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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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Trump Now Selling "Fredo Unhinged" T-Shirts
Update: Trump Asks, Why Do "Republicans" Always Rush to Defend Bitter Partisan Liberals and Antifa-Supporters Like Fredo?
And the Fredocons will continue clucking out their disapproval of anyone having fun making fun of their leftist twitter budz.
"That's not who we are," these unaccomplished, hypersanctimonious know-nothings lectured, as they tried to finish their waffles.MSNBC's Joe Scarborough attacked President Donald Trump for spreading conspiracy theories about the suicide of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, despite the fact that Scarborough and his Morning Joe colleagues spread Epstein conspiracy theories only days earlier. Trump retweeted a tweet from a supporter Saturday denying that Epstein committed suicide and claiming that the billionaire financier "had information on Bill Clinton & now he's dead." The Monday Morning Joe panel condemned Trump for spreading the conspiracy, which has no basis in fact. ... "And then the president caps all that off by accusing the Clintons of murder. It does just seem to keep getting worse and the president seems to become more and more unbalanced," he concluded. But Scarborough engaged in the exact same behavior the morning of Epstein's suicide, pointedly suggesting in tweets that the manner of his death was "predictably Russian" and sarcastically saying "How convenient for a lot of rich and powerful men."So that's where we are -- the liberal/cuck alliance arguing about which conspiracy theories are Respectable and should be Matters of Serious Concern, and which are Deplorable and should be grounds for deplatforming, doxxing, and perhaps actual prosecution.
Yes. Why?
It always happens! When a Conservative does even a fraction of what Chris Cuomo did with his lunatic ranting, raving, & cursing, they get destroyed by the Fake News. But when a Liberal Democrat like Chris Cuomo does it, Republicans immediately come to his defense. We never learn!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 13, 2019
We must be as unfair as our biggest asshole opponents https://t.co/uSXoXRT601
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 13, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:37 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:38 PM (IVoO9)
Posted by: sunny-dee at August 13, 2019 04:38 PM (pID7O)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 04:38 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2019 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
believe that
Posted by: Fredo 88 at August 13, 2019 04:39 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:40 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:40 PM (IVoO9)
Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 04:40 PM (FZYNt)
He and I were watching the Godfather once, and during a Fredo scene, I said "You know who he reminds me of?" My brother named exactly the guy I was thinking of. And that guy wasn't Italian.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 13, 2019 04:40 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (4tV+0)
Posted by: physics geek at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (huQJB)
believe that
Posted by: Fredo 88 at August 13, 2019 04:39 PM (2cfUo)
It should be "belee dat" if you want the proper street cred.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (4tV+0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 04:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 13, 2019 04:42 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Fredo 88 at August 13, 2019 04:42 PM (2cfUo)
But the problem is he's fighting completely alone.
And once he's gone from the scene that's it.
We'll be back to Mayonnaise and white bread sandwiches and losing gracefully with dignity.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 13, 2019 04:42 PM (a75Fb)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 13, 2019 04:42 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Blago at August 13, 2019 04:42 PM (yZqo2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: kotter at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (saHCz)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (7s3Gx)
But aren't all of cretins at the Cuckshed Democratic flunkies and flacks at this point?
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There is a distinction. To be an actual "Democratic strategist" one needs some understanding of nuts and bolts politics. The Bulwarkers wouldn't make the cut, not even the Beto campaign would hire one.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (IO8Xt)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (axyOa)
Isn't it funny that Scarborough is floating conspiracy theories when
he's the only one that's had a dead body in his office and no
explanation?
Posted by: Blago at August 13, 2019 04:42 PM (yZqo2)
He's CNN's expert in inexplicable dead bodies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)
the one from Preacher, right?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (Rarvo)
Senate Dems deliver stunning warning to Supreme Court: 'Heal' or face restructuring
Several high-profile Senate Democrats warned the Supreme Court in pointed terms this week that it could face a fundamental restructuring if justices do not take steps to "heal" the court in the near future.
The ominous and unusual warning was delivered as part of a brief filed Monday in a case related to a New York City gun law. Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I., Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn., Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, Richard Durbin, D-Ill., and Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y., referenced rulings by the court's conservative majority in claiming it is suffering from some sort of affliction that must be remedied.
"The Supreme Court is not well. And the people know it," the brief said. "Perhaps the Court can heal itself before the public demands it be 'restructured in order to reduce the influence of politics.'"
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Fredo 88 at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (kS4cA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (t6MX/)
Self-awareness! How does it work?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (IVoO9)
Our elites really aren't very elite. I want new ones.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (IO8Xt)
Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (j9SGE)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (/Ioag)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:37 PM (SJDa9)
________
You left out the "p" in "Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers". Now I'm triggered.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (IO8Xt)
I thought it was motherfucking hampsterfuckers. That's what Nurse always says...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (flINI)
They don't sense Irony, do they?
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (IVoO9)
it," the brief said. "Perhaps the Court can heal itself before the
public demands it be 'restructured in order to reduce the influence of
politics.'"
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (QkjLD)
lolgf
Now that you lost the majority, it has an influence of politics.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (t6MX/)
I don't consider any off those Fredo's "high profile"
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (aLBwb)
Posted by: Fredo 88 at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (kS4cA)
Oh hell yeah. Bring a bag fo yo teef!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:45 PM (IVoO9)
+++++++++++
They probably do, but they don't care. It's about power and it is definitely not about truth, honesty or consistency.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)
And once he's gone from the scene that's it.
We'll be back to Mayonnaise and white bread sandwiches and losing gracefully with dignity.
Posted by: Radical Centrist
^^THIS!
There is a difference between having FU money, and being able to say FU. Pence, unfortunately, doesn't have FU money, and I'm not sure that he's inclined to even use the word. Cruz certainly doesn't mind being disliked on a certain level, but I don't think even he can handle all the hate that would be directed his way if he ever became POTUS. Romney has FU money, but we know what he would do in a fight.
After Trump, I'm afraid we're f'd. I wish that it weren't so.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (mvenn)
Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I., Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn., Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, Richard Durbin, D-Ill., and Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y.
The Murderers Row of Stupid. All it needs is Patty Murray.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (SHtRW)
I mean, sure, it'll probably involve massive head trauma or dementia, but I'll get there.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (IVoO9)
Kitteh is recovering nicely with IV fluids and medication.
Joe Scarborough looks like Jonny bravo
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: Mittens at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (IO8Xt)
I thought it was hampster, not hamster.
everyone knows "hampster" is a dimunitive form of "hamper", and is therefore a cute little container into which one tosses dirty clothes.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (sGtp+)
There are a lot of reasons why I want Trump to win next year (and I think he will, at this rate). Important reasons.
But there is one that will bring me more personal satisfaction, and make me smile bigger than the others:
Once it happens, it means that the cucks have failed in their only purpose. And then the liberal media and lefty billionaire dollars will evaporate like the dew in the morning.
I can't wait to see a jobless Bill Kristol (likely with a mountain of debt if his financial gluttony matches his culinary one) standing on the pier, watching the cruise ships float by, as a single tear rolls down his fat, sallow moon of a face.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: David Gillies at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (Jipp3)
Senate Dems deliver stunning warning to Supreme Court: 'Heal' or face restructuring
Several high-profile Senate Democrats warned the Supreme Court in pointed terms this week that it could face a fundamental restructuring if justices do not take steps to "heal" the court in the near future.
The ominous and unusual warning was delivered as part of a brief filed Monday in a case related to a New York City gun law. Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I., Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn., Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, Richard Durbin, D-Ill., and Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y., referenced rulings by the court's conservative majority in claiming it is suffering from some sort of affliction that must be remedied.
"The Supreme Court is not well. And the people know it," the brief said. "Perhaps the Court can heal itself before the public demands it be 'restructured in order to reduce the influence of politics.'"
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (QkjLD)
Since they're telling us what they plan on doing once they're in power, Trump & The Turtle should start packing the Court right now.
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
We've been saying it. Trump is only a stop gap measure from it burning.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (4RRDi)
pointed terms this week that it could face a fundamental restructuring
if justices do not take steps to "heal" the court in the near future.
_______
LMAO. " Physician, heal thyself ..." comes to mind.
Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (j9SGE)
And cucumber finger sandwiches. Don't forget them...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (IVoO9)
Posted by: Fredo 88 at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Mittens at August 13, 2019 04:49 PM (IO8Xt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2019 04:49 PM (3H9h1)
Kitteh is recovering nicely with IV fluids and medication.
Joe Scarborough looks like Jonny bravo
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (SJDa9)
Saucy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (iuFgi)
+++++++++
This doesn't worry me tremendously right now. If he loses in '20, it's over. If he doesn't, we have until 2023 to figure out who the best rabblerouser is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2019 04:49 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 04:49 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2019 04:49 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (QkjLD)
Since they're telling us what they plan on doing once they're in power, Trump & The Turtle should start packing the Court right now.
Posted by: josephistan
I want a bloody divorce.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (4RRDi)
We'll be back to Mayonnaise and white bread sandwiches and losing gracefully with dignity"
And cucumber finger sandwiches. Don't forget them...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (6qErC)
Cavendish! Another gin and tonic, if you please!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (IVoO9)
Joe Scarborough looks like Jonny bravo
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:47 PM (SJDa9)
He's Beavis
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (Izzlo)
--
Without Twatter keeping them afloat, they really are nothing. I can't believe that t-shirt. So hilarious. Only Trump. Only President Donald Trump. Boy howdy, is life gonna be boring once he's out of the Oval.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Senate Dems at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (Dh1wo)
Ooh, I like this additional strategy!
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (JoUsr)
+++++++++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (t6MX/)
Hirono, D-Hawaii, Richard Durbin, D-Ill., and Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y.
The Murderers Row of Stupid. All it needs is Patty Murray.
***
I told them...I'd help them but they would listen!!
Posted by: Hank Johnson D-GA at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (mvenn)
You may enjoy looking up 'Bob's Burgers next door business names' ( if you didn't know, Bob's Burgers is an animated show on Fox. Every week the business next door to Bob's Burgers has a different pun name).
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: DaveA at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (Izzlo)
Heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)
And they're rattling the dried up husk of the skin they'd stolen hoping to scare us back into line
And we can tell them the words they used to say, "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind is blowing"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 04:52 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (+0VWg)
++++++++++
Almost certainly, of the type who when it get serious and he says. "Laugh it up, chump - you're gonna work for *me* someday," he means it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2019 04:52 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 04:52 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Diogenes
honestly I thought she was a pron star and I had downloaded some of her scenes in the past
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 13, 2019 04:52 PM (FZYNt)
--
I take that to mean it equals "render progressive verdicts or else."
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (VnkJq)
Voter ID is far more important. They'll just overrule every SC decision in the Exalted Court of Hawaii.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (C78No)
If a chick named Whitney Cummings isn't a Porn Star, she missed her calling.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (IVoO9)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (JoUsr)
++++++++++
Good. That means you get it. We hope the Supreme Court is as progressive.
Posted by: Democrat Court-Packers at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (M+Lyo)
I didn't realize the Joe S was rich and powerful
Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (IVoO9)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (pw+jk)
I think that question needs asked
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
If you had to work for Joe Scar, you would off yourself as well
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (FZYNt)
You notice Sen. Hernandez is not in trouble? Senatorial comity.
