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Hee hee
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:09 PM (ujg0T) 2
Sponge
Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 03:09 PM (jhgxs) 3
LOL Get Fucked CNN!
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 12, 2019 03:10 PM (6b6MO) 4
Last!
Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2019 03:10 PM (UUBmN) 5
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 12, 2019 03:10 PM (arJlL) Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 03:10 PM (jhgxs) 7
I keep telling people it's CNN then Puppet Show.
Posted by: Jeff Zucker at July 12, 2019 03:11 PM (4e+hS) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2019 03:11 PM (wCmLp) Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2019 03:11 PM (axyOa) Posted by: This is CNN! at July 12, 2019 03:12 PM (88+cf) 11
Da fuq?
Posted by: Zoomie at July 12, 2019 03:12 PM (4e+hS) 12
Most journalists won't do well as coders.
The young ones might be able to make it if they hit the gym and start hawking supplements online. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2019 03:12 PM (wCmLp) 13
9 Repeat after me:
Do you want to supersize that? Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2019 03:11 PM (axyOa) Now I want McDonalds. Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (p997d) 14
March was the time to panic. Now is the time for hanging yourself in the garage.
Eh, the ambiguously gendered CNN reporter types don't have garages. All that icky internal combustion. Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR) 15
HA!
Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (mnNV7) 16
I think the Horde should pool our resources and offer to buy CNN for a dollar.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (hr5kG) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PkVlr) 18
Joe Pesci is sitting in a car across the street from CNN waiting for the night crew to leave so he can bust the place out for the insurance money.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (j3npP) 19
March was the time to panic. Now is the time for hanging yourself in the garage.
lolgf writ large. Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:14 PM (Ti9Td) 20
17 Just woke up.
What did I miss? Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PkVlr) Discussion of incredibly bad beer at the end of the previous thread. Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 12, 2019 03:14 PM (RD7QR) 21
I see the corporations and weather controllers have attacked and ruined the greatest News Network EVER.
Posted by: Kurt at July 12, 2019 03:14 PM (4e+hS) 22
a network that features acosta, pooper, le mon, blitzed, and a multitude of other stillborn nicklefuckers is losing viewers? lolgf.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 03:14 PM (KP5rU) 23
Is CNN too big to fail?
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Nazi at July 12, 2019 03:14 PM (Tnijr) 24
I'm ready for the next round of layoffs.
Posted by: Ha at July 12, 2019 03:14 PM (MAstk) 25
Wow! It's almost as if a network spews unadulterated bullshit all day every day, not to mention insulting the audience to the point of incandescent rage and righteous indignation, people will tune out. Almost. Who knew?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (WlX38) 26
17 Just woke up.
What did I miss? Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PkVlr) Trump just gave his victory speech for the 2020 election. Insom married another woman while you were in the coma. Ace and garret eloped. Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (p997d) 27
I wonder where all the "talent" with the lucrative contracts will go when CNN is off the air? I mean, other than Hell.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (vkS2Z) 28
How many of those are dentist offices, airports & restaurants looking for "neutral" programming? Eff these guys.
Posted by: FDR's TV at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (nS9If) 29
Wasn't there a post here years and years ago when Jeff Zucker jumped to CNN about how he was going to crater the ratings by making it a clone of MS-Your're a racist? I really seem to recall reading that here. If there was, and if it could be found, it might make an interesting link.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (kUmUV) 30
They get beat by the Hallmark Channel? That is hilarious.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (6b6MO) 31
The Conservative Case For Watching CNN
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (Z4rgH) 32
This is an apple. Donald Trump raped it.
Posted by: This is CNN at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (RVcmP) Posted by: AT&T at July 12, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk) Posted by: That's the ticket!!! at July 12, 2019 03:16 PM (Am8Sm) 35
Be careful with database calls CNN. Newbies always screw up the database calls.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2019 03:16 PM (sjdRT) 36
Non-noodin' SOBs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:16 PM (t6MX/) 37
If NO floods they will be fine.
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Nazi at July 12, 2019 03:16 PM (Tnijr) 38
I'd suggest a CBS themed staff pep rally featuring CNN "talent," but they lack talent.
Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2019 03:16 PM (K3B2k) 39
26 17 Just woke up.
What did I miss? Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PkVlr) Trump just gave his victory speech for the 2020 election. Insom married another woman while you were in the coma. Ace and garret eloped. Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (p997d) And I was so looking forward to the reception.... Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 12, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR) 40
cnn losing viewers may not be a bad thing, here's why.....................
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (KP5rU) 41
What did I miss?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PkVlr) 4.7 Earthquake in Monroe. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (t6MX/) 42
I love love love that they're losing too the Hallmark Channel.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (Ti9Td) 43
After we buy CNN, let's offer Norm. MacDonald the prime time anchor spot.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (hr5kG) 44
Honest question. Is the mfm entirely protected by the freedom of the press or is there such a thing as criminal conspiracy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (fppuj) 45
17 Just woke up.
What did I miss? Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PkVlr) ----------- Apparently Insom was arrested in a stolen car with booze, guns, and a rattlesnake. Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (gC2IV) 46
The producers and bookers are worried about losing their jobs, yet the anchors are safe?
The anchors are a big reason why they're tanking. Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (RBOtF) 47
Breaking Nov 21 2019, CNN declares bankruptcy Lays off remaining 3 workers.
One can only hope. There is always shit and needle detail in SF they can fall back on. Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (0OmEj) 48
CNN - couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. Also wondering why it's not twitter-banning verboten for Amazon to suggest its employees "learn to code" -
https://tinyurl.com/y4n33fjm Posted by: TarzanT at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (8IFEw) 49
The time is nigh for Acosta to keep doing that thing with his mouth to Zucker.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 03:18 PM (VkWRL) 50
They are probably doing rain dances at CNN. Andy is onsite in his raincoat right now.
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Nazi at July 12, 2019 03:18 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:18 PM (VyAV0) 52
Obviously the problem is that they've gone too easy on Trump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (oVJmc) 53
45 17 Just woke up.
What did I miss? Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PkVlr) ----------- Apparently Insom was arrested in a stolen car with booze, guns, and a rattlesnake. Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (gC2IV) Don't forget the uranium! Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (Ti9Td) 55
It's not time to panic.
. . . A wizened IT Master named Yoda says, "Coding, you must learn." _______ "Festival!" -- Landru's IT Staff Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (5jlG9) 56
Learn to give blowjobs at truck stops, assholes.
Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (Zqz9o) 57
Is it really worth any of our time to to note the collapse of any of MotherFuckingMedia? Other than the schadenfreude?
Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (esfH4) 58
Does the OrangeManBad dial go to 12?
Posted by: CNN Productions at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (6eEQ+) 59
They need to hire Olbermann. That'll fix it!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (oVJmc) 60
The only way to fix a problem is to acknowledge it. So far they failed to acknowledge they are the problem... It will be interesting if they will eventually acknowledge reality or not. Reality or death baby... will be interesting to see what they chose.
Posted by: DXO at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (nzKWW) 61
>>March was the time to panic. Now is the time for hanging yourself in the garage.
LOL, f#ck yourself! Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh) 62
Ha Ha enjoying seeing CNN get woke and go broke - couldn't happen to a bigger bunch of crap weasels. Go Trump MAGA!
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (RBDbV) 63
Just woke up.
What did I miss? Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PkVlr) ---- Breakfast. Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (ufFY8) 65
How do you say that in Hindi?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2019 03:11 PM (wCmLp) "Kod karana seekhen", if Google Translate is to be believed. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (U7voe) 66
Once we get Trump all the viewers will come crawling back to us. Posted by: CNN at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (TAmPV) 67
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Ace and garret eloped. Well...the heart wants what it wants. Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (Ti9Td) If they ever do have a reception, I would avoid the brownies. Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (sjdRT) 68
sra blaster works at a company that we shall not name, but it is American and they trade in telegraphs and they recently purchased the parent company of CNN.
She hates that their name is tarnishing her company's name. Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (9VeU0) 69
But CNN struggled even more during the primetime hours of 8-11 p.m.
......... Isn't that when all the gaylords are on? Not that there is anything wrong with being a Gaylord. Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T) 70
At proclasseslive.com you can learning the coding for the cheap prices even a third rate journalist can afford.
Sorry, got to plug myself here! Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (hjuAg) 71
Trump just gave his victory speech for the 2020 election. Insom married another woman while you were in the coma. Ace and garret eloped.
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM Two of those are false. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (DMUuz) 72
Fox News buys CNN. Sells it for scrap. Sells Jim Acosta to Epstein for a pack of cigarettes.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (VkWRL) 73
57: i'll take my fun where i can get it. i enjoy watching suckitude go in the shitter.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (6eEQ+) 75
Really ? I mean Stelter is so charismatic !
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (M+Lyo) 76
Ah now we know where Kuck came from.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (BRpqW) 77
Wow. When you suck hind tit coming in behind the Hallmark Channel....
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (HDCbD) 78
56 Learn to give blowjobs at truck stops, assholes.
Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (Zqz9o) ========== I predict a lot more, "We need to keep illegal immigrants from doing jobs CNN ex-employees have to do" articles in the future. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (VyAV0) 79
Ace et al, you keep telling these people they must learn to code. As an IT worker, as are others here --> why do you wish such ill?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (N39Ws) Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (hr5kG) 81
Apparently Insom was arrested in a stolen car with booze, guns, and a rattlesnake.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (gC2IV) What, no uranium? Wut. A. Poser. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (Z4rgH) 82
The only solution is give the people what they want...Naked Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (oVJmc) 83
Just think of all the time for Twittering these soon-to-be former CNN employees will have!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (so+oy) 84
30 They get beat by the Hallmark Channel? That is hilarious.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (6b6MO) Frankly, you get a better perspective on the nation from The Hallmark Channel too. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (ujg0T) 85
Media may be dead, but the corpse is still stinkin up the joint
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (Izzlo) 86
Asking CNN to be "balanced" is like asking AOSHQ to be "balanced".
"Balance" is not what they're there for. Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (G0vdT) 87
CNN's Ratings Crash and Burn, Along With Its Credibility as a "News" Organization But mostly, Its Credibility as a "News" Organization. Dood, the "A and B, but mostly B" meme was just sitting there, looking lonely.... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (veoSD) Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (hr5kG) 89
Apparently Insom was arrested in a stolen car with booze, guns, and a rattlesnake.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (gC2IV) You forgot the powdered uranium. Good news, it happened in Oklahoman so obviously on his way to see Nurse. Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (jhgxs) 90
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Fox News buys CNN. Sells it for scrap. Sells Jim Acosta to Epstein for a pack of cigarettes. Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (VkWRL) Can we get Ana Navarro. Levies need a little shoring up. Posted by: New Orleans at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (t6MX/) 91
Fox News buys CNN. Sells it for scrap. Sells Jim Acosta to Epstein for a pack of cigarettes. Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (VkWRL) -------- Epstein better keep his grubby little mitts off my Jim Acosta Self-Propelled Steak Collection™. This my only warning, Jeffy. Posted by: Rich "Psycho" Giamboni at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (AzW6q) 92
In fairness, CNN did beat out the Colonoscopy Channel and Test Pattern.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (4e+hS) 93
it's certainly not the anchors who have lucrative contracts
Why not? Were they paid up front? Where does the money come from? Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (2lndx) 94
Schadenfreude: it's what's for breakfast.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (iB1oa) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (PkVlr) 96
There's no such thing as bad beer, the only distinction being warm, room temperature beer and ice cold beer.
35 year old Billy beer tastes fine if served at -145 Kelvin. Exception that proves the rule being Guinness sucks at any temperature. Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (K3B2k) Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm) 98
Ace and garret eloped.
So we're not obliged to buy them anything from their Tiffany's registry, right? Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (fuK7c) 99
I love love love that they're losing too the Hallmark Channel.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:17 PM (Ti9Td) ......... Who wouldn't rather watch Flip That Romance or Royal Matchmaker than Don LeMoan? Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (v0R5T) 100
Fox News buys CNN. Sells it for scrap. Sells Jim Acosta to Epstein for a pack of cigarettes.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 03:20 PM (VkWRL) "I'm sorry, Mr. Acosta, we're eliminating your position. We do have some openings on the custodial team, if you're interested." Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (U7voe) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (hr5kG) 103
>Can we get Ana Navarro. Levies need a little shoring up.
Posted by: New Orleans at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (t6MX/) Sure! Just toss a donut on the spot you need her to shore up. Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (sjdRT) 104
Where do they go from here?
*shudders* More picking fights in the WH Rose Garden? I bet they lost ratings when Trump stopped doing daily press briefings. Little did Acosta and April Ryan understand, that they were riding Trump's coattails, not owning him. Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (bDqIh) 105
George Newman's uncle wins CNN in a card game and soon Stanley Spadowski's Newsroom is #1 in the ratings.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (oVJmc) 106
Couldn't happen to a more vile set of creeps. Well, yes, there are creeps more vile. But baby steps.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (19g6/) Posted by: CNN at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (TAmPV) 108
Ana Navarro is clearly weighing CNN down.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (4e+hS) 109
The numbers are funny making.
Even for Fox News. How many 100s millions in the US are there? How many of those 100s millions are adults? How many of those adults are news consumers? And even Fox News pulls only a couple to a few million max. And Fox News is the biggest national cable news audience puller. CNN is dead already, same for MSNBC. But, imo, the whole concept of national 24/7 broadcast news is quickly becoming a thing of the past. Posted by: Hereogar at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (eQ0LF) 110
NOW if we could get commie noxious network shut off in every airport they would shrivel up and finally die.
Posted by: yumper at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (rNi/8) 111
how about a whole list thing for them to do besides coding, like: learn to say, "you want to upsize that combo." learn to weld, plumb, HVAC. think of the possibilities.
Posted by: morigu at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (qvSw5) 112
So we're not obliged to buy them anything from their Tiffany's registry, right?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 03:23 PM (fuK7c) You spelled "Furries R Us" wrong. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (t6MX/) 113
Stetler gives new meaning to the term "anchor". Fat fuck. Lay off the chocolate cake.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (VkWRL) 114
Our Country is Screwed: "As an IT worker, as are others here --> why do you wish such ill?"
Don't worry. Idle threat. A fish will ride a bicycle before they can code. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (6eEQ+) 115
sra blaster works at a company that we shall not name, but it is American and they trade in telegraphs
.... .. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (HDCbD) 116
ButterButt Marshmallow Boy Stelter should continue to ask how we can trust anything Trump says on the Network No-one Can Trust.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG) 117
If CNN were interested in getting back there ratings and credibility they would have to gut 95 pct of their on-air host, 50 pct of their field reporters and probably 100 pct of their line editors and managers.
