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Perov Journey.jpg


Last Journey
Vasily Perov

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1

Posted by: HA at August 09, 2019 09:40 AM (MAstk)

2 Beto's campaign?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (FiUMj)

3 Sad

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (P4Pk9)

4 My goodness. So very sad.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (aXucN)

5 Bleak

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (KUaJL)

6 Clark Griswold family

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)

7
"Steppin into Eden, yay brother..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (zBaqJ)

8 Well isn't that a happy scene.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (ZLI7S)

9 Service area ahead.

Who's gotta go?

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (vd8XM)

10 Russian I suppose? I don't recognize the harness and collar at all.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (sjdRT)

11 Vasily Perov.


Hmmmm


Let me think....

Posted by: Miklos Mueller at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (QzkSJ)

12 10 Russian I suppose? I don't recognize the harness and collar at all.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (sjdRT)


It's from Tevye the milkman's horse...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (zBaqJ)

13 Poor family. And alone on their ride.

Posted by: CN at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (U7k5w)

14
Well isn't that a happy scene.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (ZLI7S)

I think the subtitle is" Mets Fans, Waiting For September."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)

15 Tgpical light hearted frolic I expect from fhe Russians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (+y/Ru)

16 8 Well isn't that a happy scene.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (ZLI7S)


They are traveling towards the light, so there is that I suppose.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (zBaqJ)

17 Very uplifting.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

18 Well that is exactly what I want hanging in my dining room.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (2LelM)

19 Willowed

"Meat Tax" to avoid climate change."

--

Sure does seem like it would be a lot easier to just restrict food stamps to vegetables and staples. 40M people eating none is bound to be better than 80M people eating slightly less. Healthier for the poor, too.

Oh, and limit heat and AC to 65 and 75 respectively. Imagine how much energy they're using.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (A8W5E)

20 It's from Tevye the milkman's horse...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

"If I were a dead man...."

Posted by: Miklos, almost dancing at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (QzkSJ)

21 Sad painting. Bob Ross is not happy.

Posted by: dantesed at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (88xKn)

22 A maniac is on the loose after he gunned down two people with an AR-15 in the middle of Houston rush-hour traffic - and then bolted in his car, with a trash bag full of weed inside, according to a new report.
The chaos unfolded just before 6 p.m. Thursday on eastbound Interstate 10, when the shooter and another person in his sedan struck another vehicle, causing it to spin out, local outlet ABC 13 reported.

Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (QkjLD)

23
What's all this about Sean Spicer mentioning the HQ this morning?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (zBaqJ)

24 Sorry, kids, the burial might have to wait a few months.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (98WNR)

25 Napoleon and his retreat from Moscow wss much sadder for soldiers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (iOHBN)

26 Weekend at Berniski's.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

27 It's from Tevye the milkman's horse...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Anatevka
Anatevka
Underfed, overworked, Anatevka

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (vd8XM)

28 You can tell it's a Russian painting because even the horse looks depressed.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (xjiRE)

29 Even the horse is sad.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (aXucN)

30 >It's from Tevye the milkman's horse...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:42 AM (zBaqJ)



Right you are.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (sjdRT)

31 Momma ain't coming home.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (2LelM)

32 6 Clark Griswold family
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)

Joy is foreclosed. Mooseki out front should have told you.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (NWiLs)

33 Geez....even the horse is unhappy.

Thanks CBD...so " " " " "uplifting" " " " ".

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (cF8AT)

34 Well that is exactly what I want hanging in my dining room.
Posted by: Puddin Head

GAINZZZZZZ

Posted by: Miklos, personal trainer and minimalist chef at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (QzkSJ)

35 This is considered a happy scene in Russia.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (YslsA)

36 Dad's dead, baby. Dad's dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (fuK7c)

37
If you think this is depressing, wait until they try to dig 6 ft down through the permafrost.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (veoSD)

38
Could be Yuri Zhivago's mother, but the nailed her shut at the grave site IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (zBaqJ)

39 37
If you think this is depressing, wait until they try to dig 6 ft down through the permafrost.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (veoSD)


"Tell us about it."

- - German 6th Army

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (zBaqJ)

40 22 A maniac is on the loose after he gunned down two people with an AR-15 in the middle of Houston rush-hour traffic - and then bolted in his car, with a trash bag full of weed inside, according to a new report.
The chaos unfolded just before 6 p.m. Thursday on eastbound Interstate 10, when the shooter and another person in his sedan struck another vehicle, causing it to spin out, local outlet ABC 13 reported.
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Cartel salesman?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (2LelM)

41 No vodka. So not authentic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (iys0/)

42 Faith sustains in the darkest times. They are going toward the sun.

Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (vN+oL)

43 Sorry, kids, the burial might have to wait a few months.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (98WNR)

Yeah, late spring/early summer.

Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (ykq7q)

44 Do not tell grandma everyone is dead. Zathras very sad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (iOHBN)

45 What's all this about Sean Spicer mentioning the HQ this morning?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (zBaqJ)

Nope...JackStraw was giddy that Spicer gave an interview in Newport, and confused the hell out of everyone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (wYseH)

46 A maniac is on the loose after he gunned down two people with an AR-15


Amazing how people are able to identify these guns in the wink of an eye.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (oVJmc)

47 Not to mention, the horse is about to drop a deuce.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (1s2j5)

48 Does it mean the flags will be at half-staff?

Poor old Ruthie.

Posted by: Miklos, perhaps overly optimistic at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (QzkSJ)

49 >>I think the subtitle is" Mets Fans, Waiting For September."

I realize you front runners don't follow the rest of the league but we are now .5 games out of the Wild Card.

Meet the Mets

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (ZLI7S)

50 This isn't sad at all. See the house in the background? They're taking the deceased home. For me, that's comforting.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (gL3Na)

51 That is America as we know it unless the fucking commies are defeated.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (hUQVp)

52 Americans fleeing their once great country.

Posted by: HA at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (MAstk)

53 42 Faith sustains in the darkest times. They are going toward the sun.
-------------------
Its a setting sun. Old Celtic ways persist.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (2LelM)

54 How Russian.

Posted by: pawn at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (PveK5)

55 Not to mention, the horse is about to drop a deuce.
Posted by: WeBoned!

We eat tonight!

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (vd8XM)

56 And that little corpse ... was me

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (flINI)

57 The person in the casket had a cold. But he was taken to a NHS hospital.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (FiUMj)

58 The girl's face looks like one of those old fashioned paintings from back before people knew how to paint faces, but the texture of the leather coat and the wood are amazing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (fuK7c)

59 >>Nope...JackStraw was giddy that Spicer gave an interview in Newport, and confused the hell out of everyone.

Sorry. I'll speak slowly next time.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (ZLI7S)

60 Coffin ride.

Posted by: Someguy at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (yOykd)

61 Dad's dead, baby. Dad's dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Size of the coffin looks like dad's long dead and it's another one of the kids getting buried.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (AM1GF)

62 So it's Joe Biden, Lizzie Warren, and Kamela on the way to their last debate. Being pulled along by AOC, with Ilahn by her side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (V2Yro)

63 Sean Spicer smokes Newports?!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (A8W5E)

64 That's the Democrat Party in that coffin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 09:49 AM (V2Yro)

65 A mother with two young children. An adult-sized coffin. Deep winter. A skinny horse. This is a depressing painting.

The dog is the only positive. Dogs can symbolize fidelity. The final duty to the occupier of the coffin by his(?) family?

It also looks like they are coming into town. Did this person die suddenly on a trip? Or was his final request to be buried somewhere specific? That the family is fulfilling the request enhances the symbolism of the dog. The dog is the only one seemingly unaffected by the environment or mood. Fidelity is satisfied?

This is a good painting to explore. So many questions.

Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 09:49 AM (OyyDO)

66 Sorry. I'll speak slowly next time.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (ZLI7S)
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Words of one syllable might be best. We are Morons, after all.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:49 AM (aXucN)

67
If you think this is depressing, wait until they try to dig 6 ft down through the permafrost.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:45 AM (veoSD)


"Tell us about it."

- - German 6th Army

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (zBaqJ)






ITC, digging a foxhole on a field problem at Ft Greely in January...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:49 AM (veoSD)

68 Only the dog is looking upward.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (pPNCa)

69 Bayer, the maker of Roundup is going to pay $8B (with a B) to settle the bullshit lawsuits. And of course, Bayer isn't paying anything. The millions of people who buy Roundup (and who buy any weed killer since competitors will increase prices as well) will pay that $8B. And that's yet another example of how the left ruins fucking everything.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (FiUMj)

70 Cartel salesman?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (2LelM)

My first thought. I'll be shocked if he doesn't have face tats.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (V2Yro)

71 Senor Wences' funeral was very, very chatty.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oVJmc)

72 I hate it when in a movie the car skids around the corner but you see tire marks are already there, and you know they had to do it twice to get it right.
Same thing here.

Posted by: Roland THTG
Living La Vida Blanco at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (88+cf)

73 Dad's dead, baby. Dad's dead.

**********

Final Thoughts - a limerick

I've mentioned this every so often
But pneumonia is no time for scoffin'
It's not the fever, my friend
That get's you in the end
It's the wheezin' and finally, the coffin

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (m45I2)

74 I've watched a Ukrainian funeral procession similar to this. Villagers taking the dead to be buried. We pulled over and paid our respects.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (2LelM)

75

Fucking Rorschach test

Grim

Posted by: Luke Hamill at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (rIsR/)

76

Kris,

Who made the coffin?

Posted by: pawn at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (PveK5)

77 Oh Muldoon, you've done it again.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (aXucN)

78 Size of the coffin looks like dad's long dead and it's another one of the kids getting buried.

I considered that, but note that Mom is sitting on the coffin, so imagine extending to under her thighs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (fuK7c)

79 Bayer, the maker of Roundup is going to pay $8B (with a B)

--

Who cares about the money!!!

8B = 88

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (A8W5E)

80 47 Not to mention, the horse is about to drop a deuce.
Posted by: WeBoned!

The invention of hand-warmers.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (kfcYC)

81 That painting is powerful.

Posted by: Caliban at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (QE8X6)

82 Good morning.

Very sad painting subject. That man is crushed.
Reminds me of Dr Zhivago.

Posted by: Flyover - never thought I'd see the death of my culture at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (B5K06)

83
"If You Like Your Dead Relative, You Can Keep Your Dead Relative*"



*but first you must pay the Obamacare corpse-man release fee of $250,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (zBaqJ)

84 >>Words of one syllable might be best. We are Morons, after all.

For future reference when I say "we" I am speaking in the royal sense.

I mean me.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)

85 Sean Spicer smokes Newports?!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (A8W5E)

_______

No... Spicer DRIVES a Newport.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (flINI)

86 59 >>Nope...JackStraw was giddy that Spicer gave an interview in Newport, and confused the hell out of everyone.

Sorry. I'll speak slowly next time.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:48 AM (ZLI7S)

I wasn't confused.

CBD needs more maple syrup.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)

87 Is anyone else hearing "Sleigh Ride" in their heads while looking at this painting and feeling a tad conflicted at how their brain works?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (A8W5E)

88 The lawyer of a 39-year-old man who allegedly attacked a boy for wearing a hat during the national anthem on Saturday, claimed his client was moved to hurt the boy by President Donald Trump.

Fuck you asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (p0A33)

89 I considered that, but note that Mom is sitting on the coffin, so imagine extending to under her thighs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


I can see that, but imagine the son lying flat, and a bit of space on either end for head and foot. Of course I may be off, I'm notorious for misjudging distances.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (AM1GF)

90 Nope...JackStraw was giddy that Spicer gave an interview in Newport, and confused the hell out of everyone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM


To be fair, JackStraw is giddy quite often.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (DMUuz)

91 I watched Geraldo Rivera on Fox this morning talking gun control. Jebus, every other word was incorrect or an outright lie and the rest was distorted to beat hell. For example, did you know you can legally buy machine guns? One bullet per trigger squeeze equals machine guns.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (sjdRT)

92 It's the wheezin' and finally, the coffin


Muldoon's a linguistic boffin

Posted by: Miklos, hat doffin' at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (QzkSJ)

93 On the journey to bury papa, two kids, the dog and the horse died of exposure.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (a2xio)

94 For future reference when I say "we" I am speaking in the royal sense.

I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Next up: perfecting the royal wave.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (aXucN)

95 A winter wonderland.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (2LelM)

96

The shining house on the hill. Rip 2019.

Posted by: Luke Hamill at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (rIsR/)

97 we are now .5 games out of the Wild Card.


Meet the Mets


Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (ZLI7S)

So are two other teams. And there are five teams within three games.

Seriously...The Mets will stink until the Wilpons sell.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (wYseH)

98 >CBD needs more maple syrup.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)


I can hook him up.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)

99 87 Is anyone else hearing "Sleigh Ride" in their heads while looking at this painting and feeling a tad conflicted at how their brain works?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (A8W5E)


That's kind of Tarantino-esque.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (zBaqJ)

100 This painting is SaF.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (pUDQf)

101 A maniac is on the loose after he gunned down two people with an AR-15 in the middle of Houston rush-hour traffic

Road rage, Texas-style.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (pPNCa)

102 For future reference when I say "we" I am speaking in the royal sense.

I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM


It would be helpful if you would follow the latest Style Guide Edition and list your pronouns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (DMUuz)

103 94 For future reference when I say "we" I am speaking in the royal sense.

I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Next up: perfecting the royal wave.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (aXucN)

And a purse that will match his flip flops.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (cF8AT)

104 Pretty cheery for a Russian painting

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (7HtZB)

105 71 Senor Wences' funeral was very, very chatty.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oVJmc)

"s'ariiight!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (V2Yro)

106 I can hook him up.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)
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Don't waste it on him. For Pete's sake, the man eats oysters and cauliflower. His tastebuds left town long ago.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (aXucN)

107 we are now .5 games out of the Wild Card.


Meet the Mets


Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:47 AM (ZLI7S)

________

You're next

Posted by: THE Washington Nationals at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (flINI)

108 CBD needs more maple syrup.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)

I put it in my Manhattans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (wYseH)

109 They're not going to the cemetery, they're going to the soylent green factory.

Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (ykq7q)

110 For future reference when I say "we" I am speaking in the royal sense.

I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Next up: perfecting the royal wave.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (aXucN)


*clickbait*


"17 Best Guesses as to What's in the Purse JackStraw Always Carries"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (fuK7c)

111 That's kind of Tarantino-esque.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (zBaqJ)

_____

The Coen Brothers

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (flINI)

112 Hopefully after work today will try to track information on the A-1E Col. Knight was flying when shot down.

Just do not expect colorful markings. For 1966 it was gray over light gray with black stenciling and small full color national insignia in four locations. For the 602d a two foot tall alpha letter was carried on the cowling. One of their A-1Es carried above the serial number skull and crossbones with Raiders underneath.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (iOHBN)

113 I can hook him up.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)

Send it to me...I promise to send some of it onto him.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (cF8AT)

114 97
Seriously...The Mets will stink until the Wilpons sell.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (wYseH)


Somewhere, the DeRoulet family is breathing a sigh of relief. The Wilpons destroyed that team worse than even they did.

But trading Seaver was the worst. That said, that might have been Joan Payson being very ill-advised.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (zBaqJ)

115 And a purse that will match his flip flops.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (cF8AT)

Tie-Dyed...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (wYseH)

116 And a purse that will match his flip flops.
Posted by: Tami

It's not a purse, it's a MESSENGER BAG

Posted by: Miklos, perusing the J. Crew catalogue at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (QzkSJ)

117 Good doggeh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (WvD3i)

118 101 A maniac is on the loose after he gunned down two people with an AR-15 in the middle of Houston rush-hour traffic

Road rage, Texas-style.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (pPNCa

If one were prone to conspiracy theories, one might think all these shootings back to back are suspicious and designed for a purpose. Gulf of Tonkin style.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (pUDQf)

119 Is anyone else hearing "Sleigh Ride" in their heads
while looking at this painting and feeling a tad conflicted at how their
brain works?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (A8W5E)


As a matter of fact, no.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (a2xio)

120 The lawyer of a 39-year-old man who allegedly attacked a boy for wearing a hat during the national anthem on Saturday, claimed his client was moved to hurt the boy by President Donald Trump.


Lock him up and the lawyer, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (oVJmc)

121 Don't waste it on him. For Pete's sake, the man eats oysters and cauliflower. His tastebuds left town long ago.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM


You like Brussels Sprouts, IIRC.

Let xe who is without sin cast the first cilantro garnish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (DMUuz)

122 >>So are two other teams. And there are five teams within three games.

>>Seriously...The Mets will stink until the Wilpons sell.

Remind me, which team has the best record in MLB since the all-star break? Who arguably has the best starting rotation in the game right now? Top hitter and best young HR hitter in the game?

Don't be a H8TR! Keep Hope Alive!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (ZLI7S)

123
Morning all.

Interesting tidbit.

