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Trump's Accuser Seems Bananas; David French Believes Her Implicitly, Because of Course He Does
Anderson Cooper went straight to commercial right after this comment. pic.twitter.com/hkM7KCYw71
— Cameron Cawthorne (@Cam_Cawthorne) June 25, 2019
The slow-motion trainwreck that has come to define Trump-accuser E. Jean Carroll's publicity blitz has been painful to watch, one more example of our corrupt media -- as a means to smear Trump -- psychologically abusing someone who is obviously unwell and unreliable. Things finally came to a head on Monday night when Carroll slurred something so outrageous even CNN's basement-rated Anderson Cooper was speechless. "I think most people think of rape as being sexy -- think of the fantasies," she said. ... To begin with, her nearly 25-year-old accusation against Trump, her claim he raped her (although she now says it wasn't rape, but a "fight") at Bergdorf Goodman Department Store in Manhattan, is ludicrous. Rape? In a department store? In Manhattan? Are you kidding me? One scream and Trump’s entire life would have been over. ... If that isn't ludicrous enough, when she was asked last week if she would press assault charges against Trump, she told MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell that doing so would be "disrespectful to the women who are down on the border who are being raped around the clock down there without any protection." "The women have very little protection there," she added. "It would just be disrespectful." And then she rambled on about all the rapes all around the world and how her bringing charges against Trump "just doesn’t make sense to me." Well, that's not an answer. It is, though, the most awkward pivot to a left-wing political talking point in the history of cable news.Video of that bizarre answer here:
E. Jean Carroll tells @Lawrence that she will not seek rape charges against Donald Trump because it would be "disrespectful" to women at the boarder "who are being raped around the clock" pic.twitter.com/TG13a3k95W
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) June 22, 2019
How many contemporaneously-corroborated reports of sexual assault do Republicans need to read — or tapes bragging about sexual assault do Republicans need to hear — before they understand the president is a likely sex predator?
— David French (@DavidAFrench) June 22, 2019
Honestly surprised anyone truly finds Carroll remotely credible, much less something to shame conservative voters over. https://t.co/TJ32oa6DC5
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) June 25, 2019
From the Russian collusion hoax to absurd Avenatti-esque accusations from publicity hounds, Trump-deranged conspiracy theorists are the political equivalent of Ron Burgundy and the TelePrompTer: they will believe literally anything. https://t.co/syX2FkO8pF
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) June 22, 2019
It is total Trump Derangement Syndrome to think he’d sexually assault anyone. pic.twitter.com/TaHewSpvu4
— David French (@DavidAFrench) June 25, 2019
When you’re caught peddling bullshit and ridiculing people based on the words of an obvious lunatic, it’s important to double-down instead of own up to it https://t.co/tpe7EdbdSx
— Julie Kelly (@julie_kelly2) June 25, 2019
David French raped me. https://t.co/3VvemRGv6a
— John Ocasio-Nolte (@NolteNC) June 22, 2019
Seth Mandel raped me. https://t.co/XHLWx52dGI
— John Ocasio-Nolte (@NolteNC) June 22, 2019
The bizarre exchange occurred during a 1995 appearance by Carroll on Charlie Rose’s show. The topic of conversation veered into how, according to Carroll, women were obsessed with men. During the taping, fellow guest Jimmy Breslin commented, 'Yeah but there's a lot of rules, you can’t walk out of a cave with a club and drag a woman back." "Jimmy, women love that!" remarked Carroll. She then asked Charlie Rose: "When was the last time you took a big old club….?"
17 "I never pushed the Trump Rape Hoax." - David French next year. Posted by: El KabongMore:
I did another very bad thing with iMovie....... pic.twitter.com/hIenVRRmOn
— Will (@Oil_Guns_Merica) June 25, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2019 12:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2019 12:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:08 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:09 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bernie at June 25, 2019 12:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2019 12:09 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:09 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:09 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2019 12:10 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 25, 2019 12:10 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:10 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2019 12:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2019 12:11 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 25, 2019 12:11 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 25, 2019 12:11 PM (datdl)
Posted by: ALH
^^^^^
Right?!?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2019 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)
Red meat for the lib Trump=haters.
I mean c'mon, this is so beyond fake, it doesn't even merit debunking.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:11 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 12:11 PM (uR+Od)
Posted by: VI at June 25, 2019 12:12 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 25, 2019 12:10 PM (dm05u)
But she seems so nice!
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:12 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019 12:12 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 12:13 PM (uR+Od)
Posted by: David French's Wife at June 25, 2019 12:13 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Captain Hate
I doubt they even screen them. As long as they're saying something negative about Trump, they rush them onto the air. Of course it usually blows-up in their faces, but they just can't help themselves.
Posted by: Biergood at June 25, 2019 12:13 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:13 PM (O8WFE)
I'll admit to not following this crap, but who in the hell says to a man who's buying lingerie for another woman, "Yeah, I'll try it on. Come on back to the dressing room and let me model it for you."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
Seriously, lady? So, you just go through life and by sheer chance happened to be raped by MULTIPLE millionaires and celebrities??? Riiiiight.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:13 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:14 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 25, 2019 12:14 PM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:14 PM (oVJmc)
Well, duh. After all, men just go around raping. That's a fact.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:15 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Biergood at June 25, 2019 12:13 PM (uGKH7)
They've got airspace to fill and obviously Zucker isn't selective about doing it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2019 12:15 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 25, 2019 12:15 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 12:15 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (RKQ/v)
Did she actually agree to try on lingerie and model it for Trump?
I'll
admit to not following this crap, but who in the hell says to a man
who's buying lingerie for another woman, "Yeah, I'll try it on. Come on
back to the dressing room and let me model it for you."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019
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. . .
Maybe on certain "art" films to be found on the Internet . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (qC1Sy)
But you know, "Dribbles" French is the also apparently one of the few who can't figure our this is a political "tactic", not a demonstrably true pattern of behavior. Dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
That's because the Democrat Party is not concerned with America or our
well being. They want to rule, not govern, so it's about conquest and
forcing an agenda down the throats of ordinary Americans.
"Barack will be ready to rule from day one."
M. Obama - 2007
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (y7DUB)
"Contemporaneously corroborated". No, it wasn't, sooper-genius. You don't even know what "contemporaneous" means, you half wit. It does NOT mean "I waited to tell anyone about it for 25 years.". It means you made a documented police complaint at the time.
It also does NOT mean "I claimed that I told 2 friends about it at the time, but you can't know their names because they don't exist yet, I gotta wait until I find 2 friends who are willing to back me up and agree to lie to back me up before I can tell anyone who they are."
That is NOT "contemporaneous", you brilliant oh-so-better than us faux "intellectual".
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sherriff Tagert at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (cn3ZE)
Posted by: Accusations Are Easy at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (I2/tG)
Seriously, lady? So, you just go through life and by sheer chance happened to be raped by MULTIPLE millionaires and celebrities??? Riiiiight.
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I was saving myself til I got raped.
Posted by: E. Jean at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (3gwtv)
Now I'm wondering if it really was just a shake down, especially with Avenatti involved.
Sorry women, unless you have a police report within like a week of the alleged rape, I'm probably not going to believe you. And you can blame your fellow women on this because they are always lying about sex and rape to try and get something like money or fame.
Posted by: Raven at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
"Ooh ooh! Me next! Granny raping!"
"We could never make that stick..."
"No, I'll just say you raped me in a department store. It'll be like hentai! Bitches love hentai, Donald!"
Posted by: trev006 at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (V7fbc)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (uR+Od)
That we should remove Trump from office immediately? That he should be charged with rape? That we shouldn't vote for him again? That we shouldn't elect icky rapey men ever again? Or is it simply to deplore the deplorables?
I'd like to know what French's plan is.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (mk9aG)
There is no statute of limitations for conservatives.
History starts anew every day for progressives.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (BWL+E)
328
""Who expects rational behavior from kzinti? . . . It's not as if
they're a real threat. They'll always attack before they're ready."--
Beowulf Shaeffer, reflecting from a time period 200 years later and free
of Man-Kzin wars"
*pushes taped glasses up*
Actually, Beowulf Shaeffer's remark predates the Ringworld stories,
as he's later revealed to be Louis Wu's biological father. He disappears
from the records shortly after Wu's birth, 200 years before Ringworld
-- which opens with Wu celebrating his 200th birthday.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 25, 2019
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. . .
Ah. Rob is right -- Bey's adventures predate Ringworld; he's the pilot who took the super-fast starship Long Shot
far enough to see that the core of the galaxy was exploding. Still, he
was able to make his remark about kzinti in the confidence, in A.D. 2600 or
so, that the Man-Kzin Wars were long over.
However, I always
though Bey's friend, Carlos Wu, the certified genius with the unlimited
breeding license, was Louis's biological father. Bey and his wife
Sharrol wanted children, but Earth wouldn't give Bey a license; so they
asked Carlos to father their children. I think Carlos or Bey
mentions "little Louis" in there somewhere. So presumably Bey came back
to Earth and helped raise Louis, who 200 years later would go on the
Ringworld expedition.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ClOmq)
Camerota's a disgrace. Another Phormer Phox Phony. I never did like her when she was on Fox.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 25, 2019 12:19 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 25, 2019 12:19 PM (dm05u)
She's coming onto Anderson Cooper?!
Yeah...totally believable. Yep. Grounded...level headed thinker.
JHC...and she gives advice to people.
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 12:19 PM (cn3ZE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Camerato has turned out to be a raving lunatic in her own right
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (3gwtv)
Rape, rape, rape.
The story of my life.
But I couldn't leave New York, where I get raped all the time, because only peasants live outside of New York.
Posted by: New York Gossip Columnist at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (I2/tG)
Camerota's a disgrace. Another Phormer Phox Phony. I never did like her when she was on Fox.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (O8WFE)
She looks miserable and angry all the time. I'll bet she's a joy to live with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (RKQ/v)
That's because the Democrat Party is not concerned with America or our
well being. They want to rule, not govern, so it's about conquest and
forcing an agenda down the throats of ordinary Americans.
"Barack will be ready to rule from day one."
