aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Revealed: It Is Now "Transphobic" If You Don't Put Your Designer Pronouns In Your Twitter Profile, Even If You're as Straight and Gender-Conforming as Jack Lord
If you don't think you need to specify your pronouns, because you are not gender-fluid at all and are clearly a man or a woman, that is just your "transphobia" talking.
Some of these stupid tweets copied below:Cis people, please: Put your pronouns on your profileHow else can we re-architect the basics and fundamentals of our lives to better appease an unhinged 0.01% of the population, and make their own mental illness our own? A friend of mine says that one big advantage for Trump this election is that the Olympics are happening just months before it. And I don't mean the patriotism aspect. I mean the part where for the first time, normal Americans see obviously biological men beating the shit out of actual women in sports. I know, based on personal experience, that the more normal sort of liberals don't know about this -- only conservative sites cover it. Liberal news organizations know that the normies don't like this and either embargo the stories entirely or only cover it under their Gay Pride type verticals, where only the right sort of audience will see it. An older woman I know, a complete I'm With Her Hillary Democrat, did not believe this was real until she recently saw a video report about it. She watches CNN and MSNBC religiously (and I do mean religiously), and for some reason, they had kept the growing participation of men in women's sports from her. She was not a fan of the idea when she finally found out this wasn't a "Faux News Russian bot story." And the Olympic committee says "Yes, please!" to biological men competing in women's sports.
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile -- Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019 And anyone who's first thought in response to this is: "but I don't need to! People can clearly see I'm a man/woman!" or anything if the sort Guess what *game show host voice* Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's transphobia! -- Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019 hy should cis people put their pronouns on your profile you ask? It normalises stating pronouns & makes it easier for trans people to exist in the world & stops us being targeted It challenges the that gender is obvious, that you're "clearly a man" without specifying pronouns -- Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019
If you're not making it easier for trans people to exist in the world, then you're making it harder. There's no safe middle uninvolved neutral fence with this. You help trans people exist or you contribute to oppression. Make a choice 🙂 — Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019
Cis folk: adding pronouns is such a small task! It takes 10 seconds for you to add pronouns to your bio. I'm not asking you to take to the barricades & fight someone, I'm saying make a small change. If you're not willing as an ally to even do that, wtf are you even here for — Ez 🌻 (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (fuB/u)
Posted by: Flyguy at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (ocutB)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (ocutB)
It normalises stating pronouns & makes it easier for trans people to exist in the world & stops us being targeted""
I see where this is going, and I am not sucking dick, period.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 24, 2019 07:36 PM (LWu6U)
The important thing is that the MSM cover transathletes religiously. If they don't, people will just think they're masculine-looking girls.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (fuB/u)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (PbpT7)
Hahaha....these people are insane.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)
Yes they are, and they want you to join them. And Putin smiles thinly.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (ocutB)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (fuB/u)
Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (mwfMd)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (BbGew)
1. Dude.
2. Chick.
3. Jawn.
Oh, and the sidebar bit about the all-star reading? Fuck Mark Hamill. I'm so tired of these "celebrities" alienating half their audience.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Editors of National Review at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)
The world is mad.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (sdi6R)
my pronouns are fuck off/go fuck yourself/lol get fucked.
Posted by: ace
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Hey, it could work.
gender that recommends having sex/gender that recommends masturbation/gender that advises people to seek sex
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (fuB/u)
Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (efMXe)
How much more of this insanity is 0.000001% of the population going to inflict upon the rest of us?
This is exactly the kind of shit people said would happen when gay marriage was the fight.
I can only imagine whats next. Pedophiles being mere "children in an adult body" and so therefore it is A OK?
Enough of this bullshit
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 07:40 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: ace
You forgot "Fuck that guy in particular."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:39 PM (JgA4k)
None are Free of Cis-Sin.
The Rituals of Purification have Commenced.
All Shall Burn, None Shall be Spared.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (ocutB)
1. Dude.
2. Chick.
3. Jawn.
Oh man, you forgot Jagoff!
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at June 24, 2019 07:41 PM (VHM+K)
Posted by: klaftern at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: April at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (bkUtD)
The world is mad, quite mad.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (JgA4k)
https://tinyurl.com/y26b5qep
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, My Pronoun is Eat Me at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: UDM at June 24, 2019 07:42 PM (1agst)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Nah - "bottom man in a Drunken Hobo Fuck-pile" - my personal favorite
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (YvQ5p)
Now, you're thinking, "Those ARE your pronouns." No, those are my *first-person* pronouns.
What if I insist that anyone referring to me in the third person must use "I/me/mine" in referring to me? So if they want to say "He is anti-transupremacy," they'll have to say "I am anti-transupremacy."
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: oldtimer at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (zt1Y6)
I wish I could think that we've reached Peak Insanity.
Posted by: rickl
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No way has that happened. It has yet to be OBLIGATORY:
on social media
in corporate hiring processes
on all government IDs
You think the SJWs will stop at simpering requests?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (fuB/u)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, My Pronoun is Eat Me at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: UDM at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (1agst)
What if I insist that anyone referring to me in the third person must use "I/me/mine" in referring to me? So if they want to say "He is anti-transupremacy," they'll have to say "I am anti-transupremacy."