Back at the turn of the 20th century, many families prepared for the funeral of the departed in their own homes and were buried on family plots. If the the deceased passed during the winter, the body was often kept in an outbuilding until the spring thaws came and a grave could be dug.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (8XRCm)

124 The body language on that mother... sadness, fatigue, acceptance all at once.

Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (OyyDO)

125 Pretty cheery for a Russian painting

Someone escaped. It gives them hope.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (NpvYf)

126
I watched Geraldo Rivera on Fox this morning talking gun control. Jebus, every other word was incorrect or an outright lie and the rest was distorted to beat hell. For example, did you know you can legally buy machine guns? One bullet per trigger squeeze equals machine guns.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (sjdRT)







Geraldo loves his guns. He loves them so much that he admitted on live TV that he was carrying a pistol when he was reporting during the first part of the Iraq War. Never mind that it negated any protections he enjoyed as Press in a war zone, never mind that it meant he could be classified as an unlawful combatant under international law, never mind that it put his fellow journalists in danger of being summarily executed just by wearing press credentials in a war zone.

Jerry can go suck a syphilitic monkey's dripping dick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (veoSD)

127 Great winter sky!

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (NVmJr)

128 Tangential, from the archives:

Watch Your Steppe - a limerick

A Russian sled driver named Delph
Rode alone for the sake of his health
He did not always share
When he had to get somewhere
He said "Sometimes I just sleigh myself!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (m45I2)

129 78 Size of the coffin looks like dad's long dead and it's another one of the kids getting buried.

I considered that, but note that Mom is sitting on the coffin, so imagine extending to under her thighs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (fuK7c)

Huh. Did not consider that was a woman driving. Taking a second look...I think you're right.

Life just became bleak for her and her two children.

Posted by: Flyover - never thought I'd see the death of my culture at August 09, 2019 09:58 AM (B5K06)

130 "17 Best Guesses as to What's in the Purse JackStraw Always Carries"
Posted by: Bandersnatch

No One Stupid Trick

Me no click

Posted by: Miklos, losing belly fat while I sleep at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (QzkSJ)

131 I put it in my Manhattans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 09:55 AM (wYseH)

--

I accidentally put had some on freshly-smoked-all-night BBQ pork (dry rub only) the other day because I didn't want to dirty another plate. I used my daughter's, who had been eating waffles for breakfast and still had a couple of bites left along with a lot of maple syrup.

It was magnificent. I fully intend to make waffles again before we run out of BBQ.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (A8W5E)

132 The Mets are are a well-oiled machine compared to the Pirates. That there is a metric ton shitpile of fail.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (WvD3i)

133 Trudgin' cross the tundra, mile after mile...

Digging a hole in permafrost is gonna be a pic-a-nic.

Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (RuIsu)

134 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. So this is what the Volga Boat Men do during the winter.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (axyOa)

135 And a purse that will match his flip flops.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM


Fashion tips pop up when you least expect them!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (DMUuz)

136 This painting explains why Russians drink so much.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:59 AM (2LelM)

137 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V)

138 Sleigh all day

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (NVmJr)

139 94 For future reference when I say "we" I am speaking in the royal sense.

I mean me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Next up: perfecting the royal wave.
Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:53 AM (aXucN)

He's usually too stoned to wave.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)

140 Beto's campaign?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


In the coffin.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (UE8f6)

141 135 And a purse that will match his flip flops.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM

Fashion tips pop up when you least expect them!
-----------------------
I'm guessing its a Hello Kitty purse.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (2LelM)

142 I can hook him up.

Posted by: Muad'dib My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)

Good man!

Maple syrup is a marvelous thing...just not on savory dishes.

Although I would entertain the notion of an oyster and cauliflower gratin with maple syrup...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (wYseH)

143 18 Well that is exactly what I want hanging in my dining room.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM (2LelM)

I actually would like it in my house as a reminder that we live in easy times.

Posted by: clutch at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (Eodq7)

144 Well, at least the pooch is uplifting.

Though, the painting does accurately represent my mood.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (qC1Sy)

145
Talking about the Mets and Death in the same thread???

Coincidence???


I think not.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (8XRCm)

146 137 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V

That's a lot of bliss. Congrats!

Dinner is on Sefton

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (pUDQf)

147 Jewells! Happy anniversary! That's wonderful.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (aXucN)

148 Congrats Jewells45. That's a BIG deal!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (flINI)

149 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: jewells45


Woot! Happy 39th!

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (AM1GF)

150 "Daddy, she's kickin' agin!

Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (RuIsu)

151 As a matter of fact, no.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (a2xio)

--

In fairness, it's the instrumental version of Sleigh Ride.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (A8W5E)

152
"17 Best Guesses as to What's in the Purse JackStraw Always Carries"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:56 AM (fuK7c)








14: Emergency Crocs

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (veoSD)

153 Maple syrup is a marvelous thing...just not on savory dishes.


There are people who put maple syrup on scrapple. I agree that that is wrong.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)

154 how the left ruins fucking everything

======
Well, to be honest i'm not interested in fucking everything
a man has to have some standards after all.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (dmoiP)

155
Last Journey Indeed - a limerick

A family near the end of the day
Headed home in a most mournful way
A single jingle bell
Sounds its last death knell
Riding in a one horse open slay

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (m45I2)

156 Muldoon is killing it this morning!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (axyOa)

157 Happy Anniversary Jewells!

You're one year and six days behind us.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (cF8AT)

158 Well, at least the pooch is uplifting.

Though, the painting does accurately represent my mood.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman


Seriously, even the horse looks depressed. Though if I was a Russian horse pulling a sledge in winter I wouldn't exactly be full of cheer either, I guess.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (AM1GF)

159 Well, at least the pooch is uplifting.



Though, the painting does accurately represent my mood.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (qC1Sy)


Unrelated fact: More dogs than cats eat their owners, if said owner dies alone in the house with the pet.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:02 AM (a2xio)

160 It's all right...inside the coffin there's just a slightly smaller coffin. And inside that one is a slightly smaller coffin, and so on.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (O8WFE)

161 There are people who put maple syrup on scrapple. I agree that that is wrong.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)

------

Fun fact.

It aint Scrapple UNTIL you put maple syrup on it.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (8XRCm)

162
Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V







Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf8ZAMRO1DU

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (veoSD)

163 Maple syrup on scrod?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (DMUuz)

164 One of the saddest paintings I have ever seen.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (FTPVM)

165 Talking about the Mets and Death in the same thread???
Coincidence???
I think not.


It's also Nagasaki Day; that means some other NL team is about to go nuclear on the Mets (maybe LA, at .65.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (pPNCa)

166 Unrelated fact: More dogs than cats eat their owners, if said owner dies alone in the house with the pet.


well I mean that makes sense right? cats aren't trash/carrion eaters, they like fresh food.

good morning everyone! hanging in there?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (Rarvo)

167 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 09:51 AM (fuK7c)

I think you may be correct. I missed that completely. I just assumed it was a man driving the sleigh...

Ouch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (wYseH)

168 Maple syrup and some well made French Toast.

I'm hungry for carbs. Can't have carbs.

Life sucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (pUDQf)

169 What the hell is scrapple?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (xfb67)

170 the Mets are gonna beat the Phils

gosh now I'm depressed too

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (Rarvo)

171 It aint Scrapple UNTIL you put maple syrup on it.



Yes, officer, that was when the fight...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c)

172 There are people who put maple syrup on scrapple. I agree that that is wrong.
------------------
Eating scrapple is wrong. Very wrong.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (2LelM)

173 What the hell is scrapple?

--

If you don't know you don't want to. Just think Spam.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (A8W5E)

174 137 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V)

Happy Anniversary!

Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (OyyDO)

175 She was a winner
Who became a doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me - Oh, Marie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (O8WFE)

176 Congrats Jewells!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (axyOa)

177 scrapple is awesome

it's like the food of the Gods

if your gods are dredged out of the schuylkill

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (Rarvo)

178 Also don't search for livermush.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (A8W5E)

179 Even the horse is sad.
Posted by: bluebell

If the horse sharts, the guy's gonna get a face full and then, he's REALLY gonna be sad.

Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (arJlL)

180 I just want to point out that today is 24th anniversary of Jerry Garcia's death.

He's Gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)

181 I'm hungry for carbs. Can't have carbs.
Life sucks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM


Many hunger for Yoko-free ONTs. Can't have Yoko-free ONTs for some reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (DMUuz)

182 What, is this Kill Yourself Friday or Hopeless and Forlorn Saturday-eve?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (FTPVM)

183 169 What the hell is scrapple?
---------------
Hogs ears, tail and other stuff mixed with grain. Its hideous unlike Head Cheese.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (2LelM)

184 There are people who put maple syrup on scrapple. I agree that that is wrong.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


That's how we know you've never put maple syrup on scrapple.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (Z1eux)

185 There are people who put maple syrup on scrapple. I agree that that is wrong.
------------------
Eating scrapple is wrong. Very wrong.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:04 AM (2LelM)

-----

Its funny. 150 years after the Civil War and you can STILL the difference between the Yankees the Southernfolk.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (8XRCm)

186 If you don't know you don't want to. Just think Spam.


whoa whoa whoa there!

come on it's not THAT bad! I actually love it. if it's fried crispy and sliced pretty thin?

it's sort of like pate ... like very very low-rent pate

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (Rarvo)

187 Interesting tidbit.



Back at the turn of the 20th century, many families prepared for the
funeral of the departed in their own homes and were buried on family
plots. If the the deceased passed during the winter, the body was often
kept in an outbuilding until the spring thaws came and a grave could be
dug.

Posted by: fixerupper


Seems to me that it would be a good idea to always have a freshly dug grave available. Perhaps a bit macabre, but better than a Granny Hot Pocket.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:06 AM (T6t7i)

188 What the hell is scrapple?

--

If you don't know you don't want to. Just think Spam.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Mmmmmmm. Hogs head cheese on a ritz cracker.
Might fine mighty fine!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (UE8f6)

189 Although I like both scrapple and livermush. I draw the line at sousemeat, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (A8W5E)

190 What the hell is scrapple?

Soviet knock-off version of Scrabble. Miyaki and tvordee znak are each worth .5 points only.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (iys0/)

191 Many hunger for Yoko-free ONTs. Can't have Yoko-free ONTs for some reason.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (DMUuz


Now I'm picturing Yoko eating French Toast with Maple Syrup naked next to Zombie John.

Thanks for that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (pUDQf)

192 Huh, scrapple looks better than hogshead cheese.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (xfb67)

193 What the hell is scrapple?


Not sure, but I think cabbage is involved, and innards.

Posted by: Roland THTG
Living La Vida Blanco at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (88+cf)

194
I just want to point out that today is 24th anniversary of Jerry Garcia's death.

He's Gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)







I still laugh when I remember some unremembered comedian's take on Garcia's passing due to a heart attack.

"So it wasn't the pot, it was the BROWNIES!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (veoSD)

195 That's how we know you've never put maple syrup on scrapple.

This, technically, is accurate. It's meant to be eaten with eggs over easy like a sausage.

You don't put maple syrup on sausage either.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (fuK7c)

196 As a matter of fact, no.



Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 09:57 AM (a2xio)



--



In fairness, it's the instrumental version of Sleigh Ride.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:01 AM (A8W5E)


There's a song playing in my head, and it ain't Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings things... can't remember the title or the composer.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (a2xio)

197 Its funny. 150 years after the Civil War and you can STILL the difference between the Yankees the Southernfolk.
---------------------
Oddly, the southerners have teeth and the Old Dutch not so much.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (2LelM)

198 it's sort of like pate ... like very very low-rent pate

--

I like this description very much.

The next time I serve pancakes and spam I'm going to declare it crepes and pates.

(I'm going to say it like that, too. Craypes and paytes)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (A8W5E)

199 well I mean that makes sense right? cats aren't trash/carrion eaters, they like fresh food.

True dat. I have never understood why dogs will eat cat poop out of the litter box-- yes, I know the standard explanation is that cat food contains more protein than dog food, and the protein content supposedly makes kitteh droppings a tasty treat to dogs-- but it still passes human understanding.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (pPNCa)

200 Talking about the Mets and Death in the same thread???

Coincidence???


I think not.
Posted by: fixerupper

****

I guess you folks out east haven't heard that huge sucking sound coming out of the Northwest?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (axyOa)

201 Hogs ears, tail and other stuff mixed with grain. Its hideous unlike Head Cheese.
Posted by: Puddin Head


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (UE8f6)

202 197 Its funny. 150 years after the Civil War and you can STILL the difference between the Yankees the Southernfolk.
---------------------
Oddly, the southerners have teeth and the Old Dutch not so much.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (2LelM

I think they a word.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (pUDQf)

203 Did somebody die?

Posted by: m at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (FRM7n)

204 Oddly, the southerners have teeth and the Old Dutch not so much.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (2LelM)

----

heh.... *fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (8XRCm)

205 scrapple is the bits of the pig you don't want AFTER you've made sausage, basically

with some grains

it's like a softish block of meatness

it's salty

you fry it up

I do like syrup on it, but that's optional. it's a side breakfast meat like bacon or sausage

it's not that bad, just kind of maybe greasy and salty

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (Rarvo)

206 >>I still laugh when I remember some unremembered comedian's take on Garcia's passing due to a heart attack.

>>"So it wasn't the pot, it was the BROWNIES!"

Given his lifestyle it's amazing he lived as long as he did.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (ZLI7S)

207
I just want to point out that today is 24th anniversary of Jerry Garcia's death.



He's not dead, he's just more grateful.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (oVJmc)

208 195 That's how we know you've never put maple syrup on scrapple.

This, technically, is accurate. It's meant to be eaten with eggs over easy like a sausage.

You don't put maple syrup on sausage either.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (fuK7c)

That depends on the sausage.

Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (OyyDO)

209 I watched Geraldo Rivera on Fox this morning talking gun control. Jebus, every other word was incorrect or an outright lie and the rest was distorted to beat hell. For example, did you know you can legally buy machine guns? One bullet per trigger squeeze equals machine guns.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach

In Maxwell Smart's voice)

"The OLD single -shot machine gun"

Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (arJlL)

210 Scrapple - the bits of a pig you can't put in a hot dog, minced & mixed with corn mush & spices. Way better than it sounds.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (7HtZB)

211
The painting reminds us: Happy Friday, everyone!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (Wx/+I)

212 There's a song playing in my head, and it ain't
Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings
things... can't remember the title or the composer.


Posted by: BurtTC


Funeral March, by Chopin?

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (T6t7i)

213 You don't put maple syrup on sausage either.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



And THAT'S when the fight started, yer honor!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (UE8f6)

214 Did someone mention Headcheese? Make mine hot, gooey, and lots of it!

Posted by: David French at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (FTPVM)

215 Now I'm picturing Yoko eating French Toast with Maple Syrup naked next to Zombie John.

Thanks for that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM


Dude. You have achieved the Moron Hall Of Fame.

Granted, it's down one of the wings, and not in the Main Hall, like Cochran and his carrots, but still, you're there.

You'll always have a Yoko ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (DMUuz)

216 There once was a man from the taiga
Who contracted some bad impetigo
It turned out to be AIDS
And the dog told the maids
"Feed him to me, not the tiger!"

Posted by: FireHorse at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (jh17W)

217
Josephistan, how are you doing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (Wx/+I)

218 Did somebody die?

Posted by: m at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (FRM7n)


Everybody dies.

Posted by: Today's Theme at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (a2xio)

219 You don't put maple syrup on sausage either.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (fuK7c)

-----

Dude.

Nothing gooder that 4 or 5 pancakes layered over eggs, sausage, bacon, and snaple buttered and slavered with copious amounts of maple syrup.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (8XRCm)

220 137 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM (BLT3V)
-------------

Congratulations!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (qC1Sy)

221 I don't put maple syrup on my sausage, but it some were to get on my sausage....

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (xfb67)

222 This is becoming a real downer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (axyOa)

223
There's a song playing in my head, and it ain't Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings things... can't remember the title or the composer.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM (a2xio)

Not Baroque, but I hear:

Barber's Adagio

Or, maybe Gorecki's Symphony of Sorrowful Songs

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (O8WFE)

224 28
You can tell it's a Russian painting because even the horse looks depressed.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (xjiRE)

29
Even the horse is sad.



Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 09:44
>>
Horde mind

Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (vNyGK)

225 One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings
things... can't remember the title or the composer.


The Dead March from Handel's Saul?

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (pPNCa)

226 (I'm going to say it like that, too. Craypes and paytes)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (A8W5E)

That's the spirit!

Quiche = egg pie.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (wYseH)

227 She was a winner
Who became a doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me - Oh, Marie.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:05 AM

Nick Lowe fan in da house!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (COzlW)

228 > Last Journey

So that's Steve Perry in the coffin?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (tY4MP)

229 Everybody dies.
Posted by: Today's Theme at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (a2xio)

----
But not every body really lives.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (8XRCm)

230 Everybody dies.
Posted by: Today's Theme


"Pay attention, kids. Memorize this route because I'm not feeling well..."

