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lol: Super-#Woke New Republic Writes Blisteringly Homophobic Rant About "Mary Pete" (Mayor Pete)
Even I'm offended.
TimDC is a sissy but he's not wrong here. Excerpt from Dale Peck's I'm-super-gay-so-I-have-free-speech-and-you-Breeders-don't article at The New Republic. I'm going to Culturally Appropriate some Paragraph Breaks into this Dear Diary screed for readability. I know that paragraph breaks might be heteronormative and not fit with the flbbertigibbet fifteen year old girl style this author is going for, but forgive my trespass. (Below the fold because advertisers might balk.)He seems to be saying that "Mary Pete" might go off-the-hook-ultragay in the White House because he didn't sow his gay oats. Interesting take! And what's a Lucky Pierre, Breeders? Apparently gay slang:
All this makes Mary Pete different from every other left-leaning neoliberal in exactly zero ways. Because let's face it. The only thing that distinguishes the mayor of South Bend from all those other well-educated reasonably intelligent white dudes who wanna be president is what he does with his dick (and possibly his ass, although I get a definite top-by-default vibe from him, which is to say that I bet he thinks about getting fucked but he's too uptight to do it). So let's dish the dish, homos. You know and I know that Mary Pete is a gay teenager. He's a fifteen-year-old boy in a Chicago bus station wondering if it's a good idea to go home with a fifty-year-old man so that he'll finally understand what he is. He's been out for, what, all of four years, and if I understand the narrative, he married the first guy he dated. And we all know what happens when gay people don’t get a real adolescence because they spent theirs in the closet: they go through it after they come out. And because they're adults with their own incomes and no parents to rein them in they do it on steroids (often literally). If Shortest Way Home [Buttgieg's book] (I mean really, can you think of a more treacly title?) makes one thing clear, Mary Pete was never a teenager. But you can't run away from that forever. Either it comes out or it eats you up inside. It can be fun, it can be messy, it can be tragic, it can be progenitive, transformative, ecstatic, or banal, but the last thing I want in the White House is a gay man staring down 40 who suddenly realizes he didn't get to have all the fun his straight peers did when they were teenagers. I'm not saying I don’t want him to shave his chest or do Molly or try being the lucky Pierre (the timing's trickier than it looks, but it can be fun when you work it out). These are rites of passage for a lot of gay men, and it fuels many aspects of gay culture. But like I said, I don’t want it in the White House. I want a man whose mind is on his job, not what could have been--or what he thinks he can still get away with.
: What does "Lucky Pierre" mean. I've heard of this before but can't remember and can't seem to find a reference of it anywhere on the web. Well, it says here: lucky pierre -- noun. 1940s. 1. the man in a sexual threesome of two women and one man. 2. (gay) the middle man in a "sandwich" of three sexually entwined men. (? -- the punchline of a joke) From "Cassell's Dictionary of Slang" by Jonathon Green (Wellington House, London, 199Urban Dictionary has further thoughts..
What in the fuck is wrong with the person who wrote this, does the New Republic not have editors anymore? Mary Pete? Breitbart wouldn’t even run this. Not linking. pic.twitter.com/3M0ymKbKMH
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) July 12, 2019
The undertone of this is that the idea of otherizing gay people who aren't decadently, outrageously "queer," (Think Mr Garrison in South Park's "Tolerance Camp" episode) as not truly gay. The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that. -- Victor Tango KiloAnother fissure on the left opens, this one between Main Street gays and Castro Street gays. Update: Proving my point that only the hard, fringe left has full speech rights:
He's an edgelord https://t.co/wY5bXbfk8Q pic.twitter.com/oHyNR900xc
— David Williams (@dznyc) July 12, 2019
Wow. The underbelly of the Republican Party is all they're showing anymore. It ain't pretty, Folks. May the world move successfully on without them.
— L. E. Shahan (@LE_Shahan) July 12, 2019
Lol! This one is on the Left! The New Republic published this and they are far left - even crazier, the writer is an openly gay man. You lefties are really losing it
— Taynna (@Taynna) July 12, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (sYV5O)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (rF9rk)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (sYV5O)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (O2RFr)
I think he's older than 15. Other than that...
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:52 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 12, 2019 05:52 PM (p0pYQ)
Posted by: Bwany Fwank at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (rF9rk)
How could we all have been so remiss?
LOL, I wasn't sure which one is the "wife" in that "marriage."
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (81Etl)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Donald Trump, Rigging Expert at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (neSZe)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: NCKate at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (lknvV)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (O2RFr)
I've heard him refer to his "husband".
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (neSZe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (rF9rk)
*glares at Jordan*
He was told NOT to use theTtime Machine for FIRSTS.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (8lGpb)
why that particular song? I don't get the reference but I would like to
Posted by: Donald Trump, Rigging Expert at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (8lGpb)
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I am Spartacus!
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (ptqGC)
He was told NOT to use theTtime Machine for FIRSTS.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (8lGpb)
I'm a she, goddamit. A STEALTH NINJA she.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (Ez6QX)
But, again, there is absolutely nothing wrong with what the guy wrote. The fact that so many are "horrified" by it just shows what ultimate twerps our society has become by PC marxism.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (81Etl)
In my experience, this tracks.
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (WLeoI)
Agreed.. Unfortunately he is basically running on his "gayness."
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ha at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (MAstk)
When something's going wrong
___ ____ ____ __.
??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (neSZe)
What is "You Must Whip It", Alex.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (Ez6QX)
I miss Andrew Sullivan in his days as editor of TNR, even if he did hire a bullshit artist or two. He ran fair-minded articles and would never have allowed this one to see print.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (ykYG2)
hang on, I'll link it, give a sec
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (PbpT7)
Like Waylon sang........"Wrong".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: DEVO at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (zuVZw)
He's a bad mother ....(shut your mouth)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (4EWpZ)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (gmo/4)
I'm only pissed that I did not coin 'Mary Pete'.