Oh and shit can Jeff Zucker and hire somebody without his track record of failure and partisanship. None of that is going to happen of course but that's what it would take. Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (oWKp7) 118
CNN was pushing a story injurious to my workplace/industry very recently.
In this morning's Management meeting, they were all discussing this terrible story run on CNN and how we would respond to it if approached by the community, etc. Ninety-nine percent of these people are big Democrats/libs and I SO badly wanted to say, "And you wonder why he calls them 'fake news and enemy of the people????' LOL GF!" Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (vg8iE) 119
"Balance" is not what they're there for.
Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (G0vdT) Yes, but we also don't pretend we are. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (U7voe) 120
I love Colonoscopy Channel.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (Ti9Td) Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (hr5kG) 122
Hey, now would be a good time to hire Me-Again Rapeyhoe to work with Madcow!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (37IEG) 123
If CNN ratings dip any lower, Wolf Blitzer will be teabagging Davy Jones with his old man balls.
Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (kLDv+) Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (RKQ/v) 125
Wow! It's almost as if a network spews unadulterated bullshit all day every day, not to mention insulting the audience to the point of incandescent rage and righteous indignation, people will tune out. Almost. Who knew?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (WlX3 And yet they are baffled because they don't know anyone who doesn't hate Trump or his voters. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (aS1PU) 126
You don't see this very often - CNN has to see the Wall approaching, or the Cliff (choose your metaphor) and instead, they've decided to put the pedal to the metal and just see what happens.
Bold Choice, Cotton. I suspect they are going to go all in until the Election in 16 months, and if it doesn't work out for them, they may just fold. They're already burning all of their lifeboats. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (Kpl3J) 127
Illegal Migrants Storm Pantheon on Paris and Demand, Work, Housing, and Citizenship.
https://tinyurl.com/yy7fvxfk Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (RBOtF) Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (HDCbD) 129
80 I swear on my life I did not see that post before I wrote mine.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (hr5kG) 130
I suggest more anti-Trump, anti-American, anti-conservative lies and hysteria. Yes, that will turn things around.
Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (MxEKc) 131
128 80 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
New Coke Posted by: CNN Buggy Whips Hillary's perky breasts. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (oVJmc) 132
Ninety-nine percent of these people are big
Democrats/libs and I SO badly wanted to say, "And you wonder why he calls them 'fake news and enemy of the people????' LOL GF!" Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (vg8iE) Just point out their ratings and move to dismiss the issue. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (t6MX/) 133
Don't forget the uranium!
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR) ---------------------- Apparently transporting uranium and rattlesnakes in Oklahoma isn't against the law. Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (YfXEi) 134
Don't worry. Idle threat. A fish will ride a bicycle before they can code.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (6eEQ+) I feel the same way about all the Instapundit commenters who keep suggesting 'trade school' for all the entitled millennial college washouts. Trust me, we don't want most of those idiots, either. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (U7voe) 135
Prediction: CNN merges with MSNBC?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (ujg0T) 136
If the majors are included, I'd guess Fox is about 10% of the viewership of the "Leftist/Liberal Media" cabal. And Fox is maybe 50% kinda conservative.
So it still takes a lot of internet outreach to break TheNarrative, especially since the left also has Hollywood and DeepState. But ... there is still some hope ... Hillary lost, despite all the king's horses ... Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s) 137
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80 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: New Coke Posted by: CNN Buggy Whips Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (HDCbD) The Macedonian Phalanx Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (37IEG) 138
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80 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: American Motors Corporation Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (hr5kG) And Billy Beer. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (ufFY8) 139
A fish will ride a bicycle before they can code.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (6eEQ+) Ehm... Posted by: Gloria Steinem at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (MAstk) 140
Can we get Ana Navarro. Levies need a little shoring up. Posted by: New Orleans When Navarro breaks you got no place to stay. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (aKsyK) 141
CNN has to see the Wall approaching, or the Cliff (choose your metaphor) and instead, they've decided to put the pedal to the metal and just see what happens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM You say that like it's a Bad Thing. Posted by: Thelma & Louise at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (DMUuz) 142
They say Tropical Storm Barry is weak and disorganized.
Isn't this really the story of another Barry, Barrack Obama? Posted by: Shep! at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (xfb67) Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (8XRCm) 144
Feeling better Nurse?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (sjdRT) 145
126 You don't see this very often - CNN has to see the Wall approaching, or the Cliff (choose your metaphor) and instead, they've decided to put the pedal to the metal and just see what happens.
Bold Choice, Cotton. I suspect they are going to go all in until the Election in 16 months, and if it doesn't work out for them, they may just fold. They're already burning all of their lifeboats. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (Kpl3J) ========== They'll always have the airport. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (VyAV0) 146
The only thing that can save CNN now is a new nightly show along the lines of "The Real Househusbands of SugarDaddies, Black Ho's, and Pedophiles" hosted by Anderson Cooper, #DrunkDonLeMon, and Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (5jlG9) 147
Apparently transporting uranium and rattlesnakes in Oklahoma isn't against the law.
Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (YfXEi) Sanity still reigns in OK. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (aS1PU) 148
I would love to get their airport rights and turn it into Trump TV.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (VkWRL) 149
Buggy Whips
Hillary's perky breasts. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (oVJmc) Radioactive toothpaste. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (U7voe) 150
56 Learn to give blowjobs at truck stops, assholes.
Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (Zqz9o) .......... Been there, done that. Posted by: Don Lemon at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T) 151
I feel ace should pick comment of the day, or post, and hand out expensive prizes.
#CrossesFingers Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (4e+hS) 152
We shouldn't forget Covington Kid's lawyer about to skin'em alive.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (C1Lsn) Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (fuK7c) 154
Nuke oak!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (oVJmc) 155
Instapundit has a link to another lick video story: this one of a parent filming her kid licking a tongue depressor at a doctor's office and putting it back. A few public crucifixions would do wonders for this country.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (MVpMt) 156
I know what's wrong with a lot of these Journalists. They suffer from the same disability I have, but not nearly as bad.
Most of the are Borderline Personality Disorder. If you don't know what that is, basically you are talking about an overemotional drama queen, who is mostly harmless in all other ways. Women who have this usually are cutters. I'd bet a bunch of those journalists are cutters. Usually this disability comes from abuse. I got mine courtesy of government schools. I was bullied every day, and nothing was ever done. For example, one day on the bus someone actually lit my hair on fire. Those days, I didn't talk to anyone or bother anybody, I just wanted to learn and talk to girls. But nope. So now I have a grudge against government schools. All of them at every level. The only way I know how to fight them is to drive the price of education through the floor. If you look at what I charge you can see its basically nothing; It's 800 for a year of training over 13 10week classes. I'd like to push it lower. Lower, lower, lower. Here is what caused Rome to fall. To have a Rome, you have to have Romans. Where there are no Romans, there is no Rome. Education is where Americans are made. We are no longer making Americans. Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (hjuAg) 157
127 Illegal Migrants Storm Pantheon on Paris and Demand, Work, Housing, and Citizenship.
https://tinyurl.com/yy7fvxfk Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (RBOtF) ========== Good. Piss off the French. Their latent nationalism will continue to bubble up until the country is so pissed that it actually tries Frexit. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (VyAV0) 158
110 NOW if we could get commie noxious network shut off in every airport they would shrivel up and finally die.
Posted by: yumper at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (rNi/ Did you see where it was admitted that CNN *Pays* airports to be allowed to run their channels there? CNN literally *pays* for people to watch it, and it STILL has horrendous ratings! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (hr5kG) 160
But, imo, the whole concept of national 24/7 broadcast news is quickly becoming a thing of the past.
How many people have cable, and how many of them get cable television because they want it rather than that it is bundled and too complicated to unbundle from Internet access? Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (2lndx) 161
Learn to give blowjobs at truck stops, assholes.
Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (Zqz9o) .......... Been there, done that. Posted by: Don Lemon at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T) ======= Doing it now! They've got really nice showers here! Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (vg8iE) 162
The Pantheon isn't in Paris.
Posted by: Shep! at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (xfb67) 163
131 128 80 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
New Coke Posted by: CNN Buggy Whips Hillary's perky breasts. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (oVJmc) ------ Bill Clinton's fidelity. Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (G0vdT) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (TAmPV) 165
Along With Its Credibility as a "News" Organization
I thought CNN's credibility was dead and buried when it was found out that CNN had made a deal with the other hussein to be his mouthpiece in the US in exchange for exclusivity on the Baghdad beat. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (81Etl) 166
We gave up on CNN during Hurricane Katrina. We watched wolf blitzers show. He had Mayor Nagin dead to rights on air saying "we don't need no government help, we are all fine down here."
The next day the mayor was back on with Wolf and the mayor was hysterical how nobody was helping them and GWB was trying to kill them. Not a counter peep out of Blitzer. Hubs turned the channel permanently to Fox. Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (a4qVe) 167
158 110 NOW if we could get commie noxious network shut off in every airport they would shrivel up and finally die.
Posted by: yumper at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (rNi/ Did you see where it was admitted that CNN *Pays* airports to be allowed to run their channels there? CNN literally *pays* for people to watch it, and it STILL has horrendous ratings! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (Kpl3J) ========= I was in JFK for a very long time last month. I think I saw CNN on a total of 3 screens. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (VyAV0) 168
they should get kathy griffin back. that would shore things up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (KP5rU) 169
80 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
American Motors Corporation Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (hr5kG) And Billy Beer. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt Pet Rock Beanie Babies Cabbage Patch Dolls Garbage Pail Kids Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (HDCbD) 170
Speaking of shows better than CNN... Dr. Pimple Popper was on last night.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T) 171
152 We shouldn't forget Covington Kid's lawyer about to skin'em alive.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (C1Lsn), Yoo hoo Posted by: Carter appointed Judge at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (MAstk) 172
CNN does not rely on advertising income since their revenue is primarily derived from paid propaganda from OFA ( Organising for Obama), the DNC and their umbrella political groups, foreign governments especially the Irainians & Qatar, and George Soros with his Nazi gold.
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (7X3Am) Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (DMUuz) 174
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80 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: America On-line dial up. Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (hr5kG) Semaphore relay stations for sending news. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG) 175
CNN merges with MSNBC?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:27 PM (ujg0T) MSNBCNN? MSCNNNBC? Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (U7voe) 176
"They'll always have the airport.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison" I was stuck in Miami International for several hours a few days ago. Not a sign of CNN, just weather, advertisements, public service announcements etc.... Screwed they are. Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (MxEKc) 177
171 152 We shouldn't forget Covington Kid's lawyer about to skin'em alive.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (C1Lsn), Yoo hoo Posted by: Carter appointed Judge at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (MAstk) ========== "I got your back." -FDR appointed judge Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (Z+IKu) 179
Yeah that's a trend in the wrong direction for a business but seriously was CNN in such bad shape in 2015? Were they a collapsing business then? They're not doing great, but they're hardly about to drive off a cliff based on this information.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (39g3+) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (t6MX/) 181
Maybe they can start showing music videos, like the Old MTV used to do, and regain some credibility....
But, seeing MadCow as a VeeJay would be icky... all that virtue signaling, SJW mindbombs, and stupid dream segways would cut into the Winger and AD\DC videos.... And, I'm not even gonna touch Jim Acosta... Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (67aEn) 182
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
America On-line dial up. Posted by: TexasDan Dusting off my 1200 baud modem! Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (HDCbD) 183
Most of the are Borderline Personality Disorder. If you don't know what that is, basically you are talking about an overemotional drama queen, who is mostly harmless in all other ways.
Women who have this usually are cutters. I'd bet a bunch of those journalists are cutters." I've had the misfortune of knowing a couple BPD's - the real thing. And yeah, you're right, they are. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (Kpl3J) 184
@145
They also are part of every basic cable package and get revenue whether people watch or don't. Plus they get money from ad revenue. So the number of viewers is pretty much immaterial. What I would like to know what is their ad revenue and overall profitability. Because as long as it's profitable on paper it will continue in some form. Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (oWKp7) 185
Hillary's perky breasts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM No link(s) to proof? Posted by: Duncanthrax That wasn't me what done that. I was protesting. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (fuK7c) 186
Speaking of shows better than CNN... Dr. Pimple Popper was on last night.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T) My wife tries to get me to watch that. I'm perfectly capable of popping my own pimples thank you. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (aS1PU) 187
Apparently transporting uranium and rattlesnakes in Oklahoma isn't against the law.
Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (YfXEi) The best part is that the car was reported stolen. Who gets charged for the stuff found in the car. And can the DA prove who is guilty? Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (jhgxs) 188
177 171 152 We shouldn't forget Covington Kid's lawyer about to skin'em alive.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (C1Lsn), Yoo hoo Posted by: Carter appointed Judge at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (MAstk) ========== "I got your back." -FDR appointed judge Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (VyAV0) "Ahem." - - 12 angry jurors who probably hate CNN Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ) 189
The hardest thing about the viewer statistics to believe is that there are only 541,000 people stuck in airport departure lounges at any given time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (Mouru) Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (88+cf) 191
America Online! I was trying to remember their name the other day, but couldn't.
Man, those guys were a-holes. Worst customer service ever. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (xfb67) 192
No link(s) to proof?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (DMUuz) ------- They USED to be perky..... https://tinyurl.com/y6zxkwmn Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (8XRCm) 193
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Yeah that's a trend in the wrong direction for a business but seriously was CNN in such bad shape in 2015? Were they a collapsing business then? They're not doing great, but they're hardly about to drive off a cliff based on this information. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM (39g3+) How much does it cots the 'owners' to lie every day vs how much do they make in income every day. You know, they're like socialists, they'll only be able to lie until they run out of other people's money. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (37IEG) 194
Good. Piss off the French.
Their latent nationalism will continue to bubble up until the country is so pissed that it actually tries Frexit. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (VyAV0) And then bring back the guillotine. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (t6MX/) 196
170 Speaking of shows better than CNN... Dr. Pimple Popper was on last night.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T) Sandra Lee is a little chunky, but perky. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (ujg0T) 197
We gave up on CNN during Hurricane Katrina. We watched wolf blitzers show. He had Mayor Nagin dead to rights on air saying "we don't need no government help, we are all fine down here."