Posted by: ace
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LOL, you're on a roll.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (fuB/u)
Hey. Guess what asshole?
No. It's not.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (axyOa)
Mental illness is now encouraged and celebrated.
Middle America needs to wake up because the pedophiles are coming for your children.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (haWye)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Lbgtq at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (MAstk)
That's what she said. Or Xhe. Whatever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (bkUtD)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (KCxzN)
well, good way to put it, but I think they're already affirmatively working on that second part -- abnormalizing the normal -- and in fact about half-done in that project.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (fuB/u)
Ahem. It's "I am on a roll," hater.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (t6MX/)
I'm sticking with:
Your Grace
Your Majesty
Your Eminence
If you use any of those concerning me and mine, it's A-OK with me!
Although I am partial to "LOL get fucked" as a personal nominative pronoun:
"LOL get fucked said to go get fucked...."
Posted by: imp at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (uKiy5)
*game show host voice* Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's transphobia!
***
Well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk you!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (axyOa)
In a respectful way, of course.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
Frankly, I can't think of anything facing us that's more important. *spit*
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
So, "I'm on a roll" - really if we're following the new rule
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (I would list my pronoun but it can not be pronounced by human tongues) at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
lol, so long as it is respectful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (cF8AT)
what if you're not on Evergreen College campus?
Don't worry, Evergreen and Twitter rules will come to you.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)
world, then you're making it harder. There's no safe middle uninvolved
neutral fence with this.
You help trans people exist or you contribute to oppression. Make a choice
______
Done.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (R3YbJ)
Eventually there will be no boys or girls. Just wankers. Sounds great to me.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (wzvqt)
What if I don't have Twitter?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (I would list my pronoun but it can not be
pronounced by human tongues) at June 24, 2019 07:47 PM (dNzKv)
*consults rule book*
TRANSPHOBE!!!!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, My Pronoun is Eat Me at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: nip at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (RXwUQ)
"Making it harder for trans"
If that ever happens from me doing something of my own volition, I will throw myself into Kilauea. Nothing I ever voluntarily do will make a tranny hard.
Posted by: imp at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (uKiy5)
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
. . . .
Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing
Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing
Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing
Typing somethin repeatedly doesn't make your argument more convincing
See?
Gah, I hate that twitter trend!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (bDqIh)
Assuming homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia are real things, why do Leftists treat them as personal character defects instead of as a debilitating psychological condition that the subject has no conscious control over and is deserving of accommodation and (prolly free) treatment? Why are they OTHERING PEOPLE WITH PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISORDERS?
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (QuovZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (I would list my pronoun but it can not be pronounced by human tongues) at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (dNzKv)
Furries.
Nobody gives a fuck about furries.
...
I do! I do!!!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald, branching out in xis interests at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (0bu2O)
They did that decades ago for certain Easter Bloc "women" athletes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (AZxMX)
https://tinyurl.com/y4ykpbhb
New video from Carl Benjamin. Younger people are growing more negative in their views of LGBT's.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (xPl2J)
So go ahead and put me on the Enemies List, because I'm your enemy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (3hjbs)
Posted by: Miklos, following the logic at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (jXrK7)
Saying induces severe pain.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: ace
Not if God and The Orange Beast Master have any say left - otherwise, yeah, its an Evergreen College SJW squeee world....
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (32YRo)
Good question. Why is anyone still there?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (K22Va)
That's what she said. Or Xhe. Whatever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:46 PM (bkUtD)
Good old-fashioned time-honored Communist slogan: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (sdi6R)
ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)
It's going to be fixed in Minx 0.8 alpha.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (t6MX/)
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Can't sleep, tranny will judge me
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (LL1Be)
What is wrong with Laughing Out Loud, Girl Friend?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (nFwvY)
I would want to be a boy, too if my dad and brother had sex with me. We need to treat the underlying TRAUMA and not allow delusions to trump reality.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2019 07:52 PM (haWye)
my pronouns are fuck off/go fuck yourself/lol get fucked.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:37 PM (PbpT7)
Damn...ok, is 'eat me' an appropriate pronoun? uh.... no not where I hang out. OK, 'cannibal'. Can't argue with that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 07:52 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 07:52 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (LWu6U)
See?
Gah, I hate that twitter trend!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (bDqIh)
It does if you use the clappy hands emoji. It's science.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (FiUMj)
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (3hjbs)
Posted by: rickl
OMG - we're quoting Die Hard now - stand back...
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (32YRo)
It challenges the that gender is obvious, that you're "clearly a man" without specifying pronouns
Yes, and I don't want to validate either of those things.
It's not normal, and it in fact demonizes what is normal. Which trans activists are A-OK with.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2019 07:52 PM (haWye)
Well now that's just plain crazy talk.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2019 07:45 PM (haWye)
Trust us, Comet Pizza was a big nothing burger, so no further investigation is necessary!
Posted by: Mainstream Media Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (AZxMX)
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
-
You'd better not hold that up to a mirror.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (WEBkv)
ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)
The workaround is, instead of hitting the Return key, do about 2 spaces, then a Return, then a space, and another Return.
You will have a blank like between the Return and the next sentence.
That's how I do it on Firefox.
Or, use Brave.
