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The Morning Rant
"After Trump called out the commies on the Squawk Squad for being un-American provocateurs at his campaign rally in Greenville, NC, out came the GOP cuck contingent, all competing to out-cuck each other with their 'Well, I never' and 'tut-tut' as they collapsed on their fainting couches. I think Trump has caused them all to come down with medical conditions: Ben Shapiro needs to consult his gynecologist to check for a yeast infection. Mitt Romney has sore nipples and I think David French is actually lactating. And Jonah Goldberg may actually have to buy a bra. Tom Nichols missed his period, which means he could be pregnant. Some clown named Robert Tracinski, who writes for The Bulwark, an online publication for squealing teenaged girls, has come down with a really bad case of PMS and then late in the day, Evan MacMullin got hit with severe menstrual cramps. Very debilitating, let me tell you. Unfortunately, this rally caught him during one of his 'heavy flow' days, so it'll be touch and go with him for awhile. But not to worry, Hugh Hewitt seems to be fine, all he needs to do is powder his vagina and he'll be OK. But seriously, where all these guys when you need them? Where are they when CNN compares Trump rallies to Nazi parades? When have they ever called out the anti-Americanism of the commie Squawk Squad? Or when some idiot on MSNBC says that all Trump supporters are racists? The only people they ever seem to be interested in criticizing is Trump, and other conservatives. It's as of they've made some sort of secret treaty with progressives to be as ineffective as possible. And they're doing a damn good job of it, because they're all freaking useless. They don't want to fight anyone (except Trump), they can't be counted on (except to bash Trump), can't be trusted (except to sit on their hands) and they never do anything (except backstab anyone in their own party). And now the mittelschmerz mafia is on a crying jag because the crowd trash-talked Ilian Omar during the Trump rally. Whoop de do. Considering that Trump supporters have been called racist, nazis, homophobes, white supremacists, etc., by the Democrats for years now, is that really so horrible? Also, clown show CNN reporter Brian Karem yelled "Go home!" at Seb Gorka during the White House social media summit last week, but I didn't hear any of the GOP girly men complain about that, nor anybody else, for that matter. Did you? It boils down to this: the far left progressives want us deplatformed. The GOP cucks want us to be civil. In what universe does that make sense?"
CNN Bint Wants A Ritualistic Denunciation of Trump - And They're Having NONE of It:
CNN tries to convince 8 Republican women that Trump is a racist
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) July 17, 2019
All 8 say he's not a racist
“I’m a brown-skinned woman. I am a legal immigrant. I agree with him”
“I’m glad [Trump] said what he said because all they are doing is inciting hatred”pic.twitter.com/rOv0zsrKxb
This Week Trump Be All Like:
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"I Don't Think So, Tim."
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(Please don't go looking for a connection between today's celebs, there isn't any - to my knowledge)
Wednesday's celebs: Lainie Kazan and Joseph Bologna, who were in the hilarious film My Favorite Year.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)
You're certainly feisty today.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (wo+B3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (XHsbw)
Who?????
OM: better shoe porn - thanks!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)
Maybe so, but I'd bet you'd wolf one right down.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (cspJy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (d7Ww2)
Also the FNM: Telling people to flee genocide is racist.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (WdocV)
"Bride and Prejudice" FTW
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Who?????
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)
That's what many people on Twitter were asking yesterday.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (wo+B3)
Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (J3inX)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)
It's the only way to defeat the patriarchy!
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (WdocV)
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (p997d)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: cornbred at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (XHsbw)
Whatever, he's just another man without a party. Hates the right but is in turn hated by the left.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (NWiLs)
--Kevin Drum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)
"Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!"
Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (t2AQi)
"Bride and Prejudice" FTW
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
She's lovely. I'll have to save a few pics of her for use later.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (wo+B3)
@PoliticalKathy
Miss World America's State/National/Chief Director accused me of being racist, Islamaphobic, and insensitive.
They stripped me of my Miss Michigan title due to my refusal to try on a hijab in 2018, my tweet about black on black gun violence, and "insensitive" statistical tweets.
https://tinyurl.com/y3vbxpa9
She posted pics of the letter to her, her letter back to them and the text msgs. between them. It's insane.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (bWBdM)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)
explain the baseball reference?
she just looks like an ex-con to me
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM
As Heterodoculus observed, the early woodpecker gets the first grub.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (a2e9b)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)
A movie staring Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone that no one remembers because it was terrible (apparently, I haven't seen it).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (VyAV0)
Right?
I read NRO for years, and visited the Weekly Standard intermittently, but I have no idea who that guy is. So. . .bye!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (NWiLs)
And they have soy-based genitalia to match.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (wo+B3)
It's the only way to defeat the patriarchy!
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (dm05u)
Right on, sister!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (wo+B3)
I mentioned in the thread below she needs to lawyer up. Stat.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (MAstk)
The are 4 or 5 POC and the rest just stupid fukn white people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (SVJkJ)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (m79Dg)
Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brownie.
Oh yeah. I should eat some breakfast.
And that Bollywood babe? Hubba hubba. She is smokin' hot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (HaL55)
At first glance I thought that said "Bernie Saunders" and I thought, No way is he giving anything good.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (sjdRT)
(Martin Henderson, too, please! Hot)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)
A paycheck is a paycheck, and the ones from Soros never bounce.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (cspJy)
Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (t2AQi)"
OW! MY APPROVAL RATING!
DEPORTED'D
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (O8WFE)
--Kevin Drum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)
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Umm, that sounds like identifying the line one should never cross, and then inviting the deranged lefties like that latest one in Seattle to charge across it.
Kind of like in the last thread, when Scar tells his lackeys to go off Simba instead of doing it himself.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (gC2IV)
I hear you were hot and sticky. That's good, right?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)
That was a fascinating breakdown of the squad dynamics.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (a2e9b)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)
Irredeemably racist! But, so tasty!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (m79Dg)
(wait for it....)
(and I hope you're a fan of Iowan agriculture because his last name is....)
Karn!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (AURKQ)
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Yeah, srsly, whose coattails is she riding? She's a commie fo'sho', but hasn't been nearly as active hating America as the other 3 brown cows.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bWBdM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (O8WFE)
Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brownie.
Oh yeah. I should eat some breakfast.
