Update: Tranny Obsessed with Very Young Girls' Menstruation Applies for Permit to Host "Topless" Swim for Kids as Young as 12; In the Interests of Having a "Safe Space," Parents Will be Barred from Attending

Pro-tip: Actual women don't contrive sneaky, illegal ways to see little girls' boobies.

The transgender woman who filed gender-identity discrimination complaints against mostly poor, immigrant women for refusing to bikini wax biological male genitalia is seeking permission to hold three "topless" swims for people ages 12 and up, and parents would be barred from attending.
Jessica Yaniv is scheduled to appear before the Township of Langley Council in British Columbia, Canada, July 22 at 7:00 pm to ask for permission for an “All-Bodies Swims” at three community pools where individuals, including girls as young as 12, will be permitted to be topless. The swim is for kids who identify as "LGBTQ2S+". In the appeal to bar parents from attending, Yaniv cited an interest in fostering a "safe and inclusive" environment.

...
When a Twitter user asked Yaniv about the topless pool party, Yaniv responded, "What’s the problem with 12 year old topless girls? Let them be theirselves." The following tweets have now been deleted.

This isn't even the first topless twelve year old pool party that Jonathan Yavin has tried to host.

LGBTQ+ All-bodies swim in Langley BC is an upcoming pool party on July 10th, put on by adults where only children are allowed to enter. The flier says that kids can be topless and strictly prohibits legal adult guardians from entering....

Let's get the party cancelled 😃 pic.twitter.com/HFDndPN8gm
— Sharika 🌝 (@SharikaSoal84) July 6, 2019

They updated the flier and "postponed" the event pic.twitter.com/fqQ14DOXP6
— Sharika 🌝 (@SharikaSoal84) July 6, 2019

I think we're all now waiting grimly for David French's The Conservative Case for Topless 12-Year-Old All-Bodies Swims.

Update: The beast speaks.

“I don’t think the average woman wants to be around a bunch of shlongs.” – Alex Jones
“Yes and no.” – Jessica Yaniv pic.twitter.com/PrByfuiTgh
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 23, 2019

Why, she's lovely! She has the dulcet voice of a young John Matuszak.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:00 PM

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1 (Ctrl-V)

Not just first, but prepared.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:00 PM (M9ntN)

2 Freak show continues

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 23, 2019 02:01 PM (PbH71)

3 I've been trying to improve the general tone of my language lately. I don't like swearing like a sailor.

But seriously, what the fucking fuck

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 23, 2019 02:02 PM (6JL3d)

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 23, 2019 02:02 PM (6JL3d)

5
1 - Get prominent in showbiz, sports, or politics.
2 - Commit crimes in broad daylight.
3 - Skate.

As it is in the US, so shall it be in Canada.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:02 PM (M9ntN)

6 Barrel save >.>

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 23, 2019 02:02 PM (6JL3d)

7 Ace updated the post and wiped out the comments it seems.

Nabakov to JV, "you are a sick twisted freak that makes my book Lolita seem as innocent as Alice in Wonderland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:02 PM (doP0Z)

8 Make the left own this ass-hat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:02 PM (cqNba)

9 Pedos get the bullet.

Just like furries do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:03 PM (bcbK8)

10 You either have to approve of this or else you're a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2019 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)

11 Congrats to Blonde Morticia after all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:03 PM (bcbK8)

12 1 (Ctrl-V)

Not just first, but prepared.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:00 PM (M9ntN)

You don't do the smashing-the-keyboard-with-your-fist thing anymore?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2019 02:03 PM (Ez6QX)

13 I'd be interested in Soph's take on all this.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:04 PM (H8QX8)

14 Well, first I would never let one of my children EVER attend such an event. However, if somehow they had been hoodwinked into it, and they tried to keep me out when I was going to it to retrieve them, there would need to be at least one whale-sized body bag before I departed.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2019 02:04 PM (+/C3g)

15 When the crazy is of sufficient magnitude to strike me speechless, well done, crazies.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 23, 2019 02:04 PM (XrCyE)

16 Well, I guess an all bodies' swim is better than an all limbs' swim...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 23, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

17 I have my own mental health challenges.

Please don't enlist me in yours.

(The other voices in my head agree with me.)

Posted by: Ersatz at July 23, 2019 02:04 PM (9vQpJ)

18 "Even I wouldn't hit that." -- Megan Rapinoe

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 23, 2019 02:05 PM (QKa8x)

19 Is JV Karla Hmolka's ex-husband in drag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:05 PM (doP0Z)

20
omg. The cancellation notice:

"We feel that we can no longer offer a safe and comfortable environment for the youth that wished to attend."

Who was shoving those kids into that pedo-orgy?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:05 PM (M9ntN)

21 Leftists and non-TERF feminists facilitating the oppression of females by the patriarchy playing dress up.

Lovely.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 23, 2019 02:05 PM (4sIgc)

22 Not just first, but prepared.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:00 PM (M9ntN)

--------------

I think it goes:

CTRL A
CTRL C
CTRL V

Give it a whirl!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 23, 2019 02:05 PM (qC1Sy)

23 It's Tranny day at the HQ!

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:05 PM (cF8AT)

24

Pro-tip: Actual women don't contrive sneaky, illegal ways to see little girls' boobies.
===============
THE HELL YOU SAY!

Posted by: H====>! at July 23, 2019 02:06 PM (X7ZQg)

25 On topic with the recent gonads stories; did Trump really tweet Omar that he will win her state in 2020 because of her?! Minnesota? Really?

It will be flaming skulls time for sure if he does.
The balls on that man!

Posted by: Floridachick at July 23, 2019 02:06 PM (ZcE3r)

26 I look at this shit, and I remember that my ancestors ejected the Moors from Spain.

Is it Deus Vult time yet? There's a lot of dust on the old banners.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 23, 2019 02:06 PM (J+mig)

27 As it is, I don't know the Canadian criminal justice system, but if something happened to this man and I was on the jury, there would never be a conviction.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2019 02:06 PM (+/C3g)

28 Note the weasel words in the 'postponement'

"This event was organized and supported by the City of Langley, The Langley Local Action Team, and Encompass Support Services Society".

Adjust targeting for Purge Night accordingly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

29 Freshly shorn balls are breathtaking.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at July 23, 2019 02:06 PM (q1Pj5)

30 Ah, the new Wokeness.

30+ years ago this broken toy of a human being would be riding around a school zone in a panel van with Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" on the 8-track.

Now he gets glamour shots made while he dresses up like someone tried to build Drew Carey over the phone.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 23, 2019 02:06 PM (x2PE6)

31 I didn't stick around the last thread, but seriously, this guy is great- he's the literal "parade of horribles" the tolerant left insist won't happen, demanding to happen in a very public way.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 23, 2019 02:07 PM (6udfe)

32
You don't do the smashing-the-keyboard-with-your-fist thing anymore?
Posted by: Jordan61

======

I'm becoming more Nood-savvy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:07 PM (M9ntN)

33 Conservative trans activist Blaire White systematically destroys 'twisted, abhorrent, dangerous' Jessica Yaniv

https://bit.ly/2JYIlpA

-
Submitted without comment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2019 02:07 PM (+y/Ru)

34 Who was shoving those kids into that pedo-orgy?
=======

More than likely their gay "parents."

Because, it's always nice to further exploit and abuse children who have already gotten fucked over in life at an early age by using them to make sexually and mentally fucked up people feel better about themselves.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 23, 2019 02:07 PM (vg8iE)

35 All we need now is for Trump to tweet an attack of this POS so that Nancy and the Squad must fly to his defense. Make them own it!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 23, 2019 02:07 PM (6udfe)

36 What will Canada do when the Muslim dad or father of a woman compelled to touch this perv's junk does some 'direct action' on this...thing's...meat and two veg? Could solve the problem.

Posted by: vivi at July 23, 2019 02:07 PM (11H2y)

37 redefine a word, then demand the benefits that applied to the old definition.

Posted by: x at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (nFwvY)

38 Pro-tip: Actual women don't contrive sneaky, illegal ways to THEY DO TOO!

see little girls' boobies.

Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

39 http://bit.ly/2GnVY0g
*******
Four Chinese Nationals and Chinese Company Indicted for Conspiracy to Defraud the United States and Evade Sanctions | OPA | Department of Justice
********
OT earlier but pretty big news

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (BqBId)

40 These are the things that happen to civilizations when mentally ill people take control of its institutions.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (ZcE3r)

41

NGU makes perm Captain, Senate Confirmed !!!!! This = full Colonel for you knuckler draggers, and offers unlimited Rum and elective amounts of Sodomy and The Lash...

Posted by: Joe Blowme at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (qul7b)

42 CONGRATULATIONS NEVERGIVEUP!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (wCmLp)

43 Pedophilophobes!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

44 Instead of waxing, how about bead blasting your shriveled sack you freaking pervert?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (q1Pj5)

45 The swim was going to be for one hour. One. Without external adult supervision (aka parents/guardians).

Yes, that definitely sounds like an event for lots of children. And not for psychpathic perverts looking for a quickie.

Yannow, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and squawks like a duck, it's a psycho predator.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (6eEQ+)

46 If that thing accidentally fell out of an airlock in deep space would anyone miss it? Hey nobody faulted Ripley.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (BRpqW)

47
First it was queer "rights" now they are demanding tranny "rights". Pedophiles will be next "rights group".

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (kw5n8)

48
Why does everything have to be so sexual ALL THE TIME with these Alphabet Freaks?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (++D4D)

49 Congratulations, NGU !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (pbg54)

50 NGU now has chickens on the collar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (doP0Z)

51 Do all male lesbians, with wangs, host topless pool parties for kids, 12 and up, without The Man watching? I'm not up on freak culture.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (4e+hS)

52 But, I mad all this Paella!

Posted by: J. Yaniv at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (/O9R9)

53 "Nabakov to JV, "you are a sick twisted freak that makes my book Lolita seem as innocent as Alice in Wonderland."

Oh... who wants to tell Anna?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (cApiC)

54 9 Pedos get the bullet.

Just like furries do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:03 PM (bcbK

No opportunity for restorative justice via work on the Transcon Sea Level Canal?