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (Z1eux)

231 Did somebody die?

Posted by: m at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (FRM7n)


Everybody dies.
Posted by: Today's Theme


Not everyone lives!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (UE8f6)

232 You'll always have a Yoko ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:10 AM (DMUuz)


Infamous, I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (pUDQf)

233 Pic makes me think of "Little Miss Sunshine"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (8U2fM)

234
You can tell it's a Russian painting because even the horse looks depressed.



"Hey, why the long face?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (oVJmc)

235 This is becoming a real downer.

What's more fun than a friendly discussion about scrapple and sausage?

Other than that I'm getting hungry.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (fuK7c)

236 I really am going to start using craypes and paytes.

That's the way fun little traditions get started that your great great grandkids eventually use even though they never met you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (A8W5E)

237 Quiche = egg pie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



The only way to eat bacon and eggs one handed.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (UE8f6)

238 There's a song playing in my head, and it ain't Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings things... can't remember the title or the composer.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:07 AM

=====

Not Baroque, but I hear:

Barber's Adagio

Or, maybe Gorecki's Symphony of Sorrowful Songs
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM


Perhaps the realization that The Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about has struck.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (DMUuz)

239 That's the spirit!

Quiche = egg pie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (wYseH)
--------

Oysters = sea snot

Cauliflower = devil's warts

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (aXucN)

240 did you know you can legally buy machine guns? One bullet per trigger squeeze equals machine guns.

Posted by: Muad'dib
---
I am forever amazed at what damage libs do to our language daily.

Just because they want to emote on something.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (Eicbe)

241 Looks small a small coffin.

Probably a child's.


Here's appropriate music:

Mahler's 4th:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlJhuS_3TA


4th movement is about Heaven seen through a child's eyes.

Very descriptive music all the way through.

His best in my opinion.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (mIQCW)

242 Hey Bandersnatch....

Remember the Hemingway short story (we have chatted about it) with a farmer whose wife died in the winter, and he propped her in the barn, and used her mouth to hang his lantern?

What was the name of it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (wYseH)

243 Not Baroque, but I hear:



Barber's Adagio


Yeah, that could also be it.


With voices, it's Agnus Dei.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiuC_CaObbI

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (T6t7i)

244 Diners east of the Alleghenies have some great scrapple.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (WvD3i)

245 Everybody dies.
Posted by: Today's Theme


Everybody lies.

Posted by: Greg House at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (Rarvo)

246 Did somebody die?
Posted by: m at August 09, 2019 10:08 AM (FRM7n)

Everybody dies.
Posted by: Today's Theme


He dies, she dies...everybody dies.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (AM1GF)

247 > it's not that bad, just kind of maybe greasy and salty

Not so bad -- if you enjoy eating toxic waste, maybe.

That stuff is foul.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (tY4MP)

248 Sugar Magnolia blossom's blooming
Head's all empty and I don't care
Saw my baby down by the river
Knew she'd have to come up soon for air

Sweet blossom come on under the willow
We can have high times if you'll abide
We can discover the wonders of nature
Rolling in the rushes down by the riverside

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (FTPVM)

249 You can tell it's a Russian painting because even the horse looks depressed.


"Hey, why the long face?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Poor thing needs to eat.
When you can count ribs...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (UE8f6)

250 Hey what happened on CNN last night?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (8U2fM)

251 Faure's Requiem

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (O8WFE)

252 Russian Realist art is on a whole different level. Unlike the Western Europeans, the Russians had real suffering. Next to them, the Westerners look like angst-y teenagers.

Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (OyyDO)

253 > Oysters = sea snot


Tofu = soybean smegma

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (tY4MP)

254 Remember the Hemingway short story (we have chatted about it) with a farmer whose wife died in the winter, and he propped her in the barn, and used her mouth to hang his lantern?


I do. I'm pretty sure it's "Banal Story", but I'll check.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)

255 I find today's painting sadly appropriate.

Fifty years ago today, Sharon Tate, her unborn son, Jay Sebring, Abigail Folger, Wojciech Frykowski, and Steven Parent were slaughtered by three members of the Manson family.

Rest In Peace.

Sadly, the US does not seem to be inhabited by any fewer crazy murderous youths than in 1969.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (AMIL/)

256 Are there any happy requiems?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (xfb67)

257 Per a WH official and several top Rs tonight, Gordon's exit has congressional Rs and Ds on edge. Intel com worried the WH is gaining power with CIA director largely a behind-the-scenes leader and Pompeo/Bolton now driving national-security policy + AG probing intel activities.

Robert Costa (@costareports)
********
GOOD!!! BUT REMEMBER NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN ! #2Weeks

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (BqBId)

258 Bluebell - full disclosure, I eat oysters and cauliflower as well.

Tami - if you can get your address to bluebell, Hogmartin, Eris, or Ben Had, they will send it along to me and I would be happy to send you some syrup.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (sjdRT)

259
Hey what happened on CNN last night?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (8U2fM)


-----

You ask that question HERE??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (8XRCm)

260 Perhaps the realization that The Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about has struck.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (DMUuz)
---
Maybe it's all about putting your whole self in. In the end. But you can get started with something small, like your right arm.

Deep.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (Eicbe)

261 I always assume Soylent Green tastes like scrapple.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (2LelM)

262
Ugggg..... cauliflower.



I dont eat anything that looks like brains and smells like feet.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (8XRCm)

263 256 Are there any happy requiems?

Depends who died

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (O8WFE)

264 @mel_faith1

This is the unhinged feminist youtuber Jenny McDermott. She says the only way to stop men from subjugating her - k!ll them all at birth. "We need to k!ll all men" she says

I say...please don't

Lol how can ANYONE like this be taken SERIOUSLY #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder

https://tinyurl.com/y2jown8d


Is there no one around this person to tell her 'you know you're crazy, right?'


Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (cF8AT)

265 Hey what happened on CNN last night?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (8U2fM)
---
Guess off the top of my head: somebody lied.

As part of my day-ending-in-y theory of CNN.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (Eicbe)

266 Diners east of the Alleghenies have some great scrapple.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Roadside markets and diners in Louisiana have some great hogs head cheese. And shrimp po' boys. And beignets. And chicory coffee.

Fuck. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (UE8f6)

267
Remember the Hemingway short story (we have chatted about it) with a farmer whose wife died in the winter, and he propped her in the barn, and used her mouth to hang his lantern?






Eat Pray Love?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (veoSD)

268 There's a song playing in my head, and it ain't

Sleigh Ride. One of those Baroque dirge-like slow, mournful strings

things... can't remember the title or the composer.




Posted by: BurtTC

Funeral March, by Chopin?


Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:09 AM (T6t7i)


No, this one, Albinoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5BFIHXs_I

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (a2xio)

269 Sadly, the US does not seem to be inhabited by any fewer crazy murderous youths than in 1969.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (AMIL/)

-----

If the Manson murders happened today.... theyd be hard pressed to even rate an evening news mention.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (8XRCm)

270 > Abigail Folger

"That's why I know Manson ain't gonna get out of jail. As long as they make coffee, that motherfucker's gonna be in jail."

Posted by: Richard Pryor at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (tY4MP)

271 254 Remember the Hemingway short story (we have chatted about it) with a farmer whose wife died in the winter, and he propped her in the barn, and used her mouth to hang his lantern?


I do. I'm pretty sure it's "Banal Story", but I'll check.



Oops, nope. It's "An Alpine Idyll".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (fuK7c)

272 Good piece of art. There's spruce, Siberian elm. Probably even dogwood back there. Nice cabin, too. Cabins are always nice.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (CPk08)

273 Bluebell - full disclosure, I eat oysters and cauliflower as well.

Tami - if you can get your address to bluebell, Hogmartin, Eris, or Ben Had, they will send it along to me and I would be happy to send you some syrup.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (sjdRT)
---------

I know, because I remember sliding mine under the table to you so Mom wouldn't be mad at me for not cleaning my plate.

Happy to forward your address if you want to send it, Tami!

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (aXucN)

274 "Banal Story"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)

Wasn't that the one about the famous bullfighter's death?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:17 AM (wYseH)

275 The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima beans. Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out of Satan's cookbook called succotash.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)

276 > If the Manson murders happened today.... theyd be hard pressed to even rate an evening news mention.

Wasn't Manson trying to start a race war, though?

That'd get him some attention, probably. He'd be described as a "Trump supporter".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (tY4MP)

277 You can tell the souse is good by the purple sheen under fluorescent light. Like oil in a mud puddle.

Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (RuIsu)

278 221 I don't put maple syrup on my sausage, but it some were to get on my sausage....

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:11 AM (xfb67)


Yes, I was going to say. If you're eating pancakes with sausage, you can't help getting syrup on the sausage.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xjiRE)

279 Too bad Roman Polanski wasn't home.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)

280 Gordon's exit has congressional Rs and Ds on edge. Intel com worried the WH is gaining power

Do tell us why that would be a bad thing, you pieces of shit.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (98WNR)

281 Tami - if you can get your address to bluebell, Hogmartin, Eris, or Ben Had, they will send it along to me and I would be happy to send you some syrup.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:15 AM (sjdRT)

Oh you are very sweet but you don't have to go to all that trouble!

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (cF8AT)

282 Why are some of you people putting spaces in your name field? Is this the new thing?

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (aXucN)

283 Shrimp po boys are the food of gods.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (WvD3i)

284 >Oh you are very sweet but you don't have to go to all that trouble!

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (cF8AT)



Its no trouble at all.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (sjdRT)

285 No, this one, Albinoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5BFIHXs_I


Posted by: BurtTC


Apparently NOT Albinoni, but a later author who claims he composed it as an homage, but used Albinoni's name. When he realized he had a hit, he took full credit. I have no idea if any of that is true.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (T6t7i)

286 Tonight's show

https://tinyurl.com/yyezfzsr

Should be fun

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)

287 Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out of Satan's cookbook called succotash.

Where I come from, succotash is lima beans + sweet corn.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (pPNCa)

288

Have a blast, Fat Man!

Posted by: Bock's Car at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (aKsyK)

289 275
The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima
beans. Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out
of Satan's cookbook called succotash.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)

Google "balut".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (CPk08)

290 Are there any happy requiems?


Not exactly.

But, the first movement of Mahler's symphony 4, clearly describes a child's delightful day on the snow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlJhuS_3TA

Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (mIQCW)

291 You know they make Maple Sausage don't you?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (2LelM)

292 >282
Why are some of you people putting spaces in your name field? Is this the new thing?



Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (aXucN)


Not spaces. Line breaks. All the cool kids are doing it.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (sjdRT)

293 Wasn't that the one about the famous bullfighter's death?


Yes. I have corrected myself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)

294
Bored Games - a limerick

I just can't take scrapple no more
I hate it right down to my core
My kid slaughtered me
He played J, X and Z
Right on a Triple Word Score


Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (m45I2)

295 The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima beans. Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out of Satan's cookbook called succotash.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
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Now add durian.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (Eicbe)

296 That's the spirit!

Quiche = egg pie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (wYseH)
--------

Oysters = sea snot

Cauliflower = devil's warts

Posted by: bluebell at August 09,

****

Okra = words can not do justice to describe this vile, nasty glop.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (axyOa)

297 You can tell it's a Russian painting because even the horse looks depressed.





"Hey, why the long face?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2019 10:12 AM (oVJmc)


He had a dream that Sarah Jessica Parker poked her head in his stable.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (a2xio)

298 "We need to k!ll all men" she says

I say...please don't

Lol how can ANYONE like this be taken SERIOUSLY #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
https://tinyurl.com/y2jown8d

Is there no one around this person to tell her 'you know you're crazy, right?'
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (cF8AT)

Well if you're talking about them little hebrew babies, I gotta say I'm on board!

Posted by: Pharaoh Sniffintutu at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)

299 Pray that the grieving widow did not feed that horse some Beef-a-Reeno.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (q1Pj5)

300 Why are some of you people putting spaces in your name field? Is this the new thing?

Ace decided to get adventurous yesterday.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (pPNCa)

301 > The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima beans.

Now, see, I actually like both of those.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (tY4MP)

302 Is there no one around this person to tell her 'you know you're crazy, right?'

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:16 AM (cF8AT)

They'd just get accused of privilege, or the old "you have no right to judge me!" malarkey.

People like her are why we need permanent residency insane asylums brought back, albeit with more transparency, due process, and the ability to challenge your committal in a neutral jurisdiction.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (J+mig)

303
The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima
beans. Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out
of Satan's cookbook called succotash.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
Google "balut".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (CPk0





"Haggis" or "poutine"...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (veoSD)

304 GAINZZZZZZ

-
Sad news for me. I'm on my last notch. If I lose any more weight I'll have to buy a new belt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)

305 160 It's all right...inside the coffin there's just a slightly smaller coffin. And inside that one is a slightly smaller coffin, and so on.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:03 AM (O8WFE)

Muertotryoshka coffin.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (NWiLs)

306 black eyed peas

I like 'em in hoppin' john.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (O8WFE)

307 Now add durian.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (Eicbe)


I love durian. Really.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (CPk08)

308 This painting celebrates the joie de vivre that is emblematic of the Russian character. The Last Journey. How optimistic.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (m79Dg)

309 The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima beans.

Black eyes peas are good. Lima beans are evil.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)

310 Not spaces. Line breaks. All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (sjdRT)
------

I see.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (aXucN)

311 Everybody lies.
Posted by: Greg House at August 09, 2019 10:13 AM (Rarvo)
---
Joe lies.

Posted by: Lily Taylor in Say Anything at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (Eicbe)

312 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery. My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)

313 "Alpine Idyll"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (wYseH)

314 282 Why are some of you people putting spaces in your name field? Is this the new thing?

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (aXucN)

Blame ace...he started it yesterday.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (cF8AT)

315 *bows head and removes hat*

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (5XZ7Q)

316 306 black eyed peas

I like 'em in hoppin' john.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (O8WFE)

Kinky

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)

317 > It's all right...inside the coffin there's just a slightly smaller coffin. And inside that one is a slightly smaller coffin, and so on.

And the innermost one contains... Robert Reich.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (tY4MP)

318 Lima beans? Isn't that what they make linoleum from?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)

319 "Haggis" or "poutine"...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I've never had haggis.

I've had poutine in Quebec City.
Highly overrated. Why put brown gravy on crispy fries?

Gravy is for mashed taters

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (vd8XM)

320 Posted by: BurtTC

Apparently NOT
Albinoni, but a later author who claims he composed it as an homage, but
used Albinoni's name. When he realized he had a hit, he took full
credit. I have no idea if any of that is true.


Posted by: pep


Regardless, this piece has been heavily used by Hollywood. It features prominently in Gallipoli, a really happy movie.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (T6t7i)

321 The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima beans. Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out of Satan's cookbook called succotash.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Google "balut".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In


"Haggis" or "poutine"...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Spotted Dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (UE8f6)

322 So when I tried to put a return after my nic, it just posts. Confirmed: not one of the cool kids.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (aXucN)

323 The only foods that are truly terrible are black
eyed peas and lima beans. Especially when combined in that unholy
concoction straight out of Satan's cookbook called succotash.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe>>
Mmmm, black eyed peas and stewed tomatoes, 'butter' beans and succotash. - It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (vNyGK)

324 "Haggis" or "poutine"...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (veoSD)

Poutine I can take or leave. But fresh hot haggis...oh wow do I love it.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (CPk08)

325 Thanks CBD. Now I want to throw myself off a roof.

Posted by: RigelDog at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (r0yTn)

326 I love durian. Really.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (CPk0
---

You like "The vomit fruit"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (Eicbe)

327 Its no trouble at all.

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (sjdRT)

Well thank you!

I'll contact Bluebell. Her I trust...the rest of you look shifty as hell.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (cF8AT)

328 310 Not spaces. Line breaks. All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (sjdRT)

It's not limited to them.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (NWiLs)

329 I'm on my last notch. If I lose any more weight I'll have to buy a new belt.

Use an awl. And congratulations.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (CE5C/)

330 Faith sustains in the darkest times. They are going toward the sun.
Posted by: Gorilla Pundits Zookeeper at August 09, 2019 09:46 AM (vN+oL)

Yeah. The setting sun. No symbolism there.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (m79Dg)

331 The kids are making sure Dad's coffin doesn't fall off the sled? Of course the painting is Russian!

Posted by: Pete in TX at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (GJ810)

332 Now add durian."

Durian Durian?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (6qErC)

333 >322
So when I tried to put a return after my nic, it just posts. Confirmed: not one of the cool kids.



Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (aXucN)


<br>

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (sjdRT)

334
Now add durian.
Posted by: Axeman


You'll add it twice if you're hungry like the wolf.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (aKsyK)

335 I've never tried balut and I never will, so I can't comment on it.

Also, durian fruit. But I suspect something that some towns have made illegal to prepare within the town limits is pretty nasty.

There's also that fermented fish that is illegal to bring on planes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (xfb67)

336 295 The only foods that are truly terrible are black eyed peas and lima beans. Especially when combined in that unholy concoction straight out of Satan's cookbook called succotash.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (xfb67)
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Sniffey - you need to put chow chow on it and then its good. This is especially true for black eyed peas, field peas, and, my favorite, butter beans. I love a dish of white rice, covered in butter beans (cooked southern style) and chow chow. Total carb load but so fucking good.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)

337 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery. My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
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You raised a wonderful girl, grammie. Cover her in prayer. The Lord will get her there and back safely, and she will help these poor girls.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (aXucN)

338 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery.

