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The governor of Puerto Rico is facing increasing calls to resign this morning. Last week brought corruption charges against top advisers of Governor Ricardo Rossello. And now a new bombshell - the release of hundreds of pages of chat messages between the governor and his advisers; messages that use misogynistic and homophobic language to refer to women, political opponents, the federal oversight board and even to make fun of Hurricane Maria's dead. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:03 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:04 PM (qUQI8) 3
3rd?
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 14, 2019 10:04 PM (VcFUs) 4
I've beeb out bbqing or I'd"a been first.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 14, 2019 10:04 PM (w7U7L) Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 10:04 PM (Z65m4) 6
Not first.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs) 7
Well, hi!
Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 10:05 PM (ig4OX) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:06 PM (qUQI8) 9
It's Turtles all the way down!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 10:07 PM (4bd7D) 11
9 It's Turtles all the way down!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro) Don't get snappy. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:07 PM (NWiLs) 12
Yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:07 PM (AZxMX) 13
Ahh Jennifer Chapman. Who's been on probation for doing a sh!tload of meth.
I bet she's pretty wild in the sack. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2) 14
Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (dqXSA) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (qUQI8) Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg) 17
You just know that stream in the picture has alllll the trout in it.
And hopefully a few less, after a few of us cast our lines there. ONT Greetings, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (QzJWU) 18
top 20
Posted by: RTW at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (jJlJu) 19
ONT!! Yay!!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (FSU9o) 20
I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX) 21
I love turtles
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (a4qVe) 22
Biden is hoping his positioning as Obamacare's chief defender could be helpful on several fronts. It's a reminder of his close work alongside President Barack Obama, who remains popular among Democratic voters. And it could reinforce his pitch as a sensible centrist promising to rise above between the strident cacophony of Trump and Democrats including Sens. Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris, all single-payer advocates. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK) 23
Frammin' at the jim-jam, frippin' in the Krotz!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (XXMYi) Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT) 25
in even cooler physics news, here is a photo of quantum entanglement
bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-48971538 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2) 26
I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ---- Does it matter as long as it isn't you? Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:10 PM (Y4EXg) 27
**shakes fist at pixy**
Damn you! Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 14, 2019 10:10 PM (a4qVe) Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT) 29
Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) 30
I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX) *wanders into ONT* Hey guys, what's up? Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx) 31
content status:
[ ] ignored [X] perused Having been stationed in West German Air Defense brigade with 17 other American service members and ten surface-to-surface nukes... Damned right the fvcking Germans need to step the fvck up and police theirselves and their fair share if NATO. I'm not quite an isolationist myself, but these Euro-peons need to show me that they are worthy of my blood for their arrogance. Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (VcFUs) 32
Welcome MerryBe!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg) I was sure we scared her back to going to Drudge as a safe space. Did she indeed "Endeavor to persevere!"? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (AZxMX) 33
Hellooo!! Been away for the weekend for my annual horror convention. Came back to bad news. Not gonna be able to make the Texas MoMe. Just got hit with my medicare bill and other stuff happening that I just can't do it. I'm so disappointed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY) 34
Migawd. Corrupt politicians mock everyone to prove to themselves worthy of the corrupt benefits they have stolen from the people they claim to represent!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (pvg5V) 35
30 I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX) *wanders into ONT* Hey guys, what's up? Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx) Here we have contestant number 1! Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs) 36
Enchanting sight.
Posted by: None shall pass at July 14, 2019 10:13 PM (JdcHc) Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT) 38
. And now a new bombshell - the release of hundreds of pages of chat messages between the governor and his advisers; messages that use misogynistic and homophobic language to refer to women, political opponents, the federal oversight board and even to make fun of Hurricane Maria's dead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:03 PM (aKsyK) I think it is outrageous that people are being so insensitive to Authentic Puerto Rican culture this way. It is every Puerto Rican mans right to call a woman a puta and any opponent a flaming faggot whenever he wants! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (V2Yro) 39
Thousands of Bob Ross paintings finally found - and they're still not for sale. The New York Times tracked the painter-turned-TV star's works to a company in Herndon, Virginia. The estimated 30,000 paintings Ross turned out for his show are at Bob Ross Inc. While Ross' paintings aren't for sale, you will soon be able to view his works in an exhibit at the Smithsonian Museum of American History. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (aKsyK) 40
Watching Mark Levin, I notice his head has a slight shake when he talks. I've noticed this before. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (f1Vqw) 41
Slasher chick is every bit the cutie one would expect.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (WEBkv) 42
Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac ------ With those short arms, how do they stir the pot? Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg) 43
A sheriff's deputy reported that Chapman and the 36 year old victim "got into a verbal argument over defendant wanting to have sex and the victim did not because he was too tired."
He should have just told her he was having his period. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW) 44
33 Hellooo!! Been away for the weekend for my annual horror convention. Came back to bad news. Not gonna be able to make the Texas MoMe. Just got hit with my medicare bill and other stuff happening that I just can't do it. I'm so disappointed. Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY) Jewells! No! You have to find a way. Those Texans will eat me alive! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT) 45
I've just watched "Armstrong" and I highly recommend it. Very, very well done.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (hjaPQ) 46
that cake sign hanging in lena dunham's shitter?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (KP5rU) 47
29 Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) Mock Turtles are just as good! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (Z+IKu) 49
7 Well, hi!
Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 10:05 PM (ig4OX) Your persistence here will pay off in the long run, but you will question your sanity several times along the way. Jus' sayin'! And welcome home! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (AZxMX) 50
47 29 Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) Mock Turtles are just as good! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (V2Yro) I find them too derisive. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs) 51
I mean... WERE his opponents a bunch of bitches, ho's and faggots? That pretty much describes Trump's opposition. On the Republican side
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (ykYG2) 52
Before I read all the links and forget where I was, thank you MisHum for that very lovely photo.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (RfzVr) 53
Oh they will take very good care of you Ladyl.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY) 54
Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) No no no Posted by: Ladyl try the spotted owl bisque, it's better. Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (VcFUs) 55
Spectacular sunset tonight, with monster clouds floating around. Picturesque!
___ Only made it 0:25 into that United Spot video. Couldn't make out anything 'Pelosi' was saying. Couldn't presume it would get better. Meh. Glad they're trying. De gustibus etc. ___ Child rearing practices of Benjamin Franklin - too late for me, but I'll pass this on for my son to read - for my 2 grandbabies. ___ Genius award winners - methinx they're doing it wrong. Either don't do rough foreplay or don't call the cops. ___ Jason masks will now be required to carry a warning tag: This is not a protective device. Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Z65m4) 56
I'll only consent to being slashed with a knife on the third date. And no serrations
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2) 57
The New York Times tracked the painter-turned-TV star's works to a company in Herndon, Virginia. The estimated 30,000 paintings Ross turned out for his show are at Bob Ross Inc.
Geniuses at the NYT "tracked them down." The place is literally called "Bob Ross Inc." It has a huge freaking sign out front that says it. Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (ZfRYq) 58
20 I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Well, duh. White Privilege. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW) 59
Jewells! No! You have to find a way. Those Texans will eat me alive!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT) AltonJackson and I are from the Midwest too. The three of us can form the testudo. *checks "posted something about turtles" box* Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx) 60
Here we have contestant number 1!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs) Insom, you can't talk about hogmartin that way! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (AZxMX) 61
The governor of Puerto Rico is facing increasing calls to resign this morning. Last week brought corruption charges against top advisers of Governor Ricardo Rossello. And now a new bombshell - the release of hundreds of pages of chat messages between the governor and his advisers; messages that use misogynistic and homophobic language to refer to women, political opponents, the federal oversight board and even to make fun of Hurricane Maria's dead. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. ====== No joke, I hit a lefty website a while ago where they were arguing over whether Trump is Hitler, with one holdout saying he hadn't committed genocide yet. Someone brought up everyone who died in Hurricane Maria, and -- light bulb on -- the holdout relented. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (13CQC) 62
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 10:14 PM (aKsyK)
I would be happy with lithographs. Posted by: Mark Rothko at July 14, 2019 10:18 PM (C1NyB) 63
Dad is still in the hospital. Still trying to find where he is bleeding himself white.
Barium imaging tomorrow. Upper GI and colonoscopy were "unremarkable" Fingers are crossed here. Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:18 PM (pvg5V) 64
There's obviously more to the stabbing story than just refusal to have sex. I'll bet she stabbed him because 1) jealousy and 2) she figured he was cheating. She figured the only reason he didn't want sex is because he was getting it from some other Ho. Right? Right. When I was a working teen, I had the pleasure of working with older low-lifes. One of these low-lifes had a girlfriend who always suspected he was cheating on her. So, every time he'd see her after a being at the bar all night, she'd, get this, sniff his pecker to check if he'd been with another girl. He shared this, and other interesting tidbits of his life, with his colleagues. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:18 PM (qUQI8) 65
Mock Turtles are just as good!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (V2Yro) I find them too derisive. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs) Do you make mock of mock turtles? Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx) 66
60 Here we have contestant number 1!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs) Insom, you can't talk about hogmartin that way! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (AZxMX) Sheesh, you try to help a guy out... Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G) 68
48: Since the euros won't financially participate, we need to withdraw support. They think we won't do it, so they have no incentive to pay. Start clos8ng bases
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (U7k5w) 69
I have a bird bath in my back yard, it's fairly substantial, except every now and then it's knocked over, even on a calm night. Been wondering about that one. So I just went out, to see if the clouds had broken and I could see the moon (wonderful double rainbow an hour before sunset tonight, btw) and OF COURSE, there was a raccoon standing on TOP of my birdbath, just looking at me. Of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (V2Yro) 70
45 I've just watched "Armstrong" and I highly recommend it. Very, very well done.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:15 PM (hjaPQ) --------------------------------- Is that Neil, Curtis, or Stretch? Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (Zbbka) 71
Best wishes for your dad, Kindltot. Thank you for bringing that news.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (t+qrx) 72
Looking at her pic, she's gonna need a bigger knife.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (XXMYi) 73
because 1) jealousy and 2) she figured he was cheating. She figured the only reason he didn't want sex is because he was getting it from some other Ho.
You're probably right but then... the meth. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2) 74
No joke, I hit a lefty website a while ago where they were arguing over whether Trump is Hitler, with one holdout saying he hadn't committed genocide yet. Someone brought up everyone who died in Hurricane Maria, and -- light bulb on -- the holdout relented.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (13CQC) ---------------- Well, makes sense. I mean, after all, one of PDT's kids married a Jew and we all know the jooooz! control the weather with their infernal weather machine. Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (WEBkv) 75
As WB Yeats once wrote:
Bereft of clean stride, The young man, and the maid Are sick to heart At the dumb fucks Who dispense degrees Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (RvB8F) 76
60 Here we have contestant number 1!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs) Insom, you can't talk about hogmartin that way! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (AZxMX) Kids if I have to stop this ONT! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G) 77
Before I read all the links and forget where I was, thank you MisHum for that very lovely photo.
Oh yeah. I've barely been to the PNW and I've never fished there but that picture says steelhead. I think. One of you assholes might tell me it's Maine. I got so verklemt I reverse googled it and the results are in Arabic. I don't know what's going on here. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (fuK7c) 78
So I just went out, to see if the clouds had broken and I could see the moon (wonderful double rainbow an hour before sunset tonight, btw) and OF COURSE, there was a raccoon standing on TOP of my birdbath, just looking at me. Of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (V2Yro) Style guide says trash panda now. Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (ZfRYq) 79
Is that Neil, Curtis, or Stretch?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (Zbbka) ------------ Lance. Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 14, 2019 10:20 PM (WEBkv) 80
When She doesn't want sex, it's Normal. When He doesn't want sex, it's because he's hitting somethin else. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:21 PM (qUQI8) 81
It's spooky action in proximity that bothers me.
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 14, 2019 10:21 PM (RuIsu) Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 14, 2019 10:21 PM (a4qVe) 83
Good Evening
Posted by: wing at July 14, 2019 10:22 PM (JFzNN) 84
Someone brought up everyone who died in Hurricane Maria, and -- light bulb on -- the holdout relented.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (13CQC) Oh yeah, the Atrocity where 8,000 people died - even though there were never more than 150 bodies in a morgue, and those people were actually killed by, um, a hurricane. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:22 PM (V2Yro) 85
Sheesh, you try to help a guy out...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs) Now that I reread that comment, I see where you were going and I agree, that hogmartin fellow is a true reprobate! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:22 PM (AZxMX) 86
The place is literally called "Bob Ross Inc."
It has a huge freaking sign out front that says it. Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (ZfRYq) --------- Blaster, where in Herndon is it? Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:23 PM (aXucN) 87
Marine turtles can be toxic
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:23 PM (U7k5w) 88
T symmetry violation dicks over a lot of theoretical assumptions.
And good evening Horde. Hope everybody had a good weekend. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 14, 2019 10:24 PM (1FhAQ) 89
I love on the news they talk about the outright criminal behavior of people(churches even) thwarting ICE raids
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 14, 2019 10:24 PM (SxBH1) 90
AltonJackson and I are from the Midwest too. The three of us can form the testudo. *checks "posted something about turtles" box* Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx) You are much too erudite for me. I had to look that up! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT) 91
of these low-lifes had a girlfriend who always suspected he was cheating on her. So, every time he'd see her after a being at the bar all night, she'd, get this, sniff his pecker to check if he'd been with another girl.
I remember when Riskay's "Smell Yo D" was a thing here. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2) 92
Somebody said last night that they saw Paul McCartney in LA and Ringo came out and played a couple of songs with him.
Well, this didn't take long. Gotta love the internet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZTdiAGOQ0 Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (AZxMX) 94
87 Marine turtles can be toxic
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:23 PM (U7k5w) No kidding. Narcissistic, verbally abusivr, prone to random fits of anger... Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (NWiLs) 95
Churches are in need of serious taxation, and the clergy who abet law breakers should do time.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (U7k5w) 96
Blaster, where in Herndon is it?
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:23 PM (aXucN) Out on Maclearan past Nysmith. Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (ZfRYq) 97
Turtles. Eyeglass frames or '60s rock group?
Anyway... Jewells. I'll pledge the first $100 to the Get 'er to the Mo Meet Fund. I can't won't and don't know how to manage a "fund" thing. One of y'all'z gotta do all that. But here's my $100 pledge, and it's solid. Oh, and more bribery, Jewells. I've got two bags of estate costume jewelry for you to collect AT the Tx Mo Meet. Stuff for you to break apart and use all the profit making pieces as you will. What say y'all, Horde? Gonna help? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (QzJWU) 98
29 Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) Can't we just be Happy Together? Posted by: The Turtles at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (jp0Bv) 99
20 I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX) It not whether you win or lose, Commissar, it's how you lay the blame. Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (kLxSO) 100
No worries MisHum, we straightened it out it at 85.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (AZxMX) Yeah, we're good here. Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (t+qrx) 101
Oh yeah. I've barely been to the PNW and I've never fished there but that picture says steelhead. I think. One of you assholes might tell me it's Maine. Maine, Vermont or New Hampshire! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT) 102
Slashy girl in Florida is lucky she got sex once. Not very attractive considering her age.
She might have a great personality though. /s Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 10:27 PM (RfzVr) 103
Oh, and more bribery, Jewells. I've got two bags of estate costume jewelry for you to collect AT the Tx Mo Meet. Stuff for you to break apart and use all the profit making pieces as you will. What say y'all, Horde? Gonna help? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (QzJWU) I can help. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT) 104
94: and toxic, I recall hearing of some deaths from leptospirosis and salmonella
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:28 PM (U7k5w) 105
One night the picture should be of a fly fishing stream in the Czech Republic or something. I wouldn't know the difference.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx) 106
99: Most people target their parents.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (U7k5w) 107
It not whether you win or lose, Commissar, it's how you lay the blame.
Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (kLxSO) I am so stealing that! Well done! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (AZxMX) 108
blaster #78:
Style guide says trash panda now. It does? I thought it was Dumpster Pandas just this morning. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=382274#c31033752 Surely either-or is okay? 🐼 Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (Z65m4) 109
Prayers for your dad, kindletot
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (PkVlr) 110
Since the euros won't financially participate, we need to withdraw support. They think we won't do it, so they have no incentive to pay. Start clos8ng bases
I brought this up the other day but in a different part of the day. The AfD (roughly the German Tea Party) thinks their Army should be able to do Army stuff, at least a little. The FAZ (roughly the German New York Times) said "oh, that means this". The link is in foreign but you will understand the picture. http://bit.ly/2ScT6bq Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (fuK7c) 111
A child rapist here in AL got sentenced today to 615 years. Six hundred and fifteen years. The judge structured the sentence so he'll never be up for parole.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:30 PM (hjaPQ) 112
Top picture is Skyrim. Somewhere near Riften, I'd guess.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 14, 2019 10:30 PM (G+vyJ) 113
106 99: Most people target their parents.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (U7k5w) yeah, MST3K did that one! "I ACCUSE MY PARENTS!!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy2XsuT3MIA Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:30 PM (V2Yro) 114
Out on Maclearan past Nysmith.
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (ZfRYq) ---------- Ah. I don't get out that way often. Have you been? Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:31 PM (aXucN) 115
"Isolationist" is kind of a loaded term, and would caution against ever using it. The left prefers to define the terms in any debate. Don't let them do that. Call them out on it. What do they mean by that?
