Did a First Responder Post Details About Epstein's Death Before It Was Officially Released to the Public?

Supposedly 38 minutes before official word was released to the credentialed rumor spreaders, the media.


The New York City Fire Department looked into whether an employee posted about Jeffrey Epsteinís death on a notorious internet message board prior to officials announcing it to the public, BuzzFeed News has learned.

After telling BuzzFeed News the post was "under review," an FDNY spokesperson said authorities "determined this alleged information did not come from the Fire Department."

"Journalists" are apparently tut-tutting and lecturing people about the sanctity of nonpublic information.

They're arguing in bad faith, David Hines says -- they're just trying to protect their Guild Status as Only Permissible Recievers of Leaks.

Because without those coming in to them -- shit, they might have to work for a living.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:42 PM




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1 890jko76hjik

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 02:42 PM (M9ntN)

2
cONTENT TIME!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 02:42 PM (M9ntN)

3 Third

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 02:43 PM (KWJ6o)

4 oh, who cares?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:43 PM (GBteo)

5 Apparently blondes come first. And second.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

6 Some EMT making $45,000 a year is going to get fired for telling his 4chan buddies about something was going to be breaking news in less than an hour anyways?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:44 PM (GBteo)

7 It was Hillary, and it was actually an hour before anyone had noticed anything wrong in the cell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 02:45 PM (Kpl3J)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2019 02:45 PM (dKm4U)

9 Yeah, well, if it wasn't for cellphones we never would have seen Trippy McFaceplant tossed into a van like a sack of Epsteins.

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 02:46 PM (KWJ6o)

10 Was Jeffery 'Fredo'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 02:46 PM (cqNba)

11
when the thread is a nood
but you're still in a mood
that's a Fredo

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 02:46 PM (PbpT7)

12 It was Hillary, and it was actually an hour before anyone had noticed anything wrong in the cell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 02:45 PM (Kpl3J)



It was Hillary, and it was actually an hour before he was dead.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 02:46 PM (lwiT4)

13 When you're killed in jail
And three cameras fail
That's an-Epstein

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (99nab)

14 Timon!!

Long time.

How goes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (cqNba)

15 >>>6 Some EMT making $45,000 a year is going to get fired for telling his 4chan buddies about something was going to be breaking news in less than an hour anyways?


Only the media is allowed to report the news. They have little passes that say "PRESS" and everything.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

16 I tut-tutted once. Nearly threw my back out.

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (t6MX/)

17 "6
Some EMT making $45,000 a year is going to get fired for telling his
4chan buddies about something was going to be breaking news in less than
an hour anyways?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:44 PM (GBteo)"
..People do dumb shit all the time.
For those who don't think it's legit, though, the alternative here is that someone called it ahead of time right on the nose.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (eAshZ)

18 13 When you're killed in jail
And three cameras fail
That's an-Epstein
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (99nab)

Ha!

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (Izzlo)

19 since i got put in permanent time out on Twatter this morning, i can't follow along any more.

what will i do with all the extra free time?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (SXMRB)

20 credentialed rumor spreaders
---
The only people who can read leaked content legally.

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (DuZls)

21
"Jeffrey Epstein has died."
--4chan

"Jeffrey Epstein has died."
--MSM



I like it better the first way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (M9ntN)

22 "They have little passes that say "PRESS" and everything. "

That's a pass?

Shit...

Shit, I kept pushing on it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (cqNba)

23 Wow, its almost like we don't need someone telling us what news means.

Posted by: Don Q at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (NgKpN)

24 Notice that releasing this info is not a firing offense.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (JKNZq)

25 Everything you see on 4Chan should be assumed to be fictional, including "the" and "and."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

26 GET THIS JOE THE PLUMBER ISN'T REALLY A PLUMBER!!!!!

Posted by: CNN at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (D2Pr1)

27 Fags.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (u6xw0)

28 MSM is Fredo.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (FiUMj)

29 Fredo Bandito.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (jAZR9)

30 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (cqNba)
All good VIA. Still lurking just too busy to post.

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (dKm4U)

31

Only Permissible Anal Receivers of Dick

Posted by: Freoda at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (UFLLM)

32 Some EMT making $45,000 a year is going to get fired for telling his 4chan buddies about something was going to be breaking news in less than an hour anyways?

--

"Oh, no. That's not all. He broke the law and must suffer the consequences."

- The FBI

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (A8W5E)

33 It's not even that this action cut out the middleman. It took away power from the gatekeepers to smother the news until they had the right angle to reveal to the benighted citizens.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (kGBB1)

34 Who is the best pedophile in America right now and why is it Epstein?
... as a 4chan poster might say

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (/Ioag)

35 25 Everything you see on 4Chan should be assumed to be fictional, including "the" and "and."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)



And yet, 4chan appears much more honest and has a better track record than CNN and other alphabets.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)

36 Fredo fight

https://youtu.be/6zUc-mpMGrs

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (KWJ6o)

37 Nobody trusts the MSM. They would rather read the unfiltered version on 4chan.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (VpIIl)

38 33
It's not even that this action cut out the middleman. It took away
power from the gatekeepers to smother the news until they had the right
angle to reveal to the benighted citizens.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (kGBB1)

Stole credibility from the high priests.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (t6MX/)

39 Those darn repsonders!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (19g6/)

40 There is no HIPAA privacy for dead people.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (gAXBD)

41 Journalists are feeling the heat and threatening the population with misinformation. They remind me of Biden.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (kGBB1)

42 I posted some links to Paul Joseph Watson showing that Epstein's computers were removed from pedo island before the FBI/NYPD raided the place. This will all get swept under the rug.

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (dKm4U)

43
"They have little passes that say "PRESS" and everything. "

That's a pass?

Shit...

Shit, I kept pushing on it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

======

That's why half the males in the MSM now wear their badges over their junk.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (M9ntN)

44 Everything you see on 4Chan should be assumed to be fictional, including "the" and "and."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)


And yet, 4chan appears much more honest and has a better track record than CNN and other alphabets.
=======
We rate both of these statements as true.

Posted by: The babylon bee at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (WK7IQ)

45 "Still lurking just too busy to post."

Sounds good.

Hang in there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (cqNba)

46 19 since i got put in permanent time out on Twatter this morning, i can't follow along any more.

what will i do with all the extra free time?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (SXMRB)

Just make sure to moisturize so you don't chafe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (Ez6QX)

47 FTSB - Cool Columbo Reveal (spoilers -- it's the last scene)


I have to disagree that this was a cool reveal. It was an ex deus machina. He didn't trip the guy up, he just went 'Oh yeah, while you were gone yesterday I snooped around and found the evidence that hangs you.'

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (heOND)

48 Wouldn't doubt had spread the word of Epstein's death before he was actually dead.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (BbGew)

49 "Journalists" are apparently tut-tutting and lecturing people about the sanctity of nonpublic information.

====

Fuck off, Fredos.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (PuMKG)

50 Is 4chan now still available? I thought they were banned for some reason.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (2LelM)

51 They're not upset at the HIPAA violation; they're upset at somebody cutting out the middleman.

Better would be if somebody cut UP the middleman.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (oFcdC)

52 Only the media is allowed to report the news. They have little passes that say "PRESS" and everything.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

They're like children.

Like Fredo.

Well, to give them the benefit of the doubt -- maybe it is slowly occurring to them that they don't actually serve much of a useful function in the days of the internet and social media.

CNN breaks a story that's been all over twitter for 45 mins (which is where a CNN producer found it anyways) and it's like... yeah, CNN, the entire internet already knows. not exactly breaking news. Oh, and you fucked up all the details. Oh, and you tried to adapt it to your daily narrative. Oh, and who the fuck watches CNN anyways?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (GBteo)

53
when you want him to swing
swing at your little thing
that's a Fredo

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (786Ro)

54 6 Some EMT making $45,000 a year is going to get fired for telling his 4chan buddies about something was going to be breaking news in less than an hour anyways?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:44 PM (GBteo)

Yes, and everybody who engaged in underage sex trafficking and murdering to cover it up will skate. Kind of like how the UK had large-scale Muslim rape gangs and the only person who got punished was Tommy Robinson for drawing attention to it.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (N4xQB)

55
Revoke the 1st Amendment and Ban the Media!

Hey, wait...

Posted by: Antifa Fascists at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (UFLLM)

56 they will find out who poasted this.

they will never figure out who killed the Perv, or what happened in Vegas the night of the massacre.

anyone else sense a pattern here?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (SXMRB)

57 Fredo said it's illegal to read 4chan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (1ISKN)

58 Whoever posted it got some of the nomenclature wrong. So that's why they are presuming it's a third party. But FDNY also knows who was on scene...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

59 So, 4chan is "notorious" now?

You know what I'd call it? Free.