How could we all have been so remiss?
Because we were all so enamored with Buttplug.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: It's me donna
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The nation waits with bated breath to see whether Mary's other half is husband or wife.
Would he be FLOTUS or FHOTUS?
NTTAWWT...aside from serious dysphoria, which of course, is a positive quality these days, a resume builder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (xSo9G)
This is common. I think the reason the leftys always get caught saying the wrong thing is because they know they are one of "the good guys", and so that make it OK.
Of course, those said things said by a hater are hateful. You know they are a hater because they disagree with the left.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (LWu6U)
Can you fill in the blanks?
When a problem comes along
_____ _____ _____ __.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (neSZe)
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Pounce and seize it!
Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (BubtM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (Ez6QX
*pulls grass skirt over head*
*hides behind kettle*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (U7voe)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (KP5rU)
He's the same as the old boss. But, with sodomy.
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (HALdu)
why that particular song? I don't get the reference but I would like to
I think it's just a play on Nights in White Satin to expect that people will be white knighting someone here.
And half the time that someone might be me, but I can't even tell what this thread is about.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (81Etl)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (neSZe)
For the record, I too agree that pretty much the only thing that distinguishes Buttplug from the rest of the white male red-diaper-baby contingent is what he does with his lower anatomy, even though I wouldn't have phrased it as this writer did.
Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (5jlG9)
The anti-Biden attacks (even before the debate) had Kamala's fingerprints all over them.
Who do you suppose is pulling the strings on this one?
Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (8lGpb)
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I am Spartacus!
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (qC1Sy)
........
I am Xerxes!
*bent wrist wave*
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Emblematic, really, of all that a good Christian should be.
Posted by: Bishop John Spong at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Shep Smith : Newsman at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (4e+hS)
It's not gay if you don't push back.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: usntakim at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (r+sAi)
That comment is not nearly as bad as some of the stuff you sitting in a tightly packed restaurant or at a table behind a bar in a restaurant. That didn't even make me blush.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (jm1YL)
1. he used homos
2. he generally mocked mary pete's gayness
3. he used humor like a cossack with a saber to do so.
that quote, especially the mary pete thing, is funnier and eviscerates mary pete better, than every thing we have written about mary pete, mostly because the writer knows the strings that will piss mary pete off better than we do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (fuK7c)
____________
I'm old enough to remember an age when being a "white knight" was a good thing.
And coffee cost a nickel!
Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (zFzxj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (ykYG2)
SO, you're saying that this is just a New Republic ...
I feel like I'm in France, with a New Republic popping up every 10 years.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (81Etl)
Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (8erNz)
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You would have been more succinct?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
........
Doug N. Puncher
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (xSo9G)
Gays can be catty... who knew?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (AzW6q)
So how can a G (or C, W, G-P) be a hater?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
Because Kelly Anne absolutely needs to step in and highlight it as a "Cat Fight."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Dr. Amy Butler at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (T09ml)
Spotted dick
They have stuff for that now
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (O2RFr)
Petey is such a fag. His sanctimoniousness makes him so punchable.
Posted by: Log Cabin at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (3qUNj)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (ufFY8)
But he has raised a lot of money from the gay community, so he won't go away
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (4EWpZ)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (v0R5T)
I'm old enough to remember an age when being a "white knight" was a good thing.
https://youtu.be/EFZK5VkQes4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)
The ruling, a split 2-1 decision, said the Department of Justice (DOJ) was within its rights to withhold Community Oriented Policing Services (COPS) grants from sanctuary cities and states over their refusal to work with federal immigration enforcement authorities and instead prioritize agencies that focused on unauthorized immigration and agreed to give Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) access to jail records and immigrants in custody.
Posted by: Ha at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (MAstk)
So how can a G (or C, W, G-P) be a hater?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at J
no, it was his use of "homos", like the n word, only hs get to use the h word.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (HALdu)
One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.
Posted by: George Thoroughgood at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go downtown.
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (zFzxj)
And coffee cost a nickel!
Posted by: Ersatz
I'm not even in your dang yard!
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
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Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
But don't worry
Be happy
Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (BubtM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (ptqGC)
You probably missed the "Jesus was pro-choice" scorching hot take on Twitter the other day then.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (19orm)
https://youtu.be/EFZK5VkQes4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)
Without clicking on it I'm guessing that links to an old Ajax commercial.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go downtown.
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (gmo/4)
There's a song called Die Motherfucker Die, by a band called Dope. I mean, it offers a solution...
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)
That's awesome! And that's my new motto: "STRONGER THAN DIRT"
(It complements what I tell my nieces about my age: "older than dirt.")
Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (84LPL)
Posted by: Abiss at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
Bring whiskey for my men and beer for the horses?
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (ek8Zc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (TIMlg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
........
Ode to Billie Joe?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
The Gambler- Kenny Rogers
"You got to know when to hold 'em, etc. etc."
Wisdom for the ages.
Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: George Thoroughgood
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'Rawhide', Frankie Lane
'Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope and throw and brand 'em..'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (WLeoI)
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lucky%20Pierre
Not safe for work.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (TIMlg)
..........
Ask your doctor if Truvada is right for you.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (v0R5T)
https://bit.ly/2JvtFiw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Ghey-Good, Hetero=Bad
Oh and while we're on the subject Ohio license plates have a three letter prefix and I saw a guy motoring down the outer belt today who was unlucky enough to draw GEY as the prefix. I laughed out loud when I saw that.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
well don't you just have all the facts at your fingertips!
