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Real News CNN Cuts Away From Trump Rally the Moment Trump Starts Criticizing Them

Is this news or not?

Apparently it's "news" for purposes of CNN doing outrage clickbait pieces all day long, but it's not "news" when it comes to actually hearing the criticism unfiltered.

Hey, maybe they should also start censoring Trump's criticism of other ideological opponents, such as the Democratic candidates.

Enemies of the people, and I mean that literally, as Joe Biden would say.

Meanwhile, Don LeMon, who has repeatedly insisted that he is neither partisan nor anti-Trump as the New York Times (itself a leftwing agitprop shop) deems him, calls Trump Hitler, and even Chris Cuomo, another unhinged leftist, is forced to unfurl a caution flag.

Don LeMon doubles down.

So CNN features "all points of view:" those who are certain that Trump is Hitler, and those who find the theory intriguing but still have some questions about it.

Extra, extra: Photos and videos of the capacity crowd at last night's event.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:12 PM




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1 of course they did.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:12 PM (aS1PU)

2 and 1st

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:13 PM (aS1PU)

3 Oh shit does Trump know what he has done?
That means almost 10,000 people won't see his speech.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:13 PM (pw+jk)

4 th

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:13 PM (pw+jk)

5 I'd pretend to be shocked, but if I was a good enough actor to pull that off, I'd be a household name.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (J+mig)

6 Almost 85 collective IQ points at one time on cnn.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (pw+jk)

7 Don LeMoron, and not in the good way.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (1CyAI)

8 Well, shit...early night for Trump.

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (a0IVu)

9 Oh good. A CNN thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yynu997q

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

10

I compare Don Lemon to Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (aKsyK)

11 CNN sucks. If they stayed tuned, they would have found out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (t6MX/)

12 I was saying boooo-urns.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)

13 CNN sucks, it really really sucks.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (0OmEj)

14 I don't watch TV so I listened to PDT on the radio.

He is a happy Warrior.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (gy3TP)

15 You will be forced to watch CNN to maintain a postive social score and also pay for it with your Facebucks and ZuckerCoins.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (xTFXi)

16 Oh good. A CNN thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yynu997q
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)


Fact checkers rate that as TRUE.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (aS1PU)

17 9 Oh good. A CNN thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yynu997q
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)


Heh.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (xjiRE)

18 The sad part is, Trump criticizes them, and then they do exactly the thing he is criticizing them for. Kind of on the nose CNN.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

19


I hate him so much!

God I love him and wish he'd bone me...

*Sobs*

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at June 19, 2019 02:16 PM (tiIqb)

20 How much does Lemon expect to be thrown in jail, on a scale from one to potato?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 02:16 PM (faSfa)

21 That means almost 10,000 people won't see his speech.
It's okay. Most people who watch the Nick At Night have picture-in-picture so they can do both.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Dh1wo)

22 When these CNN propagandists lose their jobs because the ratings are in the toilet and CNN files for Chapter 11, Donald should offer them all jobs at Trump Tower as a sign of his goodwill towards the mentally incompetent.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (J9wxX)

23 Meh, that makes me shrug.

CNN political commentator Angela Rye claiming that the US concentration camps are going to lead to death camps though, that's realll special.

http://tinyurl.com/y66zp9ub

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (39g3+)

24 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?


It's funny that Trump is open to all media, provided you're willing to endure his insults, while the Democrats are getting more and more selective (see also: no Fox-hosted debates).

How can CNN square those two, one wonders.. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

25 With the likes of Vice and other Leftist bulwarks going Tango Uniform, CNN should be more careful because they are truly going the way of the Mastodons found frozen in the Siberian permafrost.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:18 PM (eR65l)

26 I somewhat doubt that CNN's dwindling viewers care. CNN themselves constantly lambaste the president for calling them "fake news" - usually in the midst of reporting fake news. They are quite a lot like petulant children, really. I'll bet next time they hold their breath until they turn blue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:18 PM (I2dne)

27 Actually, MSDNC is trying to out-TRUMP IS A NAZI!!! CNN.


Joe Scarborough and his bimbo were full-on "Trump was like a fat, drunken Elvis last night."

Jealousy is so unbecoming in those two failures.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

28 And what are the ratings numbers for CNN? Weren't they pretty low? Low as in lower than whale turds - which are at the bottom of the sea?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

29 > You will be forced to watch CNN to maintain a postive social score and also pay for it with your Facebucks and ZuckerCoins.

I saw this morning that someone had submitted a pull request for Zuck's new Dunning-Krugerrand system. The proposed "patch" was replacing all of the Libra code with Bitcoin code.

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (Vy4a0)

30 Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)

31 He is a happy Warrior."

Indeed. Dude is having the time of his life.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (6qErC)

32 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?

====
Yep. Talk about curtailing the media's First Amendment rights but leftists so SHUT UP!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (pw+jk)

33 So an airplane disappeared into a black hole because Trump is literally Hitler? Am I reading this right?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

34 Remember Wolf begging for Broward County (and Brenda Snipes) to keep counting in 2016? CNN has always been part of the D machine.

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ZZDMQ)

35 Lizzy, the echo chamber is getting louder and the room is getting smaller. The only want to hear themselves.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (gy3TP)

36 It's a shame Don never got a taste of the real Hitler.

For perspective's sake, of course.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (TisjL)

37
Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)


And suddenly the blog grew quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

38 > That means almost 10,000 people won't see his speech.

Now, now. There's gotta be more people than that waiting at all the various airports in the country.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (Vy4a0)

39 I compare Don Lemon to Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (aKsyK)

Hank is stupid and queer?

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ykq7q)

40 Was the train carrying booze and blow also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (eR65l)

41 I'd like Brain Damaged Don Lemon to list five ways DJT is literally Hitler.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (JgA4k)

42 When these CNN propagandists lose their jobs because the ratings are in the toilet and CNN files for Chapter 11, Donald should offer them all jobs at Trump Tower as a sign of his goodwill towards the mentally incompetent.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (J9wxX)
++++++++++++
I disagree. The Trump organization is a business. Businesses should make money or plan to. Hiring CNN castoffs post-bankruptcy would not be accretive to earnings.

Now, I might be able to get behind offering them jobs as tightly-supervised ditch-diggers on some frozen tundra somewhere to aid with a military project of dubious necessity or value.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (I2dne)

43 Why won't Will Ferrell make Anchorman 3 parody of CNN?

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (9PtLS)

44 DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC"

State Dim convention. S. Carolina, IIRC.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (6qErC)

45
Alternate poat title: Very Fake News CNN Goes Godwin Early (And Often).

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (/whhg)

46
It's a shame Don never got a taste of the real Hitler.



For perspective's sake, of course.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (TisjL)

====
Even Hitler wouldn't put his dick in STUPID and CRAZY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (pw+jk)

47 Alternate poat title: Very Fake News CNN Goes Godwin Early (And Often).
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (/whhg)
+++++++++
Don Lemon went full Godwin. Never go full Godwin...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (I2dne)

48 And suddenly the blog grew quiet.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)


All right, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - throwing ammo boxes into the back of the SUV at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

49 >>She has to be smart enough to have Aced out the #4 Democrat in the House.

Police are hunting for a suspect identified as Miguelito Lovelace.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (PxX58)

50
DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC"



State Dim convention. S. Carolina, IIRC.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (6qErC)


Yeah, in SC. Also closed to C-Span. Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

51 40 Was the train carrying booze and blow also?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (eR65l)

I do not know about that, but I heard there was a passenger car full of Busty Lesbians on their way to a convention.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ycWCI)

52 I Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent

Posted by: The Brian Stelter Orchestra at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ShKc3)

53 dafuq?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (PxX58)

54
If you put LeMon's and Cuomo's IQs side by side they still wouldn't be two digits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (BWL+E)

55 Wait... CNN self-identifies as Busty Lesbians?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (eR65l)

56 15 You will be forced to watch CNN to maintain a postive social score and also pay for it with your Facebucks and ZuckerCoins.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (xTFXi)


The time is coming when you'll only be able to transact business at FaceBook/Amazon/Whatever using Zuckerbucks. Now THAT is social control.