Posted by: Mittens at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (IO8Xt)
Posted by: Joe S. at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (/Ioag)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (e1mEI)
++++++++++++
Ha! I had a similar thought - "The good ship Biden has foundered, and the Cuckshed Crew is clinging to its remnants in the vastness of the sea."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (I2dne)
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (heOND)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (O2RFr)
well, you probably meant this, but they're not even coasting on their own reputations. they're coasting on the reputation of previous classes of elites.
These fuckheads haven't done shit.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 04:50 PM (NWiLs)
Speaking of, if you look at the 2020 gear for sale, notice how many of the models are white, and how many are black or Hispanic.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (K3B2k)
If a chick named Whitney Cummings isn't a Porn Star, she missed her calling.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:53 PM (IVoO9)
She's the creator of the show Two Broke Girls. The least funny sitcom I've ever seen. The eye candy though was fantastic.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 04:54 PM (+0VWg)
hahahaha
Posted by: m at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (aLBwb)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 04:56 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 04:56 PM (FiUMj)
The Murderers Row of Stupid. All it needs is Patty Murray.
She'll need a ladder to reach stupid level.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2019 04:56 PM (e1mEI)
Over 100, so...
The drives with the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy (TM) finally got shipped off today to those who requested one.
If you want this magisterial compilation (link in nic), write me at monsalvat 61 at gmail dot com with your mailing address.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2019 04:56 PM (Wx/+I)
The jumbling of the traditional right-left fault lines has been dizzying in the past few years.
LOL. Yeah ... there's been such a jumbling ...
It's one of the areas where progressives and Never-Trumpers are truly aligned, as well, in both their bewilderment and fear about where this road leads, since the track record of nationalist, populist, right-wing movements throughout history is . . . checkered.
This kills me. The American governmental system is unique and has been so since its inception. The rest of the world is far different (and the rest of the world in history even more so). There is no such thing as an American conservative elsewhere. AN American conservative, first and foremost, espouses the Constitution (more or less), which doesn't exist anywhere else and isn't even possible anywhere else since their architectures of governance are just totally, completely different. There is no comparison. Which is why it's hysterical when these asswipes try to compare "right wing" in AMerica with "right wing" in other political systems. Funny how the "right wing" in these other areas are big government "right wings", always. Never limited government - i.e. AMerican Conservativism.
And I have to say that I really love the Bulwark masthead. That's pretty funny. Especially their tag line - "Truth is a force of nature". I don't think you can get a much dumber line, especially since it is supposed to show how clever the Bulwark Bros are. They should have just put pictures of their editors picking their noses, instead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 04:57 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Gondola Crooner No. 9 at August 13, 2019 04:57 PM (Si9ix)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
whoa lets not get too hasty here
Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres at August 13, 2019 04:57 PM (FZYNt)
Pay No Attention to the Circle Jerk Behind the Curtain!
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:57 PM (IVoO9)
I know I'll grow another bone if he wins in 2024.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 04:57 PM (C78No)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 04:57 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM (6/uwW)
* hides behind door*
* surprise POUNCE!*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (SJDa9)
I'm going to start calling you guys Calvin and Hobbes.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM (FiUMj)
Several high-profile Senate Democrats warned the Supreme Court in pointed terms this week that it could face a fundamental restructuring if justices do not take steps to "heal" the court in the near future.
I'm envisioning Ernest Angley saying HEAL!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM (aKsyK)
45 s
I was saddened to learn that the President has made the decision to sell tee-shirts that engage in the stereotyping of Italian -Americans. This is vulgar and unseemly and it is not who we are as a country.
In recent years an increasing amount of my constituents are of the Italian-American persuasion. They come here with their olive-oil skin and greasy hair and their large extended families to enjoy our beautiful mountains , fresh air and green scenery.
They are among the most patriotic Americans and the Salt of the earth and I will not stand to have them insulted.
Posted by: Freda Payne at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)
Since FDR.
Pansies. Fairies. Limp wristed needle dicked wishy washy arse kissing lukewarm... where was I?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (NFEMn)
The least funny sitcom I've ever seen.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
whoa lets not get too hasty here
Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres at August 13, 2019 04:57 PM (FZYNt)
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Nobody but nobody has me beat. Say anyone sucks more than me and I'll ruin your punk ass shit, capiche?
Posted by: Two and a Half Men at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (AzW6q)
The republicans will never grow a backbone. Never. Trump is a one-off.
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 04:57 PM (K3B2k)
Remember, they spent a fair amount of time trying to convince us he wasn't a Republican during the primaries.
Perhaps they were right, and thank heaven for that.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Ernest Angley at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (kS4cA)
once they're in power, Trump The Turtle should start packing the
Court right now.
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (Izzlo)
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YES!!!
They signal their intent and then carry through. The republicans are just all we are stunned when the demofascists actually carry through.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (pw+jk)
Has the Fredo yeller been doxxed yet? Death threats? Chased out of any
restaurants? Violent protestors outside their house? Their children
spit upon?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 04:56 PM (JoUsr)
Soon. It is the yellow Star of David for the new National Socialist Workers Party. They can't help themselves.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Ernest Angley at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (kS4cA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (AWqtp)
Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Avi at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (kSq2k)
If Trump wins in 2024 it will be a dynasty.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (heOND)
Posted by: Two and a Half Men at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (AzW6q)
Family Guy. Unwatchable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (IVoO9)
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I hope everywhere he goes, people catch his eye, giggle, then turn away. Over and over and over again.
Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (aXucN)
* hides behind door*
* surprise POUNCE!*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (SJDa9)
I'm going to start calling you guys Calvin and Hobbes.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM
***
Behind the green door?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (axyOa)
An *almost* true point in the Cuckshed - but like always they whiz by the main point and didn't notice.
The left/right fault lines stopped mattering when the left and the right (that is - *their* variety of right) joined forces. The left/right fault lines haven't jumbled - they've vanished.
The new fault line is more like "ordinary/elite" "establishment/anti-establishment" or in that vein.
These people killed the left/right dichotomy. They aren't allowed to bitch out its disappearance just because they find themselves on the hated side of the *new* divide that they themselves created.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (I2dne)
"I shook Robert Kennedy's hand in 1968, a woman tells Pete Buttigieg. "So your're good luck?" he asks. "Not really - he was shot a month later," she tells him.
LOLGF
Per WZ
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (oiNtH)
Liberals are laughing at them as much as we are only behind their backs.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (kGBB1)
I'm envisioning Ernest Angley saying HEAL!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM (aKsyK)
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Heal? Or HEEL!!!
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)
I've had the same thought! That entire sad crew has been bitterly hanging on, telling themselves "if we can only make it to 2020, it will all be over!" But if they have to face four more years, they are going to dissolve into a puddle of rage and despair. What's the point in attacking Trump then, he'll never run for office again! Same goes for their financial backers - after that, there will be no point to any of them.
And in passing, look how quickly they went from being "True Conservatives" to actively shilling for Far Left candidates for President.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson"
Don't you have some pyramids to sell or something?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (6qErC)
Whoo hoo, can't wait! Thanks again Hadrian.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)
I'm going to start calling you guys Calvin and Hobbes.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM (VnkJq)
Or Clouseau and Kato.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (Wx/+I)
It's NY.
He's gonna hear 'Yo Fredo!' all day, every day.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (IVoO9)
I have to say, his new election team is quick off the mark!
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mueller at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (kS4cA)
Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson"
Don't you have some pyramids to sell or something?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (6qErC)
Scented oils
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (VnkJq)
"The Supreme Court is not well. And the people know it,"
Then let's start by asking the two Justices who have serious health problems to retire. That would decidedly improve the "wellness" of the SC.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mueller at August 13, 2019 05:02 PM (kS4cA)
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Do YOU?
You've been awfully forgetful, of late.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)
Trump Curse Lives
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Mueller"
Nope.
Sucks, huh? Can't get a reservation anywhere in DC...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (kGBB1)
Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 05:04 PM (eAZVt)
It's like accusing someone of spreading jam on toast, when that toast is already not only covered, but dripping down the sides, all over the plate, smearing the countertop, and drizzled across the floor, because someone pointed at it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 05:04 PM (owkQl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)
What are you? Special?
Guineas, WOPs, Dagos, Eye-ties, Guidos, and people assuming you have at least one relative that's "connected, ya kno wutta mean?" isn't enough for you?
You gotta add a freakin' supporting character from a movie so you can get yourself a spot in The Outrage Olympics?
Your brother is and your father was the Governor of New York. You know damn good and well that nobody has ever called you an ethnic slur in your life.
Of course half the country now calls you a pussy and an asshole, but those are just descriptive adjectives, nothing personal, no offense.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 05:04 PM (48RE5)
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I thought it was hampster, not hamster.
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No, no. It's New Hampshire. I think it's up in Canada or something.
Posted by: irright at August 13, 2019 05:04 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (kGBB1)
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Jonah has the dog avatar. And 300+ dog pics a day on his Twitter (where he lives his best, most bloated and faggy life).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)
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What's the point in attacking Trump then, he'll never run for office again! Same goes for their financial backers - after that, there will be no point to any of them.
And in passing, look how quickly they went from being "True Conservatives" to actively shilling for Far Left candidates for President.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)
+++++++++++++
Yes, this is what I look forward to. If Trump wins in '20, Big Left's checkbook is going to snap closed.
I hope Kristol's a saver, not a debtor. He's gonna need those reserves or, like Jonah, he won't even be able to afford pants.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2019 05:04 PM (I2dne)
He changed it to a shit eating dog avatar.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Avi at August 13, 2019 05:00 PM (kSq2k)
That's what they WANT you to think!*
*Wut?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
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Thank god.
Posted by: Harry and the Hendersons at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (t41dG)
If Trump wins in 2024 it will be a dynasty.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I agree with this. If Trump wins re-election , the GOP will have to opportunity to cement their gains with Hispanics and others and also inspire younger people to run for congress as "Trump Republicans.'
In addition, if the economy stays strong, younger voters will have an incentive to keep Leftwing Democrats out of power. This may even force the Democrat Party towards the middle....
I know, lots of "IF's' here....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Allahpundit at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: The Cucks at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM (AWqtp)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: morigu at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (4a/1n)
Posted by: Frederica Wilson at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (37IEG)
* hides behind door*
* surprise POUNCE!*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (SJDa9)
Whoa! WOOHOO!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (6qErC)
They're piss ant gays?
Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: The Cucks at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (oVJmc)
AIDS dementia?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (heOND)
Posted by: Obama Avatars LLC at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (WwHot)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (AWqtp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (kGBB1)
Gave him to BHO, along with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (lK7fO)
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"Mobil One or Delvac?"
Amsoil!
Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 05:05 PM
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Butter!!!
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (pMGkg)
Mon dieu!
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 04:40 PM (IVoO9)
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Notice how the Clintons are very quiet, not making a fuss about all the speculation. Now, why would that be?
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (kGBB1)
Posted by: Wile E Coyote: Super Genius at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (heOND)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2019 05:03 PM (qAR6u)
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I hadn't realized he didn't have a coveted blue checkmark. I'm surprised; he's been around a long time.
Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (aXucN)
The Bulwark people and NeverTrump have a similar issue. They want to be in the same professional circles as the liberal media (and they are happy to dance to the tune of liberal paymasters). They live in the same places as the liberal media do. They eat at the same restaurants, have the sam general lifestyle. They're more alike than they are different -- especially since it's become apparent that "principles" are easily changed depending on who provides the paycheck.
