What the Hell is Going On At CNN?

April D. Ryan's security guard roughs up a reporter for reporting.

THREAD: It’s been 36 hours since @AprilDRyan’s security guard assaulted me in a hotel lobby after stealing our camera.

Because there has been some misinformation going around, I want to lay out exactly what happened before, during, & after this video.
https://t.co/nDT3FSWkTY
— Charlie Kratovil (@Charlie4Change) August 5, 2019

Just as Rep. Payne was praising Ms. Ryan for her recent @rcfp “Freedom of the Press” award, the public relations people started to gather around me at my table, pressuring me to stop recording.

As soon as things started going south, I began recording audio of our conversation.
— Charlie Kratovil (@Charlie4Change) August 5, 2019

Freedom of the Press award. Sends out her thugs to rough up a camera man.

Perfect.

When you're fat as a sow
but you're above any law
that's A. Ryan.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:22 PM

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1 whoa!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 08:22 PM (sy5kK)

2 I got really sick of Lemons and had to leave.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (sy5kK)

3 Death throes?

Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (mX8Vr)

4 Fredo and Fatto

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (PuMKG)

5 top 10

Posted by: teh Wind at August 13, 2019 08:23 PM (apyTf)

6 I still have no idea who April Ryan is.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (BLFnH)

7 She doesn't want anyone taping her neck fat

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (M+Lyo)

8 I still have no idea who April Ryan is.
Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (BLFnH)

Picture HR Pufnstuf

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)

9 April Ryan is particularly disgusting, even when compared to disgusting people.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

10 Princess Fiona doesn't play

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2019 08:25 PM (gk7if)

11 At least HR pufnstuf was fun as a kid.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:26 PM (BLFnH)

12 FatBitchulous!

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 13, 2019 08:26 PM (iqK2r)

13 Kinda thing that happens when events demonstrate that you and your elite friends are effectively above the law.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2019 08:26 PM (LpklP)

14 This is CNN

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 08:26 PM (RMwSd)

15 Who is the fat, no talent heifer trying to give a speech and who are the dumb asses that want to listen to her mooing?

This is CNN.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (Z+IKu)

16 Gotta love the way she used a subtle hand gesture to summon and direct the goon

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (gk7if)

17
just sit on your gunt
and send your guards out to hunt
that's A. Ryan.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

18 CNN needs to be declared a terrorist organization.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

19 Just looked the hag up. Yes, she is especially disgusting.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (BLFnH)

20 Did he catch April giving a Napoleon a tongue bath or something?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:28 PM (AWqtp)

21

April Ryan is an Ambulatory Cloaca.

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:28 PM (UFLLM)

22 18 CNN needs to be declared a terrorist organization.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

and that's not even a joke.

not even.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

23 terrorist organization. phne'em in...

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

24 Daft thuggish trout.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 08:29 PM (gmtFW)

25 Okay. Someone in the last thread wanted to know how long the Lemon thing would go on. Well here's your answer.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:29 PM (jm1YL)

26 When you wear corduroy
And singe badly your poi

...

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:29 PM (IVoO9)

27 April Ryan is not very nice.

Can't wait for Trump's 10 kiloton tweets tomorrow on the sexual abuser Don Lemon and fat assed April Ryan. He has destroyed the democrats. Now time for their lying propaganda arm to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 08:29 PM (pw+jk)

28 CNN - A shrieking, gibbering helldump of well-adjusted adults.

As someone pointed out in the Lemony thread....

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:29 PM (AWqtp)

29
>>>19 Just looked the hag up. Yes, she is especially disgusting.

she couldn't get laid in a prison with panties filled with pardons.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

30 Is the black man in the foreground of the still image the bodyguard?

Seems a bit sexist if so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 08:29 PM (RMwSd)

31 Here we go again, lol.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (K22Va)

32 Fredo Press Award

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (RMwSd)

33 The spiral of doom began when they turned Headline News into whatever the hell that unwatchable retarded bullshit is right now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (XrCyE)

34 Aw, *hell* no.

Posted by: Chubby Chasers Across the World at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (PbpT7)

35 April showers
Brings the need for clean sheets.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (UGlAW)

36 Maybe they're finally cracking up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (oVJmc)

37 I got roughed up by April Ryans' bodyguards is the new N-word!

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (DuZls)

38 >>Yes, she is especially disgusting.

2 in the stink and 2 in the... stink?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (IVoO9)

39 They just changed Siri's answer on Fredo's age; she's calling him "Chris" now.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (tVQUs)

40

If you Google 'Why is April Ryan such a c*nt' with the correct letter you get 15,300,000 hits...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (UFLLM)

41 I think they must've seen the Dems' internals. Not good.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:30 PM (uEbPt)

42 How many forms of privilege is she going to wrap herself in?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (48RE5)

43 Whoops

Fredo of the Press Award

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (RMwSd)

44 Trump has ruined these people like Ryan et. al.

They have been just driven over the edge.

To add to their demise Trump gleefully laughs in their faces and carries on, reshaping America and changing world economics

Posted by: Redenzo at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (14qvS)

45

Why does the bitch need a body guard? And with her body size she'd need a regiment to guard all of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (K1BOu)

46 That dude? It was Don Lemon yelling for Charlie to smell his finger. Oh the horror....

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (AWqtp)

47 Honestly I thought April Ryan was the girl in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (87EdW)

48
Can't wait for Trump's 10 kiloton tweets tomorrow on the sexual abuser Don Lemon and fat assed April Ryan. He has destroyed the democrats. Now time for their lying propaganda arm to be burned to the ground.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unseriou

And the delicious part is they all Loooovvved him before he announced for president.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (BLFnH)

49 Look, there's been a double--standard when it comes to color for a long time.
A long time.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (o1fzk)

50 When your fat as a pig
And wearing a horrible wig
That's' s A.Ryan.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (jm1YL)

51 That was April O'Neil

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (AWqtp)

52 If she had to haul ass out of there it would take 3 trips

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (ucNdt)

53 Honestly I thought April Ryan was the girl in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:31 PM (87EdW)

I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (t+qrx)

54 Why do you people cling to your guns?

(directs bodyguard to accost private citizens)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (RMwSd)

55 April Ryan won an award?

For journalism?

I have a potted plant that did more for the profession of journalism that she has.

What a fraud.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (gAXBD)

56 Is it possible that a network like CNN can fail? We didn't think PDT was possible but it happened. He warned us there might be much winning.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (Tnijr)

57 Our nation's airports deserve better than CNN.

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (u9rfO)

58 When a stolen election
Gives me an erection
That's a Ryan.

I'll be here all week.
Try your waitpersons,
Tip the veal.

Posted by: Wonder Bread Supreme at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (dw1vM)

59 Thank you, Frank. That other thread was rank...like Don Lemon.

Oh damn, now they got me doing it!

Posted by: Dean Martin at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)

60 At this point - Al Jazeera or CNN?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (AWqtp)

61
April O'Neil, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (UFLLM)

62 I hate to say it again but the fact is that some people are easier to jump over than walk around.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (K22Va)

63 Our nation's airports deserve better than CNN.

-

Jumbo jetsetter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (RMwSd)

64 After having sexual relations with April
I rolled over
And I was still on her

Posted by: R Plant at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (ucNdt)

65 I looked at the Twitchy link. This assaulted journalist thanked a congressman there, because he *supports* impeaching PDT.

I'm sorry, but at this stage when bad things happen to lefties, including lefty journalists? I don't give a fcuk.