M. Obama - 2007
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (LL1Be)
I thought that quote was from the Iranian rat-faced ferret?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (q1Pj5)
I watched the interview and it was like Gary Busey transitioned to a woman and suddenly remembered Trump raped him twenty years ago.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (TAmPV)
Never-Trumpers, and despite the fact that his club is getting so small
they could meet in a corner booth at Denny's, he keeps flailing away at
Trump, seeking to shred whatever he thinks is left of the president's
reputation.
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (BsCoj)
She's coming onto Anderson Cooper?!"
That's the way it looked to me.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ben Sears at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (Qpf3u)
But I'm supposed to believe that at the time Trump was hittin' Marla freakin' Maples he went after this crazy cat lady?
Why eat Spam when you're gettin' filet mignon at home?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (JziUy)
#BelieveAllVictims
Posted by: Stu-22 at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (1RoAT)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (rOka2)
So who's pushing it? David French, the Cuckshed, George Conway, Allahpundit, and all the rest of the Never Trumpers. THEY are the ones who are all over this, and it isn't even really about Trump at all - that's why French is bringing up that old Billy Bush tape. This is about the Never Trumpers saying to all of US, "See? We told you that you were all ignorant moral cretins for not seeing the Superiority of our Views and for not hating Trump like we told you to! We hates you, we hates all of you, we does!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Promiscuity != assault, David. Wanna talk about Bill Clinton, someone who absolutely *did* sexually assault women, and exploit his position of power to do so? Maybe wanna talk about his wife - who you basically endorsed - who tore down his victims to ensure that their acquisition of political power continued uninterrupted?
French and the rest of the cucks need to pull their heads out of their asses and realize they're being played. Don't be in the area if they do - the vacuum such an action would create will likely be locally disruptive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (I2dne)
She's an advice columnist for Elle Magazine. So there!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019
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Miss Linda gets that rag, a free subscription under the name of one of my late cats, and I've flipped through an issue when Nicole Kidman or Margot Robbie is on the cover. Seems I've spotted that "E. Jean" name in there somewhere.
Status: Moonbat. Sub-type: Barking.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Granny Von Rapenstein at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science
__________________
To trick Christians into sitting out the election by casting it as some sort of "endorsement" of sin if they support Donald Trump.
The proper penance for Trump being a "bad" sinner is to put in some Democrat that will celebrate killing babies.
Posted by: Raven at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (3gwtv)
1. out somewhere.
2. trump magically appears and bodice rips them
3. trump leaves without a trace.
what is he, the rape-batman?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: SunInHisHair at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (q1Pj5)
Hey, I was hot stuff when I was fifty!
No wonder Trump ignored all the beauty queens and models he hung out with in order to rape me!
Posted by: New York Gossip Columnist at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (rOka2)
No I don't know what that means...and I don't have to.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (8lGpb)
reputation.
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at June 25, 2019 12:20 PM (BsCoj)
You will not be punished for your intellectual masturbation: you will be punished by your intellectual masturbation.
- some fat guy, probably
Posted by: trev006 at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (V7fbc)
Seriously, lady? So, you just go through life and by sheer chance happened to be raped by MULTIPLE millionaires and celebrities??? Riiiiight.
________
E. Jean Gump
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (flINI)
Winner of the 2015 Annie Lennox look alike contest...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (AmeQT)
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SEE?!! SEE?!! TRUMP SAID WOMEN WOULD LET RICH AND POWERFUL MEN DO ANYTHING TO THEM! SEE?!! SHE CORROBORATED HIS STORY!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (SYNdr)
And this - THIS - is how you make the cover of the Cuckshed. French is going places, I tells ya.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (fUqBx)
David French sits upon a throne of dicks.
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (PbpT7)
Dick Throne would be a great porn name.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (TAmPV)
far enough to see that the core of the galaxy was exploding.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ClOmq)
But, did he make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs? Huh? I didn't think so! Han for the win!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019 12:18 PM (mk9aG)
To continue to draw a paycheck. I think it is pretty clear most of the players in what used to be the conservative media are in it only for the money. Exposing that is one of Trump's big accomplishments in my opinion. At least now we know who the enemy is, and we've been in bed with them for a great many years.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (PbpT7)
Rape is a terrible thing and a felony crime.
2+2 = 4
This bitch is crazier than a shit-house rat.
The sky is hazy blue.
Sometimes when touching the ur-Reality of spittle-flecked Leftist lunatics I need to recite some known facts in order to anchor myself to this dimension.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (oFcdC)
....nuthin'....I got nuthin'.
Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (ykq7q)
or.maybe his security detail did that. either way, it was traumatic. ooh , brb.
Posted by: Creamy Jeans Carroll at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (SULSF)
Definition of "moistened bint".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (21UM+)
The only thing I can think of is the media once reported that Trump raped Marla (or was it Ivana?) and Marla (or Ivana) said, "No, Donald never raped me."
Or that one lady who got a good night kiss after a date that she said was not an assault.
What is French talking about with the rape accusations?
Posted by: Emmie at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (3gwtv)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science
I guess that leaves out Bernie Sanders. Oh well. I was looking forward to having another rapey octogenarian in the White House. And then we'd have to expunge JFK and Clinton from history, too.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (PbpT7)
David French kneels before a throne of dicks. FIFY.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (m79Dg)
But I couldn't leave New York, where I get raped all the time, because only peasants live outside of New York.
Posted by: New York Gossip Columnist
She gets allergic smellink hay.
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (PbpT7)
The guy got high-end ass and he sure as hell didn't have to rape some ugly-ass woman in a department store to get it.
Posted by: Raven at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (JziUy)
WARNING: You may be subject to being raped by Donald Trump
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (cF8AT)
Well, it is hard to get silk underwear in the men's section.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (eWLVX)
I don't watch TV. Every time I see an online clip of any TV talking-head show, all the participants look alien to me. They spend a quarter of their lives on air, a quarter getting made up to go on air, a quarter on the phone trying to get back on air, and the remaining quarter on elite perversions. Tell me Anderson Cooper doesn't look like a space alien.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (mk9aG)
any sexual encounter she has ever had has been rape.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (vkS2Z)
because Fantasy baby.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (8lGpb)
The proper penance for Trump being a "bad" sinner is to put in some Democrat that will celebrate killing babies.
--
The funny thing about sin? Me looking at that MILF's rear end in the bagel section of the grocery store is no better or worse than a murder or rape.
And thank goodness I'm not electing my preacher but my president.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (SYNdr)
I'm hot stuff! There is a shortage of beautiful women in New York, so of course MULTIPLE millionaires and celebrities had no choice but to rape me.
Posted by: New York Gossip Columnist at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (PbpT7)
"If it was made of cocks, they'd never have got him off it."
Posted by: trev006 at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (V7fbc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (oVJmc)
But I'm supposed to believe that at the time Trump was hittin' Marla freakin' Maples he went after this crazy cat lady?
Why eat Spam when you're gettin' filet mignon at home?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:21 PM (O8WFE)
We should recall that over a year ago, Stormy Daniels released a public statement that she had never had sex with Donald Trump, that it was all a lie concocted by her lawyer at the time, Avenatti, and that she regretted her role in agreeing to it.
Note that we don't have to believe that - BUT if we only note that it's a direct contradiction to what she said previously, it means we cannot believe anything she has ever said publicly about any of it, since she has made official public statements which directly contradict each other. Is she lying? Obviously, at least some of the time, and we can't know which, so it all goes out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Yep. Stand corrected. I just remembered a female voice saying it.
Makes sense that it would be the Ferret, too.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (vkS2Z)
++++++++++
FIFY
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JAS at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (I5SAg)
Trump is too fastidious to have boinked Stormy
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 25, 2019 12:19 PM (dm05u)
If he is the germophobe that I hear him described as, he never would even entertain the thought of coming near that walking example of bad decisions and father embarassments.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (N39Ws)
David French sits upon a throne of dicks.
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (PbpT7)
David French kneels before a throne of dicks. FIFY.
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Embrace the plausible power of 'and'...
Posted by: Stu-22 at June 25, 2019 12:26 PM (1RoAT)
So finally there bear says to the hunter, "Admit it. You're not coming here for the hunting are you?"
Posted by: just the punchline at June 25, 2019 12:27 PM (cn3ZE)
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:27 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Raven at June 25, 2019 12:25 PM (6RfEx)
Ugly is such an ugly word. I prefer visually challenged.--E. Jean Carroll.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:27 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2019 12:27 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 25, 2019 12:19 PM (dm05u)
Absolutely not. For whatever reason, Trump likes being around porn stars. Jenna Jameson used to have a picture of the two of them as her Twitter photo and is a huge fan. Trump probably realized that Stormy was a grifting dumbass with a big mouth who should be paid off to keep her from shaking him down, which thanks to Avenatti she did anyway.
But no fucking way did he stick his wick in that STD mosh pit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 25, 2019 12:27 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:27 PM (SYNdr)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:22 PM (PbpT7)
______
And bounces up and down
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 25, 2019 12:27 PM (flINI)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 25, 2019 12:27 PM (0OmEj)
Funny how they never mention the word "LET" when they talk about the puzzy grabbing
Posted by: doesky2 at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (OpyxE)
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: A sock at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (oVJmc)
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I laughed at that.
I'm going to hell.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (eEfW5)
"I got rape by Donald Trump and all I got was this stupid T-shirt"
Maybe with YUGE on it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Time Traveling David French in 1931 at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (datdl)
upon my throne of shlong
posting stupid tweets
and all of them dead wrong
Posted by: Davie F at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (SULSF)
It was also noted by someone who was a New York fashionista back then that Bergdorf didn't have much of a lingerie section - if you were shopping for lingerie, there were much better stores to go to.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (O2IeG)
Some big rich Hunky dude, just forces you too!
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Keep it comin.... stream of consciousness...
*scribbles furiously*
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (eEfW5)
And yes, I voted for him and will vote for him in 2020. I will never vote for another Democrat unless I flip my lid completely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (ivkO2)
After the ocean of Clinton accusers poured out and he was caught repeatedly cheating on Hillary, the Dems got an idea: they can pull this with ANY Republican. All they need are stunt accusers who want a moment in the spotlight and won't turn down cash offers, and they can smear everyone.
