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Hello world.
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 09:31 AM (CpCLM) 2
First!
Posted by: Flyguy at July 26, 2019 09:31 AM (3sOO0) 3
Hello
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 09:31 AM (CpCLM) Posted by: Flyguy at July 26, 2019 09:31 AM (3sOO0) 5
I think he plays third base for the Texas Rangers.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 26, 2019 09:32 AM (lwiT4) 6
Great portrait....I'll have to look him up.
Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2019 09:32 AM (ykq7q) 7
Bizarre glasses - low leg and high lens?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2019 09:32 AM (6qErC) 8
Love those Blind Pew glasses.....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:32 AM (90T4r) 9
GERD is no laughing matter. It can explode your esophagus in the middle of the night.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 26, 2019 09:33 AM (lwiT4) 10
He's stroking Mr. Happy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:33 AM (2LelM) 11
He looks like a flamboyant Abe Lincoln !
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:33 AM (arJlL) 12
Off to find out who the dude in the painting is... brb...
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:33 AM (90T4r) 13
All the "experts" in the MSM were predicting near 0% growth for Q2. **UNEXPECTEDLY** the number was 2.1%.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (FiUMj) 14
I guess if will have to Bing Gerd to see who he was.
Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (mpXpK) 15
9 GERD is no laughing matter. It can explode your esophagus in the middle of the night.
------------------ Yep. Eat root vegetables before bed. Radishes, turnips. Celery is an excellent digestive. Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (2LelM) 16
4th Member of ZZ Top
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (BqBId) 17
More like Alexander NERD, amirite?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (AURKQ) 18
Big beard = commie
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (tH5fk) 19
Tormund Giantsbane is looking dapper these days
Posted by: weew at July 26, 2019 09:35 AM (EaEMG) 20
He gouged his own eyes out after he saw Jessica Yaniv.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:35 AM (m79Dg) Posted by: grammie winger at July 26, 2019 09:35 AM (lwiT4) Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:35 AM (2LelM) 23
His loins are Gerded?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 09:35 AM (abNpZ) 24
Rockin' Rollins the later years
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 26, 2019 09:35 AM (DjiZK) 25
What's with the shades?
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 09:35 AM (EaXQR) 26
Epic Beard Guy has no fucks to give.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 09:35 AM (88+cf) 27
Back already.... apparently Alexander Gerd was an honorary member of something or other in Russia.. and a colluder .....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (90T4r) 28
Shit all I get is a bunch of hits of gerd and some new politian.
Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (mpXpK) 29
I do not like exploding esophagus.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (tH5fk) Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (arJlL) 31
Russian beard bot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (XrCyE) 32
He's contemplating a letter he's about to write to his Aunt Irma.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (AURKQ) 33
Alexander Reflux Disease.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (RpnmO) 34
see my beard, ain't it weird?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 09:37 AM (V2Yro) 35
I saw Exploding Esophagus open for Meatloaf at the Silverdome in '88.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2019 09:37 AM (XrCyE) 36
At least he isn't sitting on an ottoman.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 26, 2019 09:37 AM (k1K1K) 37
Indigestion Entrepreneur.
Posted by: klaftern at July 26, 2019 09:37 AM (RuIsu) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 09:37 AM (qul7b) 39
What a beardo.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2019 09:38 AM (if3S1) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 09:38 AM (qul7b) 41
Alexander Gerd, at the time of this portrait, had retired from his career as a big cat trainer with Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus where he popularized the phrase "Gerd your lions!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:39 AM (m45I2) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2019 09:39 AM (6qErC) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (qul7b) 44
Come for the Art..... stay for the free association.....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (90T4r) 45
Which of the three Russian emotions is this? Rage, despair or vodka? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (veoSD) Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2) Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (arJlL) Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (9VeU0) 49
To be frank, it's actually a pretty good portrait. But the beard and shades are very distracting.
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (EaXQR) 50
Is that a bit of bacon in his beard?Or is it a turnip?
Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (7Of/6) 51
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Which of the three Russian emotions is this? Rage, despair or vodka? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (veoSD) Another snowy day in Moscow..... bummer.... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (90T4r) 52
the sun shades are pretty cool. at least he's not wearing those harry caray models that are so popular right now. people wearing those fucking things look like they're heading to their shift at the blast furnace in gary, in. wtf?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (KP5rU) 53
That tricky Wicket is hiding in that thicket, but watch out for his spear, and where he will stick it.
Posted by: The Endor Council on The Arts at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (hSpfk) 54
ain't skeered
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (tH5fk) 55
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Which of the three Russian emotions is this? Rage, despair or vodka? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2019 09:40 AM (veoSD) Da. Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (EaXQR) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (6qErC) Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2) 58
57 Alexander Reflux Disease"
Alexander's Ragtime Band? ******* Alexander's Ragtime Lap Band Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2) Rolling, we are....... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (90T4r) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (oVJmc) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (6qErC) 61
* considers Al Gerd * Isn't that the past tense of Al Gored? * goes back to finish reading Morning Report comments * Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (FYqfs) 62
he's sad cause he has reflux
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (dm05u) 63
59 Seth Mandel owns guinea pigs?
I guess gerbils weren't big enough for the same thrill any more. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:43 AM (oVJmc) Nutrias are big. Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (90T4r) 64
OK.
Anyway, today I learned Frank J. Fleming (he of IMAO) now writes for the Babylon Bee. Which explains much. Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (AM1GF) 65
To be Frank there's No Time Toulouse.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (tH5fk) 66
I saw a video of Mueller addressing a Tabor Academy graduation class from 2016. He looked and sounded like a different person, strong, lucid, coherent, basically everything he wasn't yesterday.
He has either declined significantly in the last couple years or he was faking it. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (K/2j/) Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2019 09:45 AM (if3S1) 68
Very Gerd...for a RUSSIAN!
Posted by: Little Adam Schitt, himself at July 26, 2019 09:45 AM (Ndje9) 69
Toulouse lips sink ships
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:45 AM (arJlL) 70
Which of the three Russian emotions is this? Rage, despair or vodka?
******* He's looking at the world through Kaboom-colored glasses. Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:45 AM (m45I2) 71
"A visitor is all I ask. A temporary companion to pass away a few hours of my lonely life. What's that Lord? A 7 foot mute? Well, if that's all you've got, sure."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (m79Dg) 72
How could you even eat with all that on your face.... sheesh....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (90T4r) Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (arJlL) 74
71 "A visitor is all I ask. A temporary companion to pass away a few hours of my lonely life. What's that Lord? A 7 foot mute? Well, if that's all you've got, sure."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (m79Dg) Oh, well done!!! Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:46 AM (90T4r) 75
He has either declined significantly in the last couple years or he was faking it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (K/2j/) ~~~~~ I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal. Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:47 AM (sGotD) 76
it's amazing how the human mind can find familiar forms in abstract patterns, like animals in clouds, or, as here, a human face in splotches of color.
it's called pareidolia. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2019 09:47 AM (Pg+x7) 77
>>I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal.
That's my take as well. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:48 AM (K/2j/) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (Pg+x7) 79
77 >>I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal.
That's my take as well. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:48 AM (K/2j/) So, you are saying he has dementia?? Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (90T4r) 80
This guy needs lessons from Sargent and Whistler on how to deploy the black. The Spaniards could help too.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (UuitT) 81
Alexander Reflux Disease.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 26, 2019 09:36 AM (RpnmO) there is an ICD-10 code for this, or is it just "tummyache, general" Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (vJw+j) 82
ow could you even eat with all that on your face.... sheesh....
****** Even eating soup would be a strain. (Wait for it) Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (m45I2) 83
Come for the Art..... stay for the free association.....
Posted by: kraken hey, its free ! Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:41 AM (arJlL) Yeah, if you're too cheap to donate.--Ace. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (m79Dg) 84
He has either declined significantly in the last couple years or he was faking it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:44 AM (K/2j/) ~~~~~ I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal. Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:47 AM (sGotD) I honestly don't know what to think. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (y7DUB) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (pNxlR) 86
So, you are saying he has dementia??
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:49 AM (90T4r) Hard not to suspect it.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (wYseH) 87
>>So, you are saying he has dementia??
I don't know if it's dementia or just age catching up with him but he definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:50 AM (K/2j/) 88
I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but
I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal. Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:47 AM (sGotD) Al Capone had a rapid decline when he got to prison, from his syphilis. I always wondered how much was real and how much was to get out of prison. Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2019 09:51 AM (vJw+j) 89
Al Gerd-zheera Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 09:51 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (9VeU0) 91
Is this Chris Stapleton before he went country?
Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (88xKn) 92
My head hurts, my feet stink, and God doesn't love me.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs) 93
it's amazing how the human mind can find familiar forms in abstract patterns, like animals in clouds, or, as here, a human face in splotches of color.
it's called pareidolia. Posted by: musical jolly chimp Or a sniper in a beard. Posted by: JT at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (arJlL) 94
I did not watch the Mueller testimony, I relied on the Horde commentary here..... apparently it was quite a spectacle.
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (90T4r) 95
'It's happening"
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (2nt8i) 96
Play 'Sharp Dressed Man!'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (oVJmc) 97
There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (NWiLs) 98
He was a villain of the week, 3nd season of WILD, WILD WEST.
Posted by: oddly cheerful at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (oS0xz) 99
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (kPMrr) 100
I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal.
That's my take as well. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:48 AM (K/2j/) "Hey, I'm FBI. Faking it is part of the job description. Besides, if you've ever seen a drunk Hillary with a belt sander in her hands over your exposed genitalia, you'd be faking like a pro!"--Bob "The Mule" Mueller. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (m79Dg) 101
92 My head hurts, my feet stink, and God doesn't love me.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs) Top O' the Morning, Insom..... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (90T4r) 102
Donald Sutherland, with a thick ass beard.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (kPMrr) 103
Alexander needs to apply Occam's razor.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (m45I2) 104
3nd?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (oVJmc) 105
Dude looks like his gurd is conflicting with his gall stones.
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (kdIBj) 106
>>So, you are saying he has dementia??
>>> he definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. ~~~~~ Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (sGotD) 107
whatever is going on with mueller, who cares? fuck that traitorous prick. he should be mumbling to himself at gitmo. he's just a part of everything wrong with our "government." lot of human wreckage in his wake.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (KP5rU) 108
Wasn't he in ZZ Top?
Posted by: cpurick at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (7YrFp) 109
95 'It's happening" Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (2nt8i) What, we've been reduced to play-by-play of bowel movements now? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (pNxlR) 110
92 My head hurts, my feet stink, and God doesn't love me.
---------------------- This is just God's way of telling you to bathe, sit down and take it easy for an hour or two. God loves all the little children. Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM) 111
>>So, you are saying he has dementia??
