In Venezuela, AKA Future America, People Are Digging Up Bodies to Mine Them for... Riches

The developmentally challenged Ocasio-Cortez will call this Crade-to-Grave Recycling.

Even the dead arenít safe in Maracaibo, a sweltering, suffering city in Venezuela.

Thieves have broken into some of the vaults and coffins in El Cuadrado cemetery since late last year, stealing ornaments and sometimes items from corpses as the country sinks to new depths of deprivation.

"Starting eight months ago, they even took the gold teeth of the dead," said Jose Antonio Ferrer, who is in charge of the cemetery, where a prominent doctor, a university director and other local luminaries are buried.

...

Ferrer, the man in charge of El Cuadrado cemetery, took over the job from his father after he died, His father, in turn, had inherited the post from his father. The cemetery was founded nearly two centuries ago.

Daily burials used to happen until late afternoon, Ferrer said. But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.

More scenes from our exciting socialist future at the link.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:21 PM




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1 First

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)

2 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)

3 Woo goo!

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)

4 Soylent Green for the win!

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (r6yPR)

5 Cali in four years

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (I5LRE)

6 Future America sounds greatttt.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (JziUy)

7 If my kids were starving, I'd consider robbing the dead too. How about it Bernie? Is socialism still a good thing? Or has it not been tried yet?

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

8 Others fetched

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (r6yPR)

9 You can't take it with you.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

10 Grave robbing has been a traditionally under-served sector of the economy...

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (JziUy)

11 Necrophilia is next.

Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 07:25 PM (htgmn)

12

Could be worse.

Could be raining.

Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (aKsyK)

13 Grave robbing socialist

There said it

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (1XAal)

14 Given the ornate aspect of Catholic Churches, even in poor neighborhoods, I suspect they are not spared from looting.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (ujg0T)

15 /looks around nervously for Cannibal Bob

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (NgKpN)

16 growth industry!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sy5kK)

17 >>Starting eight months ago, they even took the gold teeth of the dead

It's not like they were using them.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (PxX58)

18 The book 1984 does not end like this ....

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (1XAal)

19 This is tragic. Venezuelan society is broken, perhaps irrevocably. I don't know how they can come back from this and be a normal, healthy society again.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

20 Trump and his leased backhoe have been spotted and are responsible...vote Biden!

Posted by: David Fwench at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (yhf6w)

21

It's the Green New Deal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (aKsyK)

22 I was I the only one waiting for the punchline
Food?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (BbGew)

23 Leo pinche muertos pueblos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (nDe2U)

24 Muduro is supposed selling gold reserve in Africa

What is he getting in return?

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (1XAal)

25
Ace didn't include the Bring Out Yer Dead clip with this poat?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (5TrFX)

26 19 This is tragic. Venezuelan society is broken, perhaps irrevocably. I don't know how they can come back from this and be a normal, healthy society again.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sdi6R)



If they get their own Franco or Pinochet, then can do it in a few decades.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (ujg0T)

27 Sean Penn and Danny Glover not available for comment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (sy5kK)

28
Chopping up babies for parts, pulling gold teeth from corpses, what's the diff?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (Wx/+I)

29 Someone really should've asked Danny Glover about this today during his "expert" (?) testimony on reparations.
He wouldn't shut up about how great Venezuela was for years and then.......silence.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (f8ilN)

30
AOC will come out strongly in favor of these disinternment camp practices.

"Money is money!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (rpZ5G)

31 This wouldn't happen if the corpses had been recycled for phosphates.

Posted by: Mustafa Mons at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (mOcZx)

32 who has gold teeth?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)

33 Yeah, but socialism good.... representational democracy bad. These people are idiots. Yet they are enabled by our lame stream media.

We must crush them and salt the earth where they stood. No other way out.

I hate the dims.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (QCjzR)

34 Makes cannibalism sound reasonable doesn't it? But hell... no butter, rub, or Worcestershire. Fucking primitive man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (OX6sG)

35 Daily burials used to happen until late afternoon, Ferrer said. But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.



So, grave robbers in Venezuela don't wake up until after noon?

Those lazy little bastards.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

36 Long pig!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

37 who has gold teeth?
Posted by: Keto not Beto

Nobody.

Gold teef, yes.

Posted by: Miklos at leisure at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

38 It's Capitalism that's in the late stages. Sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

39 How do you say Soylent Green in Venezualan?

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

40 They also COULD be looking for love...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp8mAcEHWzI

(On a MUCH more serious note, in response to #19: look at countries that experienced such man-made trauma. Is there a country you can think of in that category that becomes normal and healthy again? I can only think of Poland but it had such a powerful civil society that it made that tormented country extraordinarily resilient.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (mEn6y)

41
Your Glorious Future

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (Wx/+I)

42 A true conservative robbing graves? You bet, and here is why...

Posted by: David Fwench at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (yhf6w)

43 How does robbing the dead put food in your belly or medicine on your wounds if there isn't any food or medicine?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (e0nNm)

44 Taking gold teeth from corpses isn't a bad idea, think of the toothless zombies when the apocalypse comes.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (BbGew)

45 North Korea.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

46 How many teeth does anyone really need?

Posted by: Bernie, at one of his dachas at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)

47 "Dr. Frankenstein, please pick up the white phone, Dr. F. Frankenstein to the white phone, please..."

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)

48 Newton thought that the "ancients" had already
developed some of the stuff he was working on, like calculus and that it
had just been lost.


---

I've just started learning about that. Crazy jealous and secretive,
but convinced other people centuries had already come up with his work.

Also interesting that he likely spent much more time trying to
interpret signs and numerology in Revelations than gravity, light, etc.


Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk?
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I saw a documentary about English housing throughout the centuries and at a house that was originally built for Newton they later found a sort of 17th-18th century voodoo doll meant to scare off evil spirits that was the sort of thing that the homeowner placed and not, say, a scullery-maid. Alchemist too besides heretic.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (Dh1wo)

49 Verde Soylent

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (nDe2U)

50
Someone really should've asked Danny Glover about this today during his "expert" (?) testimony on reparations.
He wouldn't shut up about how great Venezuela was for years and then.......silence.
Posted by: Ktgreat


He'd no doubt blame their problems on the CIA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)

51 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Senor Thenardiez at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (ZnyQL)

52 Soylent Green proposed as a solution in 3, 2,.........

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (Lg/Uq)

53 Who was the actor twit who said criticism of Chavez should be illegal?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (JgA4k)

54 How does robbing the dead put food in your belly


8o

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

55 This is detestable!!!

Signed,
Abby Normal

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (boaxk)

56 er, 8-0

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

57 Okay, nevermind.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

58 39 How do you say Soylent Green in Venezualan?
Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)



Soja Verde

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (ujg0T)

59 We need Sean Penn armed with a dixie cup to defend these cemeteries.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (JziUy)

60 In Venezuelan America, the dead rob you.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (oFcdC)

61 It is unwise to disturb the resting places of the dead.

Posted by: Owen Zastava Pitt at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (0DpH3)

62 It seems to be a grave situation, but there is a certain balance, a symmetry if you will. Of corpse, some people won't see it that way. Tomb many sad stories after all.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (mvenn)

63 I'm not getting the problem. It's not like they were using the gold teeth.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (OX6sG)

64 How does robbing the dead put food in your belly or medicine on your wounds if there isn't any food or medicine?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

There's plenty of food to be had on the markets of color. It's just ungodly expensive.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (mOcZx)

65
He'd no doubt blame their problems on the CIA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)


I have been told that the US cannot tolerate a successful socialist nation, so we destroyed Venezuela.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (Wx/+I)

66 Willowed:

Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)


there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (YTwfq)

67 Shouldn't Danny Glover being paying reparations to those that paid to watch his movies? Seems like that would keep one busy but no..........