Who cares if the charges are stupid and outrageous, or that the girls all just disappear after an election? Nobody seems to pay any attention to that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (O8WFE)
I mentioned this yesterday, but it's still bugging me.
What kind of bone-stupid broad is this?
I get she's trying to sell a book, and she'll likely move a few thousand copies to members of the media, and obsessive whackos who mutter "orangemanbad" in their sleep.
People like David French.
But it's not going to be some enormous payday, and in the process, she is engendering the wrath of a man who we all watched (a VERY short time ago) take time out from his busy life to rip Stormy Daniels apart at the seams and grind what's left of her into the dirt. She will never overcome her mistake.
And that was over a simple accusation of infidelity, which may even have been true, and this is far more serious, and also never happened.
This lady is insane, or very stupid, or "embrace the power of 'and.'"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (fUqBx)
The left is full of sexual retards. I think their utopia is populated by people who reproduce by the choices and advances of 50+ year old women who decide that now's the time for them to land a man.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (SYNdr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc)
Mordecai: Because maybe you didn't go back for more?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Artisanal ette at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Throne of Dicks at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (eWLVX)
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ace, this is a money-making idea right here.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (SYNdr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (O8WFE)
Is it new or recycled?
Posted by: BignJames at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (ykq7q)
They had an actual rapist as President. So they keep accusing Trump of rape. Hell, didn't they also accuse both Bushes of rape, too? They weren't pushed as hard as these fake accusations but they were made, if I recall rightly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (I2/tG)
jane, why?
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (PbpT7)
I'll just slide into the barrel for that. I deserve it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science
Trump disrepected his authoriteh. It's just revenge from there on out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Yo! at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019
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Were he to claim Vulcan heritage, we would disown him immediately.
Posted by: Mr. Spock at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (ClOmq)
That's a tough one.
I think I hate them both equally and powerfully. French's pompous piety is bad, but so is Mandel's witty internet scamp act.
Mandel is like...Ben Shapiro without any talent. And it hurt my fingers to type that out.
Posted by: Time Traveling David French in 1931 at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (datdl)
Republican nominee for POTUS and/or the consensus Electoral College
candidate to displace the eventual POTUS.
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (BsCoj)
But, time has not been her friend.
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (cn3ZE)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (eEfW5)
Posted by: El Kabong at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (datdl)
"I don't rape" isnt much of a defense.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (rOka2)
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See also: Impeachment
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (SYNdr)
Posted by: Artisanal ette at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (JgA4k)
nothing weird about flirting hard with a Gay Man while talkin' 'bout sexy rape
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (PbpT7)
Soon, he will rape all of National Review's remaining readers.
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo
He can't resist what he thinks are "clever" put-downs, even when it's the wrong time to uncork them. He thinks it's funny to say "She's too ugly to rape," when of course the best and most accurate comeback is, "I nave no idea who this woman even is. I never raped her, never went shopping for panties in Bergdorf-Goodman, never went into a woman's dressing room, and never raped anybody." But Trump being Trump, he has to stick the shiv in there before even getting the basics down.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (37IEG)
Discovery should be a hoot.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (VpIIl)
I'll just slide into the barrel for that. I deserve it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
The Barrel has a slide?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: This... is CNN at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (rOka2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (lpNIx)
This lady is insane, or very stupid, or "embrace the power of 'and.'"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (fUqBx)
A.T.T.E.N.T.I.O.N. Good, bad or indifferent, she doesn't care. Just wants attention.
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (SYNdr)
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you know, the tut-tut on "not my type" is one of those things that normal people get.
Lefties think trump rapes because, hey...he's bad and he goes around, town to town, letting his ding dong rain down.
to these fakers, rape isn't even sex, it's just another thought crime that only orangemanbad types do.
But it's kind of a sex act, one that stems from wanting something you can't have.
women, who project can claim it's a bodice ripping scenario of power, urge, and lust blah blah blah but those gals are simply airing their dirty laundry about what their fantasies are.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (fUqBx)
I think the CNN interview answered those questions pretty convincingly. They didn't mean to, but they did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)
I never did it = contradiction of the charges, now its he said/she said
She's not my type = refutation of the charges, its implausible that this would happen.
The first is weaker, even if the second seems to be an admission something like it could have happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (39g3+)
Julie Kelly hits the nail on the head.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (PbpT7)
She looked good on the Charlie Rose clip. Iconic 1989 look of the time.
But, time has not been her friend.
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (cn3ZE)
Nor her life decisions.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Donald Trump at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (3gwtv)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Andy Borehol at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (RKQ/v)
Yes but it doesn't really "slide" anymore.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (rOka2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (39g3+)
I think you're missing the more obvious answer. David French is a whore that gets paid for his partisan sniping. You gotta have that green to get non-infected penises in your mouth.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (AmeQT)
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (AjVAj)
I like the cut of this French fellow's jib. He would never wear dungarees.
Posted by: George Will at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
French is genuinely deranged.
With a BS device and oak leaf clusters.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (21UM+)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
It's a waterpark. Kinda like the Schlitterbahn, but without the "c" or the "l"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Buddy Bizzare at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (oVJmc)
Funny that Trump rape defense is always "not my type" not "I don't rape".
Because it's dumb to let them get you on record denying that you're a rapist.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (TAmPV)
Why did she wait so long to talk about this?
She would have been more credible before all the other allegations were debunked during the last election.
But to pull this out NOW?
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (SYNdr)
I would've gone with; "Just look at her."
Posted by: El Kabong at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (datdl)
Yes but it doesn't really "slide" anymore.
It's a 360-degree corkscrew but your pants won't have an ass when you come out the bottom.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (8erNz)
Didn't David French star in that movie: The Mummy: King of Dicks",
where he command a whole army of dicks that rises up from the desert?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019
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Nah, that was Truman Capote.
Posted by: Mr. Spock at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (KATBx)
Yeah the "rape isn't about sex" line is one of the dumbest myths that is constantly pushed on TV cop shows. OF COURSE its about sex, its sexual crime, about sexual dominance and control. But people who obsess about and worship sex cannot bear to think of bad being associated with it, so they make it unsex to protect their idol. It psychological nonsense.
If it wasn't about sex, rape would always be the oldest, weakest, and most vulnerable target, not generally attractive women. Women like Nancy Pelosi and Trigglypuff would be raped because they're almost helpless to stop the dominance and physical assault.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (cn3ZE)
Posted by: A case of Diet Coke at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (EPI8v)
Or maybe he knows her accusation refutes itself. There's something to be said for not taking unserious things seriously.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (rOka2)
I'll take Fun Ways to Spend an Afternoon for $300, Alex
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (uLuPn)
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nah, it's fine. of course, we're debating with crazy people.
"I don't know this person, I wasn't there" - may sound kind of lawyerly, like "prove the charge"
while...
"not my type" is less lawyerly and more real.
remember, cray cray feminists think it's about power and capitalism and shit.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (JziUy)
Not sure about the butt-patting, though.
Posted by: creeper at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (ey3Yt)
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (8erNz)
CORKSCREW!?
Posted by: Coop! at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (SYNdr)
You know, other than "we must believe all accusations against Trump because he's put that dick in more woman than an elk during the rut.
There are no rape rooms at Bergdorf's and no place you could get away with it. That's why there has never been any such incident there, ever.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (VpIIl)
I hadn't written my book yet!
Have I mentioned how many times I've been raped?
Posted by: Crazy New York Cat Lady at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (I2/tG)
True, alas. With this crazy, miseducated electorate, and ominous demographic trends, America is doomed. I turn 65 next week, so I may not see the ultimate collapse. I'm kind of counting on dying before then.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)
probably because he has no dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (9Om/r)
We're still talking, in Congress, and at a national level every day, about obstruction of justice for a crime that didn't happen based on a document that was created out of thin air, with the help of the FBI, the CIA, the previous President of the United States and the Democratic Candidate for President in 2016.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Cap'n Bill at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (eibb3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:37 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: creeper at June 25, 2019 12:37 PM (ey3Yt)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 12:37 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Artisanal ette at June 25, 2019 12:37 PM (vEIlU)
Winner of the 2015 Annie Lennox look alike contest...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:23 PM (6qErC)
Sweet dreams are made of this
Donald Trump getting in my pants
I've traveled the world and the seven seas
Writing my pointless New York rants...
Posted by: E. Jean Coli at June 25, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)
Last sentence made me laugh I think but you're correct in your assessment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2019 12:37 PM (ivkO2)
There are some women who think they can change a gay man.
She seems crazy enough to be one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019
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I managed it, for a while. It was great. Nothing but sex and shopping!
Posted by: Elaine Benes, long ago at June 25, 2019 12:37 PM (ClOmq)
so, "not my type" is kind of a better rebuttal because it puts the focus back on the desire part of why the crime would be done in the first place.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:37 PM (JziUy)
I'm going to make you squeal like a pig, Jonah!
Posted by: Donald Trump at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (LL1Be)
"not my type" is a logical rebuttal, though not super-strong.
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
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Eh... remember - Trump is so thoroughly demonized that people who don't like him will believe he raped a puppy if someone says it, and nothing on heaven or earth will convince them otherwise, because he is Satan, after all.
All accusations will be implicitly believed, and nothing Trump says or does or any amount of evidence will move the needle with those people.
But people who don't hate him will laugh at this (obviously sarcastic) wisecrack, and as Alinsky said: "A good tactic is one your people enjoy."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Time Traveling David French in 1931 at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (datdl)
Ben Shapiro is like Ben Shapiro without any talent.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (PbH71)
Posted by: Yo! at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: David Fwench at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (yhf6w)
(actual Rodney D. - "Judge, If I'd have known she was a statue, I wouldn't have raped her!)
It's much the same thing as how the left has been obsessing for over 2 1/2 years now at Trump saying at a campaign rally, "hey Russia, if you have Hillary's emails could we see them?" (or something like that) It was a joke, it was one liner to get a laugh from his followers. But for 2 1/2 years the Left has been saying "oh my god that is proof of collusion! Proof we much impeach!!!!!""