It is funny that they tried to eat their own, though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)

66 Is it possible that a network like CNN can fail?

Unbundle cable and the lights will be out by noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (XrCyE)

67 April ,want another piece of pecan pie?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (UGlAW)

68 Is there anyplace that CNN employees go where they don't provoke a fight?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (gAXBD)

69 When you get a hot flash

And then yell "April smash"

That's A Ryan.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (uEbPt)

70 Watching the video, that goon at 1:01 talking to April and then taking the camera is exactly what will be happening to all honest reporters.

Or worse.

An attacking thug. Prepare.

It is going to get much, much worse as Trump gets closer to re-election.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

71 April Ryan won an award?

For journalism?
--------

Pffft. Father of the Year

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (CDGwz)

72 >>>52 If she had to haul ass out of there it would take 3 trips

she got an ass that won't stop without 400 yards of breaking distance

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

73 I thought April O'Neil was the guy who played Al Bundy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (87EdW)

74 ''Can't wait for Trump's 10 kiloton tweets tomorrow on the sexual abuser Don Lemon and fat assed April Ryan. He has destroyed the democrats. Now time for their lying propaganda arm to be burned to the ground.''

He and his tweet team must be laughing their asses off tonight. Such a target rich environment.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (jm1YL)

75 braking, duh

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

76 I hate to say it again but the fact is that some people are easier to jump over than walk around.
Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (K22Va)

House of Pain showed us a third way, if we choose to follow it.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

77 When you set up your cam
then her thugs go 'bam-bam'
That's a Ryan

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

78 They are going to need a few JARTs with a target like April Ryan

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:35 PM (AWqtp)

79 When your fat furry gash
is as thick as your stache

...

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 08:35 PM (IVoO9)

80 April Ryan is second only to Acosta in assholing at WH press briefings

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:35 PM (48RE5)

81 April Ryan's husband goes home after hitting the bars and has a duck under his arm April opens the door and her husband says "This is the fat pig I've been fucking." April cleverly quips back "You drunken bastard that isn't fat pig it is a duck."

Her husband says "I wasn't talking to you April."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 08:35 PM (pw+jk)

82 >>>It is funny that they tried to eat their own, though.

April D. Ryan tried to eat her own? Must be a day that ends with -y.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:35 PM (PbpT7)

83 You need a wide angle lens
To record C-N-N
Stasi whore-ay!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 08:35 PM (gKGWw)

84 April Ryan won an award?

For journalism?
--------

Pffft. Father of the Year
Posted by: Bill Clinton
--------

Shut up, Bill.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Liberty Medal awardee at August 13, 2019 08:35 PM (CDGwz)

85 Red flag the entire staff.

1st Amendment rights suspended.

If they can take away your 2nd Amendment rights for being batshit crazy, why not take away their 1st?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (gAXBD)

86 She put the Alfredo in Fredo!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (Ndje9)

87 ''Unbundle cable and the lights will be out by noon tomorrow.''

Pull the plug at airports and sayonara CNN.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (jm1YL)

88 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)

You know her supporters are going to/have already played the race card on Capt Numbnuts.

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (cknjq)

89
when fat April's guard
won't show you his card
you're d-o-a

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (786Ro)

90 ace, she's on a seafood diet.
If she sees it she eats it. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (L2ZTs)

91 Okay to call her an stupid ugly fucking pig?

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (Frz1k)

92 I thought April O'Neil was the guy who played Al Bundy.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 08:34 PM (87EdW)
---
Nope, that's Tip.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (DuZls)

93 'After having sexual relations with April
I rolled over
And I was still on her'

That right there is some prime quality commenting.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 08:36 PM (Tnijr)

94 she thinks she's all that.

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 13, 2019 08:37 PM (gOcqq)

95 Her husband says "I wasn't talking to you April."

Lol, knocked me off my chair.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 08:37 PM (K22Va)

96 April is pissed
"cause a trip to Pedo Island she missed

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 08:37 PM (UGlAW)

97
Tip O'Neil played Kelly Bundy?

Did the makeup artist get an Emmy?

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:37 PM (UFLLM)

98 she thinks she's all that.

Look at her, she might literally be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

99 she thinks she's all that.

Well she's about a 45 at the hips, so yeah ... gravitational flux

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:38 PM (AWqtp)

100 Now hear me out before jumping all over me but I'm beginning to think that the Left isn't really about freedom of the press after all.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:38 PM (uEbPt)

101 April Ryan's ass has an event horizon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 08:38 PM (fuK7c)

102
April Ryan thinks she's hot shit in a porcelain bowl
But she's really cold piss in a Dixie cup.

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (UFLLM)

103 Now hear me out before jumping all over me but I'm beginning to think that the Left isn't really about freedom ~~of the press after all~~.

FTFY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (XrCyE)

104 she thinks she's all that.

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 13, 2019 08:37 PM (gOcqq)

Hey hey... leave us out of this!

Posted by: All That at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (uEbPt)

105 HR Pufnstuf > ryan

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (gOcqq)

106 That bitch be appropriating my culture with that fucking hair. That hunt his an affront to Walmart.

Posted by: Chavez the hugo at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (MKQ/j)

107 Never ask April to spell out Schwarzchild Radii....

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (AWqtp)

108 "April Ryan's ass has an event horizon."

Do you need a permit for that?

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (Tnijr)

109
her odor is heinous
she's got a 10 guage anus
that's A. Ryan

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

110 Gah, she is the WORST.
Such a beyotch to Sarah Sanders, even accusing her of faking the baking of Thanksgiving pies.

The best was when she accused Omarosa (I know) of threatening her in a fight they had in the WH press areaa and then it turned out someone had recorded the exchange on their phone, and - get this! - April was the one who was threatening.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (bDqIh)

111 The middle initial "D" stands for Dickmuncher- amirite?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (8ts9m)

112 When the rolls of your FUPA
Are even bigger than your poopa
That's A Ryan

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

113 You know Acosta almost seems normal compared to tonight's trio of weirdos.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 08:40 PM (jm1YL)

114 Now hear me out before jumping all over me but I'm beginning to think that the Left isn't really about freedom of the press after all.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:38 PM (uEbPt)

Someone please help me find my monocle, it seems to have popped right off my face.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

115 Well she's about a 45 at the hips, so yeah ... gravitational flux

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:38 PM (AWqtp)

By 45 do you mean she's setting records?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:40 PM (uEbPt)

116 Eef we pull zees off, we eat like keengs, garcons!

Posted by: Grenouille Chef at August 13, 2019 08:40 PM (f5Eh/)

117 So wait, would rolling her in flour be racist?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:40 PM (48RE5)

118 hunt=gunt

Posted by: Chavez the hugo at August 13, 2019 08:40 PM (MKQ/j)

119 The amplidyne motor to get April spun up to 45rpm... the horror

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (AWqtp)

120 April Ryan
If her mouth's open

She's lyin'

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (UGlAW)

121 Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Man you are rolling today. Save some of that fire for your spliffs.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (uEbPt)

122 "Freedom of the Press"

Ryan has the freedom to shut her mouth-
For the sake of our ears-
And for the sake of her heart!

Posted by: Delaforce at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (pJ5N0)

123 When you lost all your class
And replaced with ass
That's A. Ryan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

124 @realDonaldTrump

Thank you Bill!

@BillOReilly

While researching my upcoming book "The United States of Trump," we could not find one example of the President discussing skin color in a pejorative way or promoting Caucasian dominance.