My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.
Posted by: grammie winger


Carefully.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (UE8f6)

339 > Spotted Dick.

English foods open up whole new vistas here.

"Black pudding", which is basically just a fried scab.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (tY4MP)

340 You like "The vomit fruit"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (Eicbe)



I think of it more as "The dead racoon trapped in a wall after 2 days in hot weather" fruit.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (CPk08)

341 96 degrees

In the shaaaade

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)

342 No, this one, Albinoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5BFIHXs_I




Posted by: BurtTC

Apparently NOT Albinoni, but a later
author who claims he composed it as an homage, but used Albinoni's name.
When he realized he had a hit, he took full credit. I have no idea if
any of that is true.


Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:19 AM (T6t7i)

I first heard it during one of the dramatic scenes in the movie, Gallipoli.



Pretty intense.


There's a version by the 70s era folsky, vaguely Russian band, Renaissance, with lyrics.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (a2xio)

343 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery. My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.
Posted by: grammie winger

Prayers for her safety and success.
Also for you driving

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (vd8XM)

344 The million dollar hands of Roberto Durian

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (RMwSd)

345 Wasn't Manson trying to start a race war, though?

That'd get him some attention, probably. He'd be described as a "Trump supporter".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:18 AM (tY4MP)


Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)

346 Not spaces. Line breaks. All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (sjdRT)

And all the uncool kids that want to pretend they are cool.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (m79Dg)

347 Something uplifting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYoPovsM-GM

9 mm Gatling Gun.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (qC1Sy)

348 I'm good with lima beans.

Can't eat black-eyed peas--because I can't eat peas, or any legumes in that family.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (Eicbe)

349 Are there any happy requiems?


Maybe not happy, but whimsical perhaps?


An interesting funeral march based around "Frere Jacques".

Mahler's again.

His 1st Symphony, 3rd movement

Meant to be a Funeral March of the Forest Animals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z8y1K0DLdo

Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (mIQCW)

350
"Black pudding", which is basically just a fried scab.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Dude, I though poop oysters were as bad as it could get.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (T6t7i)

351 Testing

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (vNyGK)

352 Now add durian."

Durian Durian?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (6qErC)

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Hungry like a wolf.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (8XRCm)

353 Oh...

...Scrapple...


Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (m45I2)

354 Sad news for me. I'm on my last notch. If I lose any more weight I'll have to buy a new belt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM


A shoe repair shop can punch another hole or two for you toot sweet*.

* sneaking that in while Ace isn't looking. Yeppers, "Danger" IS my middle name.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (DMUuz)

355 322 So when I tried to put a return after my nic, it just posts. Confirmed: not one of the cool kids.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (aXucN)

I think you need a [ br] (w/o the space).

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (cF8AT)

356 You'll add it twice if you're hungry like the wolf."

Only in Rio...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (6qErC)

357 Africa?

That's not possible. The United States ended our slavery over 100 years ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (RMwSd)

358 Sad news for me. I'm on my last notch. If I lose any more weight I'll have to buy a new belt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)

Congrats! I've gone down two notches on my belt myself. Winning!

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)

359

Posted by: Muad'dib
My Pronouns are Kwisatz Haderach at August 09, 2019 10:24 AM (sjdRT)

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Now how did you get that to show up? VIA and I were having a discussion this morning about how we can't seem to be able to use the right and left arrows. At the end of the discussion I realized that I don't know my right from my left, but the point still stands.

Posted by: bluebell
at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (aXucN)

360 Now I want to throw myself off a roof.

Posted by: RigelDog at August 09, 2019 10:23 AM (r0yTn)

You have a roof?

Luxury!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (wYseH)

361 I can't be bothered with capitalizing things, and yet I'll try sig breaks for some dumb reason

Posted by: Black
Orchid at August 09, 2019 10:26 AM (Rarvo)

362 I miss the rains down in Africa

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (ZLI7S)

363 "Although I like both scrapple and livermush. I draw the line at sousemeat, though."

What about goetta?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (4w9pP)

364 test

Posted by: fixer upper at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (8XRCm)

365 Well that is exactly what I want hanging in my dining room.

Posted by: Puddin Head


Kids: "Broccoli again?!?! Yuck!!!"

Dad: *glances at painting* *gives kids the "fish eye"*

Kids: *silently begin eating broccoli*

Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (bQngX)

366 Breaks with html?

Posted by: how
many
hard
can
you
insert
before
it
breaks
things? at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (iys0/)

367 FAIL

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (8XRCm)

368 That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
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I wouldn't have expected that from a guy who thought the Beatles were trying to get him to lead a black uprising through their songs.

Crazy? Also drugs. A lot of drugs.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (Eicbe)

369 That Sardinian cheese that's infested with maggots. You have to shield your eyes while eating it, because the maggots can jump.

That Icelandic delicacy that involves burying a poisonous shark on the beach for several months, then digging it up and eating it.

Lutefisk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (tY4MP)

370 This is kind of amusing. A chick posts a lying Instagram photo and caption and gets publicly called out by her sister.

P.S. She's hot.

https://fxn.ws/2TgK91a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)

371 Okay, got the line space thing to work, but the arrow - br - arrow thing I copied and pasted disappeared, as I knew it would.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (aXucN)

372 312 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery. My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)

Prayers up for all y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

373 The only thing worse than lima beans is butter beans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:28 AM (RMwSd)

374 One of you morons is going to break the blog and then there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2019 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)

375 hmmmm

Posted by: fixerupper
at August 09, 2019 10:28 AM (8XRCm)

376 I cannot believe what Biden said the other day. I'm sure you guys have been over it?

I am in the throes of college athlete recruiting rigamarole

which - college campuses all look the same to me now. two more just popped up today. I hate doing the new ones but the original set are dragging things out on her for some reason. plus she is very excited about the latest two. but then you're basically starting all over. help me!

Posted by: BlackOrchid

what happens if I do it twice? at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (Rarvo)

377 I like 'em in hoppin' john.

I just made hoppin john last week. I love that stuff!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (BLT3V)

378 372 312 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery. My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)

Prayers up for all y'all.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)


God be with her. And you.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r)

379
Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)


If the blacks are too stupid to run things, how would the win the war in the first place?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (KUaJL)

380 Breaks with html?
Posted by: how
many
hard
can
you
insert
before
it
breaks
things? at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (iys0/)
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What did HTML ever do to you?

Posted by:
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at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (Eicbe)

381 And all the uncool kids that want to pretend they are cool.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: GOPe at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (DMUuz)

382
Oh wow.

For the first time in my life Im cool....

So.... this is how Fonzie felt.

Posted by: fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (8XRCm)

383 370
This is kind of amusing. A chick posts a lying Instagram photo and caption and gets publicly called out by her sister.


Holidays should be interesting.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (T6t7i)

384 Posted by: how
many
hard
can
you
insert
before
it
breaks
things? at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (iys0/)


Lets. Not. Find. Out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (wYseH)

385 All legumes are good.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r)

386 What about goetta?

-

I'm not sure if that's the cooking show hottie with the 7/6th scale face or the linguistic joke about how to spell f-i-s-h.

Or possibly something else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (RMwSd)

387 Okay, fine, I'll take a chance and see if I can break the blog.

Posted by: blake -
used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (qC1Sy)

388
muhahahaah

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (8XRCm)

389 Now how did you get that to show up? VIA and I were having a discussion this morning about how we can't seem to be able to use the right and left arrows. At the end of the discussion I realized that I don't know my right from my left, but the point still stands.
Posted by: bluebell


The opposite of < wipes out everything to the right of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (UE8f6)

390 Judicial Watch has pried the Bruce Ohr 302's loose from the FBI. How does Politico report that?

Supporters of President Donald Trump are seizing on newly released FBI reports

Posted by: motionview at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (pYQR/)

391 Seems like bad policy to give kids a new toy to play with.

Who knows what kind of mischief lurks in the heart of the horde?

Posted by: blake -
used
pronoun
salesman at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (qC1Sy)

392 If the blacks are too stupid to run things, how would the win the war in the first place?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (KUaJL)


You'll have to ask Charlie. You can call him at 1-666-HELL.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (AMIL/)

393 the worst food is tripe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)

394 I can barely avoid pasting the entire thread. There's no way I'm tinkering with the line breaks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (RMwSd)

395 The coffin isn't really a coffin. It's full of vodka.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (5slmI)

396 how
many
hard
can
you
insert
before
it
breaks
things?

---

The Paolo, he knows

Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (7HtZB)

397 347 Something uplifting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYoPovsM-GM
9 mm Gatling Gun.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (qC1Sy)

My favorite comment on that page:
"What a monumental wast of money and ammo. I HAVE TO HAVE ONE !!!"

Posted by: test
test at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)

398

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (aKsyK)

399 390 Judicial Watch has pried the Bruce Ohr 302's loose from the FBI. How does Politico report that?

Supporters of President Donald Trump are seizing on newly released FBI reports

Posted by: motionview at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (pYQR/)

They have to pounce first, then seize. Don't the Politco folks know this by now?

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

400 Okay, enough happy fun time.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (qC1Sy)

401 Supporters of President Donald Trump are seizing on newly released FBI reports





Posted by: motionview


They really need to consult a thesaurus for synonyms of "pounce" and "sieze".

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (T6t7i)

402 There's guns in that coffin. The Russian version of a canoe accident.

Posted by: GWB at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (byi9U)

403 Supporters of President Donald Trump are seizing on newly released FBI reports

Posted by: motionview

Next up POUNCE

with or without the wiggle wiggle before hand

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (vd8XM)

404 One of you morons is going to break the blog and then there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: JackStraw
>>
Is it our fault if we get bored?

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (vNyGK)

405 I suspect all the above who find black eyed peas, lima beans and butter beans horrible are all from the north. Yankees, please understand that boiling something for a long time is not cooking. Its not cuisine. Its boiling the taste out of goodness. Start with some fatback and then...

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (2LelM)

406 the worst food is tripe
Posted by: BlackOrchid



Menudo.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (UE8f6)

407 "Steppin into Eden, yay brother..."

Keith Andes/ aka Skip Homeier

Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (arJlL)

408 394 I can barely avoid pasting the entire thread. There's no way I'm tinkering with the line breaks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (RMwSd)

I am on an ipad, so cannot do anything sporty..... probably for the best.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (90T4r)

409 391 Seems like bad policy to give kids a new toy to play with.

Who knows what kind of mischief lurks in the heart of the horde?

Posted by: wouldn't
at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (Kpl3J)

410 the worst food is tripe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)

That just means you have never tried andouillette.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (wYseH)

411 Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)

Bugliosi says in his book that he wasn't even sure he believed that was the true motive. He thought that there was something even crazier but he prosecuted Manson using the Helter Skelter reason because he thought that was the one sane people would actually understand.

Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (OyyDO)

412 Twitter locked out mconnel? For posting a violence video? A video showing antifa outside his own home?

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (Bs/iK)

413 393 the worst food is tripe
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)

Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)

414 I wonder if anyone has made a 22LR Gatling gun. Seems like something everyone would need.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (xfb67)

415 That just means you have never tried andouillette.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


You are correct, sir.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (T6t7i)

416 All legumes are good.
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r)
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I'll try to remember that, shaking on the crash cart from my shot of adrenaline at the hospital.

Posted by:
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417 Horrible foods?

Huitlacoche.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (UnA8+)

418 406 the worst food is tripe
Posted by: BlackOrchid



Menudo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (UE8f6)

On ABC Saturday mornings!

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)

419 My favorite comment on that page:
"What a monumental wast of money and ammo. I HAVE TO HAVE ONE !!!"
Posted by: test
test at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
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Horde worthy comment.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (qC1Sy)

420
They really need to consult a thesaurus for synonyms of "pounce" and "sieze".

-----

I wanna live with a synonym girl
I could be happy for the rest of my life
With a synonym girl

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (8XRCm)

421 Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh.....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (9Om/r)

422 The opposite of
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:30 AM (UE8f6)
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That's what VIA kept finding. But Muad'dib got one to show up without wiping what was in front of it. Badger State wizardry.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (aXucN)

423 Is it our fault if we get bored?
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (vNyGK)

You're the one that unraveled a whole roll of toilet paper in the Barrel, aren't ya?

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (vd8XM)

424 Both the Indians and the Browns won last night.

As Francona said after the game, I'm not sure whether I enjoyed that or not . . .I was nauseous all the way through.

Posted by: Stunned Clevelander at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (m95YU)

425 406 the worst food is tripe
Posted by: BlackOrchid



Menudo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (UE8f6)

Ohhhh yes. My husband loves menudo. When I was pregnant I had to leave the house when he was cooking it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (Ez6QX)

426 They are traveling towards the light, so there is that I suppose. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2019 09:43 AM

Thank you so much for that interpretation, JJ. I have two funerals i am dealing with this week, one today, so the painting is a bit of a gut punch. Beautiful and heartbreaking.

The painting should be symbolic of DiBlahblahs campaign, but he is too oblivious to realize he should drop out. Or, he knows, but the election campaign money is too sweet a gravy train to end just yet.

Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (XXdzA)

427
this will not end well

Posted by: AltonJackson
no one remembers
the scrolling marquee
fiasco what broke the blog
bigly at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (cuot+)

428 {{hugs grammie}}

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (BLT3V)

429 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery. My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)

Prayers up for her and you grammie!

Get her put on the prayer list...

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (cF8AT)

430 I die...to this world.

Rice and blackeye peas mixed is hoppin john and a complete protein. Butter to this mix.

12 years in New Orleans and the food was delicious. Miss the food. Drago's in Metairie is highly recommended.

Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (WX+x0)

431 414 I wonder if anyone has made a 22LR Gatling gun. Seems like something everyone would need.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (xfb67)


Yep. In fact you can get one in kit form.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (di1hb)

432 Oh hell, I just give up.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (aXucN)

433 96 degrees

In the shaaaade


That's why today's artwork features Russian winter-- it's for morons putting up with this week's global warming.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (pPNCa)

434 398

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (aKsyK)

The sig breaks are ALREADY out of control and obnoxious.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (UnA8+)

435
Bugliosi says in his book that he wasn't even sure he believed that was the true motive.

Bugliosi, who wrote a book calling for the prosecution and EXECUTION of George W. Bush for the Iraq war.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (aKsyK)

436 Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?

Posted by: Insomniac


Probably the same guy who looked up the ass of a pig and thought, "you know, that there looks right tasty".

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (T6t7i)

437 "Vasily- ONE ping..."

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (vFE9h)

438 429 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery. My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)

Praying

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (II6Oo)

439 Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?

--

I'm betting they looked a lot like today's painting, except maybe farther back in time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (A8W5E)

440 Horrible foods?

Huitlacoche.
Posted by: Hikaru

I've never had it. It makes my stomach flip just looking at the pictures

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (vd8XM)

441 Is it our fault if we get bored?
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM


Of course not. Like everything else these days, it's President Trump's fault.

"You need to get with the program, son."
-- D.I.s and Coaches Everywhere, circa 1966-70

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (DMUuz)

442 Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)




This is a pretty common Democrat belief about Blacks in general.

They've always expected Blacks to be their point of the spear in the revolution to bring about their socialist/commie paradise.

And yet...as a group Blacks have (thank God all the way around) resisted this suckers role.


Who knew that the Democrat's Real Tip of Their Revolutionary Spear would be-

trannies

and crazy people*




*Take a look at the members of antifa, y'all.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (mIQCW)

443 bisy backson

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (A8W5E)

444 414 I wonder if anyone has made a 22LR Gatling gun. Seems like something everyone would need.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (xfb67)


I believe there are plans on the InterWebs and some Utube vids available.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (AMIL/)

445 Is menudo different than the menudo spice mix? I have an amazing instant pot sweet pork recipe that uses menudo spices as part of the rub; it comes out juicy and divine.

Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (XXdzA)

446 Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?

Posted by: Insomniac
<<
The guy right before the one who said "Really? Then lets try the intestines! That should be good boiled"

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (vNyGK)

447 370
This is kind of amusing. A chick posts a lying Instagram photo and caption and gets publicly called out by her sister.



P.S. She's hot.



https://fxn.ws/2TgK91a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
I would liken her to having a boat.. Fun to drive, but you can't afford to keep it. High maintenance costs. Breaks down constantly. The happiest days of having it are the first few days, then the days you get rid of it.

Posted by: Our
Country
is[Screwed] at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (N39Ws)

448 I wonder if anyone has made a 22LR Gatling gun. Seems like something everyone would need.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Tippmann made a belt fed, full auto .22lr.
Resembles a miniature Ma Duece.
They go for upwards of $20k.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (UE8f6)

449 430 I die...to this world.

... and a complete protein. ...
Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (WX+x0)


So is soy.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (di1hb)

450 Grammie how long will she be there?

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (BLT3V)

451 Is menudo different than the menudo spice mix?

----

My kids used to have a Menudo-Spice Girls mix.