The next day the mayor was back on with Wolf and the mayor was hysterical how nobody was helping them and GWB was trying to kill them. Not a counter peep out of Blitzer. Hubs turned the channel permanently to Fox. Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (a4qVe) I don't even remember seeing Nagin during Katrina. My memory was that he hid out in a hotel room somewhere. I will say that Katrina did give us the only Keith Olbermann episode ever worth anything - a few days before the hurricane hit Olbermann had a guy in a local Walmart atht was being actively looted, including by a couple of fat women New Orleans cops, who actually spoke on the air and threatened to arrest the reporter (the only one in the store not stealing anything). It was hysterical. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (81Etl) 198
163 131 128 80 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: New Coke Posted by: CNN Buggy Whips Hillary's perky breasts. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:26 PM (oVJmc) ------ Bill Clinton's fidelity. Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (G0vdT) Sandra Fluke's virginity Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (veoSD) 199
170 Speaking of shows better than CNN... Dr. Pimple Popper was on last night.
-------------------- Jeebus, the things you see on Pimple Popper. I can never watch the whole thing. Fuck, where do all these mutants come from? Posted by: Puddin Head at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM) 200
Damn fixerupper.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT) 201
Dr Spank: "I feel ace should pick comment of the day, or post, and hand out expensive prizes."
First Place: AoSHQ T-Shirt Second Place: Two AoSHQ T-Shirts Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (6eEQ+) 202
I feel ace should pick comment of the day, or post, and hand out expensive prizes.
#CrossesFingers Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:28 PM (4e+hS) ......... From IKEA. Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T) 203
Disband NPR, merge it with CNN and MSNBC. Call it NPC.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (J+mig) 204
AoSMarch was the time to panic. Now is the time for hanging yourself in the garage.
That actually made me LOL. And not a little bit, a lot, and loud. Posted by: Peacelovewoodstock at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (/f5AZ) 205
I wish they'd fold already. This prolonged schadebonery could lead to chafing among the horde and we've only got a few doctors.
Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (FhXTo) 206
CNN must take great pride in knowing that at any given time they are reaching .00164 pf the entire U.S. population.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (Mouru) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (TAmPV) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (oVJmc) 209
>>> Learn to give blowjobs at truck stops, assholes.
Posted by: Monty James at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM (Zqz9o) Learn to take loads? Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (q177U) 210
189 The hardest thing about the viewer statistics to believe is that there are only 541,000 people stuck in airport departure lounges at any given time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (Mouru) I refer to Rachel Maddow as Community College Radio DJ Rachel Maddow. And that makes CNN and MSNBC pirate raoio outfits Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (zBaqJ) 211
"The people that are concerned -- it's certainly not the anchors who have lucrative contracts -- it's the people among the lower levels, such as producers and show bookers," the employee said. ===== When those people go, what do the anchors do? Sit there like puppets with no hand? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (g4qVb) 212
CNN needs to offer a Beaver Hunt segment and lots of re-runs starring Kevin Bacon. Do that and they have a chance.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (2LelM) 213
The best part is that the car was reported stolen. Who gets charged for the stuff found in the car. And can the DA prove who is guilty? Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (jhgxs) Heh. A sign that you have pissed off Karma in a big way. You steal a car that has guns, booze and uranium in it and you get caught. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (37IEG) 214
CNN peaked during the Iraq War ... the first one.
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm) 216
My youngest BiL took a buyout from CNN but hasn't left yet. He was just complaining to my husband that he's doing the work of five people now and he's just so burned out.
Would it be inappropriate for me to whisper, "LOLGF"? Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC) 217
170
Speaking of shows better than CNN... Dr. Pimple Popper was on last night. Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T) The Dr. P P is a One. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (oVJmc) 219
208 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Radium dials. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (oVJmc) The trebuchet. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (J+mig) 220
To tie this with the discussion on tattoos a couple threads back - sometimes heavy tattoos on the arms, especially in women, are intended to cover the scars left by a lot of cutting in their teen and late teen years. Maybe more than sometimes. I know of some.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (Kpl3J) 221
How much does it cots the 'owners' to lie every day vs how much do they make in income every day.
I don't know but based on their advertising I think they're doing pretty well still. The problem is that like all corporations they have a board of stock holders and those people demand the stock gets better every year or heads will roll. They will consider this massive failure and THAT might result in something happening. But they aren't gonna start shutting down like Sears any time soon. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+) Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (G0vdT) 223
"Ahem." - - 12 angry jurors who probably hate CNN Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ) I'll never seat a jury. Stand by for dismissal. Posted by: Carter appointed Judge at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (MAstk) 224
When those people go, what do the anchors do? Sit there like puppets with no hand?
----------------------- How hard is saying OrangeManBad for 24/7/365? Posted by: Puddin Head at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (2LelM) 225
Why is it that in any coup attempt the first thing they seize or try to defend is the radio /news stations and and newspapers. The commies have seized ours on the downlow decades ago.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (zFzxj) 226
"We gave up on CNN during Hurricane Katrina."
And on FOX, there was cannibalism. Not their finest hour. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (6eEQ+) 227
The Dinosaurs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (oVJmc) A lot more likely, at that! Posted by: Jurassic Park at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (J+mig) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (aKsyK) 229
CNN peaked during the Iraq War ... the first one. Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (sX1BW) I remember the Scud Stud. Don't know what happened to him. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC) 230
I think the Covington case *may* end up fucking over a few individuals, but no way is DS going to hit one of its own organs at the institutional level. They can't permit the precedent of a large media corporation that speaks on behalf of the State and Party being brought low by a filthy peasant.
Might as well be a serf suing the Church in medieval France. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (MxEKc) 232
>>>79 Ace et al, you keep telling these people they must learn to code. As an IT worker, as are others here --> why do you wish such ill?
they can't really learn to code because they're retards. but it would be funny to watch them try. Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (PbpT7) 233
Would it be inappropriate for me to whisper, "LOLGF"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC) Hallmark needs to expand into a line of greetings cards to fill this segment. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (t6MX/) 234
My wife tries to get me to watch that. I'm perfectly capable of popping my own pimples thank you.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (aS1PU) ........ These are not your average pimples! Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T) 235
I have never figured out why. CNN is on every television in every airport.
You would think they could at least divvy it up between CNN, MSNBC and FNC. Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (RBOtF) 236
59 They need to hire Olbermann. That'll fix it!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:19 PM You joke, but I loved watching his "The Resistance" YouTube series. I hated giving him the +1 to views, but rarely laughed so much in such a short period of time. Posted by: Grimaldi at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (S48ez) 237
Jeebus, the things you see on Pimple Popper. I can never watch the whole thing. Fuck, where do all these mutants come from?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM) Welcome to California today. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (ujg0T) 238
225 Why is it that in any coup attempt the first thing they seize or try to defend is the radio /news stations and and newspapers. The commies have seized ours on the downlow decades ago.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (zFzxj) So they can tell you it's not a coup, of course. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (J+mig) 239
Is this David Prince thing a weird troll or an oddly elaborate viral marketing deal?
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (9VeU0) 240
The trebuchet. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (J+mig) We have a solid business model! Please don't lump us in with these idiots! Posted by: Leo Da Vinci - CEO Trebuchet Airways at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (37IEG) 241
Dusting off my 1200 baud modem!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:30 PM For added geek cred, paint it violet, and show people your Purple Hayes. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (4e+hS) 243
To tie this with the discussion on tattoos a couple threads back - sometimes heavy tattoos on the arms, especially in women, are intended to cover the scars left by a lot of cutting in their teen and late teen years. Maybe more than sometimes. I know of some.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (Kpl3J) Among today's young nihilists, you would think that cutting scars >> tattoo sleeves Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (81Etl) 244
I have never figured out why. CNN is on every television in every airport.
CNN pays big bucks to force itself on unwary travelers. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (Mouru) Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (+eoWy) 246
including by a couple of fat women New Orleans cops, who actually spoke on the air and threatened to arrest the reporter (the only one in the store not stealing anything). It was hysterical.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (81Etl) Ah, NOPD. This is the same organization that insists, so I hear, that Louisiana government issued concealed carry permits 'do not apply' in NOLA. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (U7voe) 247
Would it be inappropriate for me to whisper, "LOLGF"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh It would be inappropriate if you didn't. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (HDCbD) Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (kLDv+) 249
CNN peaked during the Iraq War ... the first one.
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (sX1BW) I remember the Scud Stud. Don't know what happened to him. ----------- SNL had a semi-funny recurring skit with Al Franken as a roving reporter during that time. It wasn't their best stuff, but it was good as a 4th or 5th skit. Just after another smashing hit by The Pogues. Posted by: SH at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (sX1BW) 250
>>>how about a whole list thing for them to do besides coding, like: learn to say, "you want to upsize that combo." learn to weld, plumb, HVAC. think of the possibilities.
they also can't do physical work because they're worthless and weak. Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (PbpT7) 251
All of which is a shame. CNN and MSNBC have chased me away and Fox is what's left. Fox is awful in the morning.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (fuK7c) 252
201 Dr Spank: "I feel ace should pick comment of the day, or post, and hand out expensive prizes."
First Place: AoSHQ T-Shirt Second Place: Two AoSHQ T-Shirts Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (6eEQ+) Third Place is YOU'RE FIRED!!! BECAUSE THE AoSHQ COMMENT SECTION IS FOR CLOSERS!!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (Mouru) 254
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Ayds Diet Candy. ----- Most unfortunate branding decision ever. Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm) "Holocaust" brought to you by Easy Off Oven Cleaner. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (zBaqJ) 255
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"We gave up on CNN during Hurricane Katrina." And on FOX, there was cannibalism. Not their finest hour. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (6eEQ+) Speaking of which, isn't that the latest advisory from New Orleans?Cannibalize in place? Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG) 256
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN
DinosaursThe 12th ImamDrinking on the JobDonny and MarieBlood Letting Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (hjuAg) Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (8XRCm) 258
The Dr. P P is a One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (ufFY ......... Especially when she puts on the eyeshields. Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T) 259
More likely to make a comeback than CNN: Enron.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (J+mig) 260
162 The Pantheon isn't in Paris.
Posted by: Shep! at July 12, 2019 03:29 PM (xfb67) One in Rome, one in Paris (though officially the Froggish one has an accent on the second e). Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (RD7QR) 261
I have never figured out why. CNN is on every television in every airport. You would think they could at least divvy it up between CNN, MSNBC and FNC. Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 03:35 PM (RBOtF) -------- CNN promises their Airport broadcasts will never have plane crashes displayed? Posted by: rd at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (EK+Pw) 262
First Place: AoSHQ T-Shirt
Second Place: Two AoSHQ T-Shirts Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:32 PM (6eEQ+) lol Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (t6MX/) 263
sometimes heavy tattoos on the arms, especially in women, are intended to cover the scars left by a lot of cutting in their teen and late teen years/i]
"I tattooed a lattice on my inner thighs!" --Chelsea Handler Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (4e+hS) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (oVJmc) 266
the whole concept of national 24/7 broadcast news is quickly becoming a thing of the past.
>> If they provided news, that would be okay. But 99% of what they do is opinion, and wrong at that. Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (mnNV7) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (Mouru) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC) 269
Learn to take loads?
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (q177U) ========= I'm always open to show how! Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (vg8iE) 270
253 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Thalidomide for morning sickness Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:36 PM (Mouru) That escalated quickly. Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (9VeU0) 271
they can't really learn to code because they're retards.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM ace, when you work with enough developers, you find that's not an impenetrable barrier to entry. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (DMUuz) 272
Would it be inappropriate for me to whisper, "LOLGF"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC) A gentle blow on the ear, a nibble on the ear lobe, and, ever so softly and sexily... "Learn to code". Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (U7voe) 273
Damn you Firefox!!!
You have to hit return three times. For some reason. I need to switch to Brave. It's partially done by Eich. He understands privacy. Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (hjuAg) 274
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
----- Using red hot wires to treat syphilis. Posted by: fixerupper Dipping your wang in mercury. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (HDCbD) 275
My wife tries to get me to watch that. I'm perfectly capable of popping my own pimples thank you.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:31 PM (aS1PU) ........ These are not your average pimples! Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T) I know. *shudders* Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (Mouru) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (t6MX/) 278
The first rule of getting out of a hole is to stop digging.
Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (uLuPn) 279
ace, when you work with enough developers, you find that's not an impenetrable barrier to entry.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (DMUuz) The inability to code or the retardation? Or both? Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (U7voe) 280
I own a CNN SUCKS tee shirt and coffee cup. If I had a dog I'd wear it while walking the dog.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (2LelM) 281
It's a shame.
I visited CNN Atlanta last year. Looked impressive, especially the escalator (hah!). I also remember watching Headline News in the '80s. I had trouble shutting it off because who knows? -- news might be breaking in the next half-hour! (Also, Bobbie Batista. Yum.) Now instead of breaking news, it's broken news. How much more collapse will it take before news execs wake up and revert to reporting all the facts? Posted by: Weak Geek at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (Apbdw) 282
Damn you Firefox!!! You have to hit return three times. For some reason. I need to switch to Brave. It's partially done by Eich. He understands privacy. Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (hjuAg) I feel your pain. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC) 283
Fox is awful in the morning.
And in the afternoon. And in the evening. Cable news is just trash. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+) 284
>>>Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Yugoslavia Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (Mouru) LOL. Winner. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (81Etl) 285
"I have never figured out why. CNN is on every television in every airport."
Because the ticket desk/luggage hassle, security shakedown and overpriced food are not always enough to beat the masses into submission. Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (MxEKc) 286
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>>The trebuchet. Catapults are way more mobile and reload faster. Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (4e+hS) Not anymore! Based on Shoot and Scoot technology our Fling and Flee model is highly mobile (for a trebuchet). Posted by: Leo Da Vinci - CEO Trebuchet Airways at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (37IEG) 287
I need to switch to Brave. It's partially done by Eich. He understands privacy.
Dissenter has a browser, I am using it now. Its a skin on Brave, I think. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+) 288
It's "Coding, learn you must." Poser, you are.
Posted by: Force Powered Yoda Apparition at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (uGHnY) 289
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Ayds Diet Candy. ----- Most unfortunate branding decision ever. Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm) Bad luck, actually. "AYDS" appetite suppressant candies came out years before the dreaded disease was acronymed. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (ujg0T) 290
258 The Dr. P P is a One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2019 03:33 PM (ufFY ......... Especially when she puts on the eyeshields. Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T) Flip by an episode last night and the face shield didn't do its job on one particular cyst. It was like a car wreck. I couldn't turn away. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (zFzxj) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (Z+IKu) 292
even those low numbers are probably incorrectly inflated by the ubiquitous airport TVs spewing their nonsense.
Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (M1MpJ) 293
Maybe go with topless news readers? I'd watch that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM) 294
223 Your Honor, even though appointed by Jimmy Carter, your carpetbagging ass has no standing in my court, and these twelve honest Kentuckians will see that justice is served for my nephew.