8:26 PM - 13 Aug 2019

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

125 Eventually, they're going to run into someone who won't back down.

Posted by: Jadrool Cuomo at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (NjJUT)

126
when her bodyguard
takes my sd card
that's A. Ryan

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (786Ro)

127 April Ryans blood type is schmaltz.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (pw+jk)

128 Somebody call the Coast Guard cause her ass got more crack than any submarine they ever gonna stop.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (gAXBD)

129 The amplidyne motor to get April spun up to 45rpm... the horror

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (AWqtp)

And that poor, poor spindle.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (uEbPt)

130 Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Man you are rolling today. Save some of that fire for your spliffs.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (uEbPt)

He rolls every day. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (XrCyE)

131 They should be giving that cow the Carbohydrate Inhaler of the Year award.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (8ts9m)

132 "So wait, would rolling her in flour be racist?"

Not if you use Buckwheat.

Posted by: Alfalfa at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (Tnijr)

133
When her biceps have waddle
Camera men best not dawdle
Stasi whore-ay!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (gKGWw)

134 This scrunt has a WH press pass and J.J. doesn't

That is War.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (UGlAW)

135 I intend to teach calories a firm lesson. Golden Corral will be my school, gravy my lesson plan. Class is in session.

When your 90 percent cellulite
And you give everyone a fright
That's A. Ryan

Posted by: April D. Ryan at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (H5knJ)

136 I once met her at the Macy's Day parade.

She was wearing ropes.

Posted by: Rodney at August 13, 2019 08:43 PM (u9rfO)

137
So wait, would rolling her in flour be racist?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 08:40 PM (48RE5)

Only if it's white flour.

Stick with whole wheat to be sure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 08:43 PM (LkGkk)

138
she's quite a large ma'am
she could crap a Dodge Ram
That's A. Ryan.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:43 PM (PbpT7)

139 I don't think Gainzz means what April thinks it does.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (8ts9m)

140 They tied a pork chop around her neck but she ate it before the dog could play with her.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (uEbPt)

141 >>>when her bodyguard
takes my sd card
that's A. Ryan
Posted by: Hands

clever rhyme

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (PbpT7)

142 A whole lot of April 42-39-56.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (pw+jk)

143 Is it possible that a network like CNN can fail? We didn't think PDT was possible but it happened. He warned us there might be much winning.

Completely. CNN is now owned by AT&T, and AT&T's brass is 1) not woke and 2) embarrassed about having to explain CNN's antics to shareholders.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (6XLoz)

144 This scrunt has a WH press pass and J.J. doesn't

That is War.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 08:42 PM (UGlAW)

Has he applied? Is there a form or something? I bet he could get one.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

145 April O'lyin- amirite?!! *high five*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (2B9A/)

146 Stick with whole wheat to be sure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 08:43 PM (LkGkk)

I regret to have seen what you did there.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (uEbPt)

147
'... and eventually a manhole tripod block-and-tackle was brought in to recover the several intact human skeletons, various park benches and statuary, and a Mini-Cooper convertible that, while able to be started, could not be driven out of her colon due to the extreme lubricity of the several inches of liquid adipose exudate present.'

Posted by: April Ryan's Colonoscopy Report at August 13, 2019 08:45 PM (UFLLM)

148 April is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 08:45 PM (8ts9m)

149
That was April O'Neil

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:32 PM (AWqtp)

The girl who was in The Summer of '42?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 08:45 PM (OOsjA)

150 re the Siri/Fredo story: allies behind enemy lines?

Posted by: Gooshy at August 13, 2019 08:45 PM (B8oYC)

151 At least she hasn't forgotten the little people.

Let's face it, compared to her, we're ALL little people!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

152 This is why they don't have The White House buffet anymore.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 08:46 PM (8ts9m)

153 She's so fat God told her to move over and let there be light.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 08:46 PM (gKGWw)

154 >>>'... and eventually a manhole tripod block-and-tackle was brought in to recover the several intact human skeletons, various park benches and statuary, and a Mini-Cooper convertible that, while able to be started, could not be driven out of her colon due to the extreme lubricity of the several inches of liquid adipose exudate present.'

DOES SHE HAVE A RICH SISTER?

Posted by: Tom Arnold, Sad Gigolo at August 13, 2019 08:46 PM (PbpT7)

155 Okay, good news. Looks like I won't have to buy a new laptop for writing. Just the battery pack was drained flat. So got it on the charger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:46 PM (AWqtp)

156 This is all retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jenteel at August 13, 2019 08:46 PM (S6Pax)

157 Maybe if we could get her, Tater, and Ana Navarro in one shot CNN would shrink to a singularity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

158 These ridiculous jokes and puns are coming in heavy.

Posted by: Delaforce at August 13, 2019 08:47 PM (pJ5N0)

159 April Ryan's so dumb she thought she needed a passport to eat at the International House of Pancakes.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

160 The size tag on April's dresses doesn't say XL, XXL, or even XXXL. They say "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING AT ME."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 08:47 PM (pw+jk)

161 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:46 PM (AWqtp)

Nice!

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

162 Eventually, they're going to run into someone who won't back down.
Posted by: Jadrool Cuomo at August 13, 2019 08:41 PM (NjJUT)

Yup....would be a pleasure to see her fat ass getting pole axed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2019 08:47 PM (Z+IKu)

163 150 re the Siri/Fredo story: allies behind enemy lines?
Posted by: Gooshy at August 13, 2019 08:45 PM (B8oYC)

There is doubtless at this moment an internal investigation in Apple Valley with at least one beheading for heresy to follow.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:48 PM (48RE5)

164

When God was handing out brains she thought He said rains and she didn't want to get wet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 08:48 PM (OOsjA)

165 Layne Bryant couldn't clothe April Ryan, but Omer could.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 08:48 PM (UGlAW)

166 136 Rodney

Good one.

I heard she got a new tattoo: "GOODYEAR," I believe.

Freedom of the Press Award??? Who got it last time, Melissa Click?

Posted by: mnw at August 13, 2019 08:49 PM (Cssks)

167 I was a thing long before that punk Lemon.

Posted by: Fart rape, forgotten and bitter at August 13, 2019 08:49 PM (1Ze3Q)

168 Completely. CNN is now owned by AT&T, and AT&T's brass is 1) not woke and 2) embarrassed about having to explain CNN's antics to shareholders.
Posted by: Ian S.

I don't know. The CEO of AT&T, Randall Stevenson, was on CSPAN a while back, and was praising Zucker and said he had actually promoted him.

Frankly, I am in favor of burning it ALL down.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 13, 2019 08:49 PM (S6Pax)

169 Charlie Kratovil appears to be a lunatic lib.
Not too sure I mind him getting an ass beating.
But I do mind why he got it.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at August 13, 2019 08:49 PM (af5xa)

170 No jazz hands......but jizz hands!

Posted by: Don LeMon at August 13, 2019 08:49 PM (nDe2U)

171
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, MI
at August 13, 2019 08:49 PM (KCxzN)

172 When you're offered some pie
Your response is to lie
That's A Ryan

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:49 PM (ZLI7S)

173 When you pannus
shades you anus
that A. Ryan

Posted by: Molly k. at August 13, 2019 08:50 PM (rmrWu)

174 All the chairs at her house have seat belts.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 08:50 PM (1Ze3Q)

175 If the feds can break up CNN, who gets to be the one who cuts April Ryan, Brian Stetler and Jim Acosta into little pieces?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:50 PM (L2ZTs)

176 That is no moon, that's A Ryan.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobe at August 13, 2019 08:50 PM (np91H)

177 @realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

No debate on Election Security should go forward without first agreeing that Voter ID (Identification) must play a very strong part in any final agreement. Without Voter ID, it is all so meaningless!

