Afternoon Blow-Off Post

Come on, you know everyone needs a break after three hours and ten minutes of very light "work."





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:25 PM




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1 Oh, ok: work

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 12, 2019 03:26 PM (k81AA)

2 LOL get fucked?

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2019 03:27 PM (l9mVC)

3 It's pronounced "Comma-La".

Thank you.

Posted by: Kamala at August 12, 2019 03:28 PM (UnTQ1)

4 IOWA-- idiots out walking around

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 12, 2019 03:28 PM (k81AA)

5 You're not getting a period and we're not buying it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

6 Top.Ten. Top.Ten?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2019 03:28 PM (iuFgi)

7 I'm blowing off work here to read this.. so, we're all good!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 12, 2019 03:28 PM (so+oy)

8 Shelf

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:28 PM (lHIDz)

9 It's been a long week.

Posted by: 13times at August 12, 2019 03:29 PM (WHVu+)

10 Saw a Commie-La bumper sticker a few minutes ago.


Smiling pic and the words:

JOYFULWARRIOR

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:29 PM (lHIDz)

11 So is that dude a teacher who has a class about to begin, or does he really think his bleeding hatchet wound is the same thing as menstruation?

Posted by: mugiwara at August 12, 2019 03:29 PM (o6USh)

12 If Yaniv has menstrual cramps, I'm having labor contractions...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at August 12, 2019 03:30 PM (YkEgi)

13 Is work still the curse of the drinking class?

Posted by: ALH at August 12, 2019 03:30 PM (uLuPn)

14 It's been a long week.

------------

Have to pace yourself.

Otherwise, you won't make it to Tuesday afternoon.

Posted by: SH at August 12, 2019 03:30 PM (sX1BW)

15 Just finished donating blood.


Meep meep!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 03:30 PM (ZCfi+)

16 non-noodin' SOBs

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 03:31 PM (t6MX/)

17 blow job post??

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 12, 2019 03:31 PM (GBteo)

18 His name is Jonathan Janniv and he is very seriously mentally ill. The proof that he is mentally ill is that he thinks his imaginary uterus bleeds out through his imaginary vagina.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 12, 2019 03:31 PM (xmKbk)

19 Orange Man Bad, Withe people bad. Who will we vote for?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 12, 2019 03:31 PM (pw+jk)

20 wait a minute...

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 12, 2019 03:31 PM (KUaJL)

21 Just where exactly does he put that tampon?

Posted by: ALH at August 12, 2019 03:32 PM (uLuPn)

22 OK, my daily beg. Please vote for Arlo and get Lost Fantasy some money from Wahl clippers and Animal Rescue web site. I think Arlo is currently 1st or 2nd but its a tight race. Contest ends Aug 19th, you can vote every 24 hours.

https://tinyurl.com/vote-for-Arlo

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at August 12, 2019 03:32 PM (eASYU)

23 Did somebody say we're having a blow-off?!!!

Posted by: Kamala at August 12, 2019 03:32 PM (lHIDz)

24 this is fun too

After Richard Gere urged European leaders to allow North African migrants into their countries on Friday, Italian Deputy Prime Minister Matteo Salvini responded with a sarcastic statement suggesting the Hollywood star will surely load up the migrants onto his "private jet" and house them in his villas.

Italy Rejects New McDonald's Near Rome's Historic Site
"As the generous millionaire airs his demands about the fate of the Open Arms immigrants, we thank him: He will be able to bring everyone in his private jet to Hollywood and keep them in his villas," Salvini said in a statement following Gere's media stunt, according to The Independent. "Thank you, Richard!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

25 Wax my blow-off!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM (Dh1wo)

26 Mentally ill, preys on children, famous for some reason.

God help us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

27 Do you give your guns names? I'm definitely not going to name it Brad.

Maybe Nastassja?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

28 That guy is not right in the head.

Posted by: ALH at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM (uLuPn)

29 Colored Guy

OY VEY!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

30 I feel a need for speed Pitch Meeting. No rush, just giddy with anticipation.

Posted by: motionview at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM (pYQR/)

31 "Guess: I'm white, old, they call me all kinds of names... you don't have to fill in the blank, everybody knows. We're the bad people."

===========

I'm sure a move to the center after the primary will fix that right up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM (iikV8)

32 Reading the article on Drudge (I know, I know) about American farmers doing poorly because of Chinese trade tariffs, I have to think "good!".

They made it so we had to import the 3rd world because they were too cheap to pay real wages. They still get all sorts of stupid Great Depression-era subsidies. And we have to sign all sorts of shitty trade deals because farmers might get hurt. And we have to burn corn in our gas tanks despite being up to our ears in cheap oil.

Maybe we just tell this voter group to fuck off and finally fix some things.

Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (brOCG)

33 From Ted Cruz to Kamala Harris?

Uh huh.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (ZLI7S)

34 I have the ultimate boner cure. Picture Lena Drunham naked.... no NO that is not the ultimate boner kill but it will cure boners of their boneness 98% of the time. No picture Jessica Yaniv naked doing 69 Lena.


You are welcome. I'm a giver.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (pw+jk)

35 Yaniv is as bloody as a G movie.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (lHIDz)

36 Everyone knows dude Jessica just puts that crap out there so mean ol conservatives will call him out so then dude Jessica can run to to Twitter safety politburo and say " mean ol conservative doesn't accept my gender identification so ban mean ol conservative!". Amd the Twitter safety politburo will.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (PD4UQ)

37 The gentleman was more polite than I.

I would have dropped several f-bombs and other expletives, and raied both hands in the one finger salute; all to assure I would not be on TV.

Posted by: rd at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (EK+Pw)

38 18 His name is Jonathan Janniv and he is very seriously mentally ill. The proof that he is mentally ill is that he thinks his imaginary uterus bleeds out through his imaginary vagina.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 12, 2019 03:31 PM (xmKbk)

==========

"That's perfectly sane."
-Person who refuses to believe in a 2,000 year old carpenter

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (iikV8)

39 That tranny dude can wax his tampons and sell them for 50 bucks each to hipster douchebags as "magic candles".

Posted by: Roy at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (DDeWs)

40 Haven't had an Afternoon Blow Job in years...

Posted by: Lurker John at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (XT6Vl)

41 I just love living in a society where mentally ill males feel free to pop off about their periods on Twitter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (Mouru)

42 "Guess: I'm white, old, they call me all kinds of names... you don't
have to fill in the blank, everybody knows. We're the bad people."

Wear it proudly.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (t6MX/)

43 33 From Ted Cruz to Kamala Harris?

Uh huh.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (ZLI7S)

___

Sure why not? Most people make a complete 180 in their politics in 3.5 years. Amirite?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)

44 Hey, I'M WHITE, I'M OLD, but I sure as hell ain't in IOWA. #Winning!

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (T9rmq)

45 The dude is at a public pool.

Hide yer kids.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (u6xw0)

46
My mom hates gross stuff. Anything gross will freak her out - "no, no, no STOP!!! Don't tell me!"

So I made sure to tell her about the article I read some months ago describing how degenerate maniacs like Johnathan Yaniv sometimes take used tampons from the trash and use them so they can pretend it's a real period.

Her head nearly exploded. It was awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)

47 https://tinyurl.com/vote-for-Arlo
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at August 12, 2019 03:32 PM


This.

Posted by: Guthrie at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (UnTQ1)

48 http://bit.ly/2Me6trB
*******
America First: New Trump Rule Could Deny Green Cards For Immigrants Who Use Public Benefits

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (BqBId)

49 I'd hit that!

With a 2 x 4.

Posted by: engineer at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (10bW0)

50 Work, Work,Work, Work

Posted by: Governor Lepetomane at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (vI+F1)

51 WHY?

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (2VrwR)

52 "Guess: I'm white, old, they call me all kinds of names... you don't
have to fill in the blank, everybody knows. We're the bad people."


Insulting people might backfire? Who could have guessed?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 03:36 PM (0QYMt)

53 My daughter just called me from Swaziland. I think she's bringing back a couple of orphans or eight.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 12, 2019 03:36 PM (lwiT4)

54 A man got his period?

Are you there, God, it is me, Mr. Yaniv.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 12, 2019 03:36 PM (dKUP4)

55 41 I just love living in a society where mentally ill males feel free to pop off about their periods on Twitter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (Mouru)



Makes you happy to be alive!!!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:36 PM (lHIDz)

56 My god. I do wish everyone would stop putting pictures of it up. It's enough to turn the stomach.

Posted by: Marica at August 12, 2019 03:36 PM (q7cAz)

57 His name is Jonathan Janniv and he is very seriously mentally ill. The proof that he is mentally ill is that he thinks his imaginary uterus bleeds out through his imaginary vagina


I foresee employers literally lining up to sign this guy and his fake vagina. The world is his oyster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 03:36 PM (Mouru)

58 The "reporter" isn't old enough to remember conversations from years past.

Posted by: wcgreen at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (NGK/X)

59 http://bit.ly/2MdPplF
*******
Epstein Was Taken Off of Suicide Watch at Request of His Attorneys

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (BqBId)

60 Maybe we just tell this voter group to fuck off and finally fix some things.
Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (brOCG)

The corn whores have had it too good for too long. Iowa needs to be disallowed from being first in the nation for political primaries for as long as they've had it. It should be a 50 state elimination raffle that resets after every state gets to go first.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (J+mig)

61 Here's a thing people scoffing at Biden's chances have not addressed: the Dems could use him as a stalking horse for someone they'd actually prefer but who could not be elected in his own right.

Biden's 77 now. If he were to be elected, the chances that he would scratch the cue ball in office are not negligible.

It's one reason if I had to bet, I'd bet on Biden/Booker as their ticket.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

62 I'm-a going to look at the hottie dancing in the sidebar instead.

That girl is a keeper.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (xJa6I)

63 57 His name is Jonathan Janniv and he is very seriously mentally ill. The proof that he is mentally ill is that he thinks his imaginary uterus bleeds out through his imaginary vagina


I foresee employers literally lining up to sign this guy and his fake vagina. The world is his oyster.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 12, 2019 03:36 PM (Mouru)

==========

"We haven't had a spate of frivolous lawsuits from a rogue employee in years. You remember those days? Let's relive them!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (iikV8)

64 I think Shuffle Girl deserves her own thread.

Should be good for a couple hours of comments.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

65 So wu wu warren is lying about ferguson and the cop I see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (p0A33)

66 Epstein Was Taken Off of Suicide Watch at Request of His Attorneys
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (BqBId)

Ah, that explains why they weren't up in arms yesterday freaking out about the negligence of the prison system.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (GBteo)

67 40 Haven't had an Afternoon Blow Job in years...
Posted by: Lurker John at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM


Heck, we haven't had a hit for even longer.

Posted by: Starlight Vocal Band at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (UnTQ1)

68 Just finished donating blood.





Meep meep!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 03:30 PM (ZCfi+)

You've had a bar fight already?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (0QYMt)

69 Vaughn Hillyard...would've never guessed he had a lisp. This little effeminate twat is who we should really be doxing. Not like Castro, whose intention was to cause physical and psychological harm, but to find out what connected family got this cunt his job. All of these turds float in the same toilet bowl. Maybe it would or wouldn't shine a light on their fake ass shtick of sticking up for the poor immigrants...you know, as long as we don't impact them by sending said immigrants to the same school as Samantha Bee's, or even Vaughn Hillyard's most likely black adopted kids. At the very least, we'd know who to send the question " how does it feel to know your son holds a cock in his mouth?"

Posted by: Resist_we_Much at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (BkYvb)

70
???

That MSNBC guy is doing his standup in front of a greenscreen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (13CQC)

71 It looks like a celebrity I can't quite recall the name of...

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (l9mVC)

72 46
My mom hates gross stuff. Anything gross will freak her out - "no, no, no STOP!!! Don't tell me!"

So I made sure to tell her about the article I read some months ago describing how degenerate maniacs like Johnathan Yaniv sometimes take used tampons from the trash and use them so they can pretend it's a real period.

Her head nearly exploded. It was awesome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)

And she didn't smack you upside the head?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

73 So I made sure to tell her about the article I read
some months ago describing how degenerate maniacs like Johnathan Yaniv
sometimes take used tampons from the trash and use them so they can
pretend it's a real period.



Her head nearly exploded. It was awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)

====================================
I read about a guy who made a real horse a Roman senator. I thought to myself "that's crazy!"

Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (Pqytn)

74
54 A man got his period?

Are you there, God, it is me, Mr. Yaniv.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 12, 2019 03:36 PM (dKUP4)


Something to do with his colon, we are told. Punctuation -- it is a royal bitch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (XUMZv)

75 So The Miller's, who caucused for Ted Cruz, are now supporting Kamala?
This country is in serious trouble.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (wiXsO)

76 willowed:

Spend a couple weeks traveling around China. It doesn't take long to figure out that the China they project to the world is a myth.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 03:30 PM (ZLI7S)

I have. And I agree.

Well, traveling is an exaggeration. I've been there for work and for a residency through my masters program.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM (GBteo)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (GBteo)

77 WAX MY BLOODY LADYBALLS!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)

78 America First: New Trump Rule Could Deny Green Cards For Immigrants Who Use Public Benefits
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (BqBId)


Now you'd think that such a rule would go without saying, and would already be in place.

