Trump, Jr.: So Biden Says He'll Cure Cancer If You Elect Him President.<br>Why Didn't He Cure Cancer In His Past 50 Years of Holding Elective Office?

Trump, Jr.: So Biden Says He'll Cure Cancer If You Elect Him President.
Why Didn't He Cure Cancer In His Past 50 Years of Holding Elective Office?

Maybe he was permitting cancer to continue killing people in order to hold it over our heads at precisely this moment.

While warming up the crowd at President Trump’s re-election rally in Orlando Tuesday, Donald Trump Jr. took a few swipes at the Democratic frontrunner.
"I hear brilliant guys like Joe Biden," he said to the fired-up crowd of some 20,000, "'Government has failed you.' Usually, as he's groping someone."
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"There’s something off with that guy," Trump Jr. added. "Maybe yo'’re the problem, Joe Biden?" he suggested, referencing his decades in government -- a record which could cause the former vice president problems on key issues like the Hyde Amendment.
The president’s son also ridiculed Biden’s promise that he would "cure cancer" if he was elected president. "Why the hell didn't you do that over the last 50 years, Joe?"

Don Jr. also dubbed Joe Biden with a Low-Energy nickname -- "Floppy Joe." Which I don't think is meant to recall only his flip-flopping.

Earlier in the speech, Trump identified former President Obama taking credit for the good economy as the "stupidest statement in the history of politics and economics."
Trump continued by explaining Biden's "vested interest" in China, telling the crowd, "His son took $1.5 billion from the Chinese government as investment."
"The greatest investors in America have spent years trying to get Chinese money to invest with them. They can't do it. He goes there on a state trip and in ten days he comes back with $1.5 billion. Wonder why?" he said. "Now they're not a threat."
Trump then engaged the crowd with a little "role reversal" game.
"What do you think would be the media's reaction if Donald Trump Jr. took $1.50 from the Chinese? Not $1.5 billion like Joe Biden’s son. Just $1.50."
"They would lose their goddamn minds," he declared before hitting Biden for flip-flopping.
"But you know? Floppy Joe-- Floppy Joe, he's out there flip-flopping on everything. He doesn’t know what the hell he stands for anymore," Trump said, adding that the media will not call him out because "they want him to win."

Not to be outdone by Biden only deciding to do something about cancer after taking a wait-and-see-attitude about it for fifty years, Trump himself promised that the administration was close to curing cancer itself, as well as eradicating AIDS.

President Trump said during his 2020 reelection campaign kickoff speech late Tuesday that his administration is "getting closer” to curing cancer.
"We will push onward with new medical frontiers," Trump told a packed stadium of 20,000 in Orlando, Fla. "We will come up with the cures to many, many problems, to many, many diseases -- including cancer and others -- and we're getting closer all the time."
Trump also made a campaign promise of eradicating AIDS "once and for all," adding that "we’'e very close."

Oh, it's a promise? Was Joe Biden's statement a promise, or just puffery?

That said, there's a lot of promise that AIDS is a disease with a limited future and we might finally be getting cures to many cancers soon.

Alas, we've seen such hopes before. That's why I barely mention them any longer. I don't want to get hopes up.

But still, there are promising new drugs and techniques out there.

By the way, Joe Biden is a leftwing authoritarian. It's that "authoritarian" part that the leftwing media confuses with "being conservative," but it's just that Joe Biden never saw a problem he didn't think some government strongarming -- finding "pretexts" for government coercion -- couldn't fix.

Wow Joe Biden really doesn’t like EDM pic.twitter.com/hTthSCQYlg
— Nando (@nandorvila) June 19, 2019

But that's not "conservative" -- that's just lunchbox leftism.

I hate that idea, which many leftwing prosecutors also have, that laws are infinitely malleable and that we can just contrive whatever "pretext" we like to jail people who are doing things we don't like but are doing things which no law has been passed to outlaw.

If the law is undefined in this way -- if it's all up to a leftwing prosecutor's whim and readily mutable by the imaginative and unscrupulous -- then we are not a nation of laws not men, but men not laws.

One of the only things we have protecting us from the whims of politically motivated officials looking for professional advancement off jailing a citizen is the idea that laws mean what they say, and say what they mean.

Not that a clever operator like Andrew Weismann can twist plain meanings and make the law whatever he needs to collect his next political scalp.

The most immediate route to tyranny is granting a prosecutor the power to prosecute people not according to the letter of the law, but whatever he is capable of imagining the law to be in his own mercenary, careerist, status-seeking head.

The law is written in the statutory code, not sketched in penumbras and emanations of a corrupt politician's private dreamjournal.

And PS, they're almost all corrupt, and almost all prosecutors are politicians, or hope to be politicians officially one day.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:00 PM

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1 Suuuurrrreeee...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (UUBmN)

2 and a first...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2019 05:05 PM (UUBmN)

3 That was a really funny statement by Trump. I needed a laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:05 PM (ivkO2)

4 Biden makes AOC seem like a functional retard.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (H4VdJ)

5 LOL Get F*cked Creepy joe

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (9dQxE)

6 I just looked 10 seconds before this was posted

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (BbGew)

7 Maybe he can work on a cure for foot-in-mouth also.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (xptlg)

8 Even though I see it with my own eyes, it is damn near inconceivable for me to understand how these knuckleheads think they have something to offer the public.

They honestly think we are that stupid, don't they?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 05:07 PM (Y4EXg)

9 New thread just in time....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY8)

10 8 years as VP he could have at least cured something, maybe strep throat

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM (BbGew)

11 He could have saved his son? And he didn't? What a monster.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM (32YRo)

12 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Apparently Trump is a master of that strategy. He could deal with the kzinti.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM (ClOmq)

13 "I hear brilliant guys like Joe Biden," he said to the fired-up crowd of some 20,000, "'Government has failed you.' Usually, as he's groping someone."
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Comedy Gold Jerry!

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM (G0vdT)

14 Oh good. That last thread was getting a little gamy.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (xjiRE)

15 Oh, just as we were pimping 3M VHB adhesive tape as the cure to sexual dysfunction on the last thread?

I want Don Jr as President. I don't really want a dynasty, but the dude gets it.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (8erNz)

16 Oh, it's a promise? Was Joe Biden's statement a promise, or just puffery?

I'm Trumps case its sloppy language and chain of thought expository speech-making which he's done a lot of and gotten caught on before. What he said, taken directly and literally, sounds like a promise to cure cancer and AIDS, just like Biden's stupidity. Taken as it was delivered it was "lots of great stuff is coming in my America" with lots of frosting on top.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (39g3+)

17 Floppy Joe.

I love it! It's going to be yuuuuuugely popular!

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (XKZwp)

18 8 years as VP he could have at least cured something, maybe strep throat
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM

They approached him about trying to eradicate the "clap" and he said, why? I like being able to turn my lights on and off with it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (H4VdJ)

19 Creepy Joe really doesn't like EDM? I'm sorry but I don't know what that means. Doesn't he like Edmonton?

Now that he's threatened Republicans with physical violence is it okay to take the first punch, pre-emptive defence?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (JgA4k)

20 "Maybe he was permitting cancer to continue killing people in order to hold it over our heads at precisely this moment."

Plausible; it's the kind of thing a sociopath like him would do.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (a5hgv)

21 Just Joe being Joe.

So, sure, let's make him President.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

22 Probably "Floppy-Joe" because he has saggy old man ass. Unless he's had a butt lift it's probably "floppy".

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (j3ReE)

23 Oh good. That last thread was getting a little gamy.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM

So does that mean you didn't want me to post the RBG sex tape then?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (H4VdJ)

24 >>>Creepy Joe really doesn't like EDM?

it refers to Mario Rubo's favorite type of music (he claims), Electronic Dance Music, often played at raves.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

25 Not to be outdone by Biden only deciding to do something about cancer after taking a wait-and-see-attitude about it for fifty years, Trump himself promised that the administration was close to curing cancer itself, as well as eradicating AIDS.

won't someone think about the endangered viruses?

Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of Viruses at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (sGtp+)

26 8 years as VP he could have at least cured something, maybe strep throat

He was too busy being the sheriff to make sure Stimulus spending wasn't wasted

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

27 test

Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (tVQUs)

28 I really like someone going down to the level of the democrats and kicking them. I haven't seen that for a good 29 years.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (YslsA)

29 Medicare for all will have the best doctors retiring or looking for another profession.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (RBOtF)

30 That said, there's a lot of promise that AIDS is a disease with a limited future and we might finally be getting cures to many cancers soon.

Alas, we've seen such hopes before. That's why I barely mention them any longer. I don't want to get hopes up.

But still, there are promising new drugs and techniques out there.

That's true to a certain degree. At least some cancers are starting to become regarded as chronic, manageable diseases. AIDS was an automatic death sentence in the 1980s, but not nearly so much today.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (xjiRE)

31 24 >>>Creepy Joe really doesn't like EDM?

it refers to Mario Rubo's favorite type of music (he claims), Electronic Dance Music, often played at raves.
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

I'll have to agree with him about that. I'm so ashamed?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (JgA4k)

32 Biden said he'd really like to shake Merkle's hand.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (H4VdJ)

33 Like I ve said. Joe Biden is Satan with Downs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (rIQuo)

34 first scoop ... "we almost have the cure for AIDS"

second scoop ... "we are very close on many frontiers, including cancer"

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (Cus5s)

35 AIDS could be eradicated in ten years if it was treated like the deadly disease it is and not A Gay Badge of Honor.

But Gay, so we'll let it keep acting like inner city gun violence. Because Gay.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (mZ/17)

36 if only creepy Uncle Joe could cure his creeptosis
dude is wierd

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (z9rum)

37 We had the chance to make Christopher Reeve walk again, and hatey old America let that one go by, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

38 They approached him about trying to eradicate the "clap" and he said, why? I like being able to turn my lights on and off with it.

Every time I think of Barack Obama's DNI I think 'Clap Off' should drop him in Gitmo.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (8erNz)

39 Yeah, there's a lot of that pseudo extortion behavior from Democratic candidates.

Vote for me and I'll fix something that will help humanity as a whole, or at a minimum solve some huge giantass problem the United States has, because I has a plan!