30 Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)


Somebody was doing a highly realistic Russian Revolution reenactment?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

57 I Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
Posted by: The Brian Stelter Orchestra at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ShKc3)
++++++++++++
I'm flat broke and I sure do care
So for cash I stick my tail in the air

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne)

58 I don't think the DNC is going to be around in 20 years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (faSfa)

59 And suddenly the blog grew quiet.

Aw, by the time I would get there all the good stuff would be taken.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (39g3+)

60 I would never compare Obama or Biden to Stalin. Stalin was smarter than both of them put together. He also had more balls than them because he exterminate people he hated instead of just wishing they could exterminate them.

But on a non snarky point, the Left actually admired Stalin and they are allowed to do so without criticism as opposed to anyone who speaks of Hilter in any manner other than pure evil.



Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (KtcMg)

61 If you're resorting to calling somebody Hilter, you've already lost.

Posted by: Nonapod at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (CLP9I)

62 Old news, fake news. They can't go with anything else so they recycle stupid.

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (T9rmq)

63 32 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?

..

I'm going with no they didn't.

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (MAstk)

64
Oh my:

FTA:
"How the president feels about the Central Park Five, that can be a life or death issue for people like me," Lemon said...

OK, Don... wealthy black men in NYC media are in imminent mortal danger from DJT's opinions about a decades-old crime investigation?

The Scalp-Weasel is more powerful than I even imagined.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (F5SpL)

65 Sad Trombones for CNN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

66 We got both kinds of music - country & western!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

67 Dan Bongino invents a new meme...

The Trump Team took 500k from a Russian bank with ties to the Uranium
One deal they used two Putin allies as intelligence sources to
attack political opponents.

Just kidding, that was the Clintons.

https://twitter.com/dbongino/status/
1140307508692692992

Good examples in the replies too.

https://twitter.com/dbongino/status/
1140311679680569345

The Trump team was caught pushing corporations, that gave their
foundation millions in donations, to join a Russian technology project
that is now thought to be a Russian effort at industrial espionage.

Just kidding, that was the Clintons too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (Dh1wo)

68 Trump is so uncooth, CNN is simply protecting its viewers from having to hear racism and nazism speeches.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (FiUMj)

69 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (1ISKN)

70 Yeah, in SC. Also closed to C-Span. Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)


The Democrat cray-cray is really getting virulent.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (x7118)

71 "[Trump] is absolutely a rockstar and is heading into 2020 with a possibly even more energetic crowd than he had in 2016."

Well, yeah. He is keeping his promises, and people notice this. What a concept, huh, Dems?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ClOmq)

72 Sad Trombones for CNN.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

===
No.
Rusty Trombones.
Every hour of everyday.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (pw+jk)

73 12
I was saying boooo-urns.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)

heh

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (t6MX/)

74 Oregon Muse

Mental Ebola -> MeBola

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (eR65l)

75 Apparently these idiots think all Hitler did was make Jews feel bad.
(He did a bit more than that, idiots. Way to downplay actual atrocities, you weak bitches.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

76 USA Today/Suffolk poll
Trump approval 49%, disapproval 48%
I can't remember another poll besides Rasmussen that has ever had a net positive approval for Trump.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (xPl2J)

77 " Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?"

IIRC that was just the South Carolina Democrats that did that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

78 Don LeMon is the worst medias hack working today.

Which is like being the stinkiest piece of sh!t in the pile.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (O8WFE)

79
"How the president feels about the Central Park Five, that can be a life or death issue for people like me," Lemon said...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

I wish Cuomo had told him to get over himself on live t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (M9ntN)

80 Dem candidates are starting the pile-on of Sleepy Joe for mentioning that segregationist Senators actually got things done or something to that effect.

Ole Joe is not going to make it to the finish line. He's their version of Jeb!

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:28 PM (G0vdT)

81 And suddenly the blog grew quiet.

Aw, by the time I would get there all the good stuff would be taken.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (39g3+)

Not if you have Ace's time machine...

Posted by: browndog at June 19, 2019 02:28 PM (bGMOs)

82 Don Lemon probably does spend a lot of time in the park.

Giving BJ's to strangers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:28 PM (1ISKN)

83 Was the train carrying booze and blow also?"

Newer reports say "ammonium nitrate". One idiot journalist (redundant, I know) calls that "an explosive"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)

84
Apparently these idiots think all Hitler did was make Jews feel bad.
(He did a bit more than that, idiots. Way to downplay actual atrocities, you weak bitches.)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

He put them in concentration camps, where they were forced to think real hard.

Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (M9ntN)

85 For the uninitiated: Dan Bongino's podcasts are mos def Moron-worthy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (O8WFE)

86 80 Dem candidates are starting the pile-on of Sleepy Joe for mentioning that segregationist Senators actually got things done or something to that effect.

Ole Joe is not going to make it to the finish line. He's their version of Jeb!
Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:28 PM (G0vdT)

He just wandered off script so he could give that cute little girl a hug. For encouragement, you know.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

87 Oh Donniepoo, I just got my ass waxed.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (pw+jk)

88 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?[/b[
When they started interviewing themselves in front of the mirror as "an unnamed source close to the action says...".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (Dh1wo)

89
CNN does have a wide variety of voices on air, everything from socialism to communism to Maoism to Stalinism.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (FiUMj)

90
Ole Joe is not going to make it to the finish line. He's their version of Jeb!
Posted by: WisRich

======

He just may make it. Dems don't have a Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (M9ntN)

91 Why do I feel like CNN needs to watch some CNN before commenting on what CNN is or isn't?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (VPvxh)

92 Lasciatemi cantare!

Posted by: Regular Il Donaldo Trmpani at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (6/uwW)

93 84
Apparently these idiots think all Hitler did was make Jews feel bad.
(He did a bit more than that, idiots. Way to downplay actual atrocities, you weak bitches.)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

He put them in concentration camps, where they were forced to think real hard.
Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (M9ntN)

Laughing and laughing. And you can just see her furrowed brow as she says that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

94 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?"

Right after "And there was light"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (6qErC)

95 So who is CNN's in-house Trotskyite?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (eR65l)

96 Who are the Central Park 5? I want to say a Motown Band from the 60s? But I will guess a group of 5 thugs who got hassled by da popo?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

97 The Trump team was caught pushing corporations, that gave their
foundation millions in donations, to join a Russian technology project
that is now thought to be a Russian effort at industrial espionage.

Just kidding, that was the Clintons too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (Dh1wo)
+++++++++++
Trump's spouse gave a speech that pulled in a half million bucks from a foreign corporation with ties to its government while Trump was using his position in the US government to help negotiate a deal for one of the foreign
country's state-owned corporations to take over significant amounts of US uranium reserves and production.

Just kidding. That one was the Clinton's.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (I2dne)

98 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?

Yeah Fox, MSNBC, CNBC, they all do it

An event happened. Here's a reporter from us to talk to us about what happened. That's news.

An event happened. Here's an analyst that works for us to tell us what they think about it. That is not news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (39g3+)

99 Heh. Someone posted this on Bongino's twitter feed:

https://tinyurl.com/y3vmhwck

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (ptqGC)

100

Curious George just stole fresh baked rolls and fruit from a French chef on a train and gave them to a blue elephant.

Don't recall buying acid, but gotta get more...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (tiIqb)

101 Look, can we at least agree that if you are comparing anyone to Hitler, especially any American politician, you are by definition a complete hack?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (VPvxh)

102 The Central Park 5 were part of a larger wilding gang who attacked a female jogger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (eR65l)

103 Trump's Mob Name is a no-brainer: Donnie Two-Scoops.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (O8WFE)

104 88
When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?[/b[
When they started interviewing themselves in front of the mirror as "an unnamed source close to the action says...".


Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (Dh1wo)

Around the same time they report on people's tweets or FB comments about a topic they are covering.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (N39Ws)

105 I would like exactly one night of a very specific version of "The Purge".
Not for any of us to do anything, but for Trump to become everything they claim he is. All I want is one night of that. That's all it would take.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (dJUGy)

106 Trump's Mob Name is a no-brainer: Donnie Two-Scoops.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (O8WFE)
+++++++++++++
Or just "Don" ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)

107 Millions of Jews fled **TO** Germany, just like our illegals, right? I think I remember reading that on AOC's blog.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (FiUMj)

108 Ole Joe is not going to make it to the finish line. He's their version of Jeb!

I think he's more their version of Fred Thompson. Not enough energy to make it past a month or two.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (39g3+)

109 In fact, "this is just like that" comparisons are almost always hackish.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (VPvxh)

110 I don't know which nic for Chris Cuomo is my favorite:

Fredo Cuomo or Cuomo the Lesser

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

111 Or just "Don" ...

THE Don, LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (O8WFE)

112 To be fair to CNN, I don't think they cut away because Trump started to criticize them.

They cut away because the crowd started chanting "CNN SUCK!!! CNN SUCKS!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)

113 Crowd sizes are difficult to estimate. I would say the arena had at least 1000, a large part just the media there to cover. Meanwhile some would say the protest rally may have had upwards of 100,000, unfortunately there were no good overhead shots of the crowd, so we just have to take the word of attendees.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (dNzKv)

114 > Dem candidates are starting the pile-on of Sleepy Joe for mentioning that segregationist Senators actually got things done or something to that effect.

