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In Venezuela, AKA Future America, People Are Digging Up Bodies to Mine Them for... Riches
The developmentally challenged Ocasio-Cortez will call this Crade-to-Grave Recycling.
Even the dead aren’t safe in Maracaibo, a sweltering, suffering city in Venezuela. Thieves have broken into some of the vaults and coffins in El Cuadrado cemetery since late last year, stealing ornaments and sometimes items from corpses as the country sinks to new depths of deprivation. "Starting eight months ago, they even took the gold teeth of the dead," said Jose Antonio Ferrer, who is in charge of the cemetery, where a prominent doctor, a university director and other local luminaries are buried. ... Ferrer, the man in charge of El Cuadrado cemetery, took over the job from his father after he died, His father, in turn, had inherited the post from his father. The cemetery was founded nearly two centuries ago. Daily burials used to happen until late afternoon, Ferrer said. But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.More scenes from our exciting socialist future at the link.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (r6yPR)
Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (r6yPR)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 07:25 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sy5kK)
It's not like they were using them.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: David Fwench at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (aKsyK)
Food?
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (1XAal)
Ace didn't include the Bring Out Yer Dead clip with this poat?
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (5TrFX)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
If they get their own Franco or Pinochet, then can do it in a few decades.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (Wx/+I)
He wouldn't shut up about how great Venezuela was for years and then.......silence.
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (rpZ5G)
Posted by: Mustafa Mons at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (mOcZx)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)
We must crush them and salt the earth where they stood. No other way out.
I hate the dims.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (QCjzR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (OX6sG)
So, grave robbers in Venezuela don't wake up until after noon?
Those lazy little bastards.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Miklos at leisure at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp8mAcEHWzI
(On a MUCH more serious note, in response to #19: look at countries that experienced such man-made trauma. Is there a country you can think of in that category that becomes normal and healthy again? I can only think of Poland but it had such a powerful civil society that it made that tormented country extraordinarily resilient.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (mEn6y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: David Fwench at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (e0nNm)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bernie, at one of his dachas at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)
developed some of the stuff he was working on, like calculus and that it
had just been lost.
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I've just started learning about that. Crazy jealous and secretive,
but convinced other people centuries had already come up with his work.
Also interesting that he likely spent much more time trying to
interpret signs and numerology in Revelations than gravity, light, etc.
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk?
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I saw a documentary about English housing throughout the centuries and at a house that was originally built for Newton they later found a sort of 17th-18th century voodoo doll meant to scare off evil spirits that was the sort of thing that the homeowner placed and not, say, a scullery-maid. Alchemist too besides heretic.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (nDe2U)
Someone really should've asked Danny Glover about this today during his "expert" (?) testimony on reparations.
He wouldn't shut up about how great Venezuela was for years and then.......silence.
Posted by: Ktgreat
He'd no doubt blame their problems on the CIA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Senor Thenardiez at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (ZnyQL)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (boaxk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
Soja Verde
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Owen Zastava Pitt at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (0DpH3)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
There's plenty of food to be had on the markets of color. It's just ungodly expensive.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (mOcZx)
He'd no doubt blame their problems on the CIA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)
I have been told that the US cannot tolerate a successful socialist nation, so we destroyed Venezuela.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (Wx/+I)
Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)
there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)
But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (Lg/Uq)
Do they, like, have a race inside the cemeteries that day to see who can come back with the most gold teeth?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Owen Zastava Pitt at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (0DpH3)
I'll say.
Posted by: Rick O'connel at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)
.......
apparently dead people. And rappers.
*eyes cemetery*
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (yL25O)
This is straight out of the first chapter of A Tale of Two Cities. It's good of socialists to bring back the classics.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (h2Bdk)
Seems like if that were the case, a whole lotta people would be overrunning those places like zombies in the apocalypse
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (e0nNm)
Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)
It's not real socialism. It never is.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (h2Bdk)
And that my friends is why all the demosocialists are for taking guns away from legal, law abiding citizens.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (pw+jk)
el solyento greeno.
He's my favorite BiL, BTW.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)
....
What if I told you they're not only $300, but weigh 175 pounds?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mr. Sardonicus at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (AtaaG)
but convinced other people centuries had already come up with his work.