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (Lg/Uq)

68 Sorta lends a fresh perspective to their celebration "The Day of the Dead."


Do they, like, have a race inside the cemeteries that day to see who can come back with the most gold teeth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)

69 61 It is unwise to disturb the resting places of the dead.
Posted by: Owen Zastava Pitt at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (0DpH3)

I'll say.

Posted by: Rick O'connel at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

70 who has gold teeth?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)
.......

apparently dead people. And rappers.
*eyes cemetery*

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

71 Gotta wonder if workers at crematoriums don't pry a gold tooth out once in a while.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (yL25O)

72 Thieves have broken into some of the vaults and coffins in El Cuadrado cemetery since late last year, stealing ornaments and sometimes items from corpses as the country sinks to new depths of deprivation.

This is straight out of the first chapter of A Tale of Two Cities. It's good of socialists to bring back the classics.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (h2Bdk)

73 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (mOcZx)

Seems like if that were the case, a whole lotta people would be overrunning those places like zombies in the apocalypse

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (e0nNm)

74 7 If my kids were starving, I'd consider robbing the dead too. How about it Bernie? Is socialism still a good thing? Or has it not been tried yet?
Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)


It's not real socialism. It never is.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (h2Bdk)

75 As long as we never give up our guns the USA will never go to Venezuela status.


And that my friends is why all the demosocialists are for taking guns away from legal, law abiding citizens.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (pw+jk)

76 According to my Messican brother in law, just add an O to the end of every word, and throw in an el just for good measure:

el solyento greeno.

He's my favorite BiL, BTW.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (xPJvm)

77 But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)


....

What if I told you they're not only $300, but weigh 175 pounds?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (yL25O)

78

You might find an unclaimed winning lottery ticket.

Posted by: Mr. Sardonicus at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

79 Those teeth were out of that mouth before the body ever hit a casket.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (AtaaG)

80 I've just started learning about that. Crazy jealous and secretive,
but convinced other people centuries had already come up with his work.

Also interesting that he likely spent much more time trying to
interpret signs and numerology in Revelations than gravity, light, etc.



Absolutely fascinating stuff to read about. He was a real prick and a nutball, but of course he did great work. Imagine if he hadn't been a loonytune about "the ancients"---I forget the word used for that dead philosophy, the one where they thought the 'ancients' knew all things.

I never did completely understand why Voltaire went balls to the wall to protect his work over Leibnez's but I think it was becasue Leibnez was more convinced of the existence of God as creator of the universe ad Voltaire was being Voltaire.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (nRWPy)

81 68 Sorta lends a fresh perspective to their celebration "The Day of the Dead."

Do they, like, have a race inside the cemeteries that day to see who can come back with the most gold teeth?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)



Isn't that just in Mexico?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (ujg0T)

82 I'm sure that Elizabeth Warren can explain this all to us, she being the reasonable, compromise candidate that the Democrats are telling us she is.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

83 Who knew that socialism would fine until they run out of other people's CORPSES?

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)

84 39 How do you say Soylent Green in Venezualan?

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
..........


Gatos y perros?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

85 Who stole the corpse of Joe Biden out of his crypt?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (JgA4k)

86 Could be worse.

Could be raining.
Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM

Threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (6yUhx)

87 Mine.

Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)

88 But...but...they just aren't digging up the bodies right!

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (EgshT)

89 Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (YTwfq)

There's no need for such a cooler for a day at the beach, or fishing on your favorite pond. Their value is with outfitters who spend days and even weeks in the woods, like for elk hunting, or week-long river trips, that kind of thing. They truly do keep your provisions cold or frozen for that long, and it's worth the money in those situations.

Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

90 Comrades, believe not the lies of the capitalist pigs. Venezuela is a worker's paradise where the streets are paved with gold and everyone has free health care.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (FiUMj)

91 79
Those teeth were out of that mouth before the body ever hit a casket.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (AtaaG)

Silver has hit an all time high! The stock market is at its peak! Don't get caught in the crash! Gold is a bargain!

Posted by: Guy with a bucket of gold teeth at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (OX6sG)

92 my gaywad phone just informed me there's a DNC debate. this soon, what?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (JziUy)

93
You didn't dig that grave.
Some else dug it for you.

Posted by: Any Dem Candidate at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (t6XCL)

94 How do you say Soylent Green in Venezualan?

Posted by: Don Q

Le Gente

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (32YRo)

95 el solyento greeno.
......

Ah. Ahora entiendo.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

96 Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)

97 This sounds like a cry for Zorro: The Gay Blade!

Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (kLDv+)

98 It's nice that in AOC's future america that they corpse's will be stripped just like in the border concentration camps. Everything comes full circle.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (nRWPy)

99 Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)


there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.

-------------------

yeah, another asshole company on the enemies list

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (JziUy)

100 Who knew that socialism would fine until they run out of other people's CORPSES?
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)
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Economy is all about scarcity. Resources are subject to scarcity. When corpses become a resource, their dynamics don't diverge that far from money.

The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.

Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)

101 96
Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)

Yes.

Posted by: Guy with a bucket of gold teeth at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (OX6sG)

102 damn. of bucket a teeth!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (OX6sG)

103 The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.
Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)


Give 'em a few months.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (t+qrx)

104
This sounds like a cry for Zorro: The Gay Blade!
Posted by: Fritz


That's Gillette's new razor.

Posted by: Mr. Sardonicus at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (aKsyK)

105 With proper reeducation and some piano wire, the grave robbing will cease.

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)

106 They'll be doing this soon in California.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (4e+hS)

107 It's nice that in AOC's future america that they corpse's will be stripped just like in the border concentration camps. Everything comes full circle.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (nRWPy)
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In Russia, we stripped them *before* the mass graves.

Soviet know-how!

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (DuZls)

108 $300 cooler? Meh

Posted by: $1200 Versace T-Shirt at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (FiUMj)

109 >>There's no need for such a cooler for a day at the beach, or fishing on your favorite pond. Their value is with outfitters who spend days and even weeks in the woods, like for elk hunting, or week-long river trips, that kind of thing. They truly do keep your provisions cold or frozen for that long, and it's worth the money in those situations.

My buddy has one of the monster units. We take it tuna fishing cause it holds a lot of fish and keeps it cold.