Posted by: The Honorable Col. Buford T. Crawford, Circuit Judge for The Commonwealth of Kentucky at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (C1Lsn) 295
>>>>Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
The original Whatchamacallit candy bar before they added the layer of caramel that completely destroyed the delicate balance of the perfect confection. Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (q177U) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (Mouru) 297
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: The Hitler 'stache.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (J+mig) 298
ace, when you work with enough developers, you find that's not an impenetrable barrier to entry.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (DMUuz) The inability to code or the retardation? Or both? Posted by: Vanya Yes. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (HDCbD) 299
Hey, Ace:
Your "Gas Station Sushi" jokes are HILARIOUS! You should talk more about how you talk to your couch and it talks back. That would be great! Posted by: Iowa Bob at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (tu3iY) 300
I need to switch to Brave. It's partially done by Eich. He understands privacy.
Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:38 PM (hjuAg) I use it and it is good. Problem is that no ads are displayed so I have to hit Ace's tip jar from time to time. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (4e+hS) 302
The first rule of getting out of a hole is to stop digging.
Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (uLuPn) We can make it to China! Posted by: This. Is. CNN, Dammit! at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (81Etl) 303
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Members Only jackets Posted by: Cicero Parachute pants. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:41 PM (HDCbD) 304
Catapults are way more mobile and reload faster.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:37 PM Catapultae proscriptae soli proscripti habebunt Posted by: Maximus Decimus Meridius at July 12, 2019 03:41 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:41 PM (HDCbD) 306
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Maybe go with topless news readers? I'd watch that. Posted by: Puddin Head at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM) And now, at the top of the hour, topless news, with Brian Stelter. Posted by: This is CNN at July 12, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG) 307
Fox is awful in the morning. Steve Doucy is just so darned proud of himself for barely being able to read the teleprompter and stammering, stuttering, and mispronouncing things. This morning he called Rush Limbaugh "Limbo" once. Jeebus, go back to being the goofy weather reader. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:41 PM (ptqGC) 308
Dissenter has a browser, I am using it now. Its a skin on Brave, I think.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+) I would consider it but that name is just too retarded. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (81Etl) 309
Ace and garret eloped.
Posted by: Someguy at July 12, 2019 03:15 PM (p997d) I figured garret was ace's alter ego. In fact, I suspect most of the banned morons were really ace in the throes of some schizophrenic internal warfare. And probably half of you are really ace right this minute. It's a conspiracy! Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (vkS2Z) 310
Cave Dwelling
Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (hjuAg) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (oVJmc) 312
Yeah, a topless Don Lemon is what they need.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (4e+hS) 313
cnn in it's current form can only exist as long as there is bundling in cable/satellite packages.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (JUOKG) Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (zFzxj) 315
My wife's favorite channel is CNN Headline News, but only for the nightly Forensic Files marathons. Without that, she'd never watch it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (CXNZK) 316
Disco
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:41 PM (HDCbD) I will stand here before God and everyone and say the Bee Gees and Abba sound better than 95% of the crap that gets airplay today. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (U7voe) 317
I figured garret was ace's alter ego. In fact, I suspect most of the banned morons were really ace in the throes of some schizophrenic internal warfare. And probably half of you are really ace right this minute. It's a conspiracy!
Posted by: kathysaysso Je suis Ace. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (HDCbD) 318
The original Whatchamacallit candy bar before they added the layer of caramel that completely destroyed the delicate balance of the perfect confection. Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 03:40 PM (q177U) You still bitter about that? It's time to let it go. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (TAmPV) 319
Yup, any retard can code. I am proof of that!
Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (hjuAg) Posted by: annem at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (Fm81C) 321
DamnedYankee: "Speaking of which, isn't that the latest advisory from New Orleans? Cannibalize in place?"
If you have leftovers, yes. Otherwise you'll have to go to the Superdome. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (6eEQ+) 322
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Sandra Fluke's hymen Posted by: Mr. Peebles Michelle Field's arm. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (HDCbD) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (39g3+) 324
The Galaxy Note 7 Google Glass Cheetos flavored Chap Stick The DeHavilland Comet Olestra Betamax Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (oVJmc) 326
And probably half of you are really ace right this minute. It's a conspiracy!
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (vkS2Z) What if everyone on this site is Ace? What if you're the only other person here? Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (U7voe) 327
Yeah, a topless Don Lemon is what they need.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (4e+hS) Ugh. Makes me think of the commercial with two surfer dudes who've founded some ocean cleaning organization. Put some shirts on, dudes. Seriously. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (Ti9Td) Posted by: Hitler in his bunker at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (S48ez) 330
The CNN sets are empty now (The lights don't shine no more) And so the views are way down low Brian Stelter flows into my mind (The echoes of the daylight) Of everything that is alive (In Don LeMons world) You learn to code... when you are gone You learn to code You learn turn to code, when you goin' home You can't go on Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (aS1PU) 332
Brave is kinda dumb too, though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (39g3+) Not in the "Indian warrior" sense, which is the version of Brave that I use. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (81Etl) Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (vkS2Z) 334
hey, you cant say the Ayds Diet doesn't work.
Posted by: Big John Holmes (145 lb) at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (wmP1k) 335
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Steiner. Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (Ti9Td) 329 "Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:" Steiner Posted by: Hitler in his bunker at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (S48ez) ------------ Horde Mind. Its real. Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (8XRCm) 336
>The original Whatchamacallit candy bar before they added the layer of caramel that completely destroyed the delicate balance of the perfect confection.
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 03:40 THANK YOU! I thought like I was the only one who hated that decision! Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (a4qVe) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (zBaqJ) 338
The Galaxy Note 7
Google Glass Cheetos flavored Chap Stick The DeHavilland Comet Olestra Betamax Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Oleomargarine with the yellow coloring packet. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (HDCbD) 339
The Galaxy Note 7
Google Glass Cheetos flavored Chap Stick The DeHavilland Comet Olestra Betamax Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (AzW6q) What about the Segway? What about the guy who bought Segway? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (81Etl) 340
314 Things more likely to make a comeback.
The Passenger Pigeon Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (zFzxj) America as founded? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (zFzxj) 342
What if everyone on this site is Ace? What if you're the only other person here?
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (U7voe) Story of my life... Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (vkS2Z) Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (Ti9Td) 344
My wife's favorite channel is CNN Headline News, but only for the nightly Forensic Files marathons.
I've watched more than a few of those. Its particularly interesting when they do a really famous case, to get the background and how they cracked it. Headline News used to be the best source of news on your TV, but they ruined the format, probably because they couldn't spin or manipulate the news enough in the short format. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (39g3+) 345
sra blaster works at a company that we shall not name, but it is American and they trade in telegraphs and they recently purchased the parent company of CNN. She hates that their name is tarnishing her company's name. Posted by: blaster ===== As long as they have a sugardaddy who has other kids that are actually profitable, they live. So I think we can put CNN's demise at #TwoWeeks. I hate to be like that, but we're talking about self-perpetuating mediocrity, which is the Fourth Law of Thermodynamics. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (g4qVb) 346
I will stand here before God and everyone and say the Bee Gees and Abba sound better than 95% of the crap that gets airplay today.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:43 PM (U7voe) Pop radio has been an unremitting pile of suck since the rock infusion of the Grunge era wore off. There's still good rock bands out there, you just won't find them on the airwaves in most markets. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (J+mig) Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Crocs at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (wtvvX) 350
Brave is kinda dumb too, though
Kinda like "DuckDuckGo", I like the service, but what an unwieldy name. Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM (uGHnY) 351
You guys do know New Coke actually *is* coming back, right? It's some kind of promotion with Stranger Things, which I tried to watch and kept dozing off.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ZGrMX) 352
"why do you wish such ill?"
Don't worry, it's just a taunt. They are far too stupid to actually learn to code. Posted by: Chris M at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (eAZVt) 353
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN
DinosaursThe 12th ImamDrinking on the JobDonny and MarieBlood Letting >> Spaces Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (mnNV7) 354
Fox's afternoon viewership would triple today and this weekend if they'd send Shep! to New Orleans to cover the baby rape and cannibalism.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC) 355
283 Fox is awful in the morning.
And in the afternoon. And in the evening. Cable news is just trash. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+) "Please send $500000US via Western Union to cover all modalities, and remain blessed" - - Commission to buy Mr JJ Safetone TV transmuter Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (zBaqJ) 356
Vanya,
What is played is a reflection of the listener. So, a comeback for good music will take an audience that appreciates it. When do we think we look for that? I'm not hopeful, and I wonder if we are doomed. The Uni produces our ruling classes, and AOC is a populist. She seems to be doing well with that group. So I'm, really seriously worried, and most of it is focused on the education system. We are not making Americans. If you read Dewey's Democracy and Education as the commies all have, you know that society is reborn with every new generation's education. We are probably going to make it fine, but our kids and grandkids, the ones who are spared government schools, are going to be in big trouble. We no longer produce Americans. Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (hjuAg) 357
Horde Mind.
Its real. Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (8XRCm) ........ and it's spectacular. Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T) 358
Doesn't CNN also own HLN, AKA the People magazine of news channels?
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (U7voe) 359
328 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Steiner. Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (Ti9Td) 329 "Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:" Steiner Posted by: Hitler in his bunker at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (S48ez) ========== Horde mind. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (VyAV0) 360
Today's music..... I like 2 Cellos, Aviici, Vampire Weekend, George Ezra, Webb Wilder...... and the rest is more of a reach.....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (bCLt0) 361
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (Zz0t1) 362
New Coke is just the Diet Coke recipe but with corn syrup instead of artificial sweetener.
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (CXNZK) 363
I hate to be like that, but we're talking about self-perpetuating mediocrity, which is the Fourth Law of Thermodynamics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 03:46 PM I think you just helped me coin the perfect phrase for our pretend elites that all got where they are via daddy's money putting them through the Harvard-brand daycare center. I dub them the Mediocracy. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (J+mig) 364
You guys do know New Coke actually *is* coming back, right? It's some kind of promotion with Stranger Things, which I tried to watch and kept dozing off.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ZGrMX) There was nothing wrong with new Coke. They just let themselves be bullied around by Pepsi shills. That Stranger Things series is dogshit. I watched the first season and couldn't take it after 3 or 4 episodes. Awful. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (81Etl) 365
What if everyone on this site is Ace? What if you're the only other person here?
Posted by: Vanya Don't be ridiculous. I figure three of us at least are Snerdley and another two are NSA moles. Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (AM1GF) 366
354 Fox's afternoon viewership would triple today and this weekend if they'd send Shep! to New Orleans to cover the baby rape and cannibalism.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC) I saw Baby Rape and Cannibalism open for Pink Lady and Jeff at NBC Studios in '80. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (wtvvX) 368
Rush was playing some quotes from CNN and they're just an embarrassing load of shit. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (Zz0t1) 369
FrodoB,
It's a bug with Firefox. I have to hit return three times to get a space. I don't want to use Chrome. That's my crime. Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (hjuAg) 370
things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
New Coke Ford Pinto Olestra Betamax Michael Richards Posted by: vivi at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (11H2y) Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (H8QX8) Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (HDCbD) Posted by: Michael Jordan at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (NUGP3) 374
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That Stranger Things series is dogshit. I watched the first season and couldn't take it after 3 or 4 episodes. Awful. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:48 PM (81Etl) ========== So, to be the pedantic asshole that I am, you didn't actually watch it. You watched part of it and gave up. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (VyAV0) 375
In the future everyone will be Ace for 15 mnutes....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (bCLt0) 376
354 Fox's afternoon viewership would triple today and this weekend if they'd send Shep! to New Orleans to cover the baby rape and cannibalism.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC) I don't think his mascara is waterproof Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (a4qVe) 377
"Please send $500000US via Western Union to cover all modalities, and remain blessed"
This is totally legit. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (aS1PU) 378
>>>THANK YOU! I thought like I was the only one who hated that decision!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 12, 2019 03:45 PM (a4qVe) I know, right? My favorite childhood candy bar...destroyed by greed. Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (q177U) 379
CNN: "Trump wants to seal the borders because he wants America to be WHITE and hates brown people, so he's telling Americans we won't allow people in that don't look like you."
CNN could die in a plane crash and I wouldn't blink an eye. Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (Zz0t1) 380
It's a bug with Firefox. I have to hit return three times to get a space. I don't want to use Chrome. That's my crime.
>> That's why none of my punctuation works right. Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (mnNV7) 381
You can now find CNN.com with AOL Keyword LOLGF
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (3U22A) Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (HmZuC) 383
371 Things more likely to make a comeback.
Cigarette ads on the networks. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice 372 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: Cigarette smoking on airplanes. Posted by: rickb223 Damn close horde mind. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (HDCbD) 384
If they're lucky CNN's ratings will hit Tater's pillowy body when they crash to the bottom
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (n1yOz) 385
Doesn't CNN also own HLN
Yes, it used to be their super condensed news digest channel, with just the basic info repeated every half hour, and updated when new stuff came along. Great format. No opinion, no talking head panels. New Coke is just the Diet Coke recipe but with corn syrup instead of artificial sweetener Tasted like Pepsi to me. My brother suspects the whole thing was to disguise when they swapped from cane sugar to high fructose corn syrup. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (Mouru) 387
The iceback Avicii must not be forgiven his transgression against Etta James. Nor Moby for his against Camille Yarborough. Some crimes are too barbaric for mercy. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (AzW6q) 388
368 Rush was playing some quotes from CNN and they're just an embarrassing load of shit. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (Zz0t1) Vladimir Pozner at the height of the Cold War sounded more rational and reasonable than Dana Bash-in-the-face. Total disgrace, puerile and infantile. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (zBaqJ) 389
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Ace et al, you keep telling these people they must learn to code. As an IT worker, as are others here --> why do you wish such ill? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (N39Ws) So a new generation of capable coders can experience the bullshit we experienced first hand back in the late 80's when 'learn to code' was magic the first time to referb various dead end professionals. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (37IEG) 390
The Humanity
Posted by: Jimmy Hat at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (2cfUo) 391
I'm Ace and so's my wife!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (gC2IV) 392
385 New Coke is just the Diet Coke recipe but with corn syrup instead of artificial sweetener
Tasted like Pepsi to me. My brother suspects the whole thing was to disguise when they swapped from cane sugar to high fructose corn syrup. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (39g3+) ========= This gives corporate management a lot of credit they don't deserve. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (VyAV0) 393
In the future everyone will be Ace for 15 mnutes....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (bCLt0) ......... the shelves are going to take a beating. Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (v0R5T) 394
382 >>>Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN
Megan Rapinoe's modesty. Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (HmZuC) Bruce Jenner's fully functioning penis. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (zBaqJ) 395
Law and Order SVU> Stranger Things.....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (bCLt0) 396
Things more likely to make a comeback.