Posted by: arminius256 at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (382aI)

60 50 Is 4chan now still available? I thought they were banned for some reason.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (2LelM)

8Chan got deplatformed.

4Chan is still around. For now. They'd love to get rid of it, since that's where 90% of the pro- Trump memes originate.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (GBteo)

61 40 There is no HIPAA privacy for dead people.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 02:50 PM (gAXBD)

Incorrect.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

62 Read somewhere that yells and shrieks were heard coming from his cell.

Cannot remember where I read that.

Posted by: Heato Cheeto at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (QYwhK)

63 >>>I have to disagree that this was a cool reveal. It was an ex deus machina. He didn't trip the guy up, he just went 'Oh yeah, while you were gone yesterday I snooped around and found the evidence that hangs you.'

well he did, mostly. It was Columbo's pressure, columbo's refusal to believe the cover story, that pushed this guy to fake evidence that would clear him.

Although Columbo didn't set this up as much as he sometimes does, he often spurs killers into providing the very evidence that convicts them.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (PbpT7)

64 "There is no HIPAA privacy for dead people."

I don't want to get on the cart..

Posted by: Zombie Jeffery (Fredo) Epstein at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (cqNba)

65 Fuuuhgetaboutit, it's NewYorkCityTown.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (FiUMj)

66 35 25 Everything you see on 4Chan should be assumed to be fictional, including "the" and "and."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)


And yet, 4chan appears much more honest and has a better track record than CNN and other alphabets.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)

Quite a commentary on CNN, eh?

(Note that I didn't say that everything on 4Chan IS fictional, only that everything should be ASSUMED to be fictional. Corroborate!)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

67 Actually, it was posted half an hour before his death, and that's the only reason they went to check his cell.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (Y9zp1)

68 So the guards actually responsible for the death were slack, sleeping, playing cards, not doing sh*t, etc., but this EMT is going to lose his job.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (A8W5E)

69 Is 4chan now still available? I thought they were banned for some reason.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (2LelM)

8 chan lost their host and are offline.

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (dKm4U)

70 anyone else sense a pattern here?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (SXMRB)


I'm sure there's a perfectly rational, reasonable explanation.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (uugef)

71 Wouldn't doubt had spread the word of Epstein's death before he was actually dead.
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (BbGew)
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Almost made that mistake myshelf!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (DuZls)

72
Is 4chan now still available? I thought they were banned for some reason.
Posted by: Puddin Head

=====

8chan

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (M9ntN)

73 "Cannot remember where I read that."

Zip's place has a thread on it.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffery (Fredo) Epstein at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (cqNba)

74 There was yelling in the cell. The paramedics were overheard screaming, "Breath Fredo, breath!"

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

75 they're just trying to protect their Guild Status as Only Permissible Recievers of Leaks.

Unelected and dumb as a bag of dicks? Sure, let's give them special rights.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (y7DUB)

76
since i got put in permanent time out on Twatter this morning, i can't follow along any more.

what will i do with all the extra free time?
Posted by: redc1c4

======

Probably join the Wall of Shame.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (M9ntN)

77
Clashes undermine fragile truce over Jerusalem holy site


the head line when u click on Drudges next teen phenom bb player

strange pairing

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (+8+gB)

78 Do reporters still wear fedoras with press badges stuck in the hat band?
They should.

Posted by: A N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (II6Oo)

79 8Chan got deplatformed.

4Chan is still around. For now. They'd love to get rid of it, since that's where 90% of the pro- Trump memes originate.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


8chan got replatformed. It was determined that the offensive posting did originate there.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (oBghv)

80 I'm sure there's a perfectly rational, reasonable explanation.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (uugef)
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It's simple pedophiles are highly likely to kill themselves in prison.

Posted by: Nah, Doesn't Convince Me Either at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (DuZls)

81 Oh, and who the fuck watches CNN anyways?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (GBteo)

___

Sadly, all of us.

Posted by: Anyone in an Airport at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (FiUMj)

82 Only the media is allowed to report the news. They have little passes that say "PRESS" and everything.

Does 4chan have credentials like these? NO! They're impostors and are not qualified to spread leaks.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (Y9zp1)

83 Like the Enquirer scooping the MSM on John Edwards.... WUT???

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (T9rmq)

84 Was wondering if his right to freeze his Johnson was protected before the autopsy.

The guy was bluer than Cuomo yelling about Fredos.

Posted by: Heato Cheeto at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (QYwhK)

85 When it's Death by G-Man
And announced on 4-chan
That's a-Pedo

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (99nab)

86 sultanknish.blogspot.com/what happened to jeffrey epstein
https://tinyurl.com/y4t4u6uz

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (BbGew)

87 Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
1m
#BREAKING on @OANN: The DOJ says two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself in jail have been placed on administrative leave.

The warden of the jail has also been temporarily reassigned pending the outcome of two investigations.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (BqBId)

88 >>"Journalists" are apparently tut-tutting and lecturing people about the sanctity of nonpublic information.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MOST OF OUR NEWS ON TRUMP FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS HAS BEEN BASED ON ALLEGED LEAKS AND UNNAMED SOURCES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (bDqIh)

89 I call for a $40 million investigation that lasts 5 years and an unyielding report over this.

Posted by: Jay in CDA at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (C6EDg)

90 I believe Press is ancient Hindu for lying sacks of Fredo.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (FiUMj)

91 75 they're just trying to protect their Guild Status as Only Permissible Recievers of Leaks.

Unelected and dumb as a bag of dicks? Sure, let's give them special rights.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2019 02:53 PM (y7DUB)

Not to get too controversial here, but notice how hard the media (well, and a lot of non media types) went after Julian Assange for publishing leaks.

Which is what the media does regularly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (GBteo)

92 "So, 4chan is "notorious" now?"

Please. How many WODs did they do today?

Posted by: Notorious RBG at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (0248f)

93 I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, that Epstein's dead.

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (np91H)

94 >Just make sure to moisturize so you don't chafe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (Ez6QX)



Sound advice. Or so I'm told.....

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 13, 2019 02:56 PM (sjdRT)

95 I stand corrected. HIPAA protections apply for 50 years after a person dies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 02:56 PM (gAXBD)

96 "Probably join the Wall of Shame."


*Hangs head*

Yup

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 02:56 PM (cqNba)

97 Sadly, all of us.
Posted by: Anyone in an Airport at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (FiUMj)


Unless you are in Hong Kong then the shit gets real.

Posted by: Heato Cheeto at August 13, 2019 02:56 PM (QYwhK)

98 "And yet, 4chan appears much more honest and has a better track record than CNN and other alphabets.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)"

- - - - - - - -

You can fool some of the people ...

Until you can't any more.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 02:56 PM (kGBB1)

99 in Italy, a "cuomo" is like a typo. It happened whenever Mario failed to pull out in time

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 02:57 PM (/Ioag)

100 Is 4chan now still available? I thought they were banned for some reason.

8chan is the one that lost its DDOS protection and is busily (I imagine) working on a new arrangement.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 02:57 PM (NAs56)

101
Probably join the Wall of Shame.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (M9ntN)

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i can't: my hash is forever resetting.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 02:57 PM (SXMRB)

102 I don't care that 4chan got it before the media.

I'd be really impressed if they got it before it happened.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 02:57 PM (fuK7c)

103 Large corporations trying to crush smaller competitors. Not exactly man bites dog. The good thing is that, for most of my life, most people seemed to have disbelieved that the usual rules applied in the news biz. Now, that' not so true. But there are still many who think that way.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 13, 2019 02:57 PM (VaN/j)

104 And yet, 4chan appears much more honest and has a better track record than CNN and other alphabets.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)"


So is the national inquirer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2019 02:57 PM (p0A33)

105 Some scape goat has to pay the price, might as well be the messenger.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 02:57 PM (BbGew)

106 The warden of the jail has also been temporarily reassigned pending the outcome of two investigations.

Where? the Bahamas?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 02:58 PM (/Ioag)

107
i can't: my hash is forever resetting.
Posted by: redc1c4

=======

The important thing is that *you* know.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 02:58 PM (M9ntN)

108 This is like the 9/11 2016 video of Hillary Clinton.

They really need to shape the narrative on these types of stories, so they get extra angry when the unvarnished, un-spun facts get out ahead of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

109 PRESS!

Posted by: Moe at August 13, 2019 02:58 PM (xeNWt)

110 Not to get too controversial here, but notice how hard the media (well, and a lot of non media types) went after Julian Assange for publishing leaks.

To be fair, there are good leaks and there are bad leaks. That's why you need Deciders.

Posted by: The MFM at August 13, 2019 02:58 PM (NAs56)

111 Not to get too controversial here, but notice how hard the media (well, and a lot of non media types) went after Julian Assange for publishing leaks.