Posted by: Kipled Herring at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (TnxsG)

55 I didn't think any coming out of Canada could be worse than Justin Bieber. Wrong again.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (knDqF)

56 Pedi Rights?

Epstein?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (doP0Z)

57 More than likely their gay "parents."

Because, it's always nice to further exploit and abuse children who have already gotten fucked over in life at an early age by using them to make sexually and mentally fucked up people feel better about themselves.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 23, 2019 02:07 PM (vg8iE)
=====================

Actually, I think many gay parents would view this and say WTF?!? I think it's more the extreme liberal parents who send little Jane to this in order to virtue signal to other liberal parents how woke and open-minded they are.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (+/C3g)

58 Nice to know that City Government approves of sexual grooming of minors.

Most kids who want to go topless without any adults around will host a pool party at their house when Mom and Dad are out of town.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (SRRAx)

59
http://bit.ly/2GnVY0g
*******
Four Chinese Nationals and Chinese Company Indicted for Conspiracy to Defraud the United States and Evade Sanctions | OPA | Department of Justice
********
OT earlier but pretty big news
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT

======

It's a start.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (M9ntN)

60 48
Why does everything have to be so sexual ALL THE TIME with these Alphabet Freaks?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (++D4D)
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Because the warming touch of the opposite sex eludes, well, runs away from, them?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (qC1Sy)

61 Who does this guy think he is? Michael Jackson?

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (kI/3T)

62 Pedos get the bullet.

Just like furries do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:03 PM (bcbK

Pedos get a can of gasoline and a match.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (wCmLp)

63 http://bit.ly/2GljDP9
*******
Something Just Broke In China As Repo Rate Soars To 1,000% Overnight | Zero Hedge

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (BqBId)

64 I wonder if xhe plans to sue if denied xer's permit.

Just another bid for more attention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

65 I generally support the rule of law, but the .22 solution is starting to look more and more attractive for this particular problem.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 02:11 PM (hjaPQ)

66 Imma go watch some cat videos.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 02:11 PM (tH5fk)

67 Sounds like what Public schools will be like in a few years.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 23, 2019 02:11 PM (iig1G)

68 This is going to get worse and normal is going to have enough of this shit.

Then all bets are off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2019 02:11 PM (M6/nk)

69 As previously stated, its becoming apparent that we are going to have to shoot our way out of our predicament.

There is no way we are going to reason or arrive at a compromise to extract ourselves from this insanity.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 23, 2019 02:11 PM (4Stkz)

70 Looks like Brian Stelter will have to find another way to have his party.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2019 02:11 PM (H4VdJ)

71 36 What will Canada do when the Muslim dad or father of a woman compelled to touch this perv's junk does some 'direct action' on this...thing's...meat and two veg? Could solve the problem

The Canadian health care system will save money?

Posted by: Floridachick at July 23, 2019 02:11 PM (ZcE3r)

72 41

NGU makes perm Captain, Senate Confirmed !!!!! This = full Colonel for you knuckler draggers, and offers unlimited Rum and elective amounts of Sodomy and The Lash...
Posted by: Joe Blowme at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (qul7b)

Hooorah! Now he gets prima noctus! (Is that the way it works?) Anyway, congrats NGU!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 23, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

73 @CoryGroshek

Following an extensive three-year investigation into Rep. @IlhanMN by investigative journalist David Steinberg, a House ethics complaint has been filed by
@JudicialWatch calling for a probe into potential crimes committed by Omar and her brother.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (cF8AT)

74 Wait...
It's NGU's birthday?

Same as J.J.'s?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (cqNba)

75 I have to go to Langley this weekend for a funeral. Please pray for me that I don't see this ratfuck in a crosswalk while driving the Suburban.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (abNpZ)

76 Congratulations Captain NGU! Isn't there some sort of 'wetting down' naval tradition for such occasions?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (q1Pj5)

77 *Township of Langley BC*

If there were a show called "Canadian Dad," what would it be like? Apart from Stan Smith being a Mountie.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (O7MnT)

78 Looks like Brian Stelter will have to find another way to have his party.

Tater only molests snack cakes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (oVJmc)

79 I am glad my father is not alive to see this shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (p0A33)

80

Can I host a topless pool party for ladies, eight-score young blonds and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 1/2?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Joe Blowme at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (qul7b)

81 >>As previously stated, its becoming apparent that we are going to have to shoot our way out of our predicament.

We're going to war with Canada?

I claim Vancouver.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (K/2j/)

82
a House ethics complaint has been filed by
@JudicialWatch calling for a probe into potential crimes committed by Omar and her brother.
Posted by: Tami

=====

Interesting. An outside body can file a "House ethics complaint"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (M9ntN)

83 No humor for hours now. I need a license to kill just to feel normal.

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (9PtLS)

84 75 I have to go to Langley this weekend for a funeral. Please pray for me that I don't see this ratfuck in a crosswalk while driving the Suburban.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (abNpZ)
---------------

"I don't see" as in "notice?"

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (qC1Sy)

85 This is going to get worse and normal is going to have enough of this shit.

Then all bets are off.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

A dad in Texas beat to death with his bare hands a guy who raped his daughter. Grand jury no-billed him.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (Ak/GS)

86 On topic with the recent gonads stories; did Trump really tweet Omar that he will win her state in 2020 because of her?! Minnesota? Really?

It will be flaming skulls time for sure if he does.
The balls on that man!
Posted by: Floridachick at July 23, 2019 02:06 PM

It could happen. He only lost to Hildo by 1.5% Outstate is red, Minneapolistan is a lost cause.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (H4VdJ)

87 Apparently, there is (yet another) Star Trek spin off:

https://youtu.be/Uz01BA4LKSo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)

88 Congratulations Captain NGU! Isn't there some sort of 'wetting down' naval tradition for such occasions?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (q1Pj5)

Yeah, still trying to figure out the logistics that will fit my schedule

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (p0A33)

89 Interesting. An outside body can file a "House ethics complaint"?

Well, there goes all my spare time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

90 I'd hit it.
With half a mag of .45 Hydrashock.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (88+cf)

91 Congratulations, NGU !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 23, 2019 02:09 PM (pbg54)

Likewise from me!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (abNpZ)

92 Actually, I think many gay parents would view this and say WTF?!? I think it's more the extreme liberal parents who send little Jane to this in order to virtue signal to other liberal parents how woke and open-minded they are.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (+/C3g)

__

Agreed.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (FiUMj)

93 81 >>As previously stated, its becoming apparent that we are going to have to shoot our way out of our predicament.

We're going to war with Canada?

I claim Vancouver.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (K/2j/)

Laugh.

Go ahead. Once you have it, you may regret it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (bcbK8)

94 I have to go to Langley this weekend for a funeral.

Who died at the CIA?

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (pPNCa)

95 This guy lawsuit shopping 'round the clock. How long before he sues Langley for "postponing" the event?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (vkS2Z)

96 Apparently, there is (yet another) Star Trek spin off:

It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

97 41

NGU makes perm Captain, Senate Confirmed !!!!! This = full Colonel for you knuckler draggers, and offers unlimited Rum and elective amounts of Sodomy and The Lash...
Posted by: Joe Blowme at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (qul7b)

Congrats.

Two steaks tonight.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (bcbK8)

98 * On topic with the recent gonads stories; did Trump really tweet Omar that he will win her state in 2020 because of her?! Minnesota? Really?*

In Minnesota, a person can register and vote on election day with no ID. So, they pretty much made sure no Republican will ever win Minnesota again.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2019 02:15 PM (O7MnT)

99 >>Laugh.

>>Go ahead. Once you have it, you may regret it.

I plan to remove the Canucks.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:15 PM (K/2j/)

100 My commentary on this post and the previous . . .

Jesus Fucking Christ On A Popsicle Stick Playing Ave Maria On An Off-Key Kazoo.

That is all.

Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2019 02:15 PM (Lz9fr)

101 Pedos get a can of gasoline and a match.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

And an old, worn out Uniroyal necklace.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:15 PM (Ak/GS)

102 I have to go to Langley this weekend for a funeral.

Who died at the CIA?
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (pPNCa)

The CIA died

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:15 PM (p0A33)

103 I have to go to Langley this weekend for a funeral.

Who died at the CIA?
=====
Not yet. Execution is on Friday.

Posted by: top secret military mission in DC at July 23, 2019 02:15 PM (l7ddH)

104 "Interesting. An outside body can file a "House ethics complaint"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (M9ntN) "

Ve-ry in-ter-est-ing.
*in Arte Johnson voice*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 23, 2019 02:15 PM (pbg54)

105 This is what happens when you try to make a living off of being more woke than anyone else.

Posted by: Picric at July 23, 2019 02:15 PM (nonGu)

106 Cat fight!

Gabbard: 'Kamala Harris is Not Qualified to Serve as Commander in Chief'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)

107 This guy can't be real. He's got to be trying to break the system with absurdity.

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (C78No)

108 Can I host a topless pool party for ladies, eight-score young blonds and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 1/2?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Joe Blowme at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (qul7b)

I have to save you from the peril.

Posted by: Sir Launcelot the Brave at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (q1Pj5)

109

remember SOFT DRI antiperspirant?

"Nervous is whyyyyy....there's new Soft Dri"

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (++D4D)

110 NGU makes perm Captain, Senate Confirmed !!!!! This = full Colonel for you knuckler draggers, and offers unlimited Rum and elective amounts of Sodomy and The Lash...
Posted by: Joe Blowme at July 23, 2019 02:08 PM (qul7b)

Congrats.

Two steaks tonight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

But not Safeway steaks. The good stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (Ak/GS)

111 Can we just claim parts of Canada now?

Dibs on the Thousands of Islands.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (tH5fk)

112 Nevergiveup: "I am glad my father is not alive to see this shit"

I'm thinking if your father saw this shit, a lot of people wouldn't be alive. It was a saner time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (6eEQ+)

113 Did the Town Council approve of that pedo-fest?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (HaL55)

114 >>> It's Tranny day at the HQ!

I think we have always had pedo Tuesday, or at least rapey Tuesday? So this tucks into that box.

My sister is trans, but sane and functional. Hates pedos with the flame of a thousand suns. Not all trans people are rabidly disturbed. But pedo losers like JY will give the entire trans community a bad name if they don't immediately distance themselves from her.

Which they won't, because she has powerful people in her corner. But they should, and pronto.

Canadian Morons, I'm sorry you have to deal with this loony and all the laws they are manipulating and flaunting. It must be aggravating. We are only slightly behind you on the crazy though.

Posted by: LizLem at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (hvf9s)

115 What odds would somebody offer me that if Johnny-boy here didn't receive attention for a full week or two, he would hire someone to beat him up and then claim that some trans-phobic did it, a la the serial killer in Dirty Harry? They would then get all sorts of glowing interviews by The View, CNN, MSDNC and the like.

On second thought, one slap and this sorry sack of shit would be quivering on the ground. They would last long enough to take an ass-whooping.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (+/C3g)

116 Oh, for crying out loud. They'll never stop force-feeding us this crap, will they?
I just clicked on CNBC to look at the market and they are pitching an interview with Adam Schiff triumphantly speaking of Mueller's testimony. Fuck that, so I closed the window and went to Fox. Same shit!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Day walkers troop at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (NVYyb)

117 Jessica Yaniv and Alex Jones!

A match made in crazy interview heaven!