Posted by: Revenant at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (CxNzT)
They're piss ant gays?
Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson at August 13, 2019 05:06 PM (O2RFr)
Nope. That sweet, sweet blue check mark cred baby. That and dirty cash.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (6qErC)
"The Flight 370 Election", eh?
One of the most prevalent theories oit there about Flight 370 (second only to the theory that the aircraft disappeared up Don LeMon's asshole), is that the pilot committed suicide while killing an entire plane load of innocent passengers.
Not reading the CuckShed article, but I assume the author postulates that Trump is a suicidal pilot who will murder the country if he is re-elected in 2020.
Just the type of article a conservative wants to read.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (7s3Gx)
.....
To allow deeper penetration.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (gKGWw)
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Because they're not going to dignify... BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!! Sorry, I just couldn't do it.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Liz Warren (D-Cherokee) at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (pYQR/)
45 s
I was saddened to learn that the President has made the decision to sell tee-shirts that engage in the stereotyping of Italian -Americans. This is vulgar and unseemly and it is not who we are as a country.
In recent years an increasing amount of my constituents are of the Italian-American persuasion. They come here with their olive-oil skin and greasy hair and their large extended families to enjoy our beautiful mountains , fresh air and green scenery.
They are among the most patriotic Americans and the Salt of the earth and I will not stand to have their good name and reputation sullied for political gain.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (NFEMn)
Notice how the Clintons are very quiet, not making a fuss about all the speculation. Now, why would that be?
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 05:07 PM (kGBB1)
Hillary is too busy trying to understand why Epstein couldn't be found dead and naked at Fort Marcy State Park.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (M9ntN)
Trump is bad and must be eliminated.
Posted by: Allah Pussy at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (pw+jk)
His "points" are:
- NeverTrump and the hard left are now the same thing, and that's awesome
- Everyone else are either racists or corporatists or racist corporatists
- Trump can't win in 2020
- He retweeted an Arkancide joke. I just can't. *weeping*
- Joe Biden is a well known quantity and Trump can't possibly redefine him
In other words, it's dumber than you may have thought.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (ZGrMX)
once they're in power, Trump The Turtle should start packing the
Court right now.
Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 04:48 PM (Izzlo)
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YES!!!
They signal their intent and then carry through. The republicans are just all we are stunned when the demofascists actually carry through.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 04:59 PM (pw+jk)
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They should introduce a court packing law NOW!
Get every one of those lying Progressive Democrat SOBs on record now, when the Republicans have the WH. NOW!
Get all the editorials out about how this is a terrible idea. NOW!
That should kill the idea for at least a decade. Should, but will it? Because this would be the flash point for a civil war.
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (EK+Pw)
It was a dickish move to accost Fredo in public, just as it is when they do it to our side.
And it was a dickish move to verbally retaliate the way Fredo did.
The "Italian N-Word" stuff is just the weird icing on the banana.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (O8WFE)
If you remember that Russian collusion was Democrat/Deep State collusion, it makes a lot more sense.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (lK7fO)
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Too cliched.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:10 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Jeb! at August 13, 2019 05:10 PM (786Ro)
In addition, if the economy stays strong, younger voters will have an incentive to keep Leftwing Democrats out of power. This may even force the Democrat Party towards the middle....
>>I know, lots of "IF's' here....
Thought experiment. Take a look at the collection of losers, freaks and wannabes running for the Democrat nomination. Which one of them scares you even a little?
The Democrat Party is in turmoil right now and a 29 year old know nothing bartender is the leading intellectual force in the House. Obama gutted the Democrat Party, Hillary gave it a kick in the nutz and they are both going to add to the damage as the Horowitz/Barr/Durham stuff starts hitting in waves.
The Republican Party has its problems but I like the prospects for it a hell of a lot more than I do for the Democrats.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (aXucN)
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AP is a washed up never-was media whore, and HotAir is the last dingy, lonely corner where that slag will ever his turn tricks.
He'll never get a blue checkmark, because no matter how much he sucks off the Left, he's not pretty enough to be seen with in public.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (AzW6q)
She's the creator of the show Two Broke Girls. The least funny sitcom I've ever seen. The eye candy though was fantastic.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (VnkJq)
Any sitcom called Two Broke Girls set in New York City that doesn't have at least a third of their episodes about the chicks raising money while on their backs strains credulity.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (veoSD)
The Chick -N- Al -N- Fredo Show
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (mvenn)
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As the bad ventriloquist said, "Incossigle!"
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (GEpFD)
I was waiting for that show to be canceled at least three years before it finally was. Matthew Moy's character needed to DIAF and Kat Dennings' voice could strip paint.
But yes, the girls did look nice.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (7s3Gx)
Hillary is too busy trying to understand why Epstein couldn't be found dead and naked at Fort Marcy State Park.
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Too cliched.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:10 PM (GEpFD)
That's the problem, it's sort of her trademark and the staff is trying to explain why it wasn't a good idea this time.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Gondola Crooner No. 9 at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (Si9ix)
Flying away on a wing and a prayer,
Who could it beeeeee?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: Caliban at August 13, 2019 05:11 PM (QE8X6)
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The one with the big jugs needs dental work badly, though.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: dIb at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (VJOLZ)
Former congressman and current jagoff Joe Walsh reacted the same way. Trump retweeting that was THE worst thing ever.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (kw5n8)
It's strange formulation. I mean what does it mean?
Can it be used in a sentence?
'The vodka, the caviar and the blonde lap-dancer were all predictably Russian...."
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (pUDQf)
It's better than that. He says the Flight 370 pilot was suicidal and "obsessed with social media", so QED he's a perfect proxy for OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (ZGrMX)
45 s
I was saddened to learn that the President has made the decision to sell tee-shirts that engage in the stereotyping of Italian -Americans. This is vulgar and unseemly and it is not who we are as a country.
In recent years an increasing amount of my constituents are of the Italian-American persuasion. They come here with their olive-oil skin and greasy hair and their large extended families to enjoy our beautiful mountains , fresh air and green scenery.
They are among the most patriotic Americans and the Salt of the earth and I will not stand to have their good name and reputation sullied for political gain.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (NFEMn)
I thought this was real until I hit the Godfather II stuff.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (j3npP)
Who do we vote for if we don't want to go to Beijing?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 13, 2019 05:13 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:13 PM (GEpFD)
https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM
Classic Dennis Hopper and even Classicer Chrostopher Walken.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 05:13 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (kw5n
Well he's living a life of illusion--even though Life's been good for him so far...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)
Now that we have passed 200 posts, I am remining people that if you have praise reports, updates or prayer requests for tomorrow's prayer thread in the "Daily Rant" please send them to me by 7:00 EST tonight at FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com.
I wish to also let people know that I am thankful to God and to the person who has volunteered to take over the prayer list in my absence. I will give out that kind person's hot mail address on the last day I will be posting the prayer thread which is August 21st.
Thanks for being prayer warriors!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:13 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:13 PM (z3SDL)
Former congressman and current jagoff Joe Walsh reacted the same way. Trump retweeting that was THE worst thing ever.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (kw5n
Which is why it's brilliant. There's a substantial portion of the population that doesn't understand the link, and now they might display some curiosity.
And if they do, they'll understand why he tweeted it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (37IEG)
It would be completely typical of them but I still don't think so (unless as I've said they already know Trump is not beatable).
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (uEbPt)
His "points" are:
- NeverTrump and the hard left are now the same thing, and that's awesome
- Everyone else are either racists or corporatists or racist corporatists
- Trump can't win in 2020
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I am glad to see the lying bastard Fredo-Cons are finally admitting their scam is over, and they are actually the turncoat lying bastards they actually are!
Did I mention they are all LYING BASTARDS?
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (EK+Pw)
It was a dickish move to accost Fredo in public, just as it is when they do it to our side.
And it was a dickish move to verbally retaliate the way Fredo did.
Only one can be true. Sorry. Their rules.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (gKGWw)
After Trump, I'm afraid we're f'd. I wish that it weren't so.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Tom Cotton. You'll see.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 04:44 PM (QkjLD)
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We know the Supreme Court is not well but RBG won't retire, just hangs around spoiling everything.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (kGBB1)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (IVoO9)
It was a dickish move to accost Fredo in public, just as it is when they do it to our side.
And it was a dickish move to verbally retaliate the way Fredo did.
The "Italian N-Word" stuff is just the weird icing on the banana.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 13, 2019 05:09 PM (O8WFE)
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Calling some roid boy Fredo is not a Dick move. It is funny.
The come back shows Fredo Qhoma's true inner being.
There have been much more done to conservatives with out them raging back.
FUCK THE LEFT. Their rules. Now we play by them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 05:15 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:15 PM (GEpFD)
I see I'm not the only one believing that.
Alpha males are anathema to those folks.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 13, 2019 05:15 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 04:55 PM (VnkJq)
IKR? Ed Quinn is smoking hot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 05:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 13, 2019 05:15 PM (jp0Bv)
He changed it to a shit eating dog avatar.
Next up, a dog-eating shit.
hang on; taking notes...
Posted by: Unicode Emoji Committee at August 13, 2019 05:15 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2019 05:15 PM (LpklP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:16 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:13 PM (+0VWg)
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Thanks for doing the prayer list week after week, Fen. I hope when you say your "absence" you mean you are going on vacation. If that's the case, have a great time!
Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2019 05:16 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (K3B2k)
He did, but they both told me later he wouldn't shut the fuck up....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 05:16 PM (NFEMn)
"We choose truth over facts"
-- Jos. Biden, presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee
"Truth is a force of nature!"
-- The Bulwark
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 05:16 PM (sP31R)
If you see Chris Cuomo out and about
Dude can never again go to a sporting event.
Posted by: garrett
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At this point, he'd best start wearing one of those t-shirts himself. He should also autograph a thousand of them and resell them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:16 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (kGBB1)
Hey now, don't forget me!
I gotta big date with Sotomayor coming up!
Posted by: Diabetes at August 13, 2019 05:16 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:16 PM (z3SDL)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:17 PM (GEpFD)
It's strange formulation. I mean what does it mean?
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It's a persuasion technique called "talking past the sale" and the Left engages in it constantly. A low info person would see that and think yes yes it must be the Russians because this is what they definitely do.
Thankfully Trump does this too but, unlike them, it's not because hes lying.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 05:17 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 05:17 PM (pw+jk)
Oh my, breaking: Epstein had the whole of Pedo Island wired for video. He's got it all on video!
Posted by: Mick Jagger at August 13, 2019 05:17 PM (NMAzL)
Thanks to Chris Cuomo, I finally understand what 'Fredo-Cons' are. I never saw the Godfathers.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 05:17 PM (DCYln)
I really want him to beep it out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:17 PM (pUDQf)
I don't actually post it. My kind, erudite and interesting brother in the Lord- who is much better with computer things than I am- Oregon Muse, posts the prayer list. I just update it and send it to him, and I pray.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:18 PM (+0VWg)
Can you imagine Ana Navarro on Flight 370?
Ooh ooh, there's a fun game everyone can play, "conservatives" and "Republicans" you wish would disappear.
We could be at this for hours.
I nominate Tom Nichols.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 05:18 PM (48RE5)
***
Now would be good time to post that pic of Billy Jeff looking very worried...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:18 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mittens at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (IO8Xt)
.....