We also take it to the Keys and set it up next to the pool. Thing will hold ice and keep drinks cold for 3 days in the blazing sun.

Expensive but they do work.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (PxX58)

110 Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM

*groan*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (6yUhx)

111 The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.

Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela

So, should I short dead people? Or go long on that investment - asking for a comrade...

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (32YRo)

112 Dentistas oros, putas!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nDe2U)

113 Venezualans voted for that government and then let it metastasize into what it was before it collapsed. They got the government they deserved good and hard. It's a damn shame they have to suffer for it and I sure hope they learn from it. They damn sure didn't learn from history.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (e0nNm)

114 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was still iced on tuesday.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)

115 My buddy has one of the monster units.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM

Go on...

Posted by: Shep! at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (6yUhx)

116 We also take it to the Keys and set it up next to
the pool. Thing will hold ice and keep drinks cold for 3 days in the
blazing sun.



Expensive but they do work.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (PxX5

gees. how long does it take you guys to drink whats in there?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (OX6sG)

117
Wealth redistribootion.

Posted by: HBO Crypt Keeper at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (t6XCL)

118 Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today

They're sexy and they help you dig. Just remember to take a power washer to the nethers after a night of "treasure hunting".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mOcZx)

119 Socialism, week one - you barbecue your dog, because you've run out of food
Week two: you eat your dog raw, because you've run out of fuel

Posted by: annem at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (Fm81C)

120 But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.


*******


Gives the concrete a chance to set up before dark?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mvenn)

121 People who complain about $300 coolers probably also complain about $25,000 ostrich suits.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

122 86 Could be worse.

Could be raining.
Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM

Threadwinner.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (6yUhx)

...

Seconded.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (yL25O)

123 Obligatory, pretty much...

Steely Dan's Your Gold Teeth II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOjv-VVxAY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (HaL55)

124 The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.

Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela

Depends on the stage of decomposition, I suppose.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (6yUhx)

125 People who complain about $300 coolers probably also complain about $25,000 ostrich suits.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)
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I know!

Posted by: Elton John at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)

126 JS, going to show on Saturday?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (PUmDY)

127 121
People who complain about $300 coolers probably also complain about $25,000 ostrich suits.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

Now thats just ridiculous. Its fucking ostrich. can't put a price on that baby.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (OX6sG)

128 Venezuela: where the living envy the dead, and eat them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

129 114 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was still iced on tuesday.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)

Love this 'ette.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)

130 $25,000 ostrich suits.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

I know a place where you can rent one of those for 20 bucks a day. A furry told me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xPJvm)

131 that dead philosophy, the one where they thought the 'ancients' knew all things.

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Alienology!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (Dh1wo)

132 But at least they got free flat screen tv's.
When there were flat screen tv's to confiscate.
At which point, stores stopped carrying them for some reason.

Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (pI/IV)

133 DNC debate is next week I think.

I have written often Venezuela deserves all they can get from their socialism government. Watch what you vote for.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (BbGew)

134 120 But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.


*******


Gives the concrete a chance to set up before dark?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mvenn)

....

If they just use slaked lime, it has the fun side effect of being scalding hot before it sets. They could work all day then, and the corpse would be nice and warm all evening.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (yL25O)

135 Time for tequila. be right back.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (OX6sG)

136 74
It's not real socialism. It never is.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (h2Bdk)


Socialism would work fine if not for all those capitalist wreckers and saboteurs.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

137 I once knew a South Korean girl who swore that in the North, when a person died, the family would hold the body in their house for 3 days -- so it would start to decompose -- before burial. Meant to ward off others from digging up the corpse later, for a meal.
Venezuela isnt there yet, I guess. Soon.

Posted by: Revenant at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (bD2Jh)

138 >>gees. how long does it take you guys to drink whats in there?

Depends how hot it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (PxX58)

139 Socialism, week one - you barbecue your dog, because you've run out of food
Week two: you eat your dog raw, because you've run out of fuel

Posted by: annem at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (Fm81C)
..........


Sooner or later, you run out of other people's dogs.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

140 DNC debate is next week I think.

It's not a debate. It's a spelling bee.

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (EgshT)

141 I used to go to Mike Martin baseball camps as a kid. Dang he is old and still managing.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (xTFXi)

142 McCaullife on CNN.

He has a face thirsty for fists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (nDe2U)

143 Let's see. People have an excess of time and a shortage of gold (teeth). So they trade the time for procurement of what they can scavenge.

The dead have an excess of possessions and a shortage of occasions to use them.


Trade.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (DuZls)

144
I make myself small like a doll.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (5TrFX)

145 >>JS, going to show on Saturday

Trying to talk a friend into going but not likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (PxX58)

146 I once knew a South Korean girl who swore that in the North, when a person died, the family would hold the body in their house for 3 days -- so it would start to decompose -- before burial. Meant to ward off others from digging up the corpse later, for a meal.


Last guy dies fat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

147 rich in assets , yet can't pull themselves together. it's weird.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (r/xAU)

148 Some lib was arguing on the Federalist article about concentration camps that it wasn't socialism that produced the concentration camps, it was the PEOPLE who were running the socialist countries. Bad people man, not bad economic structure.


I offered my opinion about his understanding of how socialism has to work.

But it just occurred to me that libs always argue that it was religion that caused war not the people who ran the countries, cults, tribes that went to war.


So which is it? Is it that men are flawed or that specific men are flawed? Because if men are flawed, not just specific men then socialism can't work. If it's only specific men how outrageously coincidental it is that only the bad ones rose to power in nazi germany, cuba, the entire soviet empire, china, laos, cambodia, venezuela.....

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)

149 McCaullife on CNN.

He has a face thirsty for fists.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (nDe2U)

Yeah, he's got that "No fucking way is this guy NOT an asshole face."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (xPJvm)

150 So North Koreans will eat a 2 day old corpse??


The things you learn right here at AOS!!

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (1XAal)

151 Venezuela has proactive rat abatement.

LA should take note.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (AtaaG)

152 Socialism would work fine if not for all those capitalist wreckers and saboteurs.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)
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And fuckin' reality!

Posted by: Honest Socialist at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)

153
Contact My Attorneys, Burke & Hare - a limerick

A vicious grave robber named Walt
Engaged in post-mortem assault
When the authorities came he
Said, "Hey guys, don't blame me.
After all, it isn't my vault!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (mvenn)

154 I think Dies-Fat is a Hawaiian name.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:51 PM (Dh1wo)

155 135 Time for tequila. be right back.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (OX6sG)

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*Holds glass under USB port*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (gC2IV)

156 Does this taste funny to you?

Posted by: Two Guys in the Clown Cemetary at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

157 If only they had "Democratic" Socialism. Then all would be well. I blame America and the avarice of its white people for keeping all the Democrats for themselves.

- Bernie Ocasio-Cortez

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (/Njku)

158 How do leftists...not know?

I mean it is possible to be theoretically stupid about something, say believing, like a child, that a man could fly if he just flapped his arms fast enough. I mean, I get being stupid in theory, where all you are doing is sitting around the faculty lounge taking a bong hit.