>>> he definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. ~~~~~ Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 09:55 AM (K/2j/) 112
Top O' the Morning, Insom.....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (90T4r) Top o' the morning to you too! Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs) 113
Big beard does not equal commie. Phil Robertson and his family would like a word with you.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:55 AM (kPMrr) 114
100 I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal.
If he was "faking" it it backfired bigly Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (O2RFr) 115
This is just God's way of telling you to bathe, sit down and take it easy for an hour or two. God loves all the little children.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM) Like Ike loved Tina. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs) 116
Ohio Two-Year Budget News:
$2,450,516,156 increase in Medicaid spending. 17% increase in funding for Medicaid Department. 39% increase in Secretary of State's Office funding 41% increase in state EPA office funding Show choir will now be a phys ed credit in high school. Computer Coding will now count as a foreign language credit in HS. And vetoed Medical Cost Transparency. It's nice having a Republican governor..... Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (vg8iE) 117
My cat had a bowel movement. His depth perception at the ripe olde age of fifteen seems lacking and he told me that where his ass is with respect to the edge of the box is not in his purvue.
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (kdIBj) Posted by: Hillary! at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (oVJmc) 119
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Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Insert James Earl Jones Here" at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (Ndje9) 120
117 My cat had a bowel movement. His depth perception at the ripe olde age of fifteen seems lacking and he told me that where his ass is with respect to the edge of the box is not in his purvue.
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 09:56 AM (kdIBj) Don't you mean purr-view? Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs) 121
Looking forward to a day of lounging, and sloth.... all my tasks are accomplished, or conveniently forgotten.....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (90T4r) 122
So, you are saying he has dementia??
---------- He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (sGotD) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (Wx/+I) Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (kdIBj) 125
94 I did not watch the Mueller testimony, I relied on the Horde commentary here..... apparently it was quite a spectacle.
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 09:53 AM (90T4r) ------ It was. Related, Kimberly Strassel has a very good column out today, calling out what the Mueller investigation was: A coverup of the FBI, DOJ, and IC malfeasance. Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (G0vdT) 126
Insom, I thought things were getting better? What happened?
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (kPMrr) 127
40
Sitting on the throne, knowing that it's about to happen... Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 09:38 AM (qul7b) I sure the hell hope that wasn't a status report, from home. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (V2Yro) 128
92 My head hurts, my feet stink, and God doesn't love me.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs) ----------- Did you wake up behind the dumpster by the 7-11 again? Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (qC1Sy) 129
FTSB - Jay Caruso just completely DESTROYED my claim that he is subliterate and has as much qualification to edit other people's writing as a hamster.
hampster Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (YmfOS) 130
Old Al was credited as being the first to play "pull my finger" jokes on his grandkids. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (pNxlR) 131
hillary is a walking, talking, bowel movement. by now, she most likely can shit through a screen. poor huma. HA!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (KP5rU) 132
Mueller went out of character for a moment when he suddenly launched a vigorous, articulate, coherent defense of the 16 Angry Democrats. He was totally chewing up time with that Vinnie the Chin routine.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (UuitT) 133
This is what a Neo would look like at age 75.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (Rzloy) 134
A strategy to go out and act like a drooling coot does not do much to bolster your case for Obstruction, does it?
The Dems will probably claim Mueller's incapacity means they need a whole NEW investigation. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (oVJmc) 135
I came across a picture of Jerry "The Zipper" Nadler's father,
He too is quite the dresser. SFW https://tinyurl.com/yyvbokzg Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (vd8XM) 136
Mueller has syphilis?
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (88+cf) 137
21 Big beard = commie
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 09:34 AM (tH5fk) or Major League Baseball --- Some of these teams look like the House of David barnstorming teams of old. Posted by: Pete Seria at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (7ZQe3) 138
So, you are saying he has dementia?? ---------- He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. Twas Vangeaux, would only be one ear Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (kdIBj) 139
126 Insom, I thought things were getting better? What happened?
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (kPMrr) I'm being part tongue in cheek but my head does actually hurt and I had an interview canceled on me yesterday. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs) 140
Don't you mean purr-view?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs) I was wanting to use that damn line in all the Mueller posts and couldn't find a good opening. bastard! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (l0HIT) 141
So, you are saying he has dementia??
---------- He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (K/2j/) 142
Heat Miser in retirement.
Posted by: oddly cheerful at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (oS0xz) 143
139 126 Insom, I thought things were getting better? What happened?
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 09:58 AM (kPMrr) I'm being part tongue in cheek but my head does actually hurt and I had an interview canceled on me yesterday. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs) " It's NOT a tumah!! " Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (90T4r) 144
Insom, are you okay?
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (ccf8F) 145
i remember vinnie the chin. mueller isn't worthy of carrying his piss soaked bedroom slippers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (KP5rU) 146
I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal.
Unless he was told, "Your report didn't help the Dems at all; you were a major disappointment and hurt is. You need to play a senile old man so we can discredit your work. You will act, or you will find yourself dead." Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (19g6/) 147
>>Dangit. Missed an opportunity to pun it up
That's OK. You will pounce on the next opportunity. Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (2nt8i) 148
A reminder to the perpetually stupid Cuck Wing of Conservative, Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of the DNC)...
The Tea Party was we, The Great Unwashed in your minds, asking nicely. DJT was a warning shot across the bow. Trust me, you are not going to want to find-out what comes next. Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (77WPm) 149
110 92 My head hurts, my feet stink, and God doesn't love me.
---------------------- This is just God's way of telling you to bathe, sit down and take it easy for an hour or two. God loves all the little children. Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM) even the achy, smelly ones. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (AURKQ) 150
Only has one oar in the water.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic. Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (K/2j/) --------- Maybe the pressure got to Mueller? The storm he's been in the middle of along with the pressure of expectations maybe just wore him out? Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (qC1Sy) 151
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. Alexander Gerd! Of the Durd County Gerds. When he and his six brothers and sisters walked to school they were called the Gerd Herd. The Gerd Herd of Durd County. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (axyOa) 152
God loves all the little children.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM) It's the adults he can't stand. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (m79Dg) 153
I came across a picture of Jerry "The Zipper" Nadler's father,
He too is quite the dresser. SFW https://tinyurl.com/yyvbokzg Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (vd8XM) Nadler's Grandpa is Fidel Castro? Explains a lot. The old boy really does look like the aged Castro. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (abNpZ) 154
Yeah, my beard is headed to 19th century Russian guy territory. Time to shave that sucker off. (And I like the painting. The internal gaze is conveyed well.)
And good morning, Horde. Almost to the weekend. Here's hoping everybody can relax and recharge. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (RD7QR) 155
Chilluns... God loves all the little Chilluns....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (90T4r) 156
He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. A few pesos short of a dollar. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (l0HIT) Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (ccf8F) 158
This guy looks like someone who would later be shot by the Bolsheviks.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (NFEMn) 159
Did you wake up behind the dumpster by the 7-11 again?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (qC1Sy) Wawa. I have standards. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) 160
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)[\I]
Ah, well pip pip and cheerio and all that happy shit. Chin up, Ole chap. One leg at a time. The sun will come up.....tomorrow. Lord I hate that song. Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (kPMrr) 161
Why are neverTrumpers so dedicated to defending the honor of Robert Mueller? It's like he's their medieval virgin daughter.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (JgA4k) 162
Thank the stars we've not been subjected to the next painting in this series, Gerd's Loins. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (pNxlR) 163
He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. A few pesos short of a dollar. No breeze in the Windmills of His Mind. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (oVJmc) 164
He has either declined significantly in the last couple years or he was faking it.
Posted by: JackStraw It can move that fast. I saw it with dad. He may well have just gone downhill quite quickly. Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (AM1GF) 165
Shyte.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (kPMrr) 166
My testosterone makes me want to hit it.
Posted by: Spartacus at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (t6MX/) 167
It wasn't a matter of pride, rather one of survival.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (UuitT) 168
Acting befuddled is an effective alternative to not answering under the protective umbrella of the fifth amendment. I strongly suspect the Mueller himself is complicit in 'Obstruction of Justice' activities on behalf of McCabe and Hillary et al.
In such a case self-protection trumps mere pride. Posted by: Lurking Cynic at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (KI5/+) 169
He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. A few pesos short of a dollar. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (l0HIT) A few mules short of a train Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (JgA4k) 170
That guy's beard is bigger than Obama's.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (oVJmc) 171
Sharp Dressed But Off-Key Man - a limerick He played. Seemed he never would stop But the show was an absolute flop That dude, Alexander Was a crap cover bander He kept blowing his ZZ Top Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m45I2) 172
Lyndon LaRouche is dead but his remainders are having fun with things Mueller this week.
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (Dhcvl) 173
I think Mueller had to drug himself almost into a coma just too get himself there.
So the lights were on but nobody was home. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (l0HIT) 174
I suspect the reason we are loathe to believe that Mueller is exactly what we saw - that there was subterfuge going on - is that for years he has been portrayed as this huge, mythic, strongman, and he has dominated our thoughts and our public discourse.
Emotionally, you want to have an enemy that justifies all the work it took to beat him, and the emotional toll it took on you. It's just hard to accept that our enemies, who cause us so much trouble, are in fact nothing more than fools, clowns, and mental defectives. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (V2Yro) 175
mueller reminds me of a perpetually constipated basset hound my neighbor used to have.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (KP5rU) 176
A reminder to the perpetually stupid Cuck Wing of Conservative, Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of the DNC)...
The Tea Party was we, The Great Unwashed in your minds, asking nicely. DJT was a warning shot across the bow. Trust me, you are not going to want to find-out what comes next. Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:02 AM (77WPm) "Somebody hold me back before I hurt these assholes. Please?"--Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m79Dg) 177
159 Did you wake up behind the dumpster by the 7-11 again?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 09:59 AM (qC1Sy) Wawa. I have standards. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) As per the cancelled interview Insom.... you didn't volunteer all your social media stuff to them, did you??? .... We TALKED about this, dude..... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (90T4r) 178
If he was "faking" it it backfired bigly ------------------- I think he was faking it as a ploy to avoid being held responsible for the criminal fallout that will follow. Acting feeble is a good dodge here. He was basically telling his producers this load of shit is all yours. Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (2LelM) 179
I've seen others who suggested he was faking it, but I believe he has far too much pride to belittle himself like that. That was the real deal.