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Pierre at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (/Fmtj)
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To be fair, sometimes it eats you up and then comes outside.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (neSZe)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (Z/Rwf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)
Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (BubtM)
Why don't we get drunk and screw.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
well don't you just have all the facts at your fingertips!
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
........
They asked him that one on Jeopardy.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (TIMlg)
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (5fSr7)
Definition 1 of lucky Pierre doesn't sound too bad, depending upon the quality of the 'bread'...
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (yL25O)
It's like a Human Centipede, but tab 'a' goes in hole 'b'...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)
That queered up part of the definition is too funny. It doesn't make any sense (in comparison to the "normal" usage, which everyone can easily understand). 3 guys romping aroun on each other is just 3 guys romping around. There's not really anything to distinguish any of them, unlike the fact that a "lucky pierre" in a menage a trois is .... the guy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (81Etl)
Posted by: trev006 at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (LR3Y8)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (RBOtF)
Chattahoochee
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee it get hotter than a hoochie coohie
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (gmo/4)
the lucky pierre is the one who gets doubly penetrated.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
So how can a G (or C, W, G-P) be a hater?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at J
this explains why your grade school teachers always told your parents "he lacks imagination."
you know he never draws anything other than straight lines
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: bjjfiter at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (6t/E2)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)
Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)
...
DO NOT DO THIS I THINK IT MAY BE BAD
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (Y274z)
Personally, I can't think of many things more revolting than dwelling on the thought of Buttgig and his so-called "husband" being intimate and.....blech.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (Vgw1E)
How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich? Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)
Have you ever own a spit roaster?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)
---THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: TexasDan at J
even worse, you might find something you like
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (HALdu)
Isn't this after all, the story of Obama?
Posted by: MaDuece at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)
Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)
^ Step 1 in adult grooming.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (ek8Zc)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (aS1PU)
revolting than dwelling on the thought of Buttgig and his so-called
"husband" being intimate and.....blech.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (Vgw1E)
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I feel the same about my husband.
Posted by: Nancy French at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
That's an interesting, interesting trade.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
I get a definite top-by-default vibe from him, which is to say that I bet he thinks about getting fucked but he's too uptight to do it.
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This is some sort of crime in homo land?
Mayor Buttplug swore he was the gayest thing that ever lived, like his gayness is used a a calibration standard by NIST. That's good enough for me.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (iPCAT)
So, apparently his norm to be outlandishly offensive in general (just WHO is this guy calling a teenager?)
Will be interesting to see if he does reap consequences for doing his usual schtick on a gay man. The Dems have no problem with the blatant anti-semitism
Posted by: barbarausa at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Nancy French at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
plates have a three letter prefix and I saw a guy motoring down the
outer belt today who was unlucky enough to draw GEY as the prefix. I
laughed out loud when I saw that.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (jm1YL)
Someone I know had a license plate beginning with QUR, and he went to teh DMV and demanded a new plate, insisting he wasn't queer.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Vanya at J
who uses the internets with safe search?
why not have your wife, mom, or kid sit with you and watch over your shoulder instead?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (HALdu)
the lucky pierre is the one who gets doubly penetrated.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
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I can think of a lot of things to call it; lucky isn't one of them.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
I understand, but that's just temporary. They're all guys. They can all do the same shit to each other whenever they want. It's just a pile of guys.
In a menage a trois, the guy is lucky because ... he's a guy, and he's messing around with two girls at once. And they are different and that can't change.
Gays are always trying to take hetero concepts and twist them into some gay context ... but they never really fit. Because they're gay.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (81Etl)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)
Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)
Yeah, I will not be doing that, ever, under any circumstances. In fact, I will now be googling for ways to remove that concept from my brain.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Don't step on Superman's cape
Don't piss into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (+0VWg)
FIFY
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (neSZe)
Is this the first time that the Urban Dictionary has been cited in the real post?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (TIMlg)
Did you study extra hard for that category?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Butt-gig at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: ace at J
you know it is not surprising that the guy in the middle is french.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Just the Punchline's Jonah Goldberg-style Premise Thief at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (Pg+x7)
twist them into some gay context ... but they never really fit. Because
they're gay.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (81Etl)
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Sex between two men is disgusting.
Sex between two women is merely absurd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
plates have a three letter prefix and I saw a guy motoring down the
outer belt today who was unlucky enough to draw GEY as the prefix. I
laughed out loud when I saw that.
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Had a friend who had 'DYK' as the first three. She hated it because she had really short hair at the time.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)
Fuckin' Pierre!
That guy's lucky at cards, too!!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kc0Z0)
I try to act surprised, though. I like giving the boys a "show."
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
The New Republic is TNR. NR is a totally different stupid liberal magazine, without the "The".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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So which is what is which here? The URL shows up there, newrepublic.com. I go there and it's The New Republic. If you URL thenewrepublic.com, it redirects to newrepublic.com (no "the").
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (g4qVb)
Sex between two women is merely absurd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Ha.
Well put.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (81Etl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu)
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I wish that was the case.
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)
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No, I think that's the US Kick Ball Team.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (qC1Sy)
Yup. I would look at that and think it was a vanity plate.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (jm1YL)
........
one up the butt, 69 with the other one.
Sheesh c'mon people.
Posted by: Don Lemon at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (RuIsu)
No, there are tops, bottoms, powerbottoms, twinks, twanks, twunks... you really have a lot to learn about gay subcultures.
