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Mark Sanford, Who Abandoned His State to Dally with His Mistress in Argentina, Ponders Running Against Trump in the GOP Primary
The Valparaiso Vagabundo, the Buenos Aires Aranador, the Pimp of the Pampas, is a real attractive candidate for the Morality Police who pretend to be Republicans, such as Noted Marriage Advocate Charlie Sykes.
Former South Carolina congressman Mark Sanford is considering launching a bid for president just months after leaving office following President Trump urging Republican voters in the Palmetto State to reject his renomination. Speaking to The Post and Courier newspaper, Sanford said that he is taking the next month to decide whether or not he’ll mount a challenge to Trump's candidacy in the 2020 presidential election, where he would run on a platform focusing on curtailing the national debt and government spending.Sanford is set to make his announcement from an undisclosed location, possibly on an Appalachian trail. Update: Dang, Valparaiso is in Chile, not Argentina. Nuts! I spent five minutes looking for a v-word to match it with! "Pimp of the Pampas" courtesy of eleven.
"Sometimes in life you've got to say what you've got to say, whether there's an audience or not for that message," Sanford said.
Update:
— Justin Amash (@justinamash) July 16, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Guy What Thinks it's Beginning at July 16, 2019 06:27 PM (flINI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 06:27 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 06:27 PM (RpXpK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 16, 2019 06:28 PM (flINI)
Money - he has seen the Beto act & wants in
Posted by: batterup at July 16, 2019 06:28 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:28 PM (sy5kK)
Good luck with your run whatsyourname.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: teh Wind at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (apyTf)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (NA4vJ)
Close enough.
not really on the right ocean tho
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)
Close enough.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (6fsOH)
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Also Indiana.... interesting
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)
Never Trump today: MARK SANFORD 2020!!!
Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (b1Zx8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jussie Amash at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (RuIsu)
"Sometimes in life you've got to say what you've got to say, whether there's an audience or not for that message," Sanford said.
Sometimes, Mark, it's just best to keep quiet that you take horsecocks up the ass.
Even if there is a market for it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (m4s8m)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (v4v6L)
Actually I think that is his campaign motto
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Charlie Sykes at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: david french at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (ym5eo)
so this is a piano man reference but I don't get the connnection...?
Posted by: Charlie Sykes at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (NA4vJ)
Actually, I fell in love with Buenos Aires when I went last year. Best steak I ate in my life bar none.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (zBaqJ)
True Christians will forgive Mark Sanford, just as I forgive our bull, Sven Hammerdik, when he leaves the toilet seat up after servicing my wife.
Posted by: David French at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (tH5fk)
Geniuses, one and all.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (b1Zx8)
Actually I think that is his campaign motto
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (yWXpx)
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Sorry, I actually copyrighted that for my resume.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Michael V. Smith at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (9i7zj)
Geniuses, one and all.
Posted by: El Kabong
everybody give each other bonuses from the Pierre Omidyar slush fund.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (A/tFr)
Hilarious.
Probably just trying to split the vote in SC.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (jY3BZ)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
The list of Republican challengers will be sad and hilarious.
Sad clown popcorn.
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (tH5fk)
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JT Marlin upgrades the Sad Oboe Meme Co. to STRONG BUY
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (a0IVu)
you mean... alt-right N-z?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
More like AOC socialist. Uh oh...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (UVPuB)
Phrasing!
Posted by: batterup at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (m4s8m)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)
yeah that's what I hear. I also hear that steak is pretty cheap.
The gauchos! The gauchos!
(Argentinian cowboys. There was a whole Nat Lamp issue about Gauchos on the plains. Or the planaras. Whatever "plains" is in spanish.)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
I suppose so. Just as long as there is a market and financial backers.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (RTWw4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (LT7mn)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Regular Mitt Romney the Morman Harold Stassin at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Or alternately - "Shitty Kitty '20"
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (32YRo)
Allahcuck was snarking about Trump attacking Sanford's affair because it would MAKE TRUMP look like a hypocrite.
Geniuses, one and all.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (b1Zx
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Right, because using one's elected office to screen for your adulterous affair is so much more morally upright.
I think they'll endorse him for the erotic frission.
Also, because he's white. We now know that both Jonah and David French are racist against black men serving as their bulls. They only tolerate blond, blue-eyed Aryan men.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (U2JQS)
You can tell the quality of a PDT presidency by the opponents he draws in the primary.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (OZZ16)
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (UUnqW)
Nice, but O'CrazyHo won't be eligible until the 2028 election, I think.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (GDooN)
yeah that's what I hear. I also hear that steak is pretty cheap.
The gauchos! The gauchos!
(Argentinian cowboys. There was a whole Nat Lamp issue about Gauchos on the plains. Or the planaras. Whatever "plains" is in spanish.)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
Pampas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)
SPITS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (yWXpx)
You're a dentist, shouldn't it be *rinse*spit*?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (LT7mn)
I like the nickname.