Thank you.
I received my package and I appreciate it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (gKGWw)
At this point, he'd best start wearing one of those t-shirts himself. He should also autograph a thousand of them and resell them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:16 PM (M9ntN)
That would actually be pretty funny, and an excellent way to neutralize the whole issue. But Fredo won't do it, because he's a self-important, cocksucking, roid-raging doucheschnizzle.
Pride goeth before the fall.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (BiNEL)
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Could not be any worse than a Love Boat episode with Sonny Bono as a fake KISS persona named Deacon Dark.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)
You could make a parody song to the Cream hit ..
"In The Green Room"
Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (qAR6u)
Dickish times call for dickish measures.
Posted by: Zombie Hippocrates at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (AWqtp)
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You all keep saying "fake KISS" as though it's not redundant.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (GEpFD)
It's better than that. He says the Flight 370 pilot was suicidal and "obsessed with social media", so QED he's a perfect proxy for OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2019 05:12 PM (ZGrMX)
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Thank you for doing the filthy work of reading that drivel for me!
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (z3SDL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Obi-Wan: That boy was our last hope.
Yoda: No. There is another.
BM, you might be right about that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (UGlAW)
Posted by: Crocs at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (pw+jk)
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I dunno, Scum of the Earth did have Michael Des Barres.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (GEpFD)
Could not be any worse than a Love Boat episode with Sonny Bono as a fake KISS persona named Deacon Dark.
Posted by: Lady in Black
Whoa, great memory!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (z3SDL)
Posted by: Zombie Hippocrates at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM"
Pro Tip: Stay out of cold water for at least 4 hours before evaluation.
Posted by: G. Constanza at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (sP31R)
Posted by: The Cucks at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (K3B2k)
Because he won't ever just Shut the Fuck Up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: justaguy at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (mAfuD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 05:22 PM (6qErC)
"The Flight 370 Election", eh?
One of the most prevalent theories oit there about Flight 370 (second only to the theory that the aircraft disappeared up Don LeMon's asshole), is that the pilot committed suicide while killing an entire plane load of innocent passengers.
Not reading the CuckShed article, but I assume the author postulates that Trump is a suicidal pilot who will murder the country if he is re-elected in 2020.
Just the type of article a conservative wants to read.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 05:08 PM (NoKAc)
I haven't read the article either, but the author could also be saying that suicide is preferable to a second Trump term.
Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 05:22 PM (xjiRE)
https://tinyurl.com/y58k4zoa
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 05:22 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 13, 2019 05:22 PM (mvenn)
Dickish times call for dickish measures.
Posted by: Zombie Hippocrates at August 13, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)
tit-for-tat leaves the world with more tits ...
QED
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Logic Critic ... at August 13, 2019 05:22 PM (LPnfS)
about fighting back, he brought a wet noodle to a paper bag something or
other.
Hannity's wheelhouse is being Sesame Street for Conservatism. Whenever he strays from that, he says and does silly things.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 05:22 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (IO8Xt)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (GEpFD)
Yeah, but it always bugged me that when we finally got to hear some "Thug Rock," it just turned out to be Des Barres then-band, Detective, piped in off-screen.
And Detective were just a 2nd-rate Zeppelin. Not a bad band actually, (plus bonus coolness points for having original Yes-man Tony Kaye on keys) but hardly the "Thug Rock" we'd been promised.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: OCBill at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kahall at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (fq7/e)
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Or rules, or laws...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (GEpFD)
That's what I saying about Trump's presser today. He closed by telling the reporters to focus on who went to the island and then this news comes out.
They keep forgetting Trump is president. He knows a hell of a lot more about what's going than they think he does.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (ZLI7S)
My favorite part? "You're a lot more rational in real life than you appear to be on television.". That's what pushed him over the edge.
Fredo's going to regret his lack of self-control that one time, for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (owkQl)
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There AP goes with one of his false equivalencies.
• The guy said a particular word.
• He didn't punch anybody after calling them a name that your side argues justifies punching--or at least makes it palatable.
• He didn't chase him out of a restaurant.
That's not "as unfair". It's just not.
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)
You could make a parody song to the Cream hit ..
"In The Green Room"
Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2019 05:19 PM (qAR6u)
In the green room
With white curtains
Tired cucklings
[Clapton]
We ran into
Such a problem
At the circle jerk
[Clapton]
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (RD7QR)
Ooh ooh, there's a fun game everyone can play, "conservatives" and "Republicans" you wish would disappear.
We could be at this for hours.
I nominate Tom Nichols.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 05:18 PM (48RE5)
Hmmmmm.
This guy.
He often seems more jamoke than moron.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (SHtRW)
https://tinyurl.com/y58k4zoa
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 05:22 PM (JoUsr)
I forgot how much Sonny looked like Cheech Marin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)
He is being compared to Bush / Romney / McCain / every Republican LOSER.
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2019 05:25 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 05:25 PM (IO8Xt)
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Whoa. What if Fredo got hold of the Triangle of Zinthar?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:25 PM (GEpFD)
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Or rules, or laws...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (GEpFD)
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Actually, Trump made them do that. I'm not sure exactly how, but if it comes to it. Trump put them in that position where of course they had to threaten a co-equal branch of government! Of course!
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:26 PM (AWqtp)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2019 05:26 PM (nFwvY)
The manager of the Ralph Malph's fake KISS band is....
the host of Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:26 PM (z3SDL)
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Or rules, or laws...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (GEpFD)
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The left only respects the use of raw power and total control .
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 05:26 PM (pw+jk)
He didn't "accost" Fredo. Nothing even close. He just calmly called Fredo "Fredo". There's nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 05:26 PM (nmtEZ)
"Who am I then, Fredo? Cuomo asked during a 2010 radio interview when his brother was considering running for governor.
https://tinyurl.com/yyjjul8n
Also, someone changed Wiki's entry on Mario Cuomo under 'Children':
https://tinyurl.com/yyjjul8n
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 05:26 PM (cF8AT)
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Fun fact: Marshall's real name is Ralph Pierre LaCock.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:27 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 05:27 PM (u9rfO)
You are most welcome; I actually have another book to send to you if you aren't "booked up".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:27 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (EK+Pw)
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Allah most resembles somebody paid to troll his audience. Heck, he even gives it away (phrasing) with the red meat photos.
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:27 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:27 PM (AWqtp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 05:28 PM (t6MX/)
***********
A large enough nose creates acoustics that rival Carnegie Hall?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 13, 2019 05:28 PM (mvenn)
I sure hope we find out where he stashed the hard drives.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 05:28 PM (9t0Zz)
https://tinyurl.com/yyjjul8n
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Wrong link.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:28 PM (GEpFD)
Hannity is nothing like Cuomo and has zero in common with him. WTF. Why shank Hannity? He's on our GD team. Did he fuck your last two girlfriends?
Posted by: 13times
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Have you ever heard him insisting that Rachel Maddow is an incredibly nice person and he likes her so much and they're such good friends and he sees her in the elevator every day?
The media elites have more in common with each other than they do with their audiences.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (M9ntN)
Frankly I think it will be too late when that is finally realized.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (VnkJq)
.....
I finished my assigned reading and have already started on the book you sent this morning.
I'm always up for more material. It keeps me out of trouble when I read and out of here, which is a blessing to the rest of the Horde!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (gKGWw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (AWqtp)
Clinton caught on tape boning a 16 year old with George Mitchell.
Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (h6qXw)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (IO8Xt)
Thanks for posting that, I really needed a good laugh today!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (BiNEL)
I am not on twitter as much as I used to be but I do log on enough to notice that ace using cuck to describe the neverT's drives them crazy. They pretend to be laughing at ace as in "look at that dummy" but it really bothers them. Then I laugh. A lot.
Posted by: kahall at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (fq7/e)
Because it makes it REALLY tough for Jonah G to steal content without pissing off his commie financiers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (veoSD)
My favorite part? "You're a lot more rational in real life than you appear to be on television.". That's what pushed him over the edge.
Fredo's going to regret his lack of self-control that one time, for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 05:24 PM (owkQl)
No one's commented on how fatal is it for a performer to "Punch Down" in public. That's what Heckler's live for. The Performer is supposed to take the Heckler in stride, maybe give back a good zinger, show good humor. To have a mental breakdown is unforgivable. Anyone remember how Michael Richards public career ended? (a heckler pushed him over the edge)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (UPWzt)
Not anymore! Your Top Men. Top Men.
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (gmo/4)
You forget that our speech is violence.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (NpvYf)
https://tinyurl.com/yyjjul8n
***
Wrong link.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:28 PM (GEpFD)
Well it's in that thread. Let me try again...you might have to scroll down a bit...
https://tinyurl.com/yxdnmwuy
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (cF8AT)
If you want to know why someone would be so desperate as to pull off this hit on Epstein so blatantly, then this explains it. The video.
We may get to see the Royal Tallywacker of Prince Andrew. And maybe know for sure whether Bubba "leans to the left" as has been claimed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 05:23 PM (IO8Xt)
"*tee-hee-hee* The Court of Appeals is where policy is made. *tee-hee-tee-hee*" - A Wise, Empathetic Latina (known to the Senate Judiciary committee considering her SCOTUS nomination
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (SJDa9)
The media elites have more in common with each other than they do with their audiences.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Another example: Bo Dietl's brotherly love for Al Sharpton. "I see him in a restaurant the other night, he's my good friend you know, and I'm sayin' 'Al, ya gotta stop doin' this!'"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (M9ntN)
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I understand that Teddy Kennedy asked the same question.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: R101 at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 05:28 PM (t6MX/)
Damn! I was going to try for that part.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (vqIkG)
I will raise awareness.
Even if no command to pray had existed, our very weakness would have suggested it.
Francois De La Mothe Fenelon
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (z3SDL)
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I always thought of him as an Alice Cooper ripoff.
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (DuZls)
Hey, I wonder what this "DEL *.*" button does...
Posted by: FBI at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 05:32 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (aKsyK)
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Played by Dennehey, right?
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:32 PM (DuZls)
They deserve to be mocked. It weakens them.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 13, 2019 05:32 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 05:26 PM (pw+jk)
To be fair, that technique has worked pretty well for THEM over the years!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 05:32 PM (BiNEL)
Fun fact: Marshall's real name is Ralph Pierre LaCock.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER
I did not know that.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:32 PM (z3SDL)
Video has been released?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
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My bad, it was Alan Dershowitz doing a double team with Prince Andrew.
Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2019 05:33 PM (h6qXw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:33 PM (AWqtp)
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 13, 2019 05:33 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 05:33 PM (gKGWw)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:33 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2019 05:33 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ass Chum at August 13, 2019 05:33 PM (W/Wwi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2019 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Andrew grabs Chris by the face and says, "You broke my heart, Chris!"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2019 05:34 PM (owkQl)
Posted by: justaguy at August 13, 2019 05:21 PM (mAfuD)
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Just like those Rich and Powerful interests took out an up and coming Florida Congressma's favorite intern?
Did they ever solve that murder?
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 05:34 PM (EK+Pw)
Therefore, Hannity just shit on conservatives.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:34 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM (NpvYf)
---
Every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners, saints....