A policy of non-intervention makes sense. It's part of a "false choice" style of argumentation. On any given issue, they will claim there are only two possible choices. "We simply can't withdraw from the world, and look inward" and all the usual bullshit and thought ending cliches. Not getting balls deep into stupid civil wars on the other side of the world with no articulated compelling national interest, expending treasure and lives, stirring up hatred of the US, this is sensible foreign policy. You can see how reflexive these MFers are. It's all political theater. When the Bushies were starting wars, they all claimed to hate the idea. Then when Mr. Trump decided that maybe we don't need to do this kind of thing, they all sound like Curtis LeMay. Weird, huh? The Democrats pretend to be against war, and the Republicans pretend to be against "welfare". It's all just a scam. Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2019 10:31 PM (yUPCi) 116
109 Prayers for your dad, kindletot Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (PkVlr) Yes--sent up a prayer. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT) 117
The link is in foreign but you will understand the picture.
http://bit.ly/2ScT6bq Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (fuK7c) This is what you call "German subtlety". Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 10:32 PM (t+qrx) 118
Ah. I don't get out that way often. Have you been?
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:31 PM (aXucN) Actually not exacly there - if you go to the UHaul out that way, you will see the big Bob Ross Inc sign on the way. That's how I saw it. Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2019 10:33 PM (ZfRYq) 119
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Seriously, we may need to coordinate this through Ben Had, I thought there was another such situation in the wind, and I may have a previous commitment. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:33 PM (AZxMX) Posted by: Hugo Boss at July 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Y4EXg) 121
A child rapist here in AL got sentenced today to 615 years.
If they don't put him in protective isolation, he'll be lucky to last 615 hours. Kind of weird, but people who have no problem with any number of criminal acts don't have any tolerance for pedos. Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 14, 2019 10:34 PM (qc+VF) 122
Seriously, we may need to coordinate this through Ben Had, I thought there was another such situation in the wind, and I may have a previous commitment. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:33 PM (AZxMX) You can't go either? Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT) 123
Laughing so hard at Trump throwing fire on the Dem fued.
And the expert Cucks in the GOP have the vapors Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (k81AA) 124
Thanks, blaster. Just found a WaPo article about them from October 2018. They had just moved there. I'm sure I've been by and never noticed. And I didn't realize he got his start at our local public TV station.
Posted by: bluebell at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (aXucN) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (U7Mh9) 126
Then somebody spooked em' and they stampeded Poland, etc.
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (RuIsu) 127
>>>Churches are in need of serious taxation, and the clergy who abet law breakers should do time.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:25 PM (U7k5w)I disagree with the first half of that sentence but the second half I have some agreement with. Are you talking about stuff the clergy see with their own eyes? (I would say they have an obligation to speak up.). Lawyer/client, priest/penitent situations muddy the waters. Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (RfzVr) 128
117: Well said. We should pull out of Germany first.
I had a conversation with a Euro today who is beginning to see the migrant folly. He said the US would have to liberate Europe again. I said fight or die, we have no business in their civil strife. Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (U7k5w) 129
I was kinda expecting scenes of machine gun wielding soldiers with German Shepherds knocking down doors on my street in these "ICE raids" I keep hearing about.
Alas, all is quiet. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2019 10:35 PM (EZebt) 130
I hope they let him out 2633 AD for good behaviour.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2) 131
Oh would you look at this. Chantix traded Creepy Ray Liotta for a cartoon turkey to use in their tv ads. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:36 PM (qUQI8) 132
>>> 103
Oh, and more bribery, Jewells. I've got two bags of estate costume jewelry for you to collect AT the Tx Mo Meet. Stuff for you to break apart and use all the profit making pieces as you will. What say y'all, Horde? Gonna help? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:26 PM (QzJWU) I can help. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT) I can, too. C'mon Jewells you know you want to be there!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (0ReGO) 133
I am so stealing that!
Well done! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (AZxMX) Also, don't beat your head on a dead horse. Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (kLxSO) 134
No, The Laws Of Physics Are Not The Same Forwards And Backwards In Time
We aren't back to that Lucky Pierre shit now, are we? Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs) 135
RoyalOil : Driscoll over on pjmedia was menstruating hard over that story.
I prescribe spinach and midol. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2) 136
And the expert Cucks in the GOP have the vapors
I have never seen such pearl-clutching in all my days! you would think by NOW they'd learn but clearly they are to wise to ever learn. Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:37 PM (Rarvo) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (qUQI8) Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Rarvo) 139
20 I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX) === I thought you were married. I bet some other moron already said this upthread. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (EZebt) 140
I'm sure there's facilities in Germany that would be tough and expensive to move, but pick some low hanging fruit and move it to Poland.
Leave the Germans to their low CO2 scat porn or whatever. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (jp0Bv) 141
Chantix traded Creepy Ray Liotta for a cartoon turkey to use in their tv ads.
Posted by: Soothsayer ------ Dude was a really bad choice. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (U7Mh9) 142
127: Churches that defy ICE, shelter and abet illegal aliens should lose their status and any and all grant monies. If the flock object it's their duty to end this crap. Become law breakers, lose your exemptions and maybe your buildings
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (U7k5w) 143
I just watched the remake/sequel Suspiria on Amazon
it kind of sucked at least Stranger Things season 3 was good Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (Rarvo) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (aA3+G) 145
Oh would you look at this.
Chantix traded Creepy Ray Liotta for a cartoon turkey to use in their tv ads. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 10:36 PM Well, we will always have this ad parody: https://youtu.be/d--UiOSAuio Posted by: Chuck C at July 14, 2019 10:39 PM (zCabI) 146
113 106 99: Most people target their parents.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:29 PM (U7k5w) yeah, MST3K did that one! "I ACCUSE MY PARENTS!!!!" The teenager in that movie looks like he's about 35. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:40 PM (+lVUW) 147
Ray Liotta played like a creepy cop or something that stalked a family right?
Yeah he was probably not a great choice. He's always been creeptastic. Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo) 148
What's wrong with Ray Liotta? I mean, apart from turning in a hilariously bad performance in No Escape.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:40 PM (ykYG2) 149
I thought you were married.
I bet some other moron already said this upthread. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2019 10:38 PM (EZebt) How did I miss that option? It's a mystery. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (AZxMX) 150
at least Stranger Things season 3 was good
--- I thought it was good too. I liked the first season, but season two was disappointing to me somehow. I was pleasantly surprised with season three because I wasn't expecting much. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (hjaPQ) 151
Leave the Germans to their low CO2 scat porn or whatever.
Posted by: Bilwis ---- Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance! Posted by: Dieter at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (HTHlp) 152
Well, nurse, it is true what they say. Everything here beeps.
I am hoping for the best. And we both agree that bowel prep and limited mobility is a terrible combination. Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:42 PM (pvg5V) 153
What's wrong with Ray Liotta?
A - He always looks like he's wearing eyeliner B - Biden levels of Botox/fillers C - Home invasion films where he was way too believable D - KAREN!!! Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 10:42 PM (Rarvo) 154
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
Posted by: Dieter at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (HTHlp) You just keep your monkey away from me. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (jp0Bv) 155
146My mother in law still blamed her parents at age 75. She couldn't go to a private college because of money issues in the early 1930s, so she didn't go at all. CUNY was damn cheap, but not good enough for the princess. It was her bad choice.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (U7k5w) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (hjaPQ) 158
touch my monkey, squeeze him!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU) 159
at least Stranger Things season 3 was good
--- I thought it was good too. I liked the first season, but season two was disappointing to me somehow. I was pleasantly surprised with season three because I wasn't expecting much. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:41 PM (hjaPQ) ------------------------------- I was a little disappointed in the first couple of episodes (didn't really like where they were going with Hopper), but it certainly picked up after that. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 14, 2019 10:44 PM (Zbbka) 160
You can't go either?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT) No the current plan is for both myself and DaughterH to attend becasue I wanted her to meet Ben Had. I just hope she (DaughterH) will still be speaking to me after the MoMee. I was planning on "sponsoring" another worthy attendee, but not sure they will be able to make it. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:45 PM (AZxMX) 161
Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac No no no Posted by: Ladyl But they brought their own bowls and everything! Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2019 10:45 PM (P1f+c) 162
CN, yes, I certainly agree with you on that.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (RfzVr) 163
I saw the first episode of "The Young Pope" this evening. Best I can tell, it's "what if a 47 year old Borgia got airdropped into St Peter today".
Pros: not antiCatholic as such, shows the Curia as the snakepit we all now know it is from books like Sodoma. Cons: plays cards too close to the chest, so I don't know if I'm supposed to be rooting for this cynic or not. The opening scene is... stupid. I suppose it's a fantasy of a pope who looks at the Vatican establishment and just decides, screw it, let's burn it all down. I don't think I'll watch more. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (ykYG2) 164
Chantix traded Creepy Ray Liotta for a cartoon turkey to use in their tv ads.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter Poor Ray. He came across like he had a neurological problem. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (+lVUW) 165
Drudge who? ( :
I go to thenewneo.com for sanity (used to be neoneocon)- she referred to Ace (does that every so often) so I found the site, then the Horde, then the ONT, and then ... Again, thanks for the welcome, folks! Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (ig4OX) 166
162: CTH has a good post up about the big business of illegal immigration. I sent it to people on the fence.
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:47 PM (U7k5w) 167
No the current plan is for both myself and DaughterH to attend becasue I wanted her to meet Ben Had. I just hope she (DaughterH) will still be speaking to me after the MoMee. I was planning on "sponsoring" another worthy attendee, but not sure they will be able to make it. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:45 PM (AZxMX) WHEW!!!! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT) 168
Poor Ray. He came across like he had a neurological problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (+lVUW) Poor Ray supposedly has a big role in the upcoming Sopranos prequel movie. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 14, 2019 10:48 PM (jp0Bv) 169
Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM (ig4OX)
The tenor of this post tells me you're gonna be fine here... unless Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:48 PM (AZxMX) 170
If a young Borgia got into the curia today, Francis would be dead before the end of the month
Posted by: Jean at July 14, 2019 10:49 PM (/8EEy) 171
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap"
The more you weigh, the easier you are to target with firearms. Posted by: The Cake (eat mor celery) at July 14, 2019 10:49 PM (P1f+c) 172
Here's my foreign policy:
Let's keep us over here, and them over there. If we ever have to go over there to keep them over there, surprise the first bunch with how serious we are. Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (kLxSO) 173
I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
- I blame Franklin Delanose Roosevelt! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (+y/Ru) 174
Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 175
WHEW!!!!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT) Hmm, is that a positive Whew or a negative Whew? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (AZxMX) 176
Liotta (and, to be honest, DeNiro) skated through Goodfellas because Pesci chewed up every scene, and those two let him.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 10:51 PM (ykYG2) 177
I'm trying to figure who I can blame for my failures, both here and in life!
Here? That's all me. In life? Parents, "friends," the church, the ex wife, and me. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs) 178
Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess ---- I'm just spitballing here but maybe to have that baby-fresh feeling? Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (Y4EXg) 179
Laughing so hard at Trump throwing fire on the Dem fued."
Tell me that President Trump isn't having the time of his life. He is really enjoying this, and it shows. Dude does love America, and it shows. Gets my vote. Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (6qErC) 180
Hmm, is that a positive Whew or a negative Whew? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (AZxMX) Positive! You're better be there! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT) 181
174 Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL) She had that less-than-fresh feeling? Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (NWiLs) 182
Nah, that doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 183
Miley, I suspect for the same reason men use goldbond.
"If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the corn starch " Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (pvg5V) 184
174 Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL) Isn't it linked to uterine or ovarian cancer? Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT) 185
174 Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL) --- Because it cleans like a white tornado? Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (hjaPQ) 186
minorly edited re-poasted comment from last night:
way OT, but allowable, i think. my Dad is undergoing spinal surgery at City of Hope in Duarte CA Monday, ~0800ish. if the surgery does not solve the problem, and make it possible for him to be able to move about, etc, or even lie in bed, w/o excruciating pain, i'm pretty sure he will choose the hospice track in the next few weeks. he's cardiac fragile, so strength for him, wisdom, skill and insight to his surgeons, and strength for the rest of the family. i'm good: i don't think this opportunity to excel would have been given to me if i didn't have what it takes to do it. /end OT bummer anyone else need another beer? Cheers! and BIAB. Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2019 10:57 PM (liSQu) --- your continued indulgence with these poasts is appreciated. Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (dqXSA) 187
i'm not touching the talcum powder hooha thing. at all ever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU) 188
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Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha?"
Ran out of Lysol. Seriously. That's what it was sold for... once upon a time. Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (6qErC) 190
>>He came across like he had a neurological problem.
Right? I said the same thing to my husband - he seems like he brain-damaged he's botoxed so tight. Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (bDqIh) 191
184 174 Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL) Isn't it linked to uterine or ovarian cancer? Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT) In California. Everything causes cancer in California. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (NWiLs) 192
She had that less-than-fresh feeling?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 10:52 PM (NWiLs) That is what the good Lord invented showers for. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT) 193
Miley, I suspect for the same reason men use goldbond.
"If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the corn starch " Posted by: Kindltot ----- There's a new personal product now for men called "Umpire". It's for foul balls. HEY OHHHHH!! Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 10:55 PM (Y4EXg) 194
179: I think he's saying what a lot of Americans would like to say. I was surprised that Rahm slammed donkey chompers, though
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:55 PM (U7k5w) 195
>>187 i'm not touching the talcum powder hooha thing. at all ever.
You are wise beyond your 29 years Chavez Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G) 196
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2019 10:57 PM (liSQu) --- your continued indulgence with these poasts is appreciated. Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (dqXSA) Sent up another prayer, redc1c4. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:56 PM (TdMsT) 197
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redc1c4, get your dad's ring from him as he goes in. It may disappear.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (pvg5V) 200
Isn't it linked to uterine or ovarian cancer?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT) You have to actually get it inside. I was just watching another of those endless commercials. Ladies, you don't need to put anything in or on your vagina. A healthy vagina mainstains its own flora. Just shower, don't douche. Or powder the hooha.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 201
So, McCartney...
It wasn't Yoko broke up the Beatles. I haven't liked McCartney since I had to sit in a theater watching his giant punchable face singing that droning Let It Be or was it Hey Jude. I've enjoyed a lot of what the other three recorded after the break-up, but after Paul's "songs I wrote as a Beatle" first album, I lost interest. So I might be a tad prejudiced here. Good to see Ringo. Weird to see Paul kept feeling him up. When they finally started playing, Ringo's drums were like coming home. Then the rest of the band started... um... well... I'll just say I didn't mind all that much when the video abruptly ended. Thanks for sharing it, MH, for historical, novelty, and fan-nostalgia porpoises. Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (Z65m4) 202
...Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL) She thinks her boyfriend looks cute after eating a powdered donut. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (QzJWU) 203
FWIW, this Puerto Rico thing is bigly - but won't make much press, so...
but yeah. Confirms just about every suspicion of corruption across the island. Net result? Likely not much. If anything. Cause to make changes would be rayciss. Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (6qErC) 204
195; mishum, thank you sir. that shit is bound to end bad. bigley.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU) 205
Look, talcum powder comes from talc, and garlic powder comes from garlic. Where do you think our baby powder comes from?
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 14, 2019 10:58 PM (jp0Bv) 206
192: Probably to avoid perspiration, should just go with antiperspirant if it's bad...
Posted by: CN at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (U7k5w) 207
SO why do guys use Gold Bond? WHat does it cure, and would showering more often help with that?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 208
179 Laughing so hard at Trump throwing fire on the Dem fued."
That right there is enough to get my vote. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (+lVUW) 209
You have to actually get it inside. I was just watching another of those endless commercials. Ladies, you don't need to put anything in or on your vagina. A healthy vagina mainstains its own flora. Just shower, don't douche. Or powder the hooha. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NMAzL) Ummm. Okay. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT) 210
No, The Laws Of Physics Are Not The Same Forwards And Backwards In Time
This needs to be on the morning thread. I mean, damn. Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:00 PM (ePWRo) 211
Miley #174:
Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre. This related to the "roll her in flour" I've read about here? Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 11:00 PM (Z65m4) Posted by: Paolo at July 14, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs) 213
I guess you guys saw the French Silver Surfer? Or maybe Green Goblin?
Well it's about damn time. They've been promising me jetpacks since that Keds commercial in 1965. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:01 PM (fuK7c) 214
198 I guess you guys saw the French Silver Surfer?
--- Yeah, I have to admit that's pretty cool. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 14, 2019 11:01 PM (hjaPQ) 215
>>>>>>I guess you guys saw the French Silver Surfer? Or maybe Green Goblin?
How does one say "pull! " in French? Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (pvg5V) 216
212 Ladies, you don't need to put anything in or on your vagina.
Except, of course, for the Paolo. Posted by: Paolo at July 14, 2019 11:01 PM (N Paolo! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT) 217
Paolo never disappoints.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (aKsyK) 219
215 >>>>>>I guess you guys saw the French Silver Surfer? Or maybe Green Goblin?
How does one say "pull! " in French? Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (pvg5V) Le pull Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (NWiLs) 220
Why is it when a woman says she's not in the mood, men are supposed to say "Okay" and then go eat leftover ribs out of the fridge and watch late night sports highlights in their boxer shorts.
But when a man tells a woman he doesn't feel like having sex, the woman hires a private detective because all the girls in the office immediately say "He must be cheatin' on you guuuuurll", she scrolls through your cell phone, gives you the silent treatment for 3 days, asks you why you don't find her attractive anymore and starts talking about marriage counseling? Yeah, and we have the fragile ego....right. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (/Sb0/) 221
your continued indulgence with these poasts is appreciated.