- Joe "Jazz Nose" Biden
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (m4s8m)
Posted by: David French at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM
I say, old chap, that's rude; he knows we're only allowed to use the facility sitting down.
Posted by: Wm. Kristol at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (9i7zj)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (GDooN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Jussie Amash at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (m4s8m)
I recall a cookie from Burry's called Gauchos. Maybe peanut butter?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (U2JQS)
If you will add a few more moves to your pre-debate dance routine, we can talk.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (OZZ16)
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)
Writes itself really.
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)
Pompous in the Pampas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Regular Boozebag Bill Weld at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Jussie Amash at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Lg/Uq)
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It's a Mexican lawyer but it does very well in a salad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (v4v6L)
(Argentinian cowboys. There was a whole Nat Lamp issue about Gauchos on the plains. Or the planaras. Whatever "plains" is in spanish.)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
Pampas. The word is pampas, furball.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)
me disculpan, pero eso es lo mío
Posted by: Beto at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (UVPuB)
I think you have to be qualified to become President, including by age.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
I don't care about anyone challenging Trump in the primaries. It's the
assholes who may consider a third party run that I despise.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (2DOZq)
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At this point, third-party candidates will only draw from the challenger.
So let a thousand lunatics bloom!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: trev006 at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (LR3Y8)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)
"Ahem!"
- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: rd at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (EK+Pw)
Nancy Pelosi is silenced for the day.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (UVPuB)
Who never had time for a wife....
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (UUnqW)
Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: trev006 at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (LR3Y8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (m4s8m)
Cut-off jeans are short pants for girls. Gauchos are loose golf knickers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (UVPuB)
Doesn't the VP have to have all of the requirements of the Prez in order to qualify? 35+, native born.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)
Writes itself really.
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)
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I speak of the Pampas of Love.
Posted by: Steve Miller at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Michael V. Smith at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (lS5pB)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (6fsOH)
I would say he used to do a decent job of pretending he was conservative - and then he went all Never Trump and turned out to be a ridiculous, hypocritical waste of space. A horny Jeff Flake.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)
Oh dear God yes. Even as horny as I was those things killed boners.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (A/tFr)
"Ahem!"
- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM
Leisure Suit Larry....the ultimate Lounge Lizard.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (ti+mk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)
That is a terrible mental image.
Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (UVPuB)
Who never had time for a wife....
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (UUnqW)
Who never had time for HIS wife.
A puta from Palermo he was all over 24/7.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)
It is immediately identifiable, a little surreal, and very elusive.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jonah Goldcuck at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (VWp7G)
on twitter, they're ...get this...bashing kellyanne conway. This time, she dared to ask someone their ethnicity.
so, you know, the left who in their purity has decided, race by race, what each brown person must think, is super-fucking offended by this. Not since Trump got the Squad to self-immolate have they been this sad,mad.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (JziUy)
These people running for president are in it only to vacuum up money, right? The office itself has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (o1JBI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)
Click-Clacks? My school banned those as kids were getting concussions from them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (UVPuB)
I think you have to be qualified to become President, including by age.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
Mr. Peebles is correct. AOC cannot be a VP candidate this time. She qualifies in 2024.
Posted by: rd at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Larry at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (lS5pB)
So you're a nut screaming at clouds. Never saw that coming.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (v4v6L)
funny how it went from City of the Future to City of the Past without a minute ever having been spent inbetween.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)
I did like the new SecDef nominee basically telling Lie-awatha to LOLGF.
Posted by: Jonah Goldcuck at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (VWp7G)
You all do understand that all the Republican Shits are just trying to get President Trump to "debate" them as they pretend to campaign for R Primaries?
The idea here is for Fake News to televise Republican "debates" in which these Shits grandstand against the president.
But President Trump isn't gonna fall for it. He will do NO fake debates with fake Republican "challengers."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (m4s8m)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (BbGew)
It's the Final Countdown!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
Posted by: The Band Europe at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (JUOKG)
Don't forget to wear your lubber!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)
"Ahem!"
- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Tie-Dye T-Shirts
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (veoSD)
Gaucho was my favorite Marx Brother
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)
Yeah, because the Executive Branch holds the nation's purse strings.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rd at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (EK+Pw)
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I will mark my calendar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (v4v6L)
Money - he has seen the Beto act & wants in
Posted by: batterup
Yup. He knows he has no chance at all. This is just a grift.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (WJGt1)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)
Real gaucho fashion: they would make boots of a sort by cutting around the legs of a dead cow and peeling off the tube of skin. Then they'd let it shrink on their leg and foot, with the cow's leg joint forming the heel, and leaving their toes exposed (they used a stick on a rawhide thong as a stirrup, so they needed their toes free).
Then they would never take it off, ever, until it was worn out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (GDooN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (hjaPQ)
Kari Lake, a news host for Fox10 in Phoenix was told to hide her "right-wing" social media presence because some leftists might be triggered.
She was caught saying "F__ them" on camera. Someone there probably leaked her saying it to hurt her career because it was clearly during a break.