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:34 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Original Roy at August 13, 2019 05:34 PM (DmtdY)
***
Much like Hef is his latter days. I suspect BJ eagerly awaits the sweet, sweet embrace of death.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:35 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 05:32 PM (K3B2k)
I really get sick of this "that's not who we are" theme. Hannity sure isn't perfect, but he is a visible public cheerleader for OUR side when we have damn few of them at any level of media!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 13, 2019 05:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ass Chum at August 13, 2019 05:35 PM (W/Wwi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:34 PM (pUDQf)
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I don't think it's transitive like that.
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:35 PM (DuZls)
***
Uh, yes. "Now." Let's go with that.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:35 PM (GEpFD)
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I understand that Teddy Kennedy asked the same question.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 05:31 PM (LxqES)
Teddy was Prince Charles .. with a little murder and rape thrown in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 05:35 PM (nmtEZ)
Dems in the Senate just told the SUPREME COURT it needs to 'heal itself' or face restructuring.
That would be the same Dems who are in the MINORITY there.
Posted by: Don Q at August 13, 2019 05:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (z3SDL)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (pUDQf)
BM, you might be right about that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
======
Search up old columns on him at Powerlineblog. He's no showman like Trump, but he's got the fiber.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (AWqtp)
Not anymore! Your Top Men. Top Men.
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 05:30 PM
***
All the tapes are buried beneath a big mountain in Colorado or somewhere out West...in a big wooden box, with thousands of other boxes. Sitting right next to the one with the Arc of the Covenant in it.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (GEpFD)
Again, ideally we stay by our principles even when others do not, and do the right thing by others. But when the unwritten rules are torn apart, when the opposition utterly ignores the basic agreements of polite society, you cannot keep playing as if those rules still exist. We have to get to a point where those rules are rebuilt, if we are to ever exist as a culture and a nation but until they are, we have to fight in the gutters and at their level until they are defeated.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:33 PM (GEpFD)
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And still holds the rank of Peter Marshall.
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:37 PM (DuZls)
Classic American baseball.
Fredo plays soccer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 05:37 PM (sy5kK)
The media elites have more in common with each other than they do with their audiences.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (M9ntN)
So what should he do? Spit in her face in the elevator every day?
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Logic Critic ... at August 13, 2019 05:37 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 13, 2019 05:37 PM (LPDe8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Pro tip...Put that disgusting sow in a Burqa and the bulls will charge far less...
Posted by: Tentotwo at August 13, 2019 05:37 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 05:38 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:38 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2019 05:38 PM (h5YPk)
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Logic Critic ... at August 13, 2019 05:37 PM (LPnfS)
He should eat a lot of beans and fart very loudly the instant the doors close. Then snicker the entire way up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:38 PM (Kpl3J)
__________
Please list for me all the time recently when the Lefty media attacked a lefty Dem or defended a conservative R? I'll wait, AnalPundit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 13, 2019 05:38 PM (j9SGE)
Posted by: Gondola Crooner No. 9 - flogging this joke harder than Bubba trying to achieve lift-off at August 13, 2019 05:38 PM (Si9ix)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:39 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM (oZ6kz)
We'll just store them over here with the Seth Rich evidence, and Hillary Emails.
Posted by: TOP MEN at August 13, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)
I bet I have watched Hannity as much as anyone here over the last two years. Not because I like his receptive style or his talking over every single person he interviews but because he was hands down the best person bringing on knowledgable people about the who Russia scam. He deserves a lot of credit for giving a platform to people like Sara Carter and John Solomon and many, many more.
That said he is incredibly annoying to listen to. His monologues are 90% recycled stuff from the night before and he cannot, will not shut the fark up and let his guests answer questions. I'm looking forward to this scam wrapping up for many reasons and one of them is so I can not watch Hannity for the next 10 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2019 05:39 PM (h5YPk)
But there does come a time when this is necessary for us to do, or lose liberty or our very nation and culture. You do some things which are otherwise wrong or unthinkable when you are pushed to the extreme.
As the Good Book says: there is a time and place for everything. And the time for principled, polite behavior does end at a certain point. God help us pick it back up when we need to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 05:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:40 PM (+0VWg)
which is EXACTLY why we were losing.
If you are not willing to fight, you can never win.
Posted by: Don Q at August 13, 2019 05:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:40 PM (AWqtp)
They are unhinged. Cuomo's reaction demonstrates that. It's the crazy that will get them in the end. It's the fugue from oppressive reality that will do them in.
Again, no equivalency between slamming Cuomo with his mediocrity and chasing people out of restaurants. None.
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (DuZls)
Have you ever heard him insisting that Rachel Maddow is an incredibly nice person and he likes her so much and they're such good friends and he sees her in the elevator every day?
The media elites have more in common with each other than they do with their audiences.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:29 PM (M9ntN)
So what should he do? Spit in her face in the elevator every day?
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Logic Critic
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Make better choices on friends.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Native Hawaiian at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (np91H)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (2b3Mg)
Later in the night, according to Hice, Lemon approached him and his group of friends and, after putting his hand down his shorts he "vigorously rubbed his genitalia" and "shoved his index and middle fingers into [Hice's] moustache."
. . . .
"Mr. Lemon intensely pushed his fingers against Plaintiff's face under Plaintiff's nose, forcing Plaintiff's head to thrust backward as Defendant repeatedly asked Plaintiff "Do you like pussy or dick?". While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into Plaintiff's face with aggression and hostility."
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Sounds like the Don Le Mon I know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (heOND)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (GEpFD)
I think usually yes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 05:42 PM (axyOa)
I question the validity of this claim, and I will agree that people pile on a lot here trying to be the one who can get the most sick burn and best dig in on someone who fell out of favor.
But even if the claim were true, when someone does wrong, they should be pointed out and dealt with internally, straightened out, given the talking to. Nobody, no matter how useful they are, is above reproach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:38 PM (Kpl3J)
um, collateral damage ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Logic Critic ... at August 13, 2019 05:42 PM (LPnfS)
Worse than that, it's Bill Clinton porn.
Grosser than anything the Hedgehog ever did.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Logic Critic ... at August 13, 2019 05:42 PM (LPnfS)
War is hell.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 05:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:43 PM (AWqtp)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:43 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 05:38 PM (K3B2k)
Ironic since the people are criticizing him for kneecapping our own.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 05:43 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 05:43 PM (FDy+L)
many reasons and one of them is so I can not watch Hannity for the next
10 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't enjoy his show and rarely watch. I see no need to run him down.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 05:44 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:44 PM (GEpFD)
The FBI regularly sets up child porn sites on the internet to do a sting. Now I get the principle of this: its like setting up a pawn shop to catch thieves or whatever. But deliberately putting child pornography on the internet for people to find, look at, download, and fill their sickness with... that crosses a line.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 05:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 05:41 PM (+y/Ru)
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That's missing the word "credibly". It is the absolute in-word for allegations these days!
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 05:45 PM (jm1YL)
Confront them. Light their fuses. Video it. Send it out for all to see.
Here's the rub. We all know these people are batshit insane and have insane policies that will destroy this country to its core. So either we make sure everyone sees this to combat it or we apologize for having the gall to exist as we march towards the gallows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 05:45 PM (pUDQf)
I wonder what else was on that laptop?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:45 PM (ZLI7S)
***
Agreed, but why is "assholes" a bad word and "shit" is ok?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:46 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 05:43 PM (FDy+L)
Meh. Hannity was wrong in this case, but he's more than earned the benefit of the doubt. His defense of Fredo is no big deal, anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 05:46 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 05:30
We already saw that when he was in Vegas? playing naked pool with friends and bimbos.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2019 05:46 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 05:46 PM (oiNtH)
Oh, good God.
PREACH IT SISTER!! TESTIFY!
Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 05:46 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: olddog in mo at August
I think that was Harry. No pun intended. Maybe both of them at different times.
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 05:47 PM (oiNtH)
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I saw NOTHING! NOTHING!
Posted by: Zombie John Banner at August 13, 2019 05:48 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 05:48 PM (CQagM)
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)
I think it's missing because it isn't credible that Don Lemon could assault anything, except his own ass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)
It was Harry. The wanker.
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 05:48 PM (jm1YL)
The bulwark is a joke.
Allahpundit has become a freak.
So that's where we are -- the liberal/cuck alliance arguing about which conspiracy theories are Respectable and should be Matters of Serious Concern, and which are Deplorable and should be grounds for deplatforming, doxxing, and perhaps actual prosecution.
Great Point!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2019 05:48 PM (vEIlU)
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Probably.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:36 PM
Today is or isn't Schrödenger's birthday.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 05:48 PM (sP31R)
He is part of my church prayer group.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:49 PM (+0VWg)
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Or someone else's.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:49 PM (GEpFD)
I wonder what else was on that laptop?
Weiner's proclivities seem a lot different in view of the things we're seeing now. The interest in young girls and the fact that he was a rising star, closely associated with Schumer and the Clintons? There almost had to be overlap with Epstein.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
That was Prince Harry who went wild in Vegas. Andrew is Harry's uncle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 05:49 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2019 05:49 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)
I'd be shocked if they didn't.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)
***
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
Posted by: Vroomfondel at August 13, 2019 05:50 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 05:50 PM (n/paf)
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 05:48 PM (jm1YL)
Mitsubishi produces an SUV called the Pajero, which is slang for wanker in much of Latin America.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 05:50 PM (2b3Mg)
Not unlike his wife yearns in her loins for the next Craigslist bull she's going to order up.
Posted by: Croaker at August 13, 2019 05:51 PM (NFAeg)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 05:51 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2019 05:51 PM (jm1YL)
***
Funny you should ask.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:52 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:45 PM (ZLI7S)
It still amounted to a big nothing and no one ever knew or saw what those emails were and they all disappeared.
I am not comforted by this guy being part of the pedo island junket. If they didn't immediately jail the guards who were watching over Epstein (and their supervisors and THEIR supervisors) in order to start squeezing people for information then you know this is all going to disappear.
Epstein deserved to be killed. I wouldn't hold anyone for any sort of murder charges for killing him. Epstein should have been tied to an ant hill and slowly eaten alive. But I want those who killed him to hide their demented personalities and crimes to be impaled on spikes for the lowlife, despicable scum that they are.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 05:52 PM (nmtEZ)
War crime
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:43 PM (AWqtp)
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Chili (sans carrots), broccoli, deviled eggs. Escalation.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 05:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 05:51 PM (4e+hS)
Ew, who would want one?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 05:53 PM (Ez6QX)
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Plus you're a lot nicer than we are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 05:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 05:51 PM
The Tater Tots?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 05:53 PM (sP31R)
And all Trump has to do is Tweet - "Beep! Beep!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 05:53 PM (AWqtp)
Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 05:53 PM (Tnijr)
President Trump just reveals those clowns to be the poseurs, feckless fools and grifters.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 13, 2019 05:53 PM (5Yee7)
Weiner went to jail. Hillary lost. The investigations by Barr include a review of how the Hillary investigation was handled.
It did not amount to nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)
45 s
I was saddened to learn that the President has made the decision to sell tee-shirts that engage in the stereotyping of Italian -Americans. This is vulgar and unseemly and it is not who we are as a country.
In recent years an increasing amount of my constituents are of the Italian-American persuasion. They come here with their olive-oil skin and greasy hair and their large extended families to enjoy our beautiful mountains , fresh air and green scenery.
They are among the most patriotic Americans and the Salt of the earth and I will not stand to have them insulted.