But then you'd be wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

79 60 Maybe we just tell this voter group to fuck off and finally fix some things.
Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:34 PM (brOCG)

The corn whores have had it too good for too long. Iowa needs to be disallowed from being first in the nation for political primaries for as long as they've had it. It should be a 50 state elimination raffle that resets after every state gets to go first.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (J+mig)


Iowa, or any small population farming state, goes first as a balance against the giant electoral states like NY and Cali. It forces the parties to run someone who can win votes in rural states.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (xJa6I)

80 The Fat Canadian Tranny is really a troll. He may or may not be fucked in the head over boy or girl, but what he really is is someone who gets off on antagonizing other people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

81 http://bit.ly/2Me7vDZ
*******
WOW! Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne Fires Off Warning Shot to Deep State -- BILL BARR is About to Break Biggest Scandal in American History (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (BqBId)

82 Why do men want periods so badly?

yeah, what fools

women should start throwing the tampax "menstruation cups" at him

12 hours of protection, honey

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 03:39 PM (vEIlU)

83
Jeez, that top photo looks like someone cloned Peter Boyle's hemmorhoid in a petri dish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2019 03:39 PM (zBaqJ)

84 Really? Really@jack

Posted by: why is it okay to troll women about their periods on twitter at August 12, 2019 03:39 PM (JvzGU)

85 OK, my daily beg. Please vote for Arlo and get Lost Fantasy some money from Wahl clippers and Animal Rescue web site. I think Arlo is currently 1st or 2nd but its a tight race. Contest ends Aug 19th, you can vote every 24 hours.

https://tinyurl.com/vote-for-Arlo
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable

.......................

Done! Keep reminding us!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 12, 2019 03:39 PM (so+oy)

86 It's one reason if I had to bet, I'd bet on Biden/Booker as their ticket.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

___________

I think they'll definitely put a black on the ticket. They know their mistake.

Had Hillary put a black on the ticket instead of Kaine, she probably would have won states like PA and MI.

VA was already in the bag.

Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:40 PM (brOCG)

87 I read about a guy who made a real horse a Roman senator. I thought to myself "that's crazy!"
Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (Pqytn)

ahem

Posted by: State of Massachusetts at August 12, 2019 03:40 PM (DDeWs)

88 61 Here's a thing people scoffing at Biden's chances have not addressed: the Dems could use him as a stalking horse for someone they'd actually prefer but who could not be elected in his own right.

Biden's 77 now. If he were to be elected, the chances that he would scratch the cue ball in office are not negligible.

It's one reason if I had to bet, I'd bet on Biden/Booker as their ticket.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

=========

Of course, that's part of it.

But I can't imagine that working out. Biden's not going to be the nominee. I think the establishment pushed him out into the field out of abject fear of Bernie and little else. There was the assumption that Biden would just walk into the nomination without much trouble.

But Biden's an idiot and probably suffering from dementia, so he's shooting himself in the foot rather constantly. In 6 months when we finally get to Iowa and the first votes (6 damn more months of this without even a single vote!), he'll be an also ran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:40 PM (iikV8)

89 A man got his period?

Must be a case of hemorrhoids from hell.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 12, 2019 03:40 PM (pPNCa)

90

MSNBC went looking for Radar O'Reilly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2019 03:40 PM (aKsyK)

91 So I made sure to tell her about the article I read some months ago describing how degenerate maniacs like Johnathan Yaniv sometimes take used tampons from the trash and use them so they can pretend it's a real period.

Her head nearly exploded. It was awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)


I thinking I'd be worried if her head didn't explode ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry and Bad Logic Critic ... at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (LPnfS)

92 This seems like an odd mix of topics.

Posted by: Someguy at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (yOykd)

93 WOW! Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne Fires Off Warning Shot to Deep State -- BILL BARR is About to Break Biggest Scandal in American History (VIDEO)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (BqBId)

It's going to be tragic when Patrick Byrne and Bill Barr fulfill their suicide pact.

joking, joking.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (GBteo)

94 I think Shuffle Girl deserves her own thread.

Where is that? I missed it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

95 That old guy is totally irredeemably deplorable.

Posted by: ALH at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (uLuPn)

96

But I can't imagine that working out. Biden's not going to be the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

_________

Weren't you telling us confidently a few weeks ago Biden was definitely going to be the nominee?

Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (brOCG)

97 Oddly enough, in Chaldean numerology the numerical value of blow-off is 8. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: cornbred at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (i3oP7)

98 Jessica Yaniv . Dear God I'm trying to have my lunch here.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (BsCoj)

99 96

But I can't imagine that working out. Biden's not going to be the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

_________

Weren't you telling us confidently a few weeks ago Biden was definitely going to be the nominee?
Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (brOCG)

==========

That was months ago. I had a mea culpa and turned around on the idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (iikV8)

100 If you need a subject?

Speculate about Hong Kong. We sure are.

Or Dead Epstein

Posted by: rd at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (EK+Pw)

101
89 A man got his period?

Must be a case of hemorrhoids from hell.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 12, 2019 03:40 PM (pPNCa)

Is that where the tampon goes?

Posted by: ALH at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (uLuPn)

102 I read about a guy who made a real horse a Roman senator. I thought to myself "that's crazy!"
Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (Pqytn)

ahem


Double ahem.

Posted by: State of Connecticut at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (pPNCa)

103 So did this fag cut his junk off or is he just pretending?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)

104 94
I think Shuffle Girl deserves her own thread.



Where is that? I missed it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

Sidebar.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)

105 92 This seems like an odd mix of topics.
Posted by: Someguy at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (yOykd)

It usually is in these parts...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (GBteo)

106 >>Where is that? I missed it.

Sidebar. The 'This looks super fun" one.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

107 64 I think Shuffle Girl deserves her own thread.

Should be good for a couple hours of comments.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Endorsed.

The girl has moves.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (xJa6I)

108 When did women start announcing to the world that their period had started? I'm going with never.

So since women don't do this, this person is not a woman. Of course, normal people already knew that.

Posted by: all doubt removed at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (S2eH9)

109 103 So did this fag cut his junk off or is he just pretending?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)

=========

According to the woman he's suing because she wouldn't wax his balls, he's just pretending.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:42 PM (iikV8)

110 Sadly, GOP will someday soon lose Texas, at which point we can all look forward to mentally ill pedo psychotics like this turd will be closing down businesses in this Country too, and we all look forward to discussing tranny tampon fantasies while we write checks to the US government to fund the Federal prison system, the FBI and illegal immigrant (sorry, I mean "citizenship challenged") healthcare.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at August 12, 2019 03:43 PM (ixZXQ)

111 Ah man. you know paste will take the rust right off of a rusty trombone. And you can snack while.... what was I talking about?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 12, 2019 03:43 PM (pw+jk)

112 *clicks to open post*

Oh, Dear God!

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2019 03:43 PM (ycWCI)

113 Is that where the tampon goes?

Actually, that's where xhe inserts xher head.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 12, 2019 03:43 PM (pPNCa)

114 Ya know PDT has a stronger constitution ( and a tad more money ) than me..I would be tempted to say fuck you all I am going home. Ya'r on your own

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 03:43 PM (p0A33)

115

I am fortunate to have been born in the most exceptional country on the planet.

We are governed by a political system unique in the world, which has fostered an extraordinary population.

If you choose to become a lawful citizen here then it is incumbent upon you to fully assimilate.

If you cannot, then go back indeed.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (KATBx)

116 About those underage Epstein girl...
Presumable they weren't actually slaves but were invited, accepted and compensated for their time and services. Repeatedly.

Only heard of one girl who has been identified but just as interesting, who were the parents of these girls? They just let their minor daughters go off on trips with Epstein and company for a few days and come back with cash and prizes? WTF?


I imagine many of them were among those going "Whew" over the weekend.



Posted by: Ripley at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (MxEKc)

117 ace, that is a crime against decency. Humanity. Small Puppies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (ycWCI)

118 When did women start announcing to the world that their period had started? I'm going with never.




When you're in 11th grade and you're trying to get out of PE.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (lwiT4)

119 at least i know there's still one sane person left in iowa. i still would have flipped that little paper assed fuck from pmsnbc off. what a little turd. i sure as fuck don't miss cable.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

120 I saw Imaginary Uterus open for Imagine Dragons at the Arlington Music Hall in 2018.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (SHtRW)

121 So did this fag cut his junk off or is he just pretending?

Pretend. He isn't even having hormone treatments, his voice is super deep. He's pretty clearly a pedophile who's pretending to be trans to gain access to young women.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (ZGrMX)

122
That was months ago. I had a mea culpa and turned around on the idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

___________



I tend to think Biden drops out early, he doesn't want the nom unless it's an easy layup.

I still say he's the Dems best shot, so I hope they do go in a different direction.

Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (brOCG)

123 The only candidates with a chance I see are Warren, Bernie, Kamala (cuz California money) and Buttstuff (cuz everyone likes to talk about buttstuff. The other twenty candidates are basically running for name recognition or vanity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)

124 Here's a crazy theory: The Hag didn't WANT a black person on the ticket.

Dems won't nominate a white male unless they are 99% sure they are going to lose. Then they can blame it on putting up a white guy. I am operating under the very safe assumption that their nominee is already chosen.


Democrats can't take the chance of icky *people* deciding the results of their elections. They never will. What if someone like Trump came along and blew them up? No way they will ever take the chance.


And a white guy towing a black underling around is not going to be appreciated by "the base". Won't look great either.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (lHIDz)

125 But I can't imagine that working out. Biden's not going to be the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

_________

Weren't you telling us confidently a few weeks ago Biden was definitely going to be the nominee?
Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (brOCG)


I'm not confident; it's just a guess on my part, nothing to be chiseled into stone.

The basis for the guess: appeal to white blue collar workers, and the sorry crew who are the alternatives. If they take out Biden, the frontrunner becomes ... Sanders. Which I think the DNC would views less favorably than Ebola virus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

126 I saw The Corn Whores open for...well, everybody.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 12, 2019 03:45 PM (pw+jk)

128 We need a thread on who can make the best guess on how soon the Coroner that declares Epsteins death a suicide. How soon that Coroner himself commits suicide or dies mysteriously. Its the Arkincide in the beltway way ! The government we now have from stooges and useful fools getting their way. non-judgmentally-of course!

Posted by: ron n. at August 12, 2019 03:45 PM (om5HK)

129 Has the mentally ill pedophile reported an hysterical pregnancy yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 12, 2019 03:45 PM (Kcbig)

130 She's so fine

There's no telling where he money went

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

131 Are we supposed to do blow now? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 12, 2019 03:46 PM (xPl2J)

132 Yes, shuffle girl is very agile and lovely to watch. She didn't really dress for the job though, she has to keep adjusting her top.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

133 That guy is not right in the head.
The mom is a psycho too although this is mainly about making money from suing the individual immigrant women in the BC Human Rights Tribunal and not in a real court with real rules of evidence and the like where he'd get wiped out.

https://twitter.com/TheRealKeean/status/
1159887768014602240

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2019 03:46 PM (Dh1wo)

134 he could have said "I'm old, I'm white and they want me dead."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 03:46 PM (O5bec)

135 Has the mentally ill pedophile reported an hysterical pregnancy yet?

He's claimed in sworn testimony in front of the Canadian "human rights" tribunal to have both a working penis and a working vag with periods, which is medically impossible.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ZGrMX)

136 So how does a guy get this fucked up in the head? Its an eternal mystery.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (2LelM)

137 But I can't imagine that working out. Biden's not going to be the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

_________

Weren't you telling us confidently a few weeks ago Biden was definitely going to be the nominee?
Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:41 PM (brOCG)



Biden/Schroedinger 2020

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

138 The fag is just doing performance art trolling. Don't buy into the schtick.

Posted by: doomed at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (9WH+7)

139 Is the sidebar pitch meeting post still accepting suggestions?

Posted by: Ever at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (/bNwY)

140 Oh and why does ace hate us with that photo up top? i thought we were getting along.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (O5bec)

141 122
That was months ago. I had a mea culpa and turned around on the idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

___________



I tend to think Biden drops out early, he doesn't want the nom unless it's an easy layup.

I still say he's the Dems best shot, so I hope they do go in a different direction.
Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (brOCG)

==========

He's gaffing his way to failure. He's stomping on every "moderate" position he ever had. He's giving moderates every reason to distrust him and not vote for him while attracting no far left votes because they can believe it when it comes from Warren's mouth but not Biden's.

We're still 6 months away from the first caucus. That's plenty of time for moderates to get engaged and get turned off by Biden. He'll win a lot of really soft pluralities (assuming he stays in) which will lead to nothing like a majority of delegates. He'll lose every caucus state. If he stays in, he may end up as the first in delegate counts, but it won't be enough for an outright win. Brokered convention could go his way, but I kind of doubt it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (iikV8)

142 > Insulting people might backfire? Who could have guessed?

You know what the Democratic Party needs? More tenured academics lecturing unemployed coal miners about their supposed "white male privilege".

> According to the woman he's suing because she wouldn't wax his balls, he's just pretending.

Yaniv also claims to be a "lesbian", I believe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (tY4MP)

143 81 http://bit.ly/2Me7vDZ
*******
WOW! Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne Fires Off Warning Shot to Deep State -- BILL BARR is About to Break Biggest Scandal in American History (VIDEO)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (BqBId)

That could hardly be more vague.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (2VrwR)

144 I think it's great how the Canadians had no problem whatsoever with this degenerate maniac organizing a topless, kids-only swim day for little girls (and himself), but saw fit to raid his house because he said he had a taser.