Unless he was told, "Your report didn't help the Dems at all; you were a major disappointment and hurt is. You need to play a senile old man so we can discredit your work. You will act, or you will find yourself dead." Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2019 10:01 AM (19g6/) It was a little bit of both. He has definitely lost his edge, but he was still trying to be a weasel and give weasel answers. He just couldn't pull it off convincingly because he's not up to the task. Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (NFEMn) 180
A bubble out of plumb.
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (ccf8F) 181
136 Mueller has syphilis?
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (88+cf) Either that or lupus. Posted by: Dr. House at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (9VeU0) 182
A few chromosomes short of a Cro Magnon
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (Rzloy) 183
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
It's still the summer of Insomniac, dude. Get after it. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (t6MX/) 184
Poor man, not only does he need a shave & a haircut, but he's got GERD.
Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (uLuPn) 185
A few goats short of a party.
Posted by: Achmed at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (l0HIT) 186
Wawa. I have standards.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) ------------ Had to look that up, as those fine establishments don't appear to exist here in Commiefornia. Oh, and glad to see I didn't completely step in it with you. Thought maybe I'd have to slink off in shame. Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (qC1Sy) 187
So, you are saying he has dementia??
---------- He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball. Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming. Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (sGotD) 188
146. Yup. Mr. Integrity didn't want to be deep sixed by Deep State.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (UuitT) 189
@realDonaldTrump 8 minutes ago
.@FoxNews is at it again. So different from what they used to be during the 2016 Primaries, & before - Proud Warriors! Now new Fox Polls, which have always been terrible to me (they had me losing BIG to Crooked Hillary), have me down to Sleepy Joe. Even considering..... ...the fact that I have gone through a three year vicious Witch Hunt, perpetrated by the Lamestream Media in Collusion with Crooked and the Democrat Party, there can be NO WAY, with the greatest Economy in U.S. history, that I can be losing to the Sleepy One. KEEP AMERICA GREAT! @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago There may or may not be National Security concerns with regard to Google and their relationship with China. If there is a problem, we will find out about it. I sincerely hope there is not!!! Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (cF8AT) 190
It was a little bit of both.
He has definitely lost his edge, but he was still trying to be a weasel and give weasel answers. He just couldn't pull it off convincingly because he's not up to the task. Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:06 AM (NFEMn) I'll buy that. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (t6MX/) 191
As per the cancelled interview Insom.... you didn't volunteer all your social media stuff to them, did you??? .... We TALKED about this, dude.....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (90T4r) Lucky for me I have no social media presence except LinkedIn, which is about as bland as it gets. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (ha+Xw) 193
Big beard = commie
----------------- Or Confederate. Or married Amishman. Amish men of marriageable age who are still single are clean-shaven. Posted by: Basement Cat at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (pPNCa) 194
"The Lights are on, but He's not Home"......
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (90T4r) 195
The old boy really does look like the aged Castro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:03 AM (abNpZ) Ahh, the '32 Castro. An excellent vintage! Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (m79Dg) 196
A wheel short of a unicycle.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (J+mig) 197
Rich Zeoli yesterday suggested that Mueller was going the Frank Pentangeli route from "Godfather II". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (pNxlR) 198
161 Why are neverTrumpers so dedicated to defending the honor of Robert Mueller? It's like he's their medieval virgin daughter.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (JgA4k) My theory? They've all said it once on good faith merely because every other pillowf*cker on twitter was saying it, and if they ever go back on it now they'll be admitting that their superlative intellects and razor sharp Conservative! instincts are not infallible. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (AURKQ) 199
Is that Jim Carrey?
Posted by: FrodoB at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (Cl1sy) 200
Helloooooooo nurse!
*SEIZE* Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs) 201
Emotionally, you want to have an enemy that justifies all the work it took to beat him, and the emotional toll it took on you. It's just hard to accept that our enemies, who cause us so much trouble, are in fact nothing more than fools, clowns, and mental defectives.
Posted by: Tom Servo Part of the problem is that our enemies like putting forth false faces that hide the actual leadership. Gives us something to unload on while giving the real brains a free hand to operate. It also tends to create lots of rogue splinters over time, but that just adds to our frustration as well. Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (AM1GF) 202
Amish men of marriageable age who are still single are clean-shaven.
Posted by: Basement Cat So are the women Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (vd8XM) 203
He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. A few pesos short of a dollar. A few mules short of a train ****** Two rhymes short of a limerick Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (m45I2) 204
He definitely appears to have lost a few miles per hour off his fastball.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor anymore. Cheese has slid off his cracker. Only has one oar in the water. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming. Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (sGotD) His 23 And Me kit was only 22. Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (axyOa) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (qul7b) 206
A coupla goats short of an orgy
Posted by: Achmed at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (l0HIT) 207
@realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago Trump shouldn't underestimate the stupidity of the American voter... And the cheating Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (O2RFr) 208
191 As per the cancelled interview Insom.... you didn't volunteer all your social media stuff to them, did you??? .... We TALKED about this, dude.....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (90T4r) Lucky for me I have no social media presence except LinkedIn, which is about as bland as it gets. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs) And here man... of course..... you always have us.... we're a bunch of Smeagols.... always helping.... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (90T4r) 209
An editor at CNN has resigned after a series of antisemitic comments he made resurfaced on Thursday. (tweets) CNN's statement accepting the resignation of the editor makes clear the editor had worked at CNN for some time, and had made the antisemitic statements back in 2011. The tweets from Mohammed Elshamy, a photo editor for CNN, first surfaced earlier on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (QkjLD) 210
Why are neverTrumpers so dedicated to defending the honor of Robert Mueller? It's like he's their medieval virgin daughter.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (JgA4k) That's medieval parents for you. They don't even know their daughter is the village bicycle. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (m79Dg) 211
202 Amish men of marriageable age who are still single are clean-shaven.
Posted by: Basement Cat So are the women Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (vd8XM) LoL...... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (90T4r) 212
John Nolte posted an analysis of Mewler's performance.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (UuitT) 213
So how long before the Dems accuse PDT of drugging Mueller?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (axyOa) 214
Ahh, the '32 Castro. An excellent vintage!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:08 AM (m79Dg) That's the one with a straight six and a four-speed? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (wYseH) 215
They don't even know their daughter is the village bicycle.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male Her nickname was "Doorknob" Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (vd8XM) 216
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:07 AM (qC1Sy)
All good. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (NWiLs) 217
"Somebody hold me back before I hurt these assholes. Please?"--Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m79Dg) The wholesale demise of the Republican Party does not require violence. Stop projecting. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (AURKQ) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (t6MX/) 219
I see our local Republican couple is pouncing and seizing.
It's like something out of an MBM headline.... Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (qC1Sy) 220
He didn't have to testify, Barr gave him a hall pass.
Why show up just to fake being one step away from depends and bathrobe town? Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (88+cf) 221
Bobby Mewler was stumbling, fumbling and stalling for time with the Republicans. With the Dems he had no problem answering everything positively for their benefit. He's a political hack and shitty liar Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (kw5n8) 222
An editor at CNN has resigned after a series of antisemitic comments he made resurfaced on Thursday. (tweets) CNN's statement accepting the resignation of the editor makes clear the editor had worked at CNN for some time, and had made the antisemitic statements back in 2011. The tweets from Mohammed Elshamy, a photo editor for CNN, first surfaced earlier on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (QkjLD) Hey! He's Muslim! You can't persecute him while he's beheading you! It's in the Constitution! Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (m79Dg) 223
If Mueller had competently lied , I believe it would have been the beginning of the beginning of a national crisis and civil unrest.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (Rzloy) Posted by: Meullin Quim at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (qul7b) Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (qC1Sy) 226
Is Fen still here?
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (dm05u) Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (kPMrr) 228
Bobby Mewler was stumbling, fumbling and stalling for time with the Republicans. With the Dems he had no problem answering everything positively for their benefit. He's a political hack and shitty liar
That's because he "practiced" the Dem questions for weeks.. He was not prepared for the republicans Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (O2RFr) 229
The tweets from Mohammed Elshamy, a photo editor for CNN, first surfaced earlier on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:10 AM (QkjLD) A muzzie making anti-Semitic statements? How novel. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (abNpZ) 230
A coupla goats short of an orgy
Posted by: Achmed at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (l0HIT) -------------- A group of goats is called a tribe or trip of goats. Trivia: what is a single gangbanged goat called? Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl) Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (axyOa) 232
Kim Kardashian Visits the White House With Daughter North
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD) 233
Bobby Mewler was stumbling, fumbling and stalling for time with the Republicans. With the Dems he had no problem answering everything positively for their benefit. He's a political hack and shitty liar
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (kw5n I noticed this, also. Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (uLuPn) 234
Whoever cancelled with you Insomniac is a fucking asshole. And a fucking retard. EABD Douchebags.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (l0HIT) 235
A coupla goats short of an orgy
Posted by: Achmed ********* Achmed, I've heard you are so jealous you won't allow anybody else in your perve ewe. Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (m45I2) 236
if grammie is still here - thanks for mentioning the equifax settlement tool.
Looks like hubby is "impacted" Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (dm05u) 237
217
"Somebody hold me back before I hurt these assholes. Please?"--Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m79Dg) The wholesale demise of the Republican Party does not require violence. Stop projecting. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (AURKQ) The Republican party, as we once knew it, has been dead. It just doesn't know it yet. Cucks killed it. Co-opted much like the Tea Party was. But it isn't just the Rethugicans, the Dems are fracturing bigly too. I would offer that it isn't beyond reason to see the end of the two party system in 10 years as the extreme left fractures the Dems, and us Constitutionalists fracture away from the Rethugicans/neocons/cucks. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (N39Ws) 238
232 Kim Kardashian Visits the White House With Daughter North
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD) Ah, the random naming of offspring... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r) 239
Trivia: what is a single gangbanged goat called?
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl) Well, not "dinner", that's for sure. That would just be unclean! Posted by: Sultan Ayatollah Rockinrollah at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (AURKQ) 240
Trivia: what is a single gangbanged goat called?
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl) A girlfriend? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (l0HIT) 241
Damn, NurseR gave Insom epilepsy...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2019 10:09 AM (qul7b) *** Dang. I didn't know you could catch it...you know...that way. Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (axyOa) 242
Wiggles. Damn you autocorrect.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (kPMrr) 243
The wholesale demise of the Republican Party does not require violence.
Stop projecting. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:11 AM (AURKQ) Could be fun? Isn't that reason enough? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (m79Dg) 244
Whoever cancelled with you Insomniac is a fucking asshole. And a fucking retard. EABD Douchebags.
