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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Steel Foundry, Coatesville, Pa.
Ralston Crawford
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:10 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:10 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2019 10:11 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:11 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 21, 2019 10:11 AM (uGHnY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2019 10:11 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:11 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:11 AM (iikV
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Pay up. I already checked. This guy died in 1978. If it's JJ, he's doing a pretty convincing job of pretending to be alive.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (T9rmq)
Posted by: weew at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (kmawt)
Anyway, I know the style of this artist.
JJ Sefton for the win!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:10 AM (aXucN)
Nadler has an app for that... app-etite
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2019 10:13 AM (zBaqJ)
Would not hang.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 21, 2019 10:13 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 10:13 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:13 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 10:13 AM (dKIYW)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (ZLI7S)
I told you I should be drinking.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:13 AM (BmxiN)
Ha! I wish!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2019 10:13 AM (zBaqJ)
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Oh no - are you watching me eat the last piece of my daughter's birthday cake?
*adjusts Post-it note over computer camera*
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: shotgun joe at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (vqIkG)
I could read politics into it: see how the serrations of the wood fence create the sense of shark's teeth on the wall of the factory, which is impervious and indifferent in its horrid windowless world.
But that would give it too much credit. It's commie claptrap drawn without depth or texture or emotion. It's an immature idea slapped on canvas.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:15 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 10:15 AM (3lnSV)
Let's see how he votes in 2020.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 10:15 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Someguy at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (yOykd)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (hpmES)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (UUkQp)
Tired of the constant petty arguments from overblown lefties without real employment? Tired of the constant moral dungeon employed in stupid attempts to denigrate America? You know, executions might have a role here. In fact, it might be the only way to deal with this crap.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (LISuA)
BIDEN: "A lot of you know the Delmarva Peninsula, it's all three feet above water, a lot of great fishing and hunting, duck hunting. And I walked through the estuaries, and a hunter guy said 'Damn, Joe, what did you take my gun for?' I said, let me ask you, those cop-killer bullets, I said, how many deer you know wearing Kevlar vests? Raise your hand. You really need one? And hell, if you need 100 clips or 30 clips in a weapons, then you shouldn't be hunting, man! You're dangerous! You're dangerous. (applause) I'm not joking. You know, he'd say to me, take my shotgun. I said, I have three - now I have five, because my son died and I have three of his. That's five shotguns, but they're under lock and key. You leave your key in your car out here and a 14-year-old comes along, picks it up and takes it off and gets in a crash, you're liable. Well, if you leave a weapon sitting on the table with no trigger lock on - "
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)
It kinda looks like a cell for a cartoon.
Needs more bugs bunny.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2019 10:17 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (xSo9G)
New Deal Brutalism, comrade.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (JVrQi)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (BqBId)
Steel Foundry - a limerick
A foundry is not what it seems
Not even in the wildest of dreams
Let me offer some clarity
A foundry's for charity
It's a safe place for orphaned I-beams
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: coregis at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2019 10:19 AM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/y6tlf3qy
Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 10:19 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 10:19 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 10:19 AM (mvenn)
I'm more into the classic reclining noods myself.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 10:19 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: weew at August 21, 2019 10:12 AM (EaEMG)
Yes!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 10:20 AM (Ez6QX)
Cover me; I'm going in.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:20 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 10:20 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 10:21 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: WTP at August 21, 2019 10:21 AM (66rlH)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (aXucN)
It could be worse. It could be a naked fat guy on a couch.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 21, 2019 10:21 AM (JVrQi)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 10:21 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 10:21 AM (tH5fk)
For no other reason than I am depressed, I wanted to post some limpid femininity - silent star Barbara La Marr, whose nickname was "The Girl Who Is Too Beautiful" (sometimes rendered as "The Girl Too Beautiful To Live").
But my stupid mouse won't copy and paste today. So image search for her, if you're interested.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:22 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 10:22 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: FrodoB at August 21, 2019 10:23 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 10:23 AM (+bKWx)
Yeah yeah yeah, Joe. I know. If I need 30 rounds to hunt, I suck at hunting.
If you need a disarmed citizenry to govern, you suck at governing.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (hpmES)
Eeeeew. Why would you put that image in my brain?
Say hello to the lovely and sweet Mrs OM, please.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (dKIYW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (YIsx4)
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Yeah well, don't tell HR. My office door is closed, so no one knows.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (VJZgq)
>>A Guy and his Son Painters
Posted by: FrodoB at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (vNyGK)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2019 10:25 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 21, 2019 10:25 AM (AkkRZ)
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A guy with a ruler and stencils.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 10:25 AM (2LelM)
They had a completely different idea of 'beautiful' in the 1920's.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 10:25 AM (n6bs1)
Party that wants them dead: OMG that is so anti-Semitic
MSM: It sure is!!
National Review: You go my MSM girlfriend!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 10:25 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Kent Brockman at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (vqIkG)
so, the art thread could be worse.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (3lnSV)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 10:24 AM (dKIYW)
I will, thanks!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (JVrQi)
My response to the gun control hunting argument is always ' I didn't know a well regulated militia was a hunting club.'
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (LISuA)
Finally, I like how he contrasts nature with the manufactured elements. The clouds are very realistic, with shading, texture and mass, but the factory and fencing are very flat and geometric, very artificial like steel itself.
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: kraken
Once I level up, my factory will produce +3 per turn!!
Posted by: This is the world I created at August 21, 2019 10:27 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 10:27 AM (3lnSV)
I'm going with Precisionism, a distinctly American movement focused on
technology and technological progress. They tend to mix, to various
proportions, naturalism and abstraction, for example here. It is
obviously a steel plant, even if the title didn't say so, but he reduces
the scene to geometric shapes, flat forms, and solid blocks of basic
color. The palette is predominately blacks and browns which, to me,
emphasizes the realism of a manufacturing landscape with brownfields and
grime-encrusted surfaces. But the bright blue sky with white puffy
clouds make me feel more of a positive mood, than negative.
Finally, I like how he contrasts nature with the manufactured
elements. The clouds are very realistic, with shading, texture and mass,
but the factory and fencing are very flat and geometric, very
artificial like steel itself.
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (OyyDO)
Still isn't art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (CPk08)
But my stupid mouse won't copy and paste today. So image search for her, if you're interested.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:22 AM (BmxiN)
I don't get the supposed beauty or handsomeness of silent film stars. "The Girl Too Beautiful To Live" will be "The Girl Too Fat And Ugly To Live" in a decade or so. And Valentino? Puhleeze!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (VJZgq)
He loses engineering points for that unsupported corner telephone pole.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (jOEDM)
The odd part where he talks about leaving a gun on a kitchen table is out of place.
Even here in Baltimore, I can not leave a LOADED firearm where someone can get it, if someone age 16 or younger is in the home.
But specifically, the wording protects me from the exposure of someone being in our home without permission, and grabbing the firearm.
So, kids in house, not out loaded.
No kids in house, leave it on the kitchen table loaded.
Kid breaks into house, and grabs gun.
