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Trump Defends Nancy Pelosi From the Racism Charge of the "Disrespectful" Alexandria Donkey-Chompers
This will make the feud even worse, as Donkey-Chompers will now allege that Nancy Pelosi has a racist attacking a Latinx Congressperson on her racist behalf.
"I think [Ocasio] Cortez is being very disrespectful to somebody who's been there a long time. I deal with Nancy Pelosi a lot and we go back and forth and it’s fine, but I think that a group of people is being very disrespectful to her and you know what? I don't think that Nancy can let that go on," Trump said before departing the White House on Friday. "She is not a racist. Okay? She is not a racist. For them to call her a racist is a disgrace."I mean, this proves Nancy Pelosi is a racist, right? That's how it works. David Duke endorsed Donald Trump, which means, somehow, that Donald Trump also endorses David Duke by the Principle of Implied Reciprocal Endorsement. This means that Nancy Pelosi must also endorse Donald Trump, and must reciprocally believe that Trump is not a racist. By the Transitive Property, this means also that Nancy Pelosi endorses David Duke. That's how the Geometry of Racism works, at least for Republicans. It's possible Trump knows this is just adding
Moron Robbie asked: Ace, why are you shy about acknowledging potential possibilities the way you accept definite facts?
I answered: you mean about conspiracy theories? well, I have a nuanced take. First of all, I am on guard against them because they are always something constructed to suit a purpose or reinforce an already-held belief. but even though they are backwards-created from an already-held belief, they are then used to justify that belief. The conspiracy theory generates the "evidence," and then the evidence is used to prove the conspiracy theory. And the already-believed idea suggest the conspiracy theory, and then the conspiracy theory is used as "independent evidence" to support the already-believed idea. This is circular logic, which is to say: Not logic. Conspiracy theories are just a form of wishcasting, a term I use instead of "forecasting." Wishcasting doesn't involve forecasting the future from evidence, but from working backwards from the worldview you'd like to see vindicated. That said, it's a blurry line where "informed speculation" shifts into "pure speculation" and then shifts into "conspiracy theory." I take the scientific view of these things. Scientists do not dismiss pure speculations. They engage in them. Pure speculations may spur experiments which yield interesting information (including the possibility that the pure speculation is actually correct). However, they are careful to always wall off their pure speculations from stuff with evidence behind it. They note it's just a pure speculation. They will freely discuss and propose pure speculations, but always with the caveat "this is a pure speculation," and they do not treat is more than an appealing hunch. I think when a pure speculation hardens into something like a dogma, and people treat it as a fact, and defend it as if it were a fact, and yet no evidence has yet been produced to support it, then I say that's a conspiracy theory or an irrational belief. But I'm a realist about conspiracy theories or these sorts of intuitions/irrational beliefs/quasi-religious revelations. EVERYONE HAS THEM. Including strict rationalists like myself. So I can't get too arrogant about them. What I'm pointing out is that there is a contingent of Fake Intellectuals who derive much of their internal/group validation from the idea that they are anti-conspiracy theories, and yet believe ALL OF THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES designed to flatter their egos and confirm their worldviews. That's... well, that's a sign of weak and feeble minds incapble of actual thought or self-reflection. Correction: Moron Robbie wasn't asking me about conspiracy theories -- he was parodying a troll trying to prove that Trump must be more involved with Epstein than Clinton. But my eyes don't permit me to see trolls, except when I choose to. FNORD.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: davo at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (sMLEE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Guy suddenly leaves.
HA HA
Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (RCnU/)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Biergood at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (uGKH7)
Haha, fvck, I was just posting that down belows. He refers to her as "Cortez," which is gonna piss her off.
He also says "I hear about this...Omar, from Minnesota."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (q177U)
Posted by: The Trumpinator at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (hjaPQ)
He also says "I hear about this...Omar, from Minnesota."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (g4qVb)
It would only be better if he literally said "who bitch dis is?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (Ct55T)
And your point is?
Posted by: Former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman at July 12, 2019 04:26 PM (u9hp4)
It's also possible he doesn't know that, and that this just all works out for him for some reason. Possibly just because if you drive your enemies crazy, they will react like crazypeople to everything you do.
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Anything to keep this fighting going.
Intentional or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:26 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 04:26 PM (p997d)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 12, 2019 04:26 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Donald Trump at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (1sNHT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (oWKp7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (n1yOz)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (81Etl)
But of course, because Trump takes a stance for her, they throw Pelosi under the bus.
So all Trump has to do is tell The Truth, and it works in his favor.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (rJ9Bq)
The extra-strength Botox will keep her reaction invisible.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (GbPPJ)
Sort of like AllahPundit.
He did one good thing - he linked to AoS many years ago, so there's that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (xJa6I)
Also cucks socks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)
And, Trump dangles Nancy a little closer to the crocodile.
Watching that old feeb try to maintain is funny enough without The Supertroll getting involved, but this makes it Even. Better.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (AzW6q)
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My God, Trump should just drive up in a tanker car, then fly by with napalm.
We deserve this.
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Avi at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (GB+79)
This tweet about Tits Cortez and Pelosi and seniority and race is.......art.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (GsU6a)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (NMAzL)
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Unpopular opinion:
I think he's still kinda funny at Hot Air (which I get through RSS feeds).
I don't do Twitter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (VyAV0)
It's like this, Squad:
You think you are Mozart.
You'll settle for Clock Boy.
You'll get Anakin Skywalker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: Caliban at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Biergood at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (uGKH7)
"Oooh!"
- - The Gorn and Anita Dunn
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (aKsyK)
Like 'Former Enron Adviser Paul Krugman', she should be Ilhan Omar Who Had Sex With Her Brother.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: vivi at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: The Trumpinator at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Caliban at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (QE8X6)
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"I also love Joe Biden. He's a good guy. Practically a Republican."
-Trump
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (VyAV0)
______
Fixed for Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (5jlG9)
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (U7voe)
Enron was a model organization until George W came and killed it.
Posted by: Former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (u9hp4)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (81Etl)
No Donny Two scoops is agreeing with them.
Nice.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (Ct55T)
Literally LMAO!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (who still literally has an ass) at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (mWtgZ)
I think he's still kinda funny at Hot Air (which I get through RSS feeds).
I don't do Twitter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (VyAV0)
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I haven't read one of his terribly written, intellectually lazy twitter content-recaps in years, but I never found him funny. And I like a poo joke as much as the next guy, but at some point you have to diversify.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (JziUy)
He is just what the Doctor ordered.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (WlX38)
Posted by: vivi at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (11H2y)
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Sure! It's a math thread! Divide your comment number by 5 and presto, there you are, in the top ten!
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (aXucN)
Trump has dealt with all types over the years and Pelosi is no different. He's very good at understanding people's innate character and he knows Pelosi isn't a racist. So he says so. It's not a sign of support. It's just a fact he's reciting.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (zFzxj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (Z+IKu)
..........
whichever ones don't hang below the belly button.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
I don't do Twitter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (VyAV0)
I avoid HA since they started the FB thing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (who still literally has an ass) at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (NMAzL)
OrangeManBad says so!
Wait. What?!
- Nancy Pelosi
I gotta buy more popcorn tonight.
Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (jhgxs)
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: The Trumpinator at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (hjaPQ)
It's that mummified thing, the early onset dementia, and the way she has to reposition her dentures at intervals.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: David Fwench at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (xJa6I)
He's Average Joe?
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (I5SAg)
It's like this, Squad:
You think you are Mozart.
You'll settle for Clock Boy.
You'll get Anakin Skywalker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (g4qVb)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Darth Boyfriend at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (RD7QR)
Because Dem of color!911!
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (O2RFr)
But you know he knows the YUGE! effect it will have.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: The Average Joe's Dodgeball Team at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (u9hp4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (zFzxj)
He's also a troll that loves to stir the pot.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (m79Dg)
Trump has dealt with all types over the years and Pelosi is no different. He's very good at understanding people's innate character and he knows Pelosi isn't a racist. So he says so. It's not a sign of support. It's just a fact he's reciting.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (VkWRL)
See my #29 above. Trump states the simple Truth, no spin needed, and it works in his favor vs. the Demunists.