Give us their address! Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (88+cf) 245
Trivia: what is a single gangbanged goat called?
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl) tenderized Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (ykq7q) 246
Trivia: what is a single gangbanged goat called?
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl) Omar? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (t6MX/) 247
Kim Kardashian Visits the White House With Daughter North
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD) Her middle name is By Northwest Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (kw5n8) 248
"Somebody hold me back before I hurt these assholes. Please?"--Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:05 AM (m79Dg) Have you perhaps calculated how many "Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors" have a past of the more, uh, active variety of Warrior? Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (77WPm) 249
Jerrold "Humpty Dumpty" Nadler will go to court to get Mueller grand jury material
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (QkjLD) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (ha+Xw) 251
Underneath that beard is .. another beard.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (YmfOS) 252
Ah, the random naming of offspring...
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r) Not random. Say it with the father's last name. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (Rzloy) 253
Ah, the random naming of offspring...
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r) Is North's south end as big as her momma's? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (abNpZ) 254
I think I've finally figured out why the NeverTrumpers hate Trump so much. Most of these guys are preternaturally older than their years. Look at them. Goldberg, Hayes, Kristol. They are guys that want to be Big Important Men and wear suits and sit at their desks and look like adults and have people listen to them.
They are not "do-ers", just "thinkers." I remember David Brooks on TV about 20 years ago. He was only a couple years older than me, but he looked like he was 60. He, like most of the others, wanted to be Old before their time. They are all tired. Now here comes Trump, a whirlwind of energy and testosterone , a do-er, not a thinker, a man of real action , a guy YOUNGER than his years--even though he is older than most of them. He simply puts them to shame and makes them look like the ridiculous , stuffed shirts that they ARE--and in fact they always wanted to be. He has rendered them obsolete---and they KNOW it. Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (NFEMn) 255
252 Ah, the random naming of offspring...
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r) Not random. Say it with the father's last name. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (Rzloy) Oh good Lord.... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (90T4r) 256
No court is going to give fat Nadler grand jury material.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (DIcye) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (Wx/+I) 258
Could be fun? Isn't that reason enough?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (m79Dg) Heh. Fair point. Would you rather pop the balloon with a needle, or watch the balloon impotently flutter to the ground under the weight of its own feckless banality? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (AURKQ) 259
250 Sponge,
Giggles work too! Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (ha+Xw) Giggling is good. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (kPMrr) Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (O2RFr) 262
Give us their address!
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 10:15 AM (88+cf) Oh yeah. Fish in a bag for starters. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (l0HIT) 263
If Mueller had competently lied , I believe it would have been the beginning of the beginning of a national crisis and civil unrest.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:12 AM (Rzloy) The precursor to the beginning of the beginning of a national crisis and civil unrest. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (m79Dg) 264
Jerrold "Humpty Dumpty" Nadler will go to court to get Mueller grand jury material
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (QkjLD) It will blow up in his face again Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (NFEMn) 265
The EU's chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, said Boris Johnson's demands are 'unacceptable'
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (QkjLD) 266
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I would be happy to help, but the last thing Insom needs is job references from the Horde. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (Wx/+I) I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!! Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r) 267
265 The EU's chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, said Boris Johnson's demands are 'unacceptable'
I'm starting to like this Boris guy Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (O2RFr) 268
265 The EU's chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, said Boris Johnson's demands are 'unacceptable'
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (QkjLD) So, it's "no-deal" Brexit then, which I think suits Johnson just fine. Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (77WPm) 269
JoeF,
Plus, PDT has Melania. And he has charisma and is a master troller. He's funny and aggressive and Mr New York. At least before NY got all pussified Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (ha+Xw) 270
Have you perhaps calculated how many "Trump Supporting Armchair Warriors" have a past of the more, uh, active variety of Warrior?
Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (77WPm) Armchair Warriors are like Monday Morning Quarterbacks. They never played. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg) 271
Democrats actually believed Mueller was going to say something that wasn't in his 400 page report. They are retards.
Posted by: Foot : Rake at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (4Eo4+) 272
The EU's chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, said Boris Johnson's demands are 'unacceptable' Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (QkjLD) The EU war machine is being mobilized! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (Wx/+I) 273
I'm being part tongue in cheek but my head does actually hurt and I had an interview canceled on me yesterday.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs) You should bill them for time lost. Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (dm05u) 274
Why are neverTrumpers so dedicated to defending the honor of Robert Mueller? It's like he's their medieval virgin daughter.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 26, 2019 10:04 AM (JgA4k) If you think of the NTs as tools of the deep state, he's been their made man for a long fucking time and they're probably afraid of him turning on them. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB) 275
265 The EU's chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, said Boris Johnson's demands are 'unacceptable'
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:18 AM (QkjLD) Boris should bounce Michel's head off a concrete wall a couple of times to see if that helps. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs) 276
That dude lives north of The Wall.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (hYUjK) 277
271 Democrats actually believed Mueller was going to say something that wasn't in his 400 page report. They are retards.
Posted by: Foot : Rake at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (4Eo4+) He didn't even say anything that WAS in his 400 page report. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (AURKQ) 278
Heh. Fair point.
Would you rather pop the balloon with a needle, or watch the balloon impotently flutter to the ground under the weight of its own feckless banality? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (AURKQ) They both sound pretty good. Maybe we could do both? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (m79Dg) 279
Ah, the random naming of offspring... Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r) What do you mean by that? Posted by: Twodogsfucking at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (Fs5vw) 280
I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r) "Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT) 281
Armchair Warriors are like Monday Morning Quarterbacks. They never played.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg) Uh, no. Not really. And certainly not all. Though you've given a pretty apt description of KristolMeth, Jonah the Whale, Max BootToTheHead, etc. Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (77WPm) 282
People: Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Up About Aging and What Happens When You're Not Considered 'Beautiful'
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD) 283
273 I'm being part tongue in cheek but my head does actually hurt and I had an interview canceled on me yesterday.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs) You should bill them for time lost. Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:20 AM (dm05u) If I could bill for every interview or job I didn't get I'd be set for life. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs) 284
Lol!
We, the undersigned, vouch for Insom's character..... Sincerely, Charlie Brown's Dildo, Masturbatin' Pete, Kracken.... It's gotta work. Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (kPMrr) 285
Oh good Lord....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (90T4r) A friend of mine married a guy whose last name was Oakey. I told her it was too bad her name wasn't Kari. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (Ez6QX) 286
280 I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r) "Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT) Exhibit A for why this is a really bad idea... Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs) 287
Thormund Giants-Bane
Posted by: Nom de blog at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (hYUjK) 288
"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT) Insomniac never milked my trust account. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (abNpZ) 289
Giggles work too!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (ha+Xw) Giggling is good. Posted by: Insomniac not sure I want to know how your butt giggles, nurse. Posted by: Sponge **** Read this stuff out loud with an Alexa in the room and see how soon you get a pop up ad for Motel 6. Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (axyOa) Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (77WPm) 291
If the UK accepts and prepares for a hard Brexit, it won't be that bad when it happens.
Posted by: Euronazi Union at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (4Eo4+) 292
Take away the suit he resembles a modern biker
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (fEfyF) 293
I don't doubt that Bob is somewhat soft in the head. I also think it's probable he was something of a figurehead being used by his subordinates for his "good" name.
But I also have zero doubt he was coached to play up that angle in testimony and use it as cover for his lies. He doesn't even know what Fusion GPS is? Or basically anything else? Give. Me. A. Break. Those were lies. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (5I0ZI) 294
I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r) "Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT) ------ "Insomniac will be the best Insomniac he can be." /Captain Obvious Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (iB1oa) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (AURKQ) 296
286 280 I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r) "Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT) Exhibit A for why this is a really bad idea... Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs) He's really an amazing guy, excepting that vendetta God has with him. Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (EaXQR) Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (m45I2) 298
246 Trivia: what is a single gangbanged goat called?
Posted by: G at July 26, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhcvl) Omar? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:16 AM (t6MX/) Not single. That's a goat that's married, to its brother. Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (cD09y) 299
Things that make me feel rejected - applied for a census job 2 months ago - haven't heard a thing.
How high are their standards? Did I fail the "if you see a coworker who's a single mom stealing from the till what do you do?" test? It's not like I have a rap sheet. Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (dm05u) 300
He didn't even say anything that WAS in his 400 page report.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (AURKQ) C'mon now, it's not like he contradicted himself or was shown to be full of shit or exposed that the whole report was a Dem political hit job /s Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (kw5n8) 301
People: Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Up About Aging and What Happens When You're Not Considered 'Beautiful'
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD) The steamed clam doesn't help, honey. Or the fact that you keep babbling about it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (abNpZ) 302
"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT) He makes a mean stew. - Cannibal Bob He marauds like a mother fucke.r - Berserker Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (t6MX/) 303
>>"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Insomniac is a paragon of virtue and class. -Micehelle Obama's Landing Strip Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (K/2j/) 304
A smuggling scandal implicating Taiwan's presidential bodyguards has engulfed China Airlines after the island's largest carrier revealed huge quantities of duty-free cigarettes were routinely sold to staff accompanying the island's leader on visits overseas.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD) 305
I know what Moron references for me would look like: "Hadrian is the most outstandingly mediocre chemist I know." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (Wx/+I) 306
294 I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r) "Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT) ------ "Insomniac will be the best Insomniac he can be." /Captain Obvious Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (iB1oa) --------- "Insomniac is often to be laughed at." //Warai-otoko (a.k.a. "Laughing Man") Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (AURKQ) 307
Off stupid joke sock
Posted by: Sooner at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (Fs5vw) 308
>>People: Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Up About Aging and What Happens When You're Not Considered 'Beautiful'
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD) She can also open up about What Happens When You're Considered a Fucking Whackjob. Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (cD09y) 309
Insomniac will integrate into your company as seemlessly as a carrot integrates with your chili.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (2nt8i) 310
Check Insomniacs background and you won't find any felonies. Anyone who could cover all those up without a trace you want working for you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (l0HIT) Posted by: Sen. Corey Bearder at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (Ndje9) 312
His browser history is, um, interesting. - NSA Bob.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:26 AM (t6MX/) Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (2nt8i) 314
I bet Muldoon could write a letter of reference in limerick.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa) 315
He's really an amazing guy, excepting that vendetta God has with him.