Posted by: bananaDream at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)
Brutalism does that to a city.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Raymond Shaw at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (kQs4Y)
Yeah my school banned them too. They were fun but on the same level as lawn darts.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)
Jonathan E wore them well in "Rollerball."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Yes, that is a concern particularly if another really wealthy person decides to run.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (+0VWg)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y45v3fhe
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (xj2l7)
Looks to me like her name should've been Brie.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
They probably looked good on a vanishingly small number of women. Padded shoulders, on the other hand, looked stupid on every woman who wore them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)
Which 4? Name names.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Miklos, he was governor here too, and a pretty good one at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (UUnqW)
- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Wait! What????
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (OZZ16)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Per the final line of the 12th Amendment, yes.
"But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States."
Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (P1f+c)
Yeah my school banned them too. They were fun but on the same level as lawn darts.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq)
"Let's see; two hard resin balls smashing into each other about an inch from your face. Totally safe!"
- - Elliot Maimway Toy Company
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (q177U)
Most GOPers voting no on resolution to condemn Trump for his language. Vote still open. GOP yeas so far are Reps Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA), Will Hurd (R-TX), Fred Upton (R-MI). & Susan Brooks (R-IN)
Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) votes yes
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (cF8AT)
I knew them as clackers, also, and yeah, lost a prime set of to the vice principal.
There's a famous legal case entitled "United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (GDooN)
Posted by: Hillarys Butler at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (Tw8cs)
Milk some small donors for a couple of months worth of lavish living and who knows, maybe some sweet prog billionaire gratitude to be paid out in later installments.
Sort of surprised Goldberg/Hayes haven't converted their attempted newsletter grift into a presidential campaign grift yet (Slogan: Two Gas Station Sushi Jokes in Every Pot).
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (hdzef)
4 Republicans for, 12 not voting, 19 Democrats not voting
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (BbGew)
wtf is wrong with South Carolina Republicans, excepting any at this site? Why did they give this clown a soft landing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (kQs4Y)
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Jesus, the cuck class is always panicking like it's november 5, 2016 and trump is going to cost teh GOP every seat in every race and they need to distance themselves from him ASAP.
because nothing builds electoral success like blind panicking.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (JziUy)
So you're a nut screaming at clouds. Never saw that coming.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
Well he doesn't need to live in the White House for that. Just hang out in Layfette Park across the street. At about 0300, there is a homeless guy there who does just that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (WJGt1)
They probably looked good on a vanishingly small number of women. Padded shoulders, on the other hand, looked stupid on every woman who wore them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Wx/+I)
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Some women look good in anything, just because you can get it off quickly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (ti+mk)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (hjaPQ)
Jake Tapper just had white supremacist nobody Richard Spencer on his show - WTF?!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)
"Ahem!"
- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)
"What about me?"
- Nehru Jackets
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)
Qualifies. Heh. For some value of qualifies defined in another dimension.
The thought bubble of people considering her for the office would be alarming. She would make a helpful aide to a Castro in Cuba, though, so she has that going for her.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (6eEQ+)
Brutalism does that to a city.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (UVPuB)
The City of Later this Afternoon.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL
She was allowed to crawl back in - they voted her speech was "in order" - even though it was clearly not - but her day is done anyway as she has really nothing left allowed to say.
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Bob Kraft at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (ti+mk)
"Verdad!!"
- - zombie Xavier Cugat
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (q177U)
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I'm getting a Godzilla smashing Tokyo vibe. It could be fun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (UVPuB)
Hurd is a pandering douchebag that is as Republican as Michael Moore.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (2DOZq)
Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) votes yes
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (cF8AT)
Of course, the usual suspects.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (tVQUs)
condemning President Trump remarks, 24 Republicans not voting, 33
Democrats not voting.
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM
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33 democrats worried about their seats in next years election.
Target them!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (NjJUT)
Not sure when the craze ended but end, it surely did.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (hjaPQ)
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Oh, Rob!
Posted by: Laura Petrie at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (v4v6L)
"What about me?"
- Nehru Jackets
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)
I actually thought they looked kind of sleek when I was a kid. Leisure suits looked and felt revolting. Never had one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (UVPuB)
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didn't we go through this already the last time trump said "words that must never be uttered lest ye be remaindered to the dust bin of progressive history" like with America's sole gold-star family or any of a dozen other times the left freaked out for hearing the truth?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (ykYG2)
Rewind that clock, show me the Zoot Suit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (UVPuB)
One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (2DOZq)
November 5, 2020 will be the day that the Koch Brothers and Lucky Pierre Omidyar cut their losses and send all these fat, useless fucks to the breadline.
