Dump Style ONT

An unending compendium of human woe. Nah, I'm just kidding you. Funny pictures tonight.


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Tonight's ONT brought to you by Highlander:


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 09:58 PM (aS1PU)

2 Heh.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 09:58 PM (aS1PU)

3 What?

Posted by: Blutarski at August 02, 2019 09:59 PM (+Tibp)

4 Top 10

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2019 09:59 PM (BbGew)

5 ONT!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 02, 2019 09:59 PM (uON2g)

6 Holy Sheeite!!

That'sa some content!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2019 09:59 PM (6WCwE)

7 It took a long time to scroll down to here. Good job, WD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at August 02, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55)

8 Yes!
and th

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:00 PM (BiNEL)

9 Lord that took a while

Posted by: Bookdoc at August 02, 2019 10:00 PM (PzBTm)

10 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at August 02, 2019 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

11 Long ONT tonight.Now, I go back and read the content...

Posted by: RTW at August 02, 2019 10:01 PM (jJlJu)

12 Read teh "content"!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 02, 2019 10:02 PM (7WaWV)

13 Dave, you find the weirdest stuff. Strange how that works.

Posted by: clutch at August 02, 2019 10:02 PM (Z3oWA)

14 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2019 10:05 PM (rFXJM)

15 Hey everybody.

That Cold Cobra ad is an oldie but a goodie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

16 Annnd once again the DNC seizes control of my autocucumber.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

17 Pugil sticks get ugly!

*Whistle blows*

HIT HER!! HIT HER!!

HIT HIM YOU P*SSY!!

*Whistle blows*

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2019 10:07 PM (6WCwE)

18 Dave, you find the weirdest stuff. Strange how that works.

Posted by: clutch at August 02, 2019 10:02 PM (Z3oWA)


I think he has given us clues...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

19 Wow.. the content.. is .. enormous!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

20 Read it all. Watched the videos. Worth it.

Someone needs to cut the toast parallel to the plane of the cutting board just to be That Guy.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 02, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

21 Dave, you find the weirdest stuff. Strange how that works.
It's not though. At work I frequently have periods of time where I'm on the phone but not talking, and I just peruse Twitter, Imgur, FunnyJunk, iFunny, reddit, etc. Anything interesting or funny I save for the ONT. Plus people send me stuff.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2019 10:08 PM (iGjYP)

22 Hey everybody.

That Cold Cobra ad is an oldie but a goodie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)


Wonder what a Hot Cobra ad would look like?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:08 PM (BiNEL)

23 Good evening.

I bring a gift for the 'Ettes!

Or a curse, ya know, whichever.

I know women aren't ever really happy unless they're judging and comparing themselves to others so I think this will really please you all.

Little preview thingy.

https://mobile.twitter.com/HOUSEOFMACLEAN

Make up tutorials by a transvestite Englishman named John Maclean. He will help improve your make up game, bowl you over with his dry English wit and prove once again that men are better at being women than women are at being women.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Robert, who is hoping you don't ask how he found these videos at August 02, 2019 10:08 PM (djuLm)

24 Hiya.

I took a little nap a while ago and now I'm wide awake.

Posted by: ALH at August 02, 2019 10:08 PM (GaOgf)

25 The Butthurt report form is a classic. I'm saving that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

26 Here's an actual video.

Ladies...

On your marks!

Get set!

Get Super Catty!

Posted by: Robert, who is hoping you don't ask how he found these videos at August 02, 2019 10:10 PM (djuLm)

27 OK, definitely going to hell over that last one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2019 10:11 PM (lI23J)

28 PDT is the most entertaining POTUS ever. After his Twitter post about A$AP Rocky, one commenter said after his presidency he should drop a mix tape

Posted by: Jmel at August 02, 2019 10:11 PM (fQZ2K)

29 I have to admit the doggie gif made even my shriveled blackened heart feel better for a few seconds!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)

30 Love the doggeh smile lesson!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 10:12 PM (bHlGF)

31 Hrothgar, I meant to type ColT Cobra ad.

Though I admit I'm usually the clueless hophead in question who won't go away... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

32 There can be only one

Got me! Was not expecting that.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 10:13 PM (jyVW0)

33 Omg. I'm dying here.
Highlander!!!
My granddaughters are exactly like that!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 10:13 PM (axyOa)

34 Love the doggeh smile lesson!!

youtube.com/watch?v=Po5BsMNTwbY

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

35 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

That is hilarious!!

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:14 PM (YTvcG)

36 The Batman/Superman recut reminds me of those GI Joe PSA parodies. The GI Joe thing at the top probably had something to do with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajxyLZcM2ps

Posted by: hogmartin at August 02, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)

37 in my defence, I'm British. Also I saw Kathy Griffin's pic so, you know

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

38 This is the best Weird Dave ONT ever. It's weird.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:14 PM (aS1PU)

39 I've heard so many rejection lines, I've got a snappy comeback for all of em!

"Go away and leave me alone"
"You have no idea how many times I've heard THAT before, LOL"

"My boyfriend will kill you"
"If I can't have you, I don't wanna live anyway!!"

[sprays pepper spray in my face]
"Mmmm, jalapeno!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

40 i got nothin. thanks dave. dave? dave's not here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

41 Tried to read the content, gave up halfway through.

That bottle of sangria probably didn't help.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 02, 2019 10:16 PM (Vgw1E)

42 About time to take the beef ribs off the grill. A few hours around 275 degrees indirect heat, hickory and black cherry chips in steel smoker box and foil pouches [grill, not smoker, but I keep experimenting to see if I can get the flavor into anything other than whole chicken, which does work]. Marinated 24 hours in red wine/garlic/worcestershire/etc.


Previously frozen. Very cheap. Have not done much with beef ribs, want to explore a bit. Unfortunately the good stuff, short ribs, are now $ rather than cheap. I remember as a teen my mother had short ribs marinated for 48 hours that I grilled for us - the aroma was so amazing that our dog actually cried/whined as I cooked them. But she got the bones for weeks, so not totally a loss for her.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2019 10:16 PM (QDnY+)

43 M'doggie found a robins nest in the yard. Now the robins are trying to get food to their babies and Paisley is guarding the yard.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 02, 2019 10:17 PM (ESjAn)

44 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

I knew that but I couldn't resist!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:17 PM (BiNEL)

45 For those of a substantive bent, Undercover Huber has a basic explanation for why DOJ probably elected not to prosecute the pine-scented Druid former FBI Director after referral from the IG.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2019 10:18 PM (QDnY+)

46 Evenin', Horde!

There were 12 comments when I started reading the content. By the time I finished, there were 40!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 02, 2019 10:19 PM (Zbbka)

47 I no longer just read the comments. Awesome ONT

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 02, 2019 10:19 PM (0x00j)

48 this place is on fire!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

49 34 Thanks, boulder t'hobo!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 10:19 PM (bHlGF)

50 Content?


OK, ribs and beer call.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2019 10:19 PM (QDnY+)

51 That bottle of sangria probably didn't help.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 02, 2019 10:16 PM (Vgw1E)


Funny, I always find a bottle of sangria helps.

It's the second bottle that I find to be problematic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

52 M'doggie found a robins nest in the yard. Now the robins are trying to get food to their babies and Paisley is guarding the yard.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 02, 2019 10:17 PM (ESjAn)

Hmmm. Not how I expected that story to end. But a better ending than I expected.

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:20 PM (YTvcG)

53 Ah'm the rootinest tootenist shootenist hombre North, South, East, AAAAND West of the Pecos!!!!

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at August 02, 2019 10:20 PM (AMIL/)

54 Cute doggeh is cute.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at August 02, 2019 10:20 PM (HaL55)

55 There were 12 comments when I started reading the content. By the time I finished, there were 40!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 02, 2019 10:19 PM (Zbbka)


Slow night.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:20 PM (aS1PU)

56 Great ONT.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 02, 2019 10:21 PM (ltDdP)

57 Slow night.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:20 PM (aS1PU)


It's gonna be an early night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:22 PM (BiNEL)

58 i could stay here and talk to myself, or watch drag racing. hmmm. drag racing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

59 Freakin' hilarious, WeirdDave. Thank you.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 02, 2019 10:22 PM (UsdvO)

60 I'm the law here Sam.

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at August 02, 2019 10:22 PM (0x00j)

61 They. Don't. Like. That. Milk

Lol

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:23 PM (aS1PU)

62 I must say I rather enjoyed that

Posted by: Nick Danger at August 02, 2019 10:23 PM (9MQsq)

63 Drag racing. Drag racing. Loud enough to knock you down.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 02, 2019 10:23 PM (UsdvO)

64 58 i could stay here and talk to myself, or watch drag racing. hmmm. drag racing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

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How do they run in those heels?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 02, 2019 10:23 PM (Zbbka)

65 60 I'm the law here Sam.

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at August 02, 2019 10:22 PM (0x00j)


OK, varmint, DRAW!

