Mark Sanford, Who Abandoned His State to Dally with His Mistress in Argentina, Ponders Running Against Trump in the GOP Primary

The Valparaiso Vagabundo, the Buenos Aires Aranador, the Pimp of the Pampas, is a real attractive candidate for the Morality Police who pretend to be Republicans, such as Noted Marriage Advocate Charlie Sykes.

Former South Carolina congressman Mark Sanford is considering launching a bid for president just months after leaving office following President Trump urging Republican voters in the Palmetto State to reject his renomination.

Speaking to The Post and Courier newspaper, Sanford said that he is taking the next month to decide whether or not he’ll mount a challenge to Trump's candidacy in the 2020 presidential election, where he would run on a platform focusing on curtailing the national debt and government spending.


"Sometimes in life you've got to say what you've got to say, whether there's an audience or not for that message," Sanford said.

Sanford is set to make his announcement from an undisclosed location, possibly on an Appalachian trail.

Update: Dang, Valparaiso is in Chile, not Argentina. Nuts! I spent five minutes looking for a v-word to match it with!

"Pimp of the Pampas" courtesy of eleven.


Update:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:26 PM




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1 It Begins

Posted by: The Guy What Thinks it's Beginning at July 16, 2019 06:27 PM (flINI)

2 Curtailing the debt and national spending would be a good idea, but not with him as the spokesman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 06:27 PM (+0VWg)

3 1

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 06:27 PM (RpXpK)

4 True. I just saw a shadowy figure on the trail just outside Burkettsville MD

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 16, 2019 06:28 PM (flINI)

5 Former South Carolina congressman Mark Sanford is considering launching a bid for ...

Money - he has seen the Beto act & wants in

Posted by: batterup at July 16, 2019 06:28 PM (U2JQS)

6 Can we call him Mark Sadford?


Because he is just one f***ing sad dude.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:28 PM (sy5kK)

7 Campaign trail, Appalachian trail, that guy always says he's on a trail or something.

Good luck with your run whatsyourname.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (bDqIh)

8 Update: Dang, Valparaiso is in Chile, not Argentina.

Close enough.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (6fsOH)

9 This has to be a joke

Either that, or some spilled brawndo on the simulation server.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (LWu6U)

10 Go for it!

Posted by: teh Wind at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (apyTf)

11 Valparaiso Vagabundo

I could be wrong, but isn't Valparaiso in Chile?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (tVQUs)

12 This idiot is delusional.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (NA4vJ)

13 >>>Update: Dang, Valparaiso is in Chile, not Argentina.

Close enough.

not really on the right ocean tho

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

14 charlie "3 Wives" Sykes. Heh, heh. Our moral betters, indeed.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (7ZQe3)

15 >>>I could be wrong, but isn't Valparaiso in Chile?


yes.

it's a pun.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

16 You big dummy!

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (xPl2J)

17 Updated before I could give a correction, Ace sure is quick.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)

18 Update: Dang, Valparaiso is in Chile, not Argentina. 

Close enough.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:29 PM (6fsOH)

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Also Indiana.... interesting

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)

19 Never Trump yesterday: Trump is an amoral monster and his affairs are proof.

Never Trump today: MARK SANFORD 2020!!!

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (b1Zx8)

20 Hey, why the fuck not?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (v4v6L)

21 I guess Sanford, like McMullin, wants to scoop up some sweet, sweet Kuck Kash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)

22 LMAO

SPITS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (yWXpx)

23 Stranger than fiction.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)

24 I can pander way more. I haven't even started trying yet.

Posted by: Jussie Amash at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (Lg/Uq)

25 lolgf

The list of Republican challengers will be sad and hilarious.


Sad clown popcorn.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (tH5fk)

26 Mark is a real estate novelist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (UVPuB)

27 If he's really serious about running, maybe he should drown somebody or get a sex change.

Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (RuIsu)

28
"Sometimes in life you've got to say what you've got to say, whether there's an audience or not for that message," Sanford said.


Sometimes, Mark, it's just best to keep quiet that you take horsecocks up the ass.

Even if there is a market for it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (sy5kK)

29

Macho Pichu is in Chile.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (m4s8m)

30 Hey, why the fuck not?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (v4v6L)

Actually I think that is his campaign motto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (yWXpx)

31 I'm the marriage advocate so nice, I did it thrice!

Posted by: Charlie Sykes at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)

32 And just when Baseball Cuck had no one to vote for - magic happens!

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (32YRo)

33 Xe Sanford's announcement of his candidacy met with a chile reception.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (v4v6L)

34 The Democrat candidates are the Great Panders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (UVPuB)

35
Argentina.

Peron.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (zBaqJ)

36 Yes! Eggplant emoji.

Posted by: david french at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (ym5eo)

37 >>Mark is a real estate novelist.

so this is a piano man reference but I don't get the connnection...?

Posted by: Charlie Sykes at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

38 Im worried this guy could cause problems siphoning off .00000000007% of the conservative vote.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (NA4vJ)

39
Actually, I fell in love with Buenos Aires when I went last year. Best steak I ate in my life bar none.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (zBaqJ)

40 Who among us hasn't transgressed?

True Christians will forgive Mark Sanford, just as I forgive our bull, Sven Hammerdik, when he leaves the toilet seat up after servicing my wife.

Posted by: David French at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

41 So this is just a way to get money right?

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (tH5fk)

42 Allahcuck was snarking about Trump attacking Sanford's affair because it would MAKE TRUMP look like a hypocrite.

Geniuses, one and all.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (b1Zx8)

43
Actually I think that is his campaign motto
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (yWXpx)

--------

Sorry, I actually copyrighted that for my resume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (v4v6L)

44 >>>35
Argentina.

Peron.

QED.

...

you mean... alt-right N-z?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)

45 Nuts! I spent five minutes looking for a v-word to match it with!

Perhaps grok valentine?

Posted by: Michael V. Smith at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (9i7zj)

46 >>>42 Allahcuck was snarking about Trump attacking Sanford's affair because it would MAKE TRUMP look like a hypocrite.

Geniuses, one and all.
Posted by: El Kabong

everybody give each other bonuses from the Pierre Omidyar slush fund.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)

47

Sanford/Ocasio-Cortez - Caca Titty '20.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

48 That moon faced twat is the poster boy for worthless RINOs that infest the GOPe.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (A/tFr)

49 So they think Trump's a philandering scumbag, but Sanford's their new savior.

Hilarious.


Probably just trying to split the vote in SC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

50 The whole Sanford story is a real shame. I liked him before he took up with the his Argentinian babe. He was one of the better GOP politicians, which, I guess, tells you all you need to know about the GOP of the time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (6fsOH)

51 Isn't Trump's good friend Lindsey from South Carolina?

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (jY3BZ)

52 >>>Perhaps grok valentine?


i wanted spanish words.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)

53 lolgf

The list of Republican challengers will be sad and hilarious.


Sad clown popcorn.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (tH5fk)


---------

JT Marlin upgrades the Sad Oboe Meme Co. to STRONG BUY

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (v4v6L)

54 Did he marry his mistress or did he get dumped?

Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

55 44
you mean... alt-right N-z?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)

More like AOC socialist. Uh oh...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

56 The Pompatus of the Pampas running for President? Please let it be so!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (LEikZ)

57 Someone in a previous thread suggested that Sanford should go back to selling real estate, so...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (UVPuB)

58 Speaking to The Post and Courier newspaper, Sanford said that he is taking the next month to decide whether or not he'll mount ...

Phrasing!

Posted by: batterup at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (U2JQS)

59


a Lucky Pierre Omidyar?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:34 PM (m4s8m)

60 Call me Mark. Or come visit me and my wife.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (BRpqW)

61 A more honest and descriptive article would start off by saying "Unemployed loser and malcontent Mark Sanford ponders a new get rich quick scheme to soak gullible donors"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)

62 >>>Actually, I fell in love with Buenos Aires when I went last year. Best steak I ate in my life bar none.

yeah that's what I hear. I also hear that steak is pretty cheap.

The gauchos! The gauchos!

(Argentinian cowboys. There was a whole Nat Lamp issue about Gauchos on the plains. Or the planaras. Whatever "plains" is in spanish.)

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

63 Sometimes in life you gotta say what you want to say whether there is an audience or not?

I suppose so. Just as long as there is a market and financial backers.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (RTWw4)

64
I'll bet Bill Weld is getting drunk about now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

65 Venous Aires !

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

66 Any R who challenges Trump will be lucky to break 3%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

67
Do any of these GOPe cocksuckers have any non-government work skills at all?

Go away, asshole.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (veoSD)

68 Mark Sanford is severely conservative.

Just like Mutt Rumbley and Paul "Jazz Hands" Ryan.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (LT7mn)

69 THE PAMPAS


THANK YOU!!!!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

70 I was wondering what Valparaiso Indiana had to do with it?

Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (FhXTo)

71 This crowded field is making me thirsty!!!

Posted by: Regular Mitt Romney the Morman Harold Stassin at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (6/uwW)

72 Sanford/Ocasio-Cortez - Caca Titty '20.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Or alternately - "Shitty Kitty '20"

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (32YRo)

73 42
Allahcuck was snarking about Trump attacking Sanford's affair because it would MAKE TRUMP look like a hypocrite.



Geniuses, one and all.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM (b1Zx

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Right, because using one's elected office to screen for your adulterous affair is so much more morally upright.

I think they'll endorse him for the erotic frission.

Also, because he's white. We now know that both Jonah and David French are racist against black men serving as their bulls. They only tolerate blond, blue-eyed Aryan men.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)

74 Don't forget to donate for a great second round of debates!

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (U2JQS)

75 Variation on a theme:
You can tell the quality of a PDT presidency by the opponents he draws in the primary.

Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (OZZ16)

76 Oh man, this post brings back fond memories of that epic Appalachian Trail one....

Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (UUnqW)

77 > Sanford/Ocasio-Cortez - Caca Titty '20.

Nice, but O'CrazyHo won't be eligible until the 2028 election, I think.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (GDooN)

78 62 >>>Actually, I fell in love with Buenos Aires when I went last year. Best steak I ate in my life bar none.

yeah that's what I hear. I also hear that steak is pretty cheap.

The gauchos! The gauchos!

(Argentinian cowboys. There was a whole Nat Lamp issue about Gauchos on the plains. Or the planaras. Whatever "plains" is in spanish.)
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)


Pampas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

79 LMAO



SPITS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (yWXpx)

You're a dentist, shouldn't it be *rinse*spit*?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (LEikZ)

80 Paul "Jazz Hands" Ryan.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (LT7mn)


I like the nickname.