The leafs are through the looking-glass.

Speed the Day of the Rake.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (AzW6q)

145 140 Oh and why does ace hate us with that photo up top? i thought we were getting along.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (O5bec)

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (ycWCI)

146 And yes, farmers have far too long had too much power in developing policy. I think ag should have a strong voice in policy since the people who make it tend to live in cities and know less about farming than they do how to turn down a bribe, but for over a century its been nuts.

Republicans gained a lot of long-lasting power in the early 20th century by pandering to farmers and throwing them money, it was one of the earliest and worst examples of buying votes through federal dollars.

At this point, we're dumping billions of dollars down the drain paying farmers to not grow things, to literally pour milk out rather than send it to market. And we're paying corn farmers to burn their corn in engine-damaging wasteful crap fuel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

147 126
I saw The Corn Whores open for...well, everybody.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 03:45 PM (RD7QR)
Nebraska?

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (BsCoj)

148 I would hit it.

Posted by: Macho Maam Tranny Savage at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (BRpqW)

149 So did this fag cut his junk off or is he just pretending?
He's a straight pedo pretending to be tranny to get to young girls.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM (Dh1wo)

150 >12
If Yaniv has menstrual cramps, I'm having labor contractions...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at August 12, 2019 03:30 PM (YkEgi)



Remember to focus on your breathing.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM (sjdRT)

151 He's claimed in sworn testimony in front of the Canadian "human rights" tribunal to have both a working penis and a working vag with periods, which is medically impossible.

***

Does he want to be called Loretta?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM (GEpFD)

152 And a white guy towing a black underling around is not going to be appreciated by "the base". Won't look great either.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM (lHIDz)



C'mon, man!

It'll be fine. Kamala can get me coffee and, uh, some of those little powered donut things.

Stuff like that.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM (SHtRW)

153 "Only heard of one girl who has been identified but just as interesting,
who were the parents of these girls? They just let their minor daughters
go off on trips with Epstein and company for a few days and come back
with cash and prizes? WTF"


It's like letting your kid star in a Disney show, with fewer long term mental issues.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM (0QYMt)

154 When you're in 11th grade and you're trying to get out of PE.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 12, 2019 03:44 PM


Rub some dirt on it.

Walk it off.

Posted by: 11th Grade PE Teacher at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM (UnTQ1)

155 Posted by: Macho Maam Tranny Savage at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (BRpqW)

OOOOOOOH YEAH!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM (GEpFD)

156 The Prophesy is true....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knGhzlGsGtk

Posted by: eleven at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM (tH5fk)

157 I think it's great how the Canadians had no problem whatsoever with this degenerate maniac organizing a topless, kids-only swim day for little girls (and himself), but saw fit to raid his house because he said he had a taser.

I would really love to believe that was an excuse to search his house for the inevitable child porn and other nasty stuff like mysterious piles of children's clothing and blood stains in the basement, but knowing Canada... it probably was literally about the taser and they shrugged at the other stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (KZzsI)

158 148 I would hit it.

Posted by: Macho Maam Tranny Savage at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (BRpqW)


You must really be desperate.

Posted by: ALH at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (uLuPn)

159 The only candidates with a chance I see are Warren, Bernie, Kamala (cuz California money) and Buttstuff (cuz everyone likes to talk about buttstuff.

Buttplug is a non-starter, I suspect.

Calamari polls fourth in California. FOURTH. When she loses badly in the CA primary - as she is on course to do - her political career is toast. Getting buried like that in your home state means you're done.

I don't see Warren fever taking hold. She reminds me - and I bet others - for all the world of Marcy Darcy from Married with Children. Plus, she comes across as a wonk ("I've got a plan for that"), which hardly engenders rabid enthusiasm.

Sanders is a loon who would get buried in the general election, I think pretty much guaranteed. More to the point, I think the DNC thinks that, too, which is why they rigged the nomination for Hillarhoid last time.

So whom does that leave?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

160 The leaves that are green turn to brown,
And they wither in the wind,
And they crumble in your hand.

Posted by: The Prophet at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (qEujL)

161 LOL get fucked?
Posted by: steevy



Confirmed.

Posted by: eleven at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (tH5fk)

162 I don't have that much of a problem with Yaniv. He is clearly insane.

What I have a problem with is the people, especially the Canadian "Human Rights" bureaucracy, who enables his insanity.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (DBdAT)

163 ace dumps that perverted phucktard on us and leaves. figures. he hates us, and wants us dead. that, or another spectacular shelf failure set him off.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (KP5rU)

164 "Shake it off like Don Baylor"

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (lHIDz)

165 So whom does that leave?

***

Ahem.

Posted by: The Hildebeast at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (GEpFD)

166 145
140 Oh and why does ace hate us with that photo up top? i thought we were getting along.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (O5bec)



The beatings will continue until morale improves.


For Christs sake it was the first bite of my Rubin sammie when I opened his afternoon blow - off post.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (BsCoj)

167 News by Meme.

The medium is the massage I guess.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (axyOa)

168 159 The only candidates with a chance I see are Warren, Bernie, Kamala (cuz California money) and Buttstuff (cuz everyone likes to talk about buttstuff.

Buttplug is a non-starter, I suspect.

Calamari polls fourth in California. FOURTH. When she loses badly in the CA primary - as she is on course to do - her political career is toast. Getting buried like that in your home state means you're done.

I don't see Warren fever taking hold. She reminds me - and I bet others - for all the world of Marcy Darcy from Married with Children. Plus, she comes across as a wonk ("I've got a plan for that"), which hardly engenders rabid enthusiasm.

Sanders is a loon who would get buried in the general election, I think pretty much guaranteed. More to the point, I think the DNC thinks that, too, which is why they rigged the nomination for Hillarhoid last time.

So whom does that leave?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

===========

Yeah, Buttigieg has always been a media creation and no more.

Kamala losing like that will be amazing.

Warren has pulled herself from 3rd tier to 2nd tier through hard campaigning. She's insane and unlikeable, but she's organized enough to stay in and maybe win a few states, especially caucuses.

Why vote for Sanders when you get Warren?

I think it'll be Warren.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (iikV8)

169 So whom does that leave?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)


Trump Trump Trump

Posted by: ALH at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (uLuPn)

170 At this point, we're dumping billions of dollars down the drain paying farmers to not grow things, to literally pour milk out rather than send it to market. And we're paying corn farmers to burn their corn in engine-damaging wasteful crap fuel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

And if our subsidies weren't so stupid, we could probably bury China in cheap food the way they've buried us in cheap goods.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (J+mig)

171 Still wondering where those "farmers" are who are "taking a hit" because "tariffs"...

I know plenty who will make less this year due to weather, but hey, can't blame that on Trump.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (6qErC)

172 >62
I'm-a going to look at the hottie dancing in the sidebar instead.



That girl is a keeper.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (xJa6I)


I'd like to have an earnest discussion with her regarding the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (sjdRT)

173 Ten dollars says that dude actually shoves a balloon of blood up his butt every day for a week every month so he can pretend to have a "period".

Posted by: I Have Questions at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (BvNzB)

174 Next person to say "we need to start a national conversation" gets the box.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (C1Lsn)

175 ace dumps that perverted phucktard on us and leaves. figures. he hates us, and wants us dead. that, or another spectacular shelf failure set him off.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (KP5rU)

----------

The Cuck Hunt doesn't rest, and neither may the Cuckhunter. The man has priorities. He didn't choose this. Fate chose him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

176 For Christs sake it was the first bite of my Rubin sammie when I opened his afternoon blow - off post.


Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (BsCoj)

I had just taken a bite of a hard boiled egg.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (O5bec)

177 165 So whom does that leave?

***

Ahem.
Posted by: The Hildebeast at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (GEpFD)

==========

If it goes to a brokered convention, and if the second ballot doesn't decide it, then yes, that's my bet.

However, history is against brokered conventions, so my safe bet is Warren.

I know...too many predictions, but they're all based on different assumptions (brokered convention vs not, for example).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (iikV8)

178 It's like letting your kid star in a Disney show, with fewer long term mental issues.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 03:49 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (ejd/p)

179 It'll be Biden with the Fake Indian as his VP. Woman of color.

Posted by: Titus at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (4Eo4+)

180 Ten dollars says that dude actually shoves a balloon of blood up his butt every day for a week every month so he can pretend to have a "period".

***

The other three weeks he just does it for fun.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (GEpFD)

181 Dead men tell no tales. Arkinside trumpiside take your pick.

Posted by: raimondo at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (eyiKJ)

182 If anybody asks, I'm still dead.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (6/uwW)

183 But I can't imagine that working out. Biden's not going to be the nominee. I think the establishment pushed him out into the field out of abject fear of Bernie and little else. There was the assumption that Biden would just walk into the nomination without much trouble.

But Biden's an idiot and probably suffering from dementia, so he's shooting himself in the foot rather constantly. In 6 months when we finally get to Iowa and the first votes (6 damn more months of this without even a single vote!), he'll be an also ran.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
..............

No, that's wrong.

First off.. no one besides a very small percentage of voters is even paying attention to any of this, much less his gaffes.

Second.. most of the candidates scare the bejeesus out of moderate Dem voters.

Third, as I have mentioned before, he benefits greatly from the new Dem primary/caucus rules in place this cycle.

Anyone earning less than 15% vote in a state's primary gets zip. nothing. And their percentages get split proportionally to those that did get over 15%.

Given Joe will likely get 20-25% plus in each state, he will then get 15-25% more from the lesser rivals.

He will walk into the convention with close to 50% and will get the nom on the second ballot if not the first, since superdelegates can't vote first ballot this time.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (so+oy)

184 So whom does that leave?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM


Tanned. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (UnTQ1)

185 Well, dead-ish.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (6/uwW)

186 I would hit it.

Mag.Dump

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (88+cf)

187 So how does a guy get this fucked up in the head?

Posted by: Puddin Head


LSD?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (xkaSw)

188 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

Eh... don't discount Kamalamania. We haven't even started yet. Most people are only vaguely aware this crap has actually started. I admit it doesn't look good for her but polling means dick right now.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (lHIDz)

189 173
Ten dollars says that dude actually shoves a balloon of blood up his
butt every day for a week every month so he can pretend to have a
"period".

cranberry juice

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (BsCoj)

190 All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cocks by choice. Just a reminder.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (GEpFD)

191 Maybe mostly dead.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (6/uwW)

192 We need a thread on who can make the best guess on how soon the Coroner that declares Epsteins death a suicide. How soon that Coroner himself commits suicide or dies mysteriously. Its the Arkincide in the beltway way ! The government we now have from stooges and useful fools getting their way. non-judgmentally-of course!

Posted by: ron n. at August 12, 2019 03:45 PM (om5HK)

Can you imagine being the Coroner and they wheel the body in and you realize it's NOT Epstein as the Clinton goons are watching you?

Make a run for the Swiss or Russian embassy?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (5o8nq)

193 Yes, tasers are prohibited weapons in Canada except for on-duty cops; so is Mace meant to be used against people (but not e.g. bear spray).

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (Dh1wo)

194 Calamari polls fourth in California. FOURTH. When she loses badly in the CA primary - as she is on course to do - her political career is toast. Getting buried like that in your home state means you're done.

I don't see Warren fever taking hold. She reminds me - and I bet others - for all the world of Marcy Darcy from Married with Children. Plus, she comes across as a wonk ("I've got a plan for that"), which hardly engenders rabid enthusiasm.

Sanders is a loon who would get buried in the general election, I think pretty much guaranteed. More to the point, I think the DNC thinks that, too, which is why they rigged the nomination for Hillarhoid last time.

So whom does that lea
---------------------
My theory is Dem Establishment wants to burn all their crazies in one big funeral pyre. Given what you pointed out above, does it not support my theory of the Slaughter of the Nutty Lambs? Goldman Sachs doesn't do business with crazy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)

195 He's gaffing his way to failure. He's stomping on every "moderate" position he ever had. He's giving moderates every reason to distrust him and not vote for him while attracting no far left votes because they can believe it when it comes from Warren's mouth but not Biden's.

Yeah, but ... we follow this crap. Ninety-nine percent of moderates probably won't pay a scintilla of attention until the Dem convention, if then. So what he says now probably won't make any difference to them then.

Re Warren, recall that Sanders already dumped on her as the "corporate candidate," so it's not clear that the hard left will be enthusiastic about her, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

196 BTW, right now Epstein is getting a new face and finger prints. I'm not sure who's body they took out of that cell but..
It. was. not. Epstein.
*cue mystery music*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 03:55 PM (O5bec)

197 183 Anyone earning less than 15% vote in a state's primary gets zip. nothing. And their percentages get split proportionally to those that did get over 15%.

Given Joe will likely get 20-25% plus in each state, he will then get 15-25% more from the lesser rivals.

He will walk into the convention with close to 50% and will get the nom on the second ballot if not the first, since superdelegates can't vote first ballot this time.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (so+oy)

===========

That assumes he really does poll that well for that long.

You're right, no one's paying attention right now. So polls are largely about name recognition. That's why his gaffes aren't hurting him that much right now.

But his gaffes aren't going to stop and they will probably just get worse as the primary drags on for six more months. Once voters really start paying attention, they're going to see a brain damaged old stupid mediocrity grabbing young women's arms and threatening them. That's going into so many attack ads (along with a host of other crap).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 03:55 PM (iikV8)

198 Someone called police to say that a BMW had been parked for two days on a residential street in the Bay Terraces (San Diego) neighborhood.