Posted by: Freda Payne at August 13, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)
yes, those are indeed tears of laughter.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2019 05:54 PM (sy5kK)
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And that, perhaps more than anything else, is why I love him in the manliest possible way.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 13, 2019 05:54 PM (GEpFD)
"
We'll just add it to the collection. We're the biggest maker of kiddie porn in the world.
Posted by: Thomas from the FBI at August 13, 2019 05:55 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 05:55 PM (VwuHW)
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 05:47 PM
You're prolly right, but it looked like he manscaped.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2019 05:56 PM (Dhht7)
Elvira is not tall, at all. With vey high heels on, she's not even as tall as Ponch.
But is Ponch wearing "lifts," I wonder?
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (z3SDL)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (l9mVC)
No; I am not going on vacation, but I'll hopefully be able to return to the board in 1-2 months. I have some medical issues.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (+0VWg)
At its extreme, adherents shun all sugar, all carbs, all dairy, all meat and animal products, gluten, starch, pesticides, herbicides - anything that isn't natural, organic or "clean."
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Good lord! What do they eat? Old hockey pucks and recycled tires?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 05:55 PM (VwuHW)
Lotta truth right there
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (48RE5)
It did not amount to nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)
It amounted to NOTHING.
Weiner didn't go to jail for having Shrillary's top secret emails on his computer. Let's not make shit up, here.
"Shillary lost" wasn't because of that laptop. And Barr hasn't done shit to anyone, yet. Not even close to shit.
Admit it, finally - nothing has happened to anyone who actually took part in an attempted fucking coup in America. Not a fucking thing. And don't hold your breath that anything will happen. Maybe after they start dying off we'll see some arrest warrants come out ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (l9mVC)
Posted by: reamondo at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (Tnijr)
45 s
I was saddened to learn that the President has made the decision to sell tee-shirts that engage in the stereotyping of Italian -Americans.
FU Mitt. Polacks have caught hell forever.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 05:58 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:58 PM (z3SDL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2019 05:58 PM (sP31R)
Posted by: That's Amore! at August 13, 2019 05:58 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: hogmartin's randomondo generator at August 13, 2019 05:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 05:51 PM
They are not hideous. They seem like a fine little family, happy about their newest addition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:59 PM (+0VWg)
But is Ponch wearing "lifts," I wonder?
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (z3SDL)
If you're looking at Elvira and paying any attention to her height you might want to get your T levels checked
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 05:59 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: Meeka at August 13, 2019 06:00 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM
So sorry to hear that Fen. Prayers to you and the doctors as well.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 06:00 PM (n/paf)
Posted by: raimondo at August 13, 2019 05:55 PM (VwuHW)
Lotta truth right there
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 05:57 PM (48RE5)
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Nope we decent and civilized people are their enemy. Trump is just a shield for us. A big luxurious shield, beautiful, gorgeous.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 06:00 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 06:00 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Prayers up Fen. We need you.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 06:00 PM (4RRDi)
So you have to watch his show. I credit him for staying with the Russia Hoax and all the primo guests he had on laying that bone bare.
His repetitive bash-kit monologues where he doesn't breathe are the low point. And I don't consider him a giant of conservative thought. However, Hannity, from time to time actually surprises me now and then.
He's got his stand, I've got mine. I don't think given the climate the Dems have created in the accost-"them"-anywhere-in-public Washington DC that asking Fredo to take an insult is too much.
Fredo has already covered for so much incivility, just you need to call yourself anti-something bad and then justify your incivility and assault on the idea that you called them something bad.
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 06:01 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
======
Tom Cotton. You'll see.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (M9ntN)
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Not him. Dan Crenshaw with his eyepatch would be more entertaining. Can you just imagine the political cartoons.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 06:01 PM (kGBB1)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 06:01 PM (BqBId)
Trump is upsetting that apple cart.
But even with Trump he is way too reserved. Yes, yes he says all the right things but he could be doing a lot more.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2019 06:02 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 06:02 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: at August 13, 2019 06:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 06:02 PM (u9rfO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 06:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 06:00 PM (BbGew)
nooooo don't tell me that
Can I leave it in the source text pool anyway?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 06:03 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2019 06:03 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 06:01 PM (kGBB1)
He needs a parrot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)
>>Weiner didn't go to jail for having Shrillary's top secret emails on his computer. Let's not make shit up, here.
>>"Shillary lost" wasn't because of that laptop. And Barr hasn't done shit to anyone, yet. Not even close to shit.
>>Admit it, finally - nothing has happened to anyone who actually took part in an attempted fucking coup in America. Not a fucking thing. And don't hold your breath that anything will happen. Maybe after they start dying off we'll see some arrest warrants come out ...
Calm down. I'm not making anything up.
Weiner went to jail for pedophilia. That's a fact. It was because of the laptop. That's a fact.
You have no fucking idea that the laptop issue was not a crucial issue in the final days of the campaign. Certainly Hillary and the left did, they haven't stopped whining about it for 3 years.
Yes, Barr hasn't done anything to anyone. Yet. Horowitz hasn't even finished his report and obviously Durham hasn't finished his investigation either. If anything is going to happen it sure as shit isn't going to happen before they are finished so just yelling that nothing has happened is kind of pointless.
It's idiotic to keep saying that because things haven't happened on your schedule nothing is ever going to happen. If you want to rage 7 x 24 until the investigations are over be my guest. I don't believe for a second Barr and the rest are doing all of this just to cover it up. When the investigations are over we'll see what happens.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Prayers every day
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 06:04 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: at August 13, 2019 06:04 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2019 06:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 13, 2019 06:05 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: BullWork at August 13, 2019 06:05 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:05 PM (t6MX/)
Max Boot
@MaxBoot
Wow. I've been accused by white supremacists of being a "self-loathing white" who is "stoking the flames of race hatred" by denouncing racism. But did not expect to be so attacked in @NRO. A sad indication of what's happened to mainstream conservatism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2019 06:06 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
Best Chess Game EVER.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 06:06 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by:
Axeman,
at August 13, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 06:07 PM (K22Va)
Give you eyeores a chance to eyeore.
Posted by: Yeah. Im talking to you at August 13, 2019 06:07 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 13, 2019 06:08 PM (hdzef)
..
Whoa slow down there little fella.
The law is very complex.
Posted by: Barr at August 13, 2019 06:08 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: kotter at August 13, 2019 04:43 PM (saHCz)
I saw this game at Sam's the other day and I took a pic of it. I'm waiting to use it on Twitter....
https://tinyurl.com/y62ut6ks
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 06:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2019 06:09 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:09 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 06:09 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 06:10 PM (oiNtH)
Give you eyeores a chance to eyeore.
Posted by: Yeah. Im talking to you at August 13, 2019 06:07 PM (vqIkG)
It's also August, Congress is on recess, everyone's at the beach. Nothing happens in August. People were saying "oh my god, Tucker is off the air for two weeks!!!" Yeah, it's August. That's when people do that kind of thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)
And then after all that, we have to determine if they fit the 1st or 2nd tier of our justice systems.
Posted by: Barr at August 13, 2019 06:10 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and proud of it !!!! at August 13, 2019 06:10 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 13, 2019 06:11 PM (lonOK)
Somebody needs to send that to Fredo. He would lose his everlovin' mind!
Posted by: Old Blue at August 13, 2019 06:11 PM (VNmG1)
Chris Plante should get a bodyguard and restraining in case Fredo starts stalking him.
Posted by: at August 13, 2019 06:11 PM (Tnijr)
I'm calm and I didn't say you were making anything up. You are just convinced that stuff is happening that ... clearly is NOT happening. I wonder how long you'll stick to your optimism before you finally succumb to the grim reality?
Weiner went to jail for pedophilia. That's a fact. It was because of the laptop. That's a fact.
Nothing happened because of top secret emails that were found on a porno computer for a disgraced ex-pol who had no security clearance and nothing to do but send dick pics to 16 year olds.
You have no fucking idea that the laptop issue was not a crucial issue in the final days of the campaign. Certainly Hillary and the left did, they haven't stopped whining about it for 3 years.
Er ... what Shrillary and the left whine about has no meaning, at all. They haven't stopped whining about "Russian collusion" for 3 years and that is not only total bullshit but Shrillary and the left are the ones who had a treasonous conspiracy with Russians (and other foreigners) to overthrow the government.
Yes, Barr hasn't done anything to anyone. Yet. Horowitz hasn't even finished his report and obviously Durham hasn't finished his investigation either. If anything is going to happen it sure as shit isn't going to happen before they are finished so just yelling that nothing has happened is kind of pointless.
I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. But, again ... your naive optimism is cute.
It's idiotic to keep saying that because things haven't happened on your schedule nothing is ever going to happen. If you want to rage 7 x 24 until the investigations are over be my guest. I don't believe for a second Barr and the rest are doing all of this just to cover it up. When the investigations are over we'll see what happens.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:04 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm not saying they are looking to cover it up. They are just not looking to resolve it and hold those accountable who need to be. They're scared, I think. Just an extension of the fear of holding criminals in government accountable that we had to deal with all through Barky's junta - for the self-same reason ... because this stuff all goes straight to Barky.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 06:12 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 06:12 PM (A8W5E)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:12 PM (+0VWg)
That means she's about 5'4" on a good day. Nobody in Hollywood lists their real height.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:12 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: at August 13, 2019 06:12 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 06:12 PM (aKsyK)
Ask Siri how old is Chris Cuomo?
See what happens.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 06:13 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 06:12 PM (nmtEZ)
Whoa that's a very serious allegation, without evidence!
Posted by: COMEY at August 13, 2019 06:14 PM (MAstk)
*******
Don Lemon Sued for Alleged Assault at Sag Harbor Bar
*******
HAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)
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Jeff, buddy, you know I would be there for you if I could.
But I promise you the next 16 year old I violate, I'm gonna tell her to scream your name like old times.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 13, 2019 06:14 PM (WdocV)
Ask Siri how old is Chris Cuomo?
See what happens.
OMG. LOLOLOL
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 13, 2019 06:14 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 06:10 PM (oiNtH)
A favorite little dark comedy of mine is "Drowning Mona" with Danny Devito and Bette Midler. Don't worry, the very first scene is of Bette Midler's character being murdered, and the rest of the movie is the Sheriff, Devito's character, trying to figure out who did it which is hard, because everyone in town hated her and wanted her dead, especially her own family. (the flashbacks show why in hilarious detail)
There's a wake at the funeral home where her two surviving family members sit uncomfortably for 30 minutes while nobody shows up, and then decide hell, we're going to the bar. The only other person there is the Funeral Director (Will Ferrell) who is off in a sideroom during the wake, doing, umm, weird stuff.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2019 06:14 PM (nFwvY)
Ask Siri how old is Chris Cuomo?
See what happens.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)
O
M
G!
Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 06:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 13, 2019 06:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 06:12 PM (nmtEZ)
Whoa that's a very serious allegation, without evidence!
Posted by: COMEY at August 13, 2019 06:14 PM (MAstk)
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Indeed! To imply that the President of the United States would be involved in such a corrupt scheme...
that would make him JUST LIKE TRUMP!
Posted by: Mourning Blow and Shrieka at August 13, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 06:15 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 06:16 PM (oiNtH)
You are SO BANNED!