(Not sure what led to this...anyone?)

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

178 All the chairs at her house have seat belts.
Posted by: joke

When she jogs, she leaves potholes in the sidewalk.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 13, 2019 08:50 PM (S6Pax)

179
with her labia parted
smells like the ocean farted
that's A. Ryan

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

180 Completely. CNN is now owned by AT&T, and AT&T's brass is 1) not woke and 2) embarrassed about having to explain CNN's antics to shareholders.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM (6XLoz)

-------

If Ma Bell cuts CNN loose, some billionaire will buy it and run it as a charity (like most of the news media these days).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (f5Eh/)

181 Speaking of the press,
A. Ryan is probably as heavy as one of those.

Posted by: Delaforce at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (pJ5N0)

182 Late to the thread, but did anyone else notice the triceps on that dude. He totally lifts, brah. Prolly give big Mike a run.

Posted by: BigZesty at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (IcXnp)

183 If the feds can break up CNN, who gets to be the one who cuts April Ryan, Brian Stetler and Jim Acosta into little pieces?

Qdpsteve - every passenger who has gone through Hartsfield?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (AWqtp)

184 When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (1Ze3Q)

185
I have Verizon, spousy has ATT. Debating consolidating.

Verizon is woke, and refuses to encrypt it's signals, but has better coverage in my work area.

ATT is, well ATT, and a bit less signal, but I think does do basic encryption routinely.

Thoughts?

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (UFLLM)

186

She has a body guard to keep the Jap whaling boats at bay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 08:52 PM (OOsjA)

187 She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 08:52 PM (1Ze3Q)

188 I've seen this many times in business - CNN is heaving up and stoving over...talent cost a lot of money- money that ain't coming in thru the advert marketing sales channel because that's tied to eyeballs...so you get pressure and stress through out the organization...watch for significant layoffs of "lesser talent" and program alterations to happen on a tv program schedule near you!

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2019 08:52 PM (32YRo)

189 Anna, trampling them works too :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

190 >>(Not sure what led to this...anyone?)

Democrats are refusing to put any ID security in the election security bill.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

191 We won't talk about Captain Ahab and his fixation on fair April?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (AWqtp)

192 (Not sure what led to this...anyone?)

That woman in Georgia announced some new scheme to allow blacks to vote twice or something, under the guise of "Voter Defense".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (6XLoz)

193 She so fat when she steps in the scale it reads "To Be Continued".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (gKGWw)

194 That's not her bodyguard he's a satellite.

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (u9rfO)

195 174 All the chairs at her house have seat belts.
Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 08:50 PM (1Ze3Q)

I have chairs in my house I'd hide in the basement so she didn't sit in them.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (48RE5)

196 April Ryan is so fat, the Weather Channel names her farts

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (WhTSP)

197 Hi there, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (t+qrx)

198 185
I have Verizon, spousy has ATT. Debating consolidating.

Verizon is woke, and refuses to encrypt it's signals, but has better coverage in my work area.

ATT is, well ATT, and a bit less signal, but I think does do basic encryption routinely.

Thoughts?
Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck

You should be bringing your own encryption

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (6TK49)

199
April is the cruellest muthah, stealing
Cameras with her goon's hand, mixing
A lotta lies with dried Taters

Posted by: Zombie T.S. Eliot at August 13, 2019 08:53 PM (786Ro)

200 I think Dean Martin is enjoying a renaissance not unlike the frenzied 'schnizz' musings of a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 08:54 PM (2B9A/)

201 SHE BREACHES!

Posted by: Gregory Peck, pointing at video at August 13, 2019 08:54 PM (1Ze3Q)

202

Do not take Kratovil if you are allergic to Kratovil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

203 When April leaves the house in heels, she comes home in flats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 08:54 PM (f5Eh/)

204 If the feds can break up CNN, who gets to be the one who cuts April Ryan, Brian Stetler and Jim Acosta into little pieces?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Well, Stelter goes through the Veg-a - matic to make tater tots.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 13, 2019 08:54 PM (S6Pax)

205 Indian elephants have the smaller ears. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at August 13, 2019 08:54 PM (np91H)

206 Democrats are refusing to put any ID security in the election security bill.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

Ah ok. Thanks.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 08:55 PM (cF8AT)

207 >>@realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

No debate on Election Security should go forward without first agreeing that Voter ID (Identification) must play a very strong part in any final agreement. Without Voter ID, it is all so meaningless!

(Not sure what led to this...anyone?)
- - - -
Not sure, but I've also seen recent talk of paper ballots and Lefty fear-mongering about Russians hacking 2020.

I think the continued attempts to make Stacey Abrams happen are related to election fraud (my total guess here), in that she became the poster child for their efforts to rebrand the legal, required cleaning of voter rolls as GOP disenfranchising voters.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 08:55 PM (bDqIh)

208 hogmartin, Alton Jackson and JackStraw. a very good evening to you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 08:55 PM (UGlAW)

209 Tami- Bit on Tucker tonight, bill sitting in the senate re voting. The dick was on. Nothing about voter id or verification of any kind. That is why Turtle is holding it up.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (BLFnH)

210 On a Redstate article from 4 days ago, I just found some video of the Russian explosion that someone recorded from a couple miles away (my guess.) WOW - i knew it had to be big, but I'd guess that's at least a kiloton. That is a Big, Big, Bang! The pressure wave is particularly impressive - this wasn't just some rocket fuel going off! Link to it is on this page:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jcg5n9

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (V2Yro)

211 Hey, can we get some muscle over here ...

NOW!!

Posted by: April Ryan, Freedom Of MY Press Award Winner at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (nmtEZ)

212 when the sound of your thighs
resembles grizzly bear sighs
that's A. Ryan

Posted by: Gondola Crooner No. 9 at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (H5knJ)

213 You should be bringing your own encryption.

One can do such a thing? And apps 'n shit work 'n shit? I'll say upfront I am a techtard and please don't rip me a new one as happened this morning when I asked an innocent question... I'll plead the 5th. Drink!

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (UFLLM)

214 Democrats are refusing to put any ID security in the election security bill.

This election is too important to vote only once!

Posted by: The DNC at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (g0Lfb)

215 When you wish for a cougah
And get a beluga
That's A Ryan

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (fuK7c)

216 185

Was with Verizon almost 20 years but they kept jacking our price. Only three days ago we switched to Cricket. So far the signal is equal to or slightly stronger with no problems, and the data package is much cheaper. Would have gone with Republic Wireless but my model phone was not covered.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (1Ze3Q)

217 Do not take Kratovil if you are allergic to Kratovil.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 08:54 PM

With an ingredient found... in JELLYFISH!

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (786Ro)

218 Dickhead=Chris somebody.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (BLFnH)

219 Is it possible that a network like CNN can fail? We didn't think PDT was possible but it happened. He warned us there might be much winning.