It was a joke, and everyone got it except for you, you idiots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (Kpl3J)
I would have raped her in Ross, but the dressing room doors stop about groin-level.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (8erNz)
But to pull this out NOW?"
S'cuse me while I whip this out....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019
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Don't remind me. He took. It. Out.
Posted by: Elaine Benes, long ago at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (ClOmq)
Think of all the women Trump has been with or accused of being with. Clearly "crazy mouth breather is nowhere on that list.
And from what I can tell, this lady wasn't hot 25 years ago either.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:39 PM (VpIIl)
And each and every one of these lying bitches who make up this crap make it harder for real rape victims to be believed. Every time one of them makes up a fake charge, skepticism grows and real victims face more resistance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:39 PM (39g3+)
There are some women who think they can change a gay man.
She seems crazy enough to be one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
She seems more like the type that would turn men gay to me.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 25, 2019 12:39 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)
probably because he has no dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 25, 2019 12:36 PM (9Om/r)
Yes, your Honor, he has no Dick.
Posted by: DOCTOR Peter Vinkmun at June 25, 2019 12:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2019 12:40 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Caliban at June 25, 2019 12:40 PM (QE8X6)
She seems to think about physically coerced by a man a lot
I previously related the story of a colleague who had a grad student who claimed she'd been "sexually assaulted" (term undefined, but apparently consisting of an unwanted sexual advance) by another grad student (a Nigerian, God help us).
He was sympathetic, and called the guy on the carpet, etc. But that wasn't enough. Dissatisfied (?) with his response, she then accused my colleague of sexually assaulting her too. (My colleague is the furthest thing from a sexual predator it is possible to be. Shy, deferential, respectful, a wonderful person I've known for many years.)
Now the fox was truly among the pigeons, and my colleague was in very deep shit. The dean gets involved, and interviews the woman. Turns out she wasn't satisfied with his response either, and so she accused him of sexual assault, too.
At that point, the whole thing blew up as an obvious hoax on all and sundry. But if she hadn't have accused the dean, my colleague might have suffered some very dire consequences indeed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:40 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:40 PM (8erNz)
230 There are some women who think they can change a gay man.
She seems crazy enough to be one.
She seems crazy enough to change her gender because... sexy
Posted by: Artisanal ette at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (vEIlU)
Only works if its a preset Rape Fantasy sexual encounter.
Which some Women DO have.
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
So this whole thing is a win.
It's similar to when Kavanaugh suddenly had people claiming he was doing rape gang bangs. The one barely believable claim went out the window.
Posted by: Raven at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (SYNdr)
So we should find a goat that French encountered 25 years ago and get him to talk?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (c/0Nr)
Think of all the women Trump has been with or accused of being with. Clearly "crazy mouth breather is nowhere on that list.
And from what I can tell, this lady wasn't hot 25 years ago either.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019
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That still we've seen from 1987 or so, with a dark-haired Trump with his back to the camera, and Carroll laughing at something he's saying -- you can imagine she had some MILF-ness going on there at the point. She'd have been about 44.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 25, 2019 12:42 PM (hLRSq)
I would have raped her in Ross, but the dressing room doors stop about groin-level.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (8erNz)
What about in Burlington Coat Factory?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 12:42 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:42 PM (cF8AT)
There are a few men who are remembered throughout history by one name - Caesar, DaVinci, and, in our generation - the Donald.
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:42 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:42 PM (rOka2)
Posted by: Time Traveling David French in 1931 at June 25, 2019 12:31 PM (datdl)
Ben Shapiro is like Ben Shapiro without any talent.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (m79Dg)
Ben Shapiro is like Ben Shapiro without FACTS and LOGIC
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (bcbK8)
David French can't get an erection, and he wasn't strong enough to rape me anyway, even though I'm a fainting goat.
Posted by: Talking Goat at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (AzW6q)
I am woman!
Posted by: creeper at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (ey3Yt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (oFcdC)
You're a smart guy, zombie, so by now you should know: the shiv IS the basics. If Trump was crueler, he would have simply said "too old," but that risks giving actual offense. He could write a dissertation, but cmon. No one reads that. As it is, he mocks her, with a strange subtlety, and gets back to work.
Posted by: trev006 at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (V7fbc)
LOL
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (rOka2)
Posted by: Artisanal ette at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (vEIlU)
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"What could possibly go wrong?"
- Accusations of racism
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (SYNdr)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (Clxcy)
It has this dark, I think humorous, hint that yeah, maybe I'd rape a woman in broad daylight in a department store, but I have standards.
And this woman is below those standards.
It's stone cold.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (yL25O)
Chin up. So acting didn't pan out, there's always Nashville.
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (cn3ZE)
And "Maya's Proposal" has a cover that even CBD would deem too racy for the art thread.
Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 12:44 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: David Fwench at June 25, 2019 12:44 PM (yhf6w)
Seriously, lady? So, you just go through life and by sheer chance happened to be raped by MULTIPLE millionaires and celebrities??? Riiiiight.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:13 PM (oFcdC)
No, no, zombie, she's just that hot. In her mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:44 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (SYNdr)
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It wouldn't be the first time a man got into trouble for something that happened in a woman's dream...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2019 12:44 PM (I2dne)
That's McAleehan right?
I really think Trump needs to keep an M4 on his desk during staff interviews.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:44 PM (8erNz)
Why Transparency on Medical Prices Could Actually Make Them Go Higher
nytimes.com
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (LL1Be)
The Conservative Case for hiding information about prices for medical procedures.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 25, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 25, 2019 12:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (6qErC)
Because from start to finish, that's a rape fantasy story.
The lead in in the mysteriously empty lingerie department, the banter, the changing room, how powerfully magical as Donald of The Many Hands holds her down, unzips things, pulls things off, and magically keeps her from shouting the whole time.
Please.
Fortunately for the media they abandoned all objectivity and completely shucked whatever semblance of credibility they had when OrangemanBad was sworn into office.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (xSo9G)
Yeah but even then the setting is all wrong. I don't think stores like that even HAVE a dressing room.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)
I am pleased to announce @StephGrisham45 will be the next @PressSec & Comms Director! She has been with us since 2015 - @potus & I can think of no better person to serve the Administration & our country. Excited to have Stephanie working for both sides of the @WhiteHouse. #BeBest
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:33 PM (m79Dg)
^^^
Caroll smart enough to write a dime store novel but not smart enough to navigate the talk show gauntlet when her thriller involves POTUS.
Posted by: Frosty at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (EIiAJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (hLRSq)
So "time" hasn't been on her side?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:35 PM
Try my new "Time in a Bottle" product?
Posted by: zombie Jim Croce at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (eibb3)
Posted by: Alisyn Camerota at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (c/0Nr)
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Listen to or watch any interview with her and your question will be answered immediately.
Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (aXucN)
If the check doesn't clear, it's rape.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (VpIIl)
I am woman!
Posted by: creeper at June 25, 2019 12:43 PM (ey3Yt)
Good for you! I, however, can't back up to save my life. I was apparently locked in my room the day they handed spatial ability out.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (vkS2Z)
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You go girl.
I can back a trailer like crazy right up until the moment anyone else is nearby and possibly glancing my way or able to see me in their peripheral vision. At that point it's like I've never done it before in my life.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (SYNdr)
If I were a lunatic jackass, my boss would fire me. If he somehow didn't fire me the first go round, he's certainly fire me the second time I stuck my head up my ass and started singing ' googley-goo sexy rape, believe the nuts.'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (1dH2d)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Frosty at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (EIiAJ)
Actually a lot of the most popular woman's fantasy romance novels are in fact about forced sex. By "most people", she is revealing that she is a consumer of these fantasy novels. She is also revealing that she thinks that she is normal, ie. representative of the norm.
Posted by: Speller at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: kallisto at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (8XRCm)
If the check doesn't clear, it's rape.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)
Maybe she's just a rich-guy groupie.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (vkS2Z)
That's McAleehan right?
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:42 PM (cF8AT)
Yes, and not a moment too soon. Get somebody in there who isn't an Obama holdover and restart the raids.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR)
Resignation isn't enough. The full weight of the federal government needs to be brought to bear on him, from the IRS on down, starting with his home computer. What websites have you been going to?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (39g3+)
I really, really love the "she's not my type" defense.
It has this dark, I think humorous, hint that yeah, maybe I'd rape a
woman in broad daylight in a department store, but I have standards.
And this woman is below those standards.
It's stone cold.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 25, 2019
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Somebody here suggested that Trump should simply tweet, "I have standards, you know," and let it go at that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (ClOmq)
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it's weird because the actual words are:
1. I tried to seduce a chick by taking her shopping,
2. I was pretty lame, she shot me down
3. I saw her later and now she's got fake tits.
4. But I love me the pretty ladies
5. They make me go crazy
6. I like to make the kiss kiss
7. girls let me kiss kiss because I am famous
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (SYNdr)
I heard it is almost identical to some TV show.
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 12:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:47 PM (VpIIl)
Even David French's wife passes on David French's.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:47 PM (O8WFE)
Is it consensual if it's done in the aisle?
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:47 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Aaaahhnold S at June 25, 2019 12:47 PM (NHSOx)
I would have raped her in Macy's, but the dressing rooms were too busy.
I would have raped her in Ross, but the dressing room doors stop about groin-level.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (8erNz)
I would have raped her in Walmart if the smell of the Trump supporters didn't make Little Peter afraid to come out.
Posted by: Peter Strzok at June 25, 2019 12:47 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2019 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
I've heard the excuse that his victims where embarrassed, afraid, and wanted to keep what happened private. So that's why you go on fucking CNN and broadcast it to the world?
It doesn't add up to me.
Posted by: Mike at June 25, 2019 12:47 PM (WWn8/)
Do we have any documentation for the claim she was raped by Moonves??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019
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She says one word about my Les and it's on!
Posted by: Julie Chen at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (8XRCm)
She forgot to file Form I-329S: Certificate of Forced Sexual Intercourse (Wealthy Guy). Paperwork, right?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (1dH2d)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (EjlXc)
They believe and preach this feminist crap their whole lives then wind up old an miserable because of it. The promised joys of "empowerment" and "fulfillment" never materialize.