It says so much about where they are.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 04:34 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
Yup in one little exchange he called out Sandy Cortez and brought notice to rag wearing Omar... A true master
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:34 PM (O2RFr)
"The storms are coming bigger. They're coming faster. And THAT'S a FACT."
Um, no stupid. You haven't had a hurricane in a few years and if Barry even becomes one, it will be a Cat 1, which is 75 mph winds. We had that here in north Texas on Wednesday.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm trying to figure out how a nobody named after a conquistador calls anyone racist.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (YslsA)
What's a conquistadoor?
Is that some new thing they have on electric cars where you plug in the charger?
Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at July 12, 2019 04:34 PM (37IEG)
Well if Allahpundit is the rumored to be Josh Barro, he has a spouse and that spouse is a man, then...
Yes, AllahPundit sucks cock by choice.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 12, 2019 04:34 PM (oWKp7)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (pPQeR)
It's not a sign of support. It's just a fact he's reciting.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (VkWRL)
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Nah. It's impossible to be in Democrat leadership and not be a racist. You have to have real contempt for minorities to treat them that way.
Trump's just feeding into a bitter struggle that is tearing the Democrats apart from within.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)
"The storms are coming bigger. They're coming faster. And THAT'S a FACT."
Um, no stupid. You haven't had a hurricane in a few years and if Barry even becomes one, it will be a Cat 1, which is 75 mph winds. We had that here in north Texas on Wednesday.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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A tropical storm is stronger than a hurricane?
Who knew?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (VyAV0)
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And it pisses off the ruling class. The truth, that is.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (RBDbV)
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (I5SAg)
It's the new medication her shrinks have her on.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (m79Dg)
Because after eight years of Obama, blacks were doing great, and now OrangeManBad has reversed the amazing works of the Historic First.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Everything is the fault of global warming and the US is responsible for it
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (rJ9Bq)
The stock market ended the week with an all-time high.
The S&P 500 3013.77
The Dow 27,332.03
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)
Indubitably.
Posted by: Former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (u9hp4)
Everything is the fault of global warming and the US is responsible for it
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)
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But...we lowered our carbon emissions after leaving the Paris Accords, and the rest of the signatories have increased their carbon emissions!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (VyAV0)
New Orleans is basically Chicago with a better red light district. No surprise that they elect leftist imbeciles.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)
She basically ended her statement with that.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
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Most Wednesdays, in fact. At least in the Spring.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (YslsA)
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Wouldn't faster be better? Its the storms that linger that cause the most damage.
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (sX1BW)
A tropical storm is stronger than a hurricane?
Who knew?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (VyAV0)
Yeah, it's a new thing NOAA and NASA are doing with old data - they're reducing the rating on Hurricanes before 2015 to make the new ones appear to trend more powerful.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (37IEG)
Here in cajun country they're maxed out to eleventy-apocalyptic mode like it's the end of the world.
Hey, it's a freaking STORM, mk? Rain and stuff.
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: theloniou$m0nk at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (h0DiF)
Transitive Property! Geometry! Whoopeeeee, a math thread!!!!
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (aXucN)
we're talking Donks right? So its Trannietive.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (pPQeR)
It's not dumb luck. Trump has an ability to "read the room" and adjust his behavior accordingly. I think he likes chaos because it gives him options, and because it so often causes people to reveal their true thoughts/feelings/selves to him.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ycWCI)
The stock market ended the week with an all-time high.
The S&P 500 3013.77
The Dow 27,332.03
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)
You're welcome, you're welcome. Have you met my boyfriend, Mr. Branson?
Posted by: Barack "Also Fiercely Het" Obama at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (VyAV0)
I wouldn't mind seeing Looter Guy make a reappearance.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
Pizarro?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (v0R5T)
Having Trump defend you makes you Just Like Hitler. Worse really.
Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (MxEKc)
Nancy Pelosi=Eva Braun
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)
She basically ended her statement with that.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
******
well, Had to vote for someone else Chocolate Ray Nagin is indisposed
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (BqBId)
Hey, it's a freaking STORM, mk? Rain and stuff.
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (2GPSc)
I read somewhere that the rain hasn't really started yet and NO is already flooded.
Build your city on the coast below sea level and gee....I wonder what happens.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (rJ9Bq)
Only President to look like he's getting younger while in office.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: the dandy at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (bR08X)
Yes, AllahPundit sucks cock by choice.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 12, 2019 04:34 PM (oWKp7)
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AP is in his forties. Josh Barro is too young.
I'm going with Chelsea Handler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Sponge
I thought Obama was a Cat 6?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)
She basically ended her statement with that.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
******
well, Had to vote for someone else Chocolate Ray Nagin is indisposed
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (BqBId)
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"I'm just glad that my mayor is looking out for me and basic functions of the city government."
-New Orleans voter who will vote Democrat for 50 years no matter what
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (VyAV0)
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Wouldn't faster be better? Its the storms that linger that cause the most damage.
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (sX1BW)
Maybe the storms just want to cuddle.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (sX1BW)
Exactly. That last Texas hurricane was so devastating because it stalled and came to land slowly and brought much more flooding as a result.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (ujg0T)
This isn't Troll Level 1000, this is Beat the Game level.
Not only is Ace's insightful Racism Geometry in play here, but this will trigger Media's Oppositional Defiant Disorder and they will have to talk about how Nancy Pelosi is, indeed racist.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (6mPBH)
Trump is not that cynical. He's a realist and simply calls it how he sees it. He's more of a person that would say "look, you're wrong on the arguments and the truth will bear that out, and I'm gonna mock you if you keep pushing it". But he will only call out peoples character if it's a demonstrable truth.
Pelosi is a lot of things. But she's not a racist.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (VkWRL)
"Streaming online pornography produces as much CO2 as Belgium"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (CQ3Qb)
It's filler. Means jack shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (HDCbD)
It's only fair.
Of course, she'll sidestep it by saying that Trump isn't a racist--personally--but that his supporters are.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 04:40 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
I know! By fighting global warming. Because we all know the climate crisis affects communities of color disproportionately. And that is what families immersed in crime, bad schools and economic devastation think about ALL the time. The climate crisis that is destroying their neighborhood.
Please go there Kamala.
Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2019 04:40 PM (MxEKc)
But but, Jim Cantore, ya''ll!
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:40 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 12, 2019 04:40 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:40 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (zFzxj)
Wouldn't faster be better? Its the storms that linger that cause the most damage.
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 04:36 PM (sX1BW)
Exactly. That last Texas hurricane was so devastating because it
stalled and came to land slowly and brought much more flooding as a
result.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (ujg0T)
Now you guys are using sciency stuff and dealing with real reality.
Just stop.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (8lGpb)
Oh, he knows. He's now playing with his food.
He could also be Foghorn Leghorn throwing a mouse in the chicken coop because he got bored paddling the dog.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (6eEQ+)
devastating because it stalled and came to land slowly and brought much
more flooding as a result.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (ujg0T)
I just got out of a weather service briefing and they're telling us 15-20" of rain by Sunday.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (CQ3Qb)
-New Orleans voter who will vote Democrat for 50 years no matter what
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
When the city spends the money removing civil war statues instead of upgrading pumps....
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (HDCbD)
I guess that billion dollar gigantic pump station was a waste of money.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (zFzxj)
Imma bet there is no billion dollar gigantic pump station. There was billion dollars spent however.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (m79Dg)
He was a cocksucker. Still is.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (CQ3Qb)
Clearly, we must eliminate Belgium to lower global CO2 levels.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:42 PM (U7voe)
So this Barry storm...is it cock curious?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (8lGpb)
It's sashaying in the Gulf right now.
If we get a Hurricane Michelle, then I'll get worried.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2019 04:42 PM (I2/tG)
On the other hand,
"If your enemy has a bad temper, irritate him." - Sun Tzu
Posted by: Agent Cooper at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: Sponge
So basically a mediocrity as far as hurricanes go.
He could only wish to hit the level of mediocrity as president.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (n1yOz)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (JUOKG)
/glad I am not in NOLA though
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (2GPSc)
Open.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (VkWRL)
On the other hand,
"If your enemy has a bad temper, irritate him." - Sun Tzu
Posted by: Agent Cooper at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (iAwUQ)
===========
"Send more men."