Also interesting that he likely spent much more time trying to
interpret signs and numerology in Revelations than gravity, light, etc.
Absolutely fascinating stuff to read about. He was a real prick and a nutball, but of course he did great work. Imagine if he hadn't been a loonytune about "the ancients"---I forget the word used for that dead philosophy, the one where they thought the 'ancients' knew all things.
I never did completely understand why Voltaire went balls to the wall to protect his work over Leibnez's but I think it was becasue Leibnez was more convinced of the existence of God as creator of the universe ad Voltaire was being Voltaire.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (nRWPy)
Do they, like, have a race inside the cemeteries that day to see who can come back with the most gold teeth?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)
Isn't that just in Mexico?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
..........
Gatos y perros?
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (6yUhx)
Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (EgshT)
There's no need for such a cooler for a day at the beach, or fishing on your favorite pond. Their value is with outfitters who spend days and even weeks in the woods, like for elk hunting, or week-long river trips, that kind of thing. They truly do keep your provisions cold or frozen for that long, and it's worth the money in those situations.
Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (FiUMj)
Those teeth were out of that mouth before the body ever hit a casket.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (AtaaG)
Silver has hit an all time high! The stock market is at its peak! Don't get caught in the crash! Gold is a bargain!
Posted by: Guy with a bucket of gold teeth at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Any Dem Candidate at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Manuel Labor at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)
there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.
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yeah, another asshole company on the enemies list
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)
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Economy is all about scarcity. Resources are subject to scarcity. When corpses become a resource, their dynamics don't diverge that far from money.
The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.
Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)
Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)
Yes.
Posted by: Guy with a bucket of gold teeth at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)
Give 'em a few months.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mr. Sardonicus at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (nRWPy)
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In Russia, we stripped them *before* the mass graves.
Soviet know-how!
Posted by: Joseph Stalin at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: $1200 Versace T-Shirt at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (FiUMj)
My buddy has one of the monster units. We take it tuna fishing cause it holds a lot of fish and keeps it cold.
We also take it to the Keys and set it up next to the pool. Thing will hold ice and keep drinks cold for 3 days in the blazing sun.
Expensive but they do work.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (6yUhx)
Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela
So, should I short dead people? Or go long on that investment - asking for a comrade...
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (e0nNm)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Shep! at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (6yUhx)
the pool. Thing will hold ice and keep drinks cold for 3 days in the
blazing sun.
Expensive but they do work.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (PxX5
gees. how long does it take you guys to drink whats in there?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (OX6sG)
Wealth redistribootion.
Posted by: HBO Crypt Keeper at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today
They're sexy and they help you dig. Just remember to take a power washer to the nethers after a night of "treasure hunting".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mOcZx)
Week two: you eat your dog raw, because you've run out of fuel
Posted by: annem at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (Fm81C)
*******
Gives the concrete a chance to set up before dark?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)
Could be raining.
Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM
Threadwinner.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (6yUhx)
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Seconded.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (yL25O)
Steely Dan's Your Gold Teeth II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOjv-VVxAY
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela
Depends on the stage of decomposition, I suppose.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (6yUhx)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)
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I know!
Posted by: Elton John at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (PUmDY)
People who complain about $300 coolers probably also complain about $25,000 ostrich suits.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)
Now thats just ridiculous. Its fucking ostrich. can't put a price on that baby.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)
Love this 'ette.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)
I know a place where you can rent one of those for 20 bucks a day. A furry told me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xPJvm)
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Alienology!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (Dh1wo)
When there were flat screen tv's to confiscate.
At which point, stores stopped carrying them for some reason.
Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (pI/IV)
I have written often Venezuela deserves all they can get from their socialism government. Watch what you vote for.
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (BbGew)
*******
Gives the concrete a chance to set up before dark?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mvenn)
....
If they just use slaked lime, it has the fun side effect of being scalding hot before it sets. They could work all day then, and the corpse would be nice and warm all evening.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (OX6sG)
It's not real socialism. It never is.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (h2Bdk)
Socialism would work fine if not for all those capitalist wreckers and saboteurs.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)
Venezuela isnt there yet, I guess. Soon.
Posted by: Revenant at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (bD2Jh)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (PxX58)
Week two: you eat your dog raw, because you've run out of fuel
Posted by: annem at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (Fm81C)
..........