Yeah, the chum has officially been dumped in the water of the combination Clown Car/Shark Tank and the feeding frenzy has begun.

Anyone seen as the front runner from now on is going to be mauled from every side. Sandhead, LizardBreath Warren, Kameltoe... doesn't matter. Whoever it is will be going down.

They may wind up with a Buttjiggy or an O'Cuck by default, because everyone else has been savaged to death.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Vy4a0)

115 A public safety alert from the Elko City and County Public Safety Department posted on Twitter said that the train derailed around 10:20 a.m. on Wednesday.
The train was carrying bombs, ammonium nitrate, and grenades.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (QkjLD)

116 And can we at least agree, that if Jim Acosta is your star reporter, your standards are pretty low for the words "star" and "reporter"?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (VPvxh)

117 fags. freak flag, etc. whateverthefuck. bicycle boy news.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (KP5rU)

118 The Democrat cray-cray is really getting virulent.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (x711

C-span is not amused...

@MegKinnardAP

On future @SCDP events, @CSPAN's @SteveScully said:

"We will not be covering, absolutely not, and I also told them in no uncertain terms you better think long and hard before you reach out to us to cover something else. We'll deal with 49 other state Democratic Parties."

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (cF8AT)

119 This : http://tinyurl.com/y3tmxamj
Vs This: http://tinyurl.com/y4s4umb6

Lol.. Get F***ed Dems!

Posted by: catman at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (4HMlb)

120 Oh man, the Twitter comment pass off as news gets me all kinds of fired up.

I wish some guest would say, "I don't care about some shit you saw on Twitter."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (1ISKN)

121 102 The Central Park 5 were part of a larger wilding gang who attacked a female jogger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (eR65l)

____

1. By female what do you mean?

2. Was the "female" an evil white "woman"?

3. Were the 5 criminals turning their lives around and about to get accepted to college on a scholarship?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (FiUMj)

122 That Central Park 5 thing is one of the most New York takes ever. It happened decades ago and only New Yorkers cared or even remember, but they're treating it like it was the Hindenburg.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)

123 If a reporter decided to report real news, THAT would itself be news.

How much news could a news reporter report if a news reporter could report news?

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (dJUGy)

124
Cuomo the Lesser
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=====

That one gets my vote.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (M9ntN)

125 Don Lemon is insane. He really is completely insane. He suffers from delusions, ranting about the Central Park Five and somehow connecting those thugs to the President, and then somehow getting from there to Hitler.


Then, he explicitly calls for the silencing of Republicans, and Trump especially, and by "silencing" we think he means, well, you know....


BTW, I have 29 psychiatrists who will back me on this one.

Posted by: Dr. Bandy "Legs" Lee, Yale Medical School at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (LISuA)

126 The Hindenburg was Trump's fault too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (1ISKN)

127 The best documentaries are those that don't take a position on the subject, where the subjects do all the talking, there are no title cards and voiceovers telling you what to think.

Isn't news just a documentary of current events?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (VPvxh)

128 If the Central Park Five comment was a serious request, or just snark, there's an answer hotlinked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (Dh1wo)

129 LeMon is basically George Takei with a news platform.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (O8WFE)

130 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)

131 I wish some guest would say, "I don't care about some shit you saw on Twitter."

Yeah. "When you asked me to appear here I was led to understand this was a news organization"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (39g3+)

132 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (1ISKN)
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I swear I remember seeing Acosta behind a podium after he got reinstated to the WH pool. Beyond bizarre.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (Xvo1a)

133 > When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?

That's even worse than the thing where they go on the air after the President (any President) has given a speech and they start telling us what the President said.

I just watched the speech, you fucking idiots! I don't need you to "interpret" it for me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (Vy4a0)

134 He just wandered off script so he could give that cute little girl a hug. For encouragement, you know.

It was not a hard-on!

Posted by: Pawin' Uncle Joe at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (BFizn)

135 Donny Two Scoops? Make that Padrino if you please. And even if your fuckin don't. YouknowhatImean?

Posted by: Regular Il Donaldo Trmpani at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (6/uwW)

136 "Hotlinked in my sock" sounds dirty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (1ISKN)

137 Oh man, the Twitter comment pass off as news gets me all kinds of fired up.
--------

It encourages their mental patients to keep tweeting because their next sick burn could be the one that gets in some news article.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (dJUGy)

138 LeMon would go Nazi.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

139 FLORIDA
2020 GE:

Joe Biden 47%
Donald Trump 47%

@StPetePolls
6/15-16

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (MAstk)

140 Yeah, the chum has officially been dumped in the water of the combination Clown Car/Shark Tank and the feeding frenzy has begun.

Anyone seen as the front runner from now on is going to be mauled from every side. Sandhead, LizardBreath Warren, ... doesn't matter. Whoever it is will be going down.



Don't forget about me!

Posted by: The lowest crab in the bucket at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (wW03z)

141
To be fair to CNN, I don't think they cut away because Trump started to criticize them.



They cut away because the crowd started chanting "CNN SUCK!!! CNN SUCKS!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)

=======================
CNN can't handle the truth.

Posted by: mrp at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (Pqytn)

142 102 The Central Park 5 were part of a larger wilding gang who attacked a female jogger.


Well, hey, it's not like she got killed or something. And an offical of the US government told me Trump kills people every day in his Concentration Camps.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (LISuA)

143 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)

And suddenly the blog grew quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

A fire broke out, but suddenly Leslie Nielson stepped in front of everyone and said "Nothing to see here, folks, Move Along! Nothing to See Here!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)

144 106 Trump's Mob Name is a no-brainer: Donnie Two-Scoops.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (O8WFE)
+++++++++++++
Or just "Don" ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)

Don Don of course!

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (NgKpN)

145 CNN - when lots of people say bad things about you, does it ever occur to you to at least momentarily reflect on their criticisms, and perhaps make minor adjustments to your behavior?

Of do you just decide to double down?

And if the choice is always double down, do whatever people don't like even harder, why are your surprised your ratings are in the toilet?

At some point it isn't about right and wrong, it is about listening to the people you supposedly serve. they are telling you, in every way it is possible to tell you, to behave differently.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (VPvxh)

146 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?

The tie-breaker would be signing your name to correctly to pick up those 200 SAT points.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (xSo9G)

147 I don't know which nic for Chris Cuomo is my favorite:

Fredo Cuomo or Cuomo the Lesser


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)


If you have to ask "Who's the Fredo?" you're probably drooling on your self.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

148 101
Look, can we at least agree that if you are comparing anyone to Hitler,
especially any American politician, you are by definition a complete
hack?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (VPvxh)

Was there any question?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:38 PM (t6MX/)

149 139 FLORIDA
2020 GE:

Joe Biden 47%
Donald Trump 47%

@StPetePolls
6/15-16
Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (MAstk)

____

Aug 8, 2016

Hillary Clinton leads Donald Trump in Georgia, according to a new poll, the second recent survey showing her ahead in the state, which hasn't voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since 1992. Clinton leads Trump by 7 points, 44 to 37 percent, in the JMC Analytics poll released Monday.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:38 PM (FiUMj)

150 i wonder if that train was on its way to Hawthorne NV?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 02:38 PM (5b0DA)

151 > Don't forget about me!
> Posted by: The lowest crab in the bucket

I forget. Are you Eric Swallowswell or Andrew UpTheYingYang?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (Vy4a0)

152 130 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)

Both sides would have to forfeit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

153 Since in a previous thread we discussed the eating habits of crabs, it does sum up politics doesn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (eR65l)

154 Regarding the last story: isn't AOC "lying" unless NSA and ICE call the camps "concentration camps".

And if the head of the NSA says "I wouldn't use that word" it's just NOT, right?