And that Bollywood babe? Hubba hubba. She is smokin' hot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019
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I read that as "Got a sugar rush jus' lookin' at that brunette."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (axyOa)
--Kevin Drum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)
And by "Licolnesque" he means "let's have another civil war." Everybody thinks a civil war will go their way and nobody seems to remember the cost.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (cspJy)
I will not be taking any legal action against the organization, I think they have suffered enough negative publicity - especially because they wanted to decrown me due to not wanting bad publicity in the first place.
When they go low, we go high.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Chucklehead Bush at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (JgA4k)
So, that's one good work thing this week.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (S+Oxd)
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)
The whole text/email exchange showed up in my Twitter TL late last night. She was tried, found guilty, and stripped of her title and they never really explained to her what she had done. It's like something Franz Kafka could have written.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (wo+B3)
Someone brought up Hamlet where Claudius never kills Hamlet. Well, he tries to a few times but he's a coward. He couldn't even face the king to kill him, he had to poison him. Scar at least did it personally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (39g3+)
--Kevin Drum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)
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I don't understand this analogy.
Lincoln took away political power? I guess the slave owning class?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)
A guy you beat with a stick.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (cspJy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (X9Vy9)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:26 AM (gmo/4)
tall rich boyfriend or hubby
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (JFO2v)
Also: we're so used to thinking of AOC in control and being the "leader" because of her mastery of social media/capturing the attention of the MSM.
It's easy to forget that she is not an experienced politician, and is not good when in situations where she must go off script, such as tv interviews and at hearings.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (MAstk)
Looks like that's not happening...mistake I think but her call.
@PoliticalKathy 29 mins ago
I will not be taking any legal action against the organization, I think they have suffered enough negative publicity - especially because they wanted to decrown me due to not wanting bad publicity in the first place.
When they go low, we go high.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (cF8AT)
The whole text/email exchange showed up in my Twitter TL late last night. She was tried, found guilty, and stripped of her title and they never really explained to her what she had done. It's like something Franz Kafka could have written.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (wo+B3)
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"This is just too absurd."
-Kafka
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (VyAV0)
I hear you were hot and sticky. That's good, right?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)
We are still talking about the weather, correct?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)
Omar to Alex to Tlaib
Trio of commies and dumber than birds
Omar to Alex to Tlaib
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)
How does the micro chick get the shoes and clothes off the top tiers?
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019
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The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
They ask a man to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)
If thats what you kids today call it....sure.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)
I think I just had my first real orgasm.
Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)
Stroke or no stroke?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (WnKHt)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (dm05u)
It's interesting, really. Apparently, leftists don't like fat, ugly, skanky women of color, either.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)
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Ace shelves. The shoes come to her. Eventually.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:30 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (39g3+)
Whatever, he's just another man without a party. Hates the right but is in turn hated by the left.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (oGBso)
I'll bet you're thinking of Jim Traficant, a convicted Ohio congresman.
but Traczinski's cri de cour was idiotic - so he doesn't support anyone anymore, and he's just gonna sit in the bleachers and shoot spitballs at everyone. Why should anyone listen to anything you have to say, ever again?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)
Old: Military blog
New: Elephant porn blog
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019
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Old: Pr0nHub
New: Pr0nTrunk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (cspJy)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019
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The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
They ask a man to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)
Preferably a man over 6 feet. With a big....wallet.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)
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I'm skeptical about that... this appearance was one where it made most sense to defer to the actual immigrant, so that might be why.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (39g3+)
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But even granting him that...the idea that anyone in America today is experiencing anything as evil and systemic as slavery is so deranged.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (T9rmq)
I think I just had my first real orgasm.
Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)
Inconceivable!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (t6MX/)
If the RNC weren't such cucks they would use #SendThemBack as a way to raise funds to take the house back and send democrats home to whatever state they came from.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (WnKHt)
Lincoln took away political power? I guess the slave owning class?
Also, what race war? The one that Progda is trying to start by accusing all us normals of being racists when we aren't? They're going to poke the bear one too many times and they will not like what happens to them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
she just looks like an ex-con to me
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (dm05u)"
Well, we keep making jokes that Pressley is the Ringo of this group. Or the Zeppo/Gummo Mark, Curly Joe Derita, etc. The forgotten member.
Harry Steinfeldt was the 3B for the Cubs when the rest of their infield was 1B Frank Chance, 2B Johnny Evers and SS Joe Tinker, of "Tinker to Evers to Chance" fame.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)
Which is why they are trying to get as many non-whites into the country as fast as possible by any means necessary.
It won't be long now, 20 years tops at the current rate.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (88mwq)
*******
Mexican president calls El Chapo's life term 'inhumane' | Daily Mail Online
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
They can't stand you either.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (cspJy)
I was able to go out and hire a gang of hyenas to kill someone so, obviously, we have to treat Scar as innocent because anyone could have hired hyenas to kill Simba! And I'd hate to think we were condemning an innocent lion because you want to get a cricket match early to eat the best spectators.
Posted by: twelve angry pussies at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019
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The same way the female clerks do it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
They ask a man to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (ClOmq)
Preferably a man over 6 feet. With a big....wallet.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)
She could ask Michelle Obama to help.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (JgA4k)
DEPORTED'D
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)
Word.
Posted by: not the mama at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (t2AQi)
Here's what she wrote: Dear Mr President. Just wanted to drop you a note saying how proud we are of you and the First Lady for all that you do on behalf of us the American people and that we thank you for standing up for us each and every day. We are not sure how you do it Day in and Day out but please never stop as we will always support you. Stay strong sir and know that us "deplorable elites" have your back.
And yes she's a woman of color who happen to be a naturalized citizen.
*wipes tear of joy from eye*
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Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)
That was a fascinating breakdown of the squad dynamics.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
By my analysis they're all a bunch'a stupid cows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (AURKQ)
New: Pr0nTrunk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)
Old and busted: tentacle hentai
New and hot: elephant trunk hentai
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (wo+B3)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
Always borrowing my underwear....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (90T4r)
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Yes, that was it, sounded similar and I have a short attention span for NeverTrumpers and their constant whining for attention.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (oGBso)
I know he was affiliated with the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, CA because I was a big supporter of theirs when I lived in Orange County a decade ago.
They lost me when they supported DogEater for the Presidency. *spits*
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (WqPYg)
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Mexican president calls El Chapo's life term 'inhumane' | Daily Mail Online
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (BqBId)
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I guess we know who's payroll El Presidente is on.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
I thought that was about the only thing that got you off, Rosie.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)
"no we won't just throw a citizens out, there will be due process, and if our justice system determines she committed multiple immigration crimes, they may indeed, send Omar home".
