'Sup Morons? Time For The ONT

Those Chinese. *shakes head* Look at the range this baby's got. Hell, it can detect a ballistic inbound from almost a mile away!


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Also, this is how good companies earn customer loyalty:

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There's a reason he wasn't known as 'Peter the Just Alright'

Peter the Great founded The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters that was headed by the All-Joking and All-Drunken Prince-Pope and whose members were required ‘to get drunk every day and never go to bed sober’.

Sounds a lot better than the Elks, tbh.

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Timeless look on Mark 'The Blade' Belanger from the 70s

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FFS Chris, Knock It Off

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FDA: Big Penis Comes With a Hidden Surprise

Fortunately, my wife loves surprises.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by Jesus:

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The Yahoo Group says “'sup?”.


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1 ONT!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 19, 2019 09:55 PM (M9AB7)

2 Listening to Krokus and ready to burn!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 19, 2019 09:55 PM (ta49A)

3 Din din is calling.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 19, 2019 09:56 PM (w7U7L)

4 Early fresh one...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 19, 2019 09:57 PM (6b6MO)

5 ONT! Top 10

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 09:57 PM (+ldAm)

6 Fiver

Posted by: Granddork at July 19, 2019 09:57 PM (kR3UB)

7 Buenos Noches Amigos!

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2019 09:57 PM (GaOgf)

8 Hell, it can detect a ballistic missile inbound from almost a mile away!

Hell, I can detect a ballistic missile inbound from almost a mile away!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 19, 2019 09:58 PM (I2/tG)

9 Damn I hate Apple and the iPad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 09:59 PM (oqV6o)

10 Thanks for the ONT.

Half a kilometer for fighters?




Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 10:00 PM (Q/az8)

11 Sup indeed.

Life is good, no?

Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:01 PM (kLxSO)

12 Sup.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2019 10:01 PM (jY3BZ)

13 Huh.

Stolen American C-141 design with stolen American AWACS design.

Brought to you by President William Jefferson (I ran for president for the pussy) Clinton and his lovely and gracious wife Hillary (Selling Access for 27 Years) Clinton.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 10:02 PM (NoKAc)

14 New Williams Shatner series The Unexplained starting momentarily on The History Channel.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 10:02 PM (AkkRZ)

15 LOLGF Ravelry.

Good evening morons! Hillary still isn't President.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 10:02 PM (ykYG2)

16 Evening, horde!
Re: the CNN article about Trump causing Latina women to have premature babies. I was pregnant with a half-Latino baby when Billy Jeff was elected, and I went into preterm labor. Where the eff is the study about that?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 10:02 PM (iqKGi)

17 9 Damn I hate Apple and the iPad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 09:59 PM (oqV6o)


I love my iPad!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

18 You have to watch to the very end of the puppy video to see the adult dog "tag" the pups with his urine.

MY Territory, BISHES!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 10:03 PM (NoKAc)

19 Yippie Kai Yay Brotherfucker!

Posted by: Ilhan McClain at July 19, 2019 10:03 PM (mOcZx)

20 When putting together his wedding party, Ahmad Rashad went with a murderer and a serial rapist.

But no Kennedys. Rashad had to draw the line SOMEWHERE.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 10:03 PM (ykYG2)

21 I keep checking the radar, Green Bay area about to get walloped.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2019 10:03 PM (jY3BZ)

22 ONT Hot 25?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2019 10:04 PM (wgV7k)

23 I love my iPhone!

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2019 10:04 PM (GaOgf)

24 Busy creating animations that no one else could...or would want to, really.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2019 10:04 PM (l9m7l)

25 Nice ONT, WD. That last picture is hilarious.

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2019 10:05 PM (GaOgf)

26 Heavy Metal Knitting is coming up on The Ocho.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 19, 2019 10:05 PM (mOcZx)

27
Good evening morons! Hillary still isn't President.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2019 10:02 PM (ykYG2)


Life is just so beautiful, isn't it?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

28 17

(((Ladyl))) But you seemed so nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:06 PM (oqV6o)

29 FINLAND: TOO COLD, OR NOT COLD ENOUGH?

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 10:06 PM (NoKAc)

30 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at July 19, 2019 10:06 PM (JFzNN)

31 The doggeh story made it dusty in here.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

32 Michael Jackson was the Maid of Honor at the Rashad wedding?

Cool.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 10:06 PM (NoKAc)

33 Chris is a busy man.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

34 And good on chewy.com. Hope this gets a repost on TPT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:08 PM (oqV6o)

35 Finland's just too far north. It's either 38 hours or daylight or 38 hours of dark. It makes them crazy.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 19, 2019 10:08 PM (ta49A)

36 Big oil, big tech, big pharma, Big Penis... It's all a racket, I tells ya!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2019 10:09 PM (wgV7k)

37

(((Ladyl))) But you seemed so nice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:06 PM (oqV6o)


Are you having problems with your iPad, Hrothgar?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

38 Some of us of more modest means have to make do with an iPod...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2019 10:11 PM (wgV7k)

39 Big oil, big tech, big pharma, Big Penis... It's all a racket, I tells ya!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2019 10:09 PM (wgV7k)

What about Big Tennis?

Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:11 PM (kLxSO)

40 The Coolest, Ugliest, and Straight-Up Weirdest Baseball Uniforms of All Time



The worst had to be the 1976 White Sox with the shorts and collared shirts. Pure 70s ugliness

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 10:12 PM (ddiFP)

41 After the Scopes trial was over, John Scopes became disgusted with teaching and became a geologist, and went to go make his fortune in the East Texas Oil Field in the 1930's. in the 1950's he was a senior executive with United Gas in Shreveport, which is where my father in law got to know him when he was a young man just starting in the business.
He loved to tell about Mr. Scopes was extremely intelligent, but also had a very fiery and explosive temper, and he had long since grown so sick of people asking him about the trial that he would erupt into a fierce tirade if anyone was foolish enough to bring it up in his presence, enough to make grown men wilt.
So my f-i-l loved to relate how their favorite trick with new hires was to take them aside on their first or second day, and tell them "hey do you know that Mr. Scopes up there on the second floor was the one in that famous Scopes monkey trial? He LOVES to talk about it, he will think the world of you if you will go into his office and ask him about it!" And they would send the hapless newbie into the lions den while they all hid outside in the hall, listening and waiting for the explosion to go off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:12 PM (KS7KL)

42 'Sup?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

43 Wow, after the storm and the damage it left behind, one of the most beautiful sunsets I've seen for some time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:13 PM (xUvz+)

44 37

I'm keyboard/mouse oriented (NOT touch screen, which is an abomination) and the iOS copy/paste drives me crazy, plus the crappy browser interface, but other than that...

NO problems!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:13 PM (oqV6o)

45 White Sox owner Bill Veech had a wooden leg from losing a foot in the Marines in WW2, had his players wear shorts and even had a short person pinch hit in a game. Small strike zone. I think it was around $2 for bleacher seats and he'd sometimes sit with the fans back there and buy beers. The good old days!

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:13 PM (K22Va)

46 "It's purely coincidental how much all Chinese technology resembles ours. You're welcome." -- The Clinton Crime Syndicate

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 10:15 PM (WqPYg)

47 I'm keyboard/mouse oriented (NOT touch screen, which is an abomination) and the iOS copy/paste drives me crazy, plus the crappy browser interface, but other than that...

NO problems!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:13 PM (oqV6o)


I was the same way when I got my first iPad. It was really frustrating. I've had iPads for about 10 years, and I'm used to it now.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

48 You're going to hell for that last one, WD. And so am I for laughing at it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:15 PM (HaL55)

49 This place is nothing but a "Cracker Barrel"

Posted by: Milton Bostock at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (ufk17)

50 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:12 PM (KS7KL)

LOL! That's rotten!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

51
What about Big Tennis?
Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:11 PM (kLxSO)

Tennis? Did someone say tennis???

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

52 ... and even had a short person pinch hit in a game. Small strike zone.


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Eddie Gaedel. 3'7" tall.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (WqPYg)

53 White Sox owner Bill Veech had a wooden leg from losing a foot in the Marines in WW2, had his players wear shorts and even had a short person pinch hit in a game. Small strike zone. I think it was around $2 for bleacher seats and he'd sometimes sit with the fans back there and buy beers. The good old days!
Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:13 PM

So his son Mike owns the St. Paul Saints with Bill Murray. Yea that Bill Murray. I was at a game years ago and the seat next to me was empty. Who sits down next to me, Bill Murray. Starts asking me about stuff and others are talking to him, he buys like 4 rows a round of beers. Super fun and cool guy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:18 PM (xUvz+)

54 Queen Bee.

GFR.

Took me a long time to realize how good this song is.

Mark Farner is one of the best rock showmen ever. And a damn good musician.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:18 PM (aurSP)

55 Aww..is there anything sweeter than golden retrievers puppies..

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 10:18 PM (fiC74)

56 Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 10:15 PM (WqPYg)

Yes, my first thought was how much stolen Classified US technology is on board the aircraft?
My second thought was how many Clinton "Foundation" bucks came rom the ChiComs?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:18 PM (oqV6o)

57 The punishment should fit the crime.

Duct tape Bill & Hillary to opposite sides of that Chinese radome.

Configure the switches to: "Hot Pockets!"

....aaaannndddd ENERGIZE!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2019 10:19 PM (QzJWU)

58 54; this is a known, known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

59 Eddie Gaedel. 3'7" tall.


Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (WqPYg)


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Oh. And the number he wore? "1/8"

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 10:19 PM (WqPYg)

60 I is impaired, on my way to being IMPEACHED!!

Posted by: Maxine, my wig has dun gone missing at July 19, 2019 10:19 PM (a4EWo)

61 55 Aww..is there anything sweeter than golden retrievers puppies..
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 10:18 PM (fiC74)

Yes, any setter Irish, Irish Red & White, English and Gordon. But, I'm a Setter snob.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

62 Austin elected Steven Adler mayor?
What next, Axl in charge of public relations?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:20 PM (GDooN)

63 , Bill Murray. Starts asking me about stuff and others are talking to him, he buys like 4 rows a round of beers. Super fun and cool guy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:18 PM (xUvz+)

He's one of those guys about whom I never read or hear anything negative. He's cool as hell. He loves being Bill Murray and he wants to hang out with you. Is that all right? Need help with the dishes?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:21 PM (aurSP)

64 White Sox owner Bill Veech ... had a short person pinch hit in a game. Small strike zone.

3 ft 7 in Eddie Gaedel in 1951, when Bill Veeck owned the St Louis Browns.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 19, 2019 10:21 PM (zCabI)

65 ....aaaannndddd ENERGIZE!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2019 10:19 PM (QzJWU)

Had a class in Germany, one of the instructors was a Belgian sergeant major who'd worked on the Hawk AA missile system. He said you could put a steak on a stick, hold it up in front of the radar and watch it cook.

Posted by: Vanya at July 19, 2019 10:21 PM (U7voe)

66 43 Wow, after the storm and the damage it left behind, one of the most beautiful sunsets I've seen for some time.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:13 PM (xUvz+)

We were on the edge. I hear western WI and northern MN got hammered with wind and hail. Hope you don't have damage.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

67 Good companies pee on you?

Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 10:23 PM (ym5eo)

68 Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

I've had an iPad for years( this is my second one), but still view it as a toy, and not really built for serious work or complex commenting!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:23 PM (oqV6o)

69 That Chinese plane looks Russian.

Posted by: Bob, Clan McStihl at July 19, 2019 10:23 PM (gJLZZ)

70 MH, setters are pretty sweet. I have a golden - he is a 100 pounds now but I still remember his puppy days. Real handful.

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 10:23 PM (fiC74)

71 66; still coming. almost here. one helluva light show.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:23 PM (KP5rU)

72 Here's a vid from NASA - B-47A

https://upload.wikimedia.org
/wikipedia/commons/3/31/B-47A_Stratojet.ogv

Posted by: Bob, Clan McStihl at July 19, 2019 10:25 PM (gJLZZ)

73 ...Had a class in Germany, one of the instructors was a Belgian sergeant major who'd worked on the Hawk AA missile system. He said you could put a steak on a stick, hold it up in front of the radar and watch it cook.

Posted by: Vanya at July 19, 2019 10:21 PM (U7voe)




It's been said that the "Boresight" mode on a USAF AWACS radar, would be lethal to anyone on board any aircraft caught in it's beam, out to a range of about two miles or such.

At two miles, the AWACS operator may have to hold them in "lock" for thirty or forty seconds.

Quarter mile? Much shorter time.

Inverse square law is a bitch, up close.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2019 10:25 PM (QzJWU)

74 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

Please to note the Chewy's item above, good sir!