-Grant, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (VyAV0)
Barry is a tropical storm, and mostly a rain-maker. If it even becomes a
hurricane, the biggest worry is the amount of storm surge up the
already close to flood stage Mississippi.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
Worse. The Mississippi River has been so high that the spillways that drain it into Lake Pontchartrain have been open for months already (the longest they've been open in history). So the lake is also overflowing. And now there's going to be a 3-4' storm surge and 15-20" of rain in the next two days.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)
Just stop.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG)
yeah, but it will get around to boobies soon enough.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (C1Lsn)
If Trump was smart, he'd supporrt the $15/hr min wage bill, just to piss off the Chamber of Commerce.
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (neSZe)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (8lGpb)
Here in cajun country they're maxed out to eleventy-apocalyptic mode like it's the end of the world.
Hey, it's a freaking STORM, mk? Rain and stuff.
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:37 PM (2GPSc)
You don't have the appropriate attitude for climatic catastrophes. Re-education camp for you!--Spokesxir for the New Green Deal.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (m79Dg)
the spillways that drain it into Lake Pontchartrain have been open for
months already (the longest they've been open in history). So the lake
is also overflowing. And now there's going to be a 3-4' storm surge and
15-20" of rain in the next two days.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (CQ3Qb)
Prayers for ya'll. I've been reading Joe Bastardi's twitter. It's not comforting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)
"Streaming online pornography produces as much CO2 as Belgium"
****
First, they came for my porn, and I said, "Oh HELL no."
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (6mPBH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (neSZe)
@ChadPergram
Dem IL Rep Chuy Garcia to fmr ICE Dir Homan. Garcia says Homan didn't care "because the children don't look like children that are around you?" Homan: "Your comments are disgusting..for you to sit here & insult me..you're the member of Congress. Fix it!"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
All Epstein can do for the Left is make unsubstantiated claims, just like Blasey-Ford and the one claiming rape in her recent book.
Posted by: delbag at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (gJAok)
-Grant, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (VyAV0)
"Get there fastest with the most men." - Bedford Forrest
Posted by: Agent Cooper at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (Ct55T)
Literally LMAO!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess (who still literally has an ass) at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (NMAzL)
Miley! I'm LMAO too!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (m79Dg)
He was a cocksucker. Still is.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)
So he sucked. He didn't blow.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (n1yOz)
9th Circuit rules in favor of Trump admin in 'sanctuary city' case
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Friday ruled in favor of the Trump administration's efforts to prioritize federal dollars for local policing to towns and cities that complied with certain immigration policies.
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:46 PM (JUUk1)
@ChadPergram
Dem IL Rep Chuy Garcia to fmr ICE Dir Homan. Garcia says Homan didn't care "because the children don't look like children that are around you?" Homan: "Your comments are disgusting..for you to sit here & insult me..you're the member of Congress. Fix it!"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (BqBId)
The race card. IT'S ALL THEY HAVE.
I am getting very excited for 2020. They're a one trick pony and the pony is dying.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (m79Dg)
Ha! Cajuns are generally sensible people.
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:46 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:46 PM (m79Dg)
Hey Brian, I'm down the road west of you by a hundred miles. Here
they're saying up to 25". They keep upping it. Meh, it's gonna rain a
Whole Bunch.
/glad I am not in NOLA though
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (2GPSc)
I'm not technically in NO either, left about 10 years ago. About 30 mins away.
This was never going to be a wind damage event. Always about the water.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:46 PM (CQ3Qb)
I cannot stand watching one-on-one interviews, but that's probably because I never liked Larry King.
Somehow this series from Epoch Times, "American Thought Leaders," manages to capture and hold my attention (at 1.5x or 1.75x speed, depending on how fast the guest talks).
https://youtu.be/G0lhrzWtWMc
Posted by: sunflower at July 12, 2019 04:47 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:47 PM (zFzxj)
If we get a Hurricane Michelle, then I'll get worried.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
it will be faaabulous!
Posted by: Hurricane Barry at July 12, 2019 04:47 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (m79Dg)
He was a cocksucker. Still is.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)
So he sucked. He didn't blow.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (n1yOz)
Well then, he was a Cat -6.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:47 PM (m79Dg)
Best scene ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:46 PM (JUUk1)
This is about me, isn't it.....
Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 12, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (m79Dg)
CNN didn't help when they reported mandatory evacuations for certain Parishes about 4 hours ago. They completely made that up.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:48 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at July 12, 2019 04:48 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2019 04:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (neSZe)
And then octuple the penalties for hiring illegal aliens to stick it to them extra.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 04:49 PM (J+mig)
If we get a Hurricane Michelle, then I'll get worried.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
That'll give the Gulf Coast a real lickin!
Posted by: Hurricane Barry at July 12, 2019 04:49 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: baldilocks at July 12, 2019 04:49 PM (SIP8o)
I'm on what passes for high ground in this AO, so I'm not too worried about anything but power.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:49 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 04:49 PM (KP5rU)
Good for him! Somebody needs to stand up to these Congresscritters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:50 PM (+0VWg)
@ChadPergram
Dem IL Rep Chuy Garcia to fmr ICE Dir Homan. Garcia says Homan didn't care "because the children don't look like children that are around you?" Homan: "Your comments are disgusting..for you to sit here & insult me..you're the member of Congress. Fix it!"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (BqBId)
That's such a trite meme--"People that don't look like you" and it was a favorite of Barry.
Even if there are situations where discrimination comes into play, there's a lot more involved than just because people "don't look like you."
Being afraid to drive into a black neighborhood in any urban city after the sun goes down doesn't make you racist. It has nothing to do what the people "look" like.
Same with hordes of poor, uneducated, illiterate peasants massing on your border.
It's not what they "look like" that's threatening.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)
WOO-HOO!
I just got the new hayesgoldberg2019@gmail.com exciting-new-venture-newsletter from the guy who can't afford pants.
He's very upset, and in fine form, today. It's titled "The Trumpian Flood"
A taste:
"I think we can't go back to the way it was. Too many people and institutions chose to float with the tide rather than grab sandbags and fight the onrush. Too many owe their credentials to the fact that they served bravely in the meme wars. Too many have changed their minds about the free market, free trade, and free speech to suddenly start extoling Reagan and Lincoln as if Trump never happened.
I don't want to go apocalyptic because I sincerely believe things will eventually get better. But Yeats' lines do come to mind,
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity
Not too long ago, Paul Ryan won the Churchill award at the Claremont Institute's annual Churchill dinner. This year, I am reliably informed, his image was greeted with boos when it appeared on the big screen. Tim Alberta's important new book recounts how Paul, a man I am still happy to say I admire and consider a friend, retired rather than fight the flood. He's been excoriated by many for it and in honesty some of that is deserved. But at least he recognized the rising waters for what they were and decided to retreat to higher, drier, ground rather than just go with the flow.
I have more respect for that than for the Kent Brockmans who, at the first glimpse of giant ants, welcomed our new insect overlords."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
In other words, effectively nothing.
China puts out more CO2 than the United States and the European Union combined.
Under the Paris accords, China has to start vaguely thinking about reducing its CO2 output in 2030.
The enviros don't like to dwell on this, because the idea, for example, that Oregon has to wreck its economy with a carbon "tax", which will not make the slightest difference in global temperatures, isn't a good selling point unless you ignore China.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (I2/tG)
THIS IS FALSE.
BRAUNSCHWEIGER IS THE COLOR OF NANCY PELOSI'S FACE.
Posted by: THE TRUTH DETECTOR at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (q177U)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG)
yeah, but it will get around to boobies soon enough.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:43 PM (8lGpb)
Damn! It's like you have a crystal ball! Who's going to be the Democratic Presidential candidate in 2020?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: one of the quite ones
Cajuns been riding out storms for 300 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: baldilocks at July 12, 2019 04:49 PM (SIP8o)
Wouldn't it be something if after all of the hullabaloo, it turned into an intraparty affair, and we could just all set here with bags of popcorn going "shouldn't somebody stop them eventually?"