- Joe "Jazz Nose" Biden

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (sy5kK)

81

Gauchos are short pants for girls.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (m4s8m)

82 just as I forgive our bull, Sven Hammerdik, when he leaves the toilet seat up after servicing my wife.
Posted by: David French at July 16, 2019 06:32 PM


I say, old chap, that's rude; he knows we're only allowed to use the facility sitting down.

Posted by: Wm. Kristol at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (9i7zj)

83 I don't care about anyone challenging Trump in the primaries. It's the assholes who may consider a third party run that I despise.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (2DOZq)

84 There are so many Dem candidates that Mitt Romney is having a hard time deciding who to take a dive for.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (GDooN)

85 Don't think there is an age restriction on the VP slot. So yeah the Appalachian Pony and Donkey Chompers could make a ticket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (UVPuB)

86 Is Avacado a fruit or a vegetable and does it belong in a salad? I agree with you in advance!!!

Posted by: Jussie Amash at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Lg/Uq)

87 Brasilia, the Former City of the Future, now a slum-ridden Third World shithole

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (v4v6L)

88 THANK YOU!!!!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

You're welcome?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (LEikZ)

89 81 Gauchos are short pants for girls.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (m4s8m)


I recall a cookie from Burry's called Gauchos. Maybe peanut butter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)

90 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Th Pimp of the Pampas.

Writes itself really.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)

92 Don't forget to donate for a great second round of debates!
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (U2JQS)

If you will add a few more moves to your pre-debate dance routine, we can talk.

Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (OZZ16)

93 Shit.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)

95 91 Th Pimp of the Pampas.

Writes itself really.
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)


Pompous in the Pampas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)

96 Hey it's noon somewhere!

Posted by: Regular Boozebag Bill Weld at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6/uwW)

97 In his defense, Sanford would still be in the country more often than Chocolate Jesus.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (VWp7G)

98 86 Is Avacado a fruit or a vegetable and does it belong in a salad? I agree with you in advance!!!
Posted by: Jussie Amash at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Lg/Uq)

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It's a Mexican lawyer but it does very well in a salad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (v4v6L)

99
(Argentinian cowboys. There was a whole Nat Lamp issue about Gauchos on the plains. Or the planaras. Whatever "plains" is in spanish.)

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)






Pampas. The word is pampas, furball.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (veoSD)

100 A more honest and descriptive article would start off by saying "Unemployed loser and malcontent Mark Sanford ponders a new get rich quick scheme to soak gullible donors"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)

me disculpan, pero eso es lo mío

Posted by: Beto at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (U2JQS)

101 Don't think there is an age restriction on the VP slot. So yeah the Appalachian Pony and Donkey Chompers could make a ticket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (UVPuB)



I think you have to be qualified to become President, including by age.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

102 83
I don't care about anyone challenging Trump in the primaries. It's the
assholes who may consider a third party run that I despise.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (2DOZq)

---
At this point, third-party candidates will only draw from the challenger.

So let a thousand lunatics bloom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

103 Comedy goldmine. Starting to worry if the devil is involved. Too funny to be completely moral.

Posted by: trev006 at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (LR3Y8)

104 94 Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)


"Ahem!"

- - Leisure Suits

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)

105 Ace,

Argentino Vagabundo sort of works. It isn't as strongly alliterative as your first choice.

Posted by: rd at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (EK+Pw)

106 If you haven't seen it, the Democrats are nuking themselves from orbit in the House.

Nancy Pelosi is silenced for the day.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (T09ml)

107 Mark is a real estate novelist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (UVPuB)

Who never had time for a wife....

Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (UUnqW)

108 He's really, really concerned about the debt and wants to start think tank about it.

Cha-ching

Posted by: MAGA at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (I5LRE)

109 The #Nevers are coming out of the woodwork

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (BbGew)

110 The Valdez Vagabundo might work better, since the Valdez peninsula is in Argentina.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)

111 The Peronista Preener.

Posted by: trev006 at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (LR3Y8)

112 Gauchos are short pants for girls.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:36 PM (m4s8m)


Cut-off jeans are short pants for girls. Gauchos are loose golf knickers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (6fsOH)

113 Here's the happy couple:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yxecfyye

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (xj2l7)

114 85 Don't think there is an age restriction on the VP slot. So yeah the Appalachian Pony and Donkey Chompers could make a ticket.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (UVPuB)


Doesn't the VP have to have all of the requirements of the Prez in order to qualify? 35+, native born.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

115 91 Th Pimp of the Pampas.

Writes itself really.
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (tH5fk)


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I speak of the Pampas of Love.

Posted by: Steve Miller at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (v4v6L)

116 Vaquero. Vamos. Vaca.

Posted by: Michael V. Smith at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (lS5pB)

117 He was one of the better GOP politicians, which, I guess, tells you all you need to know about the GOP of the time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:33 PM (6fsOH)

I would say he used to do a decent job of pretending he was conservative - and then he went all Never Trump and turned out to be a ridiculous, hypocritical waste of space. A horny Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)

118 I was a Gaucho when I was in elementary school. Or at least I thought so with my clackers. That's bolas for you gringos.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)

119 Is Shep covering the Demo House as they turn cannibal on each other?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (UVPuB)

120 Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)


Oh dear God yes. Even as horny as I was those things killed boners.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (A/tFr)

121
"Ahem!"



- - Leisure Suits


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM

Leisure Suit Larry....the ultimate Lounge Lizard.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (JUOKG)

122 I want a side chick too, and walk the Appalachian trail

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (ti+mk)

123 A horny Jeff Flake.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)

That is a terrible mental image.

Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

124 107 Mark is a real estate novelist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:31 PM (UVPuB)

Who never had time for a wife....
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (UUnqW)


Who never had time for HIS wife.

A puta from Palermo he was all over 24/7.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)

125 I would have gone with Ipanema vagabundo.

It is immediately identifiable, a little surreal, and very elusive.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (LWu6U)

126 My fellow true conservatives, we must dispose of this immoral retch and replace him with someone who only diddled one other woman.

Posted by: Jonah Goldcuck at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (VWp7G)

127 OT, but get this.

on twitter, they're ...get this...bashing kellyanne conway. This time, she dared to ask someone their ethnicity.

so, you know, the left who in their purity has decided, race by race, what each brown person must think, is super-fucking offended by this. Not since Trump got the Squad to self-immolate have they been this sad,mad.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (JziUy)

128
These people running for president are in it only to vacuum up money, right? The office itself has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (Wx/+I)

129 I thought gauchos went on nachos

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (o1JBI)

130 118 I was a Gaucho when I was in elementary school. Or at least I thought so with my clackers. That's bolas for you gringos.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)


Click-Clacks? My school banned those as kids were getting concussions from them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

131 101 Don't think there is an age restriction on the VP slot. So yeah the Appalachian Pony and Donkey Chompers could make a ticket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (UVPuB)


I think you have to be qualified to become President, including by age.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

Mr. Peebles is correct. AOC cannot be a VP candidate this time. She qualifies in 2024.

Posted by: rd at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (EK+Pw)

132 She scores a 6+ on the thong meter.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y45v3fhe

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (xj2l7)

133 - - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Larry at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (lS5pB)

134 "Sometimes in life you've got to say what you've got to say, whether there's an audience or not for that message," Sanford said.

So you're a nut screaming at clouds. Never saw that coming.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (6eEQ+)

135 I mean why not. The real news in a year will be who ISN'T running for president, Republican or Democrat. Or Independent.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN)

136 yeah, didn't Jesus say he who has not cast the first stone must not sleep with other women?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (JziUy)

137 87 Brasilia, the Former City of the Future, now a slum-ridden Third World shithole
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (v4v6L)

funny how it went from City of the Future to City of the Past without a minute ever having been spent inbetween.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)

138 >>>These people running for president are in it only to vacuum up money, right? The office itself has nothing to do with it.


I did like the new SecDef nominee basically telling Lie-awatha to LOLGF.

Posted by: Jonah Goldcuck at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (VWp7G)

139
You all do understand that all the Republican Shits are just trying to get President Trump to "debate" them as they pretend to campaign for R Primaries?

The idea here is for Fake News to televise Republican "debates" in which these Shits grandstand against the president.

But President Trump isn't gonna fall for it. He will do NO fake debates with fake Republican "challengers."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (m4s8m)

140 109 The #Nevers are coming out of the woodwork
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:39 PM (BbGew)


It's the Final Countdown!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Posted by: The Band Europe at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

141 Leisure Suit Larry....the ultimate Lounge Lizard.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 06:40 PM (JUOKG)


Don't forget to wear your lubber!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

142
Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)


"Ahem!"

- - Leisure Suits

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)







Tie-Dye T-Shirts

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (veoSD)

143
Gaucho was my favorite Marx Brother

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)

144 He's really, really concerned about the debt and wants to start think tank about it.

Yeah, because the Executive Branch holds the nation's purse strings.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)

145 By 2024, Doll Eyes Alex will found outside of Atlantic City giving $5 blow jobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (UVPuB)

146 Pretty sure the Horde can find an appropriate v-word.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ykYG2)

147 Mr. Peebles is correct. AOC cannot be a VP candidate this time. She qualifies in 2024.
Posted by: rd at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (EK+Pw)

---------

I will mark my calendar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (v4v6L)

148 5 Former South Carolina congressman Mark Sanford is considering launching a bid for ...

Money - he has seen the Beto act & wants in
Posted by: batterup



Yup. He knows he has no chance at all. This is just a grift.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (WJGt1)

149 controversial gaucho opinion, but Chima>Fogo.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (JziUy)

150 oh wait. that's Brazil i think.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (LWu6U)

151 Gaucho's were made to go with an Urban Sombrero.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

152 > Gauchos are short pants for girls.


Real gaucho fashion: they would make boots of a sort by cutting around the legs of a dead cow and peeling off the tube of skin. Then they'd let it shrink on their leg and foot, with the cow's leg joint forming the heel, and leaving their toes exposed (they used a stick on a rawhide thong as a stirrup, so they needed their toes free).
Then they would never take it off, ever, until it was worn out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (GDooN)

153 Sanford should team up with Williamson for a fusion ticket in the Essentially Oily Crystal Pyramid party.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (hjaPQ)

154 willowed because I'm suffering post Chick-fil-e milkshake slowdown:

Kari Lake, a news host for Fox10 in Phoenix was told to hide her "right-wing" social media presence because some leftists might be triggered.