And do not forget the wonders of the French Bulldog pups!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:25 PM (oqV6o)

75 tornado warning canceled for us. that's a good thing. straight line winds may be an issue. we'll see.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:25 PM (KP5rU)

76 Sup?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 19, 2019 10:26 PM (dm05u)

77 >FDA: Big Penis Comes With a Hidden Surprise
Not for long.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:26 PM (t6MX/)

78 Wow, after the storm and the damage it left behind, one of the most beautiful sunsets I've seen for some time.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:13 PM (xUvz+)

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We were supposed to get rain earlier this afternoon. So far nothing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 19, 2019 10:26 PM (Zbbka)

79
I've had an iPad for years( this is my second one), but still view it as a toy, and not really built for serious work or complex commenting!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:23 PM (oqV6o)


I've got an iPad, a desktop and a smartphone. I can't stand using the phone for anything except calls and texts. I do the "business of life" stuff on the desktop. I do all of my browsing and posting on the iPad.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

80 Hey, Jane, it's raining in South Georgia.

Posted by: Bob, Clan McStihl at July 19, 2019 10:27 PM (gJLZZ)

81 On the Chinese AWACS - do they actually have any aircraft that are not Soviet-era licensed products or rip-offs done since the fall of the Berlin Wall?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 10:27 PM (0QYMt)

82 A Friday ONT and I just wish I could let my hair down....

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, He ain't heavy, he's my brother. at July 19, 2019 10:27 PM (a4EWo)

83 76 Sup?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 19, 2019 10:26 PM (dm05u)


Please don't make Jesus cry.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

84 Bill Murray's son is an asst. coach at Louisville. He attended several of their game last year.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 10:28 PM (PUmDY)

85 We were on the edge. I hear western WI and northern MN got hammered with wind and hail. Hope you don't have damage.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:22 PM

Yep MN here got some straight line winds. 6 trees down and some branches, most in the woods. Plenty of trees so no worries one in the yard. Wife's flowers are gone from hail. Neighbor down the road texted me and has a tree on his barn so I will be helping him at first light with that. So plans have changed I guess. God decided I need a workout tomorrow. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:28 PM (xUvz+)

86
And do not forget the wonders of the French Bulldog pups!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:25 PM (oqV6o)


Or the herding breeds!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

87 this is a known, known.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

I am really, really picky about live albums. But Grand Funk Caught in the Act is brilliant.

KISS Alive (the first one, the rest are shite)

and Thin Lizzy Live and Dangerous.

Live albums are rare now. But most of the metal bands I've seen live over the years are tight and spot on. It often comes down to the vocalist. Death Angel, Testament, Slayer, Megadeth, Helloween, Flotsam and Jetsam, etc.

What it boils down to is how a band sounds live in real time vs carefully guided studio time.

Metal bands are very tight, in my opinion.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:28 PM (aurSP)

88 > On the Chinese AWACS - do they actually have any aircraft that are not
Soviet-era licensed products or rip-offs done since the fall of the
Berlin Wall?
They're really not capable of inventing anything.

That's what you get when you murder anyone who has an original thought for, like, 3,000 years in a row.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (GDooN)

89 There were some San Diego Padres uniforms from the 70's that were uglier.

Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (I5SAg)

90 70 MH, setters are pretty sweet. I have a golden - he is a 100 pounds now but I still remember his puppy days. Real handful.
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 10:23 PM (fiC74)

The last vet we had before our move last year raised beautiful Goldens. They are a fantastic breed.

I do love the sporting group.

Our little pup now so far is the best pup I've had in 37 years. a long time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

91 I would think an average jon boat would have better radar than that Chinese plane.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (oVJmc)

92 Is it just me or should Tucker and Tulsi get it over with and fuck each other.

Don't get me wrong, I find it laughable that all these European countries are incapable of standing up to Iran and were more than willing to buy their oil. But to pretend that Iran fucking up international shipping lanes has no effect on the U.S. is equally as laughable.

Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (jY1B4)

93 Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

Perhaps I was premature in worrying about you, but I can't really enjoy posting here constrained to an iPad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:30 PM (oqV6o)

94 There were some San Diego Padres uniforms from the 70's that were uglier.
Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (I5SAg)

Anyone mention the Pirate's caps that looked like a stack of pancakes?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:31 PM (aurSP)

95 If all celebs were like Bill Murray, people would like celebs more. If you didn't know who he was you'd have zero idea he was a celeb. He was really laid back no airs about him and very nice and genuine. The last game before they moved stadiums he was out front taking tickets at the gate.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:31 PM (xUvz+)

96 On the Chinese AWACS - do they actually have any aircraft that are not

Soviet-era licensed products or rip-offs done since the fall of the

Berlin Wall?
They're really not capable of inventing anything.

That's what you get when you murder anyone who has an original thought for, like, 3,000 years in a row.

Virtually all of non-US tech is cribbed off U.S. technology, except may eurotrash. Russians are good at rocketry and radar, it seems.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:32 PM (t6MX/)

97 https://tinyurl.com/y3yr7bau

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 10:32 PM (0QYMt)

98 My first thought was that that godawful green and gold 70's Oakland uniform had to be in there as one of the bad examples.

Nope, they like it.

I guess that disqualifies me as an arbiter of fashion taste.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:32 PM (GDooN)

99 It's been said that the "Boresight" mode on a USAF AWACS radar, would be lethal to anyone on board any aircraft caught in it's beam, out to a range of about two miles or such.

At two miles, the AWACS operator may have to hold them in "lock" for thirty or forty seconds.

Quarter mile? Much shorter time.

Inverse square law is a bitch, up close.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

AWACS pilots want some kill markings on their plane!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 19, 2019 10:32 PM (JxC99)

100 There were some San Diego Padres uniforms from the 70's that were uglier.

I seem to recall those and actually went looking for them as a result of WD's link above. I couldn't find an image of them anywhere online. Strange...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:32 PM (HaL55)

101 Oh. And the number he wore? "1/8"

That's when it was all about having fun at the ball park. That little dude wasn't offended and probably made a ton of kids happy with an autograph. Hell you could get an autograph just by yelling around the dugout. Old Sox park was a lot of fun despite the I beams blocking views. How many parks had piss troughs? Could fit a lot more swinging dicks in those than separate urinals.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (K22Va)

102 Iron Maiden playing here tomorrow, very stoked.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (PUmDY)

103
Perhaps I was premature in worrying about you, but I can't really enjoy posting here constrained to an iPad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:30 PM (oqV6o)

It's limiting, to be sure, but it's so nice to lay in bed and read ipub books and mess around on Ace before I go to sleep!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

104 That's what you get when you murder anyone who has an original thought for, like, 3,000 years in a row.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (GDooN)

Or a dissident thought...

Posted by: Zombie Chairman Mao at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (oqV6o)

105 There is a video of Bill Murray ground scoring at the Fare Thee Well gd shows.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 10:34 PM (PUmDY)

106 > Russians are good at rocketry and radar, it seems.


"Ask a Russian engineer to design a pair of shoes, and you'll get something that looks like the box the shoes came in.

Ask him to design something that will kill Germans, and he turns into Thomas Fucking Edison." -- Neal Stephenson

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:35 PM (GDooN)

107 Tennis? Did someone say tennis???
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

I believe tennis is your specialty, no?

I'm pretty good at ping pong, for an old white guy.

Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:35 PM (kLxSO)

108 There were some San Diego Padres uniforms from the 70's that were uglier.
Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (I5SAg)

Anyone mention the Pirate's caps that looked like a stack of pancakes?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:31 PM (aurSP)


When the Diamond Backs started they had Purple and Teal uniforms. Purple and Teal?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 10:35 PM (aS1PU)

109 Grilled cheese sammiches, and hot rum. The dinner of Champions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 10:36 PM (abNpZ)

110 Iron Maiden playing here tomorrow, very stoked.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (PUmDY)

Cool.

Maiden was the first show I ever saw. Phoenix, 1987. it was a trip.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:37 PM (aurSP)

111
I believe tennis is your specialty, no?

I'm pretty good at ping pong, for an old white guy.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:35 PM (kLxSO)


I'm not very good at ping pong!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

112 I do love the sporting group.


I wish we had the money and space for a couple of puppehdawgs. B'Gal could use the company and I'd love a black lab. This place is just too small and vet bills are too big.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:37 PM (HaL55)

113 We've had good experiences with Chewy.com. Plus, they have just about anything you could need for pets.

Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2019 10:37 PM (4HMW8)

114
That silly face aging app is apparently a Russian Pee Whore plot. Schumer is on it.

Seriously, it's a Russian app -- and the terms of service give them complete control over the pictures you have to upload to be aged. And the upload goes to Rooskie servers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2019 10:37 PM (NMAzL)

115 Purple and Teal?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 10:35 PM (aS1PU)

Keye and Peele>> Purple and Teal

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:38 PM (aurSP)

116 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 10:36 PM (abNpZ)

"Hot" rum when we're dying from AGW down here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgarao at July 19, 2019 10:38 PM (oqV6o)

117 I keep checking the radar, Green Bay area about to get walloped.
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2019 10:03 PM (jY3BZ)

Weather has worsened here. Light rain has become a steady driving rain, wind out of the north, and there's a rumble of distant thunder. Lights flickered a little, and they need to be on, too. Pretty dark out, for 8:30.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 10:38 PM (abNpZ)

118 What about Big Tennis?
Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:11 PM (kLxSO)

Tennis? Did someone say tennis???
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison


It's a racket!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 19, 2019 10:38 PM (S6Pax)

119 Make
Austin
Great
Again

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 10:38 PM (RBOtF)

120 > Seriously, it's a Russian app -- and the terms of service give them
complete control over the pictures you have to upload to be aged.
So, just like Facebook, except Russian-controlled rather than Chinese-controlled?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:39 PM (GDooN)

121 Before y'all start dissing that Chinese AWACS capabilities based on that article.

How much you wanna bet it's a mis-translation of one kind or another?

Do I think it'd have the range or capability of any American AWACS? Or even the Euro one atop their Airbus contraption?

Hardly.

But it's likely about as good as whatever Clinton sold to 'em back in the '80s.

So, rather than underrate and laugh at it.

What's say we just do plausible deniability, and F-22 it from maximum range?

The '22 doesn't have to emit, it just hands the missile off with the up-to-the-second update from the Satellite Downlink, and the missile goes a huntin' until it calculates "proximity".

The it's internal radar goes active, at which time the Chinese have time *maybe* to drop their chopsticks.

*dreams beautiful dreams*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2019 10:39 PM (QzJWU)

122
It's a racket!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 19, 2019 10:38 PM (S6Pax)

It sure is!


That makes me think-- it's time to treat myself to a new racquet!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

123 pretty sure all of us at casa del hugo dodged the big one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

124 96
On the Chinese AWACS - do they actually have any aircraft that are not


Soviet-era licensed products or rip-offs done since the fall of the


Berlin Wall?
They're really not capable of inventing anything.

That's what you get when you murder anyone who has an original thought for, like, 3,000 years in a row.

Virtually
all of non-US tech is cribbed off U.S. technology, except may
eurotrash. Russians are good at rocketry and radar, it seems.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:32 PM (t6MX/

I just wonder at times because there are a lot of articles out there treating each Chinese announcement at face value, and being on my second trip towards 29 I recall how Soviet equipment was treated as being as good or better than Western European or American equipment. And I remember when that bubble was popped.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 10:41 PM (0QYMt)

125 79
I've had an iPad for years( this is my second one), but still view it as a toy, and not really built for serious work or complex commenting!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 19, 2019 10:23 PM (oqV6o)


Still getting acquainted with mine. It's slick but a few more features would make it a lot more functional.

Posted by: Bob, Clan McStihl at July 19, 2019 10:41 PM (gJLZZ)

126 New meaning of Golden Showers.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 10:42 PM (RBOtF)

127 There were some San Diego Padres uniforms from the 70's that were uglier.


Posted by: JAS at July 19, 2019 10:29 PM (I5SAg)



Those brown and yellow ones? Yeah, ugly. So were the Astros ones that were the yellow, red and orange stripes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 10:43 PM (AvRwG)

128 Tennis? Did someone say tennis???
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

Ten-inch. Big ten-inch:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=UJ106z99ZSA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 10:43 PM (abNpZ)

129 Two days late, but I'm still tingling about it. If you are a 'ron or 'ette, and like Godsmack, check them out live.

Holy crap, one of the best live shows I've ever seen.

Posted by: Oedipus at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (N4r5a)

130 I've seen a theory going around that that weird deal where Trump supposedly "called off" the attack on Iran at the last minute might've actually been a feint to get the Iranians to light up all their air defense radars, locations of same being filed for future reference.

Thoughts?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (GDooN)

131 That makes me think-- it's time to treat myself to a new racquet!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

Wait, that's how it's spelled? Racquet?

Why isn't it pronounced rac-Kay?

Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (kLxSO)

132 pretty sure all of us at casa del hugo dodged the big one.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:41 PM

Good to hear! Anyone heard from Muadib ?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (xUvz+)

133 Posted by: Oedipus at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (N4r5a)

My oldest daughters favorite band.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2019 10:45 PM (dUJdY)

134
Ten-inch. Big ten-inch:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=UJ106z99ZSA
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 10:43 PM (abNpZ)


I LOVE that song!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

135 123
pretty sure all of us at casa del hugo dodged the big one.

Good to hear. I have a buddy west of Appleton on the Wolf in a trailer for the summer. He has had to go down in the sewer vault a time or two. You guys get some blows.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:45 PM (K22Va)

136 123 pretty sure all of us at casa del hugo dodged the big one.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

Good for you folks.

Hopefully Madison will be wiped out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

137 Thin Lizzy Live and Dangerous is by far the best live album ever made. Back to lurking.

Posted by: charles w at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (U6TH0)

138 > Ten-inch. Big ten-inch:


A classic. Aerosmith did a decent cover of it back in the 70's.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (GDooN)

139 110: this show has Dickinson fencing with Eddie. Lol!!!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (PUmDY)

140 "Racquet" is just some Frog faggotry... In most Commonwealth nations, it's spelt "racket"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (wgV7k)

141 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (GDooN)

Come on, he's not smart enough to do something so devious...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgarao at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (oqV6o)

142 Good to hear! Anyone heard from Muadib ?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (xUvz+)


Last I heard, power is out but no significant damage (posting from phone). He was worried about the music festival a few miles off.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (t+qrx)

143 Russia - It is Mississippi with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (0QYMt)

144 I recall how Soviet equipment was treated as being
as good or better than Western European or American equipment. And I
remember when that bubble was popped.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 10:41 PM (0QYMt)

For a time, yes. Then the collapse, and they were lagging. Nowadays, they seem to have stepped up their game, especially in AA, but a lot of their designs look like they were poured out of U.S. tech cake molds.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:47 PM (t6MX/)

145
Wait, that's how it's spelled? Racquet?

Why isn't it pronounced rac-Kay?
Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (kLxSO)


"Racket" is standard. I always revert to "racquet," having belonged to the Swim and Racquet Club as a kid.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

146
Good to hear! Anyone heard from Muadib ?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (xUvz+)

His area got hit, I have an email into him.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:48 PM (aA3+G)

147 ast I heard, power is out but no significant damage (posting from phone). He was worried about the music festival a few miles off.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM

Good to hear. The funny part here is that we always lose power and internet in GOOD weather, tonight, trees flying etc. and other than a few quick outages all is good. WTF?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:48 PM (xUvz+)

148
I'm stuffed. My mother went down to Ridge Spring with one of her friends and bought back some jars of Clyde Cone's hash.