"We don't throw citizens out of the country just for being anti-American or dishonest, racist or bigoted, but there are laws that must be obeyed by all genders and races, no one is above the law"
Since the left and Mueller's coup all assume Trump (and his voters) guilty unless proven innocent, there might be some good material there. The coup was illegal, Hillary destroying evidence was illegal ... time for a real (reformed?) justice system. Turn the "no one is above the law" BS used against Trump back where it belongs ... on antifa/Hillary/Mueller/etc.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (WnKHt)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (S+Oxd)
Nice! Flash her the secret white power symbol see if you get a giggle.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
So, quit already.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (WnKHt)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)
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The Democratic Party has a racist past...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (+0VWg)
Fetch my fainting Ottoman!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)
I'm here!
Posted by: Selim the Flop at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
So, quit already.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (ykq7q)
See.... witty.... +1...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (tH5fk)
I think I just had my first real orgasm.
Posted by: an ette looking at the shoe closet and collection at July 19, 2019 11:29 AM (Dh1wo)
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Wait, my first girlfriend comments here?
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
You, being an elephant, are requesting interspecies mating?
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (JgA4k)
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And Big Mike would slap her into next week. Remember her trip to Target and how offended she was that short people would ask her for help getting things off high shelves?
She is somebody who was blessed with gifts beyond belief, and all she sees are the perceived slights and insults. Must be exhausting to be her.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (oGBso)
Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)
Yes it does. African Americans are notoriously bad tippers.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (TAmPV)
*wipes tear of joy from eye*
.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (+ldAm)
You got a keeper!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
I don't think they like it much either when you do
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (dm05u)
I know he was affiliated with the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, CA because I was a big supporter of theirs when I lived in Orange County a decade ago.
They lost me when they supported DogEater for the Presidency. *spits*
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:34 AM (WqPYg)
How do Muslims rationalize eating dog? Don't they have similar dietary laws to the Old Testament, where eating dog is out of bounds?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (m79Dg)
But Trump said pussy years ago and we are still being lectured about it. And that same media thinks they can shame conservatives now?
LOL GFY
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)
I thought I was the only one that thought 12 Angry Men sucked
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (39g3+)
Shoe lady lookin good in them jeans boy.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:37 AM (tH5fk)
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Heh. Reminds me of when Eddie Murphy was funny. 30+ years ago.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:39 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
Dream on, buddy.
I expect she has her own Bollywood guy to do that with.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:39 AM (+0VWg)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)
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The Democratic Party has a racist past...
They have a pretty racist present as well.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2019 11:39 AM (X9Vy9)
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UNPOSSIBLE!!
- Chicago Democrats
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (WnKHt)
AMATEURS!!
- Chicago Democrats
There. FIFY.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (VyAV0)
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And present and future.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (pw+jk)
A third of a century's worth of "that isn't our kind of thingy" has left the national GOP (and several states - right VA?) nutless.
Seriously. Nutless monkeys. Fighting "isn't who we are" n' shiite.
Listen, boogerpickers, you're in a fight. You're just too f'ing limpwristed to realize it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (6qErC)
November of next year, I'll not be voting for him. He has the nerve to s send mailers asking for money, says the Dems consider him vulnerable, he's in a district where he could get 60 if he'd vote conservative.
And then he casts a vote like that.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (jJpkO)
Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:36 AM (MAstk)
Yes it does. African Americans are notoriously bad tippers.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (TAmPV)
That crap made a brief appearance around southern NH a couple years ago. A local microbrewery made big waves by eliminating tipping, raising everyone's wages to $12-$15/hr, full bennies and also raised their prices. They marketed it as the price increase equals out to what you would have tipped wait staff anyways.Fast forward about 10 months. Doors closed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (90T4r)
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You mean like homosexuality.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: huerfano at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (6e1eX)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (90T4r)
*******
Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)
Because your ass is this ( . ) big.
Posted by: Jeffrey Mohammed chief sheep whisperer at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (gJIOy)
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Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)
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So...she's pretty much a Republican, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (m79Dg)
SE Asian muslim is a very different animal.
(pun sorta kinda intended)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (AURKQ)
Part1: https://tinyurl.com/yxj36r2w
Part2: https://tinyurl.com/y4c7btag
Part3: https://tinyurl.com/y4d669wj
Part4: https://tinyurl.com/y3dkmhex
She lives in Wichita Falls, TX...oh and she's looking for a job if anyone knows of one there.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 11:42 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: huerfano at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (6e1eX)
Oh,hell yes!
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (0XxHK)
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I'm not a Lincoln hater, but yes, and not just the slave owning class, but sympathizers and draft dodgers in the North. He suspended habeas corpus, he suspended the 1st Amendment with regard to the Copperhead press, he violated property rights, he used the Navy against civilians, etc... Lincoln effectively suspended the Constitution when he saw fit until the war was won.
Now, I agree that those things likely needed to be done, in order to preserve the Constitution at all.
But they are advocating using the most extreme kind of executive power to strip fellow citizens of their rights during peacetime, based on race.
It's almost like the mirror dimension version of what Lincoln did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (m79Dg)
OT never says anything about eating dog, for or against.
I think the Talmud says that eating Dogs is fine, but only if they're Hot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
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Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)
===Sinema more conservative than Juan McVain?
Discuss among yourselves.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (pw+jk)
Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.
Posted by: HA
And servers are the same as slaves.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (aKsyK)
Intersectionality requires that absolutely everything has a race angle, and there is no shortage of good lil' SJW "journalist" who want to make sure we are educated on ALL of these offenses that occur in western civ.
STFU. I don't subscribe to Intersectionality, so I have no use for your latest "[whatever] is racist! Here's why. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (90T4r)
I have to disagree it was a "pointless" remake. It was very well done and the animation in 3D really made it visually interesting. They were very true to the original story. The script was slightly changed but done in tasteful or interesting ways.