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at August 02, 2019 10:24 PM (AMIL/)

66 63; blew the glasses right off my face.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

67 Slow night.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:20 PM (aS1PU)

It's gonna be an early night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:22 PM (BiNEL)

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It's almost as if people have things to do on a Friday night...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 02, 2019 10:25 PM (Zbbka)

68 Not my meth -
thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/not-my-meth-504329

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

69 It's almost as if people have things to do on a Friday night...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 02, 2019 10:25 PM (Zbbka)


Alexa, what is there to do on a Friday night?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:26 PM (BiNEL)

70 O.N.T.

Posted by: Alexa at August 02, 2019 10:27 PM (aS1PU)

71 "Alexa, do you offer any sexbot-type services?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

72 LOLGFY

Posted by: Alexa at August 02, 2019 10:28 PM (aS1PU)

73 "Alexa, do you swallow?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at August 02, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)

74
Watching the Astros kick butt. Meanwhile, Her Majesty is being tortured by the hospital staff. A quiet evening.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 10:28 PM (kPzrD)

75 Alexa, whose meth is in my c--t?

Posted by: Ashley Beth Rolland at August 02, 2019 10:28 PM (ykYG2)

76 Posted by: Robert, who is hoping you don't ask how he found these videos at August 02, 2019 10:10 PM (djuLm)

I don't even want women to give me makeup tips because I don't wear much makeup-just a little lipstick and foundation and rouge-maybe. I don't want some transgender to do it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:29 PM (+0VWg)

77 Holy scrollin' content!

Evenin', y'all.

Posted by: Bert G at August 02, 2019 10:29 PM (OMsf+)

78 Alexa, what is there to do on a Friday night?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:26 PM (BiNEL)
70 O.N.T.

Posted by: Alexa at August 02, 2019 10:27 PM (aS1PU)


But don't ask me for comment help, you're on your own!

Posted by: Alexa at August 02, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)

79 I used to cut sandwiches for the daughter corner to corner. When she was 7 or 8 she informed me she doesnt eat triangles. She was precocious and entertaining.

Posted by: Fourth Post Today at August 02, 2019 10:30 PM (zeg38)

80 If you think the ONT is weird, you should try being married to him.

Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:30 PM (iGjYP)

81 It's Eugene Dix's meth, dear.

Posted by: Alexa at August 02, 2019 10:30 PM (aS1PU)

82 Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:30 PM (iGjYP)

Hiya Gingy, since being banned from Twitter, one of the few things I miss is your Twitter posts!
Hope you are doing well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:32 PM (BiNEL)

83 Did you know you get banned on liberal websites nowadays for using the term "Butthurt"?
Yes.. because it implies analsex or sumthin..
And these are the people talking about a violent revolution!
Geebus! All you will need is to whip out a supersoaker and watch them run screaming.. fucking pitiful what American youts have come to...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 10:32 PM (438dO)

84 If you think the ONT is weird, you should try being married to him.
Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:30 PM (iGjYP

And Gingy wins the night!

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:33 PM (YTvcG)

85 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxsj6shn

https://tinyurl.com/y37fhqrq

https://tinyurl.com/y62tdmuj

https://tinyurl.com/y33eu2t8

https://tinyurl.com/y464ldlk

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2019 10:33 PM (qAR6u)

86 This is some bitchin' ONT!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 10:33 PM (axyOa)

87 Fabulous ONT. Reading while watching the 2nd thunderstorm coming over the Bitterroot Mtns. Fabulous show by Mother Nature.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2019 10:33 PM (hpmE4)

88
Problems with cutting roast corner to corner:

1) longer distance
2) corners fall off

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 10:34 PM (kPzrD)

89 /off google bot

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:34 PM (aS1PU)

90 Someone needs to cut the toast parallel to the plane of the cutting board just to be That Guy.

Embrace the power of and

my grandmother would cut the toast up into quarters

Posted by: Racist, Russian Agent, Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 02, 2019 10:34 PM (lD3vL)

91 What a great ONT! Nearly perfect.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Associationists at August 02, 2019 10:34 PM (DMUuz)

92 Hi Gingy,
I just found out I have a bunch of Canadian ancestry. We could be related!

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 02, 2019 10:34 PM (0x00j)

93 If you think the ONT is weird, you should try being married to him.
Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:30 PM (iGjYP)


I'll pass, thanks.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 02, 2019 10:34 PM (BaHwF)

94 When she was 7 or 8 she informed me she doesnt eat triangles.

Ok, I'll have her slice of pizza.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 10:34 PM (cfSLd)

95 All you will need is to whip out a supersoaker and watch them run screaming.. fucking pitiful what American youts have come to...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 10:32 PM (438dO)


I'm thinking my grand-kids might turn out OK since super-soakers are a key part of their pool time activity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:35 PM (BiNEL)

96 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6at7o58

https://tinyurl.com/y38cuqrf

https://tinyurl.com/y3a8r9dj

https://tinyurl.com/y59vs5et

https://tinyurl.com/yy5ey6ff

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2019 10:35 PM (qAR6u)

97 It's not how you cut the toast.

It's how you cut the cheese that matters.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 10:35 PM (HsdYX)

98 This Rebecca Hazelton seems like a real pip. 40 years old with a PhD in English and poetry and still Twitters like a hyperactive junior high schooler with an amphetamine addiction.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 10:35 PM (oVJmc)

99 Hey Hrothgar, I wondered what happened there. Hope all is well.

Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:35 PM (iGjYP)

100 That last video of the 2 little girls.

Well so much for the wymen claiming how nice and peaceful everything would be if only they were in charge rather than you brutal, violent men.

I've bookmarked that to show the eight year old grandson tomorrow. I am quite sure he will be appalled that anyone would do that to a baby.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 02, 2019 10:35 PM (RfzVr)

101 I wish I had twitter. I could follow kbdabear all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 10:36 PM (axyOa)

102 The nothing pizza with beef was hilarious.

Posted by: BacktoGA at August 02, 2019 10:36 PM (GX3JQ)

103 Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2019 10:33 PM (qAR6u)

You sir, remain a truly great American!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:36 PM (BiNEL)

104 'Let's Hit the Fuckin' Road!'

**BURNOUT**

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 10:36 PM (HsdYX)

105 I use my teeth to cut toast into bite sized pieces.

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2019 10:37 PM (jY3BZ)

106 None Pizza:Left Beef is fucking hysterical.


Like Yoko. It could be its own ONT.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 10:37 PM (HsdYX)

107 That Chinese toll plaza. Wow. And then they make the single lane of trucks cut all the way acroos to the four-lane exit.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 10:37 PM (Wd55D)

108 And just for the record, I usually avoid using the truly weird shit. Like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y3ol6ccb
Don't say I didn't warn you.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2019 10:38 PM (iGjYP)

109 The best way to cut a sammich is from about a third of the way in from a corner diagonally to a third of the way in from the opposite corner... This used to greatly amuse Teh Spawn when they were young...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 02, 2019 10:38 PM (7WaWV)

110 It's how you cut the cheese that matters.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 10:35 PM


Concur.

Posted by: Jumpin' Jack Flash at August 02, 2019 10:38 PM (DMUuz)

111 Ok.
I'm coming out of retirement just to get the job of kbdabear's camera bag holder.
Let's talk money.
How much you gonna charge me to hold the bag?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 10:38 PM (axyOa)

112
"... who is a lot smarter than I am."

A rather low standard, I'd say.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 10:39 PM (kPzrD)

113 92 Hi Gingy,
I just found out I have a bunch of Canadian ancestry. We could be related!
Posted by: NeoOtter at August 02, 2019 10:34 PM (0x00j)
****

:sniff: I am an American citizen.

Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:39 PM (iGjYP)

114 Thanks for the warning WD. Not clicking. Someone brave can give the report.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 02, 2019 10:39 PM (RfzVr)

115 And just for the record, I usually avoid using the truly weird shit. Like this:
https://___ur.com/gallery/NxUXmRX
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2019 10:38 PM (iGjYP)


Well, that pegged my weird-o-meter.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:40 PM (aS1PU)

116 Hey Hrothgar, I wondered what happened there. Hope all is well.

Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:35 PM (iGjYP)


There are a couple of twits that I really miss, and you are one of them.
BTW, I am now addicted to the Cinnamon Cream you recommended a long time ago. I cut it with an equal portion of real cream and the coffee is delicious. I still owe you for that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

117 This guy will probably get doxed by the left, but it's an amusing video by a black guy making fun of the "everything is racist" idea.

From Steven Crowder's website:

https://tinyurl.com/y3jngjgp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:40 PM (+0VWg)

118 :sniff: I am an American citizen.

Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:39 PM (iGjYP)


That's what I am talking about!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)

119 Colt Cobra. Every girl should be issued one on her 13th birthday with lessons immediately following.

Now we're going to practice shooting rapists.
BANG!
Excellent first shot. Center mass. We can do better. Squeeze.
BANG!
Gut shot. Close. Focus and remember to squeeze.
BANG!
Little low. Between the legs. Try again a little higher.
BANG!
Young lady, you hit the left bull. Now see if you hit the right one.
BANG!
Lesson complete. Here is your state rapist tag. Remember to attach it to the horn.

Now we see if we are cleanup on aisle six.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 02, 2019 10:42 PM (e1mEI)

120 I think finding out on the internet that your boyfriend is cheating is probably beyond "butthurt".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:43 PM (+0VWg)

121 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2019 10:43 PM (74nHm)

122 :sniff: I am an American citizen.

Posted by: Gingy at August 02, 2019 10:39 PM (iGjYP)

they didn't stay either

It's a bunch of Scottish Highlanders who settled in Glengarry Upper Canada.