But what are they supposed to do then? Admit that they were wrong? Refute their own life's work and become a pariah in their community? Nope. Instead - blame men.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Alisyn Camerota at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (hjaPQ)
Which half was the wart on?
Posted by: Anderson Vanderbilt at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (q1Pj5)
Yeah supposedly its in the top 5 of women's fantasies, but then supposedly so is animal sex and multiple men. I suspect the answers are skewed heavily by being provided by women who'll actually say what their sexual fantasies are to a complete stranger.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (39g3+)
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How many contemporaneously-corroborated reports of sexual assault do Republicans need to read--or tapes bragging about sexual assault do Republicans need to hear --before they understand the president is a likely sex predator?
-David French
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My absolute minimum is one. I have yet to see or hear either.
Posted by: irright at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (6qErC)
While totally glossing over the demographics of rape. Because reasons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)
Maybe she's just a rich-guy groupie.
In God we trust, all others pay cash.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (8erNz)
I want to know where these Wal-Marts are. For a friend, I mean.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (O8WFE)
Mr French did you believe Kavanaugh assaulted nearly 1 k women?
Mr French, you don't seem to mind the left plays for keeps and lie and use any tool available to retain power? ANYTOOL!
so again I ask if You could believe Kavanugh was guilty by the number of insane and incredible accusations?
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:49 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:29 PM (JziUy)
Who mistake their first hot flash for their biological alarm clock going off.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 25, 2019 12:49 PM (0HqNX)
274 What are the odds this was all just from a dream?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV
cases each year since? Take a guess at June 25, 2019 12:41 PM (SYNdr)
I heard it is almost identical to some TV show.
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019
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. . .
Yesterday somebody here pointed out it was the plot of a Law and Order.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:49 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: The Young Beggar at June 25, 2019 12:49 PM (NHSOx)
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Didn't Bernie say something like this in some 70s interview?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 12:49 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (1dH2d)
The herd is always right! Even when it is wrong!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 12:49 PM (m79Dg)
Easy: She's hawking a book.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Artisanal ette at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (vEIlU)
I am pleased to announce @StephGrisham45 will be the next @PressSec & Comms Director! She has been with us since 2015 - @potus & I can think of no better person to serve the Administration & our country. Excited to have Stephanie working for both sides of the @WhiteHouse. #BeBest
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++
I hope she's as brutal as Sanders. Looking at some pictures, it may be harder for her. She looks kinda like an older Danica Patrick - more angular and somewhat tougher-looking than Sanders.
I think one of the things made Sanders so effective was physical - she looks someone who'd love to invite you in to eat a slice of home-made pie and have a cup of coffee - not someone who wants nothing more than to rip your face off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (c/0Nr)
I am pleased to announce @StephGrisham45 will be the next @PressSec & Comms Director! She has been with us since 2015 - @potus & I can think of no better person to serve the Administration & our country. Excited to have Stephanie working for both sides of the @WhiteHouse. #BeBest
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (cF8AT)
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She needs some Celestial fortification from believers.
Posted by: Frosty at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (EIiAJ)
While totally glossing over the demographics of rape. Because reasons.
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oh no, you d-nt'
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Alisyn Camerota at June 25, 2019 12:45 PM (hjaPQ)
Which half was the wart on?
Did it feel more like a speedbump or a wave?
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (8erNz)
This sounds so dirty with all the rape talk.
Posted by: Buddy Bizzare at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (ptqGC)
Best advice for readers of "Elle"?
Buy the New York Post for your bird-cage liners. It's cheaper, and the paper is more absorbent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (WG6O9)
Hopefully she can take the slings and arrows.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Nah, too many women feel insecure about their looks that it risks costing him votes. Maybe if he was already in his second term.
I'd steer away from "too ugly to rape"
Posted by: Raven at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (c/0Nr)
And David French is a living breathing essay on the Conservative Case For Mental Institutions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (LISuA)
Yeah the whole "I was too ashamed to tell even my friends so I'm on MSNBC telling complete strangers and the world" thing is a bit tough to swallow. "I couldn't bring myself to tell the cops but I wrote about it in a book I'm publicizing!"
Uh huh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (39g3+)
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--Mr French, you don't seem to mind the left plays for keeps and lie and use any tool available to retain power? ANYTOOL!--
I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Mr. Fwenchy Fwench at June 25, 2019 12:51 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/xAU)
A built-in advantage for the Party of Rape.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (rOka2)
I think their utopia is populated by people who reproduce by the choices
and advances of 50+ year old women who decide that now's the time for
them to land a man.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019
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And of course that man MUST be a billionaire.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (ClOmq)
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Extremely thin gruel, actually non-existent gruel, is not "corroborated" in any sense of the word. Just because some nutjob says it doesn't make it so. No more so than me accusing French of the same thing.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (JoUsr)
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Didn't Bernie say something like this in some 70s interview?
The prosecution rests, Your Honor.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: nip at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (pw+jk)
And no, none of that is funny. This is especially not funny because it is on face value demonstrably fact-less and probably provably false.
That's something Dribbling Dick French didn't consider in his rush to politicize this kooks personal, publicity seeking bullshit. It makes people who are true victims less believable in the eyes of some of the public.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
I want to know where these Wal-Marts are. For a friend, I mean.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (O8WFE)
Florida. South Florida
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Or the go-to Horde line: "Not even with YOUR dick."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:53 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM
You're harshing my mellow, man.
Posted by: Bernie S. at June 25, 2019 12:53 PM (eibb3)
Posted by: Artisanal ette at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (vEIlU)
She's got a big pair of sensible shoes to fill. Prayers for her sanity.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 12:53 PM (RD7QR)
Well that impresses me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Skewed? I was talking about romance books sales.
So you think the sales numbers are skewed or did you just not understand the context?
When a theme is deemed popular because it sells, skewed does not come into it.
Posted by: Speller at June 25, 2019 12:53 PM (pSotA)
Zombie journalism. We keep shooting it in the head and it keeps coming back.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2019 12:53 PM (1dH2d)
"No, don't, stop" repetitive phrasing that ends as
"NO! Don't Stop!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (k4dH2)
Frankly, there's probably a segment of the market where 'enough room to fuck' in a dressing room is important.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (8erNz)
I think the thing about women liking whatever it is they like, and it's probably like what whoopie said, they're not fantasizing about rape-rape, just that (I guess) most women wouldn't mind if an attractive guy would be a little more aggro with them and start kissing them (kind like how I wouldn't mind if Lily James didn't just show up and start being my friend).
So, if trump's discovered that women like famous guys to make kiss-kiss on them...is that sexual assault? No of course not, don't be a retard. But also, the aggressiveness of the tactic gives weirdo women a lot of chances to pretend to regret it later.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:48 PM (VpIIl)
The kind that has Anderson Cooper pulling the plug on the interview. The kind that, because of her reputation in NYC, had the NYT taking a hard pass on her accusation.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/xAU)
Now in a Target rest room ... maybe, given their "whatever's right" rest room policy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: DZ-015 at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (ReWHf)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 25, 2019 12:19 PM (dm05u)
Applies to this E. Jean scrunt, too. Trump was pulling all kinds of high-class trim, and E. Jean was so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (r/xAU)
Is that where they dress for less?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 12:50 PM (6qErC)
Ross is okay.
But, everyone who's anyone one knows that the best place to go rapin' after gobbling down a Big Mac
is Dollar Tree.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (r1/AF)
Posted by: DJ3Way at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (bhPL1)
This gal no doubt has had bad things happen to her, she has that who abuse victim cray cray vibe; she also has a book to flog; I hope she gets help but the Cuck Cruise Cadre need to fuck off and die in a fire.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: E. Howard Hunt at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (1sNHT)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:56 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (hLRSq)
So, you see, it IS possible for some of the leftists to learn. All it takes is about 71 zaps with the shock collar, and they start getting the picture.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 12:56 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: Florida Man at June 25, 2019 12:56 PM (NHSOx)
Just kidding, there is no way I have a trainer. Well maybe a trainer bra.
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 12:56 PM (pw+jk)
It was a joke, and everyone got it except for you, you idiots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah because, even if he WAS in cahoots with Russia, the time to signal the release of the hacked emails is during a live press conference that millions see and hear....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 25, 2019 12:56 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2019 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
You reminded me of another mistake that idiot French made. EVERY victim of an ACTUAL rape knows the exact date and time it happened; the trauma makes an indelible mark on them. When asked when it happened, they DON'T say "oh sometime in '95 or '96, I think, I don't really know."
However that is a perfect answer as to "when did you have this particularly vivid fantasy dream?".
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Dennis Milller's rape bear at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (l6b3d)
She only drinks because Trump raped her.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (oVJmc)
Honesty requires I acknowledge that.
Posted by: creeper at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (ey3Yt)
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (cn3ZE)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (lu8cl)
ROFLMAO
Posted by: saf at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/xAU)
Now in a Target rest room ... maybe, given their "whatever's right" rest room policy.
Commercial real estate barons presumably love it because it means every new build-out needs eight-plus single-hole restrooms at a hundred square feet each, plus hallway, etc.
Women presumably hate it because dudes will be peeing on the toilet seats.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (ufFY8)
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a woman
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (JziUy)
WHAT THE SAM HILL
that tape - has French listened to it? if so is he RETARTED or something?!?!
completely insane interpretation of that idle chit chat, spurred on blatantly by that Bush a-hole, which was just self-deprecating HUMOR and theoretical CONJECTURE. and mostly about how DJT would often STILL strike out.
I AM SO SICK OF THIS NONSENSE
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: ALH at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Do the two cancel out?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (RD7QR)
You wingnut deplorable cousin-humping toothless unpeople from Jesusland simply don't understand cosmopolitan ideas that urbanites like Carroll, Cooper and French deal with every day.
Rape is a crime of power, not sex
Power is sexy
therefore....
Rape is sexy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (veoSD)
He likes to watch their head snap when they hit the end of the line.