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (8XRCm)

452 Probably the same guy who looked up the ass of a pig and thought, "you know, that there looks right tasty".
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM


Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (DMUuz)

453 449 430 I die...to this world.

... and a complete protein. ...
Posted by: john doe at August 09, 2019 10:34 AM (WX+x0)

So is soy.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (di1hb)

Maybe but only one of these turns you into a fag.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (NWiLs)

454 406 the worst food is tripe
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Menudo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:32 AM (UE8f6)

I remember trying to eat a bowl of menudo once, the kind with the big rings of intestine floating in it it. I took one bite, and then when I got another spoonful, my hand got halfway to my mouth, and it just stopped. I remember I didn't want to be embarrassed by my failure in front of someone I'd boasted to, and I kept trying to will my hand to bring the next spoonful up to my mouth. But my hand refused to comply, it just sat there, saying "nuh-uh, I ain't doin' it."

There was another guy in our group who eagerly grabbed it and finished it off. But then, we always said about him, if you see a picture of the Brazilian rain forest and there's a face peeking out from behind the leaves, well that was his face.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)

455 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYoPovsM-GM

9 mm Gatling Gun.

-
"Happy sticks."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

456 445 Is menudo different than the menudo spice mix? I have an amazing instant pot sweet pork recipe that uses menudo spices as part of the rub; it comes out juicy and divine.
Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (XXdzA)

Yes. Menudo is soup with hominy and pieces of cow stomach.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)

457 Pic alt title:"Are we there yet?"

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (vNyGK)

458 I
am
so
confused.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (axyOa)

459 Boys, avoid soy......

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (90T4r)

460 Grammie she'll probably need a ton of prayers to keep her head on straight. Prayers started from this family. And may she find peace dealing with the dirtiest job of mankind.

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (Bs/iK)

461 I don't know how, but this has turned into a disgusting food thread. CBD usually saves those for Mother's Day.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (aXucN)

462 Yes. Menudo is soup with hominy and pieces of cow stomach.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)

Hominy? Too many, I'd wager.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)

463 Awww, prayers for you and your girl, grammie. Talk about being on the lords errand. Bless her and you.

Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (XXdzA)

464 413 393 the worst food is tripe
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)

Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?
-----------------
Pretty sure that was the very hungry people that did that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (2LelM)

465 I would guess it was people who didn't want to starve and wanted to use as much of the kill as possible that started eating innards.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (Eicbe)

466 452 Probably the same guy who looked up the ass of a pig and thought, "you know, that there looks right tasty".
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM

Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (DMUuz)

Posted by:
at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)

467 What the hell is scrapple?

--

If you don't know you don't want to. Just think Spam.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here

Not True !

I love spam.


I loathe scrapple !

Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (arJlL)

468 This is an ad for a business.


Dracula Moving Company

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (rjGUv)

469 Grammie -Prayers that your daughter stays safe. Trust in the Lord that He will watch over her always.

Posted by: Our
Country
is
Screwed at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (N39Ws)

470 Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?

-----

Most offal is actually more nutritious than our habit of eating just the muscles. Most alpha carnivores will choose the liver first and leave the rest of the carcass to the pack.

Lots of stories out there of starving folks eating the organs out of animals rather than the "meat".

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (8XRCm)

471 465 I would guess it was people who didn't want to starve and wanted to use as much of the kill as possible that started eating innards.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (Eicbe)


Guts were a special treat to Plains Indians......

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (90T4r)

472 429 My baby girl leaves for Africa today to help other people's baby girls. Other people who sold their baby girls into sex slavery. My eyes are so blurred with tears I don't know how I'm going to get her to the airport.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4)

I expect to go back to Africa later this year.
The most dangerous thing I will see will be mosquitoes but mosquito repellent, mosquito netting and malaria nets.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (II6Oo)

473 The Italians do a tripe soup. Avoid their house while they are cooking it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (2LelM)

474 Apparently Axeman has found the keys to the Alternate Blog Dimension.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (bQngX)

475 467
What the hell is scrapple?



--



If you don't know you don't want to. Just think Spam.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Eight Has No Home Here



Not True !



I love spam.





I loathe scrapple !



Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (arJlL)
Scrapple is made with what ever is left AFTER making hot dogs.

Posted by: Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (N39Ws)

476 452 Probably the same guy who looked up the ass of a pig and thought, "you know, that there looks right tasty".
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM

Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:37 AM (DMUuz)

so is that like the Angus?

Posted by:
almost
got it
figured
out at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (Kpl3J)

477 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (9gDA7)

478 This is a pretty common Democrat belief about Blacks in general.

They've always expected Blacks to be their point of the spear in the revolution to bring about their socialist/commie paradise.

And yet...as a group Blacks have (thank God all the way around) resisted this suckers role.

Who knew that the Democrat's Real Tip of Their Revolutionary Spear would be-

trannies

and crazy people*

*Take a look at the members of antifa, y'all.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (mIQCW)

Well, why are they importing so many foreign military-age men? To do the one job Americans won't do (be the tip of the spear for socialism.)

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (J+mig)

479 Probably the same guy who looked up the ass of a pig and thought, "you know, that there looks right tasty".
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM

Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Ima have to bring a bowl of rosettes to a Superbowl Sunday cookout.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (UE8f6)

480 Google "balut".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2019 10:20 AM (CPk0


Don't. You'll thank me.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (MwFQu)

481 411 Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)

Bugliosi says in his book that he wasn't even sure he believed that was the true motive. He thought that there was something even crazier but he prosecuted Manson using the Helter Skelter reason because he thought that was the one sane people would actually understand.
Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:33 AM (OyyDO)

Yesterday Rich Zeoli interviewed a reporter who has been writing about the Manson murders since day one, and he says that it was way simpler. He claims that the murders were an attempt to cover up a previous murder committed by one of his "family", with the the thinking, such as it was, that the police would think that there was a crazy killer on the loose and that their incarcerated family member had nothing to do with the murder he was in prison for. Remember, these people weren't geniuses and were taking a lot of drugs.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (7HtZB)

482 Looks like that horse is either about to shit or kick the dude in the face.

Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (9gDA7)

483 Pic alt title:"Are we there yet?"
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (vNyGK)
---
"You have died of dysentery"

Posted by: Oregon Trail at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (Eicbe)

484 What the hell is scrapple?
>>
Scrapple is what is left over after you make spam.

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (vNyGK)

485 Thanks everyone. I had to go breathe for awhile. She will be gone 12 days, and will be working in a pediatric AIDS clinic (she's a nurse). Pediatric and AIDS should not be words you put together.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (lwiT4)

486

Walmart is removing from its stores nationwide signs, displays or videos that depict violence following a mass shooting at an El Paso, Texas, store that killed 22 people.

The retailer instructed employees in an internal memo to remove any marketing material, turn off or unplug video game consoles that show violent games - specifically Xbox and PlayStation units, and to make sure that no violence is depicted on screens in its electronics departments.

Employees were also ordered to turn off hunting season videos in the sporting goods department.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (aKsyK)

487 435
Bugliosi says in his book that he wasn't even sure he believed that was the true motive.

Bugliosi, who wrote a book calling for the prosecution and EXECUTION of George W. Bush for the Iraq war.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM (aKsyK)

OK. And? The man was the main prosecutor for one of the most sensational crimes of the 20th century. He interviewed Manson and his followers many times, and got to know him very well. Bugliosi, during the Bush years, was just another person with an opinion, and had no more authority or power to carry out that opinion than I did.

Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (OyyDO)

488 471 465 I would guess it was people who didn't want to starve and wanted to use as much of the kill as possible that started eating innards.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:39 AM (Eicbe)


Guts were a special treat to Plains Indians......
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (90T4r)

Long ago, thundering herds of intestines covered the plains. Then, the white man arrived...

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

489 Guts were a special treat to Plains Indians......
--------------------
They ate them raw immediately after killing the beast. They are blood rich. Watch any predator take down a kill. They immediately eat the innards. The rest of the corspe is to be enjoyed after some aging.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (2LelM)

490 Mollie @MZHemingway
15m
WashPo columnist who published one of the first key Russia collusion hoax stories, the one that alleged ludicrous Logan Act violations by Flynn, has thoughts on responsible intelligence community leadership.

David Ignatius @IgnatiusPost
Sue Gordon embodies the values of a professional intelligence officer. She is as close to universally respected as you can find in the intelligence community. How sad (and typical) that @realDonaldTrump seems to see her as his enemy.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (BqBId)

491 "You have died of dysentery"
Posted by: Oregon Trail at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (Eicbe)
--------

Sorry. That was my son's fault. He spent all the money on nothing but bacon and guns.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (aXucN)

492 479 Probably the same guy who looked up the ass of a pig and thought, "you know, that there looks right tasty".
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM

Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Ima have to bring a bowl of rosettes to a Superbowl Sunday cookout.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (UE8f6)


Wore them on their tricorns during the French Revolution, they did.....

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (90T4r)

493 "In winter, wolves follow sleigh. Smallest child must make sacrifice for family. So sad. Pass wodka, please."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (ClOmq)

494 Is stomach ground into what we call hamburger?

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Bs/iK)

495 Grammie she'll probably need a ton of prayers to keep her head on straight.
Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:38 AM (Bs/iK)

Victor Frankenstein found that embedding 2 bolts into the spine on the neck was able to keep a head on straight.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (m79Dg)

496 413 393 the worst food is tripe
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 09, 2019 10:31 AM (Rarvo)

Organ "meats" are one thing, but who in the hell first said "you know, this here stomach lining looks right tasty"?
-----------------

The same person who looked at a lobster and said "That giant cockroach with claws looks delish!"

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (7HtZB)

497 I expect to go back to Africa later this year.
The most dangerous thing I will see will be mosquitoes but mosquito repellent, mosquito netting and malaria nets.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (II6Oo)

Kiss the reins while you're there.

Posted by:
or
something
like
that
out at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)

498 Next company lunch bring scrapple, 'rosettes', chitterlings and see what compliments you get.

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (vNyGK)

499 there have been times I was so hungry I would have eaten the asshole out of a dead skunk

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (FZYNt)

500 They ate them raw immediately after killing the beast. They are blood rich. Watch any predator take down a kill. They immediately eat the innards. The rest of the corspe is to be enjoyed after some aging.
Posted by: Puddin Head


115 in the shade on the Savannah ages meat PDQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (UE8f6)

501 Higuercin is pretty disgusting too.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (AURKQ)

502 Scrapple is made with what ever is left AFTER making hot dogs.
=======
Don't be silly. There's nothing left after making hot dogs.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (MXFtG)

503 492 479 Probably the same guy who looked up the ass of a pig and thought, "you know, that there looks right tasty".
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:35 AM

Fun Fact: That particular cut is known in the trade as a "rosette".
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Ima have to bring a bowl of rosettes to a Superbowl Sunday cookout.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM (UE8f6)


Wore them on their tricorns during the French Revolution, they did.....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (90T4r)

It's a food AND a hair scrunchy!

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)

504 Tommy Lee isn't the first guy to go thru life letting his dick do his thinking for him, but in his case the dick is actually smarter than he is.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (5fSr7)

505 Muck the Fets.

Posted by: Bryce Harper's Beard at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (8HSk/)

506 Employees were also ordered to turn off hunting season videos in the sporting goods department.
..

Go on...

Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (MAstk)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (ClOmq)

508 Remember on the old Carol Burnett show they used to do a parody of soap operas called "As the Stomach Turns?" I feel like I'm living in it right now.

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (aXucN)

509 Most alpha carnivores will choose the liver first and leave the rest of the carcass to the pack.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM


Pro Tip: Do not eat the liver of a polar bear, due to the toxic levels of Vitamin A you will ingest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (DMUuz)

510 #MORE President Trump says he is working with Congress to enact tougher gun background check legislation in the wake of El Paso and Dayton. Says even strong 2nd amendment Conservatives are on board.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (BqBId)

511 I forgot to mention that I worked with a NASA public affairs guy who interviewed Manson in prison in the late 70s. (Note: the public affairs guy was a UPI reporter based in SanFran back then!)

I asked him about meeting and questioning Manson. He said it was the most chilling experience he'd ever had. Manson was calm and well-spoken, he said, and that made the experience even weirder, knowing Manon's beliefs and murderous ways. The reporter was a hard-bitten old-time reporter who grew up in NYC, so he's not easily weirded-out.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (AMIL/)

512 Thanks everyone. I had to go breathe for awhile. She will be gone 12 days, and will be working in a pediatric AIDS clinic (she's a nurse). Pediatric and AIDS should not be words you put together.

Prayers up for both of you, grammie.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (pPNCa)

513 Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2019 09:44 AM (QkjLD)

Re: Houston on Monday either Joey Paste or Trump said Houston instead of El Paso in a passing reference to mass shootings. Houston actually had several shot on Sunday night/Monday morning. 10 were killed.

Posted by: DanMan at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (XTiHL)

514 509 Most alpha carnivores will choose the liver first and leave the rest of the carcass to the pack.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 10:40 AM

Pro Tip: Do not eat the liver of a polar bear, due to the toxic levels of Vitamin A you will ingest.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (DMUuz)

But your eyesight will be AMAAAAZING until you croak.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

515 Yesterday Rich Zeoli interviewed a reporter who has been writing about the Manson murders since day one, and he says that it was way simpler. He claims that the murders were an attempt to cover up a previous murder committed by one of his "family", with the the thinking, such as it was, that the police would think that there was a crazy killer on the loose and that their incarcerated family member had nothing to do with the murder he was in prison for. Remember, these people weren't geniuses and were taking a lot of drugs.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (7HtZB)

That I believe. A lot of evil is brushed aside as crazy, Hitler for one. Hitler wasn't crazy, not at first. I am convinced that Manson, however, was nuclear-grade nuts.

Posted by: Kris at August 09, 2019 10:45 AM (OyyDO)

516 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM


Congratulations, Jewells.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (ajO22)

517 506
Employees were also ordered to turn off hunting season videos in the sporting goods department.

..



Go on...

Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (MAstk)
If you live in the New England area and are into sporting goods, firearms, etc. please check out Kittery Trading Post in Kittery, ME. They have an awesome showroom of new and used firearms and ammo. Needless to say, they are under heavy pressure from the libtards to stop selling scary black rifles.

Posted by: Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (N39Ws)

518 I'm sure someone has mentioned this up above, but the sleigh or sled contains not only the two kids, but what looks like a small coffin. Are they taking the smallest child to be buried before the ground freezes hard?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (ClOmq)

519 Employees were also ordered to turn off hunting season videos in the sporting goods department.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (aKsyK)

And on it goes, the society becomes the asylum run by the inmates. And normal people can GF.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (H8QX8)

520 510 #MORE President Trump says he is working with Congress to enact tougher gun background check legislation in the wake of El Paso and Dayton. Says even strong 2nd amendment Conservatives are on board.
..

Excellent.

But it's not enough and America is still in danger.

There will be another mass shooting before 2020.

And we'll demand more.

Each time we get closer.

Posted by: 2020 DEMS at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (MAstk)

521 yehey shlamaa rabba min shemayya
'oseh shalom bimromav
hu ya'ase shalom 'alenu yisrael

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (NlLAv)

522 Test post, please ignore.

...like you need my permission.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor
Cavil at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (AM1GF)

523 Well, this is very....Russian.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (ejd/p)

524 David Ignatius @IgnatiusPost
Sue Gordon embodies the values of a professional intelligence officer. She is as close to universally respected as you can find in the intelligence community. How sad (and typical) that @realDonaldTrump seems to see her as his enemy.

The instant Adam Schiff expressed "sorrow" at her leaving, you knew that she had been leaking classified into to him the whole time.

but this entire story is almost comical. Trump wanted Ratcliffe on top, he wasn't going to fire anyone else. Deep State and anti-Trump Senators said "nope, we hate Ratcliffe" and killed his nomination, and then said "Sue Gordon is great, she should have the job."

And then Trump said "HA ha, you killed my nomination, I just fired your nomination for good! What you gonna do about that? " If they would have gone along with Ratcliffe, he would have let her stay in her relatively powerful position.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)

525 345
Manson was a white supremacist, big time. The Tate-LaBianca murders were his attempt to start a black-white race war that he believed the blacks would win, killing all whites. Charlie planned to hide-out in Death Valley with his Family during the war, then come out after the war was over and take over. That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)


Makes perfect sense, starting with how a bunch of white people killing another bunch of white people would start a race war.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (xjiRE)

526 The same person who looked at a lobster and said "That giant cockroach with claws looks delish!"
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:42 AM (7HtZB)

------

Zog kills lobster. Zog cooks lobster. Zog dies.

Mongo buries Zog. Mongo thinks "cook lobster while alive". Mongo enjoys first lobster ever.

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (8XRCm)

527 I'm sure someone has mentioned this up above, but
the sleigh or sled contains not only the two kids, but what looks like a
small coffin. Are they taking the smallest child to be buried before
the ground freezes hard?


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
>>
You trying to get us back on track?

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (vNyGK)

528 I asked him about meeting and questioning Manson. He said it was the most chilling experience he'd ever had. Manson was calm and well-spoken, he said, and that made the experience even weirder, knowing Manon's beliefs and murderous ways. The reporter was a hard-bitten old-time reporter who grew up in NYC, so he's not easily weirded-out.