VOTE TRUMP.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (FbZMM)
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (Noqli)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (NjJUT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)
The chicks with the hairy armpits?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)
Why do you think there are over 20 candidates for the Demonicrat nomination? Just form a Political Action Committee and you can pretty much use your leftover campaign contributions for whatever you want. Sort of like The Producers. Get people to invest in a losing proposition and the investors get no payoff when it fails. The "producer" gets to embezzle the remainder.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Laura Petrie at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)
The chicks with the hairy armpits?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (6fsOH)
Um, no, not that I recall.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (zBaqJ)
- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Nehru jackets and platform heeled boots for men.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (ykYG2)
Rewind that clock, show me the Zoot Suit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (UVPuB)
One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)
Best part of Against All Odds. Well maybe not.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)
I bet he has one of those signs in his front yard too.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (BbGew)
Dem TX Rep Al Green: I will read articles of impeachment on the Floor of the House before the close of the business today. To condemn a racist President is not enough, we must impeach him. This will be a defining vote. The world is watching, and history will judge us all.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)
What about Bag O' Glass? Hours and hours of family fun.
Posted by: Irwin Mainway at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (zBaqJ)
That's all I remember from the one video he made. It was kind of off-putting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (6fsOH)
You all do understand that all the Republican Shits are just trying to get President Trump to "debate" them as they pretend to campaign for R Primaries?
The idea here is for Fake News to televise Republican "debates" in which these Shits grandstand against the president.
"raise a hundred million, and we'll talk".
-Donnie Two Scoops
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (sy5kK)
Best part of Against All Odds. Well maybe not.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (2DOZq)
Rachel Ward. Wow, that career is long gone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Laura Petrie at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (v4v6L)
We all have a thing.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Ricky "Miklos" Ricardo at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)
Yeah, they were, and you just gave me the day's earworm from my history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLf6MIdE1BE
Posted by: JEM at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Flint Lockwood at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (M9ntN)
They're as fucked up as Delaware for voting for anything other than having his wife kick him in the balls in public until the pain made him pass out.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (A/tFr)
The world is watching, and history will judge us all.
Here's History's judgement on Al Green: he's a putz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM
"Ahem!"
- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM
"What about me?"
- Nehru Jackets
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019
Do what feels good!
Posted by: Canadians in Speedos at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)
Yeah, they were, and you just gave me the day's earworm from my history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLf6MIdE1BE
Posted by: JEM at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (8erNz)
Without looking, is it "Endicott?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: mc at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (l1TIo)
Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Laura Petrie at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (v4v6L)
We all have a thing.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (2DOZq)
I think they're sexy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (jAZI6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (FbZMM)
Koch Brothers: Oh, well! We lost $1 billion dollars on that gamble. At that rate, we'll be penniless....in a century! Blow us, peasants!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (m79Dg)
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thus it begins. NOT!
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I've been thinking about them lately, for some reason.
didn't they make a movie?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (6fsOH)
Here's History's judgement on Al Green: he's a putz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (Wx/+I)
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It's a very small exhibit in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)
Did he marry his mistress or did he get dumped?
Posted by: IC
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He got dumped due to prolonged divorce proceedings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (M9ntN)
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True. And here's what I have to say, take a hike, Mark.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (U2TY5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (WJGt1)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (NoKAc)
Ever hear the Huey Lewis song that sounds like he's saying..
"She's hard as stone."
or
"She's hot and cold."
or
"She's hard and gold."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (m4s8m)
Well Trump already has my vote.
But you've inspired me to cast my second vote for Trump, too.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I've been thinking about them lately, for some reason.
didn't they make a movie?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)
They featured in Miami Vice and Against All Odds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (zBaqJ)
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the problem is that a lot of red districts get invaded by liberals pretending to be rock ribbed conservatives and most locals don't pay attention to the primaries.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM
That's childist, racist, and drupist.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)
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That always makes me think of a parody of small-town newspaper coverage of a wedding:
"The bride entered from the front porch wearing an ankle bracelet."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: O zut ma cherie at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dr kill at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (Jj+59)
I believe the host was Christopher Lee. I think I remember him introducing them as "King Creole and the Cocoa Nuts," as if those were two separate words with a space in between.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JAS at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (I5SAg)
I've been thinking about them lately, for some reason.
didn't they make a movie?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)
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Yeah. Kid Creole and the Coconuts On Gilligans Island. It went straight to video.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
They were great, but I'm a Fishbone fan from way back. Their show at The Ritz was a classic.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)
By Huey Lewis and the News?
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)
and Romney will slap him on the back and say 'atta boy'
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (vEIlU)
The whole Sanford story is a real shame. I liked him before he took up with the his Argentinian babe. He was one of the better GOP politicians, which, I guess, tells you all you need to know about the GOP of the time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Someone who worked on his Congressional campaign wrote a tell-all book about the experience. The dude is a self-important, resource-sucking clown.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (M9ntN)
Love it
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (nRWPy)
Never stick your dick in crazy
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: dr kill at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (KP5rU)
269 Heart and Soul.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)
By Huey Lewis and the News?
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Si.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (WJGt1)
Hse approves a resolution condemning the President's "racist comments directed at Members of Congress." The vote was 240-187
All Democrats voted yea. 4 Republicans voted yea. Fitzpatrick Hurd Upton BrooksIN. Also yes, independent Amash.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (M9ntN)
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So a politician then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (v4v6L)
Fuck Bucks County, Damn I'm glad I left that shithole.