Posted by: Dennis and Deandra Reynolds at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (PbpT7)
Yup, here's the article at The New Republic.
https://newrepublic.com/article/154457/
mayor-pete-problem
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: Soothsayer
That's the way you do it.
Get your money for nothing
And your chicks for free.
Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (zFzxj)
_______
I always felt bad laughing everytime Dr. Gregory House referred to the black Mormon doctor as "Big Love."
And that Jim Rome interview years ago, where he keeps calling quarterback Jim Everett "Chris" until the latter comes out of his chair and lunges for the former, is still uncomfortable to watch.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (FteLf)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (JziUy)
But only if you're watching your wife do it
by David French
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (P5Iey)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (gC2IV)
So I guess an all-female Lucky Pierre is a Ladyfinger Sammich?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)
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When women have sex with each other, how do they figure out who has to make the sandwich afterwards?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (ek8Zc)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
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What do they say about good writing? Don't tell me, show me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)
I'm sorry to say I know the answer to this one...it's a Daisy Chain (although that's not really limited to 3).
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (FteLf)
Why is that uncomfortable? I wish he'd pasted that loudmouth douche across the room.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (NWiLs)
They just have tacos.
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
The guys in HS used to tell me the same thing about period cramps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (RBOtF)
one up the butt, 69 with the other one.
Sheesh c'mon people.
Posted by: Don Lemon at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: WUT at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (P5Iey)
one up the butt, 69 with the other one.
Sheesh c'mon people.
Posted by: Don Lemon at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)
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Bartender, I'll have a double-shot of brain bleach. Didn't want to know that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Lucky Kurt at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (BRpqW)
They just have tacos.
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (kc0Z0)
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I have tears in my eyes, stifling laughter, because someone else is in my office.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)
That's an interesting, interesting trade.
Posted by: ace
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wow. you HAVE not been paying attention.
all you have to do is S some globalwarming alarmist D, and you get your free speech
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
This is true, and yet it's almost as if women want the migraine/headache instead.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (ek8Zc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (KP5rU)
The vacuum balances out the Bad Humours.
Also, there's a pressure point just behind their uvula.
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: Paolo at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (Wx/+I)
Lucky Pierre is, IIRC, the meat in a 3 dude sandwich.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (TIMlg)
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NAMED AFTER ME DAMMIT!!!
Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (HALdu),
Science denier.
Posted by: WUT at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (P5Iey)
So the New Republic is making the case for Trump because he obviously didn't marry the first woman he banged.
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (P5Iey)
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It's an interesting take because he's arguing that gay men should be promiscuous - more so than straight men.
You didn't see that argument with the gay marriage debate - why "love wins" and all love is equivalent.
Maybe not so much?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (kc0Z0)
He's doing it from the Left. He's mocking him for being a "neoliberal" -- i.e., not a flaming Che Guevara/Pol Pot Marxist psychopath. He's mocking him for not being gay enough. You can always make fun of people from the left. That's never offensive.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (eD4cW)
Also, there's a pressure point just behind their uvula.
Posted by: garrett at J
hey, we are trying to drink the coffee not decorate they keyboard
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)
Not this time so much.
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (q177U)
Imagine that spacetime is a this piece of folded-over paper, and this pen is the sex engine...
Posted by: Hollywood explaining both wormholes and Lucky Pierre scenarios the same way for 30 years at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)
I thought Lucky Pierre was how The Bulwark addressed their benefactor.
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (P5Iey)
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Euphemism for their staff meetings?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: IC at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (ek8Zc)
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Reminds me of an old joke:
Guy and his wife come home after a pleasant evening out.
The guy rushes to the medicine cabinet, gets out some aspirin then gets a glass of water and hands it to the wife.
The wife looks at the the husband, puzzled, and says, "I don't have a headache."
The husband looks at the wife, "Aha! Gotcha!"
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (qC1Sy)
Imagine three layers of Legos.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
And when the Legos love each other very much, they... they... Oh, your mother will explain it to you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Anchovy at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (srWwQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (8lGpb)
Yep, stopped reading there. Use of the bullshit pseudo-intellectual word "neoliberal" is an infallible sign of something that will actually make a person stupider by reading it.
Although I must say the Woke Civil War in and of itself is entertaining. KamalToe v. Plugs. OCrazyHo v. SanFranNan. This guy v. ButtJizz.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
...
I don't think even Insom is brave enough to try that with a woman with a migrane.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Dr. Amy Butler at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: LBJ at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (ykYG2)
reggie love. back to the white house and flying private for the body man.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: IC
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'Husband'? Do we know this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (PkVlr)
It's twue! It's twue!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019
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There's nothing lucky about drawing the short straw when you and your fascist corporatist friends are deciding on who is going to pay the stable fees for that obese braying jackass Kristol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (xyLnq)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (jn7FC)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
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I don't think even Insom is brave enough to try that with a woman with a migrane.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (yL25O)
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An ounce of prevention though...
Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (BubtM)
Some roight nuggets in that article.
he's just another unrepentant or at least unexamined beneficiary of white male privilege who believes (just as Jay Inslee believes he's done more for women's reproductive rights than Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar) that he can make life better for all those people who are not like him, not because he knows anything about their lives but because he's smart and nice and well-meaning, and when smart nice well-meaning people run things everything works out for the best. That's just, you know, logical. It's like, science. Like Kirsten Gillibrand
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He's open to heterodoxy.
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (HALdu)
I can imagine. "This had BETTER work, dude."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (ykYG2)
Mitt Romney defends Paul Ryan after President Trump unleashes a scathing Twitter denunciation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)
You know ace is really embarassed about that picture, don't you?
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (r+sAi)
Types, deletes, types, deletes.......