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (EaXQR) Whenever I think my life is more worthless than a bowl of fuck, I think of Insomniac and everything seems better. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (y7DUB) 316
@realDonaldTrump
Apple will not be given Tariff wavers, or relief, for Mac Pro parts that are made in China. Make them in the USA, no Tariffs! Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (cF8AT) 317
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I know what Moron references for me would look like: "Hadrian is the most outstandingly mediocre chemist I know." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (Wx/+I) I have heard it said there is no such thing as a truly average person. Hadrian proves otherwise. Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (EaXQR) 318
Damn flounder! The stew thing was right under my nose.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (l0HIT) 319
I have heard it said there is no such thing as a truly average person. Hadrian proves otherwise.
Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (EaXQR) So long as he's not Average Joe. Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (77WPm) 320
CNBC: Stocks rise on solid GDP report and strong tech earnings
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (QkjLD) 321
it's not like he contradicted himself or was shown to be full of shit or exposed that the whole report was a Dem political hit job
If the report was a Demo political hit job, they would have had a Dem-only rehearsal the day before to prepare Mueller for the questioning... Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (1+J19) 322
And don't we all love chili.
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (fEfyF) 323
>>Insomniac is a paragon of virtue and class.
-Micehelle Obama's Landing Strip One of my favorite socks of all time. Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (2nt8i) 324
Insomniac is passionate about global integrated stakeholder value and best-in-class sustainability leverage. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (Wx/+I) 325
I have renamed insomniac, In Job he acts.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (Rzloy) 326
Willow!!
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (90T4r) 327
He makes a mean stew. - Cannibal Bob
He marauds like a mother fucke.r - Berserker Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (t6MX/) This is some funny shit Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (NWiLs) 328
Maybe the horde should promise NOT to give letters of reference for Insom.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (cD09y) 329
"Insomniac deserves a berth on any ship serving under a captain of industry - and be sure to make it a wide one."
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (dm05u) 330
Apple to buy most of Intel's 5G cellular modem business, including 2200 employees, for $1+ billion
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (QkjLD) 331
Insom will support you every day and carry his weight like an Ace-built set of shelves.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:30 AM (axyOa) 332
'Hire Insomniac and your barrel will never appear less empty!'
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:30 AM (2nt8i) 333
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Insomniac is passionate about global integrated stakeholder value and best-in-class sustainability leverage. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (Wx/+I) Clearly Hadrian is the man to do recommendations. Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:30 AM (EaXQR) 334
314 I bet Muldoon could write a letter of reference in limerick.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa) Elegy in a Country Unemployment Line: ... This fellow who goes by Insomniac Seeks employment to buy things like bric-a-brac. He's good at his job, so just shut your gob and hire this guy, or i'll shoot this yak. Posted by: Warai-otoko standing menacingly next to a central asian ungulate at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (AURKQ) 335
Apple to buy most of Intel's 5G cellular modem business, including 2200 employees, for $1+ billion
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (QkjLD) Slavery! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (abNpZ) 336
316 @realDonaldTrump
Apple will not be given Tariff wavers, or relief, for Mac Pro parts that are made in China. Make them in the USA, no Tariffs! Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2019 10:27 AM (cF8AT) Is this Trump's first shot across the bow in the "war" on Big Tech? Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (CmURZ) 337
Mueller didn't even write his press statement from a couple of months ago he said.
I'm guessing that when he told Barr and other witnesses that it wasn't the DoJ rules that caused him not to indict Trump, that wasn't what the Weissman team intended. They then had the choice of coming out and saying mueller was uninformed and a figurehead or having him testify and hope it gave the dems more material. Several fails. Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (DIcye) 338
You should hire Insomniac because he's awesome and his feet definitely do NOT stink.
- Bebe's Boobs Destroy Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (kPMrr) 339
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:24 AM (dm05u)
------ I'll go ahead and take a guess that you failed the "registered Democrat" test. I refused to permit them to GPS tag my house last time, and so they sent several workers by. I assume they eventually just did it while I was gone. But every one I met was a total hippie dippie crusty ol' Lefty. In a county jam packed with conservatives. So I can only figure they screen for that. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (5I0ZI) 340
"Insomniac would be a tremendous asset to your staff". // Charlie Browns Dildo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:21 AM (l0HIT) He makes a mean stew. - Cannibal Bob He marauds like a mother fucke.r - Berserker Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:25 AM (t6MX/) Insomniac slices like a fucking hammer - Paul Anka Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (YmfOS) 341
Insomniac is a Job, well done....
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (90T4r) 342
I have it on good authority insomniac carries around a bag of the dicks he sheared from his opponents
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (fEfyF) 343
Insomniac is passionate about global integrated stakeholder value and best-in-class sustainability leverage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (Wx/+I) Clearly Hadrian is the man to do recommendations. Posted by: Someguy You forgot to squeeze "synergy" in there Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vd8XM) 344
Gerd was a nerd..
and "bird, bird, bird, bird is the word." Little known fact-- Alexander Gerd is the composer of that well-loved sixties classic. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (gYKMg) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (xSo9G) 346
CNBC: Stocks rise on solid GDP report and strong tech earnings
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (QkjLD) Have they credited Barry for that? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (kw5n8) 347
I discovered what true power is today.
True power is someone holding the real or metaphorical power to end you. Either literally or professionally. Or Alternatively never assume you have a relationship or repartee with a co-worker. Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (V1v3L) 348
Y'all are cracking me up over here
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs) 349
330 Apple to buy most of Intel's 5G cellular modem business, including 2200 employees, for $1+ billion
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:29 AM (QkjLD) BUYING employee?? Isn't that...SLAVERY? /s Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (Ez6QX) 350
Give Insomniac a job and you won't regret it. He may regret it but you won't.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (Rzloy) 351
People: Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Up About Aging and What Happens When You're Not Considered 'Beautiful'
======= Oh, the steaming isn't working any longer? Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vg8iE) 352
Apple to buy most of Intel's 5G cellular modem business, including 2200 employees, for $1+ billion Posted by: SMOD They bought 2200 employees? "How much for the women?" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (Wx/+I) 353
Insom is neither a moocher nor a looter, dagny
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (DIcye) 354
Insomniac is so sharp he could represent Florida Man and win.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (pPNCa) 355
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I would be happy to help, but the last thing Insom needs is job references from the Horde. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:17 AM (Wx/+I) I know.... we could all give character references.... Using our nics!!!! Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r) Insomniac is a hard-working, dependable asset! -- Masturbatin' Pete Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (RD7QR) 356
351 People: Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Up About Aging and What Happens When You're Not Considered 'Beautiful'
======= Oh, the steaming isn't working any longer? Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vg8iE) Eventually, it gets cooked well done. Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (cD09y) 357
'There's more than just Saltines in his prison briefcase.'
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (2nt8i) 358
So I can only figure they screen for that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (5I0ZI) I did wonder if it's a "friends and family" type of job - it's ridiculously overpaid in my county afaik. Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (dm05u) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (AURKQ) 360
353 Insom is neither a moocher nor a looter, dagny
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (DIcye) How are we going to get him a plush do nothing job with an attitude like that? More importantly, how would he then have time to goof of at AoSHQ? Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (EaXQR) 361
They bought 2200 employees? "How much for the women?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh 30 percent discount Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (vd8XM) 362
Hey!
Posted by: The Yak at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (gou4q) Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (VP1E6) 364
McConnell rejected Minority Leader Chuck Schumer's request for consent to pass legislation approved by the House that funds the Election Assistance Commission and sets up a requirement to use paper ballots, calling it "partisan legislation."
"Clearly this request is not a serious effort to make a law. Clearly something so partisan that it only received one single solitary Republican vote in the House is not going to travel through the Senate by unanimous consent," McConnell argued. Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (QkjLD) 365
He has successfully avoided appearing in Florida man headlines for weeks.
It's like he never sleeps. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (t6MX/) 366
Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (+y/Ru) 368
They bought 2200 employees? "How much for the women?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:33 AM (Wx/+I) Seventy percent, same as downtown. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (abNpZ) 369
You forgot to squeeze "synergy" in there
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vd8XM) And silos. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (l0HIT) Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (K/2j/) 371
And silos.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (l0HIT) Are silos good or bad? I forget Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (dm05u) 372
366 Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT) Okay, now it's just creepy. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR) 373
363 Definitely someone I look up to.
-AtC Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (VP1E6) lol Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (t6MX/) 374
Or Alternatively never assume you have a relationship or repartee with a co-worker.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (V1v3L) Uh oh. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs) 375
Insomnia will never sleep on the job
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (fEfyF) Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (tH5fk) 377
366 Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT) What? What the actual f*ck? Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (Ez6QX) 378
'Most pet walkers balk when I introduce them to my pet alligator, Gerdy. Not Insomniac.'
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (2nt8i) 379
California utilities agree to pay $10.5 billion into new wildfire fund
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (QkjLD) 380
Insomniac isn't just a crackerjack attorney... he'll bring you to a higher plane of existence. Just ask him to tell you the Good News about INSOMNIVM. Oh, and throw a branding iron on the fire. You'll need it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:36 AM (5I0ZI) 381
I mean I don't know about you guys but I'm certainly adding to my resume that "Award-winning blogger ace of spades certified me as being scorching hot."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz) 382
372 366 Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT) Okay, now it's just creepy. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR) She hasn't been charged with anything. How is this even legal? Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig) 383
359 Insomniac:
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Making Republicans repeat their question every time was a tactic to run out the clock. Yes, he's mentally weak, which President Trump would have ascertained from their meeting, but also drained from being in the service of Darkness.
He and Weissman did successfully tamper with the 2018 elections and if not for Bob Barr, he would STILL be "investigating", poised to indict the president and rip this country apart. He's a bum. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (Ndje9) 385
Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT) The Dems also want Ivanka and Jared's text messages and emails Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (kw5n8) 386
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She hasn't been charged with anything. How is this even legal?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig) at a guess, Nadler's a perv Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (dm05u) 391
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Posted by: creeper And he has his own stapler Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (vd8XM) 393
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Posted by: Oedipus at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (N4r5a) 394
The EU war machine is being mobilized!
So, The Mouse That Roared? Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2019 10:23 AM (77WPm) The Attack Of The 50ft. Lawyers! Rated R for violence. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (m79Dg) 395
392 I hearby vouch for Insomniac's superior character and work skills.
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Insomniac almost always wears pants, or at least identifies as doing so.
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Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (kPMrr) 398
'He hasn't been charged with anything...yet.'
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Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (oZ6kz) 400
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 26, 2019 10:38 AM (oZ6kz)
Oh Lord... Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:39 AM (NWiLs) 401
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Posted by: Toaster Fucker at July 26, 2019 10:39 AM (t6MX/) 402
366: They are acting as if there will never be limits set on their actions. This would stop if Horowitz/Steiner was perceived as an honest man who'd do more than look for ways to exonerate dems and always recommend better supervision and guidelines. They know the consequences will not come....soon, or otherwise.
