Sleepy Joe

Posted by: Boswell at August 16, 2019 07:20 PM (32YRo)

345 Jane.
That's exactly what I'm doing now. I have three fighting over my martini.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 07:20 PM (axyOa)

346 The epstein murder whitewash is complete!

Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 16, 2019 07:18 PM (9Vklg)

>>>Jeffrey Epstein hanged himself in Manhattan jail cell, NYC medical examiner rules .

The janitor that mopped around him could have said that.
What was the cause of death (without peaking)?

Strangulation?
Broken neck?
Two gun shot to back of head? With or with out powder burns?

Did not know an autopsy could tell you who killed who.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 16, 2019 07:21 PM (1g7ch)

347 Whacking material was precious in those days. Kids today will never know the struggle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 16, 2019 07:19 PM (tY4MP)

*fistbump*

Do I have to go to hell for thinking about making a Holodomor analogy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 16, 2019 07:21 PM (gmtFW)

348 Nood

Posted by: hogmartin at August 16, 2019 07:21 PM (t+qrx)

349
Jane.

That's exactly what I'm doing now. I have three fighting over my martini.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 07:20 PM (axyOa)

Hummingbirds? We used to have a gorgeous Russian Blue who would cry and beg for a martini olive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

350 318- I think she got elected to congress

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (87EdW)

351 Funny thing about the PR NPC mentioned above, was that she was big on PR independence. Her hardworking old man enraged her, because he preferred territorial status, on the grounds that PR isn't ready for independence or statehood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (WuHiL)

352 Hummingbirds? We used to have a gorgeous Russian Blue who would cry and beg for a martini olive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2

The birds here are greenish blue. Beautiful.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

353 If there is any social justice in the wide, wide world of sports, let's hope Megan is replaced by a tranny editor.

Posted by: Fritz at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (kLDv+)

354 lol Jane.. it's okay.. I'm about there with my tequila. Been a shit week and the coming weeks will be worse.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

355 http://bit.ly/2MlJr2b
********
Oren Liebermann on Twitter: "The letter Rep. Rashida Tlaib sent to Israeli Interior Minister Ayreh Deri requesting a visit to her family in the West Bank, in which she promises to "respect any restrictions" and "not promote boycotts against Israel during my visit."
******
That will leave a mark

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (BqBId)

356 My favorite Nic Cage movie is National Treasure.

He either really liked American history or did a very good job of playing a geeking out history nerd. Either way it made me like him a more.

Posted by: Big V at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (xV6Pj)

357 Hung with toilet paper?

Posted by: jesse pinkman at August 16, 2019 07:24 PM (QwmrN)

358 IMDB says she's Danny Elfman's mother-in-law (by virtue of him being married to Bridget Fonda for a while), not his stepmother.

Crap, my logic centers are blown. Time for a gin and tonic.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 16, 2019 07:24 PM (7s3Gx)

359 'Look at the size of that boy's hed.'

'I know, but That's a huge noggin!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

"He'll cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla".

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2019 07:25 PM (bQngX)

360
Hummingbirds? We used to have a gorgeous Russian Blue who would cry and beg for a martini olive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2

The birds here are greenish blue. Beautiful.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

Our Russian Blue was our cat! Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2019 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

361 If you think my life is soft, esse, I'll have you know mi barrio has had more Puerto Ricans in it than Ricky Martin's asshole.

I snorted out loud.

Apropos of nothing, I just discovered that our Mom's Demand is having a protest tomorrow for Moar Gun Control.

I'm debating where to go down there with a sign saying μολὼν λαβέ or not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2019 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

362 356
My favorite Nic Cage movie is National Treasure.

He either really liked American history or did a very good job of
playing a geeking out history nerd. Either way it made me like him a
more.

Posted by: Big V at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM (xV6Pj)

Actors don't actually write the scripts tho. He read what was on the paper. He's also been filmed reading a bunch of dumb shit.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 16, 2019 07:27 PM (rnXGe)

363 http://bit.ly/2MmcqCV
*******
Intelligence Community IG Lawyer with Ties to Clintons Suspected of Leaking During Hillary Email Probe - Now Works at ODNI

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 16, 2019 07:30 PM (BqBId)

364 I hear there are still Italians in Bensonhurst and Bay Ridge.

Posted by: kallisto at August 16, 2019 06:52 PM (aS7LQ)

More muzzies and Chinese than Italians now. The Italians took the Guinea Gangplank and moved to Staten Island.

Posted by: RickZ at August 16, 2019 07:37 PM (Y8PSl)

365 Is "wokebragging" a word yet? Because that "I live in the Puerto Rican part of Williamsburg" line was a total wokebrag.

Posted by: Alex at August 16, 2019 07:37 PM (vshng)

366 One of the most obnoxious NPCs I've ever met was
Puerto Rican. Well her parents were. They were rich and she was a Yanqui
child of privilege, but she never ever tired of telling people she was
Puerto Rican five times a day, and sanctimoniously holding forth in the
breakroom about whichever NPC cause du jour punchcard had been inserted
in to her skull slot. Horrible. Hadn't thought of her in years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2019 07:15 PM (WuHiL)

---
you w*rked with AOC?

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx tech at August 16, 2019 07:41 PM (uSW8H)

367 Intelligence Community IG Lawyer with Ties to Clintons Suspected of Leaking During Hillary Email Probe - Now Works at ODNI

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 16, 2019 07:30 PM (BqBId)

---
before anyone gripes, yeah the link goes to TGP, but there is a link, in the very first para, to the source material.

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx tech at August 16, 2019 07:43 PM (uSW8H)

368 Is it wrong to do a dirty martini with the jalapeno stuffed olives

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:49 PM (KzqC+)

369 My favorite Nic Cage movie is National Treasure.

He either really liked American history or did a very good job of playing a geeking out history nerd. Either way it made me like him a more.
Posted by: Big V at August 16, 2019 07:23 PM

Not Raising Arizona?

Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2019 07:50 PM (KzqC+)

370 Apropos of nothing, I just discovered that our Moms Demand is having a protest tomorrow for Moar Gun Control..

Go with a sign that says "Moms Demand Double Penetration".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2019 07:53 PM (6XLoz)

371 https://celebmasta.com/marisa-tomei/marisa-tomei-nude-sexy-30/

Posted by: Grump928(C) is willowed at August 16, 2019 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

372 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) is willowed at August 16, 2019 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

373 Did you also notice the misogyny and violence against women in Led Zeppelin's song that goes "Whole lotta love"?

Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter

According to Metro Lyrics, those words are not any part of Whole Lotta Love.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 16, 2019 08:02 PM (FTPn0)

374 Barstool has its share of SJW nitwits, but there are some writers who like Trump. And if you read the comments, I'd say that of those readers who care one way or the other, 60-70% of them are conservative.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 16, 2019 08:20 PM (RLiOt)

375 I think I've run across maybe a full dozen people on the internet who have actually used the term "gaslighting" correctly.

Posted by: MW at August 16, 2019 10:24 PM (hNTtn)

376 >

Laughed out loud at that comment! Well played, sir!

Posted by: Steve Pierson at August 17, 2019 04:06 PM (j83D9)

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