Just one man's opinion who generally hates almost every movie and hasn't been motivated to go to a theater in some time.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (VkWRL)
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At Least more than Shitstain was
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:38 AM (39g3+)
That movie didn't even get the chance to blow goats because the goats got bored and annoyed and wandered away first.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (AURKQ)
Nobody at Politico actually knows anyone who works in a job that gets tipped. They would MUCH rather get tips than a raise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)
*******
she swings from both sides of the plate ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (BqBId)
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Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)
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I gotta give her credit, she's not running with the crazies.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (G0vdT)
Yep; and the fact that the rare (if not literally unique) switchblade was misused stabbing downward after having had to invert it from its natural use-position indicates even more that it was the son doing it out hate and not, say, a surprised thief.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (Dh1wo)
http://bit.ly/2Z9HHMp
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Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)
Kyrsten Sinema >>>>> Jeff Flake
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (WqPYg)
*reaches across aisle*
*puts on Prometheus to distract neighborhood movie reviewer*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:40 AM (90T4r)
He does very good taqiya.
Posted by: Jeffrey Mohammed chief sheep whisperer at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (gJIOy)
And The Squad. Well, someone tell me exactly what any of them have done to earn their salary. Because I think it's high time we expect people in Congress to do more than collect a paycheck.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (JKNZq)
Whohe? That guy from that teevee show I never watched that starred Jason Nesmith
Connection: Both were featured in a Morning Rant on A♠
and
Oh, my aching cavities.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (LO5Qy)
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At Least more than Shitstain was
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (BqBId)
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We were so convinced that she was going to be crazy progressive, especially with her Code Pink past.
This is a weird timeline we've fallen into.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (VyAV0)
I think Trump has caused them all to come down with medical conditions: Ben Shapiro needs to consult his gynecologist to check for a yeast infection. Mitt Romney has sore nipples and I think David French is actually lactating. And Jonah Goldberg may actually have to buy a bra. Tom Nichols missed his period, which means he could be pregnant.
Someone is really trying to give Angry Snarky Ewok a run for his money. And coming damned close.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (veoSD)
I hated that she won, but she actually may be more of a Republican than Jeff Flake, who she replaced.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tom Servo
So no cold leftovers the next day?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (dm05u)
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Man, there's always someone around to piss on my campfire.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (bWBdM)
Posted by: Picric at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (nOeFE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (LO5Qy)
*reaches across aisle*
*puts on Prometheus to distract neighborhood movie reviewer*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (6qErC)
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I don't have a strong opinion on 12 Angry...
Ooo! Pretty things!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)
Sorry, can't. It's being used by a naked fat guy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (wo+B3)
What is UP with Kyrsten Sinema anyway??? I had her figured a certain way, but...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (90T4r)
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This.
Will she be that rare species that runs as a Flaming Liberal and turns out being the eleusive Stealth Conservative???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)
http://bit.ly/2Z9HHMp
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Removal of migrant families to be streamlined by Kyrsten Sinema program
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:41 AM (BqBId)
She going to eat them in a Satanic ritual?
Yeah, that won't be gamed to the point of ineffectiveness. Claiming "fear" versus claiming to be "looking for a job." How ever will the illegal aliens and their candy-waving, van-driving dem supporters ever crack that code?
Fail. Back to the drawing board with this political theater.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (t6MX/)
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Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (hjaPQ)
I gotta give her credit, she's not running with the crazies.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:45 AM (G0vdT)
The weird part is that the democrats aren't attacking her.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (TAmPV)
So. Much. Better. than McFuckstain or Flake.
Just how much do you have to suck that being replaced by an actual Democrat is an improvement?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (GDooN)
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Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)
I'd say the attempt succeeded....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (AURKQ)
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I was pleasantly surprised it was only 4. I was expecting it to be well into double digits.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (WnKHt)
I don't know what the urban dictionary means by "streamlined", but if she's in those boots, then...
yes, please.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (hjaPQ)
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Their primary opponent will be the Worker's Family Party, which will gobble up the far left of the Democratic Party and become a national spoiler after Democrats lose the House, lose seats in the Senate, and fail to push out Literally Hitler.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (MAstk)
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Woman Allegedly Stabs Man In The Scrotum Over Breakup Attempt | The Daily Caller
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)
Well, I'll bet that changed his mind.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)
all us normals of being racists when we aren't? ...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)
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Stolen.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (WnKHt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (39g3+)
I don't know what the urban dictionary means by "streamlined", but if she's in those boots, then...
yes, please.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
Streamlining (v., 21st c.):
1) the act of bartering sexual favors for drugs within the confines of a metal camping trailer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
Shitty tipper says what?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (t6MX/)
She keeps this up she could probably write her own ticket to the AZ governor's office, and possibly higher.
Posted by: Ki Draper, Esq at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Flyover at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (B5K06)
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So far, yes without a doubt.
She's already said she will not support impeachment.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: vmom
If Scar had killed Simba, it would have ended the movie right there and cost Disney billions of dollars in merchandising.
Cynic much? Yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (ql3m8)
Politico wants you to know that tipping has a racist past so we need to raise the min wage.
Nobody at Politico actually knows anyone who works in a job that gets tipped. They would MUCH rather get tips than a raise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)
What tips?
Posted by: Bartender filling out his 1040EZ at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (veoSD)
She keeps this up she could probably write her own ticket to the AZ governor's office, and possibly higher.
Posted by: Ki Draper, Esq at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (wCmLp)
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I really wouldn't mind a non-crazy Democratic Party as the opposition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - it didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (x+F96)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (VyAV0)
Amen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (WnKHt)
Posted by: Ki Draper, Esq at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (wCmLp)
Will she be that rare species that runs as a Flaming Liberal and turns out being the eleusive Stealth Conservative???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)
If that turns out to be true I'll start believing there really are Unicorns that shit rainbow colored Skittles.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (TAmPV)
Dan Bongino
@dbongino
Watching the conspiracy theorists at the discredited Daily Beast blog panic over the exploding Ilhan Omar scandal is additional evidence that they know something is up. This guy is a full time liberal activist and a promoter of conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (BqBId)
..
Bravo.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:48 AM (MAstk)
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Articles say Manchin and Doug Jones are the other Dem's who signed up for the proposal.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (G0vdT)
They do still exist, although so rare they're pretty much an endangered species.
Manchin from West Virginia is another one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (GDooN)
Yeah but he was willing to have the Hyenas kill him when he was grown up, he was willing to have the Hyenas kill him by chasing him down, why not just feed him to the Hyenas?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (39g3+)
I don't know what Kyrsten Sinema's plan is, but if we assume (I think correctly) that her party is actually imploding, she'll be well-positioned to take a leading role in a new, restructured, less bugnuts crazy Democrat party.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 11:47 AM (hjaPQ)
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Could be. It's a high-risk gamble with a high reward.