But I can only reveal it if you make me President!

Jackass John Kerry had some super plan back when he ran against Bush the lesser that would solve some crisis we had going, but he was only handing it out if we made him President.

So, I can save your life, but only if you give me what I want. That's the kinda guy I want running shit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (37IEG)

40 this may sound insane, and maybe it is, but they're altering the HIV virus to only infect AIDS-infected cells. The HIV on the outside of the cell acts as some kind of tag that can be exploited to microtarget chemo to just those cancerous cells.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

41 Marco Rubio met his wife while giving handjobs in a pool filled with bubbles while the women stood around the pool and watched. This was a thing back in the 90's. Pics exist of Marco playing bubble boy.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (xTFXi)

42 I still like "sloppy Joe" better than floppy Joe. "Sloppy" was an adjective custom made for Trump.

Posted by: theATL at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (yFgwo)

43 Bob Dole can help you, Floppy Joe.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

44 >>>37 We had the chance to make Christopher Reeve walk again, and hatey old America let that one go by, too.

I never cared for him.

Posted by: Joe Biden and His Oils and Tonics of Miracles at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

45 Assuming it was possible, we'll not see a cure for AIDS. It's too convenient in certain circles. Like a lot of other things.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (AM1GF)

46

Was Marco getting or giving?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (UFLLM)

47 oh, and yo my little rethugs in the greyish-blue boxes
I hate your dogs

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (z9rum)

48 Ol' Slow Joe's hair plugs got installed just a wee bit too deeply last time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (HaL55)

49 EDM = Electric Discharge Machining.

What are the tool-and-die makers supposed to do without it ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (a5hgv)

50 41 Marco Rubio met his wife while giving handjobs in a pool filled with bubbles while the women stood around the pool and watched. This was a thing back in the 90's. Pics exist of Marco playing bubble boy.

Really? And I missed out? Damn.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (8erNz)

51 There are some hot as fuck degenerate chicks that regularly attend the EDM scene. If you are hard up, take the EDM pill.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (xTFXi)

52
I wonder if Obama is going to ask him "What magic wand do you have?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (M9ntN)

53 Like I ve said. Joe Biden is Satan with Downs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec

He's the Fredo of evil!

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (32YRo)

54 AIDS was an automatic death sentence in the 1980s, but not nearly so much today.

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Yep. It's funny to consider that the disease could've gone a long way in forcing monogamous relationships and stability in their sham "marriages," but hey, who cares now? It's not like it kills us anymore.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (mZ/17)

55 AIDS was supposed to be a hetero plague by, what was it, 1992? Everyone in the media was telling us that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

56 Kinda hard to "cure cancer" when its a constellation of different types and causes.

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (qEujL)

57 When the news broke about teh totes not ghey bubble raves, that's why Chris Christie called him Bubble Boy.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (xTFXi)

58
If all it takes to cure cancer is some lefty presidential leadership, why didn't Obama do it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (M9ntN)

59 >>>Yep. It's funny to consider that the disease could've gone a long way in forcing monogamous relationships and stability in their sham "marriages," but hey, who cares now? It's not like it kills us anymore.
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk?

and lung cancer teaches people not to smoke. So, yay lung cancer I guess?

Lung Cancer is just God's way of teaching us that the body is a temple.

Shut the fuck up, dummy.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

60 Duh, we can only cure cancer if double taxes and ban guns.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (FiUMj)

61 I love this man! No homo

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (1l8jw)

62 When the news broke about teh totes not ghey bubble raves, that's why Chris Christie called him Bubble Boy.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM

Did he take a drink of water? Rubio turned out to be an ass fucker anyway so it's fitting.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (H4VdJ)

63 This is going to go on Biden's list of lies at the WaPo or NYT, right? What? They don't have a list for him? Weird!

Posted by: Ree at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (N3yvc)

64 10 8 years as VP he could have at least cured something, maybe strep throat
____________

Yep, and it's not like he was busy during those 8 VP years.

All he was doing was harrassing female SS agents by making them look at his tiny swinging dick when he swam nekkid in front of them, the old perv.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (k4dH2)

65 They honestly think we are that stupid, don't they?"

"They" don't care. They're that smaht...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (6qErC)

66 49 EDM = Electric Discharge Machining.

What are the tool-and-die makers supposed to do without it ?

Well, they can pay attention to their controls and consoles and not crank up the boom-boxes and bounce around with the bare tummies of nineteen-year-olds.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (8erNz)

67 Holy shit, haven't seen one of THOSE in a dog's age...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (AM1GF)

68 If you let loose a law, it will do as a dog does. It will obey its own nature, not yours. -- G. K. Chesterton, "Eugenics and Other Evils"

Though I think Chesterton was assuming a better nature on the left than deserved.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (wzvqt)

69 Joe Biden needs to take care of the common cold first.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (88xKn)

70 At least some cancers are starting to become regarded as chronic, manageable diseases.

The skin cancers have been there for awhile now, assuming they don't spread elsewhere.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (ykYG2)

71

We had high hopes for HIV and the Africa/India populations.

Oh well, back to the drawing board...

Posted by: UN Globalists at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (UFLLM)

72 Curing cancer is a shovel-ready job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (LISuA)

73 Didn't Obama promise to cure cancer too or was that VP Joe too back then??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (Dh1wo)

74 Joe Biden needs to take care of the common cold first.
Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM

How about we start with mosquitos! Took the puppy for a walk last night in the woods. Holy shit, I had to bail out before I lost 4 pints of blood! Bastards!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (H4VdJ)

75 Shut the fuck up, dummy.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

Hey!
That's my line!

Posted by: Agitated Mark Levin at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (ufFY8)

76 If all it takes to cure cancer is some lefty presidential leadership, why didn't Obama do it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Well shucks!

Joe couldn't even cure the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Cancer has killed quite a few people close to me, including my Father.
I kind of resent this kind of "Boy! Howdy!" political pitch stroking by both Biden and Trump.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

77 While I want people to stop sleeping around and engage in faithful monogomous marriages, AIDS was an unmitigated evil and I'm glad to see it being dealt with.

I'm less glad at seeing so much money and time poured into it while Cancer was being largely bypassed. At one time at least AIDS research was getting like 20 times the money as cancer research, which was killing like 100 times as many people a year.

But cancer didn't interfere with many people's lifestyle and desire to have as much sex as possible with as many people as possible so they never have time to stop and thin about how empty and pointless their life is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (39g3+)

78 AIDS was supposed to be a hetero plague by, what was it, 1992? Everyone in the media was telling us that"

Every body has AIDS!

(And yeah - Phil had an "AIDS " script backdrop)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (6qErC)

79 >>>56 Kinda hard to "cure cancer" when its a constellation of different types and causes.

well, yeah, but I think one method of killing a lot of cancers, if it could be perfected, is finding a way to microtarget (or nanotarget) cancer cells only with chemo, rather than than exposing the whole body to it.

Not only would that avoid the horrible side-effects of chemo -- which acts as a poison in healthy cells too -- but it would allow you deliver much more lethal doses to cancerous cells, so you'd have a much lower chance of leaving any behind.

I think that's a major thrust of research. Tagging them somehow, or creating something that only cancer cells can suck in.

The woman who cured HPV cancers used a method along those lines, though I forget the details. And you'd have to adapt that sort of thing to other cancers, which wouldn't be just like HPV cancers, but the Proof of Concept has been demonstrated.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (PbpT7)

80 Step right up for Professor Floppy Joe's cancer cure each bottle only costs your soul.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

81 Floppy Joe... lmao!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

82 And talk about public health; ridding the world of mosquitos should be priority one.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (ykYG2)

83 I was gonna cure cancer, but I got high.

Posted by: Prezzydent Skeezy McChronic at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

84
lol: President Trump plans to live-tweet during the Totalitarian's debate.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (OAYzD)

85 @75
If you take a woman along the skeeters will leave you alone

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (rIQuo)

86 Now I am singing Floppy Joe to the Adam Sandler Lunch Lady song, damn you all!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (H4VdJ)

87 Wasn't Biden put in charge of the "Cancer Moonshot" back in 2017?

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (Iq27Y)

88 What the fuck? I love spells now!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (xTFXi)

89 And talk about public health; ridding the world of mosquitos should be priority one.

"Hey those Mosquitos are doing a bang up job reducing the surplus brown person population!"
--UNESCO

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

90 Anyone who talks about A CURE for cancer is biologically illiterate.

Each type of cancer has it's own pathophysiology and treatment.

So Joe, is your treatment for pancreatic cancer the same as your treatment for basal cell skin cancer?

Ask Biden about Hodgkin's disease. I'm sure he thinks it's a disease that affects the small people on the Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (1VxG9)

91 >>>88 Wasn't Biden put in charge of the "Cancer Moonshot" back in 2017?

oh yeah...!

Sheriff Joe, producing all the non-results.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

92 I think Jenny had Aids

Posted by: Forrest, Forrest Gump at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

93 @75
If you take a woman along the skeeters will leave you alone
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM

Wife was working, but I will remember that! Man I hate them, won't be long and the horseflies will be out, they are almost as bad. Bastages!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (H4VdJ)

94 I always assumed they would find a cure for Aids considering the enormous investment made in R&D in this area - it actually took much longer than I would have thought. It was not an easy path to a cure, obviously.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM (32YRo)

95
But cancer didn't interfere with many people's lifestyle and desire to have as much sex as possible with as many people as possible so they never have time to stop and thin about how empty and pointless their life is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It took a lot of basic virology research to actually begin to understand HIV and how it worked.
No research is wasted, and a lot of the techniques revolving around AIDS research also have fed into Cancer research.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM (vcOmj)

96 90 And talk about public health; ridding the world of mosquitos should be priority one.