Posted by: CN at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (U7k5w) 403
Insomniac:
Always available for night shifts! Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (AURKQ) That's actually a good recommendation. Posted by: Sooner at July 26, *** Unless they only do day shifts. Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (axyOa) 404
337 Mueller didn't even write his press statement from a couple of months ago he said.
I'm guessing that when he told Barr and other witnesses that it wasn't the DoJ rules that caused him not to indict Trump, that wasn't what the Weissman team intended. They then had the choice of coming out and saying mueller was uninformed and a figurehead or having him testify and hope it gave the dems more material. Several fails. Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:31 AM (DIcye) When he corrected the claim about the OLC to Leiu in his later statement, I think it might have been bc he got a call from DOJ telling Mueller his comment was contrary to his phone call w Barr. Stating that the OLC decision stopped indictment set Barr up for a lying to Congress claim, since Barr referenced the phone call w Mueller during his Senate testimony. Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (kkVtg) 405
See that sly Trump outfoxed them again. This is like Moose and Squirrel.
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California utilities agree to pay $10.5 billion into new wildfire fund Posted by: SMOD It's nice that they have so much money set aside for this purpose. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru) 410
'He'll never get over Nacho Grande. But, let's face the facts. None of us will.'
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407 Hire Insomniac. He pulled tail from an anonymous blog, ferchryssakes.
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (kPMrr) Insomniac: A man among lawyers! For whatever THAT'S worth. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:41 AM (RD7QR) 413
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Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
======= Fucking seriously? How can that fat bastard do that? She has nothing to do with "Congressional oversight" bullshit. This isn't a criminal investigation and even if it was, he wouldn't have any authority there either. This is past the point of being out of control. Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (vg8iE) 415
>> Looks like Mike Rindell may run against Omar.
#buymorepillows - - - - Fascinating path he's taken - the 2008 event he recounts is CRAZY. An American success story! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyFRMLZOktY Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (bDqIh) Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (2nt8i) 417
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California utilities agree to pay $10.5 billion into new wildfire fund
Posted by: SMOD It's nice that they have so much money set aside for this purpose. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK) Kinda wasteful, though, seeing as they have a fuckton of illegal aliens who will set fires for nothing. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (abNpZ) 420
Insomniac's five year goal is to have less HR warnings than the previous five years.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (Rzloy) 421
'He's a good man, Jeffrey. And thorough.'
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Heh, Scarborough is so infuriated that Trump keeps winning, he's now resorting to calling McConnell "Moscow Mitch".
LOL Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2019 10:43 AM (G0vdT) 423
>>Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
AYFKM!?! Going after his kids and Kushner was not enough? Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:43 AM (bDqIh) 424
New trimeter chant i'm going to try on for size at the next Trump rally:
"PUNT THE GUNT! PUNT THE GUNT!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:43 AM (AURKQ) 425
California utilities agree to pay $10.5 billion into new wildfire fund
Posted by: SMOD It's nice that they have so much money set aside for this purpose. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK) Kinda wasteful, though, seeing as they have a fuckton of illegal aliens who will set fires for nothing. ======= Yeah, but we're about to personally become $10.5 billion richer! Posted by: CA Pols and Bureaucrats at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (vg8iE) 426
Melania is now calling for "Nads" Nadler's phone records,
And his tailors name Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (aKsyK) 428
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Insomniac is passionate about global integrated stakeholder value and best-in-class sustainability leverage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2019 10:28 AM (Wx/+I) Clearly Hadrian is the man to do recommendations. Posted by: Someguy You forgot to squeeze "synergy" in there Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:32 AM (vd8XM) ---------------------------------- And he can synergize top-down value-added vertical integration... like a boss! Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (Zbbka) 430
420 Insomniac's five year goal is to have less HR warnings than the previous five years.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (Rzloy) *fewer Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs) 431
Melania is now calling for "Nads" Nadler's phone records, And his tailors name Posted by: Bruce And his gunt was perfect. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (aKsyK) 432
Bravo, Muldoon!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (t6MX/) 433
Putin watches the American media and laughs his ass off. Who knew he had this much power in the US......
Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (kPMrr) 434
And he can synergize top-down value-added vertical integration... like a boss!
Posted by: No One of Consequence Ooooo. Let's hire him!! Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (vd8XM) 435
Moscow mitch!?
Posted by: China at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (fEfyF) 436
Fascinating path he's taken - the 2008 event he recounts is CRAZY. An American success story!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyFRMLZOktY Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (bDqIh) Maybe he could fund his campaign by selling Crusader pillows. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (abNpZ) 437
California utilities agree to pay $10.5 billion into new wildfire fund
'Agree'. Yeah, that's the ticket. Give us $10.5 billion or we will take $10.5 billion. And now that we've set a precedent... Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (Ibwur) 438
>> Looks like Mike Rindell may run against Omar.
------ I've got his campaign slogan: Rindell: The Pillow Talk is Over. Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (G0vdT) 439
426 Melania is now calling for "Nads" Nadler's phone records,
And his tailors name Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (vd8XM) It's actually a joint collaboration between Fastenal and Coleman Outdoors. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ) 440
Nice muldoon
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Is the heavily subsidized trouser zipper industry based in Nadler's district?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2) 442
>>Maybe he could fund his campaign by selling Crusader pillows.
You have to understand what came before him embracing that cross. Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:46 AM (bDqIh) 443
Hire Insomniac. He's a perfectionist.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:46 AM (Rzloy) 444
430 420 Insomniac's five year goal is to have less HR warnings than the previous five years.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:42 AM (Rzloy) *fewer Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs) .... by covering his tracks better .... .... on second thought, let's leave that part out. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (Zbbka) Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (kPMrr) 446
Shame you can't Muldoon's limerick on your resume - you'd have to explain the nic, and AoSHQ, and then. . well. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (bDqIh) 447
Maybe he could fund his campaign by selling Crusader pillows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (abNpZ) Like a dakimakura with Richard Plantagenet on it? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (AURKQ) 448
Hire insomnia. He will never rest until he wins
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (fEfyF) 449
And he can synergize top-down value-added vertical integration... like a boss!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (Zbbka) My throughput for customer-facing deliverables is best in class. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (NWiLs) 450
He's got a nice Robert Mueller going there.
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Trying to drag the First Lady of the United States into your shitshow won't go over well with the general public, Nadler, you fat f***!
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:48 AM (CmURZ) Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (DuZls) 453
431
Melania is now calling for "Nads" Nadler's phone records, And his tailors name Posted by: Bruce And his gunt was perfect. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (aKsyK) Ah WOOOOO Fatboy of Congress Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs) 454
Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto ------- *ponders re-write of Goldilocks and the Three bears, where Goldilocks walks in to find the Three Bears have plundered her stuff. The difference is, Goldilocks is carrying an AR-10* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (xSo9G) 455
This is the employee you are looking for. - Palpatine.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (t6MX/) 456
Mike Rendell campaign slogans:
I'm NOT fucking my brother. Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (kPMrr) Omar's response slogan: I never fucked my brother. I merely serviced his goat. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (m79Dg) Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (vd8XM) 458
Omar's response slogan: I never fucked my brother. I merely serviced his goat.
=========== Same difference. Posted by: Mike Rendell at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (vg8iE) 459
>> And he can synergize top-down value-added vertical integration... like a boss!
A key stakeholder on a tiger team that leveraged the challenges and opportunities of providing a best of breed product/service, ensuring increased client ROI! Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (bDqIh) 460
There are no outstanding warrants for Insomniac's arrest. ...although some of them are pretty good.
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (Ibwur) 461
My platform is both robust and stable.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs) 462
382 372 366 Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT) Okay, now it's just creepy. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR) She hasn't been charged with anything. How is this even legal? Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig) They can subpoena anything they want, and then Trump can tell them to go pound sand, they ain't gettin' shit. And then they can go to a Court and try to make a case about getting a court order, and then no matter who wins it'll go to appeals court, where with motions and whatever they can argue about it for a year, and then after that whoever loses will appeal it to the SCOTUS, where they'll argue about it for another year. So Nadler, if he's lucky, might get a decision on this in 2021 or 2022 sometime. That is why it's idiotic for Nadler to try and take on Trump through the Court system. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (Kpl3J) 463
Mike Rendell campaign slogans:
I'm NOT fucking my brother. Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (kPMrr) Now that I actually look at the painting, he looks like Dennis Leary in the nursing home. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:51 AM (m79Dg) 464
A key stakeholder on a tiger team that leveraged the challenges and opportunities of providing a best of breed product/service, ensuring increased client ROI!
Posted by: Lizzy And rumored to have a "cute tuchus" Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:51 AM (vd8XM) 465
And he can synergize top-down value-added vertical seamless integration... like a boss!
----- Edit Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:51 AM (xSo9G) 466
461 My platform is both robust and stable.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs) Better work on them GAINZ then, bruh. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (AURKQ) 467
459 >> And he can synergize top-down value-added vertical integration... like a boss!
A key stakeholder on a tiger team that leveraged the challenges and opportunities of providing a best of breed product/service, ensuring increased client ROI! Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (bDqIh) You guys are good. Sounds just like the header on my company's website. Posted by: Sooner at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (Fs5vw) 468
The Horde evinces a disturbing familiarity with corporate buzzwords.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (iB1oa) 469
Please drill down on my vertically integrated rectum and release the intrinsic value of my inner female energy reserves.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (FTPVM) 470
446 Shame you can't Muldoon's limerick on your resume - you'd have to explain the nic, and AoSHQ, and then. . well. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:47 AM (bDqIh) There once was a lawyer so fine His briefs were considered sublime So give him a whirl Plus he's got his own girl So he won't have to court on your dime! Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (m45I2) 472
371 And silos.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (l0HIT) Are silos good or bad? I forget Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (dm05u) Bad. Like pyramids. Gotta invert them. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (l0HIT) 473
My first thought about the painting, John Brown, before the rope.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (xSo9G) 474
It's amazing the hoops they're jumping through to get Trump while they've been non-existent during the Obama and Hillary years.