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
______
"You don't have to live like a refugee ..." -- sung by the open borders uniparty to the rest of the world
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (FteLf)
**the timing's trickier than it looks, but it can be fun when you work it out**
ummmmmmm, ok. I think there's something really gay at play.
So, if Mayor Buttplug wins the nomination, do we have to pretend he's in a monogamous, loving relationship...or is that only something queens like the author of the above sentence can do.
Mayor Buttplug married the first guy he fucked? what a nerd.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (JziUy)
it might help when i stop yelling at her lazy ass
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)
KamalToe v. Plugs. OCrazyHo v. SanFranNan. This guy v. ButtJizz.
P.S. Who do you guys think gets to collect Beatoff O'Cuck's scalp? My money is on the Dullwitted Latino, Hoolian Castro. Mainly because he's a genuine Latino.
It's gonna be like that scene in Gran Torino where the white punk tries to call the homeboys "bro".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (JUUk1)
That's one (1) sentence, boys and girls. How much meth do you need to be on to read it all, let alone write it?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
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I can think of a lot of things to call it; lucky isn't one of them.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (qC1Sy)
........
Lucky to be near a toilet forever after.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: cornbred at J
exactly, they would not have a headache if they were giving blowjobs on a regular basis.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (+0VWg)
either he's a fucking gay nerd who married the first guy he banged, which is a gayworld no-no, apparently.
or he's probably just as gay for D as Bill Clinton was straight for Hillary.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (JziUy)
heh heh, I said pegged.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (kc0Z0)
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https://media.giphy.com/media/26zyXOrKHY1WMKhd6/giphy.gif
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)
btw, "Mary Pete" is the gay equivalent of Uncle Tom.
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (UUBmN)
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Out and Proud Mary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
.........
For bonus added Diversity, think Oreo cookie.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at J
dude, yelling at a girl giving you a blowjob, even if it is unenthusiastic, is ungentlemanly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
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No more awkward fart noises.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (I5SAg)
What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?
But it's all so easy
All you got to do is try
Try a little tenderness
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (neSZe)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (UUBmN)
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I'm with lin-duh on this.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (qC1Sy)
interesting point. Another fissure on the left.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: lin-duh
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Yeah, I'm filing this one under "Things I'd Rather Not Know'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (kc0Z0)
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: DocJ at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (YoApq)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (I5SAg)
But hey, I'm sure gay teenagers only think about getting sodomized by old dudes at bus stations to find self-understanding because they're psychic and foresee that someday a guy will refuse to bake them a cake. That's surely only a motif of sorts because they're oppressed by all you normal fuckers.
Posted by: CPT11A at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (5659K)
You didn't see that argument with the gay marriage debate - why "love wins" and all love is equivalent.
I think the reason they got so angry over AIDS is that they were convinced they had the ultimate consequence-free lifestyle. Their life of rampant indulgence couldn't get them pregnant or give them anything other than a few lesser social diseases, which, once common enough in the pool of sex partners, aren't a big deal.
Then suddenly comes the one that just kills you in short order. Suddenly the consequences are very, very serious. They're screaming at God because there's no such thing as consequence-free.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (JUUk1)
good idea to go home with a fifty-year-old man so that he'll finally
understand what he is."
They keep telling me that gay men hunting for young boys isn't a thing and it's a harmful stereotype.
Posted by: J. Jonah Goldberg with his lightning wand lodged in his colon at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (6mPBH)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)
I know I have to be real careful about writing long run on sentences that go one for the entire paragraph, it's probably because I've got those old German genes, plus I never know when to quit unless I make a lot of effort.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Delta Airlines at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (I5SAg)
That is all.
Carry on
Posted by: DocJ at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (YoApq)
Ahh, go fack yaself, ya fuckin' queeah!
Posted by: Boston Ground Crew at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (6mPBH)
Posted by: Jon at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (Sa/HV)
Double. Anal.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (JUUk1)
That doesn't sound lucky. It sounds painful.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (Tz3Gh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (V2Yro)
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pssst: if you don't start, you never have to worry about quitting!
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (qC1Sy)
interesting point. Another fissure on the left. ''
You're probably right about that ace. Can't have a "gay" be normal can we?
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
.........
What did he tell you about curing acne?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster
I'm still holding out for this from Trump. Except live-action. Between Jim Acosta and an angry chicken.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (ykYG2)
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have any of you guys ever actually met gays?
TV wants to sell the fantasy that they're just wholesome little buttpluggers, but with great fashion sense and a taste for mimosas on sunday morning.
yeah, maybe when they turn 55.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (JziUy)
interesting point. Another fissure on the left.
Posted by: ace at J
that is the problem with the whole "us against them" thing, you have to continually identify a new them. then once you get rid of that them you need a new them.
works very well at the beginning, not so well after you get beyond, men, whites, and straights.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (V2Yro)
When I was attempting to read Anna Karenina, I found a sentence that was 195 words long. Granted, it would have been shorter in Russian because declined language and no articles etcetera, but come on.
Posted by: Boston Ground Crew at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)
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Stray thought regarding Romney and Allahpundit's man-crush on him.
Anyone remember how in Advise and Consent the senator from Utah has a Dark Secret (gay) from long ago that comes up?
Just something that occurred to me.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 06:37 PM (6mPBH)
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Nope, not looking up any of that in the Urban Dictionary
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2019 06:37 PM (Izzlo)
Willard never met a Quisling he didn't like.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (U7voe)
btw, "Mary Pete" is the gay equivalent of Uncle Tom.
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (g4qVb)
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Yep. This is the gay version of not black enough.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (I5SAg)
.......