Posted by: Frosty at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (EIiAJ)
Posted by: nip at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 25, 2019 12:54 PM (J+mig)
Well summed up and direct!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (rOka2)
giggle, " sure!"
rolls eyes
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: nip at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Orenthal James Trump at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (GPDWI)
7. girls let me kiss kiss because I am famous
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 12:46 PM (JziUy)
...
Here's the thing with his "grab the mish" line: he's expressing how astounding it is that women let him (and maybe he's theorizing) cross that line.
They'll let you do anything.
Even (fill in the blank).
Now whether he actually factually did the fill in the blank move or not--he's flabbergasted that he can just get away with it because he's famous (and rich).
I always read it as a bro-time story about how crazy the women around him are. It's fair to assume he was probably stuffing his face in the free candy store, but it's like hey--free candy store. Who knew?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 25, 2019 12:58 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Bob Kraft at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (NHSOx)
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If you really want to get his attention, act like you're blowing him.
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: MSNBC Viewers at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (oVJmc)
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The kind that takes off their undies before trying on the bathing suits.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: E. Howard Hunt at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (1sNHT)
I like to envision David French being raped by R. Lee Ermey, while Ermey yells at him to SMILE SOLDIER!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)
It was a valuable trait for the press secretary under Trump.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (ClOmq)
Honesty requires I acknowledge that.
Posted by: creeper at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (ey3Yt)
Is that a euphemism?
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (ZfRYq)
Yikes.
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2019 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
Yup, he cut it off because the next line was going to be an invitation to her Hotel Room, and an invitation for a Rape Fantasy.
Something he would only be interested in if she was a small boy.
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (NgKpN)
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The kind that takes off their undies before trying on the bathing suits.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (JoUsr)
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*shudders*
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (oVJmc)
https://i.yt___.com/vi/ldP8YNAPlTw/maxresdefault.jpg
Totally sane or no?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (c/0Nr)
But worst of all, from the XY perspective, is that during any busy event we now will be GETTING IN LINE WITH THE CHICKS for the single-hole restrooms.
You know what fairs and all that are like. There's the entire female population of the county lined up at the chicks relief, and the guys are walking in and out and wondering what's up.
Now we're gonna be living in femworld. Plant taller hedges.
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Do the two cancel out?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (RD7QR)
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"Drunk lady" and "crazy lady" do NOT cancel each other out. Ever,.
They feed each other, geometrically.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (8XRCm)
I know that is weird
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (r/xAU)
Yeah. Well stated, the job is a meat grinder of hate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Jeff Dahmtrump at June 25, 2019 01:01 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 01:01 PM (pw+jk)
LOL
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 25, 2019 12:57 PM (lu8cl)
You Must Be THIS TALL to Be Raped by Donald Trump
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)
It was a valuable trait for the press secretary under Trump.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (ClOmq)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKg
Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2019 01:01 PM (RU4sa)
She looks like Dracula.
Who's going to believe Trump raped Dracula?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019
*
*
. . .
The cover pic on New York magazine makes her look like Frances Sternhagen, the actress who played Cliff Clavin's mother.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro - fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (+2ar+)
Did he grab her by the mish, does she allege PIV? She keeps saying not rape and the media keeps saying rape.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (fuK7c)
You know, the demure Miss Frillybottoms gets "taken" by the hunky farm hand Thrust Masterson and no no you horrible beast stop it and yet his strong arms feel so right..
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (uR+Od)
Posted by: Free Candy at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (EIiAJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
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I like to envision David French being raped by R. Lee Ermey, while Ermey yells at him to SMILE SOLDIER!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM
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While not even giving him the GD common courtesy of a reach-around.
Posted by: irright at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (RVcmP)
To be fair, this woman seems to be crazy, but she also appears to be drunk.
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (ZfRYq)
+++She does seem drunk. Like I said above, all she had to have done was to scream and people would have come running. Dept. stores are eerily quiet, even when pretty crowded, during the day. In the evening, when she says this took place, a scream would have brought the fire dept.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (EjlXc)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 12:59 PM (JoUsr)
........
Me likey.
Posted by: surveillance camera maintenance guy at the store at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (VpIIl)
Elvira maybe. But not Dracula.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (rOka2)
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (CHPeX)
https://i.yt___.com/vi/ldP8YNAPlTw/maxresdefault.jpg
Totally sane or no?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (c/0Nr)
Ah yes, Raggedy Ann hair is your guarantee of mental stability. Yes totally.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Free Candy at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (EIiAJ)
Even (fill in the blank).
Now whether he actually factually did the fill in the blank move or not--he's flabbergasted that he can just get away with it because he's famous (and rich).
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yeah, women don't want it both ways, because there's not enough directions to count what's going on.
1. women let you.
2. some women won't let you.
3. the women who won't let you will think you must've been assaulting the ones who will let you because they can't imagine it...like the girls who would blow Clinton wouldn't blow Trump and vice versa.
4. Guys like Clinton and Trump who know girls will let them are more aggro than Marcus Snerply in accounting.
5. being aggressive is either bad or good. Since every woman out there is going to blow Tom Brady, Bill Clinton, vince Neil, Lil' Wayne, or whoever without even a "hello m'lady", you CANNOT say being aggressive is a crime, it's the way the world works.
6. in order for 5 to be true in practice, there has to be a line that even Bill Clinton knows when he's being shot down.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: James Alex Trump at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (8erNz)
Fine, but if we're living in femworld, then I want the same privileges they get at the office vis-à-vis hair color.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (sm6Pk)
Ben Shapiro - fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm
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Wow.... thats twisted, even for here....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Haven Monaghan at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro - fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (+2ar+)
With her own severed arm!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bear at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (EjlXc)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (VpIIl)
Yep, and not even just rape but sexual assault. I have an ex-gf who can recall the exact date, time, where she was and every person in the room when she was sexually assaulted, and it happened 15 years ago.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (O8WFE)
LOL, changing isn't the issue as long as my socks stay on and the doors aren't the ones that stop about knee high. I don't tough anything though. Not a germaphobe at all, just realistic.
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (cn3ZE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (BWL+E)
I have a similar argument!
Posted by: Volodymyr Trump at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: m at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (rOka2)
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (tH5fk)
meh. I won't be impressed until Barron changes his name to something like Donald Augustus.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (sGtp+)
Yup, he cut it off because the next line was going to be an invitation to her Hotel Room, and an invitation for a Rape Fantasy.
Do you have a rape button in your office Anderson?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CHPeX)
Did he grab her by the mish, does she allege PIV? She keeps saying not rape and the media keeps saying rape.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (fuK7c)
From what I can tell she's gone from "his dick was in me" to "it was halfway in" to "he was in the general vicinity, I hear" in about a week.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (RD7QR)
_____________________
The anti-Trumpers always quote the part of the Billy Bush tape where Trump says "grab them by the pussy." But the preceding part, where he says "And when you're a star, they let you do it." conveniently gets ignored.
Trump wasn't admitting to assaulting women. He was boasting about how women let him kiss them, grab them, whatever -- because he's rich and famous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 25, 2019 01:06 PM (k4dH2)
"dammit!"
--guy with the camera behind the mirror
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 01:06 PM (39g3+)
455 OK, Horde, here's your calibration:
https://i.yt___.com/vi/ldP8YNAPlTw/maxresdefault.jpg
Totally sane or no?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (c/0Nr)
"Trump's crank was this big, I tell you!! Bigly!"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:06 PM (N39Ws)
Rather than the expected thunderous outburst after a moment he nodded slowly, as if to himself before saying.
"You should try and forget all of this, because that is the way of the world, powerful men will do powerful things, and there is nothing a gentle flower such as you can do to stop them."
Then he took me in his arms and held me, until the warmth of his caress and manly vampire scent filled my senses and washed away the memories
Posted by: E Jean Crazy at June 25, 2019 01:06 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 01:06 PM (rOka2)
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2019 01:06 PM (tH5fk)
Nudge? I hope not. Happily, the motor turned to the side when it came in contact with the house. There's a little brown paint on the housing but no damage AFAICT.
Posted by: creeper at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (ey3Yt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (uR+Od)
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 01:00 PM (8erNz)
Fine, but if we're living in femworld, then I want the same privileges they get at the office vis-a-vis hair color.
I have to admit to knowing women who have no problem dropping panty and peeing behind the nearest bush. If done properly it's no uglier (no less ugly) than guys doing the same.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (8erNz)
And, let's be fair, anyone who has those kinds of opportunities all day long will get to the point they start to just assume any woman is that way, and might be a bit more aggressive than is welcome. But they'll stop when she doesn't like it (the getting shot down part previous to that quote) even if they go too far, unless they are a sexual scumbag predator like Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)
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they ignore a lot.
The sex life of a good looking guy or a famous guy is a lot different than for normals.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
..........
and a biter.
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (v0R5T)
And some they do and some they don't and some it's just as well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (bcbK8)
meh. I won't be impressed until Barron changes his name to something like Donald Augustus.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (sGtp+)
I think it was either Palp or Zod who noted that "Donald" needs to become like "Caesar" so it could be "The Donald Barron, Trump of Washington, Duke of New York, Lord of the Space Force."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 01:08 PM (VpIIl)
He was boasting about how women let him kiss them, grab them, whatever -- because he's rich and famous.
Anyone shocked by women letting themselves get grabbed by rich and famous guys must have been living at the Pole of Inaccessibility for the last 100 years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2019 01:08 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 25, 2019 01:08 PM (koNhm)
You are on a roll my friend.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 01:06 PM (rOka2)
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*perks ears
SAMMICHES!!
~Canibalbob
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019 01:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 01:08 PM (ptqGC)
The sex life of a good looking guy or a famous guy is a lot different than for normals.
--
Gene Simmons nods in agreement.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 01:08 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2019 01:08 PM (Cus5s)
After a fifth of barrel proof bourbon and a few hits on the hash pipe.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2019 01:09 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: huh? at June 25, 2019 01:09 PM (+B4Kf)
Posted by: Zombie John William Trump at June 25, 2019 01:09 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: fixerupper
I knew I mayo not get away with that one around here.