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 02, 2019 10:44 PM (0x00j)

123 WeirdDave, I clicked, looks like the cuck cruise struck an iceberg or something. Nice ONT.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2019 10:44 PM (a4EWo)

124 did Rebecca and her son cry when Trump won and they realized that the America they loved had come to an end?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 10:45 PM (ZqRa6)

125 My son uses the fake voice Alexa. sometimes. I don't want some computer voice speaking to me aside from GPS-which is kind of annoying anyway. Alexa is creepy-like HAL from 2001. Don't want to use it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:45 PM (+0VWg)

126 that's a very interesting video, dave.

it makes me wonder - maybe dogs developed facial muscles to hold a smile because it makes people happy and like them (and give them food).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 10:45 PM (Pg+x7)

127 And just for the record, I usually avoid using the truly weird shit. Like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y3ol6ccb
Don't say I didn't warn you.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2019 10:38 PM



Traumatised for life, I am...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 02, 2019 10:46 PM (7WaWV)

128 Fenelon, you can change the voice used in Alexa I think.

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 02, 2019 10:46 PM (0x00j)

129 was the Colt Cobra ad done by the same person who gave us Rolled Boneless Pig? Because I think if it were a real ad it would have a .45

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 10:47 PM (ZqRa6)

130 Alexa is creepy-like HAL from 2001. Don't want to use it.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:45 PM (+0VWg)

Understood. Your porn stash has now been successfully uploaded to the NSA.

Posted by: Alexa at August 02, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

131 "alexa, have my cherry 2000 sing whitney houston "i need someone (to love)".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 10:47 PM (Pg+x7)

132 the right way to cut toast at home is vertically; in a restaurant, diagonally; never horizontally.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 02, 2019 10:48 PM (Pg+x7)

133 Why would anyone even think of making that video? What good reason? A herd of naked guys on chairs in the ocean! What the hell.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2019 10:48 PM (hpmE4)

134 "Alexa, give me the recipe for red beans and rice"
"Alexa, start up my car for me"
"Alexa, change me from a man to a woman"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

135 What a sad bunch of candidates. It looks like the only one who can beat me is me. Therefore, I am happy to announce my candidacy as the democrat nominee for the presidency. The debates are about to get fun.

Posted by: Don Trumpiavelli at August 02, 2019 10:49 PM (KBMHm)

136 Ive never seen such a long ONT!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 02, 2019 10:49 PM (P96Ys)

137 Posted by: NeoOtter at August 02, 2019 10:46 PM (0x00j)

You can change the voice on GPS, but I don't have to worry about that now because the GPS died and I don't have that app on my ancient phone. There is no voice that you possibly make me want a computer talking to me even if it has sexy male tones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:49 PM (+0VWg)

138 And just for the record, I usually avoid using the truly weird shit. Like this:

https://tinyurl.com/y3ol6ccb

Don't say I didn't warn you.



Posted by: Weirddave
.............
While I am looking for bleach for my eyes, I am at the same time curious as to the origin of that!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 10:49 PM (438dO)

139 Alexa is creepy-like HAL from 2001. Don't want to use it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:45 PM (+0VWg)


Look Fen, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Posted by: HALexa 9000 at August 02, 2019 10:51 PM (oVJmc)

140 Ladyl. Didn't we have one once with an incredibly long cat?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2019 10:51 PM (hpmE4)

141 ''What a sad bunch of candidates. It looks like the only one who can beat me is me. Therefore, I am happy to announce my candidacy as the democrat nominee for the presidency. The debates are about to get fun. ''

You know that sounds like something he'd actually say. LOL.

Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2019 10:51 PM (jm1YL)

142 Posted by: Alexa at August 02, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

My porn stash will be a big, big letdown to the NSA.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:51 PM (+0VWg)

143 Posted by: HALexa 9000 at August 02, 2019 10:51 PM (oVJmc)

HALexa. That was clever. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:52 PM (+0VWg)

144 Porn stash, or porn 'stache?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

145 For quite a while, I had a Windows Phone.. their AI user-interface (or whatever you call it) is Cortana.. she's the AI character in the HALO games.
This was actually a pretty fun experience..
She wasn't listening all the time.. and she was pretty dam accurate at answering questions through Bing.
She is available on Windows 10 machines now too..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 10:52 PM (438dO)

146 Has anyone felt like just running away from home? Just pack a little bandana thing on the end of a pole and leave?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM (dUJdY)

147 140 Ladyl. Didn't we have one once with an incredibly long cat?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2019 10:51 PM (hpmE4)

Hmmmm... a cat?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM (P96Ys)

148 Ladyl. Didn't we have one once with an incredibly long cat?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2019 10:51 PM (hpmE4)

Dammit, y'all. WD reads his shit! Do. Not. Give him ideas!

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM (YTvcG)

149 Jewells, more and more I've wished I had enough money to run off for a several-day road trip, as I get older.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

150 Porn stash, or porn 'stache?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2019 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

Well, my husband had a mustache for years, but that was before cell phones and I never did take pictures of him in the nude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 10:54 PM (+0VWg)

151 Yep. An extra long cat picture. A punishment for someone dissing an ONT. Or several someone's.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2019 10:54 PM (hpmE4)

152 Has anyone felt like just running away from home? Just pack a little bandana thing on the end of a pole and leave?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM



It's called a "bindle"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 02, 2019 10:54 PM (7WaWV)

153 Dammit, y'all. WD reads his shit! Do. Not. Give him ideas!
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM (YTvcG)


Weird Dave is weird and all but he isn't vengeful like MisHum.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:55 PM (aS1PU)

154 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

Me too. Sometimes I just want to get in my car and drive.. don't even care where. ok.. I would head west but stop in AZ

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 10:55 PM (dUJdY)

155 re than 'video' mentioned in 138:

I had never seen video of Hermann Goerring's birthday party before.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 10:55 PM (ZqRa6)

156 Has anyone felt like just running away from home? Just pack a little bandana thing on the end of a pole and leave?



Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM







It's called a "bindle"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
...............
Also a "harpoon"..
see: me an bobbi mcgee

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 10:55 PM (438dO)

157 So, I post a comment then break out my rendition of "Rawhide!".

Scrollin, scrollin, scrollin.
Keep that text a goin.
Rawhide!

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:56 PM (YTvcG)

158 So it was MisHum. The late night horde must have been really nasty.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2019 10:56 PM (hpmE4)

159 ''Me too. Sometimes I just want to get in my car and drive.. don't even care where. ok.. I would head west but stop in AZ ''

If you're stopping in AZ pick me up on the way.

Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2019 10:56 PM (jm1YL)

160 If ever do Tuna I will grab you along the way!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 10:57 PM (dUJdY)

161 Jewells, AZ and NV are where I'd like to go. Also Wyoming, Utah, Montana, New Mexico...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

162 Weird Dave is weird and all but he isn't vengeful like MisHum.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:55 PM (aS1PU)


Shhh, MisHum reads all the ONTs, don't give him ideas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:58 PM (BiNEL)

163 Hey Jewells, if you end up in Michigan, look me up. I got a couch. Just let me know ahead of time so I can pick up some pizza rolls.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 02, 2019 10:58 PM (t+qrx)

164 Does Weird Dave have any funny songs, like Weird Al?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

165 so who will be the big surprise at the Dem convention next year, Hillary or Moochelle? My money is on Mooch, since people I know (or sort of know) on Fazebook keep posting stuff about how we used to have such a classy First Lady, and they don't mean the old alky.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 10:59 PM (ZqRa6)

166 160 If ever do Tuna I will grab you along the way!

Uhm.

Posted by: the comma at August 02, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

167 lol hogmartin.. I love ya to death but if I run away from home I am NOT heading north. Been there, done that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 11:00 PM (dUJdY)

168 I remember the long cat ONT. I did not remember it being Mis Hum.

Who was responsible for the stupid, awful, long snake story ONT?

Posted by: cfo mom at August 02, 2019 11:00 PM (RfzVr)

169 Weird Dave is weird and all but he isn't vengeful like MisHum.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 10:55 PM (aS1PU)

Shhh, MisHum reads all the ONTs, don't give him ideas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 10:58 PM (BiNEL)

Aww. Shit!