What is baffling is being stupid in fact. Venezuela is happening now. You can see it. Its not a mystery. People predicted this would happen and it did. they did all the things you want to do, the way you want to do them, and the end result was poverty and ruin. Go. Fly down there and have a look.

Its like AFTER I jumped off a building, flapping my arms furiously, and after I hit the ground, and after I was taken to the hospital, I still believe I can fly if I just flap a little harder....your theory is wrong. tragically, catastrophically wrong. Not just wrong in theory, provably and demonstrably wrong.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)

159 I ain't batin' to no rat!

Posted by: Frito at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (0DpH3)

160 I think Dies-Fat is a Hawaiian name.

That's my bro.

Posted by: Deez-Nutz at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)

161 Muldoon, you're crazy good.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (r/xAU)

162 JS, you should go anyway. Would you recommend buying a train ticket to nyc in advance the day after?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (PUmDY)

163 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

164 Bob, you drink that you might not see the sunrise!

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (r/xAU)

165 147 rich in assets , yet can't pull themselves together. it's weird.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (r/xAU)

...

Saudi Arabia was at least smart enough to hire people smart enough to do the work for them.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (yL25O)

166 Time for tequila. be right back.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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*Holds glass under USB port*
Posted by: Duke Lowell


I think tequila is a Firewire thing.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

167 >> JS, you should go anyway. Would you recommend buying a train ticket to nyc in advance the day after?

I would to be safe. It's not usually a problem but you never know in the summer.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (PxX58)

168 I believe it was Margaret Thatcher who said, "The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's teeth."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (mvenn)

169 weasel, spouse and I are doing cremation against family wishes.

i'm wondering after reading this if we should do it diy style!

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (r/xAU)

170 The average 29 year old has lots of precious metals in them, these days.
Take myself, for instance, knees, a hip.
Parts is parts.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

171 JS, thanks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (PUmDY)

172 Muldoon, you're crazy good.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (r/xAU)

His limerick a day site is what I open first in the morning while the coffee is brewing. A National treasure he is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (xPJvm)

173
Danny Glover, the intellectual powerhouse who proclaimed that the Haitian earthquake so beloved of the Clinton Crime Family was "caused by global climate change"? (He may have said AGW, for all I can recall.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (pNxlR)

174 So North Koreans will eat a 2 day old dry aged corpse??

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Tattooed hipster chefs everywhere at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (6yUhx)

175 That umpire has a large zone.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (xTFXi)

176 156 Does this taste funny to you?
Posted by: Two Guys in the Clown Cemetary at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

...

LOL

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (yL25O)

177 Danny Glover, the intellectual powerhouse who proclaimed that the Haitian earthquake so beloved of the Clinton Crime Family was "caused by global climate change"? (He may have said AGW, for all I can recall.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (pNxlR)
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AGW. What can't it do?

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (DuZls)

178 How do leftists...not know?

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you met them, right?

Their racism against other whites makes them assume you're babblin' bout muh jesus n shit when you talk facts.

Plus, jon stewart and co. corrupted 2+ generations of kids, teaching them a smirk is replacement for thinking.

Plus, you add in that tan folks don't have agency, that therefore they're needed to save the world, all mistakes are probably caused by those evil, other white folks.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)

179 TexasDan I believe Venezuela did that for a time until they stole the companies and tried to do it themselves.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (r/xAU)

180 Don't the koreans bury eggs for 100 years dig them up and eat them? How different can it be?

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (nRWPy)

181 >>weasel, spouse and I are doing cremation against family wishes.

>>i'm wondering after reading this if we should do it diy style!

My ex offered to do it for me but she got all huffy when I insisted she wait till I was dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (PxX58)

182 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)

183 113 Venezualans voted for that government and then let it metastasize into what it was before it collapsed. They got the government they deserved good and hard. It's a damn shame they have to suffer for it and I sure hope they learn from it. They damn sure didn't learn from history.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (e0nNm)



I think Margarita De Ville has said that the early elections with Chavez were pretty close and almost half of the people did not vote for him. But they are just as screwed as the ones who did.

From what I've heard, the poor thought Chavez was their savior. They were all like, "Let's stick it to the middle class. Fuck those people." You know, kind of like Obama voters.

This is also a clear illustration of why democracy is not a desirable form of government. 51% can vote to confiscate the wealth of the other 49%.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

184 *Holds glass under USB port*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (gC2IV)

*pours*
hope you like blanco Duke.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (OX6sG)

185 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

I want to be encased in a clear plastic block, upright, in a growly pose, like a bear.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)

186 So which is it? Is it that men are flawed or that specific men are flawed?

Posted by: dagny

Well death camps are only as good as the men that run them...

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo)

187 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.


Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

188 Next week is going to be awesome!

Cheering Trumster deporting millions and the tears on CNN

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (1XAal)

189 I don't know. The taste varies from person to person.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (Dh1wo)

190 164
Bob, you drink that you might not see the sunrise!

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (r/xAU)

Willow!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (OX6sG)

191 And that my friends is why all the demosocialists are for taking guns away from legal, law abiding citizens.


I have explained to several liberal friends that the second amendment is not about protecting yourself from criminals, but it is about protecting yourself from a tyrannical government. They seem to understand.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (Cczdz)

192 Plus, you add in that tan folks don't have agency, that therefore they're needed to save the world, all mistakes are probably caused by those evil, other white folks.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)
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Plus, they covet like hell. They want other people's things. So, of course, it can all work out.

Wishing to fly just doesn't have the same hook.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)

193 I think Dies-Fat is a Hawaiian name.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:51 PM (Dh1wo)
..........

Soylent Green is Spam.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

194 omg Jackstraw, I guess she was forward thinking?

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (r/xAU)

195 182 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)
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Sweet!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

196 If you ever wanted to know what happens when you put a corrupt, illiterate bus driver in charge of an entire modern economy, now you don't have to wonder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)

197 Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)



All they hear is "Gonna get free shit!"


Hell, I even notice that catholics who don't bother to go to church show up for ashes on Ash wednesday, because it's like they're getting a free service. Yeah, dude that smear of burned palm leaves is super valuable. But people will do all kinds of things to get free shit, even if it makes zero sense.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (nRWPy)

198 shuddering at the smell of tequila.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (r/xAU)

199 170 The average 29 year old has lots of precious metals in them, these days.
Take myself, for instance, knees, a hip.
Parts is parts.
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

...

Titanium, maybe, and stainless steel. While expensive, I'm not sure how fungible titanium would be in Venezuela.