Which is what the media does regularly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:55 PM (GBteo)


That's not controversial at all; they've been doing it since at least the Pentagon Papers and probably earlier.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2019 02:59 PM (y7DUB)

112 Press Pass?


I have mine.

No shit.

http://cfapa.org

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 02:59 PM (cqNba)

113 PULL!

nyuk,nyuk,nyuk

Posted by: Curly at August 13, 2019 02:59 PM (xeNWt)

114 The only thing that's going to happen now: scramble for Epstein's money, and divvy it up. That's all.

Hooray for justice!

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 02:59 PM (mk9aG)

115 And yet, 4chan appears much more honest and has a better track record than CNN and other alphabets.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 13, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)"

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Because it's up to the reader to vet the information. Rather than have some paid moron do it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 02:59 PM (DuZls)

116 Only the media is allowed to report the news. They have little passes that say "PRESS" and everything.

Except for Curly. His says, "Pull."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 02:59 PM (HaL55)

117 Well done, TL.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton (4chan anon585665573083) at August 13, 2019 03:00 PM (PbpT7)

118 106 My guess is the Clinton compound as the bar tender

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 03:00 PM (BbGew)

119 MSM glossary:

"notorious" = uncredentialed
"controversial" = normal
"____ sparks outrage" = reporter read an SJW's twitter

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 03:00 PM (786Ro)

120 As kids, when we were bored, we'd hang outside of the Emergency Entrance to see what got brought in. It was sort of fun. No heads fell off and rolled our way but we did see blood and dead people. Then we went home and had a snack.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 03:00 PM (2LelM)

121 4 Chan might be a dumpster but at least you can find real stuff in it.

The media is an outhouse. The only you can find in it is shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)

122 #19 Welcome to the party Pal!

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 03:00 PM (IO8Xt)

123 The real guards and warden weren't shitcanned. All look-alikes.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (hjaPQ)

124 >>And yet, 4chan appears much more honest and has a better track record than CNN and other alphabets.

>>So is the national inquirer


F'ing Wikileaks is more trustworthy than the news.

Assange is an America-hating scumbag, but at least I know he wants the ugly truth out there (and doesn't care who he hurts).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (bDqIh)

125

I fly a lot and rarely see CNN anymore. Last time was in the VIP lounge in Papeete.

My local airport has Fox on one and HGTV or sometimes the fishing channel on the paired units around the airport.

Some people with the IR emitter on their phones may be changing the channel...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (UFLLM)

126 >>I stand corrected. HIPAA protections apply for 50 years after a person dies.

Obviously the fact that you died is not protected.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (PbpT7)

127 ..People do dumb shit all the time.
For those who don't think it's legit, though, the alternative here is that someone called it ahead of time right on the nose.
Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (eAshZ)

Makes as much sense as the official story, so lets run with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (FTPn0)

128 Get my " I'm with Fredo" shirt while they last!!

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (CQagM)

129 #121 Twatter is a sewer.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (IO8Xt)

130 "CNN breaks a story that's been all over twitter for 45 mins (which is where a CNN producer found it anyways)"

- - - - - - -

Journalists used to have "beats" now they just check with their "friends".

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (kGBB1)

131 Not to get too controversial here, but notice how hard the media (well, and a lot of non media types) went after Julian Assange for publishing leaks.

---
You do injustice to the level of threat of RUSSIA'S ATTACK on OUR DEMOCRATIC ELECTIONS by posting $100k of diverse ads before and after the elections.

Meanwhile, Google says they are going to skew the results....aww...I must be getting sleepy!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (DuZls)

132 119 MSM glossary:

"notorious" = uncredentialed
"controversial" = normal
"____ sparks outrage" = reporter read an SJW's twitter

love it!

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 03:01 PM (PbpT7)

133 When a scoop is the plan
but you get punked by 4chan
That's a Fredo



Ok, I'll stop now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

134 when did Adirondack Patriot die?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 03:02 PM (/Ioag)

135 121 4 Chan might be a dumpster but at least you can find real stuff in it.

Light it on fire, and you get Twitter.

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:02 PM (xeNWt)

136 George Bush hates Fredo people.

Posted by: Kanye West at August 13, 2019 03:02 PM (PbpT7)

137 Listening to Scott Adams at lunch a little, talking there is a brother and niece and nephew as next of kin but talk of dissolving the estate to victims, no doubt I think to keep them quiet.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 03:02 PM (BbGew)

138 Yep. Journalists are completely indifferent to personal privacy, except insofar as its violation might make them look a little bit too much like the vulturs tey are.

Fuck'em. This crap is a firing offense, but that has nothing to do with any reporter.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 13, 2019 03:03 PM (CPk08)

139 what will i do with all the extra free time?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 02:48 PM (SXMRB)

Just make sure to moisturize so you don't chafe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (Ez6QX)


lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 03:03 PM (t6MX/)

140
This is like the 9/11 2016 video of Hillary Clinton.

They really need to shape the narrative on these types of stories, so they get extra angry when the unvarnished, un-spun facts get out ahead of them.
Posted by: Lizzy

======

Oh, you mean that time she dashed into the street to shove a pedestrian out of the way of a runaway truck, got run over, bounced back onto her feet, climbed a tree to rescue a kitten, noticed that she'd broken a nail, and offered to act as a practice subject for some team members who needed to brush up on their safety skills?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 03:03 PM (M9ntN)

141 "Yes, and everybody who engaged in underage sex trafficking and murdering to cover it up will skate. Kind of like how the UK had large-scale Muslim rape gangs and the only person who got punished was Tommy Robinson for drawing attention to it.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (N4xQB)"

- - - - - - -

When injustice is seen to be done more than the other way around we are in deep trouble.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 03:04 PM (kGBB1)

142 #BREAKING on @OANN: The DOJ says two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey
Epstein when he killed himself in jail have been placed on
administrative leave.



The warden of the jail has also been temporarily reassigned pending the outcome of two investigations.


A paid vacation. Yeah, that'll teach 'em.

"The pain, the pain..."
/Dr. Smith

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 03:04 PM (HaL55)

143 When 4chan gets the scoop
And you're so mad you poop
That's a Fredo

Posted by: Noob at August 13, 2019 03:04 PM (Z0uDW)

144 When we say "what's the crime here"
and the press says 4chan's here.

Thats a Fredo.

Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2019 03:04 PM (G0vdT)

145 #126 if it matters to the PTB they'll just oopsie hit the delete button. Acid wash the hard drives and wipe every thing down with a cloth.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 03:04 PM (IO8Xt)

146 Journalists used to have "beats" now they just check with their "friends".

As we've seen on this blog, you have to be highly qualified to copy-and-paste between apps. They don't just give those credentials away.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 03:05 PM (NAs56)

147 This entire thing is playing out in such a depressingly predictable fashion.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 13, 2019 03:05 PM (KUaJL)

148 Oh, you mean that time she dashed into the street to shove a pedestrian out of the way of a runaway truck, got run over, bounced back onto her feet, climbed a tree to rescue a kitten, noticed that she'd broken a nail, and offered to act as a practice subject for some team members who needed to brush up on their safety skills?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 03:03 PM (M9ntN)

There was also something about comforting a lost girl in the woods in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2019 03:05 PM (ycWCI)

149 I stand corrected. HIPAA protections apply for 50 years after a person dies.


On the other hand, you can't libel a dead man.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 03:05 PM (heOND)

150 http://bit.ly/2MeETL5
*******
Carpe Donktum Fredo Part 1

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)

151 106 The warden of the jail has also been temporarily reassigned pending the outcome of two investigations.

Where? the Bahamas?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2019 02:58 PM (/Ioag)


Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (t6MX/)

152 The DOJ says two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey
Epstein when he killed himself in jail have been placed on
administrative leave.

---
"....Tragically, they killed themselves--so bereft over their failure to keep Jeffrey Epstein alive".

Posted by: Two Weeks From Now at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (DuZls)

153

We need official licensed journalists to tell us what we need to know.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (aKsyK)

154 When 4chan gets the scoop
And you're so mad you poop
That's a Fredo


When pedo is now mort
And 4chan has the report
That's a Fredo

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (gKGWw)

155 Someone had first hand direct knowledge about what happened before anyone else did.


Or else they are an extremely good guesser.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (JUOKG)

156 A paid vacation. Yeah, that'll teach 'em.

"Mark our words, there WILL be re-training!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (NAs56)

157 "there is a brother and niece and nephew as next of kin but talk of dissolving the estate to victims,"

Everybody is going to get a piece, including the government, and Epstein's killers. There's plenty to go around.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (mk9aG)

158 The FBI's report on Epstein's death will surely be pregnant with ennui.

Posted by: James Comey at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (hjaPQ)

159 When injustice is seen to be done more than the other way around we are in deep trouble.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 03:04 PM (kGBB1)

People tend to object to tyranny for some reason, and for all of their alleged eliteness, the aristocrats of every age can never figure out why.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM (J+mig)

160 On the other hand, you can't libel a dead man.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 03:05 PM (heOND)
---
That's right--If he wants to vote Democrat--that's HIS CHOICE!