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:38 PM (+0VWg)
I have a friend whose parents fled Castro's Cuba, same thing he says he's American with a Cuban background, not as a Latino!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (6vJUd)
Posted by: Biergood at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (uGKH7)
"Oooh!"
- - The Gorn and Anita Dunn
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)
So those two finally tied the knot? I haven't kept up on social news.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2019 04:52 PM (sy5kK)
Not much left available in Lafayette as of 7 am this morning. The shelves were looking bare at Walmart.
I heard the Pig in Cecelia was crazy town.
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:52 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
And then octuple the penalties for hiring illegal aliens to stick it to them extra.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est
Nice idea.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 04:52 PM (neSZe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:46 PM (JUUk1)
---------
LOL. I remember.
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 04:52 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (6vJUd)
With AOC's 34D chest....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (NFEMn)
@ChadPergram
Dem IL Rep Chuy Garcia to fmr ICE Dir Homan. Garcia says Homan didn't care "because the children don't look like children that are around you?" Homan: "Your comments are disgusting..for you to sit here & insult me..you're the member of Congress. Fix it!"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (BqBId)
Good! Through it back in their faces.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (HDCbD)
Maybe that explains why there's so few of them left.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (xfb67)
Machetes at 30 paces.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (37IEG)
If this war was going on within the GOP #FakeNews would be having a field day with it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (2GPSc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:46 PM (JUUk1)
that was far out man.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (8lGpb)
It's like this, Squad:
You think you are Mozart.
You'll settle for Clock Boy.
You'll get Anakin Skywalker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (g4qVb)
This too, is my story.
Posted by: Barky McJug Ears at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (sy5kK)
Oh, he knows. He's now playing with his food.
He could also be Foghorn Leghorn throwing a mouse in the chicken coop because he got bored paddling the dog.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (6eEQ+)
Reminds me of our farm cat.
She locates prey. Watches it for a sign of weakness. Pounces. Plays with it.
Plays with it some more.
Bites the head off and eats it.
Enjoys the rest at her leisure.
Posted by: Flyover at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: dagny at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (nRWPy)
Great read Ace!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (cyuo5)
Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (zFzxj)
Wow, a gmail address? Looks like J. Jonah Goldberg and Ms. Hayes really spared no expense to churn out a book review for their tens of readers.
A real smash hit they've got on their hands. Yes indeedy!
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 04:55 PM (6mPBH)
I pray for Louisiana but I hope the weather forecasters are correct
about the path and it bypasses Houston. We've had enough flooding this
past decade.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (zFzxj)
If only Bush still had control of the weather machine.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:55 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 12, 2019 04:55 PM (L9T8R)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)
LMAO. yeah just like that!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:55 PM (8lGpb)
I'm on what passes for high ground in this AO, so I'm not too worried about anything but power.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:49 PM (U7voe)
So glad you are on higher ground, and stay safe, but make sure you have extra Valu-rite. It's the Moron thing to do.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2019 04:55 PM (sy5kK)
The cajun navy has already mobilized, with meeting places and times set up. They're ready to go, as always.
No doubt there's going to be some serious flooding.
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 12, 2019 04:55 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 12, 2019 04:56 PM (xj2l7)
the majority of voters in the party have wrested control from the tiny
coterie of rich socially-liberal corporatists who used to dupe it/rule
it
fixed.
Posted by: mikeyG at July 12, 2019 04:56 PM (+GGgx)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2019 04:56 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 12, 2019 04:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (n1yOz)
I think he did blow and then he sucked. Reverse order.
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 04:56 PM (q177U)
Posted by: dagny at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (nRWPy)
..........
I knew it! Now it's all making sense.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 04:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:55 PM (37IEG)
Wait I know a guy.
JJ what can you do about this?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 04:57 PM (aS1PU)
AP's chirpiness grates after a while, and Ed's got as many 'other hands' as Vishnu.
It's not as bad as RedState was in its Susan Wright Nevertrump-Drooling days, but it's just kinda...meh.
I check their headlines (which is of course nugatory compared to JJ), but I don't necessarily read much of their content.
Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2019 04:57 PM (8erNz)
A real smash hit they've got on their hands. Yes indeedy!
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 04:55 PM (6mPBH)
------
Google Domains will register you for for $13/yr.
You know what costs more than $13?
That's right... pants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (6eEQ+)
I love that analogy - I can see Trump doing exactly that!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (6vJUd)
With AOC's 34D chest....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (NFEMn)
Bouncy, bouncy....
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (q177U)
"Streaming online pornography produces as much CO2 as Belgium"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 04:39 PM (CQ3Qb)
So to keep our pron, we have to get rid of Belgium?
Is that like a carbon offset?
Sounds like a fair trade to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 04:59 PM (5jlG9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (r+sAi)
Now we need some other Federal agency to slap them with fines.
Fine them to bankruptcy.
That might disturb some, but I'm fine.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 04:59 PM (J+mig)
And then octuple the penalties for hiring illegal aliens to stick it to them extra.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est
=====
Speaking of which, are we going to have a thread on Sunday when the ICE raids start? HAHA, I'm watching a CNN panel and whatsherbleach is admitting that the targets have all been through due process and flouted the results, which unfortunately "resonates with voters."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 04:59 PM (g4qVb)
The good ones don't sap my vital bodily fluids
Posted by: Ripper! at July 12, 2019 04:59 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:59 PM (8lGpb)
So to keep our pron, we have to get rid of Belgium?
Is that like a carbon offset?
Sounds like a fair trade to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (sy5kK)
Well that Swallwell fellow was hankering to use some nukes.
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:00 PM (p997d)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:41 PM (6eEQ+)
I love that analogy - I can see Trump doing exactly that!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Boy--I say, BOY!--go fetch the racism!
Posted by: Trumphorn Leghorn at July 12, 2019 05:00 PM (RD7QR)
You're absolutely right, Jonah - but not in the way you mentioned. You're not ever going to get your cruises, speaking gigs, consulting gigs, and deferential treatment back again.
Hilarious that he thinks that he can read us out of polite society.
And people booed Paul Ryan - that open-borders, Chamber of Commerce boot-licking, cuck. The nerve of these peasants! How dare they boo their social betters!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2019 05:00 PM (I2/tG)
.........
I'll bring the mayo.
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at July 12, 2019 05:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 05:00 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at July 12, 2019 04:51 PM (6vJUd)
With AOC's 34D chest....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 04:53 PM (NFEMn)
I'd rather see him dipping her naked body in tempura paint and dragging her around on a canvas.
Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2019 05:01 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 05:01 PM (n1yOz)
Posted by: Trumphorn Leghorn at July 12, 2019 05:00 PM (RD7QR)"
Can't
Stop
Laughing
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 05:01 PM (6mPBH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (r+sAi)
Can they appeal? If so then they'll try to drag it out past election year.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 12, 2019 05:01 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:02 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est
This, sadly, never works. Businesses hate this and put too much pressure on politicians at local meetings. Everytime a rep goes home to raise money he is surrounded car dealers and contractors complaining how they can't find good people.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 12, 2019 05:03 PM (LWu6U)
Can they appeal? If so then they'll try to drag it out past election year.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 12, 2019 05:01 PM (RD7QR)
I think that'll end up helping Trump during the campaign
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:03 PM (TAmPV)
Wow. That is everything I'd expect from those two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:54 PM (zFzxj)
I was born in Houston and was there for 3 years in Pharmacy School. I remember the saying, "If Texas is an animal, Houston is the asshole." Floods are just God's way of douching.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 12, 2019 05:03 PM (m79Dg)
I didn't know much about it except for the Charlie Daniels song and some people around here claiming that the Birchers were smeared. I appreciate the background.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:03 PM (fuK7c)
People kept going to Pedo Island because they had heard the blackmail rumors and wanted to see if they were true.
Posted by: Billy Cole at July 12, 2019 04:56 PM (xj2l7)
Actually - do you think anyone who'd been blackmailed was going to say "That bastard Epstein is blackmailing me!"
How about instead 'Jeff" says "you need to bring some folks with you next time or I'll be forced to release these photos of you and the donkey".Think anyone is going to tell Jeff to fluck off?