Fun fact: you have to cast titanium in a vacuum. Cannot be melted in air, or it burns. I'm going to theorize there are exactly zero places in Venezuela that can cast titanium.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (yL25O)

200 There's no need for such a cooler for a day at the beach, or fishing on your favorite pond. Their value is with outfitters who spend days and even weeks in the woods, like for elk hunting, or week-long river trips, that kind of thing. They truly do keep your provisions cold or frozen for that long, and it's worth the money in those situations.
Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

That I can see. But what percentage of your average sporting goods store crowd is that? Can't be much.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (YTwfq)

201
Bernie, at one of his dachas


If Da Bern is the Dim nominee, Trump needs to hammer him for him many dachas -- and use just that word -- and yet he claims to be the True Socialist Man.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (pNxlR)

202 Its like AFTER I jumped off a building, flapping my arms furiously, and after I hit the ground, and after I was taken to the hospital, I still believe I can fly if I just flap a little harder....your theory is wrong. tragically, catastrophically wrong. Not just wrong in theory, provably and demonstrably wrong.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)

According to the left, it didn't work because you didn't have the right arms.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

203 > This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.


Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)


My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

204 If you ever wanted to know what happens when you put a corrupt, illiterate bus driver in charge of an entire modern economy, now you don't have to wonder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)
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Ralph and his get-rich-quick schemes!

Posted by: Alice at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (DuZls)

205 195
182 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)

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Sweet!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

ooooh maaaan....I gotta invest in Heidi Acres.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (OX6sG)

206 Dude, we have our lawyers on speed-dial!

Posted by: The Ancient Egyptians at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (HOXd0)

207 "#148 So which is it? Is it that men are flawed or that specific men are flawed? Because if men are flawed, not just specific men then socialism can't work. If it's only specific men how outrageously coincidental it is that only the bad ones rose to power in nazi germany, cuba, the entire soviet empire, china, laos, cambodia, venezuela....."

Well, it all starts well. Seriously - many of the early rulers in socialist countries don't see like bad guys. But inevitably the most ruthless rats gain power. And once the biggest rats have dominion, and the government controls everything without limit, that is the end of things.

As soon as you allow for the possibility of unchecked power by any government system, you end up in a disaster.

Socialism - always just one bad apple from the gulag.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (VPvxh)

208 51% can vote to confiscate the wealth of the other 49%.

Posted by: rick

The point is they always do...there are no incentives for them not to. Likewise, Socialism isn't just some bad dudes operating a good system wrongly - there is zero incentive for them to behave morally, every f-ing time.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (32YRo)

209 185 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

I want to be encased in a clear plastic block, upright, in a growly pose, like a bear.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)
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Like Gort encased in a block of KL93?

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (MVjcR)

210 Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)

Have you spent much time around the average single female lately?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (YTwfq)

211 Communist city councils and legislatures across the country are banning single family homes. Only apartments allowed from now on comrades.

NYT article.....coming soon to a city or state near you.

https://tinyurl.com/y4esp6vt

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (FiUMj)

212 BenHad sure knows how to throw a party.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (r/xAU)

213 158 How do leftists...not know?

I mean it is possible to be theoretically stupid about something, say believing, like a child, that a man could fly if he just flapped his arms fast enough. I mean, I get being stupid in theory, where all you are doing is sitting around the faculty lounge taking a bong hit.

What is baffling is being stupid in fact.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)


What you have to realize is people who reject religion tend to embrace it in a different form. The reason leftists have endless excuses for socialism is they're not looking at it in the cold, harsh light of reality. They worship the idea of scientific management the perfectibility of man.

When you compare the reality of capitalism with the utopian vision of socialism, of course reality will always come up a little short.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (h2Bdk)

214 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

as God is my witness I thought hogs remains could fly!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (OX6sG)

215 198 shuddering at the smell of tequila.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (r/xAU)

...

You've had a lot of bad tequila then.

Resposado and anejo tequilas are heavenly.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (yL25O)

216 Are you Wicket? I'm looking for Wicket.

Posted by: mechanical clay pigeon thrower at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (Dh1wo)

217 They need to build that fucking wall.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (q177U)

218 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)


I'll mulch you, wiseguy.

*grabs pipe wrench*

Posted by: Moe Howard at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (Mouru)

219 Tucker talking about reparations

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 08:01 PM (RBOtF)

220 texasdan, memories.. clothes really do fall off.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (r/xAU)

221 as God is my witness I thought hogs remains could fly!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob

ISWYDT

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (32YRo)

222 I dunno. You never mess around with the dead. That's bad juju. They are watching from the other side, just waiting for you.

Ain't nothing worth that kind of eternity.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (VkWRL)

223 I have mentioned this before but when my Brother died he was cremated and I had his ashes put into the large size firecrackers and shot his ass into space.

I truly loved my brother.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (AtaaG)

224 179 TexasDan I believe Venezuela did that for a time until they stole the companies and tried to do it themselves.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (r/xAU)

...

I think you're right. and lately the military has been trying to run things and just breaking them instead.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (yL25O)

225 redriding, i'm stymied why the 40 acres and a mule wasn't done back in the day.

would have been better for the country.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (r/xAU)

226 223
I have mentioned this before but when my Brother died he was cremated
and I had his ashes put into the large size firecrackers and shot his
ass into space.



I truly loved my brother.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (AtaaG)

yep. the world needs more guys like that Ben.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (OX6sG)

227 I have mentioned this before but when my Brother died he was cremated and I had his ashes put into the large size firecrackers and shot his ass into space.


Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

228 Socialism - always just one bad apple from the gulag.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (VPvxh)
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Marx doubled down on historical developments. He even said that he can't say for definite sure that socialism or communism would follow a revolution. But regardless, it would be better than "capitalism" by not being capitalism.

This is one thing a lot of would-be Marxists miss. Marx wasn't just describing a narrow ideal socialism, but his political-historical theory was trying to describe what would or must happen.

It wasn't meant to be tenuous, a hot-house flower, not to breathed on. Marx meant to be a predictor of history.

That's how broken Marxism is. And that's how irrevocably broken it is.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)

229 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was still iced on tuesday.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)

Love this 'ette.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)

I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)

230
Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

Ok, i laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)

231 Thanks Bob! Ooooh, the good stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (gC2IV)

232 It is dead privilege to have jewelry.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

233 203 > This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.


Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)


Si.

Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (h2Bdk)

234 Democrats were the party of slavery.

Democrats were the party of Jim Crow.

Democrats fought against the Civil Rights Act, until some were forced to accept it.

These are all demonstrably true.

I'm surprised that at a reparations hearing someone didn't suggest the DNC and Democratic donors, with their billions, offer to pay for the sins of their fathers.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)

235 TexasDan, I imagine it was a socialist military just took orders on how to get funds from product, to hell with maintaining .
That would require foresight, which they seem to lack if history is indicative of anything.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (r/xAU)

236 Keep in mind that what is happening in Venezuela is NOT a failure.
Socialism is doing exactly what it was designed to do: destroy functional democracies

Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (pI/IV)

237 Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

238 230

Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

Ok, i laughed.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)

..and I'm assuming Bens brother is too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (OX6sG)

239 By the ay, I've definitely thought about this, and no way should the U.S. intervene in Venezuela unless the Chinese or Russians come in in force.