On the kid....not me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
Mine is usually, "the founding fathers didn't just liberate us from tyrannical deer"
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (hpmES)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (bCLt0)
Allow me to assist.
http://bit.ly/2TVBkdM
That is Andrew Wyeth's Black Velvet. No it's not painted on black velvet, you morons, the girl is posed on black velvet.
The black choker collar is a nod to Manet's Olympia Reclining. I think the Wyeth is a far superior painting, and I love Manet.
There are some closeups at this link:
https://curiator.com/art/andrew-wyeth/black-velvet
From across the room it's almost photorealistic, up close you see that he has created the flesh tones with tiny splatters of green and purple that don't look like flesh at all, they look like abstract expressionism, but they resolve in the eye as living flesh.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (LISuA)
In Joe's case, it's sharp as a Tic Tac.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (VJZgq)
I think I learned that kind of thing from my wife, she says she loves to watch Gone With the Wind but mainly so she can look at all the furniture and see how each room is laid out and decorated.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:18 AM (aXucN)
I enjoy this style. Aside from the obvious technical skill, there is something behind the obvious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (UUkQp)
Noted for leaving little pustules all over the place.....
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (bCLt0)
Kid breaks into house, and grabs gun.
On the kid....not me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
That's almost like hunting over bait.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (hpmES)
That's why I can't understand why Miley Cyrus has a job. She's ugly, her style is awful, her lifestyle is sad.
Who exactly is buying her image? It's weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (yoBml)
We'll make millions and make this an area people will want to come to.
All we need from you is (fill in the blank) dollars and a tax break for the first 25 years!!
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (6Krd7)
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Snorter Biden"
3 + 3 = 5
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (0yxK0)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (fuK7c)
The way you know that's Wyeth is that you can't tell if it's supposed to be a boudoir shot or a crime scene.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:26 AM (LISuA)
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I'd bet 65% of Americans couldn't tell the difference. It's one of these gaffes that isn't a gaffe unless you know about the subject. Kinda like is someone said I stepped on the accelerator to make my suspension go faster. Car people would laugh. Most people would go yeah that sounds about right.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
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Spectacular
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:32 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Figured it was because he liked head.....
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 10:32 AM (hpmES)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:32 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: JTB at August 21, 2019 10:32 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 10:32 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 21, 2019 10:32 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 10:33 AM (2LelM)
That's why I can't understand why Miley Cyrus has a job. She's ugly, her style is awful, her lifestyle is sad.
Who exactly is buying her image? It's weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (yoBml)
Agreed. Cyrus does nothing but make me sad, no matter how much money she's made.
And I wonder who's raped her.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 10:33 AM (II6Oo)
I think something like 78 kids were killed last year accidentally by a firearm in the house. That's compared to 20 or so killed drowning in a bucket of water. ( over 450 drown in a pool)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 10:33 AM (+bKWx)
**shrugs**
Every age has its own standards of beauty. Men went wild over Adah Menken in the 1860s, but I don't see it. And I never thought Lola Montez was any great beauty, either.
What can I say? I was born at least a century too late.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:33 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 10:33 AM (3lnSV)
Posted by: motionview at August 21, 2019 10:33 AM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
He was a case officer for the CIA and supposedly was overly aggressive in interrogating suspected North Vietnamese spies in Saigon in the late 1960s.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 10:33 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: JTB at August 21, 2019 10:32 AM (bmdz3)
Commie "art."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 21, 2019 10:34 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (yoBml)
Old Hannah Montana fans? Other than that I just don't know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 10:34 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2019 10:34 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 10:34 AM (0pMBV)
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Nah. There's no happy people cheering the Dear Leader (who is at least a foot taller than everyone else) and laying flowers at his feet.
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 10:35 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 10:33 AM (2LelM)
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They're convinced Trump cheated and Hillary actually DID win, so there are no lessons to learn other than they need to do whatever is necessary to win next time, ie lie cheat and steal to the power fo 30.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 10:35 AM (FiUMj)
We'll make millions and make this an area people will want to come to.
All we need from you is (fill in the blank) dollars and a tax break for the first 25 years!!
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (vd8XM)
That's funny, but maybe you know that the building in this painting looks 100 times better than that decaying old pair of silos that Chip and Joanna Gaines started with in Waco. I still can't believe they were able to pull that off - I'd seen it years before they bought it for next to nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 10:35 AM (Kpl3J)
That's why I can't understand why Miley Cyrus has a job. She's ugly, her style is awful, her lifestyle is sad.
Who exactly is buying her image? It's weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (yoBml)
People who want to annoy/flip off everybody that's asking the same question that you are and calling her out on the things that you are.
Her career exists on spite. A lot of things exist on spite now.
Posted by: Hikaru (Allie) at August 21, 2019 10:35 AM (sm6Pk)
I agree with all of that except I like a number of her songs. One of my favorites is her duet with John Travolta from the animated flick, Bolt.
She is a very damaged and unlikable person though.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 10:35 AM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 10:35 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 10:30 AM (yoBml)
Old Hannah Montana fans? Other than that I just don't know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 10:34 AM (Ez6QX)
Her story is a sad one, much like Gollum's....
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:35 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Grapefruit La Croix at August 21, 2019 10:36 AM (3U22A)
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 10:36 AM (n/eZB)
**shrugs again**
To each his own, as they say. And being a man (yes I am, and I can't help but love you so), I'm no judge of what attracts women (obviously, says my mirror). But William S. Hart was a chiseled Western actor and I think Pola Negri is absolutely luscious.
But YMMV.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:36 AM (BmxiN)
Vic @ 57- Don't kill all the ants, bro. Just the fireants the other ants
are unual beneficial insects. Mostly. but fireants are always evil
agents of old shaitan.
Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM (UUkQp)
I kill all the ants within 10 yards of the house. The regular ants get in the kitchen if I don't.
Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2019 10:36 AM (mpXpK)
Cleanest summer air I could remember.
Coolest summer in the PNW in how long?
No hurricane activity?
We MUST do something!
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 10:36 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 10:37 AM (3lnSV)
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3 + 3 = 5?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
I like it too. It reminds me of some of the early-to-mid 90s PC games where they'd just gotten VGA and 256 colors. Wouldn't look out of place in a LucasArts adventure game, for instance.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:29 AM (fuK7c)
It's the masturbatory fantasy of a man-child who is forever locked in a loop of his inferiority complex with respect to women....
[Not really...I like Andrew Wyeth]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (wYseH)
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Are you speaking of the artist here? Wow.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Nah. There's no happy people cheering the Dear Leader (who is at least a foot taller than everyone else) and laying flowers at his feet.
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 10:35 AM (OyyDO)
Exactly. This is much more ambiguous than Soviet Realism.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (y7DUB)
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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Willow at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (sMjt1)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (JVrQi)
You know I love you, Bander, but that is a creepy painting. It looks like it ought to be hanging in a morgue.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (Eh/Al)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (6qErC)
Cleanest summer air I could remember.
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 10:36 AM (MAstk)
Right? Last year was awful.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Ez6QX)
Thirsty soy boys who don't get laid.