It works normally, usually.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:54 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (t+qrx)
.....and does anyone really know waht time it is?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Bete at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (oVJmc)
-
The people in the emails assured us it was a conspiracy theory when we asked that one time in passing!
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Lwfjs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1-HM234DE
Posted by: illiniwek at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM
It's going to be fixed in Minx 0.8 alpha.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (KCxzN)
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I only counted nine.
Sane!
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (WEBkv)
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Oooh... snap!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (3hjbs)
Shit like this is the downside of living in a rich country. People have
such a good life they have to invent shit to be mad about. You notice
nobody in the 3rd world gives a fuck about this, what with having to
worry about not starving to death every day.
I think you're exactly right.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (K22Va)
"Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile
Put your pronouns on your profile"
It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to. I give it a 7
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
I like to note that I am not "phobic," I am "averse." Because fear just isn't part of it.
Posted by: April at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
So, a cannibal comes across another cannibal just finishing eating a shepherd from the village.
"Damn," he says, "you didn't even wait for me!"
"yeah." the other cannibal says. "I do feel a little sheepish."
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo)
Watch! When the police entered Jussie Smolletts apartment - responding to the #SmollettHoax
The freakin rope still around his neck! What a horrible actor! Lol
https://tinyurl.com/y587jmo4
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 07:51 PM (sy5kK)
The DMV clerk reads AoS, but won't admit it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (AZxMX)
What does this have to do with centralizing the economy and increasing government control.
Yeah, yeah the left is insane and they want to destroy everything but are there no old fashioned leftists to cry bullshit? Not even one?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (JgA4k)
A friend of mine says that one big advantage for Trump this election is that the Olympics are happening just months before it.
I've been saying this for a while now. And as hard as the press will try to ignore it to protect whoever the donk candidate is, Trump will just shove it down their throats anyways.
I don't know about you bigots, but I for one am cheering for a tranny sweep of the Women's events.
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (kVT3g)
Part of the problem with Houston traffic is always having to swerve to avoid the bodies of the transgender suicides.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (Wx/+I)
I'm fine being "transphobic"
A) get the fuck out with your made up words
B) you have a fucking mental illness and you don't cure cancer by calling it anything other then cancer
C) I don't have to accept your shitty little world view where you're important, you're a useless fucking roach shitting on all the food
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (k81AA)
Grrrr, clappy hands!
Both are stupid, but the typing the same thing repeatedly, particularly when it's declaring an opinion is fact, is something toddlers do, FFS.
Grow up.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (bDqIh)
At first I thought she was some porn both that had gotten into the system but apparently she's just an SJW.
Sigh...they cannot leave us alone.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (WdocV)
Sounds kind of stodgy.
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (cr7Uf)
I mean the part where for the first time, normal Americans see obviously biological men beating the shit out of actual women in sports.
Just as (historically) rural Democrats have been able to disassociate themselves from the actions of the national party and big city Democrats (we don't do that here), Americans will watch the Olympics and say, well, that's just them.
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (Gqta/)
It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to. I give it a 7
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
Put the lime in the coconut.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (yPxXc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (jXrK7)
Any randomly selected one of these gender-fucked up LGBTQWERTYFUCKYOUDADDYIAMTOOSPECIALISTAS is a hard core totalitarian, who, given time and resources would kill every single one of you that did not agree with them.
Psychotic dictators are not new.
It's just that Western Civilization labeled them "leftist" and forced them into the basement.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (LL1Be)
ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)
Can't remember which browser I was using at one time but I had to hit return 3 times to get one line between paragraphs.
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 07:49 PM (AZxMX)
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That's because Weasel already has it.
Not really. I love that you tried for it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (aXucN)
"Damn," he says, "you didn't even wait for me!"
"yeah." the other cannibal says. "I do feel a little sheepish."
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo)
I forgot to be triggered by that totally insensitive joke because I was laughing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (8lGpb)
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Personally I can't wait to watch some hot, sweaty transwomen bring home the gold for America in beach volleyball. It is all about the patriotism and honestly not those sweet sweet thongs.
Wait I got distracted there what were we talking about?
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Jarrod at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (3m0VI)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WCfRV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (t6MX/)
Which is worse?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (JgA4k)
ace why do my posts on this site omit my paragraphing?
This is fucking annoying as shit.
Im using firefox fully updated
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)
Can't remember which browser I was using at one time but I had to hit return 3 times to get one line between paragraphs.
...
Sorry, but I have no idea. I have to answer like a union worker on this: "What do I know, I just work here."
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Punchinello at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (zOrpp)
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (kVT3g)
It sure would be nice if someone asked the Dem candidates if they were ecstatic about it or just thrilled.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2019 07:50 PM (xPl2J)
When you go from asking to be treated decently to demanding that everyone accept your slightest whim as law you tend to lose a certain amount of sympathy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (ocutB)
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (Lwfjs)
Just received the first of multiple to come texts advising me of such.
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (Gqta/)
Sounds kind of stodgy.