Posted by: Twitter at August 13, 2019 06:16 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2019 06:16 PM (NzAFo)
Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 06:17 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:17 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:17 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Tom Cotton. You'll see.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (M9ntN)
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Not him. Dan Crenshaw with his eyepatch would be more entertaining. Can you just imagine the political cartoons.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 06:01 PM
I'm keeping an eye on Crenshaw. Twitchy seems to love him, but he's taken a couple of swings at PDJT that's made think he's some RINO blood in him.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2019 06:17 PM (Dhht7)
He's not the best aggregator of information out there and a significant portion of the people who have been compiling stuff disagree with him on some key issues.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Ask Siri how old is Chris Cuomo?
See what happens.
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I don't have an iPhone ever since Apple fell not far from the bottom of the barrel. What does she say?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 13, 2019 06:16 PM (NzAFo)
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And is long suspected of being a kiddie-humper.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 06:18 PM (DuZls)
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Well...I am opening up a whole new ward for both of them. I've got some really great ideas to keep them entertained for all eternity.
Posted by: Satan at August 13, 2019 06:18 PM (WdocV)
Now, Prince Edward is the Fredo of QEII's three sons.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 06:19 PM (NMAzL)
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If humping kids is wrong, well, that just makes it kinkier doesn't it?
Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at August 13, 2019 06:19 PM (WdocV)
Well, he might prefer you buy him a drink. Kissing his feet seems a little intimate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:19 PM (+0VWg)
*******
Sundance is a Fucking Clown who is a Publix Store Manager in FloriDUH
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 06:19 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 06:20 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Satan at August 13, 2019 06:18 PM (WdocV)
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I've really struggled with this. It's my understanding that me looking too long at a MILF's figure in the cereal aisle = one instance of wrongdoing in a coup attempt against 320M people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM (A8W5E)
Woman with Andrew Scheer (think candidate Mitt Romney) sign calls Torontons Nword, f--ing scum, etc and spit on several people. Obviously an unhinged Conservative?
Nope, a complete hoax. She was arrested and her name came out. Expect this in 2020!!!
https://tinyurl.com/y6k3ps7x
Link to Post Millenial. Story found at Small Dead Animals.
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM (EK+Pw)
"Fredo Cuomo is 49 years old" with a picture and a bio that says FREDO CUOMO
Posted by: x at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM (nFwvY)
I've been at graveside services where the only people there were the funeral director and myself. Sad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM (+0VWg)
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Man Sues CNN's Lemon for Alleged Sexual Assault
"After putting his hand down his shorts he 'vigorously rubbed his genitalia and shoved his index and middle fingers into [the man's] mustache."
Lemon allegedly asked: "Do you like pussy or dick?"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:19 PM (+0VWg)
I'll send him a pound of the best hydroponic, genetically modified weed money can buy.
And a case of Zig-zag papers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM (nmtEZ)
..
Lol
We might give you a filing clerk.
Posted by: Comey at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 06:22 PM (4e+hS)
I think my feet are safe. We don't put ex-Presidents in prison and Hillary probably will skate from any serious punishment. I can see them both being exposed but that's about it.
But I think a bunch of other people are in serious trouble. Does anyone really believe both Strzok and McCabe sued for their old jobs back within days of each other is just a coincidence?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 06:19 PM (BqBId)
What's wrong with being a Publix Store Mgr?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:23 PM (+0VWg)
To clarify Prince Andrew is who is linked to Epstein. Andrew is Prince
Charles younger brother. Harry is Charles and Dianas youngest son who is
now married to Meghan Markle.
Apparently at birth he was second in line to the throne, and is currently sitting at eight in line.
I think that's hilarious.
It's like trying to get to the buffet behind a group of mainland Chinese tourists; now I'm second in line, fifth, eighteenth, seventy-second.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:23 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)
https://youtu.be/tZuAfjP2sgI
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:23 PM (t+qrx)
I don't think the Russians killed Epstein.
But, the manner in which he was killed/permitted to kill himself was very, very Russian in style.
You do it like that when you want EVERYONE to receive the loud-and-clear message, that you did it.
It's intimidation and flaunting of power.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 06:24 PM (AzW6q)
Remember "The Ballad Of Bonnie And Clyde"
Someday someone will write "The Ballad of Hill'ry And Bill."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:24 PM (L2ZTs)
I'll do it for sure if I can find him but I think the likelyhood of that happening is less than me winning the lottery, which I never play.
I hope all is going to be ok with you Fenelon. We will be thinking about you.
Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 06:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:24 PM (L2ZTs)
*******
when you profess to know what is going on in this matter, How Long have you got ??
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)
Everyone always hears about these "open secrets" before me.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:26 PM (9t0Zz)
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Let he who is without sin clean up on aisle 4.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 06:26 PM (+y/Ru)
That's primogeniture. It goes to the son of the son of the son, etc.
It used to be male preference primogeniture, but they changed that. It will mean girls now line up in birth order, rather than behind the boys.
It will require some changes, when necessary, such as the notion of a "Crown Princess".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 13, 2019 06:26 PM (NMAzL)
Also I have a question:
Is Fredo a pedo?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:24 PM (L2ZTs)
He has produced no evidence that he isn't.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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His parts look like a roll of nickles...that someone stepped on.
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky, saved by the dress at August 13, 2019 06:26 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Tom Cotton. You'll see.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 05:14 PM (M9ntN)
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Not him. Dan Crenshaw with his eyepatch would be more entertaining. Can you just imagine the political cartoons.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 06:01 PM
I'm keeping an eye on Crenshaw. Twitchy seems to love him, but he's taken a couple of swings at PDJT that's made think he's some RINO blood in him.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2019 06:17 PM (
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Senator Cotton is on the Senate Select Intelligence Committee. Tom Cotton is Deep State approved.
No to Tom Cotton.
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 06:27 PM (EK+Pw)
1 have the banana republic quality of putting an ex president in prison
2 have the banana republic quality of letting them skate.
Since we will be humiliated either way, let's make an example and warning out if them.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2019 06:27 PM (h5YPk)
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Man Sues CNN's Lemon for Alleged Sexual Assault
"After putting his hand down his shorts he 'vigorously rubbed his genitalia and shoved his index and middle fingers into [the man's] mustache."
Lemon allegedly asked: "Do you like pussy or dick?"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit
I'd have ripped his arm off and shoved it up his ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 06:27 PM (4RRDi)
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And record a version of Horny Mountain Breakdown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)
https://www.dailywire.com/news/50583/senate-dems-give-bizarre-warning-scotus-change-or-paul-bois
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 06:28 PM (NoKAc)
And once he's gone from the scene that's it.
We'll be back to Mayonnaise and white bread sandwiches and losing gracefully with dignity.
Posted by: Radical Centrist
^^THIS!
There is a difference between having FU money, and being able to say FU. Pence, unfortunately, doesn't have FU money, and I'm not sure that he's inclined to even use the word. Cruz certainly doesn't mind being disliked on a certain level, but I don't think even he can handle all the hate that would be directed his way if he ever became POTUS. Romney has FU money, but we know what he would do in a fight.
After Trump, I'm afraid we're f'd. I wish that it weren't so.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
First things first. 2020. Then see what's left standing.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 13, 2019 06:28 PM (/Fmtj)
Woman with Andrew Scheer (think candidate Mitt Romney) sign calls Torontons Nword, f--ing scum, etc and spit on several people. Obviously an unhinged Conservative?
Nope, a complete hoax. She was arrested and her name came out. Expect this in 2020!!!
https://tinyurl.com/y6k3ps7x
Link to Post Millenial. Story found at Small Dead Animals.
http://www.smalldeadanimals.com
Posted by: rd
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I saw that on Twitter and these poor, naive, hapless conservative Canadians were wondering if this could possibly be real. It must be a hoax! they prayed. I weighed in as the expert American conservative and assured them that Yes, Canucks, it is a hoax, fear not.
And yes, we will be subjected to this heavily in 2020.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:28 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2019 06:28 PM (h5YPk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:26
Heh.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: olddog in mo
F Crenshaw. He backs red flag laws.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (L2ZTs)
The republic is over if we don't throw ex-presidents in prison after they commit treason.
We're either a nation of laws or we're not, and I'm guessing we're not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (A8W5E)
Is Fredo a pedo?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:24 PM (L2ZTs)
He has produced no evidence that he isn't.
Posted by: flounder
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He hasn't been exonerated, therefore, assumed guilty!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: that guy at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (Tnijr)
I've been at graveside services where the only people there were the funeral director and myself. Sad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM (+0VWg)
Happened to a woman I knew, I might even write a song about it. Eleanor Rigby, I think.
Posted by: Paul McCartney at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)
And yes, we will be subjected to this heavily in 2020.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:28 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (Dhht7)
We could not exonerate Fredo of those charges of pedophilia.
Posted by: St. Mueller at August 13, 2019 06:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Does he have kids?
At any rate, if he does, they can take a number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 06:30 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2019 06:28 PM (h5YPk)
Does he have kids? I didn't think he did.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 06:30 PM (Ez6QX)
Not him. Dan Crenshaw with his eyepatch would be more entertaining. Can you just imagine the political cartoons.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 06:01 PM
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My theory: by 2024 we'll have had our entertainment and we'll be ready for someone dull but steady.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:30 PM (M9ntN)
Well then.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
They used to laugh about dyin',
But deep inside 'em they knew
That pretty soon they'd be lyin'
Beneath the ground together
I think it's great that Bonnie's wish to be buried next to Clyde was denied by her Grandmother.
I hope they're separated in hell too.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (A8W5E)
How many examples have we had of a President who committed crimes like Barky? The whoel Watergate thing was eclipsed by Barky back int he 2008 campaign. ANd then he went on to commit crimes in the Oval Office the likes of which America had NEVER seen. Over and over and over and over.
How many Presidents have gone abroad just to badmouth America?
None. It took an INdonesian to think that shit up.
The Idea that Barky being imprisoned is "off-limits" should offend anyone with a brain and a hope for any semblance of the Rule of Law.
But your statement just makes my point for me.
and Hillary probably will skate from any serious punishment. I can see them both being exposed but that's about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Nope. Not even "exposed". - any more than the fact everyone already knows most of the crimes they both committed and got away with.
No. You seem to agree with me. Nothing is going to happen. It's preordained.
As to Stttrrzzzoockckk and McCabe ... they should be blown up with drones while traveling overseas, or die of running into poisoned umbrellas. But they won't be held accountable, either .. and forget about those above them in the chain of command. Again ... can't go there because "there" leads to Barky and that would lead to riots int he streets!! Oh ... the horror!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (nmtEZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Kpl3J)
*******Might have enjoyed that, Gerbils probably are boring to him
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 06:33 PM (BbGew)
So what have I missed since I've been playing Suzie Homemaker today? How many "Fredo" t-shirts have we sold?
That's funny as all hell and sure didn't take long. That's my President right there. I truly love that man. No homo.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 06:33 PM (HaL55)
Fixed it for ya!
Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 06:33 PM (Tnijr)
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We learn from a recent release of the sweetheart deal the DoJ gave Hillary minions in 2016 that Hillary's associates each had a laptop with her emails on it.
That Weiner laptop was certainly Huma's laptop that was never turned in. The FBI didn't care one bit until dick pic gate.
Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2019 06:34 PM (h6qXw)
Maybe Ted Nugent will fire up the bus and give it a try. Never know who might step up.
Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 06:34 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 06:33 PM (Tnijr)
Tank Abrams is retiring from politics to pursue her writing ambitions.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:34 PM (t+qrx)
Tank Abrams is "comfortable with the current Golden Corral Buffet ", will not run for president.
Fixed it for ya!
Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 06:33 PM (Tnijr)
The n*groes stole our plates.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:34 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: butch at August 13, 2019 06:35 PM (hXu8T)
But I don't. I think people will be held accountable. I fully expect a lot of people to say whatever happens is not enough and that's fine. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Personally, I think gutting the DOJ and FBI of over 2 dozen senior people who were involved with both Russia and Hillary is a big deal but I know that many don't agree.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)
The impression I've always had is, neither party wants to be the first to imprison a political rival, because they know they'll get it back in spades when they're out of power.
But truth is, the Dems have already put Republicans in jail. They did it for Watergate.
In a way it would be a relief if the Dems got to go after a GOPer criminally, because then our side would have permission to go full hog against their TRUE criminals.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 06:36 PM (1XAal)
The republic is over if we don't throw ex-presidents in prison after they commit treason.
We're either a nation of laws or we're not, and I'm guessing we're not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 06:29 PM (A8W5E)
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The solution is simple and I've explained it before: Hillary goes to jail, Obama gets a pardon.
That will spare us the divisiveness of a trial involving the first black president, but at the same time make clear that he was a crook.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)
I've no idea how any pro-second amendment person could be for red flag laws. Can't they see how easily red flag laws can be manipulated?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:36 PM (9t0Zz)
And just in passing, I think my position from the very early days of Barky's Presidency has gotten stronger and stronger over time - Barky was merely a figurehead, and convenient patsy who was a stand in and a placeholder for the people who were REALLY running things, one of whom was Valerie Jarrett. So I really don't care what happens to the puppet - look at how ever the left has no more use for him anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Henry at August 13, 2019 06:37 PM (KUhQO)
Trump is like a president Ted Nugent. It like better
Posted by: Yo! at August 13, 2019 06:37 PM (1XAal)
I've no idea how any pro-second amendment person could be for red flag laws. Can't they see how easily red flag laws can be manipulated?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:36 PM (9t0Zz)
Trump pretty expertly destroyed the entire red flag movement with one tweet today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 06:38 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 06:21 PM
It depends. Are you looking at her trying to decide which fashion tip from AoSHQ might be best to share, or are you looking at her with lust in your heart?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 13, 2019 06:38 PM (sP31R)
Stacey Abrams will NOT run for president.
Well, of course not. She's the current governor of Georgia. Didn't she insist that she really won that election?
Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)
Hillary's already living in hell, trust me. It comes from knowing she'll NEVER achieve her dream of being president.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2019 06:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2019 06:38 PM (Tnijr)
Well then.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
Abrams ain't running anywhere for anything.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 13, 2019 06:38 PM (cn/uI)
That
will spare us the divisiveness of a trial involving the first black
president, but at the same time make clear that he was a crook.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)
It would be hilarious if in hillary's trial, she protested that obama was the one behind it all, and Barr says, "no reasonable prosecutor would indict . . . ."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:39 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)
If we were merely talking about incompetence then I would be satisfied with those 2 dozen ... but we're talking about an attempted coup. I mean, come on, Jack. A friggin coup to stop the government from leaving the hands of the group behind the only treasonous President who has ever occupied the Oval Office. I think you need to think about this all a little more.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 06:39 PM (nmtEZ)
'It's-A Me, Mario!' Shouts Chris Cuomo While Jumping Into Big Green Pipe
https://babylonbee.com/news/its-a-me-mario-
says-chris-cuomo-while-jumping-into-big-green-pipe
Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 06:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at August 13, 2019 06:39 PM (gCWnm)
Fredo should be red-flagged.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:40 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 13, 2019 06:38 PM (cn/uI)
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Speak for yourself.
Posted by: Bucket O' Fried Chicken at August 13, 2019 06:40 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 06:39 PM (nmtEZ)
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And we know zip about the CIA's complicity in this!
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 06:40 PM (DuZls)
In Lemon's case he is a pussy with a dick.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 06:31 PM (pw+jk)
His dick is just a flap to cover his pussy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Soothsayer Fake Commenter at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (z3SDL)
#Exclusive:
.@Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To DOJ. Alleging serious manipulation of algorithms that could have major repercussions in upcoming #2020Election.
"#Algorithms don't write themselves."
https://tinyurl.com/y4ve2j7c
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (cF8AT)
What did he say?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
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One or two threads down. He retweeted Chris Cuomo's rage and said he should be Red Flagged and not allowed to own a weapon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2019 04:46 PM (iuFgi)
______________________________
I have a strange suspicion that both the Democrat Party and the Republican Party are f'd. I have come up with the Conspiracy Theories of all Conspiracy Theories based on recent events (and past events). I'm reluctant to go into it because it's so outlandish that grasping the concept is...well...insane. But, unfortunately it seems to fit with what's going on.
We keep hearing "when it is fully known it will shake the foundations of our Republic." Well, that's not the FISA abuse or the "soft coup." 50% of the country has no problem with that. No, something more egregious and nasty took place, and I think Epstein was part of it.
Here's a hint of what I'm thinking. Epstein was a CIA asset, our government funding (through intelligence agendies) child trafficking all in the name of developing informants and intelligence post 9/11. That draws in both parties and sort of explains the mass exodus of politicians (retiring or pursuing other interests) all of a sudden. Gowdy, Ryan etc. just decide to leave?
Back in 2017, Executive Order 13818 was no accident. It was quietly slipped in with no fanfare and no opposition. And it is a 20 ton elephant sitting in the room.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (HcI/5)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (M9ntN)
Also, that woman did not take care of her body. She's falling apart. She's in a physical prison. I suspect that's why she's such a booze hound.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:42 PM (9t0Zz)
Personally, I think gutting the DOJ and FBI of over 2 dozen senior people who were involved with both Russia and Hillary is a big deal but I know that many don't agree.
Posted by: JackStraw
I want a lot of senior people doing 30+ years.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 06:42 PM (4RRDi)
https://tinyurl.com/y4ve2j7c
Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2019 06:41 PM (cF8AT)
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Posted by: Richard Dawkins at August 13, 2019 06:42 PM (DuZls)
Also, that woman did not take care of her body. She's falling apart. She's in a physical prison. I suspect that's why she's such a booze hound.
Posted by: bonhomme
And she can be in a physical/mental prison while her ass sits in Leavenworth.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 06:43 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Just went through a tough one for my MIL.
At any rate, the minister used Revelation 21:9-21 as the substance of his eulogy. I was immediately reminded of the Iris Dement recording: http://tinyurl.com/yy5sg8fg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 06:43 PM (LxqES)
I think it was actually Typical Government Incompetence that allowed his suicide. The bureaucracy just does not give a shit.
As long as the paperwork is completed, they cannot be blamed.
Suicide Watch? Damn, that is expensive, and manpower consuming! Get him off of it ASAP. Make sure the paperwork is correct though.
Move his cellmate? Hey, it's Friday, we'll do something Monday.
30 minute checks? We're tired from all this OT. Fuck that! The union will protect us!
Epstein saw his chance, maybe the only one he gets, and took it!
Sadly, I don't think it would have been different if President Trump or AG Barr had called the jail every fucking day reminding them how important Epstein was.
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 06:44 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:44 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: DON LEMON at August 13, 2019 06:44 PM (4e+hS)
Jonah Goldberg was getting all sporty on Twitter about how Trump needs to "speak out" and challenge China on Hong Kong, thereby feeding the ChiCom narrative that the dissidents are Yankee Imperialist Puppets.
I eagerly wait for Jonah to don the uniform and take up the righteous cause.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (vd8XM)
Hence, the other 2/3 of the country need to be thoroughly red pilled in order to push back and stand firm against all those screaming anout raaaacissm and or sexism and pulling out various attempts at "whataboutism". Hopefully this can be accomplished over the next 4-5 years but I'm not holding my breath. Better for them to mysteriously disappear in crashes of small planes.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (LpklP)
Drinking toilet-brewed jailhouse hooch.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (t6MX/)
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The NON-attendance at her 'Conversation' tour must have been an ego-bruiser.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 06:45 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: DON LEMON at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (EK+Pw)
Strzok and/or McCabe are NOT enough.
The chieftains must go down or this was an exercise in futility.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (f5Eh/)
I've thought about it plenty. Getting the conspirators identified and fired was step one. The investigations are step two. Unless of course you think it would have been a good idea to leave them in place.
I never said the firings were the end of the process and in fact have been saying since day 1 I expect indictments. I haven't changed my position at all.
Raging 7 x 24 doesn't change reality. Did you really think anything was going to happen while Mueller and his team were spending the majority of their time looking for any possible excuse they could find to charge Trump with obstruction? What they were doing was obvious for well over a year and was document in an opinion piece by two lawyers who were subsequently hired by Fat Nadler on the Judiciary Committee to help them with Mueller and to try and force impeachment.
I get your impatient. Who isn't? Durham and Horowitz didn't even get access to Christopher Steele until the summer. I think that was worth waiting for since he is one of the keys to this entire frigging thing.
Not sure what else to tell you. I like step one. I'm waiting as patiently as I can for step two.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Sidebar, Tank Abrams is "comfortable with the current dem field", will not run for president.
Crestfallen I am
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 06:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (+0VWg)
They already have self-purged, right? It's kind of like that thing they do while the bulls are fucking their ugly-ass wives.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: rd at August 13, 2019 06:44 PM (EK+Pw)
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No.
This was beyond typical. Bureaucrats know the rule book and they know that while it's rarely enforced, Examples Can Be Made.
You don't want to be the example.
They're using the incompetence as a cover story because "Yeah, I was offered 10 grand in a Caymans account" doesn't sell as well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
.@Google Whistleblower Turns Over 950 Pages Of Docs And Laptop To DOJ. Alleging serious manipulation of algorithms that could have major repercussions in upcoming #2020Election.
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When's the DOJ gonna share with us?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 06:48 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 13, 2019 06:17 PM (Dhht7)
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I know he does and so does Tom Cotton.
We are laughing at the Dem candidate field but for 2024 the Republican field will be just as silly and nobody like Trump in sight.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 06:50 PM (kGBB1)
That will spare us the divisiveness of a trial involving the first black president, but at the same time make clear that he was a crook.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 13, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Obama pardon first, then he can testify against everybody who did his dirty work for him.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 13, 2019 06:51 PM (1g7ch)
Iris is awesome, especially with a mandolin.
Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2019 06:55 PM (K22Va)
We've all learned a lot from you, Jack, and thanks. Even though I honestly doubt a significant bad actor will be charged and suspect the IG and Durham and Horowitz are engaged in Legal Failure Theatre, I trust your analysis enough not to foreclose the possibility of prosecutions. That is pretty significant given the justified cynicism the last three years have engendered.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 13, 2019 06:58 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 07:00 PM (kGBB1)
Posted by: Goatweed at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (iR3Gu)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 13, 2019 07:29 PM (8D00I)
Doesn't mean there was a single thing of interest or persuasion in the piece.
Posted by: dave at August 13, 2019 07:38 PM (xgg9w)
We should call them what they really are: DNC stenographers.
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