Stop your lying, Alexandria!

We only use the terms that are accepted by the bureaucrats to describe their behavior these days!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (DuZls)

155 25
With the likes of Vice and other Leftist bulwarks going Tango Uniform,
CNN should be more careful because they are truly going the way of the
Mastodons found frozen in the Siberian permafrost.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Hey! Mastodons were pretty darn successful for, what, a million years? CNN has only been around for < 30 years. Kind of unfair to compare the shaggy beasts to the Clinton News Network.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (ClOmq)

156 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)

Oh boy is this great!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (t6MX/)

157 Why won't Will Ferrell make Anchorman 3 parody of CNN?
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (9PtLS)



Because he's a liberal douchebag

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (OLCnA)

158 130 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)


I don't know, but there would be a lot of casualties.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (xjiRE)

159 Fed leaves interest rates unchanged, signals no cuts in 2019

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (MAstk)

160 126 The Hindenburg was Trump's fault too.


Pangaea was a thing until Trump came along.

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (wW03z)

161 Cuomo the Lesser
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=====

That one gets my vote.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (M9ntN)


Wait...

That would mean there is such a thing a Cuomo the Greater...

Nah.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (aS1PU)

162 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)


And, like a giant canoe accident, everything was mysteriously lost to the waves. The sand waves of the desert. Which can carry grenades away soooo fast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (LISuA)

163 Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Fuck! There goes my order. Thank God for purchase insurance.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (sRczR)

164 The train was carrying bombs, ammonium nitrate, and grenades."

Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money....

The shiite has hit the fan.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (6qErC)

165 2016....Good Times!!

"The poll released Friday shows Clinton at 44 percent and Trump at 40 percent in a head-to-head matchup, within the poll's margin of error. It is the latest showing a close race between the two candidates in Georgia, a state that has voted for the GOP nominee since 1996."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (FiUMj)

166 Look, can we at least agree that if you are comparing anyone to Hitler, especially any American politician, you are by definition a complete hack?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (VPvxh)
---
Sounds like a distinction that only one side has any hope of holding to.

So, no.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (DuZls)

167 138 LeMon would go Nazi.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

The Gay Nazis were the Best Nazis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

168 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?

Oh, you said 'wits'...

Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (xSo9G)

169 159
Fed leaves interest rates unchanged, signals no cuts in 2019
============

And, with their desperate attempt to bring on a recession, the Fed votes Democrat in the 2020 election.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (LISuA)

170 and ammonium nitrate can explode (see a certain Texas port), but you have to w*rk at it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (5b0DA)

171 AOC says she'll never apologize for her comments. Hmm. Maybe you can learn something from an idiot.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (H8QX8)

172 remember, but they're treating it like it was the Hindenburg.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)
--------

It WAS the Hindenburg. She was raped repeatedly and beaten beyond recognition for the crime of being white. It was sick. They should have all got the chair. Their friends too.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (dJUGy)

173 > That would mean there is such a thing a Cuomo the Greater...

Well, one of them is apparently nailing that drunken slut "chef" from one of the food channels, so he's presumably at least having sex.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (Vy4a0)

174 What gets me is that the New York left's beef with Trump on the Central Park five thing is that he trusted the news to tell him the truth about what happened and reacted to that.

And they're criticizing him for that now???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)

175 130 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)

Whoever had the popcorn concession.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

176 Has Trump ever accounted for his whereabouts on Nov 22, 1963? We're just asking questions.
- Don LeMon & Cuomo The Lesser

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (FiUMj)

177 The Gay Nazis were the Best Nazis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)
---
i.e. the SS.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (DuZls)

178 136
"Hotlinked in my sock" sounds dirty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (1ISKN)
Like when you are getting dressed in the morning and putting socks on when you have that shocking revelation that the sock you just put on was "THAT" sock.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (N39Ws)

179 and ammonium nitrate can explode (see a certain Texas port), "

Indeed. I'm gonna guess that said train was carrying fertilizer... "gunz" "bombz" n' stuff will turn out to be vaporware.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (6qErC)

180 163 Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Fuck! There goes my order. Thank God for purchase insurance.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (sRczR)

But High Speed Rail is totes Safe!

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (NgKpN)

181 Has Trump ever accounted for his whereabouts on Nov 22, 1963? We're just asking questions.
- Don LeMon & Cuomo The Lesser
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (FiUMj)


He was tailing Ted Cruz' father.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (aS1PU)

182 Why won't Will Ferrell make Anchorman 3 parody of CNN?
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (9PtLS)



Because he's a liberal douchebag
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Aka, professional courtesy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (sRczR)

183 170
and ammonium nitrate can explode (see a certain Texas port), but you have to w*rk at it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (5b0DA)
Not really.

Posted by: Timothy McVeigh at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

184 167 138 LeMon would go Nazi.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

The Gay Nazis were the Best Nazis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

----------------------------

Zorro, The Gay Blade was the best Zorro, fwiw.

Posted by: cornbred at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (puPAX)

185 It WAS the Hindenburg. She was raped repeatedly and beaten beyond recognition for the crime of being white. It was sick. They should have all got the chair. Their friends too.

I'm not saying it wasn't an evil act, I'm saying it was one in a long litany of evil acts over the years that happened decades ago and nobody remembers it but New Yorkers, and them only vaguely. But they act like it was a central, key historical moment everyone knows about and instantly recognizes from the name, and that's just not the case. Just because it was big in your neighborhood doesn't mean it was everywhere, New York.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

186 Dang, that's too far to drive - out in the open, too, so not much chance of harvesting any goodies. Wonder if it was going to pass through Hawthorne - not sure how much ordnance still goes there, except for demilitarization. They still have the bunkers/facilities, though, in abundance.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (QDnY+)

187 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

High-speedexplosive rail!

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo! at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

188 >>and ammonium nitrate can explode (see a certain Texas port), but you have to w*rk at it.

The Hezbollah plot that was uncovered in the UK in 2015 but not announced until the other day turned up 3 tons of ammonia nitrate that was to be used for bombs.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (PxX58)

189 Clinton leads Trump by 7 points, 44 to 37 percent, in the JMC Analytics poll released Monday.Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:38 PM (FiUMj)

Oooooh. "Analytics".

Sounds serious.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (dJUGy)

190 Aka, professional courtesy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (sRczR)
---
Loyalty to The Party.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (DuZls)

191 Fuck! There goes my order. Thank God for purchase insurance.
Posted by: rickb223


You bought an entire train full of ammo? Dude!

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (xSo9G)

192 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
>>
Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)

193 Ammonium nitrate does seem like an odd thing to be shipped with ordnance and ammo.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (QDnY+)

194 This just in, Asspack polling has Everyone But Trump in the lead for the 2020 election.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (37IEG)

195 14 I don't watch TV so I listened to PDT on the radio.

He is a happy Warrior.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (gy3TP)


Me either, but his speeches are covered live on Youtube, carried by inter alia Fox News.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (c/0Nr)

196 The Central Park 5 - a big cause celebre in NYC that involved crime and race relations, and one that no one outside of NYC ever heard about or cared about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

197 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

I'm not saying you're wrong but if the races were reversed, it would already be five movies, 80 Jeopardy questions, and a landmark Supreme Court case. Not a "local crime story".

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:47 PM (dJUGy)

198 Ammonium nitrate does seem like an odd thing to be shipped with ordnance and ammo."

No kidding. Go BOOM!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:47 PM (6qErC)

199 Bernie is not going to like this! More choice for the consumer.

https://on.wsj.com/2XYQAHX

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)

200 "Ammonium"? Where'd I get that? Plenty of covfefe, hmmm. Probably overcome by the ollalieberry pie. And fresh strawberries we picked up near Watsonville.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 02:47 PM (QDnY+)

201 192
BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
>>
Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.


Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)

I'll stop by Seattle and fetch some load-bearing hobos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

202 For a professional talker, Don LeMon sure sucks at talking cogently.

Posted by: Steve "Bofa" D'Snutz at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (nOkDu)

203 I am beyond done with all the Hitler/Nazi bullshit.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (sm6Pk)

204 They lost a truck full of amyl nitrate? OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Posted by: Shep at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (dJUGy)

205 Quick book review.

Friend loaned me The Bridgebusters: The True Story of the Catch-22 Bomb Wing by Thomas McKelvey Cleaver.