In SC, BBQ is like cocaine, but hash is like crack. I have to be careful, lest I bust my gut. If it did burst wide open, I think I'd keep eating it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2019 10:48 PM (NMAzL)

149 I lived in Austin for 2 years, 89-91. Beautiful place back then. The dims and hippies voting for them have turned it into a mess. Thanks to increased property taxes and stupid liberal edicts such as you can camp anywhere but city hall, the liberal locusts have been seeping out into the surrounding areas.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 19, 2019 10:49 PM (Xuwgw)

150 *koff*

Posted by: mary jo kopechne at July 19, 2019 10:49 PM (ykYG2)

151 is Anachondra doing okay?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 10:49 PM (ykYG2)

152 49 This place is nothing but a "Cracker Barrel"

Posted by: Milton Bostock at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (ufk17)

Now I want Country Fried Steak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 10:49 PM (Q/az8)

153 130
I've seen a theory going around that that weird deal where Trump
supposedly "called off" the attack on Iran at the last minute might've
actually been a feint to get the Iranians to light up all their air
defense radars, locations of same being filed for future reference.

Thoughts?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (GDooN)

If some schlubs - no slight to you, good sir - thought it, you can bet Trump and our military has thought it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:49 PM (t6MX/)

154 130
I've seen a theory going around that that weird deal where Trump
supposedly "called off" the attack on Iran at the last minute might've
actually been a feint to get the Iranians to light up all their air
defense radars, locations of same being filed for future reference.

Thoughts? posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:44 PM (GDooN)

I read that - it sounded very plausible. It sure looks to me that there is a whole lot of game playing going on, on both the US and the Iranian side, which is a big part of why I'm so leery of military action. I suspect that for everything we read about in news reports, a half dozen or more other things have happened that we're not allowed to know about, on both sides.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:50 PM (KS7KL)

155 and vet bills are too big.




Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:37 PM (HaL55)

True dat. I have spent nearly $1k on vet bills this month. First my two senior beagles needed their annual checkups with bloodwork and urinanalysis, and tests came back on one of them that might indicated Cushing's. So back he went on Tuesday for more blood and urine tests.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 10:50 PM (iqKGi)

156 My oldest daughters favorite band.

Posted by: Jewells45

Well, let her know about the live show, and if she can make it to one, man...
It was middle of the week, so I was kinda'...."I could bow out of this if I wanted to, and I kinda' want to..."

So glad I didn't.

BTW...looked at my CC statement...19 beers. Holding to AoSHQ standards. Even sober, tho, was the most bad-ass concert I've been to in a long time.

They've been together for 24 years, they have the live show down.

Posted by: Oedipus at July 19, 2019 10:51 PM (N4r5a)

157 152 49 This place is nothing but a "Cracker Barrel"

Posted by: Milton Bostock at July 19, 2019 10:16 PM (ufk17)

Now I want Country Fried Steak.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 10:49 PM (Q/az8


And hashbrown casserole

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

158 This got willowed in an earlier thread, but check out this tweet from the New York Times. They are much more impressed by the diversity of the early Soviet space program than the white-men-only American one.

http://www.transterrestrial.com/2019/07/19/the-gray-lady/

They just have to ignore the fact that the Soviet flights were pure propaganda stunts, and the "diverse" cosmonauts were merely passengers.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

159 Well I am off all. Thanks for the good wishes. Next time I have a green sky I will post it, I just assumed it was normal all over. Apparently not. Off to bed, need to help a neighbor get a tree off his barn and cut some that fell here as well. Could have been way worse. Night Horde!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:52 PM (xUvz+)

160
Miley likes Cracker Barrel turnip greens better than any she's ever tasted. She's trying to figure out the recipe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2019 10:52 PM (NMAzL)

161 I suspect that for everything we read about in news
reports, a half dozen or more other things have happened that we're not
allowed to know about, on both sides.


Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:50 PM (KS7KL)

I think the biggest thing we don't hear about are the widespread protests calling for the Ayatollah to step down. It really seems like Iran is trying to create an existential crisis to rally the population around the ruling class.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (t6MX/)

162 Thin Lizzy Live and Dangerous is by far the best live album ever made. Back to lurking.
Posted by: charles w at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (U6TH0)

*high fives lurky guy*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (aurSP)

163
And hashbrown casserole
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:51 PM (aA3+G)


Country fried steak and Cracker Barrel hash brown casserole. I could cry with hunger right now.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

164 For Uncle Palp - wherever he may be:
https://tinyurl.com/yywts25o

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (0QYMt)

165 nite minnfidel. have fun tomorrow.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (KP5rU)

166 True dat. I have spent nearly $1k on vet bills this month. First my two
senior beagles needed their annual checkups with bloodwork and
urinanalysis, and tests came back on one of them that might indicated
Cushing's. So back he went on Tuesday for more blood and urine tests.


I dated a girl once who had a Schnauzer (which, curiously, I never saw schnauz. Not once.) and every trip to the vet for him was over $200. This was 20 years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

167 Racket" is standard. I always revert to "racquet," having belonged to the Swim and Racquet Club as a kid.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

I once asked a guy from Quebec what was the French word for "Rendezvous".

He seemed puzzled.

Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (kLxSO)

168 testes, testes, one, 2, III....

Posted by: Forger at July 19, 2019 10:54 PM (/5fwJ)

169 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3cxr3jp

https://tinyurl.com/y5lc54aw

https://tinyurl.com/y3fbq4p5

https://tinyurl.com/yxs9ps4r

https://tinyurl.com/y6q569qb

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

170 He seemed puzzled.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (kLxSO)


Lol!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

171
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:28 PM (xUvz+)

Glad your home skated.
You're a good neighbor to help with tree removal.

Be careful tomorrow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

172 This is a fun tidbit, probably regarding Ilhan Omar's bro, from my second favorite Ace.

https://blindgossip.com/the-london-brother-twist/

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (5dqAY)

173 I always used "racquet" for the tennis meaning of the word. Do people actually spell it "racket"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (NMAzL)

174 Totally OT but has Calm Mentor checked in recently?

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (fiC74)

175 They've been together for 24 years, they have the live show down.



Posted by: Oedipus at July 19, 2019 10:51 PM (N4r5a)

I didn't know they had been together that long. Hubs son are fans.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (iqKGi)

176 best live album, uriah heep.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

177 Hubs AND son. Stupid ampersands.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (iqKGi)

178 159 Well I am off all. Thanks for the good wishes. Next time I have a green sky I will post it, I just assumed it was normal all over. Apparently not.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2019 10:52 PM (xUvz+)


No, living on the East Coast, I've never seen it myself, but I have certainly heard of it being associated with tornadoes.

Have a good night!

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (sdi6R)

179 I dated a girl once who had a Schnauzer (which, curiously, I never saw schnauz. Not once.) and every trip to the vet for him was over $200. This was 20 years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

You'd better not use it there, ma'am. It'll sting like Hell.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (abNpZ)

180
I've been meaning to get into the racquet racket.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2019 10:56 PM (NMAzL)

181 Nice thing about checking in late: No need to rush to the comments to see if I got first top ten top one hundred any number worth noting.

So, I got to leisurely peruse (as perusal should be) the Weird Dave offerings du nuit.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 19, 2019 10:56 PM (+npba)

182 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4nvurv7

https://tinyurl.com/y4r6y7gs

https://tinyurl.com/y2wdn4b4

https://tinyurl.com/y2vr86wf

https://tinyurl.com/yx8fujju

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2019 10:56 PM (qAR6u)

183 Country fried steak and Cracker Barrel hash brown casserole. I could cry with hunger right now.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

Their corn casserole is pretty decent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 10:56 PM (Q/az8)

184 130 I've seen a theory going around that that weird deal where Trump supposedly "called off" the attack on Iran at the last minute might've actually been a feint to get the Iranians to light up all their air defense radars, locations of same being filed for future reference.

A few people were talking about this last night.

Posted by: .Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2019 10:56 PM (a4EWo)

185 I'm going to assume that range on the Chinese AWACS is a typo. Physics days it has to be.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 19, 2019 10:57 PM (IcYjY)

186 They just have to ignore the fact that the Soviet flights were pure
propaganda stunts, and the "diverse" cosmonauts were merely passengers.

They beat us with a fvcking monkey. How many of their guys died trying? I think more than was reported. As a kid those were very exciting times.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:57 PM (K22Va)

187 162 Thin Lizzy Live and Dangerous is by far the best live album ever made. Back to lurking.
Posted by: charles w at July 19, 2019 10:46 PM (U6TH0)

*high fives lurky guy*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (aurSP)

It is a very fine LP.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

188 174
Totally OT but has Calm Mentor checked in recently?

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (fiC74)

I don't think so. Mark Andrew Edwards listed a few people today that he missed, and CM was one of them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 10:57 PM (iqKGi)

189 Just read the entire Ted Kennedy's car drove itself off a bridge thread, and nobody discussed the truly outrageous part of the story, so I will here: Consider Kennedy's crimes DUI, (OK couldn't prove that one because...) Hit and run involving a fatality, and failure to stop and render aid. In Texas that would buy you 15 years hard time in state prison, and a felony conviction.


For Kennedy in the Peoples Paradise of Massholia: Judge Boyle sentenced him to two months suspended.- no fine, no suspended driver's license (which I understand he didn't even have anyway) - zilch, nada, zip beeb, skip out of jail free as a bird, for leaving a terrified girl to slowly suffocate to death, desperately hoping for help that never came, while she clawed at the windows of the Oldsmobile with her fingernails.



What Ted Kennedy did was despicable, there is no word in the English language appropriate to describe the actions of that Masshole judge

Posted by: An Observation at July 19, 2019 10:58 PM (UWEFf)

190 Also Chewy does that kind of thing all the time. They are showing how to earn total loyalty in the pet market.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 19, 2019 10:58 PM (gDBF4)

191 Rock and Roll Animal is excellent.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

192 Jewell, also...maybe not a great selling point for those "with a daughter" (I have one myself), but I figured since they were from Mass they'd be super-woke, but was a funny bit where Sully (lead singer) urged guys to put girls up on their shoulders for the next song since there "was a better chance of the boobies coming out"...but then went onto the "not a fan of the hashtag-me-too-movement" riff, then segued into the "when I was growing up the HASHTAG was known as the POUND sign....<segue> POUNDMETOO".
Super funny and..for the record, didn't see any boobies (sad face).

But yeah. One of the Best. Concerts. Evar.

Posted by: Oedipus at July 19, 2019 10:59 PM (N4r5a)

193 I keep mentioning that I haven't seen Margarita de Ville in a while, and nobody has replied to my comments. Does anyone know her in real life?

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

194 I once asked a guy from Quebec what was the French word for "Rendezvous".

He seemed puzzled.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 19, 2019 10:53 PM (kLxSO)


I read that in a Steven Wright voice.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 11:00 PM (aS1PU)

195 best live album, uriah heep.


I'm rather fond of Eric Clapton's Unplugged as my favorite live album. Todd Rundgren's Utopia Another Live is very well recorded and then there's the classic, legendary Allman Brothers' Live at the Fillmore. There's way too many good live albums out there to even try to narrow it down for me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:00 PM (HaL55)

196 What Ted Kennedy did was despicable, there is no word in the English language appropriate to describe the actions of that Masshole judge
Posted by: An Observation

He delivered Just Us in a Socialist Paradise.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 19, 2019 11:01 PM (mOcZx)

197 I am growing to hate Bing news. The photo of Buzz Aldrin gesturing at Trump is accompanied by 'Aldrin Disappointed' (in the story: -the pace and direction of space exploration for the last 10 years.)

GFY Bing. Need to find a new homepage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:01 PM (Q/az8)

198 > Thin Lizzy Live and Dangerous is by far the best live album ever made. Back to lurking.
That's a good one, definitely, but I'm gonna go with Judas Priest's Unleashed in the East. And nope, I don't care if some of it was overdubbed in the studio.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:01 PM (GDooN)

199 I'm looking at the baseball picture thinking "what is wrong with that? Baseball uniforms are supposed to look like that"

Then realized I grew up in Baltimore in the 70s...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 19, 2019 11:02 PM (gDBF4)

200 What Ted Kennedy did was despicable, there is no word in the English
language appropriate to describe the actions of that Masshole judge

That fvcker didn't get what he deserved in this life.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:02 PM (K22Va)

201 I am taking this opportunity to watch 'Chappaquiddick' tonight. It is already painting the Lion Of The Senate as a piece of whale poop more interested in planning parties with girls than with handling his Senatorial duties.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2)

202 How many parks had piss troughs? Could fit a lot more swinging dicks in those than separate urinals.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (K22Va)


The only stadium I visited (for an all-day rock concert) that had piss troughs was JFK Stadium in Philthadelphia.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2019 11:02 PM (Y8PSl)

203 Judas Priest also had a really good live album, far more raw and organic than their rather dry and sterile album recordings (limited budgets and shitty studios): Unleashed in the East. Notable are Genocide, Sinner and Victim of Changes. Very solid, and captured just how powerful old Priest was.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:03 PM (aurSP)

204 I'm going to assume that range on the Chinese AWACS is a typo. Physics days it has to be.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 19, 2019 10:57 PM (IcYjY)

Of course it's a typo. But the people responsible are probably so innumerate that they couldn't catch it.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 19, 2019 11:03 PM (abNpZ)

205 AC/DC Live at the River Platte

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 11:03 PM (Cssks)

206 Those who like the Big Ten Inch song may want to explore the subgenre further:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_blues

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:04 PM (GDooN)

207 189: true in all respects. but, the song remains the same. where was the "media" then? motherfuckers are as guilty as if they drove that fucking car off the bridge themselves. they covered for that sadistic fuck until he died. fuck them. and, fuck every kennedy ever spawned. i have more respect for the mafia.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 11:04 PM (KP5rU)

208 I'll never forget watching the Moon landing live on TV over at a girl's house, Virginia, walking outside to go home, looking up at the moon and thinking, "Wow, I never thought we'd get up there in my lifetime, but we did it."