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)
Superfreaked.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (jXrK7)
Who in the hell is Jack Lord?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM
Steve McGarret
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
Any old way you choose it
It's got a back beat, you can't lose it
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (UdKB7)
Yup. Scalia predicted it in his dissent in Lawrence v Texas. I wonder when he gets his apology for being right?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (qc+VF)
Show of hands here: how many of you still watch the Olympics? If so you just won the LOLGF medal.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM
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LOL, I misunderstood, but I figured it was good-natured - I'm a pretty repetitive SOB sometimes
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (3hjbs)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today
the man who was almost Captain Kirk
Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (nFwvY)
I don't know about you bigots, but I for one am cheering for a tranny sweep of the Women's events.
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 07:57 PM (kVT3g)
The thing is that the "guys" don't have to chop off their junk, only take some estrogen and similar for a while. The Olympics says they are good to go.
But I do think they are required to douche before competition.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (WdocV)
Now my first thought was, why all three, wouldn't just one imply the others? But then I thought, maybe the really extreme assholes like to mix them up just to force you to keep up the added effort. Like, I'm mugiwara (preferred pronouns: he, them, xylon)
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (kVT3g)
THIS.
EVERY DAMN BIT OF THIS ^^^
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (JgA4k)
And for the hippies, Dr. Bronner's.
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (UdKB7)
Ez (@BestLaidTrans) June 22, 2019
The little snowflake needs to get out of the dress and into a straight jacket
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (JjqW5)
https://tinyurl.com/y587jmo4
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 07:56 PM (cF8AT)
And he wanted a raise?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (t6MX/)
Yup.
Particularly women's soccer.
The Iranian women's team has had many male players hiding under the team's uniform hijab. I hope Iran sends out a team that is 100% male and they kick the US women's soccer team's ass.
Oops, no worrying about whether you'll sing along to the US national anthem from the podium or have to decline Trump's invitation to the WH, you guys!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (bDqIh)
It's very rarely an ethical option. It's also very rarely an ineffective option.
I had to put up with pronoun bingo a number of years ago before this was really on the national radar. Never again. I'm all for people living their lives how they want to live them, but that stops short of "I want to live my life by being a shrill, insufferable cunt in as many obnoxious ways as possible, and attempt to attach legal and societal consequences to not playing calvinball with me".
Yeah, no. Get fucked. Into the sun rocket you go.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WCfRV
He was an actor, played McGarret on Hawaii Five-O
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (ocutB)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today
He played Felix Leiter in Dr. No
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (JjqW5)
I dunno. I'd sure hate to culturally appropriate (what I've been
assured is a sin of the highest order). Puttin' on airs and pretending I
suffer from mental illness seems wrong.
Posted by: Jarrod at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (3m0VI)
I like that.
"I would never assume to appropriate your mental illness."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:01 PM (y7DUB)
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I may tune into the trans events so I can point and laugh.
But, then again, I remember the East German "woman" competing in the Olympics and think, maybe not.
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (WEBkv)
A guy in a dress is still a guy. A female with tits growing a beard is still a female.
I once saw a calf with two heads- no one started a movement for that poor bastard.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (asmhK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (3hjbs)
That'll only happen if we give in to the psychos. Fuck their "feelz," I'm not aiding and abetting their mental illness.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (HaL55)
Who in the hell is Jack Lord?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM
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Security, check this guy's ID.
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (Gqta/)
Right now I have to use three different browsers to access sites I need to contact.
Once you tweak it enough PaleMoon works for AoS, but I no longer think I have any protective shields in place, so I expect a big hamster feed bill to show any day now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 07:58 PM (jXrK7)
that's rapey dolphin.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WCfRV)
You...my lawn...off it.
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (cF8AT)
Some Brit, starts with an M, said this eloquently, can't remember his name .
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (jg9de)
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (Gqta/)
For sure he doesn't have a man-card!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
And the Olympic committee says "Yes, please!" to biological men competing in women's sports.
But everyone else gets piss tests for drugs. That sounds fair.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (PbpT7)
This week, the "drag queen reads to kids" show came to my sh!thole city for the first (?) time. (At the library; _always_ at the libraries.) So a few more "normal" liberals may have noticed. Libs are brainwashed NOT to notice things, remember.
This tranny sh!t spread thru the culture breathtakingly fast. What's next?
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (oVJmc)
'"
Have fun with your databases h8ters!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 24, 2019 08:02 PM (WdocV)
mine are '); DROP TABLE pronouns;--
Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)
Woke Companies: Damn straight....err..we mean that's right
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (JjqW5)
So do trannies have a g-spot?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (JgA4k)
Yes, but its just put on with a magic marker.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today
He played Felix Leiter in Dr. No
Posted by: TheQuietMan
"People I've known in addition to your mother for 500, Trebek"
Posted by: Sean Connery at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well, you could pray to the Lord that he give it to you...
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (32YRo)
Destination pedophilia, human sacrifices, and death cults. Babylon on the Potomac.
Posted by: Simplemind at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (asmhK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, some kinda punk at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (lLeln)
THIS.
EVERY DAMN BIT OF THIS ^^^
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:03 PM (LL1Be)
It's none of the government's business if people want to dress children up as sex objects of the opposite sex and take them to pride parades because the kids are on the level of handling their kink.