Positives:
1. You get to see what was really going on that inspired Joseph Heller's novel.
2. Low opinion of Mark Clark? It will sink lower.
3. Get into the lives of the men who flew and kept the planes flying.

The negatives:
1. Lucian K. Truscott IV gives an introduction.
2. His writing about an incident that resulted in the awarding of the Soldier's Medal could be cleaned up. I think he meant the men thought the guys should have gotten a Bronze Star.
3. Typo in sources. Edwin P. Hoyt is listed as Edwin A. Hoyt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (eR65l)

206 "Don't be shtupid, be a shmarty!
Come and join the Nazi Party!"


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (ClOmq)

207 Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (VJaUa)

208 191
Fuck! There goes my order. Thank God for purchase insurance.

Posted by: rickb223



You bought an entire train full of ammo? Dude!

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (xSo9G)

Let's get our stash back from PA and head to the MoMe!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t6MX/)

209 For a professional talker, Don LeMon sure sucks at talking cogently.
To be fair his mouth is usually full.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (Dh1wo)

210 New Poll: Monmouth

Biden 32%
Warren 15%
Sanders 14%

Sanders continues to fade. He's going to have to hit Sleepy Joe hard if he's going to remain viable.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

211 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?

Great! Only preach to the faithful.

Or are the Reds concerned that their convention is going to turn into a barroom brawl?

Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (c/0Nr)

212 How do complete idiots like Lemon get high paying jobs as commentators?
Honestly, it baffles me. I doubt he's ever had an intelligent thought.
If Lemon and AOC ever bumped heads it would sound like a gong.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (JgA4k)

213 Everybody knows that Trump can't stand the complete partisan, lying smear merchants of CNN so what is the point of interrupting him? Their feelz were hurt?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (ivkO2)

214 207
Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Dunno about drunken or slut, but Nigella Lawson is great to watch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (ClOmq)

215 Sanders continues to fade. He's going to have to hit Sleepy Joe hard if he's going to remain viable.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)


' ... and that's when the food fight started, officer."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (c/0Nr)

216 By this time in Hitler's rule, he had banned unions and strikes, taken legislative power away from the Reichstag, staged the Reichstag fire, banned the Communist Party, carried out the night of the long knives, and declared a one-party state.

Trump is a poor Hitler, Mr. Lemon. But facts, etc....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (Boy/L)

217 h good. A CNN thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yynu997q
Posted by: Jane D'oh a

Oh God, I almost spit my tea out! Hilarious because it's true.

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (oiNtH)

218 "it's unclear if any of the cars that derailed were carrying hazardous materials"

on a train carrying "grenades and bombs".

Bombs. That's a nice generic word isn't it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (37IEG)

219 Never go full-Behar:

https://tinyurl.com/yxfzfy4k

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

220 Dunno about drunken or slut, but Nigella Lawson is great to watch.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (ClOmq)

Watch, fondle, motorboat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (t6MX/)

221 "Any partisanship that I may have possessed was swallowed by a black ho!" -- #DrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (5RLXo)

222 Anna, doubt my view of Clark could get lower. But I haven't yet read through the stack of Italian campaign books that awaits me. And I'll add that title to the list.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (QDnY+)

223 I haven't read the comments, as is my wont, but has anybody mentioned that CNN is not acting like a news organization but as a partisan arm of the Democrat Party and as such shouldn't some sanctions be brought against them for making un-reported campaign contributions. It is fine if they want to be shills for one and only one political party, but if so then they must report themselves as such. Failure to do so should be a crime.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (c3RnB)

224 Sanders and Bidet fighting?

The two old guys in the balcony of The Muppet Show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (eR65l)

225 Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (ClOmq)

226 He bangs Nigella.


Sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VJaUa)

227
Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows
up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's
Chicago 1968 all over again.


That's when Antifa finds out what happened to Mao's Red Guards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

228 Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Oh to be outside spreading rumors.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:52 PM (sRczR)

229 210 New Poll: Monmouth

Biden 32%
Warren 15%
Sanders 14%

Sanders continues to fade. He's going to have to hit Sleepy Joe hard if he's going to remain viable.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

He'll call Joe a whippersnapper a couple times. That always does the trick.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

230 Between LeMon, Cuomo the smaller, Crazy Joe and Chiquita Khrushchev - There isn't enough bio-electricity to run a potato clock.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

231 Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019


That would be Sandra Lee. She actually suggested that "some people" de-beard mussels before they cook them.


There are a zillion YouTube videos of her idiocy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (ptqGC)

232 @jsolomonReports 3 minutes ago

There is now compelling evidence the two main documents the FBI used to justify investigating the Trump campaign, the Manafort ledger and the Steele dossier, were suspect and contained inaccurate information. And the FBI was warned.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ddq8ep

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

233 Hoyt's book is called Backwater War: The Allied Campaign in Italy, 1943-1945. 2006. Stackpole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (eR65l)

234 And we all thought 1968 was "a year like no other." Seems to me, from what I remember of those days, they were a English tea party at the vicarage compared to what we can expect in 2020.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (ClOmq)

235 It is fine if they want to be shills for one and only one political party, but if so then they must report themselves as such. Failure to do so should be a crime.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (c3RnB)

In Kind Campaign Contributions.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)

236 Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.




Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)

I'll stop by Seattle and fetch some load-bearing hobos.

That's forward thinking!

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (9753m)

237 That would be Sandra Lee. She actually suggested that "some people" de-beard mussels before they cook them.



De-beard the bearded clam?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (sRczR)

238 Not Nigella, but Sandra.

Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (VJaUa)

239 225 Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (ClOmq)

It's where the Politburo votes frequently and the people vote once. Forever.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

240 Electricity? New York just signed a law against that I think. They're going to be powered completely by all-magic non-warming Unicorn farts by 2040

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (37IEG)

241 By this time in Hitler's rule, he had banned unions and strikes, taken legislative power away from the Reichstag, staged the Reichstag fire, banned the Communist Party, carried out the night of the long knives, and declared a one-party state.

Trump is a poor Hitler, Mr. Lemon. But facts, etc....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (Boy/L)


Hitler assumed power on January 30, 1933.

He established Dachau in March, 1933.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (c/0Nr)

242 Nigella, English Muffin

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (37IEG)

243 but has anybody mentioned that CNN is not acting like a news organization but as a partisan arm of the Democrat Party
>>
When did they start that?

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (9753m)

244 >>Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?

Bernie gave a speech the other day where he did just that. You won't be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything paid for by the rich.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (PxX58)

245 231
Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019
That would be Sandra Lee. She actually suggested that "some people" de-beard mussels before they cook them.
There are a zillion YouTube videos of her idiocy.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019

*
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. . .
No idea about the idiocy, but Nigella makes Sandra look like a boy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (ClOmq)

246 Hoyt's book is called Backwater War: The Allied Campaign in Italy, 1943-1945.

Or "Mark Clark Was a Dumbass."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (Boy/L)

247 223 I haven't read the comments, as is my wont, but has anybody mentioned that CNN is not acting like a news organization but as a partisan arm of the Democrat Party and as such shouldn't some sanctions be brought against them for making un-reported campaign contributions. It is fine if they want to be shills for one and only one political party, but if so then they must report themselves as such. Failure to do so should be a crime.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (c3RnB)


The FEC, who is headed by a former Perkins Coie partner and friend of the Clintons will get right on that.
Why didn't the FEC look into the Clinton/ DNC money laundering/ contribution limits scandal? Oh, right. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (dNzKv)

248 And I think by July 1933 Dachau already had 30,000 prisoners.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:57 PM (eR65l)

249 If SNL had any interest in being funny and not a mouth organ, literally and figuratively, they would put on the Jeopardy show with Chris Qhomo, Don "Eazy Peezy" Lemonhead, and Sandy Donkey Chompers.
Final Jeopardy question would be, "Is it a letter or a Number?"


Not one of them would get it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:57 PM (pw+jk)

250 Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.

I dunno, that's what I expected with the 2016 convention when they jobbed Sanders out of the nomination. Instead they stood outside and whined and cried.