Police homicide Lt. Martha Sainz says when officers opened the trunk Sunday evening they found the bodies of two females and one male. All three are believed to be in their late teens or early 20s.

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2019 03:55 PM (QkjLD)

199 Democrats registering to vote in michigan, pennsylvania and wisconsin to make sure democrats don't lose by 73,000 votes again.

Posted by: raimondo at August 12, 2019 03:55 PM (eyiKJ)

200 Do you give your guns names? I'm definitely not going to name it Brad.

Maybe Nastassja?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 12, 2019 03:33 PM

I have a Vepr in 7.62x54r, 20" barrel. Wood furniture, Russian scope. She is a beauty, that Svietlana.

Posted by: Vanya at August 12, 2019 03:55 PM (lXwS2)

201 Definitely pining for the fjords

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (6/uwW)

202 Sorry folks, no "Blow Off Thread Compliance Pics"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (qAR6u)

203 So whom does that leave?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
__________

No idea, I tend to be a pessimistic "eeyore" but even I have to say I just don't see any of the others beating Trump.

Biden is the only one I really think has a true shot, gaffes and all. It's not like Trump isn't also a gaffe machine. He's like an old shoe that voters will feel comfortable with.

Beto is probably still in it, supposedly he has the backing of a lot of Obama people and maybe Obama himself.

I though Elizabeth Warren was dead for good after the genetics test, and now she's back in the hunt.

If you put a gun to my head right now, I'd probably say Biden/Kamala.

Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (zuvmW)

204 Warren has pulled herself from 3rd tier to 2nd tier through hard campaigning. She's insane and unlikeable, but she's organized enough to stay in and maybe win a few states, especially caucuses.

Why vote for Sanders when you get Warren?

I think it'll be Warren.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 12, 2019 03:51 PM (iikV
----------

It'll be Biden and he'll give the VP nod to Warren over Harris.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (G0vdT)

205 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

So, second look at emigrating to Italy?
Oh and lolgf rainmando

Posted by: DocJ at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (77WPm)

206 Next person to say "we need to start a national conversation" gets the box.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (C1Lsn)

No the answer is yes, but first you blow me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (p0A33)

207 160 The leaves that are green turn to brown,
And they wither in the wind,
And they crumble in your hand.
Posted by: The Prophet at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (qEujL)

So this is about That Time of the Month, isn't it?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (RD7QR)

208 195 He's gaffing his way to failure. He's stomping on every "moderate" position he ever had. He's giving moderates every reason to distrust him and not vote for him while attracting no far left votes because they can believe it when it comes from Warren's mouth but not Biden's.

Yeah, but ... we follow this crap. Ninety-nine percent of moderates probably won't pay a scintilla of attention until the Dem convention, if then. So what he says now probably won't make any difference to them then.

Re Warren, recall that Sanders already dumped on her as the "corporate candidate," so it's not clear that the hard left will be enthusiastic about her, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

==========

No one's paying attention now, but Biden's gaffes are going to continue, his terrible flip flops are going to continue, and it's all going to get worse over the next six months when people do start paying attention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison World famous in Poland at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (iikV8)

209 The leaves that are green turn to brown,
And they wither in the wind,
And they crumble in your hand.
Posted by: The Prophet at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM


All the leaves are brown,
and the sky is grey

Posted by: Mama Cass at August 12, 2019 03:57 PM (UnTQ1)

210 187
So how does a guy get this fucked up in the head?



Posted by: Puddin Head





LSD?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (xkaSw)

Leftism, indoctrination, and gaslighting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 03:57 PM (t6MX/)

211 Eh... don't discount Kamalamania. We haven't even started yet. Most people are only vaguely aware this crap has actually started. I admit it doesn't look good for her but polling means dick right now.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (lHIDz)


I agree about polling, generally speaking, but Harris is pretty well-known here. She has name recognition, but that seems to work against her, if anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

212 So The Miller's, who caucused for Ted Cruz, are now supporting Kamala?
This country is in serious trouble.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2019 03:38 PM (wiXsO)


Yes, they are and I'm the Queen of England.

Really!

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 03:57 PM (aS1PU)

213
The Cuck Hunt doesn't rest, and neither may the Cuckhunter. The man has priorities. He didn't choose this. Fate chose him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

====
You don't choose cuck hunting.
Cuck hunting chooses you.
Old Mongolian proverb

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 12, 2019 03:57 PM (pw+jk)

214 words and numbers words and numbers i can't read well i barely know english or anything about the country i'm supposed to troll i don't know why they hired me but i need the rupees

Posted by: raymondo at August 12, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)

215 If this is all a ruse and Epstein is really alive, we wouldn't have heard nothing for a few days and everyone--including Barr--wouldn't have gone on record to comment.

I still believe he offed himself--but was allowed to.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 03:58 PM (NFEMn)

216 Don't they have birth control pills that now that make women only have like 1 period a year?

Why isn't that dude taking these? What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 03:58 PM (xfb67)

217 198 Someone called police to say that a BMW had been parked for two days on a residential street in the Bay Terraces (San Diego) neighborhood.

Police homicide Lt. Martha Sainz says when officers opened the trunk Sunday evening they found the bodies of two females and one male. All three are believed to be in their late teens or early 20s.


Pretty sure is just a triple suicide.

Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2019 03:58 PM (88xKn)

218 wife's brother named his weapon. called it, frankie. it was an alley sweeper. never fuck with frankie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (KP5rU)

219 159 I don't see Warren fever taking hold. She reminds me - and I bet others - for all the world of Marcy Darcy from Married with Children.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

Yes!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (2VrwR)

220 The Cuckhunter, he has the easiest job. He simply follows The Paolo.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (ZGrMX)

221 Afternoon gang.

Has anybody seen numbers for attendees at any of the Dem rallies?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (T1Aes)

222 da derp dee derp da teedly derpy derpy dum

Posted by: mairondo at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (GEpFD)

223 Biden will drop out for "health reasons"

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (l9mVC)

224 Caucused for Cruz and now looking for a demorat to back? How you say bullshit

Posted by: G marks the spot at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (Frz1k)

225
Hey!

Hey, guys! Now I'm really gonna get a lot of that young stuff-

cause I'm well hung!!!


Geddit? Well hung!

Cause I was...well....

Oh, fuck you guys.

Stick another pineapple up my ass, Satan. These guys suck.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (SHtRW)

226 All the leaves are brown,
and the sky is grey
Posted by: Mama Cass at August 12, 2019 03:57 PM (UnTQ1)

I'll take the ham sandwich
And don't delay...

Posted by: Mama Cass at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (NFEMn)

227 "That's perfectly sane." [ i.e. believing a biological male can will himself to have a menstrual cycle ("just like a real girl!") because he says so.
-Person who refuses to believe in a 2,000 year old carpenter

==========

You know, you raised a point I haven't really thought of before about the gift of faith. In point of fact, it's easy to believe in a 2000 year old carpenter, or at least his teachings, if you're so inclined. Just like it's easy to believe in the teachings of the 2600 year old Siddhartha Gautama if you choose.

What's hard to believe is that the aforementioned 2000 year old carpenter was God himself incarnate, born of a virgin, performed numerous miracles including raising the dead, Himself came back from the dead in a transformed body that could appear and disappear at will, before ascending to heaven to rejoin Himself, His Father and His Holy Spirit, who ate the other two persons of the same singular God.

Believing all that takes a certain amount of work, after which I don't have either the strength or the energy to believe something as nonsensical as Jonathan Janniv is a real live Pinocchio.

Except with tits.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 12, 2019 04:00 PM (xmKbk)

228 159 I don't see Warren fever taking hold. She reminds me - and I bet
others - for all the world of Marcy Darcy from Married with Children.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)


Yes, only older, shriller, and less likeable.

Posted by: DocJ at August 12, 2019 04:00 PM (77WPm)

229 "Beto is probably still in it, supposedly he has the backing of a lot of Obama people and maybe Obama himself."


Beto's already done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:00 PM (0QYMt)

230 Biden will drop out for "health reasons"

***

yeah, from the neck up.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 12, 2019 04:00 PM (GEpFD)

231 223
Biden will drop out for "health reasons"

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (l9mVC)

Biden will run. Biden must run. He is so deep in FISAgate and Chinese pockets, he can't not run.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (t6MX/)

232 "Beto is probably still in it, supposedly he has the backing of a lot of Obama people and maybe Obama himself."


Beto's already done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:00 PM (0QYMt)

Why would they still be backing this halfwit?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (NFEMn)

233 Yes, they are and I'm the Queen of England.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 03:57 PM


Do you still have that iPod?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (UnTQ1)

234 BTW, right now Epstein is getting a new face and finger prints. I'm not sure who's body they took out of that cell but..
It. was. not. Epstein.
*cue mystery music*


Posted by: Cannibal Bob


It was Trivago guy.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (88+cf)

235
Why would they still be backing this halfwit?
___________________

Because they're quarterwits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (xfb67)

236 >>"Beto is probably still in it, supposedly he has the backing of a lot of Obama people and maybe Obama himself."

Maybe he got the same software team that did Healthcare.Gov to build his campaign website.

Posted by: Roy at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (DDeWs)

237 Why would they still be backing this halfwit?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (NFEMn)


Precisely because he *is* a halfwit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (aS1PU)

238 Who was it said "David Carradine is hung like Michael Hutchence"?

Posted by: eleven at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (tH5fk)

239 Why would they still be backing this halfwit?

***

Hint: it rhymes with "mandering"

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (GEpFD)

240 If you put a gun to my head right now, I'd probably say Biden/Kamala.
Posted by: Blago
.........

Biden/Gabbard

female is enough.. they don't need a black female.. and Kamala turns off a lot of people.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (so+oy)

241 179 It'll be Biden with the Fake Indian as his VP. Woman of color.
Posted by: Titus at August 12, 2019 03:53 PM (4Eo4+)

The prototypical dysfunctional ex-spouses.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (2VrwR)

242 All the loaves are brownAnd the poupon grey

Posted by: Mama Cass at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (WhTSP)

243 Why would they still be backing this halfwit?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (NFEMn)

To paraphrase Zach Mayo - they got nowhere else to go.

Posted by: DocJ at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (77WPm)

244 Late to the party, but you know what the Epstein incompetence will bring, right?

More money, staff, and raises for the bumbling f*ck ups.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (5MIHy)

245 Eight of the 24 people wounded in that Saturday's racially motivated mass shooting, which took another 22 lives, were being treated at University Medical Center.

"racially motivated" ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (QkjLD)

246 229 "Beto is probably still in it, supposedly he has the backing of a lot of Obama people and maybe Obama himself."


Beto's already done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:00 PM (0QYMt)

Beto and Tulsi will be out before the end of September, leaving Tulsi more time to have sweaty workouts on video. Please.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

247 Beto is Obama without the melanin. Says the same stupid shit, but can't mask it with skin color.

Posted by: Resist_we_Much at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (BkYvb)

248 No one's paying attention now, but Biden's gaffes
are going to continue, his terrible flip flops are going to continue,
and it's all going to get worse over the next six months when people do
start paying attention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 12, 2019 03:56 PM (iikV

Biden cannot help himself, and remember - he was always one of the joke candidates that Democrats had, made everyone on the stage look better in comparison. And now he's their candidate or moderation and reason that the other Democrats are making look better in comparison.

I suspect the DNC has order a lot of eyeball heroin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (0QYMt)

249 My apolitical mother mentioned out of the blue, without prodding, "Can you believe NBC just keeps running that clip of Trump with Epstein on a constant loop?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (NFEMn)

250 Warren has pulled herself from 3rd tier to 2nd tier through hard campaigning. She's insane and unlikeable, but she's organized enough to stay in and maybe win a few states, especially caucuses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Yeah, maybe. She IS unlikable, and has the Marcy Darcy chicken-thing going on. I see her as Hillary 2.0 as a campaigner.

It'll be Biden and he'll give the VP nod to Warren over Harris.
Posted by: WisRich


Two elderly whites? Maybe, but that's why I think Booker. Harris emits bitchiness in waves, and her biggest asset - the black thing - went the way of the passenger pigeon thanks to Gabbard. (Apparently her poll numbers among blacks dropped to 1%.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

251 Twitchy noted today that Kamala at the Iowa St Fair sent out greetings for 'Eid Mubarak' shortly after posting that she had just had a 'pork chop on a stick'.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (ZqRa6)

252 biden will throw a seven on his campaign bus. that, or he will be killed by a prick from the spinning wheel. he's fucked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (KP5rU)

253 "Beto is probably still in it, supposedly he has the backing of a lot of Obama people and maybe Obama himself."

Maybe he got the same software team that did Healthcare.Gov to build his campaign website.
Posted by: Roy at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (DDeWs)


It only cost...
*holds pinky to side of mouth*
one billion dollars.

Posted by: The Software team that built Healthcare.gov at August 12, 2019 04:03 PM (aS1PU)

254 Beto is Obama without the melanin. Says the same stupid shit, but can't mask it with skin color.

***

He's worse than Obama. At least Obama never pretended to be Hispanic.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (GEpFD)

255 BTW, right now Epstein is getting a new face and finger prints. I'm not sure who's body they took out of that cell but..
It. was. not. Epstein.
*cue mystery music*


Posted by: Cannibal Bob

It was Trivago guy.