Posted by: Gref


Yeah. You expect a nut to be ranting and raving. Not quiet and calm like Mr. Rogers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (UE8f6)

529 Today's painting is beautiful and depressing.
So, I'm assuming Russian?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (bcbK8)

530 The retailer instructed employees in an internal memo to remove any marketing material, turn off or unplug video game consoles that show violent games - specifically Xbox and PlayStation units, and to make sure that no violence is depicted on screens in its electronics departments.

Employees were also ordered to turn off hunting season videos in the sporting goods department.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (aKsyK)


Because that will fix EVERYTHING!!!!

Watch the videos of the Democratic Commie convention in Georgia.

That tells you everything you need to know about why there are mass shootings. The human psyche has been damaged by the leftist ideology and until that's repaired, you're at risk of dying by mass murderer.

Note: I hate that term for these shooting. Hitler was a mass murderer. A shooter that takes out 20 people is a murderous dickhead, yes, but I don't think that counts as MASS murder.

Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (9gDA7)

531 Terribly sad painting.

But on a snarky note (this IS the HQ), it looks like Biden's presidential aspirations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (ptqGC)

532 On a second look, yes, that coffin could be adult-sized, and Mom is sitting on its forward end.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (ClOmq)

533 515 Yesterday Rich Zeoli interviewed a reporter who has been writing about the Manson murders since day one
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2019 10:41 AM (7HtZB)

I learned the other day that Manson was not present at the murder scene. Always thought he was.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (H8QX8)

534 http://bit.ly/2KEOx6a
*******
Rep. Nadler's announcement of 'formal impeachment inquiry' ends with 3 buzzkill words for the Resistance twitchy.com

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (BqBId)

535 518 Nope, Dad is dead. Mom and girls are taking him to the graveyard. Then it's time to PAAARRTEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (FTPVM)

536 Is stomach ground into what we call hamburger?
Posted by: Willow

It shouldn't. Most burgers are trimmings from better cuts, and cuts that are too chewy for most people.

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (vd8XM)

537 516 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM


Congratulations Jewells... I would do emoticon cakes and balloons ... but I am a moron.....

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (90T4r)

538 I'm sure someone has mentioned this up above, but the sleigh or sled contains not only the two kids, but what looks like a small coffin. Are they taking the smallest child to be buried before the ground freezes hard?
=========
Likely at that time of year, the dead were not, but put into a temporary Mausoleum.

Posted by: Pavlov's Cold Storage - reasonable rates at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (F/Uoh)

539 Most alpha carnivores will choose the liver first and leave the rest of the carcass to the pack.

Posted by: fixerupper


Orcas attack sharks, including Great Whites, to get at the liver. It's unclear if this is a new phenomenon, but whales are pretty smart, so i wouldn't put it past them to develop a new, shark-based cuisine.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (T6t7i)

540 Makes perfect sense, starting with how a bunch of white people killing another bunch of white people would start a race war.
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM (xjiRE)

----

Manson tried to pin the murders on the blacks.

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (8XRCm)

541 Art recommendation, although I don't have a link. Daughter sent me a picture of this painting. It is evocative...and it has elbows.

'Two Mothers' by Maxime Fairve

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (axyOa)

542 I'm sure someone has mentioned this up above, but the sleigh or sled contains not only the two kids, but what looks like a small coffin. Are they taking the smallest child to be buried before
the ground freezes hard?


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Large coffin. Mom is sitting on it. Dad is inside it.

Shit is about to get real.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (UE8f6)

543 510
#MORE President Trump says he is working with Congress to enact tougher
gun background check legislation in the wake of El Paso and Dayton. Says
even strong 2nd amendment Conservatives are on board.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (BqBId)
What we need is a strong 2A supporter to tack on National Reciprocity to the bill. It will give armed citizens the ability to stop these mass murders.

Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (N39Ws)

544 Splendid!

Posted by: HTML
Has charms, I know
But can be hell
on blog text flow
CAVIL-SHAVE at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (AM1GF)

545 518 I'm sure someone has mentioned this up above, but the sleigh or sled contains not only the two kids, but what looks like a small coffin. Are they taking the smallest child to be buried before the ground freezes hard?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM (ClOmq)

early on, it was noted that Senor Wences was in that coffin.

Posted by:
"s'arigght?"
"S'ariiight!!!"
at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)

546 You trying to get us back on track?
Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 10:47 AM


We keep skidding.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (DMUuz)

547 Trump:

Joe Biden is not playing with a full deck.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (MwFQu)

548 527
I'm sure someone has mentioned this up above, but

the sleigh or sled contains not only the two kids, but what looks like a

small coffin. Are they taking the smallest child to be buried before

the ground freezes hard?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
>>
You trying to get us back on track?


Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
I just arrived. You got off track?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (ClOmq)

549 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.



Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM


Happy anniversary!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (ptqGC)

550 Art recommendation? Can we have something with bewbs to lighten up the darkness of today's painting?

Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (N39Ws)

551 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: jewells45


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (UE8f6)

552 539 Most alpha carnivores will choose the liver first and leave the rest of the carcass to the pack.

Posted by: fixerupper

Orcas attack sharks, including Great Whites, to get at the liver. It's unclear if this is a new phenomenon, but whales are pretty smart, so i wouldn't put it past them to develop a new, shark-based cuisine.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (T6t7i)

Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark!

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

553 We keep skidding.

Posted by: Duncanthrax
>>Need chains on the sled.

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (vNyGK)

554 Kittery Trading Post in Kittery, ME. They have an awesome showroom of new and used firearms and ammo. Needless to say, they are under heavy pressure from the libtards to stop selling scary black rifles.
Posted by: Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:46 AM


Do this. Now. The 2nd floor at Kittery is Nirvana. Moose at the bottom of the stairs will tell you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (ejd/p)

555 547
Trump:



Joe Biden is not playing with a full deck.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (MwFQu)
And water is wet, the sky is blue

Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (N39Ws)

556 This is a pretty common Democrat belief about Blacks in general.

-
It'll be interesting to see how the Donks react to Pasty Joe's little gaffe. The only reason I can see why Joe is the front running messiah of the left is that they think all the others are too batshit crazy to beat PDT. So now they either drop Joe and run with the looneys or ignore/forgive Joe and risk losing the anti-white supremacist vote.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)

557 Ty, Bruce.

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (Bs/iK)

558 Liver is rich in iron and other essential vitamins and full of protein.

Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM (gmo/4)

559 Happy anniversary Jewells!

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)

560 Next company lunch bring scrapple, 'rosettes', chitterlings and see what compliments you get.
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:43 AM (vNyGK)

"Listen, Peggy. We're going to make you in charge of decorations next year! You'll have so much fun. And you won't have to fix any food!"

"But, I love to cook!"

"Delegate the cooking, sweetheart! And we'll select the cooks you can use!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (m79Dg)

561 You trying to get us back on track?


Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .
I just arrived. You got off track?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


...we had a track?

Posted by: HTML
Has charms, I know
But can be hell
on blog text flow
CAVIL-SHAVE at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (AM1GF)

562 I just arrived. You got off track?


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
>>Yeah, I think we've come full circle and about to start around again. Where's the monkey?

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (vNyGK)

563 DRUDGE

Is Putin covering up a nuclear disaster? Ambulances covered in protective film transport six Russians who suffered severe radiation poisoning in mystery explosion during test of new hypersonic missile

Interesting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)

564 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Enumclaw at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (t6MX/)

565 I learned the other day that Manson was not present at the murder scene. Always thought he was.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (H8QX


They convicted him on conspiracy to commit murder, IIRC. He did enter the LaBianca residence (the night after the Tate slaughter) and tie-up the two, but then went out and sent 2 or 3 Family members in to do the killings.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (AMIL/)

566 cuts that are too chewy for most people.

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (vd8XM)

You ain't kidding...

Posted by: Mohels of America at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (wYseH)

567 I see morons have found how to add line breaks in nics.
Oy.

This will end in tears and a loss of cookies for everyone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK8)

568 and cuts that are too chewy for most people.
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM


Texas: Converting brisket into ambrosia 24/7/365.25.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (DMUuz)

569 I wonder if anyone has made a 22LR Gatling gun. Seems like something everyone would need.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe





Tippmann made a belt fed, full auto .22lr.

Resembles a miniature Ma Duece.

They go for upwards of $20k.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:36 AM (UE8f6)


Back in the 80's there was a 22LR gatling gun. I remember seeing it at a store. It wasn't cheap.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (9Om/r)

570 Jewells impossible at age 29. I'm sure that's a typo.

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (Bs/iK)

571 After the Russian revolution when the citizens are told they are in charge and it will be a bright new tomorrow....Then reality stuck home that they just find out it exchanges one ruler for another ruler.

Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (fffSn)

572 Watch the videos of the Democratic Commie convention in Georgia.

That tells you everything you need to know about why there are mass shootings. The human psyche has been damaged by the leftist ideology and until that's repaired, you're at risk of dying by mass murderer.

Note: I hate that term for these shooting. Hitler was a mass murderer. A shooter that takes out 20 people is a murderous dickhead, yes, but I don't think that counts as MASS murder.
============
If they ever get organized well then . . . Lucky for us they lack Teutonic efficiency.

Posted by: They seem confuzzled lets hope they stay that way at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (m95YU)

573 Sad news for me. I'm on my last notch. If I lose any more weight I'll have to buy a new belt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Just drill a new hole with a cordless drill.

Bu not while you're wearing it.

Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (arJlL)

574 Oh, well done, Brother Cavil!

Posted by: bluebell at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (aXucN)

575 I hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring ting tingling too
Come on it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you!

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

576 You know what I hate? Those clear thick plastic glasses frames. On a douchy bearded hipster of course. Half of them probably don't even have a prescription. They just wear them for the style.

Posted by: Chris M at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (eAZVt)

577 I just arrived. You got off track?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:49 AM (ClOmq)

-----

Yes.

And we've been scrappling to get back ever since.

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (8XRCm)

578 I unfortunately watched a clip of the democrat socialist clambake. The speaker was mentioning a safe room they'd set up, and was alerting people that no "aggressive scents" were allowed inside. These people aren't simply misguided, they're unwell.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (H8QX8)

579 563
DRUDGE



Is Putin covering up a nuclear disaster? Ambulances covered in
protective film transport six Russians who suffered severe radiation
poisoning in mystery explosion during test of new hypersonic missile



Interesting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)
Pieces of this story broke yesterday. Seemed like there was some type of radiation leak/exposure. Not sure how this happens on a hypersonic missile test unless it is fully armed with nukes.

Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)

580 > 'rosettes',

If you want them in bulk, they're packaged as "boneless inverted pork rectums".

Ask for them by name at your favorite grocer!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (tY4MP)

581 What we need is a strong 2A supporter to tack on National Reciprocity to the bill. It will give armed citizens the ability to stop these mass murders.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


FTS. No way. No federal license. Because that'll be the first thing they go after as soon as they get back in power.

And when it is rescinded, no state will have a chl, because they did away with their when the federal license went into effect.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (UE8f6)

582 I'm surprised that WalMart hasn't gone more SJW based on the profile of Sam's kids.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (rjGUv)

583 Pro Tip: Do not eat the liver of a polar bear, due to the toxic levels of Vitamin A you will ingest.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:44 AM (DMUuz)

I laugh at toxic levels of Vitamin A.--Alpha Male Wolf Pack Leader.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (m79Dg)

584 Come on it's lovely weather
For a SLAY ride together with you!

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

-----

Fixed.

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (8XRCm)

585 I'm sure somebody explainted yesterday, but I missed it. How do you get to have multiple lines in your signature? I tried a regular Enter, and merely posted a blank message; and Ctrl-Enter did nothing. Is there an ASCII code or HTML code?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (ClOmq)

586 Mark I remember when pics could be added

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (Bs/iK)

587 567 I see morons have found how to add line breaks in nics.
Oy.

This will end in tears and a loss of cookies for everyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK

*shrugs* Half the Horde's on low-carb anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)

588 sweet! Google is celebrating World's Indigenous Peoples' Day. here is to keeping England, English and Celtic.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NlLAv)

589 576
You know what I hate? Those clear thick plastic glasses frames. On a
douchy bearded hipster of course. Half of them probably don't even have a
prescription. They just wear them for the style.




Posted by: Chris M


FIFY

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (T6t7i)

590 What did he saaaaayyyy???

What's in the box???

Posted by: Wiliam Shatner in Se7en at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (MwFQu)

591 So he's going to take them out to the woods, kill them both, and bury them in the same coffin?

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (RHFvJ)

592 558 Liver is rich in iron and other essential vitamins and full of protein.
..

Ya but it tastes like ass.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (MAstk)

593 > and cuts that are too chewy for most people.

"I took a bite. Not bad. I was almost enjoying it. The problem was that I was still almost enjoying the same bite five minutes later." -- Euell Gibbons, on attempting to eat a groundhog

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (tY4MP)

594 Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark!
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:50 AM


Shark fin soup do doo do doo do doo....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (ejd/p)

595 Duncan thankfully I never consider liver edible anyway.

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (Bs/iK)

596 I'm sure somebody explainted yesterday, but I missed it. How do you get to have multiple lines in your signature? I tried a regular Enter, and merely posted a blank message; and Ctrl-Enter did nothing. Is there an ASCII code or HTML code?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM


Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 10:54 AM (DMUuz)

597 Pieces of this story broke yesterday. Seemed like there was some type of radiation leak/exposure. Not sure how this happens on a hypersonic missile test unless it is fully armed with nukes.
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)

Yes I know it broke the other day. Then they closed access to the sea in front of the site. Then this report. Very much like Chynoble it keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (p0A33)

598 563 DRUDGE

Is Putin covering up a nuclear disaster? Ambulances covered in protective film transport six Russians who suffered severe radiation poisoning in mystery explosion during test of new hypersonic missile

Interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)

The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (Kpl3J)

599 a lot of nuclear shit has blown up under PootyPoot. we just found out about a ruthenium leak in 2017, this year.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (NlLAv)

600 ow do you get to have multiple lines in your signature?
<<
Use < br > tag - remove spaces

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (vNyGK)

601 579
Pieces of this story broke yesterday. Seemed like there was some type of radiation leak/exposure. Not sure how this happens on a hypersonic missile test unless it is fully armed with nukes.
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)


Or if they were testing some kind of nuclear engine, which would be interesting.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (xjiRE)

602 Nuclear thermal rocket engine?

Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (gmo/4)

603
Liver is rich in iron and other essential vitamins and full of protein.

------

Humans cannot digest raw liver.

But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup......

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (8XRCm)

604 We waste no part of the pig.

Have some scrapple.

Posted by: Farmer Hoggett at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (88+cf)

605 Orcas attack sharks, including Great Whites, to get at the liver. It's unclear if this is a new phenomenon, but whales are pretty smart, so i wouldn't put it past them to develop a new, shark-based cuisine.
Posted by: pep at August 09, 2019 10:48 AM (T6t7i)

Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark do doo do doo do doo
Tasty shark!
========
I'll have you liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!

Posted by: Hannibal Orca at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (m95YU)

606 536 Is stomach ground into what we call hamburger?
Posted by: Willow
------------------
I doubt you could do that without the smell of urine emanating from the burger. Would you eat a burger that smelled of urine?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (2LelM)

607 596
I'm sure somebody explainted yesterday, but I missed it. How do you
get to have multiple lines in your signature? I tried a regular Enter,
and merely posted a blank message; and Ctrl-Enter did nothing. Is there
an ASCII code or HTML code?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM



Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019

*
*
. . .

Ssssst!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (ClOmq)

608 "Very much like Chynoble it keeps getting worse."

this man is delusional. get him to the infirmary!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (NlLAv)

609 Use tag - remove spaces
Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (vNyGK)

----

[ br ]

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (8XRCm)

610 The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM


****

Those were the ones that were 7 feet tall.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (axyOa)

611 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)
Pieces of this story broke yesterday. Seemed like there was some type of radiation leak/exposure. Not sure how this happens on a hypersonic missile test unless it is fully armed with nukes.
Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (N39Ws)

Maybe the propulsion system to reach hypersonic speed is some type of nuclear reaction.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (rjGUv)

612 If you like what we're doing now just wait until we have a Dem in the WH.

Buh bye.

Posted by: Big Tech at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (MAstk)

613 I just arrived. You got off track?

It was the M-E-T-S that did it.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (pPNCa)

614 Or if they were testing some kind of nuclear engine, which would be interesting.
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (xjiRE)

We tested one of those for a plane back in the 50/60s. Tends to leave a rather obvious trail and kill it's pilots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (p0A33)

615 Humans cannot digest raw liver.

But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup brown gravy......
Posted by: fixer upper


Fixt.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (UE8f6)

616 I'm sure somebody explainted yesterday, but I missed it. How do you
get to have multiple lines in your signature? I tried a regular Enter,
and merely posted a blank message; and Ctrl-Enter did nothing. Is there
an ASCII code or HTML code?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM



Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019
*
*
. . .

Ssssst!