Posted by: redc1c4 It's fine. Many of us have been through the difficulty of caring for aging parents whose minds and bodies are deteriorating. Prayers. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (+lVUW) 222
Laughing so hard at Trump throwing fire on the Dem fued.
- Anti-American says Trump is un-American. Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris Let's call the president's racist attack exactly what it is: un-American. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (+y/Ru) 223
I'm creepy lookin' Ray Liotta here for Chantix. Chantix helped me quit smokin. My eyes are weird and creepy. I'm Ray Liotta. And I don't smoke no more. Try Chantix. Posted by: Ray Liotta for Chantix at November 04, 2018 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (qUQI8) 224
217 Paolo never disappoints.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2) Well he disappointed me. He never showed up! Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT) 225
A healthy vagina mainstains its own flora."
Well, I'd prefer "fauna", but hey, if you're into f**** plants... *no, not the weekend garden thread, so* Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (6qErC) 226
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-- Poor Ray. He came across like he had a neurological problem. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 10:46 PM --------------- Well, he did eat his own brain. Posted by: irright at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (RVcmP) 227
199 redc1c4, get your dad's ring from him as he goes in. It may disappear.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (pvg5V) Sad, but true! And redc1c4, prayers up again! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:03 PM (AZxMX) Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (kLxSO) 229
SO why do guys use Gold Bond? WHat does it cure, and would showering more often help with that?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL) Well, Miley, I'm glad you asked. As I will aver at any opportunity, showering with Dr. Bronner's peppermint liquid soap, toweling off, and then dusting the undercarriage with Gold Bond powder offers a fleeting glimpse of what it feels like to slip the surly bonds of earth to teabag a snowman. Hope this helps! Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (t+qrx) 230
I just texted an old HS buddy who is a OB/GYN and asked about the powdering of a hooha.
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?" Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (6qErC) 232
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2019 10:54 PM (dqXSA)
May your father be blessed with Health and Healing... Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (LPnfS) Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (pvg5V) 234
>>Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris Let's call the president's racist attack exactly what it is: un-American. Says the woman who's running on 'America is the worst, right, you guys?" Is Pelosi having a meltdown yet? LOLGF Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (bDqIh) 235
A healthy Flora maintains her own vagina.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs) 236
Let's call the president's racist attack exactly what it is: un-American. She uses this phrase A LOT: "let's call it what it is...bla bla bla" Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (qUQI8) 237
If we're talking fauna (or flora), Kamala's has to look like those 1920s stories about the jungles of Venus.
lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (ykYG2) 238
I guess you guys saw the French Silver Surfer? Or maybe Green Goblin?
It's "tirez", but yeah that video is equal parts awesomesauce and hey what choke should I use on the 12 gauge. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:05 PM (fuK7c) 239
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?" Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg) You just texted him that out of the blue? I can't stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT) 240
And how 'bout you, Fauna--ya' wanna?
Posted by: Frank Zappa at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (hjaPQ) Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (QzJWU) 242
191 184 174 Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL) Isn't it linked to uterine or ovarian cancer? Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT) In California. Everything causes cancer in California. Posted by: Insomniac Yeah, there was some huge class action suit about it. When I read about the lawsuit all I could think of was, but how the hell does the talcum powder get in there? Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (+lVUW) 243
Didn't Liotta play the character in Silence of the Lambs whose brain was dined on by Hannibal Lector?
I mean...maybe that scene wasn't fake. Posted by: Dieter at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (2qPhT) 244
Wow! That top photo is beyond gorgeous. It's even therapeutic. I could feel tension ebbing as I looked at it. The only thing missing is a comfortable fishing cabin.
Posted by: JTB at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (bmdz3) 245
FWIW, this Puerto Rico thing is bigly - but won't make much press, so... BTW the article came from npr. It's big there because of the "misogyny" and "homophobia." I also heard it on the radio and the female announcer was pronouncing the first term as MY-sogeny. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (aKsyK) 246
It's very Malcolm X-ish of her. A lot of leftists use it. "let's call it for what it is, [insert leftist buzzword bullshit -ism here]" Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (qUQI8) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (aA3+G) 248
>>In California. Everything causes cancer in California.
It's funny because they don't seem all that concerned about the plague, Hep A, and a whole lot of other diseases they're fueling with rampant homelessness and feces in the street/sidewalks. Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2019 11:08 PM (bDqIh) 249
I just texted an old HS buddy who is a OB/GYN and asked about the powdering of a hooha.
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?" Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg) I hope he didn't assume you'd gotten a Frankencooter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (qUQI8) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (aKsyK) 252
249 I just texted an old HS buddy who is a OB/GYN and asked about the powdering of a hooha.
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?" Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg) I hope he didn't assume you'd gotten a Frankencooter. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (NMAzL) That explains all those queries about tilapia. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (6qErC) 254
every time he'd see her after a being at the bar all night, she'd, get this, sniff his pecker to check if he'd been with another girl. He shared this, and other interesting tidbits of his life, with his colleagues. Posted by: Soothsayer ====== Depending on what he liked, I'm surprised he didn't tell her she'd need to taste it, too. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (13CQC) 255
It's funny because they don't seem all that concerned about the plague, Hep A, and a whole lot of other diseases they're fueling with rampant homelessness and feces in the street/sidewalks.
Posted by: Lizzy ------ Look, typhus isn't nearly as bad as galvanized wire. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (2qPhT) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (qUQI8) 257
My latest submission for custom plates to the Virginia Motor Vehicles Department is
LOLGFCK: Laughing Out Loud, Good For Colon Kaperdick Although there may be another interpretation of the acronym, da? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:10 PM (AZxMX) 258
I also heard it on the radio and the female announcer was pronouncing the first term as MY-sogeny.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM (aKsyK) MY-sogeny, YOUR-sogeny, OUR SHARED-sogeny.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2019 11:11 PM (bDqIh) 260
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-- Didn't Liotta play the character in Silence of the Lambs whose brain was dined on by Hannibal Lector? I mean...maybe that scene wasn't fake. Posted by: Dieter at July 14, 2019 11:06 PM ------------------------------- Lector fed Liotta some of his own (Liotta's) brain. Posted by: irright at July 14, 2019 11:11 PM (RVcmP) 261
Every single thing for sale in California must have a Prop 65 warning, it seems.
Posted by: Soothsayer ---- Yea, All the prostitutes are required to have it tattooed above their "entry point". Male, female, or whatever they ID as.... Posted by: lin-duh at July 14, 2019 11:11 PM (UUBmN) 262
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every time he'd see her after a being at the bar all night, she'd, get this, sniff his pecker to check if he'd been with another girl. .. Omg hubby smells mine too! Says it better not smell like Butt stuff! Posted by: Butt-gig at July 14, 2019 11:12 PM (MAstk) 263
Lector fed Liotta some of his own (Liotta's) brain.
--- Now that's hot right there, I don't care who you are. Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer at July 14, 2019 11:12 PM (hjaPQ) 264
Every single thing for sale in California must have a Prop 65 warning, it seems.
Posted by: Soothsayer ------ A friend in the business of manufacturing CD's and DVD's had to alter the nature of the plating for sale in CA. In case a kid ate 2-3 a week. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2019 11:12 PM (HTHlp) 265
Didn't California LEAD the way on allowing homos with teh hivs to donate blood?? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:12 PM (qUQI8) 266
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
I hope he didn't assume you'd gotten a Frankencooter. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess ---- This guy has stories - you can't believe. He practices in The Villages, FL. Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg) 267
We're defending Germany because we beat them so flat we took the spirit out of them.
It will rise again, but is going to require many generations. The take away here is DO NOT incur the fury of this nation. Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (KATBx) 268
In California. Everything causes cancer in California"
mouse MiL's oncologist at Johns Hopkins used to sit West Coast patients down and explain that "no, XXX does not "cause" cancer, despite what the State says" Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (6qErC) 269
261 Every single thing for sale in California must have a Prop 65 warning, it seems.
Posted by: Soothsayer ---- Yea, All the prostitutes are required to have it tattooed above their "entry point". Male, female, or whatever they ID as.... Posted by: lin-duh at July 14, 2019 11:11 PM (UUBmN) Abandon hope, ye who enter here Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:14 PM (NWiLs) 270
Yea, All the prostitutes are required to have it tattooed above their "entry point".
A guy I used to work with had a t-shirt that said "Warning: Choking Hazard" with an arrow pointing down to his crotch. Pretty classy dude. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:15 PM (48XXE) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:15 PM (6qErC) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G) 273
Between the hoohah powdering, the peckersniffing, and the brain-eating, I'm kinda finding it hard to find a conversational hook. In fact, I'm kinda thinking of seeing what's on another channel. Oh, wait, this isn't TV. It's the web, and there's no where else to go. Sigh!
* plunges on * Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (Z65m4) 274
We're defending Germany because we beat them so flat we took the spirit out of them. It will rise again, but is going to require many generations. The take away here is DO NOT incur the fury of this nation. Posted by: irongrampa Will Japan ever rise again militarily? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (aKsyK) 275
What if you've entered Hope?
Posted by: Halfwise at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (kLxSO) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (qUQI8) 277
This guy has stories - you can't believe. He practices in The Villages, FL.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg) Not a lot of call for OB there. I guess he takes on a lot of STD patients, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 278
His reply was - "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg) Did you text him back to tell him that you're a moron? Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (+lVUW) 279
This guy has stories - you can't believe. He practices in The Villages, FL. Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg) I play tennis with a woman who lives there. The stories are mind-boggling. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT) 280
Oh, wait, this isn't TV. It's the web, and there's no where else to go. Sigh! * plunges on * Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks It's like North Korea's one-channel radio. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:17 PM (aKsyK) 281
This guy has stories - you can't believe. He practices in The Villages, FL.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg) A regular den of debauchery it is. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (NWiLs) 282
Why would a woman put talcum powder on her hooha? Just curious. Seems bizarre.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:50 PM (NMAzL) Because she was out of gunpowder? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (abNpZ) 283
If you want something wholesome and nice, here, again, is Brian Shul telling his very cool SR-71 story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILop3Kn3JO8 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (qUQI8) 284
I play tennis with a woman who lives there. The stories are mind-boggling.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT) She summers in Ohio?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 285
possums:
- interactions with; - as entrees; - house pets and; - odd behaviors of; - diet of; -ticks; - snakes; - mosquitos; - as house pets; Posted by: mnw at July 14, 2019 11:19 PM (Cssks) 286
Between the hoohah powdering, the peckersniffing, and the brain-eating, I'm kinda finding it hard to find a conversational hook"
Really? 'Cause this sounds like a pretty good PM... Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (6qErC) 287
There are good pics of Emmylou from Haight-Ashbury.
Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (xcd1u) 288
She summers in Ohio?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:18 PM (NMAzL) She come to Ohio several times a year and we've partnered in some tournaments. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: MerryBe at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (ig4OX) 290
Re time-reversal asymmetry. That had to be the case in order to preserver the larger whole, CPT symmetry. If that fails, then Lorentz invariance will fail, which would be a BFD. It would mean Relativity is wrong. So, if you've got CP violations, you've to to have T violations. The reason the Universe has matter over antimatter imbalance is because of these violations somehow. It means that if, say we lived in anti-matter universe, we'd be able to tell the difference somehow. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (f1Vqw) 291
I use Roundup on areas of my yard, but I don't drink it so I figure I'll be okay.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 14, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW) 292
I bingled talcum powder on the hooha and this came up: "How Vagina Shame Led to These Incredibly Sad Cancer Lawsuits"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 293
What the hell is "Vagina Shame"?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (Y4EXg) 294
@ 274
Japan will only rise to a defensive capacity that will barely insure survival. They above all found out about why you don't mess with us. Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (KATBx) 295
283: i've read that sooth, great stuff.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (KP5rU) 296
207 SO why do guys use Gold Bond? WHat does it cure, and would showering more often help with that?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL) Gold Bond on guys is to prevent chafing. Especially useful when you do physical things that make you sweaty. Talcum powder on hoo-hahs...there was probably a thought there but not a particularly good one. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (1FhAQ) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (6qErC) 298
Emmylou singing, if you're ready for love, honey, I'm tougher than the rest. If you're rough enough for love, honey, I'm tougher than the rest.
Oki Doki Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (xcd1u) 299
The "Genius" thing kind of happened with me, except there was no slashing and basically she said I was boring. Other than that, exact same thing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (l9m7l) Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (2XMXC) Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:23 PM (Y4EXg) 302
293 What the hell is "Vagina Shame"?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (Y4EXg) A transgender whose surgery didn't go well? Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT) 303
They above all found out about why you don't mess with us.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (KATBx) The really sad thing is that WE lost that "don't mess with us" ethos! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:24 PM (AZxMX) 304
I kinda skimmed the physics article. I don't understand why it's interesting. Where would we encounter time reversal for the supposed asymmetry to matter?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 14, 2019 11:24 PM (H5knJ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G) 306
I think someone here alluded to "vagina shame" when the tilapia story came out.
Whichever ette it was noted how concerning and traumatic is was for women to worry about their scent because of men talking and joking about it all the time. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (48XXE) 307
Also, "A Start-up Wants Your Vagina to Smell Of Peaches"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 308
Whichever ette it was noted how concerning and traumatic is was for women to worry about their scent because of men talking and joking about it all the time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger ---- Okay, thanks. I get it now. Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (Y4EXg) 309
What the hell is "Vagina Shame"?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (Y4EXg) $20, same as in town. Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (6qErC) 311
What the hell is "Vagina Shame"?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:22 PM (Y4EXg) The paranoia that begins the first time you overhear teenage boys snickering about stinky fishy vaginas.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:27 PM (ykYG2) Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:27 PM (qUQI8) 314
>>>possums:
- interactions with; When I worked at the railroad, I watched Johnny MacBrown pick one up by the tail, swing it around his head a few times and then let him go. (Think possum frisbee.) Possum landed, got his bearings and shuffled off. Johnny Mac said "Possums are stupid". Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (RfzVr) 315
Japanese military buildup, there's some that can't get out of that pacifism, MacArthur did good.
But it's time, and Abe's pushing, for Japan to acquire some offensive weapons and attitude. Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (xcd1u) 316
VAGINA SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (NWiLs) 317
Whichever ette it was noted how concerning and traumatic is was for women to worry about their scent because of men talking and joking about it all the time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (48XXE) I decided to stop drinking margaritas, head off to bed, and NOT add the requisite Adam and Eve story to this aspect of the thread! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (AZxMX) 318
Whichever ette it was noted how concerning and
traumatic is was for women to worry about their scent because of men talking and joking about it all the time. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (48XXE) That 'ette was me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 319
/Cue: the entrance of Peaches... Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:27 PM (qUQI Where is Peaches? Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:29 PM (KATBx) 321
While I guess women have had to suffer that indignity, it really isn't any worse than men worrying about their junk length.
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE) 322
Peaches is scarce. Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (qUQI8) 323
320 @ 303
Ah, no. It's there, obscured at present, but come nut cutting time you'll see it. Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:29 PM (KATBx) I keep hoping you are right, but boy howdy, is there ever a lot of evidence to the contrary! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:31 PM (AZxMX) 324
321; so, that's what happened to slick willy. what a dumbass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 14, 2019 11:31 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:31 PM (aKsyK) 326
Hey everybody.
Wish I could send y'all food via the USB port. I made too many hot wings and tater tots tonight. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:32 PM (miE9U) 327
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE) Good grief. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:32 PM (TdMsT) 328
While I guess women have had to suffer that indignity, it really isn't any worse than men worrying about their junk length.
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE) I never hear any teenage girl snickering about short dicks. But I once hears a story about a guy who only had one testicle. Maybe the other one didn't drop. I knew absolutely nothing about these things in high school. No sex-ed, you see. I thought everyone in high school was a virgin.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 329
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners.
I wonder if that's a new thing in the era of pron. I don't remember giving a thought to size when I was a teen I was just desperate for someone who wasn't me to do something to it. These days the internet is full of freaks. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:33 PM (fuK7c) 330
Damn typos!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 331
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE) WTF! That can't possibly really be a thing someone does. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc) 332
But I once hears a story about a guy who only had one testicle. Maybe the other one didn't drop.
.... Lol! Ol' One Bullet Barney! Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:34 PM (48XXE) 333
The paranoia that begins the first time you overhear teenage boys snickering about stinky fishy vaginas.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:26 PM (NMAzL) First vagina I smelled, up close,... a deep understanding why that bull in the pasture, after a sniff, would raise his head to the heavens and bellow. Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:34 PM (xcd1u) 334
I make fun of vag as much as any guy but then again I'm a MYsogynist! lol.
probably more actually having unfortunately seen too many in the locker room / all girls school / etc. I've seen some that honestly I questioned what the hell I was looking at. WHO CARES of COURSE guys are gonna razz you about stuff OH NOES. Gen X here - we believe in that whole "sticks and stones" thing. Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:35 PM (Rarvo) 335
God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners. Posted by: Bitter Clinger I'm halfway there - it's turned black. Posted by: Just the punchline at July 14, 2019 11:35 PM (aKsyK) 336
So THAT'S what I was supposed to do with that rock!