Posted by: The DNC at August 13, 2019 03:07 PM (DuZls)

161 Epstein Lives

Posted by: Note left on a rock at August 13, 2019 03:07 PM (/Fmtj)

162 Is this the part where Fredo goes on his CNN show, the Fredo Hour, and tells us all how only Fredos are allowed to share information like this with the public and it's illegal for non-Fredos to do so?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:07 PM (rP4OC)

163 The DOJ says two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey
Epstein when he killed himself in jail have been placed on administrative leave.


I wonder if that was intentionally worded.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 03:07 PM (NAs56)

164 " The DOJ says two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself in jail have been placed on administrative leave. "

Figure the odds that BOTH guards committed suicide tomorrow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:07 PM (cqNba)

165

I splooged in my eye,
and got quite a stye...

Posted by: Masturbaitin Fredo at August 13, 2019 03:07 PM (UFLLM)

166
Ft. Marcy Park.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

=====

lol

morons are killing it today

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 03:08 PM (M9ntN)

167 they will find out who poasted this.

they will never figure out who killed the Perv, or what happened in Vegas the night of the massacre.

anyone else sense a pattern here?
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (SXMRB)

- - - - - - - -

They all operate on the "need to know" basis and so have decided that we don't need to know or they would lose their phone-baloney jobs.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 03:08 PM (kGBB1)

168 Yesterday, my weather app was saying it would be 93 with a heat index of 103. I let the dog out, and it feels no where near that hot, check the app again and it is 86 with a heat index of 95.

I have never liked the idea of 'heat index' i seems like such a subjective term. Plus, they seem to pump it up more and more these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2019 03:08 PM (ycWCI)

169 Hope the two former COs going on administrative leave stay in public, sleep in public, eat in public, Arkancide is spreading around.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 03:08 PM (BbGew)

170 http://bit.ly/2MeFjRF
*******
Yep Mega Liberal Ivanka

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 03:08 PM (BqBId)

171 This just in: FBI confirmed for Emu fuckers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK8)

172 "On the other hand, you can't libel a dead man."

But.....

You can Tuna Fish.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:09 PM (cqNba)

173 His name, was Jeffery Epstein.

Posted by: Project Mayhem at August 13, 2019 03:09 PM (np91H)

174

133 When a scoop is the plan
but you get punked by 4chan
That's a Fredo

Ok, I'll stop now.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

Am I getting we're supposed to sing that with an Italian accent?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:09 PM (CQagM)

175
I wonder if that was intentionally worded.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 03:07 PM (NAs56)

No, they meant to say "The DOJ says two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey Epstein WHILE he killed
himself in jail have been placed on administrative leave. ", but educational standards have slipped.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (CPk08)

176 "Read somewhere that yells and shrieks were heard coming from his cell.

Cannot remember where I read that.
Posted by: Heato Cheeto at August 13, 2019 02:52 PM (QYwhK)"

- - - - - - - -

So Hillary was his last visitor after all.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (kGBB1)

177 I splooged in my eye,
and got quite a stye...

Posted by: Masturbaitin Fredo at August 13, 2019 03:07 PM (UFLLM)


Go away! Batin'!

Posted by: Frito at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (Z0uDW)

178 Where will Fake News be if real news gets past them?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (hr5kG)

179 "Am I getting we're supposed to sing that with an Italian accent?"

Your best Dean Martin voice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (cqNba)

180 Am I getting we're supposed to sing that with an Italian accent?
----------------------
Just move your hands when you speak.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (2LelM)

181 Why does the Dayton mayor always look like a bag lady? Does the woman even own a comb?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)

182 The DOJ says two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey

Epstein when he killed himself in jail have been placed on

administrative leave.

-----
The assumption being that they did not exercise an abundance of caution when following the watch protocols?

Posted by: Undocumented at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (5NMZN)

183
if you've got the face of a toad
and you can't Learn to Code
that's a-Fredo

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 03:10 PM (PbpT7)

184
Jeffy is alive and well on Aristotle Onassis Island, with Elvis, JFK, and that other guy.

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 03:11 PM (UFLLM)

185 I don't care that 4chan got it before the media.

I'd be really impressed if they got it before it happened.
========
Well. There was a chan poster who posted about 4:00am about there being a transport van come in and how they moved Epstein to a single man room and he speculated that they were 'switching' him out. And after the news hit, he posted again about how he was just joking and begged the board operators not to dox him.

Posted by: its out there, if you believe it at August 13, 2019 03:11 PM (qKcHg)

186 They weren't Suicide Watch.

They were suicide monitors.


What watched.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:11 PM (cqNba)

187 171 This just in: FBI confirmed for Emu fuckers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK

And the poor emus are MIGHTY pissed off about it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

188 "Everybody is going to get a piece, including the government,
and Epstein's killers. There's plenty to go around."

Haha, I forgot about the lawyers. Thousands of f*cking lawyers are going to feast on this.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 03:11 PM (mk9aG)

189 "there is a brother and niece and nephew as next of kin but talk of dissolving the estate to victims,"



Everybody is going to get a piece, including the government, and Epstein's killers. There's plenty to go around.


Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM

---

Unless the Government can prove that his estate was obtained by illegal methods, his will stays in effect. However he died, he effectively removed the power of the Feds to seize his estate through the criminal route.


They are going to need a $hitload of people to come forward and admit to crimes that they conspired to commit with epstein for the Feds to be able to seize any parts of his estate.


Not that they won't try, but his heirs named in his will get their day in probate Court before anyone else does.


Prediction: The FBI "finds" illegal drugs in every single property that he owns so they can start the civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 03:12 PM (JUOKG)

190
when you're communing with trees
and drafting not-guilty pleas
that's a-Comey

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 03:12 PM (PbpT7)

191
I have never liked the idea of 'heat index' i seems like such a subjective term. Plus, they seem to pump it up more and more these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


What's the wind chill?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 03:12 PM (aKsyK)

192
Hitlery visited Jeffy and offered to free him if he would do certain... things... to, er, for her.

Suicide ensues.

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (UFLLM)

193 Feels like: Miserable

Posted by: Undocumented at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (5NMZN)

194 Report been here 40 minutes.

You report now!

Posted by: 4chan at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

195 What's the wind chill?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 03:12 PM (aKsyK)

Sounds like paradise at certain times of the year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (ycWCI)

196 >>Jeffy is alive and well on Aristotle Onassis Island, with Elvis, JFK, and that other guy.



Tupac

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

197 I'm proud of you guys, no outright offensive eyetalisn jokes and in the 180's.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (CQagM)

198 I have no problem with heat index or wind chill, but I would like them to announce breeze factor on hot days -- a breeze would make it feel cooler, right? So tell me what temperature it will feel like.

Don't be Weather Hypocrites.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)

199 'Moderate' Joe Biden Tells Reporter There Are 'At Least Three' Genders
https://t.co/GDibNxX6iE

While walking through a crowd in Iowa, Joe Biden told a Turning Point USA field staffer that there are at least three genders.

In the video, the staffer asks Biden, "How many genders are there?"

"There are at least three," Biden responds...

...As the alleged moderate in the 2020 Democratic field, Biden's remarks on gender prove he's anything but. Contradicting the facts of human biology is not at all a moderate position, but an extremist one...

Posted by: David at August 13, 2019 03:14 PM (jY1B4)

200 196 >>Jeffy is alive and well on Aristotle Onassis Island, with Elvis, JFK, and that other guy.



Tupac
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

Hoffa

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 03:14 PM (Ez6QX)

201 197 I'm proud of you guys, no outright offensive eyetalisn jokes and in the 180's.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (CQagM)

I have not really been on the look out for the insults to my brethren. I guess I am not a good wop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

202 I can't see how a Federal Universal Background Check bill would pass Constitutional muster.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 03:15 PM (heOND)

203 "Oh, and who the fuck watches CNN anyways?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (GBteo)

___

Sadly, all of us.
Posted by: Anyone in an Airport at August 13, 2019 02:54 PM (FiUMj)"

- - - - - - - -

Not even there, everyone is looking at their phones.

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2019 03:15 PM (kGBB1)

204
...As the alleged moderate in the 2020 Democratic field, Biden's remarks on gender prove he's anything but. Contradicting the facts of human biology is not at all a moderate position, but an extremist one...