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM


****

Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (axyOa)

617
600
ow do you get to have multiple lines in your signature?
<<
Use < br > tag - remove spaces


Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019

Test of multiple lines --

Posted by: Wolfus
Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (ClOmq)

618 The Green New Deal Lifestyle.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (koNhm)

619 "Or if they were testing some kind of nuclear engine, which would be interesting."

Russian stuff not working, irradiating the locals, and Russian apparatchiks lying about it is sooo 1986.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (NlLAv)

620 Maybe the propulsion system to reach hypersonic speed is some type of nuclear reaction.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


Just ask Hiroshima.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (UE8f6)

621 Ha! It worked!


It would be more to the point if I had a long signature, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 10:57 AM (ClOmq)

622 Or if they were testing some kind of nuclear engine, which would be interesting.
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (xjiRE)

might be a hint that it wasn't a very good design.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)

623 Soviet technology can be rather good and advanced, but often their manufacturing is shit and things tend to go BOOOM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (p0A33)

624 Didn't someone a few years back do something goofy in the signature line, and broke the blog?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (lwiT4)

625 615
Humans cannot digest raw liver.



But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup brown gravy......
and then bury it in the back 40 somewhere. Then go get yourself a nice juicy bacon burger.
Posted by: fixer upper





Fixt.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (UE8f6)
Better yet...

Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (N39Ws)

626 587 567 I see morons have found how to add line breaks in nics.
Oy.

This will end in tears and a loss of cookies for everyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK

*shrugs* Half the Horde's on low-carb anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)

'Skinny Privilege', I see....

How are you, brother?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK8)

627 I think after that, we couldn't do hyperlinks anymore.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (lwiT4)

628 Pudding no. Still I almost confuse when I take chicken out of its wrap. What a horrid smell!

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (Bs/iK)

629 Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:52 AM (UE8f6)

I've heard this argument before and disagree. A proclamation that a CPL in one state is valid in any state or a statement of minimum state requirements for CPL would suffice. Open carry state citizens can apply in any state for a CPL.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (t6MX/)

630 if they were testing some kind of nuclear engine, which would be interesting.
Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (xjiRE)


Nuclear thermal rocket engine?
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (gmo/4)


This is why aos is known as a smart military blog.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (rjGUv)

631 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.



Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM


God BLESS you!!!!

It's so rare to hear this today. Most marriages are done in less than 5 years on average, I think, with the percentage of marriages ending in divorce being ridiculously high, you are a model for all to follow.

Congratulations!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (9gDA7)

632 Humans cannot digest raw liver.

But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup......
-------------
This human can't eat it at all. Tried once at boot camp cuz I was starving and the only thing on the line was liver and onions. Couldn't do it without retching. Filled up on bread and milk and hid the nasty shit to make it past the DI. You don't want to get caught shoving uneaten food in the tray window. DIs love them some authorized sadism.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (2LelM)

633 Convulse

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (Bs/iK)

634 Is Putin covering up a nuclear disaster? Ambulances covered in protective film transport six Russians who suffered severe radiation poisoning in mystery explosion during test of new hypersonic missile

Interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)

The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.
=====
Between 3 and 4 feet tall.

Russkies opened a portal to another dimension and couldn't close it fast enough when they found the other side to be hostile. They called us and we blew it up.

You get the cover story.

Spider bite isn't fatal. Its worse.
You don't want to see what it looks like after one of the spiders bites a guy. No. You don't.

Posted by: Monster Hunter Intl. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (XjSu5)

635 Bleak. One supposes that, as a people, others have suffered worse than the Russians, but I don't know who it would be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (CDGwz)

636

Nuclear wessel missile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (aKsyK)

637 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM


Happy anniversary!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (ejd/p)

638 http://bit.ly/2M9SJ0W
*******
Flashback: Joe Biden Repeatedly Praised George Wallace

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (BqBId)

639 often their manufacturing is shit and things tend to go BOOOM

Yep; look up Mitrofan Nedelin and the 1960 catastrophe at Baikonur.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (pPNCa)

640 it was the now-banned moron Yoshi who blew up the comments iirc.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (NlLAv)

641 623 Soviet technology can be rather good and advanced, but often their manufacturing is shit and things tend to go BOOOM
------------------
Same for Isralis.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)

642 Maybe the propulsion system to reach hypersonic speed is some type of nuclear reaction.
>>Been proposed - succession of low yield nukes 'pushing' against a (thick) plate -

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (vNyGK)

643 We tested one of those for a plane back in the 50/60s. Tends to leave a rather obvious trail and kill it's pilots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (p0A33)


Convair NB-36H

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair_NB-36H

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (AMIL/)

644 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM

Happy anniversary!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 11:00 AM (BqBId)

645 Punk Chimp took one look at this painting, ate some asshole sausage, and killed himself.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (FTPVM)

646 nothing happened at Kyshtym!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (NlLAv)

647 615 Humans cannot digest raw liver.

But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup brown gravy......
Posted by: fixer upper


Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (UE8f6)

Then throw it in the garbage.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (t6MX/)

648 634 Is Putin covering up a nuclear disaster? Ambulances covered in protective film transport six Russians who suffered severe radiation poisoning in mystery explosion during test of new hypersonic missile

Interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (p0A33)

The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.
=====
Between 3 and 4 feet tall.

Russkies opened a portal to another dimension and couldn't close it fast enough when they found the other side to be hostile. They called us and we blew it up.

You get the cover story.

Spider bite isn't fatal. Its worse.
You don't want to see what it looks like after one of the spiders bites a guy. No. You don't.
Posted by: Monster Hunter Intl. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (XjSu5)

Would buy, would read

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK8)

649 ok

Posted by: Rick
in SK at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (FZYNt)

650 On their travel, the three in the picture above a singing a happy song:

"Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday,
death, destruction, and despair,
people dying everywhere,
Happy Birthday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (Kpl3J)

651 Mike I hear ya but.. They should quit trying. To own the world

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (Bs/iK)

652 Yes I know it broke the other day. Then they closed access to the sea in front of the site. Then this report. Very much like Chynoble it keeps getting worse.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 10:55 AM (p0A33)


There's a company out there that has been growing crops at Chernobyl and is now making vodka from the yield.

https://www.liquor.com/articles/chernobyl-vodka/#gs.ukcst4

Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (9gDA7)

653

Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
Open border activists echoing the language of the Tacoma firebomber & AOC rallied in Seattle earlier today to shut down the ICE offices. They stormed the building and made it to the 29th floor but later found out the offices were already closed for the day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (aKsyK)

654 Thanks everyone

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (BLT3V)

655 646 nothing happened at Kyshtym!
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (NlLAv)

Or at Dyatlov Pass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK8)

656 Flounder is right

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (Bs/iK)

657 Maybe the propulsion system to reach hypersonic speed is some type of nuclear reaction.
>>Been proposed - succession of low yield nukes 'pushing' against a (thick) plate -
>>>>Nuclear Pulse Propulsion

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (vNyGK)

658 Soon, my pretties, soon! Keep commenting!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (DMUuz)

659 a monster you have created

Posted by:
Rick
in
SK
8) at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (FZYNt)

660 I've heard this argument before and disagree. A proclamation that a CPL in one state is valid in any state or a statement of minimum state requirements for CPL would suffice. Open carry state citizens can apply in any state for a CPL.
Posted by: flounder


It all depends on how they implement it. If they take yours and issue a "federal" license, they they can take it away.

And you know states would love to ditch having to handle dealing with licensing.

If they just say, "you have to accept it like a drivers license", then it's not as bad. Except for states that don't have chl's.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (UE8f6)

661 I'm surprised that WalMart hasn't gone more SJW based on the profile of Sam's kids.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (rjGUv)

One thing about Sam's kids. Dey luvs da money!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (m79Dg)

662 Just drill a new hole with a cordless drill.

Why a cordless drill? A hammer and a nail works too, btw.

Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

663 The Russians deserve what happens/ happened to them. Innocence died with their revolution.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (FTPVM)

664 Humans cannot digest raw liver.

But if you cook it with onions and slather it with ketchup brown gravy......
Posted by: fixer upper


Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 10:56 AM (UE8f6)

Then throw it in the garbage.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM


****

Right next to the okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (axyOa)

665 Thanks everyone
Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (BLT3V)

-----

*tips hat*

But.... I wanna how youve been married for 39 years when you're only 29 years old.

Splain yerself....

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (8XRCm)

666 Yes!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (DMUuz)

667

A. Marie Villafana, the lead federal prosecutor who helped negotiate a controversial plea deal for accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, has submitted her resignation to the Justice Department, the Miami Herald has learned.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (aKsyK)

668 666 Yes!
Posted by: Hillary! at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (DMUuz)

Well that just makes sense

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK8)

669 Manson was calm and well-spoken,

-
I've seen interviews of Chuck and would hardly describe him well spoken. Neither his vocabulary nor his presentation in a logical, coherent manner would impress. He did have a certain ability to play with words; for example, he is Man's Son; i.e., Jesus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)

670 650
On their travel, the three in the picture above a singing a happy song:



"Happy Birthday,

Happy Birthday,

death, destruction, and despair,

people dying everywhere,

Happy Birthday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
Chewy dot com sent a birthday card to my Siberian cat Chekov (he's 12). No kidding: a handwritten message and they even spelled his name right.


He was impossible to live with for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (ClOmq)

671 Or at Dyatlov Pass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK


Never get out of the tent in shirtsleeves and barefoot when the wind chill is about -60F !!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (AMIL/)

672 666
Yes!

Posted by: Hillary!
Now that is timing!

Posted by: FrodoB
at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (vNyGK)

673 in all honesty, I like calf liver. I cook it pretty well - better when it's fresh, and it calls for lots of worchestershire sauce. And lots of onions. But I like onions too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)

674 I'm surprised that WalMart hasn't gone more SJW based on the profile of Sam's kids.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


Are they involved in anything more than cashing checks?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (UE8f6)

675 Morning all! Today Mr. Jewells and I celebrate 39 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 10:00 AM

Congratulations, Happy Anniversary and God Bless you both!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (+0VWg)

676 Splain yerself....

Magic.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (BLT3V)

677 Russian stuff not working, irradiating the locals, and Russian apparatchiks lying about it is sooo 1986.

It was sort of hilarious it was so Soviet.

Sweden: Hey, there's a huge radiation cloud overhead. Where's the wind coming from? Oh, hey Russia, got anything to tell us?

USSR: Nope, nope.


Was the Kursk the nuke sub that sank that we might have been able to help with if they'd told us about it sooner?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

678 Posted by: jewells45 at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (BLT3V)

Congratulations. Now explain 29.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (t6MX/)

679 671 Or at Dyatlov Pass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK


Never get out of the tent in shirtsleeves and barefoot when the wind chill is about -60F !!!!!!
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (AMIL/)

That's just good advice, right there.

Next, I want someone to explain why experienced Russian skiers would do such a thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK8)

680 Not much of a view straight ahead.

Posted by: Widow driving the sledge at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (q1Pj5)

681 Just read where the US and Canada have intercepted another Bear bomber. It would be fun to see pictures of these bombers over the years with the US/Canadian plane flying next to it. The interceptors have changed dramatically but the Bears are the same.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (axyOa)

682 mmm. blue Cerenkov glowing vodka.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (NlLAv)

683 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (u82oZ)

684 Nuclear Thermal Rocket Engines - NTR engines were ground tested by the U.S. in the late 50's and early 60's. They worked quite well. The Marshall Space Flight Center is currently considering them for manned flight to Mars as NTR's would reduce the travel time to 3 - 4 months, cutting the time in half from chemical rockets. The trick is to assemble the engine components in orbit rather than risk an atmospheric destruction of radioactive components from a ground launch.

Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (gmo/4)

685 Next, I want someone to explain why experienced Russian skiers would do such a thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK

-----

Too much wodka.

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (8XRCm)

686 ISP issues delayed me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (u82oZ)

687 666 Yes!
Posted by: Hillary! at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (DMUuz)

Well that just makes sense
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK

Sorry. I specifically said the Antichrist will be a man. Until Hillary starts identifying as a man, she won't get the job.--God.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (m79Dg)

688
The craziest part was all the radioactive spiders seen leaving the scene.
=====
Between 3 and 4 feet tall.

Russkies opened a portal to another dimension and couldn't close it fast enough when they found the other side to be hostile. They called us and we blew it up.

You get the cover story.

Spider bite isn't fatal. Its worse.
You don't want to see what it looks like after one of the spiders bites a guy. No. You don't.
Posted by: Monster Hunter Intl. at August 09, 2019 10:59 AM (XjSu5)

Would buy, would read
==========
Vlad's people hadn't planned for the spiders. They tried to close the portal, but the spiders had already started spinning. . .

Posted by: Monster Hunter Intl. at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (m95YU)

689 the old boys used to say a day of plowing in the field was spend looking at a horses' ass

Posted by:
Rick
in
SK
at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (FZYNt)

690 We tested one of those for a plane back in the 50/60s. Tends to leave a rather obvious trail and kill it's pilots

Posted by: Nevergiveup
-------

I made an unauthorized visit to the site in N. Georgia where Lockheed worked on developing 'nuclear' aircraft engines.

It's just an abandoned site out in the woods now, with radiation warning signs, and barbed wire. The latter easily overcome by a foolish and curious young man. Pic: http://tinyurl.com/yxbo2jv2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:06 AM (CDGwz)

691 The interceptors have changed dramatically but the Bears are the same.

Posted by: Diogenes
>>
Hmm.

Posted by: B-52 at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (vNyGK)

692 Mornin', NaCly!

You have the best salutation on the internet!

Posted by: Emmie at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (i/wJA)

693 The best part about Okra is when you boil it and then you eat it when it's all slimy and it looks like you're eating snot. Nobody crowds you at the table after that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)

694
Just read where the US and Canada have intercepted another Bear bomber.

Thank goodness!

Posted by: Yogi Bear at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (aKsyK)

695 Humans cannot digest raw liver.


*******

You've got to bile it first.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (m45I2)

696 680
Not much of a view straight ahead.


Posted by: Widow driving the sledge at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (q1Pj5)
Said every sled dog that wasn't the lead.

Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (N39Ws)

697 Nuclear pulse propulsion or external pulsed plasma propulsion is a hypothetical method of spacecraft propulsion that uses nuclear explosions for thrust.[1] It was first developed as Project Orion by DARPA, after a suggestion by Stanislaw Ulam in 1947

Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:08 AM (vNyGK)

698 But.... I wanna how youve been married for 39 years when you're only 29 years old.

Splain yerself....
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:03 AM (8XRCm)

The T-19 series time machine has made a complete mess of causality. You think that's bad? You wouldn't believe how many grandfather paradoxes there have been.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (J+mig)

699 ISP issues delayed me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Morning Salty!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (UE8f6)

700 NTR engines were ground tested by the U.S. in the late 50's and early 60's. They worked quite well.

yes, BUT, because of all the shielding needed to protect the pilots, the planes where very heavy with a small payload. Not to mention the less than stealthy characterisitics

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (p0A33)

701 Humans cannot digest raw liver.

*******

You've got to bile it first.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM


That pun took a lot o'gall, Doctor!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (DMUuz)

702 ...They stormed the building and made it to the 29th floor but later found out the offices were already closed for the day.
*
heheh. Losers.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (u6xw0)

703 Was the Kursk the nuke sub that sank that we might have been able to help with if they'd told us about it sooner?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

I think so. I remember that when the Russians finally raised it, they found out that part of the crew had been able to survive in an air pocket for a couple of days. Now that's a hellish thought.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)

704 hypothetical method of spacecraft propulsion that uses nuclear explosions for thrust

-----

*strapping into to prototype*


"So... a series of thermonuclear explosions. Im the first pilot to test this out."

*shrugs*

"what could go wrong, right?"

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (8XRCm)

705 Anyone that willingly eats boiled okra is demon-possessed and should be dunked in the nearest pond until dead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (XrCyE)

706 Are they involved in anything more than cashing checks
====================
One of them got kicked out of Mizzou for cheating.
Think about that for a second...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (ty7RM)

707 Or at Dyatlov Pass

What about at Breakheart Pass?

Posted by: Charles Bronson at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (q1Pj5)

708 It's just an abandoned site out in the woods now, with radiation warning signs, and barbed wire. The latter easily overcome by a foolish and curious young man. Pic: http://tinyurl.com/yxbo2jv2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
---------

A pic of the Hot Cell: http://tinyurl.com/y254ygbz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (CDGwz)

709 Next, I want someone to explain why experienced Russian skiers would do such a thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK


I've read a few books about this incident. After sifting through all the info, my take is the wind blowing around a mountain to their NW and through the pass they camped on created sounds like an avalanche was about to hit them. Which was unfortunate because they had camped in a location where an avalanche was all but impossible.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (AMIL/)

710 Anyone that willingly eats boiled okra is demon-possessed and should be dunked in the nearest pond until dead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM


***

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (axyOa)

711 NTR engines were ground tested by the U.S. in the late 50's and early 60's. They worked quite well.

yes, BUT, because of all the shielding needed to protect the pilots, the planes where very heavy with a small payload. Not to mention the less than stealthy characterisitics
Posted by: Nevergiveup

But they could stay up for 15,000 years before running out of fuel!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (UE8f6)

712

Efforts to expand rent control in California got a big shot in the arm this week when Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom announced his support for capping annual rent increases.