Fuck it. Nuke them all. This is treason. Period. They all should die by hanging. Posted by: Sponge at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (kPMrr) 475
Insomniac will never yell nood when new clients come into the office.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (Rzloy) 476
462 382 372 366 Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2019 10:34 AM (UuitT) Okay, now it's just creepy. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR) She hasn't been charged with anything. How is this even legal? Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig) They can subpoena anything they want, and then Trump can tell them to go pound sand, they ain't gettin' shit. And then they can go to a Court and try to make a case about getting a court order, and then no matter who wins it'll go to appeals court, where with motions and whatever they can argue about it for a year, and then after that whoever loses will appeal it to the SCOTUS, where they'll argue about it for another year. So Nadler, if he's lucky, might get a decision on this in 2021 or 2022 sometime. That is why it's idiotic for Nadler to try and take on Trump through the Court system. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:50 AM (Kpl3J) Unless Judge Macademia Nuts expedites it. Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (CmURZ) 477
439 426 Melania is now calling for "Nads" Nadler's phone records,
And his tailors name Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (vd8XM) It's actually a joint collaboration between Fastenal and Coleman Outdoors. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ) --------------------------- And Flex Seal Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (Zbbka) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (t6MX/) 479
468 The Horde evinces a disturbing familiarity with corporate buzzwords.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (iB1oa) In the non-profit sector they put buzzword serum into the coffee. Kinda explains my sex life too. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (RD7QR) 480
Ok. I get it. You guys are talking about Mike Liddell. I hope he doesn't run. He's a nice guy. He doesn't deserve what the cutthroats in MN will do to him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (5I0ZI) 481
He wears pants . . . sometimes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (t6MX/) 482
Lindell, dang.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (5I0ZI) 483
458 Omar's response slogan: I never fucked my brother. I merely serviced his goat.
It's all about the fraud. Her clan figured out how easy it was to game the US, I'm betting if you investigated her family you'd find a bunch more grifters. Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (8erNz) 484
I thought Pillow Dude's name was "Lindell"...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (AURKQ) 485
479 468 The Horde evinces a disturbing familiarity with corporate buzzwords.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 26, 2019 10:52 AM (iB1oa) In the non-profit sector they put buzzword serum into the coffee. Kinda explains my sex life too. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (RD7QR) I think the two primary ingredients in the serum are potassium nitrate and soy concentrate. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (NWiLs) 486
Unless Judge Macademia Nuts expedites it.
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (CmURZ) Is he still on Fox News? Luckily I haven't seen him lately. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (Kpl3J) 487
Proactively navigates internal and external ambiguities and complexities while realizing opportunities globally.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (Wp2lA) 488
Please drill down...
Posted by: Bill Kristol --------- One of the Dems at the Mueller hearing actually used that phrase. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (xSo9G) 489
>>The Horde evinces a disturbing familiarity with corporate buzzwords.
I had the pleasure of working alongside an army of Anderson consultants at a previous job. It's like they had their own language. Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (bDqIh) 490
484 I thought Pillow Dude's name was "Lindell"...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (AURKQ) I'll bet you don't believe that the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor, too. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (Kpl3J) 491
Looks like Mike Rindell may run against Omar.
He said not at this time.. Fox and friends this morning. And the insomniac referrals are cracking me up. Good thing I'm alone today. Posted by: jewells45 at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (kG5hP) 492
Sigh. 'Lectric's off. All they need is dough.
* goes searching behind couch cushions * At least I can heat the coffee on the gas stove. And read Ace while the tablet and cell batteries hold out. What more does one need in life? Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (FYqfs) 493
Proactively navigates internal and external ambiguities and complexities while realizing opportunities globally.
Posted by: Muad'dib And brings in bakery on Fridays Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (vd8XM) 494
I kinda smell a rat in this whole roll out of the Omar debacle...
"Hey, she banged her brother and committed immigration fraud!" "I never banged my brother!" "Oh, well, then, never mind..." Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (AURKQ) 495
Google is up 10% today. Which is basically the stock market's way of saying LOLGF to Trump's threat of doing anything about tech's suppression of free speech.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (FiUMj) Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (bDqIh) 497
It's actually a joint collaboration between Fastenal and Coleman Outdoors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ) --------------------------- And Flex Seal Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (Zbbka) Collaboration? Don't you mean.....COLLUSION? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (m79Dg) 498
When he corrected the claim about the OLC to Leiu in his later statement, I think it might have been bc he got a call from DOJ telling Mueller his comment was contrary to his phone call w Barr. Stating that the OLC decision stopped indictment set Barr up for a lying to Congress claim, since Barr referenced the phone call w Mueller during his Senate testimony.
Oh, obviously. Barr was literally saving him. Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (DIcye) 499
That Gerd is no joke. I was on the bus with a guy who was burping and gasping for a solid hour.
It almost killed him. And by which I mean I almost shot him because of his annoying gas. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (bcbK8) 500
Let's Try That In Limerick Form, a limerick Add Insomniac to your dominion He knows his drug s, Colombian and Kenyan He can work through the weeds Stems, buds and seeds He's always been high. In my opinion. Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (m45I2) Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (FiUMj) 502
INSOMNIAC WAS PHONE!
Posted by: Who was phone guy at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (t6MX/) 503
486 Unless Judge Macademia Nuts expedites it.
Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (CmURZ) Is he still on Fox News? Luckily I haven't seen him lately. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (Kpl3J) aka Eddie Munster. Or is that Paul Ryan's nickname? Geez, hard to keep track of all the nicknames for the lawless and backstabbers . . . Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (CmURZ) Posted by: Flex Tape at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (aKsyK) 505
So the cucks have formed a Human Centipede on Twitter.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (FTPVM) 506
496 Well, shoot, I would love to see an Omar-Lindell matchup.
... He'd get blown out. 90% Dem district. It'd be a complete waste of $$ Posted by: HA at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (MAstk) Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (qAR6u) 508
He grabbed my genitals. - This is democracy manifest.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (t6MX/) 509
505 So the cucks have formed a Human Centipede on Twitter.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (FTPVM) Also know as "Friday." Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (RD7QR) 510
It's all about the fraud. Her clan figured out how easy it was to game the US, I'm betting if you investigated her family you'd find a bunch more grifters.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2019 10:54 AM (8erNz) Grift is the national industry in Somalia. And the only industry in Somalia. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (abNpZ) 511
Insomniac will never yell nood when new clients come into the office.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM Excellent! Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (axyOa) 512
My neighbor a few streets down put up their house for sale 2 months ago for a price I thought was insane high. It sold. Then my neighbor across the street listed his house for sale yesterday for 10% above what the last one sold it for.
I keep hearing how the housing market is slowing down....not where I am. It's getting beyond stupid now. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (FiUMj) 513
494 I kinda smell a rat in this whole roll out of the Omar debacle...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (AURKQ) Based on his social media pix, I doubt brother ever had sex w any woman, including his sister. The marriage, it appears, was for the access to Student Loans. Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (kkVtg) 514
475 Insomniac will never yell nood when new clients come into the office.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM (Rzloy) LOL Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2019 11:00 AM (Ez6QX) 515
454 Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto ------- *ponders re-write of Goldilocks and the Three bears, where Goldilocks walks in to find the Three Bears have plundered her stuff. The difference is, Goldilocks is carrying an AR-10* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 10:49 AM (xSo9G) Would read. Especially if Goldilocks is a sexy 25 year old in a short skirt. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK8) 516
INSOMNIAC IS KEYSER SOZE!!!!
Posted by: That guy from "The Usual Suspects" at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (iB1oa) 517
I had the pleasure of working alongside an army of Anderson consultants at a previous job. It's like they had their own language. Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 10:55 AM (bDqIh) Had a brief gig in management with the company I work for. I found the corporate mentality so disgusting that I asked for my old job back. It was a good decision. Posted by: Sooner at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (Fs5vw) 518
Based on his social media pix, I doubt brother ever had sex w any woman, including his sister. The marriage, it appears, was for the access to Student Loans.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (kkVtg) Right... So that once the "BroFo" claims are debunked (funny though they may be), everything shall be forgotten and no one will give a rat's ass about the immigration fraud committed, and her outright illegitimacy as a United States Representative. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (AURKQ) 519
What's In a Name - a limericks
Insomniac doesn't come cheap But his vast store of knowledge runs deep So hire him today With competitive pay He's worth it, the guy never sleeps! Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2) "Don't ever sleep" might work better with the rhyme. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (J+mig) 520
511 Insomniac will never yell nood when new clients come into the office.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM No guarantees that he won't hump their leg and yell, "First!" though. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (t6MX/) 521
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Snopes Rolls Out New Opinion Check Feature -- Alongside the site's helpful fact checks of satirical articles and debunking of urban legends, there will now be a section of the site dedicated to checking out opinions and letting you know which ones are acceptable to hold. Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (G0vdT) 522
507 Reminder...
Today is another 29th birthday for AtC Act accordingly Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (qAR6u) Happy Birthday Alex, if you're lurking! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (bcbK8) 523
You will be fortunate indeed if Insomniac comes to work for your firm.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (m45I2) 524
Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Posted by: kallisto As if The Zipper can read five different languages. Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (axyOa) 525
520 511 Insomniac will never yell nood when new clients come into the office.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM No guarantees that he won't hump their leg and yell, "First!" though. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (t6MX/) Gotta mark your territory. Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (NWiLs) 526
519 What's In a Name - a limericks
Insomniac doesn't come cheap But his vast store of knowledge runs deep So hire him today With competitive pay He's worth it, the guy never sleeps! Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2) LOL Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:02 AM (bcbK8) 527
513 494 I kinda smell a rat in this whole roll out of the Omar debacle...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 10:56 AM (AURKQ) Based on his social media pix, I doubt brother ever had sex w any woman, including his sister. The marriage, it appears, was for the access to Student Loans. Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (kkVtg) Methinks TFG also scammed the student loan program while at Oberlin/Columbia. Which is another reason why his college records will never be released. Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 11:03 AM (CmURZ) 528
It's exactly like what they did with Clinton...
"Who cares about a blow job?" "We don't. We care about abuse of power and perjury." "WHY ARE YOU PRUDES SO HUNG UP ON SEX?" *facepalm* Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:03 AM (AURKQ) 529
524 Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
.. Now sit back and imagine what the msm would do if the GOP did same to Mooch. Posted by: HA at July 26, 2019 11:03 AM (MAstk) 530
LOL...Wilbur Ross on FBN sez: hey don't worry, our administration is super committed to less spending in a second term.