Posted by: Charlie Brown at July 14, 2019 11:36 PM (NWiLs) 337
307 Also, "A Start-up Wants Your Vagina to Smell Of Peaches"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 14, 2019 11:25 PM (NMAzL) "Peaches, flowers, chemicals...... WTF is wrong with natural and clean? Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at July 14, 2019 11:36 PM (2XMXC) 338
Tied yer male junk to a rock?
Bad news: no length growth Good news: it's now benching 150 lbs :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:36 PM (miE9U) 339
Lol!
Ol' One Bullet Barney! Posted by: Bitter Clinger ----- Raoul the One Balled Mauler! Sort of sounds like one of the old wrestlers along with BoBo Brazil and The Sheikh. Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (Y4EXg) 340
Ol' One Bullet Barney!
this actually happened to a high school friend of mine - cop - after graduation. drunk walking himself home and BLAM lost a nut! my dad was on call and got to see him in the ER. he wasn't terribly sensitive about the situation, what with all the chuckling. Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (Rarvo) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (PkVlr) 342
"We need a coalition of willing for a mandatory distribution mechanism," German Foreign Minister Heiko Maas said.
This certainly sounds oxymoronic Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2019 11:38 PM (e8kgV) 343
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, MISTER
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (PkVlr) I would certainly hope so! Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:38 PM (NWiLs) 344
341 Insomniac!
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, MISTER Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (PkVlr) Uh oh. Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 14, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT) 345
@ 323
Have faith and never despair. As I've noted, we are governed, not ruled by a political system unique in the world. We've triumphed over situations that have destroyed lesser governments and nations BECAUSE of fealty to our system. Posted by: irongrampa at July 14, 2019 11:38 PM (KATBx) 346
What's that song that goes I really like your peaches, I wanna shake your tree? Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:39 PM (qUQI8) 347
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:37 PM (Rarvo)
.... I believe it. I played football with a kid we called One Bullet Barney. He lost his to a barbed wire fence while running from cops after egging cars on Halloween. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:39 PM (48XXE) 348
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What's that song that goes I really like your peaches, I wanna shake your tree? Posted by: Soothie at July 14, 2019 11:39 PM (qUQI The Joker, Steve Miller Band Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:39 PM (NWiLs) 349
See, I didn't do the rock thing.
When I was 14 I did keep track of how long it could get, with a ruler. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:40 PM (ykYG2) 350
messages that use misogynistic and homophobic language to refer to women, political opponents, the federal oversight board
*** The left doesn't believe in a single thing they claim to in public. As soon as you get that they become much easier to understand. Of course in PR I suspect if they get this corruptocrat to resign they'll elect one just as corrupt the next chance they get. Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (WdocV) 351
boulder: first a ruler... then a yardstick... then a tape measure...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U) 352
When I was 14 I did keep track of how long it could get, with a ruler.
see now most use a tape measure tho right? got to make sure you include the taint! Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (Rarvo) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (PkVlr) 354
When I was 14 I did keep track of how long it could get, with a ruler.
..... I estimate 40% of the rulers purchased for high school math class have measured a penis. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (48XXE) 355
The paranoia that begins the first time you overhear teenage boys snickering about stinky fishy vaginas.
___ Come on man, those things are gross. The vaginas...not the teenage boys. Posted by: Barack Obama at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (WdocV) 356
351 boulder: first a ruler... then a yardstick... then a tape measure...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U) Then a feminine pad to stop the bleeding. Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (xcd1u) 357
The Bostons are playing in the eleventh inning. I'm completely annoyed by the coverage because it's on ESPN and there's an annoying girl talking.
I was looking for a non-sexist reason to dislike her and she just gave it to me. She's suggesting a change to extra innings to keep it from going too long, like those stupid free kicks they do in hockey. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:43 PM (fuK7c) 358
I estimate 40% of the rulers purchased for high school math class have measured a penis.
___ Michelle uses a yardstick. On me? No...why do you ask? Posted by: Barack Obama at July 14, 2019 11:43 PM (WdocV) 359
356 351 boulder: first a ruler... then a yardstick... then a tape measure...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U) Then a feminine pad to stop the bleeding. Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:42 PM (xcd1u) You skipped the critical step of slapping hot iron to it. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs) 360
I was looking for a non-sexist reason to dislike her and she just gave it to me. She's suggesting a change to extra innings to keep it from going too long, like those stupid free kicks they do in hockey.
you have to be joking please tell me you're joking Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (Rarvo) 361
She's suggesting a change to extra innings to keep it from going too long
*** My, better suggestion. Replace 1% of regular baseballs with exploding ones with a variably timed fuse. Come on, I'd actually watch 3 hours of a baseball game then. Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (WdocV) 362
She's suggesting a change to extra innings to keep it from going too long, like those stupid free kicks they do in hockey. Posted by: Bandersnatch How exactly would that work? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2019 11:45 PM (Lqy/e) Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:46 PM (iB1oa) 365
Id watch a double header
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (aA3+G) 366
364 *just walked in*
Insomniac! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, MISTER *microwaves popcorn* Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:46 PM (iB1oa) Might as well make it on the stovetop. This could take a while. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (3eV0J) 368
Japanese military buildup, there's some that can't get out of that pacifism, MacArthur did good.
But it's time, and Abe's pushing, for Japan to acquire some offensive weapons and attitude. Posted by: Frosty at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (xcd1u) ***** Aaaahhh.... They're far more capable than most realize. Better keep them on our side. Do NOT want to fight these guys again. Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (axyOa) 369
Whenever someone at work asks me if I can do them a favor, I always respond the same way:
"Who do you need killed?" Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (miE9U) 370
So, when girls borrow a ruler from a boy, they could check for the little red marker spots around the 5"-7" range.
Mine was an all-boys' school anyway. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2019 11:49 PM (ykYG2) 371
How exactly would that work?
I don't know, but now she's got the boy announcers to speculate. ESPN should not be allowed to have baseball games. If you want national coverage just let everyone have NESN and share the glory that is Dennis Eckersley. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:49 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:49 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:50 PM (axyOa) 374
Ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2019 11:51 PM (aA3+G) 375
For the foreseeable future Japan and the US have the same interests - keep the sea lanes open and contain China.
We should really be leaning on Japan even more to expand the size of their military - 1% of GDP doesn't cut it. Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (WdocV) 376
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Id watch a double header Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Ray Milland and Rosie Grier? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:49 PM (aKsyK) Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (NWiLs) 377
316 VAGINA SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:28 PM (NWiLs) --- What did I just stumble into? Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (RU4sa) 378
Why not just use tee-ball stands and cut out the middleman?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (iB1oa) 379
For every extra inning , they lose an item of clothing!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (PkVlr) Posted by: ... at July 14, 2019 11:52 PM (53LPg) 381
How exactly would that work?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:44 PM (aKsyK) Or perhaps change the way league standings are computed, to make a tie an acceptable outcome to a regular-season game. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2019 11:53 PM (abNpZ) 382
For every extra inning , they lose an item of clothing!
___ Hmmm...I might have to find more time to watch my Yankees... Posted by: Corey Booker at July 14, 2019 11:53 PM (WdocV) 383
We should really be leaning on Japan even more to expand the size of their military - 1% of GDP doesn't cut it. Posted by: 18-1 They always fall back on that "you made us change our constitution" thing. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:54 PM (aKsyK) 384
331 God knows how many adolescent males tied a string with a rock at the end of it to their wieners.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:30 PM (48XXE) WTF! That can't possibly really be a thing someone does. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc) --- Stinky vajayjays and rocks tied to dicks.. Alrightythen. Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:54 PM (RU4sa) 385
We should really be leaning on Japan even more to expand the size of their military - 1% of GDP doesn't cut it.
yeah but I mean... they have Godzilla Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:54 PM (Rarvo) 386
382 For every extra inning , they lose an item of clothing!
I hereby move that women's beach volleyball henceforth be on an inning system. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (Rarvo) 388
And I love my vagina!
It's a perfect vagina that has borne two healthy boys! It's never had an STD! I stand proud with my vagina! Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (PkVlr) 389
What?
They're doing free kicks in extra innings now? Fu*king soccer bullshit. Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:50 PM In the minor leagues, after the 9th inning, you start with a runner at second base. Manfred wants to implement this in the majors. Posted by: Chuck C at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (zCabI) 390
I just spent twunny minutes killing my heavy bag.
Still raging. gonna re-wrap my knuckles. I gots me a lotta rage. BRB Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (aurSP) 391
They're doing free kicks in extra innings now?
Fu*king soccer bullshit. Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:50 PM (axyOa) Seriously. The ESPN guys couldn't even discuss it with the most basic arguments correct. The talk is to start each half inning with runners on 1st and 2nd in the 11th if any game goes that far. Baseball is already ruined so who cares, but what the shit happens to the statistics? They don't count? Do you get an RBI if a runner scores? Ok... how about an earned run? What about a run scored? So annoying but I only pay attention to baseball anymore because I like the odd bet on it. Whatever. Posted by: ... at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (53LPg) 392
What did I just stumble into?
Umm, we're not sure where Peaches went after Indiana, a minor league baseball has changed the rules to allow a batter to steal first, Insom has made Ratched's vagina care a matter of public discourse, and candlesticks are always good for a wedding present. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (fuK7c) 393
Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:54 PM (RU4sa)
I think you picked a bad time to start viewing the thread! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (AZxMX) Posted by: King of Tokyo at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (WdocV) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK) 396
393 Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:54 PM (RU4sa)
I think you picked a bad time to start viewing the thread! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 14, 2019 11:56 PM (AZxMX) And to quit sniffing glue. Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (NWiLs) 397
Thanks, Bandersnatch.
Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (RU4sa) Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (WdocV) 399
Gold Bond is good for any place that there are skin folds that get sweaty. It has some sort of cooling agent in it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2019 11:57 PM (Lqy/e) 400
And I love my vagina!
It's a perfect vagina that has borne two healthy boys! It's never had an STD! I stand proud with my vagina! Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:55 PM (PkVlr) So yours was an actual working vagina? Mine was just playing around.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 401
I hereby move that women's beach volleyball henceforth be on an inning system.
----- They're put-near nekkid already. Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (iB1oa) 402
Stinky vajayjays and
These are a few of my favorite things.. FIFY Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (48XXE) 403
The talk is to start each half inning with runners on 1st and 2nd in the 11th if any game goes that far. Hire some Kenyan speed runners just for that purpose. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (aKsyK) 404
lol Hrothgar.
You'd think I'd be used to the diversity of topics by now. But the Horde manages to surprise me every now and again. Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (RU4sa) 405
Last I heard, there was a rumor Peaches had moved back to CA. I did not see any confirmation.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (Lqy/e) 406
Hrothgar, did you get my email?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (AtaaG) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (PkVlr) Posted by: The Democrat Party at July 14, 2019 11:59 PM (WdocV) 409
Or perhaps change the way league standings are computed, to make a tie an acceptable outcome to a regular-season game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2019 11:53 PM (abNpZ) If they were to make a change, I dthink that would be the best way. Even if they limited the number of extra innings before declaring a tie. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 14, 2019 11:59 PM (Rz2Nc) 410
401 I hereby move that women's beach volleyball henceforth be on an inning system.
----- They're put-near nekkid already. Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (iB1oa) I'm all about efficiency. Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (NWiLs) 411
What the hell is "Vagina Shame"?
Penis envy 2.0? Posted by: Anon a mouse Clearly, I am late to some kind of party. Posted by: Miklos, avoiding Google Translate at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (AZxMX) 413
And, I am back inside again. After the afternoon thunderstorm, the Sun came out again, so I put the convertible out in the Sun to dry off, and went back to welding on the Ford. I am about 80% done with the left side rocker panel, the worse of the two. Right side looks like maybe one six-inch patch in the middle, right under the middle door pillar, would be all it needs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (abNpZ) 414
Ben Had!
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (RU4sa) Posted by: Miklos, sorry not sorry at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ) 416
She's suggesting a change to extra innings to keep it from going too long
Posted by: Bandersnatch How exactly would that work? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. I have heard legitimate discussion of starting extra innings with a man on second base. I have also looked at those discussing it with disgust. Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (P1f+c) 417
this thread is fucked up on all kinds of levels.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:02 AM (KP5rU) 418
She's a stupid twatwaffle
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr) 419
You're welcome.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (aKsyK) 421
417 this thread is fucked up on all kinds of levels.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:02 AM (KP5rU) --- Heh. Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2019 12:04 AM (RU4sa) 422
I have heard legitimate discussion of starting extra innings with a man on second base.
I have also looked at those discussing it with disgust. Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (P1f+c) ---- I'm for a Constitutional amendment prohibiting Astroturf and the use of th DH, so you can guess where I stand. Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 12:04 AM (iB1oa) 423
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My response is there now! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:04 AM (AZxMX) 424
I have heard legitimate discussion of starting extra innings with a man on second base.
I have also looked at those discussing it with disgust. Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:01 AM (P1f+c) Yeah. That's stupid. If he gets batted home, does that run count for as much on his personal stats, as one where he hit a 2-bagger to get to second in the first place? Better to just blindfold the outfielders. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:05 AM (abNpZ) 425
left side rocker panel, the worse of the two. Right side looks like maybe one six-inch patch in the middle, right under the middle door pillar, would be all it needs.
Ima drive my VW Cabrio to wherever AOP is, ask and insist that he helps to put the new top on, and will refuse to pay in any commodity other than whisky and /or cigars. Posted by: Miklos, paying "in kind" as the lawyers say at July 15, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ) 426
Edgar Martinez ftw!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:06 AM (PkVlr) Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 12:06 AM (53LPg) Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:06 AM (AtaaG) 429
She's a stupid twatwaffle
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr Nurse, you need to be more specific! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:06 AM (AZxMX) 430
There's already a Darwinistic solution. By the 14th inning all you have for backup pitching is the second string right fielder.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:07 AM (fuK7c) 431
She's a stupid twatwaffle
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr) 419 You're welcome. Posted by: Miley Is this sufficient basis for a Girl Fight? Posted by: Miklos, not optimistic, and unused Jello at July 15, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:07 AM (AZxMX) 433
Ima drive my VW Cabrio to wherever AOP is, ask and insist that he helps to put the new top on, and will refuse to pay in any commodity other than whisky and /or cigars.
Posted by: Miklos, paying "in kind" as the lawyers say at July 15, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ) I'd (reluctantly, mind you) put a new top on Kate Upton, but a mere VW Cabrio, uh-uh. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:08 AM (abNpZ) 434
This thread is like some dreams I have.
I am trying to get to work, but I can't get there, because I forgot to read the schedule, and then when I finally get there I have a hard time getting into the building, and then I see my wife one floor below, who really needs me to tell her something important about our sons, but I can't simply go downstairs and must navigate some kind of slippery monkey bar thing. TMI? Yes, we much! Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:08 AM (aurSP) 435
Miklos: ooo! ooo! Mud or hot oil?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 12:08 AM (miE9U) 436
Commissar Hrothgar,
I was talking about the female sport announcer talking about changing the extra innings rules. Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:09 AM (PkVlr) 437
431 She's a stupid twatwaffle
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:03 AM (PkVlr) 419 You're welcome. Posted by: Miley Is this sufficient basis for a Girl Fight? Posted by: Miklos, not optimistic, and unused Jello at July 15, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ) We've got plenty of pudding. Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:09 AM (NWiLs) 438
Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:00 AM (abNpZ)
All the Fall semester welding classes at MCC are already full... Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:09 AM (LPnfS) 439
Better to just blindfold the outfielders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Dear Baseball, Just go full European Kickball, and end with a homerun derby, if you think we can't handle a real sport. Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (P1f+c) 440
Nurse! Waaaayyy TMI! lolHow are you friend?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (J3GN6) 441
On another topic, gardening is taking its toll on me. Biting insects feast on my otherwise close-to-flawless skin, and Publius is perturbed and has taken to putting ointment on my bites.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 442
But the Horde manages to surprise me every now and again.
Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2019 11:58 PM (RU4sa) We have our vays, ja! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (AZxMX) 443
441 On another topic, gardening is taking its toll on me. Biting insects feast on my otherwise close-to-flawless skin, and Publius is perturbed and has taken to putting ointment on my bites.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NMAzL) DEET. Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Japanese Nuru Gel at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (fuK7c) 445
Biting insects feast on my otherwise close-to-flawless skin, and Publius is perturbed and has taken to putting ointment on my bites.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NMAzL) ----- Ummm... Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (iB1oa) 446
twatwaffle is german for foo fighter, ja?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (KP5rU) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:11 AM (AZxMX) 448
I'd (reluctantly, mind you) put a new top on Kate Upton, but a mere VW Cabrio, uh-uh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Cain't put one one off lessen ya take sumpm' off Projekt management Posted by: Miklos, Projekt Manajer at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (PkVlr) 450
We've got plenty of pudding.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:09 AM (NWiLs) None of that expired stuff, thank you very much!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (aurSP) 452
:d
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:13 AM (aurSP) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 12:13 AM (ykYG2) 454
Foo Fighter's cover of Planet Claire:
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=AgLgu1ElH70 extra space before watch ... Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:13 AM (LPnfS) Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:14 AM (aurSP) 456
I can't decide if I should stay up all night so I can start weeding at daybreak.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 457
So good to see you! How's the apple orchard?
Posted by: Nurse ratched Great! I'm in Spokane getting ready for my "cough" "tenth" year reunion.(It has to be 10 ish, I'm barely 29.) Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (J3GN6) 458
Miklos: ooo! ooo! Mud or hot oil?