Just fucking let them fester and rot. Let it keep going. Its tough, I'd love to help them, but rubbing the leftists dog's nose in it every goddamn day seems like the only solution to save the rest of the world.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (VPvxh)

240 Thar's gold in them thar teeth!

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (I5SAg)

241 Ben! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (r/xAU)

242 Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

Ok, i laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)
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But you could just limit it to those clumps that smelled like ass.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)

243 If you put a corpse in a Yetti cooler it';s still fresh a week later.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (yQpMk)

244 I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)

1. I kept refilling it, over and over
2. Drank the rest on the way home.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (nRWPy)

245 When I die I want my corpse loaded onto a trebuchet and hurled over the city walls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (dNzKv)

246 the orange stuff you drank in college is nothing like the real tequila you drink as an adult, every day at lunch...er I mean you know.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (JziUy)

247 My solution: give people more wealth.

This is so simple, even I can do it. Not the wealth thing. I can't spare a dime. But the solution thing. I have those like lint in a Gucci bag.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (6eEQ+)

248 231
Thanks Bob! Ooooh, the good stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (gC2IV)

Fucking right my friend. First world shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (OX6sG)

249 Have you spent much time around the average single female lately?


Conversely, have you spent much time around he average single soy boy lately?

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (Cczdz)

250 Just happened to think, I haven't seen Margarita here lately.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

251 Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Has anybody asked the border patrol whether they use the phrase "concentration camps"?

Because it's supposed to be important whether the FBI uses a word or not.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)

252 When we devolve into a failed socialist state, who is going to "rescue" us?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)

253 243
If you put a corpse in a Yetti cooler it';s still fresh a week later.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (yQpMk)


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (OX6sG)

254 This is how Plan 9 From Outer Space started.
You see! You see! Your stupid minds!

Posted by: Eros at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (q1Pj5)

255 That's how broken Marxism is. And that's how irrevocably broken it is.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)


I've always wondered what Marx himself would think if you brought him in to the present and explained history since his death. Would he embrace capitalism? Would he invent a whole new unworkable ideology?

Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (h2Bdk)

256 I'm surprised that at a reparations hearing someone didn't suggest the DNC and Democratic donors, with their billions, offer to pay for the sins of their fathers.
Posted by: Marcus T

Burgess Owens did.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (mOcZx)

257 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)

Oh boy is this gonna be great!!!!

Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (YTwfq)

258 Keep in mind that what is happening in Venezuela is NOT a failure. Socialism is doing exactly what it was designed to do: destroy functional democracies

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right, the powerful commie fucks are like that senator who said "mitt's not president, right?"

they're like "we're still in charge, aren't we?"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (JziUy)

259
"Dr. Frankenstein, please pick up the white phone, Dr. F. Frankenstein to the white phone, please..."

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)


It's Fronkensteen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (ncMPR)

260 Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)

That would be pretty damn funny. Especially if it were followed by an offer to send everyone whos asking for reparations a ticket to their homeland.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (e0nNm)

261 I don't see why the government can't just give everyone a million dollars. Then we would all be millionaires!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)

262 When we devolve into a failed socialist state, who is going to "rescue" us?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)


Pick a tree and prepare to water it.

Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (vqIkG)

263 200 years ago false teeth were made often from real teeth someone wasn't using anymore. Years after the battle of Waterloo false teeth were called Waterloo Teeth.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)

264 I've become politically shallow, I reject anything Cortez because her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (r/xAU)

265 When we devolve into a failed socialist state, who is going to "rescue" us?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)


Denmark. They have socialist utopia all figured out. Or so we've been told

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (ncMPR)

266 Cicero, you are right about that.

Getting the ash to powder ratio right was a trick.

Gun Thread topic. How to reload a roman candle.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (AtaaG)

267 Let the fun begin!

@stevebruskCNN 4 minutes ago

Asked outside a fundraiser in Chevy Chase, Maryland, if he should apologize, Biden said "apologize for what?", adding "Cory should apologize", referring to criticism today from rival Cory Booker.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

268 I want to be encased in a clear plastic block, upright, in a growly pose, like a bear.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)

OMG, you, too? My husband has been insisting for years that I promise to encase him in Lucite and set him on the porch.

Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

269 Grave robbing stimulates the economy more than one of those job things.

Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)

270 The Conservative Case For Socializing Assets of the Dead and the Alive

Posted by: The Bulwark at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (6eEQ+)

271 239 By the ay, I've definitely thought about this, and no way should the U.S. intervene in Venezuela unless the Chinese or Russians come in in force.

Just fucking let them fester and rot. Let it keep going. Its tough, I'd love to help them, but rubbing the leftists dog's nose in it every goddamn day seems like the only solution to save the rest of the world.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (VPvxh)


Agreed. It's bad enough we've tried to save countries from other countries over the years. Saving people from themselves is an endless and unwelcome (by everyone) chore.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (h2Bdk)

272 I'll go to prison or Galt's Gulch before I pay reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (RBOtF)

273 I've always wondered what Marx himself would think if you brought him in to the present and explained history since his death. Would he embrace capitalism? Would he invent a whole new unworkable ideology?

Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (h2Bdk)
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Some of his stuff is rather simple-minded even for the time he was in.

He revolutionized history to the study that we practice today, but mainly in pursuit of a childish narrative he would push upon the world.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (DuZls)

274 Keep in mind that what is happening in Venezuela is NOT a failure. Socialism is doing exactly what it was designed to do:

Enrich the political class while blaming outside forces for the suffering of the masses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

275 229 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was still iced on tuesday.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)

Love this 'ette.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)

I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)

Dude, you obviously missed the conversation about a wife's duties and Tiger Woods.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (xTFXi)

276 I want to be frozen in carbonite like Han Solo

Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (HvDoD)

277
OT, but the FBI announced today they arrested a Syrian "refugee" for planning to bomb a Pittsburgh church and shoot responders.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (XlbwU)

278
Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)


Let her. She makes great commercials for Republicans. If they had any brains to use her against the Dems

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)

279 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day
weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was
still iced on tuesday.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)


Ice refills are heckuva lot cheaper than the super premium price those Yetis and RTICs have.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (q1Pj5)

280 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?

Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)

281 I always say, there are no bad people or countries. look around the world - so many countries with NOTHING, I mean not a resource in the world, have gotten rich, and others, blessed with every resource in the world are poor.

The answer, universally, is shitty government. That is what makes people poor, and the extent of your poverty is directly proportional to the shitiness of your government.

The best is democratic capitalism. When applied it works wonders. Transformational. in a generation you go from poor to rich. Works every fucking time.

An autocratic ruler can do alight if they have capitalism. Say a military junta that allow the free market to flourish.

Socialism doesn't seem to work well, and breeds autocratic rulers like crazy.

Autocratic rulers and socialism = death camps.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (VPvxh)

282 ""I don't see why the government can't just give everyone a million dollars. Then we would all be millionaires!!

Your thinking too small, in Zimbabwe everybody is a billionaire!!!

Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (pI/IV)

283 well Venezuela could always pick up a few bucks selling off body organs as china does. I'm sure they have plenty of dissidents these days.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (r/xAU)

284 IIANM, the Nazis took the gold out of the mouths of Jews before killing them.
My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.

LOL, just use a sieve and get fish it out of the ashes, asshole.