Posted by: t0Pasty White Guy on an Ottoman at August 02, 2019 11:00 PM (YTvcG)

170 My butthurts just reading all of that.

*sniffle*

Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2019 11:00 PM (kLDv+)

171 Just sayin'

https://www.weaselzippers.us/

427918-hong-kong-protesters-explain-why-theyre-

waving-american-flags/

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 11:01 PM (BiNEL)

172 long snake story: Obama.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 11:01 PM (ZqRa6)

173 Funny ONT. But, man ... that was some weird stuff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2019 11:01 PM (nmtEZ)

174 Posted by: the comma at August 02, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

Grammer Nazi.. or whatever..punctuation Nazi?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 11:01 PM (dUJdY)

175 Very girthy ONT Weird Dave. Thank you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2019 11:01 PM (l0HIT)

176 Scrollin scrollin scrollin.

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 11:02 PM (YTvcG)

177 Who was responsible for the stupid, awful, long snake story ONT?
Posted by: cfo mom at August 02, 2019 11:00 PM (RfzVr)


Nate.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 02, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

178 Does Weird Dave have any funny songs, like Weird Al?
Well, now that you ask....https://tinyurl.com/yyzwbcql
My original lyrics are here: https://tinyurl.com/y4ycgmbn

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2019 11:03 PM (iGjYP)

179 Jewells, AZ and NV are where I'd like to go. Also Wyoming, Utah, Montana, New Mexico...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
* * * *

Let me know when you will be in Utah! Free lunch!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 11:03 PM (bHlGF)

180 You can tune a piano, but you can also tune a radio ...

Posted by: Adriane the Go Fish Critic ... at August 02, 2019 11:03 PM (LPnfS)

181 Legally Sufficient, will do thanks! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

182 but you can't tune a fish

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 11:04 PM (ZqRa6)

183 Long cat was awesome. IIRC it smoked several morns' computers & they had to buy new ones.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 02, 2019 11:04 PM (BaHwF)

184 Thanks WeirdDave!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

185 Ive never seen such a long ONT!

Do not tempt fate like that! There was one that was miles longer, and it was just a picture of a cat.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 11:04 PM (Ibwur)

186 Who was responsible for the stupid, awful, long snake story ONT?
https://tinyurl.com/y5tuybjq

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2019 11:05 PM (iGjYP)

187 The very little I saw of Utah was beautiful. So yeah I would love to go there.. Wyoming also looks gorgeous. So many places I want to go.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 11:05 PM (dUJdY)

188 NO MERCY for the girl in the ball pit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2019 11:05 PM (KZzsI)

189 well shit!
harpoon means harmonica! not the stick!
I fact checked myself!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 11:05 PM (438dO)

190 WD reads his shit! Do. Not. Give him ideas!
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM


* ponders *

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ at August 02, 2019 11:06 PM (DMUuz)

191 the joke I'm reading on Twitter:
AMERICAN: in America, we can criticize our President. Can you?
CHINESE: in China, we can support our President. Can you?

Posted by: the comma at August 02, 2019 11:07 PM (ykYG2)

192 Does Weird Dave have any funny songs, like Weird Al?
Well, now that you ask....https://tinyurl.com/yyzwbcql
My original lyrics are here: https://tinyurl.com/y4ycgmbn
Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2019 11:03 PM (iGjYP)


WD - Renaissance Man

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 11:07 PM (aS1PU)

193 /soqkfale

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 11:07 PM (ykYG2)

194 Well goodnight everyone. Gotta help son move back in his apartment tomorrow. Long day. Stay safe. Love you all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 11:07 PM (dUJdY)

195 Nevada is boring - for me, Az and Utah are the most beautiful, scenic states of all - I love the colors, I love the canyons, I love the incredible variations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:08 PM (KS7KL)

196 WD reads his shit! Do. Not. Give him ideas!
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM

* ponders *
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ at August 02, 2019 11:06 PM (DMUuz)

Hangs head in defeat.

We are DOOMED.

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 11:08 PM (YTvcG)

197 That baby was probably the little girl's brother. Bet she got the time out corner for a week or so.. The way she chucked him into the foam pit..like she was thinking ''My life was sweet until you came along''

Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2019 11:08 PM (jm1YL)

198 My scrolling finger is giving out. Have loved being awake for the ONT. Mountain time is great.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2019 11:09 PM (hpmE4)

199 ok, I'm calling it a night, I have a marathon to run after which I have a date with the Mairzy Dotes Quintuplets girls. Except the one who thinks Trump should have stayed with Ivana.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 11:09 PM (ZqRa6)

200 Jewells, have a good day tomorrow.

I'm done for the night,

hopefully I can get some chores done before the rains descend so I have to arise early, gack!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 11:09 PM (BiNEL)

201 ''Well goodnight everyone. Gotta help son move back in his apartment tomorrow. Long day. Stay safe. Love you all.''

You too kiddo. Have "fun'' moving tomorrow.

Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2019 11:09 PM (jm1YL)

202 That baby was probably the little girl's brother. Bet she got the time out corner for a week or so.. The way she chucked him into the foam pit..like she was thinking ''My life was sweet until you came along''

Question: Who put that baby on the warpath?

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 11:10 PM (YTvcG)

203 Omg, just watched that interview with Don Lemon and the black pastor.

Don Lemon is TRASH. A Trump-obsessed, hateful, dishonest heap of sewage.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at August 02, 2019 11:11 PM (kvFji)

204 At HotAir, story that Kellyanne Conway and Nikki Haley are having a slap fight on Twitter.

Can't wait for the pay-per-view event!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

205 Wyoming - ok I can't ignore Yellowstone and the Tetons. No place on earth like Yellowstone.
I was really lucky earlier in life to be able to do a lot of hiking in the Grand Canyon. It's hard to explain, but it is so vast, that being in the Canyon are the only times I have ever completely felt like I was in some other world, unconnected to this one. When you are in it, you realize, you can feel, that it really is it's own world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:11 PM (KS7KL)

206 Don Lemon is TRASH. A Trump-obsessed, hateful, dishonest heap of sewage.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at August 02, 2019 11:11 PM (kvFji)


You RACIST!!!

Posted by: Average Guy at August 02, 2019 11:12 PM (BaHwF)

207 re 191: old joke

American and Russian at the UN
American: I can wave a sign in front of the White hours that says 'The American President Stinks!"
and the Russian replies "And I can wave a sign in front of the Kremlin that says "The American President Stinks!"

And Bernie Sanders says 'Da'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 11:12 PM (ZqRa6)

208 Nevada is boring - for me, Az and Utah are the most beautiful, scenic states of all - I love the colors, I love the canyons, I love the incredible variations.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:08 PM (KS7KL)
* * * *

The geology of the western states is unparalleled. I am learning as fast as I can! I grew up in the west and then left until just recently. How I missed it!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 11:13 PM (bHlGF)

209 "for me, Az and Utah are the most beautiful, scenic states of all - I love the colors, I love the canyons, I love the incredible variations."

Drive through northern New Mexico in winter. Pretend it's Mars.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 11:13 PM (ykYG2)

210 Oh, and HOMOPHOBE!!!

Posted by: Average Guy at August 02, 2019 11:13 PM (BaHwF)

211 203: chique, at least you hit the high spots.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:14 PM (KP5rU)

212 >>I was really lucky earlier in life to be able to do a lot of hiking in the Grand Canyon.


I spent a ton of time on the North Rim when I was in college.

That hike at Toroweep/Tuweup, down the cinder cone and lava slides is amazing.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:14 PM (HsdYX)

213 So, WierdDave, thank-you for a great ONT. Time to say goodnight, goodnight.

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 11:15 PM (YTvcG)

214 Helen Waite is the Director of our Butthurt Complaint Department.

If you're butthurt about something, you can go to Helen Waite.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:16 PM (axyOa)

215 mesa verde will give you the creeps.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

216 California is beautiful but Arizona is amazing.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 02, 2019 11:16 PM (aS1PU)

217 Looking forward to seeing the North Rim soon. We had canyons in our area when I was growing up so never felt I missed out by not seeing the Grand Canyon.

The canyons are magical. They change appearance minute by minute depending on the sun and clouds.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 11:17 PM (bHlGF)

218 Good evening Dave, it's good to see you.
You seem to be doing well...
Have you checked the O2/NOX ratios recently?





Posted by: Hal at August 02, 2019 11:18 PM (iEXgF)

219 FTR, Long Cat was Maetenloch

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2019 11:19 PM (iGjYP)

220 215
mesa verde will give you the creeps.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Both my wife and I remember that when we were kids, they had "Esther" the Indian Mummy laid out in a glass box in the visitors center. Wanna talk about creepy, now THAT was creepy! Her bony jaw was all cattywampus grinning at you. I think Esther has been memory holed, I don't think the Park Service will even admit they ever did that now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:19 PM (KS7KL)

221 206 Don Lemon is TRASH. A Trump-obsessed, hateful, dishonest heap of sewage.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at August 02, 2019 11:11 PM (kvFji)

You RACIST!!!
Posted by: Average Guy



And a homophobe.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2019 11:19 PM (Qt2ya)

222 mesa verde will give you the creeps.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
* * * *

The only creepy thing was turning a corner in the museum and coming face to face with "Esther" the mummy!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 11:20 PM (bHlGF)

223 I lived in AZ. But I give Utah the nod. Unbelievable country.

Wyoming and Montana are close. But utah has that great desert.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:21 PM (HsdYX)

224 Good evening Dave, it's good to see you.
You seem to be doing well...
Have you checked the O2/NOX ratios recently?





Posted by: Hal at August 02, 2












Well Dave?

Have you?








Hal

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:22 PM (axyOa)

225 LOL you remember Esther too! She sure ain't there anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:22 PM (KS7KL)

226 220: tom, thanks for the reminder. that place is full of ju ju. you don't even have to get out of the car. there is something there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

227 Lots of content. Back inside after making a bunch of orbits on the riding mower. You gotta try to keep up, or the grass becomes sentient.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 11:23 PM (abNpZ)

228 Esther was rather unforgettable. I will admit to being scared while climbing one of those wooden ladders, but only because it was thundering at the time. The rain held off and we were able to scramble up without incident. Whew!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 11:24 PM (bHlGF)

229 i never went back to mesa verde. fuck that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

230 Chaco Canyon and Canyon de Chely are worth seeing as well.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:25 PM (HsdYX)

231 LOL you remember Esther too! She sure ain't there anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo


****


She hanging out with The Thing now?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:25 PM (axyOa)

232 One of these years, I will make it to the west coast for a visit. Even got the where all picked out. Bandon Dunes Golf Resort which is along the coast of SW Oregon. I've never seen the Pacific. Seen both sides of the Atlantic but not the Pacific. I'd like to at some point. I'd prefer sometime before I'm dead. I'm going to change companies soon so all my leave is going poof so not this year or next. I'll probably leave this contract this year anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2019 11:26 PM (Qt2ya)

233 >>Esther was rather unforgettable.