Completely. CNN is now owned by AT&T, and AT&T's brass is 1) not woke and 2) embarrassed about having to explain CNN's antics to shareholders.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2019 08:44 PM

3) won't cover exhorbinant salaries for much longer

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 08:56 PM (6TK49)

220 What's she Fredof?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 13, 2019 08:57 PM (Ndje9)

221 I still have no idea who April Ryan is.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (BLFnH)

She comes right before May Ryan.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 08:57 PM (nmtEZ)

222 I said to April, hey, I'd like a little pussy.
She said "Me too! mine's as big as a house!"

*apologies to shane black*

Posted by: Gooshy at August 13, 2019 08:57 PM (B8oYC)

223 When you sweat like a pig
Cause your meals are too big
That's A Ryan

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

224 Democrats are refusing to put any ID security in the election security bill.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

So the Dems are totally on board with any random Russian strolling into a polling place and stealing the election for Russia in the most Russian fashion. Sad, but not unexpected.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 08:57 PM (t+qrx)

225 Russia Suffers an Unplanned Nuclear Event

Could you do a better headline than that? Nicely done, redstate.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 08:59 PM (DCYln)

226 When it's hot out, she makes her own gravy.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 08:59 PM (1Ze3Q)

227 WOW - i knew it had to be big, but I'd guess that's at least a kiloton. That is a Big, Big, Bang! The pressure wave is particularly impressive - this wasn't just some rocket fuel going off!

Posted by: Tom Servo

>This usually happens when someone leaves the house with the pressure cooker on.

Posted by: Delaforce at August 13, 2019 08:59 PM (pJ5N0)

228 Sorry, I was vague. I didn't mean the one dude stealing the camera, or the other dude. I meant the dude jabbering up on the stage. He was totally jacked brah.

Posted by: BigZesty at August 13, 2019 08:59 PM (IcXnp)

229 When the pig starts to squeal
Then your camera they'll steal
That's A Ryan...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 13, 2019 09:00 PM (1OyTa)

230
hey, everybody

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, MI
at August 13, 2019 09:00 PM (KCxzN)

231 with her labia parted
smells like the ocean farted
that's A. Ryan
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

Damn ace, I did not need that image in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (gmtFW)

232 Democracy Dies in Darkness. Sad.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (2sCft)

233 When your thigh rub perspires
Cause 5-alarm fires
Thas ARyan

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (u9rfO)

234
Russia Suffers an Unplanned Nuclear Event

Could you do a better headline than that? Nicely done, redstate.
Posted by: t-bird

Just like an unplanned pregnancy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (aKsyK)

235 I didn't know who April Ryan was so I looked her up. Then I recognized her. I've seen her report a few things. She's retarded. Seriously. And ugly. A face for radio. .. or CNN.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (nmtEZ)

236 and AT&T's brass is 1) not woke and 2) embarrassed about having to explain CNN's antics to shareholders.

Really? Yay, I'm finally with a Neanderthal company! I keep having to drop stuff, but I'm stuck with AT&T for three more years, I think.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (Y9zp1)

237 Who knows anything about Andrew yang?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (PkVlr)

238 Freedom of the Press means we are free to take your shit.

Posted by: April Ryan at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (np91H)

239 She's so fat she washes her back with a long stick.

On the end of that stick is a midget with a mop.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 09:02 PM (1Ze3Q)

240 >>So the Dems are totally on board with any random Russian strolling into a polling place and stealing the election for Russia in the most Russian fashion. Sad, but not unexpected.

It has to be exhausting to spend all day defending the indefensible.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)

241 So the Dems are totally on board with any random Russian strolling into a
polling place and stealing the election for Russia in the most Russian
fashion. Sad, but not unexpected.

Apparently so. Strange that they never ever mention anything about the integrity of the vote, that voters should have the expectation of secure votes in accordance with the law.

And that voting should be honest and sacred to our country and important enough so that there should never be any questions.

Just like they never mention any Constitutional Principles except to twist them around into something never before seen or heard in relation to the law.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 09:02 PM (HaL55)

242 April Ryan is so fat that when she stepped on a rainbow, Skittles came out*.

*-Stole that from somewhere, but don't remember where.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 13, 2019 09:02 PM (Ta69/)

243 AltonJackson, a triple meat, triple cheese Whata Burger evening to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 09:03 PM (UGlAW)

244 When it smells like low tide
On the chair that you ride
That's A Ryan

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)

245 232 Democracy Dies in Darkness. Sad.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (2sCft)

*Khan voice*
It is very dark,
between Ryan's thighs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 09:03 PM (gmtFW)

246 She's so fat, when Thanos snapped only half of her disappeared.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 09:03 PM (1Ze3Q)

247
why thank you, Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, MI
at August 13, 2019 09:04 PM (KCxzN)

248 247
why thank you, Ben Had
Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, MI
at August 13, 2019 09:04 PM (KCxzN)

Look at 'im- with his outside the box showboating!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 09:05 PM (gmtFW)

249 This is not new.

For quite some time - dickheads with a "Security" or "Staff" tee and more and more any kind of "Referee" jersey have been showing their ass. At concerts - ball games - and so on and so forth.

I think it's an assumption of their perceived and assumed "authority" - and a commentary on how people are, and have always been. Now they're just letting it out more.

I look for an incident to occur in the not-so-distant-future where the push-back gets ugly. And I won't shed a tear when it does.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at August 13, 2019 09:05 PM (SiboZ)

250 Moses would have not had the wherewithall to part April Ryan's thighs.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (UGlAW)

251 237 Who knows anything about Andrew yang?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (PkVlr)

Who knows where the wild Yang grows?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (gmtFW)

252 What was April's real name back when he was a fat dude?

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (ABjxW)

253 When the longest hot shower
Won't remove all the flour
That's A Ryan

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (amw5z)

254 250 Moses would have not had the wherewithall to part April Ryan's thighs.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (UGlAW)

Easy as pie,

Give her a burning bush.

Posted by: Moses, The OG at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (gmtFW)

255 Who knows anything about Andrew yang?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (PkVlr)

Not a fan of the gun, which, if you recall, shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM (t+qrx)

256 Moses would have not had the wherewithall to part April Ryan's thighs.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (UGlAW)

We've already had one Bhopal-type incident. Let's not go for another, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM (YqDXo)

257 237 Who knows anything about Andrew yang?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 09:01 PM (PkVlr)

The US Ambassador to the UN?

Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM (np91H)

258 Where do you apply for high paying work that requires you to be stupid.?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM (II6Oo)

259
Damn! April Ryan got a huge ass!

Posted by: A rhinoceros with "back" at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM (PbpT7)

260 She's actually white. She's just so fat that light can't escape her gravity well so she only looks black.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 09:08 PM (1Ze3Q)

261 And now we know the rest of the story: The blogger who started the 'gender reveal party' concept

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5oqsmuz

Oh, dear God, look at the picture of her daughter. You cannot parody these people.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 09:08 PM (bDqIh)

262
What was April's real name back when he was a fat dude?
Posted by: Roy

Jonathan Yaniv

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 09:08 PM (aKsyK)

263 Woke Marvel Thanos:

https://tinyurl.com/y6nqje9o

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 09:08 PM (f5Eh/)

264 When race is the call
Summer, winter and fall
That's A Ryan

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)

265 Re: the story from earlier about Lemon idiot

I have seen and done some stupid shit while trying to get laid. Who in the ever loving hell does shit like that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 09:09 PM (gmtFW)

266 Goon squad!

Posted by: Regular joe at August 13, 2019 09:10 PM (6/uwW)

267 256 Moses would have not had the wherewithall to part April Ryan's thighs.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (UGlAW)

We've already had one Bhopal-type incident. Let's not go for another, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM (YqDXo)

Now I understand how Pharaoh and his Army were lost!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 09:10 PM (V2Yro)

268 I have seen and done some stupid shit while trying to get laid. Who in the ever loving hell does shit like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 09:09 PM (gmtFW)
+++++
Drunken, gay, arrogant, black man?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 13, 2019 09:10 PM (2sCft)

269 265

Drunken arrogant entitled homosexuals.