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)

285 278
Let her. She makes great commercials for Republicans. If they had any brains to use her against the Dems

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)


If.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

286 Some of his stuff is rather simple-minded even for the time he was in.



He revolutionized history to the study that we practice today, but
mainly in pursuit of a childish narrative he would push upon the world.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (DuZls)


I read some of it years ago and the only conclusion was he was utterly clueless about just about everything

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:13 PM (ncMPR)

287 Grave robbing stimulates the economy more than one of those job things.

Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)

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Love your nic

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (pw+jk)

288 280 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)


Dat's a chore for da new guys.

Posted by: Fat Tony Bugliosi at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (h2Bdk)

289 251 Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Has anybody asked the border patrol whether they use the phrase "concentration camps"?

Because it's supposed to be important whether the FBI uses a word or not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)

Concentration camps are where you send boys with ADD

Posted by: National Teachers ASS ociation at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (NgKpN)

290 Denmark. They have socialist utopia all figured out. Or so we've been told
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (ncMPR)
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This is yet another instance of the progs ignoring evidence that comes before them. When the US economy declines it has *horrific* effects on the other markets in the world. We are not isolated from them, but more importantly, they are *definitely* not isolated from us.

Some of them want to tank the American economy to grease the slide to socialism, without thinking how it would tank even the most robust semi-socialist economy that they laud.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (DuZls)

291 So let me get this straight.

People are flying from Angola to Brazil, then traveling North through
Central America and Mexico to get in line for a "concentration camp?"
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/
1141150472688099329

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (Dh1wo)

292 I think Marx understood communism to be exactly what it is. A way to concentrate wealth and power in a select few more than capitalism ever could.
The difference between capitalism and communism is that in capitalism, anyone can build a better widget and become wealthy and powerful. In communism, the politically connected wield the power of the state to bar entry into the wealthy class.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (dNzKv)

293 Concentration camps are where you send boys with ADD
Posted by: National Teachers ASS ociation at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
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The German people had some trouble concentrating. So I built camps.

Posted by: You know who at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (DuZls)

294 Hey, if you have the money spend it any way you want. If a Yeti gives you a woody go for it. There are youtube hacks that take a $50 cooler and put extra insulation in them. I'm gonna do that and name it Sasquatch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (OX6sG)

295 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)


Probably Pratt & Whitney.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

296 I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)

1. I kept refilling it, over and over
2. Drank the rest on the way home.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (nRWPy)

Ok, that's better.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (YTwfq)

297
Todays pearl of AOC wisdom: "You shouldn't have to run for Congress to get a stable income"


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (XlbwU)

298 Danny Glover and Joe Biden walk into a Paste Bar...

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

299 Let her. She makes great commercials for Republicans. If they had any brains to use her against the Dems

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)

IF...

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (cF8AT)

300 The conservative case for grave robbing as a means to stave starvation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (dNzKv)

301 Ha hogmartin!

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (r/xAU)

302 Grave robbing stimulates the economy more than one of those job things.

Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)
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Plunderemployment.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (DuZls)

303 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)


Yes, the traditional Tibetan helicopter burial.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (Mouru)

304 >>Ice refills are heckuva lot cheaper than the super premium price those Yetis and RTICs have.

True. However, there aren't that many ice vending machines 50 miles offshore.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (PxX58)

305 284
My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)


One of the few joys of being childless is I don't have children like that.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (h2Bdk)

306 When is the next Texas MoMe that I would love to go to but there's no way I can?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (NtglE)

307 Take a moment and look at the images of Bruno Lozano, the mayor of Del Rio, TX

The only way he and AOC got into an elected position is because people voted for them.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (AtaaG)

308 when did the gypsies invade South America?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (xTFXi)

309 Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (Dh1wo)

Yes, ONLY Trump could create Concentration Camps that people are climbing over walls, to get IN.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

310 Tami: "Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again."

Also concentration camps:

Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts roughing it for a night (so to speak)
Fans at the World Cup
Tailgate parties at any sporting event
Students in a crowded classroom
An industrial convention

Just so we're clear when adhering to definitions in the Land of Lunatics.

AOC is an idiot. Full stop.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (6eEQ+)

311 My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)
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Sometimes funerals bring out the ghouls.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (DuZls)

312 My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.
Posted by: JAS

did you send him packing with a sore jaw?

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (r/xAU)

313 The Funeral Home said he would have to get a dentist to do it.
What! You don't want to get your fingers dirty?

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (I5SAg)

314 Todays pearl of AOC wisdom: "You shouldn't have to run for Congress to get a stable income"




Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (XlbwU)


Joey Biden: That is one sharp cookie. Almost as smart as me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (ncMPR)

315 Of course it's Florida...

JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn

https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

316 Yes, ONLY Trump could create Concentration Camps that people are climbing over walls, to get IN.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
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Crafty. He's saving on boxcars and train fuel.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)

317 IrishEi, Oct 18/19

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)

318 OMG, you, too? My husband has been insisting for years that I promise to encase him in Lucite and set him on the porch.
Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

How would your new boyfriend feel about that?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (YTwfq)

319 >>>When is the next Texas MoMe that I would love to go to but there's no way I can?

Sure you can. Just fly to Monterrey and start walking north.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (XlbwU)

320 Yes, ONLY Trump could create Concentration Camps that people are climbing over walls, to get IN.



Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

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Crafty. He's saving on boxcars and train fuel.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)


Wait till he gets them to kill themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (ncMPR)

321 jas's bil is dead to me.
(just in case we ever meet up)

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)

322 The developmentally challenged Ocasio-Cortez will call this Cradle-to-Grave Recycling.


============


I used to listen to a patriotic, conservative talk radio show host in the SF Bay Area during the 90's named Col. Jeff Metcalf. He used to refer to the Commie, Totalitarian, and Big Government's utopian desire/bribe for votes (BIRM twice) of wanting to take care of everybody from Sperm-To-Worm.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)

323 The index of economic freedom is a 100% accurate predictor of the economic future of your country.

>80 get rich in one generation. Singapore, New Zealand, Ireland.

70-80 get rich in 2 generations. U.S. Canada, Japan, Chile, Korea.

50-60 Stay even. Thailand, Peru, Bulgaria, Belgium

>50 get poorer in 2 generations. Russia, Greece, pakistan




Venezuela is at 25. of course that beast at the bottom, North Korea, at 5.8.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (VPvxh)

324 I wish I felt free to go to Ben's , you guys are going to have a blast.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)

325 Dude, you obviously missed the conversation about a wife's duties and Tiger Woods.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (xTFXi)

That I did.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (YTwfq)

326 But would time-traveling Marx become a Chilean burgher if he converted to capitalism??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (Dh1wo)

327 Wait till he gets them to kill themselves
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (ncMPR)



It will only work if they pull the gold teeth out of their own mouths first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (Mouru)

328 y chupacabras

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (B+t5k)

329 324 I wish I felt free to go to Ben's , you guys are going to have a blast.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)
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It's always a good time!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (MVjcR)

330 The answer, universally, is shitty government. That is what makes people poor, and the extent of your poverty is directly proportional to the shitiness of your government.