Sooner or later, you run out of other people's dogs.
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (nDe2U)
The dead have an excess of possessions and a shortage of occasions to use them.
Trade.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (DuZls)
I make myself small like a doll.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (5TrFX)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (PxX58)
Last guy dies fat.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (r/xAU)
I offered my opinion about his understanding of how socialism has to work.
But it just occurred to me that libs always argue that it was religion that caused war not the people who ran the countries, cults, tribes that went to war.
So which is it? Is it that men are flawed or that specific men are flawed? Because if men are flawed, not just specific men then socialism can't work. If it's only specific men how outrageously coincidental it is that only the bad ones rose to power in nazi germany, cuba, the entire soviet empire, china, laos, cambodia, venezuela.....
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)
He has a face thirsty for fists.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (nDe2U)
Yeah, he's got that "No fucking way is this guy NOT an asshole face."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (AtaaG)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)
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And fuckin' reality!
Posted by: Honest Socialist at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)
Contact My Attorneys, Burke & Hare - a limerick
A vicious grave robber named Walt
Engaged in post-mortem assault
When the authorities came he
Said, "Hey guys, don't blame me.
After all, it isn't my vault!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:51 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (OX6sG)
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*Holds glass under USB port*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Two Guys in the Clown Cemetary at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)
- Bernie Ocasio-Cortez
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (/Njku)
I mean it is possible to be theoretically stupid about something, say believing, like a child, that a man could fly if he just flapped his arms fast enough. I mean, I get being stupid in theory, where all you are doing is sitting around the faculty lounge taking a bong hit.
What is baffling is being stupid in fact. Venezuela is happening now. You can see it. Its not a mystery. People predicted this would happen and it did. they did all the things you want to do, the way you want to do them, and the end result was poverty and ruin. Go. Fly down there and have a look.
Its like AFTER I jumped off a building, flapping my arms furiously, and after I hit the ground, and after I was taken to the hospital, I still believe I can fly if I just flap a little harder....your theory is wrong. tragically, catastrophically wrong. Not just wrong in theory, provably and demonstrably wrong.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: Frito at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (0DpH3)
Posted by: Deez-Nutz at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (r/xAU)
...
Saudi Arabia was at least smart enough to hire people smart enough to do the work for them.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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*Holds glass under USB port*
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I think tequila is a Firewire thing.
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (P1f+c)
I would to be safe. It's not usually a problem but you never know in the summer.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (mvenn)
i'm wondering after reading this if we should do it diy style!
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (r/xAU)
Take myself, for instance, knees, a hip.
Parts is parts.
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (r/xAU)
His limerick a day site is what I open first in the morning while the coffee is brewing. A National treasure he is.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (xPJvm)
Danny Glover, the intellectual powerhouse who proclaimed that the Haitian earthquake so beloved of the Clinton Crime Family was "caused by global climate change"? (He may have said AGW, for all I can recall.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Tattooed hipster chefs everywhere at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (6yUhx)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Two Guys in the Clown Cemetary at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)
...
LOL
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (pNxlR)
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AGW. What can't it do?
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (DuZls)
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you met them, right?
Their racism against other whites makes them assume you're babblin' bout muh jesus n shit when you talk facts.
Plus, jon stewart and co. corrupted 2+ generations of kids, teaching them a smirk is replacement for thinking.
Plus, you add in that tan folks don't have agency, that therefore they're needed to save the world, all mistakes are probably caused by those evil, other white folks.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (nRWPy)
>>i'm wondering after reading this if we should do it diy style!
My ex offered to do it for me but she got all huffy when I insisted she wait till I was dead.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (e0nNm)
I think Margarita De Ville has said that the early elections with Chavez were pretty close and almost half of the people did not vote for him. But they are just as screwed as the ones who did.
From what I've heard, the poor thought Chavez was their savior. They were all like, "Let's stick it to the middle class. Fuck those people." You know, kind of like Obama voters.
This is also a clear illustration of why democracy is not a desirable form of government. 51% can vote to confiscate the wealth of the other 49%.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (gC2IV)
*pours*
hope you like blanco Duke.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)
I want to be encased in a clear plastic block, upright, in a growly pose, like a bear.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: dagny
Well death camps are only as good as the men that run them...