Q: "I don't think the average woman wants to be around a bunch of shlongs." - Alex Jones

A: "Yes and no." - Jessica Yaniv

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2019 02:16 PM (YcLo4)

118 54 9 Pedos get the bullet.

Just like furries do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:03 PM (bcbK

No opportunity for restorative justice via work on the Transcon Sea Level Canal?
Posted by: Kipled Herring at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (TnxsG)

I'm not keeping pus in a jar. You have to be worth your labor to make canal duty. Pedos and furries aren't worth their feed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:17 PM (bcbK8)

119 I have to go to Langley this weekend for a funeral.

Who died at the CIA?
=====
Not yet. Execution is on Friday.
Posted by: top secret military mission

Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:17 PM (Ak/GS)

120 "Cat fight!

Gabbard: 'Kamala Harris is Not Qualified to Serve as Commander in Chief'"

Well....

She's not wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:17 PM (cqNba)

121
Gabbard: 'Kamala Harris is Not Qualified to Serve as Commander in Chief'

Anyone else hear that dog whistle in those code words?? Hint: Because she's black, and she's a she.

Posted by: Fake News creator at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (++D4D)

122 >> this tucks into that box.

Well played.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (/O9R9)

123 Gabbard: 'Kamala Harris is Not Qualified to Serve as Commander in Chief'"
==========

After I service the entire Army, we'll see just how qualified I am.

Posted by: Kamala at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (vg8iE)

124 I wonder how that fuck mueller will restate his opening statement to futher fuck PDT and the American People

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (p0A33)

125 Congratulations Captain NGU! Isn't there some sort of 'wetting down' naval tradition for such occasions?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM

Yes.

The good news: Attendees get a ride in the new Captain's Gig.

The bad news: Attendees are the rowers.

The great news (for Hordian attendees): NGU has arranged for Yoko to be the guest coxswain.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (S+wgl)

126 Screenshot and video clip of Alex Jones and Yaniv:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1153726525822263296

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (YcLo4)

127 Many Americans have never heard of the 'the Squad' and many don't see them favorably, poll finds

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (QkjLD)

128 Congratulations, NGU !

Aye aye, Captain!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (HaL55)

129 OK, I know this stuff is always changing (to show you how little actual thought goes into it), but when did the "LGBXYZLookAtMe" acronym get a "2" in it?

Posted by: Ted K. at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (FJYfm)

130 Can we just claim parts of Canada now?

Dibs on the Thousands of Islands.
Posted by: eleven

I prefer simple Ranch dressing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:19 PM (Ak/GS)

131 I am so vested in LBGQT that I will invest my daughters, eh?

Posted by: Regular Canadian Meathead at July 23, 2019 02:19 PM (6/uwW)

132 Mark Esper Confirmed As Defense Secretary

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 23, 2019 02:19 PM (BqBId)

133 Canal Duty- where the living envy the dead.

Hope Palp is doing good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2019 02:19 PM (M6/nk)

134 CONGRATS NGU

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 23, 2019 02:19 PM (BqBId)

135 "The great news (for Hordian attendees): NGU has arranged for Yoko to be the guest coxswain."

I wish he would stop being so good to us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:19 PM (cqNba)

136 Now I can park in O-6 Parking LOL. Pretty much my only benefit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (p0A33)

137 This is all fricken nuts. How can this one, fat, stupid, pedophile tranny be allowed to be this destructive. This is truly Canada level crazy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (jUVms)

138 South Korea, Russia, Japan and China warplanes face off in Asian confrontation

Warplanes from four countries faced off Tuesday in a chaotic and unprecedented confrontation above a small, disputed island off the coast of South Korea and Japan.

South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff issued a statement claiming they had fired more than 300 warning shots at a Russian A-50 command and control military aircraft early Tuesday morning after it had twice violated the country's airspace, the first such incident between the countries.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (QkjLD)

139 British Columbia has lots of forests, dark and deep, where a person could disappear and never be seen again.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (C1Lsn)

140
Playtex Bras because "Support Can Be Beautiful"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (++D4D)

141 So we have an officer in the Horde. Can he order his minions to establish a Trumpian monarchy? Or at the very least crash his ship into Congress?

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (W3Hl2)

142 >>I wonder how that fuck mueller will restate his opening statement to futher fuck PDT and the American People

This is one time when I actually agree with the people who say "nothing is going to happen".

It's just kabuki. Leftists will claim they have NEW information and those on the right will yawn.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (K/2j/)

143 Gabbard: 'Kamala Harris is Not Qualified to Serve as Commander in Chief'

Anyone else hear that dog whistle in those code words?? Hint: Because she's black, and she's a she.
*******
Duels of Thighs @ a hundred paces

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 23, 2019 02:21 PM (BqBId)

144 Yep the Picard series is already a train wreck.... the Quizacthaderach is a slip of a girl who can kick serious a##

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:21 PM (doP0Z)

145 I can now honestly say that I almost know a Navy Captain personally.

Congratulations!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 02:21 PM (hjaPQ)

146 I feel so privileged to get a preview of our Far-Left utopian society.
White-privileged.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at July 23, 2019 02:21 PM (iMxDC)

147 Say what you will about how "bad" the Good Old Days(tm) supposedly were.

At least they knew how to deal with shit like this.

I long for a simpler time.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2019 02:21 PM (bQngX)

148 This is one time when I actually agree with the people who say "nothing is going to happen".

It's just kabuki. Leftists will claim they have NEW information and those on the right will yawn.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (K/2j/)

yes I agree but like his last statement, it will still throw some shade at PDT.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (p0A33)

149 If we're going to war with Canada, does that mean I need to dust off the VHS of "Canadian Bacon" or is there a better movie to train with?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (+/C3g)

150 137 This is all fricken nuts. How can this one, fat, stupid, pedophile tranny be allowed to be this destructive. This is truly Canada level crazy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (jUVms)

Tolerance is a vice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (bcbK8)

151 Most kids who want to go topless without any adults around will host a pool party at their house when Mom and Dad are out of town.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 23, 2019 02:10 PM (SRRAx)

________

Bot howdy! And how... I still remember July 4th, 1987 like it was yesterday...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (flINI)

152

the only reason this shit keeps happening is because people have become cowards in fighting back this trash

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (vEIlU)

153 I always thought that when the X-Men appeared in the real world, they wouldn't be anything like the folks in the comic books. And now they're arriving.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (19g6/)

154 Congrats, NGU! Well done.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (jUVms)

155 The good news: Attendees get a ride in the new Captain's Gig.

The bad news: Attendees are the rowers.

The great news (for Hordian attendees): NGU has arranged for Yoko to be the guest coxswain.

Why not invite Cap'n Bill?

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (pPNCa)

156 Britich Columbia I think is where that 'farmer' would feed the people he killed to the hogs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (doP0Z)

157 It's just kabuki. Leftists will claim they have NEW information and those on the right will yawn.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM

It's because they need to pander to their rabid base. They were sure that they had Christmas early. Instead of the new x-box they got a pair of pot holders and they need to give them something.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2019 02:23 PM (H4VdJ)

158 I can now honestly say that I almost know a Navy Captain personally.

Congratulations!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 02:21 PM (hjaPQ)

Thanks, but that and a buck fifty might get ya on the NY Subway. How much does the subway cost now a days? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:23 PM (p0A33)

159 So do we call BUT "Skipper" now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2019 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

160

Has there been a 500,000 word essay in NRO to talk about how we have to soften tone about the marginalized and who are part of the next sexual vanguard?

I wish I could say that the Canadian government officials who will see this appeal for permit would say NFW...

But, they may do it just to spite everyone, because they are insane progressives who are ok with kids getting molested.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 23, 2019 02:23 PM (ikxxu)

161 The transgender woman

"The demented man"

Sheesh. It's like pulling teeth to try and get even the smallest bit of the truth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 23, 2019 02:23 PM (6fsOH)

162 153 I always thought that when the X-Men appeared in the real world, they wouldn't be anything like the folks in the comic books. And now they're arriving.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (19g6/)

Dibs on Psylocke

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (bcbK8)

163 88 Congratulations Captain NGU! Isn't there some sort of 'wetting down' naval tradition for such occasions?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:12 PM (q1Pj5)

Yeah, still trying to figure out the logistics that will fit my schedule

can't you just check a supercarrier out of the motor pool?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (sGtp+)

164

Yep. But they do that anyway.

They have spent the time since Mueller's report was released claiming that there is a ton of evidence of collusion in the Mueller report when it just does not exist.

The left doesn't need facts. They lie constantly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (K/2j/)

165 Why does everything have to be so sexual ALL THE TIME with these Alphabet Freaks?

It's always the Lowest Common Denominator for animals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (HaL55)

166 Oh great Candiru fish, we beseech you. Rain your exquisite punishment upon this despoiler. And whence complete may his member be removed by unsteady hands of young ones using a full, rusty knife.

We are most humble.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (FSmm7)

167 I am so vested in LBGQT that I will invest my daughters, eh?
Posted by: Regular Canadian Meathead at July 23, 2019 02:19 PM
********************
How long before "P" for pedophilia gets added?LBGQTP

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (RBOtF)

168 No offense intended to our Canadian friends here, but how on earth could this town even entertain the thought of letting this go on? Who said "sure" to this request? Are we to understand that no one thought this was a bad idea?

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (aXucN)

169
Log Cabin Buttered Syrup
with Two Percent Butter

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (++D4D)

170 Congrats to NGU.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (19g6/)

171 The good news: Attendees get a ride in the new Captain's Gig.

The bad news: Attendees are the rowers.

The badder news: The new Captain wants to go water skiing after lunch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (q1Pj5)

172 Huh, close tag in sig not work ?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (bcbK8)

173 It's Tranny Day. Gawd help us, this is the future I never saw coming.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (NMAzL)

174 How much does the subway cost now a days?

Bill deBlahBlah sponsors turnstile jumping contests these days.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (pPNCa)

175 can't you just check a supercarrier out of the motor pool?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (sGtp+)

I am only a staff officer, so I think my credit limit is a Destroyer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (p0A33)

176 167 I am so vested in LBGQT that I will invest my daughters, eh?
Posted by: Regular Canadian Meathead at July 23, 2019 02:19 PM
********************
How long before "P" for pedophilia gets added?LBGQTP
Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (RBOtF)

#oneweek

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (bcbK8)

177 Britich Columbia I think is where that 'farmer' would feed the people he killed to the hogs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM (doP0Z)

Maybe they should let that "farmer", Willie Picton, out on a day pass, and give him this creep's address.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (abNpZ)

178 Hey, Captain, does the navy have any harpoons, and if so, do they ever need target practice? If so, there's a pool up in Canada that would be ideal for you. I'm sure the Canucks won't mind.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (+/C3g)

179 Remember the good old days when you just had to watch out for the guy with candy and a van?

Posted by: Lordcsmith at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (T3K6z)

180 With half a mag of .45 Hydrashock.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 23, 2019 02:14 PM (88+cf)

HST has more consistant expansion than the old Hydroshock design.