Cigarette ads on the networks. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice Appreciation for Brie Larsson's ass Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (n1yOz) 397
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Ace et al, you keep telling these people they must learn to code. As an IT worker, as are others here --> why do you wish such ill? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2019 03:21 PM (N39Ws) So a new generation of capable coders can experience the bullshit we experienced first hand back in the late 80's when 'learn to code' was magic the first time to referb various dead end professionals. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (37IEG) ======== Or, we live in a time of memes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (Mouru) 399
In the future everyone will be Ace for 15 mnutes....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (bCLt0) ----- And we'll all ban ourselves from our own blog. Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (8XRCm) 400
>>>Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN
Megan Rapinoe's modesty. >> That may be a bridge too far. Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (mnNV7) 401
the shelves are going to take a beating.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (v0R5T) But the commentary will be epic. Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (Zz0t1) 402
What if everyone on this site is Ace? What if you're the only other person here?
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (U7voe) That is a very intriguing question. Posted by: Philip K. Dick at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (9VeU0) Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T) 404
375 In the future everyone will be Ace for 15 mnutes....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (bCLt0) "What a wonderful woyld..." - - Satchmo Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (zBaqJ) 405
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CNN: "Trump wants to seal the borders because he wants America to be WHITE and hates brown people, so he's telling Americans we won't allow people in that don't look like you." CNN could die in a plane crash and I wouldn't blink an eye. Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:50 PM (Zz0t1) that's silly - George Bush killed all the colored people back during Hurricane Katrina. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG) 406
Appreciation for Brie Larsson's ass
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (n1yOz) ----- I dint know she was even married.... Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (Mouru) 408
So, to be the pedantic asshole that I am, you didn't actually watch it. You watched part of it and gave up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (VyAV0) To be pedantic, "gave up" is not the expression. "Smartened up" is more like it. It sucked donkey balls. I never played D+D. I never knew anyone who [played D+D. I never wanted to know anyone who played D+D. It's retarded. ANd a whole series based on the truth of D+D reality is something that I wouldn't waste one more second on. It was an awful series. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (81Etl) 409
Or, we live in a time of memes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (VyAV0) These are the memes that try men's souls. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (U7voe) 410
402 What if everyone on this site is Ace? What if you're the only other person here?
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (U7voe) That is a very intriguing question. Posted by: Philip K. Dick at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (9VeU0) ======== Here's some LSD. Now, write! Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (VyAV0) 411
Appreciation for Brie Larsson's ass
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM It can't come back if it was never a thing. Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (CXNZK) Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (AM1GF) 413
403 things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
.......... Bruce Jenner's dignity Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T) I said penis, but sure. Why not. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (zBaqJ) 414
In the future everyone will be Ace for 15 mnutes....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (bCLt0) ----- And we'll all ban ourselves from our own blog. Posted by: fixerupper And forget our password. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (HDCbD) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (39g3+) 416
Here's some real news:
Don't make bad decisions! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WWdE1_RW0&feature=youtu.be Instant justice through natural law. The antifa fascists need some of this type of action. Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (5ANJM) 417
I also only watched the 1st few episodes of Stranger Things and thought what horeshit. Does it get better?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (4e+hS) 418
400 >>>Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN
Megan Rapinoe's modesty. >> That may be a bridge too far. Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (mnNV7) I swear I read that as Megan Rapinoe's " Monkey".... what is WRONG with me???? Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (bCLt0) 419
My wife just showed me an instagram post from one of the Women's soccer team that had a key to the city.
"Hide your kids! Hide you wife! We got the key to this MuthaFucka and we're comin in wherever we want!!!" How embarrassing. No role models anymore. If that's what women's athletics are, I'm out. Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (g4qVb) 421
Reggae.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (NUGP3) 422
That is a very intriguing question.
Posted by: Philip K. Dick at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (9VeU0) Shouldn't you be writing something about psychics right about now? Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (U7voe) Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (q177U) 424
398 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Open-topped presidential limousines Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:51 PM (Mouru The brown acid at Woodstock. Oh wait, they serve that as afternoon snack in the Frisco public school kindergartens. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (zBaqJ) 425
Fox may also free fall if all of Hannitys tic tics are for naught
Posted by: Avi at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (jQoGa) 426
Speaking of meme's you can see why Me-again Rapeyhoe will become one.
It has 2 of her favorites words in it. Me and Me Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (37IEG) 427
I swear I read that as Megan Rapinoe's " Monkey".... what is WRONG with me????
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (bCLt0) But she's white... Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (Zz0t1) 428
TPOP:
DD's not retarded. YOU are retarded! How's that for a comeback. I learned that teaching high school. Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (hjuAg) 429
In the future everyone will be Ace for 15 mnutes....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM Do you have a structured bone broth arrangement? Call now! It's your broth; drink it when you want it! Posted by: G.G. Wentworth at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (DMUuz) 430
FWIW, check for porcine flights from Houston area airports...
The PoPo chief (Libnutz, but hey) actually said that they will cooperate with ICE. Something's happening... Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (6qErC) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (TAmPV) 432
I swear I read that as Megan Rapinoe's " Monkey".... what is WRONG with me????
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (bCLt0) Well, Megan Rapinoe's Monkey makes a whole lot more sense. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:55 PM (aS1PU) 433
Japanese fertility rates
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (Mouru) You laugh now, but when they invent programmable bio-clones that look and act like anime characters, the Japanese will outbreed everyone. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 12, 2019 03:55 PM (J+mig) 434
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Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN The McDLT Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 03:54 PM (TAmPV) The director's cut of Godfather Part 3. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:55 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:55 PM (hjuAg) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:55 PM (Zz0t1) 437
417 I also only watched the 1st few episodes of Stranger Things and thought what horeshit. Does it get better?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (4e+hS) I mean, either you like it or you don't. I liked it. But I hate a bunch of stuff other people like, such as Mad Men and The Wire. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (Ez6QX) 438
419: May as well replace them with trannies
Posted by: CN at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (U7k5w) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC) 440
This gives corporate management a lot of credit they don't deserve.
I agree that it does assume a great deal more craftiness and intelligence in a corporation's head than is realistic. Another theory was that it was because the owner of the coke recipe wasn't Coca Cola and they wanted to wrest it from them to stop paying royalties, so they dumped the old formula and he gave up ownership because it became worthless, but that strikes me as even LESS plausible. Probably just someone's bright idea to give coke a new profile for a new generation or some moronic crap. It was awful, though. And it has never tasted as good since then, even when they went back to the "old" formula. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+) 441
Here's some LSD. Now, write!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (VyAV0) I read The Zap Gun and Solar Lottery. He had interesting ideas, he just couldn't flesh them out without psychics. Very strange. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (U7voe) 442
Yeah, not likely to make a comeback, but from what? From shutdown, like Air America radio? Does anyone think that's actually going to happen? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (g4qVb) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (Zz0t1) 445
436: leisure suits
Posted by: CN at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (U7k5w) 446
Hillary's gross motor skills.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 12, 2019 03:49 PM (wtvvX) Ha ha ha ha ha! I read that as "Hillary's gross motorboarding skills." Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (vkS2Z) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (Mouru) 449
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Lawn Darts Candy Cigarettes The McDLT Headbangers Ball Archie Bunker Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (3U22A) Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T) 451
The McDLT was brilliant. Charge the customer more to assemble their own burger. And people bought it...
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (CXNZK) 452
Probably just someone's bright idea to give coke a new profile for a new generation"
Yep. It wasn't malice. Just stupidity. Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (6qErC) 453
439 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN
The movie "Song of the South" Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC) My oh My... miz D'oh...... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (bCLt0) Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (0CeRG) 455
440 This gives corporate management a lot of credit they don't deserve.
I agree that it does assume a great deal more craftiness and intelligence in a corporation's head than is realistic. Another theory was that it was because the owner of the coke recipe wasn't Coca Cola and they wanted to wrest it from them to stop paying royalties, so they dumped the old formula and he gave up ownership because it became worthless, but that strikes me as even LESS plausible. Probably just someone's bright idea to give coke a new profile for a new generation or some moronic crap. It was awful, though. And it has never tasted as good since then, even when they went back to the "old" formula. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+) =========== I go with: They were losing ground to Pepsi, so they decided to shake things up. They did market research and misread it horribly. They created a monster of a reaction that was easily predictable. They backtracked as fast as possible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (aS1PU) 457
I mean, either you like it or you don't. I liked it.
But I hate a bunch of stuff other people like, such as Mad Men and The Wire. Posted by: Jordan61 #Monster Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (4e+hS) 458
326 And probably half of you are really ace right this minute. It's a conspiracy!
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 12, 2019 03:42 PM (vkS2Z) What if everyone on this site is Ace? What if you're the only other person here? Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 03:44 PM (U7voe) Pick a different name, and you'd be talking about LGF. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (Kpl3J) 459
118 CNN was pushing a story injurious to my workplace/industry very recently.
In this morning's Management meeting, they were all discussing this terrible story run on CNN and how we would respond to it if approached by the community, etc. Ninety-nine percent of these people are big Democrats/libs and I SO badly wanted to say, "And you wonder why he calls them 'fake news and enemy of the people????' LOL GF!" Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2019 03:24 PM (vg8iE) ----- Dude, it is all in how you frame the response. Maybe do it one on one, or in small groups. Something like, Shit maybe they are right when they say CNN is fake news? Look at the hack job they did to us? Later, Didn't they tell us that Orange Buffoon was going to be impeached and thrown out? Maybe they don't always report the facts? Start small. Sound like a true believer that just has a question. Don't out yourself. Plant seeds of doubt Posted by: rd at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (EK+Pw) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (37IEG) 462
449 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Lawn Darts Candy Cigarettes The McDLT Headbangers Ball Archie Bunker Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (3U22A) You can still buy candy cigarettes. Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (NWiLs) 463
McDLT's tasted really good, they were better quality burger and fresher than the other burgers. You knew you were getting a fresh one every time.
The franchise owners hated it. It was more expensive and labor intensive, needed special packaging, etc. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+) 464
Prohibition
Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (hjuAg) Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (VyAV0) 466
419 My wife just showed me an instagram post from one of the Women's soccer team that had a key to the city.
"Hide your kids! Hide you wife! We got the key to this MuthaFucka and we're comin in wherever we want!!!" How embarrassing. No role models anymore. If that's what women's athletics are, I'm out. Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1) I wonder what women's soccer fans in other countries think of their endless trash-talking and end-zone dancing? Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (xjiRE) 467
Oh man, somebody beat me to the McDLT.
To be fair, I hope that whatever animal they make the McRib out of comes back from extinction soon. Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (3U22A) 468
The McDLT is technically back, it's called a super quarter pounder or some ridiculous somesuch. It is already assembled tho.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (a4qVe) 469
Megan Rapinoe's Fully Functioning Penis Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (BqBId) 470
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Rachel Corrie in 3-D Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1) LOL Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (aS1PU) 471
I never played D+D. I never knew anyone who [played D+D. I never wanted to know anyone who played D+D. It's retarded. ANd a whole series based on the truth of D+D reality is something that I wouldn't waste one more second on. It was an awful series.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM (81Etl) On this blog, them's fighting words. By the way, will Ace create the D&D guide to 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidates? Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (ujg0T) Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (kLDv+) 473
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN
RMS Titanic Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (37IEG) They're launching a new Titanic in 2022. Geniuses. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (81Etl) 474
456 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Atlantis Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (aS1PU) Betamax..... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (bCLt0) 475
The McDLT was brilliant. "
Let's see - it keeps the hot side hot, and the cold side... wait, which is which again? Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (6qErC) 476
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On this blog, them's fighting words. By the way, will Ace create the D&D guide to 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidates? Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (ujg0T) ========== This is a blog built on "volunteer" labor. Offer up your labor! Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (VyAV0) 477
Michael Jackson & his neverland ranch
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (BqBId) 478
#Monster
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (4e+hS) Well, Flounder was already all Invasion-of-the-Body-Snatchers screeching at me because I don't like beer. Might as well go all in. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (Ez6QX) Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (mnNV7) 480
By the way, will Ace create the DD guide to 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidates? Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (ujg0T) Question - as player characters to be slaughtered, or as Dungeon monsters? Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (37IEG) Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (G0vdT) 483
92 In fairness, CNN did beat out the Colonoscopy Channel and Test Pattern.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 03:22 PM (4e+hS) Only because of our time slot - give us primetime and we'll see! Posted by: Test Pattern at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (HQx/J) 484
Probably just someone's bright idea to give coke a new profile for a new generation or some moronic crap. It was awful, though.
And it has never tasted as good since then, even when they went back to the "old" formula. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor IMHO, Pepsi or Royal Crown Cola for drinking and Coke for mixing, i.e., rum & Coke. Coke is too syrupy for drinking. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (HDCbD) 485
They were losing ground to Pepsi, so they decided to shake things up.
That seems the most plausible, and stupid, of the possibilities. But they did start using corn syrup sweetening when it came back. I used to get accused of commenting on my own blog under a fake name. I did comment on my own blog sometimes, but I always tried to use my name (once in a while I'd forget to check the right box and it showed up anonymous though). Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+) 486
Rapinoe: "Hide your kids! Hide you wife! We got the key to this MuthaFucka and we're comin in wherever we want!!!"
Congratulations, dummy! You're now the biggest dick in the world of athletics! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (6eEQ+) 487
"What a wonderful woyld..."
- - Satchmo Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 03:52 PM Funny. I was just thinking that to myself. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (ejd/p) Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (3U22A) 489
You can still buy candy cigarettes.
>> Hmm. Whatever happened to Fizzies? Posted by: FrodoB Mmmmmmm. Zotz! Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (HDCbD) 490
468 The McDLT is technically back, it's called a super quarter pounder or some ridiculous somesuch. It is already assembled tho.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (a4qVe) ---- Back in the day, I liked the McDLT. Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (G0vdT) Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (I5SAg) 492
460 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Rachel Corrie in 3-D Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1) Horrible yet HILARIOUS!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (zBaqJ) 493
On this blog, them's fighting words.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (ujg0T) Man, am I in the wrong place, or what? I always knew there was something funny about this blog ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (81Etl) 494
I see Trump went after Turd Ryan for his pile of garbage tell all about why he got out of dodge because Orange Man Bad.