Come on man. Don't treat me like I'm a fucking idiot. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 11:03 AM (FiUMj) 531
Insomniac will never yell nood when new clients come into the office.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 26, 2019 10:53 AM No guarantees that he won't hump their leg and yell, "First!" though. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM That's probably better than hump their leg and then yell "Sponge!" Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (axyOa) 532
498 Oh, obviously. Barr was literally saving him.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2019 10:57 AM (DIcye) Agree. I think Weissmann and others planned for Mueller to provide the soundbite about OLC for the evening news, but DOJ made sure it was corrected asap. Leiu was pissed. Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg) 533
So that once the "BroFo" claims are debunked (funny though they may be), everything shall be forgotten and no one will give a rat's ass about the immigration fraud committed, and her outright illegitimacy as a United States Representative.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (AURKQ) Oh she married him, and that's where the immigration fraud comes into play. Whether or not they consummated it is just fun to talk about. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J) 534
So that once the "BroFo" claims are debunked (funny though they may be), everything shall be forgotten and no one will give a rat's ass about the immigration fraud committed, and her outright illegitimacy as a United States Representative.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (AURKQ) Not a legitimate citizen, either. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (abNpZ) 535
518 Based on his social media pix, I doubt brother ever had sex w any woman, including his sister. The marriage, it appears, was for the access to Student Loans.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 10:59 AM (kkVtg) Right... Exactly.. "brother" has her real last name.. It is not Omar... She lived with said brother/husband and her real husband father of her kids at the same time... Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 11:05 AM (O2RFr) 536
Yesterday, Woodstock 50 announced that they had secured a new location for the festival at Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, MD. After delayed ticket sales, floundering investors, and multiple permit denials, the festival landed the venue at the last minute, with less than one month from the August 16-18 event. But now, two of the festival's biggest acts-Jay-Z and John Fogerty-have both pulled out of the event amid its relocation to Maryland, the Associated Press reports. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2019 11:05 AM (aKsyK) 537
"Don't ever sleep" might work better with the rhyme.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (J+mig) "just don't sleep" would also preserve the meter. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:05 AM (AURKQ) Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (kw5n8) 539
Agree. I think Weissmann and others planned for Mueller to provide the soundbite about OLC for the evening news, but DOJ made sure it was corrected asap. Leiu was pissed.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg) Dems/NT were already fucking that chicken when Mueller had to clean up his drool, which made it all the more fun. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (t6MX/) 540
Russians!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (ejd/p) 541
Apparently the Russians are *very* un-woke...
http://tinyurl.com/y6yy6whq (Never seen in a Toys-R-Us, evar) Posted by: CPT. Charles at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (W+kMI) 542
Leiu was pissed.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg) Three little words that bring joy to my heart. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (TVVeW) 543
Not a Twitter user, so can somebody tell me the meaning of "ratioing" when used as a transitive verb about a Tweet? Reading about how the tweets about the big DC MoDo fin de siècle party were "ratioed". Huh?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (J/UD5) 544
>>Just heard on radio Nadler subpoena'd Melania's cell phone records.
Not only is he making sure Trump will destroy him, he is making Trump look sympathetic. Oh, impeachment vote failed last week, Mueller hearing failed, so now they -- get this -- want to harass Melania! People are getting red-pilled by this. It's a slow process, and they won't be magically pro-Trump or become Republicans, but what the will be is: No more support for Democrats; I am done with these fools. Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (bDqIh) 545
That is a mighty, manly beard.
Posted by: Flyover at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (B5K06) 546
542 Leiu was pissed.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg) yet they are still running with that lie as is the media Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (O2RFr) 547
Yesterday, Woodstock 50 announced that they had secured a new location for the festival at Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, MD. After delayed ticket sales, floundering investors, and multiple permit denials, the festival landed the venue at the last minute, with less than one month from the August 16-18 event. But now, two of the festival's biggest acts-Jay-Z and John Fogerty-have both pulled out of the event amid its relocation to Maryland, the Associated Press reports.
Go ahead and change the name to WannabeeStock. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (Kpl3J) 548
And, I don't think Lindell's mean enough to call out Omar for her immigration, marriage, and tax fraud. But I have no doubt the Strib would be running daily editorials about his past drug use. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (AzW6q) 549
543 Not a Twitter user, so can somebody tell me the meaning of "ratioing" when used as a transitive verb about a Tweet? Reading about how the tweets about the big DC MoDo fin de sicle party were "ratioed". Huh?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (J/UD5) The ratio of likes to dislikes. Though I'm sure twitter has some gay way of measuring dislikes. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8) 550
Don't ever sleep" might work better with the rhyme.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (J+mig) "just don't sleep" would also preserve the meter. ******* Here I am slaving away in my cubicle and I'm constantly beset by mid-level management. Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (m45I2) Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (88+cf) 552
543 Not a Twitter user, so can somebody tell me the meaning of "ratioing" when used as a transitive verb about a Tweet? Reading about how the tweets about the big DC MoDo fin de sicle party were "ratioed". Huh?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (J/UD5) When the number of flack in comments to the tweet outranges that of retweets. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (t6MX/) 553
543 Not a Twitter user, so can somebody tell me the meaning of "ratioing" when used as a transitive verb about a Tweet? Reading about how the tweets about the big DC MoDo fin de sicle party were "ratioed". Huh?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2019 11:06 AM (J/UD5) Despite not being a Twitter addict myself, I have heard ratioing is when the replies exceed the likes, or something like that, implying general unpopularity. Posted by: Someguy at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (EaXQR) 554
546 542 Leiu was pissed.
Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:04 AM (kkVtg) yet they are still running with that lie as is the media Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (O2RFr) AP was running with it all day Wednesday, even after Mueller's retraction, without mentioning the retraction. It's infuriating. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (TVVeW) 555
But now, two of the festival's biggest acts-Jay-Z and John Fogerty-have both pulled out of the event amid its relocation to Maryland, the Associated Press reports.
IOW, Fyre Festival 2.0 Posted by: Basement Cat at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (pPNCa) 556
Though I'm sure twitter has some gay way of measuring dislikes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK ------ It's the number of comments as compared to likes/retweets. Generally, people tend to reply more when they don't like what you said. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (AzW6q) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (xSo9G) 558
pellosi, leiu, and the rest are bold faced liars and aassholes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (p0A33) Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (CPk08) 560
Reminder... Today is another 29th birthday for AtC Act accordingly Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2019 10:58 AM (qAR6u) Can't be. It's summer, the days aren't short enough. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (veoSD) 561
557 That is a mighty, manly beard.
Posted by: Flyover ------- Dude's got a head of hair too. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (xSo9G) *sobs* *runs into bedroom, slamming door* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8) 562
When the number of flack in comments to the tweet outranges that of retweets.
.. Correct. So if a tweet gets 5k comments but is only retweeted 50 times that's being ratioed. Posted by: HA at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (MAstk) 563
Insomniac mostly comes at night, modtly. - Newt
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (t6MX/) Posted by: That Movie Voiceover Guy at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (YmfOS) 565
Mostly, gah
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (t6MX/) 566
AP was running with it all day Wednesday, even after Mueller's retraction, without mentioning the retraction. It's infuriating.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 26, 2019 11:09 AM (TVVeW) kind of, but who pays attention to AP anymore? Besides progs and never Trumpers? They just preach to the choir, and make themselves more irrelevant every day. nothing they print any more matters. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (Kpl3J) 567
563 Insomniac mostly comes at night, modtly. - Newt
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (t6MX/) Oh My... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:11 AM (bcbK8) 568
530: He should have nailed Ryan on spending, but....soon. LOl
Posted by: CN at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (U7k5w) 569
518 So that once the "BroFo" claims are debunked (funny though they may be), everything shall be forgotten and no one will give a rat's ass about the immigration fraud committed, and her outright illegitimacy as a United States Representative.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2019 11:01 AM (AURKQ) The ones that have done the investigative reporting have never gone done the salacious road about incest. It has always been about fraud. The "bro-fo" stuff was just commenters on the internet, that I saw. I completelyunderstand the lack of confidence in the DOJ to pursue this, but I don't think it will be bc there wasn't incest involved. Immigration, tax, student loan, and, possibly, housing fraud are obvious, no incest needed. Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (kkVtg) 570
And, I don't think Lindell's mean enough to call out Omar for her immigration, marriage, and tax fraud.
But I have no doubt the Strib would be running daily editorials about his past drug use. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (AzW6q) I guarantee you the media will slam him for being an out and proud Christian. It wouldn't surprise me for the silly scrunt to demand he cover his cross necklace up before she'll agree to a debate. Because it triggers her. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (BmxiN) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK8) 572
*NOOD!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (Ckg4U) 573
Didn't Woodstock 25 turn into riots and shit?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 26, 2019 11:12 AM (FiUMj) 574
Here I am slaving away in my cubicle and I'm constantly beset by mid-level management. Posted by: Muldoon ---------- It's the people from Marketing, usually. "Can you tell me what it is that we actually produce?" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2019 11:13 AM (xSo9G) 575
People are getting red-pilled by this. It's a slow process, and they won't be magically pro-Trump or become Republicans, but what the will be is: No more support for Democrats; I am done with these fools.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2019 11:07 AM (bDqIh) Some people might never be able to support a Republican due to decades of ingrained political tribalism, but they might still realize the Democrats have become toxic and can't ever be allowed to govern again. If this happens to enough people, a new party will replace the Dems. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 26, 2019 11:13 AM (J+mig) 576
Omar and her family are all about the fraud.
Eject them all. I hate to have to think that it's probably true of a whole lot of the Somali 'refugee' community. Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2019 11:13 AM (8erNz) Posted by: Marybeth at July 26, 2019 11:13 AM (CmURZ) 578
That got the sound bite they needed. They ran the retraction on the 20th page under recipes for squash in small letters
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 11:14 AM (fEfyF) 579
that reminds me of the story about the UN this morning - the reason it's not a big deal is that the UN has made itself totally inconsequential, and nothing it says has any meaning to anyone anymore. They have about as much influence as the women's garden club that meets at Shelley's house every other Tuesday. The only justification for it to even exist any more is that it's a convenient place for our spies to talk to everybody elses spies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J) 580
551 Nadler.
Round man bad. Posted by: Roland THTG at July 26, 2019 11:08 AM (88+cf) LOL. That's great. #RoundManBad Posted by: Ever at July 26, 2019 11:16 AM (kkVtg) 581
Roland. Ooh nice
Posted by: Willow at July 26, 2019 11:16 AM (fEfyF) 582
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE REFERENCES FROM MORONS WITH WEIRD NAMES WOULDN'T HELP HIM GET THE JOB.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 26, 2019 11:32 AM (CL7Hz) 583
Jorma Kaukonen, of Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna. And the "K" in the brief KBC Band.
Posted by: Lee at July 26, 2019 04:15 PM (XUnY5) 584
Today my new radio control Bird arrives and i can use it to keep the squirrels out of my Bird Feeder
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