She was caught saying "F__ them" on camera. Someone there probably leaked her saying it to hurt her career because it was clearly during a break.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (l6b3d)

155 People like Sanford just need to go away already.

His shit is old and stale.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (Z+IKu)

156 4 Republicans voted with all the Democrats condemning President Trump remarks, 24 Republicans not voting, 33 Democrats not voting.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)

157 funny how it went from City of the Future to City of the Past without a minute ever having been spent inbetween.

Brutalism does that to a city.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (UVPuB)

158 Gaucho Marx!

Posted by: Raymond Shaw at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

159 The Valparaiso V Bandit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (kQs4Y)

160 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

Yeah my school banned them too. They were fun but on the same level as lawn darts.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

161 151 Gaucho's were made to go with an Urban Sombrero.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)


Jonathan E wore them well in "Rollerball."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

162 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:37 PM (2DOZq)

Yes, that is a concern particularly if another really wealthy person decides to run.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (+0VWg)

163 he scores a 6+ on the thong meter.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y45v3fhe
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (xj2l7)


Looks to me like her name should've been Brie.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

164
Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


They probably looked good on a vanishingly small number of women. Padded shoulders, on the other hand, looked stupid on every woman who wore them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Wx/+I)

165 4 Republicans voted with all the Democrats condemning President Trump remarks, 24 Republicans not voting, 33 Democrats not voting.
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)

Which 4? Name names.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (tVQUs)

166 "The Promiscuous Politico Playboy of Playa de la Plata"

You're welcome.

Posted by: Miklos, he was governor here too, and a pretty good one at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)

167 The original Mark Sanford doing The Appalachian Trail some years ago was epic, gut busting funny stuff!

Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (UUnqW)

168 "Ahem!"

- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)

Wait! What????

Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (OZZ16)

169 Doesn't the VP have to have all of the requirements of the Prez in order to qualify? 35+, native born.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Per the final line of the 12th Amendment, yes.

"But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States."

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (P1f+c)

170 160 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

Yeah my school banned them too. They were fun but on the same level as lawn darts.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq)


"Let's see; two hard resin balls smashing into each other about an inch from your face. Totally safe!"

- - Elliot Maimway Toy Company

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (zBaqJ)

171 Trump better not debate theses tiny tits.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (q177U)

172 @ChadPergram 2 minutes ago

Most GOPers voting no on resolution to condemn Trump for his language. Vote still open. GOP yeas so far are Reps Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA), Will Hurd (R-TX), Fred Upton (R-MI). & Susan Brooks (R-IN)

Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) votes yes

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (cF8AT)

173 > Click-Clacks? My school banned those as kids were getting concussions from them.
I knew them as clackers, also, and yeah, lost a prime set of to the vice principal.
There's a famous legal case entitled "United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (GDooN)

174 The gauchos! The gauchos!

.........

Hillary yelling for her pants.

Posted by: Hillarys Butler at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (Tw8cs)

175 Pretty good grift for him. What else does he have going on?

Milk some small donors for a couple of months worth of lavish living and who knows, maybe some sweet prog billionaire gratitude to be paid out in later installments.

Sort of surprised Goldberg/Hayes haven't converted their attempted newsletter grift into a presidential campaign grift yet (Slogan: Two Gas Station Sushi Jokes in Every Pot).

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (hdzef)

176 156Somehow time is up but voted count is changing
4 Republicans for, 12 not voting, 19 Democrats not voting

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (BbGew)

177
wtf is wrong with South Carolina Republicans, excepting any at this site? Why did they give this clown a soft landing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (M9ntN)

178 The Priapus of Pinochet Airlines.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (kQs4Y)

179 4 Republicans voted with all the Democrats condemning President Trump remarks, 24 Republicans not voting, 33 Democrats not voting.

----

Jesus, the cuck class is always panicking like it's november 5, 2016 and trump is going to cost teh GOP every seat in every race and they need to distance themselves from him ASAP.

because nothing builds electoral success like blind panicking.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (JziUy)

180 134 "Sometimes in life you've got to say what you've got to say, whether there's an audience or not for that message," Sanford said.

So you're a nut screaming at clouds. Never saw that coming.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel



Well he doesn't need to live in the White House for that. Just hang out in Layfette Park across the street. At about 0300, there is a homeless guy there who does just that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (WJGt1)

181
They probably looked good on a vanishingly small number of women. Padded shoulders, on the other hand, looked stupid on every woman who wore them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Wx/+I)

---------

Some women look good in anything, just because you can get it off quickly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (v4v6L)

182 Lightbulbs Upton voting Yes, what a shocker...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (UVPuB)

183 Imagine living your life with Sophia Vegaras. Voice

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (ti+mk)

184 > Gauchos are short pants for girls.
---
Remember "pedal pushers?" Whatever happened to them?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (hjaPQ)

185 Already mentioned?

Jake Tapper just had white supremacist nobody Richard Spencer on his show - WTF?!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (bDqIh)

186 104 94 Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)


"Ahem!"

- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)


"What about me?"

- Nehru Jackets

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

187 rd: "Mr. Peebles is correct. AOC cannot be a VP candidate this time. She qualifies in 2024."

Qualifies. Heh. For some value of qualifies defined in another dimension.

The thought bubble of people considering her for the office would be alarming. She would make a helpful aide to a Castro in Cuba, though, so she has that going for her.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (6eEQ+)

188 funny how it went from City of the Future to City of the Past without a minute ever having been spent inbetween.

Brutalism does that to a city.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM (UVPuB)

The City of Later this Afternoon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (LEikZ)

189 Nancy Pelosi is silenced for the day.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL

She was allowed to crawl back in - they voted her speech was "in order" - even though it was clearly not - but her day is done anyway as she has really nothing left allowed to say.

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (32YRo)

190 True story- Mark Sanford invented the Lucky Pierre.

Posted by: Bob Kraft at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (Jj+59)

191 183 Imagine living your life with Sophia Vegaras. Voice
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (ti+mk)


"Verdad!!"

- - zombie Xavier Cugat

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (zBaqJ)

192 171 Trump better not debate theses tiny tits.
Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (q177U)

--------

I'm getting a Godzilla smashing Tokyo vibe. It could be fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (v4v6L)

193 Leisure Suits?

Rewind that clock, show me the Zoot Suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (UVPuB)

194 Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (cF8AT)

Hurd is a pandering douchebag that is as Republican as Michael Moore.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (2DOZq)

195 Most GOPers voting no on resolution to condemn Trump for his language. Vote still open. GOP yeas so far are Reps Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA), Will Hurd (R-TX), Fred Upton (R-MI). & Susan Brooks (R-IN)

Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) votes yes
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (cF8AT)

Of course, the usual suspects.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (tVQUs)

196 4 Republicans voted with all the Democrats
condemning President Trump remarks, 24 Republicans not voting, 33
Democrats not voting.


Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:43 PM

---

33 democrats worried about their seats in next years election.


Target them!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (JUOKG)

197 Fucking Beta.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (NjJUT)

198 I was sorting donated clothing 1997. (I'm pretty sure I've related this anecdote here before.) There were a LOT of used padded-shoulder womens' tops in there.

Not sure when the craze ended but end, it surely did.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (ykYG2)

199 "What about me?"

- Nehru Jackets

Posted by: LeftCoast

"Can I join in here?" - Clogs

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (32YRo)

200 Remember "pedal pushers?" Whatever happened to them?

They are now called capris.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (dUJdY)

201 Fitzpatrick votes with the Democrats most of the time it seems, those Hate has no home signs all over Bucks county are grabbing him by the ass.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

202 Remember "pedal pushers?" Whatever happened to them?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (hjaPQ)

-------

Oh, Rob!

Posted by: Laura Petrie at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (v4v6L)

203 186
"What about me?"

- Nehru Jackets
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)


I actually thought they looked kind of sleek when I was a kid. Leisure suits looked and felt revolting. Never had one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (zBaqJ)

204 Bambi meets Godzilla

https://youtu.be/5R-rbzcEM8A

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (UVPuB)

205 4 Republicans voted with all the Democrats condemning President Trump remarks, 24 Republicans not voting, 33 Democrats not voting.

----

didn't we go through this already the last time trump said "words that must never be uttered lest ye be remaindered to the dust bin of progressive history" like with America's sole gold-star family or any of a dozen other times the left freaked out for hearing the truth?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (JziUy)

206 Like I care what Ill Turd has to say. Someone primary him please.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (ykYG2)

207 193 Leisure Suits?

Rewind that clock, show me the Zoot Suit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (UVPuB)


One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)

208 Down to 7 Republicans, 2 Democrats not voting

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (BbGew)

209 Thin sun dresses will never go out of style for me to gawk at. Especially if the girl is wearing an ankle bracelet.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

210 If Trump wins next year, every single NeverTrumper will be milling around the Beltway and Manhattan, drinking Mad Dog from brandy snifters, muttering at passersby about civility and decency, and hoping to cadge enough spare change for a pair of pants.

November 5, 2020 will be the day that the Koch Brothers and Lucky Pierre Omidyar cut their losses and send all these fat, useless fucks to the breadline.

VOTE TRUMP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (FbZMM)

211 How about "The Lothario of Lujan?"

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (Noqli)

212 Tip: Do not google "Lucky Pierre!"

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (NjJUT)

213 One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)


The chicks with the hairy armpits?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (6fsOH)

214 I guess Sanford, like McMullin, wants to scoop up some sweet, sweet Kuck Kash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)

Why do you think there are over 20 candidates for the Demonicrat nomination? Just form a Political Action Committee and you can pretty much use your leftover campaign contributions for whatever you want. Sort of like The Producers. Get people to invest in a losing proposition and the investors get no payoff when it fails. The "producer" gets to embezzle the remainder.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (m79Dg)

215 Will Hurd in Texas is voting liberal every time because he's from a Mexican district and he's scared he's about to lose to a Mexican. he probably will. He should be working on building a reputation for his next job, not destroying it to keep a job he's probably already lost.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (Kpl3J)

216 Ankle bracelet? WTF?

Posted by: Laura Petrie at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (v4v6L)

217 213 One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)

The chicks with the hairy armpits?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (6fsOH)


Um, no, not that I recall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (zBaqJ)

218 "Ahem!"