That's all we are gonna get from this generation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:57 PM (39g3+)

251 Hitler assumed power on January 30, 1933.

He established Dachau in March, 1933.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (c/0Nr)

I admit, that's an impressive speed. Especially considering the whole failed artist background.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 02:58 PM (EV0u2)

252 168 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?

Oh, you said 'wits'...
Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (xSo9G)


If I set up a chess game between my dog and my cat, neither of them will "win", but *I* will definitely lose, because I'm going to have to clean up the mess.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

253 CNN can't handle the truth.

-
Their entire business plan is avoiding the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)

254 The news is what CNN says it is.

Just like the New York Times. "Fit to print"

They decide, you watch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

255 You really have to watch the left on comparisons. Surveillance is NOTHING like "spying", however, camps in which we put illegal border-jumpers to process them ARE "concentration camps".

The official word from the FBI is "Surveillance is not spying" and you MUST accept that.

I'm thinking ICE never has defined the detention camps as "concentration camps", but "FUCK THE NAZIS!" (whether or not ICE officially recognizes themselves as Nazis).

Special rules all the time.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (DuZls)

256 Bernie gave a speech the other day where he did just that. You won't be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything paid for by the rich.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (PxX5

And by "rich" he means "the kulaks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (c/0Nr)

257 All those racists gathering in one place last night in Orlando caused a massive gravitational implosion like a supernova collapsing into a neutron star, sending Racism Waves rippling throughout the universe. I felt the ripple -- did you?

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (oFcdC)

258 244
>>Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic
socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?



Bernie gave a speech the other day where he did just that. You won't
be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything
paid for by the rich.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
"Excuse me, Mr. Sanders . . . but exactly how is that different from Venezuela's socialism? Or Cuba's commun-- Mmmf! Get your mitts off me, you -- Mmmmf! Aiyeee! No! No, not tha--"

* Interview feed goes to black *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (ClOmq)

259 Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.
----------

Don't expect many "own goals" except on Election Night. These traitorous lunatics will do exactly what their pay masters tell them to do.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (PAf8Z)

260 The FEC is useless at best, irredeemably corrupt at worst.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (oVJmc)

261 ammonium nitrate explosion - people appear to have forgotten the explosion in West, Texas 6 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1UbSYOxhjU

fire at an ammonium nitrate fertilizer manufactuer. Bad idea to allow it to be located in the middle of town.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)

262 > Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.

The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Vy4a0)

263 Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic
socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?


Bernie gave a speech the other day where he did just that. You won't
be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything
paid for by the rich.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019

Democratic Socialism: The next version of Socialism after National Socialism has proven too unpopular.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 03:00 PM (KUaJL)

264 246 Hoyt's book is called Backwater War: The Allied Campaign in Italy, 1943-1945.

Or "Mark Clark Was a Dumbass."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (Boy/L)

He was a mediocrity. But just try to dig the Heer out of hills and mountains. The German Army knew how to fight, for good or ill.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)

265 They're going to be powered completely by all-magic non-warming Unicorn farts by 2040"

That's nothing. California mandated that 10% of all car sales would have to be 'lectric by 2003.

Oh, wait. How'd that work out again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (6qErC)

266 I dunno, that's what I expected with the 2016 convention when they jobbed Sanders out of the nomination. Instead they stood outside and whined and cried.

That's all we are gonna get from this generation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:57 PM (39g3+)


Was antifa a thing in 2016? I don't remember, but if it were, I think it was in nascent form, and probably caught flat-footed.

But they won't be this time, if they don't get their way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (c/0Nr)

267 211 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?

Great! Only preach to the faithful.

Or are the Reds concerned that their convention is going to turn into a barroom brawl?

Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (c/0Nr)


They don't want them renouncing God (yet glorifying Allah and Muhammad) to be shown on TV.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (sm6Pk)

268 262
> Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?


Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.


The one who has "recipes" like:


First, open a bag of Fritos.

Second, open a can of bean dip.

Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
Geez! Even *I* could handle that!

Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (ClOmq)

269 @nypost

BREAKING: Nxivm leader Keith Raniere found guilty on all counts in sex cult trial https://trib.al/pZnUHEo


Guess that whole 'it's his lifestyle' defense his lawyer offered up didn't play well with the jury....

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (cF8AT)

270 It is fine if they want to be shills for one and
only one political party, but if so then they must report themselves as
such. Failure to do so should be a crime.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (c3RnB)



In Kind Campaign Contributions.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)
======
IIRC, the head of NBC media news said that the medias contribution to the John Kerry presidential campaign was worth more than $1 billion in 2004. The media is now approaching $5 billion.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (pw+jk)

271 Aka, professional courtesy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (sRczR)
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Long forgotten by 1933. In 1923 he went to prison for staging a coup. He was already a faction leader for 10 years by the time he got the chancellorship.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (DuZls)

272 Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

Interesting.

Under the Fruit of the poisoned tree doctrine, an illegally attained Warrant makes everything FOUND via said warrant, inadmissible as evidence.

And it sounds like it was evidence they got via said warrant, that they used to convict Manafort.

But then, that is Mueller's normal operating procedure.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (NgKpN)

273 >>There is now compelling evidence the two main documents the FBI used to justify investigating the Trump campaign, the Manafort ledger and the Steele dossier, were suspect and contained inaccurate information. And the FBI was warned.


I'll be surprised if Manafort's lawyers don't go scorched earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (PxX58)

274 Wait, wait, wait...Sandra Lee puts out?

I've been doing cooking all wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK8)

275 Democratic Socialism: The next version of Socialism after National Socialism has proven too unpopular.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 03:00 PM (KUaJL)


"Democratic socialism." Because "communism" is such an ugly word.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (c/0Nr)

276 I voted for socialism once. ONCE

Posted by: Dead Socialism Voter at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (PAf8Z)

277 @nypost

BREAKING: Nxivm leader Keith Raniere found guilty on all counts in sex cult trial https://trib.al/pZnUHEo


Guess that whole 'it's his lifestyle' defense his lawyer offered up didn't play well with the jury....
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (cF8AT)
---
Ace should take note.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (DuZls)

278 Hoo boy!

Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

279 Biden 32%
Warren 15%
Sanders 14%

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Bernie's numbers are falling like an old man down the stairs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)

280 262 > Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.

The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Vy4a0)

Hey, that's my Cinco de Mayo menu!

Posted by: Wine/Beer/Tequila mom at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

281
And by "rich" he means "the kulaks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (c/0Nr)

What man needs two cows?

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (EV0u2)

282 >>Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?



Hell, who would win between AOC and b#tchy, hysterical Shep Smith?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

283
Wait, wait, wait...Sandra Lee puts out?



I've been doing cooking all wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK


She's currently shacking up with Andrew Cuomo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

284 CNN isn't BIASED -- they just tell the TRUTH. Facts are facts!

Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 19, 2019 03:03 PM (4Eo4+)

285 >>BREAKING: Nxivm leader Keith Raniere found guilty on all counts in sex cult trial https://trib.al/pZnUHEo


Hoo-boy, which NXIVM leader is next - one of the Bronfmans?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

286 Wonder what Perkins Coie lawyer Marc Elias has been doing to keep himself busy, since FusionGPS and the Hillary campaign coup conspiracy seems to be moving into the wind-down phase?

He still is acting up in ways that attract FBI attention.


https://tinyurl.com/y2cc38lf

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 03:04 PM (LISuA)

287 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

He is such a freakin vampire. He even looks like one.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:04 PM (PAf8Z)

288 43 Why won't Will Ferrell make Anchorman 3 parody of CNN?

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil

He doesn't want to repeat himself twice.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (/Fmtj)

289 1. Only MSNBC reports on socialist-democrat convention.
2. ??????
3. Hillary Clinton is installed as president!!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (pw+jk)

290 Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Thank goodness he wears waterproof eyeliner and mascara!

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (oiNtH)

291 201 192
BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
>>
Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.


Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)

I'll stop by Seattle and fetch some load-bearing hobos.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

I'm in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)

292 Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.

The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Not seeing an issue.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (sRczR)

293 Clark ordered Trustcott to move on Rome instead of using the Anzio breakout to cut off the German 10th Army's retreat.

Just so Clark could parade through a city the Nazis had declared open.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (eR65l)

294 Don't expect many "own goals" except on Election Night. These traitorous lunatics will do exactly what their pay masters tell them to do.
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (PAf8Z)


My experience in Berkeley makes me doubt that financial considerations are a factor with them. I suspect that the hard left are true believers, and once ginned up, cannot be controlled pretty much by anybody.