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (0pMBV)
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Charles' Johnson at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (hjaPQ)
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No one buys that. If they did Manhattan Media would be beating that drum. They ain't for good reasons - it don't sell.
My only question is there someone they can discover late to save the day? Looking at the bench I think it will be a long losing game for them.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (XkX6f)
yesterdays Minneapolis Strib editorial called for the demolition of Mt. Rushmore, because it pictures four white guys lording their whiteness over the nearby Lakota.
Why should we normal people be pushed around by lunatics like this? And being on an editorial masthead is no bar to being a lunatic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Wx/+I)
Real feather beds and pillows,chicken shit facials included.
Posted by: saf at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (II6Oo)
Posted by: Willow at August 21, 2019 10:40 AM (1H25l)
The odd part where he talks about leaving a gun on a kitchen table is out of place.
Even here in Baltimore, I can not leave a LOADED firearm where someone can get it, if someone age 16 or younger is in the home.
But specifically, the wording protects me from the exposure of
someone being in our home without permission, and grabbing the firearm.
So, kids in house, not out loaded.
No kids in house, leave it on the kitchen table loaded.
Kid breaks into house, and grabs gun.
On the kid....not me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 10:28 AM
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Have a buddy who had his gun stolen from his truck a couple of months ago. He claims he always locks his truck up but it's gone. I told him multiple times now that he had better go tell the Cops that someone stole his gun but he hasn't gone yet.
Pretty sure he hasn't gone yet because the Cops are going to ask him how they got the gun and if any windows were broken. I suspect he does not lock his truck up as much as he claims he does and that is a no-no with a loaded gun in your vehicle.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2019 10:40 AM (JUOKG)
Anyway, everybody have the best day that circumstances will permit given the indifference of universe.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 10:34 AM (0pMBV)
I live in one of the areas that was one of the steel centers of America at one time. The factories all closed down in the 80s, but they building still remain. I immediately relate to this artist's work here. I know exactly what he was going for.
Precisionism isn't Commie art. Some of them might have been small-S socialist, but Precisionism is about American technological superiority. In the inter-War period, we were the only major country left standing with an intact infrastructure. While everyone else was rebuilding, we filled the gap Britain, Germany and others left open.
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 10:41 AM (OyyDO)
Her career exists on spite. A lot of things exist on spite now.
Posted by: Hikaru
Classic "Daddy! Look at meeeeeee!"
Then again, that one hit wonder, Silly Faye Sorryass, wasn't paying much attention to Milky Virus.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 10:41 AM (hpmES)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 21, 2019 10:41 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2019 10:41 AM (Ct55T)
Cbd must be mad at us this morning
Posted by: Willow at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM
he's not mad; he's just disappointed
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2019 10:41 AM (Ny341)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 10:41 AM (tH5fk)
********
JackStraw
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (BqBId)
Was it ruled a suicide?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (vm9Ij)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Wx/+I)
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I'm beginning to think of the editorial masthead as a list of those most likely to be nuts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (LISuA)
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That's from a couple of yeas ago.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (sGotD)
That happened a couple years ago but yeah, it's pretty obvious she was killed because she was exposing some serious corruption.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
What did she do this time?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (tH5fk)
Speaking of art, sort of, yesterdays Minneapolis Strib editorial called for the demolition of Mt. Rushmore, because it pictures four white guys lording their whiteness over the nearby Lakota.
How Talibanish of them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (vm9Ij)
******
Probably Arkancide
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (BqBId)
Oh. I was working on internal evidence alone. Knowing things is cheating. It still doesn't redeem the flatness for me. The well rendered clouds just prove that he could paint but chooses not to.
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With that I want to thank the Dildo and all of the art threadists and especially Kris for all the wonderful art threads. This week is my art thread swan song, I won't be able to be a regular after this.
The art thread is the best thread, it's even overtaken the book thread in my esteem.
I love this place and I love you people, but let's face it you're mostly assholes. JJ gets everyone riled up in the morning and they're mostly worn out by the art thread. Then everything can be nice and happy and we can talk about why the non on the egg has an owl on its head.
And the ace threads, well, ace is our poet laureate but the commenters rush to see who can hate the most and the fastest. It's not like this quaint little out of the way art thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
It's all myth and press.
Like the twatwaffle of yesterday who posted racy images, then "responded to criticism" ... it's all P.R., trying to sell stuff to 18 year olds (both physical and mental aged)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (6qErC)
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JackStraw
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:38 AM (BqBId)
Was it ruled a suicide?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (vm9Ij)
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"It's the official coroner's report. How could you possibly question it's veracity. Now, about Trump peeing on a bed covered in the Hillary's emails..."
-Allahpundit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: klaftern at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (RuIsu)
So it could be art.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 10:44 AM (+bKWx)
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 10:44 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (sGotD)
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OOOOPS ! Sorry Need more coffee
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:44 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:44 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 10:44 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Morris the Cat at August 21, 2019 10:44 AM (8yT+c)
How Muslim Brotherhood of them who wanted to hide the pyramids. How Khmer Rouge Year Zero of them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (XkX6f)
Only needs a bulldog coming through the slat.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (Ndje9)
Where are the dudes from Supernatural when you need them?
Posted by: catman at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (dNzKv)
Remember how the LA Times journalist pronounced Obama the highest IQ President? When asked what the gay mulatto's IQ was he said he didn't know, he just assumed. If that is asked of Biden now, the response will be "Racist!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (VJZgq)
She's gone all busty lesbian in public.
Posted by: Ian S.
Oh, and now that's a bad thing?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (elfAG)
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (II6Oo
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Safe bet.
I'd venture to guess most celebrities have, period.
And virtually all child stars. The SAG-AFTRA Young Performers guild appears to be nothing more than a fleshpot for filthy old men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (yoBml)
"mostly"?
I've spent a lifetime at this, and you tell me it's only "mostly"?
*whimper*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:46 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
This chick reeks of 'used like a whore'.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 10:46 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2019 10:46 AM (Eh/Al)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
( *makes pouty face* )
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 21, 2019 10:46 AM (JVrQi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2019 10:31 AM (dNzKv)
Remember how the LA Times journalist pronounced Obama the highest IQ President? When asked what the gay mulatto's IQ was he said he didn't know, he just assumed. If that is asked of Biden now, the response will be "Racist!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (VJZgq)
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The idea that anyone would seriously consider Obama smarter than the likes of Jefferson, Madison, and even Wilson (whom I loathe) is ridiculous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:46 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
( *makes pouty face* )
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 21, 2019 10:46 AM (JVrQi)
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*kicks sand*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (+bKWx)
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (0pMBV)
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
She's gone all busty lesbian in public.
Posted by: Ian S.
Oh, and now that's a bad thing?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 10:45 AM (tH5fk)
Poor little thing is not, nor ever will be, "busty"... broken and sad, yes....
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (bCLt0)
NEW JERSEY BEAT THE SOCKS OFF RHODE ISLAND.