Posted by: Roland THTG at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM

****

Ahhhh...since when did Captain Obvious become a black dude?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (axyOa)

256 Beto's already done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:00 PM (0QYMt)


Agreed. His campaign is on death watch already.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

257 and please, no more pics of that fat tranny. Really gives me the creeps.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (ZqRa6)

258 Only way Xhe is gonna bleed in the undies if he takes the Spiderco and whacks the tally-wacker....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (67aEn)

259 Caucused for Cruz and now looking for a demorat to back? How you say bullshit
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM (Frz1k)

Can you say ChemJeff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (p0A33)

260 Barr says he'll get to the "bottom" of the Epstein matter.
Poor phrasing IMVHO.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (VpIIl)

261 Come on, you know everyone needs a break after three hours and ten minutes of very light "work."

You really should unionize. Then you'll get a break every ten minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (uG8s8)

262 Why would they still be backing this halfwit?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (NFEMn)

Precisely because he *is* a halfwit.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 04:02 PM (aS1PU)



Veep is still in play for him.

Biden will need a fake minority as his Veep.

That means Warren or Beto.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:05 PM (SHtRW)

263 Why do men want periods so badly?
______________

Because they've never had them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2019 04:05 PM (k4dH2)

264 I hope nobody is vacationing in Hong Kong any time soon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:06 PM (p0A33)

265 Jessica...the poster child for why you shouldn't swim in public pools.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:06 PM (axyOa)

266 Why do men want periods so badly?

Define Man?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:06 PM (p0A33)

267 260 Barr says he'll get to the "bottom" of the Epstein matter.
Poor phrasing IMVHO.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (VpIIl)


Could be worse. Could've been Buttplug or Booker saying that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

268 I told you. Let all these gay muslim's and MS-13 satanists in and there goes the POOL.
Your GENE POOL has now been irrevocably corrupted.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at August 12, 2019 04:07 PM (qiGQN)

269 Hong Kong...where visits last a lifetime!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:07 PM (axyOa)

270
Veep is still in play for him.



Biden will need a fake minority as his Veep.



That means Warren or Beto.



Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:05 PM (SHtRW)

Compare to Beto, Biden is the reincarnation of Disraeli.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:07 PM (0QYMt)

271 Why do men want periods so badly?

Yeah. Why periods? Why not explosive diarrhea?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

272 He's worse than Obama. At least Obama never pretended to be Hispanic.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (GEpFD)
Oh yes he did. When he wears the Sombrero!!! Andale!!!!!

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (lHIDz)

273 It will be Biden. He won't pick any other candidates for VP. Never happen. He will go for a stealth pick. He needs another stand-in stooge. Someone from a Midwestern state he needs to win.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

274 265; stay out of waterparks. the petri dish of the great unwashed. i wouldn't sit near one, much less immerse myself in that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (KP5rU)

275 Has anybody seen numbers for attendees at any of the Dem rallies?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM


Twitchy had a post saying DeBlasio had 15 at one of his.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (UnTQ1)

276 273 It will be Biden. He won't pick any other candidates for VP. Never happen. He will go for a stealth pick. He needs another stand-in stooge. Someone from a Midwestern state he needs to win.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

=========

Look at lists of minority/female governors especially from purple states.

There's your VP candidate, for anyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (iikV8)

277 274 265; stay out of waterparks. the petri dish of the great unwashed. i wouldn't sit near one, much less immerse myself in that shit.
--------------------
Fist Bump.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 12, 2019 04:09 PM (2LelM)

278
Could be worse. Could've been Buttplug or Booker saying that.
I see Judicial watch is asking for a bunch of Buttijig's city Administration records

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at August 12, 2019 04:09 PM (qiGQN)

279 Biden will need a fake minority as his Veep.

That means Warren or Beto.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:05 PM (SHtRW)


Nah. Nobody - and I mean, nobody - takes either one's claim to minority status seriously. Any more than anyone really believes that there are 57 genders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

280
Is Ghislaine Maxwell still alive?

She's going to be dead of some unfortunate accident by the weekend, I predict.

I was reading last night that Epstein kept a meticulous diary. I wonder where it is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:09 PM (NMAzL)

281 My imaginary flow has been cray cray this week!

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2019 04:09 PM (4e+hS)

282 Compare to Beto, Biden is the reincarnation of Disraeli.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:07 PM (0QYMt)
=========

Problem with Beto is, he believes his BS, lives in that BS, and holds it closer than his trust fund statements.

Same as the girl who keeps chanting 'There's no place like home', as the damn volcano gets closer as the natives push you in...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 12, 2019 04:10 PM (67aEn)

283 Never seen that Brie Larson chick. Just watched the video in the sidebar. What a bitch.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 12, 2019 04:10 PM (H8QX8)

284 275 Has anybody seen numbers for attendees at any of the Dem rallies?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2019 03:59 PM

Twitchy had a post saying DeBlasio had 15 at one of his.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (UnTQ1)

They though DeBlasio was a new kind of corndog.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

285 Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

-------

Biden/Abrams 2020!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:10 PM (AzW6q)

286 Look at lists of minority/female governors especially from purple states.



There's your VP candidate, for anyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (iikV

Tank's gunning for the job!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:10 PM (0QYMt)

287 274 265; stay out of waterparks. the petri dish of the great unwashed. i wouldn't sit near one, much less immerse myself in that shit.

This.

You'd be better off doing a swan dive into a holding tank at a sewage treatment plant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

288 Biden/Abrams 2020!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:10 PM (AzW6q)

Think tank 2020.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (t6MX/)

289 Someone called police to say that a BMW had been parked for two days on a residential street in the Bay Terraces (San Diego) neighborhood.

Police homicide Lt. Martha Sainz says when officers opened the trunk Sunday evening they found the bodies of two females and one male. All three are believed to be in their late teens or early 20s.


Pretty sure is just a triple suicide.
Posted by: dantesed


Bet they had evidence on Hillary.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (xkaSw)

290 To heck with periods. We want Oxford Commas!!!

Posted by: The Real Men of the AoSHQ at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (UnTQ1)

291 283 Never seen that Brie Larson chick. Just watched the video in the sidebar. What a bitch.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 12, 2019 04:10 PM (H8QX


The white answer to Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

292 Hong Kong...where visits last a lifetime!
Posted by: Diogenes
.......

That reminds me..

They interviewed one of Epstein's former "victims" after his "suicide".


She said she was very disappointed, because she wanted to see him "suffer in prison for the rest of his life".

And here I am yelling at the TV.. you got your wish you dope!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (so+oy)

293 Someone said that these current candidates make Obama look like Barry Goldwater. Not a bad observation.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (H8QX8)

294 245 Eight of the 24 people wounded in that Saturday's racially motivated mass shooting, which took another 22 lives, were being treated at University Medical Center.

"racially motivated" ?
_____________

The El Paso shooter, a radical environmentalist lefty, was targeting Mexicans, so maybe they should have said "ethnically motivated" or something.

Although he said he was shooting them because he believed they would use up too many resources and he wanted to decrease the excess (in his view) population, so it might be more accurate to say "leftist-inspired mass shooting" since that's what it really was (as were the Dayton shootings).

But the MSM will never say that, for all the obvious reasons.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (k4dH2)

295 I was reading last night that Epstein kept a meticulous diary. I wonder where it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:09 PM (NMAzL)

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Why, in my gnarled claws, over course.

Posted by: Empress Thundershart at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

296 Oh yes he did. When he wears the Sombrero!!! Andale!!!!!
Posted by: Reggie Love at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (lHIDz)


Let me guess.

He called himself Speedy Gonzales.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (aS1PU)

297 So I made sure to tell her about the article I read
some months ago describing how degenerate maniacs like Johnathan Yaniv
sometimes take used tampons from the trash and use them so they can
pretend it's a real period.



Her head nearly exploded. It was awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)

How do they "use" them if they don't have a Frankencooter?
And if they DID have a Frankencooter (which Jonathan doesn't, since he's got male genitalia), I would think that their surgeons would tell them not to put bacteria-laden stuff into it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM (NMAzL)

298 Duncanthrax, Thanks. I saw where Biden may have had 750 some place but that may have been his high water mark.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2019 04:12 PM (T1Aes)

299 Compare to Beto, Biden is the reincarnation of Disraeli.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:07 PM (0QYMt)



Oh, agreed.

But, if he's to go anywhere he'll have to go the Obama Teleprompter Route. And get some discipline.

I'm amazed but I am still seeing new Beta stickers on cars....mostly driven by old white women, which are a powerful demographic in the Dim party.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:12 PM (SHtRW)

300 280 maxwell will be killed in a freak pressure cooking explosion. or, her toaster may just happen to fall in her bathtub. you know, shit happens.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

301 stay out of waterparks. the petri dish of the great unwashed."

Have to laugh - not far away is a smaller "waterpark" in The Woodlands. It was cheaper than others around, and would get really, really crowded w/folks who... weren't from The Woodlands (NOKD).
So, they raised the price. Now the accusations of "rayciss" and threats of lawsuits appear...

I laugh and laugh...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:12 PM (6qErC)

302 234 BTW, right now Epstein is getting a new face and finger prints. I'm not sure who's body they took out of that cell but..
It. was. not. Epstein.
*cue mystery music*


Posted by: Cannibal Bob

It was Trivago guy.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 12, 2019 04:01 PM (88+cf)
---------

What's the betting line that Epstein's "body" will be cremated. Oh, and there will be no pictures of the crime scene with Epstein in them.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2019 04:12 PM (G0vdT)

303 281 My imaginary flow has been cray cray this week

My flo' be linoleum!

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at August 12, 2019 04:13 PM (esr/V)

304 Hong Kong was great before they put the new airport in. I loved coming in between the mountains and maneuvering like it was a carrier landing...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

305 Epstein Was Taken Off of Suicide Watch at Request of His Attorneys
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 12, 2019 03:37 PM (BqBId)

Perkins Coie were providing legal services?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 12, 2019 04:13 PM (e1mEI)

306 273 It will be Biden. He won't pick any other candidates for VP. Never happen. He will go for a stealth pick. He needs another stand-in stooge. Someone from a Midwestern state he needs to win.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

Agreed. And not a female. He would constantly be telling the female, on camera, to settle down, little lady and stuff like that.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:14 PM (2VrwR)

307
I was reading last night that Epstein kept a meticulous diary. I wonder where it is.
_______________

Barbequed some ribs over it last week. Very tasty.

Posted by: Deep State assassin at August 12, 2019 04:14 PM (k4dH2)

308 Oh, agreed.

But, if he's to go anywhere he'll have to go the Obama Teleprompter Route. And get some discipline.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:12 PM (SHtRW)


And dial back the drugs a bit. If they make a biopic about him, they could call it "Twelve O'Clock High."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

309 Agreed. And not a female. He would constantly be telling the female, on camera, to settle down, little lady and stuff like that.
Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:14 PM (2VrwR)

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That's why it has to be Abrams. Even Biden's addled self can tell she ain't nobody's idea of "little."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:15 PM (AzW6q)

310 'Sup, Peeps?

Posted by: fluffy, one of three genders at August 12, 2019 04:15 PM (dCRRg)

311 It's about not working.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (JwD1I)

312 That's why it has to be Abrams. Even Biden's addled self can tell she ain't nobody's idea of "little."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:15 PM (AzW6q)

That would be, quite literally, the ticket from Hell.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (H8QX8)

313 It will be a minority VP choice. I would say 95% chance, male (historic!).

They want to make a real go at Trump. That's the only way it will happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (VpIIl)

314 The thing to watch is how many donations flow to the CGI after Epstein's suicide.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)

315
Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7349729

The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (NMAzL)

316 Maxwell death - kiln explosion.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (QDnY+)

317 To bad I am in The Navy, Boy could I use some drugs today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:17 PM (p0A33)

318
She said she was very disappointed, because she wanted to see him "suffer in prison for the rest of his life".

And here I am yelling at the TV.. you got your wish you dope!



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 12, 2019 04:11 PM


****

I saw that as well and wondered if anyone got the irony?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:17 PM (axyOa)

319 Epstein Was Taken Off of Suicide Watch at Request of His Attorneys
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit



I didn't know that an inmate's lawyer could do that. I figured that that would be left up to the prison psychologist.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019 04:17 PM (xkaSw)

320 The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it? "

Why yes, yes they are.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:17 PM (6qErC)

321 315; they don't call it search and destroy for the fuck of it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 04:17 PM (KP5rU)

322 Chipotle opened a water park?

Posted by: adobe juan baby poo kenobe at August 12, 2019 04:17 PM (esr/V)

323 The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (NMAzL)

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It's the FBI, so I'm pretty sure I know the answer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (AzW6q)

324 Maxwell death - kiln explosion.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (QDnY+)

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: zombie Fern Liebowitz at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (NMAzL)

325 Have to laugh - not far away is a smaller "waterpark" in The Woodlands. It was cheaper than others around, and would get really, really crowded w/folks who... weren't from The Woodlands (NOKD).
So, they raised the price. Now the accusations of "rayciss" and threats of lawsuits appear...

I laugh and laugh...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:12 PM (6qErC)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYGzhCtFt9E

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

326 Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7349729

The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (NMAzL)

Hard to believe anything incriminating has been left behind

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (NFEMn)

327 313 It will be a minority VP choice. I would say 95% chance, male (historic!).

They want to make a real go at Trump. That's the only way it will happen.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (VpIIl)

==========

And it won't work that well.