She might be reading the tea leaves, and thinks 2020 will be an implosion that causes the Party to have come-to-jesus moment and moderate. Then she's in the money, because they'll need a leader with moderate cred who's under the age of 1,000, unlike the rest of the handful of moderates.
But if the loss next year leads to another leftward spasm, she's out in the cold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (wCmLp)
With my blessing. That just fits so well. Progressive Pravda, broadcasting propaganda. Alliterative, too.
They can't go out of bidness fast enough. It's pretty bad when CNN has fewer viewers that SpongeBob SquarePants every day.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (HaL55)
Ok, so I clicked. Officer says dude had a "five to six inch in length" wound in the ol' scrotsac...
Say what?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)
She might be reading the tea leaves, and thinks 2020 will be an implosion that causes the Party to have come-to-jesus moment and moderate. Then she's in the money, because they'll need a leader with moderate cred who's under the age of 1,000, unlike the rest of the handful of moderates.
But if the loss next year leads to another leftward spasm, she's out in the cold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (AzW6q)
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In that instance, I could imagine a party switch to become Republican for her could end up working.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (VyAV0)
I really wouldn't mind a non-crazy Democratic Party as the opposition.
Indeed. Despite being only 29, I'm old enough to remember Scoop Jackson.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (GDooN)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:52 AM (90T4r)
Would that be a "hot" postponed civil war?
(har har har)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (AURKQ)
Nobody at Politico actually knows anyone who works in a job that gets tipped. They would MUCH rather get tips than a raise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)
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There was a book written during the Clinton (spit) presidency, specifically about what life was like after Welfare Reform passed. The book is "Nickle and Dimed" and when it came out I picked it up off the table at Borders (sigh, miss them) and read through it.
Author treated her subjects, the people who work low wage, tipped jobs, like they were exotic specimens in a case or under a microscope. Had zero sympathy for the people she was using as a bat to hit everybody else with.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:49 AM (WnKHt)
That's not the only kind of unicorn we're hoping she turns out to be!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (wCmLp)
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Not surprised with Manchin but Jones is a surprise.
Won't save him though.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (VyAV0)
Amen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)
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Right? Wouldn't it be nice if we could go back to bickering about entitlement outlays instead of buying more ammo every damned day?
*sigh*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (AzW6q)
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Not surprised with Manchin but Jones is a surprise.
Won't save him though.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)
Doug Jones is tap dancing as fast as he can...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (90T4r)
Leaving the squad to squat in the desert.
Posted by: Jeffrey Mohammed chief sheep whisperer at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (gJIOy)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (JgA4k)
I thought there was a Clinton connection.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)
*sigh*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (AzW6q)
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"Yes, Social Security is broken, but you're fixing it wrong! We should go with my fix!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (VyAV0)
Sounds like one of these guys who hangs weights from his scrotum to stretch it out.
No, I don't know why you'd want to do that, either. The scrotum is pretty much the gnarliest looking part of male anatomy, IMO. Why would you want to emphasize it?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (GDooN)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (Dh1wo)
Wow. I guess she really wanted to break up with him. Seems a bit harsh.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)
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Not surprised with Manchin but Jones is a surprise.
Won't save him though.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)
Doug Jones is tap dancing as fast as he can...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (90T4r)
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I guess it's because election is closing in. He hasn't had a full term, so him going full prog for the first couple of years seemed to indicate that he knew he was going to lose and was just raising his Progressive Profile.
Yeah, his turn towards moderation is probably not going to help.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (VyAV0)
Is she Hitlerian now?
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (MAstk)
Sinema has some pretty good Prog Cred to overcome....
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 19, 2019 11:56 AM (9PtLS)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:56 AM (tH5fk)
That's just... nuts.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
Ryan said that guys like Buchanan and others warned that "diversity" and flooding the country with various ethnic groups was likely to lead to conflict and a rise of strong nationalism. They were called bigots and racists and dinosaurs for saying it.
And now the left is determined to prove them right because they figure they have the numbers to win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)
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So far, yes without a doubt.
She's already said she will not support impeachment.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:50 AM (MAstk)
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Quien es mas macho, Mitt Romney o Synema? Quien es mas macho?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)
Isn't that like the fabled 'red heiffer' that only shows up once every other millennium?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (wo+B3)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)
She could wind up being some sort of "sane progressive"...
"I want to do these things because they're the right thing to do and i think they will work, not because you're racist and evil and I want to control everything about everyone's lives."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (AURKQ)
"Yes, Social Security is broken, but you're fixing it wrong! We should go with my fix!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (VyAV0)
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"John Jackson's $0.03 cent titanium tax goes too far!"
"Jack Johnson's $0.03 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (WnKHt)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (pw+jk)
I always felt The Lion King had one of Disney's better plots. I believe
that's partially why it draws a lot of adults and kids. . . .
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019
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I thought I read somewhere, maybe here, that the plot is based on Hamlet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)
But I don't trust her any more than any other dem.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 11:56 AM (tH5fk)
Yeah, always value deeds over words.... she has a couple of good deeds, though...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (90T4r)
That's just... nuts.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
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Blade size makes a vas deferens in the wound size.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)
"Yes, Social Security is broken, but you're fixing it wrong! We should go with my fix!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:54 AM (VyAV0)
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"John Jackson's $0.03 cent titanium tax goes too far!"
"Jack Johnson's $0.03 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)
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MadTV reference!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)
Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (GDooN)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)
This. Don't trust. Easy on the eyes, though.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)
Just some cymbal of stupidity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (abNpZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (VyAV0)
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Futurama
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)
She could wind up being some sort of "sane progressive"...
"I want to do these things because they're the right thing to do and i think they will work, not because you're racist and evil and I want to control everything about everyone's lives."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (AURKQ)
Sinema seems to be a Howard Schultz- type Prog...
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (RnxWP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)
too many characters still alive at the end.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)
I think the Talmud says that eating Dogs is fine, but only if they're Hot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
Well, really it does mention dogs. By omission.