"Hey those Mosquitos are doing a bang up job reducing the surplus brown person population!"
--UNESCO
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

And Ticks..... ticks are from de Debbil......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM (90T4r)

97 I think that Israeli company has a method to 'customize' an indivdual's specific cancer. I hear some guy talk about it, and it had something to do with targeting the specific cancer cells.
They were going to start with developing treatments for more common types of cancers first, if I recall.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM (ufFY8)

98 Predicting a disastrous year for corn harvest. Maybe we should suspend the RFS this year? Which candidate will have the balls to pitch that idea in IA?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (dNzKv)

99 Creepy Joe really doesn't like EDM?

Electrical discharge machining?

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (Iq27Y)

100 a huge problem right now is that so many bacteria are becoming completely immune to all of our antibiotics.

Which means that routine death from fairly minor injury due to infection/sepsis might be ready for a big comeback.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

101 Buffalo Gnats, won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight........

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (90T4r)

102 Kraken
If you think ticks are bad I invite you to try chiggers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (rIQuo)

103 The Biden Campaign's medical advisor is Medieval Barber Theodoric of York.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

104 I hate political campaigns on both sides of the aisle. But I also hated locker room pep talks . I'm more of a Spock when it comes to a job that needs to be done or a game that has to be won.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (KtcMg)

105 and lung cancer teaches people not to smoke. So, yay lung cancer I guess?

Lung Cancer is just God's way of teaching us that the body is a temple.

Shut the fuck up, dummy.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

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But that's exactly what has happened since the 90s or so, isn't it? People who watched their grandparents and parents die of lung cancer aren't as likely to smoke, right?

AIDS? I bet the annual new HIV numbers are pretty close to where they were a decade ago (maybe even back near Y2K), but, unlike lung cancer, death isn't as much of a health concern anymore so there's no change in overall behavior.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (mZ/17)

106 And Ticks..... ticks are from de Debbil......
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM

Where I live is literally the worst area for deer ticks and therefore Lyme disease. Regular ticks are bad but those little bastards are nasty. Hard to see and I've known 7 or 8 people that have had Lymes and it's awful, for some it lasts for years.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (H4VdJ)

107
I've got great news, folks, really, the best. I was playing the back 9 with Tiger, you all know Tiger, he's fantastic, when it hit me... the cure for cancer! I took the idea to the lab, and it turns out my stuff will cure any cancer.

*pulls vial from breast pocket*

That's right people, Trump cured cancer. Trump KILLED cancer, that's what our wonderful Surgeon General Jerome Adams, said to me. Jerome Adams (hi Jerome).

He said 'this is incredible Mr. President (he always calls me Mr. President, I told him relax, call me Donald)!'

Donald, he said, 'you've killed cancer.'

And it's not a cure, it's even better - it works in-stant-ly. Pain-less-ly. And, this is the best part, you'll love this, Trumpexa also whitens your teeth! Brightens those pearly whites. Trumpexa.

As I always say, 'Republicans are the Party of Healthcare!"

Posted by: DJT at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (5aX2M)

108 I have heard that flamethrowers kill 100% of cancer cells they are fired at.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (dNzKv)

109 Now that he's threatened Republicans with physical violence is it okay to take the first punch, pre-emptive defence?

In Texas its legal to get into a fight for as long all participating parties agree.

Sounds like Floppy Joe agrees.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (lD3vL)

110 " I shall cure juvenile cancer by a laying on of hands..."

Posted by: Rev. Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (QzkSJ)

111 I think that Israeli company has a method to 'customize' an indivdual's specific cancer. I hear some guy talk about it, and it had something to do with targeting the specific cancer cells.
They were going to start with developing treatments for more common types of cancers first, if I recall.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

There are a lot of cancer researchers working in the same direction. The James Cancer Research Hospital at Ohio State is doing the same thing.

It is a promising lead that a lot of research hospitals are doing.
The Israelis just have better PR.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (vcOmj)

112 Funny how all these programs have significant, and permanent), "maintenance" costs, and the costs (unexpectedly) turn out to generate lovely quantities of graft, and surprisingly have few, if any, measurable parameters that can be used to assess the efficacy of the program!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (AZxMX)

113 >>>But that's exactly what has happened since the 90s or so, isn't it? People who watched their grandparents and parents die of lung cancer aren't as likely to smoke, right?

yay for deadly diseases! They are our best Moral Educators!!!

They're God's little enforcers!

Never lost someone to disease, huh?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

114 Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (OAYzD)

Twitter will probably ban him for that time period.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (ivkO2)

115 it's all just grist for ideological imperatives, huh?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

116 80
well, yeah, but I think one method of killing a lot of cancers, if it could be perfected, is finding a way to microtarget (or nanotarget) cancer cells only with chemo, rather than than exposing the whole body to it.

Not only would that avoid the horrible side-effects of chemo -- which acts as a poison in healthy cells too -- but it would allow you deliver much more lethal doses to cancerous cells, so you'd have a much lower chance of leaving any behind.
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (PbpT7)

They're doing that with radiation, too. A robotic device called CyberKnife uses data from an MRI to precisely fix the size, shape, and location of the tumor, then moves around and hits it from every angle while leaving healthy tissue alone.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (xjiRE)

117 No research is wasted, and a lot of the techniques revolving around AIDS research also have fed into Cancer research

Sure, but that also works in reverse, and stopping people from dying from cancer would be a HUGE impact, plus would have helped research on AIDS. Instead we got the opposite.

Because one frightened people from their hedonist lifestyle and the other didn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)

118 Another shot at the Bidens...
https://twitter.com/neecbf/status/
1140312453051506688

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (Dh1wo)

119 let me go conspiracy on you guys
I think the cure to several forms of cancer have all ready been discovered but aren't released for testing due to the FDA being total idiots who have to prove they matter by denying all chances to help people and/or there are political big wigs/appointees who are waiting to buy up the stock of the company before its released so they can get paid from that legal insider knowledge

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (z9rum)

120 My first wife and I were.... intimate..... in a field once.... we counted 47 chigger bites on her ... on One leg and thigh !!!! good times, good times..... I had maybe 8 total......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (90T4r)

121 Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (mZ/17)

I'm going to extrapolate. Tell me if I'm misconstruing or putting words in your mouth.

"Some people deserve to die because they like a different kind of sex than I do".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (fuK7c)

122 Yeast is becoming resistant to anti fungal treatments.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (xTFXi)

123 I'll just say. FUCK cancer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (H4VdJ)

124 The fact the media says Floppy Joe has the common touch tells me a lot about how little they think about the common folk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (JgA4k)

125 >>>112 I think that Israeli company has a method to 'customize' an indivdual's specific cancer. I hear some guy talk about it, and it had something to do with targeting the specific cancer cells.

I had a post on that in draft but then didn't publish when I saw other scientists saying that this was wildly premature and possibly just nonsense.

That's one of the stories I was thinking about when I said I avoid these stories now.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

126 I am confused why both candidates are talking about curing cancer though, is this a big hot button polling issue or something? Did Trump feel like Biden stole his thunder??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (39g3+)

127 Along this line, ask a leftard why Obama and Biden never blew the whistle on Bush's masterminding of 9-11. Why no arrests or trials?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

128
Good News: We can cure cancer!

Bad News: It makes your genitals fall off!

Choose wisely!

Posted by: Monsanto at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (UFLLM)

129 Yeast is becoming resistant to anti fungal treatments.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM

How will this effect beer? That's way more important.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (H4VdJ)

130 123 Yeast is becoming resistant to anti fungal treatments.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today

Don't I know it

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

131 I know the Al Capone prosecution for tax evasion in order to put him away in Alcatraz forever is considered a brilliant move, but it's actually terrifying.

The idea anyone else in that era would have probably just paid a fine, but Capone being Capone meant a different standard is a blank check for the legal system to be a nation of men and not laws.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (UfkIY)

132 I know at one point we were spending more money on AIDS research than all other diseases combined. For a disease that kills fewer than male breast cancer. So I sure hope that we got some good leads back from it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (Iq27Y)

133 unlike lung cancer, death isn't as much of a health concern anymore so there's no change in overall behavior.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk?

I think the issue here is you don't want to wish death on someone even if their lifestyle assisted in that outcome - the saddest case of death by Aids was Freddy Mercury - had he managed to live only a four or five more years - treatments were developed that would have extended his life - sad.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (32YRo)

134

Gropin' Joe: The cure for cancer involves a lot of hair sniffing and rubbing up on young girls

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (OLCnA)

135 The fact the media says Floppy Joe has the common touch tells me a lot about how little they think about the common folk.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM

I'm thinking more of the pervy touch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (H4VdJ)

136 The key to curing cancer is to take disguise away from cancer cells. . They've made some significant progress in that area.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (KtcMg)

137 @MegKinnardAP

UPDATE: Facing mounting criticism, @SCDP will now allow @SCETV, the state's @PBS affiliate, to livestream the event on its social media platforms.

Yeah um, that fixes nothing.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (cF8AT)

138 I hope not to die from drug resistant jock itch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (rIQuo)

139 Predicting a disastrous year for corn harvest. Maybe we should suspend the RFS this year? Which candidate will have the balls to pitch that idea in IA?

He'll get the backing of Mexicans, the cattle industry and boat owners.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (lD3vL)

140

Don Jr for President.

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (CDcJN)

141 AIDS? I bet the annual new HIV numbers are pretty close to where they were a decade ago (maybe even back near Y2K), but, unlike lung cancer, death isn't as much of a health concern anymore so there's no change in overall behavior.

Even worse. With pre exposure prophylaxis, "PreP" in the ads, you can pop a pill and practice all of the shitty behavior you want. Cute your HIV before you get it! Go out and have consequence free sex. Pop prep before and take a morning after, after! Now where is my government subsidy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (dNzKv)

142 Never lost someone to disease, huh?

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Yes, and that was part of the point about smoking.

I'm not cheering disease, just pointing out that pretending it's not a deadly communicable disease with predictable and preventable methods of transmission because Woke (or whatever the term was in the 80s) has done nothing but make it worse.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (mZ/17)

143 On the positive side, I'm sure almost all professional politicians will end up in a Dantean circle of hell.

/greed? fraud? treachery? heresy? stay tuned!

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (Cczdz)

144 Not that a clever operator like Andrew Weismann can twist plain meanings and make the law whatever he needs to collect his next political scalp.