White person at the top and minority person at the bottom? It has little overall effect.

Hell, VP's don't move votes within their home states in any statistically significant way. I can't imagine the nice old black lady who voted twice for Obama because he was black is going to go and vote for someone like Booker at the bottom of the ticket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (iikV8)

328 The FBI has JUST NOW raided J. Epstein's Pedo Island.


Top. Lawyers. With. Guns.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (yTo22)

329 So who hacked Epstein's email?

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (JwD1I)

330 316 Maxwell death - kiln explosion.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (QDnY+)

What is this.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (2VrwR)

331 The FBI has JUST NOW raided J. Epstein's Pedo Island. "

Yeah, that's how I read it too.

Horse, barn, open door...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (6qErC)

332 Hell, VP's don't move votes within their home states in any statistically significant way. I can't imagine the nice old black lady who voted twice for Obama because he was black is going to go and vote for someone like Booker at the bottom of the ticket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (iikV

--------

Booker's a bottom alright, and that won't help him with the young black dudes, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

333 I like to poop in the sink

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (5rWvu)

334 This isn't a left/right issue, but females on Presidential tickets NEVER work.

Geraldine Ferraro
Sarah Palin
Hillary Clinton

Deep down, women do hate other women.

I know the GOP keeps thinking someone like Nikki Haley is the Holy Grail to solve the gender gap, and then a "pig" like Trump comes along and wins states the GOP has been trying to win for generations.

Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (zuvmW)

335 Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7349729

The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (NMAzL)


Who they gonna call to bust Epstein?

Ghostbusters!

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (aS1PU)

336 289
Someone called police to say that a BMW had been parked for two days on a
residential street in the Bay Terraces (San Diego) neighborhood.


Police homicide Lt. Martha Sainz says when officers opened the trunk
Sunday evening they found the bodies of two females and one male. All
three are believed to be in their late teens or early 20s.


Pretty sure is just a triple suicide.

Posted by: dantesed



Bet they had evidence on Hillary.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019

*
*
I call fake news. Have you seen how small the trunk of a BMW is??? No way they could get three bodies in there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 12, 2019 04:20 PM (ClOmq)

337 329 So who hacked Epstein's email?
Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (JwD1I)

Horschak?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

338 So who hacked Epstein's email?"

One of the other Sweathogs.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:20 PM (6qErC)

339 The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it? "

Why yes, yes they are.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:17 PM (6qErC)

They are going to gather it all in one big pile....and then destroy it.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:20 PM (NFEMn)

340 did epstein's island spontaneously combust yet? you gotta watch out for that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 04:20 PM (KP5rU)

341 Fawn Lebowitz, Fawn. Not Fern.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2019 04:21 PM (QDnY+)

342 Deep down, women do hate other women.





Posted by: Blago at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (zuvmW)

They're often backstabbers, so I rate this as TRUE.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:21 PM (NMAzL)

343 Dancing girl in sidebar?

Supercharged assault gopnik.

Posted by: Miklos, Froend of all Noble Slav Peoples at August 12, 2019 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)

344 Hard to believe anything incriminating has been left behind
Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (NFEMn)


What a fuggin clown show.

Posted by: Ha at August 12, 2019 04:21 PM (MAstk)

345 So who hacked Epstein's email?
Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (JwD1I)

Horschak?
Posted by: joncelli


Freddie Boom Boom Washington

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019 04:21 PM (xkaSw)

346 "328 The FBI has JUST NOW raided J. Epstein's Pedo Island. "

To burn it all with a great, cleansing fire.

Posted by: I Have Questions at August 12, 2019 04:21 PM (BvNzB)

347 Ace taking a nap?

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:21 PM (2VrwR)

348 Barbequed some ribs over it last week. Very tasty.

Posted by: Deep State assassin at August 12, 2019 04:14
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Long pig??

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (qiGQN)

349 Dear Jessica Yaniv,
Real women don't tweet about having their periods and tampons. You're a creepy GUY.
From,
Real women everywhere

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (bDqIh)

350 To determine who Joe Biden will choose as his running mate, you must first ask yourself who has the nicest-smelling hair.

Posted by: Political Analyst at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (qEujL)

351 Freddie Boom Boom Washington"

Freddie's Dead.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (6qErC)

352 Fawn Lebowitz, Fawn. Not Fern.

Posted by: rhomboid


Fawn was there too?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (xkaSw)

353 Fawn Lebowitz, Fawn. Not Fern.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2019 04:21 PM (QDnY+)

I always get that wrong.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (NMAzL)

354
I resemble that remark!


Posted by: zombie Fern Liebowitz at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM


***

Ppsssttt!

Hey Fawn, you wouldn't happen to have your roommate Shelly Dubrinsky's contact data would ya.
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)

355 Dude...why can't you post the Wei girl? Why sour my stomach an hour before dinner? I had no intentions of fasting...but who can eat after seeing that tweet?

Posted by: born01930 at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (uwQnR)

356 did epstein's island spontaneously combust yet? you gotta watch out for that shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

The Earth may open.

Check the cruise ship trackers.

Posted by: Miklos, staying on dry land for now at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (QzkSJ)

357 "342 Deep down, women do hate other women."

So all that "sisterhood" stuff is bullshit?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (H8QX8)

358 To burn it all with a great, cleansing fire.

So they're going to hold Burning Man there from now on?

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (pPNCa)

359 350 To determine who Joe Biden will choose as his running mate, you must first ask yourself who has the nicest-smelling hair.
Posted by: Political Analyst at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (qEujL)

==========

This is as good a predictor as anything I've ever said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (iikV8)

360 350 To determine who Joe Biden will choose as his running mate, you must first ask yourself who has the nicest-smelling hair.
Posted by: Political Analyst at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (qEujL)

And then he'll have to get a permission slip from her parents.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:23 PM (2VrwR)

361 So if this dude insists he has a vagina that he is bleeding out of, I guess that means he doesn't have balls he can sue someone for not waxing, right?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2019 04:23 PM (Ez6QX)

362 Booker's a bottom alright, and that won't help him with the young black dudes, either.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (AzW6q)


But it will help him with Buttplug's demographic, who I bet know he's also an admiral of the windward passage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

363 Hey Fawn, you wouldn't happen to have your roommate Shelly Dubrinsky's contact data would ya.

Asking for a friend.



Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa)

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Posted by: zombie Fawn at August 12, 2019 04:23 PM (NMAzL)

364 355 Dude...why can't you post the Wei girl? Why sour my stomach an hour before dinner? I had no intentions of fasting...but who can eat after seeing that tweet?
Posted by: born01930 at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (uwQnR)

Did you go look at the sidebar girl?

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:23 PM (2VrwR)

365 I call fake news. Have you seen how small the trunk of a BMW is??? No way they could get three bodies in there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 12, 2019 04:20 PM (ClOmq)

Not with that attitude you're not.

Posted by: I Have Questions at August 12, 2019 04:23 PM (BvNzB)

366 361 So if this dude insists he has a vagina that he is bleeding out of, I guess that means he doesn't have balls he can sue someone for not waxing, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2019 04:23 PM (Ez6QX)

Logic is a tool of the patriarchy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 04:24 PM (RD7QR)

367 To bad I am in The Navy, Boy could I use some drugs today
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:17 PM


Have your side boys row your gig over to the tender and fetch you some grog. Then declare the sun is over the yardarm.

I'm surprised we'd have to tell an O-6 something like this, however.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2019 04:24 PM (UnTQ1)

368 >>The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it?

JFC, just now???
To hide it would be my guess.
See: Peter Strzok picking up Anthony Wiener's laptop.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2019 04:24 PM (bDqIh)

369 So all that "sisterhood" stuff is bullshit?



Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (H8QX

Everything that comes from Democrats is bullshit.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:24 PM (NMAzL)

370 Booker's a bottom alright, and that won't help him with the young black dudes, either.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

Booker's an idiot and something is just ...off about his head. He's goofy looking with googly eyes.
And he's from New Jersey which is blue anyway.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

371 lol. The FBI had a squad of divers playing SEALS on that raid. They swam in.

Honestly, there isn't anyone there to justify that, guys. UBL is dead.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (VpIIl)

372
Fawn Lebowitz, Fawn.


That little minx!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

373 To determine who Joe Biden will choose as his running mate, you must first ask yourself who has the nicest-smelling hair.

Well, that rules out Spartacus. Also Bernie, who doesn't have enough fringe on top left to shampoo.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (pPNCa)

374 Speaking of afternoon blow-offs, I wonder what happened to Milana Vayntrub? I have quit watching AT&T commercials.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (axyOa)

375 Triple Murder? BMW? Sounds like a gang thing to me. In CA. Odds are on MS-13, with hispanic vics... Aztecs are short.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (AzW6q)

376 So all that "sisterhood" stuff is bullshit?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (H8QX


You've never observed the interaction among female co-workers, I take it.

Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

377 274
265; stay out of waterparks. the petri dish of the great unwashed. i
wouldn't sit near one, much less immerse myself in that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019

*
*
. . .
Back in the '80s, there was a waterpark in southern MS that was awesome. Some of the most gorgeous girls, and smallest bikinis, I'd ever seen outside movies or TV.

Nowadays, I have a feeling the clientele would be "unwashed" and the girls would still wear tiny swimsuits while being the size of Volkswagens. No thanks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (ClOmq)

378 Ironically, I'm reading this post and comments when I'm supposed to be working.

Then again, what are Monday afternoons for?

Posted by: Caliban at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (qEujL)

379 JFC, just now??? "

Yeah.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (6qErC)

380 Bay Terraces is one of the vibrant, diverse San Diego neighborhoods, i.e. sketchy and dangerous [by local standards - local serious crime levels are always very low by urban/national standards]. Thing is, those areas around there often have fantastic views of the downtown and bay. They weren't always the way they are now. And Navy housing is sprinkled around that area, too.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (QDnY+)

381 The FBI has JUST NOW raided J. Epstein's Pedo Island.


Top. Lawyers. With. Guns.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2019 04:18 PM (yTo22)

FBI.

Airlift in a bulldozer?

I have lost all faith.

Google Ross Ulbricht.

Posted by: golfman at August 12, 2019 04:26 PM (OE84+)

382 I know it's just like assless chaps, it goes without saying, but kilns don't explode.

They are designed to put what things in to have the high heat dry them out.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019 04:26 PM (xkaSw)

383 358
To burn it all with a great, cleansing fire.



So they're going to hold Burning Man there from now on?

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (pPNCa



Fyre Festival.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife From The Outrage Outlet! at August 12, 2019 04:26 PM (0QYMt)

384 lol. The FBI had a squad of divers playing SEALS on that raid. They swam in.

Honestly, there isn't anyone there to justify that, guys. UBL is dead.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (VpIIl)


I'll bet they were hut-hutting like the swat team at the end of Blues Brothers.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 12, 2019 04:26 PM (aS1PU)

385 So... there's no such thing a mental illness any more, is there?

Outside of being a conservative Christian, right?

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 12, 2019 04:26 PM (AkkRZ)

386
Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island:

The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it?


Don't "evil guy" islands usually have a self-destruct device?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2019 04:27 PM (aKsyK)

387 376 So all that "sisterhood" stuff is bullshit?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 12, 2019 04:22 PM (H8QX

You've never observed the interaction among female co-workers, I take it.

Yow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister
And Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:27 PM (2VrwR)

388 Fawn Lebowitz, Fawn. Not Fern.


Fern?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 12, 2019 04:27 PM (0CeRG)

389 Life Liberty & Levin last night was about sex trafficking. Very tough to watch, but every one of us should.

https://youtu.be/HUa55ksxMVM

Posted by: Sharkman at August 12, 2019 04:27 PM (yTo22)

390 http://bit.ly/2MdPplF
*******
Epstein Was Taken Off of Suicide Watch at Request of His Attorneys.

Since he has been dead for two days, I would guess it's OK.

Posted by: Agitator at August 12, 2019 04:27 PM (m9DnX)

391 i guess the people who use that pool should be thankful Johnny boy decided against going in the pool during 'his time'

guy is so deranged I wouldnt be surprised if he cut himself 'down there' and bled all over the pool just to 'make a statement'

'see, I AM having a period!'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 12, 2019 04:27 PM (RKQ/v)

392 Then again, what are Monday afternoons for?
Posted by: Caliban


For catching up from blow off Friday.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (xkaSw)

393 The FBI has JUST NOW raided J. Epstein's Pedo Island.

***

What color is the smoke?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (axyOa)

394 Booker's an idiot and something is just ...off about his head. He's goofy looking with googly eyes.
And he's from New Jersey which is blue anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)


If we're ruling out idiots, the Dems are going to need a whole new cast of characters.

He does have bulging eyes, as though his shorts are too tight or something. What he'd bring to the ticket is not NJ, but rather black and *cough* gay, plus young. Those not crazy about Biden could comfort themselves with the notion that he might join the Choir Invisible, in which case Booker would become President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

395 Fawn Lebowitz, Fawn. Not Fern.

I get called a fern mistakenly a lot, too.

Posted by: The Ficus at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (UnTQ1)

396 I just got a text to confirm a doctor's appointment for this week. Instructions on how to confirm were given in English, Spanish and....Russian.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (Ez6QX)

397 Don't "evil guy" islands usually have a self-destruct device?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Defunct volcano.

I keep telling you people.