"I'm hopeful...that I will get on my desk in the very near term a rent cap bill because it is long overdue in the state of California," Newsom said, according to the Los Angeles Times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (aKsyK)

713 Morning Salty!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:09 AM (UE8f6)

-----

I like my morning salty too....

Posted by: SHEP! at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (8XRCm)

714 You've got to bile it first.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM

That pun took a lot o'gall, Doctor!
Posted by: Duncanthrax


********


I'm going to see if I can come up with something for "steatorrhea". This could take all day.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM (m45I2)

715 If you ever want some funny reading, look up Project Plowshare.

Can you imaging the greenies anxiety if we were using atomic bombs for fracking?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (xfb67)

716 "they found out that part of the crew had been able to survive in an air pocket for a couple of days. "

oh man, that sucks, not having those you counted on try to save you.

Posted by: Mary Jo at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (NlLAv)

717 And you know states would love to ditch having to handle dealing with licensing.

If they just say, "you have to accept it like a drivers license", then it's not as bad. Except for states that don't have chl's.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:02 AM (UE8f6)

Local LE would still have to process CPL. It's a state police power. It's pretty analogous to drivers' licenses, actually.

Like I said, some states already allow out of state CPL apps. So open carry states citizens can avail themselves of national reciprocity that way.

It's actually pretty smart and would reduce the nightmare of patchwork laws for travel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (t6MX/)

718 *strapping into to prototype*


"So... a series of thermonuclear explosions. Im the first pilot to test this out."

*shrugs*

"what could go wrong, right?"
Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM (8XRCm)

"If things go really wrong, you'll die instantly."

"Oh, well a quick death isn't so bad."

"But if things go only slightly wrong, you'll probably die in a much slower, agonizing manner."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (KUaJL)

719 Or at Dyatlov Pass

What about at Breakheart Pass?


Posted by: Charles Bronson at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM


***

Or the Dungshow Pass?

Posted by: Mulan at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (axyOa)

720 hypothetical method of spacecraft propulsion that uses nuclear explosions for thrust

-----

*strapping into to prototype*


"So... a series of thermonuclear explosions. Im the first pilot to test this out."

*shrugs*

"what could go wrong, right?"


Plays heavily in Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (XrCyE)

721 Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM (N39Ws)
===============
How'd you pull that off?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (ty7RM)

722 One of them got kicked out of Mizzou for cheating.
Think about that for a second...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


If you are worth a couple of hundred million dollars, why would you waste time going to college?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (UE8f6)

723 It appears that the new Russian Zircon hypersonic missile doesn't need much of a warhead as it can dirty bomb it's target.

Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2019 11:13 AM (QkjLD)

724 by the way, of course humans can digest raw liver. The reason it's not advised is that it's a possible source of parasites.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:13 AM (Kpl3J)

725 How'd you pull that off?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
HTML break

Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (vNyGK)

726 You've got to bile it first.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM

That pun took a lot o'gall, Doctor!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

****

Took a iron will to write it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (axyOa)

727 Javad Zarif
@JZarif
Persian Gulf is vital lifeline and thus nat'l security priority for Iran, which has long ensured maritime security.

Mindful of this reality, any extra-regional presence is by definition source of insecurity - despite propaganda.

Iran won't hesitate to safeguard its security.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (BqBId)

728 What a sad picture.

In brighter news, did you know that Joey Bidet thinks that poor kids are just as bright as white kids??

I want him so badly to win the primary if only for the fact of the entertainment value of watching him debating Trump. You could put it on pay per view and pay off the national debt.

Posted by: Cheri at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (oiNtH)

729 That picture is us if Democrats every get control again. The coffin is a metaphor for our country.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 09, 2019 11:14 AM (8ts9m)

730 sock off!!

Posted by:
fixer
upper
at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (8XRCm)

731 Are they involved in anything more than cashing checks?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:04 AM (UE8f6

They have enough shareholder votes to do what they want. But as others have said, they probably don't want to rock the money boat.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (rjGUv)

732 I think the monkey is just toying with us now.

Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (vNyGK)

733 Or at Dyatlov Pass



What about at Breakheart Pass?





Posted by: Charles Bronson at August 09, 2019 11:10 AM





***



Or the Dungshow Pass?

Posted by: Mulan at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (axyOa)


Let's go, boys! We'll head 'em off at the pass!

Posted by: Taggart at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (q1Pj5)

734 This is what counts for cheerful painting in Russia.

Posted by: dabhidh at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (O6j2k)

735 Iran won't hesitate to safeguard its security.

Neither will Israel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (XrCyE)

736 I'm going to see if I can come up with something for "steatorrhea". This could take all day.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM


That's nearly Urban Dictionary-worthy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (DMUuz)

737 715 If you ever want some funny reading, look up Project Plowshare.

Can you imaging the greenies anxiety if we were using atomic bombs for fracking?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2019 11:12 AM (xfb67)

I remember reading the plan to build a sea level canal across Nicaragua - one h-bomb buried every quarter mile or so, BOOM! Instant Canal!

But they couldn't ever get the Nicaraguans to buy into letting us set off a hundred or so H-Bombs in their country. Don't know why there were so squeamish about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (Kpl3J)

738 Art Thread Post Count:

250 -- Slow Art Thread day

350 -- Nice, animated conversation Art Thread day

750 -- Hey Mikey, did you see what an HTML break can do?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

739 Nuclear propulsion for aircraft or spacecraft has limited applications. Either you're building a long-endurance bomber and willing to say "F U" to those you overfly, or you're trying to chuck a big mass into orbit quickly.

Posted by: HTML
Has charms, I know
But can be hell
on blog text flow
CAVIL-SHAVE at August 09, 2019 11:16 AM (AM1GF)

740 I have a feeling they're going to announce Joey B has Alzheimer's any day now........

Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 11:16 AM (9gDA7)

741 If you are worth a couple of hundred million dollars, why would you waste time going to college?
===================
I don't remember the whole story; I think Daddy donated a bunch of dough to Mizzou, and got his name on a building. After Muffy got booted, the name got scrubbed.
Something like that.
Stan Kronke is married into the Walton family as I recall. All that bastard does is move a viable football franchise for mo' money.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 09, 2019 11:16 AM (ty7RM)

742 I want him so badly to win the primary if only for the fact of the entertainment value of watching him debating Trump. You could put it on pay per view and pay off the national debt.
----------------------
He is Manhattan's candidate. Klamidia is California's candidate (Silicon Valley). My, how the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 11:16 AM (2LelM)

743 You've got to bile it first.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:07 AM

That pun took a lot o'gall, Doctor!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

****

Took a iron will to write it.
Posted by: Diogenes
---------

I feel for him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (CDGwz)

744 I wonder what the gun control activists would think about this.

Big Guns: https://tinyurl.com/y2q47bgv

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (AAvGd)

745 I'm going to see if I can come up with something for "steatorrhea"

You can use "gonorrhea."

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (pPNCa)

746 I'm going to see if I can come up with something for "steatorrhea". This could take all day.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM

That's nearly Urban Dictionary-worthy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (DMUuz)


And you REALLY don't want to know what they say it means........

Posted by: Sponge at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (9gDA7)

747 I think the subtitle is" Mets Fans, Waiting For September."

Uh, shouldn't that be "Phillies Fans"?

Phils Fan

Posted by: RM at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (U3LtS)

748 Just drill a new hole with a cordless drill.

Why a cordless drill? A hammer and a nail works too, btw.
Posted by: dagny

Okay, okay but NOT while he's wearing it !

Posted by: JT at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (arJlL)

749 736
I'm going to see if I can come up with something for "steatorrhea". This could take all day.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2019 11:11 AM



That's nearly Urban Dictionary-worthy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:15 AM (DMUuz)
"The end (pun intended) result of eating at Chipotle's twice in one day".

Posted by:
Our
Country
is
Screwed
at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (N39Ws)

750 How much BBcode actually works here? Can you do [color=green] font color changes [/color]?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (iys0/)

751 626 587 567 I see morons have found how to add line breaks in nics.
Oy.

This will end in tears and a loss of cookies for everyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK

*shrugs* Half the Horde's on low-carb anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)

'Skinny Privilege', I see....

How are you, brother?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK

Ya know, that's an interesting question with a complicated answer. Still trying to figure it all out and see how to fill in the gaps. How about you?

Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

752 How much BBcode actually works here? Can you do [color=green] font color changes [/color]?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
>>
I dare ya

Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:18 AM (vNyGK)

753 Good Lord.
I just looked up steatorrhea.
It was interesting until I got to the picture.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2019 11:18 AM (axyOa)

754 Can you do [color=green] font color changes [/color]?


The comments are hosted in the 1950s. All black and white.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:18 AM (fuK7c)

755 I always thought Egypt should have nuked a canal to the Qattara Depression instead of that Aswan monstrosity, which flooded any chance of recovering papyrus texts from upper Egypt and northern Nubia.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 09, 2019 11:18 AM (NlLAv)

756 That painting is heartbreaking.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2019 11:19 AM (Y4EXg)

757 Goodness, what a depressing painting.

Posted by: IC at August 09, 2019 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

758 The comments are hosted in the 1950s. All black and white.


Oh wait. Except for red.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2019 11:19 AM (fuK7c)

759 This is what I imagine Mueller's funeral will look like.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)

760 This must be what it feels like to be on that sled...

Posted by: FrodoB at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (vNyGK)

761 If you are worth a couple of hundred million dollars, why would you waste time going to college?
------

Many of our brightest and best physicists came from well-to-do families. It's not just coincidence. They had the genes of intelligent people, and the resources to pursue their interests. The money simply enabled them to do that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (xSo9G)

762 Why is the horse sad?

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (QLMP0)

763 Every six months or so, somebody comes up with the novel idea to use HTML code in the comment section.

Not unlike attempts at socialism, things are all happy and rainbows for a while, until they inevitably aren't.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)

764 720
hypothetical method of spacecraft propulsion that uses nuclear explosions for thrust



Plays heavily in Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
"God was knocking, and he wanted in BAD."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)

765
I feel for him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (CDGwz)

======


.......Fe++......

Fe++......Fe++

.......Fe++......

Posted by: Ferrous Wheel at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

766
That's because he believed the blacks were too stupid to run things, and since he was a white man, they would welcome him as a capable white overlord. Crazy? Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)
---
I wouldn't have expected that from a guy who thought the Beatles were trying to get him to lead a black uprising through their songs.

Crazy? Also drugs. A lot of drugs.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 09, 2019 10:27 AM (Eicbe)








That'd last until they figured out that he hated to be called "Chuck", then they'd call him nothing else, until he imploded.

(I've mentioned this before, but my pop was a CO at Corcoran and had to deal with Manson every day at the prison. Once the COs figured out the name thing, they'd just smile and say "whatever you say, Chuck" whenever Manson got pissy and difficult. Shut him right up virtually every time.)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (veoSD)

767 722 One of them got kicked out of Mizzou for cheating.
Think about that for a second...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Early on, Joe Biden got thrown out of law school for cheating. He had to wait a year, and his family bought his way back in.

Plagiarizing and cheating has been a lifetime enterprise for Slow Joe. Mainly because he is a stupid, stupid, man and always has been. That's also why he's always been happy to be a convenient front for the people and groups that own him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)

768 758 The comments are hosted in the 1950s. All black and white.


Oh wait. Except for red.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I see a red nic and I want to paint it black

Posted by: Mick at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (FZYNt)

769 >>If you are worth a couple of hundred million dollars, why would you waste time going to college?


Every year. More Freshman.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (QLMP0)

770
I think the monkey is just toying with us now.

Wayne Newton's monkey will bite you!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (aKsyK)

771 How are you, brother?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK

Ya know, that's an interesting question with a complicated answer. Still trying to figure it all out and see how to fill in the gaps. How about you?
Posted by: Insomniac
Definitely Not a Cool Kid at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

Keep me informed

I'm ok, today. It's been a hell of a week or two. But Friday heals all ills. Or Saturday and a range trip will.

Also thinking about heading south to visit Pistol Annie's to look at a single shot rifle. Cuz my old single shot 410 was a hell of a lot of fun. Just need to find a break action in a rifle caliber that I can fire at the indoor range....which means basically .223 or 7.62x39

Also the weather has been cool for Summer. So much for the heat wave of doom the local fake news was screaming about last week.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

772 The comments are hosted in the 1950s. All black and white.

Like that movie.


Posted by: Count de Monet at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (q1Pj5)

773 Why is the horse sad?

If you looked like John Kerry, you'd be on Prozac, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (XrCyE)

774 Last Journey

W00t! One day until retirement!

Posted by: the horse at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (WwHot)

775 I feel for him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (UE8f6)

776

How much BBcode actually works here? Can you do [color=green] font color changes [/color]?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2019 11:17 AM (iys0/)


------

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

777 Monkey sign.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 09, 2019 11:21 AM (XrCyE)

778 >>W00t! One day until retirement!


He's getting too old for this shit!

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (QLMP0)

779 The child holding the blanket to cover the coffin - Wow. Why do we do that? To keep a loved one warm that can't feel it anymore?

That last loving attention to their comfort I guess.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (Y4EXg)

780
Took a iron will to write it.

Posted by: Diogenes

---------
I feel for him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
After that, I feel I need to rust for a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)

781 Gorilla up

Posted by: JAS at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (I5SAg)

782 762 Why is the horse sad?
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (QLMP0)

He's Russian

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

783 Gorilla's up!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2019 11:22 AM (DMUuz)

784 We were punished for making the blog have colored, moving test. Dancing and blinking text in colors no found in nature was a lot of fun.

Until Pixy Mesa ended that party. With a firm hand.

Source: Legends of AoSHQ, the early years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2019 11:23 AM (u82oZ)

785 > Russian stuff not working, irradiating the locals, and Russian apparatchiks lying about it is sooo 1986.

I've seen concept art for a proposed Soviet nuclear powered zeppelin.

No way that could've gone wrong, hey?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2019 11:23 AM (tY4MP)

786 all this talk about jet engines and rockets reminds me of Zack Reynold's 'Tobacco King" Galaxie 500 that had the turbonique jet bolted to it. A few years ago while working the Mecom Auction in Houston a wealthy widow from Navasota submitted her deceased husband's jet engine boosted '39 Plymouth.

A guy there to help sell it also helped build it. Said the engine could be run about 20 seconds before things got too crazy.

Posted by: DanMan at August 09, 2019 11:23 AM (XTiHL)

787 That painting is heartbreaking.


Posted by: Tonypet
---------

I was complaining this morning about the weed growth around here.

It's easy to forget that I am, in the big scheme of things, blessed almost beyond measure. Dennis Prager makes a big point of the fact that gratitude is an important element of happiness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:24 AM (xSo9G)

788 Mizzou? I bet the University of Arkansas was pissed.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 09, 2019 11:24 AM (rjGUv)

789 Every year. More Freshman.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2019 11:20 AM (QLMP0)

That's what I love about these freshmen co-eds, man. Every year I get older and they stay the same age.

Posted by: Wooderson at August 09, 2019 11:25 AM (q1Pj5)

790 Liver, okra, and grits should be thrown off our island.

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 11:26 AM (SK7R7)

791 And beets

Posted by: Willow at August 09, 2019 11:27 AM (SK7R7)

792 Just need to find a break action in a rifle caliber that I can fire at the indoor range....which means basically .223 or 7.62x39
-------

Indoor?

Howabout a Savage Model 24, perhaps in .410/.22 WMR?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:28 AM (xSo9G)

793 Liver, okra, and grits should be thrown off our island.
Posted by: Willow
---------

Grits? It's just ground corn. I protest. Strongly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2019 11:30 AM (xSo9G)

794 I unfortunately watched a clip of the democrat socialist clambake. The speaker was mentioning a safe room they'd set up, and was alerting people that no "aggressive scents" were allowed inside. These people aren't simply misguided, they're unwell

======
Regardless of what they choose to say their actual pronouns are twerp/drip/dweeb.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2019 11:34 AM (dmoiP)

795 this is a
test [/br]

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2019 11:39 AM (dmoiP)

796 794 I unfortunately watched a clip of the democrat socialist clambake. The speaker was mentioning a safe room they'd set up, and was alerting people that no "aggressive scents" were allowed inside. These people aren't simply misguided, they're unwell

======
Regardless of what they choose to say their actual pronouns are twerp/drip/dweeb.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2019 11:34 AM (dmoiP)

This is what happens when victimhood becomes a special status that confers authority.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 09, 2019 11:46 AM (J+mig)

797 Tough to dig a hole in frozen ground.

Posted by: Jim H at August 09, 2019 11:58 AM (VZQ7l)

798 I'm all for SUFI....and a fine BBQ wake.....

Posted by: saf at August 09, 2019 12:35 PM (5IHGB)

799 Such pathos.

Posted by: NeoOtter at August 09, 2019 01:33 PM (0x00j)

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