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo)
Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (Dh1wo)
Bob, you drink that you might not see the sunrise!
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (r/xAU)
Willow!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (OX6sG)
I have explained to several liberal friends that the second amendment is not about protecting yourself from criminals, but it is about protecting yourself from a tyrannical government. They seem to understand.
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (Cczdz)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)
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Plus, they covet like hell. They want other people's things. So, of course, it can all work out.
Wishing to fly just doesn't have the same hook.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:51 PM (Dh1wo)
..........
Soylent Green is Spam.
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)
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Sweet!
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)
All they hear is "Gonna get free shit!"
Hell, I even notice that catholics who don't bother to go to church show up for ashes on Ash wednesday, because it's like they're getting a free service. Yeah, dude that smear of burned palm leaves is super valuable. But people will do all kinds of things to get free shit, even if it makes zero sense.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (r/xAU)
Take myself, for instance, knees, a hip.
Parts is parts.
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)
...
Titanium, maybe, and stainless steel. While expensive, I'm not sure how fungible titanium would be in Venezuela.
Fun fact: you have to cast titanium in a vacuum. Cannot be melted in air, or it burns. I'm going to theorize there are exactly zero places in Venezuela that can cast titanium.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (OX9vb)
That I can see. But what percentage of your average sporting goods store crowd is that? Can't be much.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (YTwfq)
Bernie, at one of his dachas
If Da Bern is the Dim nominee, Trump needs to hammer him for him many dachas -- and use just that word -- and yet he claims to be the True Socialist Man.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)
According to the left, it didn't work because you didn't have the right arms.
Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN)
Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)
My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)
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Ralph and his get-rich-quick schemes!
Posted by: Alice at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (DuZls)
182 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)
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Sweet!
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (MVjcR)
ooooh maaaan....I gotta invest in Heidi Acres.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: The Ancient Egyptians at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (HOXd0)
Well, it all starts well. Seriously - many of the early rulers in socialist countries don't see like bad guys. But inevitably the most ruthless rats gain power. And once the biggest rats have dominion, and the government controls everything without limit, that is the end of things.
As soon as you allow for the possibility of unchecked power by any government system, you end up in a disaster.
Socialism - always just one bad apple from the gulag.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: rick
The point is they always do...there are no incentives for them not to. Likewise, Socialism isn't just some bad dudes operating a good system wrongly - there is zero incentive for them to behave morally, every f-ing time.
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)
I want to be encased in a clear plastic block, upright, in a growly pose, like a bear.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)
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Like Gort encased in a block of KL93?
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)
Have you spent much time around the average single female lately?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (YTwfq)
NYT article.....coming soon to a city or state near you.
https://tinyurl.com/y4esp6vt
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (r/xAU)
I mean it is possible to be theoretically stupid about something, say believing, like a child, that a man could fly if he just flapped his arms fast enough. I mean, I get being stupid in theory, where all you are doing is sitting around the faculty lounge taking a bong hit.
What is baffling is being stupid in fact.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)
What you have to realize is people who reject religion tend to embrace it in a different form. The reason leftists have endless excuses for socialism is they're not looking at it in the cold, harsh light of reality. They worship the idea of scientific management the perfectibility of man.
When you compare the reality of capitalism with the utopian vision of socialism, of course reality will always come up a little short.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
as God is my witness I thought hogs remains could fly!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (r/xAU)
...
You've had a lot of bad tequila then.
Resposado and anejo tequilas are heavenly.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: mechanical clay pigeon thrower at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)
I'll mulch you, wiseguy.
*grabs pipe wrench*
Posted by: Moe Howard at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 08:01 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (32YRo)
Ain't nothing worth that kind of eternity.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (VkWRL)
I truly loved my brother.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (AtaaG)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (r/xAU)
...
I think you're right. and lately the military has been trying to run things and just breaking them instead.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (yL25O)
would have been better for the country.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (r/xAU)
I have mentioned this before but when my Brother died he was cremated
and I had his ashes put into the large size firecrackers and shot his
ass into space.
I truly loved my brother.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (AtaaG)
yep. the world needs more guys like that Ben.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (OX6sG)
Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (VPvxh)
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Marx doubled down on historical developments. He even said that he can't say for definite sure that socialism or communism would follow a revolution. But regardless, it would be better than "capitalism" by not being capitalism.