We're not going to ask you about citizenship, but what's your PIN number?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
He's credited in the post. but my quote of him in the comments lopped off the credit.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (I5SAg)
If you think a Lucky Pierre is something, wait until you see a Lucky Shep.
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (bDqIh)
I don't think calling somebody an edgelord within the context of homosexuality means "edgelord".
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (ek8Zc)
He's doing it from the Left. He's mocking him for being a "neoliberal" -- i.e., not a flaming Che Guevara/Pol Pot Marxist psychopath. He's mocking him for not being gay enough. You can always make fun of people from the left. That's never offensive.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (eD4cW)
I think what this comes down to is one Queen who's a big poser recognizing another one, and not willing to shut up about it because xhe's proud of being a Mouthy Bitch and wants everyone to know it.
and none of that makes what xhe said wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)
Mitt trying to better PDT. Ain't never gonna happen Mitt. People like the president. People do not like you.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:40 PM (jm1YL)
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there seems to be a super-anti-establishment strain among some gays, since in every culture, they're persecuted, so fuck-it, sell secrets to the soviets and undermine the church. Wear dresses and/or leather outfits.
But there's also some fairly based stuff. No love for the muz, let's nuke mecca. They're the ones who are first into shitty neighborhoods to revitalize.
But families? monogamy? why? Most fucking straights won't even do that stuff unless they get accidentally pregnant.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (JziUy)
https://tinyurl.com/yxhwg7tk
Sad trombone for the left.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (K/2j/)
Did he ever suffer any penalty for this? Shit, none of us have ever even heard of it.
But CNN will keep doxxing meme-makers, won't they?
Posted by: ace
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Speech endorsed by the Ruling Class never draws a penalty.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)
You hush.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)
btw, "Mary Pete" is the gay equivalent of Uncle Tom.
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (g4qVb)
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Yep. This is the gay version of not black enough.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (yL25O)
I took it as the equivalent of Mary Sue, ie the utlimate self-indulgent writer/actor/poser, personalizes since his name is Pete.
and Pete wants to be Lucky Pierre is damned funny no matter WHO said it.
Guess what? This is gonna go viral and kill Mary Pete's campaign. Because nothing kills a politicians career like effective mockery.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (V2Yro)
I mean, all week we've been disgusted by Epstein paying 15 year old for not so consensual sax, and here this guy calls a 15 year old learning what gay sex is from a 50 year old man a right of passage.
Say, didn't Milo Y. also get banished for admitting to this?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (bDqIh)
See prior comment re: excess DC faggotry.
Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)
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Fissures. You mean like anal fissures?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)
Brings back memories of The late great John Hurt playing Caligula in "I, Claudius". He deserved an Oscar for that performance even if it was a TV series.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)
more that it makes it so you do not have to them complain for a while.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (HALdu)
That's one (1) sentence, boys and girls. How much meth do you need to be on to read it all, let alone write it?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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That isn't even the whole sentence. The entire article is like that.
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: Surfperch
So Insomniac will just have to keep giving her multiples
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (bDqIh)
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Milo was conservative.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)
yes, most subcultures and poltiical factions will develop a hateful, zealous counterculture which is reflexively, irrationally oppositional to anything in the dominant culture.
You see this among very hardcore black agitators, who have decided to just endorse full-on racial hatred. (Except they claim that they can't be racist, they just hate an entire race, which isn't racism, because.)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bob Kraft at July 12, 2019 06:44 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: freaked, baby baby at July 12, 2019 06:45 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tilapia Poon at July 12, 2019 06:45 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:45 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Surfperch
So Insomniac will just have to keep giving her multiples
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (ykYG2)
Exactly.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (tVQUs)
Good lord, I've been posting under an AOC sock the entire thread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: Tilapia Poon at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)
good idea to go home with a fifty-year-old man so that he'll finally
understand what he is."
They keep telling me that gay men hunting for young boys isn't a thing and it's a harmful stereotype.
Posted by: J. Jonah Goldberg with his lightning wand lodged in his colon at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (6mPBH)
Anyone with half a brain knows it's true. It's just that the truth is homophobic hate speech and must be purged, along with the speaker (unless that speaker is useful to Democrats).
Posted by: Sjg at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (gDSJf)
develop a hateful, zealous counterculture which is reflexively,
irrationally oppositional to anything in the dominant culture.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)
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The genius was for the gay marriage supporters to pretend that they just wanted to be left alone. "Give us this trifle, this small thing, and we will ask no more."
"Hah, now bake the cake!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Y'all may be morons but even you know not to kick a wild bear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WWdE1_RW0&feature=youtu.be
I love the look on the bear's face, as if to say-
"Really? Did this asshole just kick me?"
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (5ANJM)
"You learned to dance like that sarcastically"?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (Jj+59)
https://tinyurl.com/yxhwg7tk
Sad trombone for the left.''
Here's what PDT will writ in his memoirs:
Chapter 1: MSM and 'crats try to tie me to Russia
LOL
Chapter 2: MSM and 'crats try to tie me to Epstein
LOL
Chapter 3: MSM and 'crats try to tie me to campaign finance violations
LOL
Etc., etc....
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (kc0Z0)
What's NR's main gripe about Bootygig? I can't view the article.