And now we have a gun thread!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (kXQD3)

181 Too many decades of futanari porn has brought us to this sorry state.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (bcbK8)

182 "can't you just check a supercarrier out of the motor pool?"

We'll have to take a collection for the toll to go over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel with that thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (cqNba)

183 British Columbia has lots of forests, dark and deep, where a person could disappear and never be seen again.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (C1Lsn)

Two American holiday travelers just got brutally killed up there. I don't think this is the first time. They are trying to keep a lid on safety issues.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (vEIlU)

184
Thanks, but that and a buck fifty might get ya on the NY Subway. How much does the subway cost now a days? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:23 PM (p0A33)

The sea cucumbers have no appreciation for the travails of land lubbers. Must be all the sodomy rotting their brains.

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (W3Hl2)

185 Hey NGU - congrats on the promotion becoming official! Well done.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (aXucN)

186 NGU checks out a DDG for a Horde promotion party.

Oddly Iran is vaporized overnight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (doP0Z)

187 Congrats on the sliver chickens, NGU!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (ejd/p)

188 Why do these tranny lunatics change their names? They claim that a penis doesn't determine anything about sex but a first name does? LOL.

This reminds me of Time magazine making such a stink to change "Man of the Year" to "person of the Year" ... and then they went on to award things that weren't even people. So the label didn't matter, from the beginning.

Typical nihilistic leftist bullshit. And, to make it even more offensive, it's just fucking retarded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (6fsOH)

189 179 Here I am!

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (C1Lsn)

190 the only reason this shit keeps happening is because people have become cowards in fighting back this trash
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 02:22 PM

My wife knew a gal who allowed and encouraged her 8 year old daughter. to "Transition" to a boy. The POS mom even shaved her head in solidarity. My wife told her off on her sick bullshit and blocked her on FB.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (H4VdJ)

191 Hey NGU - congrats on the promotion becoming official! Well done.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (aXucN)

LOL Thanks...Only 2 of us got selected last year and I had to wait over a year. Such is life.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (p0A33)

192 can't you just check a supercarrier out of the motor pool?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (sGtp+)

I am only a staff officer, so I think my credit limit is a Destroyer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (p0A33)

Be sure to opt in for the Collision Damage Waiver, Captain sir.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (q1Pj5)

193 The badder news: The new Captain wants to go water skiing after lunch.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (q1Pj5)
---------

And he'll "clean your teeth" if you refuse.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (aXucN)

194 124 * I wonder how that fuck mueller will restate his opening statement to futher fuck PDT and the American People *

Oh, I am sure that that gigantic pos treasonous phlegm of a so called human being with a rotten and putrid soul will find a way.

May his death be painful and ghastly and may he suffer and burn in hell for all eternity for the horrendous harm that he has brought on our country and our people.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (ZcE3r)

195 guys! GUYS!

See update.

it's worse than you imagined.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)

196 Interesting. An outside body can file a "House ethics complaint"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:13 PM (M9ntN)

I didn't know that either.

We need a HQ committee to start filing these things too.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)

197 144 Yep the Picard series is already a train wreck.... the Quizacthaderach is a slip of a girl who can kick serious a##

needs more apostrophes

Posted by: Klingon spelling pedant at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (sGtp+)

198 181 Too many decades of futanari porn has brought us to this sorry state.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (bcbK

Decades?

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (W3Hl2)

199 Pedos and furries aren't worth their feed.

I don't see why furries get the pedo treatment. We've had a few avowed furries here who are good peeps. There are no pedos who are good peeps.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (fuK7c)

200 oh, bf was Australian

Devastated brother of American woman murdered with boyfriend during Canadian road trip says the couple had their trip 'perfectly planned' before they were mysteriously shot dead after breaking down on Alaska highway
The bodies of Chynna Deese and Lucas Fowler were discovered on the Alaska Highway in British Columbia, Canada on Monday

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (vEIlU)

201 Up Now at THE BULWARK: There's a special place in Hell's Vestibule for you heathens who are against topless 12-Year-Old All-Bodies Swims.

Posted by: French Davidian at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (O8WFE)

202 Full bird. Congrats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (M6/nk)

203 And now we have a gun thread!
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM

Are not all threads gun threads? Is this not Known?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (ejd/p)

204
It's not too sweet. It's not too sweet.
It's a cold refreshing treat.
It's refreshing, crisp, and neat.
It's not too sweet, it's not too sweet.

What product is it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (++D4D)

205 Is adding Aaron Zebley to the witness list an admittance that Mueller is too addled to give the "correct" responses?

Posted by: Ever at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (kkVtg)

206 *Salutes NGU*

Congrats from a once upon a time Navy brat!

Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (RU4sa)

207 "Be sure to opt in for the Collision Damage Waiver, Captain sir."

It's included for free if you use your Navy Federal Visa card.

Saves about eleventy three thousand a week on Carrier insurance.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (cqNba)

208 Dr. Evil monologues:

https://youtu.be/lTJj4wbmAhk

Oblig.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (bQngX)

209 Sorry oh resident of the Barrel, even futunari pr0n can't explain this one...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (doP0Z)

210 Congrats on the sliver chickens, NGU!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (ejd/p)

They changed the Eagle Tap on the New Camies to Silver because the subdued ones were getting confused with the all the Petty Officers and they kept getting saluted. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:29 PM (p0A33)

211 is it gay to want to have sex with a trap?

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

212 I think new O-6's get free ball waxes in Canada.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 02:29 PM (hjaPQ)

213 Congrats NGU!!!!

Posted by: IC at July 23, 2019 02:29 PM (a0IVu)

214 211 is it gay to want to have sex with a trap?
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

Asking for a friend?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2019 02:30 PM (Ez6QX)

215 211 is it gay to want to have sex with a trap?

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

This one learns quickly.

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:30 PM (W3Hl2)

216 It's beer, isn't it?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2019 02:30 PM (O8WFE)

217 What product is it?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM

Gin?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2019 02:30 PM (ejd/p)

218 >>>What product is it?

Maxi pads for very young girls?

Posted by: Jonathan "Jessica" Yavin at July 23, 2019 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

219 Holy Shit...Alex Jones has really let herself go.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2019 02:30 PM (/O9R9)

220 That thing is a sick, dangerous monster. Yes, I am "othering" and "dehumanizing" it. Rather, it dehumanized itself.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 23, 2019 02:30 PM (wmlHX)

221 How come Xalifornia doesn't MANDATE all topless swim? They got all the pervs you need in the ad seg prisons and could bus their pervs to the pools in eco electric vans.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (ss+Sh)

222 is it gay to want to have sex with a trap?

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

Of course not.

It's only gay if you do.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (a2xio)

223 Yep the Picard series is already a train wreck

All I've seen is a trailer of Patrick Stewart squinting in a vineyard.

If that's the whole series, it will still be 10,000 better than STD.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (O7MnT)

224 Bandersnatch, I've given up on trying to point that out. Mainly because there are too many who use 'being Furry' to fly the Freak flag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (doP0Z)

225 Is adding Aaron Zebley to the witness list an admittance that Mueller is too addled to give the "correct" responses?
Posted by: Ever at July 23, 2019 02:28 PM (kkVtg)

Has the DOJ agreed to this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (p0A33)

226 "is it gay to want to have sex with a trap?"

Only if one knows that it's a trap.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (cqNba)

227 211 is it gay to want to have sex with a trap?
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

Traps are gay.

It is known.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (bcbK8)

228 We should have some Officer and a Gentlemen theme music for NGU. Maybe get him a hooker from Subic Bay.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (K/2j/)

229 Dude, even if you get your junk waxed, lopped off and get bigger man tits. You're still the sickest ugliest transyuck anywhere. That statistic about trannies offing themselves. Please add to it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (H4VdJ)

230 Congratulations, Captain NGU.

Best regards,
A Jarhead

Posted by: lizardbrainski - now with extra class at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (Tlz6I)

231 The Bulwark today authored the definitive account of Trumpian harassment of an innocent Canadian trans-gender pedophile. Please read the Max Boot-authored account of the attempted personal destruction of this magnificent woman!

Posted by: Charlie Sykes, Defender of Values at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (NVYyb)

232 Somebody get NGU his own worry balls and the key to the cabinet where the strawberries are kept.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (oVJmc)

233 Remember the good old days when you just had to watch out for the guy with candy and a van?
Posted by: Lordcsmith at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (T3K6z)

Yeah, first place I'd ever seen shag carpet. Also probably the last place I ever saw Cup O Gold candy. Dude had taste.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (BWDwT)

234 175 can't you just check a supercarrier out of the motor pool?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2019 02:24 PM (sGtp+)

I am only a staff officer, so I think my credit limit is a Destroyer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (p0A33)

PMCS must be a bitch. How high do you have to lift it to check for oil leaks?

Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (CDCKr)

235 Sometimes I think the tranny movement is looking for a martyr. They want to keep pushing until a normal parent snaps.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (JgA4k)

236 I'm smitten. This is the loveliest woman I've ever seen.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

237 Imagine a high-heeled platform shoe worn by a cut-rate tranny stamping on a human face--before sitting on said face, forever.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, slightly serious for a moment at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (AM1GF)

238 Only if one knows that it's a trap.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM

Well I am sure it wouldn't take very long into the encounter to find out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (H4VdJ)

239 NGU -Congrats on the promotion. Well done. And THANK YOU for serving.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (N39Ws)

240
I don't see why furries get the pedo treatment. We've had a few
avowed furries here who are good peeps. There are no pedos who are good
peeps.

This.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (AkkRZ)

241 Holy Shit...Alex Jones has really let herself go.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2019 02:30 PM (/O9R9)

Looks better with the beard than he does without. Other than that, pretty much the same. Meh.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (a2xio)

242
I am only a staff officer, so I think my credit limit is a Destroyer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (p0A33)

The bad news is you have to return it with a full tank of gas.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (TAmPV)

243 What product is it?

Canada Dry Ginger Ale?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (HaL55)

244 198 181 Too many decades of futanari porn has brought us to this sorry state.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:25 PM (bcbK

Decades?
Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (W3Hl2)

Yeah, if we go back to Howard Chaykin's Black Kiss, in the US. Not sure when Futa showed up in Japan. Probably before the 80's, even.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (bcbK8)

245 >>is it gay to want to have sex with a trap?

Not if you are wearing crocs and carrying a messenger bag.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (K/2j/)

246 186 NGU checks out a DDG for a Horde promotion party.