Posted by: dr kill
Recently applied for a position located in Bristol. One mile from the hospital I was born at, 29 years ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (Wx/+I)
Never stick your dick in crazy
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (z2W2E)
Or never let crazy stick their dick in you.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (2DOZq)
Never stick your dick in crazy
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (z2W2E)
But, he was already crazy. Isn't there a cancel out factor there?
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (FbZMM)
Koch Brothers: Oh, well! We lost $1 billion dollars on that gamble. At that rate, we'll be penniless....in a century! Blow us, peasants!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (m79Dg)
I've mentioned several times now, it looks like the entire CNN network is on that trajectory. The viewership is collapsing, a management that wanted to survive would be making huge corrections - but instead they're putting the petal to the metal, doing everything they've done to get to this point louder and louder and louder.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (Kpl3J)
James Woods and didn't he work forever Richard Widmark. Got to admire that.
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (xj2l7)
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whoa, not the race card
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (JziUy)
If you wore a red dress you'd get Jackie Gleason leering at you from the stage, "Who ordered lobster?"
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (COzlW)
268 >>>They featured in Miami Vice and Against All Odds.
I think they actually had their own movie.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
You are right sir!
There's Something Wrong In Paradise.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7661768/?ref_=nv_sr_2?ref_=nv_sr_2
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (zBaqJ)
So 33 Democrat seats at risk. Ha ha.
Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (q177U)
Never stick your dick in crazy
I feel bad for his first wife.
The corollary there is never let crazy stick its **** in you.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: MiklosPM at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: david french at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (ym5eo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (3H9h1)
Yeah go on, pull the other one now. I'll never believe another republican who says stuff like that. They don't believe it. They never did and never will. The whole "limited government" schtick is just something to sell to the marks.
Posted by: I Have Questions at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)
I bet he has one of those signs in his front yard too.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (tVQUs)
I'll say it again: The Republicans better primary him because I won't vote for him next year.
Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Charo at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)
James Woods and didn't he work forever Richard Widmark. Got to admire that.
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (xj2l7)
Widmark had a very long career. Started out as they psycho killer Tommy Udo in the noir "Kiss of Death" in 1947.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)
And with that vote, they worded it that his tweet was racist and there was no mention of a person, name, sex, creed or color.
No wonder this country is going in the shitter.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Del-Aware at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (4Eo4+)
yeah that's the end line.
"Male Curiosity" is good too. I saw that was in some movie.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (PbpT7)
most locals don't pay attention to the primaries.
Posted by: Keto not Beto
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Well, they redeemed themselves. I didn't realize he lost in the 2018 primary. No wonder he's running for something else now (ostensibly President, but Senator is my guess).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)
I kind of like Roxette better. YMMV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (zBaqJ)
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they would, and did, say they were overrated. They had a LOT of top 40 hits. I was a huge fan.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)
That wasn't the final vote. All dems voted Yea + 4 Repukes.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (cF8AT)
This is what cranks say - they stand on soap boxes in the rain at the local park and shout out to passer bys about the coming invasion of klller clowns from outer space.
Which they should totally listen to - totally.
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (32YRo)
Yeah, go with that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (cF8AT)
ugh.
Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC
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He got dumped due to prolonged divorce proceedings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (M9ntN)
I think his wife had all the money in that relationship and the wherewithal to administer legal psychic torture.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (A/tFr)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: david french at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (ym5eo)
The Cherry Poppin' Daddies (love that name) answer the call:
https://tinyurl.com/CPD-Zoot-Suit-Riot
Posted by: Sharkman at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (Wx/+I)
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they would, and did, say they were overrated. They had a LOT of top 40 hits. I was a huge fan.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (JziUy)
Huey Lewis was part of a band called Clover which I believed toured with, of all people, Elvis Costello in the late 70s as he was getting big.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (cF8AT)
ugh.
Posted by: IC
Has the MSM said that this was a 'bipartisan' rebuke of President Trump yet?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 07:02 PM (WJGt1)
Did he marry his mistress or did he get dumped?
Posted by: IC
=====
He got dumped due to prolonged divorce proceedings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (M9ntN)
I think his wife had all the money in that relationship and the wherewithal to administer legal psychic torture.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (A/tFr)
His ex-wife has Old Money and helped him launch his career. His Argentinian mistress dropped him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:02 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (UVPuB)
"Not the post! Not the post!"
Remember that cartoon?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (zBaqJ)
I can't seem to recall who that was.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (AJ/mV)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (JziUy)
My brother actually has the 12" vinyl of "I Want a New Drug."