Good times, good times...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:04 PM (HaL55)

209 You know the thing that is sad about the 'Country with the highest number of Porn Stars'?

Flip that and ask for the countries who have the highest number of women who (have to) prostitute themselves out.

Kind of changes the dynamic, eh? I am betting the numbers would change pretty wildly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:04 PM (Q/az8)

210 202 How many parks had piss troughs? Could fit a lot more swinging dicks in those than separate urinals.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (K22Va)

The only stadium I visited (for an all-day rock concert) that had piss troughs was JFK Stadium in Philthadelphia.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2019 11:02 PM (Y8PSl)


Connie Mack Stadium had them. I went to a few games there in 1969 and 1970. I had never seen that before and found it disquieting.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 11:05 PM (sdi6R)

211 off, sock

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:06 PM (abNpZ)

212 update: Dad went on dialysis today, to see if his kidneys can reset (he'd gone into renal failure).

we'll know, at the latest, early next week if this w*rks.

if not, you get one guess what my prayer request for him will be next week.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 11:06 PM (SL3Nf)

213 And nope, I don't care if some of it was overdubbed in the studio.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:01 PM (GDooN)

Well, sit, so was Kiss Alive. Gene and Ace were so frustrated with Paul running around and knocking over his mic and bascially being a spaz. They kinda had to fix it post.

Ever seen the Kobo Hall show on Yoo toobz? It's basically Alive, raw and unedited. Really fun.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:06 PM (aurSP)

214 Most sec stadiums have troughs.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 11:06 PM (PUmDY)

215 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave. Pray for our protection and for our President.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:07 PM (HaL55)

216 I'm rather fond of Eric Clapton's Unplugged as my favorite live album. Todd Rundgren's Utopia Another Live is very well recorded and then there's the classic, legendary Allman Brothers' Live at the Fillmore. There's way too many good live albums out there to even try to narrow it down for me.

The Who "Live at Leeds".

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:07 PM (K22Va)

217 > Judas Priest also had a really good live album
Snap! See my 198.

> Notable are Genocide, Sinner and Victim of Changes.

Agree completely. Also, their version of Diamonds and Rust on that album is definitive.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:07 PM (GDooN)

218 What Ted Kennedy did was despicable, there is no word in the English language appropriate to describe the actions of that Masshole judge

He's not the only one. Kopechne's parents were devout Catholics, and it is rumored that His Eminence Cardinal Richard James Cushing, Archbishop of Boston, personally went to Kopechne's parents, to tell them to shut up and take the money that the Kennedys were offering them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 19, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

219
I see Czechs are #3 on the porn star roster, and Hungary is #4.

If you do it in terms of porn stars per population, those two would be at the top.

There's a reason for that, which I don't think I have to 'splain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (NMAzL)

220 Night BB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (Q/az8)

221 update: Dad went on dialysis today, to see if his kidneys can reset (he'd gone into renal failure).

we'll know, at the latest, early next week if this w*rks.

if not, you get one guess what my prayer request for him will be next week.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 11:06 PM (SL3Nf)

Sending prayers aloft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (aurSP)

222 Prayers up for your dad, Heartless!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (NMAzL)

223 202 How many parks had piss troughs? Could fit a lot more swinging dicks in those than separate urinals.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (K22Va)

The only stadium I visited (for an all-day rock concert) that had piss troughs was JFK Stadium in Philthadelphia.
Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2019 11:02 PM (Y8PSl)


Minnesota doesn't have urinals, just industrial grade rain troughs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

224 KISS Live Beneath the Brooklyn Bridge-- is that what u r discussing?

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (Cssks)

225 Kansas, Two For The Show Was pretty good. Lurk mode on.

Posted by: charles w at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (U6TH0)

226 Better than Alive?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 11:10 PM (PUmDY)

227 98 My first thought was that that godawful green and gold 70's Oakland uniform had to be in there as one of the bad examples.

Nope, they like it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 10:32 PM (GDooN)

70's double-knit uniforms are like 70's double-knit leisure suits. Should only serve as a reminder of how hideous the 70s were.

They all looked like beer league softball uniforms

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

228 Connie Mack Stadium had them. I went to a few games there in 1969 and
1970. I had never seen that before and found it disquieting.

Lol, I agree but when you gotta go it beats the sink.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:10 PM (K22Va)

229 What Ted Kennedy did was despicable, there is no word in the English language appropriate to describe the actions of that Masshole judge

He's not the only one. Kopechne's parents were devout Catholics, and it is rumored that His Eminence Cardinal Richard James Cushing, Archbishop of Boston, personally went to Kopechne's parents, to tell them to shut up and take the money that the Kennedys were offering them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 19, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

Thus proving that the rot has been there for a long fucking time.

Fuck the Left.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:10 PM (aurSP)

230 I see Czechs are #3 on the porn star roster, and Hungary is #4.

If you do it in terms of porn stars per population, those two would be at the top.

There's a reason for that, which I don't think I have to 'splain.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (NMAzL)

Former communist states. Know what I'm sayin? *high five*


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:11 PM (Q/az8)

231 173 I always used "racquet" for the tennis meaning of the word. Do people actually spell it "racket"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (NMAzL)

I have always spelled it "racquet" but "racket" is considered common usage now.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

232 more interested in planning parties with girls than with handling his Senatorial duties.

Remember, when the Kennedy's brain trust gathered in Chappaquiddick to figure out how to manage this crisis, Teddy was told to fly a kite on the beach while the serious people figured out what to do. Teddy was considered to be too much of an idiot to sit in on these discussions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 19, 2019 11:11 PM (I2/tG)

233 Kansas, Two For The Show Was pretty good. Lurk mode on.

Posted by: charles w at July 19, 2019 11:08 PM (U6TH0)

Crap. I have that one on LP.

I need to play that one again. Kansas was a great live show. Saw them in Fort Collins in the late '90s.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:12 PM (aurSP)

234 Back to piss troughs: In my hazy memory, I remember a stadium/venue having piss fountains. Circular piss troughs with the 'flushing' water coming out of the top, like one of those 'chocolate fountains'. Can't remember where that was, though.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2019 11:12 PM (Y8PSl)

235
if not, you get one guess what my prayer request for him will be next week.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 11:06 PM (SL3Nf)



Prayer sent for your dad, redc.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

236 The diocese of Boston became a hellhole (and I use that term deliberately) under Richard Cushing. Cushing was the bishop who was first aware of the priest Geoghan's abuses and he did nothing.

A very evil man who should never have been allowed into the priesthood, let alone raised to Cardinal.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 11:13 PM (ykYG2)

237 Back in my concert-going days, I remember a number of times when the line to the women's room was so long that women would go into the men's room to pee. I remember the men being courteous and gentlemanly about it. I don't think any of those places had piss troughs. I dunno what the ladies would have thought about that.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 11:14 PM (sdi6R)

238 I've always spelled it racket for some kind of illicit thing, and racquet when talking about the sporting utensil.

Prolly a potato-spud kinda thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:14 PM (aurSP)

239 Totally OT but has Calm Mentor checked in recently?
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 10:55 PM (fiC74)
*************
Not that I know of. Really do hope he's ok.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 11:14 PM (RBOtF)

240 I have always spelled it "racquet" but "racket" is considered common usage now.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

Well, you and I cannot be considered "common"!
"It's" as a possessive is common usage, but it will always be WRONG.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 11:14 PM (NMAzL)

241 IIRC the book 'Senatorial Privilege' mentioned that Teddy K. sucked down at least one Bloody Mary before meeting up with the DA the following morning, after making over twenty phone calls from his hotel room after the accident. A lot of invective has been hurled at him today, none better that Insomniac's in an earlier thread. I think Andrew Breitbart also roasted him pretty thoroughly at the time of death.

Posted by: .Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2019 11:15 PM (a4EWo)

242 nobody in the media ever called teddy out for his murderous, predatory ways. fuck them. they are as guilty as that fat, greasy, fuck. but, democrat from mass. how do those fucks sleep at night? never mind, i know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

243 234 Back to piss troughs: In my hazy memory, I remember a stadium/venue having piss fountains. Circular piss troughs with the 'flushing' water coming out of the top, like one of those 'chocolate fountains'. Can't remember where that was, though.
Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2019 11:12 PM (Y8PSl)

I have seen several hand sinks designed exactly like that. I wondered why they were designed so low (and these are actually meant to be used for hand wash stations.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:15 PM (Q/az8)

244 Pornstars article: I was all like "How is Japan not on the list?"

So I click to the "quora" article and see that the list is based on ONE GUY'S personal database, and he says straight up that he doesn't like "East Asian" pr0n.

So, lying clickbait lies, as usual. If it keeps this up, clickbait will only be as honest and reliable as the NYT.

Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2019 11:15 PM (P1f+c)

245
"It's" as a possessive is common usage, but it will always be WRONG.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 11:14 PM (NMAzL)



One of the many reasons I love you {{{Miley!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

246 I have seen several hand sinks designed exactly like that. I wondered why they were designed so low (and these are actually meant to be used for hand wash stations.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:15 PM (Q/az

Maybe to make accessible to children and the wheelchair-bound?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:17 PM (abNpZ)

247 234
Back to piss troughs: In my hazy memory, I remember a stadium/venue
having piss fountains. Circular piss troughs with the 'flushing' water
coming out of the top, like one of those 'chocolate fountains'. Can't
remember where that was, though.

We had those too. Those weren't drinking fountains?

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (K22Va)

248 Buenos Noches Amigos!

And a Bony Nose to you too !

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (arJlL)

249 It's probably already been mentioned here, but Trump's campaign merchandise store is now selling Trump-branded plastic straws.

LOLGF, hippies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (GDooN)

250 I remember a stadium/venue having piss fountains.
Posted by: RickZ


That was a hotel in Russia.

Posted by: C. Steele at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (P1f+c)

251 Being a sprightly 29, I saw Godsmack near the turn of the century at Ozzfest in '99. The entire fest was great. Black Sabbath, Slayer, Primus, Rob Zombie. Slipknot on 2nd stage.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (1RuYX)

252 WTF? Bernie Sanders campaign workers are unionized? Well, good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (xSo9G)

253 Fuck the Left.

Not the Left, necessarily - the former wife of Joe Kennedy II was furious after the Archdiocese of Boston granted him an annulment, concluding that he wasn't mature enough to understand the sacrament of marriage (this, after they had had two kids).

She wrote a book demonstrating that basically, you could always get an annulment from the Archdiocese of Boston if you were rich and powerful enough.

After ten years, the Vatican undid the annulment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 19, 2019 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

254 Ok, so if a green sky means a tornado, does a brown sky mean a shitstorm ?

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:19 PM (arJlL)

255 249 It's probably already been mentioned here, but Trump's campaign merchandise store is now selling Trump-branded plastic straws.

LOLGF, hippies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (GDooN)


It's hysterical. I'm going to have to order some!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

256 Pornstars article: I was all like "How is Japan not on the list?"

So I click to the "quora" article and see that the list is based on ONE GUY'S personal database, and he says straight up that he doesn't like "East Asian" pr0n.

So, lying clickbait lies, as usual. If it keeps this up, clickbait will only be as honest and reliable as the NYT.

Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2019 11:15 PM (P1f+c)
---
we should crowd source this research through the Horde, and let MisHum collate the data.

what say all y'all?

sure as hello i could use the diversion

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 11:19 PM (SL3Nf)

257 Being a sprightly 29, I saw Godsmack near the turn of the century at Ozzfest in '99. The entire fest was great. Black Sabbath, Slayer, Primus, Rob Zombie. Slipknot on 2nd stage.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (1RuYX)
---
Primus sucks.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 11:20 PM (SL3Nf)

258 Pug Mahon,Saw them with the Rolling Stones At CU Stadium. They blew them off the stage.

Posted by: charles w at July 19, 2019 11:21 PM (U6TH0)

259 Piss troughs:

Some of the biergartens in Germany had what amounted to a tile wall with a trickle channel at the base that ran out of the building. So there would be a line of men whizzing against the wall, and a steady stream of urine just past the toe of your shoe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:21 PM (aurSP)

260 Ok, so if a green sky means a tornado, does a brown sky mean a shitstorm ?
Posted by: JT

You have to check the shit barometer. It measures the shit pressure in the air.

Posted by: Lahey at July 19, 2019 11:22 PM (mOcZx)

261 Oh, Piss Boy!

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 11:22 PM (Cssks)

262 Some of the biergartens in Germany had what amounted to a tile wall
with a trickle channel at the base that ran out of the building. So
there would be a line of men whizzing against the wall, and a steady
stream of urine just past the toe of your shoe.