IN A SHUT OUT! TOTALLY OWNED THEM. RI=LOSERS.
(Little League)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (LISuA)
Fabricated...completely fabricated. Just to irritate the people who accuse him of being a commie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 10:48 AM (XkX6f)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 10:48 AM (d7Ww2)
S***s about to get real!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (6qErC)
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"Nah-uh, bro. Shit's already real."
-Sergeant Danny Butterman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:48 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2019 10:49 AM (mIQCW)
..
Prolly has a team of therapists.
She'll OD on pills one day.
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 10:49 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
[Blinks rapidly] You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 10:49 AM (tH5fk)
"Some commentators have even attributed his language use to early Alzheimer's, citing erratic behavior and little regards for social conventions. I don't believe it.
I have been repeatedly asked in media interviews about such use of language by Trump. So far as I can tell, he is simply using effective discourse mechanisms to communicate what he wants to communicate to his audience. I have found that he is very careful and very strategic in his use of language. The only way I know to show this is to function as a linguist and cognitive scientist and go through details. (and he does)
.... Trump's use of language is anything but word salad. His words and his use of grammar are carefully chosen, and put together artfully, automatically, and quickly."
https://tinyurl.com/jk9ggqh
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2019 10:49 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2019 10:49 AM (bCLt0)
That happened a couple years ago but yeah, it's pretty obvious she was killed because she was exposing some serious corruption.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 10:42 AM (ZLI7S)
glad you noted that, I thought it was a bit misleading of the article to try and hide the date that it happened on. I used to wonder if Mifsud was involved, because of his Maltese connections, but it looks like Malta is one of the centers of organized crime activity in the Mediterranean. Which makes it hard to figure out which crime lord got pissed off enough at what this woman was reporting on to kill her.
I remember looking up some info on this about a year ago, looks like she had no Protector. If you're going to get into exposing this kind of shit, you need a Protector, or you're gone fast.
In a maybe related note, it's amazing how much stuff is starting to come out about Epstein now that he's safely dead. 20 years, nobody says a thing, 1 week after he's dead, everybody wants to talk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)
*********
Progress - a limerick
A process called gentrification
An urban form of beautification
Hire baristas and hipster smirkers
While the actual steel workers
Get sent on a permanent vacation
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (LISuA)
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Junior's first day of kindergarten today.
He'd been going to pre-school for 2 years, but this place is new with new kids.
He was excited. We got to walk him down the hallway to the classroom. As soon as he notices that none of his friends from pre-school are in the room, he seizes up and starts to quietly cry.
Ugh...we'd been building him up to this for months, and he still just cried. Dammit, now the kids are gonna start calling him a baby again. Not what I wanted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
Who you calling asshole, douche bag?
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (7JSnm)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (ZLI7S)
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Well, now I can die happy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)
She's gone all busty lesbian in public.
Posted by: Ian S.
But there's video of her deep throating some guy......
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (7JSnm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (XkX6f)
Speaking of art, sort of, yesterdays Minneapolis Strib editorial
called for the demolition of Mt. Rushmore, because it pictures four
white guys lording their whiteness over the nearby Lakota.
How Talibanish of them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (aKsyK)
Don Lemmoned her girlfriend
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
Who you calling asshole, douche bag?
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (7JSnm)
1 2 3 4 I DECLARE A FLAME WAR!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
Remember how the LA Times journalist pronounced Obama the highest IQ President? When asked what the gay mulatto's IQ was he said he didn't know, he just assumed.
I remember one reporter explaining Obama gaffes were due to his slow mouth not being able to keep up with his hyper speed brain.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (aKsyK)
(I'm taking a break from spelunking in the fridge.)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Ian S.
But there's video of her deep throating some guy......"
Like I said - it's all PR...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (6qErC)
>> I love this place and I love you people, but let's face it you're mostly assholes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
I wear the badge "asshole" proudly.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)
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Does he have to wear a name tape with his pronouns on the first day?
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (MAstk)
I hope he wins.
Heads everywhere will explode.
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Eh. I read the shark teeth as a message.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 10:47 AM (0pMBV)
That sounds neat. A lot of these unused spaces are kinda beautiful in a Romantic ruins sort of way. They definitely inspire some magnificent photographs and I bet they would make great art from someone who could paint (not me). One of our major empty factories burned down two years ago. It was a major landmark. The fire was spectacular. One of those all-day/all-night, multi-alarm affairs. I could see it from my office window so that was cool.
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (OyyDO)
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Does he have to wear a name tape with his pronouns on the first day?
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (MAstk)
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Thankfully no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (iikV8)
HA, did you see this about Matt Shea in the Spokesman? I especially love how he writes about "extremist right-wing violence" plaguing the country.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6yx42uq
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at August 21, 2019 10:53 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 21, 2019 10:53 AM (pMGkg)
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At least can't discuss until the statute of limitations run.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)
You shouldn't be hating on Touche Turtlelike that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 10:53 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Ian S.
But there's video of her deep throating some guy......
Posted by: Sponge
It was a female penis.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (hpmES)
She claims to be "pansexual", which is the same as bi except with extra intersectionality points for some reason I don't understand.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (ZGrMX)
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I heard about it but avoid that rag as much as possible.
Will check out your link.
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (0pMBV)
I hope he wins.
Heads everywhere will explode.
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Christie Brinkley I think will be on it. Will get to see if her photos have been retouched or if she really is a freak of nature.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (+bKWx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (iikV
My mom taught kindergarten for a year and said the first week is crying, crying, laughter, laughter, laughter.
I hope he loves it, and I know he will! Best to you and your wife, though, they really never are the same after school starts. They grow up! The little independent bastards.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (LISuA)
..
Daddy's little girl!
Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus
You taught her everything you know.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (hpmES)
She claims to be "pansexual", which is the same as bi except with extra intersectionality points for some reason I don't understand.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (ZGrMX)
Cookware are people too.
Posted by: Someguy at August 21, 2019 10:55 AM (yOykd)
Posted by: Some Guy at August 21, 2019 10:55 AM (7JSnm)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor
Damn. I was hoping I could get away with saying that behind your back.
Upside, I will still be a book thread regular so the book thread will again be my favorite thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:55 AM (fuK7c)
*******
Ghislaine Maxwell taught Jeffrey Epstein victim 'proper' oral sex: suit
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:55 AM (BqBId)
see also, Jimmy Savile.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2019 10:55 AM (3lnSV)
Remember how the LA Times journalist pronounced Obama the highest IQ President? When asked what the gay mulatto's IQ was he said he didn't know, he just assumed.
I remember one reporter explaining Obama gaffes were due to his slow mouth not being able to keep up with his hyper speed brain.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (aKsyK)
The intellectual stutter, I believe they called it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 10:55 AM (II6Oo)
Posted by: DangerGirl at August 21, 2019 10:55 AM (f/ass)
To be fair, all the chattering can break a man.
Posted by: James Jackson, Sacramento DSA, He/Him at August 21, 2019 10:56 AM (oTMWb)
My mom taught kindergarten for a year and said the first week is crying, crying, laughter, laughter, laughter.