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What you call "shitty government" is the human norm, if we average government throughout history.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)

331 Sean Penn and Danny Glover not available for comment.

Danny Glover is performing theater in Congress. They need their minstrels.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (lD3vL)

332 IrishEi, Oct 18/19
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)
~~~~~

Thanks, BH. Put it in my calendar because you never know, plus, it will remind me to get plastered and cry in my beer.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (NtglE)

333 I made the mistake of accepting his offer of staying with him. He said this the evening of the funeral. I just could not get away in the morning fast enough.

BTW, The MiL tried to change the non-revokable Trust to leave everything to him. He also said of the Hospice "They starved her to death." I refrained from saying "It was your job to prevent that."

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (I5SAg)

334 weasel, I know, She's good people.

I hope to meet her when I move.but will miss the big shindigs .

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (r/xAU)

335 334 weasel, I know, She's good people.

I hope to meet her when I move.but will miss the big shindigs .
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (r/xAU)
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Rats. I'd love to meet you!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:23 PM (MVjcR)

336 weasel, yeah i'm a chicken shit and need people vetted. had a really bad experience years ago.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (r/xAU)

337 Actually, re-calculating the average level of government in all places through all ages...shitty government is what you can *hope* for.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (DuZls)

338 I doing doing my job if I don't mention zombies. If I was a zombie, and you tried to get pluck the pearl pin from my cravat, I would drag you into my embrace and gnaw off your insolent face.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (qBNEP)

339 What you call "shitty government" is the human norm, if we average government throughout history.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)


Friedman used to say "Pick any spot on the globe, and realize throughout most of history people living in that spot weren't free."

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (h2Bdk)

340 An important but unpopular factor in Venezuela is IQ. Their average IQ is 84.
Low IQ people tend to love socialism, since they can't compete in the free market they want to drag everyone else down, bucket crab style, to their level (fairness). And there's always higher IQ psychopaths willing to promise them the moon in exchange for power.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (mOcZx)

341 Of course it's Florida...

JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn

https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

Was his hose about 6 inches long?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (YTwfq)

342 And that's stone cold sober typing. I need a drink.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (qBNEP)

343 JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn
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That's just the friendly, neighborhood Spiderman.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (DuZls)

344 I think Marx would be fine and happy with what he brought into the world, death and misery.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)

345 we really were blessed to land in this country. so is aoc, but she's too dumb to realize it.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (r/xAU)

346 >>Ice refills are heckuva lot cheaper than the super premium price those Yetis and RTICs have.



True. However, there aren't that many ice vending machines 50 miles offshore.





Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (PxX5

True. Gives me an idea for an offshore ice delivery app called IceDash. Or maybe UberFreeze. Something like that. Anybody know of a guy with a helicopter?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (q1Pj5)

347 336 weasel, yeah i'm a chicken shit and need people vetted. had a really bad experience years ago.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (r/xAU)
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Well maybe someday. Besides, I'm pretty annoying.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (MVjcR)

348 Spanish capitalism had better graves even in the 19th century onto the 20th...
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1141484406684581888

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (Dh1wo)

349 weasel and i'm not?

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (r/xAU)

350 Bret Baier did the Spider man story. Not your normal "Florida Man." Guy had the suit and thought it would be fun to wear while cleaning a roof. Cute. Nice. Not crazy.


Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (I5SAg)

351
Laugh of the day: Swallowswell told the NYT that he has it on good authority the DOJ has sealed indictments naming PDJT. Eric is nutso, completely insane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (XlbwU)

352 willow, Weasel, Eromero and Country Boy would be your own personal body guards.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (AtaaG)

353 IrishEi, Oct 18/19
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)
~~~~~

Thanks, BH. Put it in my calendar because you never know, plus, it will remind me to get plastered and cry in my beer.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (NtglE)

Oh, so you've already been to one I see.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (YTwfq)

354 sheesh, we're*

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (r/xAU)

355 Nood!


Nood!

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (1XAal)

356 I think Marx would be fine and happy with what he brought into the world, death and misery.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)
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I don't think there is any reason for him to be. His theory was taken up way to late for him to benefit anything by it. And if you take him at his stated intent, he didn't restore dignity to man, so he would probably be one of the "The RIGHT way to do socialism IS" people.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (DuZls)

357 349 weasel and i'm not?
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (r/xAU)
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Nah. I suspect you're cool.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

358 Guy had the suit and thought it would be fun to wear while cleaning a roof. Cute. Nice. Not crazy.
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (I5SAg)
~~~~~

And it was a Father's Day gift, so extra cute.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (NtglE)

359 Lol, Ben, i'm not special at all, just had a really bad time for a couple of years.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (r/xAU)

360 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)


Into the turboprop he goes!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (1g7ch)

361 Swallowswell told the NYT that he has it on good authority the DOJ has sealed indictments naming PDJT.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (XlbwU)
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I have that on good authority myself.

Posted by: Adam Lion Schiff at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (DuZls)

362 F'n NOOD. I got screwed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (OX6sG)

363 Oh, so you've already been to one I see.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (YTwfq)
~~~~~

Haha. Actually, that's what I do most weekends (not the crying part though.)

And I was at the last NY/NJ MoMe in Hoboken that CBD hosted.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (NtglE)

364 To be fair, everyone* in Venezuela is equally miserable and reduced to robbing graves**

*well, almost everyone...

**the best part is that this is democratic socialism finally done "right"***

*** for some values of right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (AZxMX)

365 352 willow, Weasel, Eromero and Country Boy would be your own personal body guards.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (AtaaG)


Trust me willow, ain't nobody in xer right mind gonna mess with you once they see those bodyguards!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 08:34 PM (AZxMX)

366 John Solomon @jsolomonReports
17m
Breaking:: @RepMarkMeadows preparing referral asking IG to investigate FBI and Mueller's handling of Manafort warrants, contacts with media and reliance on suspect black ledger evidence. Just updated this story.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (BqBId)

367 315 Of course it's Florida...

JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn

https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

And of course it's in Coward County, part of the crazy SE coast.

Posted by: Marybeth at June 19, 2019 08:43 PM (4pK1/)

368 66 Willowed:

Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)


there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (YTwfq)

Get RTIC instead.

And why pays $300 for a cooler?

Someone who thinks a cooler is worth $300.

The ultimate law of economics remains:
Res quantum valet tantum vendi potest.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (mEn6y)

369 330 The answer, universally, is shitty government. That is what makes people poor, and the extent of your poverty is directly proportional to the shitiness of your government.

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What you call "shitty government" is the human norm, if we average government throughout history.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)

This alone is why Canada's call for "peace, order and good government" is so laughable.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 08:45 PM (mEn6y)

370 Weasel is a very nice gentleman and my neighbor (it turns out). I'm sketchier than Weasel.

Sorry, bro.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 08:59 PM (nRWPy)

371 How does anyone know anything was stolen?

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 12:36 AM (hhrZn)

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