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it's not even that clever. He just misstates the law.

You saw how Barr took apart Mooler's definition of obstruction.

just because a law has the word "any" in it doesn't mean that it's unlimited.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (JziUy)

145 Predicting a disastrous year for corn harvest"

Depends.

Also, corn isn't fuel.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (6qErC)

146 If you think ticks are bad I invite you to try chiggers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (rIQuo)

Chiggers are treatable, though very irritating.
The "right" tick bite can change your life, and NOT in a good way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (AZxMX)

147 29 Medicare for all will have the best doctors retiring or looking for another profession.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (RBOtF)

My doctor stopped taking new patients last year. He's unhappy with the direction things are taking. "I can retire any time I want," he said, "but some of my patients have been with me for decades." So as patients move on, or die, he's going to cut back on his hours instead of replacing them. Already he doesn't see patients on Fridays.

Imagine if just ten or twenty percent of doctors did that? I once had a crappy health plan where it took five or six weeks to see your primary care doc. They probably saved a lot of money, too, since by then you're usually either better or dead.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (h2Bdk)

148 >>>I think the cure to several forms of cancer have all ready been discovered but aren't released for testing due to the FDA being total idiots who have to prove they matter by denying all chances to help people and/or there are political big wigs/appointees who are waiting to buy up the stock of the company before its released so they can get paid from that legal insider knowledge

nah

I mean, that woman in Mexico really did find a cure for HPV cancer. They didn't suppress that, did they?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

149 I have Alpha- Gal.... Mammalian Meat Allergy.... courtesy of the charming Lone Star Tick.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:29 PM (90T4r)

150
Here's an easy one, I think:

All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (OAYzD)

151 Bad News: It makes your genitals fall off!

Choose wisely!

Well, its not like I'm using them anyway...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

152 It is a promising lead that a lot of research hospitals are doing.

The Israelis just have better PR.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (vcOmj)

It is the 'targeting' concept that is the key.
I remember investing in biotech companies like Transgenix, which were researching monoclonal antibodies, and breeding/cloning mice (and goats, in Trangenix' case) to produce specific antibodies for gene therapy. Now, any time you see a drug with the last letters 'mab' - that's a 'monoclonal antibody' probably developed from that technique.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (ufFY8)

153 If President, God forbid, Joe Biden ever meets Prime Minister, God forbid, Bollywood the combined stupid would be frightening. It could form a singularity.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (JgA4k)

154 I always win. I've won in the past. I win in the present. I will win in the future.

Posted by: Angel of Death at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

155 Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (UfkIY)

They had the evidence for that right? What would be more scary is if they would have convicted him of the murders most people assume he did based on bogus evidence.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (KtcMg)

156
All you rubbers in Africa.
Kill all the folks in Egypt and Israel, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (OAYzD)

157 If President, God forbid, Joe Biden ever meets Prime Minister, God forbid, Bollywood the combined stupid would be frightening. It could form a singularity.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM

Yea, but the handshake with Angela Merkel would be epic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (H4VdJ)

158 Watching an old CSI NY episode the theme song really grabbed me. The first lines are really a bitter clinger anthem

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (39g3+)

159
I'm going to extrapolate. Tell me if I'm misconstruing or putting words in your mouth.

"Some people deserve to die because they like a different kind of sex than I do".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (fuK7c)

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Think more along the lines of

"I know I have ebola, but you know, I could really go for some Golden Corral."

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (mZ/17)

160 Kumar Rocker is a beast on the mound.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (xTFXi)

161 Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (UfkIY)

J Edgar Hoover set the tone for the FBI.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (AZxMX)

162 It is the 'targeting' concept that is the key.

It's also really expensive. It'll probably come down a bit in price, but right now there's no indication it will ever be an option for more than the wealthiest people.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (h2Bdk)

163 I know at one point we were spending more money on AIDS research than all other diseases combined. For a disease that kills fewer than male breast cancer.

Government research into anything pretty much institutionalizes whatever the heck they are researching for all eternity - without ever hope of a solution.

Reason being, in business, R&D usually needs to become a product or service; in government the funding only needs to last until retirement of the recipients of research money.

If a researcher for business finds a cure for cancer, he can retire wealthy. If a researcher in government finds a cure for anything, he is out of a job and broke.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (lD3vL)

164 Pam Geller's site has an article up about an illegal alien (from Mexico) homeless asshole who followed a partially paralyzed woman and her 3 year-old kid from their mailbox back to their apartment. Asshole didn't know the victim; it was just a crime of opportunity. Saw a vulnerable, disabled woman who couldn't defend herself, and pounced.

Illegal asshole raped the woman (who uses a wheelchair), and took an Alford plea when caught (basically admitting guilt). He was sentenced to 12 months, of which he served 9 months (all but one day in pretrial detention). He was released on the condition that he return to Mexico, but instead of going home, the asshole illegal alien returned to his victim's home and beat her up (remember, this is a partially paralyzed 30ish woman in a wheelchair), choked her and gave her a concussion. And yes, there was a restraining order that he stay away from the victim, for all the good it did her.

This happened in "sanctuary city" Seattle. This is the kind of vermin that the leftists fuckwits are protecting, instead of protecting actual citizens, who are the illegals' victims.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (k4dH2)

165 Medicare for all will have the best doctors retiring or looking for another profession.

Yeah, here's the tier, as far as I can tell

PPO

Gold Plans PPO/HMO

Most Expensive Silver Plans PPO/HMO

LOL Get Fucked

Most good doctors will ONLY take PPOs. If you're lucky, they might take Gold plan/ highest tier silver HMOs. BTW... high tier silver is $600+ a month.

If you have a pricey Medicare supplemental, you might get lucky.

Medicaid? Just dial a psychic.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Cczdz)

166 Cancer isn't just one thing. Every type of cell in the body can become "cancerous" and can become cancerous for several different reasons. There will never be a single cure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (dNzKv)

167 I mean, that woman in Mexico really did find a cure for HPV cancer. They didn't suppress that, did they?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

No, but they totally suppressed the fact that Jesus left an image of His Face on her Tortilla.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

168 I had the bullseye target mark on my back from a deer tick bite. Luckily I was treated with antibiotics quickly enough.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (gmo/4)

169 63 When the news broke about teh totes not ghey bubble raves, that's why Chris Christie called him Bubble Boy.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM

Did he take a drink of water? Rubio turned out to be an ass fucker anyway so it's fitting.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (H4VdJ)

WTH? Since when is Rubio an ass-fucker? Don't much care for the guy, but also don't agree with the propensity of some to start with the wild claims.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (vkS2Z)

170
Chiggers are treatable, though very irritating.
The "right" tick bite can change your life, and NOT in a good way!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM

A buddy's wife (as others I know as well) got Lymes disease from deer tick bites. It took them months to diagnose it, and there really is no treatment, she went though hell! She is still suffering the side effects from it. I'll take a chigger any day over that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (H4VdJ)

171 I can't in my most horrible nightmare imagine Creepy Uncle Joe is President.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (BbGew)

172 >>>It's also really expensive. It'll probably come down a bit in price, but right now there's no indication it will ever be an option for more than the wealthiest people.

i dunno about that. People with cancer require multiple years of expensive treatment. A treatment that was a knockout punch, even if very expensive, would probably be cheaper or not much more expensive when you add up all the years of less effective treatment.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

173 Floppy Joe probably thinks Ebola is something they play in the Special Olympics.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (JgA4k)

174 Biden is too dumb to be subtle.

His convention speech is going to be, "Trump is going to re-enslave blacks, murder all the Mexicans, and give us all cancer. I won't do that stuff. Vote Biden-Abrams!"

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (hdzef)

175 That's one of the stories I was thinking about when I said I avoid these stories now.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah, I heard it on the business channels first. Then in the short radio interview the PR guy was saying it would still take 1-3 years of further research and testing. But the headlines were catnip to the brainless MFM.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (ufFY8)

176 Ah, i almost forgot about the rave wars. Those were the days.

Posted by: Bill Rebar at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (vtd+q)

177 there are political big wigs/appointees who are waiting to buy up the stock of the company before its released so they can get paid from that legal insider knowledge

Which is perfectly legal - that is our overlords are exempt from insider trading regulations.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (lD3vL)

178 My tick caused red meat allergy means no red meat or dairy..... zip, zero, nada.... you know how much dairy there is in manufactured foods???

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

179 WTH? Since when is Rubio an ass-fucker? Don't much care for the guy, but also don't agree with the propensity of some to start with the wild claims.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM

I meant he fcked us in the ass with his gang of 8 John McCain type of leadership etc. Him and Paul Ryan were ones I had hope for. So I suppose I should have made it more clear.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (H4VdJ)

180 They had the evidence for that right? What would be more scary is if they would have convicted him of the murders most people assume he did based on bogus evidence.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

______________

But it basically means anyone can be sent to Alcatraz if a prosecutor really wants to.

Everyone here has probably "fudged" on their taxes, so if you ever piss off a prosecutor enough, they could put you away in the worst prison on Earth for life.

Now did Al Capone deserve to be there? Of course, but it's a slippery slope.

Sort of like why Manafort is rotting in a prison has nothing to do with his tax returns, its that he was Trump's campaign manager for a few weeks.