Misery loves company. I bet blackmailing rich idiots who can't keep it in their pants works like that.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:03 PM (37IEG)
@ChadPergram
Dem IL Rep Chuy Garcia to fmr ICE Dir Homan. Garcia says Homan didn't care "because the children don't look like children that are around you?" Homan: "Your comments are disgusting..for you to sit here & insult me..you're the member of Congress. Fix it!"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:45 PM (BqBId)
I would consider it an honor to buy Tom Homan a beer. Guy is a true American.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2019 05:03 PM (sy5kK)
And we get to take out the EU bureaucracy at the same time.
Win-win!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2019 05:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Allapudit at July 12, 2019 05:04 PM (2cuLk)
Allahpundit, French, Johnny Goldberf , Lick Rilson and the rest are basically the cowardly Nevertrump Elitist Shithead New John Burch Society.
They will end their days wearing wizard robes and funny hats, muttering Trump-hate spells and holding secret meetings in the banquet room of the Golden Corral off of Hwy 5.
Posted by: mikeyG at July 12, 2019 05:04 PM (+GGgx)
Posted by: CN at July 12, 2019 05:04 PM (U7k5w)
-yeah, so?
you're getting to be super racist!
-yeah, so?
trump is like hitler on steroids after going to evil camp!
-yeah, so?
I'm so mad, I'm gonna take a swing at you!
-yeah, so?
lolgf
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:06 PM (JziUy)
I do not!
It's more of an uncontrollable urge.
Posted by: Allapudit at July 12, 2019 05:04 PM (2cuLk)
In that case I apologize for all those hotdog memes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 05:07 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2019 05:07 PM (VNmG1)
oh, but then the evil builders, paving over america would lose out on some cash
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:07 PM (JziUy)
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"The only true Christian living, David French, appears to me in visions and whispers sweet somethings -- including answers to questions like that -- in my ear." -- AllahPundit AKA Queer Anon
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 05:07 PM (5jlG9)
So no redheads
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (q177U)
And also no soul.
What I want from a sexbot does not require that upgrade
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 05:08 PM (xJa6I)
Just saw this on the twatters. DHS Secretary McAleenan is under fed investigation for leaking confidential government information. Good.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2019 05:07 PM (VNmG1)
Things have really started to happen after the Mueller face plant.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:08 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2019 05:09 PM (FTPVM)
oh, but then the evil builders, paving over america would lose out on some cash
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:07 PM (JziUy)
They should sue the living fluck out the city/county engineers, and the city county, for approving buildings in those places.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:09 PM (37IEG)
Because you're an open borders anti-Christian lunatic who's upset that the majority of voters in the party have wrested control from the tiny coterie of rich socially-liberal corporatists who used to dupe it/rule it?
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whoa. yeah. That's basically the battleline.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:09 PM (JziUy)
I've known her all these years.
Nancy's alright
Chuckie's alright
They just seem a little weird
Surrender
Surrender
Or they'll give it all away...
Posted by: annem at July 12, 2019 05:09 PM (Fm81C)
Just saw this on the twatters. DHS Secretary McAleenan is under fed
investigation for leaking confidential government information. Good.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 12, 2019 05:07 PM (VNmG1)
Whaaat? they're going to get McCleanex?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)
People that want sexbots to have souls, and people who do not want sexbots to have souls.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (3/f2v)
When we get back into power, we'll repeal Obamacare! We'll build a wall! Truly! Trust us!
Think about it - Trump's now appointed a quarter of the US district court judges. Jonah would have been much happier if Hillary had gotten to appoint a quarter of the US district court judges.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (I2/tG)
People that want sexbots to have souls, and people who do not want sexbots to have souls.
Can you traded in the soul for bigger boobs?
Posted by: mikeyG at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (+GGgx)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2019 05:12 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 12, 2019 05:12 PM (RuIsu)
Don't play with me by telling me you're investigating corrupt government senior officials...
Tell when their trial starts, just like you would do to a peon government employee like me for the same charge!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 05:12 PM (AZxMX)
You can only get the souless sexbots in Ginger.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:12 PM (TAmPV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9itWsqzFMVo
It's not really a conspiracy. There's not really one thing or event that happened. Rather it's evidence that the Democratic party is filled with creeps and pedophiles.
This is how Democrats stay ahead of the news cycles. We point ans say: "wow, why do you hang out with all those sick perverts?" And the Democrats say: "Hahaha, another Alt-right conspiracy!"
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 05:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2019 05:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Eric Holder at July 12, 2019 05:15 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2019 05:15 PM (veoSD)
https://tinyurl.com/y2lalb8w
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (H8QX8)
Trump-hate spells and holding secret meetings in the banquet room of the
Golden Corral off of Hwy 5."
Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
Posted by: J. Jonah Goldberg with his lightning wand lodged in his colon at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (6mPBH)
People that want sexbots to have souls, and people who do not want sexbots to have souls.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (tH5fk)
What about those who are confused and uncertain as to what this is about?
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (p997d)
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the only way to fix whitey's raycism is to import about a billion non whites to america and give them all affirmative action, front of the line privileges.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (JziUy)
We seem to be treading near the precipice of math here.
Let's just take a couple of steps back, and think about what we're doing.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (vkS2Z)
DHS Secretary McAleenan is under fed investigation for leaking confidential government information. Good.
Posted by: Old Blue
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Wait, what? How long has the dude been in office? Does anyone know anything about him anyway? And who do we want in there? Is there anyone good out there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: Psmiddy at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (g+ebj)
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Mr Magoo can barely tie his shoes.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (xSo9G)
So no redheads
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (q177U)
And also no soul.
What I want from a sexbot does not require that upgrade
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 05:08 PM (xJa6I)
I thought sex bots wouldn't be a thing until they were made to be self-cleaning.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (zFzxj)
Posted by: AllahCuntdit at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (AgquG)
That's not her name. Her mother's name was Cortez. Her father's name is Ocasio, which is her name.
She is Sandy Ocasio.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (81Etl)
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (p997d)
There's an app for that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (8lGpb)
https://tinyurl.com/y2lalb8w
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (H8QX
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I think we all realized it but it's nice to get confirmation.
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: National Review at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (I2/tG)
Now I've got to rethink my earlier theory of Ace actually being most of
the morons on this site. I bet Ace is AllahP and JonahG and maybe even
Rachel Madow.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 05:16 PM (vkS2Z)
No no - look at the stuff I write - Ace could not possibly be this stupid.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (37IEG)
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this is payback for the ICE raid leaks?
it's weird, shouldn't GOP prosecutors wait 5 years to do anything?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:18 PM (JziUy)
First you take two enemies of yours, who are having a spat. You side with one and take their side against the other. ie, 'Pelosi is no racist'.
Then just sit back and watch the two enemies tear each other apart. Other enemies are draw into the fray, and there all calling each other racists.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 12, 2019 05:18 PM (14qvS)
I thought sex bots wouldn't be a thing until they were made to be self-cleaning.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 05:17 PM (zFzxj)
Shit you think that'd stop most people?
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:18 PM (p997d)
I don't think Lincoln was sad that the Whig party collapsed.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2019 05:18 PM (NUGP3)
Mayors of Atlanta and Miami are telling MSNBC about their plans to fight the deportation raids. Idiot Atlanta mayor says her 11-year-old son asked her fearfully if he was born in America.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 05:18 PM (g4qVb)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2019 05:18 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 05:18 PM (g4qVb)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (81Etl)
this is true
she just kind of demo-monkeyed with it for "optics" and fake multiculti cred
as is their wont
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: clutch cargo
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Could you quantify 'couple' and 'steps'? I'm uncertain as to the count and mensuration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (xSo9G)
Trump partied with Epstein a lot
Including at least once"calendar girl arty" with 24 girls and only Epstein and Trump
You aren't shy about accepting Clinton was doing bad with Epstein but can't accept that possibility with Trump ??
Posted by: Kurt at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (7+TJj)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (84LPL)
Your move, Nance. Embrace what you claimed, or get pushed aside.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (KXWvn)
That's not her name. Her mother's name was Cortez. Her father's name is Ocasio, which is her name.