Posted by: Erick "2 dozen glazed" Erickson at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (WCfRV)
i mean, i'll have a thread up, of course. there won't be an embedded third-party liveblog widget.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: Senior Bus Rebel Squad, ACTIVATE! at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (0DpH3)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (32YRo)
Connoisseur of fine snark and proud member of the AOSHQ Horde since 2004. USMC grunt, sergeant of Marines 85-91. Oh, and apparently a H8er. Pronoun: Sir
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, My Pronoun is Eat Me at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: DaveA at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)
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Bazinga. You have every right to be a gross freak and I can't stop you. I have every right to ignore your stupid freaky bullshit and call you weird. A weird dude. And you can't stop me.
America - get used to it, or get fucked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (3hjbs)
i mean, i'll have a thread up, of course. there won't be an embedded third-party liveblog widget.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)
Yeah, I've always assumed that failed because of the sheer number of morons. You get the point, though -- we'd all kind of like to tune in to the sh!tfest, but it takes a lot of stamina to wade through that much bullsh!t. The more grounding in reality from morons, the better.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (mk9aG)
I'm imagining William Shatner on Hawaii 5-0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)
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They did that, only it was called, "T. J. Hooker."
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (Wx/+I)
https://tinyurl.com/y2wfbfvf
Somebody get James Taylor on the phone, stat!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (PxX58)
Now my first thought was, why all three, wouldn't just one imply the others? But then I thought, maybe the really extreme assholes like to mix them up just to force you to keep up the added effort. Like, I'm mugiwara (preferred pronouns: he, them, xylon)
HEY! YOU!
Yeah, YOU!
No, not YOU!
YOU!
*points finger*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg's way of telling them to LOLGF at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (sy5kK)
REMEMBER when Kirk called Nimoy SPOCK-O?
Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (nFwvY)
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The people in the emails assured us it was a conspiracy theory when we asked that one time in passing!
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 07:55 PM (Lwfjs) "
The more time that passes, with all that keeps on being revealed, makes me believe that the very worst stories about Comet Pizza are only the New York tip of a nation or world wide iceberg.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (jg9de)
put your pronouns in my pants
put your pronouns in my pants
put your pronouns in my pants
put your pronouns in my pants
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Erick at June 24, 2019 08:10 PM (WCfRV)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)
Who would win, the East German women's swim team in the 60's or the tranny's of today?
Posted by: dartist
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Erich Honecker: I have a dastardly plan.
American trannies: Hold my beer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 08:11 PM (fuB/u)
https://tinyurl.com/y2wfbfvf
Somebody get James Taylor on the phone, stat!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (PxX5
Or the Iranian representative, F'n John Kerry.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:11 PM (sy5kK)
Put then how can we complain that are comments aren't showing up?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:11 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 07:59 PM (WCfRV)
Welcome, young person, welcome. Enjoy this special place. Give it some time, we've developed some idiosyncratic ways of talking about things, but there is no better place I know of on the Web.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (ed8K1)
Destination pedophilia, human sacrifices, and death cults. Babylon on the Potomac.
Posted by: Simplemind at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (ZuGkg)
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Sports Illustrated's bikini issue will be ground breaking.
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:04 PM (WEBkv)
I remember the Rooski basketball team beating the US team after multiple do-overs until they got the result they wanted. I paced around my apartment like a lunatic saying "this is fucked up; somebody has to make it right". And of course nobody did.
Later in those "games" the PLO kidnapped Israeli athletes who were all killed in a botched kraut rescue attempt. Fuckface IOC President Avery Brundage said the games must go on. Not for me. Ever.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 24, 2019 08:06 PM (ZuGkg)
you say that like its a bad thing.
Posted by: Aztecs at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)
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Your fur-lined Crocs are interfering with the signal Pixy is beaming from Australia. Moose out front told me.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (aXucN)
The more time that passes, with all that keeps on being revealed, makes me believe that the very worst stories about Comet Pizza are only the New York tip of a nation or world wide iceberg.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365
Why not? We're finding that Malachi Martin was more right about the Vatican than we thought.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (Wx/+I)
party of science. It is to laugh.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)
I think I'll make that my pronoun 'third-party liveblog widget'....brb
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Literally Hitler at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (qoxBP)
Donald John Trump, that's who. Oughtta be hilarious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (3hjbs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365
Why not? We're finding that Malachi Martin was more right about the Vatican than we thought.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (Wx/+I)
Huh. I'd always wondered what that minor prophet's last name was.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (NWiLs)
The more time that passes, with all that keeps on being revealed, makes me believe that the very worst stories about Comet Pizza are only the New York tip of a nation or world wide iceberg.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:09 PM (jg9de)
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Some moron pointed out the other day that Joe Biden wears a bracelet with a pizza slice charm on it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (Lwfjs)
My pronoun is "The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the
Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!," thank you very much.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)
LMAO. Ok, on that note later.
Posted by: Aztecs at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 24, 2019 08:07 PM (JgA4k)
New Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, lesbian extraordinaire and Grady from Sandford and Son look alike, wants Chicago Police to call people by their preferred pronouns when they pull them over or stop them.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (JjqW5)
The Olympics, for me, ended when Katarina Witt retired. Not sarcasm.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: rickl
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No way has that happened. It has yet to be OBLIGATORY:
on social media
in corporate hiring processes
on all government IDs
You think the SJWs will stop at simpering requests?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 07:44 PM (fuB/u)
You know how a woman that is trying to kill her unborn child is to be protected from going to some "back alley abortionist"? The trans have no clue that they are soon to be going back to back alley ass-kickings and unplanned dirt naps.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)
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*head tilt*
*eye squint*
"Book. Him."