So was The Thing.


But Esther kinda snuck up on you.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:26 PM (HsdYX)

234 I hear Esther hangs with RBG nowadays

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

235 Weird, D.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:27 PM (HsdYX)

236 Thats Bluebell knocking crawling boy into the foam right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2019 11:27 PM (l0HIT)

237 I need the link to foam boy getting hammered. If I get depressed I can watch that. Heidi and I played it 50 times and laughed our asses off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2019 11:29 PM (l0HIT)

238 230
Chaco Canyon and Canyon de Chely are worth seeing as well.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:25 PM (HsdYX)
I was actually able to climb up the one knoll and see the Sun Dagger the last summer it was open to the public; for many years now it's been restricted for fear that someone would damage it. It's a spiral carved into a rock face behind some curiously piled boulders on top of a small peak; on June 21 each year, a shaft of light comes through a crack between two of the boulders and passes perfectly through the exact middle of the spiral.
In one of the large rooms at one of the Great Houses in Chaco, they found the skeletons of a couple of hundred parrots that they must have imported up from central Mexico.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:30 PM (KS7KL)

239 Desolation Canyon (been fortunate to see it from the 10,000 foot level rather than the Green River level). Horseshoe Canyon (at the western edge of Canyonlands) we rode down into on horseback to see pictographs. The Colorado River canyon upstream from Moab has the gigantic red rock canyons. You could take a boat that went up the canyon at just before sunset and once darkness fell, they would light the canyon walls with giant lights.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 11:31 PM (bHlGF)

240 I hear Esther hangs with RBG nowadays
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
* * * *

No one can tell them apart!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 11:34 PM (bHlGF)

241 So how is it that Kathy Griffin is uninsurable? Can someone tell me? I'm intrigued.
Because Lloyd's of London will insure just about anything.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 11:34 PM (NMAzL)

242 >>Horseshoe Canyon (at the western edge of Canyonlands) we rode down into on horseback to see pictographs


I have ridden all over that country. On a mtn bike.

Also was one of the last people to ever drive all of Canyonlands Roads. We were back in there taking color plates of the Pictographs for the U of Az. the last season it was legal to drive offroad in the park.

That was an amazing trip. Hundreds and hundreds of miles of remote jeep roads that hadn't seen travel in over a decade.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:34 PM (HsdYX)

243 Hey Miley!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

244 My dad with his Toyota Land Cruiser once hired a Navajo Guide to go way back in Canyon De Chelly, to see some spots that normally are very difficult to get to. It's on the reservation, so rules say you gotta hire a Navajo to take you anywhere off the beaten path on the res.

The Navajo reaction to the ruins was interesting - it was his job to go with us, but we could tell he didn't like it and really didn't want to do it at all. And he wouldn't go into them at all like us fool whites. Talking with others who deal with them, the Navajo know that it wasn't their people who built those, they had nothing to do with them, and they consider them to be places full of old bones and bad spirits that they've got no business being around.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:37 PM (KS7KL)

245 Sounds amazing, garrett. How fortunate to have done that!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 02, 2019 11:38 PM (bHlGF)

246 I camped in Chaco Canyon a few years ago. It was September.

We could hear voices howling with the wind and the presence of a thousand souls was very real.

We woke to freezing temperatures and snow.

Went for a hike after coffee and a snack. It was so alive.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 02, 2019 11:38 PM (PkVlr)

247 Also a "harpoon"..
see: me an bobbi mcgee
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 02, 2019 10:55 PM (438dO)

"harpoon" = harmonica in that context

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 11:39 PM (abNpZ)

248 >>Went for a hike after coffee and a snack. It was so alive.



You know you aren't supposed to eat those purple mushrooms that grow in the cow pies, right?

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:39 PM (HsdYX)

249 okay, someone explain why birdy has no feet, I don't get it

Posted by: firehorse at August 02, 2019 11:39 PM (HApII)

250
I hear Esther hangs with RBG nowadays


Have you ever seen them together? Please note that Esther was only on display while the Supreme Court was in recess. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: An Observation at August 02, 2019 11:40 PM (mdsFe)

251 Puddleglum,
Bandon is nice. Likewise Tillamook and Canon Beach.
Make sure you head up the Washington Coast too. Lake Quinault is worth it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:40 PM (axyOa)

252 You know you aren't supposed to eat those purple mushrooms that grow in the cow pies, right?
Posted by: garrett

Duuuuuuude

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 02, 2019 11:40 PM (PkVlr)

253 okay, someone explain why birdy has no feet, I don't get it

Posted by: firehorse at August 02, 2019 11:39 PM (HApII)

Botox gets rid of crow's feet.
Hi qdp!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 11:42 PM (NMAzL)

254 okay, someone explain why birdy has no feet, I don't get it
Posted by: firehorse at August 02, 2019 11:39 PM (HApII)


It's a crow.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 02, 2019 11:42 PM (t+qrx)

255 The Anasazis' descendants are the Hopi I believe. The Hopi agree with the Navajo that the old ruins were cursed. That is why the Hopi left. "Anasazi" is itself a Navajo word meaning "Ancestral Enemy"; the Hopi say Hisatsinom.

Their legends are believable on account they record events that weren't THAT long before their first meetings with the Spaniards.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 11:42 PM (ykYG2)

256 236 Thats Bluebell knocking crawling boy into the foam right?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

****

Bluebell only ever used a shiv.
Perhaps a young Nurse R???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:44 PM (axyOa)

257 The hummingbirds migrate through Mesa Verde. It's mind blowing how many there are.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 02, 2019 11:45 PM (PkVlr)

258 251: I've seen pictures of the NW coast and it's just breath taking. Water is cold but I wouldn't swim in it anyway. Besides golfing, I'd like to fish up there too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2019 11:46 PM (Qt2ya)

259 well this was a fun ONT, good job.

Left meat from domino's? Hilarious, what else right anchovy?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 02, 2019 11:46 PM (JziUy)

260 Diogenes,

I would most certainly have done that to my younger brother.

I used to goad him into walking along the edge of any fountain. I would have him walk, then skip, then walk backwards....... kept upping the ante until he fell in. Which he always did eventually.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 02, 2019 11:48 PM (PkVlr)

261 AOC attempting to cook rice:

https://tinyurl.com/thotrice

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2019 11:48 PM (tY4MP)

262 AOC attempting to cook rice:

---
less face, more boob pls

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 02, 2019 11:51 PM (JziUy)

263 AOC attempting to cook rice:

How many buildings burned down?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

264 >>AOC attempting to cook rice:


Arroz by any other name...

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:54 PM (HsdYX)

265 Uninsurable
That's what you paid
Uninsurable
Put down that blade

That's why Kathy, it's incredible
your stupid jokes are unbeheadble
Don't blame Trump
'cos your unemployable too.


Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 02, 2019 11:55 PM (Ndje9)

266 Gipper, that's Nat King Cold. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2019 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

267 > How many buildings burned down?

I'm not sure she ever got as far as getting the burner turned on.

She had to stop and read the recipe for five minutes after the "rinse" step.

Yeah. To cook rice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2019 11:57 PM (tY4MP)

268 Cooking rice would be so much easier if the stupid racist taxpayers would just let us raise taxes so that all of us elite special liberal congresspersons could have a complete staff to wait on us hand and foot!

Posted by: AOC at August 02, 2019 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

269 I would most certainly have done that to my younger brother.

I used to goad him into walking along the edge of any fountain. I would have him walk, then skip, then walk backwards....... kept upping the ante until he fell in. Which he always did eventually.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 02, 2019

****

I was the youngest of four.

I know what you're talking about.
I don't talk to my siblings to this day.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:59 PM (axyOa)

270 Miley, couple of those drawn-on stick faces gifs you like in the post.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 03, 2019 12:00 AM (NAZub)

271 get this sock off before it causes problems...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2019 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

272 Diogenes,


Are you calling me a bitch?

I'm still as close as i can be to my severely progressive, Starbucks executive brother.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 03, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr)

273 Ode to Kathy Griffin-------------------------

Unemployable... In every way..
Unemployable... That's how you'll stay..
Oh dear Kathy, it's incredible
Since you declared Trump be-headable
You have been... unemployable too...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 03, 2019 12:03 AM (438dO)

274 So how is it that Kathy Griffin is uninsurable? Can someone tell me? I'm intrigued.
Because Lloyd's of London will insure just about anything.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 11:34 PM (NMAzL)


I'm guessing production companies can't get their projects insured if she's involved, because of the liability of having a talentless loose canon involved, who could bring the curtains down with one stupid tweet.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 03, 2019 12:04 AM (BaHwF)

275 AOC's CoS and some other nitwit freak staffer are out. In utterly unimportant and boring newz. But it, along with the idiotic Dem debates, which are of zero consequence, is more pleasant newz than the real newz.