I hope he loves it, and I know he will! Best to you and your wife, though, they really never are the same after school starts. They grow up! The little independent bastards.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (LISuA)
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The worst part is that one of his best friends is in the next classroom (there are 4 kindergartens, and they're trying to get a teacher to split it across 5).
If they had just put him and the other kid in the same room, there would have been no tears and they would have just gone to making those weird little screams they do.
Le sigh...I know he'll get over it. Pre-school was just like this for a while, but first impressions, you know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:56 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
A little of both.
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2019 10:56 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba
Oh stuff it, Madison. Super minor sub-bloggers like us don't get to have our feelings hurt. I like the art thread better than the fishy thread, ok?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (aKsyK)
His mouth could go fast or slow, depending on the mood he was in.--Reggie "Where Did I Go" Love.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (VJZgq)
Not only is he merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
~~~~~
Crybaby. Just like your sissy team.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (sGotD)
Ghislaine Maxwell taught Jeffrey Epstein victim 'proper' oral sex: suit
I'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (oVJmc)
She claims to be "pansexual", which is the same as bi except with extra intersectionality points for some reason I don't understand.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (ZGrMX)
I think there's cookware involved. It's all quite amorphous.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (RD7QR)
I predicted yesterday that the media was going to jump all over him for using "loyalty" is his correct rant about Talib and Omar, but it's still breathtaking how they can totally flip it upside down, and turn it inside out in order to make HIM seem like the bad guy.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba
Oh stuff it, Madison. Super minor sub-bloggers like us don't get to have our feelings hurt. I like the art thread better than the fishy thread, ok?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (fuK7c)
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*borrows shiv*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (iikV8)
To be fair, his brain was always thinking about either bombing people with drones or Reggie's cock. Not much room for anything else.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (iikV
better start showing him some Quentin Tarantino movies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (0yxK0)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (zbbA4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:50 AM (iikV
better start showing him some Quentin Tarantino movies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)
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Last night was Death Proof!
Next is Inglourious Basterds!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (iikV8)
I'd rather have another Penn reel than art, so there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (0pMBV)
You obviously know a MUCH better class of woman than I do.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
Well. A hack writes the fish thread...
so.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM (7JSnm)
Justice Department @TheJusticeDept
Deputy Assistant Attorney General David Morrell for the Department of Justice's Consumer Protection Branch (CPB) and Director of CPB Gus Eyler are participating in today's announcement of this important #ElderFraud takedown
US Attorney John Bash @USAttyBash
NEW: Tomorrow morning at 11EST/10CST, I will hold a press conference in San Antonio to announce arrests and charges in a major fraud & identity-theft case.
The alleged foreign-based scheme targeted thousands of our Nation's veterans.
I will be joined by officials from DC.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM (BqBId)
I'd rather have another Penn reel than art, so there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM (6qErC)
As long as it's Penn reel and not Penn State.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM (d7Ww2)
Jeeze..
Posted by: catman at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (4HMlb)
HA, did you see this about Matt Shea in the Spokesman? I especially love how he writes about "extremist right-wing violence" plaguing the country.
Heard a radio news report this morning that said they stopped another mass shooter before he could act. They claim they are all extreme right haters who want to kill blacks, Latinos, gays etc etc blah blah.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (aKsyK)
Can't stand Vestal. He's a vile idiot.
The article was everything I expected.
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (MAstk)
To be fair, his brain was always thinking about either bombing people with drones or Reggie's cock. Not much room for anything else.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (ZGrMX)
Except us....
Posted by: NCAA Brackets at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)
My Google news feed always seems to feature stories about a Russia-US nuclear war. What the hell set that off?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that Epstein is only MOSTLY dead.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (VJZgq)
New job, new place. Teaching middle school in north NJ. I'm not leaving the HQ, it's just that I'll be busy during art threads.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM (0pMBV)
You obviously know a MUCH better class of woman than I do.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
Well there's a difference between angry "you're an asshole" and laughing "you're an asshole".
Posted by: Someguy at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (yOykd)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:51 AM (aXucN)
Send me all of your spicy pecans. And I hate that they are better than my almond version, and I REALLY hate that it is your recipe.
You...a Red Sox fan!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: DangerGirl at August 21, 2019 10:55 AM (f/ass)
If he gets into a debate with Trump he will finally be facing someone who calls him out on his bullshit rather than simply being baffled by it,
I guess 15 minutes into the debate Creepy Joe will challenge Trump to a fistfight.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (II6Oo)
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, just so at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (AM1GF)
Who looks at a factory behind a fence and thinks, I've gotta paint this!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 10:20 AM (ZLI7S)
*raises hand*
Except with me it was the shipping containers on the Delaware River yards.
Posted by: kallisto at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (DJFLF)
Ugh I need to stop reading that stuff. It sends my blood pressure soaring.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that Epstein is only MOSTLY dead.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (VJZgq)
So...no going through his clothes looking for loose change?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (NWiLs)
I will be joined by officials from DC.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 21, 2019 10:59 AM
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I wonder if they are the ones who stole my ID years ago.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (JUOKG)
This is how I know Trump will win 2020.
In 2016 there were 2 Trump-adjacent contestants - Marla Maples and Doug Flutie.
That's how I knew Trump had a chance.
Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (9VeU0)
I love this place and I love you people, but let's face it you're mostly assholes.
Please. I'm classier than that. I'm a "posterior orifice".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Wx/+I)
The MFM's hopes and dreams were all situated on Hillary winning and then Putinizing the US. Since it didn't happen, they want the US to be destroyed.
Meanwhile, in reality, it appears the Russians had a major nuclear accident that they're trying to cover up.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (+bKWx)
If that were true, he would talk faster- like any other precocious child. No, his mouth was buying time for his brain
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (aXucN)
Following Little League Baseball now that the Red Sox are comfortably settling into their historical mean and will rise again in...oh...about 71 years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (wYseH)
My Google news feed always seems to feature stories about a Russia-US nuclear war. What the hell set that off?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (Wx/+I)
The US ditched the INF treaty, or at least the part that won't let us have cruise missiles. It's a return to the status quo ante but since most journalists think that history started when they were born they choose to believe it's a crisis. Also whatever happened with that explosion in Russia, which I choose to believe was their version of Project Pluto because Project Pluto was bitchin'.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (RD7QR)
On the plus side: it puts you closer to Her Imperial Malevolence.
On the down side: it's Joisey.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (BmxiN)
Well, it's South Riding, so...
(one of the organizer's sons played BB w/the youngest mouse years ago. That kid could pitch, too - once got 7 innings in something like 55 pitches)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (6qErC)
I guess 15 minutes into the debate Creepy Joe will challenge Trump to a fistfight.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (II6Oo)
Yes, but watch how the media will flip it around if Biden says something stupid and incorrect--which he will--but Trump fails to notice and correct him. They'll say " Trump is just as bad..."