Had Manafort never involved himself with Trump, no prosecutor would have gone to those lengths to nail him for something silly.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (UfkIY)

181 It took my nephew's girlfriend in college over a month to get a cortisone shot for chest pain and a heart issue she had been having for 3 months. Over a month wait for a freaking cortisone shot.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (xTFXi)

182 This happened in "sanctuary city" Seattle. This is the kind of vermin that the leftists fuckwits are protecting, instead of protecting actual citizens, who are the illegals' victims.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (k4dH2)

That's what lawsuits are for. She should take them for the next ten years worth of spiced lattes.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (h2Bdk)

183 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (ufFY

Various mab drugs kept Mrs H going far longer than previously available treatments would have done, so there is progress.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (AZxMX)

184 @165
Here is the thing. That woman likely votes a straight Democrat ticket. Should I still be upset for her?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (rIQuo)

185 >>>A buddy's wife (as others I know as well) got Lymes disease from deer tick bites. It took them months to diagnose it, and there really is no treatment, she went though hell!

ugh, I know someone who had that. It altered their life completely. And then, I don't know if this was related, they had a stroke at an early age and became severely disabled.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

186 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty, since he said something about being able to work with racisty senators in the 70's and 80's.

https://tinyurl.com/y6nb657f

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (hjaPQ)

187 Its not so much that Biden would be an awful president (he'd do the job okay, although he's a scumbag idiot) its that his being elected would mean the death of everything this nation meant and stood for, and the end of all the hopes everyone has for its future. And the end of any hope for justice for the corrupt and power-abusers. It would mean the end of any hope for justice at all in the country, in its real sense of meaning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (39g3+)

188 Also, corn isn't fuel.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (6qErC)

Until you mash it up and ferment it into alcohol, then add that alcohol to gasoline because environment something something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (dNzKv)

189 So Joe, what is your opinion on the latest ACO protocols for experimental treatment of Stage 4 colon cancer with combined monoclonal antibodies and radiation vs. radiation and chemotherapy? Would love to know your valuable insights.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (1VxG9)

190 179 My tick caused red meat allergy means no red meat or dairy..... zip, zero, nada.... you know how much dairy there is in manufactured foods???
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Tired of chicken yet? That sounds miserable btw. Does it last forever?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (xTFXi)

191
The Beauty Part of the Leftists attacking Joke Biden is they are driving out all the moderates from the Democrat party.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (OAYzD)

192 i dunno about that. People with cancer require multiple years of expensive treatment. A treatment that was a knockout punch, even if very expensive, would probably be cheaper or not much more expensive when you add up all the years of less effective treatment.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

You mean like the Hep-C cure. Maybe. I hope so.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (h2Bdk)

193 >>>167 Cancer isn't just one thing. Every type of cell in the body can become "cancerous" and can become cancerous for several different reasons. There will never be a single cure.

well, but there might well be families of cures.

Exploiting the differences between cancer cells and non-cancerous cells to deliver something that's only poisonous to cancer could work on a host of cancers, even if you have to use a somewhat different method of doing that for difference cancers.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

194 190 Also, corn isn't fuel.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (6qErC)

Until you mash it up and ferment it into alcohol, then add that alcohol to gasoline because environment something something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (dNzKv)

Ethanol..... maybe the greatest boondoggle of our time....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (90T4r)

195 But it basically means anyone can be sent to Alcatraz if a prosecutor really wants to.

Everyone here has probably "fudged" on their taxes, so if you ever piss off a prosecutor enough, they could put you away in the worst prison on Earth for life.

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Easy as pie. Three felonies each day iirc. The trick is if you're worth troubling over.

That's what makes Trump's apparent clean-hands after two years of federal investigations so incredible, too.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (mZ/17)

196 Had Manafort never involved himself with Trump, no prosecutor would have gone to those lengths to nail him for something silly.

Right, you know that for every Manafort there are 50 guys they could have gone after for the same thing. They were trying to get someone who'd flip, but found out there was nothing to flip ON, and ended up just trying to punish people for daring to help and elect Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)

197 Posted by: Claudia Cox at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (QBJ7N)

Does he have a newsletter?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (dNzKv)

198 BTW this is typical Democratic escapism. They can't solve solvable problems so they claim to be able to solve very difficult problems. This is just like California focusing on global warming rather than homelessness and fires.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (1VxG9)

199 I am confused why both candidates are talking about curing cancer though, is this a big hot button polling issue or something? Did Trump feel like Biden stole his thunder??

In the Click-Bait Age, only hyperbole is heard. You can't just say "cure the common cold", you now have to "cure cancer". Given this trajectory, I would not be surprised if someone would boast that they have found the means to be immortal.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (lD3vL)

200 OT, sorry, but:

Pakistan govt accidentally turns 'cat' filter on during FB Live, leaves everyone in splits
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y677op8s

The pictures are pretty funny. I think CSPAN should do this or at least make it an option. Also would be good for the debates.

Posted by: bananadream at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (l6b3d)

201 >>>187 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty, since he said something about being able to work with racisty senators in the 70's and 80's.

https://tinyurl.com/y6nb657f
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

dang I meant to include that here.

I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

202 he'd do the job okay

Now that's what I wanna hear! Wut?

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (EgshT)

203
This happened in "sanctuary city" Seattle.

But is it enough to restore even a speck of sanity? I suspect not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

204 The whole Trump family FIGHTS.

Good on all of them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

205 A buddy's wife (as others I know as well) got Lymes disease from deer tick bites. It took them months to diagnose it, and there really is no treatment, she went though hell!

ugh, I know someone who had that. It altered their life completely. And then, I don't know if this was related, they had a stroke at an early age and became severely disabled.

Posted by: ace

__________

I'm terrified of Lyme's disease.

Please tell me why Big Gov can't spend maybe a little less on AIDS research and a little more on this.

How many people do you know with AIDS?

How many people do you know with Lyme's disease.

Trump would win a lot of voters promising to reintroduce the vaccine even if it was subsidized by the government.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (UfkIY)

206 >>>Pakistan govt accidentally turns 'cat' filter on during FB Live, leaves everyone in splits

what's leaves everyone in splits mean? Did you mean stitches?

I keep meaning to put that up but I'm always like "It's too late for this now."

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

207 Well, floppy in the sense that his old man balls are probably hanging somewhere around his ankles. Or did you want that picture in your head?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (RD7QR)

208 ugh, I know someone who had that. It altered their life completely. And then, I don't know if this was related, they had a stroke at an early age and became severely disabled.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM

That sucks, makes you wonder. My friends wife was a marathon runner. Amazing shape, she would do the mud run things too. She ended up having to use a cane for a while! She's better now but will never be the same again. Where I live is literally the worst area in the nation for lymes due to our vegetation, lakes, soil and climate. So I deet up and check all the time. Found one the other night on me laying in bed but it was just a regular tick, but the whole night I felt creepy crawlie. I didn't dare tell the wife as she is mega freaked by them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (H4VdJ)

209 Which is perfectly legal - that is our overlords are exempt from insider trading regulations.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (lD3vL)

How can you question this little perquisite for our overlords that devote so much of their lives looking out us peons?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (AZxMX)

210 >>>I'm terrified of Lyme's disease.

I get very spooked by it whenever I'm in a woods.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

211 I dislike politicians in general because I believe that most of them are bullshit artists and fakes.
I believe that Biden is one of the biggest fakes in politics. He puts good ol' Joe act as if he's just a harmless, old uncle. He's gotten away with self serving and creepy behavior for decades because his constituents buy it.

Not only is he creepy, with the hair sniffing and groping, but I'll bet he's just as good at lining his own pockets as the Clintons.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

212 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty, since he said something about being able to work with racisty senators in the 70's and 80's.

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Didn't he advocate for segregation in the 70s, too?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (mZ/17)

213 dang I meant to include that here.

I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)
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Not too late to add Ace.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (G0vdT)

214 That's what lawsuits are for. She should take them for the next ten years worth of spiced lattes.
_________________

She can't win, as the family of Kate Steinle found out when they sued San Francisco over the stupid sanctuary policies that allowed yet another homeless moocher illegal alien to take her life.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (k4dH2)

215 The law is written in the statutory code, not sketched in penumbras and emanations of a corrupt politician's private dreamjournal.

This didn't start with prosecutors, it started with the Courts.

Things like a Farmer growing food for his own chickens is somehow INTERSTATE Commerce.

or, shall not be infringed means its OK to make it so you have to get Government permission to even buy AMMO, Government permission to BUY a gun.

We are so far down the Rabbit hole of Stare Decisis making bad rulings bring on further bad rulings... that we are no longer a Republic.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)

216 Doxycycline cures Lymes, but you have to treat it early. For the love of all that is holy stay away from "Lyme literate" practitioners!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (dNzKv)

217 Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (UfkIY)

It was the extent of Capone's tax evasion but I understand and don't disagree with your point.

Actually I would compare the tax evasion strategy at that time to today's RICO statute . They have abused the RICO statute in a few cases also in my opinion which further makes your point.

I'm just saying they did the lesser of two evils to put a very bad guy away.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (KtcMg)

218 And it is sooo good to see the Trumps mock him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

219 "well, but there might well be families of cures."

not really...basal cell skin ca is cured by excision while other treatable cancers like childhood leukemias are treated medically with high success

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (1VxG9)

220 Right, you know that for every Manafort there are 50 guys they could have gone after for the same thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)

Even scarier is the idea a whole bunch of people may be rotting away in Club Fed for the sake of some prosecutor's political ambitions after having done something they didn't realize was a crime.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (h2Bdk)

221 Everyone here has probably "fudged" on their taxes, so if you ever piss off a prosecutor enough, they could put you away in the worst prison on Earth for life.

Or in the case of some Merrill Lynch employees who actually turned down an opportunity with Enron, the persecutors can make up a bogus law and throw you into PMITA prison as a warning to others - and because they just hate us.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (lD3vL)

222 Various mab drugs kept Mrs H going far longer than previously available treatments would have done, so there is progress.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (AZxMX)

What I thought was cool as I read an annual report, was that this company was using cloned goats to produce the anitbody in their milk. This was much, MUCH more efficient than trying to get the antibodies from little cloned mice, lol.

So, the goats were basically industrial-level antibody factories.

I don't know if that is actually being used today. The stock I had got bought out by the big boys pretty quickly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (ufFY8)

223 What is a "cat filter"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

224
USA Today Fake News: "Summer Is Sexist: Women have to sweat 'bikini bodies,' hair removal, camp, and crime."

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (OAYzD)

225 192 179 My tick caused red meat allergy means no red meat or dairy..... zip, zero, nada.... you know how much dairy there is in manufactured foods???
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Tired of chicken yet? That sounds miserable btw. Does it last forever?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (xTFXi)

It has gotten really old...... chicken, turkey, fish..... then repeat.... some people are able to go back to a regular diet, after a few years... there is NO treatment... just complete abstinence.... my allergist is gonna try me out on some food challenges this year... just keep my Epi- Pen handy, she said......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (90T4r)

226 I'll bet Biden is just as rotten as Hunter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (+lVUW)

227
Right, you know that for every Manafort there are 50 guys they could have gone after for the same thing. They were trying to get someone who'd flip, but found out there was nothing to flip ON, and ended up just trying to punish people for daring to help and elect Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_________

Exactly, it was purely political which is why he deserves a pardon.