Deuteronomy 14:3-8 "You shall not eat an abomination. These are the animals you may eat: the ox, the sheep, the goat, the deer, the gazelle, the roebuck, the wild goat, the antelope, ant the mountain sheep. Every animal that parts the hoof and has the hoof cloven in two and chews the cud, among the animals, you may eat. Yet of those that chew the cud or have the hoof cloven you shall not eat these. The camel, the hare, and the rock badger, because they chew the cud but do not part the hoof, are unclean for you. And the pig, because it parts the hoof but does not chew the cud, is unclean for you. Their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch."
My understanding is that the dietary laws didn't want you eating animals that ate garbage. Like Crustaceans. Or Catfish. Or Dogs.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)
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I remember something similar...
Maybe I invented something.
Still, Futurama > MadTV
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)
Isn't that like the fabled 'red heiffer' that only shows up once every other millennium?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:57 AM (wo+B3)..
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Probably rarer.
And Trump should appoint her to SCOTUS.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Jeffrey Mohammed chief sheep whisperer at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (gJIOy)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (WnKHt)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
OW! My Balls!!!
Oh baby, I just can't quit you!
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
Nothing personal against the gentleman, but that name sounds like a kid's cartoon show.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (GDooN)
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Not surprised with Manchin but Jones is a surprise.
Won't save him though.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)
I'll be the judge of that!
Posted by: Justice Roy Moore at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (X9Vy9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (VyAV0)
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Them's fighting words sir!! I challenge thee to a duel.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (WnKHt)
Author treated her subjects, the people who work low wage, tipped jobs, like they were exotic specimens in a case or under a microscope. Had zero sympathy for the people she was using as a bat to hit everybody else with.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:53 AM (oGBso)
Right, that book was purely political. There was a guy who wrote a refutation of it, I forget the title, by going to NYC with nothing but $25 in his pocket and the clothes on his back. Within 2-3 months, he had a job, an apartment, and a used pick-up truck. And his point was yes, you can make it, if you work hard and continuously. And then he wrote about it, and the book got published.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (wo+B3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (6qErC)
Agreed, although I think my buddy from elementary school would do well too. He's on record as supporting PDT. He's the other BB.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
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"And that's how the gays got wiped out."
-Ken Burns voice
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
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No Drums for Oil?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Tip your Waitress at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Eastland and Talmadge weren't so bad, either.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (WnKHt)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (Dh1wo)
Quick advice..
I'm making a meme of a fake Beto O'Rourke tweet where he gets orgasmic over the new CATS trailer (due to his "furry" reputation). Which would be a funnier response?
"Oh. My God. I just nutted!"
or..
"I believe I just nutted!"
(Tag line of trailer is "This Christmas, you will believe.")
Or any other suggestion. Thanks.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (RnxWP)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: jaytrain at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (kTU8y)
Yeah but he was willing to have the Hyenas kill
him when he was grown up, he was willing to have the Hyenas kill him by
chasing him down, why not just feed him to the Hyenas?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019
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. . .
I've never seen the film, but is it possible that the villain (Scar?) had a sadistic streak -- that he wanted Simba's death to be prolonged? Maybe too psychological for a Disney film, I know, but was it hinted at in some other scene that he was a bit of a sadist?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (Dh1wo)
It actually says "Coachella Music Festival"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:59 AM (VyAV0)
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Them's fighting words sir!! I challenge thee to a duel.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (WnKHt)
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But first, you must answer these questions three:
What is your name?
What is your quest?
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (VyAV0)
Nothing personal against the gentleman, but that name sounds like a kid's cartoon show.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (GDooN)
I do wonder, if you support him, are you a Pro-Tuberance?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
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This describes millions of immigrants in the pre-welfare days.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (WnKHt)
It IS possible for someone to be prog on some issues and sane on other
issues. I'm not saying Sinema 2024 or anything, but let's give her some
credit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (WnKHt)
Read the proposal. It is theater designed to fail. They get a talking point about doing something to fix the problem while the status quo remains. Pass.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (90T4r)
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We have some Morons from the Left Coast, but the rest of them are definitely idiots.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (vtcmf)
My understanding is that the dietary laws didn't want you eating animals that ate garbage. Like Crustaceans. Or Catfish. Or Dogs.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Then why not the hare? Grass eater.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (ql3m8)
I like to watch the Senate floor votes from time to time and I've noticed she spends as much time talking with Republicans and Democrats on the floor.
She wants to learn and expand her sphere of influence.
I'm actually looking forward to her first Senate floor speech.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (90T4r)
Next up, Tommy Tutone!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (6qErC)
Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney."
Dom Deluise was more macho than Mit Romney.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the ridge?
" Here come the elephants"
Posted by: Tip your Waitress at July 19, 2019
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. . .
"Her come the elephants, one, two, three,
It's all part of my fanta-see --"
Posted by: Tarzan, rocking out at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)
MadTV was a awesome.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (WnKHt)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (90T4r)
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"I've got an election to lose!"
-Roy Moore
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (VyAV0)
(Tag line of trailer is "This Christmas, you will believe.")
Or any other suggestion. Thanks.
Posted by: Serious Cat
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"I believe I just nutted!" is my vote.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 11:27 AM (SVJkJ)
Just some cymbal of stupidity.
*golf clap in 6/8 time*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)
Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)
It IS possible for someone to be prog on some issues and sane on other
issues. I'm not saying Sinema 2024 or anything, but let's give her some
credit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (WnKHt)
Rawrrr! would probably do it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (RnxWP)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)
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Phyllis Diller was more macho that Mittens
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (8XRCm)
The "French Mistake" was more mach that Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (AzW6q)
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West Coaster here. Yeah I'd say the ratio of sane to insane is about 1:18 anywhere within 30 miles of the Pacific ocean.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (WnKHt)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Lolololol......
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (90T4r)
Dom Deluise was more macho than Mit Romney.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)
Marilou Henner is more macho than Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (oVJmc)
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
If youre going to create "art" themed on Beto O'Rourke ejaculating in his skivvies....
.... you are on your own.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (6qErC)
>>Or any other suggestion. Thanks.
Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 12:04 PM (bDqIh)
Aye karumba!?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (t6MX/)
Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.
Posted by: Lizzy
Pendejos!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Then why not the hare? Grass eater.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (ql3m
I notice they also omitted the wily TofuBeast. So that shit should just be Right Out.
p.s. Futurama is my favorite animated series ever!