Posted by: qdpsteve Hot oil is reserved certain Male "sponsors" . By tradition, we Southerners only do mud rasslin in the Fall (and no white shoes after Labor Day). Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ) 459
Weed with fire. No bugs!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (0OmEj) 460
this thread is fucked up on all kinds of levels.
Posted by: chavez the hugo And, based on the physics article, even if we went back in time to try it again, the new thread would start out fucked up on at least one level. Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (P1f+c) 461
None of that expired stuff, thank you very much!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:12 AM (NMAzL) Don't worry, it's all in date. We run a classy joint around here. Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (NWiLs) 462
The stabber lady looks like the antagonist from the cartoon "Doug."
Posted by: The Hoser at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (v3UCk) 463
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:13 AM (LPnfS)
Just a general suggestion, but a double space is so much easier to see, and thus correct! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:16 AM (AZxMX) Posted by: M at July 15, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:16 AM (PkVlr) 466
And, based on the physics article, even if we went back in time to try it again, the new thread would start out fucked up on at least one level.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (P1f+c) The #TwoWeeks paradox! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:17 AM (AZxMX) 467
Hrothgar, if you haven't left yet check your mail one more time.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:17 AM (AtaaG) 468
No banana pudding.
That stuff is gross. Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:16 AM (PkVlr) It's just vanilla pudding with banana slices and Nilla wafers. And whipped cream.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 469
So I was at the west Seattle street festival today. I was wearing my #learntocode pink T-shirt. I got two compliments and one "lol CNN"
Which one of you Morons was there? Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:19 AM (PkVlr) 470
Whipped cream is good.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 12:19 AM (NWiLs) 471
I can't decide if I should stay up all night so I can start weeding at daybreak.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:14 AM (NMAzL) It's cooler then, but the bitey insects are worse. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc) 472
Well shit. That one worked.
it's hot as fuck here. We had our second powere outage in one week. Our second in a month. Our third in less than a year. Stack this up against the first 16 years we have lived in this neighborhood: Maybe three in those years, all very short, less than an hour. Now? Three outages, all lasting in excess of three hours. These are not weather related. All of our electrical power is underground. It's old equipment feeding a neighborhood with a lot of people using computers, fans, AC units, and blah de fucking blah. All I know is that I do not want this to become some kind of New Normal fucking thing. Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:20 AM (aurSP) 473
Tis time. As always, remember we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD. Our heritage demands it. Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well. Posted by: irongrampa at July 15, 2019 12:20 AM (KATBx) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (AZxMX) 475
It's just vanilla pudding with banana slices and Nilla wafers. And whipped cream.
..... Whipped cream or meringue? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (48XXE) 476
466 And, based on the physics article, even if we went back in time to try it again, the new thread would start out fucked up on at least one level.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 12:15 AM (P1f+c) The #TwoWeeks paradox! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 15, 2019 12:17 AM (AZxMX There lies the problem Posted by: Schrödinger's thread at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (SxBH1) 477
Which one of you Morons was there?
Posted by: Nurse ratched Hope you didn't step on any syringes! Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (J3GN6) Posted by: American Whipped Cream Producers Association at July 15, 2019 12:21 AM (QzkSJ) 479
I like the nilla wafers.
And the whipped cream of course. Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:22 AM (PkVlr) 480
They're doing free kicks in extra innings now?
Calling the New York City Ballet and/or the Rockettes. Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (pPNCa) 481
palsi tried putting talcum powder on that bat that lives between her legs, but the fucking cobwebs kept getting in the way. despicable bitch.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (KP5rU) 482
Just wanted to say: Loooove Trumps latest tweet telling the snakes to go back to the shithole that they crawled out off. This is exactly one of the reasons I voted for this guy. Now, if he would just build an impregnable wall and deport 30 million illegals....
Posted by: Floridachick at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (2a2jC) 483
I will hang back until you amateurs get to the advanced uses of raw oyster.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (fuK7c) 484
Which explains why I gots bloody knuckles from beating the shit out of my innocent Everlast brand heavy bag.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:24 AM (aurSP) 485
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 15, 2019 12:20 AM (KATBx) Goodnight, irongrampa! Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc) 486
nite grampa.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:25 AM (KP5rU) 487
9 It's Turtles all the way down!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro) Did you see where they are adding a fourth, female, Turtle? Posted by: Fox2! at July 15, 2019 12:25 AM (MwFQu) 488
If Forbes now publishes articles about electroweak force symmetry-breaking, does that mean that Scientific American will start examining the competence of corporate boards, or publishing lists of the richest bosons or something?
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 12:26 AM (ed8K1) 489
It's cooler then, but the bitey insects are worse.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc) This is true.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 490
I had a one-testacled rough collie. Bred our bitch with a famous champion (Gambit's Trick of Light). This was the most gorgeous dog you ever saw, and no show ring for him, but what a dog.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 12:26 AM (w7U7L) 491
this thread is fucked up on all kinds of levels.
It started on Bastille Day, gotta expect some French-related craziness. Posted by: Basement Cat at July 15, 2019 12:27 AM (pPNCa) 492
I will hang back until you amateurs get to the advanced uses of raw oyster.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:23 AM (fuK7c) Raw oyster is best when you fake sneeze into your hand, and then show it to your buddy "I think I have the plague" Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:27 AM (aurSP) 493
nite grampa.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Now see, people? Chav is a plain spoken man who is probably actually close to nice. Posted by: Miklos, commenting on comments at July 15, 2019 12:28 AM (QzkSJ) 494
I can't help but think that the Forbes article's focus on the bottom-antibottom meson is some sort of veiled slap at Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 12:28 AM (ed8K1) 495
this thread is fucked up on all kinds of levels.
So glad to see everything is normal around here. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (FvdHJ) 496
it's hot as fuck here. We had our second powere outage in one week. Our second in a month. Our third in less than a year. Stack this up against the first 16 years we have lived in this neighborhood: Maybe three in those years, all very short, less than an hour.
Now? Three outages, all lasting in excess of three hours. These are not weather related. All of our electrical power is underground. It's old equipment feeding a neighborhood with a lot of people using computers, fans, AC units, and blah de fucking blah. All I know is that I do not want this to become some kind of New Normal fucking thing. Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 15, 2019 12:20 AM (aurSP) If you have natural gas to the house, and have the funds, I'd install a whole house natural gas generator. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (Rz2Nc) 497
Trumps tweets are awesome. Hes saying things that need to be said without the msm getting in the way. He sets the donks against each other. More please. He's forcing them to defend the batshit insane Talib. He's forcing them even further left. I greatly admire what he is doing. bigly.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (0OmEj) 498
492; pug, this is a known, known. i've seen that. thank god i was pissing in a urinal at the time.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (KP5rU) 499
Raw oysters are best picked up off the beach, shucked right there and slurped with a champagne vinegar.
Then vodka Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (PkVlr) 500
I can't help but think that the Forbes article's focus on the bottom-antibottom meson is some sort of veiled slap at Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 12:28 AM (ed8 ----- Quantum physics as political commentary/satire. Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 12:30 AM (iB1oa) 501
493; i have my moments of weakness.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 12:31 AM (KP5rU) 502
I will hang back until you amateurs get to the advanced uses of raw oyster.
Posted by: Bandersnatch The highest and best use of a raw oyster is in an oyster shooter, consumed by a girl is already drunk enough to do that. The rest is left as an exercise for the reader. Posted by: Miklos, testifying, but not under oath at July 15, 2019 12:31 AM (QzkSJ) 503
Raw oysters are best picked up off the beach, shucked right there and slurped with a champagne vinegar.
There are ways to use them in sex play. Is what I'm saying. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:31 AM (fuK7c) 504
Aaaahhh....
They're far more capable than most realize. Better keep them on our side. Do NOT want to fight these guys again. Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2019 11:48 PM (axyOa) Japan has been so thoroughly defanged that even a major crisis wouldn't stir them much. Positive media portrayals of their current forces are denounced as right-wing propaganda. It would take a generation or two of not being under our military umbrella and continuing tense relations with neighbors for their population to even support ramping up their military to a level comparable to their economic power. In a worst case scenario, say full on war with China, Japan would probably surrender in a matter of weeks if not days. Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (gDSJf) 505
He's forcing them even further left. I greatly admire what he is doing. bigly.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (0OmEj) Do you think he's actually forcing them to the left? Or maybe off the rails.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (iB1oa) 507
Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (FvdHJ)
Good Evening ... Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (LPnfS) 508
Raw oysters are best picked up off the beach, shucked right there and slurped with a champagne vinegar.
Then vodka Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:29 AM (PkVlr) Oooooh baby, yeah!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 509
t started on Bastille Day, gotta expect some French-related craziness. Posted by: Basement Cat Haven't heard anything about the yellow vest guys lately. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:32 AM (aKsyK) 510
It's just vanilla pudding with banana slices and Nilla wafers. And whipped cream.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL) **** Mrs D made that for dessert last night with leftovers for tonight. I didn't get any as my grandkids ate it all. L'il bastards are out of the will!!! Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:33 AM (axyOa) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:33 AM (PkVlr) 512
Insomniac is a lucky man. God bless you, Nurse ratched!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 513
Further left... off the rails tomato tahmato. Both really.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (0OmEj) 514
Raw oysters are best picked up off the beach, shucked right there and slurped with a champagne vinegar.
Then vodka Posted by: Nurse ratched Bad news. Orlando has no oyster beds. Oh, wait.... Posted by: Miklos, checking the tide tables at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (PkVlr) 516
Go ahead, bander
Well, as opposed to what some heathens think, they're not for shooters. Oysters are not to be swallowed but to be chewed, or nibbled, or rolled around on the tongue. They are uncannily congruent in texture to certain girl parts. If a guy were to put them in the girl parts and then nibble around to find out what's what... Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:36 AM (fuK7c) 517
In a worst case scenario, say full on war with China, Japan would probably surrender in a matter of weeks if not days.
Posted by: Sjg Who is Hiroo Onoda again? Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 12:36 AM (DrqHq) 518
There are ways to use them in sex play.
Is what I'm saying. Posted by: Bandersnatch Show me DA MONEYS Posted by: "Pearl", of Great Price at July 15, 2019 12:37 AM (QzkSJ) 519
In a worst case scenario, say full on war with China, Japan would probably surrender in a matter of weeks if not days. Posted by: Sjg I'm going to disagree with you on that one. The Japanese are a REALLY nationalistic people, while they have been defanged to some extent, if attacked, I believe they would respond with a ferocity that would stun the crap out of the Chinese. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:37 AM (J3GN6) 520
In a worst case scenario, say full on war with China, Japan would probably surrender in a matter of weeks if not days.
Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2019 **** Not sure I agree although my perspective is dated. But the Japanese Army, and Marines I worked with we're some bad-assed dudes. And a very professional officer corps. I just didn't think there were enough of them. Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:38 AM (axyOa) 521
It started on Bastille Day, gotta expect some French-related craziness.
Posted by: Basement Cat You mean I missed Bastille Day? How did that happen? Posted by: Le Mikleuse at July 15, 2019 12:38 AM (QzkSJ) 522
Bandersnatch, will you check your email please
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 12:41 AM (AtaaG) 523
Who is Hiroo Onoda again?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 12:36 AM (DrqHq) A footnote in history, as is everyone else from their former Empire who was ingrained with the concept of death before capture. They aren't blind adherents to a divine emperor anymore, and likely will never be again. Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2019 12:41 AM (gDSJf) 524
Over the next 16 months, Trump is going to take every hairline fracture in the D party and turn it into the San Andreas Fault. Enjoy it!!!
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 12:41 AM (53LPg) 525
A footnote in history, as is everyone else from their former Empire who was ingrained with the concept of death before capture.
They aren't blind adherents to a divine emperor anymore, and likely will never be again. Posted by: Sjg You've never been to Japan, right? Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 12:42 AM (DrqHq) 526
Well, my hands and feet are sore. Hands from chipping rust with the little chipping hammer, and feet from standing on the hard concrete floor while doing it.
Going to take some ibuprofen, and hit the sack. Night, Horde. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:42 AM (abNpZ) 527
They aren't blind adherents to a divine emperor anymore, and likely will never be again.
Posted by: Sjg Heh Posted by: Chuck Marx at July 15, 2019 12:43 AM (QzkSJ) 528
to tie some of this thread's threads together, the Marquis de Sade was NOT liberated 14 July from the Bastille, as is popularly thought. He'd been transferred to a loony bin ten days prior.
That's right, on the Fourth of July. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2019 12:44 AM (ykYG2) 529
I grew up around a LOT of Japanese folks here in the USA.
San Diego, circa '60s n' '70s. Old to young, it didn't matter. A hard, proud and upright people, and the only way you win against them is to UTTERLY win against them. This includes chess, poker and pre-BMX bicycle jumps at the bottom of steep San Diego hills, launched from home made suicide ramps. (maybe that's why they were so good at that?) Their society "appears" as Pacifist. It's in their (imposed) Constitution, they say! Yeah. Right. Corner them and threaten them with National annihilation. Then let's see who yanks the "pacifist" handle, first. Germany surrendered without being nuked. Japan would have NOT surrendered, except for the nukes. Put that into your Pachinko machine and pull the handle. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 12:45 AM (QzJWU) 530
Not sure I agree although my perspective is dated. But the Japanese Army, and Marines I worked with we're some bad-assed dudes. And a very professional officer corps. I just didn't think there were enough of them. Posted by: Diogenes There's that old saying about quantity having a quality all of its own. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:46 AM (aKsyK) 531
Quantum physics as political commentary/satire.
Posted by: Captain Obvious -------- You read my article! : "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity" Posted by: Alan Sokal at July 15, 2019 12:46 AM (U7Mh9) 532
You mean I missed Bastille Day? How did that happen?
Posted by: Le Mikleuse We neglected to set up a guillotine on the Capitol steps...and use it. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 12:46 AM (J3GN6) 533
Going to take some ibuprofen, and hit the sack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2019 12:42 AM (abNpZ) Sleep well, AOP. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:47 AM (Rz2Nc) 534
That's right, on the Fourth of July.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo FUN FACT There is restaurant in Budapest run by a lady from a former Soviet republic called "Marquis de Salade" Posted by: Miklos, your local host and Subject Matter Expert at July 15, 2019 12:48 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:48 AM (fuK7c) 536
There's that old saying about quantity having a quality all of its own.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 12:46 AM (aKsyK) *** Indeed. Marshall Zhukov agrees. Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:48 AM (axyOa) 537
We neglected to set up a guillotine on the Capitol steps...
Well, old bean, I'd be willing to help, but the Brits these days, you know. Posted by: Robert Ross at July 15, 2019 12:48 AM (ykYG2) 538
An Antifa member was shot and killed by cops last night at the Tacoma, WA ICE office. He had brought a shotgun and overbay incendiary devices. He was throwing the devices at cars and trying to blow up a propane tank.
This is domestic terrorism. I wonder if it will get as much press as an abortion clinic bombing. I wonder if the press will mention it ever again after today. https://bit.ly/2XIpXuB Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (BJKQV) 539
There's that old saying about quantity having a quality all of its own.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. -------- I've been pondering that since reading about Weasel's $1,500.00 optics. For that price, you could arm three more guys. So, four guys with iron sights vs. one guy with hyper-nice red dot 4x scope. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (2qPhT) 540
Overbay? WTH spellchecker. You drank?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (BJKQV) 541
"Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity"
Posted by: Alan Sokal I will totally use that! If Sakrabarti sez Ok Posted by: A O C at July 15, 2019 12:51 AM (QzkSJ) 542
Crappies. Sox lose in 12.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 12:51 AM (fuK7c) 543
Not sure I agree although my perspective is dated. But the Japanese Army, and Marines I worked with we're some bad-assed dudes. And a very professional officer corps.
I just didn't think there were enough of them. Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 12:38 AM (axyOa) I wouldn't disagree, their military is professional. It's just tiny in comparison to their population and economy. And that hasn't changed over the last two decades of China racheting up it's regional influence. Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2019 12:53 AM (gDSJf) 544
Hey, AOC, remember, Vacuum Energy allows people to continue cleaning rugs.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 12:53 AM (hSQmw) 545
542 Oh, that's ok.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 12:53 AM (w7U7L) 546
Indeed.
Marshall Zhukov agrees. Posted by: Diogenes Good point. Need more artillery. *Google Maps all main government buildings in DC* Posted by: Marshl Miklos of Dignity Canal Chief Directorate at July 15, 2019 12:55 AM (QzkSJ) 547
538 An Antifa member was shot and killed by cops last night at the Tacoma, WA ICE office. He had brought a shotgun and overbay incendiary devices. He was throwing the devices at cars and trying to blow up a propane tank.