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 01:09 PM (rOka2)
https://twitter.com/NancyLeeGrahn/status/
1142420918557298688
Brian Cates of the Epoch Times takes her to task in both threads.
https://twitter.com/NancyLeeGrahn/status/
1142089522487762944
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 01:09 PM (Dh1wo)
Nah, they all know the score, its just a convenient and unpleasant-sounding quote they can throw around for political gain like a grenade.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 01:10 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (EjlXc)
They promised me they'd do that, okay?
I'm not crazy you know. I just need some cash.
It worked for that Blasey Ford bitch, why not for me?
Posted by: E Jean Crazy at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 12:32 PM (oFcdC)
I think in this case, the clever put-down is exactly the right tactic. You are basically proposing that he alibi himself out of the accusation, which basically dignifies that accusation as credible enough to merit a proper defense.
The woman is bug-fuck nuts. And ugly. Go with that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (DuZls)
To add her own "gonzo" contribution to the book, Carroll added a fictional first-person account of a naive former Miss Indiana (Carroll was a former Miss Indiana University) who went out to Thompson's Colorado compound to interview him about birds, and was seduced and held captive by him. Part of this fantasy sequence had Thompson luring her into a hot tub and slicing off her leggings with a hunting knife.
In the same NY Mag article where Carroll talks about her Trump allegations, she refers to Hunter Thompson slicing off her leggings with a knife in a hot tub, as though it actually happened. Her bio of Thompson came out in 1993, and she was roughly 50 at the time, while Thompson was banging a series of college girls.
Carroll seems to have a lot of fantasies about famous men finding her aging former-cheerleader self so irresistably hot they can't help but ravish her.
Posted by: Alex at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (vshng)
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well, we need to ask the bill clintons of the world how they know when they're not gonna get any kiss-kiss.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (JziUy)
After a fifth of barrel proof bourbon and a few hits on the hash pipe.
Hash! Boo! Valvoline!
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Analpundit at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (SQJ3d)
Look who is supporting French's assertion... the dumb bunt who ran the
doctored photos of Trump's concentration camps for children that were
actually taken from 2015 and that she cropped the time-date-stamps from
to hide they were from the Obama Era...
https://twitter.com/NancyLeeGrahn/status/
1142420918557298688
She's a soap opera "actress" if memory serves. So her deep thoughts are important.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 01:12 PM (ptqGC)
They have always been well aware of where they are. If they don't mind, why should I? Dangerous? Not in my experience.Not one time has it ever been anything but slightly awkward.
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 01:12 PM (cn3ZE)
The one thing I liked about him, before he got into politics, was a story as long time ago where Trump put up a gigantic American flag at his Palm Beach golf course (I think it was that one?) and the city told him to take it down or they'd fine him some large amount, every day till he took it down.
Trump was all, for all the yuge amount of taxes I pay this town, if I want a yuge flag on my own property I'm damn well gonna fly it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 01:12 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2019 01:12 PM (ivkO2)
With her own severed arm!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
_________
This just in! The Daily Wire is now in the process of confirming reports that Donald Trump raped Michelle Fields with her severed arm.
If true, why does this invalidate the 2016 election and how soon could Jeb Bush assume office?
Stay tuned to find out along with today's Promo Code!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro - fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at June 25, 2019 01:12 PM (+2ar+)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (JoUsr)
It's BSG, passive aggressive in an aggressively passive way.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)
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this is the "repeat a lie often enough, loud enough,
and (LIV) people will believe it". They have advanced the tactic a
little by using live subjects and presenting them with theatrics -- With
very solemn conservative men (French, heh) stroking their beards in
serious fashion.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2019 01:08 PM
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He's not allowed to stroke me.
Posted by: Mrs. French at June 25, 2019 01:13 PM (RVcmP)
Trump wasn't admitting to assaulting women. He was boasting about how women let him kiss them, grab them, whatever -- because he's rich and famous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 25, 2019 01:06 PM (k4dH2)
Yes, and even some people here seem to forget it. Also, he sounds as if he simply cannot believe all of this, he cannot believe that women will let you do this!
Posted by: m at June 25, 2019 01:13 PM (Scps5)
I'll say. You used her own ridiculous testimony to make her look ridiculous!
Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2019 01:13 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2019 01:13 PM (v0R5T)
I've encountered women in the men's room before, but not often.
Conventions and bigger functions where a crowd gets 10 min and have to
be right back.
They have always been well aware of where they
are. If they don't mind, why should I? Dangerous? Not in my
experience.Not one time has it ever been anything but slightly awkward.
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 01:12 PM (cn3ZE)
"Stop smirking ma'am. It's cold in here."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:13 PM (N39Ws)
They promised me they'd do that, okay?
I'm not crazy you know. I just need some cash.
It worked for that Blasey Ford bitch, why not for me?
Go make a Jaws movie, worked for me.
Posted by: Michael Caine at June 25, 2019 01:14 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2019 01:14 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Kurt at June 25, 2019 01:14 PM (yF+4E)
Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 25, 2019 01:14 PM (K8qkD)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (AjVAj)
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What.... he didnt get his ass kicked hard enough the last time he was here threatening some of the ettes??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Charles ManTrump at June 25, 2019 01:14 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: bananaDream at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (l6b3d)
Marcia Cross says anal cancer likely linked to husband's throat cancer
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: General Specifically at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (UFLLM)
She IS a Tijuana Donkey Show.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (ppgMG)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (sGtp+)
Naming him Barron is kind of self-limiting. Come on, Emperor Barron?
That cancels out and it doesn't scan.
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (ZfRYq)
David French just began writing The Conservative Case for Sexy Sexual Assault
In collaboration with Bernie Sanders, of course!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (pNxlR)
As this is a written allegation accusing a Famous Person of a CRIME, is this actionable under Libel?
/Looks at Trump's personal Lawyers
Release the hounds.
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Kurt at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (yF+4E)
*why do I even have to say that?
Posted by: Frosty at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (EIiAJ)
Marcia Cross says anal cancer likely linked to husband's throat cancer
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (QkjLD)
That would mean . . . . . EEWWWWWWWW!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (cn3ZE)
Crazed, unable to distinguish between reality and fiction, yeah she's got serious mental issues.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (AjVAj)
When has Trump ever told a lie ?
Posted by: Kurt at June 25, 2019 01:14 PM (yF+4E)
Oh, you want to know when he became a politician eh?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Kurt at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (yF+4E)
Posted by: Kurt
That time when he said we'll get tired of winning. Still not tired yet.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (oFcdC)
Marcia Cross says anal cancer likely linked to husband's throat cancer
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (QkjLD)
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Cucks that suck their wives partners ?
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (8XRCm)
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well, society needs to chose how to treat cads and the women who fuck them on sight.
We had patriarchal times when you shame the girl and shoot the cad. Now it's a bit different.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: m at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (Scps5)
Marcia Cross says anal cancer likely linked to husband's throat cancer
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (QkjLD)
The very definition of TMI.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
The Paolo volunteers as tribute, but only if you provide PCP and Viagra.
Posted by: The Paolo at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (R7nPl)
https://i.yt___.com/vi/ldP8YNAPlTw/maxresdefault.jpg
I can't figure out how the underscore got in there.
Posted by: Haven Monaghan at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: irright at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Sooner at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2019 01:05 PM (sGtp+)
Naming him Barron is kind of self-limiting. Come on, Emperor Barron?
That cancels out and it doesn't scan.
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (ZfRYq)
But it does work if you get a President Donald Trump JR., and his Secretary of State, Barron Trump.
Posted by: Don Q at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Alex at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (vshng)
Her claim that she was the most attractive woman by in Bergdorf Goodman at that particular time is supposed to bolster her argument. Huh?
Posted by: blaster at June 25, 2019 01:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Kurt at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (yF+4E)
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The full quote is just too hard to grasp, isn't it, Burp?
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2019 01:18 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Haven Monaghan at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (c/0Nr)
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Pixy pulls "i m g" automatically. Something to do with busty lesbos or something.
Posted by: Talking Goat at June 25, 2019 01:18 PM (AzW6q)
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good point. as we know, the WaPo has blown the lid off of trump's many lies about how various people he's met are great guys, working really great.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:18 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (AjVAj)
They tried to have a circle jerk but ended up sitting around and crying.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
It would endear him to the black vote.
Posted by: Sooner at June 25, 2019 01:17 PM (Fs5vw)
Or, "I bet her pussy be stanky."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: irright at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Well there are degrees. There's flirting with her, there's playing with her hair as she's up against a wall, and then there's Bob Packwood's patented "pin her to the wall and kiss her to see if she likes it" move.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (39g3+)
The thing is they won't say exactly what they want. What they say they want, and what they really want, are always different. And if any man gets close to guessing what they really want, they change their minds. I refuse to play femini-calvinball anymore, and life is so very good now.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (mk9aG)
2) None of these "Conservatives" should be allowed to call themselves such until
a) they run for office, or
b) they give a list of conservatives they have voted for in the general and a list of who they will vote for.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (k81AA)
Likewise. It's IMO not a problem.
Though I recall one youngish female actually using the urinal. I wanted to applaud.
Posted by: Michael Caine at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (O8WFE)
David French just began writing The Conservative Case for Sexy Sexual Assault
In collaboration with Bernie Sanders, of course!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (pNxlR)
Bi-partisan and possibly, considering French Tickler, bi-sexual as well
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JEM at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (8erNz)
I believe there was a height restriction on the pole - so he had the ground raised. If true that story tells you everything you need to know about the man. LOL
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2019 01:20 PM (rOka2)
Pixy exterminates i followed by m followed by g
Posted by: bananaDream at June 25, 2019 01:20 PM (l6b3d)
Marcia Cross says anal cancer likely linked to husband's throat cancer
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (QkjLD)
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Cucks that suck their wives partners ?
Posted by: fixerupper
Seriously, MOST men that engage in "cuckoldry" (in real life as a kink/perversion) are only doing so because they want to get near to or (better yet) suck on another man's penis -- but they're married and supposedly straight and have not yet admitted to themselves that they're gay, so arranging to have a man screw his wife in front of him at close range is his method for getting close to dick without admitting that's what he's doing.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2019 01:20 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 25, 2019 01:20 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Josef Trump at June 25, 2019 01:20 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: Adolf Hitler, Pre-Rant at June 25, 2019 01:20 PM (R7nPl)
It's interesting to see the rehabilitation of the word 'retard' after it's use by Iranian officials
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:20 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
Ok.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking something right there.