This is one thing a lot of would-be Marxists miss. Marx wasn't just describing a narrow ideal socialism, but his political-historical theory was trying to describe what would or must happen.
It wasn't meant to be tenuous, a hot-house flower, not to breathed on. Marx meant to be a predictor of history.
That's how broken Marxism is. And that's how irrevocably broken it is.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)
Love this 'ette.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)
I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)
Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)
Ok, i laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (dNzKv)
Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)
My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Si.
Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (h2Bdk)
Democrats were the party of Jim Crow.
Democrats fought against the Civil Rights Act, until some were forced to accept it.
These are all demonstrably true.
I'm surprised that at a reparations hearing someone didn't suggest the DNC and Democratic donors, with their billions, offer to pay for the sins of their fathers.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)
That would require foresight, which they seem to lack if history is indicative of anything.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (r/xAU)
Socialism is doing exactly what it was designed to do: destroy functional democracies
Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)
Ok, i laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)
..and I'm assuming Bens brother is too.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (OX6sG)
Just fucking let them fester and rot. Let it keep going. Its tough, I'd love to help them, but rubbing the leftists dog's nose in it every goddamn day seems like the only solution to save the rest of the world.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)
Ok, i laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)
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But you could just limit it to those clumps that smelled like ass.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)
1. I kept refilling it, over and over
2. Drank the rest on the way home.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (JziUy)
This is so simple, even I can do it. Not the wealth thing. I can't spare a dime. But the solution thing. I have those like lint in a Gucci bag.
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Thanks Bob! Ooooh, the good stuff!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (gC2IV)
Fucking right my friend. First world shit.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (OX6sG)
Conversely, have you spent much time around he average single soy boy lately?
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (Cczdz)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Has anybody asked the border patrol whether they use the phrase "concentration camps"?
Because it's supposed to be important whether the FBI uses a word or not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)
If you put a corpse in a Yetti cooler it';s still fresh a week later.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Eros at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)
I've always wondered what Marx himself would think if you brought him in to the present and explained history since his death. Would he embrace capitalism? Would he invent a whole new unworkable ideology?
Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Marcus T
Burgess Owens did.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (mOcZx)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)
Oh boy is this gonna be great!!!!
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (YTwfq)
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right, the powerful commie fucks are like that senator who said "mitt's not president, right?"
they're like "we're still in charge, aren't we?"
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (JziUy)
"Dr. Frankenstein, please pick up the white phone, Dr. F. Frankenstein to the white phone, please..."
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)
It's Fronkensteen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (ncMPR)
That would be pretty damn funny. Especially if it were followed by an offer to send everyone whos asking for reparations a ticket to their homeland.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (e0nNm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)
Pick a tree and prepare to water it.
Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)
Denmark. They have socialist utopia all figured out. Or so we've been told
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (ncMPR)
Getting the ash to powder ratio right was a trick.
Gun Thread topic. How to reload a roman candle.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (AtaaG)
@stevebruskCNN 4 minutes ago
Asked outside a fundraiser in Chevy Chase, Maryland, if he should apologize, Biden said "apologize for what?", adding "Cory should apologize", referring to criticism today from rival Cory Booker.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)
OMG, you, too? My husband has been insisting for years that I promise to encase him in Lucite and set him on the porch.
Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)
Posted by: The Bulwark at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (6eEQ+)
Just fucking let them fester and rot. Let it keep going. Its tough, I'd love to help them, but rubbing the leftists dog's nose in it every goddamn day seems like the only solution to save the rest of the world.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (VPvxh)
Agreed. It's bad enough we've tried to save countries from other countries over the years. Saving people from themselves is an endless and unwelcome (by everyone) chore.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (h2Bdk)
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Some of his stuff is rather simple-minded even for the time he was in.
He revolutionized history to the study that we practice today, but mainly in pursuit of a childish narrative he would push upon the world.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (DuZls)
Enrich the political class while blaming outside forces for the suffering of the masses.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)
Love this 'ette.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)
I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)
Dude, you obviously missed the conversation about a wife's duties and Tiger Woods.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (HvDoD)
OT, but the FBI announced today they arrested a Syrian "refugee" for planning to bomb a Pittsburgh church and shoot responders.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (XlbwU)
Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
Let her. She makes great commercials for Republicans. If they had any brains to use her against the Dems
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)
weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was
still iced on tuesday.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)
Ice refills are heckuva lot cheaper than the super premium price those Yetis and RTICs have.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)
The answer, universally, is shitty government. That is what makes people poor, and the extent of your poverty is directly proportional to the shitiness of your government.