Danno.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (asmhK)
As someone with a name that is often misconstrued as the opposite sex (not gender, which only applies to words, SJW dimwits!) , this is not really a bad thing. But because it arises from the fetid swamps of tranny SJW-dom, I'll be taking a pass.
Posted by: imp at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (uKiy5)
You Morons might complain but without NPR importing British murder mysteries I might never have heard the term "budgie smugglers".
Posted by: DaveA at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (y7DUB)
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If I remember correctly, no one on the American team accepted their silver medal and those medals are still being kept somewhere.
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: John F'N Kerry what served in Vietnam at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (icI8A)
Story says half a ton of TATP. That's not likely. Too sensitive to transport. No need to transport precursors either, since easily available locally everywhere.
If story true, I look forward to watching France get tough with Iran, and with the hordes of invaders in their banlieue hell holes. .... HaHaHa, like that will ever happen!
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Erick "2 dozen glazed" Erickson at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (WCfRV)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (m79Dg)
Practice with said ammo.
Have no compunction about putting fucking bullets into our enemy.
When the time comes, put lots of fucking bullets into our enemies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:11 PM (PxX5
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We will find a way. We always find a way.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 08:15 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (WEBkv)
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Damn. That's dandy. Did they say how they were able to figure it out? I thought they weren't allowed to break seals on Diplomatic pouches.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (3hjbs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (30k51)
Marth MacCallum had a drag queen supporter and three women who made a video of a drag queen in a library but I'm not sure if it was the same one as reported at Instapundit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (WEBkv)
Without looking it up, I'd say your memory is accurate.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (6qErC)
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We can pretend we're reading Hotair.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (1g7ch)
My fear of Transexuals, and what they are doing to this Nation is not baseless.
So F you.
You do not get to dictate my speech. Who do you think you are? Facebook or Google or something?
Geezzzz
Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (LxTcq)
It is never going back to the way it was. You know that, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 07:43 PM (bkUtD)
Oh, it will. One way or another. It won't be pretty when it happens, though.
Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Aztecs at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (8lGpb)
But you can call me 3.14159265358979323 <deep breath>
846264338327950288419 . . .
Please don't leave off the 88419. It is very important to me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (t6MX/)
da-da-da-da-DAA-DAA
da-da-da-da-DAA
da-da-da-da-DAA-DAA
da-da-da-da-DAA!
DAA-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DAA
DAA-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
DAA-DAA-da-da-da-da-DAA!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: John F'N Kerry what served in Vietnam at June 24, 2019 08:14 PM (EgshT)
I truly hate these reminders of how bad things had gotten, pre-Trump. I hope he came in time.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (30k51)
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Kill the Olympics with this one weird trick.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (NWiLs)
There is nothing the government should do to stop the momentum of psychopath billionaires who want access and control to your children to pay off the millionares who work under them.
Posted by: Erick at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (WCfRV)
Fortunately, we were eating my delicious crab cakes for dinner and they calmed him down. A bit.
Then I read him the topic of this thread, and he lost it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Fm81C)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:13 PM (Lwfjs)
Obama gave it to him for his birthday one year. I think it was after the $60,000 "hotdog" party.
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (kVT3g)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:12 PM (y7DUB)
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Palestinians were hijacking planes at that time.
H. Cosell wrote of one where America was called to assist Germany. The American's were astonished at the indecisive and timid Germans.
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Captain Hate
that was disgusting. subsequently letting the Palestinians send a team was just as bad. they should have been banned for a century. haven't watched in decades.
Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (nFwvY)
France is announcing today that they caught Iran last year trying to
smuggle a half ton of explosives into France in diplomatic packages.
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Damn. That's dandy. Did they say how they were able to figure it
out? I thought they weren't allowed to break seals on Diplomatic
pouches.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (3hjbs)
How big are those pouches?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: random kangaroo at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ufFY8)
I don't give a shit what you think- Do your job.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (asmhK)
Especially the painted on swimsuit addition.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Eric Seallowswell at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (tIcWb)
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
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I guess I only exist on this earth to make You feel comfortable, who knew?
Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)
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So you're saying the men might not be able to get pregnant?
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at June 24, 2019 08:20 PM (Lwfjs)
Whenever I read an unsplit infinitive, it restores my faith in the future. So rare and refreshing.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:20 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Hammurabi at June 24, 2019 08:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2019 08:20 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (kVT3g)
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Man... what a haul!
Posted by: Chris "Wieners" Hayes at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (3hjbs)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (ed8K1)
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Damn. That's dandy. Did they say how they were able to figure it
out? I thought they weren't allowed to break seals on Diplomatic
pouches.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:16 PM (3hjbs)
How big are those pouches?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: random kangaroo at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ufFY
Clearly a Metric Fuckton.
Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Other than Tucker, Hannity and Ingraham, the Fox line up tries to pretend there is no truth, its all, "he said, she said", who knows? We just report complete BS from the left, we're not here to call them out on it! News is not dumb shit that lefties tell you as their talking points, Martha, you can tell them that its all complete dumbassery.
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (32YRo)
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this is the oddest thing to me.