UT, especially southern, seems to have ridiculous quantities of amazing geology. Only got there, to Bryce Canyon, last year.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2019 12:04 AM (QDnY+)

276 I'm late but WD you totally ROCK! Love the posts!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 03, 2019 12:05 AM (a4qVe)

277 All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2019 12:06 AM (e8kgV)

278 AOC attempting to cook rice:

https://tinyurl.com/thotrice
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2019 11:48 PM (tY4MP)

That's funny, so much for the authentic Puerto Rican schtick.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 03, 2019 12:06 AM (Rz2Nc)

279 love the ont, WD, so funny

good night horde

Posted by: vmom with book nooz from horde authors at August 03, 2019 12:07 AM (dm05u)

280 If you haven't learned how to cook rice by the time you graduate from HS, then it's the first thing you learn after you've gone to college or otherwise moved out of your parens' house. AOC is just demonstrating how for some people (roughly half the population), self reliance is low on their list of values. For the other half, it's right there at the top.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 03, 2019 12:09 AM (BaHwF)

281 Kinda related, anyone visiting Jordan [a pretty good place for tourism] needs to visit Wadi Rum - pretty easy to fit in, since your base for Petra - Aqaba - is also close to Wadi Rum. Pretty spectacular geology somewhat like Monument Valley. Nice element is that your guide will likely be the grandkid of somebody who rode with Lawrence to take Aqaba, and the kid of a man who rode as an extra in the movie. The Howeitat are still the only ones there.


Homework before the trip would include viewing the relevant scenes from "Lawrence of Arabia", filmed on location, which is light duty.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2019 12:10 AM (QDnY+)

282 Has anyone felt like just running away from home? Just pack a little bandana thing on the end of a pole and leave?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM (dUJdY)

Yes! Just to get out of Kalimexifornicatistan.

Posted by: Grannymimi at August 03, 2019 12:10 AM (u5LFV)

283 > AOC's CoS and some other nitwit freak staffer are out.

More like Shakyerbooti has given her up as a bad job and is out looking for a less-stupid mouthpiece for his next attempt. He's the tail that wagged that dog.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2019 12:12 AM (tY4MP)

284 Are you calling me a bitch?

I'm still as close as i can be to my severely progressive, Starbucks executive brother.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 03, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr)

***

Not at all!

But when you finally collect on the Apple Cup bet I won't be walking near any fountains.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2019 12:14 AM (axyOa)

285 Oh Rodrigo I know. AOC is dumb even by Democrat, Beltway, and current national standards.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2019 12:14 AM (QDnY+)

286 Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
This is open season
But you won't get too far

We know you've got to blame someone
For your own confusion
But we're on guard this time
Against your final solution

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2019 12:16 AM (e8kgV)

287 As someone who *almost* played harmonica for Oingo Boingo (they were the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo back then), other than Bobby Mcgee I've never heard of a harmonica referred to as a "harpoon". But AOP is right.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 03, 2019 12:17 AM (w7U7L)

288 > All the young dudes

Holy crap, Ian Hunter is 80 years old.

He'd been a pro musician for 11 years before Mott the Hoople was even formed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2019 12:17 AM (tY4MP)

289 WD reads his shit! Do. Not. Give him ideas!
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2019 10:53 PM
--

* ponders *

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ at August 02, 2019 11:06 PM (DMUuz)


Move over, Bitch!

Posted by: Status Quo at August 03, 2019 12:17 AM (Y8PSl)

290 I'm guessing production companies can't get their
projects insured if she's involved, because of the liability of having a
talentless loose canon involved, who could bring the curtains down with
one stupid tweet.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 03, 2019 12:04 AM (BaHwF)

I would've thought the lefty entertainment biz would love her because Orangemanbad.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2019 12:19 AM (NMAzL)

291 And Bernie Sanders says 'Da'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 02, 2019 11:12 PM (ZqRa6)


And Bernie Sanders says 'Dacha', the more the merrier.

Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2019 12:20 AM (Y8PSl)

292 Miley, couple of those drawn-on stick faces gifs you like in the post.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 03, 2019 12:00 AM (NAZub)

I read all the content in detail, too! Excellent end-of-the-week ONT, Dave.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2019 12:21 AM (NMAzL)

293 I would've thought the lefty entertainment biz would love her because Orangemanbad.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
.............
Insurers ain't lefties or righties..
they are actuaries!
I work with some.. assessing risk knows nothing about politics..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 03, 2019 12:21 AM (438dO)

294 > other than Bobby Mcgee I've never heard of a harmonica referred to as a "harpoon".

Some old-time bluesmen called it that as slang, though it's not real common. Calling it just a "harp" isn't rare, though.

Searching YouTube for "harpoon harmonica" will turn up a bunch of references.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2019 12:22 AM (tY4MP)

295 I would've thought the lefty entertainment biz would love her because Orangemanbad.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2019 12:19 AM (NMAzL)

She was talentless and annoyingly hanging on. They saw a way out, and took it.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 03, 2019 12:23 AM (Rz2Nc)

296 As someone who *almost* played harmonica for Oingo Boingo (they were the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo back then), other than Bobby Mcgee I've never heard of a harmonica referred to as a "harpoon". But AOP is right.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 03, 2019 12:17 AM (w7U7L)

I think kris Kristofferson was just exercising poetic license. The term "mouth harp" is used for harmonica, and blues bands often have "harp players". So I think he took "harpoon" from that, maybe just to make the line scan right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2019 12:24 AM (abNpZ)

297 assessing risk knows nothing about politics..


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 03, 2019 12:21 AM (438dO)

H8tr!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2019 12:24 AM (NMAzL)

298 295 Huh. Did not know that, Of course, I've owned any number of Hohner Blues Harps. Did not know that came from "harpoon."

Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 03, 2019 12:26 AM (w7U7L)

299 > Of course, I've owned any number of Hohner Blues Harps. Did not know that came from "harpoon."

Probably the other way around, I'd bet.

Someone started calling it a harpoon as a joke.

Wild-ass-guess: that someone was a sailor on a whaling ship, way back when.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2019 12:27 AM (tY4MP)

300 I'd always assumed Kristofferson was just riffing, myself.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 03, 2019 12:30 AM (w7U7L)

301 Regarding the AOC rice video - I noticed that commenters were laughing at the idea of rinsing the rice. They've clearly not done much cooking, or perhaps use Uncle Ben's. Many times you rinse rice to remove excess starch.
This would not apply to rice kits like Rice-A-Roni or some of the pre-cooked or pretreated things they have out there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2019 12:31 AM (NMAzL)

302 Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:11 PM (KS7KL)


There is a lot more to Wyoming than Yellowstone and the Tetons.I love it all - my dream state - no damned people there!

Posted by: Grannymimi at August 03, 2019 12:32 AM (u5LFV)

303 > I'd always assumed Kristofferson was just riffing, myself.

I'm almost positive the slang predates that song, but could be wrong.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2019 12:32 AM (tY4MP)

304 Jeeze, the TV commercials just get weirder and weirder. Who in the hell are they supposed to appeal to?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz)

305 Only 29, so I'm still learning.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 03, 2019 12:35 AM (w7U7L)

306 Regarding the AOC rice video - I noticed that commenters were laughing at the idea of rinsing the rice.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2019 12:31 AM (NMAzL)


I've rinsed rice until the water runs clear and not rinsed it at all, and I can't tell the difference. I still rinse it three times anyway, and I don't know why. Superstition.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 03, 2019 12:37 AM (t+qrx)

307 The geology in Colorado is pretty cool as well. If you can stomach the political BS.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 03, 2019 12:37 AM (0OmEj)

308 Jeeze, the TV commercials just get weirder and weirder. Who in the hell are they supposed to appeal to?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz)

I've been puzzled by a Chevrolet Pickup commercial this evening.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 03, 2019 12:38 AM (Rz2Nc)

309 I see so little TV any more - almost literally none - that like so much else, I have to "enjoy" the national degradation as manifested in TV marketing vicariously, thru y'all.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2019 12:39 AM (QDnY+)

310 Thanks for pointing out it's a crow, that's funny now that I get it.

Posted by: firehorse at August 03, 2019 12:43 AM (HApII)

311 Puddleglum at August 02, 2019 11:46 PM (Qt2ya)


My son-in-law and his buddies fish up there a lot. Steel-head and salmon, depending on the season.

Posted by: Grannymimi at August 03, 2019 12:43 AM (u5LFV)

312 https://tinyurl.com/y2aobfn4

This photo is the view from within 50 yards of my back yard. Our view is obstructed by trees. This is the other side of those.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 03, 2019 12:43 AM (0OmEj)

313 > I noticed that commenters were laughing at the idea of rinsing the rice.


I was laughing because of "Uh... rinse the rice, then...uh..." (goes and reads recipe for about 5 minutes)



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2019 12:44 AM (tY4MP)

314 All I thought when I saw it was 'grackle' since I have so many in my neighborhood.

Posted by: firehorse at August 03, 2019 12:45 AM (HApII)

315 I dozed off for a while. I guess I must have needed the sleep.

That's some funny content.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 12:49 AM (sdi6R)

316 > All I thought when I saw it was 'grackle' since I have so many in my neighborhood.


Grackle would make a good brand name for a dual-purpose tile grouting and spackling compound.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2019 12:49 AM (tY4MP)

317 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 03, 2019 12:50 AM (Rz2Nc)

318 Hmm. That last pic caused a flashback to pugil sticks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2019 12:51 AM (CDGwz)

319 Oh, and happy Kuwait invasion day to those in the western time zones.


It did not stand.