This is domestic terrorism. I wonder if it will get as much press as an abortion clinic bombing. I wonder if the press will mention it ever again after today. https://bit.ly/2XIpXuB Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (BJKQV) Id call that a good start...do they REALLY want to die for their cause? Posted by: a dude in MI at July 15, 2019 12:55 AM (SxBH1) 548
Miley,
He's so Sweet. And he doesn't mind when I pounce! Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (PkVlr) Doesn't mind? Ha!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 549
Goodnight, places to go, people to see tomorrow.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 15, 2019 12:59 AM (Rz2Nc) Posted by: Halfwise at July 15, 2019 01:00 AM (kLxSO) 551
Sweet. And he doesn't mind when I pounce!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 12:35 AM (PkVlr) Doesn't mind? Ha! Posted by: Miley He hasn't put you in the okra patch yet. Posted by: Miklos the agriculturalist at July 15, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ) 552
You know who had just one testicle.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2019 01:01 AM (q1Pj5) 553
...So, four guys with iron sights vs. one guy with hyper-nice red dot 4x scope.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2019 12:50 AM (2qPhT) Yeah, that was for his CQB AR rig. You wanna inquire as to the Nightforce glass that sits atop his F-Class competition rig? I spent all I could (then) afford for the Vortex glass on my precision AR rifle. Here's the thing. You can now, for about $400, buy some VERY awesome, sub MOA bolt action rifles, that'll really deliver the goods. At least for the first three rounds, before their skinny barrels heat up and start with the vertical stringing. Go up to $1,500, and now you've got ALL of the Ruger Precision Rifles, Mossberg and Savage equivalents. Probably the Howa lineup, too. These are rifles that are wicked good at 800 yards, and superior examples will be F Class Ready for 1,000 yard matches, right outta the box. Your simply not going to grok that distance with anything less than a Leupold Mk IV, a Vortex Razor, Nightforce, U.S. Optics, or etc. Nothing less than $2,000, not inclusive of mounts or rings. Oh, and that Aimpoint? Go ahead and swim ashore with it, after your helicopter insertion from fifteen feet or so above wave level. It'll still be functioning when ashore, even if you're not. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU) 554
Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 01:04 AM (miE9U) 555
What a bunch of party poopers. Dodgers win.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 15, 2019 01:06 AM (w7U7L) 556
Good Night, qdpsteve ...
Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 01:06 AM (LPnfS) 557
Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve You were supposed to bring tacos for everybody.... Posted by: Miklos the menu planner at July 15, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2019 01:08 AM (PkVlr) 559
EBOLA Pastor infected with Ebola Virus arrived today in Goma
the passengers of the bus will be vaccinated against ebola virus when they are located hopefully this week http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/listings/ebola-outbreak-in-goma-july-14-2019/ Posted by: ebola outbreak map.com at July 15, 2019 01:09 AM (2FTKG) Posted by: ebola outbreak map.com at July 15, 2019 01:09 AM (2FTKG) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 01:12 AM (aKsyK) 562
He hasn't put you in the okra patch yet.
Posted by: Miklos the agriculturalist at July 15, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ) I started in the okra patch, and performed exceptionally well. He was impressed!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 563
How did I miss the movie thread? Ah, no matter.
*cough* PROMETHEUS STILL SUCKS! Carry on while I peruse the content! Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:14 AM (KfNTm) 564
Guy I knew in high school was hosing the back seat of his junker car off in the driveway.
Was out on a date with his GF the night before and stank it up. true story Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 01:15 AM (Y274z) 565
Watching Hitchcock. Julie Adams plays the wife of a couple with a little girl. They buy a house from a little old lady. A little old lady wearing a curious pointed hat. That's a bad sign. Then the moving fan that brought their stuff was the Salem moving company. Another bad sign. Now, the little girl has an imaginary friend. She makes up all kinds of stories they think, which the little girl claims her little friend told her. Her little friend drops the name of her aunt, with whom she claims to live. They just looked up the name and found she was hanged back in the day for witchcraft. I love Hitchcock. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 01:17 AM (f1Vqw) 566
Miley hasn't learned how to whip okra yet. I don't know what that is, exactly, but my father would always complain my mother whipped the okra too much. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 01:18 AM (f1Vqw) 567
okra is the South's revenge on anyone stupid enough to think snot is some sort of food. Longest running practical joke ever.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:21 AM (KfNTm) 568
The way Publius taught me to fix it is delicious!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 569
Fried okra is good stuff. I like boiled as well, but I haven't had the chance for Miley to try it yet. Okra is slimy and that snot is what makes it good. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2019 01:24 AM (f1Vqw) 570
Tomato snot is where the flavor is.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 571
I started in the okra patch, and performed exceptionally well. He was impressed!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess You seem well on the way to qualifying for citizenship in the Palmetto State. The test has three parts (and is much easier than getting a driver's license, as you may have noticed): Okra v. oysters Discuss in 100 non cusswords or less Grits Yellow or white, stone ground or not (maximum four word answer, of which two must be cuss words) Palmetto bugs (answer unlimited in length,, minimum 50% domestically produced cuss words required) Posted by: Miklos who does not, as a general rule, like Yankees at July 15, 2019 01:25 AM (QzkSJ) 572
Was out on a date with his GF the night before and stank it up.
true story Posted by: torabora And that little boy was me. Posted by: Joseph Biden (Senior) at July 15, 2019 01:27 AM (QzkSJ) 573
Good evening, Miss Adriane.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at July 15, 2019 01:28 AM (FvdHJ) 574
Both oysters and okra are yummy. Grits are OK, palmetto bugs are not.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 575
okra is the South's revenge on anyone stupid enough to think snot is some sort of food. Longest running practical joke ever.
Posted by: Gooshy The Japanese won WWII Plan O-Kudzu succeeded all too well. Posted by: Miklos, out with a beer and a bush hog at July 15, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ) 576
Dad grew up on Puget sound and Mom would cook fried oysters for him.
She didn't much like fried oysters, but she loved the 10 oz glass jars they came in because they would fit a mason jar lid. She loved using those for blackberry jam. Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:30 AM (hSQmw) 577
LOL. Be careful with that bush hog, Miklos.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:31 AM (AG/uO) 578
My dear departed introduced me to fried oysters on our honeymoon. I ended up enjoying them raw as well.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 579
Re: The discussion of vanilla pudding.
I used to love Vanilla Wafers as a kid. I tried them again a few years ago and they righteously sucked. When I looked at the ingredients, I saw they used, instead of real vanilla, vanillin, a synthetic vanilla. Maybe I'm weird, okay I'm weird, but I do not like 'imitation vanilla', only buying the real thing. I notice a difference in the depth and complexity of real vanilla over the fake stuff. Now the question is: Why do they still get to all them 'Vanilla Wafers' instead of the accurate 'Vanillin Wafers'? Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 01:31 AM (Y8PSl) 580
Okra is slimy and that snot is what makes it good.
Posted by: publius That is why okra is a key ingredient in gumbo. But all Real Americans know that. Posted by: Miklos, eh cher, les haricots ne s'ont pas sale at July 15, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ) 581
Must've dozed off. Something about vanilla pudding with oysters. Can't be right.
Anybody else feel like, when irongrampa says goodnight, one ought to stand up and salute? And I'm just a lifelong civvie. When I say goodnight, everybody just blinks and says Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at July 15, 2019 01:32 AM (Z65m4) 582
. . . and that little bivalve of the family Ostroidea was me.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:33 AM (hSQmw) 583
She thinks her boyfriend looks cute after eating a cream pie filled powdered donut.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2019 10:57 PM (QzJWU) --- FTFY! Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2019 01:35 AM (dqXSA) 584
I thought they were Nilla Wafers?
Because there is nothing like the sense of anomie and detachment from common accepted concepts of society is engendered as readily as from banana pudding with those wafers studded in it. It makes you think about Nilla-ism. Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:37 AM (hSQmw) 585
oysters are good however you like em! There used to be an oyster bar not far from the main gate at McDill AFB. A bucket steamed, a pitcher of beer, heaven.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:37 AM (AG/uO) Posted by: Third Shift Supermarket Bakery Lesbian Supervisor at July 15, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ) 587
It also makes me write unintelligible sentences. Nilla-ism, what can't it argle?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:38 AM (hSQmw) 588
Okra is proof the devil is real and wants us to gag for eternity.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 01:40 AM (axyOa) 589
I am off to bed, I am sleep deprived and I was plotting a comment about the intersection of veterinarian science and cosmology.
"Imaging the universe as a cow. Not that one, the other type." Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2019 01:41 AM (hSQmw) Posted by: Miklos thinking banana pudding at July 15, 2019 01:43 AM (QzkSJ) 591
Diogenes is obviously very wise and incredibly good looking. And has excellent taste.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:43 AM (AG/uO) 592
538 An Antifa member was shot and killed by cops last night at the Tacoma, WA ICE office. He had brought a shotgun and overbay incendiary devices. He was throwing the devices at cars and trying to blow up a propane tank.
Vashon Island resident. Hard core Commie territory. But they are a ferry ride removed from Seattle and so love their separation from the insanity. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2019 01:44 AM (e1mEI) 593
There are oyster beds in Barnstable Harbor, MA, visible from google satellite maps. Just offshore from Bone Hill Road, Barnstable.
There was a time when they were laid out to say "eat more oysters" in a way that was visible from space. http://bit.ly/2SjtQAf Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 01:46 AM (fuK7c) 594
Okra is proof the devil is real and wants us to gag for eternity.
Posted by: Diogenes I thank you, as I thank people who don't like oysters. I am aware of the immutable law of supply and demand. At this point, my only desire is that more men become homo, and nobody wants steak. *hear my prayer, O law of the Invisible Hand* Posted by: Miklos, the moderately competent economist at July 15, 2019 01:48 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2019 01:49 AM (DrqHq) 596
Mr. Agnew, how did you survive that horrific golf cart accident?
Posted by: Gooshy at July 15, 2019 01:49 AM (AG/uO) 597
I am off to bed, I am sleep deprived and I was plotting a comment about the intersection of veterinarian science and cosmology.
"Imaging the universe as a cow. Not that one, the other type." Posted by: Kindltot Hate to break this to you, but your universe is, in fact, inside the fingernail of a greater being. And no, you can't buy any pot from the Professor. Posted by: Miklos, requesting a second carbon date about own self at July 15, 2019 01:53 AM (QzkSJ) 598
> Biden is hoping his positioning as Obamacare's chief defender could be helpful on several fronts.
Good Ol' Slow Joe. He hasn't noticed that the defense of Obamacare by his fellow Dems is... lukewarm, at best. Oh, they're doing the "REPUBLIKKKANS WANT BABIES TO DIE IN THE STREETS!" thing, but it's very, very much on the back burner (compared to, say, "CHILDREN IN CAGES!!!!" or "RUSSIA!!!!". That's because they know perfectly well that Obamacare sucks, and everyone hates it. Posted by: DoD at July 15, 2019 01:54 AM (JUUk1) Posted by: Miklos, mildly concerned at July 15, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 01:55 AM (JUUk1) 601
Harvesting of ballots(illegal alien puritans so a segregated. better term for what most democrat will we! Despite thready to flush va. gov. nordham down the day. They then showing videos of border patrol watches them. Free market unseen hand was supposed to solve allegiance to back ghetto feed her when prevent families from voting as them. Tear gasing the serve in trouble now KKK!!!
Posted by: DoD at July 15, 2019 01:57 AM (QzkSJ) 602
if G*d had meant man to eat seafood, to include shellfish, she would not have made the land animals so easy to catch.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2019 02:00 AM (dqXSA) 603
Vanilla and the South being mentioned earlier, couldn't help adding this trivial little tidbit - as someone born in one of Mississippi's remaining totally dry counties, one learned rather quickly how people who didn't want to directly challenge law enforcement chose to get around that.
Vanilla Flavoring. One of my uncles ran what could legitimately call a country store in the old sense of the word, and the little bit of profit he did make was from people desperate for a drink coming in and purchasing large quantities of that distinctively-bottled baking aid. When folks spoke about late-Soviet-era Russians drinking perfume to get their alcohol fix, I ..... got it, but it still makes one shudder to think of it. Posted by: A. Pendragon at July 15, 2019 02:03 AM (lJMCC) 604
Added even more trivial item - the dry county in which I lived bordered on one wet county, and a store was opened right there on the county line. There was a broad, red line running through the middle of the interior, and you could cross over and purchase liquor legally on the wet side, but ran the prospect of arrest if you crossed back to the other side. (If an election was coming up, you'd sometimes even see deputies from the SO stationed over on the dry zone.)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at July 15, 2019 02:08 AM (lJMCC) 605
I watched a thing on the teevee tonight about how Artificial Intelligence is a threat to humanity. It made ya think.
And then I see the bot droppings a few posts back and think, nahhh, we're safe for a while. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 15, 2019 02:08 AM (jp0Bv) 606
One of my uncles ran what could legitimately call a country store in the old sense of the word,
A. Pendragon The other useful term was "tincture". Posted by: Miklos, collector of words at July 15, 2019 02:09 AM (QzkSJ) 607
Beta O'Cuck has just discovered (or claims to have just discovered) that both he and his wife are descended from slave owners.
So he'll be turning all his wife's money over to black people now, I guess? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2019 02:12 AM (JUUk1) 608
Well-said, Miklos. If anyone ever has the hankering to see a map that rivals the Holy Roman Empire in its confusing and often contradictory details, check out the Mississippi Alcoholic Beverage Commission website. Counties where wine, but not beer can be purchased in some cities, country clubs that are somehow allowed an exemption from the rules, counties divided in half but with sales restricted to certain items on certain days at certain times....and then you get to the really complicated ones.
How the state managed to get casinos in still puzzles me, since the demographic that opposed that is also largely the same that's devoted to keeping the Magnolia State dry. The current big issue is opting in on the lottery system that all our neighboring states have adopted, and the usual suspects are at play in that affair as well. Posted by: A. Pendragon at July 15, 2019 02:19 AM (lJMCC) 609
How the state managed to get casinos in still puzzles me,
Heh It shouldn't Same way they got riverboat gambling in Louisiana, and video poker in SC. Hint: $$$$ Posted by: Miklos, with a 300 dollar limit, but VIP at Harrah's at July 15, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ) 610
CNN spent about 10 non stop minutes talking about how racist Trump is.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 02:24 AM (TtdAy) 611
My wife discovered she had some slave owners in the family tree. I probably do too. Any American who has ancestors that lived in the US in the early 1800s probably does as well.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 02:25 AM (TtdAy) 612
One of my uncles ran what could legitimately call a country store in the old sense of the word,
One of my uncles ran a country store. Eaton's General Store, Stoddard, NH. Stoddard is a very small town. He was also the Police Chief and the Fire Chief. And a state legislator. Aunt Mary was the Postmaster and the post office was in the general store. They also had the only gas station. They had a big red fire truck and the requisite six dalmations for it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 02:26 AM (fuK7c) 613
Fine. Now y'all are going to blame me for killing the thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 02:53 AM (fuK7c) 614
Now the question is: Why do they still get to all them 'Vanilla Wafers' instead of the accurate 'Vanillin Wafers'?
Posted by: RickZ I don't know, but I think I'll pass on the "Fruity Pebbles" in your world. Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 02:53 AM (P1f+c) 615
if G*d had meant man to eat seafood, to include shellfish, she would not have made the land animals so easy to catch.
heh heh heh ... Posted by: Lions Feasting on Poacher's Remains ... at July 15, 2019 03:00 AM (LPnfS) 616
Bandersnatch, I can't top your powerful relatives. Although my great great great (uncertain about the number of greats) grandaunt Cecelia was married to the Hero of Gettysburg, John L. Burns. Abraham Lincoln made a point of meeting him after he gave the Gettysburg Address, and they sat next to each other at the church service afterwards.
That's all I got.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 617
611 My wife discovered she had some slave owners in the family tree. I probably do too. Any American who has ancestors that lived in the US in the early 1800s probably does as well.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 15, 2019 02:25 AM (TtdAy) Yup, met some Black folks with my last name. Their story was that they took that name when they were freed BEFORE the Civil War. The had no problem with my family, or it would have been easy to change their name. Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 03:03 AM (NgKpN) 618
Bandersnatch, I can't top your powerful relatives
It's a town of 1,200 today. It might have been 600 back then. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 03:06 AM (fuK7c) 619
Bill, WY.
Population 3: Bill, his wife and the dog ... #3 was actually their son, but they were happy to tell the story of how the dog was older than the kid. Gas station in the middle of no where. Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 03:15 AM (LPnfS) 620
600 people communities? 3 person communities?
Luxury! We lived in a cardboard box in the middle of the road! Posted by: A. Pendragon Channeling the Four Yorkshiremen at July 15, 2019 03:22 AM (lJMCC) 621
I don't know, but I think I'll pass on the "Fruity Pebbles" in your world.
Posted by: mikeski at July 15, 2019 02:53 AM (P1f+c) Nah, never was a Fruity Pebble's fan. Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries FTW! Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 03:36 AM (Y8PSl) 622
I got lost on a photo site - Shorpy.com. Endlessly fascinating.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess 623
Hey Horde, I fell asleep during the interminable Red Sox game and consequently I am wide awake. This has been an entertaining ONT, I don't feel qualified to add anything of value to it other than continued prayers for those who need it. I would also be happy to donate to Jewells so that she may attend the Texas MoMe.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2019 03:48 AM (a4EWo) 624
I would also be happy to donate to Jewells so that she may attend the Texas MoMe.
Write to BenHad. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 03:50 AM (fuK7c) 625
Thanks Bander, is BenHad's e-mail in his nic somewhere up above?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2019 03:52 AM (a4EWo) 626
Thanks Bander, is BenHad's e-mail in his nic somewhere up above?