The best is democratic capitalism. When applied it works wonders. Transformational. in a generation you go from poor to rich. Works every fucking time.
An autocratic ruler can do alight if they have capitalism. Say a military junta that allow the free market to flourish.
Socialism doesn't seem to work well, and breeds autocratic rulers like crazy.
Autocratic rulers and socialism = death camps.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (VPvxh)
Your thinking too small, in Zimbabwe everybody is a billionaire!!!
Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (r/xAU)
My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.
LOL, just use a sieve and get fish it out of the ashes, asshole.
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)
Let her. She makes great commercials for Republicans. If they had any brains to use her against the Dems
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)
If.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
He revolutionized history to the study that we practice today, but
mainly in pursuit of a childish narrative he would push upon the world.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (DuZls)
I read some of it years ago and the only conclusion was he was utterly clueless about just about everything
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:13 PM (ncMPR)
Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)
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Love your nic
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)
Dat's a chore for da new guys.
Posted by: Fat Tony Bugliosi at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Has anybody asked the border patrol whether they use the phrase "concentration camps"?
Because it's supposed to be important whether the FBI uses a word or not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)
Concentration camps are where you send boys with ADD
Posted by: National Teachers ASS ociation at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (ncMPR)
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This is yet another instance of the progs ignoring evidence that comes before them. When the US economy declines it has *horrific* effects on the other markets in the world. We are not isolated from them, but more importantly, they are *definitely* not isolated from us.
Some of them want to tank the American economy to grease the slide to socialism, without thinking how it would tank even the most robust semi-socialist economy that they laud.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (DuZls)
People are flying from Angola to Brazil, then traveling North through
Central America and Mexico to get in line for a "concentration camp?"
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/
1141150472688099329
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (Dh1wo)
The difference between capitalism and communism is that in capitalism, anyone can build a better widget and become wealthy and powerful. In communism, the politically connected wield the power of the state to bar entry into the wealthy class.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: National Teachers ASS ociation at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
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The German people had some trouble concentrating. So I built camps.
Posted by: You know who at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)
Probably Pratt & Whitney.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)
1. I kept refilling it, over and over
2. Drank the rest on the way home.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (nRWPy)
Ok, that's better.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)
IF...
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)
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Plunderemployment.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Yes, the traditional Tibetan helicopter burial.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (Mouru)
True. However, there aren't that many ice vending machines 50 miles offshore.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (PxX58)
My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)
One of the few joys of being childless is I don't have children like that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (NtglE)
The only way he and AOC got into an elected position is because people voted for them.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (AtaaG)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (xTFXi)
Yes, ONLY Trump could create Concentration Camps that people are climbing over walls, to get IN.
Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
Also concentration camps:
Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts roughing it for a night (so to speak)
Fans at the World Cup
Tailgate parties at any sporting event
Students in a crowded classroom
An industrial convention
Just so we're clear when adhering to definitions in the Land of Lunatics.
AOC is an idiot. Full stop.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)
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Sometimes funerals bring out the ghouls.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: JAS
did you send him packing with a sore jaw?
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (r/xAU)
What! You don't want to get your fingers dirty?
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (XlbwU)
Joey Biden: That is one sharp cookie. Almost as smart as me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (ncMPR)
JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn
https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
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Crafty. He's saving on boxcars and train fuel.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)
Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (OX9vb)
How would your new boyfriend feel about that?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (YTwfq)
Sure you can. Just fly to Monterrey and start walking north.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
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Crafty. He's saving on boxcars and train fuel.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)
Wait till he gets them to kill themselves
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (ncMPR)
(just in case we ever meet up)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)
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I used to listen to a patriotic, conservative talk radio show host in the SF Bay Area during the 90's named Col. Jeff Metcalf. He used to refer to the Commie, Totalitarian, and Big Government's utopian desire/bribe for votes (BIRM twice) of wanting to take care of everybody from Sperm-To-Worm.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)
>80 get rich in one generation. Singapore, New Zealand, Ireland.