Posted by: David

======

What, are ya kidding? For a lefty, three genders is a conservative estimate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2019 03:15 PM (M9ntN)

205 In the video, the staffer asks Biden, "How many genders are there?"



"There are at least three," Biden responds...

-----
Male, female, hermaphrodite

Posted by: Undocumented at August 13, 2019 03:15 PM (5NMZN)

206 Tupac is Caput.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)

207 " I guess I am not a good wop. "

Alright...

Up in the Paddy Wagon you go..

Posted by: VIA, now with 50% Irish. at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (cqNba)

208 202 I can't see how a Federal Universal Background Check bill would pass Constitutional muster.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 03:15 PM (heOND)

Laws are for little people.

We need to push for Universal Concealed Carry Reciprocity instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (bcbK8)

209 Anon did us all a favor by posting that when he did. As another commenter noted, he broke the news before the media could spin, obfuscate, lie, etc. If he would have waited and then posted, his post would have been absolutely worthless and nobody would have believed it - and media would have continued with whatever angle it had decided on.

Posted by: ElKomandante at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (XnhDT)

210 I can't see how a Federal Universal Background Check bill would pass Constitutional muster.
======
Its a tax.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (D2Pr1)

211 Nobody in power wants any crimes out of a dead Epstein because that only leads to the living.
As soon as this can go away the powerful will be back in peace doing what they do.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (BbGew)

212 Tupac is Caput.


That's disconcerting..

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (heOND)

213 Up in the Paddy Wagon you go..
Posted by: VIA, now with 50% Irish. at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (cqNba)

We talking paddy melts or some of the good Corn beef and cabbage?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (ycWCI)

214 When the internet leaksMake your job obsolete,That's a Fredo

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (rP4OC)

215 The Carpe Donktum vid in the sidebar is hysterical.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (sjdRT)

216 Jeffy is alive and well on Aristotle Onassis Island, with Elvis, JFK, and that other guy.



Tupac
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

Hoffa
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 03:14 PM



DB Cooper

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (786Ro)

217 I'm getting hungry for People Parm.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (CQagM)

218 >>While walking through a crowd in Iowa, Joe Biden told a Turning Point USA field staffer that there are at least three genders.

In the video, the staffer asks Biden, "How many genders are there?"
- - - -
Really, it is so great these questions are being asked.

Should also ask:
-- when does a baby's life and human rights begin
-- how much is enough immigration

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

219 200 196 >>Jeffy is alive and well on Aristotle Onassis Island, with Elvis, JFK, and that other guy.



Tupac
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

Hoffa
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 03:14 PM (Ez6QX)

Sinatra.

On stage for the first time at the Sands hotel and casino! Tickets available now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)

220 Jeff Epstein: king.
Steve Paddock: Go Fish....Ace.
Elvis: Go Fish...Nine.
Jeff Epstein. Dang.
Elvis: Thank you, Thank you very much...2.

Posted by: Whiling Away the Time in Area 51. at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (/Fmtj)

221 XX, XY, XXY, XYY

Posted by: Undocumented at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (5NMZN)

222 Everybody is going to get a piece
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 03:06 PM


Pretty sure that's what caused this whole mess to begin with.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (ejd/p)

223 'We talking paddy melts or some of the good Corn beef and cabbage? "


Ace runs a high class joint here.

We haz both.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:18 PM (cqNba)

224 217 I'm getting hungry for People Parm.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (CQagM)

The key ingredient is fresh mozzarella.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:18 PM (NWiLs)

225 http://www.kimdutoit.com/2019/08/13/red-flag-outcomes/

Short and sweet

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)

226 I can't see how a Federal Universal Background Check bill would pass Constitutional muster.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2019 03:15 PM


---

Don't discount john roberts. Having said that, even if universal background checks get passed into law the compliance rate will be about 10%.


Just look at what happened in NY and CT after they passed mandatory registration laws for "assault weapons". Conservative estimates claim that only 10-15% of people in those States complied with the law.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)

227 " I guess I am not a good wop. "



Alright...



Up in the Paddy Wagon you go..

Posted by: VIA, now with 50% Irish. at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (cqNba)


I feel gypped.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:18 PM (rP4OC)

228 We talking paddy melts or some of the good Corn beef and cabbage?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2019 03:16 PM (ycWCI)

Cannibal Bob likes him some paddy melts. And don't ask about what's actually in that Irish stew he makes...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:19 PM (NWiLs)

229 Not that they won't try, but his heirs named in his will get their day in probate Court before anyone else does.
=========
Imagine my shock when I found out Jeffrey had amended his will and made me his heir!

*Hic-Shart*

Posted by: guess who at August 13, 2019 03:19 PM (ali3I)

230 Finally something the FIB can get behind punishing. They sure as well won't care who actually killed the old pedo. But this, this could get a normie in hot water. I predict 234 agents on this aspect of the Epstien case. Because important.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 13, 2019 03:19 PM (pw+jk)

231 50 Is 4chan now still available? I thought they were banned for some reason.
---
8Chan got deplatformed.

4Chan is still around. For now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

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All true but I would have gone for the "you're half right" retort.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 03:20 PM (Y4EXg)

232
The key ingredient is fresh mozzarella.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:18 PM

Oh man insomniac, and a nice hard crust Italian bread. Butter. Yum.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:21 PM (CQagM)

233 Democrats threatened SCOTUS to "change or face restructuring"?

Are these people serious? So they are going to threaten the court and try to intimidate them into rulings- or else they will single-handily rewrite the Constitution?

Democrats are nothing but petty despots. They shouldn't even run a lemonade stand.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 03:21 PM (VpIIl)

234 Should also ask:


-- when does a baby's life and human rights begin


-- how much is enough immigration

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:17 PM (bDqIh)


I'd like to see Trump use a surrogate to do just this. Biden will lose his shit if someone comes straight at him. Take him off the board.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at August 13, 2019 03:22 PM (/koBN)

235 Cannibal Bob likes him some paddy melts. And don't ask about what's actually in that Irish stew he makes..

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:19 PM(NWiL

thing about Irish meat its pre-marinated.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:23 PM (CQagM)

236 Wow, that Buzzfeed shitpost was really something. They can't seem to go beyond about 25 characters before they slime the right and conservatives.

And there were three corrections at the end of it, which pretty much says it all about those imbeciles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 13, 2019 03:23 PM (HaL55)

237 a nice hard crust Italian bread.

Who the FUCK you callin' bread? That's the fuckin' N-word to Italians! I'll throw you right the fuck down these fuckin' stairs!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 13, 2019 03:23 PM (NWiLs)

238 -- when does a baby's life and human rights begin

after birth obviously, duh. I mean can you vote before your born? Seriously how dumb.

-- how much is enough immigration

when its just right! I mean these aren't even hard questions.

*GRINS*

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2019 03:23 PM (ali3I)

239 Epstein is now vacationing with Amelia Earhart and Judge Crater?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 03:24 PM (AWqtp)

240 197 I'm proud of you guys, no outright offensive eyetalisn jokes and in the 180's.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:13 PM (CQagM)

I have not really been on the look out for the insults to my brethren. I guess I am not a good wop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

There dago again!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 03:24 PM (Y4EXg)

241 Fing typical: got a love letter back from PERSCOM, (now HRC, but F them) saying that my retirement packet was incomplete AND had missing signatures.

i pull up the scans for the page in question, and, SURPRISE!, the sigs are right there.

oh yeah, and the people who do RC retirements are only available M-W-F.

lazy bastards... so now i get to re-send it all.

this time with an insultingly scathing commentary on each one, rubbing their nose in their REMF shit.

what are they going to do in return, fuck over my pathetic retirement pay?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 03:25 PM (SXMRB)

242 I just learned that 8chan is a far right site, Internet says so

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 13, 2019 03:25 PM (WhTSP)

243 Democrats threatened SCOTUS to "change or face restructuring"?

Come on, guys. I'm doing all I can.

Posted by: John "The Dread Pirate" Roberts at August 13, 2019 03:25 PM (/koBN)

244 It appears Stefan Halper just stepped all over his crank.

He is being sued by a UK woman named Svetlana Lokhova for helping plant a fake story that she was a Russian spy having an affair with General Mike Flynn.

In his defense, his lawyers are arguing that he can't be sued because government officials or their agent can't be sued for defamation.

Stefan Halper just admitted he was working for the US government.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)

245 When a drunk Sandra Lee
Deck's your bro's Christmas tree
That's a Fredo...

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:25 PM (rP4OC)

246 8chan was twice the chan, and look what happened. Nobody is safe.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

247 Someone needs to get Fredo laid.

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:26 PM (DDeWs)

248 "what are they going to do in return, fuck over my pathetic retirement pay?"