You have to see Trumps evisceration of him, it's beautiful. Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (oWKp7) 495
You can eliminate me from the list of people who might be Ace. Carry on.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (n1yOz) 496
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Rachel Corrie in 3-D Posted by: Sponge Could have been a t-shirt. Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (4e+hS) 497
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
The kid that cried during the new Star Wars movie trailer's balls. Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (Zz0t1) 498
489 You can still buy candy cigarettes.
>> Hmm. Whatever happened to Fizzies? Posted by: FrodoB Mmmmmmm. Zotz! Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (HDCbD) Yes, nothing like biting into a mass of raw citric acid powder! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (zBaqJ) 499
RC is the best cola, or at least it was a decade or so ago when I last had one. Coke is too sweet, Pepsi is acidic and too sweet. Shasta tastes like something that comes out of your radiator.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+) 500
The Gods hate hubris, Lefties.... just sayin'.... Nemesis...
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (bCLt0) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (6qErC) 502
things more likely to make a comeback before cnn, my sanity and john gotti.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (zBaqJ) 504
8 Track tapes
Posted by: CN at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (U7k5w) 505
Horrible yet HILARIOUS!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (zBaqJ) I'm going to Hell for that one, aren't I...... Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (Zz0t1) 506
Rapinoe: "Hide your kids! Hide you wife! We got the key to this MuthaFucka and we're comin in wherever we want!!!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (+0VWg) 507
495 You can eliminate me from the list of people who might be Ace. Carry on.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (n1yOz) That's just the sort of attempted misdirection we'd expect from Ace. Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs) 508
499 RC is the best cola, or at least it was a decade or so ago when I last had one. Coke is too sweet, Pepsi is acidic and too sweet. Shasta tastes like something that comes out of your radiator.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+) ========= Coke Zero Cherry. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (VyAV0) 509
Rapinoe: "Hide your kids! Hide you wife! We got the key to this MuthaFucka and we're comin in wherever we want!!!"
Congratulations, dummy! You're now the biggest dick in the world of athletics! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (6eEQ+) ---------- Are you f'n kiddin' me? Way to make Latrell Sprewell look genteel, Megan. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q) 510
CNN is like a fukkin possum crossing a busy highway. Scared shitless but unable to think of anything to do so they just keep on keeping on. Until..........*SPLAT*
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (m/IZ9) 511
8 tracks had good sound, but the breaks were never in a good place. You'd be getting into a song then *silence... KA CHUNK... silence*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (aKsyK) 513
Whoops; Sorry. Aide from saying that NYC was the greatest MF city ever, what did Megan really say?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (+0VWg) 514
507 495 You can eliminate me from the list of people who might be Ace. Carry on.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:01 PM (n1yOz) That's just the sort of attempted misdirection we'd expect from Ace. Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs) Yeah ace, a little TOO obvious, dude.... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (bCLt0) Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (zFzxj) 516
What does Rapinoe even mean by that...STFU,dunce!
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (HQx/J) 517
They're launching a new Titanic in 2022. Geniuses. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 03:59 PM (81Etl) The new Titanic is completely submersible with major sections of the ship completely water tight. Those sections are not in the passenger compartment areas for added realism in our simulation which will occur at 9:00 PM. At that time there will be a simulated collision with an iceberg and a lifeboat drill. We only have enough lifeboats for half the passengers so make sure you bring the baseball bats we've conveniently placed in every room for your use. Posted by: RMS New Titanic at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (37IEG) Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (0CeRG) 519
Mexican Coke is best for Rum and Cokes. You need the sweetness to take the dilution and still be sweet.
Old alkies like myself know. Same with 7up. Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (I5SAg) 520
Rapinoe: "Hide your kids! Hide you wife! We got the key to this MuthaFucka and we're comin in wherever we want!!!"
Congratulations, dummy! You're now the biggest dick in the world of athletics! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (6eEQ+) Sad thing is, it wasn't Rapinoe. It was one of the other pre-op trannies. Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (Zz0t1) 521
439 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN
The movie "Song of the South" Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC) Zippity doo-dah Zippity yay Ah I love that one. What? Posted by: Joe "Hands" Biden at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR) 522
Watching Captain Kangaroo reruns would be a more productive activity.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (FTlwv) 523
486 Rapinoe: "Hide your kids! Hide you wife! We got the key to this MuthaFucka and we're comin in wherever we want!!!"
Congratulations, dummy! You're now the biggest dick in the world of athletics! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:00 PM (6eEQ+) How funny would it be if she gets a sponsorship gig at Nike... for 65% of what Kaepernick gets? Nelson Muntz LOL. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (zBaqJ) 524
508Coke zero orange is bad.
Posted by: CN at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (U7k5w) 525
Supposedly Coke Zero Sugar (because just plain zero was confusing people, I guess) is the best of a bad thing: diet pop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (9VeU0) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (81Etl) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (mnNV7) 532
531 Coke Zero Cherry.
>>MMM! What's up with Coke Zero vs. Coke Zero Sugar? Not the same? Posted by: FrodoB at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (mnNV7) ========= I dunno. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (VyAV0) 533
How do I volunteer. I sent ace an email about it once, and didn't hear back. A writing sample?
I want to write about living off grid, camping, and also privacy. I might start a compound. Any moronettes out there looking to live free and naked? Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (hjuAg) Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (v0R5T) 535
It looks like it was some bint called Ashlyn Harris, not Rapinoe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (AzW6q) 536
> They get beat by the Hallmark Channel? That is hilarious.
Give it another year and they'll be getting beat by "Men with Hair Buns and Ear Gauges Discuss Their Chakras" on the public access channel. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (JUUk1) 537
But they did start using corn syrup sweetening when it came back. "
Actually, most Coke bottlers were already using HFCS before the New Coke debacle... Interestingly, several independent bottlers didn't support New Coke, so the company changed their distribution area, which led to other lawsuits... Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (6qErC) 538
519 Mexican Coke is best for Rum and Cokes. You need the sweetness to take the dilution and still be sweet.
Old alkies like myself know. Same with 7up. Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (I5SAg) Hell to the yeah. My goto rum right now is The Kraken. Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (9VeU0) 539
522 Watching Captain Kangaroo reruns would be a more productive activity.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 12, 2019 04:03 PM (FTlwv) I only watched the opening credits for the HO train set hauling the Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (zBaqJ) 540
Rapinoe's marketing strategy: Fuck everybody. I'm an angry lesbian. Fuck you!
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (I5SAg) 541
Mexican Coke is best for Rum and Cokes. You need the sweetness to take the dilution and still be sweet.
Kinda makes sense from a chemical standpoint. Rum is made from cane sugar. Mexican coke is sweetened with cane sugar. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (FTlwv) 543
530: more likely: The Plastic Ono Band
Posted by: CN at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (U7k5w) 544
The new Titanic is completely submersible with major sections of the ship completely water tight. Those sections are not in the passenger compartment areas for added realism in our simulation which will occur at 9:00 PM. At that time there will be a simulated collision with an iceberg and a lifeboat drill. We only have enough lifeboats for half the passengers so make sure you bring the baseball bats we've conveniently placed in every room for your use. Posted by: RMS New Titanic ===== ROFL Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (g4qVb) 545
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: all previous submissions.
So you're saying there's a chance... Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (S48ez) 546
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Blackface minstrel shows. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (zBaqJ Never go full retard Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (zFzxj) 547
530 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Blackface minstrel shows. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (zBaqJ) Well, except in Virginia.... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (bCLt0) 548
416 Here's some real news:
Don't make bad decisions! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WWdE1_RW0&feature=youtu.be Instant justice through natural law. The antifa fascists need some of this type of action. Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2019 03:53 PM (5ANJM) that is a HILARIOUS video! What tickled me the most is that after he sneaks up and kicks the bear (for no reason) the bear at first just turns around, and looks to the right, and looks to the left, like the bear is thinking "Did you really just fucking do that to me???" And THEN the bear gets pissed off! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (Kpl3J) 549
They'll always have the airports
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (0CeRG) 551
534 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
.......... women's sports Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (v0R5T) With actual anatomically/biologically correct women. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (Zz0t1) 553
533 How do I volunteer. I sent ace an email about it once, and didn't hear back. A writing sample?
I want to write about living off grid, camping, and also privacy. I might start a compound. Any moronettes out there looking to live free and naked? Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (hjuAg) ========= Cobs are best. OM and CBD run most of the non-Ace content, especially on weekends. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (VyAV0) 554
Rapinoe's marketing strategy: Fuck everybody. I'm an angry lesbian. Fuck you!
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (I5SAg) She seems nice. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (aS1PU) 555
So you're saying that I have a chance?
Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (NeSSd) 556
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Hell to the yeah. My goto rum right now is The Kraken. Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (9VeU0) Thanks man..... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (bCLt0) 557
Bacardi makes a rum in Mexico that you can buy in San Diego. Half the price and just as good.
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (I5SAg) 558
> 8 tracks had good sound, but the breaks were never in a good place.
You'd be getting into a song then *silence... KA CHUNK... silence* There are some songs where, to this day, I keep expecting to hear that CHUNK sound at certain points. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (JUUk1) 559
554 Rapinoe's marketing strategy: Fuck everybody. I'm an angry lesbian. Fuck you!
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (I5SAg) Vote for me! Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (O2RFr) 560
Rapinoe's marketing strategy: Fuck everybody. I'm an angry lesbian. Fuck you!
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (I5SAg) ----- It looks like pretty much the whole team acts like this, from what I can tell. And people wonder why lesbians have such a high violent crime rate - a lot of anger seems to be the answer. I can't believe they give whole gangs of them clubs in softball. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q) 561
540 Rapinoe's marketing strategy: Fuck everybody. I'm an angry lesbian. Fuck you!
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (I5SAg) I'm thinking she expects to get product endorsements and will sue for discrimination if she doesn't. Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (xjiRE) 562
549 They'll always have the airports
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (O2RFr) ========== You're not Amy Schumer... See #145. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (VyAV0) 563
"This is an orange. This is a banana."
Both have rotted, are covered in mold, and even the bugs won't touch them. Posted by: kbdabear at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (qAR6u) 564
540 Rapinoe's marketing strategy: Fuck everybody. I'm an angry lesbian. Fuck you!
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (I5SAg) Does her girlfriend have an aftertaste of Krylon in her mouth? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (zBaqJ) 565
I go with: They were losing ground to Pepsi, so they decided to shake things up.
They did market research and misread it horribly. They created a monster of a reaction that was easily predictable. They backtracked as fast as possible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:57 PM (VyAV0) End result, Coke was even more entrenched as the top dog in the cola wars and it hasn't been close since. The company Pepsi has done well no doubt but it is not comparable to the company Coca Cola. The former is a very diverse foods company and the latter sells sugar syrup and now bottled water and other drinks. The is a reason people say "Will Pepsi be ok?" a million times a day. Also, I heard that New Coke consistently beat out Classic Coke in taste tests. Many speculate the flaw was that the taste tests, like the Pepsi Challenge, ignored the food factor. I say they should have considered the JD factor too. Either way KO is a pretty remarkable company. It is not like no one has ever come up with a better tasting concoction in over a hundred years. The amazing part is that it doesn't matter anymore. Then again, they are making a killing selling people water as soda consumption drops. Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (aKsyK) 567
They're investigating an alleged hate crime against Rapinoe now. My guess is someone sent her a nasty letter or something. Or its just a stupid hoax.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+) 568
Blackface minstrel shows.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton I'm right there with you-- --Gov. Ralph Northam Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (FTlwv) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (6qErC) 570
557 Bacardi makes a rum in Mexico that you can buy in San Diego. Half the price and just as good.
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (I5SAg) We have some cheaper! Posted by: Dominican Republic at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (9VeU0) 571
The new Titanic is completely submersible with major sections of the ship completely water tight. Those sections are not in the passenger compartment areas for added realism in our simulation which will occur at 9:00 PM.
At that time there will be a simulated collision with an iceberg and a lifeboat drill. We only have enough lifeboats for half the passengers so make sure you bring the baseball bats we've conveniently placed in every room for your use. Posted by: RMS New Titanic Hey, escape rooms are a thing. Looking to take your escape experience to the next level? We present... Escape Ship! You have 2 1/2 hours to find your way out of steerage and find something that will keep you out of the 34 degree water! Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (U7voe) 572
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
The Yugo. Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (0CeRG) The other day my son asked me if there were any Yugos still around. I said naaaahhhh. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG) 574
557 Bacardi makes a rum in Mexico that you can buy in San Diego. Half the price and just as good.
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:06 PM (I5SAg) Twice the e. coli and rat droppings too. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (zBaqJ) 575
Anybody have Hot N' Now Burger joints? Gone now, but man those things were easy to eat
UPDATE - after further review...there is 1 left in Sturgis, MI Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (HQx/J) 576
564 540 Rapinoe's marketing strategy: Fuck everybody. I'm an angry lesbian. Fuck you!
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:05 PM (I5SAg) Does her girlfriend have an aftertaste of Krylon in her mouth? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (zBaqJ) Munch eternal, shiny and chrome! Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (NWiLs) 577
No wonder that professional Christian soccer player didn't make the women's national squad. You have to be an immoral, foul mouthed , American hating lesbian to be on the team.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:08 PM (zFzxj) 578
TBF, Yugo makes one hell of a rifle. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q) 579
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
Posted by: Too soon? at July 12, 2019 04:08 PM (S48ez) 580
So Megan whateverthehellherlastnameis is not just someone who doesn't like Donald Trump, she's an angry, miserable, amoral piece of trash.
Interesting. Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:08 PM (n1yOz) 581
567 They're investigating an alleged hate crime against Rapinoe now. My guess is someone sent her a nasty letter or something. Or its just a stupid hoax.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+) Vandalized a poster in the subway, I heard. No bullshit. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 04:08 PM (Ez6QX) 582
Someone defaced a Rapinoe poster in the NY subway tunnel, seems like a hate crime against the poster.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 04:08 PM (4e+hS) 583
553 533 How do I volunteer. I sent ace an email about it once, and didn't hear back. A writing sample?
I want to write about living off grid, camping, and also privacy. I might start a compound. Any moronettes out there looking to live free and naked? Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 04:04 PM (hjuAg) Live Free and Naked I understand was once considered as the New Hampshire state motto. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (zBaqJ) 584
Good to hear the CNN Anchors a weight a big payout from their cast in concrete solid footings meh heh Heh
Cuomo cuomo chameleon may float on his fat pecs for 2 minutes,the chix not so much and Lemons big booty hole will take on water like Katrina..................... Posted by: saf at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (5IHGB) 585
565 Also, I heard that New Coke consistently beat out Classic Coke in taste tests. Many speculate the flaw was that the taste tests, like the Pepsi Challenge, ignored the food factor. I say they should have considered the JD factor too. Either way KO is a pretty remarkable company. It is not like no one has ever come up with a better tasting concoction in over a hundred years. The amazing part is that it doesn't matter anymore. Then again, they are making a killing selling people water as soda consumption drops.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (n13/j) ========== What I read was that non-regular Coke drinkers liked New Coke more than Classic/Old. But the regular Coke drinkers decidedly chose Classic/Old over New. So, Coke decided to piss off its fan base, essentially, by listening to people who occasionally bought Coke instead of those who always lost Coke. It's honestly exactly what Disney has done with Star Wars. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (Zz0t1) 587
582 Someone defaced a Rapinoe poster in the NY subway tunnel, seems like a hate crime against the poster.
More like a mercy killing... Who wants to look at that face Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (O2RFr) 588
Mexican Coke is best for Rum and Cokes. You need the sweetness to take the dilution and still be sweet.