Cold as shit in the winter but they didn't stink.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:22 PM (K22Va)

263 It's hysterical. I'm going to have to order some!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

Are they yuge and luxurious?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 11:23 PM (NMAzL)

264 lolTed: "we got a problem"

yeah, i'd say you do

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

265 WTF? Bernie Sanders campaign workers are unionized? Well, good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 11:18 PM (xSo9G)

Amalgamated Brotherhood of Layabouts, Misfits, and Parasites?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:23 PM (abNpZ)

266 that they're all watching Apollo 11 when this soggy bastard is raising the warning is just icing on the cake

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 11:24 PM (ykYG2)

267 stream of urine just past the toe of your shoe.

Cold as shit in the winter but they didn't stink.
Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:22 PM (K22Va)

Well yeah, it all went downhill. Zey are Germans, after all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:24 PM (aurSP)

268 Are they yuge and luxurious?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 11:23 PM (NMAzL)

They must be!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

269 Ah'm feelin real tarred, folks, so I'll call it a night.
Publius is a peach. Gotta be said.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 11:24 PM (NMAzL)

270 Maybe to make accessible to children and the wheelchair-bound?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:17 PM (abNpZ)

These were in factories though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:24 PM (Q/az8)

271 So I guess piss bush has been a thing since forever.

Posted by: monkey at July 19, 2019 11:25 PM (L+9ot)

272 Jackie Hernandez is safe by the way, WD! Is that pic of the 1971 WS when the Pittsburgh Pirates beat the Baltimore Orioles? Clemente won WS MVP that year.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at July 19, 2019 11:25 PM (Qt2ya)

273 Maybe to make accessible to children and the wheelchair-bound?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:17 PM (abNpZ)


It makes sense though. The design works, even if it is a modified one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:25 PM (Q/az8)

274 Well, I'm no racquet surgeon, but I use 'racket' to indicate bothersome noise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 11:26 PM (CDGwz)

275 The beginning of The Godfather:

Bonasera: I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a "boy friend," not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took her for a drive, with another boy friend. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again.

[He breaks down at this point, and the Don gestures to his son to get him a drink]

Bonasera: Sorry...

[He regains his composure and carries on]

Bonasera: I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Corleone."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 11:26 PM (LxTcq)

276 'Nite, Miley!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

277 The Libs are having a meltdown because Buzz Aldrin met with POTUS, tweeted a picture of it along with a nice message adding Keep America Great in Space to the tweet.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 11:26 PM (RBOtF)

278 274 Well, I'm no racquet surgeon, but I use 'racket' to indicate bothersome noise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 11:26 PM (CDGwz)


I do too.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

279 Evening horde. CC 'n pepsi. Ahh, the still fresh weekend smell, tis beautiful

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 19, 2019 11:27 PM (Yi5wO)

280 loive LPs?

Bless its pointed little head: JA

all of Rory Gallagher's live LPs

On your feet or on your knees BOC

Howlin at the Halloween Moon The Del Lords

all of Ten Years After's live LPs

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 11:27 PM (SL3Nf)

281 The best arrangement for peeing at a group venue that I have ever seen is at the University of Delaware's stadium. The walls on 3 sides of the back part of the men's room are covered in marble to a height of about 5'. Water continuously flows down the wall into a drain that runs along the bottom of the marble. As many men as can fit in the space can relieve themselves at once, although in practice everyone gets some elbow room, of course.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2019 11:27 PM (iGjYP)

282 sure as hello i could use the diversion
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2019 11:19 PM (SL3Nf)

Hmmm.

*steeples fingers*

Too bad I am at work and cannot post actual links and am on a work laptop computer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:28 PM (Q/az8)

283 Maybe to make accessible to children and the wheelchair-bound?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

These were in factories though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


So, for the same reason as braille on drive-up ATMs?

Not that the drive-up ones need Braille, but that they only manufacture one kind of keyboard, so they all get Braille?

My grade school had one of those communal fountain-sinks. You used a big ring-shaped foot pedal around it to make it run; no touching anything with your hands.

Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2019 11:29 PM (P1f+c)

284 Libs are inundated with faggot rot.

Posted by: monkey at July 19, 2019 11:29 PM (L+9ot)

285 #pisstrof

Many moons ago, in a continent far far away

Reset

#starwarzsuckmoosecock

One time, in cold war camp!
We went to Octoberfest and the beer troughs were twenty feet long and double sided.

There's a bewbtube of some dumbased yankque attempting to wash his drunk assed hands in the piss-trough.

Even my drunk assed buck sergeant 1986 self would've pointed and laughed.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 19, 2019 11:30 PM (VcFUs)

286 It is very odd that Sanders' staffers are unionized and bitching. His staff support appears very shallow.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 11:30 PM (PUmDY)

287 Man at urinal #19: [stares at wall]

Man at urinal #2: *ahem* [walks over to #18] I hate Trump.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 11:30 PM (LxTcq)

288 all of Ten Years After's live LPs

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Going Home, by helicopter.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:30 PM (K22Va)

289 My grade school had one of those communal fountain-sinks. You used a big ring-shaped foot pedal around it to make it run; no touching anything with your hands.
Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2019 11:29 PM (P1f+c)

I think university is where i saw my first one of those. Buildings at high school were too old, mostly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:31 PM (abNpZ)

290

What about the vomitoriums?

Posted by: Gaius Maximus at July 19, 2019 11:31 PM (aKsyK)

291 The only piss troughs I have seen were in a strip club in Tijuana and a Shell Station in Louisiana.

Honestly, I think the strip club in Tijuana's was cleaner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 19, 2019 11:32 PM (Q/az8)

292 oh fuck, they're showing MJK's air pocket

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)

293 257. And suck they did. Very Primusly.

Better than pisstroughs are the convenient private pint-sized troughs at the PG Equestrian Center during, say, a White Zombie show. Reduce, reuse, recycle this, bitches. Burrrrp!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 19, 2019 11:32 PM (1RuYX)

294 J Geils Blow Your Face Out is also a very great one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 11:33 PM (PUmDY)

295 What about the vomitoriums?
Posted by: Gaius Maximus
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I use the dinning room, because carpeted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at July 19, 2019 11:34 PM (CDGwz)

296 One of my very favorite memories:

Attending a very high-muckety muck get together during presidential campaign wherein Teddy promised to 'end the war' in Viet Nam. Came one of those conversation lulls when everybody stops talking at once and all is suddenly quiet. From distant corner comes the raspy voice of one of my all time favorite 'Grand Dames':

"Shit! Sonofabitch can't drive a whore across a bridge how's he gonna' bring an army across an ocean?"

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at July 19, 2019 11:35 PM (iYQng)

297 I was too young to remember 71 puddeglum, but I was AT game 7 in 79 when the Os completed a stunning and magnificent collapse against a bunch of Yinzers they'd had down 3 games to 1 just a few days earlier. To this day I can't stand Sly and the Family Stone or anything in a kepi.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2019 11:36 PM (iGjYP)

298 What about the vomitoriums?

Posted by: Gaius Maximus


there's one at the Hof Brau Haus in Munich.

looks like a hugemongous toilet bowl with a step ring to water down you brat loaded beer barf.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 19, 2019 11:37 PM (VcFUs)

299 oh fuck, they're showing MJK's air pocket
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)

It does not diminish RFK's culpability, but the poor girl must have panicked. She should have been able to open a door, or roll down a window, and escape. One the air bubble was small enough, neither action would reduce it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:38 PM (abNpZ)

300 202 How many parks had piss troughs? Could fit a lot more swinging dicks in those than separate urinals.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:33 PM (K22Va)

The only stadium I visited (for an all-day rock concert) that had piss troughs was JFK Stadium in Philthadelphia.
Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2019 11:02 PM (Y8PSl)

Kingdome in Seattle. RIP.

Only town with a DH in Hall of Fame. Is that good?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 19, 2019 11:38 PM (LGo6U)

301 Mountain's first live album was very good. It had 'Nantucket Sleighride' as the entire side B. An excellent version of that song. The second Mountain live album, a double one, sucked.

Grand Funk's 'Live Album', from 1970 and another double one, is awesome.

But I still vote for YesSongs as the best live album, and it's a triple.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2019 11:39 PM (Y8PSl)

302 Piss troughs:



Some of the biergartens in Germany had what amounted to a tile
wall with a trickle channel at the base that ran out of the building.
So there would be a line of men whizzing against the wall, and a
steady stream of urine just past the toe of your shoe.



Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 19, 2019 11:21 PM (aurSP)

In one of the fancier bathrooms of a cruise ship I was on had a long granite wall with water running down it. I looked around for the frigging urinals, and a dude that walked in had seen me looking around. It was a metal cruise, so half baked he says "bro, you pee on the wall". I said yeah I was wondering about that, at first I thought it was art, or some decoration. He says, fuck it, I would have peed on it anyway.
Yeah this is why I don't do "family" cruises. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2019 11:40 PM (9Om/r)

303 "Shit! Sonofabitch can't drive a whore across a bridge how's he gonna' bring an army across an ocean?"

Posted by: Lurking Cynic


you, sir are responsible for my alcohol abuse. i now need a more beer and a windex screen cleaning

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 19, 2019 11:41 PM (VcFUs)

304

Carroll O'Connor TV ad Ted Kennedy for president 1980

https://youtu.be/BT597JaE6Mo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2019 11:41 PM (aKsyK)

305 Best album cover. "The Weasels Ripped My Flesh"

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:41 PM (K22Va)

306 The Golden Gate on Rte 12 outside the sub base in Groton has a piss trough. People throw dollar bills in it because they'll be gone when they come back, and it's funny to think of someone walking around with a dollar that they fished out of the piss trough. Eventually, they realize that they're getting them back in change.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 11:43 PM (t+qrx)

307 How many parks had piss troughs? Could fit a lot more swinging dicks in those than separate urinals.

Only went there two or three times but I think Candlestick did.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 19, 2019 11:44 PM (qc+VF)

308 297
I was too young to remember 71 puddeglum, but I was AT game 7 in 79 when
the Os completed a stunning and magnificent collapse against a bunch of
Yinzers they'd had down 3 games to 1 just a few days earlier. To this
day I can't stand Sly and the Family Stone or anything in a kepi.

Posted by: Weirddave

Well I'm to young for '71 also but I remember the '79 Series. Listened to Game 7 on my little transistor radio, with ear phones hoping I wouldn't wake my parents. Strangely enough 'We are Family' (Sister Sledge) is the only disco song I like. Go figure :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at July 19, 2019 11:45 PM (Qt2ya)

309 @306

I gotta go to Groton next summer. I need to drop a dollar while I'm there.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 19, 2019 11:45 PM (VcFUs)

310 pornstar is one word. huh. learned something today.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 11:46 PM (Pg+x7)

311 thank you Bertram; I do recommend the Horde offer its... unique ... commentary to that link

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 11:47 PM (ykYG2)

312 At Sox park in Chicago we used to piss in the troughs. Here's what they do at Wrigley Field.

http://tinyurl.com/y68earvp

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 11:47 PM (K22Va)

313 Speaking of the old Orioles. I don't think Earl Weaver would survive today. The NY Yankees coach (Boone) got fined for naughty language at an ump. The poor dears today would wilt under a Weaver tirade.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at July 19, 2019 11:47 PM (Qt2ya)

314 Sister Sledge! *headsmack*


Whatever, I don't like it.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2019 11:48 PM (iGjYP)

315 Sam Kinison on piss troughs

https://youtu.be/6skT2V2FTlw

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 19, 2019 11:48 PM (mOcZx)

316 Piss troughs, Colorado national speedway. North of Denver.
National western conference, National Western stock show, Denver. Only two I can think of.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 19, 2019 11:49 PM (0OmEj)

317 297 I was too young to remember 71 puddeglum, but I was AT game 7 in 79 when the Os completed a stunning and magnificent collapse against a bunch of Yinzers they'd had down 3 games to 1 just a few days earlier. To this day I can't stand Sly and the Family Stone or anything in a kepi.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2019 11:36 PM (iGjYP)


I was at games 4 and 5 in Philly in 1983 when the Orioles beat the Phillies. (The 1950 Phillies were called the Whiz Kids because they were young, and the 1983 version were nicknamed the Wheeze Kids because they were old.)

At the end of Game 5 when the triumphant Orioles were mobbing each other on the field, my friend wanted to leave right away, but I said, no, I want to take in the scene. Every baseball fan in America is watching this right now. It's the only time I ever got to see that in person.

I had tickets to Game 7 in 1980, but the Phils won it in six.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 11:49 PM (sdi6R)

318 Piss troughs:

I associate those with the Friendly Confines.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 11:51 PM (pPNCa)

319 Any etts seen piss troughs in a ladies room.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 19, 2019 11:52 PM (0OmEj)

320 They had a circular pisser at Bardos brewpub in the old Olmstead Oldsmobile shop building in Arlington VA. Industrial uric art. Good enough for the grease monkeys back in the day, good enough for me. The rest of the place had Rob Zombie-style acid horror spray paint decor. Too bad it's long gone.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 19, 2019 11:52 PM (1RuYX)

321 how did the Don avenge Bonasera's daughter?

Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2019 11:54 PM (Z9spM)

322 Big Niles Rodgers fan.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2019 11:54 PM (PUmDY)

323 The last piss trough I saw was at Old Dominion Speedway in Manassas, VA. The speedway has been closed for at least a decade now. Got tired of fighting city hall I guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at July 19, 2019 11:56 PM (Qt2ya)

324 or anything in a kepi.

What do you have against the Foreign Legion (les kepis blancs)?

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 11:57 PM (pPNCa)

325 There's a new Rob Zombie movie coming in a few months : '3 From Hell'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2019 11:58 PM (ykYG2)

326 @281 WD. Jeez I went to UD but there were none of those peeing troughs in the ladies room!