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)
I can't seem to recall who that was.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (AJ/mV)
Harold Stassen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (4QnJ9)
Posted by: Some guy at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ixWZr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (RTWw4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (Wx/+I)
Well, it may be; It's a nice town anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:02 PM (+0VWg)
They don't. I do not think there will be one with Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (zBaqJ)
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Some guy at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ixWZr)
RACIST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)
This idiot country, btw, needs a refresher course on race. Different countries have different nationalities. If we say one place is a shithole, then that's not racist. If you say black people do X, that's racist.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
As a Texan, I'm ashamed this asshole is from here.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (JziUy)
so love with an improper stranger.
Bet the British cosplay gal if she sold more of her bathwater would generate more income than any of these losers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (UVPuB)
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
Check Pelosi that she's not having seizures.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (zBaqJ)
You know, if they can alter reality.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (1g7ch)
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
lol
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Pelosi's office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
As a Texan, I'm ashamed this asshole is from here.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Gerrymandering
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
Phillips must've paid him off big time for the incandescent light bulb fiasco.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (zBaqJ)
He's probably not wrong about that.
If he thinks there is any political interest in him now, for anything, he is wrong about that.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (ZfRYq)
thanks but I specifically wanted to say Valparaiso, which I think is a cool name, and which I mistakenly thought was in argentina.
I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (UVPuB)
RACIST!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)
Anyone want to see the gayest music video of all time?
Seriously... it makes the London Boys look butcher than Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (FbZMM)
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
lol
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Pelosi's office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)
Think Hillary at 9:00PM on election night 2016... Times like 100.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (09q6F)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (5WpEK)
https://tinyurl.com/yy78vxxa
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (cF8AT)
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
All they had to do was not be crazy. Bwahahahahahah
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (RTWw4)
today is the day the race card was officially maxed out and cut up by the cashier.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)
You really believe that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (Y274z)
thanks but I specifically wanted to say Valparaiso, which I think is a cool name, and which I mistakenly thought was in argentina.
I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)
That's Chile. As is Vina del Mar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (09q6F)
I'm calling them "The Squeef" forevermore.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
today is the day the race card was officially maxed out and cut up by the cashier.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)
You really believe that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Didn't you notice the big civil war raging outside? We finally won!
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (mX8Vr)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: Keto not Beto
You just know that Obama chuckled to himself when Trump told Hillary that...
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)
You really believe that?
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if I say it every day, it will eventually become true, right?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (09q6F)
I'm calling them "The Squeef" forevermore.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
I still think the best name is "The Aristocrats!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)
Exactly, after that presser where he looked like a moon struck calf still with the hots for Chiquita Copulotto, I would've contributed to any GoFundMe with a promise to apply Dr. 12 Gauge to that choad. And I'm very cheap.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (A/tFr)
Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (Y274z)
Venado Tuerto
Villa Mercedes
Viedma
Villa Madero
Virrey del Pino
Villa Gobernador Gálvez
Villa Luzuriaga
etc, blah, blah.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (k3g2v)
Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (Y274z)
Squantanamera....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Peruvia at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (QzkSJ)
He humiliated his wife and sons. He deserved whatever misery she dealt him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)
Exactly, after that presser where he looked like a moon struck calf
still with the hots for Chiquita Copulotto, I would've contributed to
any GoFundMe with a promise to apply Dr. 12 Gauge to that choad. And
I'm very cheap.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (A/tFr)
She kept the gorgeous family beach house on Sullivan's Island. That must have killed him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (Ct55T)
I swear, the limelight is like crack to these guys...
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (Y274z)
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
From the Congressional Record:
Mr. Green (TX): "Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I've had produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
His campaign slogan could be "You can trust me! I've already fucked over everyone I'm going to!"
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: freaked at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)
which I think is a cool name, and which I mistakenly thought was in
argentina.
I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)
It's cool. But if and when I appropriate this slam on Sanford to use elsewhere, I'm substituting Viedma in. That makes it 100% original and totally not plaigarism, right?
Posted by: Some guy at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (ixWZr)
Remember when Bill Clinton got caught getting serviced in the Oral Office and Republicans started resigning left and right?
Posted by: freaked at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)
I remember the press conference with Client 9 and his wife. What a loathsome piece of shit he was to put her through that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (zBaqJ)
I like - Marxist Girl Scout Troop from the seventh circle of hell.
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: ace
Okay now do Paraguay and Uruguay.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
lol
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Pelosi's office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)
Her hookah-sized crack pipe is going to be worked overtime.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (LEikZ)
Now they either have to vote for it, which Trump wants; or they have to vote against it, which their base will crucify them for. This is what Pelosi kept trying to avoid.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)
This is where he lets them hang themselves. No need to add anything. Yet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (NoKAc) `
That things got a lot of problems, it's got:
a beginning a middle and an ending,
melody,
harmony, and
rhythm
It takes focus and concentration to follow all that stuff. Bad bad
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (xj2l7)
That only happens with Republicans.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: ace
Okay now do Paraguay and Uruguay.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (2DOZq)
"Cabron!"
- - Bolivia
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Some guy
"You rang?" - Jonah
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (32YRo)
I wouldn't even try! I think they were involved in the Soccer war, maybe? So that means they border on Brazil?
No clue, really.