So anything I care about if others aren't with me on it they shouldn't be 'here'?
Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (r/xAU)
WHy does there need to be story time for tweens and teens?
If you're referring to the PJMedia post on the 3 Seattle moms, that sh#t is disturbing. They are coming our kids, they are doing everything they can to recruit them.
This isn't about tolerance at all.
They want us to participate, and for some, the forced part seems to make it more fun.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Fm81C) "
An upside at last !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (jg9de)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 08:21 PM (6qErC)
My fear of Transexuals, and what they are doing to this Nation is not baseless.
And I would add: you do not want to dig too deep into what I REALLY think about you and your deranged cohort.
Cut your dick off and buy dresses - go for it. But fuck you every single time you try to control me.
Freak.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:22 PM (LL1Be)
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When I was a youngster, I tried to wash my cat in a deep cast iron sink.
He crawled up the cast iron sink and was gone.
Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2019 08:22 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:22 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (nFwvY)
There are other kinds of bans
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (Gqta/)
Why do they need story time for Tweens and Teens?
Because they can't F'n READ!
Thankyou public edumacation!
Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (gC2IV)
If you're so fragile that someone not listing their pronoun triggers you, you are beyond help. You are unfixable. Sorry, we cannot bubble wrap the entire planet for you.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (icI8A)
I don't think it got enough coverage here.
Jane made crab Cakes! Partay at Jane's house!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (gC2IV)
Sadly, I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
In informal situations.
"Your Grand White Supremacy", with capitalization, in formal situations.
I mean, if I'm going to be accused of it regardless, I might as well milk it for what it's worth.
Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (aKsyK)
They were bubble-warped from infancy so....
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (30k51)
Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)
That many?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:24 PM (JjqW5)
Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)
What did he expect? Why would Colombians care about him?
Ooh, Columbia. That's different.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
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obviously only for you.
Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Miklos, from 8th grade biology at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Don Q at June 24, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
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It's funny. Twitter is trying to argue it can ban users because no one can "force speech" (i.e., what the Twits write) from it.
So are they a publisher? Heck, no. They want to call themselves platforms--except they want to call the content their "speech".
Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (DuZls)
(x
Repeat things 10 times in a row. It doesn't make you sound insane or retarded.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Maybe he's just stressed?
Posted by: Adrian Belew at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (asmhK)
-- sure fire way to make friends.
Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (r/xAU)
Marth MacCallum had a drag queen supporter and three women who made a
video of a drag queen in a library but I'm not sure if it was the same
one as reported at Instapundit.
Whipped his shorts off down to a thong and rolled around some. I'd be in jail shorter than the time it took to gt my kids out of there.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: blake - Call me by my preferred Pronoun: Blake the Deplorable at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (ed8K1)
Especially the painted on swimsuit addition.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM (K22Va)
They're going with an elephant theme.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Fm81C) "
File under "No Shit Sherlock" since the purpose of puberty is to gear up the procreation master blaster machinery. Wait until the other unpleasant side effects come out. It might be time to take a second look at public hangings.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (y7DUB)
Didn't accept EBT. Or give away tote bags.
Posted by: Miklos, from quite near Columbia at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
*2-second fart noise in B-flat*
*First 4 bars of "Flight of the Bumblebee" on an out-of-tune kazoo*
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life.
Posted by: No, you can't abbreviate them. at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (4tV+0)
Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)
Most Southern blacks (the church going ones) aren't fond of gays. My husband's "office wife/administrator" voted for Barry, but when he came out in favor of gay marriage she didn't vote for his reelection. I'm not sure about the BLM ones.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (30k51)
I hear the softshell ones are kinda touchy!
Misgendering them makes 'em blue.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (bDqIh)
Wonder what Pete's pronouns are.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)
What did he expect? Why would Colombians care about him?
Ooh, Columbia. That's different.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (JgA4k)
WTF is that ghey pipsqueakhole doing in a South American country?
Oh. With a "u".
Never mind.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (Wx/+I)
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LOL!
This is the perfect response to "BestLaidTrans." I hope someone does just that. Btw, that's quite a name...
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
So, every gay in South Carolina then...
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (32YRo)
Barely scraped enough together for a 15 passenger van.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (MVjcR)
'They' will simply embargo those specific events or obvious examples of it. They'll at least do a pretty good job of it. We'll see. Of course, the Qwerty Crowd will loose their shit over that so it should be popcorn-worthy either way.
Posted by: Passing Commenter at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (4fmLd)
Sadly, I don't know how the crabs identified themselves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Edible?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 08:25 PM (8AONa)
I do make a damned good crab cake. Nice, fresh lump crab.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
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I guess I only exist on this earth to make You feel comfortable, who knew?
Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:19 PM
This, in a nutshell. The public librarians, some fellow teachers, and I are waiting for this insanity to come in adult form. We already have a Gay-Straight Alliance Club that most of us choose to ignore.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (/+bwe)
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (t6MX/)
She looks great, of course, but I mourn the loss of her natural face. I think she had some work done, and I am sick of looking at stretched masks instead of human faces.