- - Leisure Suits

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

----

Nehru jackets and platform heeled boots for men.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (Y4EXg)

219 Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI)

I, Me; Myself and oohdon'tturnthatcameraaway.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (ykYG2)

220 207 193 Leisure Suits?

Rewind that clock, show me the Zoot Suit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:47 PM (UVPuB)


One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)

Best part of Against All Odds. Well maybe not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (2DOZq)

221 Fitzpatrick votes with the Democrats most of the time it seems, those Hate has no home signs all over Bucks county are grabbing him by the ass.
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

I bet he has one of those signs in his front yard too.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (tVQUs)

222 0 Democrats not voting, 6 Republicans

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (BbGew)

223 @ChadPergram 2 minutes ago

Dem TX Rep Al Green: I will read articles of impeachment on the Floor of the House before the close of the business today. To condemn a racist President is not enough, we must impeach him. This will be a defining vote. The world is watching, and history will judge us all.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

224 Can't resist temptation: "Yeah my school banned them too. They were fun but on the same level as lawn darts."

What about Bag O' Glass? Hours and hours of family fun.

Posted by: Irwin Mainway at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (6eEQ+)

225 Um, no, not that I recall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (zBaqJ)


That's all I remember from the one video he made. It was kind of off-putting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (6fsOH)

226 139
You all do understand that all the Republican Shits are just trying to get President Trump to "debate" them as they pretend to campaign for R Primaries?

The idea here is for Fake News to televise Republican "debates" in which these Shits grandstand against the president.



"raise a hundred million, and we'll talk".

-Donnie Two Scoops

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

227 220
Best part of Against All Odds. Well maybe not.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (2DOZq)


Rachel Ward. Wow, that career is long gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (zBaqJ)

228 The Sancho of Salta ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (M+Lyo)

229 216 Ankle bracelet? WTF?
Posted by: Laura Petrie at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (v4v6L)

We all have a thing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (2DOZq)

230 Future president and first thongstress:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y43ahojc


Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (xj2l7)

231 zombie Xavier Cugat
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

It's the redheads that make you go "BA BAAA LOOOOO"

Posted by: Ricky "Miklos" Ricardo at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)

232 One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)


Yeah, they were, and you just gave me the day's earworm from my history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLf6MIdE1BE

Posted by: JEM at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (8erNz)

233 Dems are campaigning in Mexico, why not a Repub in Argentina?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (COzlW)

234 Then they would never take it off, ever, until it was worn out.

***

GENIUS!

Posted by: Flint Lockwood at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (z2W2E)

235 wtf is wrong with South Carolina Republicans, excepting any at this site? Why did they give this clown a soft landing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:45 PM (M9ntN)


They're as fucked up as Delaware for voting for anything other than having his wife kick him in the balls in public until the pain made him pass out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (A/tFr)

236
The world is watching, and history will judge us all.

Here's History's judgement on Al Green: he's a putz.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (Wx/+I)

237 Of all the ugly fashion trends I've seen, I have to say that gauchos were the ugliest of all. That happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade, I think. Luckily, it was very short-lived.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM

"Ahem!"
- - Leisure Suits
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:38 PM

"What about me?"
- Nehru Jackets
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 16, 2019

Do what feels good!

Posted by: Canadians in Speedos at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (U2JQS)

238 232 One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (zBaqJ)


Yeah, they were, and you just gave me the day's earworm from my history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLf6MIdE1BE
Posted by: JEM at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (8erNz)


Without looking, is it "Endicott?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (zBaqJ)

239 The meandering philanderer is embarrassing himself.

Posted by: mc at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (l1TIo)

240 For God, Alfonso and The Cid!

Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

241 216 Ankle bracelet? WTF?
Posted by: Laura Petrie at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (v4v6L)

We all have a thing.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:51 PM (2DOZq)


I think they're sexy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

242 This idea that the GOP wants anyone on the ballot in 2020 not named Trump demonstrates how out of touch these establishment types are. Do these people know any actual conservatives? The Republican primary is going to be a formality.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (jAZI6)

243 November 5, 2020 will be the day that the Koch Brothers and Lucky Pierre Omidyar cut their losses and send all these fat, useless fucks to the breadline.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (FbZMM)

Koch Brothers: Oh, well! We lost $1 billion dollars on that gamble. At that rate, we'll be penniless....in a century! Blow us, peasants!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (m79Dg)

244 Dem TX Rep Al Green: I will read articles of impeachment on the Floor of the House before the close of the business today. To condemn a racist President is not enough, we must impeach him. This will be a defining vote. The world is watching, and history will judge us all.

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thus it begins. NOT!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (JziUy)

245 >>> One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I've been thinking about them lately, for some reason.

didn't they make a movie?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)

246 Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UWU2X7fk_8

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (6fsOH)

247
Here's History's judgement on Al Green: he's a putz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (Wx/+I)

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It's a very small exhibit in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (v4v6L)

248 they did one like "Annie, I'm not your daddy"

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)

249
Did he marry his mistress or did he get dumped?
Posted by: IC

=====

He got dumped due to prolonged divorce proceedings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (M9ntN)

250 "Sometimes in life you've got to say what you've got to say, whether there's an audience or not for that message," Sanford said.
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True. And here's what I have to say, take a hike, Mark.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (U2TY5)

251 The only place I ever heard of Kid Creole and the Coconuts was the movie "Against All Odds". The movie wasn't that bad. Not a classic, but not bad. James Woods and Jeff Bridges were solid and Rachael Welch was,,well,,,,meh. Not bad to look at but meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (WJGt1)

252 The only Valparaiso that counts is in Indiana, and fairly frequently has a pretty good college basketball team.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (NoKAc)

253

Ever hear the Huey Lewis song that sounds like he's saying..

"She's hard as stone."
or
"She's hot and cold."
or
"She's hard and gold."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (m4s8m)

254 Yudhishthira's Dice: "November 5, 2020 will be the day that the Koch Brothers and Lucky Pierre Omidyar cut their losses and send all these fat, useless fucks to the breadline."

Well Trump already has my vote.

But you've inspired me to cast my second vote for Trump, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (6eEQ+)

255 245 >>> One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I've been thinking about them lately, for some reason.

didn't they make a movie?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)


They featured in Miami Vice and Against All Odds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (zBaqJ)

256 235 wtf is wrong with South Carolina Republicans, excepting any at this site? Why did they give this clown a soft landing?

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the problem is that a lot of red districts get invaded by liberals pretending to be rock ribbed conservatives and most locals don't pay attention to the primaries.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (JziUy)

257 One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM

That's childist, racist, and drupist.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (COzlW)

258 The Federalist posted this in 2013

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y686stzq

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (xj2l7)

259 Tonight's episode of Failure Theater we bring you story of an Orange Man Bad, and four damsels who drew his wrath. The stunning revelations at the end will shock you. The Potomac Players in "Three Tweets to Pointless Gestures".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (LEikZ)

260 253 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (m4s8m)

Heart and Soul.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)

261 216 Ankle bracelet? WTF?
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That always makes me think of a parody of small-town newspaper coverage of a wedding:

"The bride entered from the front porch wearing an ankle bracelet."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (hjaPQ)

262 Rewind that clock, show me the Zoot Suit.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Spankings?

Posted by: O zut ma cherie at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)

263 Fuck Bucks County, Damn I'm glad I left that shithole.

Posted by: dr kill at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (Jj+59)

264 i first saw Kid Creole and the Coconuts on SNL.

I believe the host was Christopher Lee. I think I remember him introducing them as "King Creole and the Cocoa Nuts," as if those were two separate words with a space in between.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (PbpT7)

265 "Hiking the Appalachian Trail."

Posted by: JAS at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (I5SAg)

266
I've been thinking about them lately, for some reason.

didn't they make a movie?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)

-------#

Yeah. Kid Creole and the Coconuts On Gilligans Island. It went straight to video.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (v4v6L)

267 255 245 >>> One of the best shows I ever saw was Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They were great, but I'm a Fishbone fan from way back. Their show at The Ritz was a classic.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (iuFgi)

268 >>>They featured in Miami Vice and Against All Odds.


I think they actually had their own movie.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

269 Heart and Soul.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)


By Huey Lewis and the News?

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

270 as many votes they can steal from Trump they will giggle with glee

and Romney will slap him on the back and say 'atta boy'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (vEIlU)

271
The whole Sanford story is a real shame. I liked him before he took up with the his Argentinian babe. He was one of the better GOP politicians, which, I guess, tells you all you need to know about the GOP of the time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

======

Someone who worked on his Congressional campaign wrote a tell-all book about the experience. The dude is a self-important, resource-sucking clown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (M9ntN)

272 Bwahaha the dems blew up on the House floor. What a bunch of clowns. I guess they're going to stick with 'racist" tweets although no race was ever mentioned. Race = communist and they OWN these nitwits.
Love it

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (nRWPy)

273 Sanford is the poster boy for rule 1
Never stick your dick in crazy

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (z2W2E)

274 I'd rather have Alcee Hastings as my critter, at least he's rotten to the bone, no pretend bullshit. Did I say fuck Bucks County and SE PA in general?

Posted by: dr kill at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (Jj+59)

275 i always liked mainway's pit of noxious gases. just don't wear your white shoes in there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (KP5rU)

276
269 Heart and Soul.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)

By Huey Lewis and the News?
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)


Si.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (zBaqJ)

277 So I just heard articles of impeachment are going ne introduced today? Anyone else hear that?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (O2RFr)

278 Or Lucretia

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (z2W2E)

279 251: Rachael Ward, not Welch. I'd look up Rachael Welch but she's probably porn.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (WJGt1)

280 @ChadPergram 2 minutes ago

Hse approves a resolution condemning the President's "racist comments directed at Members of Congress." The vote was 240-187
All Democrats voted yea. 4 Republicans voted yea. Fitzpatrick Hurd Upton BrooksIN. Also yes, independent Amash.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (cF8AT)

281 Someone who worked on his Congressional campaign wrote a tell-all book about the experience. The dude is a self-important, resource-sucking clown.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (M9ntN)

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So a politician then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (v4v6L)

282
Fuck Bucks County, Damn I'm glad I left that shithole.

Posted by: dr kill


Recently applied for a position located in Bristol. One mile from the hospital I was born at, 29 years ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (Wx/+I)

283 273 Sanford is the poster boy for rule 1
Never stick your dick in crazy
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (z2W2E)

Or never let crazy stick their dick in you.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

284 Sanford is the poster boy for rule 1
Never stick your dick in crazy
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (z2W2E)


But, he was already crazy. Isn't there a cancel out factor there?