Geography is one of my many, many, many weak points.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
But he did. And then he ran for his old seat in Charleston and won.
And somewhere in there he went cuck Rino. It may have been after Trumps election.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (2DOZq)
I wouldn't even try! I think they were involved in the Soccer war, maybe? So that means they border on Brazil?
No clue, really.
Geography is one of my many, many, many weak points.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
That was Venezuela and Colombia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Puddleglum
More than one Republican vote makes it "broadly bipartisan".
Posted by: The MSM at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (P1f+c)
It took enormous effort for the U.S. to rise above shithole status. Effort most of these cry babies contributed a grand total of nothing to.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)
NeverTrumpers and RINOs never were or are GOP.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (QMwOT)
Actually I think we're the red headed stepchildren they're perplexed about how to deal with. Fuck them, it's our party now and the only way they're getting it back is a burnt out frame on blocks as we drive away in a supercharged muscle car.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (A/tFr)
The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM
That was awful. I couldn't believe she stood next to him. He woulda got a nad kick and throat punch.
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)
This is where he lets them hang themselves. No need to add anything. Yet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Tonight, tonight is when he has 3 scoops. And Melania for dessert.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (RTWw4)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (O2RFr)
__________________________________
To have the Senate trial and formally introduce all of the information regarding the treasonous acts of the Democrats.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Pres Trump at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
Years ago, I knew a guy who majored in, of all things, geography at, of all places, the Indiana University of Pennsylvania.
He was able to look at a blank map of the then USSR and fill in towns and cities. The CIA I think might have recruited him and he kind of clammed up on the details of that. Nice guy. Wonder what became of him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
Ha ha hahahahahahahahahaha
He's from sh*trag Houston hahahahaha.
Hey, J.J., when you contemplate your move this is one place not to consider.
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (xj2l7)
I think I know vaguely that French Guyana is on the northern/east coast, on the caribbean.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)
Well I know there's a Jose
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (O2RFr
Really? Only one guy with that name in the whole country?
Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (33ETc)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (2DOZq)
10 dimensional chess, my friend.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (aS1PU)
"Whoa! Those are some crazy mo-fos!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (UVPuB)
Damn. Well, I told you i was weak.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)
Right direction but wrong countries!!
423 The 1969 Soccer War was between Honduras and El Salvador.
The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)
Mark sanford was telling me.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
We never pick geography when playing Trivial Pursuits with my husband.
He'll come up with some unknown river in Bulgaria to win the game. He's like a walking geography encyclopedia.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (Lwfjs)
"Whoa! Those are some crazy mo-fos!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (UVPuB)
My uncle was KIA there one week before the charge. That was his unit that was in the middle of it and he would've been in the middle of to had he lasted until the next week. And after that it was Okinawa.
Jeez. I don't want to think about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (zsApV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)
Ace would claim he's doing that and then two weeks later we'd find out he actually did a hiking fast on the Appalachian Trail.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (33ETc)
Mike Flynn, my friend who died, was ace at Geography. Maybe not down to the minor rivers, but he was good at it.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (Lwfjs)
I think his problem is that he's a bit too much of an ogynist, IYKWISAITTYD....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM
That was awful. I couldn't believe she stood next to him. He woulda got a nad kick and throat punch.
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (BLFnH)
But RINO Queen, Kathleen Parker, who hated Sarah Palin because her husband had the hots for her, stayed loyal on TV.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (A/tFr)
Posted by: ace
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The Appalachian Trail is just a stone's throw away from here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
The Two-Time Tango...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)
is that north to south? Is there a mnemonic?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (RpXpK)
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (xj2l7)
Are you some kind of geographical genius?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)
I think I know vaguely that French Guyana is on the northern/east coast, on the caribbean.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)
Heh you combined two countries. French Guiana and Guyana .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (2DOZq)
If you click this, watch it through... the gayness/insanity ramps up all the way to the end.
https://youtu.be/zlkQw6-xtto
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (FbZMM)
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Trick question.
The answer is always Chili.
And you have to say it like smart people. CHEE-lay
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)
The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Both aircraft would still be fine for border control on both countries.
Posted by: Miklos, just doing a comment fly by at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Sanford-Client 9 '20 - "If the van is rockin' don't, be knockin!"
Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (UVPuB
"Did I tell you about Tijada? The tiny island off the coast of Honduras?"
- - Ex-CIA Agent Vince Ricardo
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (zBaqJ)
A lot of guinea/guyana/guiana countries. Wonder what that term means?!
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (k3g2v)
where's the Starboard Negro?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
The Two-Time Tango...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Parking the pink Mustang in a side street.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (2kj6M)
The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Both aircraft would still be fine for border control on both countries.
Posted by: Miklos, just doing a comment fly by at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Wasn't the airframe of the P-51 either copied or modified with a turboprop engine and is now used for counter-insurgency ops?
Anna Puma please weigh in.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: Ever at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (/Je1u)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (BLFnH)
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whoa, not the race card
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (JziUy)
A House Resolution? Oh, shit! Trump is toast now!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (m79Dg)
A lot of guinea/guyana/guiana countries. Wonder what that term means?!