So the man gets top billing?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:20 PM (37IEG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9itWsqzFMVo
....................
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 05:12 PM (q177U)
That link takes me to a page with a bunch of unrelated videos except one Pizzagate related video in Spanish.
Conspiracy?
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 12, 2019 05:20 PM (sLicW)
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probably not, kid.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:20 PM (JziUy)
Gotta love Don Trump, he knows exactly where to place the ball.
Ol' Big Titty Toothy will be all angry tonight!
LOL
Gary Bababooey looks at those Chiclets and says, BOFF, SHE HAS SOME BIG AFF TEEFFUSES.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 12, 2019 05:20 PM (T+ZG/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:21 PM (KXWvn)
Idiot Atlanta mayor says her 11-year-old son asked her fearfully if he was born in America.
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probably not, kid.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:20 PM (JziUy)
did the kid go on to ask who his father was?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:21 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 05:18 PM (g4qVb)
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Should of said "No, now eat your peas or else I call ICE."
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 05:21 PM (G0vdT)
So the man gets top billing?
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either way, it's grandfather's name.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:21 PM (JziUy)
You know what costs more than $13?
That's right... pants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:58 PM (AzW6q)
I'm amazed that a Moron would know the price of pants, considering that none of us wear the damned things...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2019 05:21 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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'Mensuration' ?!
Misogyny! You pig.
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (RBOtF)
either way, it's grandfather's name.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:21 PM (JziUy)
Holy Shit! It's worse than the Patriarchy! It's the GRAND Patriarchy!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (37IEG)
Her mother's name was Cortez. Her father's name is Ocasio, which is her name.
So the man gets top billing?
Posted by: DamnedYankee
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No, they go in alphabetical order!
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (g4qVb)
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probably not, kid.
Posted by: Keto not Beto
We're coming for you kid!
--ICE
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (TdMsT)
That's right... pants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Doood...Goodwill.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:23 PM (xSo9G)
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The best f*cking nation in the world, junior. It's why toilet drinkers drown their kids trying to wade over here.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:23 PM (KXWvn)
Last year Eldest Daughter was visiting him in South Africa, and she sent me a picture of her engagement ring he'd just given her.
Next day he had to go into SA immigration office to get his passport renewed, which had recently expired.
Turns out that since his mother was a South African but his father was Belgian, even though he'd lived his entire life in SA and even owned a business there, according to SA Law, he was a Belgian staying in SA without "proper paperwork."
As soon as the lady at the SA immigration office made this determination, cops were called and my now-son-in-law was immediately taken to the airport and put on a plane for Belgium.
Lost his business in SA, is now in the US and just married Eldest Daughter in December and now has his US green card.
Now THAT is an immigration system.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2019 05:23 PM (NoKAc)
Back then, his biggest ambitions seemed to be getting himself a tv "analyst" job and marrying Meghan McCain.
More than 10 years have passed and he's further away from either than before. Yet he still thinks he has a chance.
There's persistence and there's delusions someone refuses to let go of.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 12, 2019 05:23 PM (qAR6u)
Trump wants to know who visited Epstein's Island.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (RBOtF)
*Each Dem points to the guy next to him*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:23 PM (8lGpb)
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All American citizens should paint their door with lambs Blood so the ICE angel will bypass them.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 05:23 PM (zFzxj)
Was there ever a Clinton conspiracy that Ace didn't write about ?
Benghazi
Pizzagate
Vince Foster
Seth Rich
??????
Mr Pot meet Mr Kettle
Posted by: Kurt at July 12, 2019 05:23 PM (7+TJj)
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these are the same liberals telling their kids to be careful around cops because you never know when a rayciss cop is going to turn into a random murder machine.
Black Crime Matters, fuckers.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:24 PM (JziUy)
I call flat out lie here.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:24 PM (rw1l7)
she just kind of demo-monkeyed with it for "optics" and fake multiculti cred
as is their wont
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2019 05:19 PM (Rarvo)
Sandy confuses people because the feminists like to faken their names with their own maiden name first - "Shrillary Rodham Clinton" - while the spanish types make a mess of it by putting their mother's maiden name last.
But, in the end, only the father's name continues ... except of course, for some brave Spaniards who like to test out the theory of exponential growth by carrying every single name with them for a few generations until they finally realize how dumb it is and quietly stop.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:24 PM (81Etl)
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I'm pretty sure that's proof of his raping airplanes or whatever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:24 PM (KXWvn)
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redundant. it'd be easier just to point out when a lib says the truth.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 05:24 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 05:24 PM (zFzxj)
********
Kurty !!!Mommy should have swallowed you
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 05:24 PM (BqBId)
"I think we can't go back to the way it was. Too many people and institutions chose to float with the tide rather than grab sandbags and fight the onrush. Too many owe their credentials to the fact that they served bravely in the meme wars. Too many have changed their minds about the free market, free trade, and free speech to suddenly start extoling Reagan and Lincoln as if Trump never happened.
I don't want to go apocalyptic because I sincerely believe things will eventually get better. But Yeats' lines do come to mind,
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity
Not too long ago, Paul Ryan won the Churchill award at the Claremont Institute's annual Churchill dinner. This year, I am reliably informed, his image was greeted with boos when it appeared on the big screen. Tim Alberta's important new book recounts how Paul, a man I am still happy to say I admire and consider a friend, retired rather than fight the flood. He's been excoriated by many for it and in honesty some of that is deserved. But at least he recognized the rising waters for what they were and decided to retreat to higher, drier, ground rather than just go with the flow.
I have more respect for that than for the Kent Brockmans who, at the first glimpse of giant ants, welcomed our new insect overlords."
Posted by: ace, writing his very own original material with a bonus very topical Simpsons reference from 1997 at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)
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Maybe he thinks 'Keisha' doesn't sound like an American name?
At any rate, I expect her answer would be, "It doesn't matter honey, you're here now and that's just as good."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Shep! at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (8lGpb)
... except of course, for some brave Spaniards who like to test out the
theory of exponential growth by carrying every single name with them for
a few generations until they finally realize how dumb it is and quietly
stop.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:24 PM (81Etl)
Our hero here in Texas -
Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (KXWvn)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (TAmPV)
I call flat out lie here.
Posted by: Lily
Yeah. I'll take "What Didn't Happen" for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (AZxMX)
... Less busy than a Sunday afternoon. They were only short on three things: Eggs, bread and canned tuna. Heaps of everything else.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (zFzxj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
So after getting called out and curbstomped by Teh Ewok for lifting shit from AoS, Jonah's stealing memes from Insty now.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:26 PM (neSZe)
I think Obama asked his mother the same question.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (zFzxj)
To be fair, he heard "who's you daddy" a lot in the bath houses.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:26 PM (37IEG)
There's a third. People who have no interest in a sexbot and find the whole idea creepy..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:26 PM (+0VWg)
That is all.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (RBOtF)
*Each Dem points to the guy next to him*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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More like the moment when they all raised their hands at the last 'Debate', after survey the rest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (KqfAM)
Here's a conspiracy for you about Belgium. It doesn't exist:
https://zapatopi.net/belgium/
I told my brother about this years ago after a friend of his took a tour at SHAPE HQ. He asked, "What? So it's like Brigadoon?"
I said, "Yeah, except it's always not there."
Posted by: sunflower at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (tH5fk)
There's a third. People who have no interest in a sexbot and find the whole idea creepy..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:26 PM (+0VWg)
Yeah, I mean, what happens when you're old and she gets tired of you and starts doing things with the toaster after you fall asleep watching re-runs of Green Acres?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (37IEG)
Brooke Singman
@brookefoxnews
NEW: on @justicedems plans to primary members, a senior Democratic source said: "
"No one is afraid of those nerds. They don't have the ability to primary anyone."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (tH5fk)
There's a third. People who have no interest in a sexbot and find the whole idea creepy..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:26 PM (+0VWg)
You know that guy Fen?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 05:25 PM (zFzxj)
B y the time he could talk, Barky was asking his mother if he was born in Indonesia, where he was raised.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (81Etl)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)
People accuse Louisianans of being dumb. They're not dumb, they're brilliant.