And I know TruCon Never Trump types will bleat about how e did break the law, that's not the point.

How and why he was prosecuted is the real issue. Anyone else, it would have been a fine or even more likely, no federal prosecutor would have even pursued it.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (UfkIY)

228 The Al Capone case isn't a good example, because it WAS illegal to cheat on income taxes, and Al Capone WAS guilty of that crime. The Feds just hadn't enforced it that zealously before, but the law was clear.

What is so highly objectionable is when Prosecutors like Weissman (and he started off doing it in the Enron case) invent completely new and previously unaccepted "theories" of law to make previously legal behavior illegal - such as suddenly insisting that "Obstruction" can be a crime all by itself, even when it's not connected to any other crime. That is a perversion of what the Law was understood to be for the 200 years before Weissman and his cohorts came up with that "theory", and it should never have even been considered, much less allowed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)

229 We are so far down the Rabbit hole of Stare Decisis making bad rulings bring on further bad rulings... that we are no longer a Republic.

I agree. Courts stopped ruling on common sense and the plain meaning of the constitution, because it got in the way of their desired outcome. And now we're suffering for letting over a century of it take place without stopping them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+)

230 Tick needs to be on you for a couple of days to transmit. Check yourself well when you get home, even in the hairy dark areas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (dNzKv)

231 >>>They can't solve solvable problems so they claim to be able to solve very difficult problems.

yeah, and it's a standard Democrat play to show that you have a "vision" by proposing obvious but fanciful futurist-type programs. They all model themselves on JFK, following the example of the moonshot promise.

and then they explicitly reference that, a la Biden's "cancer moonshot."

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

232 >>>I'm terrified of Lyme's disease.

I get very spooked by it whenever I'm in a woods.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

Ace - Ben's 100% DEET. Come in a pump spray.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

233
Not only is he creepy, with the hair sniffing and groping, but I'll bet he's just as good at lining his own pockets as the Clintons.

Supposedly not, after decades in DC he had a net worth in the hundreds of thousands.

But his family? Supposedly made out like bandits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

234 oh yeah, antibiotic resistance. can't wait for the day a bout with a colon infection becomes a death certificate. wooo.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (TkWCo)

235 dang I meant to include that here.

I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)
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Not too late to add Ace.
Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (G0vdT)

It's never too late to post politicians with whiskers and black noses.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (aS1PU)

236 that woman in Mexico really did find a cure for HPV cancer"

Que? Thought Merck developed Gardasil...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (6qErC)

237 just keep my Epi- Pen handy, she said......
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (90T4r)

Jeez. Seriously? Fuck ticks. Why have we not solved the tick problem yet?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (xTFXi)

238 We haven't had a budget in over a decade, but they're going to cure cancer.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (mZ/17)

239 And I know TruCon Never Trump types will bleat about how e did break the law, that's not the point.

He did, and he's a scumbag, so I don't care if he goes down, I just don't like the how and why, and the refusal to act against the fifty other guys they know of. Enforce the damned law, and do it without hesitation or mercy. Leave that up to the courts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)

240 >>>And I know TruCon Never Trump types will bleat about how e did break the law, that's not the point.

it is very common to avoid registering with FARA. It's not that 50 people could be prosecuted for this, it's more like 5000 or more.

Maybe 50,000.

No one wants to declare themselves a foreign agent because then politicians won't talk to you, and that's the whole point of being a foreign agent, to talk to politicians on behalf of your client.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

241 If 1/10 on a per capita basis had been put into cancer research as was research into the fag disease, AIDS, it would be cured. But...

Did I mention that AIDS is 99% preventable unlike cancer?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (pw+jk)

242 I always spray down when ticks are active. Always. Repellant works and can save your life.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (rIQuo)

243 dang I meant to include that here.

I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

As you get older, it's harder to remember stuff.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (88xKn)

244 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty, since he said something about being able to work with racisty senators in the 70's and 80's.

Notice the Dems don't go after Floppy Joe over pederasty.

They probably strategized that over at Comet Pizza.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (lD3vL)

245 Ethanol..... maybe the greatest boondoggle of our time....
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (90T4r)

Tough one... Ethanol? or Global Warmering? (which brought us this ethanol stupidity).

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (NgKpN)

246 Check yourself well when you get home, even in the hairy dark areas."

Well, I prefer to check where it's well lit, but hey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (6qErC)

247
I miss Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (OAYzD)

248 Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (H4VdJ)

I believe DEET is not very effective against ticks; however, the current advice I have gotten is that permethrin is very effective against them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (AZxMX)

249 Ok Claudia. This isn't that kind of site.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (dNzKv)

250 Oooo. Voodoo spam. That's a new one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

251 Claudia, you're about to be banned. Stop spamming the thread.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (PbpT7)

252 Machines for Sale has been reincarnated.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (EgshT)

253 >>what's leaves everyone in splits mean? Did you mean stitches?

Probably a British'ism by way of India. Most of the Indians I know throw British slang in their conversation.

Posted by: bananadream at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (l6b3d)

254 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty

This is like watching a bucket full of crabs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)

255 225
What is a "cat filter"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

Keeps out the pussy?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (ufFY8)

256 All I know is when I read about CBD, or some other cob, or moron, cooking up a ribeye, or some pulled pork, I get pretty depressed...

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (90T4r)

257 Ben's 100% DEET

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

258 Tough one... Ethanol? or Global Warmering?

Add to the scale: the ethanol people brought you high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (fuK7c)

259 Holy crap, unless I'm reading it wrong we haven't had a budget passed in this century.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (mZ/17)

260 Voodoo spam. That's a new one.

I like it, its the new lace wigs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)

261 I spray permethrtin (sp) around the perimeter of our woods. I have a backpack sprayer and it helps with skeets and ticks but when I am way in the woods I spray down. 3M makes some shit for the military that my buddy gave me and it seems to help. But man I hate them!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (H4VdJ)

262 Remember when John Kerry had a super secret plan for getting out of Iraq? Ceding everything to proto Issa no doubt.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (faSfa)

263 They're all left-wing authoritarians. Every single one.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (H8QX8)

264 Claudia Cox is a spammer, probably not a woman, but does love the cox.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (TkWCo)

265
Radiation Colitis cured my constipation!

Thanks, Cancer!

Posted by: The Phantom Diarrhea Dropper at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (UFLLM)

266 I'm just saying they did the lesser of two evils to put a very bad guy away.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

______________

Right, and if that's where it stops, I'm fine with it, but it's just human nature to then keep going.

Sort of like these new laws to go after terrorists with the Patriot Act. Then they started using it to go after movie pirating.

Trump is probably going to have to move out of New York after he's President just because of the lawfare going on there right now. They will hound him till the day he dies.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (UfkIY)

267 Holy crap, unless I'm reading it wrong we haven't had a budget passed in this century.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM

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You are reading it correctly. We have not had a formal budget passed this Century.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (JUOKG)

268 Is Claudia related to MUMR?

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (88xKn)

269 The most immediate route to tyranny is granting a prosecutor the power to prosecute people not according to the letter of the law, but whatever he is capable of imagining the law to be in his own mercenary, careerist, status-seeking head.

_________

"Does this also apply to Directors of the Federal Bureau of Matter who usurp the DOJ's prosecutorial role as well? Asking for a Sainted friend." -- James Comey, Martyred Saint, Left Hand of God, and Savior of Trans-kind

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (Wkb8/)

270 The Conservative Case For Promising to Cure Cancer And Taking Bribes From the Chinese

Posted by: THE BULLFLARP at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (DrqHq)

271

I'm evil. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm evil and I want respect!

Posted by: Joe! Biden! at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (r1/AF)

272 banned

the litter should be cleaned up by Maetenloch's system in a bit.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

273 239 that woman in Mexico really did find a cure for HPV cancer"

Que? Thought Merck developed Gardasil...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (6qErC)

Gardasil isn't a cure, it's a vaccine.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (h2Bdk)

274
Did I mention that AIDS is 99% preventable unlike cancer?

-

Uh oh

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (mZ/17)

275 We haven't had a budget in over a decade, but they're going to cure cancer."

Five bills were passed back in Sept '18 - first time budget bills were passed on time in 22 years...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (6qErC)

276 No one wants to declare themselves a foreign agent because then politicians won't talk to you, and that's the whole point of being a foreign agent, to talk to politicians on behalf of your client.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

Its actually worse than that.

You don't have to register under FARA if you are representing a foreign company, just a foreign government.

But they are now going after people who represented Foreign companies, who they then say are controlled by people Associated with Foreign Governments.

So by this standard, everyone who has something made in China, should have to register under FARA, as everything there is somehow associated with the Chinese Government.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (NgKpN)

277 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (xTFXi)

278 Honestly you really would think a wizard wouldn't have to advertise, or even need money. I know if I could cast spells I'd damn well not need anyone to help me out.

Holy crap, unless I'm reading it wrong we haven't had a budget passed in this century.

The first time they pulled that "continuing resolution" crap was the first budget Obama should have signed, as I recall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (39g3+)

279 >>>They can't solve solvable problems so they claim to be able to solve very difficult problems.

yeah, and it's a standard Democrat play to show that you have a
"vision" by proposing obvious but fanciful futurist-type programs. They
all model themselves on JFK, following the example of the moonshot
promise.

and then they explicitly reference that, a la Biden's "cancer moonshot."