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (NFEMn)
Enjoy the new school year, Bander. Teach those young skulls full of mush to think for themselves. In German.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (ejd/p)
Hadrian, thanks again for the playlist! I actually have a USB port in my car so I can listen during my commute. And it brings up a pic of your sweet doggeh too!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (aXucN)
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Sure!! We need explore the latent racism inherent in baseball.
Posted by: NY Times at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (FiUMj)
Heard a radio news report this morning that said they stopped another mass shooter before he could act. They claim they are all extreme right haters who want to kill blacks, Latinos, gays etc etc blah blah.
They're just talking to the echoes in their heads.
The cross-racial aspect of mass shootings is probably very small, and mostly incidental. But they're not concerned about facts.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (oVJmc)
Good news! Tickets are still available for The Bulwark's inaugural cruise, featuring David French, Jonah Goldberg, Mitt Romney, and Megan McCain. We guarantee it's much more civilized than these Trumpalos. Plenty of Grey Poupon will be available.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (ZGrMX)
Enjoy the new school year, Bander. Teach those young skulls full of mush to think for themselves. In German.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (ejd/p)
But no field trips to the nude beach.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)
New job, new place. Teaching middle school in north NJ. I'm not leaving the HQ, it's just that I'll be busy during art threads.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (fuK7c)
Good luck, Bander. I liked your comments. Please visit on holidays.
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (ZLI7S)
Well, your constant googles searching for quotes from "The Hunt for Red October" might be an indication...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (aXucN)
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No. I'm very busy now. Sorry.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 11:02 AM (+bKWx)
How can his first hit "ruin" his career?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (NFEMn)
*********
I, for one, am used to being in the minority, so I'm okay with this statement.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Insomniac
Will he come back? It will take a miracle.
Posted by: Miracle Max at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (aXucN)
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Sure!! We need explore the latent racism inherent in baseball.
Posted by: NY Times at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (FiUMj)
White balls, white bases...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)
..
Daddy's little girl!
Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at August 21, 2019 10:53 AM (MAstk)
Billy Ray has kind of disappeared now that his daughter is giving blowjobs, making sex tapes, and licking abortion cakes. Girls just want to have fun, you know.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (VJZgq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2019 11:05 AM (zbbA4)
"are all assholes named "Raimondo?" - jjs"
extremely low class since Justin just recently passed and was a big supporter of Trump
fuck off asshole
Posted by: Manco at August 21, 2019 10:04 AM (he2ZZ)
With all due respect to Manco, we get a regular lefty troll who goes by that moniker. And this other corrupt Commiecrat with the same surname.
The "Raimondo" that Manco is referring to was this guy, who did actually have some interesting points to make. RIP:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Raimondo
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2019 11:05 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (aXucN)
Is that the one with the girl on the team?
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 11:05 AM (+bKWx)
Posted by: NY Times"
Someone show them the "KKK" signs at Baseball fields...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (II6Oo)
That's what I've thought would happen if anyone called him out on his bullshit which, thanks to gutless clowns like Ryan, remains currently unknown.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 11:05 AM (y7DUB)
What the hell, your middle-schoolers don't deserve art?! Get your classroom wired so your kids can join us! ...umm, don't tell their parents.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 11:05 AM (8ruUE)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (aXucN)
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Sure!! We need explore the latent racism inherent in baseball.
Posted by: NY Times at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (FiUMj)
White balls, white bases...
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They have white bats now a days. Toxic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (VJZgq)
I believe he's currently touring, hitting various Oklahoma casinos.
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 10:58 AM (aXucN)
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Sure!! We need explore the latent racism inherent in baseball.
Posted by: NY Times at August 21, 2019 11:03 AM (FiUMj)
White balls, white bases...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)
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Diamonds!! I mean come on, I can't even how racist those are.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (FiUMj)
Anyway, BRC was saying that he moved his kids back to Tennessee to get them out of Hollywood and keep them from getting ruined. But he also sounded wistful about it. Like he knew it was too late.
Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Caliban at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (qEujL)
By quantity, or by weight?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (oVJmc)
Yeah, they look a lot like this.
Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (DU2N9)
I tried to find charm in the clouds.
I tried to find compositional tension in the thrust of the roofline.
I tried to find meaning in the divergence of the the wall and the fence.
I really tried.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: bluebell
They appear to have a heck of a pitching lineup.
They also are building a sense of community in one of those vast planned community developments that sorely needed one.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (FTlwv)
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My standard poodle watches TV and Mrs. Wrecks watches a lot of Lifetime Movie Channel. When the beautiful, plucky young heroine enters into the evil white man's lair, the soundtrack becomes danger music and Charlie the poodle immediately perks up and watches. Either there is an innate emotional response to such music that includes even dogs or Charlie has learned what kind of music portends action.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)
What the hell, your middle-schoolers don't deserve art?! Get your classroom wired so your kids can join us! ...umm, don't tell their parents.
Posted by: t-bird
Your students' vocabulary will certainly be enriched by coming here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (II6Oo)
That's what I've thought would happen if anyone called him out on his bullshit which, thanks to gutless clowns like Ryan, remains currently unknown.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 11:05 AM (y7DUB)
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I can just imagine Buzzfeed the day after the debate between Biden and Trump:
The main article will be about how awesome Biden was in that threat to punch Trump in the face.
The article right next to it will be an essay written by a
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: NY Times"
Someone show them the "KKK" signs at Baseball fields...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)
Oh, THAT was entertaining. Some lefty twat carped out about that, and after baseball fans patiently explained to her that the K's signified strikeouts and changed throughout the game, the twat then called that "mansplaning".
Patience with her was lost at that point.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (ujg0T)
NJ. I'm not leaving the HQ, it's just that I'll be busy during art
threads.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:00 AM (fuK7c)
Nice. Hopefully its north west jersey and not north east jersey. Nice area and probably a red county.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 11:01 AM (wYseH)
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Pffft. Like there are any in my fridge, and like I'd send them to you if there were. We've got our own mouths to feed delicious pecans to here.
And I'm glad it kills you that I gave you the recipe. Also the one for the flourless chocolate cake you now love. Remember that one? The one you serve at all the Jewish holidays? Hmmmm? Hmmmm?
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (0pMBV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (FiUMj)
DIAEEEMONDS are a gurls BEEAAASST FRIIEEEENNNDDD!!!!!
Posted by: Zombie Carol Channing at August 21, 2019 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM
"Pan" sexual?
What? No love for me?
Posted by: The Toaster at August 21, 2019 11:08 AM (ejd/p)
IIRC he was a born again Christian at that time. I don't know if he is a lapsed Christian these days but I don't think so. Mikey's sister is not screwed up as far as I know.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 21, 2019 11:08 AM (+bKWx)
Some days I'm not sure if I regret voting in 2012 more because of Romney or Ryan. There was still some hope for Ryan at the time, whereas Mitt's exactly who we thought he was, as Dennis Green would put it.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 11:08 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2019 11:09 AM (1ISKN)
Point out that she's 'womanlistening.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 11:09 AM (oVJmc)
South Riding has been around for what, 30 plus years?