Posted by: keena at July 19, 2019 11:59 PM (RiTnx)

327 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE DIDN'T RECORD WE ARE FAMILY

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at July 19, 2019 11:59 PM (Z9spM)

328 > The last piss trough I saw was at Old Dominion Speedway in Manassas, VA. The speedway has been closed for at least a decade now. Got tired of fighting city hall I guess.

It was sold to be a high school. However, you'll be happy to know that I ran across a apiss trough in Watkins Glen Speedway just a couple of weeks ago.

Also, you'll be happy to know thaqt it took me about five minutes of typing and backspacking to produce ths messswage. Fuck, I;' m drunk.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 20, 2019 12:00 AM (RHFvJ)

329 how did the Don avenge Bonasera's daughter?

beatdown + broken noses and broken legs, iirc ...

I think in the movie it was off screen.

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 20, 2019 12:01 AM (LPnfS)

330 Watkins Glen was supposed to be the Woodstock 50 venue. What a fiasco.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

331 how did the Don avenge Bonasera's daughter?
Posted by: kallisto

They got a visit from Luca Brassi.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 20, 2019 12:02 AM (mOcZx)

332 Piss troughs must be a motorsports thing. Brainerd International Raceway has one, too.

And the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, which is a permanent site and not a temporary tent city, has them. Those are the only two places I've seen them.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2019 12:03 AM (P1f+c)

333 House of 1000 Corpses was disturbed, may have to check out 3 from hell.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2019 12:03 AM (1RuYX)

334 Karen Black ruled.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

335 Also, you'll be happy to know thaqt it took me about five minutes of
typing and backspacking to produce ths messswage. Fuck, I;' m drunk.

lol, I applaud your effort sir or madam!

Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2019 12:05 AM (K22Va)

336 Rodney Dangerfield on Carson promoting Caddyshack:

https://youtu.be/MecU2keW54I

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 20, 2019 12:05 AM (mOcZx)

337 WfM: drink up! For 'Murica!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2019 12:05 AM (1RuYX)

338 > Karen Black ruled.
Karen Black will always have a seat as long as I have a face

> Watkins Glen was supposed to be the Woodstock 50 venue. What a fiasco.

Millenials, what can't they fuck up. Bu go for the racing (AMERICA FUCK YEAH) or go for the scenarie, but go to Watkins Glen.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 20, 2019 12:07 AM (RHFvJ)

339 Can't U people just shut up and leave me alone?

Posted by: Ug of Gug at July 20, 2019 12:07 AM (OKp8N)

340 Karen Black. 1.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2019 12:08 AM (1RuYX)

341 21 up, 21 down in Seattle. Mike Leake going for history.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:09 AM (uEbPt)

342 277 The Libs are having a meltdown because Buzz Aldrin met with POTUS, tweeted a picture of it along with a nice message adding Keep America Great in Space to the tweet.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 11:26 PM (RBOtF)

So are we're going to tear down any statues of Aldrin or just abort any that are in the works?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 20, 2019 12:10 AM (jp0Bv)

343 > Can't U people just shut up and leave me alone?

*poke*

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 20, 2019 12:10 AM (RHFvJ)

344 I'd like to see the 6 Hour sports car race IMSA does up at Watkins Glen. It's about a 6 hour drive from NoVA so doable. Its on my "stuff I want to do" list.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at July 20, 2019 12:10 AM (Qt2ya)

345 Millenials, what can't they fuck up. Bu go for the racing (AMERICA FUCK YEAH) or go for the scenarie, but go to Watkins Glen.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel
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Given the sentiment, wouldn't Road America be the right choice?

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at July 20, 2019 12:11 AM (xSo9G)

346 yecch, the whole of eastern Massachusetts 1969 were all Kennedy starfuckers. They don't ask ANY questions. "Oh Senator, we'd normally hold you for questioning but..."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 12:12 AM (ykYG2)

347 I'd like to see the 6 Hour sports car race IMSA does up at Watkins Glen. It's about a 6 hour drive from NoVA so doable. Its on my "stuff I want to do" list.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at July 20, 2019 12:10 AM (Qt2ya)

I used to have a car that slow, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:12 AM (abNpZ)

348 I always have wanted to go to SPAC.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:13 AM (PUmDY)

349 Karen Black ruled.

Trilogy of Terror was pretty good in it's time.That little fucker with the knife was spooky.

Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2019 12:14 AM (K22Va)

350 Karen Black. 1.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2019 12:08 AM (1RuYX)

She was a cutie. Died tragically young, didn't she?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:15 AM (abNpZ)

351 340 Karen Black. 1.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2019 12:08 AM (1RuYX)


Oh hell yes. She was very inspirational in my teenage years.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2019 12:17 AM (sdi6R)

352 No, she was in Devil's Rejects. That was a disturbing flick.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:17 AM (PUmDY)

353 22 down in Seattle

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:18 AM (uEbPt)

354 I'm going to assume that range on the Chinese AWACS is a typo. Physics days it has to be.

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The text is cribbed from WikiP except they say M rather than KM. A bad copy job. The radar is a Chinese design. (Israel sold a radar to China for the original spec but US pressure forced cancellation.) The 2013 version is believed to have a new and improved Chinese radar (which the cited specs refer to) as a replacement of the 2003 first gen version.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2019 12:19 AM (GNk5/)

355 23

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:20 AM (uEbPt)

356 Still pretty much alive, sorry. Good night to all!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 20, 2019 12:21 AM (l9m7l)

357 Karen Black also could sing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:21 AM (PUmDY)

358 Leake is Perfect through 8 on 76 pitches. There have only been 23 Perfect Games in MLB history. One of the only things I actually care about in baseball anymore just because they are so rare and so cool.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:21 AM (uEbPt)

359 > Given the sentiment, wouldn't Road America be the right choice?

The power of AND, my friend

> I always have wanted to go to SPAC.

Saratoga? Been there a bunch of times. CSN, Dykan and Patty, and the Band.

That I remember.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 20, 2019 12:22 AM (RHFvJ)

360 *Dylan and Petty. Told you I was hammered.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 20, 2019 12:24 AM (RHFvJ)

361 That's 470/1,200 kilometers, not meters, kilometers according to the pedia that's been wiki-ed.

Posted by: Arizona Mike at July 20, 2019 12:24 AM (8H0W6)

362 Well I gotta say "Big Penis" marketing is pretty straight forward.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2019 12:25 AM (l0HIT)

363 There have only been 23 Perfect Games in MLB history.

Unassisted triple plays are even rarer-- only 15 of those. The last one was in 2009.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:25 AM (pPNCa)

364 AOP, you are correct sir, she tragically did not escape the event horizon of 29.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2019 12:25 AM (1RuYX)

365 Leake is Perfect through 8 on 76 pitches. There have only been 23 Perfect Games in MLB history. One of the only things I actually care about in baseball anymore just because they are so rare and so cool.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:21 AM (uEbPt)

A perfect game is 27 strikeouts, right? The odd ball, or foul ball does not count?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:26 AM (abNpZ)

366 This is probably the strangest thing you'll see today.

Not even close.
Mrs D did something with the zucchini that I've never seen before.
Add coconut.
Damn. Great bread!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2019 12:27 AM (axyOa)

367 A perfect game is 27 strikeouts, right? The odd ball, or foul ball does not count?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:26 AM (abNpZ)

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None on base.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2019 12:28 AM (GNk5/)

368 oil tankers aren't rare...there is an excess of them.

Let the Iranians dock the thing and then sink it. That will make a mess in their harbor. Next one they steal...sink it too.

They're bullies...kick them in the nuts. And nobody has to die.

Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2019 12:29 AM (Y274z)

369 360
*Dylan and Petty. Told you I was hammered.

I'm still bummed Petty died and I'm hammered too. What's up with that?

Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2019 12:29 AM (K22Va)

370 Ricky Martin has come out denounced the Governor of Puerto Rico for his emails and texts.


. . . Can the political end of Ricardo Rossello's career be far off?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2019 12:29 AM (vJw+j)

371 The chinese Awacs probably doesn't measure up to the US E2 and E3 airborne radars. I can remember Linking with E2Cs and the amount of data was jaw dropping even in the early 90s.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 20, 2019 12:30 AM (0OmEj)

372 None on base.
Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2019 12:28 AM (GNk5/)

So if a batter hits a fly ball to center field, and it is caught, it does not mar a perfect game?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:30 AM (abNpZ)

373 This is probably the strangest thing you'll see today.

Not even close.
Mrs D did something with the zucchini that I've never seen before.


I hope she doesn't try the California recipe for zucchini meringue pie (with zucchini/graham cracker crust) that I saw posted online a few years back.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:31 AM (pPNCa)

374 A perfect game is 27 strikeouts, right? The odd ball, or foul ball does not count?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:26 AM (abNpZ)

Every batter retired, in order. An appropriately impossible feat. There were 0 between 1968 and 1981.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:31 AM (uEbPt)

375 So if a batter hits a fly ball to center field, and it is caught, it does not mar a perfect game?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:30 AM (abNpZ)

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Correct

Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2019 12:31 AM (GNk5/)

376 348 I always have wanted to go to SPAC.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:13 AM (PUmDY)


Do you mean the Saratoga Performing Arts Center? The 1984 Dead show I saw there was possibly the best I ever saw. And/or the acid was the best I ever had. Tomayto/Tomahto.

It rained a lot, and I don't know how many tapes exist. I've heard a tape of the first song, "Dancing in the Street" with thunder in the background.

They did two encores: "It's All Over Now", and then came back again for "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue". It's the only time I've ever heard of that.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2019 12:31 AM (sdi6R)

377 So if a batter hits a fly ball to center field, and it is caught, it does not mar a perfect game?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:30 AM (abNpZ)

Correct. 27 outs in a row. The outs can happen any way, as long as it's an out.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:32 AM (uEbPt)

378 Let the Iranians dock the thing and then sink it. That will make a mess in their harbor. Next one they steal...sink it too.



They're bullies...kick them in the nuts. And nobody has to die.
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2019 12:29 AM (Y274z)




I . . . I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. I may build you a shrine too, if you don't mind terribly.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2019 12:32 AM (vJw+j)

379 I hope she doesn't try the California recipe for zucchini meringue pie (with zucchini/graham cracker crust) that I saw posted online a few years back.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:31 AM (pPNCa)

I suspect some of the ladies in the link up top could show you some strange things done with zucchinis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:32 AM (abNpZ)

380 One time, at band camp, this girl had zucchini...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2019 12:32 AM (1RuYX)

381 215,000 or so games have been played.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:32 AM (uEbPt)

382 @370 I can't think of anyone better than Ricky Martinez to know about Ricardo Rossello's end.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 20, 2019 12:33 AM (RHFvJ)

383 Correct. 27 outs in a row. The outs can happen any way, as long as it's an out.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:32 AM (uEbPt)

Thanks. That would be something to see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:33 AM (abNpZ)

384 rickl, yes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:34 AM (PUmDY)

385 What's up you morons?

I see insom might have a good line on a new job awesome. What else is up with you folks?

I'm still recovering from the ankle deal but I can now
put weight on it that's cool. Appreciate the advice from several other morons around here.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2019 12:35 AM (NQnFN)

386 No perfect game tonight.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:35 AM (uEbPt)

387 45 White Sox owner Bill Veech had a wooden leg from losing a foot in the Marines in WW2, had his players wear shorts and even had a short person pinch hit in a game. Small strike zone. I think it was around $2 for bleacher seats and he'd sometimes sit with the fans back there and buy beers. The good old days!
Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2019 10:13 PM (K22Va)

****

Always trying to find ways to put fannies in seats - attendance was in a slump at that time - Mr Veetch was quiet the showman. I believe, if memory serves, that there was a famous story about Mr. Veetch that at one point he was in the front office, by himself, and the phone rang and he picked it up. Someone had called the front office thinking it was the box office. The potential patron asked: "What time's the game?" Without missing a beat Veetch asked: "What time can you get here?"

Heh.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 20, 2019 12:35 AM (Noqli)

388 I'm still recovering from the ankle deal but I can now put weight on it that's cool. Appreciate the advice from several other morons around here.
Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2019 12:35 AM (NQnFN)

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No one does medicine like the Horde.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2019 12:36 AM (v4v6L)

389 Well, lets get to it Iran. I think they know Trump isn't fucking around.

Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2019 12:36 AM (K22Va)

390 I'm still recovering from the ankle deal but I can now
put weight on it that's cool. Appreciate the advice from several other morons around here.
Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2019 12:35 AM (NQnFN)

Well, don't break the other one until the injured ankle is fully healed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:36 AM (abNpZ)

391 So are we're going to tear down any statues of Aldrin or just abort any that are in the works?
***

IIRC Buzz kicked the ass of some "Moon landing is a hoax" guy recently.

If Antifa comes after him they might regret it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2019 12:37 AM (WdocV)

392 Unassisted triple plays are even rarer-- only 15 of those. The last one was in 2009.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:25 AM (pPNCa)

Against the Mets. I remember it well.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:37 AM (uEbPt)

393 Farmer: i'm at the point in 'Chappaquiddick' when Massachusetts' lovable lion is telling the NYT that he's suffered a concussion and is on sedatives.

The NYT isn't buying that bullshit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 12:38 AM (ykYG2)

394 instapundit has a video of the descent and landing of the apollo 11 lunar module with real time audio from nasa, aldrin and armstrong transcribed. remarkable and highly recommended (run the video here!)

strikes home how dangerous it was, as they decelerated from 30,000 mph in lunar orbit to land on unknown ground, and how important all of the support and planning was - 10 years of work by thousands for that 15 minutes.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2019 12:38 AM (Pg+x7)

395 Against the Mets. I remember it well.

By the Phillies-- i remember it well, because it ended the game, too.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:38 AM (pPNCa)

396 By the Phillies-- i remember it well, because it ended the game, too.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:38 AM (pPNCa)

I remember it because after a quarter century of being a maniac about it, it was the last year I paid much attention to the Mets and baseball.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:40 AM (uEbPt)

397 The NYT isn't buying that bullshit.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 12:38 AM (ykYG2)

--------

I believe the proper convention is, "EVEN the NYT isn't buying that bullshit."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2019 12:40 AM (v4v6L)

398 386 No perfect game tonight.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:35 AM (uEbPt)


Aw, crap. What happened?