My keyboard is safe for now.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (ufFY8)
The letters I M G get replaced by an underscore. Bit.ly and tinyurl are your friends.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
But there are much worse things he could say: "I tell you, I've banged a lot of broads in dressing rooms, and I don't remember her."
And that's just for starters.
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (DuZls)
I believe there was a height restriction on the pole - so he had the ground raised. If true that story tells you everything you need to know about the man. LOL
Yep, you just jogged my memory, it was Trump's pole that was enormous, not the flag itself. He raised the ground below his big, erect pole.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Vanya at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (R7nPl)
the thing is, I don't think Trump IS particularly aggressive in this way. He's fastidious and gentlemanly - probably to a fault.
And in that vein, you know which recent President WAS a sexual predator, frankly? GHWB. What he did was prey on women when they were vulnerable and couldn't do too much about it. And he did that repeatedly. And his wife enabled him.
Why don't we talk about THAT?! if that had happened to me, frankly, I'd have tossed him out of his wheelchair, no joke.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (Rarvo)
women want to fuck everyone and then be able to retroactivly regret rape at will.
feminist in her 20's "i fucked the professor because he's so powerful it's hot and I'm hot"
feminist in her 40's "that professor took advantage of me because of his power"
feminist in her 60's, "the professor was so overcome by me that he took me repeatedly"
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (JziUy)
He seems to live by scattered principles and inconsistent rules.
Which is typical of your average GOP fraudster but he seem to take it to 11.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (Mzkan)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (sm6Pk)
Woman strikes me as a bunny boiler.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
I will not be ignored, Donald!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (pNxlR)
This site is great but seriously we have the worst fucking trolls on the internet. Soros must have cut funding.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (oZ6kz)
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Dude, think about how thankless a task this place must be for the paid trolls... I bet it's the most junior guys in the union. The guys who can't even afford pants, and only have when one loincloth. And it's ridden with scabies.
They go down to the Hall, pull their card and say "Really? AoS again?! Can't I go to HotAir for once?"
And the steward says "Not a chance! Quit yer bitchin'... you'll get your chance when you've got seniority. Now look alive Jawaharlal! Do you want the thirty rupees or not?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Michael Caine at June 25, 2019 01:19 PM (8erNz)
I suppose that might work?
Posted by: IP at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (cn3ZE)
OT: David Hogg claims he has been targeted for assassination 7 times. Article on Fox.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
Piker! How come it wasn't 12 times?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 25, 2019 01:23 PM (37IEG)
That which is presented without evidence may be dismissed without consideration.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 25, 2019 01:23 PM (J+mig)
Trump says hey he goes straight for a kiss. Okay, that may be rude but it is not freaking sexual assault or that term is meaningless.
The grabbing them by the pussy explicitly says that women (read gold diggers) will LET YOU do anything. Let you is consent which means that it cannot be sexual assault.
My life became much better when I realized that I don't have to care about David French. His opinions mean nothing to me, I don't know him, he has no idea I exist, and what little influence he has is waning quickly. Why was I letting him get to me? Yes, he reminds me strongly of people I grew up with and their sanctimony but he's not them.
I was hate dopamining by letting him make me actually angry. Now? Now, I just roll my eyes at him. Pharisee is gonna Pharisee.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 25, 2019 01:23 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Adolf Hitler, Pre-Rant
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2019 01:23 PM (21UM+)
Posted by: Dylann Trump at June 25, 2019 01:23 PM (GPDWI)
Marcia Cross says anal cancer likely linked to husband's throat cancer
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (QkjLD)
That would mean . . . . . EEWWWWWWWW!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)
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TOSSED SALADS FOR EVERYONE!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
It's not Assassination because he doesn't hold any official office.
It's just cleansing the gene pool.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (sm6Pk)
OT: David Hogg claims he has been targeted for assassination 7 times. Article on Fox.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
++++He needs to get a gun. Pronto. He already has a box of ammo at home.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (EjlXc)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (8XRCm)
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Apparently, "eating ass" is popular out there.
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (DuZls)
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right.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Every Commenter at Democratic Underground at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (nR2PK)
So she has that going for her.
Posted by: Oompe Loompe at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (C+RUn)
Posted by: Bear at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (ZfRYq)
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The retard gang is all here.Happens every time they
think they have something on Trump that will get traction.Always ends in
flaccid and sad failure like their sex lives.
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (AjVAj)
They tried to have a circle jerk but ended up sitting around and crying.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:18 PM
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If you pretend hard enough, tears are almost like bukkake.
Posted by: Kert at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (RVcmP)
I was hate dopamining by letting him make me actually angry. Now? Now, I just roll my eyes at him. Pharisee is gonna Pharisee.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 25, 2019 01:23 PM (mf5HN)
Alex be preachin'!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 25, 2019 01:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Michael Douglas at June 25, 2019 01:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 25, 2019 01:25 PM (rOka2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
........
But he used his super manly powers to thwart each attack personally using only his hands.
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2019 01:25 PM (v0R5T)
613 OT: David Hogg claims he has been targeted for assassination 7 times. Article on Fox.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
It's not Assassination because he doesn't hold any official office.
It's just cleansing the gene pool.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (sm6Pk)
Yeah, don't they call that a cull? For the health of the herd?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 25, 2019 01:25 PM (37IEG)
Spotted this wonderful headline ..
Marcia Cross says anal cancer likely linked to husband's throat cancer
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (QkjLD)
That would mean . . . . . EEWWWWWWWW!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2019 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)
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TOSSED SALADS FOR EVERYONE!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 25, 2019 01:24 PM (flINI)
Marcia -ATM is WHERE you get your money. Not HOW you get your money.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:25 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:25 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (sm6Pk)
They could combine for a quote that is incomprehensible, passive aggressive, and annoyingly inept all at once.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 25, 2019 01:26 PM (RD7QR)
613 OT: David Hogg claims he has been targeted for assassination 7 times. Article on Fox.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
'Fess up and apologize to all those whom you bullied at Parkland HS, Li'l Shitler, and they'll likely stop.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:26 PM (pNxlR)
women want to fuck everyone and then be able to retroactivly regret rape at will.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:22 PM (JziUy)
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All part of re-structuring the power.
The Law will enthrone feminine calvinball, going forward.
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2019 01:26 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (PbpT7)
French letters.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 25, 2019 01:27 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: E. Howard Hunt at June 25, 2019 12:55 PM (1sNHT)
Abductions by UFO's and anal probes on the Express Orders of Donald Trump are up next.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 01:27 PM (Kpl3J)
OT: David Hogg claims he has been targeted for assassination 7 times. Article on Fox.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
He should apply for asylum in Guatemala
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 25, 2019 01:27 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)
trump's in berghdorf, this chick says "hey come look at me in my undies"
trump's head is like "here we go again, another girl wants to show me her undies."
trump's weiner is like "well, m'lady, if you insist"
trump and lady go into changing room and screw around.
25 years later...she hits wall, trump hits presidency, her story morphs into some sort of revenge retro-rape accusation, dealing more with his tax returns than anything else.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:29 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: The Green River Trump at June 25, 2019 01:29 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:26 PM (pNxlR)
Who would own up to be bullied by that pansy? He looks like he's got a praying mantis in the family tree.
Posted by: Haven Monaghan at June 25, 2019 01:29 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2019 01:30 PM (iBXYq)
Marcia Cross says anal cancer likely linked to husband's throat cancer
Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2019 01:15 PM (QkjLD)
That would mean . . . . . EEWWWWWWWW!
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Both caused by the HPV virus. Men get the throat cancer from too much oral sex (like Michael Douglas), and Cross got the anal cancer from too much butt sex.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 25, 2019 01:30 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 01:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Now you're talking!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 25, 2019 01:30 PM (c/0Nr)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 12:24 PM (PbpT7)
French letters.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 25, 2019 01:27 PM
Alors! What are we, chopped pate?
Posted by: French Castle Guards at June 25, 2019 01:30 PM (nR2PK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 01:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Trump UFOs have yuge, luxurious probes.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 25, 2019 01:31 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Nidal Trump at June 25, 2019 01:32 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 25, 2019 01:33 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2019 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
Quit visiting the Dominican Republic, idiot.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 25, 2019 01:33 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Mohammed Trump at June 25, 2019 01:33 PM (GPDWI)
Once you assert that something flagrantly true is beyond even contemplation, you break. Your sanity is broken. It stays broken.
Women like rape fantasies? Hello, 50 Shades.
But no, that thing right in front of your eyes? You don't really see it. It's not there. (Personally, me? No. Not even pretend with safe words, but I'm not an insane idiot who can't see what's in front of her face and admit that it's true.)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 25, 2019 01:33 PM (BD/yx)
Here's her tweet regarding a dog.
https://tinyurl.com/y45xhevz
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2019 01:33 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2019 01:34 PM (nR2PK)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2019 01:35 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 25, 2019 01:33 PM (BD/yx)
I'm not following this. Example?
Posted by: m at June 25, 2019 01:36 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Kim Jong Trump at June 25, 2019 01:37 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2019 01:11 PM (AjVAj)
Must be break time at the glory hole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2019 01:40 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: David Berkotrump at June 25, 2019 01:41 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 25, 2019 01:42 PM (CR79h)
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2019 01:43 PM (iBXYq)
trump made his fortune building the nation's strategic cow rectum reserve.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2019 01:44 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: LT William Trump at June 25, 2019 01:46 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 01:48 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Scot Trump at June 25, 2019 01:49 PM (GPDWI)
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 25, 2019 02:35 PM (yPxXc)
Some women or men may long for rape, but mostly as a fantasy. Real pain and violence are not a part of their best-seller crap daydreams.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 25, 2019 04:54 PM (xZjSg)
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1143542856751226880
Posted by: Saxon at June 25, 2019 05:38 PM (Q1AYZ)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (wGqjj)
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