He is a she. E-mail's in my nic. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 03:54 AM (fuK7c) 627
It's a town of 1,200 today. It might have been 600 back then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch Heh. A friend of mine, local schoolteacher, got elected mayor of his village of about 800 in Slovakia. I asked him how he got elected, and he explained that everybody in the village votes according to who they are related to. And that year they were split 50-50 Posted by: Miklos, unelected dog catcher at July 15, 2019 04:02 AM (QzkSJ) 628
Thanks for clarifying, I hope I don't get banned for failing to use preferred pronouns!! I am not too sound technologically, I am using a new device and don't have a mail account set up, I need one of my kids to do this for me. I can message Jewells directly through Etsy and I guess that is what I'll do. Thank you for your help though, I appreciate it.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2019 04:03 AM (a4EWo) 629
Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac ------ With those short arms, how do they stir the pot? Posted by: Tonypete They hire an octopus to stir it. Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 04:03 AM (arJlL) 630
Nah, never was a Fruity Pebble's fan. Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries FTW!
Posted by: RickZ Crunchberries are a non-sustainable resource! Breakfast privilege! Posted by: Miklos, Alexandra Ocasio-Miklos-Cortez-Mao-Tze-Dong at July 15, 2019 04:05 AM (QzkSJ) 631
if G*d had meant man to eat seafood, to include shellfish, she would not have made the land animals so easy to catch.
heh heh heh ... Posted by: Lions Feasting I will admit, oyster races are a bit boring. Posted by: Miklos, a Mother of a Shucker at July 15, 2019 04:07 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklos, reloading at July 15, 2019 04:08 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklos, not referring to Guy Lombardo or any particular Royal Canadian at July 15, 2019 04:10 AM (QzkSJ) 634
Crunchberries are a non-sustainable resource! Breakfast privilege!
Posted by: Miklos, Alexandra Ocasio-Miklos-Cortez-Mao-Tze-Dong at July 15, 2019 04:05 AM (QzkSJ) I'm all for breakfast privilege! Pig for breakfast, for one. Cheese grits, too. Now if one is going to accuse anyone of 'breakfast privilege', that would be Skip and his damned blueberry pancakes (with real maple syrup and none of that powdered sugar topping). Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 04:10 AM (Y8PSl) 635
>> Turtles make tasty soup.
Posted by: Insomniac ------ With those short arms, how do they stir the pot? Posted by: Tonypete They hire an octopus to stir it. Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 04:03 AM (arJlL) Haha! JT, you win the Merging Of The Threads Award! Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:11 AM (uNyXc) 636
*considers concepts of both monopoly and monopsony in terms of ONT*
*Grant research proposal in here somewhere* Posted by: Miklos, both pre- and post-doc at July 15, 2019 04:12 AM (QzkSJ) 637
considers concepts of both monopoly and monopsony in terms of ONT
Nice word. I got an A on a paper in college and I'm pretty sure it was just for using monopsony. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 04:14 AM (fuK7c) 638
shit
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 04:14 AM (fuK7c) Posted by: Miklos, both Waffle House and Dennys are additional options at July 15, 2019 04:15 AM (QzkSJ) 640
It was back in the days of Dewey decimals and stacks and so just wandering through I found an obscure pamphlet on monopsony pricing and summarized it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2019 04:15 AM (fuK7c) 641
>>Posted by: Miklos, both Waffle House and Dennys are additional options at July 15, 2019 04:15 AM (QzkSJ)
We have no Waffle House or Denny's within 30 miles, only MickeyDs. Sad. Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:18 AM (uNyXc) 642
Nice word. I got an A on a paper in college and I'm pretty sure it was just for using monopsony.
Posted by: Bandersnatch "wounds my heart with a monopsonios langour" Works on the assistant professor chicks every time. Posted by: Miklos, with a gentleman's A- at July 15, 2019 04:19 AM (QzkSJ) 643
We have no Waffle House or Denny's within 30 miles, only MickeyDs. Sad.
Posted by: My life is insanity Didn't know you were Canadian. Sorry, eh? Posted by: Miklos, with Respect for all Noble Canadian Peoples at July 15, 2019 04:21 AM (QzkSJ) 644
Nope, just small town USA, surrounded by small towns.
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:23 AM (uNyXc) 645
Nope, just small town USA, surrounded by small towns.
Posted by: My life is insanity So you know the correct spelling of Mellencamp? As an authority. Posted by: Miklos, and why is Mellencamp more "authentic" than Cougar? at July 15, 2019 04:26 AM (QzkSJ) 646
Most excellent content tonight mishum! I'm thinking the physics ain't math was beautiful semantics.
Posted by: Sock Monkey....gotch your back at July 15, 2019 04:26 AM (+B6tD) Posted by: Miklos, memory slipping at July 15, 2019 04:28 AM (QzkSJ) 648
Sorta, not really....I was born and raised in a medium town, moved to several other big and medium towns, landed in a small town.
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:30 AM (uNyXc) 649
Bonus did a little drive by lurking and got me some Miklos to round it out. No grey box echo chamber tonight
Posted by: Sock Monkey....bananas are in bloom!! at July 15, 2019 04:33 AM (+B6tD) Posted by: Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, The Big Boopper, who had a hard landing at Clear Lake at July 15, 2019 04:33 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: The Early Morning Wisdom of Ye Venerable Miklos at July 15, 2019 04:35 AM (QzkSJ) 652
A bit of historical trivia: Nearby town, claim to fame- Stevie Ray Vaughn crash landed- I think 1990?
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:37 AM (uNyXc) 653
Well said wise friend
Posted by: Sock Monkey....appreciating the beautiful moon at July 15, 2019 04:40 AM (+B6tD) 654
A bit of historical trivia: Nearby town, claim to fame- Stevie Ray Vaughn crash landed- I think 1990?
Posted by: My life is insanity So Wisconsin. So cheese. So celebrate. I would, because I like cheese. Posted by: Miklos, unabashed cheese guy at July 15, 2019 04:42 AM (QzkSJ) 655
Oh, yes! CHEESE, Gromit!
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:44 AM (uNyXc) 656
Much easier to find "community" in a small town
Posted by: Sock Monkey....doing a little Burke at July 15, 2019 04:44 AM (+B6tD) 657
One tends to find "commooonities" in larger urban areas.
Posted by: Rev. Miklos Sharpton at July 15, 2019 04:46 AM (QzkSJ) 658
I'm out. Thanks for the smiles this morning!
Tell Skip I gotta miss his breakfast, and have a good day, all! Posted by: My life is insanity at July 15, 2019 04:51 AM (uNyXc) 659
"I say, I have just ridden over to see if there is anything i can do about this fearful business."
"Uncommonly kind and thoughtful of you, my dear fellow," said Lord Emsworth, touched. Posted by: Miklos, directly and randomly quoting Wodehouse at July 15, 2019 04:51 AM (QzkSJ) 660
643 We have no Waffle House or Denny's within 30 miles, only MickeyDs. Sad.
Posted by: My life is insanity Didn't know you were Canadian. Sorry, eh? Posted by: Miklos, with Respect for all Noble Canadian Peoples at July 15, 2019 04:21 AM (QzkSJ) heh Posted by: m at July 15, 2019 04:53 AM (OMgAl) 661
Done laughing now. Went back and reread that in the good rev's voice. Laughed harder the second time
Posted by: Sock Monkey....laughter one of my three food groups at July 15, 2019 05:02 AM (+B6tD) 662
What a nice night here
Starting work a little later today. Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:02 AM (BbGew) 663
662 What a nice night here
Starting work a little later today. Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:02 AM (BbGew) You have been missed in comments. Posted by: m at July 15, 2019 05:03 AM (OMgAl) 664
In light of octopus, having French toast and sausage, lots of maple syrup.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:05 AM (BbGew) 665
I'm out. Thanks for the smiles this morning!
Tell Skip I gotta miss his breakfast, and have a good day, all! Posted by: My life is insanity Have a great one MLii ! Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 05:06 AM (arJlL) 666
All Morons, at least those awake, in these hard hours, must do their utmost.
If we fail, then the whole Thread, including the the promise of pancakes and bacon for all, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted trolls. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the Aceish Empire and its Horde last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest ONT'. Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at July 15, 2019 05:07 AM (QzkSJ) 667
I feel like the Tin Man needing a oil can
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:13 AM (BbGew) 668
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 15, 2019 05:16 AM (Vg/Kf) 669
Hmm. Thread seems kind of dead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:20 AM (Vg/Kf) 670
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:20 AM (cqNba) 671
*pokes thread with stick*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:21 AM (Vg/Kf) 672
*pokes thread with stick*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:21 AM (Vg/Kf) Hey, watch that! You almost poked out my eye! If you want to poke anything, go poke that damn Barrel. Bunghole removal optional. Posted by: The ONT at July 15, 2019 05:23 AM (Y8PSl) 673
Gonna be another fun day of watching the Left devour itself....in't it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:26 AM (cqNba) 674
Where Sheriff Bart at?
Posted by: White wimmen at July 15, 2019 05:28 AM (QzkSJ) 675
Octopuses, oysters and Churchill excellent ONT
Posted by: Sock Monkey....grateful for the grey boxes at July 15, 2019 05:29 AM (+B6tD) 676
Takes time to get everything started
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:30 AM (BbGew) 677
*pokes thread with stick*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:21 AM (Vg/Kf) It's all over, There isn't anymore. It's all over, but what's it over for? Just when you think the party's starting ... It's over. It's over. It's o-ver! Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 05:30 AM (LPnfS) 678
*pokes thread with stick*
Poke thread Annie 'Gators got your granny Everybody said it was a shame For the mama was working on the chain-gang Posted by: Old Man Miklos, out backa town at July 15, 2019 05:31 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklos, not notoriously picky at July 15, 2019 05:32 AM (QzkSJ) 680
Who keeps jabbing this stick in my ear?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:34 AM (cqNba) 681
Who keeps jabbing this stick in my ear?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice * points at Cicero * Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 05:37 AM (LPnfS) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:38 AM (cqNba) 683
Set timer for coffee, never started it. So had to use the AoSHq comment clock
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:41 AM (BbGew) 684
An idea who's time has come.
I don't think there are any defensible Intellectual Property Rights based on Irish Coffee. Posted by: Miklos, cied Irish Coffee is a concept well understood chez moi at July 15, 2019 05:43 AM (QzkSJ) 685
Well then, somebody better get this place shipshape before the duty bosun shows up. I'm headed up to the flight deck.
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 05:43 AM (UUkQp) 686
Who keeps jabbing this stick in my ear?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice * points at Cicero * Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic *waits for the "she poked me first!"* Posted by: Miklos, fond memories of childhood at July 15, 2019 05:44 AM (QzkSJ) 687
" Well then, somebody better get this place shipshape before the duty bosun shows up. I'm headed up to the flight deck."
Best time of the day is just before sunrise at sea. Man...that is one thing that I do miss. Hey, do me a favor.... Once you hit the flight deck, swing by the line shack and say 'Hi' to our son, OK. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:45 AM (cqNba) 688
Andy Ngo has some video of the Tacoma Terrorist at an earlier protest.
But......he's dead now, so it's sort of old news. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y90YXf5P1rE Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:49 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:52 AM (xIBU4) 690
www.armericanthinker.com /jeffrey epstein alex acosta and an elephant named bill
It's possible the only one to pay a price over this is Acosta Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 05:52 AM (BbGew) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:53 AM (cqNba) 692
Tacoma terrorist is Antifa?
Posted by: Sock Monkey....this s$*%is going to get out of hand soon at July 15, 2019 05:54 AM (+B6tD) 693
And a greeting from Salty, who is off the grid and on vacation.
Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:55 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:57 AM (cqNba) Posted by: m at July 15, 2019 05:57 AM (OMgAl) 696
691 " VIA is an 'ette? "
*Gets out of shower......looks down* ? ?? ??????? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 05:53 AM (cqNba) --------- Actually, I think I knew that, but get a few of those shower pics online just to confirm. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 05:58 AM (xIBU4) 697
Bananas??
Posted by: Sock Monkey....this s$*%is going to get out of hand soon at July 15, 2019 06:00 AM (+B6tD) 698
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:00 AM (FE+I8) 699
"Actually, I think I knew that, but get a few of those shower pics online just to confirm."
Let me go through Mrs VIA's huge collection of photos of me in my birthday suit, and see what I can find. Ah.......found it! Will one with a balding head, hairy legs and plenty of lower chest development work? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba) 700
Will one with a balding head, hairy legs and plenty of lower chest development work?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba) ------- *gulp* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2019 06:01 AM (xIBU4) 701
There are some commentors who may never made a gender announcement but one just assumes from a long history of comments.
There are surprises now and again but they usually are the few it is still up in the air. Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:02 AM (BbGew) 702
Reveille, reveille.
All hand heave out and trice up. The smoking lamp is lighted in all berthing compartments. Now reveille. Breakfast for the crew. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:03 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Sock Monkey....wondering if Mrs Sock Monkey is sleepung at July 15, 2019 06:06 AM (+B6tD) 704
"*gulp*
It's OK Today I feel pretty... Oh, so pretty. And the Left tells me that its perfectly normal. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:07 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Sock Monkey....wondering if Mrs Sock Monkey is sleepung at July 15, 2019 06:08 AM (+B6tD) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba) 707
Today I feel pretty...
Oh, so pretty. And the Left tells me that its perfectly normal. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:07 AM (cqNba) LOL! The Devil With The Gingham Dress On. Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 06:11 AM (Y8PSl) 708
'Morning Wood' is a renewable resource.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba) I wish. Posted by: Zombie Natalie Wood at July 15, 2019 06:12 AM (Y8PSl) Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:15 AM (FE+I8) 710
Somewhere on some Leftist blog everyone might have to ask gender identification every day.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:15 AM (BbGew) 711
Bedtime for this monkey 6am is coming up way too soon. Give em hell and smile while you're doing it. It confuses them
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wondering if Mrs Sock Monkey is sleepung at July 15, 2019 06:17 AM (+B6tD) 712
OK...does this nic work?
Posted by: VIA, A Person of Penis (POP) at July 15, 2019 06:19 AM (cqNba) 713
G'night, Sock Monkey.
Posted by: VIA, A Person of Penis (POP) at July 15, 2019 06:20 AM (cqNba) 714
Well, Mrs VIA's cup of fresh morning coffee has been delivered.
And now the cats are demanding that she get up, and feed them. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 06:25 AM (Wx/+I) 716
"Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today. "
Is it OK if we just point at them, and laugh instead? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:26 AM (cqNba) 717
Reveille, reveille.
All hand heave out and trice up. The smoking lamp is lighted in all berthing compartments. Now reveille. Breakfast for the crew. *Rolls out, dons zoom bag and grabs float coat* Good morning, sir! Posted by: David Koirtyohann at July 15, 2019 06:33 AM (62urk) 718
Good thing starting late but should be still done at normal time hopefully, so shorter day.
Everyone have a great day. Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:34 AM (BbGew) Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 06:38 AM (arJlL) 720
Good morning!
Was TS Barry as bad as they were projecting? Hard to tell with some of the reports. Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 06:39 AM (vd8XM) 721
"Hard to tell with some of the reports."
I don't believe that the cannibalism was as widespread as was initially reported. But I hear that the dead bodies are beginning to wash up onto the shores of Austria already. And..... It's Trump's fault. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba) 722
Was TS Barry as bad as they were projecting? Hard to tell with some of the reports. Who cares?? New York City had a power outage!!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2019 06:44 AM (Wx/+I) Posted by: Mayor De Blasio at July 15, 2019 06:45 AM (cqNba) 724
I don't believe that the cannibalism was as widespread as was initially reported.
But I hear that the dead bodies are beginning to wash up onto the shores of Austria already. And..... It's Trump's fault. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Good. I didn't want to wait until the last minute to panic. Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM) 725
Was TS Barry as bad as they were projecting?
If it was only 0.01% as bad as they projected, you'd have heard about it all weekend. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 15, 2019 06:47 AM (62urk) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:47 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM) 728
720 Good morning!
Was TS Barry as bad as they were projecting? Hard to tell with some of the reports. Posted by: Bruce After Trump's tax cuts and the repeal of Net Neutrality, whats TS Barry going to do? Make the rubble bounce? The living already envy the dead! Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 06:48 AM (43LC7) 729
Apparently Nunes has stated that 'no one will trust the DoJ and the FBI for generations' if people don't go to jail over this Russia collusion business.
Newsflash, Devin. The country probably won't survive if the people who were responsible don't go to jail. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 15, 2019 06:53 AM (62urk) 730
Fixing a friends computer. She uses AOL and every fu*king article on the front page had AOC featured. (and in a good light) Her mouth wide open yelling, and yelling and yelling at whatever. They seem to have her running for President, even thankfully she isn't old enough.
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 06:55 AM (g25kP) 731
Looks like we only had two murders yesterday.
Things are....... Well, not sure how things are. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Slow? Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:56 AM (FE+I8) 732
Looks like we only had two murders yesterday.
Things are....... Well, not sure how things are. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Chicago hit their numbers and a little more. 8 killed 34 wounded Overnite totals are not in yet though Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM) 733
"Slow?"
Hard to tell. We used to average about a murder every thirty hours. (Slightly less than one per day) But with the local stations almost seeming to delay the reporting of another death, it's hard to keep track. But, we are over one a day for the last sixty days or so. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 06:59 AM (cqNba) 734
"But I hear that the dead bodies are beginning to wash up onto the shores of Austria already.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice" I thought the dead bodies (mostly children) washing up were from Trumps immigration raids? You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one around here. Posted by: Ripley at July 15, 2019 07:00 AM (MxEKc) 735
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one around here.