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Whatever "plains" is in spanish.)

No peanuttos.

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (arJlL)

286 243 November 5, 2020 will be the day that the Koch Brothers and Lucky Pierre Omidyar cut their losses and send all these fat, useless fucks to the breadline.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 06:49 PM (FbZMM)

Koch Brothers: Oh, well! We lost $1 billion dollars on that gamble. At that rate, we'll be penniless....in a century! Blow us, peasants!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 06:52 PM (m79Dg)

I've mentioned several times now, it looks like the entire CNN network is on that trajectory. The viewership is collapsing, a management that wanted to survive would be making huge corrections - but instead they're putting the petal to the metal, doing everything they've done to get to this point louder and louder and louder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 06:56 PM (Kpl3J)

287 Rachel Ward oh my, yes.

James Woods and didn't he work forever Richard Widmark. Got to admire that.

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (xj2l7)

288 Hse approves a resolution condemning the President's "racist comments directed at Members of Congress." The vote was 240-187 All Democrats voted yea. 4 Republicans voted yea. Fitzpatrick Hurd Upton BrooksIN. Also yes, independent Amash.

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whoa, not the race card

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (JziUy)

289 It's the redheads that make you go "BA BAAA LOOOOO"

If you wore a red dress you'd get Jackie Gleason leering at you from the stage, "Who ordered lobster?"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (COzlW)

290
268 >>>They featured in Miami Vice and Against All Odds.


I think they actually had their own movie.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

You are right sir!

There's Something Wrong In Paradise.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7661768/?ref_=nv_sr_2?ref_=nv_sr_2

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (zBaqJ)

291 >>>4 Republicans voted with all the Democrats condemning President Trump remarks, 24 Republicans not voting, 33 Democrats not voting.

So 33 Democrat seats at risk. Ha ha.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (q177U)

292 273 Sanford is the poster boy for rule 1
Never stick your dick in crazy

I feel bad for his first wife.

The corollary there is never let crazy stick its **** in you.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (iuFgi)

293 Pimp of the Pampas. Brilliant, eleven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

294 Not to be confused with T'Pau huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (UVPuB)

295 4 Republicans voted yea. Fitzpatrick Hurd Upton




Kate needs to have a talk with her crazy uncle.

Posted by: MiklosPM at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (QzkSJ)

296 Herstory's walls are closing in, Drumpf.

Posted by: david french at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (ym5eo)

297 Ouch... "Annie if I was in your blood you wouldn't be so ugly."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (UVPuB)

298 Finger licking good.....!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (3H9h1)

299 "...he would run on a platform focusing on curtailing the national debt and government spending."

Yeah go on, pull the other one now. I'll never believe another republican who says stuff like that. They don't believe it. They never did and never will. The whole "limited government" schtick is just something to sell to the marks.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (BvNzB)

300 221 Fitzpatrick votes with the Democrats most of the time it seems, those Hate has no home signs all over Bucks county are grabbing him by the ass.
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

I bet he has one of those signs in his front yard too.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 16, 2019 06:50 PM (tVQUs)


I'll say it again: The Republicans better primary him because I won't vote for him next year.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

301 Ay, ah! Hee's got my vote!

Posted by: Charo at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (FTlwv)

302 33 Dems not voting...hmmmm...I sense these Dems have a better sense of what their constituents are thinking.

Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

303 287 Rachel Ward oh my, yes.

James Woods and didn't he work forever Richard Widmark. Got to admire that.
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (xj2l7)


Widmark had a very long career. Started out as they psycho killer Tommy Udo in the noir "Kiss of Death" in 1947.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (zBaqJ)

304 T'Pau's Heart and Soul still holds up. Check it out and tell me I'm wrong.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

305 Huey Lewis and the News was an underrated band.

And with that vote, they worded it that his tweet was racist and there was no mention of a person, name, sex, creed or color.

No wonder this country is going in the shitter.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

306 It's a pure money play. Lots of cucks floating around with cash to spend. Get in the race, make lots of money, free hotels and meals, then write a book for all the cucks to put on their coffee tables to rest their feet on while they watch the landscapers bang their wives.

Posted by: Del-Aware at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (4Eo4+)

307 >>>297 Ouch... "Annie if I was in your blood you wouldn't be so ugly."

yeah that's the end line.

"Male Curiosity" is good too. I saw that was in some movie.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (PbpT7)

308
most locals don't pay attention to the primaries.
Posted by: Keto not Beto

=====

Well, they redeemed themselves. I didn't realize he lost in the 2018 primary. No wonder he's running for something else now (ostensibly President, but Senator is my guess).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (M9ntN)

309 Mary Pete hiked the Hershey Highway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

310 bucks county. our son called it a giant yuppie wayside.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (KP5rU)

311 Time for a cartoon break. A.F. Branco on the "Jihadi Squad":

https://comicallyincorrect.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 06:59 PM (+0VWg)

312 304 T'Pau's Heart and Soul still holds up. Check it out and tell me I'm wrong.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)


I kind of like Roxette better. YMMV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (zBaqJ)

313 Huey Lewis and the News was an underrated band.

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they would, and did, say they were overrated. They had a LOT of top 40 hits. I was a huge fan.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (JziUy)

314 302 33 Dems not voting...hmmmm...I sense these Dems have a better sense of what their constituents are thinking.

Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

That wasn't the final vote. All dems voted Yea + 4 Repukes.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (cF8AT)

315 "Sometimes in life you've got to say what you've got to say, whether there's an audience or not for that message," Sanford said.

This is what cranks say - they stand on soap boxes in the rain at the local park and shout out to passer bys about the coming invasion of klller clowns from outer space.

Which they should totally listen to - totally.

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (32YRo)

316 Some mouth-breather on Twitter wishes Amash would run with Sanford as his VP.

Yeah, go with that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

317
"Why can't you be like Endicott...?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (zBaqJ)

318 That wasn't the final vote. All dems voted Yea + 4 Repukes.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (cF8AT)

ugh.

Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

319 Did he marry his mistress or did he get dumped?
Posted by: IC

=====

He got dumped due to prolonged divorce proceedings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (M9ntN)


I think his wife had all the money in that relationship and the wherewithal to administer legal psychic torture.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (A/tFr)

320 wait, which is it? 33 donks didn't vote or they all voted for the unprecedent use of the race card to finally broach the subject that trump may be kinda racist.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (JziUy)

321 I support the GOP's new bill to allow state's to import foreigner's to work at jobs because white natives are drug addicts. Ron Johnson is a true American hero.

Posted by: david french at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (ym5eo)

322 "Zoot Suit" . . .


The Cherry Poppin' Daddies (love that name) answer the call:

https://tinyurl.com/CPD-Zoot-Suit-Riot

Posted by: Sharkman at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (NoKAc)

323
our son called it a giant yuppie wayside.

New Hope, gay capital of PA.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (Wx/+I)

324 313 Huey Lewis and the News was an underrated band.

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they would, and did, say they were overrated. They had a LOT of top 40 hits. I was a huge fan.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (JziUy)


Huey Lewis was part of a band called Clover which I believed toured with, of all people, Elvis Costello in the late 70s as he was getting big.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (zBaqJ)

325 So Mark's wife applied a Legal Agonizer, re a lawyer, on him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (UVPuB)

326 318 That wasn't the final vote. All dems voted Yea + 4 Repukes.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (cF8AT)

ugh.
Posted by: IC



Has the MSM said that this was a 'bipartisan' rebuke of President Trump yet?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2019 07:02 PM (WJGt1)

327
Did he marry his mistress or did he get dumped?

Posted by: IC



=====



He got dumped due to prolonged divorce proceedings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2019 06:53 PM (M9ntN)



I think his wife had all the money in that relationship and the wherewithal to administer legal psychic torture.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (A/tFr)


His ex-wife has Old Money and helped him launch his career. His Argentinian mistress dropped him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

328 When does the Senate do their little song and dance show on Trump's supposedly racist comments?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:02 PM (+0VWg)

329 325 So Mark's wife applied a Legal Agonizer, re a lawyer, on him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (UVPuB)


"Not the post! Not the post!"

Remember that cartoon?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (zBaqJ)

330 Can anyone name the 2016 Republican candidate who ran as a deficit hawk against Trump for the nomination?

I can't seem to recall who that was.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (AJ/mV)

331 they would, and did, say they were overrated. They had a LOT of top 40 hits. I was a huge fan.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:00 PM (JziUy)


My brother actually has the 12" vinyl of "I Want a New Drug."

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)

332 He humiliated his wife and sons. He deserved whatever misery she dealt him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

333 330 Can anyone name the 2016 Republican candidate who ran as a deficit hawk against Trump for the nomination?

I can't seem to recall who that was.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (AJ/mV)


Harold Stassen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (zBaqJ)

334 Damn it ace, your ideas are too good, we're less than a month away from French selling his bath water to Twitter beta cucks.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (4QnJ9)

335 Ace, if you're still looking for an Argentine V place, Viedma is the capital of Rio Negro Province.

Posted by: Some guy at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ixWZr)

336 Who are the four Repukes who voted with the Dems? Should we guess?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

337 I know he's in it for the moolah.There is no way on God's Green Earth he will win. So who are the fools who actually donate to a campaign like this? Seriously?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (RTWw4)

338 New Hope, gay capital of PA.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (Wx/+I)

Well, it may be; It's a nice town anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (+0VWg)

339 Heard, Fitzpatrick, Upton and Brooks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

340 328 When does the Senate do their little song and dance show on Trump's supposedly racist comments?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:02 PM (+0VWg)


They don't. I do not think there will be one with Cocaine Mitch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (zBaqJ)

341 @ChadPergram 9 minutes ago

Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)

342 Ace, if you're still looking for an Argentine V place, Viedma is the capital of Rio Negro Province.
Posted by: Some guy at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ixWZr)


RACIST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

343 Jesus, does anyone even care. Did every democrat vote yay by making the jerk-off motion?

This idiot country, btw, needs a refresher course on race. Different countries have different nationalities. If we say one place is a shithole, then that's not racist. If you say black people do X, that's racist.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (JziUy)

344 So Kate Upton's uncle voted with the Dems. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

345 Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)


As a Texan, I'm ashamed this asshole is from here.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

346 oh God, please vote to impeach.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (JziUy)

347 Damn it ace, your ideas are too good, we're less than a month away from French selling his bath water to Twitter beta cucks.

so love with an improper stranger.