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2019 12:40 AM (sdi6R)

399
Aw, crap. What happened?

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2019 12:40 AM (sdi6R)

Reasonably hard hit ground ball single by the first batter in the 9th. Now the 10-0 shutout is just barely hanging on with 2 outs.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:41 AM (uEbPt)

400 Rickl, Them's version of Baby Blue is my favorite.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:41 AM (PUmDY)

401 Always trying to find ways to put fannies in seats - attendance was in a
slump at that time - Mr Veetch was quiet the showman. I believe, if
memory serves, that there was a famous story about Mr. Veetch that at
one point he was in the front office, by himself, and the phone rang and
he picked it up. Someone had called the front office thinking it was
the box office. The potential patron asked: "What time's the game?"
Without missing a beat Veetch asked: "What time can you get here?"

He just always seemed like a guy that wanted to make it fun for the fans. He sat right with us a couple of times and bought beers. I never saw a guy with a wooden leg before that, lol. It was cool to us kids.

Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2019 12:42 AM (K22Va)

402 Hope you're feeling ok rick.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:42 AM (uEbPt)

403 395 Against the Mets. I remember it well.

By the Phillies-- i remember it well, because it ended the game, too.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:38 AM (pPNCa)


I saw that on TV. Eric Bruntlett, who was pretty much a utility infielder. That's his major claim to fame in his baseball career. Which is more than most players get. Good for him.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2019 12:43 AM (sdi6R)

404 i gotta say i'm glad someone is here talking the moon landing at the same time i'm live-ish commenting Chappaquiddick.

A *lot* happened 50 years ago

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 12:43 AM (ykYG2)

405 AOP, a thermal imaging camera caught you at one of your clandestine piss stops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1I2nk8YzA


Posted by: choogle at July 20, 2019 12:43 AM (eTImE)

406 ... did i say 30,000 mph? it was 6,000 km/h. don't know where that came from.

the video is titled "apollo 11: the complete descent"

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2019 12:44 AM (Pg+x7)

407 I love Chewy. They have the best customer service of any company I've ever dealt with. I depend on them quite a bit for my four dogs and six cats. I think that they love us too.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 20, 2019 12:44 AM (Bv7CG)

408 Hope you're feeling ok rick.

Been hoping the same thing.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:45 AM (pPNCa)

409 The Chinese haven't nailed down subtlety in the disinformation campaign.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2019 12:45 AM (axyOa)

410 AOP, a thermal imaging camera caught you at one of your clandestine piss stops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1I2nk8YzA


Posted by: choogle at July 20, 2019 12:43 AM (eTImE)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:46 AM (abNpZ)

411 Hope you're feeling ok rick.



Been hoping the same thing.

Me too.

Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2019 12:49 AM (K22Va)

412 aaaand here's the neck brace

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 12:51 AM (ykYG2)

413 Yeah, the Scopes Trial is not at all as advertised. The biggest point I would make is that it was more about social Darwinism and eugenics than evolution. Generally, evolution and social Darwinism were seen as two sides of the same coin: you accepted both or neither. The biology textbook that was required by the state was Civic Biology by George William Hunter. It was more about animal husbandry and the like (I haven't read most of it) but it did address evolution and specifically taught social Darwinism, eugenics, and white supremacy as a part of it. So people were objecting to having these things taught to their children, and being taught as science. The way I put it to my class is "So the ignorant, racist, Southern hicks were actually taking a stand against racism and white supremacy."

Posted by: Jim S. at July 20, 2019 12:52 AM (ynUnH)

414 aaaand here's the neck brace
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 12:51 AM (ykYG2)

Not, unfortunately, made of stout hemp rope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:52 AM (abNpZ)

415 My first thought was that that godawful green and gold 70's Oakland uniform had to be in there as one of the bad examples.

Nope, they like it.


I couldn't believe they liked those old 'Stros uniforms-- they usually show up on lists of MLB's worst. Also, I was surprised the Esquire folks left out the 1979 Phillies "Saturday Night Specials"-- all burgundy except for the white "P" on the jerseys. The joke was that some kids emptied a vat of ketchup into the team's washing machines one Friday night and the Saturday Night Specials were the result.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:52 AM (pPNCa)

416 Well, I am going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2019 12:54 AM (abNpZ)

417 Hey everybody.

Just had to share, I watched Blazing Saddles tonight with my sister and mom, who had never seen it.

They liked it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2019 12:54 AM (qmmsN)

418 Does anyone else find the Venetian ads stupid? I wonder to whom they think they are appealing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 12:56 AM (PUmDY)

419 406
the video is titled "apollo 11: the complete descent"

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2019 12:44 AM (Pg+x7)


I saw that the other day. It's absolutely a must-watch in its entirety. It's about 20 minutes long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1SzgGhMKc

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2019 01:00 AM (sdi6R)

420 I depend on them quite a bit for my four dogs and six cats. I think that they love us too.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 20, 2019 12:44 AM (Bv7CG)

I'll bet they do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2019 01:01 AM (Q/az8)

421 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2019 01:05 AM (Q/az8)

422 Evenin' Horde...

Piss troughs: Hate 'em. Not good for shy bladder.

I studied printing at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo. In our building (Graphic Arts) there was a bathroom with (IIRC) two circular piss troughs.

That building also housed the campus radio station, KCPR. Years before I was there, there was a student DJ named Albert Yankovic.

One night, Albert recorded a song in that bathroom with circular piss troughs.

That song was called "My Bologna".

And now you know... The Rest of the Story.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2019 01:05 AM (BaHwF)

423 Every time I see "neck brace" makes me think of the Brady Bunch episode.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:06 AM (PUmDY)

424 or 5 Easy Pieces.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:09 AM (PUmDY)

425 Or the Waltons.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:10 AM (PUmDY)

426 And Karen Black.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:11 AM (PUmDY)

427 I love Chewy. They have the best customer service of any company I've ever dealt with. I depend on them quite a bit for my four dogs and six cats. I think that they love us too.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 20, 2019 12:44 AM (Bv7CG)


Never bought anything from Chewy, but apparently someone did, using our credit card number. About $80 bucks worth. Called Chewy. Within 5 minutes the charge was reversed and the customer service dude on the other end of the line reported the fraudulent purchase. So I can vouch for their excellent customer service, even having never been a customer.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2019 01:15 AM (BaHwF)

428 the scene where Ted's cousin is trying to take that stupid brace off him runs like a Chris Farley skit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 01:17 AM (ykYG2)

429 Eventually, they realize that they're getting them back in change.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 11:43 PM (t+qrx)


It is good to laugh

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2019 01:17 AM (vJw+j)

430 That Chineeee AWAX is an IL-76, looks like. Basic workhorse cargo jet of the USSR. Friend has the wrench for opening the cargo hatch - I think that's it - a souvenir of lots of adventures getting humanitarian aid moved all over the former Onion back in the 9Os.




Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2019 01:20 AM (QDnY+)

431 428, are you talking about Caddyshack?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:20 AM (PUmDY)

432 I have yet to order anything from them.

But as of tonight's ONT, I am henceforth a Chewy customer.

And if their Executive Suite subsequently comes out as all Never Trump, I'll drop 'em like a hot rock.

Related. There are no "anti-gun" dogs.

But millions of bird dogs, hog hunting dogs, panther hunting dogs, coon dogs, deer driving dogs, wounded game tracking dogs, rat killing dogs, and field trial dogs.

I surely hope that someone at Chewy has punched the numbers, and come to the proper conclusions.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 01:21 AM (QzJWU)

433 "Moses had a temper; Peter denied Jesus."

"Yeah. Moses had a temper.
"But he never left a girl at the bottom of the Red Sea."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 01:21 AM (ykYG2)

434
Does anyone else find the Venetian ads stupid? I wonder to whom they think they are appealing.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

=====

I love to dis stupid ads. Where are they? On television?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2019 01:22 AM (13CQC)

435 Amado Mio. Pink Martini

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=sCbzWiJLVhk

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2019 01:23 AM (vJw+j)

436 They are on Fox News, believe it or not.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:25 AM (PUmDY)

437 Golden retrievers are the best.

I hope my corgi dog will forgive me for saying so.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2019 01:28 AM (48XXE)

438 The theme is I Want the World. The Star is a very bony and unattractive Anne Bancroft.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:28 AM (PUmDY)

439 Don't judge me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2019 01:29 AM (39g3+)

440 > IIRC Buzz kicked the ass of some "Moon landing is a hoax" guy recently.
It was a number of years ago. Still a thing of beauty to behold:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw9azZmLxtw

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2019 01:30 AM (GDooN)

441 Golden retrievers are the best.

My vet has a golden retriever trained as a therapy dog. He takes the dog down to the local cancer hospital to befriend and cheer up the patients, most of whom are from out of town and understandably homesick.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 01:31 AM (pPNCa)

442 Lying on an outrageous bed, ordering caviar from room service, it seems.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:33 AM (PUmDY)

443 Venetian ads are targeted to those who buy:


Vendi. Or Fendi. Whatthefuckever.

Ducle & Gobawhatever.

Lobotain red bottomed idiot priced shoes.

Gucci.

Vercase or other dead gay designer of your choosing.

Etc.


I find it to be a highly valuable advertisement. It informs me to not spend my money there.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 01:33 AM (QzJWU)

444 It was a number of years ago. Still a thing of beauty to behold:

I'm surprised YouTube hasn't removed it.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 01:34 AM (pPNCa)

445 363 There have only been 23 Perfect Games in MLB history.



Unassisted triple plays are even rarer-- only 15 of those. The last one was in 2009.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:25 AM (pPNCa)[/]
Two grand slams in an inning by one player is a one-time MLB happening: Fernando Tatis 20 years ago. One of the cob's might have posted it here.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 20, 2019 01:35 AM (XuBZu)

446 Oops!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 20, 2019 01:36 AM (XuBZu)

447 I see that in ace's time zone it's time to say Happy Valkyrietag.


Wonder how the chicken parm came out.




Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2019 01:36 AM (QDnY+)

448 okay, finished Chappaquiddick.

Verdict: Ted Kennedy got away with murder and Massachusetts is full of idiots.

I wish the movie had come out in the 1970s.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 01:37 AM (ykYG2)

449 Fox also plays the Eurotrash Trivago ads.o

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:38 AM (PUmDY)

450
The theme is I Want the World. The Star is a very bony and unattractive Anne Bancroft.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

======

I found it. Reminded me of that end scene of Monty Python and the Meaning of Life where the weird people are moving around in a hotel corridor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2019 01:39 AM (13CQC)

451 but for another hot take, here's TMZ with a claim that Ted didn't even know Mary Jo was in the car.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z4HCTnfnXGw

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2019 01:40 AM (ykYG2)

452 443 Lobotain red bottomed idiot priced shoes.

You haz problem with my footwear???!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 01:40 AM (H5Gwx)

453
The theme is I Want the World. The Star is a very bony and unattractive Anne Bancroft.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

======

Good lord, and Salvador Dali.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2019 01:41 AM (13CQC)

454 ...Lobotain red bottomed idiot priced shoes.

You haz problem with my footwear???!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 01:40 AM (H5Gwx)



Surely, you didn't pay...*gasp*....retail?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

455
IRC Buzz kicked the ass of some "Moon landing is a hoax" guy recently.
It was a number of years ago. Still a thing of beauty to behold:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw9azZmLxtw
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

=====

One small step for man, one giant punch for mankind...

--YouTube commenter

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2019 01:44 AM (13CQC)

456 Downtown Vegas is where the fun happens.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:44 AM (PUmDY)

457 Surely, you didn't pay...*gasp*....retail?

I didn't. Not saying who did

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 01:44 AM (H5Gwx)

458 ...One small step for man, one giant punch for mankind...

--YouTube commenter


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2019 01:44 AM (13CQC)



I saw that.

Some brilliant, talented Moron or 'Ette, needs to get a screen shot of The Punch, and caption that in Meme Format, at once!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 01:47 AM (QzJWU)

459
FYI, Dr. pepper and vanilla ice cream ROCKS.

Great weather for it, humid and temps in the mid-90's all week with more on tap to start the new week.

Somewhat unusual for the Adirondacks to have protracted heat like this. 75-80 is a hot summer.

Soon as this float is done so am I.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2019 01:47 AM (KATBx)

460 I prefer Root Beer Floats.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:49 AM (PUmDY)

461 ...Surely, you didn't pay...*gasp*....retail?

I didn't. Not saying who did

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 01:44 AM (H5Gwx)



OMG. Cochoran?


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

462 I talked to someone in MA this week, who ended the call with "stay cool"

I wish I had thought fast enough to say, "I know, right? It is supposed to get to 85 this weekend!"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2019 01:51 AM (vJw+j)

463 461 OMG. Cochoran?

Ok, shhhh, don't tell anybody but i hacked Blanco Basura's amex. Keep it on the down low ok?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 01:51 AM (H5Gwx)

464
Here's some more of the new Berkeley language code:

That means 'manpower' will become 'human effort' or 'workforce.'

'She,' 'her,' 'he,' and 'him' will be replaced by 'they' and 'them,' according to the measure approved Tuesday by the City Council.

Furthermore, in an ordinance read out on the day, 'firemen' is set to become 'firefighters.'