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 09:11 PM (1Ze3Q)

270 lol

All That > ryan

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 13, 2019 09:11 PM (gOcqq)

271 252 What was April's real name back when he was a fat dude?
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 09:06 PM (ABjxW)

Deebo

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 09:11 PM (u9rfO)

272 Moses@254, Best laugh of the week. Thanks.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 09:11 PM (UGlAW)

273 Wow

Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 09:12 PM (1Ze3Q)

274 Drunken arrogant entitled homosexuals.
Posted by: joke at August 13, 2019 09:11 PM (1Ze3Q)

--------

They stole math an' writin' and shit from our guys.

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at August 13, 2019 09:12 PM (amw5z)

275 OT: I got an e-mail from Amazon with various book recommendations, and one of them was "Muldoon's Library of Limericks". So what the hey, I ordered it.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

276 Re: the story from earlier about Lemon idiot

I have seen and done some stupid shit while trying to get laid. Who in the ever loving hell does shit like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Apparently it's normal in gay bars

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 09:12 PM (kPN27)

277 Oh, dear God, look at the picture of her daughter. You cannot parody these people.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 09:08 PM (bDqIh)

Attention whore in the making.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 09:12 PM (48RE5)

278 Wow, indeed.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 13, 2019 09:13 PM (2sCft)

279
Oh God, MeAgain Kelly is trying to make a comeback.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7354037

Look, I've got a new doggy! And they say she's gonna be "in demand" for the 2020 election.

Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man at August 13, 2019 09:13 PM (NMAzL)

280 254 250

Obviously I need to spend more time here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:13 PM (BiNEL)

281 And now we know the rest of the story: The blogger who started the 'gender reveal party' concept

Contemplate, if you will, the solipsism of people who think that anyone on earth, apart from close blood relatives, actually gives a pinch of dry shit what sex your brat is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

282 Look, I've got a new doggy! And they say she's gonna be "in demand" for the 2020 election.
Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man

>I never really thought of elections as economies.

Posted by: Delaforce at August 13, 2019 09:14 PM (pJ5N0)

283 Look, I've got a new doggy! And they say she's gonna be "in demand" for the 2020 election.

Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man at August 13, 2019 09:13 PM (NMAzL)

The dog?

Maybe.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 09:14 PM (nmtEZ)

284 Oh God, MeAgain Kelly is trying to make a comeback.

I did not know the Bunny Ranch was hiring.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

285 Oh God, MeAgain Kelly is trying to make a comeback.
++++

I have a hard time believing there was a time, not all that long ago, when I looked forward to watching Ms. Kelly on Fox News each weeknight. Sad.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 13, 2019 09:15 PM (2sCft)

286 277 Oh, dear God, look at the picture of her daughter. You cannot parody these people.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 09:08 PM (bDqIh)

-------

It's depressing how mom's virtue signaling and attention-whoring can give a kid the green light to act out in ways that will ultimately ruin her life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 09:15 PM (amw5z)

287 Really. I need some cash flow a job requiring only stupidity would seem easy enough to for.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 09:15 PM (II6Oo)

288 Look, I've got a new doggy! And they say she's gonna be "in demand" for the 2020 election.

I'm sure. Gotta be better than the candidates the Dems have so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

289 she's gonna be "in demand" for the 2020 election.

I'd consider a stripper for an election night party

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 09:16 PM (kPN27)

290 I have Verizon, spousy has ATT. Debating consolidating.

Google Fi , though may require the Pixel phone.

Posted by: Wheat Supremacist
Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 13, 2019 09:16 PM (lD3vL)

291 And now we know the rest of the story: The blogger who started the 'gender reveal party' concept

Contemplate, if you will, the solipsism of people who think that anyone on earth, apart from close blood relatives, actually gives a pinch of dry shit what sex your brat is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:14 PM ++++
+++++
Agreed, those gender reveal parties are just ridiculous.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 13, 2019 09:16 PM (2sCft)

292 So - the "Front Man" for this - the face you saw in the video of the young black dude - he's pretty good. This ain't his first rodeo.

Managing the situation. Recognized that he could push around the white dude that was never, ever going to push back. Showed a little bit of contrition for the camera - once he got fat white dude outside where he wanted him, which was the point of the exercise.

The kid has potential. He's going places. That was pretty well played.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at August 13, 2019 09:16 PM (wfLwk)

293 Where do you apply for high paying work that requires you to be stupid.?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM

Well I know of some cushy government jobs but you have to be corrupt as well as stupid, so...

Not sure you're a good fit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

294
I might, might watch Megyn again if she did some Jackass show and launched a bottle rocket out of her ass.

I might watch that. But that's about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 09:17 PM (NMAzL)

295 What a clown show.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 13, 2019 09:17 PM (QwmrN)

296
qdpsteve: how's the SoCal MoMe shaping up?

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, MI
at August 13, 2019 09:18 PM (KCxzN)

297 It's depressing how mom's virtue signaling and attention-whoring can give a kid the green light to act out in ways that will ultimately ruin her life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 09:15 PM (amw5z)

And yet they'll conjure up a way to blame it on white hetero Christian men.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 09:18 PM (48RE5)

298 It's depressing how mom's virtue signaling and attention-whoring can give a kid the green light to act out in ways that will ultimately ruin her life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 09:15 PM (amw5z)

A girl acting like a tomboy isn't anything bad. No one is bothered by that. It's the guys who the parents get to start dressing as girls who will have problems follow them throughout their lives.

Now, if the girl starts male hormone therapy or has a dick stapled to her elbow ... that's a whole other story ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 09:18 PM (nmtEZ)

299 Me'Again, twerking didn't work for Katie.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 09:18 PM (UGlAW)

300 They stole math an' writin' and shit from our guys.
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at August 13, 2019 09:12 PM (amw5z)

Yet, inexplicably, they did not steal athletic prowess from them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:18 PM (YqDXo)

301 284 Oh God, MeAgain Kelly is trying to make a comeback.

I did not know the Bunny Ranch was hiring.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

It's an unpaid internship.

Heavy on the 'Intern' IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 13, 2019 09:18 PM (gmtFW)

302 What a clown show.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 13, 2019 09:17 PM (QwmrN)

Wouldn't be so bad if it was a "funny" clown show!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:20 PM (BiNEL)

303 300.

True. And?

Posted by: The Bell Curve at August 13, 2019 09:20 PM (1Ze3Q)

304 Look, I've got a new doggy! And they say she's gonna be "in demand" for the 2020 election.

Great. Now I've got TWO bitches to deal with. - MeAgain's husband.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:21 PM (YqDXo)

305 This multi-line signature business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: bananaDream at August 13, 2019 09:21 PM (l6b3d)

306 Goon squad!

Posted by: Regular joe at August 13, 2019 09:10 PM (6/uwW)

And they're coming to town. Beep beep

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 09:21 PM (UelFE)

307 Where do you apply for high paying work that requires you to be stupid.?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM

I hear there's some newly opened positions at a Russian missile base. Might be a little language barrier but I'm sure a few of them will speak passably broken English.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 09:21 PM (48RE5)

308 Alton: it's going well thanks!
I'm gonna start posting reminders and sending out reminder emails, to maximize attendance.
Looking forward to it, can't believe it's now only a week and a half away!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)

309 I still have no idea who April Ryan is.
Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (BLFnH)

that makes two of us.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2019 09:22 PM (a72/q)