Bet the British cosplay gal if she sold more of her bathwater would generate more income than any of these losers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (UVPuB)

348 341 @ChadPergram 9 minutes ago

Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)


Check Pelosi that she's not having seizures.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (zBaqJ)

349 While Congress is arbitrarily declaring people to be racist how about they declare that my car gets 100mpg and Kate Upton my mistress?

You know, if they can alter reality.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (1g7ch)

350
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)


lol

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Pelosi's office.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

351 While the Porta Negro can be found in the German city of Trier.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (UVPuB)

352 All Democrats voted . Don't know why time was up but votes kept coming in.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (BbGew)

353 I agree with jane. He needs humiliated and banished from polite company. Always claiming he's so 'moral'. At lease we all knew what we were getting with Trump. He's never pretended to something he's not.

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (BLFnH)

354 345 Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)

As a Texan, I'm ashamed this asshole is from here.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Gerrymandering

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

355 344 So Kate Upton's uncle voted with the Dems. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)


Phillips must've paid him off big time for the incandescent light bulb fiasco.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (zBaqJ)

356 Sanford is in for the grudge match because he thinks Trump put the nail in his coffin in his primary run.

He's probably not wrong about that.

If he thinks there is any political interest in him now, for anything, he is wrong about that.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (ZfRYq)

357 >>>335 Ace, if you're still looking for an Argentine V place, Viedma is the capital of Rio Negro Province.

thanks but I specifically wanted to say Valparaiso, which I think is a cool name, and which I mistakenly thought was in argentina.

I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)

358 While the Porta Negro can be found in the German city of Trier.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (UVPuB)


RACIST!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)

359 yeah, I bet trump is just sweating.

meanwhile, in reality, the squad schlonged themselves.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)

360 today is the day the race card was officially maxed out and cut up by the cashier.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)

361 Ok... music time?

Anyone want to see the gayest music video of all time?

Seriously... it makes the London Boys look butcher than Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (FbZMM)

362 350
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)

lol

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Pelosi's office.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)


Think Hillary at 9:00PM on election night 2016... Times like 100.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (zBaqJ)

363 OT what about renaming "the squad" to "the squaws"?

Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (09q6F)

364 El Cabrone de Carnevale?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (5WpEK)

365 Jane, someone on twitter posted this gif earlier today saying 'this must be Pelosi today'....

https://tinyurl.com/yy78vxxa

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (cF8AT)

366 341 @ChadPergram 9 minutes ago

Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)

All they had to do was not be crazy. Bwahahahahahah

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (RTWw4)

367
today is the day the race card was officially maxed out and cut up by the cashier.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)


You really believe that?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

368 So he got schlonged?

Maybe he needs to hook up with Hillary.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (Y274z)

369 357 >>>335 Ace, if you're still looking for an Argentine V place, Viedma is the capital of Rio Negro Province.

thanks but I specifically wanted to say Valparaiso, which I think is a cool name, and which I mistakenly thought was in argentina.

I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)


That's Chile. As is Vina del Mar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)

370 OT what about renaming "the squad" to "the squaws"?
Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (09q6F)


I'm calling them "The Squeef" forevermore.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

371 367
today is the day the race card was officially maxed out and cut up by the cashier.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)

You really believe that?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

Didn't you notice the big civil war raging outside? We finally won!

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (mX8Vr)

372 ahh, remember the good old days, when politicians would slink away in shame instead of begging us to kick them in the balls first?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (VPvxh)

373 meanwhile, in reality, the squad schlonged themselves.

Posted by: Keto not Beto

You just know that Obama chuckled to himself when Trump told Hillary that...

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (32YRo)

374 today is the day the race card was officially maxed out and cut up by the cashier.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)

You really believe that?

-----

if I say it every day, it will eventually become true, right?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (JziUy)

375 370 OT what about renaming "the squad" to "the squaws"?
Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at July 16, 2019 07:08 PM (09q6F)

I'm calling them "The Squeef" forevermore.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)


I still think the best name is "The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)

376 This about sums up the Dems quest for impeachment and their fate

https://youtu.be/GB0NeBV7df4

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (UVPuB)

377 but seriously, they're serious. They gonna impeach the guy for being racist. fer realz?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (JziUy)

378 How about calling them "The Squawks"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (+0VWg)

379 Bring back canings and sword fights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

380 He humiliated his wife and sons. He deserved whatever misery she dealt him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)


Exactly, after that presser where he looked like a moon struck calf still with the hots for Chiquita Copulotto, I would've contributed to any GoFundMe with a promise to apply Dr. 12 Gauge to that choad. And I'm very cheap.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (A/tFr)

381 If you add Warren to the Squad you could call one of them a squaw.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (Y274z)

382 OK, let's see - for Ace's future reference. Towns and cities in Argentina with names that start with the letter "V." -
Venado Tuerto
Villa Mercedes
Viedma
Villa Madero
Virrey del Pino
Villa Gobernador Gálvez
Villa Luzuriaga
etc, blah, blah.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (k3g2v)

383 381 If you add Warren to the Squad you could call one of them a squaw.
Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (Y274z)


Squantanamera....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (zBaqJ)

384 I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.
Posted by: ace

No love for us?

Posted by: Peruvia at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (QzkSJ)

385
He humiliated his wife and sons. He deserved whatever misery she dealt him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)



Exactly, after that presser where he looked like a moon struck calf
still with the hots for Chiquita Copulotto, I would've contributed to
any GoFundMe with a promise to apply Dr. 12 Gauge to that choad. And
I'm very cheap.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:10 PM (A/tFr)


She kept the gorgeous family beach house on Sullivan's Island. That must have killed him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

386 Trump IS the GOP
NeverTrumpers and RINOs never were or are GOP.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (QMwOT)

387 Green represents part of ghetto Houston, Sheila Jackson Lee represents the other big part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (Kpl3J)

388 New hope gay isn't San Francisco gay. More LL Bean and sensible German motorcars gay.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (Ct55T)

389 I used to think Sanford might be presidential timber - then he stepped on his dick and fell into a pile of burning garbage.

I swear, the limelight is like crack to these guys...

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (VPvxh)

390 I wike sword fwights.

Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (Y274z)

391
Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)


From the Congressional Record:

Mr. Green (TX): "Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I've had produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (Wx/+I)

392 He humiliated his wife and sons. He deserved whatever misery she dealt him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

His campaign slogan could be "You can trust me! I've already fucked over everyone I'm going to!"

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)

393 I mean if telling ungrateful recent immigrants to leave and fix their own shit-hole is racist, then fuckit.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (JziUy)

394
I still think the best name is "The Aristocrats!"

I like Jihad Squad

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:12 PM (O2RFr)

395 Remember when Bill Clinton got caught getting serviced in the Oral Office and Republicans started resigning left and right?

Posted by: freaked at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

396 thanks but I specifically wanted to say Valparaiso,
which I think is a cool name, and which I mistakenly thought was in
argentina.



I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)
It's cool. But if and when I appropriate this slam on Sanford to use elsewhere, I'm substituting Viedma in. That makes it 100% original and totally not plaigarism, right?

Posted by: Some guy at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (ixWZr)

397
Remember when Bill Clinton got caught getting serviced in the Oral Office and Republicans started resigning left and right?

Posted by: freaked at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)


*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

398 Watching Trump's twitter feed...so far nothing.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)

399
I remember the press conference with Client 9 and his wife. What a loathsome piece of shit he was to put her through that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (zBaqJ)

400 townhall.com/mattvespa al green-impeachment

I like - Marxist Girl Scout Troop from the seventh circle of hell.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)

401 I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.
Posted by: ace

Okay now do Paraguay and Uruguay.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (2DOZq)

402 Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment


Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)

lol

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Pelosi's office.






Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

Her hookah-sized crack pipe is going to be worked overtime.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (LEikZ)

403 Al Green has been trying to introduce this impeachment resolution for 2 years, and Pelosi has been blocking him. With today's chaos, he saw his chance and took it.

Now they either have to vote for it, which Trump wants; or they have to vote against it, which their base will crucify them for. This is what Pelosi kept trying to avoid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Kpl3J)

404 398 Watching Trump's twitter feed...so far nothing.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)


This is where he lets them hang themselves. No need to add anything. Yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (zBaqJ)

405 If you add Warren to the Squad you could call one of them a squaw.

So the Pillage People?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (UVPuB)

406 #389 it wasn't limelight that did him in. It was an actual sex life. You can bet he has no regrets.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Y274z)

407 I think Trump needs to bomb an aspirin factory

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (O2RFr)

408 https://tinyurl.com/CPD-Zoot-Suit-Riot

Posted by: Sharkman at July 16, 2019 07:01 PM (NoKAc) `


That things got a lot of problems, it's got:
a beginning a middle and an ending,
melody,
harmony, and
rhythm

It takes focus and concentration to follow all that stuff. Bad bad

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (xj2l7)

409 >>>ahh, remember the good old days, when politicians would slink away in shame instead of begging us to kick them in the balls first?


That only happens with Republicans.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (VWp7G)

410 Add in stacy Abrams to the squad and you got sassysquatch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Ct55T)

411 401 I think I had Chile and Argentia flipped in my head.
Posted by: ace

Okay now do Paraguay and Uruguay.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (2DOZq)


"Cabron!"

- - Bolivia

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (zBaqJ)

412 That makes it 100% original and totally not plaigarism, right?

Posted by: Some guy

"You rang?" - Jonah

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (32YRo)

413 >>>Okay now do Paraguay and Uruguay.

I wouldn't even try! I think they were involved in the Soccer war, maybe? So that means they border on Brazil?

No clue, really.

Geography is one of my many, many, many weak points.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

414 Sanford was solid back in the day. He did survive his affair politically. If he was a Dem he wouldn't have had to resign as governor.

But he did. And then he ran for his old seat in Charleston and won.

And somewhere in there he went cuck Rino. It may have been after Trumps election.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

415 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Kpl3J)

Why would Trump want to be impeached?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (2DOZq)

416 413 >>>Okay now do Paraguay and Uruguay.

I wouldn't even try! I think they were involved in the Soccer war, maybe? So that means they border on Brazil?

No clue, really.

Geography is one of my many, many, many weak points.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)


That was Venezuela and Colombia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (zBaqJ)

417 Valparaiso is in Chile and not Argentina?

When was he traded?