Old alkies like myself know. Same with 7up. Posted by: JAS The Mexican restaurant we go to has Mexican Coke on the menu. Wife loves it. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (HDCbD) 589
579 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
Posted by: Too soon? at July 12, 2019 04:08 PM (S48ez) That's what CNN was hoping for for months. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (zBaqJ) 590
I expect Rapinoe will be one of those athletes who ends up living in a dosshouse or dying of a drug overdose. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (AzW6q) 591
Pepsi outsells Coke in some parts of the country, like the Northwest. I have no idea why. I think Pepsico owns Dr Pepper, which means in Texas its big too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+) 592
567 They're investigating an alleged hate crime against Rapinoe now. My guess is someone sent her a nasty letter or something. Or its just a stupid hoax.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+) It's probably going to be a 12 year old boy who drew a mustache on one of her posters. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J) 593
Does Megan kiss her mother with that mouth?. Yeah, she does.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (n1yOz) 594
"Twice the e. coli and rat droppings too."
it's hard liquor. no germs. the rat poop is nutritious and sterile! Posted by: Bacardi's marketing team at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (wmP1k) Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (v0R5T) 596
Munch eternal, shiny and chrome!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (NWiLs) I expected to dislike that movie. I was wrong. The world building was frigging great. Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (U7voe) 597
Except for the last week or so, I had never heard of this Rapinoe guy.... he needs a better haircut though.... high and tight would be better....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (bCLt0) Posted by: Basement Cat at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (pPNCa) 599
586 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Olestra Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (Zz0t1) Nadler being able actually see his penis by looking down. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (zBaqJ) 600
End result, Coke was even more entrenched as the top dog in the cola wars and it hasn't been close since. The company Pepsi has done well no doubt but it is not comparable to the company Coca Cola. The former is a very diverse foods company and the latter sells sugar syrup and now bottled water and other drinks. The is a reason people say "Will Pepsi be ok?" a million times a day.
Also, I heard that New Coke consistently beat out Classic Coke in taste tests. Many speculate the flaw was that the taste tests, like the Pepsi Challenge, ignored the food factor. I say they should have considered the JD factor too. Either way KO is a pretty remarkable company. It is not like no one has ever come up with a better tasting concoction in over a hundred years. The amazing part is that it doesn't matter anymore. Then again, they are making a killing selling people water as soda consumption drops. Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (n13/j) IIRC, that was because PepsiCo thought it a fine idea to buy some fast food chains, notably Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut and only offer Pepsi. Captive market, right? And then KO went to every other fast food chain and made the argument that if they served Pepsi, they were helping their fast food competitors, and all other chains that were PepsiCo customers, from Burger King to Dairy Queen, all switched to Coke. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (ujg0T) 601
595 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
.......... King Tutankhamun Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (v0R5T) ========= "On it." -Brendan Fraser Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (I5SAg) 603
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I expect Rapinoe will be one of those athletes who ends up living in a dosshouse or dying of a drug overdose. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (AzW6q) Doesn't she have a brother who's in rehab for meth? Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (Ez6QX) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (NWiLs) 606
Meagan Rapinoe - leading the American US Women's soccer team to become the #1 team the world loves to hate.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (37IEG) 607
597 Except for the last week or so, I had never heard of this Rapinoe guy.... he needs a better haircut though.... high and tight would be better....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (bCLt0) "Tell me about it!" - - Rachel Madoff, community college DJ Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (U7voe) 609
The other day my son asked me if there were any Yugos still around. I said naaaahhhh.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (aS1PU) There is a Yugo owners group in Britain...and a few craigslist sightings pretty recently...they live. Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (HQx/J) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (xPJvm) 611
If Rapinoe were a guy, his face would be ordinary.
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (I5SAg) What do you mean 'if?' Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (zFzxj) 613
Pepsi outsells Coke in some parts of the country, like the Northwest. I have no idea why. I think Pepsico owns Dr Pepper, which means in Texas its big too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+) No Coke. Pepsi! -- Cheeseburger guy. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (aS1PU) 614
The other day my son asked me if there were any Yugos still around.
One of my favorite Shanklin parody songs Rush used to run. https://youtu.be/tZzKUt4OtE8 Back when Rush was fun Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (39g3+) 615
586 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Olestra Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (Zz0t1) Yeah... that was some fun stuff.... a surprise in every bag of chips, it was...... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (bCLt0) 616
593: Sometime the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Mom's probably an asshole too
Posted by: CN at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (U7k5w) 617
I'm feeling like now is my chance to shine.
Posted by: Brewster Buffalo at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (NeSSd) 618
> UPDATE - after further review...there is 1 left in Sturgis, MI
What is it with Michigan and defunct hamburger chains, anyway? The only remaining Henry's is in Benton Harbor. Henry's was our preferred burger joint when I was a little kid. Way better than McDonald's, even at that time. McDonald's today? No comparison. I have no idea if the last Henry's still has the original taste or not, so don't take this as an endorsement. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (JUUk1) 619
567 They're investigating an alleged hate crime against Rapinoe now. My guess is someone sent her a nasty letter or something. Or its just a stupid hoax.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+) --- Someone marked up some of her posters. Much ado about nothing. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (hjaPQ) 620
582 Someone defaced a Rapinoe poster in the NY subway tunnel, seems like a hate crime against the poster.
.......... OMG, did they color her hair in purple? Oh, wait... Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (v0R5T) 621
Doesn't she have a brother who's in rehab for meth?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (Ez6QX) ------- Dunno, but from watching her on TV (that quote isn't her BTW), she's either on some kind of weird drug, or needs to be. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (AzW6q) 622
What I remember about old Coke when I was a kid - when you were super thirsty and hot, you could get one of those old cokes in the glass bottle and pour it down your throat and it would BURN! Oh how that would burn! But then the sweetness would kick in and overwhelm you and your thirst would be TOTALLY quenched.
Coke hasn't done that in decades. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (Kpl3J) 623
"March was the time to panic. Now is the time for hanging yourself in the garage."
That's all I needed today. Thanks ace. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (8lGpb) 624
If you want a cola to guzzle, Pepsi is less sweet and therefore better. If you want a mixer, nobody ever said "Let me have a rum and Pepsi."
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (I5SAg) Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (0CeRG) 626
CNN probably keeps moving as a loss leading zombie news outlet concerned only with getting some propaganda out and the losses are juicy tax writeoffs for their benefactors.
The anchors and well known "reporters" will still get paid, but if Allahpundit was counting on them as a potential employer he's shit outta luck. Posted by: kbdabear at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (qAR6u) 627
Is there ever any protest and attempted leftist cause than trying to get rid of the SUV? Mother of God, 3 out of ever 4 cars on the road are SUVs and "crossovers" (station wagons)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (39g3+) 628
617 I'm feeling like now is my chance to shine.
Posted by: Brewster Buffalo at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (NeSSd) "Pfft!" Boulton-Paul Defiant Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (zBaqJ) 629
The John Carter movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (VyAV0) The chick was hawt. Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (jhgxs) Posted by: J. Goldberg at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (6mPBH) 631
cnn will we watched when news is happening. If you hate trump you will watch msdnc. Bland style is boring. Cooper, coumo and lemon are boring.
Posted by: raimondo at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (fNIyr) 632
Really though, I think Anderson Cooper's brother's gender change to become Meagan Rapinoe was pretty successful.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (37IEG) 633
With such credible journalists as Don LeMon
Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (e8kgV) 634
What I read was that non-regular Coke drinkers liked New Coke more than Classic/Old.
But the regular Coke drinkers decidedly chose Classic/Old over New. " Nailed it. Dr. Pepper is part of the Keurig/Snapple group. Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (6qErC) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1) 636
629 The John Carter movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (VyAV0) The chick was hawt. Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (jhgxs) ========== I love that damn movie. It was too expensive and marketed horribly, but I love that damn movie. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0) 637
Sometime the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Mom's probably an asshole too
Posted by: CN at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (U7k5w) She had a mom? According to her she burst forth from the stomach of Zeus. Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (NWiLs) 639
631 cnn will we watched when news is happening. If you hate trump you will watch msdnc. Bland style is boring. Cooper, coumo and lemon are boring.
Posted by: raimondo at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (fNIyr) In other words, to hate Trump, do it with flair. This actually makes sense, raimondo. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (ujg0T) 640
Dr. Pepper is part of the Keurig/Snapple group.
Must just be distributed by Pepsi guys around here. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Basement Cat at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (pPNCa) 642
Best dark rum?
Sebastian's. Sebastian's on the Beach Hotel Little Apple Bay, Tortola Tastes like candy. Room temperature & straight. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (HDCbD) 643
635 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Michael Avenatti's law career Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1) Paul Reubens.... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (bCLt0) 644
> Vandalized a poster in the subway, I heard. No bullshit.
Ah. I see the religion of communism has brought back blasphemy laws. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (JUUk1) 645
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567 They're investigating an alleged hate crime against Rapinoe now. My guess is someone sent her a nasty letter or something. Or its just a stupid hoax. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+) --- Someone marked up some of her posters. Much ado about nothing. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (hjaPQ) Yeah, so now vandalism is a hate crime because Rapinoe? Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG) 646
634 What I read was that non-regular Coke drinkers liked New Coke more than Classic/Old.
But the regular Coke drinkers decidedly chose Classic/Old over New. " Nailed it. Dr. Pepper is part of the Keurig/Snapple group. Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (6qErC) ========== It was a case study in business school. Apparently UAB's MBA program teaches New Coke as a cautionary tale, but Harvard's MBA teaches it as the thing to do. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (FTlwv) 649
643 635 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Michael Avenatti's law career Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1) Paul Reubens.... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (bCLt0) Parachute pants Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (Ct55T) 650
592 567 They're investigating an alleged hate crime against Rapinoe now. My guess is someone sent her a nasty letter or something. Or its just a stupid hoax.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+) It's probably going to be a 12 year old boy who drew a mustache on one of her posters her penis. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J) FIFY Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (YfXEi) 651
642 Best dark rum?
Sebastian's. Sebastian's on the Beach Hotel Little Apple Bay, Tortola Tastes like candy. Room temperature & straight. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (HDCbD) ========== "A 20 year old liquor for $40?" "Yeah, it's rum." Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1) 653
How would a person even know how to send a letter to Megan Rapinoe? Her address and e-mail are available on the internet?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (+0VWg) 654
Coding. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Sam Shepard Voice at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (hdzef) 655
"The John Carter movies."
Huh? Was there more than one? Oh and yes, Lynn Collins was totally haut. Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (I5SAg) Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (84LPL) 657
Someone defaced a Rapinoe poster in the NY subway tunnel,"
Which, amazingly, wasn't posted all over the interwebz. Funny, no? Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (6qErC) 658
Damn HTML fail. I rebuke myself
Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (YfXEi) 659
What I remember about old Coke when I was a kid - when you were super thirsty and hot, you could get one of those old cokes in the glass bottle and pour it down your throat and it would BURN! Oh how that would burn! But then the sweetness would kick in and overwhelm you and your thirst would be TOTALLY quenched.
Coke hasn't done that in decades. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:12 PM (Kpl3J) Yep. The sugar burn. Did not happen with New Coke, and also did not happen with old Coke after that. I blame the aliens. Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (jhgxs) 660
My career....
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (FTlwv) It appears the Ron Jeremy stock ticker looks like a rainbow Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (HQx/J) Posted by: Joe Biden at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (FTlwv) 662
655 "The John Carter movies."
Huh? Was there more than one? Oh and yes, Lynn Collins was totally haut. Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (I5SAg) ========== There were plans for a trilogy, but only one made. Le sigh... Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (VyAV0) 663
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How would a person even know how to send a letter to Megan Rapinoe? Her address and e-mail are available on the internet? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (+0VWg) Yeah, it's like when you send a letter or email to Santa Claus. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (37IEG) 664
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Comeback? Pia Zadora. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:15 PM (zBaqJ) She was once a 1 in a "lonely bar in winter at closing time after drinking cheap beer after a bad breakup" sort of way. Posted by: Joe at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: Stelter at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (LilNs) 666
We got some rain!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (NMAzL) 667
I hope the Airports review their choice of which "News" channel that they pipe into all of their Terminal TV LCD screens post-haste!
Posted by: MoJoTee at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (O7t6I) Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (q177U) 669
I wasn't aware you could commit a hate crime against the MTA. Though I suppose a lot of people would like to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q) 670
656 Screw ya all= I'm coming back as an autonomous car
Sincerely, The Ford Pinto Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2019 04:16 PM (84LPL) A Mr. Bean remake starring a self-driving hatchback... bold concept. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (Ct55T) Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (hjuAg) 672
I love that damn movie.
It was too expensive and marketed horribly, but I love that damn movie. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0) The movie left me flat - I don't know why. THe bouncing back to Earth at the end was stupid, I think. What really hurt, to me, was that I had read a lot of the John Carter books as a Yoot and had really loved them - I had long wanted someone to make a go of that franchise. Instead, the movie killed it. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (Kpl3J) 673
There is a Yugo owners group in Britain...and a few craigslist sightings pretty recently...they live.
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (HQx/J) We sleep Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (xJa6I) 674
"When Anderson Cooper and Don LeMon are servicing my wife, you know what their O faces remind me of? GAS STATION SUSHI." -- Jonah "I regret that I have but one wife to give for my country" Goldberg
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (5jlG9) 675
And I hit the number
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (NMAzL) 676
In the third season of "Stranger Things" one of the kids likes "New Coke." LOLGF
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (I5SAg) 677
The John Carter movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 03:58 PM (VyAV0) The chick was hawt. Posted by: tbodie Lynn Collins. Barsoom! Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (HDCbD) 678
Anderson Cooper
I always thought he was D.B. Cooper's love child. Posted by: Basement Cat at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (pPNCa) ........... D.B. was an albino? Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (v0R5T) 679
Charo>>>Pia Zadora....
Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (bCLt0) 680
What I read was that non-regular Coke drinkers liked New Coke more than Classic/Old.