Terms like fraternity or sorority will be changed to 'collegiate Greek system residence.'

Also, other terms that will be changed include pregnant woman or women. It will be switched to pregnant employees as well as brothers and sisters being switched to sibling.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2019 01:53 AM (13CQC)

465 ...Ok, shhhh, don't tell anybody but i hacked Blanco Basura's amex. Keep it on the down low ok?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 01:51 AM (H5Gwx)




And you didn't go binge shopping on the hack, exactly, why?

Inquiring Loboutains want to... BEG TO know!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

466 Shouldn't "Hers" have an aposrrophe? Been bugging me.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:55 AM (PUmDY)

467 '

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 01:58 AM (PUmDY)

468 @ Cosmic Charlie.

aposrrophe

*pours another one*

Here, you might as well try to keep up with me, mate.


Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 01:58 AM (QzJWU)

469 WTF?!!! Lifeforce is on TCM? #SMH

Posted by: David at July 20, 2019 01:58 AM (jY1B4)

470
Shouldn't "Hers" have an aposrrophe? Been bugging me.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

======

It's a bugger because apostrophes usually indicate possession, but not with pronouns.

his
hers
yours
theirs
ours
its

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2019 01:59 AM (13CQC)

471 Posted by: Blonde Morticia

25 years ago George Carlin joked about and manhole cover being called a personhole cover. Now it's reality.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 20, 2019 01:59 AM (mOcZx)

472 Tis time.


Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2019 01:59 AM (KATBx)

473 My vet has a golden retriever trained as a therapy dog. He takes the dog down to the local cancer hospital to befriend and cheer up the patients, most of whom are from out of town and understandably homesick.

There could be no better breed for it.

Goldens are gentle, loving smile factories.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2019 02:00 AM (48XXE)

474 445 363 There have only been 23 Perfect Games in MLB history.





Unassisted triple plays are even rarer-- only 15 of those. The last one was in 2009.



Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 12:25 AM (pPNCa)[/]
Two
grand slams in an inning by one player is a one-time MLB happening:
Fernando Tatis 20 years ago. One of the cob's might have posted it here.

And nobody has every hit for the home run cycle in the bigs, although it's happened a couple of times in the minors.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 20, 2019 02:01 AM (nxDuJ)

475 btw, there isn't a women's tour de france for a reason.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2019 02:01 AM (Pg+x7)

476 btw, there isn't a women's tour de france for a reason.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

Sploosh?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 20, 2019 02:02 AM (mOcZx)

477 brothers and sisters being switched to sibling.

That's why the PC term for Philadelphia is the City of Sibling Affection. (Yeah, I know, Omar should run for mayor.)

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 02:03 AM (pPNCa)

478 @ irongrampa.


I want to fire the cannon at revile, and stand retreat with you.

Here's the thing.

I'm buying the cannon. And the flagpole. And the flags.

This is not an ONT joke.

You might have to drive to a Tx Mo Meet to make it all combine. But, this is real, and you're the invitee of honor.

Please consider this, sir.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 02:03 AM (QzJWU)

479 Why isn't it their? I am having trouble imagining where hers is ok to say possession wise.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:04 AM (PUmDY)

480 And you didn't go binge shopping on the hack, exactly, why?

Inquiring Loboutains want to... BEG TO know!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

I'm still trying to clear out my parents stuff, so 2 paid of shoes was plenty. Besides, i like blanco. not going to bankrupt him.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 02:05 AM (8KvCa)

481 sploosh?

well, actually, the problem is they can't finish.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2019 02:06 AM (Pg+x7)

482 I remember Tatis hitting two grand slams in an inning.

I'd bet one player hitting two grand slams in one game is rarer than the triple play or perfect game.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2019 02:06 AM (48XXE)

483 Or them if not used possessively. Not getting it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:08 AM (PUmDY)

484 ...I'm still trying to clear out my parents stuff, so 2 paid of shoes was plenty. Besides, i like blanco. not going to bankrupt him.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 02:05 AM (8KvCa)



I know exactly the feeling. Dad passed in 2010. Step mom, this January.

Filled a 20 yard, industrial dump. Paid a weight penalty in the doing.

The good news? The house is under contract, with a tentative closing date of 31 July.

Y'all send some prayers for that to come to pass, m'kay?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)

485 She knew who the gun belonged to- because it was hers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2019 02:09 AM (Q/az8)

486 Her, I get.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:10 AM (PUmDY)

487 The police gently asked to whom the gun belonged, if it wasn't hers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2019 02:10 AM (Q/az8)

488 21 up, 21 down in Seattle. Mike Leake going for history.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2019 12:09 AM (uEbPt)
---
good j*b on blowing it for him, Meat.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2019 02:11 AM (SL3Nf)

489 could women ride the same route as a men's tour de france? i don't know. they run marathons, triathlons, so why not, i guess. but those mountain stages are pretty grueling.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2019 02:11 AM (Pg+x7)

490 I'd bet one player hitting two grand slams in one game is rarer than the triple play or perfect game.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2019 02:06 AM (48XXE)


I cheated like Hillary at a debate: 13 players hit two grand slams in one game, 10 AL and 3 NL, with the last one being Josh Willingham (Washington Nationals) in 2009.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2019 02:12 AM (Y8PSl)

491 #432 Don't forget...Junkyard dogs! grrrr

Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2019 02:13 AM (Y274z)

492 #490 Hilldog wouldn't cheat at a debate...would she?

Just kidding/

Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2019 02:14 AM (Y274z)

493 Y'all send some prayers for that to come to pass, m'kay?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)
---
yeah.

had MOAR detailed "end of life" discussions today than i was really up for, and found out things about the family i had not ever heard before.

because i didn't have enough stress in my life already, prior to my Dad deciding to come up deathly ill.

FMR.


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2019 02:14 AM (SL3Nf)

494 could women ride the same route as a men's tour de france? i don't know. they run marathons, triathlons, so why not, i guess. but those mountain stages are pretty grueling.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2019 02:11 AM (Pg+x7)


Oh, some women could complete the Tour de France, of that I have no doubt. It's just who wants to watch a six-month bike race?

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2019 02:15 AM (Y8PSl)

495 I want to fire the cannon at revile

I hope that was an autocucumber sabotage of "reveille"-- though if you want to shoot the cannon in the general direction of Ted Kennedy's grave, "revile" is the word of choice.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 02:15 AM (pPNCa)

496 To my friend, redC


All of the prayers are UP, amigo.

Very much so and very heartfelt, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

497 Filled a 20 yard, industrial dump. Paid a weight penalty in the doing.

The good news? The house is under contract, with a tentative closing date of 31 July.

Y'all send some prayers for that to come to pass, m'kay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)

OMG. my dad used to say he was going to put a dumpster in the driveway & toss all mom's crap off the balcony into it, and he wasn't gonna bury her until the house was cleared out. then he went & died first.

Definite prayers for a smooth, timely close.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2019 02:17 AM (H5Gwx)

498 Not down with the current lingo, sorry. It makes zero sense. It seems that their/them would be ok. Or at least us/our.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:17 AM (PUmDY)

499 To my friend, redC


All of the prayers are UP, amigo.

Very much so and very heartfelt, too.


Same here. Please keep the Horde posted as often as you need to, whether to ask for prayers (and other help) or just to vent.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 02:18 AM (pPNCa)

500 Furthermore, in an ordinance read out on the day, 'firemen' is set to become 'firefighters.'

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2019 01:53 AM (13CQC)
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that will w*rk out well: the next time the Berkeley Hills catch on fire, Jim Acosta and Company will rush right out to do on scene reports... instead of trained firemen.

which might just w*rk out to our benefit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2019 02:20 AM (SL3Nf)

501 ...I hope that was an autocucumber sabotage of "reveille"-- though if you want to shoot the cannon in the general direction of Ted Kennedy's grave, "revile" is the word of choice.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2019 02:15 AM (pPNCa)



Why blame autocuumber when I can blame bourbon?

But yeah. I'm going to buy a cannon.

Something from 1 inch bore, to golf-ball bore, to soda-can bore.

And yes, these are these days, common use black powder, muzzle loading cannon bores.

I've got lots of experience with the one inch bore. It is a lot more effective than one might initially allow.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 02:21 AM (QzJWU)

502 I could watch an hour-long version of the Doggo video.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2019 02:24 AM (VRC88)

503 Aetius, good example. I was having trouble thinking about an indirect pronoun. I was thinking in that case you would say it did not belong to her or something similar.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:24 AM (PUmDY)

504 ...had MOAR detailed "end of life" discussions today than i was really up for, and found out things about the family i had not ever heard before.

because i didn't have enough stress in my life already, prior to my Dad deciding to come up deathly ill.

FMR.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2019 02:14 AM (SL3Nf)



This was a never ending, Alzheimer's fueled conversation with my Step Mom, from 2010 till this year when she passed.

Still, we managed to get an entire Trust aqnd Powers of Attorney(s) lawyered, written, recorded and put into effect before she passed this January at age 90.

Avoiding Probate is the paramount goal.

Probate Courts exist, not to fairly dispose of estates, but to enrich the Probate Lawyers admitted to their Bar.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2019 02:29 AM (QzJWU)

505 Indirect possessive pronoun. Of course, libs would figure out that one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:29 AM (PUmDY)

506 Probate courts exist to tax.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:31 AM (PUmDY)

507 Or get their pound of flesh by fees. I sound very bitter.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:36 AM (PUmDY)

508 As a closing attorney, every time I can help someone with an Affidavit of Descent and quitclaim deeds from the surviving heirs makes me happy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 02:45 AM (PUmDY)

509 My uncle had a problem with his probate. He had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

Posted by: Roger Rabbit at July 20, 2019 02:49 AM (mOcZx)

510 Anyone with older parents, please make sure they are on title as jtwros.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 20, 2019 03:00 AM (PUmDY)

511 I owe money, to the money, to the money I owe

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2019 03:49 AM (BbGew)

512 https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/mobile/

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2019 04:07 AM (BbGew)

513
https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/mobile/

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2019 04:07 AM


that is wicked cool

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2019 04:20 AM (KCxzN)

514 I might keep it on while my tablet is on. Have to work but should be home by 2pm

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2019 04:24 AM (BbGew)

515 https://history.nasa.gov/SP-4029/Apollo_11i_Timeline.htm
Their at
CDR and LMP entered LM for final preparations for descent.

095:20

12:52

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2019 04:29 AM (BbGew)

516 americanthinker.com/trumps accidental win on the citizenship question.html
https://tinyurl.com/y3q4lcsr

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2019 04:47 AM (BbGew)

517
they just said the landing would be at hour 104 mission elapsed time

the real time player is at 91:15-ish now

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2019 04:49 AM (KCxzN)

518 Landing is at 109:43:16

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2019 05:00 AM (BbGew)

519 Off to work I go, should easily be back by 2pm.
Stay cool.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2019 05:09 AM (BbGew)

520
Stay cool.
Posted by: Skip

I hope. It's going to be the hottest day ever here in No Ill. The water in the lakes will boil. The asphalt will melt, and we all know the reason why, don't we????

Global Something!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2019 05:24 AM (vd8XM)

521 So, did De Commie rush back to NYC to help fix the subway problem from his campaigning. Probably not, he is to busy running for President, as if anyone cares in Iowa.

Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2019 05:29 AM (1uQST)

522 Storms rolled thru....power outage and still have forecast for blazing heat today

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 20, 2019 05:30 AM (SxBH1)

523 Storms rolled thru....power outage and still have forecast for blazing heat today
Posted by: A dude in MI

Yuck. A power outage on top of the hot temps is double plus ungood.

Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2019 05:32 AM (vd8XM)

524 Yuck. A power outage on top of the hot temps is double plus ungood.
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2019 05:32 AM (vd8XM)

Current estimate of repair.....7/22...11 pm(I hope they are overestimating) Possible severe storms again this afternoon, but at least its a cold front so relief for Sunday

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 20, 2019 05:44 AM (SxBH1)

525 Current estimate of repair.....7/22...11 pm

Wow. Must have been a big storm,
Hoping that they are overestimating

Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2019 05:49 AM (vd8XM)

526 I'm off to provide taxi service for a friend.
See ya later

Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2019 05:57 AM (vd8XM)

527 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2019 06:03 AM (arJlL)

528 EMT nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 20, 2019 06:08 AM (WOaXC)

529 Those Chinese. *shakes head* Look at the range this baby's got. Hell, it can detect a ballistic inbound from almost a mile away!

Male children...always looking for way to kill off humanity.

Posted by: ZaN at July 20, 2019 07:02 AM (NLEnr)

530 Hi ho Yankees. Just checking in from Palm Beach County. At 6:45 pm EDT I checked with all my offspring around the country. Alexandria VA was 96 F, Boulder 97 F, Buckingham PA 96 F. 81 F here. See Ya. Going to be another nice day here.

Posted by: dr kill at July 20, 2019 07:09 AM (Jj+59)

531 It's just who wants to watch a six-month bike race?
Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2019 02:15 AM


Hmmmmmm ...

Posted by: Cricket fans at July 20, 2019 07:37 AM (DMUuz)

532 Everybody know there's a nood up there?

Posted by: m at July 20, 2019 08:02 AM (VRC88)

533 Isn't it amazing what the Chinese/Communists and world jihad can do with demorats,hitlery, giving/selling them our industries, secrets, treasury and jobs, eh ?
Oh yeah, idiots, blame Trump for what they did !
U R A N I U M

Posted by: ron n. at July 21, 2019 03:08 AM (om5HK)

534





























BEFORE THE DEMORATS GAVE THEM EVERYTHING WE HAD, THE Chinese couldn't even his their adjacent ocean with a icbm !

Posted by: ron n. at July 21, 2019 03:11 AM (om5HK)

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