Damned free agency.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (ZxU8C)

418 Has the MSM said that this was a 'bipartisan' rebuke of President Trump yet?

Posted by: Puddleglum


More than one Republican vote makes it "broadly bipartisan".

Posted by: The MSM at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (P1f+c)

419 Until quite recently, most of the world was a shit hole. As well as the U.S.

It took enormous effort for the U.S. to rise above shithole status. Effort most of these cry babies contributed a grand total of nothing to.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (VPvxh)

420 #405 The sitcom would be Woken's Heroes.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (Y274z)

421 >>>That was Venezuela and Colombia.

Damn. Well, I told you i was weak.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

422 Trump IS the GOP
NeverTrumpers and RINOs never were or are GOP.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 16, 2019 07:11 PM (QMwOT)


Actually I think we're the red headed stepchildren they're perplexed about how to deal with. Fuck them, it's our party now and the only way they're getting it back is a burnt out frame on blocks as we drive away in a supercharged muscle car.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (A/tFr)

423 The 1969 Soccer War was between Honduras and El Salvador.

The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (UVPuB)

424 I'm sure there is a Valparaiso in Argentina somewhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (Ct55T)

425 I remember the press conference with Client 9 and his wife. What a loathsome piece of shit he was to put her through that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM

That was awful. I couldn't believe she stood next to him. He woulda got a nad kick and throat punch.

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (BLFnH)

426 @403 didn't they already vote on articles once? Got like 23 votes or something?

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ZfRYq)

427 404 398 Watching Trump's twitter feed...so far nothing.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)
This is where he lets them hang themselves. No need to add anything. Yet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Tonight, tonight is when he has 3 scoops. And Melania for dessert.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (RTWw4)

428 I'm sure there is a Valparaiso in Argentina somewhere.

Well I know there's a Jose

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (O2RFr)

429 Why would Trump want to be impeached?
__________________________________

To have the Senate trial and formally introduce all of the information regarding the treasonous acts of the Democrats.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ZxU8C)

430 Mark Who?

Posted by: Pres Trump at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (VPvxh)

431 Geography is one of my many, many, many weak points.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)


Years ago, I knew a guy who majored in, of all things, geography at, of all places, the Indiana University of Pennsylvania.

He was able to look at a blank map of the then USSR and fill in towns and cities. The CIA I think might have recruited him and he kind of clammed up on the details of that. Nice guy. Wonder what became of him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (zBaqJ)

432 402 Dem TX Rep Al Green now on the floor introducing articles of impeachment


Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:04 PM (cF8AT)


Ha ha hahahahahahahahahaha
He's from sh*trag Houston hahahahaha.

Hey, J.J., when you contemplate your move this is one place not to consider.

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (xj2l7)

433 I know where Peru and Columbia are, and where Brazil is, and then where Chile and Argentina are (though I might forget which one borders on which ocean), but otherwise, complete blank on South America.

I think I know vaguely that French Guyana is on the northern/east coast, on the caribbean.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

434 428 I'm sure there is a Valparaiso in Argentina somewhere.

Well I know there's a Jose
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (O2RFr


Really? Only one guy with that name in the whole country?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (33ETc)

435 Why would Trump want to be impeached?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (2DOZq)


10 dimensional chess, my friend.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (aS1PU)

436 The Japanese on Saipan readying for a banzai charge have been told of the US House Dems antics today.

"Whoa! Those are some crazy mo-fos!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (UVPuB)

437 421 >>>That was Venezuela and Colombia.

Damn. Well, I told you i was weak.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

Right direction but wrong countries!!

423 The 1969 Soccer War was between Honduras and El Salvador.

The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:16 PM (UVPuB)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

438 ace, what you need is an Argentinian vacation. I understand the women there are kind, understanding, and very hospitable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

439 >>>438 ace, what you need is an Argentinian vacation. I understand the women there are kind, understanding, and very hospitable.


Mark sanford was telling me.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

440 Add Woopie Goldberg to the Squad and you got catfish gumbo.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (Y274z)

441 I can name most of the countries in Central America but apart from Panama, I'd have to guess where each one actually is.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

442 Geography is one of my many, many, many weak points.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

We never pick geography when playing Trivial Pursuits with my husband.

He'll come up with some unknown river in Bulgaria to win the game. He's like a walking geography encyclopedia.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)

443 Sorry Mark, but if I've learned anything from your True Conservative friends it's that I'm not supposed to support ungodly misogynistic men like you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (Lwfjs)

444 436 The Japanese on Saipan readying for a banzai charge have been told of the US House Dems antics today.

"Whoa! Those are some crazy mo-fos!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (UVPuB)


My uncle was KIA there one week before the charge. That was his unit that was in the middle of it and he would've been in the middle of to had he lasted until the next week. And after that it was Okinawa.

Jeez. I don't want to think about it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (zBaqJ)

445 Thong Over Paradore starring Richard Dreyfus.

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (xj2l7)

446 THIS IS GREAT!
Do it!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (nRWPy)

447

The Galloping Gaucho... Hung like a llama...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (zsApV)

448 438 ace, what you need is an Argentinian vacation. I understand the women there are kind, understanding, and very hospitable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)


Ace would claim he's doing that and then two weeks later we'd find out he actually did a hiking fast on the Appalachian Trail.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (33ETc)

449 >>>He'll come up with some unknown river in Bulgaria to win the game. He's like a walking geography encyclopedia.


Mike Flynn, my friend who died, was ace at Geography. Maybe not down to the minor rivers, but he was good at it.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

450 the Patagonian Poonhound

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)

451 Ecuador is located at the equator.

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (xj2l7)

452 Sorry Mark, but if I've learned anything from your True Conservative friends it's that I'm not supposed to support ungodly misogynistic men like you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:20 PM (Lwfjs)

I think his problem is that he's a bit too much of an ogynist, IYKWISAITTYD....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (Ct55T)

453 Mexico, Belize, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (UVPuB)

454 I remember the press conference with Client 9 and his wife. What a loathsome piece of shit he was to put her through that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:13 PM

That was awful. I couldn't believe she stood next to him. He woulda got a nad kick and throat punch.
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (BLFnH)


But RINO Queen, Kathleen Parker, who hated Sarah Palin because her husband had the hots for her, stayed loyal on TV.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (A/tFr)

455 Mark sanford was telling me.
Posted by: ace
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The Appalachian Trail is just a stone's throw away from here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (2kj6M)

456 450 the Patagonian Poonhound
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)


The Two-Time Tango...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

457 >>>Mexico, Belize, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama

is that north to south? Is there a mnemonic?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

458 Nood Squad Girls

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (RpXpK)

459 Ecuador is located at the equator.
Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (xj2l7)


Are you some kind of geographical genius?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (aS1PU)

460 you know the sidebar, forgotten 80s thing, not sure how high it went, however, that was a very good song.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (HALdu)

461 >>>451 Ecuador is located at the equator.


oh right, that's a gimme

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

462 433 I know where Peru and Columbia are, and where Brazil is, and then where Chile and Argentina are (though I might forget which one borders on which ocean), but otherwise, complete blank on South America.

I think I know vaguely that French Guyana is on the northern/east coast, on the caribbean.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

Heh you combined two countries. French Guiana and Guyana .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (2DOZq)

463 You people have no sense of adventure.

If you click this, watch it through... the gayness/insanity ramps up all the way to the end.

https://youtu.be/zlkQw6-xtto

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (FbZMM)

464 I know where Peru and Columbia are, and where Brazil is, and then where Chile and Argentina are (though I might forget which one borders on which ocean)

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Trick question.

The answer is always Chili.

And you have to say it like smart people. CHEE-lay

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:22 PM (Lwfjs)

465 Sorry Sefton, I guess I should have picked Guadalcanal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (UVPuB)

466 >>Heh you combined two countries. French Guiana and Guyana .


i thought I might be doing that

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

467 The 1969 Soccer War was between Honduras and El Salvador.

The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Both aircraft would still be fine for border control on both countries.

Posted by: Miklos, just doing a comment fly by at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)

468 I remember the press conference with Client 9 and his wife. What a loathsome piece of shit he was to put her through that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Sanford-Client 9 '20 - "If the van is rockin' don't, be knockin!"

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (32YRo)

469 Do they grow carrots in CHEE-lay?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (Lwfjs)

470 453 Mexico, Belize, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (UVPuB


"Did I tell you about Tijada? The tiny island off the coast of Honduras?"

- - Ex-CIA Agent Vince Ricardo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (zBaqJ)

471 New Guinea is near Australia.

A lot of guinea/guyana/guiana countries. Wonder what that term means?!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

472 Ace, Poor Paraguay. Basically, all of South America ganged up on them and tried to carve it up among themselves. But our own Rutherford B. Hayes negotiated a settlement and got a Paraguayan province named after him. Plus, there is a Huey Long Boulevard in Asuncion. That's another story...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (k3g2v)

473 351 While the Porta Negro can be found in the German city of Trier.

where's the Starboard Negro?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (sGtp+)

474 the Patagonian Poonhound
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)


The Two-Time Tango...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Parking the pink Mustang in a side street.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (2kj6M)

475 467 The 1969 Soccer War was between Honduras and El Salvador.

The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Both aircraft would still be fine for border control on both countries.
Posted by: Miklos, just doing a comment fly by at July 16, 2019 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)


Wasn't the airframe of the P-51 either copied or modified with a turboprop engine and is now used for counter-insurgency ops?

Anna Puma please weigh in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (zBaqJ)

476 wasn't there SOME war involving Uruguay, Paraguay, and Brazil?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

477 Actually Honduras claims Swan Island which is way the flook out in the water.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (UVPuB)

478 Oklahoma's Kendra Horn won her Congressional seat by 1.4% in 2018 from the incumbent R Rep. Think she officially lost re-election today.

Posted by: Ever at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (/Je1u)

479 >>>474 the Patagonian Poonhound


that's a good one!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)

480 Penis Head is an asshole.

This has been a public service.

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (BLFnH)

481 Hse approves a resolution condemning the President's "racist comments directed at Members of Congress." The vote was 240-187 All Democrats voted yea. 4 Republicans voted yea. Fitzpatrick Hurd Upton BrooksIN. Also yes, independent Amash.
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whoa, not the race card
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 16, 2019 06:57 PM (JziUy)

A House Resolution? Oh, shit! Trump is toast now!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (m79Dg)

482 471 New Guinea is near Australia.