A few days will be Hiroshima day - I think Tokyo mayors have given up on mocking the cult of Hiroshima, but of course the "peace" cultists have not given up their ritual.


Hiroshima's a very nice city, but Nagasaki's nicer - quieter, mellower, geography, water.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2019 12:52 AM (QDnY+)

320 The next AOC video I see will be the first. As for rinsing rice,
that is pretty standard. Obviously there are many types of rice and
applications so it is situation dependent.
Now,
rinsing pasta is a big no no in most applications. I guess it is ok for
pasta salads and that type of picnic fare but not for Italian food.
The starch helps the sauce cling to the noodles.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 12:54 AM (n13/j)

321 Kinda related, anyone visiting Jordan [a pretty good
place for tourism] needs to visit Wadi Rum - pretty easy to fit in,
since your base for Petra - Aqaba - is also close to Wadi Rum. Pretty
spectacular geology somewhat like Monument Valley. Nice element is that
your guide will likely be the grandkid of somebody who rode with
Lawrence to take Aqaba, and the kid of a man who rode as an extra in the
movie. The Howeitat are still the only ones there.


Homework
before the trip would include viewing the relevant scenes from "Lawrence
of Arabia", filmed on location, which is light duty.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2019 12:10 AM (QDnY+)

I recall seeing a video years ago about Jordan. One of the Jordanian Royal Family sons was traveling around the country, doing hard corps rappelling, spelunking, etc. His background was in the Jordanian Special Forces. It was an infomercial for the country,but a good one. I would like to see that again.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 12:58 AM (n13/j)

322 Good night, all. Early day tomorrow.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2019 12:59 AM (tY4MP)

323 Well, I am tired, and going to go to bed. Well into the transmission job on my '96 Suburban. Another 20-odd bolts, and the transmission should be out of the truck. All the major obstacles are out of there.

Night, horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2019 12:59 AM (abNpZ)

324 For some reason this little dialog popped into my head. Imagine two dudes having a discussion which gets a little contentious. I'll leave it to you to ascertain the political leanings of the two players:

Dude 1: "You think you're better than me, don't you?"

Dude 2: "I don't know... Do you think I think I'm better than you?"

D1: "Yes! Because you do!"

D2: "Well, then I guess I am better than you."

D1: "No, you're not! You just think you are!"

D2: "Look, I think that we can agree that thinking of yourself as better than others is bad. Call it egoism, narcissism, whatever. Right?"

D1: "Yes! See? You admit it!"

D2: "So, all else being equal, the person who thinks himself better than the other person is the worse of the two."

D1: "Right!"

D2: "And, since you think I think I'm better than you, you must think I'm worse than you. So if you think I'm worse than you, then you obviously think you're better than me."

D1: "Wait... What?..."

D2: "And since you think that you're better than me, and I don't think I'm better than you, then I am, demonstrably, better than you."

D1: "But you just admitted you think you're better than me!"

D2: "No, I'm just humbly agreeing with you, which is what the better man would do. Am I right?"

D1: "RACIST!!!"

Posted by: Average Guy at August 03, 2019 01:10 AM (BaHwF)

325 It's been announced that the next Democratic debate will just be a hot-oil wrestling match between Tulsi and Kamala...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2019 01:29 AM (L2ZTs)

326 Today was Miklos birthday.

Miklos now very tired.

Maybe the sexy sexy Magyar speaking dolphins are responsible.

Dolphins (delfin in Hungarian language) speak the language of my people. Who knew.

Miklos knows, of which he may not speak.

Also thanking for All Noble Slavic Fraternal Peoples for most excellent fireworks.

Also to Young Lady for Kind Gift of Kimchi, knowing Asian Origins of all Magyar Tribes.

Posted by: Miklos, Circling the Sun (Sun being Hungarian for hedgehog) at August 03, 2019 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

327 Happy birthday Miklos!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2019 01:30 AM (L2ZTs)

328
So how is it that Kathy Griffin is uninsurable? Can someone tell me? I'm intrigued.
Because Lloyd's of London will insure just about anything.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 11:34 PM (NMAzL)

I'm guessing production companies can't get their projects insured if she's involved, because of the liability of having a talentless loose canon involved, who could bring the curtains down with one stupid tweet.
Posted by: Average Guy

=====

Yes, Average Guy got it.

No one will finance a film without a completion bond, which is like insurance in case the production goes bust. Some actors are considered poison to completion bonds, Marilyn Monroe being perhaps the most notorious case. She was called "uninsurable" in the late stages of her career because no one would issue such a bond in any production she was involved in. Lindsay Lohan also enjoys this status now.

I guess Kathy Griffin falls into the same category, although I'm not sure why. No, really. She'd show up to work every day and do her best, so I'm not sure what she means when she says she can't get insurance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2019 01:32 AM (13CQC)

329 Funny as he'll ont

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 03, 2019 01:34 AM (Bh6pi)

330 Blonde, I've read that by the time he finished Some Like It Hot, Billy Wilder *hated* Marilyn Monroe's guts, because she was so entitled, lazy and unreliable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2019 01:34 AM (L2ZTs)

331 Happy birthday, dear Miklos!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2019 01:36 AM (NMAzL)

332 Happy birthday Miklos!
Posted by: qdpsteve

Beware horny dolphins.

I tell, QDP is friend of all Noble Quasi-Asian peoples.

Posted by: Miklos, muscle memory bartending at August 03, 2019 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

333 Happy birthday, dear Miklos!
Posted by: Miley,

Oysters.

You coulda just slipped 'em down the river.

I have a net. Like to use it before the neighbor remembers I borrowed it.

Posted by: Miklos, happy to be a Mayan hobbyist at August 03, 2019 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

334 Miklos: well, I did eat some Panda Express last night... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2019 01:42 AM (L2ZTs)

335 Happy Birthday Miklos.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 01:45 AM (n13/j)

336
Blonde, I've read that by the time he finished Some Like It Hot, Billy Wilder *hated* Marilyn Monroe's guts, because she was so entitled, lazy and unreliable.
Posted by: qdpsteve

=======

I wouldn't be surprised. Some people blame her for Clark Gable's death because of her behavior on the set of The Misfits.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2019 01:51 AM (13CQC)

337 Verry nice ONT, weirddave. Just what I needed tonight.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2019 01:52 AM (q1Pj5)

338 Quint

Is best wishes for all.


*hazipalinka into USB port in unlimited quantity, for such is our way*

Posted by: Miklos, 20 year old hazipalinka is not easy to some by at August 03, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

339 Happy birthday, Miklos!

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 01:54 AM (sdi6R)

340 I will chip in for chiropractic treatment for WeirdDave.

He may have over-exerted himself with Stakhovite ONT works.

Posted by: Miklos, ful lof the milk of human kindness and palinka at August 03, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

341 just went over to weirddave's other tweets. he's a very funny man.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 03, 2019 01:57 AM (Pg+x7)

342 Happy birthday, Miklos!
Posted by: rickl

I hate to admit, but I do.

Does memory serve?

Special diet? Still going?

Posted by: Miklos, embarrassed fotr the first time this millenium at August 03, 2019 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)

343 He may have over-exerted himself with Stakhovite ONT works.

Posted by: Miklos, ful lof the milk of human kindness and palinka at August 03, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

Are those the ones that grow from the ceiling or from the floor? I can't ever keep them straight.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2019 01:58 AM (q1Pj5)

344 336:

but no one hated monroe more than tony curtis. there are video's on youtube where he counts the reasons why.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 03, 2019 01:59 AM (Pg+x7)

345 Miklos, yesterday was my GF's birthday. I took her to the casino tonight for all you can eat rice, crab and kimchi.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2019 02:00 AM (vJw+j)

346 ... oops, gotta go - "relic hunter" is on (el rey). kind of a female empowerment indiana jones with lots of breasts. but it's just dumb and slow enough for my tastes.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 03, 2019 02:02 AM (Pg+x7)

347 For those who want to learn more about Western Us geology, John McPhee's books are incredible. Start with Basin and Range.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 03, 2019 02:04 AM (42dXF)

348 I think this came out last week and maybe people commented on it. I
know you can't shame leftists but this was really over the top. Here
is a link though I think the original article was in the Washington
Compost.

https://tinyurl.com/y5345lul

So
mainstream papers post an article by a drive by saying Mueller deserves
a Medal of Honor for his performance in front of Congress. How could
this not get major blowback? She argues this guy deserves a Medal of
Honor because he answered with short sentences and did not get riled
up. I guess the education system is so poor that it is ok to say
someone deserves a Medal of Honor for basically supporting your view and
acting the way you wish they would act during an interview. I get
Mueller served his country, but that has nothing to do with it. You
don't get to say people deserve a Medal of Honor because you like them
or for any reason other than gallantry above and beyond on the field of
battle.

I realize this is 2019 and
absurdities fly on the net and in the media on a constant basis. But
this is just crazy that MSM papers put this crap out. It is an insult.
Parker needs some remedial education.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 02:05 AM (n13/j)

349 . I took her to the casino tonight for all you can eat rice, crab and kimchi.
Posted by: Kindltot

I always give the ladies one black chip.