Posted by: kallisto
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He's claiming Triumphant Former Victim status but in reality he never had to fight anything because he never took those risks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)
Ive heard rumors of that...also a bag of frozen peas or something cold on the head helps - at least in my experience
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (HQx/J)
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (jm1YL)
That role more than any other convinced me early on that John Hurt had incredible talent. A lot of people have taken a crack at playing Caligula over the years, and NOBODY has ever come close to doing what John Hurt did with it. He made him incredibly charming and repulsive and scary dangerous all at the same time - which is what the actual Caligula must have been like.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (V2Yro)
yes
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
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dummy conflates word republic in the new republic with republicans.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
Actually, I think it would help him. Then everybody can assert what a
nice young man he is-not one of "those" gays. In fact, it might be a
supporter of his who wrote it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (+0VWg)
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I don't think a discussion of the virtues of "lucky Pierre" is going to help him win over middle America.
I could be wrong, though.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)
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and of course, any real talk by a republican about gays is pure evil. I mean, don't you even watch tv?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Masterpiece Cakeshop at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (ggAgX)
Posted by: Masterpiece Cakeshop at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (Jj+59)
This gay guy has already done it with a Holocaust book review.
Posted by: barbarausa at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:51 PM (bDqIh)
that John Hurt had incredible talent. A lot of people have taken a
crack at playing Caligula over the years, and NOBODY has ever come close
to doing what John Hurt did with it. He made him incredibly charming
and repulsive and scary dangerous all at the same time - which is what
the actual Caligula must have been like.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (V2Yro)
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Agreed.
The way he could seamlessly shift from being psychotic, to friendly, to joking to psychotic was freakish. He owned it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)
I was promised lashing rains and Screaming Winds of Doom, and... it's perfectly calm and sunny outside.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:51 PM (U7voe)
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just more how some gays can be either super-based or super-counter cultural.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:51 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (Jj+59)
.........
Nobody will ever want to leave.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (ggAgX)
My wife and I joke that that is Our Song, because it was playing pretty much on a loop when we met at the E-Club at Fort Sam Houston.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (xPJvm)
Claudius". He deserved an Oscar for that performance even if it was a
TV series.
Yeah, that was creepy as fuck. One of the most disturbing and convincing performances I've ever seen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (JUUk1)
I didn't investigate the part about "lucky Pierre". I just meant the rest of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (+0VWg)
*goes back to work*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (AZxMX)
"There's nothing lucky about drawing the short straw when you and your fascist corporatist friends are deciding on who is going to pay the stable fees for that obese braying jackass Kristol."
He probably enjoys the deception and the illusion that its working.
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (P5Iey)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (ggAgX)
Posted by: steve at July 12, 2019 06:53 PM (TTy55)
I'm back from suffragette city
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my suffragette city
Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2019 06:53 PM (e8kgV)
"The story started out exciting enough, but I couldn't help but think that most people could see the ending of this one from ten years off..."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)
actually the Lucky Pierre only receives.
boy you guys just do not understand gay subculture and slang the way me, Broseidon, and garrett do
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (P5Iey)
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That's the story of my life!
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Vicious and vulnerable at the same time. Very hard for an actor to pull off. His scenes with Livia(Sian Phillips) were priceless.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:55 PM (jm1YL)
boy you guys just do not understand gay subculture and slang the way me, Broseidon, and garrett do
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PbpT7)
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Speak for yourself.
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)
Nurse, you should know by now that Insom only, and always, has your best interests at heart!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (AZxMX)
Multiples ?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PkVlr)
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If Mrs. French needs, them, yes.
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Things I learned when I read the classics in my old age.
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: NPC_LEShahan at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (tVQUs)
I'm imagining the 'fingercuffs' imagery from "Chasing Amy" - is that it?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (yL25O)
My first thought was, he lied in every word; that hoary cripple, with malicious eye Askance to watch the workings of his lie On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (ykYG2)
Multiples ?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PkVlr)
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Oh wait, were you talking about orgasms? I thought you meant partners.
I can't get her off with anything short of a power drill. That's where Paolo and his frends come in.
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Heh. "Fur trapping". That's a new one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:57 PM (JUUk1)
.........
How do you which one is a Castro Street gay?
He's the one with the pink cowboy hat and the wet spot on the BACK of his pants.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (+0VWg)
"The story started out exciting enough, but I couldn't help but think that most people could see the ending of this one from ten years off..."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (ykYG2)
...
Plus they kill off all the good characters too soon.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (yL25O)
You mean the woman who thinks that The New Republic is a Republican magazine?
Yeah, that's priceless.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: NPC_LEShahan
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the work of a middle aged fruit fly is never done. but it is easy to do.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Frothy the Snowman at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (ek8Zc)
Posted by: NPC_LEShahan at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (tVQUs)
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she thinks it's not a magazine but some guy calling himself a new republican
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (V2Yro)
Excellent point Fen.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (jm1YL)
>>boy you guys just do not understand gay subculture and slang the way me, Broseidon, and garrett do
I thought Mary Pete just wanted to teach how to chick-chick-boom chick-chick-boom ... apparently, no.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 12, 2019 07:00 PM (FlRtG)
My first thought was, he lied in every word; that hoary cripple, with malicious eye Askance to watch the workings of his lie On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby
That's, like, beautiful and shit.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 07:00 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (ggAgX)
Jeffster...grrrr
Posted by: John Casey at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (+0VWg)
Fen, I think the style-book requires the addition of "NTTATWWT" to a post like that, the Commission may have to downgrade your membership level after another such offense!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: NPC_LEShahan at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (tVQUs)
It's a close one, but I think the "What what in the Butt" post has the edge.
Posted by: Splunge at July 12, 2019 07:02 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (8lGpb)
And leave all that pounded meat?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Frankie Goes To Hollywood at July 12, 2019 07:02 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: RI Red at July 12, 2019 07:03 PM (rNVRG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 07:03 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Frothy the Snowman at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (UdKB7)
.........
Fissures?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
That would be true.