I lost it when I head them play the national anthem for Zoidberg's Planet. that's when I knew, oh gawd, they are exactly like me!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)
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Jones reported well over $2M raised in the second quarter, but 88% of it came from outside the state. Not a good look.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
*******
The rhino IS the self-appointed fire prevention officer.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (mvenn)
Listen here:
http://player.listenlive.co/57161
Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (jY1B4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (RnxWP)
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Jones reported well over $2M raised in the second quarter, but 88% of it came from outside the state. Not a good look.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (hjaPQ)
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Hollywood is going to get him (back) to the Senate the same way they got Beto to the Senate and Wendy Davis to the governorship of Texas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (AURKQ)
Queen Jugears and his King Moochelle have just be voted the most admired people in the World...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (O2RFr)
328 307 > Tommy Tuberville
Nothing personal against the gentleman, but that name sounds like a kid's cartoon show.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 12:00 PM (GDooN)
I resent that.
Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (GaXyD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (AURKQ)
Queen Jugears and his King Moochelle have just be voted the most admired people in the World...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (O2RFr)
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Gonna be an early night for Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (VyAV0)
Get a Spanish word in there, preferably used incorrectly/awkwardly.
Posted by: Lizzy
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Mexican Word of the Day is BISHOP.
As in "My name is Beto and I want your vote. And can somebody shut that Kamella bish-up!!!"
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (NMAzL)
{{{Darlin Miley!}}} You're day-walking!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 12:06 PM (oVJmc)
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You know why they buried Liberace upside down?
So his friends could stop by for a cold one.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Tip your Waitress at July 19, 2019 12:01 PM (vI+F1)
"Holy shit, look at all of those fucking elephants!"
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (wo+B3)
And I used to work at a Borders. Do not miss.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (BmxiN)
Listen here:
http://player.listenlive.co/57161
Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (jY1B4)
Hugh's gonna be pissed......
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Which solar system?
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
I think it's more likely a prohibition against eating animals that were likely to cause disease. Crustaceans are scavengers that go off quickly in hot temperatures, as in the region. Pigs carry trichinosis, etc.
Note that this also explains the prohibition against (male) homosexuality and bestiality, because they too spreads disease.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (VNsf1)
Didn't highlight it but with WonderBrowser's help it all fit in this little box.
Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (GaXyD)
Posted by: Lizzy
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Hillary Clinton is NACHO president.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (pw+jk)
Listen here:
http://player.listenlive.co/57161
Posted by: David at July 19, 2019 12:08 PM (jY1B4)
Hugh's gonna be pissed......
It's like when people sub for Hannity... I actually watch it cause people can talk then
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 11:25 AM (a2e9b)
Correct. The Seversky P-35 was a pre-war fighter.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (hLRSq)
A federal judge on Friday upheld the Trump administration's expansion of health insurance plans that don't meet ObamaCare's coverage requirements.
U.S. District Judge Richard Leon in Washington ruled against the insurance companies who sued the administration in an attempt to block the rules.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (G0vdT)
As in "My name is Beto and I want your vote. And can somebody shut that Kamella bish-up!!!"
Posted by: fixerupper
Last Friday's Mexican word of the day was HIDE!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (6qErC)
I am slo-mo binge-watching all 5 seasons of Taxi. I've just started season 2. I'm surprised how well it holds up. There are laugh-out-loud moments on nearly every episode.
And Marilu Henner is totally babelicious.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (wo+B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM (O2RFr)
Which explains why the rest of the world is in deep dukey.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (VNsf1)
Didn't highlight it but with WonderBrowser's help it all fit in this little box.
Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:11 PM
****
The Barrel smiles....
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM
They hated her when she was on the Boston City Council. Why should the House be any different?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Smokey The Bare at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (a2e9b)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (C1Lsn)
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I've heard that he offered to maintain Manchin's seniority (which he would normally completely lose) if he switched.
I'd honestly have a real Republican from WV, though.
Please run for governor, Manchin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (VyAV0)
The only thing I don't get is separating meat and dairy. -> no cheeseburgers
Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (GaXyD)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (tH5fk)
and it turns out she has a condition called hyperthymesia. she can recall in detail everything from every day in her life back to when she was a child.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (gmo/4)
A federal judge on Friday upheld the Trump administration's expansion of health insurance plans that don't meet ObamaCare's coverage requirements.
U.S. District Judge Richard Leon in Washington ruled against the insurance companies who sued the administration in an attempt to block the rules.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (G0vdT)
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So, Trump is NOT in the pocket of insurance companies who helped write the ACA, Obama's signature legislation?
Interesting...I expect to hear much of this from CNN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 12:09 PM
Odd....I didn't get a ballot.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (TB7HE)
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Shit, I can't remember what I just ate for breakfast.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 12:15 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (BmxiN)
Oh, you must've been a laugh riot interacting with all of those Massachusetts liberal customers.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:15 PM (wo+B3)
Mikey, just an FYI. The Academy kit suffers it also.
http://www.swannysmodels.com/P-38fix.html
Or you soak the booms in hot water to soften the plastic and then straighten out.
But before arbitrarily doing it, lay the boom halves against a flat surface.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (RnxWP)
eating animals that were likely to cause disease. Crustaceans are
scavengers that go off quickly in hot temperatures, as in the region.
Pigs carry trichinosis, etc.
Note that this also explains the prohibition against (male) homosexuality and bestiality, because they too spreads disease.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 12:10 PM (VNsf1)
The churches I went to as a child had similar thinking. Decades later, I read another hypothesis regarding pigs, in specific, about a pagan worship ritual of eating swine meat to develop oneness with a specific pagan diety that I... cannot remember the name of.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Jackal at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (MrOi5)
and it turns out she has a condition called hyperthymesia. she can recall in detail everything from every day in her life back to when she was a child.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
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That condition fascinates me endlessly. You literally have total recall.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Pg+x7)
Is that a blessing or a curse?
As someone who can't remember a damn thing any more, that sounds like a disease I'd want.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (wo+B3)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (wo+B3)
It's a coin flip for her or Jan Smithers.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (cspJy)
I am slo-mo binge-watching all 5 seasons of
Taxi. I've just started season 2. I'm surprised how well it holds up.
There are laugh-out-loud moments on nearly every episode.
And Marilu Henner is totally babelicious.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
Judd Hirsch turned out to be as good at comedy as he was prior to Taxi in drama. And Christopher Lloyd and Danny DeVito both came out of that (after being in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest together) and went on to big movie careers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (ClOmq)
A federal judge on Friday upheld the Trump administration's expansion of health insurance plans that don't meet ObamaCare's coverage requirements.