Cause classy

Posted by: Miklos, on the New Orleans Casino Boat at August 03, 2019 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

350 348 I think this came out last week and maybe people commented on it. I
know you can't shame leftists but this was really over the top. Here
is a link though I think the original article was in the Washington
Compost.

https://tinyurl.com/y5345lul

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 02:05 AM (n13/j)


I feel dumber for having read that. She also compared Mueller to Jesus in the Garden.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 02:18 AM (sdi6R)

351
You guys sound nice.

This ONT is hilarious. I've discovered some of the most screamingly funny stuff on the internet is tech support and advice forums. I go off to find out how why YouTube is a black box or how to treat surfboard burn, I spend 30 minutes collapsing with laughter over all kinds of threads going on and on about bizarre problems with insane solutions. "At this point, you'll have to uninstall MS Word, drive around the block three times, make love to your GF, place a magnet in your hard drive, tweeze off your "S" key, and then reinstall all your graphic drivers. That should get you back to your homepage."

"If you have open, raw spots on your skin, you need to apply a cocktail of lemon juice, salt, and rubbing alcohol."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2019 02:19 AM (13CQC)

352 Antifa has declined my membership application. Said I didn`t meet their high quality appearance and intellectual standards...fucking haters!

Posted by: The Dickface Rick Wilson at August 03, 2019 02:21 AM (yhf6w)

353 https://tinyurl.com/yynn3rvd
and look how in this rag they edit the title because they knew it was inflammatory and false. They don't edit the text, just the title. The title says he deserves "a medal" which is NOT what she said. And the end of the article she says he deserves a Medal of Honor.

Fake news covering for each other. And Parker doubled down on Twitter saying she "hosted a Medal of Honor Ceremony" in her home. WTH? Again I get the shite flies constantly these days but there have to be certain boundaries. I would like to know what Medal of Honor Ceremony she hosted in her home. What is next? The Victoria Cross for George Stephanopoulos?

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 02:27 AM (n13/j)

354 For the late niters......

Most Epic Rock Song Intros.....


"The Confessor," Joe Walsh

Posted by: Emil Moresi at August 03, 2019 02:27 AM (gGlcw)

355 I feel dumber for having read that. She also compared Mueller to Jesus in the Garden.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 02:18 AM (sdi6R)

yeah, when I doubled back, it got weirder too.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 02:28 AM (n13/j)

356 here Parker claims she hosted a Medal of Honor Ceremony in here home. Last I checked, those were done at the White House.

https://tinyurl.com/y3p2cet4
Someone tried to give her an out by suggesting a Medal of Freedom. She was having none of it. She claimed to have hosted a Medal of Honor ceremony in her own home. I hope BlackFive and the Military Times know about this. Hell, I doubt the VFW would be that happy about it.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 02:43 AM (n13/j)

357 Quint



Is best wishes for all.





*hazipalinka into USB port in unlimited quantity, for such is our way*

Posted by: Miklos, 20 year old hazipalinka is not easy to some by at August 03, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

cheers mate. I dont' have any Slivovic tonight but I do have some decent vino.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 02:57 AM (n13/j)

358 Here's another What the Actual Fuck? article:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5ht8aj


Here is where I found the link. The comments are ruthless.

http://www.transterrestrial.com/2019/08/02/newsmax/#comments

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 03:03 AM (sdi6R)

359 Is there a video of AOC trying to make a sammich on-line?

Posted by: Roy at August 03, 2019 03:10 AM (ABjxW)

360 I was given a compliment at work tonight that made me feel good.

Someone that knows me told me I was the most genuine person they know.

I consider that the pinnacle of success.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2019 03:29 AM (48XXE)

361 Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 03:03 AM (sdi6R)

What is the issue here? I generally support a NASA focused on exploration and great achievements again. Of course we should allow and foster private space programs as well. I don't have a problem with NASA doing big things for the country again.

This isn't my wheelhouse so I am very open to hearing other opinions on the subject.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 03:33 AM (n13/j)

362 Oh, ONT, the pipes, the pipes are calling,
From glen to glen and down Miklos' mountain side;
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling;
It's us, it's us must comment, and I must bide.

But come ye back when Sefton's in the meadow,
Or when the Ace is hushed and laden w' pelts;
I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow;
Oh ONT, the porch cigar is calling and I must go, and aye must bide.

Posted by: Miklos, with a fine Irish tenor at August 03, 2019 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)

363 361
What is the issue here?

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 03:33 AM (n13/j)


The devil is in the details. First of all, there is no conceivable reality in which SLS will be "ready later this year". Its first test flight is currently sometime in 2020, and they are actually discussing skipping ground tests in order to keep it from slipping into 2021.

The discussion of SpaceX being more about public relations than accomplishment is "not even wrong" as the saying goes. Substitute Boeing and SLS for SpaceX and the description is much nearer the truth. Projection much?

The comments at Transterrestrial Musings take apart the article better than I can. The author is suspected of being a paid shill for Boeing.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 03:54 AM (sdi6R)

364 "That is not only not right; it is not even wrong"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_even_wrong

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 04:02 AM (sdi6R)

365 Oh, ONT, the pipes, the pipes are calling,

From glen to glen and down Miklos' mountain side;

The summer's gone, and all the roses falling;

It's us, it's us must comment, and I must bide.



But come ye back when Sefton's in the meadow,

Or when the Ace is hushed and laden w' pelts;

I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow;

Oh ONT, the porch cigar is calling and I must go, and aye must bide.

Posted by: Miklos, with a fine Irish tenor at August 03, 2019 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)

enjoy the cigar sir.

Posted by: Quint at August 03, 2019 04:12 AM (n13/j)

366 Very nice ONT, Weird Dave. Lots of chuckles in here. But I'm still having laughing fits over "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?" That was one for the ages.

Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2019 04:14 AM (wB3g3)

367 They don't let you sleep around here

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2019 04:16 AM (BbGew)

368 Mornin', all.

It feels like a Friday....probably because I have to go to work.

It's more of a trek when I start from mom's, so I'm out early. I'll have to catch up on the ONT if I can grab a few minutes at work. (Only 366 comments on a Friday nite?!)

Have a good day all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 03, 2019 04:20 AM (Z/jzm)

369 G'mornin', Skip. I was and rolling at 2:30. You?

Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2019 04:25 AM (wB3g3)

370 ...UP and rolling...

Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2019 04:26 AM (wB3g3)

371 Have a good one, my life. Hurry back.

Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2019 04:31 AM (wB3g3)

372 I slept from about 9:30-12:30. I'm still pretty much awake, although I should go back to bed. Fortunately it's the weekend now, so I don't have to do anything today.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 04:40 AM (sdi6R)

373 They don't let you sleep around here

Ummm....who is "they" ?

Sounds ominous

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2019 04:49 AM (arJlL)

374 I slept from about 9:30-12:30. I'm still pretty much awake, although I should go back to bed. Fortunately it's the weekend now, so I don't have to do anything today.
Posted by: rickl

Didja finish cutting the grass ?

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2019 04:50 AM (arJlL)

375
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2019 04:50 AM (KCxzN)

376 374
Didja finish cutting the grass ?

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2019 04:50 AM (arJlL)


Yes, I got all caught up with yard work last weekend. It's now the time of the year when the grass doesn't grow as fast as it did a month or two ago, so I think I can skip it this weekend.

I think I will go back to bed now.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2019 04:55 AM (sdi6R)

377 "I think I will go back to bed now."

Sterling idea. Sweet dreams, rickl.

Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2019 04:59 AM (wB3g3)

378
did everybody go back to bed?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2019 05:20 AM (KCxzN)

379 I have insomnia today. Good morning!

Posted by: JAS at August 03, 2019 05:23 AM (I5SAg)

380 Now getting up, Free practice 3 is on at 5:30 for the Hungarian grand prix

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2019 05:24 AM (BbGew)

381 Wrong time, 5:55am.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2019 05:30 AM (BbGew)

382
Good
Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at August 03, 2019 05:30 AM (mpXpK)

383
g'mornin', Vic

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2019 05:34 AM (KCxzN)

384 Got lots to do today, have to take truck for oil and a recall, and a Saturday appointment was the ticket so I couldn't go to work.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2019 05:39 AM (BbGew)

385 Mooch keeps saying no, I'm not convinced.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2019 05:44 AM (BbGew)

386 Goood morning shipmorons! Hows the chow? Dave, you done outdid yourself with this ONT. I can't even. Maybe after work.

Posted by: Eromero at August 03, 2019 05:49 AM (UUkQp)

387 Grackles spend the morning making the strangest sounds. They are the midpoint between birds and car alarms.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2019 06:01 AM (LxTcq)

388 Looks like a slow ONT. Everybody too busy watching the Kathy Griffin story starring the great Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2019 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

389 Mooch keeps saying no, I'm not convinced.
Posted by: Skip

That's how rapes happen

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2019 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

390 Got that we're stuck here feeling.
Still waiting for coffee, turned it on but not on high temp

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2019 06:05 AM (BbGew)

391 EMT is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2019 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

392 Obastard faces some possible fallout from Russiagate. That wouldn't be good for a Mooch candidacy. Bit of a sticky wicket for Dems.


I don't think President Trump will ever forget that it was Obastard's DOJ that tortured him, his family and friends for over two years. The day of reckoning is coming. Maybe it will be on a debate stage.

Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2019 06:06 AM (wB3g3)

393 Aaand the string of willowed comments continues to lengthen.
Atsa reeeally early EMT.

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