A lot of guinea/guyana/guiana countries. Wonder what that term means?!
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)


A lot of Old Guinea in Bensonhurst and East Harlem...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (zBaqJ)

483
To have the Senate trial and formally introduce all of the information regarding the treasonous acts of the Democrats.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ZxU8C)


Like he'd call out anyone for open borders to be a traitor (domestic) and have Barr round them up?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (1g7ch)

484 One thing Ace hikes on the Appalachian trail for a week, or month he won't need to worry about food.


Much.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (BbGew)

485 And you have to say it like smart people. CHEE-lay
Posted by: Moron Robbie


This is indeed correct.

Posted by: Pock-e-stahn and Cudder at July 16, 2019 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)

486 Peruvians eat guinea pigs.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:26 PM (2DOZq)

487 Paraguay IiRC got obliterated in the War of the Triple Alliance.

Whereas Uruguay sounds like you're a gay.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (4QnJ9)

488 whoops, guinea is a somewhat derogatory reference to darker-skinned people

https://www.etymonline.com/word/guinea

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

489 wasn't there SOME war involving Uruguay, Paraguay, and Brazil?
Posted by: ace

Yes.

The Uruguayan-Paraguyan-Brazilian War.

Brazil got waxed.

Posted by: Miklos, occasional historian at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)

490 487 Paraguay IiRC got obliterated in the War of the Triple Alliance.

Whereas Uruguay sounds like you're a gay.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 16, 2019 07:27 PM (4QnJ9)


You say "Urugay?" to anyone if you can't figure out the sex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)

491 Fun Fact: The Pacific Ocean entrance to the Panama Canal is actually farther east than the Caribbean entrance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (v4v6L)

492 I denounce myself for wondering what a word used for countries on three different continents/continental plates means.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

493 489 wasn't there SOME war involving Uruguay, Paraguay, and Brazil?
Posted by: ace

Yes.

The Uruguayan-Paraguyan-Brazilian War.

Brazil got waxed.
Posted by: Miklos, occasional historian at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)


No safe landing strips...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)

494 I think Piper dragged out the Enforcer prototypes to compete against the AT-6 and the A-29.

Cavalier originally developed the turbo-Mustang in the early 70s by installing a Dart engine in a basically stock P-51. It was a bid to stay viable in the Central and Latin American markets.

The Piper bought the whole kit. The Piper Enforcer has a stretched airframe, different turboprop engine, and a beefed up wing with multiple hardpoints.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (UVPuB)

495 Fun fact. There a couple countries on the north coast of SA that are considered Caribbean countries.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (tH5fk)

496 Mark Sanford was Missing in Action but not Missing the Action.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (5ntro)

497 492 I denounce myself for wondering what a word used for countries on three different continents/continental plates means.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)


Triple incontinence?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (zBaqJ)

498 guinea is a somewhat derogatory reference to darker-skinned people

A Guinea?

Thank 'ee, guvna!

Posted by: Miklos, Dickensian at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (QzkSJ)

499 >>>491 Fun Fact: The Pacific Ocean entrance to the Panama Canal is actually farther east than the Caribbean entrance.


interesting.

What is the US state with the easternmost territory?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)

500 Uruguay/Paraguay

Stalactite/Stalagmite

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (tH5fk)

501
Seems like a Friday thread and its only Tuesday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (zBaqJ)

502 As a kid I always remembered where Uruguay was located in South America compared to Paraguay by saying You're Away.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (2DOZq)

503 >>>A Guinea?

Thank 'ee, guvna!

apparently that's from Guinea in africa, too. I guess maybe because a lot gold coins originated there during some period? that's just guess.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (PbpT7)

504 499 >>>491 Fun Fact: The Pacific Ocean entrance to the Panama Canal is actually farther east than the Caribbean entrance.


interesting.

What is the US state with the easternmost territory?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)


Maine?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (zBaqJ)

505
499 >>>491 Fun Fact: The Pacific Ocean entrance to the Panama Canal is actually farther east than the Caribbean entrance.


interesting.

What is the US state with the easternmost territory?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)


Or Alaska?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (zBaqJ)

506 Brazil is yuge.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (tH5fk)

507 54 Did he marry his mistress or did he get dumped?
_________________

No, IIRC they got engaged briefly, but then she called it off. I remember reading some screed he published online back at the time, and he tried to claim the break-up was his idea, but she publicly refuted that, and she seemed to be more credible.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 16, 2019 07:30 PM (k4dH2)

508 >>>Maine?


Alaska.

one of the aleutians crosses the line of longitude that separates east from west.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

509 Maine I'm pretty sure

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (5ntro)

510 I should have said with the easternmost longitude.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

511 Where is all of the penocha apretada?

Posted by: Mark Sanford at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (kLDv+)

512 multiple hardpoints.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Puntos hard en beaucoupos.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

513 510 I should have said with the easternmost longitude.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

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???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 07:32 PM (v4v6L)

514 Maine?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Glad you remembered that.

Posted by: William Randolph Hearst at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)

515 Chile is the thin one. Like a thin watered down Chili. I just made that up.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (n13/j)

516 I was in Key West recently and went to the southernmost point.

Except it's clearly not the southernmost point. That's on the adjacent Navy base in some officer's back yard.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:33 PM (5ntro)

517 A map of the true size comparisons of countries is very interesting. I can't blame people for not having a clue since they have only seen the adjusted map.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (2DOZq)

518 >>>513 510 I should have said with the easternmost longitude.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

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???

One of the Aleutians is over the line that separates West from East, so one of them is nearly as east as you can get, like 179 or 180 East longitude.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

519 one of the aleutians crosses the line of longitude that separates east from west.
Posted by: ace

So MoMees consist principally of Trivial Pursuit?

Posted by: Miklos, catching on at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (QzkSJ)

520 I got to go into the base as well but didn't wander over to that point.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (5ntro)

521 It's in the eastern hemisphere, I mean.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)

522 "Until quite recently, most of the world was a shit hole. As well as the U.S."


Since we're talking about South America, it was only a hundred years ago that most of the countries were on par with the U.S. in terms of economic output and prosperity. Then they for some strange reason they decided to give Socialism a try. Idiots, and they still can't see how they fucked up.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (4thlk)

523 Isaac Asmiov had that fun fact in one of his books.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)

524 It's okay to say Japan instead of whatever made up sh*t they call their country, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (Lwfjs)

525 There's also places in the US where Canada lies to the south. (In Michigan, I imagine.)

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

526 It's in the eastern hemisphere, I mean.
Posted by: ace

Longitudinalist!!!

Posted by: Miklos Mean Time at July 16, 2019 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)

527 One of the Aleutians is over the line that separates West from East, so one of them is nearly as east as you can get, like 179 or 180 East longitude.

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I had no idea there was a line. I'll bet it's a great spot for a selfie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 07:37 PM (v4v6L)

528 517 A map of the true size comparisons of countries is very interesting. I can't blame people for not having a clue since they have only seen the adjusted map.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (2DOZq)

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Big Mercator knows where to spend its money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (v4v6L)

529 Interestingly, both Florida and North Carolina are farther North than West Virginia.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (Lwfjs)

530 517 A map of the true size comparisons of countries is very interesting. I can't blame people for not having a clue since they have only seen the adjusted map.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 07:34 PM (2DOZq)


Well?

Posted by: Judge Thong at July 16, 2019 07:38 PM (xj2l7)

531 Windsor canada is south of Detroit. I am told there is some kind of tunnel.

If I were travelling between those two, I would also like to do it as discreetly as possible.

Posted by: Miklos, had a car from Windsor ...once at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

532 - 529
Interestingly, both Florida and North Carolina are farther North than West Virginia.



What?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (4thlk)

533 It's okay to say Japan instead of whatever made up sh*t they call their country, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 16, 2019 07:35 PM (Lwfjs)

Any English speaker speaking English who says Nippon, or even Sevilla instead of the English names is a jagoff imo. No offense to Nippon or Sevilla sayers. The Sevilla one burns my ass though.

Posted by: Quint at July 16, 2019 07:39 PM (n13/j)

534 Jenny Sanford, the wife that Mark Sanford dumped and the mother of their four sons, got married again last year, to an investment banker named Andy McKay.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 16, 2019 07:42 PM (k4dH2)

535 Fun Fact. All of South America is east of Miami. No homo.

Posted by: dr kill at July 16, 2019 07:49 PM (Jj+59)

536 >>>Okay now do Paraguay and Uruguay.

I wouldn't even try! I think they were involved in the Soccer war, maybe? So that means they border on Brazil?

No clue, really.

Geography is one of my many, many, many weak points.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

The football war was in central america.

Paraguay fought in the Chaco War in the 30s over Oil in the Chaco region, a useless desert. And it ended when they found out there was no oil.

In the mid 1800s, a dictator in Paraguay managed to get in a war with all their neighbors at the same time, Bolivia, Uraguay, and Uraguay. They fought so long and hard estimates are 90 percent of the male population died in the fighting

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2019 07:55 PM (FTPn0)

537 Aauugghh!! the roof has a slow drip. Thankfully the rain has moved east to Valpo. I wonder if they call it Valpo in Chile?

Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2019 07:56 PM (FhXTo)

538 Pumpass or Apalachian Tail...what's a Gringo to do.....I blames it all on that Myrtle Be-ach.

Sanford & Sons reruns!

Posted by: saf at July 16, 2019 08:01 PM (5IHGB)

539 Who is Mark Stanford? I mean besides a loser. IOWW IDGAF

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2019 08:17 PM (3H9h1)

540 "The last combat missions for both the P-51 Mustang and F4U Corsair."

Now THAT'S a sports playoff series!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 08:39 PM (1on5E)

541 Jump on board, Mark!

Plenty of deck chairs left to rearrange on the SS DONKTANIC. And tell the Captain to step on it!! Shit, there's only one iceberg out there in the dark...

... but it's YUUGE!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 08:53 PM (1on5E)

542 533 It's okay to say Japan instead of whatever made up sh*t they call their country, though

I laugh when I hear liberals say "Meh-he-coh". Even the Mexicans I know don't say that. Of course, almost all the Mexicans I know are well educated, and damn well want you to know it.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 09:01 PM (1on5E)

543 Clarification: they don't say it when speaking Anglais!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 16, 2019 09:03 PM (1on5E)

544 https://bastionofliberty.blogspot.com/2019/07/a-letter-to-former-gov-mark-sanford.html

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