U.S. District Judge Richard Leon in Washington ruled against the insurance companies who sued the administration in an attempt to block the rules.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2019 12:12 PM (G0vdT)
Thank goodness, those pap smears were rough.
Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (GaXyD)
Hey, did you jussie the story about the guy who lied about being attacked??
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:17 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
******
Little known Muldoon fact #546
You can't spell camfire without a pee.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Pg+x7)
Is that a blessing or a curse?
As someone who can't remember a damn thing any more, that sounds like a disease I'd want.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Not sure. Hmmm.
Breakfast, March 3rd, 1967. F'n oatmeal again!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Then why not the hare? Grass eater.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (ql3m
I notice they also omitted the wily TofuBeast. So that shit should just be Right Out.
p.s. Futurama is my favorite animated series ever!
I lost it when I head them play the national anthem for Zoidberg's Planet. that's when I knew, oh gawd, they are exactly like me!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)
"Fry, it's been a long time since medical school. Remind me, disemboweling- fatal for your species or not?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (xJa6I)
So, Trump is NOT in the pocket of insurance companies who helped write the ACA, Obama's signature legislation?
Interesting...I expect to hear much of this from CNN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds
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To the contrary, Trump is a heartless ghoul who wants Americans to die in the streets.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (RnxWP)
Posted by: Tom Tuttle from Tacoma at July 19, 2019 12:18 PM (GaXyD)
worship ritual of eating swine meat to develop oneness with a specific
pagan deity that I... cannot remember the name of.
Holding a bacon-all??
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (Dh1wo)
Anyhoo, the Daily Mail considers this newsworthy:
"Woman is stunned to find a carpeted BATHROOM in her husband's grandmother's house - sparking a debate over whether it's hygienic"
Posted by: Average Guy at July 19, 2019 12:19 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Brian Stetler at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (a2e9b)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (ql3m
Ahem:
"because they chew the cud but do not part the hoof, are unclean for you".
Personally, I think it's because God finds rabbits and hares to be such cuddly bundles of fluff!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:20 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (SVJkJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 12:21 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:16 PM
Trust me, it's not what it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: Arnold S. at July 19, 2019 12:22 PM (a2e9b)
Posted by: Smokey The Bare
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heh. They even replaced Smokey, at least for a while, with 'Woodsy' the wimp owl.
Smokey was intentionally a little intimidating. I mean, a gruff shirtless Brown bear pointing at *you* with a message.
There was always the sense that if you weren't paying attention, he might just rip your arms off.
'Woodsy', on the other hand, had floppy clown feet and a cartoonish Peter Pan hat. You almost expected him to say, 'Hi boys and girls!'.
"Hoot! Hoot! Don't pollute!" was the message, apparently intended to encourage 6 year-olds to pocket their gum wrappers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: E Jean Crazy at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (oZ6kz
So wrong. But so hilarious. I love this place.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (pUDQf)
"I want -"
"Angela's Ashes. I know. It's over there."
or
"Can you recommend a book on astrology?"
"No, because it's garbage, but I'll show you where the books are."
I'm a nasty piece of work at the best of times, but I had to get out of that job. I was turning into a real bitch.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (2Mnv1)
p.s. Futurama is my favorite animated series ever!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Yes, the TofuBeast is trey out of bounds. Interestingly enough, tofu is OK though. Of course, there is the side effect of boobs for soy boyz.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 12:24 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2019 12:23 PM
And we love you.
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at July 19, 2019 12:26 PM (a2e9b)
And as to the shoe gal, I have two words for her --
A '1'
also,
High Maintenance
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 12:28 PM (UUBmN)
How is "I'm a fighter pilot" McGaffe doing against Cocaine Mitch?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 12:02 PM (RnxWP)
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Martha McSally?
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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I did some consulting work for liability lawyers. Had to get out. Rapacious bastards with no conscience. That's a generalization, of course.
Sure, sure, there are times when such are necessary to obtain compensation for sundry negligence claims, but my experience left a very bad taste in my mouth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 12:31 PM (CDGwz)
Charles Nelson Reilly was more macho than Mitt Romney."
Dom Deluise was more macho than Mit Romney.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 19, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)
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Liberace was more mach o than Mitt Romney.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 12:32 PM (WqPYg)
smells like dead fish in here!!!
Posted by: yumper at July 19, 2019 01:10 PM (rNi/8)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at July 19, 2019 01:18 PM (SE87h)
Trump invited the communist jihadists to leave on her own. SENDING them anywhere would be LAWLESS.
Trump isn't afraid of being called a racist you numbskulls, he is afraid of being called lawless when in fact he is struggling mightily to have our immigration laws finally be enforced.
Everybody chanting "send her back" should have known better. Trump rightly was disappointed in them, wheras I am simply astounded that JJ and Rush can't tell the difference between chanting "go back home" or "they should leave" and a chant about FORCING citizens to leave.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (wh9C3)
Posted by: geewhiz at July 19, 2019 01:43 PM (G2Sbo)
My high school basketball coach taught us that "If you don't buy shoes that look like your feet, you'll soon have feet that look like your shoes.".
Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2019 02:35 PM (evgyj)
https://the-eye.eu/public/Books/PlayBoy/
Posted by: Marooned at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (8hRlF)
Posted by: isolden at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (z0De4)
Rod Dreher gets a bad case of the vapors on American Cuckservative (much as I dislike the term, if the shoe fits and all) but it's ok, he got what he really wanted: a bunch of random deluded socialists (to be redundant) asspatting him for adding fuel to their TDS. (One progtard in particular seems to enjoy posting just so he can keep reading his own words over and over, the online version of sniffing his own farts)
Posted by: Saber Alter at July 19, 2019 04:48 PM (Yd+10)
Donkey Spice, Brofo Spice, Hamas Spice, and Plantation Spice.
Posted by: Mongo at July 19, 2019 05:49 PM (QsxDT)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 19, 2019 01:41 PM (wh9C3)
Expecting linguistic precision from a crowd's chant at a political pep rally is a fool's errand. It's not a policy debate in an upscale drawing room, you know.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 06:29 PM (wo+B3)
Posted by: JOSEPH ANGEL at July 19, 2019 06:50 PM (LOZco)
Needs a foot lift, or something.
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