Amazing, huh? I still think of it as "new" and "out there"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (FTlwv)
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Not sure what you mean by that. I live in a planned community and we have plenty of "community". I know all my neighbors, my kids have a ton of friends, etc.
Don't buy into the left's Revolutionary Road anti-suburban bullshit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:09 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM
She inserts baguettes into her vagina?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 11:09 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 21, 2019 11:09 AM (Pg+x7)
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Biden won't do that. Trump will merely walk over to him and let him take a swing, which he is too cowardly to throw. Game over. Trump wins. Say no more.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 11:10 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 21, 2019 11:10 AM (Pg+x7)
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Biden won't do that. Trump will merely walk over to him and let him take a swing, which he is too cowardly to throw. Game over. Trump wins. Say no more.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 11:10 AM (2LelM)
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"Come at me, bro."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (iikV8)
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HERE ARE THE TOP 10 WAYS BIDEN JUST TOTALLY PWNED TRUMP AT THE DEBATE
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Caliban at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (qEujL)
Criticism from a son of a witch?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (wYseH)
Dude, I've been scouting the NW corner. It's legit rural. Like, farms where you can put money in the till on the honor system for a half gallon of raw milk.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (fuK7c)
These whenever a female entertainer, like Cyrus, goes off the rails
spiritually and emotionally, I assume she's been sexually abused by a
leftwinger.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 21, 2019 10:39 AM (II6Oo
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Safe bet.
I'd venture to guess most celebrities have, period.
And virtually all child stars. The SAG-AFTRA Young Performers guild
appears to be nothing more than a fleshpot for filthy old men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2019
*
*
. . .
Saw a story this morning that former pr0n star Jenni Lee (aka Stephanie Sadorra), one of the loveliest women in any field in my opinion, has been found living underground with a community of druggie dropouts. In LA, I think. In her case I suspect meth or other drugs, though.
After seeing pics of her, I always thought she could have done well in mainstream TV or films. She never *looked* like an obvious pr0n star.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (1ISKN)
They also are building a sense of community in one of those vast planned community developments that sorely needed one.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (FTlwv)
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Very true and also very true. I'm happy for them, and glad kids are still playing baseball. Around here, a lot of kids have defected to soccer and lacrosse.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (aXucN)
Yeah, they look a lot like this.
Their 2D stuff at the beginning and end of movies is in a similar style too. I'm thinking particularly of the original Monsters Inc.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (ZGrMX)
What the hell, your middle-schoolers don't deserve art?! Get your classroom wired so your kids can join us! ...umm, don't tell their parents.
Posted by: t-bird
Your students' vocabulary will certainly be enriched by coming here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Wx/+I)
Oh fuck yes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 11:12 AM (RD7QR)
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HERE ARE THE TOP 10 WAYS BIDEN JUST TOTALLY PWNED TRUMP AT THE DEBATE
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (FiUMj)
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I remember them running the top 25 gifs that "explained" the VP debate in 2012.
It's a serious site, and you should take their political coverage seriously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 11:12 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:12 AM (FiUMj)
Time in Rate counts toward advancement.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 11:12 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 21, 2019 11:12 AM (FnLXY)
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HERE ARE THE TOP 10 WAYS BIDEN JUST TOTALLY PWNED TRUMP AT THE DEBATE
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (FiUMj)
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You forgot: AND NUMBER 7 WILL SHOCK YOU.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2019 11:13 AM (G0vdT)
I thought "pansexual" meant you'll f'k anything, even if it has goat legs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Everything from cast iron to T-Fal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 11:13 AM (aKsyK)
My legs are actually pretty good.
How does she feel about gross obesity?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2019 11:13 AM (BmxiN)
Dude, I've been scouting the NW corner. It's legit rural. Like, farms where you can put money in the till on the honor system for a half gallon of raw milk.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (fuK7c)
The closer you get to the Delaware Water Gap the more rural, but that might make for an untenable commute.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 21, 2019 11:13 AM (RD7QR)
Do I have that right, Mr. Hefner?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:13 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 11:08 AM (ZGrMX)
Ryan was one of the better GOPe con jobs. Amazingly it was on the otherwise worthless Huge Douche Hewitt's show that gave me an early heads up on that as Eddie started backpedaling rapidly when Foghorn Leghorn started demanding whopper spending cuts after the Tea Party put the Repukes in charge of the House in 2010.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 11:14 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (FiUMj)
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You forgot: AND NUMBER 7 WILL SHOCK YOU.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2019 11:13 AM (G0vdT)
...and the photographer just kept shooting.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 11:14 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2019 11:14 AM (yhYmR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 11:15 AM (2LelM)
After seeing pics of her, I always thought she could have done well in mainstream TV or films. She never *looked* like an obvious pr0n star.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (ClOmq)
I saw that same story. It brings up the uncomfortable truth about the so-called "porn industry" - the only women who would go into that are deeply damaged women without an ounce of self respect or self regard, and they are so starved for attention that they will willingly submit to any level of abuse to get it.
Hardly surprising that after the only valuable asset they had, their looks, fades, they'll end up living in a hole in the ground. Amazing she's didn't end up dead yet, like so many.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 11:14 AM (y7DUB)
Yup. He sure fooled me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 11:15 AM (wYseH)
"Mommy, Herr Bander says that Dildo isn't always a bad word. Is that true?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:15 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Caliban at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (qEujL)
Criticism from a son of a witch?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (wYseH)
Hast thou not dropped from heaven?
Posted by: Caliban at August 21, 2019 11:15 AM (qEujL)
Trump, in one way, came out of no where to dominate the field, but he was a media personality with a large megaphone who had been making half-hearted signs that he would run for president for years.
If we're waiting for someone like Trump for the Democrats, who could it be? The only person I could imagine would be George Clooney. I think Tom Steyer thought he was the new Trump, but he's such a complete joke that he's never given traction.
Who could it possibly be?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 11:16 AM (iikV8)
Jr. mouse's old coach used to say that lacrosse was for "kids who could play baseball but can't hit"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:16 AM (6qErC)
Sheesh.
I've decided I like it. That building is moving like a freight train.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 11:16 AM (oTMWb)
To sailor morons, what is a Gunner's Mate 1st Class in relation to Marine enlisted? Is it above an E-5?
Posted by: Puddin Head
It's E-6
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2019 11:16 AM (aKsyK)
Dude, I've been scouting the NW corner. It's legit rural. Like,
farms where you can put money in the till on the honor system for a half
gallon of raw milk.
**
I moved from Bergen County to Sussex county 20 years ago, Love it.
Next stop in another 20 years North Carolina.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2019 11:16 AM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (fuK7c)
Been living in and around that area since '78, what do you want to know?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 21, 2019 11:17 AM (FnLXY)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (FiUMj)
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You forgot: AND NUMBER 7 WILL SHOCK YOU.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2019 11:13 AM (G0vdT)
...and the photographer just kept shooting.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2019 11:14 AM (NFEMn)
****
Try not to gasp when you see number 6!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2019 11:17 AM (yhYmR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)
Mostly!? I must be doing something wrong. My World's Biggest Asshole trophy is a point of pride, and I have a title to defend.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 11:17 AM (J+mig)
Don't buy into the left's Revolutionary Road anti-suburban bullshit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:09 AM (FiUMj)
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I know exactly what Jinx means, and don't worry, he's not buying into the Left's anything. He's a very long-time resident of that county, and he has watched it grow from a lovely rural place to an increasingly crowded, McMansiony type of place in many parts of it. And the McMansion newcomers have turned a once reliably red county into bright blue.