Let's talk about how the actors in "I. Claudius'' so owned their roles that the mention of their characters' names immediately brings the actors' faces to mind. Nah, probably a better topic for the Sat. Movie Thread.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 07:03 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 07:04 PM (ykYG2)
Al Pacino was all confused.
Hilarious stuff.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2019 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)
1. Is this a gay marriage of political convenience?
2. Is mayor buttplug going to bury the cigar at all hours of the day once he gets ultimate power?
3. how can a boring twink whose only been with one guy represent the gay experience
4. how open has the buttplugs' marriage been?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (gC2IV)
They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (v0R5T)
Old Senator: "But Jove, you ordered us not to order any Triumph."
Caligula: "Yes! And you took me ay my word, didn't you? Typical!"
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
And leave all that pounded meat?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:02 PM (NWiLs)
Actually speaking of meat, I just pulled my finger out between two pieces of metal and I ripped out a chunk of meat in the process...damn. and shut your whore mouth Insomniac. bleeding like a bastard. damn. Later.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (48XXE)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (TIMlg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (8lGpb)
Heatin' up the iron over here, boss!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)
Oh I'd believe it. I used to work for a large health insurance company in claims disputes. Not much I wouldn't believe.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: RI Red'
Oh look at the expert. Do your knowledge of gay subculture and slang exceeds ace's and garrett's, who are right now at the very minute immersed in the warm depths of said culture?
Posted by: Frothy the Homan at July 12, 2019 07:08 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: MarkY at July 12, 2019 07:08 PM (9F9BB)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 12, 2019 07:08 PM (RkV53)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (JUUk1)
Probably one that doesn't have a race card to use against him.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 07:09 PM (tVQUs)
It's a close one
Were you here for The London Boys?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 07:04 PM (ykYG2)
Yes, but that was not nearly as bad as the time when I Googled "London Boys live" to see what the repeated posting of that album cover really meant. I expected that that album cover was just an anomaly, like they came off really badly, but that's not who they really are. But no. The album cover was tame compared to the reality. I shudder at the memory.
Posted by: Splunge at July 12, 2019 07:09 PM (ed8K1)
I love the look on the bear's face, as if to say-
"Really? Did this asshole just kick me?"
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (5ANJM)
WTF, that bear was not doing anything but minding his own business.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 07:09 PM (iqKGi)
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 12, 2019 07:10 PM (pr9ci)
They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (PkVlr)
Million to one shot, doc!
I knew an ER doctor years ago who had quite a few stories to tell about that very thing. Almost unbelievable.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Frothy the Homan at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (8lGpb)
..........
Just throw it in the pot.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (jm1YL)
-
I think I've seen this movie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (+y/Ru)
They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays, tuned into to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of lawyers in love
Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2019 07:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (TIMlg)
So, working in an emergency room gives a person a whole new experience with the gay culture.
They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (PkVlr)
LOL, that reminds me of that Scrubs episode with the string of people coming into the ER:
"I fell on it""I fell on it""I fell on it""I was bored"
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (iqKGi)
-
I think I've seen this movie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Shep just got a cashew-sized boner.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (iqKGi)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (TIMlg)
Isn't the fagistry where he and garrett put their list for wedding gifts?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bananaDream at July 12, 2019 07:14 PM (l6b3d)
Not by a long shot.
Our Shelving and Gay Sexpert once claimed:
"You aren't gay until you suck your 6th penis".
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 07:14 PM (dpsTm)
They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at J
lol, you know, they were looking for headache remedies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 07:14 PM (HALdu)
Maybe not so much?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ
There is a certain quality to quantity I suppose?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2019 07:16 PM (pvg5V)
Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2019 07:16 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)
I dated a nurse who worked the ER and Scope Lab...
the Potato Ricer was the winner in her Hospital.
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 07:17 PM (dpsTm)
>>"You aren't gay until you suck your 6th penis".
Johnny 5.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2019 07:17 PM (K/2j/)
........
Honey, can't find my flip phone. Would you give it a ring?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: the FBI at July 12, 2019 07:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr. Slave at July 12, 2019 07:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 07:19 PM (dpsTm)
........
Honey, can't find my flip phone. Would you give it a ring?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
You laugh, but a story on "Things I Learned From My Patients" reported a guy who'd stuck a pager up his ass. The ER physician asked him its phone number, "for the records."
After which the ER staff amused themselves for hours by calling the number.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2019 07:21 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 07:21 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 07:22 PM (ek8Zc)
Funny too that they attack Buttgag for NOT doing what they attacked Milo FOR doing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 12, 2019 07:23 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (ykYG2)
I so rarely start laughing at things written . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2019 07:29 PM (pvg5V)
I believe you meant fistula.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2019 07:29 PM (q1Pj5)
God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays, tuned into to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of lawyers in love
Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2019 07:12 PM (e8kgV)
I am reliably informed that Young Doctors In Love had sex and boobies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2019 07:32 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: clutch at July 12, 2019 07:33 PM (kSnSN)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 12, 2019 07:43 PM (GBteo)
Ever have a friend who talks about the big dump he just had in the restroom? You're not interested, and a little embarrassed...for him. Mostly you just wish he'd shut up about it. Homosexuals who natter on about their homosexuality are the same thing.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 12, 2019 07:58 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2019 08:03 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: mercenary13 at July 12, 2019 08:17 PM (5f2Z8)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 12, 2019 10:12 PM (dZerm)
It's not. What it is, though, is hilarious.
Posted by: Ree at July 12, 2019 11:15 PM (TSjzP)
Do Molly?
Posted by: m at July 13, 2019 02:42 AM (5AuVV)
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