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

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A lot of legislating fixes can be traced back to california and the smog problem. Politicians and bureaucrats mandated less smog. Luckily the catalytic converter was invented and NOX levels dropped. The pols and bureaucrats then though they were gods. It was a bad precedent.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (pw+jk)

280 Can we cut out the make-believe bullshit? Nicole Brown Simpson was banging Ron Goldman. The "sunglasses" were simply the Maguffin. Why the fuck would she need sunglasses just that night? It could have waited.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)

I never tire of talking about the OJ trial but had to miss the end of the thread, so here's my additional 2 cents: the glasses were Nicole's mom's glasses, and they may have been prescription glassed. She had called the restaurant looking for them. The manager found them and Ron kindly offered to drop them off on his way home, like a well-raised young man would.

By the way, I have driven OJ's escape route from Bundy to Rockingham many times and he defiantly could do it in the limited time frame the prosecution established.

Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (wMHPW)

281 225 What is a "cat filter"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

Keeps those pesky backhoes out of your water.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (RD7QR)

282 I believe DEET is not very effective against ticks; however, the current advice I have gotten is that permethrin is very effective against them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM

See above. They do have some sprays now and even clothes with it. Permethrin is actually a derivative from chrysanthemums!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (H4VdJ)

283
I hate the Outside.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (OAYzD)

284 I agree. Courts stopped ruling on common sense and the plain meaning of the constitution, because it got in the way of their desired outcome. And now we're suffering for letting over a century of it take place without stopping them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+)

In a recent Opinion, both Gorsuch and Thomas in their concurrences put in language stating that they thought Stare Decisis was a crap idea, and they didn't think it was smart for any Judge to feel bound to continue repeating the mistakes of the past.

Liberal court watchers immediately started hyperventilating, "Roe v Wade! Roe v. Wade!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (Kpl3J)

285 Did I mention that AIDS is 99% preventable unlike cancer?

Cancer is about 30% preventable, statistically.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (h2Bdk)

286 Phantom Diarrhea Dropper , did you "drop in" at the office today? I ended up going back home. at least there the poops are my own.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (TkWCo)

287
Ballsacks aren't the only thing I go deep in...

Posted by: The Gay Tick at June 19, 2019 05:48 PM (UFLLM)

288 Just texted myself the spell guy's name. Sounds legit.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:48 PM (xTFXi)

289 Democrats dont ever solve problems. They arent interested in solving problems. They are interested in capitalizing on problems.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (rIQuo)

290
Jeez. Seriously? Fuck ticks. Why have we not solved the tick problem yet?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (xTFXi)

if some perv WAS fucking ticks they'd be on it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (OX6sG)

291 Just texted myself the spell guy's name. Sounds legit.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:48 PM

Better call Miss Cleo! For a while we had a fortune teller in town, they closed. I wonder why they didn't see it coming.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (H4VdJ)

292 StarkVegas rallying in the 7th.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (xTFXi)

293 >>>Gardasil isn't a cure, it's a vaccine.

it's not gardasil. It's a way to cause HPV cancer cells only to uptake a substance that is only poisonous to them. Google it. It involves ultraviolet light being blasted into the tumorous areas.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)

294 Democrats dont ever solve problems. They arent interested in solving problems. They are interested in capitalizing on problems.

You misspelled "politicians"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (39g3+)

295 Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

If you can, throw all your clothes in the dryer on high heat for 15 minutes or so as soon as you can, after every walk in the woods!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (AZxMX)

296 yeah, and it's a standard Democrat play to show that you have a "vision" by proposing obvious but fanciful futurist-type programs. They all model themselves on JFK, following the example of the moonshot
promise.

Does that really work anymore, though? How many times has a president unveiled a plan to get boots on Mars, with funding source TBD by another president? People just roll their eyes.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (h2Bdk)

297 Let me put it this way. What we will do to cancer is a five letter word, C-U-R-E.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (pw+jk)

298 What is a "cat filter"?

Cat filter puts cate ears on peoples heads.

Check out the link above. This is a must for the Democrat debates. Unless there is a clown filter.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (Cczdz)

299 I believe DEET is not very effective against ticks; however, the current advice I have gotten is that permethrin is very effective against them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (AZxMX)
---
I use the Army's protocol on my fishing clothes: Soak clothes in permethrin solution, then air dry. It's supposed to provide protection through six subsequent washings.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (hjaPQ)

300 Just texted myself the spell guy's name. Sounds legit.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:48 PM (xTFXi)

Agreed. I suggest we all chip in and get that guy to cast a "Go to jail so fast your head will spin" spell on Hillary.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (aS1PU)

301
and then they explicitly reference that, a la Biden's "cancer moonshot."

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

Biden has another problem. He thinks he can start a violent revolution against Republicans. Me thinks it'll be easier for him to cure cancer than be on the winning side of a violent revolt against the right.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (N39Ws)

302 as I racall,
LBJ declared war on poverty in 1965
Nixon declared war on cancer in 1969

I think we've come closer to winning the second war.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (ZqRa6)

303 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

304 Had a 15 minute nap. Got to get moving

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (BbGew)

305 I'm 54 yrs old and I can remember as a teen if you got cancer you would not last very long.Today, you have a chance to beat it. Remarkable.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (88xKn)

306 Bandersnatch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuIgjLdTLPc

A parliamentary hearing in Pakistan was livestreamed to the public BY their Parliament looking exactly like this.

This is one of the funniest damned stories this month!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

307 Why did he get held up at 2nd?!?!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (xTFXi)

308 293 >>>Gardasil isn't a cure, it's a vaccine.

it's not gardasil. It's a way to cause HPV cancer cells only to uptake a substance that is only poisonous to them. Google it. It involves ultraviolet light being blasted into the tumorous areas.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)

I understand. The guy I was responding two had them confused.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (h2Bdk)

309 Hello roonz and roonettez! I missed the CNN story below but does anyone else remember when CNN admitted to knowing all about Sadam Hussein's rape rooms and other atrocities and SAID NOTHING because they were afraid they would lose their access? IIRC it happened right after the first Gulf war in 1990 or so.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (T8A10)

310 Don Jr. also dubbed Joe Biden with a Low-Energy nickname -- "Floppy Joe."

Don Jr. seems pretty decent .. but there's no reason to denigrate Sloppy Joes by identifying Biden with them. I like Sloppy Joes. That was always one of the best school lunch days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (weya0)

311 Here's the issue with Democrats and Joe Biden, they are all about negative liberty.

Active shooters? Get rid of the Second Amendment.

Phony global warming? Kill the coal and gas
Industry with regulation and put a "tax" on everyone to pay for the fakery.

Healthcare issue? Get rid of your private insurance, tax you and get Uncle Sugar to say when you live or die. Including free baby killing right up until birth.

I'm sure Slobbering Joe's idea to cure cancer is a tax scheme that steals from the citizens and enriches the government. Oh and is a scam because government never cured anything.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (VkWRL)

312 Gardasil isn't a cure, it's a vaccine."

Yeah, but the report on light therapy claimed it also worked on "those who didn't initially test positive"...

BTW, the claims for said therapy are joining other announcements in the "extremely doubtful" category.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (6qErC)

313 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

314 Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

That's a can't miss strategy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (aS1PU)

315 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

Me either. I'm disappearing into the Texas interior on Monday. Better load up on spray.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (YTwfq)

316 If I had a TV show I would do that with all political stories. Use cute and funny snapchat filters on the footage. Here's Trump making a speech... with a unicorn horn! Here's Biden making a speech, with puppy dog ears!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+)

317 Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

Oh please. It's not like you don't grab your junk all the time anyway.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (h2Bdk)

318 I saw the Ballsack Tics open for Anal Centipede back in '91 at the Cow Palace.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (EgshT)

319 303 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

I heard ticks really hate to be kicked real hard, you should have let a buddy try that, to see if it would leave.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

320 constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

Wear a cup. Its in the AoSHQ Emergency Medicine Manual. You won't like the page on what to do if you do get bit...trust me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (OX6sG)

321 Ethanol is a joke, it fucks up your engine, takes more energy to produce then it saves. And it takes a ton of water which is never useable again after the process to make it. It was brought to us as a payoff to the Agri lobby and the envirowhacks. And we get to pay for it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (H4VdJ)

322 Ive used the tick check strategy. Most effective.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (rIQuo)

323 We are a very stupid country, Part 383747548:

@Breaking911 2m

Syrian refugee accused of plotting ISIS-inspired terrorist attack at Pittsburgh church

preview.tinyurl.com/yybdbgky

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (DrqHq)

324 ugh, I know someone who had that. It altered their life completely. And then, I don't know if this was related, they had a stroke at an early age and became severely disabled.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

I was just reading two articles on twitter about tick bites. One was linking fibromyalgia to tick bites.
Another was about a new virus from ticks....Rowassan virus. That one is fast acting and deadly.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)

325 Floppy Joe is a keeper, right up there with Punchy DeNiro and Crooked Hillary. I wish he'd go with Liawatha or Fauxahantus though, instead of reverting to Pocahantus.

Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (wMHPW)

326 Oh please. It's not like you don't grab your junk all the time anyway.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM

Shit, did I leave my cat filter on?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (H4VdJ)

327
Laffer (laffer cuve guy) got the Medal Of Freedom?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (OAYzD)

328 A parliamentary hearing in Pakistan was livestreamed to the public BY their Parliament looking exactly like this.

(i) Thank you.

(B) YouTube decided it was important to tell me that RT is funded in whole or in part by the Russian government during that whole video.

(3) Part (B), above, is a little bit creepy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (fuK7c)

329 313
ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

What about us?