I totally get what he means.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 11:17 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 21, 2019 11:17 AM (iikV8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:18 AM (FiUMj)
Jr. mouse's old coach used to say that lacrosse was for "kids who could play baseball but can't hit"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2019 11:16 AM (6qErC)
I thought it was for "kids who could play baseball but who don't see the point in standing around and doing nothing but watch one guy throw a ball for 3 hours".
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 11:18 AM (Kpl3J)
********
Ahem.
Rallies.
Need I say more?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2019 11:18 AM (mvenn)
To sailor morons, what is a Gunner's Mate 1st Class in relation to Marine enlisted? Is it above an E-5?
Posted by: Puddin Head
It's E-6
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Thanks. Ernest Borgnine got out of the Navy as a E-6 which seems to make sense after 10 years service.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)
My favorite is:
"A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2019 11:19 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM
"Pan" sexual?
What? No love for me?
Posted by: The Toaster
I despair for our future.
Posted by: couch fucker at August 21, 2019 11:19 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Oh, that we would be great, tell them it's because 'Mr.' perpetuates the Patriarchy.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2019 11:19 AM (f6lTY)
I totally get what he means.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 11:17 AM (aXucN)
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OK it went from red to blue, but that's not the same as saying it lacks a sense of community.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2019 11:20 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 21, 2019 11:19 AM (FiUMj)
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Well, again, it's his county, so he would know better than you or I would.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2019 11:20 AM (aXucN)
E-1 Seaman/Airman/Fireman Recruit
E-2 S/A/F Apprentice
E-3 Seaman/Airman/Fireman
E-4 Petty Officer Third Class
E-5 Petty Officer Second Class
E-6 Petty Officer First Class
E-7 Chief Petty Officer
E-8 Senior Chief Petty Officer
E-9 Master Chief Petty Officer
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2019 11:20 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2019 10:54 AM
"Pan" sexual?
What? No love for me?
Posted by: The Toaster
I despair for our future.
Posted by: couch fucker
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I'd say things are looking up.
Posted by: The Chicken at August 21, 2019 11:20 AM (CDGwz)
where you can put money in the till on the honor system for a half
gallon of raw milk.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:11 AM (fuK7c)
Pretty much anything on the west side of the state above central jersey is pretty nice. Some of the areas are uber expensive though, and others not so much.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2019 11:21 AM (9Om/r)
Point out that she's 'womanlistening.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2019 11:09 AM (oVJmc)
Too long and unwieldy a word. Just expand the definition of "bitching" to cover this new angle of wallowing in ignorance to spite men.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 11:21 AM (J+mig)
Hardly surprising that after the only valuable asset they had, their looks, fades, they'll end up living in a hole in the ground. Amazing she's didn't end up dead yet, like so many.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)
Jenna Jameson is the exception to the rule. It must take a really unique type of person to pull off what she has. Not the type of career path I'd wish on anyone but she faces it without flinching.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2019 11:21 AM (y7DUB)
I'm looking up there. I'm willing to drive an hour in order to like where I live. It's a mental health issue.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)
BIDEN: "A lot of you know the Delmarva Peninsula, it's all three feet above water, a lot of great fishing and hunting, duck hunting. And I walked through the estuaries, and a hunter guy said 'Damn, Joe, what did you take my gun for?' I said, let me ask you, those cop-killer bullets, I said, how many deer you know wearing Kevlar vests? Raise your hand. You really need one? And hell, if you need 100 clips or 30 clips in a weapons, then you shouldn't be hunting, man! You're dangerous! You're dangerous. (applause) I'm not joking. You know, he'd say to me, take my shotgun. I said, I have three - now I have five, because my son died and I have three of his. That's five shotguns, but they're under lock and key. You leave your key in your car out here and a 14-year-old comes along, picks it up and takes it off and gets in a crash, you're liable. Well, if you leave a weapon sitting on the table with no trigger lock on - "
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)
Umm, let's see.
Joe, in the same vein as Hillary under fire in a helicopter, wants us to believe he is walking around an estuary with a "hunter guy". And then he proceeded to take "hunter guy's" gun. That was loaded with cop killer bullets for deer hunting . In an estuary.
And ol Joe proceeds to tell him that he doesn't need 100 clips or 30 clips for hunting. It would be really hard to carry 100 clips when your hunting, so Joe's probably right. However, all the states have regulations as to how many and what type of ammo is to be used for gun hunting deer. Even one "clip" would be more ammo than permitted in virtually all states, plus it's hard to fit deer slugs into "clips".
And let's not get into Federal regulations for duck hunting.
The shotgun on the table thing is so unintelligible I'm not even going to try. It' makes as much sense as senile Joe's recommendation to blast an over/under shotgun out a door if you hear a noise.
Even non hunters and anti gunners aren't this stupid.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2019 11:22 AM (6rjhq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2019 11:15 AM
E-6 iirc.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2019 11:22 AM (ejd/p)
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Oh, there's gonna be pain alright, Slow Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 11:23 AM (+y/Ru)
Been living in and around that area since '78, what do you want to know?
Can I live in your basement?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)
Proper use: "If you want me to quit mansplaining, quit dumbbitching."
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 21, 2019 11:25 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:27 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Goofy at August 21, 2019 11:28 AM (V4+zP)
Posted by: Jen
Magazine Capacity (number of shells/cartridges allowed):
There are no restrictions on the number of shells or cartridges a legal firearm may hold when hunting game animals or game birds (except migratory game birds)
God Bless Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2019 11:29 AM (hpmES)
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I think she's gotten religion (Judaism) and disavowed all that stuff now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2019 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jim H at August 21, 2019 11:36 AM (SUd6i)
"Who could it possibly be?"
Why me, of course. I will give you scum a 3rd chance to atone for your sins.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 21, 2019 11:38 AM (j8rhH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)
Very important when teaching middle school.
Was Mr. Bassman's referral able to help you with a rental?
Posted by: Emmie at August 21, 2019 11:40 AM (i/wJA)
That's why we call Contra Costa Community College "Tank Farm Tech".
Posted by: Grannymimi at August 21, 2019 11:46 AM (u5LFV)
356 Billy Ray has kind of disappeared now that his daughter is giving blowjobs, making sex tapes, and licking abortion cakes. Girls just want to have fun, you know.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2019 11:04 AM (VJZgq)
I believe he's currently touring, hitting various Oklahoma casinos.
Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
We don't mind Billy Ray coming to OK as long as he brings his daughter too.
Posted by: Sooner at August 21, 2019 11:50 AM (Fs5vw)
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