Oddly Iran is vaporized overnight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (doP0Z)

Hey Cap'n NGU, what does this button do?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

247 >>> Pedos get the bullet. Just like furries do.

There is a theory that the new CATS movie is an attempt to normalize the furry fetish. CGI uncanny valley tech makes them look more creepy than sexy to me, but what do I know.

Posted by: LizLem at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (hvf9s)

248 129 OK, I know this stuff is always changing (to show you how little actual thought goes into it), but when did the "LGBXYZLookAtMe" acronym get a "2" in it?
Posted by: Ted K. at July 23, 2019 02:18 PM (FJYfm)

I never saw it before. Just looked it up and it means 2-spirit. No idea what that is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

249 I want to thank everyone for your congrats. Now I NEVER have to worry about a FITEP ever again LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (p0A33)

250 Re the update: I would never have thought it, but it turns out the picture of this fellow from the thread below is actually a *good* picture of him/her/it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (aXucN)

251 @236: "I'm smitten. This is the loveliest woman I've ever seen."

Well, umm, she's certainly reason enough to start day drinking, early and often, every day.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (YcLo4)

252 The creep's junk should be cleaned with a straight razor, not wax. And whatever survives could be sterilized with rubbing alcohol.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (JgA4k)

253 Good Lord! You'd think it would be a better looking trap, at least somewhat 'normal' to be seen with.

I wouldn't let that walk my dog - I love the dog too much for that much shame...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (67aEn)

254 "Traps are gay.

It is known."

Finally! How long have I been warning you?

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (FJYfm)

255 *eyes ace*

Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (RU4sa)

256 I believe I am missing the context of the word "trap". Should I go to the Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (fuK7c)

257 225 Don't think Zebley works for DOJ anymore, back to private practice.

Posted by: Ever at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (kkVtg)

258 236 I'm smitten. This is the loveliest woman I've ever seen.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

And we've lost him. Anyone care to do the honors of putting the poor man out of our misery?

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (W3Hl2)

259 It's refreshing, crisp, and neat.
It's not too sweet, it's not too sweet.

What product is it?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Gatorade.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (tH5fk)

260 I am a stranger in an unholy land.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (TB7HE)

261
Canada Dry Ginger Ale?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Indeed it is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R2RrgpNI10

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (++D4D)

262 I am only a staff officer, so I think my credit limit is a Destroyer

Posted by: Nevergiveup

That's cool Captain. We can still have fun. They don't call it a Destroyer for nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (Ak/GS)

263 NGU checks out a DDG for a Horde promotion party.

Oddly Iran is vaporized overnight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (doP0Z)

Hey Cap'n NGU, what does this button do?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

Would be a dream come true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (p0A33)

264 The phrase "dry ginger ale" confused me as a kid. But it's liquid in the bottle!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (O8WFE)

265 That's awesome news, NGU!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (RBOtF)

266 246 186 NGU checks out a DDG for a Horde promotion party.

Oddly Iran is vaporized overnight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:26 PM (doP0Z)

Hey Cap'n NGU, what does this button do?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

---

If only...

Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (RU4sa)

267 I want to thank everyone for your congrats. Now I NEVER have to worry about a FITEP ever again LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (p0A33)
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Okay good. So now that we're done congratulating you, this means you're buying at the next MoMe, correct?

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (aXucN)

268 256 I believe I am missing the context of the word "trap". Should I go to the Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (fuK7c)

Just try an image search. Something like hot, sexy traps.

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (W3Hl2)

269 I'm smitten. This is the loveliest woman I've ever seen.

An overdose of Valu-Rite will dissolve a human brain.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (pPNCa)

270 Anybody know if ShoeOnHead has a video out about this?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (cqNba)

271 238
Only if one knows that it's a trap.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM

Well I am sure it wouldn't take very long into the encounter to find out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2019 02:32 PM (H4VdJ)
"I thought you knew!!"

Posted by: Tranny from "Crying Game" at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (N39Ws)

272 145 I can now honestly say that I almost know a Navy Captain personally.

Congratulations!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 02:21 PM (hjaPQ)

I one time attended a gig that my friend's band was playing on the coast of Maine. I sat down at the crowded bar and started having my customary rum and diet. There was a wedding reception going on upstairs and the place started shaking so I turned to the guy next to me at the bar and said "are these drinks that strong that the room is spinning or is it actually moving under me?"

Long story short, him and I strike up a conversation for an hour and a half - turns out he was the Admiral of the Military Transport Command - really awesome guy. Wanted me and my wife to come up and visit him at his camp on the coast.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (kI/3T)

273 LizLem, yeah the Cats is horrible. CGI ears and tails do not make it any better. And letting Rebel Wilson as an orange tabby do a full frontal shake her thing in the trailer... ugh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (doP0Z)

274 199 Pedos and furries aren't worth their feed.

I don't see why furries get the pedo treatment. We've had a few avowed furries here who are good peeps. There are no pedos who are good peeps.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (fuK7c)

Catgirls aren't furries.

If we have furries on the blog, first I've heard of it.

Furries pretty much destroy every con they infest and that doesn't even get into the animal rape parts of it. Animal rape is one of my lines.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (bcbK8)

275 Congrats Captain!

So, when can we expect to hear about Rear ADM (Lower Half) NGU?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (kXQD3)

276 Just keep Eleanor Norton Holmes out of the DDG's weapons control room.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (q1Pj5)

277 Trump is suing House, Ways and Means Cmte & NY AG over tax returns.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (cF8AT)

278 I never saw it before. Just looked it up and it means 2-spirit. No idea what that is.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2019 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

Basically it is Indian (feather, not dot) speak for "multiple personality disorder".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (abNpZ)

279 @247: "CGI uncanny valley tech makes them look more creepy than sexy to me, but what do I know."

Cats is gonna become the new Wizard of Oz for the hallucinogenic friendly portion of the furry crowd.

I can only imagine how trippy that particular uncanny valley will become when one's mind is bending all over the place.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (YcLo4)

280 Okay good. So now that we're done congratulating you, this means you're buying at the next MoMe, correct?
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (aXucN)

Yup. Or the next time I hit DC. And I am applying for an Active Duty Posting there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (p0A33)

281 #188 Nothing is 'retarded'. That's hateful.

Xer is just as good as xi is.

Posted by: Progressive who gets its at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (ss+Sh)

282 Rebel, rebel how could they know?
Orange tabby, I love you so.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (O8WFE)

283 I just discovered a movie for Ace:

Hobo with a Shotgun

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (doP0Z)

284

Is Jessica Yaniv one of the average women from Lake Wobegon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

285 277 Trump is suing House, Ways and Means Cmte & NY AG over tax returns.
Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (cF8AT)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (RU4sa)

286 So, when can we expect to hear about Rear ADM (Lower Half) NGU?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (kXQD3)

well to old, and to many incriminating postings on this Blog.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (p0A33)

287 This dude _has_ to be a false flag, right?

I mean c'mon, man! It's just too perfect. Too absolutely on the nose / on point.

If so, it is spectacular. Amazing sacrifice and commitment to defending civilization. Bravo!

Posted by: Mcintx at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (kp2/M)

288 Yup. Or the next time I hit DC. And I am applying for an Active Duty Posting there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (p0A33)
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Are you really? Does that mean the lovely and talented Mrs. NGU would be coming too? I'd love to meet her. I could tell her such stories.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (aXucN)

289 Do you want star chamber justice? Because this is how you get star chamber justice!

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (BvNzB)

290 Indeed it is!

Hot dog! For my prize, I'd like that MIM Fender Strat I have my eye on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (HaL55)

291 Lol. Yea nothing pedo-creepy at all to see here. What's the over-under on pedo charges against this dude in the next 24 months?

Related recently was one of the trans-library hour hosts rollling around on the floor with kids.

The mind boggles. What kind of a parent takes their kids into these environments? Sick. Psychological counseling and child protective services highly recommended.

And, what is it about trans culture that makes it a carve-out for common child protection and decency.

For the record, I would never let me kids attend a library reading hour with a (real) woman dressed as a prostitute, with sexualized demeanor. In fact, if a library offered that, I'd bet 99% of the public would object and blast the library for bringing that schtick into the child's section of a library. Why the hell does a trans person get a pass? It's literally insane.

If a (real) woman or man tried to have a topless swim hour with any of my young daughters, there would be.... it would be difficult to just exchange words. Add a mentally deranged dude, like this one, to the mix.... good grief man.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (db5dt)

292 a) I'm a sad excuse for a man.

b) I'll become a woman.

c) I'm a sad excuse for a woman, but I have all these legal avenues to revenge myself on my enemies now!

Posted by: Perfectly Rational Thought Process at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

293
These matters eventually will be resolved in a manner some may find too decisive, but they will be resolved.

Do I repeat myself? Very well, I repeat myself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (l7Y3k)

294 256 I believe I am missing the context of the word "trap". Should I go to the Urban Dictionary?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (fuK7c)

Uff da. I wouldn't.

'Traps' are men (boys really, cuz Japan) that pass convincingly as girls and often end up in relationships with men who think they are girls. Hence the 'trap' part.

Think Jaye Davidson in the Crying Game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (bcbK8)

295
FFS:

Guess what the new fake "problem" is!

Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (++D4D)

296
Yup. Or the next time I hit DC. And I am applying for an Active Duty Posting there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (p0A33)

Applying for active duty posting in DC? I suppose someone needs to be at the nerve center, but you know it's built on a swamp right?

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (W3Hl2)

297 >>> And we've lost him. Anyone care to do the honors of putting the poor man out of our misery?
Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (W3Hl2)

Mirror Universe Ace!

Posted by: LizLem at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (hvf9s)

298 >> MIM Fender Strat I have my eye on.

Does it come in Agave Blue?

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (/O9R9)

299 Dude, even if you get your junk waxed, lopped off and get bigger man tits. You're still the sickest ugliest transyuck anywhere. That statistic about trannies offing themselves. Please add to it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2019 02:31 PM (H4VdJ)

I seriously don't think he's a trannie in the proper sense (trapped in a man's body). He's just a cross-dressing pervy that is so serious about his job he's willing to grow boobs to hang out in the girl's locker room.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (BWDwT)

300 Hairy balls is obviously a mentally ill perv. What's worse, any "parent" who would allow their child to participate in this "swim".

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (oiNtH)

301 I never saw it before. Just looked it up and it means 2-spirit. No idea what that is.

It's a Native American term for someone who claims to belong to a third gender; some Native Americans wanted their own term for gender-nonconforming folks in order to distance themselves from non-Native gays and lesbians.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (pPNCa)

302 Arresting and incarcerating him would likely be the best thing for all (including him.) Otherwise he is going to end up dead.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (hLRSq)

303
292 a) I'm a sad excuse for a man.

b) I'll become a woman.

c) I'm a sad excuse for a woman, but I have all these legal avenues to revenge myself on my enemies now!
Posted by: Perfectly Rational Thought Process at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

Brah, do you even lift?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (l7Y3k)

304 This tranny bullshit is out of hand. THEY ARE NUTS. They should have to wear a sign around their necks that says, "Danger, drama and severe mental illness!"