70-80 get rich in 2 generations. U.S. Canada, Japan, Chile, Korea.
50-60 Stay even. Thailand, Peru, Bulgaria, Belgium
>50 get poorer in 2 generations. Russia, Greece, pakistan
Venezuela is at 25. of course that beast at the bottom, North Korea, at 5.8.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (xTFXi)
That I did.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (ncMPR)
It will only work if they pull the gold teeth out of their own mouths first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)
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It's always a good time!
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (MVjcR)
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What you call "shitty government" is the human norm, if we average government throughout history.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)
Danny Glover is performing theater in Congress. They need their minstrels.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)
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Thanks, BH. Put it in my calendar because you never know, plus, it will remind me to get plastered and cry in my beer.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (NtglE)
BTW, The MiL tried to change the non-revokable Trust to leave everything to him. He also said of the Hospice "They starved her to death." I refrained from saying "It was your job to prevent that."
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (I5SAg)
I hope to meet her when I move.but will miss the big shindigs .
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (r/xAU)
I hope to meet her when I move.but will miss the big shindigs .
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (r/xAU)
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Rats. I'd love to meet you!
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:23 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)
Friedman used to say "Pick any spot on the globe, and realize throughout most of history people living in that spot weren't free."
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (h2Bdk)
Low IQ people tend to love socialism, since they can't compete in the free market they want to drag everyone else down, bucket crab style, to their level (fairness). And there's always higher IQ psychopaths willing to promise them the moon in exchange for power.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (mOcZx)
JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn
https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)
Was his hose about 6 inches long?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (qBNEP)
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That's just the friendly, neighborhood Spiderman.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (r/xAU)
True. However, there aren't that many ice vending machines 50 miles offshore.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (PxX5
True. Gives me an idea for an offshore ice delivery app called IceDash. Or maybe UberFreeze. Something like that. Anybody know of a guy with a helicopter?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (r/xAU)
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Well maybe someday. Besides, I'm pretty annoying.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (MVjcR)
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1141484406684581888
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (I5SAg)
Laugh of the day: Swallowswell told the NYT that he has it on good authority the DOJ has sealed indictments naming PDJT. Eric is nutso, completely insane.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (AtaaG)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)
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Thanks, BH. Put it in my calendar because you never know, plus, it will remind me to get plastered and cry in my beer.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (NtglE)
Oh, so you've already been to one I see.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)
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I don't think there is any reason for him to be. His theory was taken up way to late for him to benefit anything by it. And if you take him at his stated intent, he didn't restore dignity to man, so he would probably be one of the "The RIGHT way to do socialism IS" people.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (r/xAU)
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Nah. I suspect you're cool.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (I5SAg)
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And it was a Father's Day gift, so extra cute.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)
Into the turboprop he goes!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (XlbwU)
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I have that on good authority myself.
Posted by: Adam Lion Schiff at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (YTwfq)
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Haha. Actually, that's what I do most weekends (not the crying part though.)
And I was at the last NY/NJ MoMe in Hoboken that CBD hosted.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (NtglE)
*well, almost everyone...
**the best part is that this is democratic socialism finally done "right"***
*** for some values of right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (AtaaG)
Trust me willow, ain't nobody in xer right mind gonna mess with you once they see those bodyguards!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 08:34 PM (AZxMX)
17m
Breaking:: @RepMarkMeadows preparing referral asking IG to investigate FBI and Mueller's handling of Manafort warrants, contacts with media and reliance on suspect black ledger evidence. Just updated this story.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (BqBId)
JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn
https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)
And of course it's in Coward County, part of the crazy SE coast.
Posted by: Marybeth at June 19, 2019 08:43 PM (4pK1/)
Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)
there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)
But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (YTwfq)
Get RTIC instead.
And why pays $300 for a cooler?
Someone who thinks a cooler is worth $300.
The ultimate law of economics remains:
Res quantum valet tantum vendi potest.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (mEn6y)
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What you call "shitty government" is the human norm, if we average government throughout history.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)
This alone is why Canada's call for "peace, order and good government" is so laughable.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 08:45 PM (mEn6y)
Sorry, bro.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 08:59 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 12:36 AM (hhrZn)
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