Who else would build a city below sea level and fill it full of Democrats?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (RBOtF)
Obviously, he's attempting to build an alibi and wants to make sure he gets his story straight.
This is CNN
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:29 PM (neSZe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy1V5LHXWbg
ALL ABOARD!!!!
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 05:29 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)
They could always have hate sex.
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:29 PM (p997d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 05:29 PM (AZxMX)
Trump wants to know who visited Epstein's Island.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (RBOtF)
Does anyone here believe the FBI will actually let him know?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 05:30 PM (yL25O)
Conspiracy?
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 12, 2019 05:20 PM (sLicW)
OK here's the right link to the Black Pilled Pizzagate vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9itWsqzFMVo
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 05:30 PM (q177U)
LOLGF.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 12, 2019 05:22 PM (TdMsT)
Let's see, we've got the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, and the entire deep state industrial complex, republicans and democrats alike having had 4 years to bring Trump down. Actual facts couldn't do it, so they had to try to favricate something.
When 10 minutes of skimming the surface (not even enough scraping to read a lotto scratcher) would suffice for to dig more dirt onanybody in the house or senate than we could get through in a year.
If Trump had jaywalked and skated on the ticket we'd know about it. I wish they had put 1/100th this effort into learning more about TFG.
Trump is clean, sober, and way too smart to have mixed with the wrong types - at least so he'd be culpable later on. He's got his own security, his own intelligence and even if he was a pervy like Epstein, got the intelligence briefing on this buffoon 30 years ago.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 12, 2019 05:30 PM (sLicW)
"Paul, a man I am still happy to say I admire and consider a friend, retired rather than fight the flood. He's been excoriated by many for it and in honesty some of that is deserved."
But hey, he could grow a beard though, and put a pencil behind his ear to be all smart.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 12, 2019 05:30 PM (T+ZG/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)
*starts to raise hand**takes it down real quick*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:31 PM (8lGpb)
That is all.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (aXucN)
You, my dear, are a great American.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:31 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2019 05:31 PM (MuTTO)
Does anyone here believe the FBI will actually let him know?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)
I think he can get the names from the FAA
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:31 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)
Does anyone here believe Trump doesn't ALREADY know?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)
you mean about conspiracy theories?
well, I have a nuanced take. First of all, I am on guard against them because they are always something constructed to suit a purpose or reinforce an already-held belief. but even though they are backwards-created from an already-held belief, they are then used to justify that belief.
The conspiracy theory generates the "evidence," and then the evidence is used to prove the conspiracy theory.
And the already-believed idea suggest the conspiracy theory, and then the conspiracy theory is used as "independent evidence" to support the already-believed idea.
This is circular logic, which is to say: Not logic.
That said, it's a blurry line where "informed speculation" shifts into "pure speculation" and then shifts into "conspiracy theory."
I take the scientific view of these things. Scientists do not dismiss pure speculations. They engage in them. Pure speculations may spur experiments which yield interesting information (including the possibility that the pure speculation is actually correct).
However, they are careful to always wall off their pure speculations from stuff with evidence behind it. They note it's just a pure speculation.
I think when a pure speculation hardens into something like a dogma, and people treat it as a fact, and defend it as if it were a fact, and yet no evidence has yet been produced to support it, then I say that's a conspiracy theory or an irrational belief.
But I'm a realist about conspiracy theories or these sorts of intuitions/irrational beliefs/quasi-religious revelations. EVERYONE HAS THEM. Including strict rationalists like myself. So I can't get too arrogant about them.
What I'm pointing out is that there is a contingent of Fake Intellectuals who derive much of their internal/group validation from the idea that they are anti-conspiracy theories, and yet believe ALL OF THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES designed to flatter their egos and confirm their worldviews.
That's... well, that's a sign of weak and feeble minds incapble of actual thought or self-reflection.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)
It may have been a rhetorical question. I'll bet he already knows.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:32 PM (jm1YL)
That is all.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (aXucN)
News I can use!
Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 05:32 PM (jhgxs)
It may have been a rhetorical question. I'll bet he already knows.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:32 PM (jm1YL)
He just wants THEM to say the names publicly.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (NFEMn)
That is all.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (aXucN)
A commercial just told me its National Clean Your Carpet Month too!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (8lGpb)
https://youtu.be/tt_YcQlYxyY
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)
That is all.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (aXucN)
Well, I won't tell my poor husband. He doesn't have much of a sweet tooth at all, but he does love a piece of pecan or pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:31 PM (rw1l7)
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Thank you. I try to do my part.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 05:34 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2019 05:34 PM (84LPL)
Baseball is back and there is a full slate of games for this evening.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 05:34 PM (qC1Sy)
A commercial just told me its National Clean Your Carpet Month too!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (8lGpb)
Damn it again?
Posted by: Rachel Madcow at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (8lGpb)
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I guess that starts tomorrow, in case you drop your pie on your carpet.
Jane, don't tell your husband!
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)
I'm that guy.
I haven't actually asked any of my male friends because "Hi, there Peter. How's the church going? Thinking about getting a sexbot?" seems a bit awkward. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 05:36 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)
Wouldn't life be great if we could just all talk over our differences over pie and steaming cup of coffeve?
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:36 PM (rw1l7)
People who think there are two kinds of people, and people who think there are three kinds of people.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 05:36 PM (tH5fk)
It's like ace planted magic beans in it or something.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:36 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM
Given today's news that he and Garrett have eloped, I would think not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 05:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)
*Pushes tequila shot through usb*
but a split would have been nice.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:36 PM (8lGpb)
I'm that guy. I haven't actually asked any of my male friends because "Hi, there Peter. How's the church going? Thinking about getting a sexbot?" seems a bit awkward.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (+0VWg)
You're just behind the times. Soon people will be having casual conversation about their sexdragon-moped-phones.
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (p997d)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:44 PM (8lGpb)
They also drink all your beer, eat the last of the braunschuager leave cigarette burns on the arms of the sofa, and make passes at your girlfriend and make her cry.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (pvg5V)
I think the guy is paid to beclown himself and I'll bet he's happy to do it for the money FOX is paying him.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Hillary! at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Kunt at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (Dh1wo)
That damned idiot Jack Murtha...lol.
We went from woodenhead Jack Murtha to Big Mouth Bass AOC-Booey.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (T+ZG/)
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you mean about conspiracy theories?
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I was writing mine making fun of the troll trying desperately to hook Trump to something he didn't do the way Clinton is absolutely involved, but I like your comment regarding conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (KXWvn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (IDhUW)
I haven't actually asked any of my male friends because "Hi, there
Peter. How's the church going? Thinking about getting a sexbot?" seems a
bit awkward.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (+0VWg)
LOL! For you maybe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:38 PM (8lGpb)
That's right... pants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
.........
TAHTS WHY WE MUSS RAYISE THE MINIMU WAGE TO $15
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 05:38 PM (v0R5T)
I think the guy is paid to beclown himself and I'll bet he's happy to do it for the money FOX is paying him.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (jm1YL)
PBS had no sense of humor.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 05:38 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:36 PM (rw1l7)
I don't eat pie or drink coffee. How about cake?
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:38 PM (p997d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:39 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:38 PM (p997d)
beer and chile?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:39 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:36 PM (rw1l7)
Why yes, yes it would.
Posted by: Special Agent Cooper at July 12, 2019 05:39 PM (ufFY8)
I think the guy is paid to beclown himself and I'll bet he's happy to do it for the money FOX is paying him.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:37 PM (jm1YL)
..........
He's sure not going to be able to find any other gig besides night janitor.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 05:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:39 PM (oZ6kz)
Hahahaha''
He's been a marvel to watch operate hasn't he and you can tell he takes such joy in it.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:39 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 05:39 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)
That's just what THEY want you to type!
Posted by: StrawberryMumbler at July 12, 2019 05:40 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:38 PM (p997d)
beer and chile?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:39 PM (8lGpb)
Nope. How about pancakes, or hot dogs with ketchup?