And FFS they are like .003% of the population. Didn't we learn a lesson with the stupid legislation during the AIDS scare.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (jUVms)

305 A little late but....Congrats NGU!

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (cF8AT)

306 The NY AG is looking out for you. Especially if you're in California.

NY AG James
@NewYorkStateAG
I'm taking action to defend California's constitutional ban on high capacity gun magazines. These rapid fire bullet delivery systems endanger the safety of all Americans and have no place in our homes. We'll continue to protect our communities from acts of preventable gun violence.I

-
I saw Rapid Fire Bullet Delivery System and Floral Arrangements open for Guns and Roses in '09 at the Range.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (+y/Ru)

307 Still full of hate.

Going to fill up on rice noodles and bulgogi beef and see if that balances things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:40 PM (bcbK8)

308 297 >>> And we've lost him. Anyone care to do the honors of putting the poor man out of our misery?
Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:34 PM (W3Hl2)

Mirror Universe Ace!
Posted by: LizLem at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (hvf9s)

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Ohhhh...

Goatee'd ace.

Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2019 02:40 PM (RU4sa)

309

What does 2S+ mean?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2019 02:40 PM (aKsyK)

310

Guess what the new fake "problem" is!

Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.

She should have the dog dyed. Then watch them go!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:40 PM (oVJmc)

311 You know, it's almost as if these tranny-types have some sort of underlying mental illness(es).

Posted by: DocJ at July 23, 2019 02:40 PM (77WPm)

312 It's a Native American term for someone who claims to belong to a third gender; some Native Americans wanted their own term for gender-nonconforming folks in order to distance themselves from non-Native gays and lesbians.

Somewhere in the Happy Hunting Ground, a single tear again runs down that Indian's cheek.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2019 02:40 PM (O8WFE)

313 Are you really? Does that mean the lovely and talented Mrs. NGU would be coming too? I'd love to meet her. I could tell her such stories.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (aXucN)

well you might meet her, but no, we're not moving..I'd have to find a place to hang my hat Monday thru Friday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (p0A33)

314 SJWs claim another scalp...

In Denver a real estate company made a video to the French Prince of Belair song rapping about real estate. It was hot blonde women. The horror!! White women rapping!!! SJWs and the local MSM went to Defcon1.

The company's parent, bucked to the SJW mob and decided to shut it the company down.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (FiUMj)

315 What parent would allow their kid to attend a "no parents allowed" swim party, topless or not?!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

316
Ohhhh...

Goatee'd ace.

*rereads, to make sure it's not 'goatse'd'*

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

317 Guess what the new fake "problem" is!

Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.

Blows white dog whistle. "Here boy!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (Ak/GS)

318 I'm suddenly imagining roving gangs of furries kidnapping normals, and subjecting them to a near lethal cocktail of LSD, mushrooms, DMT, etc., and projections of Cats on abandoned warehouse walls.

Tripped out normie eyes forced open Clockwork Orange style!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (YcLo4)

319 @RepMarkMeadows

House Democrats holding mock hearings, practicing 5 minute clips, and even setting up a social media "war room"... for a Mueller hearing on a collusion case that closed 4 months ago

This is your House Democrat majority, spending their time as if they're putting on a school play.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (cF8AT)

320 IIRC, one of those commercials had Popeye in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (HaL55)

321 Conservative case for involuntary surgical castration. Leave people alone. especially the kids you repellant PoS!

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (U7k5w)

322 I don't see why furries get the pedo treatment.
We've had a few avowed furries here who are good peeps. There are no
pedos who are good peeps.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:27 PM (fuK7c)

Catgirls aren't furries.

If we have furries on the blog, first I've heard of it.

Furries pretty much destroy every con they infest and that doesn't
even get into the animal rape parts of it. Animal rape is one of my
lines.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM

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Been to a couple of comic con type events and the "furries" didn't ruin anything. Mostly youngish girls walking around with those stupid tails and cat ears wearing some weird outfit. They seemed OK to me and not causing any trouble.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (JUOKG)

323 145 I can now honestly say that I almost know a Navy Captain personally.

Congratulations!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 02:21 PM (hjaPQ)
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Same here for a close family friend - did NG time, made bird, and for his son \ my Godson's wedding, he comes over, starts talking, and reaches for his DA-2 - "I had to have it changed before retirement" he says, showing me. It has his name, relative data, and in the Rank block, says O-7

Good lord - I remember when he was O-3, when we were stationed in FRG, and made the O-4 list. Where has the 20 years gone... Stars for retirement make a nice gift, I guess...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (67aEn)

324 I just discovered a movie for Ace:

Hobo with a Shotgun
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (doP0Z)

I love that movie!
It's truly awesome - while it fades in a few spots, there's some amazing stuff going on.

The scene where the Plague has the hobo in a cell, and as they're fighting some sort of tentacled monster he asks for a light (one obliges), and you can see the photos of all the people they've killed through history is classic.

I've watched that movie 5 times easy!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (BWDwT)

325 315 What parent would allow their kid to attend a "no parents allowed" swim party, topless or not?!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

Any parent who was looking for a couple of hours when they could get stuff done that it's hard to do with kids in tow.

Posted by: DocJ at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (77WPm)

326 >>It's a Native American term for someone who claims to belong to a third gender; some Native Americans wanted their own term for gender-nonconforming folks in order to distance themselves from non-Native gays and lesbians.

"Two-spirit?"

Think I've seen that one. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (bDqIh)

327 It's a Native American term for someone who claims to belong to a third gender; some Native Americans wanted their own term for gender-nonconforming folks in order to distance themselves from non-Native gays and lesbians.

Somewhere in the Happy Hunting Ground, a single tear again runs down that Indian's cheek.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

Not THAT cheek!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (Ak/GS)

328 288 Yup. Or the next time I hit DC. And I am applying for an Active Duty Posting there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (p0A33)
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Are you really? Does that mean the lovely and talented Mrs. NGU would be coming too? I'd love to meet her. I could tell her such stories.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (aXucN)

Are we going to get NGU in our neck of the woods??!!! AWESOME!!!!!

Posted by: Moki at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (mFoNl)

329 Well..

Shoeonhead has something fun to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naqIMtzxqxQ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (cqNba)

330 Applying for active duty posting in DC? I suppose someone needs to be at the nerve center, but you know it's built on a swamp right?
Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:38 PM (W3Hl2)

I'd be relatively immune to that , since it would be a terminal posting for me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (p0A33)

331 And I think the most important discussion is why this sick F**k keeps talking about young girls' menstruation, boobs and young girls in general?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (jUVms)

332 I recall posting on this here very board that the legalization of the pedos would be the direct result of normalizing homosexuality. I (and others) even laid out how it would happen, legally. We were dismissed as crazies, as paranoids. Had to applaud and defend the gays, ya know.
You supported the deviancy. You know who you are. You approved the
camel's nose under the tent, you invited the vampire into your home.
Take a bow.
Well, here we are, everyone.

Using transsexuals as the "back door" to expose children to sex at younger and younger ages, normalizing the exposure, end-arounding age of consent. First was "minor attracted person", next up - "sexual mentors". Won't take your kid to topless swim? What are you, a bigot? Cue the cucks nervously saying "I'm not a _____________ (racist, bigot, sexist, homophobe)! Here's my child! Just don't label me!".

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (i6shs)

333 What parent would allow their kid to attend a "no parents allowed" swim party, topless or not?!

None. I think this is a non-story about a not-thing that didn't happen because it wouldn't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (fuK7c)

334 315 What parent would allow their kid to attend a "no parents allowed" swim party, topless or not?!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

A few years ago I would have said none, Lizzy.

Today?...not so sure.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (cF8AT)

335 Guess what the new fake "problem" is!

Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.

She should have the dog dyed. Then watch them go!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:40 PM (oVJmc)
*************
Someone on Twitter posted that if she'd have gotten a black dog they would have accused her of owing a slave.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (RBOtF)

336
FFS:

Guess what the new fake "problem" is!

Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.
Posted by: Soothsayer

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If she had given her kids a black dog and said "Here, you own him, he's yours to play with and teach him to fetch things for you..."

There's simply no winning.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (M9ntN)

337 Been to a couple of comic con type events and the "furries" didn't ruin anything. Mostly youngish girls walking around with those stupid tails and cat ears wearing some weird outfit. They seemed OK to me and not causing any trouble.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (JUOKG)

Those aren't furries.

The real thing is much freakier, more corrosive and more prone to blowing each other in hallways while people are walking around. (that last is a trope for a reason)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)

338 I just discovered a movie for Ace:

Hobo with a Shotgun

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (doP0Z)

The sequel is "The Ewok With The Golden Cull." Lots of action, car chases, clubbing - great flick!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

339 Guess what the new fake "problem" is!

Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.

Just keep the dog away from Barky.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (pPNCa)

340 It's a Native American term for someone who claims to belong to a third gender; some Native Americans wanted their own term for gender-nonconforming folks in order to distance themselves from non-Native gays and lesbians.

-
I thought that was "confused buffalo".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (+y/Ru)

341 331 And I think the most important discussion is why this sick F**k keeps talking about young girls' menstruation, boobs and young girls in general?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (jUVms)

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Because...he's a sick f*ck.

Bless his heart.

Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (RU4sa)

342 333 What parent would allow their kid to attend a "no parents allowed" swim party, topless or not?!

None. I think this is a non-story about a not-thing that didn't happen because it wouldn't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (fuK7c)

People used to sacrifice their kids to Baal. Or was it Moloch?

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (W3Hl2)

343 What parent would allow their kid to attend a "no parents allowed" swim party, topless or not?!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (bDqIh)
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Answer: no sane parent, IF they knew about it.

I still can't believe that town thought this was an okay idea. The mind boggles.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (aXucN)

344 Sounds like what Public schools will be like in a few years.
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My kid attended more sex instruction than your straight A kid.

Blair White has always been adamant that no kids should be involved in any kind of trans stuff -- serious hormones, surgery, and it can't be taken back. My kids told me about her videos and said she was the most reasonable. Gah, what DO they get up to in college.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (MIKMs)

345 Guess what the new fake "problem" is!

Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.