Maybe not let you retire?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:26 PM (cqNba)

249
what are they going to do in return, fuck over my pathetic retirement pay?
========
Well, of course. Naturally.

Posted by: PERSCOM at August 13, 2019 03:26 PM (zdy0U)

250 When you go for a fartBut you hiccup and shartThat's a-Hillry

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 03:26 PM (99nab)

251 If you're at CNN
with you Mongoloid grin
that's a-Fredo.

If you get less respect
than a stupid insect
that's a-Fredo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 03:26 PM (t6MX/)

252 4chan and 8chan are so passe.

Go old school with 8trac

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:27 PM (DDeWs)

253 What's the difference between Epstein and Cuomo?

Slick Willy never had the urge to visit Fredo Island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 03:27 PM (AWqtp)

254 When you go for a fartBut you hiccup and shartThat's a-Hillry
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Damn. Why didn't I come up with that one.

Posted by: Shakespeare at August 13, 2019 03:28 PM (D2Pr1)

255 >>In his defense, his lawyers are arguing that he can't be sued because government officials or their agent can't be sued for defamation.

Stefan Halper just admitted he was working for the US government.



Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

256 thing about Irish meat its pre-marinated.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:23 PM (CQagM)

LOL, good one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 03:28 PM (Ez6QX)

257 When the moon has no size
On your ten smallest lies
That's n-BC

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 03:29 PM (99nab)

258 247 Someone needs to get Fredo laid.
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:26 PM (DDeWs)

Sadly, the Lolita Express is grounded.

For now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK8)

259 Someone put Halper on Suicide Watch... oh wait bad iea

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 03:29 PM (AWqtp)

260 When roid rage hits your eyesBut you hide behind two guysThat's .... a-Fredo !!!

Posted by: John at August 13, 2019 03:29 PM (/koBN)

261 Stefan Halper just admitted he was working for the US government.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 03:25 PM

Oopsie....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 03:30 PM (dkvcO)

262 "However he died, he effectively removed the power of the Feds to seize his estate through the criminal route."

Are you talking about Rule of Law, and trust in govt? That died with Epstein. Nobody believes anything anymore.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 03:30 PM (mk9aG)

263 When you claim the 2A
Doesn't say what it says,
That's a Fredo

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:30 PM (rP4OC)

264
thing about Irish meat its pre-marinated.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:23 PM (CQagM)

You can flambe' it without adding liquor.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:30 PM (NWiLs)

265 247 Someone needs to get Fredo laid.
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:26 PM (DDeWs)

Fredo was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time!

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2019 03:30 PM (N4xQB)

266 Random question, is there a way to find old sidebar posts? Early last week there was a post about a moron looking for short story writers to submit for a collection they were working on, and I wanted to know how to do so. Thanks for the help.

Posted by: sleepysol at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (70lA+)

267 When you own your own isle
You're a big pedophile

That's an Epstein

When your buddy is Bill
And his wife has you killed

That's an Epstein

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (tY4MP)

268 >> Stefan Halper just admitted he was working for the US government.



This is a big fucking deal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (IVoO9)

269 In his defense, his lawyers are arguing that he can't be sued because government officials or their agent can't be sued for defamation.

Stefan Halper just admitted he was working for the US government.
Posted by: JackStraw


You know why he feels comfortable doing that? Because he knows nothing will happen to him.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (oBghv)

270 Mark! Looks like you've briefly slipped your chains. How's the day treating you?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

271 BOP acts decisively: from now on, "Suicide Watch" has been renamed "Don't Kill This Prisoner Watch."

Problem solved, and still time for nine holes.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (mk9aG)

272 If you only do spin
in your worthless thin skin
that's a-Fredo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (t6MX/)

273 I don't know about the rest of you but I would really like to see the cell, or the type of cell, that Epstein was in when he was found. A description like "he used a sheet like this one (picture) and attached in this manner (picture) and wrapped it around his neck this way (picture) and was found like this (drawing)." Until we see that I call bullshit.

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (dKm4U)

274 Democrats threatened SCOTUS to "change or face restructuring"?



How do the dems threaten a co-equal branch of the the government?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (oBghv)

275 270 Mark! Looks like you've briefly slipped your chains. How's the day treating you?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

Half way through.

Just need to bull on the rest of the way.

How's yours, brother?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

276 255 >>In his defense, his lawyers are arguing that he can't be sued because government officials or their agent can't be sued for defamation.

Stefan Halper just admitted he was working for the US government.




Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

=========

That's...interesting...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:32 PM (iikV8)

277 266 Random question, is there a way to find old sidebar posts? Early last week there was a post about a moron looking for short story writers to submit for a collection they were working on, and I wanted to know how to do so. Thanks for the help.
Posted by: sleepysol at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (70lA+)

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http://brucefwebster.com/the-secret-lunar-wars-1956-1979/

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:32 PM (iikV8)

278 Media creating a tsunami of emotional feedback about the EMT beating them to the punch is like Obama and the CDC publicly harassing and blaming the Texas work-a-day nurse for not testing every patient presenting flu-like symptoms for .... Ebola. (Thomas Duncan was patient zero in America.)


These people hate workers.

Posted by: 13times at August 13, 2019 03:32 PM (K3B2k)

279 Born in San Dimas
Moved to Martha's Vineyard
Tut-tut...

hmm, needs work.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (Clxcy)

280 " I would really like to see the cell, or the type of cell,"

We're all going to get that chance soon.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (mk9aG)

281 Apparently blondes come first. And second.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 02:43 PM


***

If that happens, then I suspect you are doing it right.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (axyOa)

282 Obama was against Brexit and told the Brits that if they went for it they'd have to go to the end of the line to work on a trade deal, that he'd have more important concerns.

Really, he said that.

BBC sez that Bolton sez that we'll have a trade deal with the UK ready to go on Brexit day.

That's better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

283 Hillary, in the Jail Cell, with the Candlestick

Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (qAR6u)

284 When your show gets less views
Than a Spyro playthrough,
That's a Fredo...

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (rP4OC)

285 Someone needs to get Fredo laid.

Posted by: Roy>>
What?
Oh, never mind.

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (vNyGK)

286 274 Democrats threatened SCOTUS to "change or face restructuring"?



How do the dems threaten a co-equal branch of the the government?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (oBghv)

========

With impunity?

Still, I find it hilarious that John Roberts has bent over backwards to make his court look "non-partisan" and it's still not good enough for the Left.

The only way to look non-partisan to the left is to do everything they want. Roberts should have just stuck to a discernible judicial philosophy (I've heard good things about Originalism).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (iikV8)

287 "How do the dems threaten a co-equal branch of the the government?"

They're gonna send Fredo over to kick the Supremes asses?

Maybe throw them down the stairs?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (cqNba)

288 http://bit.ly/2MeETL5
*******
Carpe Donktum Fredo Part 1
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit a
**************
That's hilarious. Cuomo looks like a F'n Fool as well as the Dems and their phony outrage.
Can't wait for Part 2.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (wiXsO)

289 You can flambe' it without adding liquor.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:30 PM (NWiLs)

Now THAT'S funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (CQagM)

290 Democrats threatened SCOTUS to "change or face restructuring"?



Are these people serious? So they are going to threaten the court
and try to intimidate them into rulings- or else they will
single-handily rewrite the Constitution?



Democrats are nothing but petty despots. They shouldn't even run a lemonade stand.


Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2019 03:21 PM

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Not a peep in the Constitution about how many Judges are on it. They can pack the Court if they think they can get away with it. They will need both the Senate and the White House to try.


The last time someone tried it didn't work out the way they hoped it would.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (JUOKG)

291 When you're the stupidest pup
Of a dad who's mobbed up

That's a Fredo

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (tY4MP)

292 282 Obama was against Brexit and told the Brits that if they went for it they'd have to go to the end of the line to work on a trade deal, that he'd have more important concerns.

Really, he said that.

BBC sez that Bolton sez that we'll have a trade deal with the UK ready to go on Brexit day.

That's better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

===========

I guess that undercuts the idea that Brexit will lead to permanent depression for the UK, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (iikV8)

293 Democrats threatened SCOTUS to "change or face restructuring"?



How do the dems threaten a co-equal branch of the the government?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM


***

Apparently to assh*le Dems, change means passing only those things they approve of. That's what they call compromise.

Gawd I hate them.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 03:35 PM (axyOa)

294 These people hate workers.

These people hate America and Americans.

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 03:35 PM (UFLLM)

295 283 Hillary, in the Jail Cell, with the Candlestick
Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (qAR6u)

========

Wrong.

She used the noose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:35 PM (iikV8)

296 290 Not a peep in the Constitution about how many Judges are on it. They can pack the Court if they think they can get away with it. They will need both the Senate and the White House to try.