But the regular Coke drinkers decidedly chose Classic/Old over New. So, Coke decided to piss off its fan base, essentially, by listening to people who occasionally bought Coke instead of those who always lost Coke. It's honestly exactly what Disney has done with Star Wars. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:09 PM (VyAV0) Lots of companies make that mistake. They push sales so much they value new customers more than the ones they already have. And it usually is much more expensive to get a new customer than to keep an existing one. Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (n13/j) 681
Jonah "I regret that I have but one wife to give for my country" Goldberg
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (5jlG9) ROFL! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (NMAzL) 682
673 There is a Yugo owners group in Britain...and a few craigslist sightings pretty recently...they live.
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM (HQx/J) We sleep Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (xJa6I) Just put the glasses on! Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (NWiLs) 683
671 TJM,
Is CBD Petmorons@ ? Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (hjuAg) ========= That's MisHum, I think. They might be able to start that cob conversation. It's a decent place to start. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:18 PM (37IEG) 686
> Paul Reubens....
He still has a decent career, but yeah, he will never again have a kiddie TV show. He does a lot of voiceover work for cartoons, and does numerous other characters besides Peewee Herman. You've probably seen him without recognizing him. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (JUUk1) 687
And I hit the number
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (NMAzL) Miley don't lose that number. It's the only one you got. Posted by: Steely Dan at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (8lGpb) Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (37IEG) Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (4e+hS) 691
I worked for Pepsi from 01-09. We actually surpassed Coke in national market share in 05-06. Then along came Indira Nooyi.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (gC2IV) 692
Tomi Lahren-who I guess is a host on Fox summed it up best in her twitter feed:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (+0VWg) 693
Sponge: "Sad thing is, it wasn't Rapinoe. It was one of the other pre-op trannies."
I just did a quick search and couldn't ID the player who said that. Rapinoe did say the NY audience was the MF'ing best, so she did get to use a pretty awful phrase for the whole world to hear while unintentionally slamming every other parade and city the team visited as, by default, not the best. So an own goal. But you're right, it was someone else making the truly inspirational shout-out to the kids. What a disgrace. They don't represent America. They decided to represent themselves. Which is OK, I suppose, but I hope they don't expect me to give a crap about them anymore. I figure they set the women's national team back a bit. Oh, sure, a couple will get big post-competition corporate endorsement money, but most will be ignored and forgotten with the punch to the kidneys that their teammates stole their honor, their respect, and their money. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (6eEQ+) 694
Disney lost a lot of money on John Carter. Perhaps they should have named it something else. Like maybe "Princess of Mars."
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (I5SAg) 695
LOL, Trump in front of the helicopter defending Pelosi against AOC's "disrespect" and wacky racism charges. Refers to her as "Cortez." Also: "I'm looking at this ...Omar, from Minnesota." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (g4qVb) 696
Miley don't lose that number.
It's the only one you got. Posted by: Steely Dan at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (aS1PU) Good times, that song brings... Posted by: Miley, the Yoda at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (NMAzL) 697
672 I love that damn movie.
It was too expensive and marketed horribly, but I love that damn movie. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:14 PM (VyAV0) The movie left me flat - I don't know why. THe bouncing back to Earth at the end was stupid, I think. What really hurt, to me, was that I had read a lot of the John Carter books as a Yoot and had really loved them - I had long wanted someone to make a go of that franchise. Instead, the movie killed it. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (Kpl3J) =========== They had to come up with reasons to fit the book, for some reason. I didn't mind how they managed it, though. The story was completed, and the cliffhanger felt natural enough. It left me wanting more but not wishing to know how one specific story ended. But no one on earth but you and me knew who John Carter was, and the marketing was built around the idea that every knew him. So bad. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (VyAV0) 698
My fourth grade teacher took away my John Carter comics for some reason.
https://tinyurl.com/y3tj8vbk Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (hjuAg) 699
John Carter movie > Tarzan movie / movies
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (zFzxj) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (6qErC) 701
> She was once a 1 in a "lonely bar in winter at closing time after drinking cheap beer after a bad breakup" sort of way.
She looked pretty good naked in that one movie where she had sex with her father who turned out not to be her father. I guess the movie stunk (safe assumption with Pia Zadora); I didn't see it. I just saw the stills that were published in Playboy. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (JUUk1) Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (0CeRG) 703
686 > Paul Reubens....
He still has a decent career, but yeah, he will never again have a kiddie TV show. He does a lot of voiceover work for cartoons, and does numerous other characters besides Peewee Herman. You've probably seen him without recognizing him. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (JUUk1) Think it pretty ironic he got flayed for his transgression, and others doing similar or worse, not so much.... Posted by: kraken at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (bCLt0) 704
The census is going to be great! I can't ask if you are illegal, but we will match your earnings, welfare requests, health insurance and fake social security number if we continue this interview.
Guy suddenly leaves. HA HA Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (RCnU/) 705
Thr most rusted name in news
Posted by: James Hurl Jones at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (FsgBK) 706
688 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
bell bottoms and the word 'groovy'. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (8lGpb) ========== Groovy fell out of style?! I'm going to have to alter half of my vocabulary, now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (VyAV0) 707
What a delicious post, Ace. It simply made my day.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT) 708
Groovy fell out of style?!
I'm going to have to alter half of my vocabulary, now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (VyAV0) Right on. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (Ct55T) 709
218 Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Thalidomide. Smallpox. The Dinosaurs >>>>>>>>>>> Lead Paint Freon Asbestos insulation leaded gasoline additive carburetors on cars lawn darts clackers Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (JNTt1) 710
musical sock off
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (aS1PU) 711
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The other day my son asked me if there were any Yugos still around. One of my favorite Shanklin parody songs Rush used to run. https://youtu.be/tZzKUt4OtE8 Back when Rush was fun reaching out to the Horde: does ANYONE have a copy of the parody song, "Kleiner GTI" ... parody of "Little GTO" ... it was by Freaky Fritz and the Autobahn Stormers ? Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (M1MpJ) 712
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My fourth grade teacher took away my John Carter comics for some reason. https://tinyurl.com/y3tj8vbk Posted by: David Prince at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (hjuAg) I read the paperbacks when Frazetta was doing the artwork - yum yum. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (37IEG) Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (4e+hS) 714
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
bell bottoms and the word 'groovy'. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (8lGpb) ========== Groovy fell out of style?! I'm going to have to alter half of my vocabulary, now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM *** Who cares about a word? I have to go through my whole closet now! Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa) 715
But no one on earth but you and me knew who John Carter was, and the marketing was built around the idea that every knew him. So bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (VyAV0) Make it three. I enjoyed the movie, but see why it flopped. (Besides the bloated budget, anyway.) Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (u9hp4) 716
IIRC, that was because PepsiCo thought it a fine
idea to buy some fast food chains, notably Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut and only offer Pepsi. Captive market, right? And then KO went to every other fast food chain and made the argument that if they served Pepsi, they were helping their fast food competitors, and all other chains that were PepsiCo customers, from Burger King to Dairy Queen, all switched to Coke. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 12, 2019 04:10 PM (ujg0T) good info there. Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (8lGpb) 718
I'm feeling like now is my chance to shine.
Posted by: Brewster Buffalo at July 12, 2019 04:11 PM ===== "Pfft!" Boulton-Paul Defiant Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2019 04:13 PM Nyet. Posted by: Lavochkin-Gorbunov-Gudkov LaGG-3 at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (DMUuz) 719
nood
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (4e+hS) 720
694 Disney lost a lot of money on John Carter. Perhaps they should have named it something else. Like maybe "Princess of Mars."
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (I5SAg) ========= They were going to call it John Carter of Mars, and even had some marketing material around it. And then Mars Needs Moms bombed and the studio thought that "Mars" was a box office killer, so they stripped off the planet from the title. Hell, the movie ends with JCM (in design), like it's supposed to be John Carter of Mars. "Who's John Carter?" was apparently better than: "Oh, Mars!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0) 721
Things more likely to make a comeback than CNN:
Oldsmobile. Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (0CeRG) ........ Chevy Volt Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (v0R5T) 722
{{{Ladyl}}}!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (NMAzL) Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (HQx/J) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (aKsyK) 725
Tomi Lahren said about Megan : You're not a hero. You a virtue signalling soccer player with a chip on your shoulder. Get over yourself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (+0VWg) 726
699 John Carter movie > Tarzan movie / movies
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (zFzxj) ========= That new Tarzan was terrible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0) Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (37IEG) 728
Groovy fell out of style?!
I'm going to have to alter half of my vocabulary, now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM (VyAV0) Right on. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (Ct55T) That's heavy, man. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (NMAzL) 729
> Think it pretty ironic he got flayed for his transgression, and others doing similar or worse, not so much....
Yeah, if every guy who'd ever jerked off to porn got blacklisted, well... I mean, it was an adult theatre with a porn movie starring adult porn stars. No kids were involved, as far as I know. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (JUUk1) 730
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (VyAV0)
I liked John Carter and specifically the ending. I guess it helped I didn't read the books. Maybe that's why I've hated all the modern Tarzan movies. ( naw they were just terrible) Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (zFzxj) 731
Thr most rusted name in news
Posted by: James Hurl Jones at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM **** Well played. Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (axyOa) 732
On Mars everyone was naked!
It's funny because we all know now that Mar is not hot. It's cold. C.S. Lewis had it right. On Venus, we go naked. Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (I5SAg) 733
And I hit the number
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:17 PM (NMAzL) Miley don't lose that number. It's the only one you got. Posted by: Steely Dan at July 12, 2019 04:19 PM (aS1PU) LOL, literally. Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (jhgxs) 734
Pepsi sided with the arabs in the early 70s, honoring the arab boycott in order to sell in arab countries.
Pepsi can fuck off and die for all I care. I would never buy pepsi and I try not to patronize anything owned by PepsiCo. They are the lowest of dirtballs. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (81Etl) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (TAmPV) 736
715 But no one on earth but you and me knew who John Carter was, and the marketing was built around the idea that every knew him. So bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:20 PM (VyAV0) Make it three. I enjoyed the movie, but see why it flopped. (Besides the bloated budget, anyway.) Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (u9hp4) ========= That bloated budget meant that it HAD to make about $700-800 million just to break even. That's just crazy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (VyAV0) 737
reaching out to the Horde: does ANYONE have a copy of the parody song, "Kleiner GTI" ... parody of "Little GTO" ... it was by Freaky Fritz and the Autobahn Stormers ?
Posted by: WaldoTJ That was a great VW commercial!! Posted by: Blue Hen at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (NeSSd) 738
LOL - The sidebar link to Backwoods Hyperchicken Lawyer Ken White rattling on about the plea agreement with Epstein. Everything that incompetent pretend lawyer is asking about was settled clearly in the Marra decision in SDFL. Quite literally yesterday's news. Who would hire this guy? Jay-zus. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 04:26 PM (AzW6q) 739
Things more likely?
A budget DDT a non corrupt democrat Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 04:23 PM **** Speaking of democrats and corruption...I see Biden's Senate records are to be kept secret. How convenient. Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2019 04:26 PM (axyOa) 740
Groovy fell out of style?!
I'm going to have to alter half of my vocabulary, now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:21 PM *** Who cares about a word? I have to go through my whole closet now! Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (axyOa) I thought 'groovy' was getting legs in my El Ed classes but they were but they were just fucking with me. *turns on lava lamp* Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:26 PM (8lGpb) 741
Somebody tell me my platform shoes are still good.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2019 04:27 PM (axyOa) 742
That bloated budget meant that it HAD to make about $700-800 million just to break even.
That's just crazy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (VyAV0) I'd love to hear the board room discussions where budgets that big get approved for unknown/unproven properties. Is there really never a single voice of reason? Even well known franchises can bomb because of bloated budgets. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (u9hp4) Posted by: Stelter (reporting from the Smitten Mitten) at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (LilNs) 744
Off, flopsweaty sock.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (6mPBH) 745
DUDE. Dooo-ood. Dude.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 04:30 PM (TAmPV) Posted by: Glenn John at July 12, 2019 04:31 PM (LilNs) 748
742 That bloated budget meant that it HAD to make about $700-800 million just to break even.
That's just crazy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:25 PM (VyAV0) I'd love to hear the board room discussions where budgets that big get approved for unknown/unproven properties. Is there really never a single voice of reason? Even well known franchises can bomb because of bloated budgets. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 12, 2019 04:28 PM (u9hp4) =========== The director, Andrew Stanton, probably had a lot of goodwill. He had directed Finding Nemo which had made the studio lots of money. So that's definitely part of it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (VyAV0) 749
J.J. Sefton: "How funny would it be if she gets a sponsorship gig at Nike... for 65% of what Kaepernick gets?"
Heh. That would be fun. I'm 100% sure she'd reject the money out of principle because she's just that straight. Also, I doubt Nike will be handing out sponsorships to all of the team, so I can envision some resentment about her sucking up all the oxygen and cash for a TEAM sport. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2019 04:32 PM (6eEQ+) 750
Right on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2019 04:22 PM (Ct55T) That's heavy, man. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2019 04:24 PM (NMAzL) and far out. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 04:33 PM (8lGpb) 751
BREAKING NEWS!
The stock market ended the week with an all-time high. The S&P 500 3013.77 The Dow 27,332.03 Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 04:34 PM (BqBId) 752
"CNN is suffering a credibility crisis as viewership for the once-proud
network continues to crater with no apparent plan in place to fix things anytime soon..." Hey, why not try reporting the news objectively and honestly instead of peddling DNC crap-aganda? There's a huuuuge unserved market there since almost NO one else is doing that! Nah. Posted by: Bozo D. Cloun at July 12, 2019 05:10 PM (0pQUh) 753
Jeff Zukor destroyed NBC when he was in charge there; now CNN. Who's next?
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at July 12, 2019 05:47 PM (Lxxwf) 754
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN,GRAVITY Yes folks there is indeed gravity and CNN like Iccarus soared too high melted its wax wings and falls to its own demise
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (wGqjj) Posted by: Weak Geek at July 12, 2019 08:11 PM (aagFA) 756
At one time I regarded CNN as one of the best news networks. After seeing the fiasco of less coming from them, now if they said they were giving free money to anyone watching them, I wouldn't. Theu and MSNBC are only about propaganda and pushing for demoncrata agenda. HOPE THEY GO BROKE.
Posted by: Patriot349 at July 13, 2019 08:14 AM (aZc3f) 757
This is one of the best lines I've read in over a month regarding CNN:
"It's not time to panic. March was the time to panic. Now is the time for hanging yourself in the garage." Ace has the best and funniest take on the MSM/Democratic Socialist cheerleaders. Posted by: TR at July 13, 2019 02:06 PM (jOSqt) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.085 seconds. |
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