Just keep the dog away from Barky.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (pPNCa)

Don't they live right near him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (p0A33)

346 286 So, when can we expect to hear about Rear ADM (Lower Half) NGU?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (kXQD3)

well to old, and to many incriminating postings on this Blog.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (p0A33)

We'll vouch for you!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

347 Soccer moms, are you ok with this?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (RBOtF)

348
Guess what the new fake "problem" is!
Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.

She should have the dog dyed. Then watch them go!

Have the dog up and dyed. Up and dyed.
After two years they still whine.

Posted by: Mister Bojangles at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (aKsyK)

349 331 Because he's a male pedo manipulating this fucking sick pervert rights system?

Posted by: CN at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (U7k5w)

350 Half-a-Squaw

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (O8WFE)

351 People used to sacrifice their kids to Baal. Or was it Moloch?
Posted by: Someguy

Neverland Ranch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (Ak/GS)

352 Most of the furries I am aware of are homosexual men who get off on the animal identity, and it is very, very sexual.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (oVJmc)

353 We'll vouch for you!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

LOL. Like a stake thru my heart.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (p0A33)

354 Pro-tip: Actual women don't contrive sneaky, illegal ways to see little girls' boobies.

Yeah, no woman would celebrate the sexualization of 12-year-old girls.

Posted by: Eve Ensler at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (ppBhU)

355
Where does this fit on the spectrum of Alex Jones' assertion that "they're turning the frogs gay!"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (l7Y3k)

356 Been to a couple of comic con type events and the "furries" didn't ruin anything. Mostly youngish girls walking around with those stupid tails and cat ears wearing some weird outfit. They seemed OK to me and not causing any trouble.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (JUOKG)

Really not in my wheelhouse, but I think those girls are "cosplaying" (costume-playing) as catgirls, which is a meme of sorts. Ask Anna Puma about that.

"Furries", many of them actually believe they are animals, and have sex while in their fur suits. Different altogether.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (abNpZ)

357 House Democrats holding mock hearings, practicing 5 minute clips, and even setting up a social media "war room"... for a Mueller hearing on a collusion case that closed 4 months ago

This is your House Democrat majority, spending their time as if they're putting on a school play.
Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (cF8AT)

I told someone this morning "It doesn't matter what Mueller does or doesn't say, the Democrats will just push The Narrative.

"Democrats lie. It's who they are."

Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (Lz9fr)

358 347 Soccer moms, are you ok with this?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (RBOtF)

OK with what?- clueless soccer moms everywhere

Posted by: DocJ at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (77WPm)

359 346 286 So, when can we expect to hear about Rear ADM (Lower Half) NGU?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 23, 2019 02:35 PM (kXQD3)

well to old, and to many incriminating postings on this Blog.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (p0A33)

We'll vouch for you!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

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LOL

I mean, sure we will.

Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (RU4sa)

360 Soccer moms, are you ok with this?
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Box wine tonight or bottle, Trudi?

Posted by: Our Real Concerns at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (vg8iE)

361
None. I think this is a non-story about a not-thing that didn't happen because it wouldn't.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:43 PM (fuK7c)

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This creep got someone banned from twitter for good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:46 PM (jUVms)

362 I'd have to find a place to hang my hat Monday thru Friday
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:41 PM (p0A33)
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Wouldn't the Navy take care of that?

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:46 PM (aXucN)

363 If she had given her kids a black dog and said "Here, you own him, he's yours to play with and teach him to fetch things for you..."

There's simply no winning.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Which is why the only appropriate answer is, "LOLGFY"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:47 PM (Ak/GS)

364 We should all pretend to be trannies and go to all the shops in Libtown and make all sorts of insane demands, followed by lawsuits, in order to burn these fuckers to the ground and that's all I'll say for now.

Posted by: Yes, In Your Back Yard at July 23, 2019 02:47 PM (4Eo4+)

365 None. I think this is a non-story about a not-thing that didn't happen because it wouldn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2019 02:47 PM (+0VWg)

366 Wouldn't the Navy take care of that?
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:46 PM (aXucN)

If only. No. I am on my own.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:47 PM (p0A33)

367 Have the dog up and dyed. Up and dyed.
After two years they still whine.
Posted by: Mister Bojangles at July 23, 2019 02:44 PM (aKsyK)

Nominates for thread winner!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (abNpZ)

368 OT:

That www.ApolloInRealTime.com site is the best, most technically excellent, interesting site I have ever been to. So much detail on Apollo 11. I am spending hours on there. Y'all if you haven't checked it out, you have to.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (bQngX)

369
LOL. Like a stake thru my heart.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:45 PM (p0A33)

Don't worry about it. After the burning times you can be rear admiral of middle America.

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (W3Hl2)

370 People used to sacrifice their kids to Baal.

Child sacrifice was one reason why the Romans went full Roman on Carthage.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (pPNCa)

371
Don't you love how "tranny" became the new negro/colored?
Now it's trans-person.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (++D4D)

372 Been to a couple of comic con type events and the "furries" didn't ruin anything. Mostly youngish girls walking around with those stupid tails and cat ears wearing some weird outfit. They seemed OK to me and not causing any trouble.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (JUOKG)

Back in the 90's in a former life, my ex worked for WB. I went to pick up some voice actors at their hotel, they worked in a cartoon that was insanely popular at the time.

While waiting for one of them, we were talking and I first heard the term "furvert". Apparently, these people stalked these guys, and the female in the group was afraid to appear in public. Apparently, she'd had her underwear stolen more than once out of her luggage. Being pre-internet, I can't even imagine how bad it would be now.

Don't even look up "yiffing"

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (BWDwT)

373 365-

Sorry; Jumpy computer. Well, it was advertised and people objected and it was stopped. if nobody objected it would have happened.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (+0VWg)

374 *types*

*deletes*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

375 328 288 Yup. Or the next time I hit DC. And I am applying for an Active Duty Posting there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:36 PM (p0A33)
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Are you really? Does that mean the lovely and talented Mrs. NGU would be coming too? I'd love to meet her. I could tell her such stories.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:37 PM (aXucN)

Are we going to get NGU in our neck of the woods??!!! AWESOME!!!!!

you'll need a big pond where he can park his destroyer.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2019 02:49 PM (sGtp+)

376 I'm not clueless! I watch The View! Every day!

Posted by: Soccer Mom at July 23, 2019 02:49 PM (4Eo4+)

377 True or not this is where the Leftists are taking us

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

378 We have our little girls flown out to us in international waters. Get on the level, ace.

Posted by: hillary's coven at July 23, 2019 02:49 PM (ym5eo)

379 From the previous post:

"The tipping point of Western civilization will be when so many people with mental illnesses have to be treated as normal, that our society will no longer be able to function."

We're headed there, not quite within city limits of Loonyville, but definitely in the same zip code...

This stuff accelerates the plan to migrate to somewhere in the Visegrad Group... increasingly the lone beacon of sanity to be found in what was the enlightened, rational Western World.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at July 23, 2019 02:49 PM (wmfhQ)

380 TheWeek:
Republicans are becoming more like Democrats. So why are Democrats so upset?

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2019 02:49 PM (QkjLD)

381 If only. No. I am on my own.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:47 PM (p0A33)
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Ouch. Would this be Ft. Myer (or whatever its new name is)?

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:50 PM (aXucN)

382 Where does this fit on the spectrum of Alex Jones' assertion that "they're turning the frogs gay!"?

Ask Lucky Pierre-- he's the expert on gay Frogs.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:50 PM (pPNCa)

383 Most of the furries I am aware of are homosexual men who get off on the animal identity, and it is very, very sexual.

I don't doubt that. The only exposure I've had to furries in the wild is that they have a monthly bowling outing. They take over the first few lanes on the far right and wear costumes.

I just don't think they belong in the pedo bucket. And, as I said, there are some among us who are in good standing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:50 PM (fuK7c)

384 NGU, Major congratulations on the promotion. Sir!

Posted by: JTB at July 23, 2019 02:50 PM (bmdz3)

385
Child sacrifice was one reason why the Romans went full Roman on Carthage.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (pPNCa)

Afaik the Romans didn't find the practice appalling, just peculiar.

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:50 PM (W3Hl2)

386 Are there no Asian street gangs in BC that can take care of this guy?

Given that he harasses poor Asian immigrant women, I'm surprised that nobody has taken action yet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2019 02:50 PM (I2/tG)

387 >>Using transsexuals as the "back door" to ~~expose children to sex~~ normalizing sexual deviancy at younger and younger ages, normalizing the exposure, end-arounding age of consent. . . .

How far of a leap is it from: "a 4 year old can select his own gender identity" to "a 4 year old can give consent?"

The one thing I did not see coming was the drag kid stuff. That is REALLY freaky.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (bDqIh)

388 you'll need a big pond where he can park his destroyer.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2019 02:49 PM (sGtp+)

And a pretty big fuel storage tank for his fillup.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (q1Pj5)

389 they worked in a cartoon that was insanely popular at the time.

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Animaniacs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (iB1oa)

390 Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (BWDwT)

I have a friend that worked there, also for a popular cartoon.

She's a huge lib. She and her mother haven't spoken in six months over politics.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (7bcfy)

391 Same parents that take their 4 yo to the library for the drag queen story time would drop their 12 yo off for a swim party. And, those moms and dads are everywhere.

Posted by: Ever at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (kkVtg)

392 you'll need a big pond where he can park his destroyer.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2019 02:49 PM (sGtp+)

The US Government should buy back the USS Sequoia and I could bunk on that along the potomic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (p0A33)

393 That guy's a kiddie diddler, I'm sure if it

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (k81AA)

394 Really not in my wheelhouse, but I think those girls are "cosplaying" (costume-playing) as catgirls, which is a meme of sorts. Ask Anna Puma about that.

Exactly. If you're just wearing stuff on the outside, it's all good fun. I'm way good with cute girls wearing fox ears in skimpy outfits. It's the full head-to-toe costumes (think sports mascot on steroids) that's a furry.

Go to "deviant art" and look around. This is the tame stuff. There's things I've seen...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (BWDwT)

395
Are we going to get NGU in our neck of the woods??!!! AWESOME!!!!!

Posted by: Moki at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (mFoNl)

Does that mean NGU will get to work on the sine qua non of dental work, AOC's donkey chompers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (l7Y3k)

396 >>>>> People used to sacrifice their kids to Baal.

- "used to"
- still sacrificing children and eating them

It's like you deplorables don't want to examine the facts and evidence right in front of you.

Posted by: hillary's coven at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (ym5eo)

397 Hey! Wait a minute! We now have a bonafide Navy Captain!

Everybody! To the battleship Missouri! Toot sweet!

Kick the tires and light the fires! The Inaugural AoSHQ Modern Day Pirate Cruise is about to get underway.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (Ak/GS)

398 I don't doubt that. The only exposure I've had to furries in the wild is that they have a monthly bowling outing. They take over the first few lanes on the far right and wear costumes.