The last time someone tried it didn't work out the way they hoped it would.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (JUOKG)

==========

I think they need to pass a law to change the number on the court. It was a law that got it to 9 (happened in Grant's presidency, if I remember correctly).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (iikV8)

297 Wrong.



She used the clam.

Posted by: 9 3/4 Chan at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (UFLLM)

298 295 283 Hillary, in the Jail Cell, with the Candlestick
Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2019 03:33 PM (qAR6u)

========

Wrong.

She used the noose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:35 PM (iikV

Can't we just go with Miss Scarlett instead.

Hubba Hubba, Lesley Ann Warren....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (bcbK8)

299 I guess that undercuts the idea that Brexit will lead to permanent depression for the UK, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:34 PM (iikV

----------
Doubtful. With 89% seeing no purpose, I suspect there will be a lot of depression for a long time.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (5NMZN)

300 298 Can't we just go with Miss Scarlett instead.

Hubba Hubba, Lesley Ann Warren....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (bcbK

=========

Yo. Reviewed Once Upon a Time, if you're interested.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (iikV8)

301 "How do the dems threaten a co-equal branch of the the government?"

When we get up to six or seven dozen SCOTUS judges, look at the bright side: We get a Christine Blasey Ford spectacle EVERY WEEK!

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 03:37 PM (mk9aG)

302 300 298 Can't we just go with Miss Scarlett instead.

Hubba Hubba, Lesley Ann Warren....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (bcbK

=========

Yo. Reviewed Once Upon a Time, if you're interested.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (iikV

To the internets!

(watched it a third time on Sunday)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

303 302
Yo. Reviewed Once Upon a Time, if you're interested.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (iikV

To the internets!

(watched it a third time on Sunday)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK

=========

I have a feeling that my appreciation of the film will grow with subsequent viewings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:37 PM (iikV8)

304 http://bit.ly/2MhN0Xi
*******
Rocker Henry Rollins: Trump Base's 'Antiquated Bigotry' Is 'Dying Off'
********
Nobody has cared about about Henry Rollins in 30+ years

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 03:37 PM (BqBId)

305 252 4chan and 8chan are so passe.

Go old school with 8trac
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:27 PM (DDeWs)

With Frampton Comes Alive!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

306 Notice all the threats being issued on how "IF" a person did that it's a serious violation of the law.

As opposed to all the stumble bum coincidences that allowed the guy to be dead in the first place.

Head of MCC Lower Manhantten:
"Someone, probably an intern in our Cincinnati Prison, is going to be placed on paid administrative leave! I can assure you of that!

The two guards will also be placed on leave (taking paid vacation) and will probably die soon falling out of windows onto exploding bombs during completely coincidental hunting accidents.

And I'm being reassigned so it's NOT going to be me. "

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

307 You know why he feels comfortable doing that? Because he knows nothing will happen to him.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 03:31 PM (oBghv)

Understand that neither Halper nor Steele ever committed any prosecutable crimes - all they did was to follow the orders they were given from Washington, probably from Brennan. It's what Halper, Mifsud, and Steele know that matters. As far as careers, they're over, their covers have been blown for all time. They don't even live in this country, and I doubt any of them will ever visit again.

It was their bosses in Washington who committed the crimes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)

308 > I think they need to pass a law to change the number on the court. It was a law that got it to 9 (happened in Grant's presidency, if I remember correctly).

It's been as much as 10 at some periods, I think.

Roosevelt wanted to increase it to 15 so as to advance his communist agenda, but didn't succeed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 03:38 PM (tY4MP)

309 If you can get past the weird hate on 4Chan, they're more reliable than the MSM.

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 13, 2019 03:39 PM (AkkRZ)

310 When you're blowing some guy
And get spoo in your eye
That's total Fredo

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (88+cf)

311 "How do the dems threaten a co-equal branch of the the government?"

They're gonna send Fredo over to kick the Supremes asses?

Maybe throw them down the stairs?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


RBG would kick his ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (oBghv)

312 Do you feel like I do?

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (gmo/4)

313 When you're killed in jail
And three cameras fail
That's an-Epstein
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 02:47 PM (99nab)

Ha!
Posted by: josephistan

When jailed in the town
and you're found dead, face down
That's an Epstein

Posted by: Papist Bograt at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (rFmwm)

314 @296
It is federal statute that can be changed like any other federal statute. Past attempts to monkey with the number of justices were tempered by Senators' sense of not wanting to upset the historical apple cart so to speak.
We no longer live in those times.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (koNhm)

315 4chan and 8chan are so passe.

Go old school with 8trac
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:27 PM (DDeWs)

With Frampton Comes Alive!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 03:38 PM

****

Steppenwolf!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (axyOa)

316 309
If you can get past the weird hate on 4Chan, they're more reliable than the MSM.


Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 13, 2019 03:39 PM (AkkRZ)
So the hate on 4chan is weirder than the hate we get from the MSM?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (37IEG)

317 Just need to bull on the rest of the way.

How's yours, brother?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK

You'll get there. It's going OK. Had a preliminary call with a contact at that legal company to prepare for my interview that's scheduled for tomorrow. I have more information and clarity than I did before, so that's good. Otherwise I'm just hanging in.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (NWiLs)

318 308 > I think they need to pass a law to change the number on the court. It was a law that got it to 9 (happened in Grant's presidency, if I remember correctly).

It's been as much as 10 at some periods, I think.

Roosevelt wanted to increase it to 15 so as to advance his communist agenda, but didn't succeed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 03:38 PM (tY4MP)

==========

Yeah, I know FDR threatened it, but that doesn't preclude the idea that Congress would have passed the law to expand the courts anyway (they did pass the New Deal to begin with).

From History.com:

"The U.S. Constitution established the Supreme Court but left it to Congress to decide how many justices should make up the court. The Judiciary Act of 1789 set the number at six: a chief justice and five associate justices. In 1807, Congress increased the number of justices to seven; in 1837, the number was bumped up to nine; and in 1863, it rose to 10. In 1866, Congress passed the Judicial Circuits Act, which shrank the number of justices back down to seven and prevented President Andrew Johnson from appointing anyone new to the court. Three years later, in 1869, Congress raised the number of justices to nine, where it has stood ever since."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (iikV8)

319 >>Rocker Henry Rollins: Trump Base's 'Antiquated Bigotry' Is 'Dying Off'


I've met Henry a few times. Had dinner with him twice.

He's about 5' 1".

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (IVoO9)

320 I think a footnote on the last page of the Mueller Report noted the tragic suicide of J. Epstein.

Wonder how he knew?

Posted by: tbodie at August 13, 2019 03:41 PM (Pqf02)

321 "If you can get past the weird hate on 4Chan, they're more reliable than the MSM."

If you can get past the physical activity required, so is asking the magic 8-Ball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:41 PM (cqNba)

322 Someone put Halper on Suicide Watch... oh wait bad iea
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 03:29 PM (AWqtp)
LOL

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 03:42 PM (99nab)

323 320
I think a footnote on the last page of the Mueller Report noted the tragic suicide of J. Epstein.



Wonder how he knew?

Posted by: tbodie at August 13, 2019 03:41 PM (Pqf02)
He had an advance copy of the script.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 03:42 PM (37IEG)

324 with 3" lifts

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 03:42 PM (gmo/4)

325 When you're in love with MWR
But she don't know who you are
Nevermind

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 03:42 PM (99nab)

326 >>Someone put Halper on Suicide Watch... oh wait bad iea





Help Who!?

Posted by: Yossarian at August 13, 2019 03:42 PM (IVoO9)

327 >>Rocker Henry Rollins: Trump Base's 'Antiquated Bigotry' Is 'Dying Off'





Someone please tweet back a link to one of Soph's rapid-fire red-pilling videos.


*She's still on bitchute after her YouTube was removed, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

328 I read that Epstein's lawyers managed to get Jeff off of "suicide watch". I didn't realize that they had so much influence - they only had to say, "Take him off suicide watch" and the warden said, "You bet!". Is that how it goes?

Posted by: washrivergal at August 13, 2019 03:43 PM (9+jnX)

329 328 I read that Epstein's lawyers managed to get Jeff off of "suicide watch". I didn't realize that they had so much influence - they only had to say, "Take him off suicide watch" and the warden said, "You bet!". Is that how it goes?
Posted by: washrivergal at August 13, 2019 03:43 PM (9+jnX)

=========

Well, to be fair, the request came on Clinton Foundation letterhead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:43 PM (iikV8)

330 He had an advance copy of the script. "

Odd way of saying "He borrowed Ace's time machine, that he totes doesn't have".

But, we'll allow it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (cqNba)

331 The MSM probably gets scoops from 4Chan themselves....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (NFEMn)

332 >> Is that how it goes?