Financial support can get the hard left to the convention, but after that, it's on. Oh yes, it's so on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (c/0Nr)

295
That's nothing. California mandated that 10% of all car sales would have to be 'lectric by 2003.



Oh, wait. How'd that work out again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (6qErC)
I'm waiting for the surrounding states to discover the virtues of shipping their generated power to New York for use by the elites in New Dork Titty.
Not that I feel at all bad about that since the whole shooting match is pretty much an main island of the Clinton Archipelago.

But I can hardly wait for the FeelZience to start working for them when they close the last of the coal fired plants and the cost of electricity goes up 30% for them. But it's what they wanted, so. meh.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (37IEG)

296 Latest NYTimes/CNN poll of attendees at last night's rally in Orlando give Biden a 19-point lead -- even among Trump's die-hard supporters!

Poll question:

If the election were to be held today between Biden and Trump, for whom would you vote?

Published results:

Biden - 58%
Trump -- 39%
Unsure - 3%

Actual results:

I'm Not Speaking to You, You Goddamn Commie Pollster! -- 94%

Eh, sonny? What was that? My hearing aid's on the fritz -- 3%

Biden! Orange Man Bad! -- 2%

Trump -- 1%

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (oFcdC)

297 283
Wait, wait, wait...Sandra Lee puts out?



I've been doing cooking all wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK

She's currently shacking up with Andrew Cuomo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

Well...slut. You can't be picky and say 'I only want the slut who's slutty with me'. That's just unrealistic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

298 Joy Behar defended AOC by saying no one is being exterminated at PDT's concentration camps.....

yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

299 289
1. Only MSNBC reports on socialist-democrat convention.
2. ??????
3. Hillary Clinton is installed as president!!


Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 19, 2019

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. . .

The only "installation" of HRC I want to see is into a jail cell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (ClOmq)

300 http://bit.ly/2XogFmz
********
Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)

301 >>Under the Fruit of the poisoned tree doctrine


if Don has AIDS, then the Lemon Party has to be referred to as a Bug party.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (qeJFm)

302 I just hope Don LeMon is taking his Truvada.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

303 You won't
be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything
paid for by the rich.

***

The rich always get out ahead of time. He means the middle class

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (QWMVa)

304 279 Biden 32%
Warren 15%
Sanders 14%

-
Bernie's numbers are falling like an old man down the stairs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)


"Help! I've fallen and can't get up!"

Posted by: Bernie Sanders for Life Alert at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (c/0Nr)

305 A second former aide to Sen. Maggie Hassan charged with evidence tampering and aiding and abetting computer fraud

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (MAstk)

306 First, open a bag of Fritos.

Second, open a can of bean dip.


Open a jar of salsa. Dump the salsa and beans into the bag of fritos. Add shredded cheese. Mix. Eat out of the bag with a fork, don't use your fingers like an animal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (39g3+)

307 >>Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser


Unless he endorses Trump, this is a Win / Win!

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (qeJFm)

308 Will it matter after the big lawsuits are settled? I think CNN is whistling past the graveyard at this point, their culpability in the coup will sink them.

Posted by: Exurban Doug at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (GzgV1)

309 Today is the birthday of
Actress Mia Sara 1967
Actress Zoe Saldana 1978
British politician Boris Johnson 1964
Actress Kathleen Turner 1954
Singer Ann Wilson 1950
Racecar driver Shirley Muldowney 1940
Musician Lester Flatt 1914
Baseball legend Lou Gerhig 1903
Bandleader Guy Lombardo 1902
Actor/comedian Moe Howard 1897

And

Me! Your favorite mayhem!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (myjNJ)

310 http://bit.ly/2XogFmz

********

Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)


In a just world, he'd be "concerned" about facing prison time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

311 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)


Yeah, get out there and campaign, Shit Midas! Do it for the proletariat!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (c/0Nr)

312 Special rules all the time.


All their rules are unruly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (Iq27Y)

313 301
>>Under the Fruit of the poisoned tree doctrine


if Don has AIDS, then the Lemon Party has to be referred to as a Bug party.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
Don Lemon: Tree of the Poisoned Fruit Doctrine

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (ClOmq)

314 Today is the birthday of
Actress Mia Sara 1967
Actress Zoe Saldana 1978
British politician Boris Johnson 1964
Actress Kathleen Turner 1954
Singer Ann Wilson 1950
Racecar driver Shirley Muldowney 1940
Musician Lester Flatt 1914
Baseball legend Lou Gerhig 1903
Bandleader Guy Lombardo 1902
Actor/comedian Moe Howard 1897

And

Me! Your favorite mayhem!
Posted by: madamemayhem



Happy birthday!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (sRczR)

315 Bernie's numbers are falling like an old man down the stairs.

He was just the flavor of the week. Basically when he joined the race people went "thank God someone kind of normal!" then found out what a ridiculous scumbag pervert racist he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:09 PM (39g3+)

316 Happy Birthday, madamemayhem!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:09 PM (ptqGC)

317 So Trump is Hitler? and I'm a Nazi then for supporting him? Ok, guilty then you fuckwad.

So if Lemon could go back in history and kill someone would it be Hitler or Trump. Tough call huh asshat?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:09 PM (OX6sG)

318 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser


Unless he endorses Trump, this is a Win / Win!
Posted by: garrett


Please bring Michael Obama along.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (sRczR)

319 Actress Mia Sara 1967
*******
YUMMY

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (BqBId)

320 Wait, wait, wait...Sandra Lee puts out? "

Nobody doesn't like Sandra Lee...


Oh, and Happy Birthday, m'hem!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (6qErC)

321 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)
I remember him saying he'd rush in from the sidelines and take a hand. That's was 2 years ago and so far all he's done is remind everyone that every good thing that's happened since he left the White House is because of him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)

322 And

Me! Your favorite mayhem!


Happy Birthday, madame!

Lester Flatt slicks his hair with possum fat, so says Earl Scruggs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (39g3+)

323 300 http://bit.ly/2XogFmz
********
Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)

Somebody sure is worried about facing prosecution and prison/GITMO/firing squad.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (xTFXi)

324 That's nothing. California mandated that 10% of all car sales would have to be 'lectric by 2003.

Oh, wait. How'd that work out again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (6qErC)


It worked out great. All the cars here now identify as electric.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (c/0Nr)

325 Stupid Sweepstakes 2019 winner:

DonLemoan
or
AOC?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

326 Here's fun.... Mia Sara is my age. Exact same birth date.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (myjNJ)

327
BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada >>

Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)


The army has a huge ammunition dump in Hawthorne Nevada so it's probably near there.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (TAmPV)

328 More women athletes filling suits regarding men pretending to women in sports for women:

https://tinyurl.com/y3y2crdf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (ivkO2)

329 Actress Zoe Saldana"

Yes please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (6qErC)

330 I remember him saying he'd rush in from the sidelines and take a hand. That's was 2 years ago and so far all he's done is remind everyone that every good thing that's happened since he left the White House is because of him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)


Sidelines, bathhouse, what's in a word?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (c/0Nr)

331
So if Lemon could go back in history and kill someone would it be Hitler or Trump. Tough call huh asshat?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019

*
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. . .
Different times have different rules. If he went back in time and started talking about the sort of stuff he says on TV, he'd be locked up. We used to do that then . . . and I think we were probably a LOT better off as a society.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (ClOmq)

332 Somebody sure is worried about facing prosecution and prison/GITMO/firing squad.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (xTFXi)
********
Ya Think

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (BqBId)

333 The army has a huge ammunition dump in Hawthorne Nevada so it's probably near there."

Wells is near the Utah line, Hawthorne in the SW part of the state...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (6qErC)

334 Fed kept interest rates where there at. Markets seem to like it.

Powell says Fed goal is to keep expansion going.

I sure hope so.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

335 326
Here's fun.... Mia Sara is my age. Exact same birth date.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
So she was only about 17 when she did Ferris Bueller?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (ClOmq)

336 Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.