I just don't think they belong in the pedo bucket. And, as I said, there are some among us who are in good standing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2019 02:50 PM (fuK7c)

With Cavil's promotion to Grand Inquisitor I'm sure they can be fixed. The rack will set them straight.

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (W3Hl2)

399 What's the big deal? I shave guys' balls all the time. In fact, I insist on it. "If you're gonna fuck my wife, you gotta let me shave your balls" is what I say. They'll put that on my gravestone.

Posted by: Jonah Goldcuck at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (4Eo4+)

400 "... mentally insane man's pud."

Phrase for the age we live in. Lifted from the last post but apropos.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (aS1PU)

401 Same parents that take their 4 yo to the library for the drag queen story time would drop their 12 yo off for a swim party. And, those moms and dads are everywhere.
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What else are we supposed to do with the kids when we're off banging the men we've met on line?

Posted by: The Moms AND Dads at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (vg8iE)

402 Would this be Ft. Myer (or whatever its new name is)?
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:50 PM (aXucN)

No, BUMED in Falls Church VA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (p0A33)

403 136
Now I can park in O-6 Parking LOL. Pretty much my only benefit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:20 PM (p0A33)

++++Finding a parking space can sometimes be a living nightmare. That's got to count for something!

Posted by: washrivergal at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (9+jnX)

404 "On topic with the recent gonads stories; did Trump really tweet Omar that he will win her state in 2020 because of her?! Minnesota? Really? "

Eh - if not for the avalanche of vote corruption in the Twin Cities (where Little Mog (Mogadishu), home of BroFo can be found) Trump would have taken MN last time.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at July 23, 2019 02:53 PM (wmfhQ)

405 Don't you love how "tranny" became the new negro/colored?

40 acres and a unicorn!

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2019 02:53 PM (7YFuT)

406 371
Don't you love how "tranny" became the new negro/colored?
Now it's trans-person.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (++D4D)

There was some reality show a while back where the husband of one of Hef's ex-girlfriends got caught with a tranny. At the time I frequented previously.tv and there were very stern warnings against using the term tranny. Bannable offense.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2019 02:53 PM (yHJec)

407 This tranny bullshit is out of hand. THEY ARE NUTS. They should have to wear a sign around their necks that says, "Danger, drama and severe mental illness!"

Well ... they really aren't taht hard to pick out of a line-up.

And FFS they are like .003% of the population. Didn't we learn a lesson with the stupid legislation during the AIDS scare.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (jUVms)

LOL. Not only didn't we learn shit from the AIDs threat. It was the AIDs threat that made it publicly acceptable to bend the truth in order to save homos any shame, even though they were the source of what was potentially one of the worst epidemics, ever. Luckily, it turned out that, against the strongest wishes of the left and the homos AIDs never became any sort of a threat to the heterosexual population (the non-anal sex heterosexuals). As much as the left hoped and dreamed that normal people would start dropping like flies, AIDs remained solely in the province of homos, needle users and anal sex enthusiasts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 23, 2019 02:54 PM (6fsOH)

408 I have a friend that worked there, also for a popular cartoon.

She's a huge lib. She and her mother haven't spoken in six months over politics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (7bcfy)

I can't imagine how bad it is now. At least in the 90's it was still relatively sane. Even then, there was some dark stuff crawling around. Look up John Krikfalusi, turns out he was diddling little girls during his Ren & Stimpy (and post) period. Everybody knew about it - nobody said anything. Including somebody I know who was very, very close.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 23, 2019 02:54 PM (BWDwT)

409 I'm certain it's already been mentioned upthread, but, "'topless' swims for people ages 12 and up" indicates that adults are also invited, since there's no cap on the age range (e.g., "12-18"). It would still be disgusting and utterly depraved, but at least it would attempt at excluding pederast 40-somethings who like to look at little girl boobs. But considering the "host" is s/h/itself a 40-something pederast who yearns sexually after little girls, we can't expect s/h/it to exclude s/hi/itself.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 23, 2019 02:54 PM (rP4OC)

410 Library deletes photos of children lying on top of drag queen after severe backlash:

https://tinyurl.com/Start-Fucking-Shooting

You're gonna love this.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2019 02:54 PM (bQngX)

411 Don't you love how "tranny" became the new negro/colored?
Now it's trans-person.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 23, 2019 02:48 PM (++D4D)

The fact they're calling it the new civil rights movement, for less than 1% of the population is all I need to know about how well their heads are screwed on.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 23, 2019 02:55 PM (BWDwT)

412 Guess what the new fake "problem" is!

Ivanka Trump's white puppy dog.
Posted by: Soothsayer

How do they know that the puppy doesn't identify as black?! Haters!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2019 02:55 PM (ejd/p)

413

NoooooBODY Knowwwwws...

the trannys I seen

Posted by: Tranny Porgy and Bess at July 23, 2019 02:55 PM (++D4D)

414 Is this pedo trying to teach these kids the breast stroke?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 23, 2019 02:55 PM (5l6gb)

415 And FFS they are like .003% of the population. Didn't we learn a lesson with the stupid legislation during the AIDS scare.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2019 02:39 PM (jUVms)

Same percentage of the population are no-BS nazis.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 23, 2019 02:56 PM (t6MX/)

416 Patient...Later all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:56 PM (p0A33)

417 No, BUMED in Falls Church VA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (p0A33)
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So maybe the prices will be SLIGHTLY less insane than Arlington.

If/when the time comes, ask around here because I know we have some regular commenters in that area. Someone might know of a place.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2019 02:56 PM (aXucN)

418 The one thing I did not see coming was the drag kid stuff. That is REALLY freaky.

I'm so old, I can remember when exposing a child to secksual things was called "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." And (sit down because you're not going to believe this next part), it was actually illegal to do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 23, 2019 02:56 PM (HaL55)

419 >>Library deletes photos of children lying on top of drag queen after severe backlash:

https://tinyurl.com/Start-Fucking-Shooting

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 02:56 PM (bDqIh)

420
First, it's not even close to 1%.

Second, it doesn't matter if it was 50% trannies out there -- these people are mentally ill, living a lie, and demanding WE live their lie, too.

Posted by: Tranny Porgy and Bess at July 23, 2019 02:57 PM (++D4D)

421

nood homo

Posted by: Tranny Porgy and Bess at July 23, 2019 02:57 PM (++D4D)

422 391 Same parents that take their 4 yo to the library for the drag queen story time would drop their 12 yo off for a swim party. And, those moms and dads are everywhere.
Posted by: Ever at July 23, 2019 02:51 PM (kkVtg)

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It's the parents of the woman who was killed by an illegal in Iowa. They defended illegals and said they were great people, even better than native Iowans. They are so committed to the left, they are willing to sacrifice their children to the cause.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 02:58 PM (FiUMj)

423 "Now he gets glamour shots made while he dresses up like someone tried to build Drew Carey over the phone."

...and THIS is the sort of stuff that keeps me coming back to Moron Central.

Damned fine stuff, that.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at July 23, 2019 02:58 PM (wmfhQ)

424 It's the full head-to-toe costumes (think sports mascot on steroids) that's a furry.

So that's why Mr. Met avoids all the other MLB mascots except for the Swinging Friar.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 23, 2019 02:58 PM (pPNCa)

425 Fiercely heterosexual NOOD.

Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2019 02:59 PM (Lz9fr)

426 >>And FFS they are like .003% of the population.

I would guess it's a higher percentage now.
They are actively recruiting, and the teen tranny thing is a trend, like, the new way to rebel and be different (rapid onset trangender).

My sister said that in her daughter's group of 5 friends, one came out as transgender in May, one then quickly declared she was non-binary and queer, then another came out as gay.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 02:59 PM (bDqIh)

427 This crap of trannies teaching children needs to be stopped, but won't.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 03:00 PM (BbGew)

428 As much as the left hoped and dreamed that normal people would start dropping like flies, AIDs remained solely in the province of homos, needle users and anal sex enthusiasts.

Ah yes, those golden days where hundreds of millions of dollars were spent telling suburban high school students that they were likely to get AIDS, when over half the AIDS cases in the United States were happening in just twenty urban neighborhoods.

Because, it would be "stigmatizing" to focus only on those neighborhoods, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2019 03:02 PM (I2/tG)

429 Been to a couple of comic con type events and the "furries" didn't
ruin anything. Mostly youngish girls walking around with those stupid
tails and cat ears wearing some weird outfit. They seemed OK to me and
not causing any trouble.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 23, 2019 02:42 PM (JUOKG)

Girls in cat ears are mostly just cosplay. Go to Japan and they're literally everywhere. Even a lot of the full-body suits you see at conventions are just that: suits. I have a couple of almost-pro cosplayer friends who always do the head-to-toe mascot-type suits when they go to cons, and they're not furries. They're just dedicated cosplayers.

Furries are their own subculture, with their own gatherings and social cues. That's not to say they don't show up at cons or other places, but not everyone in an animal suit at a con is a furry. And not all furries are sexual deviants (though yes, the majority of them are).

Of course, if you see a couple of people in rabbit suits dry humping in an alley... yeah, furries.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 23, 2019 03:03 PM (rP4OC)

430 Hey! Wait a minute! We now have a bonafide Navy Captain!

Everybody! To the battleship Missouri! Toot sweet!

Kick the tires and light the fires! The Inaugural AoSHQ Modern Day Pirate Cruise is about to get underway.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 02:52 PM (Ak/GS)

USS Silversides is in Muskegon. We can ravage the Great Lakes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 23, 2019 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

431
Of course, if you see a couple of people in rabbit suits dry humping in an alley... yeah, furries.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at July 23, 2019 03:03 PM (rP4OC)

General Zaroff insists that furries stock the Adventure Park & Safari Extravaganza. He really insists.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 23, 2019 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

432 If these frauds put as much time into improving themselves as they do planning crime & fraud they'd be well adjusted millionaires

Posted by: Scott at July 23, 2019 03:30 PM (GUAeg)

433 Ban the parents from knowing what kind of stuff their teaching their kids just what the Nazis and Commies did Anyone for Home Schooling?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 23, 2019 05:04 PM (wGqjj)

434 He's a sick fuck pedo fucking bio male. I say he deserves bottom surgery with a dull chainsaw. I want to puke thinking about this asshole.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 23, 2019 05:46 PM (0OmEj)

435 My gut told me that, even in a place as utterly lost as Canada, this guy has GOT to be some kind of cutting edge satirical performance artist/troll, a tranny Borat. He cannot possibly be for real, I told myself.

Then I read about the lawsuits.

Posted by: doomed at July 23, 2019 06:17 PM (oS0xz)

436 Some people you can tell are perverts or loons just by looking at their faces. I'm sorry, but it's the truth.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 23, 2019 07:45 PM (xZjSg)

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