My guess is that Suicide Watch would make it hard for them to spend 12 hours a day with him.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (IVoO9)

333 I think they need to pass a law to change the number on the court. It was a law that got it to 9 (happened in Grant's presidency, if I remember correctly).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (iikV

Hence the reason it can only be done if the House, the Senate, and the President (with veto power) all agree.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

334 A lawyer posted on twatter that Epstein had roughly $380 million in cash/equities etc. How the hell did he pay for upkeep of a NYC mansion, 2 fucking islands, a $17 million ranch, $12 Million Palm Beach house, $8 million Paris apartment.
I'll bet he has lots of offshore shit that no one knows about.

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (dKm4U)

335 331 The MSM probably gets scoops from 4Chan themselves....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (NFEMn)

Mostly they just use 4Chan for shining the barber pole.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

336 332 >> Is that how it goes?


My guess is that Suicide Watch would make it hard for them to spend 12 hours a day with him.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (IVoO9)

=========

Has anyone advanced the theory that Epstein wouldn't stop singing "100 bottles of beer on the wall" and his guard simply snapped?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:45 PM (iikV8)

337 When you're less masculine
Than Twilight's heroine,
That's a Fredo...

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:45 PM (rP4OC)

338 >>The MSM probably gets scoops from 4Chan themselves....

I'm almost positive they get some of their scoops from twitter. And that includes so called conservative media.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 03:45 PM (ZLI7S)

339 333 I think they need to pass a law to change the number on the court. It was a law that got it to 9 (happened in Grant's presidency, if I remember correctly).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:36 PM (iikV

Hence the reason it can only be done if the House, the Senate, and the President (with veto power) all agree.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

Democrats would have to nuke the filibuster to get it to happen.

I think that would engender enough blowback and use enough political capital to make filling the new seats a real challenge for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (iikV8)

340 So our heroic FBI heroes and assorted New York investigators will spend endless hours trying over the next 3 years trying to find out what EMT might have spilled the beans while they skip over "why and how did Jeffery Epstein die?".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (37IEG)

341 My guess is that Suicide Watch would make it hard for them to spend 12 hours a day with him.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM (IVoO9)
++++
That does make some sense.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (9+jnX)

342 > Go old school with 8trac
> Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 03:27 PM (DDeWs)

> With Frampton Comes Alive!

Foghat, man. You need the Mind Blower combo amp/speakers for full effect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (tY4MP)

343 I'll bet he has lots of offshore shit that no one knows about.


Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2019 03:44 PM


***

And cash flow...lots and lots of cash flow. Cash stuffed envelopes delivered every month.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (axyOa)

344 They're pissed because the information got out without them getting a chance to embed their lies first.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (dmoiP)

345 If the House, Senate, and Presidency all went Lib Dem, it's game over for the country anyways, so whatever happens with the SCOTUS after that is irrelevant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (Kpl3J)

346 325
When you're in love with MWR
But she don't know who you are
Nevermind


Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 03:42 PM (99nab)


LOL!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:46 PM (rP4OC)

347 >>a $17 million ranch,


My guess is you are paying more in Property Taxes than he was paying on that Ranch.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (IVoO9)

348 When you act the tough guy
But you're marshmallow pie

That's a Fredo

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (tY4MP)

349 Hitler finds out that Epstein is dead

https://bit.ly/2ZYlBg0

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (cqNba)

350 nood

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (88+cf)

351 Yo. Reviewed Once Upon a Time, if you're interested.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Read it. Here's some stuff to look for next time through.

When DiCaprio walks up to Sharon Tate's intercom to get invited to the party he's doing John Travolta using Mia's intercom in Pulp Fiction.

One of the scenes in the Western, DiCaprio gives a Michael Madsen delivery.

When Pitt and the girl walk up the street at the Spahn Ranch it's paced as if they were riding horses down main street in a western and you hear her feet shuffling the clopping of hooves.

There are many moments of hilarity. I don't think there's anyone I'd rather see with clothes on in a movie than Brad Pitt.

I've seen it three times. That's enough for now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (fuK7c)

352 >>Go old school with 8trac


2XL - FTW!

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (IVoO9)

353 317 Just need to bull on the rest of the way.

How's yours, brother?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK

You'll get there. It's going OK. Had a preliminary call with a contact at that legal company to prepare for my interview that's scheduled for tomorrow. I have more information and clarity than I did before, so that's good. Otherwise I'm just hanging in.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:40 PM (NWiLs)

Keep hanging, man.

You are going to blow their doors off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)

354 Has anyone advanced the theory that Epstein wouldn't
stop singing "100 bottles of beer on the wall" and his guard simply
snapped?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:45 PM (iikV


Worse. Baby Shark.
Justifiable homicide, no doubt.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (rP4OC)

355 Rocker Henry Rollins: Trump Base's 'Antiquated Bigotry' Is 'Dying Off'
********
Nobody has cared about about Henry Rollins in 30+ years
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 03:37 PM (BqBId)
---
I'm pretty sure by now it's actor Henry Rollins, or celeb Henry Rollins.

Or at least, it should be.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (DuZls)

356 A lawyer posted on twatter that Epstein had roughly $380 million in cash/equities etc. How the hell did he pay for upkeep of a NYC mansion, 2 fucking islands, a $17 million ranch, $12 Million Palm Beach house, $8 million Paris apartment.
I'll bet he has lots of offshore shit that no one knows about.
Posted by: Timon



Lends more credence to Epstein being owned by Intel. Who else has that much "black funds"?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (oBghv)

357 351
There are many moments of hilarity. I don't think there's anyone I'd rather see with clothes on in a movie than Brad Pitt.

I've seen it three times. That's enough for now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 03:47 PM (fuK7c)

==========

It's a very good, maybe even great movie. I'm going to run through his whole filmography starting next week and review it all. I have a feeling that Once will show up near the middle of the pack for me. I have the very unpopular opinion that The Hateful Eight is his best movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (iikV8)

358 what are they going to do in return, fuck over my pathetic retirement pay?

----

Oh, they'll think of something.

To get my severance I have to electronically fill out an exit survey. I could only do this after I was separated. I have to log in (of course) with a temporary password. To do so, I have to log in and use my production system password. But they cancelled it when I left the building for the last time.

Genius!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2019 03:50 PM (Y4EXg)

359 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 13, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK

Thanks, I appreciate that.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

360 I have the very unpopular opinion that The Hateful Eight is his best movie.


Well, that's because you're an idiot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (fuK7c)

361 Epstein is dead? We call dibs on his votes for the next 20 years!

Posted by: DNC at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (7YZyt)

362 360 I have the very unpopular opinion that The Hateful Eight is his best movie.


Well, that's because you're an idiot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 03:51 PM (fuK7c)

=========

I've been called worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (iikV8)

363 Mistaken. It's because you're mistaken.

I am a complete Tarantino fanboi and Hateful Eight is his worst.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 03:54 PM (fuK7c)

364 I suppose I'm a little jaded having grown up near all the wax museums in Niagara Falls, but I recently saw a list of all the deaths of Clinton associates over the years. All those who lost their lives, suicide by a double tap to the back of the head etc in wax would make a wonderful Disney ride . Finally update it to a 21st century reality.

It's a short, short life.

Posted by: Quilp at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (Bf3hj)

365 When you're popping a vein

in your crisp pink champagne
that's a-Fredo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (t6MX/)

366 363 Mistaken. It's because you're mistaken.

I am a complete Tarantino fanboi and Hateful Eight is his worst.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2019 03:54 PM (fuK7c)

==========

The way Mark luxuriates in 1969 LA in Once Upon a Time, I luxuriate in the haberdashery in Wyoming in the middle of winter. I love the horrible people who are the characters. I love how they play off each other. I love how they're just destined to do terrible things to each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (iikV8)

367 I've been called worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:52 PM (iikV8

I believe Shitweasel is my favorite I was called here. Except Heidi calls me that now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:57 PM (CQagM)

368 I love the horrible people who are the characters. I love how they play off each other. I love how they're just destined to do terrible things to each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 03:56 PM (iikV

Huh.

So like here then.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 03:59 PM (CQagM)

369 ...@ 325
So tell her who you are...though you might not want to open with "I love you."

Posted by: creeper at August 13, 2019 04:02 PM (RK98Q)

370 BREAKING: The FBI has determined these people were just really hot and looking for ice. It is Texas in August after all. Nothing to see here folks move along.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 13, 2019 04:28 PM (FiUMj)

371 Learn to code Fredo.

Posted by: kotter at August 13, 2019 04:34 PM (saHCz)

372 well inglorious bastards has it's moments, as does true romance, but that's more of a tony scott film no,

Posted by: admiral marcus at August 13, 2019 04:36 PM (x+C/t)

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