Yes, I've seen pictures of Biden recently. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey 2.0 at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/
1143169428017860608
Good replies including from gays tired of it and pedos too.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
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I don't know who all was there in Columbia, but I'm on my local radio station's email. I get daily news blasts from them, and today's informed me that 1000s and 1000s came out to see the D candidates.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (JoUsr)
teens at her library, where they had bowls of condoms and lube, and
things the mom said she didn't recognize.
I'm old enough to remember when there was a law called "contributing to the delinquency of minors." I wonder what happened to that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (HaL55)
Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
Thank you for yanking the thread back to reality. She sure has mastered her craft.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: dartist
They're going with an elephant theme.
Posted by: Insomniac
Hey, why did we get an anteater and a pig?
Posted by: two hormone-resistant trannies at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (P1f+c)
Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:27 PM (t6MX/)
I'm surprised that woke SI still has her. Haven't they gone all whales and trannies yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (JjqW5)
Posted by: dantesed at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (88xKn)
I am the son of Maltese immigrants!
I'm tough enough to ride in a tank, just get me one and I'll show ya!
If Francisco Carranza-Ramirez double rapes my husband, I'll install a revolving door on my house!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (3hjbs)
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (1T0t0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (ykYG2)
Yes, I've seen pictures of Biden recently. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (ed8K1)
It's an identity thing among elites. If your face isn't toxed, your boobs of silicon, or you hair ajar - you're one of them
Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (Gqta/)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (j5RRD)
Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Toni at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (SbURa)
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LOL.
There is no Republican primary.
There is no Democrat nominee yet.
There are no stakes in this campaign for Trump's voters yet.
And he drew 100,000 people to Orlando. The Dems have to be scared shitless.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (3hjbs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Getting good backfin meat is 90% of success. Mother Hate was a truly wretched cook except for spaghetti sauce from scratch (I never figured that out) and crab cakes. She'd go to the market at Annapolis for that and would painstakingly make sure there was no shell in it. They were so good the seafood hating Mrs Hate developed a discerning taste for them (the ones in Ohio shouldn't even try).
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (y7DUB)
*one finger salute*
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (dm05u)
*******
Police Release HUNDREDS of Files, 70 Hrs of Video Footage from Smollett Case - Dan Bongino
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (al2Cf)
Spontaneity has its Time and its Space.
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (IIOyJ)
What did the mouse say while it was fucking the elephant?
"Suffer, bitch."
So there it is. I'm the 'Suffer, Bitch.' gender.
Posted by: Thesgm at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (zRF7d)
Oh, snowflake. All you've experienced is dislike. Keep pushing, and you'll learn what oppression is.
Posted by: Luke at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (LcCGY)
That is all.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (IX9OU)
I mean, are we prepared for a man to beat the shit out of a woman in judo and take home a gold medal?
And are the media prepared to say nothing about it? pretend it is normal? Feminists? Are you ready for this shit, because it is so going down.
in 1988 Florence Griffith Joiner set a 100 meter dash record. Her result, never bested, is a ho-hum time for a male athlete.Lots of guys can break that record, and routinely do.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (VPvxh)
Simple. Trans people can pick whatever their genes say, or Open. They'll get crushed either way.
Naturally the men will destroy everyone on in the open category, and eventually we'll realize it is a fucking waste of time and have just 2 categories.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
"So, there's a chance?" - Damp Sponge
Posted by: Boswell at June 24, 2019 09:19 PM (32YRo)
Hey look, I just defined a Liberal.
Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (kE1pw)
But if you insist, these are my pronouns:
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves.
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 24, 2019 09:54 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Denny Crane at June 24, 2019 09:56 PM (NvDtd)
I don't care to list my pronouns, because, you know what? If you heard or read my name, you'd find it a darned safe guess what gender I belong to. If you saw me - well, I might not bowl you over with my overwhelming manliness, but I've never yet been mistaken for anything but what I am. And if I were? I'd be a little amused, and I'd gently correct the person.
And it occurs to me that of all the people I know who list pronouns in their signature block, not one could be mistaken by a sane person for anything but what they are. All of them women, with names I've only ever seen on a woman, of obviously feminine appearance.
I know they're trying to be nice, but it grates every time. Because the charade says, It's not enough to treat these people with dignity and respect, and sympathy for what has to be a tougher road in life than mine. No. I'm supposed to pretend that you can't tell and shouldn't guess for the huge majority of us, when actually, you can. I'm supposed to teach my young kids that some boys can get pregnant and some girls have penises.
And if I don't toe the ever-changing line, I'm contributing to the oppression. Well, guess what, Ez: If I'm the worst oppression you ever face, I think you might just come through OK.
Ez isn't asking for help making tough lives easier; Ez is making demands, and taking notes on who obeys and who doesn't.
Posted by: JPS at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (UgdG5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 25, 2019 01:20 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mikey at June 25, 2019 07:36 AM (HAWZY)
Posted by: aelfheld at June 25, 2019 11:21 AM (IxDhF)
Bad Decision #1: Thought I'd take a relaxing drive to Hilton Head Island and just screw around. During High Tour-on Season.
Bad Decision #2: Have two shots of vodka after dinner with my husband, after he claimed to have an earache, the likes of which my toddler son would have been okay with hot compresses against his ear.
I told my husband, should I die from a stroke from caring for him when he forgets to take care of himself, I hope he has another wife lined up to babysit his ass.
/exhausted rant
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)