Posted by: Ripley There's been a dead cat shortage. They may have to use raccoons. Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM) 736
There are some commentors who may never made a gender announcement but one just assumes from a long history of comments.
There are surprises now and again but they usually are the few it is still up in the air. Posted by: Skip I used to have to post: Jean not girl Posted by: Jean at July 15, 2019 07:01 AM (Ze7j0) 737
"Chicago hit their numbers and a little more.
8 killed 34 wounded Overnite totals are not in yet though " Remember to divide by 4.3 to come up with the population corrected numbers. In other words, for parity, Chicago needs 4.3 murders for every B'More murder to stay in the running for 1st place. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:02 AM (cqNba) 738
Today is my Mother's 90th birthday. We are flying out to Upper Michigan this afternoon for a celebration later in the week. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 07:03 AM (pNxlR) 739
In other words, for parity, Chicago needs 4.3 murders for every B'More murder to stay in the running for 1st place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice The new mayor of Chicago had started meetings on Mondays right after she took office. Called Accountability Monday meetings. They've bee working a treat. Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:04 AM (vd8XM) 740
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one around here.
Posted by: Ripley There's been a dead cat shortage. They may have to use raccoons. Posted by: Bruce F'n Chinese restaurants. Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:04 AM (FE+I8) 741
In other words, for parity, Chicago needs 4.3 murders for every B'More murder to stay in the running for 1st place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:02 AM (cqNba) Winner of the contest (and every runner-up, too) gets four more years of progressive rule! Come on down! Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:04 AM (H8QX8) 742
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2019 07:05 AM (ceIDk) 743
Today is my Mother's 90th birthday. We are flying out to Upper Michigan this afternoon for a celebration later in the week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Whoo Hoo!! Happy Birthday 90 years old and doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle. Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:05 AM (vd8XM) 744
Winner of the contest (and every runner-up, too) gets four more years of progressive rule! Come on down!
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice Scratches their collective heads. The reason this stupid shit hasn't been working is.... We haven't been stupid enough!! Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:06 AM (vd8XM) 745
There are some commentors who may never made a gender announcement but one just assumes from a long history of comments. Fir the longest time FenlonSpoke posted so as to keep her gender hidden. I recall speaking of her as "she" and she challenged my assertion - I do not recall how I sussed it out. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 07:07 AM (pNxlR) 746
I find it interesting that Medicare for All is a proposed solutions for employment based insurance, an accounting and tax trick that Progressives used to get around their own price control rules.
Basic wages and salaries were easy to determine and negotiate in an open market. As workers were more productive and demanded better wages Progressives saw this as inflation (also less need for unions) and created complicated price and wages controls. But alas, like all Progressive schemes there came a change to tax regulations that made health insurance plans, when paid the the employer, we not an income tax burden to the employee. So now two people buying the same product paid two different prices depending on if one was an employee or an employer. So Progressive policies lead to Progressive rules changes that in turn made employees more dependent on their employer while at the same time making directly purchased healthcare more expensive for everyone. And to fix all of this the Progressive created Obamacare. A taxation plan that forced by law everyone to buy a plan independently or via employment. So now we have Progressive making their third play at controlling healthcare. The plan had 3 main features: 1) give Medicaid to able bodied single adults, 2) force everyone to pay up via tax or insurance, and 3) standardize coverage. So now just 8 or 9 years later we see almost every Progressive demanding Medicare for All. Not 1 single plan, scheme, or rule to help Americans with their health and insurance has worked. Yet almost 50% of voters agree that the people that broke the system every fucking time they touched it should get another chance. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v) 747
chinese restaurants are a plot. avoid at all costs. not even real dog anymore. commie posers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (KP5rU) 748
G'mornin' everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (MtUPF) 749
735 You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one around here.
Posted by: Ripley There's been a dead cat shortage. They may have to use raccoons. Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM) There is a form for that. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v) 750
Happy Birthday Mama Krebs !
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (arJlL) 751
Shark attacks at Austria's beaches should be safe, legal and rare. -- Statements from the JEF chock full of lies and ignorance, volume 2 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 07:11 AM (pNxlR) 752
too true, chavez ... in WI it's probably random roadkill snatched from the beaks of crows and eagles.
Or would that be a step up ? Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:13 AM (MtUPF) 753
750 Happy Birthday Mama Krebs ! Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 07:08 AM (arJlL) On her behalf, I thank you. Gotta go clean up and pack. Will rejoin later from somewhere on the road. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2019 07:13 AM (pNxlR) 754
Our local paper is garbage, and now behind a pay wall. Here's their byline: "Journalism that makes a difference. With your support, we can hold those in power accountable." I suppose that without my support, those in power can run amok. Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:14 AM (UdKB7) 755
754
"Journalism that makes a difference. With your support, we can hold those in power accountable." Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:14 AM (UdKB7) I am re-reading 1984. I swear this must be cut and paste! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:17 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:17 AM (p0A33) 757
Someone keeps going thru our garbage when we set it at the road Sunday evenings. I'm going to put something really vile in there to stop it, like week old road kill, or pictures of Lena laying aroud like a beached manatee.
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:18 AM (UdKB7) 758
Jeebus, even the Brit papers are so anti-Trump as to be unreadable.
*spits* eff the commie bastids Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:19 AM (MtUPF) 759
Jeebus, even the Brit papers are so anti-Trump as to be unreadable.
*spits* eff the commie bastids Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:19 AM (MtUPF) The Brits are this close to being lost to the Caliphate ( see my fingers almost touching). Their Labor Party is as bad as our democratic party if not worse and they have more RINOs in their conservative party than even we have. G-D save the Queen Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:21 AM (p0A33) 760
Hurricane Barry turned out to be just like President Barry - all hype, no action.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 07:21 AM (V2Yro) 761
752; sock, around here, i think it's roadkill snakes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:22 AM (KP5rU) 762
Good morning!
A lot of people were offended by Trump's tweets at the Congresswomen, but anything to draw attention to this: Omar and Tlaib alongside this radical next week: Zahra Billoo, CAIR SF https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/ 1150611156131708930 Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:23 AM (bDqIh) 763
I was a paperboy with a bike and got up every morning rain or shine. Everyone got a newspaper....I'd bet hardly anyone gets a paper in my area now...Long live Gannett. (not really)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:23 AM (g25kP) 764
Good morning!
A lot of people were offended by Trump's tweets at the Congresswomen If you really read his tweet, he did not tell them to get out of America. He said hey since you know so much go back and fix the shit holes you came from, show us how that is done, then come back and tell us what to do. Until them STFU Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:25 AM (p0A33) 765
The UK newspapers hate any American conservative President. They despised Reagan. They hated both Bush's and they weren't even conservative, just not Dem.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2019 07:25 AM (43LC7) 766
I was a paperboy with a bike and got up every morning rain or shine. Everyone got a newspaper....I'd bet hardly anyone gets a paper in my area now...Long live Gannett. (not really)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:23 AM (g25kP) Come October, Starbucks is no longer going to be selling newspapers. It is not political. It is just NOBODY buys paper newspapers anymore. Dying business Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:26 AM (p0A33) 767
gannet has single handedly destroyed the newspaper business. go bankrupt already you commie fucks.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:27 AM (KP5rU) 768
Mornin' Horde. Random links in Wikipedia taught me this morning that an actress from one of those Deathstalker schlock sword-and-sorcery flicks has been our Ambassador to Denmark since November 2017. Career paths, man, they can be weird sometimes.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, something something punk at July 15, 2019 07:28 AM (lLeln) 769
All Starbucks ever sold, even in conservative areas, was the NYT and the WSJ. So, good riddance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 07:28 AM (V2Yro) 770
I'd bet hardly anyone gets a paper in my area now'
I haven't had a subscription in years. The thing is though, there is no way to keep informed on how the local government is screwing us over other than local TV news, which is also garbage. I'm not paying for garbage, I already had to pay to get it hauled off. Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:29 AM (UdKB7) 771
people would read newspapers if there was something in them worth reading. there's not. they're all recycled yahoo "news."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:29 AM (KP5rU) 772
>>If you really read his tweet, he did not tell them to get out of America. He said hey since you know so much go back and fix the shit holes you came from, show us how that is done, then come back and tell us what to do. Until them STFU
Yeah, I liked his tweets - he says what a lot of people are thinking. I am guessing what inspired this was the trash talk Omar and Tlaib made at Netroots Nation. Omar the troll said she loves AMerica more than natural born citizens and then (unexpectedly!) repeated her slurs about America being the worst. Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (bDqIh) 773
Morning all
Animal shelter in Houston says they have many animals that do not respond to English. Many pets only respond to Spanish or Vietnamese and if you adopt on of these pets you may want to hire a trainer to teach the pet to respond to English. Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (84LPL) 774
"Come October, Starbucks is no longer going to be
selling newspapers. It is not political. It is just NOBODY buys paper newspapers anymore. Dying business Posted by: Nevergiveup" Sad part is, if there was a half-way decent newspaper that wasn't full of left wing propaganda, I would still buy it and lay around and drink coffee while reading. The insane left wing bias killed newspapers for me, not internet. Posted by: Ripley at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (MxEKc) 775
people would read newspapers if there was something in them worth reading. there's not. they're all recycled yahoo "news."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:29 AM (KP5rU) Online maybe. But NO ONE is buying the paper versions anymore unless they have birds or are moving Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (p0A33) 776
I predict that in a few years, a paper machine will be a collectors item, much like the US Today machines dissipated. Remember in the older movies you saw one on every corner.
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:32 AM (g25kP) 777
And i will NOT pay to read news online. Not one fuckin penny
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:33 AM (p0A33) 778
"If you really read his tweet, he did not tell them to get out of America."
Exactly. He screws with their heads every time. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:34 AM (H8QX8) Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:35 AM (vWMNq) 780
Why do we need newspapers?
We have J.J.'s Morning Report. Far superior in all respects. (Including price) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 07:36 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 15, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL) 782
Animal shelter in Houston says they have many animals that do not respond to English. Many pets only respond to Spanish or Vietnamese and if you adopt on of these pets you may want to hire a trainer to teach the pet to respond to English.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:30 AM (84LPL) sometimes I talk to my doggeh in nonsense and he understands just fine Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at July 15, 2019 07:37 AM (dm05u) 783
777: the "news" can be summed up thus,,,,,,,
"orangeman bad!" that's all those one trick fucks have. hell, i'm waiting for obituaries to have a "trumps fault" factor built in. fuckin idiots are obsessed. Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:38 AM (KP5rU) 784
>>Exactly. He screws with their heads every time.
And he made every Democrat run to their defense, when days before he voiced support for Pelosi. LOLGF, Dems. Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:38 AM (bDqIh) 785
A lot of people were offended by Trump's tweets at the Congresswomen
____________________ A lot of people are offended by everything Trump says or does. Who gives a fuck? He was right about these America-hating foreigners, or spawn of foreigners in the case of Rancid Taliban, and their arrogant and ignorant assumption that they are better than the rest of us, and that they have all the answers. And that nasty little piece of Somali shit, who had to be rescued by Americans from her own shithole country, instead of being grateful for the opportunities we gave her, has instead never missed a chance to bash this country as racist and hateful, even as she lies, steals, commits multiple frauds, etc., here. She makes me -- and a lot of other real Americans -- sick. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2019 07:40 AM (k4dH2) 786
Especially since Charles is rumored to be a secret muslim.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:35 AM (vWMNq) Yeah I doubt that. And nor do I care But he is a huge left wing asshole Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:41 AM (p0A33) 787
'Why do we need newspapers?'
JJ's news is great, but I need local new to keep me informed of stuff like local restaurants going out of business, and transgendered Fire Cheifs getting fired. Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:41 AM (UdKB7) 788
Is it JJ's birfthday today? That why he's late?
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 07:42 AM (9iLHi) 789
Most people here only get the Sunday paper for the ads. They throw away the news sections. Don't the newspaper know that? Take out the car ads, and you have nothing!
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:42 AM (g25kP) 790
My only complaint about Trump's tweets is that I wished he would have called them what Tucker did; the Four Morons of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2019 07:42 AM (V2Yro) 791
Animal shelter in Houston says they have many animals that do not respond to English. Many pets only respond to Spanish or Vietnamese and if you adopt on of these pets you may want to hire a trainer to teach the pet to respond to English.
-- I'd think it would take all of about a day to get a dog to respond to English. Then you could have a bilingual dog! Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:42 AM (JoUsr) Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 07:43 AM (9iLHi) 793
You can thank the GOP for the muslim problem we have as the Muslim immigration rate after 9/11 and the "GWOT" skyrocketed .
What was once a rounding error is now taking over large swaths. And now we have muslims spewing anti-american hate speech and the usual GOP suspects are hectoring the only person speaking truths. The GOP is as much an existential threat to this republic as are the democrats. As the saying goes, the GOP will sell us the rope the Left uses to hang us. Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 15, 2019 07:43 AM (JOS/O) 794
the congress people trump called out are the enemy. i trust the norks and russians more than those enemies of the state.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:43 AM (KP5rU) 795
Looks like JJ fell down the well....and Lassie forgot to tell us AGAIN !!!!!
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 07:44 AM (arJlL) 796
"A lot of people were offended by Trump's tweets at the Congresswomen "
Naaahhhh, a few people were "offended", because that's their job; with their head inside the garbage can that is the mass media they were amplified to sound like the roaring of an angry mob. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:44 AM (MtUPF) 797
>>She makes me -- and a lot of other real Americans -- sick.
Me, too. I am amazed people don;t see what he's doing, they just read one of his insults and go into PC panic. "Oh, they were fighting but then Trump tweets and they're united!" Yeah, united around virulent America-haters who cannot stop trashing America and her people. Omar was starting a boycott on Tucker Carlson, and then Trump put the spotlight back on her. Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:44 AM (bDqIh) 798
No is the same in Spanish as English.
Anyway, dogs listen more to your tone of voice than to the actual words you speak. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (k4dH2) 799
Looks like JJ fell down the well....and Lassie forgot to tell us AGAIN !!!!!
Posted by: JT ------- JT is almost JJ... Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (9iLHi) 800
About "the" tweet, what's offensive as all get out to me are the 4 Horsewomen of the Apocalypse, most especially Omar and Tlaib. They slam and degrade my country 100% of the time, thinking the utterance of how much they love America will release them from accountability of those words. They do nothing but rag on this country. Get the hell out because I find that offensive.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (JoUsr) Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (vd8XM) 802
786 Yeah I doubt that. And nor do I care
But he is a huge left wing asshole There *are* such rumors but as monarch he will be head of the Church of England so it is unlikely they are true. He's a huge environmental asshole. As an aristocrat, he can't be all that leftist. Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (vWMNq) 803
Gregoery and most other ads arrive in my mailbox now. Even Walmart, furniture stores, Adi, etc all come by mail.
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (g25kP) 804
Our local newspaper went to crap also.
We quit subscribing to it a few years back. I wish they would put out a local paper, maybe twice a week, that had the truly local news. Sports scores. Obits Interesting things that nice people are up to. Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (vd8XM) 805
JJ's up...
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (9iLHi) 806
Nood Sefton
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (vWMNq) 807
"794 the congress people trump called out are the enemy. i trust the norks and russians more than those enemies of the state.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:43 AM (KP5rU) " Affirm. A straightforward enemy at least won't try to bs you that they are your friend. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (MtUPF) 808
As an aristocrat, he can't be all that leftist.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 15, 2019 07:45 AM (vWMNq) yeah I believe he is stupid enough to be that far left, not realizing the left wants all the royals out on the street and/or beheaded. Intermarriage has lowered the IQ Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2019 07:47 AM (p0A33) 809
Prince Charles needs to be shoved out of his palace life, thrown into a row house and handed a shovel. He and his philanthropy and environmental weenieism is only afforded to him because of his immense privilege. Guy's a lucky, lucky buffoon.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:48 AM (JoUsr) Posted by: JT at July 15, 2019 07:49 AM (arJlL) 811
all prince charles is good for is telling us which way the wind is blowing on a certain day. the queen has to be a bit disappointed on how that experiment turned out. the queen may be the last of the royal family.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:49 AM (KP5rU) 812
OK computer peeples, help a fellow Moron out.
My lappy hard drive hit the skids (I'd give you the exact error but quite frankly I don't remember it, but it's fucked). Windoze 8 does eventually boot up but then it doesn't do anything, I ran the diagnostic on it and basically it's toast. So right now I've got an exact replacement coming, but I'm thinking about upgrading it to a solid state drive. Also since this is going to be a fresh start I think it's a good time to dive headfirst into Linux. I've got a copy of Windoze 7 around here somewhere but the lappy came with 8, no product key, no software (which is one of the things I misliked/mistrusted about it from the beginning) so I can't just reload it, and I refuse to even contemplate the abortion that is 10. So my options are 7, which is next door to unsupported, or Linux. What sayeth the Horde? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 15, 2019 07:50 AM (T8A10) 813
I just installed Linux Mint a couple of months ago and I like it. There were a couple of issues at first but once they got straightened out it's been pretty smooth.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:53 AM (sdi6R) 814
What sayeth the Horde?
Linux. Personally I have been using Lubuntu because my computers don't even have enough horsepower for regular Ubuntu. Lubuntu uses a desktop that will be somewhat more familiar to a Windows user but there they all have differences to be worked out. Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 15, 2019 07:56 AM (0CeRG) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 09:41 AM (MtUPF) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0908 seconds. |
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Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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