Posted by: ace's lungs at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (OX6sG)

330 I wish he'd go with Liawatha or Fauxahantus though, instead of reverting to Pocahantus.

Liawatha comes across better in speech, Fauxahontas isn't as clear to understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)

331 313 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

Dude. You don't admit actual fault in these situations. You just say that mistakes were made. And boilermakers.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (RD7QR)

332 I was just reading two articles on twitter about tick bites. One was linking fibromyalgia to tick bites.
Another was about a new virus from ticks....Rowassan virus. That one is fast acting and deadly.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)

You know, as crappy as our state government is, I may just stay in California.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (h2Bdk)

333

Posted by: The STEM Mime at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (pw+jk)

334 Nobody likes ticks. Joe Biden is a sort of tick. Most leftists are. Either ticks or locusts. Lovely people, really ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (weya0)

335 303 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

Always check the sack. I thought it was from rubbing myself raw from jogging during the summer for a few days. Nope. It was a tick. I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)

336 >>>What about us?
Posted by: ace's lungs

Yeah, sorry about that too.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)

337 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

What about us?
Posted by: ace's lungs at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (OX6sG)

Posted by: ace's stomach. at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (aS1PU)

338 The guy I was responding two had them confused.
Posted by: Ace's liver "

Not confused - the reports indicated phototherapy as a preventative as well, thus dubious...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (6qErC)

339 They made their fake Cheney movie now they are releasing their fake Roger Ailes series with Russell Crowe.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (KtcMg)

340 I'm only a few inches long, but I can make your life hell when I'm not happy.

Posted by: I Am Ace's Duodenum at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (hjaPQ)

341 If you have indoor flea/tick problems (I have a dog in SE Georgia so yes for my house in the summertime) you can get Virbac Knockout from your vet which adds another layer of protection indoors..

Follow the instructions carefully though because you spray it on the indoor area like rug, dog bed etc.. and then keep people and your pets away from it until it drys and is safe.

The oral treatment for the dog, Knockout spray indoors, and outdoor flea/tick lawn treatment does the job.

Posted by: bananadream at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (l6b3d)

342
What is a "cat filter"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

=====

Click the link and see. They ought to do that during the Democrat debates.

It's... the Demo-Cats!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (M9ntN)

343 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (Kpl3J

Ive come to believe the courts are basically lazy and if they can avoid action/controversy by claiming "stare decisis" so they can invoke "settled law", they will do so, even if it is pretty clear that the "settled law" was incorrectly decided!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (AZxMX)

344 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

What about us?
Posted by: ace's lungs at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (OX6sG)

Posted by: ace's stomach. at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (aS1PU)

What about what what you're doing to me now? Huh?

Posted by: ace's stomach. at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (aS1PU)

345 Young lady, your hair smells like the crack house conditioner I helped to get legislated as mandatory for all institutionalized females under 16.

Posted by: Uncle Creepy Joe at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (kLDv+)

346 Can you imagine if we all had to send apology letters to our various body parts?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (H4VdJ)

347 Hydrate!

Posted by: ace's shelves at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (EgshT)

348
Click the link and see.

======

Oh, and link.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y677op8s

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (M9ntN)

349 oh goody...serious pepe is back with his stories!

/

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (BQJef)

350 313 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

Oh, a few lumpy scars never hurt anyone. They say fatty liver disease is a killer, though, so stay on that exercise bike.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (h2Bdk)

351 you knifed yourself in the balls? fuck, that's metal.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (TkWCo)

352 I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)

That story just keeps getting better and better, don't it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)

353 Spooon!

Posted by: Ball Tick at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

354 I'm surprised none of you nerds haven't weighed in on the comic book dude The Tick.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (KtcMg)

355
Turmeric is good for the Liver.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (OAYzD)

356 When AIDS came to the fore, and San Francisco refused to close the bathhouses I thought "Okay, a disease with civil rights, how special." And figured that if they didn't care about it then neither would I, and proceeded to conserve a whole lotta sh*ts over it.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (SaN6m)

357 346 Can you imagine if we all had to send apology letters to our various body parts?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (H4VdJ)

Yeah, my liver and digestive tract are going to need a bouquet of roses and a diamond.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (RD7QR)

358 I for one appreciate the strenuous, if often vain, efforts undertaken on my behalf.

Posted by: ace's dick at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (fuK7c)

359 I have seen some awful things. you do not want to know.

Posted by: ace' s hand at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (TkWCo)

360 What is a "cat filter"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

Don't really know, but the picture showed a guy with cartoonish pink and black cat ears, so I guess it's something cutesy to indicate a cat that got put on his or their heads by mistake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (ivkO2)

361 Turmeric is good for the Liver.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (OAYzD)

Hepatitis is bad for the liver.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (aS1PU)

362 We don't really have tick issues here, but we have a bazillion spiders. This time of year you walk in the lawn and there are little black ones scurrying away from your footsteps.

It sounds awful but they eat all the stuff you people in other states have to deal with. Its just a pain to walk through some areas, gotta use a stick to clear away the webs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (39g3+)

363 I'm disappearing into the Texas interior on Monday. Better load up on spray."

And water. It's hot out there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (6qErC)

364 I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)

Tell us about the time you were vacationing in South America and picked up a candiru by accident ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (weya0)

365 338 The guy I was responding two had them confused.
Posted by: Ace's liver "

Not confused - the reports indicated phototherapy as a preventative as well, thus dubious...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (6qErC)

The article I read about phototherapy said the cure rate was 30%, which just happens to be the rate the body is able to clear HPV on its own. I'm not an expert and could be getting the wrong impression, but yeah, "dubious" may be the right word for that one.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (h2Bdk)

366 Nood

Posted by: An Observation at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (kWcaM)

367 352
I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)

That story just keeps getting better and better, don't it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)

Is this a good time to tell about my vasectomy gone horribly wrong?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (OX6sG)

368 I have seen some awful things. you do not want to know.

Nah, its mostly jergen's lotion and busty lesbian porn. Really dull honestly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (39g3+)

369 224
USA Today Fake News: "Summer Is Sexist: Women have to sweat 'bikini bodies,' hair removal, camp, and crime."
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics

Um, no one is forcing anyone to shave their pits or lose weight for bathing suit season. I wonder if the dummy who wrote that has ever taken a gander at some of the women at leftwing protests. I'm pretty sure they are okay with body hair, excess weigt and bad haircuts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (+lVUW)

370 Dude. You don't admit actual fault in these situations. You just say that mistakes were made. And boilermakers.

You think ace is a boilermaker kind of guy?

I always thought of him as a sort of Tequila Sunrise type.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (9t0Zz)

371 Wait, people are changing their behavior in an attempt to avoid Lyme disease?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (mZ/17)

372 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR GETTING A DEEPLY BURROWED TICK IN YOUR NUT SACK.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (pw+jk)

373 Posted by: bananadream at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (l6b3d)

I am in the third season of using orally administered BRAVECTO for Conor Dog, and it seems to be very effective. I do worry about long term side effects, and keep thinking that if was so damn safe, they'd offer a human version!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (AZxMX)

374
Yeah, my liver and digestive tract are going to need a bouquet of roses and a diamond.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM

Mine are going to demand a new car as well as monthly stipends.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (H4VdJ)

375 Ticks are terrible where I live. They are easy to pinch off. The longer they have to dig in, the more you will have to dig to get it all out, which you have to do because they are filthy.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (xTFXi)

376 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a
week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince
my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM

---

Had a tick burrow into my stomach once. Had to have it cut out and then I got Lyme disease from that stupid tick. Lyme disease never really goes away.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (JUOKG)

377 I believe Biden said he will make the trains run on time??

Posted by: Colin at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (twScX)

378
Yep. It's funny to consider that the disease could've gone a long way in forcing monogamous relationships and stability in their sham "marriages," but hey, who cares now? It's not like it kills us anymore.

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I doubt it. Years of observation indicate that in certain populations the promiscuous drive outweighs even the self-preservation instinct.

Look up bug-chasers, or rather, don't.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 06:05 PM (SaN6m)

379 I use lemongrass essential oil to prevent ticks.

Eucalyptus oil works also.

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 06:05 PM (RU4sa)

380 https://www.newhealthadvisor.com/essential-oils-for-ticks.html

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 06:06 PM (RU4sa)

381 >>>I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.<<<

Shave your balls and examine yourself meticulously. Get a lady friend to share in this endeavor.

Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2019 06:07 PM (kLDv+)

382 The Beauty Part of the Leftists attacking Joke Biden is they are driving out all the moderates from the Democrat party

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Whar, both of them?

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (SaN6m)

383 But can he cure Mad Cow disease?
Because all the Dem female candidates have it.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

384 >>>I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
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Don't do that. You'll get another one on your balls.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

385 Oh, and... LAST?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

386 Always check the sack. I thought it was from rubbing myself raw from jogging during the summer for a few days. Nope. It was a tick. I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.

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Aaaaannnd the story gets worse. I dread the next update.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (SaN6m)

387 Don Jr. also dubbed Joe Biden with a Low-Energy nickname -- "Floppy Joe." Which I don't think is meant to recall only his flip-flopping.

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Somewhere a female Secret Service agent's jaw tightens; she says nothing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (OJ3Wh)

388 We haven't been a nation of laws for quite some time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (mEn6y)

389 wtf if i remember correctly obama tasked joe with curing cancer

Posted by: fireman1 at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (nAGcF)

390 Unfortunately, there will never be a cure for cancer. There is just too much research money involved. Most people with the disease are still being treated with chemo & radiation.

Posted by: Roper at June 19, 2019 07:06 PM (X1K/2)

391 "Why Didn't He Cure Cancer In His Past 50 Years of Holding Elective Office?"
Because he didn't control the US nuclear arsenal. Not all elected offices are equal.

Posted by: PG at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (iqCkn)

392 If he is going to cure cancer, why the fuck didn't he do it when his son had brain cancer???

Posted by: Stephen at June 19, 2019 09:08 PM (Hg0za)

393 He was holding out for a more permanent solution.

Posted by: PG at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (iqCkn)

394 It's always bothered me that, while of course some HIV is due to blood transfusions (not so much anymore) or possibly rape, or being born to an HIV+ mother, the vast vast vast majority of HIV and AIDS cases are completely avoidable by a change in behaviour (just as abortion would not be an issue if women were responsible about sex). We're basically spending billions and billions of dollars that could be spent on cancer, heart disease, MD, sickle cell, what have you, to cure a disease so that certain people can indulge in their fetish for bareback sex and having semen injected into their bowels without fear of infection. Sorry, that's just bullshit. Never was a disease more avoidable nor the victims (most of them) less worthy of sympathy or investment in their relief.

Posted by: docweasel at June 20, 2019 12:13 AM (RGTl2)

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Trump, Jr.: So Biden Says He'll Cure Cancer If You Elect Him President.
Why Didn't He Cure Cancer In His Past 50 Years of Holding Elective Office?