310
Here Megyn, do this. "Kenny Roger's" Jackass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if27InJBtEI

That sets the standard of stupid right there. If Megyn did that, I'd watch. For a few minutes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 09:22 PM (NMAzL)

311 307 Where do you apply for high paying work that requires you to be stupid.?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM

I hear there's some newly opened positions at a Russian missile base. Might be a little language barrier but I'm sure a few of them will speak passably broken English.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 09:21 PM (48RE5)

early retirement guaranteed!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 09:23 PM (V2Yro)

312 When TrigglyPuff states
"Bitch, you need to lose weight!"

That's A. Ryan

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 09:23 PM (tY4MP)

313 This multi-line signature business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: bananaDream at August 13, 2019 09:21 PM (l6b3d)

I have a bad feeling about this, we'll be lucky to get out of this alive, and you can forget all about having nice things!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

314 I like when Sara Carter's chest gets red.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 09:23 PM (K22Va)

315 early retirement guaranteed!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 09:23 PM (V2Yro)

Look on the bright side, you no longer will ever need a flashlight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:24 PM (BiNEL)

316 I still have no idea who April Ryan is.
Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (BLFnH)

that makes two of us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2019 09:22 PM (a72/q)

You're better off. Scrunt "reporter" on CNN.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 09:24 PM (48RE5)

317 Too many marmalukes sucking the family cock.

Posted by: Fritz at August 13, 2019 09:25 PM (kLDv+)

318
you'll have a blast, qdpsteve

Posted by: AltonJackson
Save the Date!!!
the MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19
in Chelsea, MI
at August 13, 2019 09:25 PM (KCxzN)

319 Agreed, those gender reveal parties are just ridiculous.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 13, 2019 09:16 PM (2sCft)

They sound like early baby showers. I don't get the big thing. You still need to know the gender of the baby to buy gifts. But if you know the parents are perverts and idiots you can buy the new baby anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 09:25 PM (nmtEZ)

320 Where do you apply for high paying work that requires you to be stupid?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM

Chernobyl Power and Light.

Also, the Democratic National Committee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:25 PM (YqDXo)

321 I hear there's some newly opened positions at a Russian missile base. Might be a little language barrier but I'm sure a few of them will speak passably broken English.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 09:21 PM (48RE5)

Must supply your own missiles.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 09:25 PM (t+qrx)

322 @Techno_Fog

Stefan Halper has filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit brought by @RealSLokhova

Halper asserts that if he was an FBI asset (though he does not admit this), he is subject to immunity as a government agent.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 09:26 PM (cF8AT)

323 Where do you apply for high paying work that requires you to be stupid?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 09:07 PM

Chernobyl Power and Light.

Also, the Democratic National Committee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:25 PM (YqDXo)

Weather forecaster.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 09:26 PM (nmtEZ)

324 And now we know the rest of the story: The blogger who started the 'gender reveal party' concept

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5oqsmuz

Oh, dear God, look at the picture of her daughter. You cannot parody these people.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 09:08 PM (bDqIh)

Her daughter is Andy Warhol

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 09:27 PM (HNjlI)

325 > Who knows where the wild Yang grows?

Miss Rudolph, first of all I gots to 'splain to you I ain't got no money. I'm posin' as a Chinaman working on the railroad, and all they pay us is that "yang" money.

Posted by: Mudbone at August 13, 2019 09:27 PM (tY4MP)

326 Sorry about that.

Taco Bell.

Posted by: April Ryan at August 13, 2019 09:27 PM (u9rfO)

327 314 I like ~~when~~ Sara Carter's chest ~~gets red~~.
Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 09:23 PM (K22Va)

Fixed

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 09:27 PM (48RE5)

328 Here Megyn, do this. "Kenny Roger's" Jackass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if27InJBtEI

That sets the standard of stupid right there. If Megyn did that, I'd watch. For a few minutes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 09:22 PM (NMAzL)

oh gawd I forgot how much that made me laugh!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 09:27 PM (V2Yro)

329 I still have no idea who April Ryan is.

I'm as familiar with her as any of the other 10,000 people I see in the airport.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 09:27 PM (NpvYf)

330 Halper asserts that if he was an FBI asset (though he does not admit this), he is subject to immunity as a government agent.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 09:26 PM (cF8AT)

I'm pretty pissed off this piece of shit hasn't disappeared yet, or been found dead in some back alley with his entrails stuffed in his mouth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 09:28 PM (nmtEZ)

331 You people are en fuego.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 09:28 PM (tH5fk)

332 'Where do you apply for high paying work that requires you to be stupid? '

We are not hiring right now.

Posted by: CNN at August 13, 2019 09:29 PM (Tnijr)

333 http://bit.ly/2KOS3uS
*******
brennan'sorangejumpsuit on Twitter: "Here's the kicker. Guess who classified the 10/19/16 memo?
*******
Thread

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 09:29 PM (BqBId)

334
Stefan Halper has filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit brought by @RealSLokhova

Halper asserts that if he was an FBI asset (though he does not admit this), he is subject to immunity as a government agent.

Posted by: Tami

=======

How does that work? OJ files a motion to dismiss murder charges because if he was in Paris that night -- but he ain't sayin' he was -- then he couldn't have killed Nicole.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 09:30 PM (5X2+X)

335 > Miss Rudolph, first of all I gots to 'splain to you I ain't got no money. I'm posin' as a Chinaman working on the railroad, and all they pay us is that "yang" money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6hwsx8xnPM

Posted by: Mudbone at August 13, 2019 09:30 PM (tY4MP)

336 Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 09:26 PM (cF8AT)

But if he's NOT a guvvie then he has no immunity, sounds like a fine defense lawyerly ploy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:30 PM (BiNEL)

337
I'm pretty pissed off this piece of shit hasn't disappeared yet, or been found dead in some back alley with his entrails stuffed in his mouth.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 09:28 PM (nmtEZ)

He's more likely to be found having commited suicide by a double tap to the back of the head.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 09:30 PM (48RE5)

338 Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 09:27 PM (NpvYf)
*******
Think Mrs. Shrek

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 09:30 PM (BqBId)

339 I still have no idea who April Ryan is.
Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2019 08:24 PM (BLFnH)

that makes two of us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2019 09:22 PM (a72/q)

Here she is in her younger - and slimmer - days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tme_i1hW0w

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:30 PM (YqDXo)

340 FBI investigating shooting into ICE offices in San Antonio as a 'targeted attack' against feds

No injuries, but official said bullets were within '2 inches' of employee
https://t.co/eGJz7Plxhq

SAN ANTONIO - FBI officials said on Tuesday they have opened an investigation into shots fired into Immigration and Customs Enforcement offices in San Antonio. Authorities described it as a "targeted attack" against federal employees...

..."I don't think there is a question that they knew which floor the ICE office is on," said Combs during a press conference Tuesday afternoon at the scene, adding that all the rounds that were recovered were found on the floor that ICE occupies. "To fire indiscriminately into any building is not an act of a protest but an act of violence..."

"...Political rhetoric and misinformation that various politicians, media outlets and activist groups recklessly disseminate to the American people regarding the ICE mission only serve to further encourage these violent acts," said Nina Pruneda, a spokesperson with ICE. "ICE officers put their lives on the line each and every day to keep our communities safe. This disturbing public discourse shrouds our critical law enforcement function and unnecessarily puts our officers' safety at risk..."

Posted by: David at August 13, 2019 09:32 PM (jY1B4)

341 327
314 I like when Sara Carter's chest gets red.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 09:23 PM (K22Va)

You got good, lol.

Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 09:32 PM (K22Va)

342
Hey Megyn. Go interview Ghislaine Maxwell. On her Daddy's yacht.

Two birds with one stone.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 09:32 PM (NMAzL)

343 and AT&T's brass is 1) not woke

-

They might not be Procter and Gamble, but they had no problem coloring their death star like a rainbow for gay sex month because copropholia has to be important phone customers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 09:33 PM (RMwSd)

344 Important *to* phone customers

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 09:33 PM (RMwSd)

345
The "Dirty" Truth @AKA_RealDirty
15s
Sounds like we're going to hear that Comey report from Horowitz this week coming up.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 09:34 PM (BqBId)

346 He's more likely to be found having commited suicide by a double tap to the back of the head.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 09:30 PM (48RE5)

Some people just have to show off to the very end!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

347 He's more likely to be found having commited suicide by a double tap to the back of the head.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 09:30 PM (48RE5)

Some people just have to show off to the very end!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

Show off? That's just shitty marksmanship!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:39 PM (YqDXo)

348 I tried a gender reveal at the beach one time and I got arrested

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2019 09:40 PM (flINI)

349 "I introduced myself to @RepDonaldPayne and thanked him for his recent support of impeaching the President."

A toast to the retards of the left eating their own. It's the delicious schadenfraude of Hillary corraling reporters into closets all over again.

Posted by: Sjg at August 13, 2019 09:40 PM (gDSJf)

350 A toast to the retards of the left eating their own. It's the delicious
schadenfraude of Hillary corraling reporters into closets all over
again.

Yep. More of this, faster, please.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 09:42 PM (HaL55)

351 179
with her labia parted
smells like the ocean farted
that's A. Ryan
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

Has Ace's account been taken over by a squad of 4th graders?

Do I care? I'm laughing like a 4th grader.

Posted by: elliot at August 13, 2019 09:42 PM (1PAtI)

352 Brian Stelter in dust-up outside Golden Corral.

[the video picks up here]
"I thought that's who you were!" laughed the young man who hurled the epithets. The group then begins to high-five each other.

[Stelter can be heard behind the laughter but inaudible]

"...No booger-brain from the right calls me Butterball!" Stelter shrieked. "I'm a famous anchor on CNN!" [one woman in group is seen putting her fingers in her ears at this point]

Red-faced, Stelter then pulled out an inhaler and sat on nearby bench and a took a few moment fanning himself with a gravy-stained napkin he'd taken from the buffet he'd before starting up again.

[laughing continues]

"Any of you big-boned? It's a fucking insult to your people! It's like the N-Word to us! You call me fucking Butterball," Stelter yelled, his voice audibly hoarse by now. "It's like I call you Mr. Poopy Pants. Or knob-gobbler! You like that? At this point the crowd that had gathered began looking at their watches and dispersing.

"...I'll fucking sweat all over your shit! I'll give you a wet-Willie you fart-knocker! [sobbing] Come back here! I'm [illegible]" At this point the camera turns to the parking garage and the remaining group begins talking about which movie to watch when they get home.

CNN was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Fredo Bandito at August 13, 2019 09:42 PM (1OyTa)

353 The pressure wave is particularly impressive - this wasn't just some rocket fuel going off! Link to it is on this page:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jcg5n9

Posted by: Tom Servo

Russian hardware and tech is the worst - "Hey, Vlad - prototype works so maybe lets 100 scale up and produce 100!"
Yeah, ever seen the Russian Navy? The rust holds those buckets together - they can't pull 28 knots for more than 1 minute before some engine disintegrates...

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2019 09:42 PM (32YRo)

354 When you're dumber than dirt
And deploy your brownshirts
That's A. Ryan

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

355 What the Hell is Going On At CNN?
- Ace of Spades

If the two recent CNN-related public incidents had happened with employees of a government agency or a major (non-media) corporation, management would impose mandatory anger management classes for ALL employees. But I'm betting CNN and their "journalists" consider themselves above such stuff.

Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2019 09:43 PM (AMIL/)

356 Comments on the sidebar:

Stacy Abrams ~~choked~~ tanked.

Watching the women shuffling around is a good pre-nocturnal tuneup.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2019 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

357 Posted by: elliot at August 13, 2019 09:42 PM (1PAtI)

Go check out the comments on the previous Don Lemon post. Some are pee your pants hysterical

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 09:44 PM (48RE5)

358 If you wear a tent for a dress
And hate freedom of press
That's A. Ryan

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

359 Boswell

USN Littoral Combat Ships say, hold my grog. A Pierforce for Good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2019 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

360 Megyn 2015 - FOX News hottest property and cable news megastar

Megyn 2019 - Punchline.

Dummy.

Posted by: ...

Making additional comments in your signature is TIGHT!

at August 13, 2019 09:45 PM (uEbPt)

361 Nood

Posted by: BigZesty at August 13, 2019 09:46 PM (IcXnp)

362
I'm envisioning the "Kenny Rogers' Gender Reveal Challenge".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 09:46 PM (NMAzL)

363 353
The pressure wave is particularly impressive - this wasn't just some rocket fuel going off! Link to it is on this page:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jcg5n9

Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm a techtard, never could find the video... is it buried in some link at the site?

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 09:46 PM (UFLLM)

364 Insomniac

You and Ace should sing a duet. Your couplets have a catchy beat, and you can dance to them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2019 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

365 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 09:46 PM (t+qrx)

366 totally unrelated but randomly stumbled on an unsavory very online person and i'm just perpetually amazed by the double standard. so like this guy, i feel like if he were on the right he'd be unemployed:
https://twitter.com/R_Yucha/status/1161014154519597058
how can you be working at yale while just blasting this kind of nonsense out to and about total strangers? warren takes pics with this guy, is this reflective of her position on the us military? why isn't fredo giving us the lowdown on both?

Posted by: at-nobody-on-tweet at August 13, 2019 09:47 PM (EFmfL)

367 If you wear a tent for a dress
And hate freedom of press
That's A. Ryan
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

LOL, the Coleman label was a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 13, 2019 09:47 PM (1OyTa)

368 Alton, thanks! I'm hoping/thinking so. :-)

Meanwhile, Megyn Kelly is watching all this pandemonium and wondering what she should do to get attention again:

"I know! I'll go to a Walmart parking lot and rassle a gator!! How hard can it be??!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

369 Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 09:46 PM (UFLLM)

https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/1158605790971867136

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at August 13, 2019 09:48 PM (48RE5)

370
Mucho Danke Commrade!

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 09:49 PM (UFLLM)

371 Show off? That's just shitty marksmanship!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 09:39 PM (YqDXo)

Personally, I thought the second tap showed a real sense of dedication and perseverance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

372 @Techno_Fog

Stefan Halper has filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit brought by @RealSLokhova

Halper asserts that if he was an FBI asset (though he does not admit this), he is subject to immunity as a government agent.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 09:26 PM (cF8AT)

WTF angle is that? This is in a foreign court and he is suggesting that IF he is an agent of a foreign government then he is immune?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 13, 2019 09:50 PM (1g7ch)

373 Fat sow is a step up for April.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 13, 2019 10:05 PM (rsqz2)

374 That'll do, pig. Just keep walking toward the sun. That's the way. Just step down when you reach the end.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2019 10:21 PM (UUkQp)

375 Hey, I made it to the afterlife with a lot of preteen girls!!

... but they're the zombie kids from Dead Space with the tentacles that shoot out spikes.

Posted by: Jeffie Epstein at August 13, 2019 11:58 PM (/Ioag)

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