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:40 PM (p997d)
Peter. How's the church going? Thinking about getting a sexbot?" seems a
bit awkward.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:35 PM (+0VWg)
So you haven't talked to Paul then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:40 PM (8lGpb)
oh sorry, I didn't see the troll. FNORD.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)
********
Epstein Paid $350,000 to Tamper With Witnesses, Prosecutors Say - The New York Times
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:28 PM
Given today's news that he and Garrett have eloped, I would think not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I see a "Leaving Las Vegas" ending for them. Sad.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2019 05:41 PM (zI/wB)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC
...........
Can I get two scoops of ice cream on that pie?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 05:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:42 PM (KXWvn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2019 05:41 PM (zI/wB)
Thelma and Louise.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 05:42 PM (aS1PU)
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Delete the comment and post it as content tomorrow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:42 PM (KXWvn)
...
except copy/paste and blow out the margins.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 05:42 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2019 05:42 PM (84LPL)
It's like when Jerry delivered mail on a Sunday!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:43 PM (8lGpb)
That's my take. Plus, remember that verse about heaping coals on the head of your enemies? Yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)
"Why, Nancy is no more of a racist than I am."
And just left it at that. There is not enough popcorn in the world for what would come after that.
Posted by: Thatch at July 12, 2019 05:43 PM (v5Cc/)
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 05:38 PM (p997d)
Cake, bread and water, toast and tea, whatever.
Hate has no home here.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:43 PM (rw1l7)
But she recently said Trump needs to be removed from office because he's destroying Gaia or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)
Hate has no home here.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:43 PM (rw1l7)
i like this chick Lil.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:44 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Isn't she he one that spent 50 thousand dollars to clone them?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:44 PM (O2RFr)
Jeez, I'm just getting used to it being June. At this rate July will be here before you know it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:44 PM (KXWvn)
Posted by: Broseidon -
haha
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)
Well, it would before than a bit awkward (for me) if they said, "Fen, how's the church going? Thinking about getting a sexbot? However, I'm comfortably old fashioned since (and I posted about this on the end of of ONT) there is pastor at the Riverside Church Rev. Dr Amy Butler, who brought some colleagues and a layperson to a sex shop and gave her female colleagues a vibrator and suggested that her male colleague might want t one too. First female Pastor of the church making a salary of $250,0000 and benefits. She got canned. WHAT a surprise!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Brain Damaged in New Orleans at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM (RpnmO)
*scratches nug, wiggles butt in chair*
Somebody leave a door open? I feel a draft in here!
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 12, 2019 05:44 PM (oZ6kz)
...
Hate uses us for his mailing address and keeps trying to claim our homeowner's exemption on his taxes, the slob.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)
The story has already been written:"Trumps Katrina!"
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:46 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tuna
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The network equivalent of Lou Costello.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:46 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 05:41 PM (BqBId)
Given who is attorney general, will being taken down by your child molesting associate now be know as Epstein-Barr Syndrome?
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 05:46 PM (U7voe)
Wow, is there Pastor School or something you can go to? I'll say anything they want me to.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:47 PM (fuK7c)
And what percent of the US is now DeepState globalist controlled? At least 50-70% ... but it is not under Russian control so much ... somewhere the globalists gained control ... or was the cIA/DeepState a "communist"/US shadow government effort from the very start?
hmmm ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2019 05:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 12, 2019 05:47 PM (RpnmO)
We have no concrete evidence that Epstein would want to blackmail powerful people to keep his appalling lifestyle going, but the alternative hypotheses involve, I don't know, Epstein being just such an awesome guy that people with a motive to get him to keep quiet, let him do what he did because Epstein was just so awesome.
Or maybe there were space monkeys. Or we're in a parallel universe under the tyranny of an Improbability Drive that things just happened the way they did, and Epstein's been very very lucky.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 05:48 PM (ykYG2)
man, that is spot on. I think of all the times a lefty says something about PDT as if all that speculation is *proven*. To them, it is a given that he is all the things they can not find any evidence of. It is dogma.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 12, 2019 05:48 PM (LWu6U)
the atlanta mayor never got the memo"never go full retard." way to go atlanta!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM (KP5rU)
Like an 11 year old kid doesn't understand his mom is the mayor of an important city who has a police escort everywhere they go.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:48 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: TexasDan
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Hate apparently stole my address, I keep getting solicitations from the Democrats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:48 PM (CDGwz)
Somebody leave a door open? I feel a draft in here!
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM
No Book Thread for you!
Posted by: Book Thread Nazi at July 12, 2019 05:48 PM (DMUuz)
Yeah and I broke her freaking nose.
Posted by: Hate's Football at July 12, 2019 05:48 PM (fuK7c)
Wow, is there Pastor School or something you can go to? I'll say anything they want me to.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:47 PM (fuK7c)
Pfft. Amateur.
Posted by: Jesse Jackson at July 12, 2019 05:48 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:45 PM (+0VWg)
I was trying a lame Peter-Paul joke...like I know Bible humor from my...well never mind. But thats some story.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:48 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Right. This is the woman who named a rapper (who later got into a confrontation with the LEO's) to her transition team.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:49 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:49 PM (rF9rk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Episcopal?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (BRpqW)
Wow, is there Pastor School or something you can go to? I'll say anything they want me to.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Just don't stop at the vibrator shop.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (aKsyK)
Big brassy ones.
He's loving this.
That's my President right there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 12, 2019 05:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2019 05:41 PM (zI/wB)
Thelma and Louise.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 05:42 PM (aS1PU)
Cube 2: Hypercube
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:52 PM (81Etl)
Why? you want to get fired too?
In that denomination you have to go to seminary first, but it was sweet gig. Along with the salary she was also being given-$5,000 a month housing allowance and$55,0000 a year in pension contributions. It's probably low as compared to what some Megachurch pastors make. It's a trifle more than I make.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:52 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
.......
You'll have to wear pants. But not under the robe.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
Thank G-d for that.
This is why the meme of "if only the Catholics had female priests there'd be no perv going on in there anymore" is so dumb. Females can be gross too. They might be more careful about it but - well, look at the daily news coming out of the schools.
What DOES work is accountability, like firing pastors who hint they'd be up for pegging their parishioners. Yecch.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (aKsyK)
I suppose you could stop there -although going to a Homiletics convention and stopping at a sex toys shop with a congregation member and two clergy people sounds like a sign of a crackup or self sabotage.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (+0VWg)
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Pastor with benefits? I don't know . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Ladyl, you have down this to a science! I
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 05:29 PM (AZxMX)
Short and pithy!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (TdMsT)
.Allahpundit.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (UFgOG)
It's an awful thing and a complete embarrassement for those of us who try to do our work well and aside from the normal jackassery that comes with being human and making mistakes and being sinners in need of grace are not jackasses with our congregants or collleages.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (3/f2v)
Alastair Crowley supposedly used to cast spells of invisibility on himself and lurk around. The hotel staff would explain to guests that ask about the old man Lurking around a hotel lobby that was just Mr Crowley, and he was invisible.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (pvg5V)
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Dude. It's a concrete vault. You answered your own question.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:40 PM (8lGpb)
LOL. No.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (+0VWg)
That is all.
Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 05:27 PM (aXucN)
This is worth celebrating!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (IDhUW)
https://bit.ly/2JvtFiw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (+0VWg)
https://bit.ly/2JvtFiw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
I need popcorn
I'm enjoying this way too much
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (IDhUW)
I imagine that she thought she was being a pastor for the correct reasons too-to advance the progressive cause of God, or whatever, but how that would even occur to her that this would ever be a good idea to do with people from the church is beyond me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (+0VWg)
This is not our father's 9th Circuit. Cocaine Mitch issued a lolgf to KamalToe and ChiDiFi on the "blue slip" crap and started ramming in Trump appointees.
While there's still not an R majority, it's getting closer. Plus two of the existing Rs from previous administrations have decided to retire, allowing Trump to replace them, thus protecting those seats for decades to come.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (0V/8D)
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there
Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
I go, oh right...
Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
I'm sure! no way!
Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2019 07:00 PM (e8kgV)
"It's fine, they're conspiracy theorists" is the same as "it's fine, they're Nazis".
Your name is not entirely white when it comes to opposing censorship either.
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