Posted by: Miklos-Stavros Blofeld at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (QzkSJ)

398 394 Booker's an idiot and something is just ...off about his head. He's goofy looking with googly eyes.
And he's from New Jersey which is blue anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

If we're ruling out idiots, the Dems are going to need a whole new cast of characters.

He does have bulging eyes, as though his shorts are too tight or something. What he'd bring to the ticket is not NJ, but rather black and *cough* gay, plus young. Those not crazy about Biden could comfort themselves with the notion that he might join the Choir Invisible, in which case Booker would become President.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

=========

Tulsi's good looking and she's already a Russian stooge like Ted Kennedy.

She's their future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland
at August 12, 2019 04:29 PM (iikV8)

399 They say sociopath s don't off themselves, but I'm the exception that proves the rule!

You can trust me, I'm a sociopath!

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at August 12, 2019 04:29 PM (6/uwW)

400 lol. The FBI had a squad of divers playing SEALS on that raid. They swam in.

Honestly, there isn't anyone there to justify that, guys. UBL is dead.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (VpIIl)


What better way to gain access to the volcano?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:29 PM (YqDXo)

401 I just got a text to confirm a doctor's appointment for this week. Instructions on how to confirm were given in English, Spanish and....Russian.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (Ez6QX)

---------

Whoa, you have the same doctor as Trump?

Well, la-dee-da. Someone's fancy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:29 PM (AzW6q)

402 The FBI has JUST NOW raided J. Epstein's Pedo Island.

To destroy evidence or to plant it?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2019 04:29 PM (O2RFr)

403
He does have bulging eyes, as though his shorts are too tight or something. What he'd bring to the ticket is not NJ, but rather black and *cough* gay, plus young. Those not crazy about Biden could comfort themselves with the notion that he might join the Choir Invisible, in which case Booker would become President.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

Have you also noticed Booker has BLUE EYES? I mean Frank Sinatra blue eyes, not contacts.
What kind of brotha has BLUE EYES?
Most white people don't have 'em.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)

404 Sharyl Attkisson wonders if the photo of Epstein on a gurney was from THIS trek to a hospital or the last one.

@SharylAttkisson

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (2VrwR)

405 Little known fact: "Let It Bleed" is about men wanting periods.

Posted by: Frank Rich at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (qEujL)

406 You've never observed the interaction among female co-workers, I take it.



Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

Well over 90% of the backstabbing I've experienced was from women.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (NMAzL)

407 I could use a steam less thread but see I'm at the end

Jordan61 - Their on to you,



Comrade

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (BbGew)

408 That chick in the sidebar dancing is aces way of making up for this post.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (O5bec)

409 If you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe the sociopaths in the FBI!

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at August 12, 2019 04:31 PM (6/uwW)

410 Have the coprophages united on Twitter yet?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 12, 2019 04:31 PM (RuIsu)

411

Koch Foods in Mississippi holds job fair after immigration raid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2019 04:31 PM (aKsyK)

412 393 The FBI has JUST NOW raided J. Epstein's Pedo Island.

***

What color is the smoke?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:28 PM (axyOa)
--------

Mop-up operation on things they forgot to destroy first time around.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2019 04:31 PM (G0vdT)

413 Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island: 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7349729 

The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it? 

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (NMAzL)

Didn't the place already burn down back in January?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 12, 2019 04:31 PM (5o8nq)

414
I was reading a bunch of Epstein shit on the Daily Mail last night, and some of the other tabloids.

I did not it, but some of the other big names involved with Epstein are staggering. Former Israeli PM Ehud Barak is on the list. And Uncle Ted Kennedy was on it as well.

And Alec Baldwin's name was mentioned as well.

And meticulous details of this are all in Epstein's diary.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:31 PM (NMAzL)

415
Have you also noticed Booker has BLUE EYES?

--------

It makes me laugh. Black dudes with blue eyes seem to be irresistible to women, and he's gay. The Lord has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

416 Lifted safeties this afternoon. If you're the scumbagni in the white pickup that cut me off in traffic and almost caused a multi car pile up, then listen up. You can drive like an idiot all you want. But hey, for the sake of the rest of us, could you please, please remove the "My boss is a Jewish carpenter" sign from the back window.

That is all.

Posted by: VADMCollingwoodRN at August 12, 2019 04:32 PM (9X60i)

417 400 lol. The FBI had a squad of divers playing SEALS on that raid. They swam in.

Honestly, there isn't anyone there to justify that, guys. UBL is dead.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:25 PM (VpIIl)


What better way to gain access to the volcano?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:29 PM (YqDXo)

Meester Bond, we meet again.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein's doppelganger at August 12, 2019 04:32 PM (RD7QR)

418 What kind of brotha has BLUE EYES?
Most white people don't have 'em.
Posted by: JoeF.

Pls check singular/plural

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at August 12, 2019 04:32 PM (QzkSJ)

419 Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7349729


The question is, are they there to gather evidence...or destroy it?


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 12, 2019 04:16 PM (NMAzL)


Gather, like with a shredder?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 04:32 PM (t6MX/)

420 I call fake news. Have you seen how small the trunk of a BMW is??? No way they could get three bodies in there.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 12, 2019 04:20 PM (ClOmq)

+++Owned a 7 Series BMW. The trunk was enormous.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 12, 2019 04:33 PM (9+jnX)

421 Way past that age if I was a woman but even if I was only 20 You couldn't pay me to have that monthly disease.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 04:33 PM (BbGew)

422 Breaking#
Epstein is with the FBI showing them where the evidence is hidden!!

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)

423 Under a Buttigieg Administration, Afternoon Blowoffs will be Mandatory.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg Campaign Promises at August 12, 2019 04:33 PM (NE8ji)

424 https://twitter.com/SharylAttkisson/status/1160218820105125888

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:33 PM (2VrwR)

425 EXCLUSIVE: A dozen FBI agents raid Jeffrey Epstein's 'Pedophile Island', pulling up to his Caribbean getaway in speedboats and roaming the grounds in golf carts, two days after pervert billionaire's suicide

like Insty said, why haven't they done this already?

dailymail.co.uk/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:33 PM (vEIlU)

426 I still believe he offed himself--but was allowed to.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 03:58 PM (NFEMn)


Yeah, Epstein offed himself in the same way Ernst Rohm offed himself. That is to say, he had lots of help in the offing.

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (Y8PSl)

427 Koch Foods in Mississippi holds job fair after immigration raid.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Fiesta de empleo?

Posted by: Mikloso de Molnaro at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (QzkSJ)

428 What better way to gain access to the volcano?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:29 PM


AND the bass solo!

Posted by: zombie John Entwistle at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (UnTQ1)

429 too bad julian Assange doesn't have all of Epstein's info on a thumb drive.

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (d7Ww2)

430

FBI agents were seen raiding Jeffrey Epstein's US Virgin Island - Little St. James - on Monday morning and afternoon, exclusive DailyMailTV footage shows

https://tinyurl.com/y3sblfml

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (vEIlU)

431 The FBI had a squad of divers playing SEALS on that raid...
--------------------------------------------------------------------

What am I ? Chopped Liver?

Posted by: Crofts at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (NFEMn)

432 410
Have the coprophages united on Twitter yet?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 12, 2019

*
*
. . .
They're asking what's for dessert.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (ClOmq)

433 Well over 90% of the backstabbing I've experienced was from women.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (NMAzL)


In corporate America I used to be the UN peacekeeper between a pair of women in my department who were at each other's throats on a weekly basis.

Fortunately, I had nothing else to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

434 >> Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island:


I'm picturing a bunch of agents with Flip-Flops, Hawaiin Shirts, Zinc on their noses and Fold-Up Chairs under their arms.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:35 PM (NE8ji)

435 Well over 90% of the backstabbing I've experienced was from women.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (NMAzL)

The other 10% was from gays. They're often sneaky bitches.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:35 PM (NMAzL)

436
Air conditioner set to be repaired this afternoon. Finally.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 04:35 PM (Wx/+I)

437 >> "Come on, you know everyone needs a break after three hours and ten minutes of very light "work."-- Ace

That sentence could have been written by almost any government employee.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (A9v7L)

438 every time they raid the tyson processing plant around here, "help wanted" signs are up everywhere. weird as fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (KP5rU)

439 >> Well, the FBI is raiding Pedo Island:


I just stopped by to say 'Beachhead'.


heh-heh

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (NE8ji)

440 Have your side boys row your gig over to the tender and fetch you some grog. Then declare the sun is over the yardarm.

I'm surprised we'd have to tell an O-6 something like this, however.

;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2019 04:24 PM (UnTQ1)

LOL...I am in my private Office, my staff could give a rat's ass I am an O-6. I pay for lunch every day and they grunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (p0A33)

441 Hey what is up with the scaramooch?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (p0A33)

442 Whoa, you have the same doctor as Trump?

Well, la-dee-da. Someone's fancy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2019 04:29 PM (AzW6q)

I doubt Trump is going in for a mammogram.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (Ez6QX)

443 433
Well over 90% of the backstabbing I've experienced was from women.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 12, 2019 04:30 PM (NMAzL)



In corporate America I used to be the UN peacekeeper between a pair
of women in my department who were at each other's throats on a weekly
basis.



Fortunately, I had nothing else to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

They should settle their differences like adults. Wet t-shirt contests and jello wrastling.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (t6MX/)

444 The FBI had a squad of divers playing SEALS on that raid. They swam in. "

Heh.

Really tho - they had to charter a yacht. There aren't many to choose from at St Thomas...

*that's a joke, son*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (6qErC)

445 >>AND the bass solo!


In my eperience, you seldom find them alone.

Posted by: Jimmy Houston at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (NE8ji)

446
Well over 90% of the backstabbing I've experienced was from women.


I used to work in a heavily male dominated industry. At my last job, my male union steward told me to my face he didn't want me there and spent a decade trying to get me out.


Men WILL tell you, which makes it easier.


/he said it was because I wasn't a journeyman, but it was because I wasn't male

Posted by: shibumi, future Ohio dental floss tycoon at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (AkkRZ)

447 422
Breaking#

Epstein is with the FBI showing them where the evidence is hidden!!

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)

JUST IN#
Epstein was a mole for the FBI and he was investigating HIMSELF!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (O5bec)

448 Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

449 like Insty said, why haven't they done this already?

dailymail.co.uk/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:33 PM (vEIlU)

Nobody alive with legal standing to fight it? (somebody on twatter said we'd start seeing more evidence released for that reason).

Posted by: not the mama at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (t2AQi)

450 too bad julian Assange doesn't have all of Epstein's info on a thumb drive.
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 12, 2019 04:34 PM (d7Ww2)

Has anyone asked me?

Posted by: Assange at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (NFEMn)

451 With the FBI's record lately they are there to clear any evidence and destroy everything

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (BbGew)

452 Fucking CBS' drama Queen asks Cuccinelli if the "plaque should come off the Statue of Liberty?" with the new immigration changes.
Hey asshole, it's on the books for a long time you can't be a public charge.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:38 PM (VpIIl)

453 448 Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Yup. They won't let Hong Kong be free without a bigger fight than anyone in Hong Kong can put up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 04:38 PM (xJa6I)

454 Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Lunch special today must be good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:38 PM (p0A33)

455 Booker vs Trump would be a million laughs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (H1kOD)

456 Assange if he knows better claim he knows nothing, hears nothing, sees nothing if he doesn't want to die.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (BbGew)

457 I'm picturing a bunch of agents with Flip-Flops, Hawaiin Shirts, Zinc on their noses and Fold-Up Chairs under their arms.
Posted by: garrett

I'll send 5-O!!!

Posted by: Judge Kamoniwannalaya at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (QzkSJ)

458 >>Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.


Their Tofu is the Best, Jerry!

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (NE8ji)

459
That sentence could have been written by almost any government employee.

Posted by: Anonymous 7


"Oh, we're up a noon and in at work at one.
Take an hour's lunch and then at two we're done.
Jolly good fun!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (Wx/+I)

460 They should settle their differences like adults. Wet t-shirt contests and jello wrastling.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (t6MX/)


I'd rather have been refereeing their battles royal. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (YqDXo)

461
That island was weird. Everything was underground. Reminds you of dungeons. I wouldn't be surprised if they had human sacrifices down there.

Bunch of freaks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (vEIlU)

462 Oops! Iowa man forgot that he has to say 'guy of color' now.

Posted by: Abby Normal at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (zLLOw)

463 Hey what is up with the scaramooch?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:36 PM (p0A33)

He wants to be on TV. So he's saying things that will ensure he's invited to appear...again and again and again...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (NFEMn)

464 448 Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Let's just hope it's intended to intimidate rather than invade.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (RD7QR)

465 the fbi will find nothing at pedo island. even epstein wasn't that stupid. free fucking vacation for government freeloaders. i call bullshit. they really think we are the dumbest rubes ever. arrogant fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 04:40 PM (KP5rU)

466 454
Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.



Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)



Lunch special today must be good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 12, 2019 04:38 PM (p0A33)

With two mass-murder crushing of political enemies, you get eggroll.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 12, 2019 04:40 PM (t6MX/)

467
Someone called police to say that a BMW had been parked for two days on a residential street in the Bay Terraces (San Diego) neighborhood.

Police homicide Lt. Martha Sainz says when officers opened the trunk Sunday evening they found the bodies of two females and one male. All three are believed to be in their late teens or early 20s.
Posted by: SMOD

=======

Sheesh. People dumped a body that way in San Diego once before. I think it was years ago. Killed in LA, left in the trunk of a nice car in a business area.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2019 04:40 PM (13CQC)

468 Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.