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)
A lot of Old Guinea in Bensonhurst and East Harlem...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (zBaqJ)
To have the Senate trial and formally introduce all of the information regarding the treasonous acts of the Democrats.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ZxU8C)
Like he'd call out anyone for open borders to be a traitor (domestic) and have Barr round them up?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (1g7ch)
Much.
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
This is indeed correct.
Posted by: Pock-e-stahn and Cudder at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (2DOZq)
Whereas Uruguay sounds like you're a gay.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (4QnJ9)
https://www.etymonline.com/word/guinea
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace
Yes.
The Uruguayan-Paraguyan-Brazilian War.
Brazil got waxed.
Posted by: Miklos, occasional historian at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Whereas Uruguay sounds like you're a gay.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (4QnJ9)
You say "Urugay?" to anyone if you can't figure out the sex.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace
Yes.
The Uruguayan-Paraguyan-Brazilian War.
Brazil got waxed.
Posted by: Miklos, occasional historian at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)
No safe landing strips...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Cavalier originally developed the turbo-Mustang in the early 70s by installing a Dart engine in a basically stock P-51. It was a bid to stay viable in the Central and Latin American markets.
The Piper bought the whole kit. The Piper Enforcer has a stretched airframe, different turboprop engine, and a beefed up wing with multiple hardpoints.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (UVPuB)
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (5ntro)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)
Triple incontinence?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Miklos, Dickensian at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)
interesting.
What is the US state with the easternmost territory?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (2DOZq)
Thank 'ee, guvna!
apparently that's from Guinea in africa, too. I guess maybe because a lot gold coins originated there during some period? that's just guess.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (PbpT7)
interesting.
What is the US state with the easternmost territory?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)
Maine?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (zBaqJ)
499 >>>491 Fun Fact: The Pacific Ocean entrance to the Panama Canal is actually farther east than the Caribbean entrance.
interesting.
What is the US state with the easternmost territory?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)
Or Alaska?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (tH5fk)
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No, IIRC they got engaged briefly, but then she called it off. I remember reading some screed he published online back at the time, and he tried to claim the break-up was his idea, but she publicly refuted that, and she seemed to be more credible.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (k4dH2)
Alaska.
one of the aleutians crosses the line of longitude that separates east from west.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (5ntro)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mark Sanford at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Mark Sanford at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)
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???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: William Randolph Hearst at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (n13/j)
Except it's clearly not the southernmost point. That's on the adjacent Navy base in some officer's back yard.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (5ntro)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)
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???
One of the Aleutians is over the line that separates West from East, so one of them is nearly as east as you can get, like 179 or 180 East longitude.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace
So MoMees consist principally of Trivial Pursuit?
Posted by: Miklos, catching on at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (5ntro)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)
Since we're talking about South America, it was only a hundred years ago that most of the countries were on par with the U.S. in terms of economic output and prosperity. Then they for some strange reason they decided to give Socialism a try. Idiots, and they still can't see how they fucked up.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Miklos Mean Time at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)
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I had no idea there was a line. I'll bet it's a great spot for a selfie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (2DOZq)
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Big Mercator knows where to spend its money.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (2DOZq)
Well?
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (xj2l7)
If I were travelling between those two, I would also like to do it as discreetly as possible.
Posted by: Miklos, had a car from Windsor ...once at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Interestingly, both Florida and North Carolina are farther North than West Virginia.
What?
Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (Lwfjs)
Any English speaker speaking English who says Nippon, or even Sevilla instead of the English names is a jagoff imo. No offense to Nippon or Sevilla sayers. The Sevilla one burns my ass though.
Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 16, 2019 07:42 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: dr kill at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (Jj+59)
I wouldn't even try! I think they were involved in the Soccer war, maybe? So that means they border on Brazil?
No clue, really.
Geography is one of my many, many, many weak points.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
The football war was in central america.
Paraguay fought in the Chaco War in the 30s over Oil in the Chaco region, a useless desert. And it ended when they found out there was no oil.
In the mid 1800s, a dictator in Paraguay managed to get in a war with all their neighbors at the same time, Bolivia, Uraguay, and Uraguay. They fought so long and hard estimates are 90 percent of the male population died in the fighting
Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (FhXTo)
Sanford & Sons reruns!
Posted by: saf at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2019 08:17 PM (3H9h1)
Now THAT'S a sports playoff series!!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 08:39 PM (1on5E)
Plenty of deck chairs left to rearrange on the SS DONKTANIC. And tell the Captain to step on it!! Shit, there's only one iceberg out there in the dark...
... but it's YUUGE!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 08:53 PM (1on5E)
I laugh when I hear liberals say "Meh-he-coh". Even the Mexicans I know don't say that. Of course, almost all the Mexicans I know are well educated, and damn well want you to know it.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 09:01 PM (1on5E)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 09:03 PM (1on5E)
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