Posted by: JackStraw

They've already been moving convoys into HK since Friday.

Posted by: Miklos, who missed being at Tienanmen by that much at August 12, 2019 04:40 PM (QzkSJ)

469 454 Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019

.****

Ping will head them off at the Dung Shao Pass.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:41 PM (axyOa)

470 I kinda have a feeling that the Chinese are forcing / making WhoaFat pop off these missiles.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:41 PM (NE8ji)

471
A video has gone viral Monday that shows Moscow officers punching a female anti-government protester being taken into custody.

The video has increased awareness of tensions in Moscow, which have had weeks of political demonstrations aimed at demanding more open and free elections within the city's legislature. During the latest round of protests over the weekend, riot police detained over 200 protesters who participated in what was considered an "illegal" protest.

The approved protest saw 60,000 people gathered to demand free elections in the city and the largest event of its kind in nearly a decade in Russia. The protests have been emboldened by an anti-Kremlin movement that has been gaining momentum to challenge President Vladimir Putin and his grip on the Russian government.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2019 04:41 PM (aKsyK)

472 >> Fucking CBS' drama Queen asks Cuccinelli if the "plaque should come off the Statue of Liberty?" with the new immigration changes.



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVEN I KNOW IT'S A FREAKIN' POEM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 12, 2019 04:41 PM (bDqIh)

473 Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen. "

Huh.

They don't seem to be Catholic, but hey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:41 PM (6qErC)

474 FBI agents were seen raiding Jeffrey Epstein's US Virgin Island - Little St. James - on Monday morning and afternoon, exclusive DailyMailTV footage shows

he's always been a little sh*t

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 12, 2019 04:41 PM (vEIlU)

475 "Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.
"
No soup for you!

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

476 470 I kinda have a feeling that the Chinese are forcing / making WhoaFat pop off these missiles.

Oh, that's a given

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2019 04:42 PM (O2RFr)

477 Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Let's just hope it's intended to intimidate rather than invade.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 04:39 PM (RD7QR)



5000 years or Chinese history argues against intimidation.

Killing you makes a better point.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:42 PM (mIQCW)

478 Lunch special today must be good"

So they're gonna be there around... foah howers?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:42 PM (6qErC)

479 Ahhhh...since when did Captain Obvious become a black dude?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:04 PM (axyOa)
-----
I'm standing right here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 12, 2019 04:42 PM (iB1oa)

480 Suddenly, I'm in the mood for Mooshu Pork

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2019 04:43 PM (VpIIl)

481 That car is trashed, never will get that smell out

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 04:43 PM (BbGew)

482 465
the fbi will find nothing at pedo island. even epstein wasn't that
stupid. free fucking vacation for government freeloaders. i call
bullshit. they really think we are the dumbest rubes ever. arrogant
fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 12, 2019 04:40 PM (KP5rU)

In the hallway at the FBI. "Hey Jack! we're all going to Pedo Island this afternoon you wanna tag along?""Sure! Can I bring my crew?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:43 PM (O5bec)

483 >>They've already been moving convoys into HK since Friday.

Appears they are taking it up a notch.

https://tinyurl.com/yxfpu856

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

484 That island was weird. Everything was underground. Reminds you of dungeons. I wouldn't be surprised if they had human sacrifices down there.



There is a website called vigilant citizen that's really deep into the crazy. Here's their take on Epstein:


https://tinyurl.com/y58me78p


If you really want to have fun, check out the symbolic pictures of the month.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at August 12, 2019 04:43 PM (AkkRZ)

485 Epstein's complex mysteriously burnt down years ago, didn't it?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (bI6lC)

486 >>That island was weird. Everything was underground. Reminds you of dungeons. I wouldn't be surprised if they had human sacrifices down there.





There was a big fire there a year ago, IIRC.
I imagine evidence has been destroyed for a while.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (bDqIh)

487 Killing you makes a better point.



Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:42 PM (mIQCW)


for the next guy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (O5bec)

488 That stupid statue of Liberty poem was written by an avowed Socialist for a contest.. The Statue of Liberty was given to the US to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of the founding of America

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (O2RFr)

489 Epstein's complex mysteriously burnt down years ago, didn't it?
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (bI6lC)

wasn't that Branson's pad?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (NFEMn)

490 >>That car is trashed, never will get that smell out


Little Baking Soda and one of those Pine Tree Air Fresheners and you'll be fine.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (NE8ji)

491
Chinese military appears to be massing in Shenzhen.

Taiping Rebellion II: Cathay Apocalypse

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (Wx/+I)

492 Princess High Cheek Bones of Massachusetts Trotsky tribe say pale face deplorables have fire sticks and white man's religion.

This opiate of the masses bad medicine for Redmen from Lenin tribe.

When Princess become chief in White Tepee, Princess make palefaces pay much wampum to Commie tribe. Princess smoke meth pipe after speech.

From trangbang68

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (u82oZ)

493 There is a website called vigilant citizen that's really deep into the crazy"

Wait a sec - you saying there's some real nuttery on the interwebz?

Who knew?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (6qErC)

494 Off sock.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (k76MH)

495 That car is trashed, never will get that smell out
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2019 04:43 PM (BbGew)


****

Hey. I know where you can get a vintage 67 corvette for just $400.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (axyOa)

496 >>There was a big fire there a year ago, IIRC.
I imagine evidence has been destroyed for a while.



It's always best to be sure.

Posted by: Top Men at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (NE8ji)

497 Tanks?


You're welcome!

Posted by: PLA Army at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (gmo/4)

498 That stupid statue of Liberty poem was written by an avowed Socialist for a contest.. The Statue of Liberty was given to the US to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of the founding of America
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2019 04:44 PM (O2RFr)

Exactly. I hate when people imply that what's on that plaque is enshrined in the Constitution.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (NFEMn)

499 483 >>They've already been moving convoys into HK since Friday.

Appears they are taking it up a notch.

https://tinyurl.com/yxfpu856
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2019 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

That's a lot of trucks and probably a lot of men.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 12, 2019 04:46 PM (RD7QR)

500 Wait till Barr hears he wasn't invited on the raid.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:46 PM (O5bec)

501 FBI Just now raiding Pedo Isle.

Four hours from now, the headline:

"Pedo Isle open to reporters, bulldozers waiting to cover the site and declare it no longer a crime scene"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 04:46 PM (KZzsI)

502 492 Princess High Cheek Bones of Massachusetts Trotsky tribe say pale face deplorables have fire sticks and white man's religion.

This opiate of the masses bad medicine for Redmen from Lenin tribe.

When Princess become chief in White Tepee, Princess make palefaces pay much wampum to Commie tribe. Princess smoke meth pipe after speech.

From trangbang68
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (u82oZ)

I miss Zod's 'Sun in Hair' stories

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 12, 2019 04:46 PM (xJa6I)

503 They've already been moving convoys into HK"

MP 5?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:46 PM (6qErC)

504 Wait till Barr hears he wasn't invited on the raid.

He should have been

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2019 04:47 PM (O2RFr)

505 How is Geraldo not in a Zodiac on the beach of Pedo Island, already?

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:47 PM (NE8ji)

506 501 FBI Just now raiding Pedo Isle.

Four hours from now, the headline:

"Pedo Isle open to reporters, bulldozers waiting to cover the site and declare it no longer a crime scene"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 04:46 PM (KZzsI)

Like when reporters were picking up souvenirs at O.J.'s.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:48 PM (2VrwR)

507 Fucking CBS' drama Queen asks Cuccinelli if the "plaque should come off the Statue of Liberty?" with the new immigration changes.

Yes. But not because of long-standing immigration law being enforced.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2019 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

508 Wait till Barr hears he wasn't invited on the raid."

Wait 'till Barr hears about the "raid"...

*is it really a "raid" when the subject is, you know... dead?*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:48 PM (6qErC)

509 There's a new thread.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (2VrwR)

510 I bet the Game Room at Pedo Island has just about every Pinball Machine a guy could ask for.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (NE8ji)

511 Hey. I know where you can get a vintage 67 corvette for just $400.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2019 04:45 PM (axyOa)

Is it about 12 inches tall now?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (QNQk9)

512 So I just got into an argument with a guy over when a closing is. Contract says 8.14. We are set for 8.14. I talked to him this morning and said 8.14. The guy is the buyer and he's freaking out that he doesn't have the final number he needs to pay. Generally, we don't have that number until the day before. He knows this.

Him "But it's supposed to be 8.13 at noon!"

Me "Who told you that because it was not from this office."

Him "The guy at the house"

Me "What guy?"

Him "You know, the guy"

Me "I do not know the guy, I have never talked to the guy, I am looking at the contract that says 8.14, the seller is coming at 8.14 to sign the documents, and it is 8.14"

Him "But we were told 8.13 at noon!"


*throws things*

So. How's everyone else's day going?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

513 Dept. of Wishful Thinking: The NYT thinks that Beto's visit to El Paso will revitalize his campaign. Headline: "After El Paso Shooting, Will Voters Revisit Beto O'Rourke?"

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (pPNCa)

514 one of those Pine Tree Air Fresheners and you'll be fine.
Posted by: garrett

Don't open the trunk.

Told ya.

Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (QzkSJ)

515 Wait till Barr hears he wasn't invited on the raid."

Wait 'till Barr hears about the "raid"...

*is it really a "raid" when the subject is, you know... dead?*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 12, 2019 04:48 PM (6qErC)



They've got Epstein's corpse in cuffs and plan to frog-march him into his grave.


So...

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (mIQCW)

516 505
How is Geraldo not in a Zodiac on the beach of Pedo Island, already?

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2019 04:47 PM (NE8ji)

LOL! No kidding, I could see that pompous little spic showing up and wading ashore with his cameraman videoing the whole time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature at August 12, 2019 04:50 PM (O5bec)

517 *is it really a "raid" when the subject is, you know... dead?*
Posted by: Anon a mouse

*checks FBI expense report*

"One case of Raid-$2,184,386.36"

Posted by: Miklos, counting beans at August 12, 2019 04:51 PM (QzkSJ)

518 Holy Cow! Ace really does hate us.

That gross trannie's gross picture is just too much grossness.

We need a new open thread with a picture of puppies or some such thing as restitution.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (mIQCW)

519 I'm starting to think Yanniv is on our side.

I always thought the menstruation thing referred to monthly hormone injections or something?

Posted by: Dave M at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (TReIe)

520 I bet the Game Room at Pedo Island has just about every Pinball Machine a guy could ask for.
Posted by: garrett

Lady Pac Man

Posted by: Miklos, bleep bloop at August 12, 2019 04:53 PM (QzkSJ)

521 Yep, nood.

Just as I suspected.

Posted by: Miklos, bleep bleep at August 12, 2019 04:54 PM (QzkSJ)

522 There are other cases

https://youtu.be/brWfnVUa79w?t=353


Posted by: AnotherShelfJoke at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (FhXTo)

523 This site stinks....everyone had a blow out as headline demanded...stinkers should get free Air Freshener from Joe Bidens' 2 Million new friends from Venezuela.

Mine does not smell IT CORRODES.

Posted by: saf at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (5IHGB)

524 396
I just got a text to confirm a doctor's appointment for this week.
Instructions on how to confirm were given in English, Spanish
and....Russian.

there's a food court in palo alto between a couple of buildings. it has a "no smoking" sign in dozens of languages. finnish coworker decided he was allowed to smoke, since finnish wasn't among them.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2019 04:55 PM (sGtp+)

525 He and Maxwell had matching keys; a full octave.

She was his familiar and #1 and she's been on the loose. Everything that could be cleaned has been cleaned. Any money that could be moved has been moved.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2019 04:56 PM (/jZjK)

526 So. How's everyone else's day going?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 12, 2019 04:49 PM (mf5HN)
---
Have somebody in your office pose as "the guy" and have him agree to meet the buyer at noon tomorrow.

Then a man in a clown suit with a chainsaw opens the door.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 12, 2019 05:03 PM (kQs4Y)

527 My theory is Dem Establishment wants to burn all their crazies in one big funeral pyre. Given what you pointed out above, does it not support my theory of the Slaughter of the Nutty Lambs? Goldman Sachs doesn't do business with crazy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 12, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)

The problem with a '1972' strategy is that Biden is winning, so the wrong side will be discredited. And with the hard left so strident, they may not meekly go back into the paddock for future elections.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2019 05:05 PM (FTPn0)

528 Hey Jessica Janiv is a Canuck who isn't into Justin Trudeau (just his wifes" panties!) so he /she/Ix/nay has that going for IT.

Imagine all the freakos living in the North
Competing with the Caribou for SJW space
Imagine all the bullshit wasted on his face
Imaginary all the periods bloody non sense
Imagine him in Kingston pen put in HIS PLACE.

too much to ask Tribunal????

Posted by: saf at August 12, 2019 05:07 PM (5IHGB)

529 Head them off at the pass?

Wait till Headley Lamarr finds out.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 12, 2019 05:10 PM (RuIsu)

530 Cannibal Bob -if you can't be young again, be immature------------AT LAST -- Something I'm good at.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at August 12, 2019 05:23 PM (ugA34)

531 He's claimed in sworn testimony in front of the Canadian "human rights" tribunal to have both a working penis and a working vag with periods, which is medically impossible.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ZGrMX)

I can prove it is.

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis with a come hither look at August 12, 2019 05:25 PM (a1JXS)

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