Any cannibalism?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (Iq27Y)

337 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada >>
Anyone know if any chainsaw bayonets or "parts that go up" were damaged in the wreck?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (37IEG)

338 NashVegas vs. StarkVegas is about to begin in Omaha!!!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (xTFXi)

339 DonLemoan
or
AOC?
Posted by: wth


"And" is your friend

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (myjNJ)

340 Me! Your favorite mayhem!
Posted by: madamemayhem

Happy B-Day Madame! hope that it's a fun one

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (oiNtH)

341 Weird, pixy won't let me quote a previous comment, rejects is as spam. Posting this as a test.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (oFcdC)

342 madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Obligatory:

How you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (u82oZ)

343 Happy birthday, mayhem!

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (cF8AT)

344 Me! Your favorite mayhem!
Posted by: madamemayhem

Happy birthday and may God bless your birthday year. I assume you were born after Guy Lombardo and possibly before Zoe Saldana though maybe not the latter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (ivkO2)

345 Here goes Shep! again! Hazmat teams say there are no explosives, but there are hazardous materials.


Witnesses claim to have seen babies being raped and eaten.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

346 336 Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.



Any cannibalism?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (Iq27Y)

Are we back to talking about "Suddenly Last Summer" again?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

347 And Happy Birthday, uppity wench

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

348 Now it's "Aluminum Oxide"... and I 80 is open.

Ah well. No 'splodey.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (6qErC)

349 Here's fun.... Mia Sara is my age. Exact same birth date.

My lawn. Get off it

(just kidding, I'm only 2 years older).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (39g3+)

350 Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.

He hasn't been this excited since he was assigned to cover the return of the fleet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (c/0Nr)

351 If he went back in time and started talking about the sort of stuff he says on TV, he'd be locked up

Well he'd be locked up for being an uppity negro and hanged for being homosexual so... not exactly better times in those terms.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (39g3+)

352 345
Here goes Shep! again! Hazmat teams say there are no explosives, but there are hazardous materials.


Witnesses claim to have seen babies being raped and eaten.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)
No explosives. So a train carrying dummy bombs and dummy grenades then.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

353 Maybe it's the guy that sees Hitler in his Wheaties that's the actual Hitler?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (Lg/Uq)

354 Hobos were witnessed leaving the train derailment carrying boxes. Lots of boxes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

355 329 Actress Zoe Saldana"

Yes please.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (6qErC)

It would be like humping a wooden statue if her acting is anything to go by.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (bcbK8)

356 And our magnificent First Lady Melania.
Thank you.
........

No, thank YOU, Jefe.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

357 Whom is getting killed, Don Lemon?

And wipe that off your chin.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (OE84+)

358 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Trump is "divisive and racist" and "I, I. I" "Me. Me Me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (ivkO2)

359 Here goes Shep! again! Hazmat teams say there are no explosives, but there are hazardous materials.


Witnesses claim to have seen babies being raped and eaten.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

If watching Chernobyl last week as taught me anything, it's that all those people are going to die horribly within a month.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

360 348 Now it's "Aluminum Oxide"... and I 80 is open.

Ah well. No 'splodey.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (6qErC)


Aluminum oxide? WTF is that good for in ordnance context? Sounds like someone is full of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (c/0Nr)

361 341 Weird, pixy won't let me quote a previous comment, rejects is as spam. Posting this as a test.
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (oFcdC)

Did you try to say B lazer?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (bcbK8)

362 321 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)
I remember him saying he'd rush in from the sidelines and take a hand. That's was 2 years ago and so far all he's done is remind everyone that every good thing that's happened since he left the White House is because of him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)
----------

He's got to let the field thin itself a bit before he get's involved. e.g. Joe drops out.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

363 Today is the birthday of

Actress Zoe Saldana

Musician Lester Flatt

Actor/comedian Moe Howard



Now I'm visualizing Flatt & Scrug gs playing the banjo to a Three Stooges routine performed by the blue aliens in Avatar.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (oFcdC)

364 354
Hobos were witnessed leaving the train derailment carrying boxes. Lots of boxes.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (ptqGC)
PackHobos? Is it still okay to call them hobos? I don't think so.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (37IEG)

365 Here goes Shep! again! Hazmat teams say there are no explosives, but there are hazardous materials.

____

According to the state of California everything under the sun is a hazardous material that may cause cancer.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (FiUMj)

366 OK, found the problem: apparently the word "Scruggs" in illegal!

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (oFcdC)

367 Train carrying bombs? Hollywood distributes its films by train now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (c/0Nr)

368
348 Now it's "Aluminum Oxide"... and I 80 is open.

Ah well. No 'splodey.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (6qErC)


Merely a compound or two away from being thermite!

Flee! Flee for your very lives!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (pNxlR)

369 Sounds like someone is full of crap."

Well, they're "professional journalists", so....


99.999% chance of that being true.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)

370 Danny Glover is a blithering idiot but even he recognizes that All's Well That Swallows Well is an idiot.

https://bit.ly/2XpGOBE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)

371 329 Actress Zoe Saldana"

Yes please.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (6qErC)
.......

but she's 10 feet tall and has a tail.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

372 Liz Clayman Tits Status

[x] Awesome

[ ] Not Awesome

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (FiUMj)

373 313 301
>>Under the Fruit of the poisoned tree doctrine


if Don has AIDS, then the Lemon Party has to be referred to as a Bug party.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
Don Lemon: Tree of the Poisoned Fruit Doctrine
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (ClOmq)

Don Lemon: Poisoned Fruit Tree Doctrine

Also I still want to have my axe handle interview with the guy. I'll bet a lot of stuff would come out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

374 Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (c/0Nr)


I was just old enough to be very frightened watching the '68 convention on TV. I say convention, but the only parts of it I remember are the outside shots and coverage of the riots. Vietnam of course played a major role, but also I think one of the reasons that Nixon won is because of the riots. Of course the donks have made damn sure we are now a quite different country than we were in '68.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (kUmUV)

375 "Help! I've fallen and can't get up!"
Posted by: Bernie Sanders for Life Alert

---

Hair static has no cushion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (CuvF4)

376 262
The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Vy4a0)


Wait, what's wrong with that?

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (xjiRE)

377 Danny Glover is a blithering idiot but even he recognizes that All's Well That Swallows Well is also an idiot.

https://bit.ly/2XpGOBE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)

Fixed.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (OE84+)

378 Thanks for the happys erbody. I got to mow the yard before it started raining again so I'm happy.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (myjNJ)

379 According to the state of California everything under the sun is a hazardous material that may cause cancer.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (FiUMj)


"Known to the state of California."

Which doesn't know shit about handling money, repairing roads, enforcing laws, fighting gangs, keeping out wetbacks, running decent schools, or controlling vagrancy, but which totally knows all about toxicology.

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (c/0Nr)

380 Actor/comedian Moe Howard
Now I'm visualizing Flatt Scrug gs playing the banjo to a Three Stooges routine performed by the blue aliens in Avatar.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
"Come an' listen to my story 'bout a man named Moe,

Hollywood actor with a hard row to hoe . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (ClOmq)

381 According to the state of California everything under the sun is a hazardous material that may cause cancer."

Known to cause cancer. Which is amazing, considering that neither MD Anderson nor Johns Hopkins knows what causes cancer.

But the State of Qualifornia does...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (6qErC)

382 309 Today is the birthday of
Actress Mia Sara 1967
Actress Zoe Saldana 1978
British politician Boris Johnson 1964
Actress Kathleen Turner 1954
Singer Ann Wilson 1950
Racecar driver Shirley Muldowney 1940
Musician Lester Flatt 1914
Baseball legend Lou Gerhig 1903
Bandleader Guy Lombardo 1902
Actor/comedian Moe Howard 1897

And

Me! Your favorite mayhem!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (myjNJ)

HB Madame! Hoist some adult beverages and give yourself a toast from us.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

383 luminum oxide? WTF is that good for in ordnance context? Sounds like someone is full of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (c/0Nr)
Some Media asshole probably saw that Aluminum Oxide is used for sand blasting and thought it meant it was used for blasting sand.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (37IEG)

384 I'll bet a lot of stuff would come out."

That's Dr. Sandra Lee, "pimple popper"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (6qErC)

385 Today is the birthday of

Actress Zoe Saldana

Musician Lester Flatt

Actor/comedian Moe Howard



Now I'm visualizing Flatt & Scrug gs playing the banjo to a Three Stooges routine performed by the blue aliens in Avatar.
Posted by: zombie


That might be worth watching

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (sRczR)

386 For some reason, Pixy will not allow the phrase

Flat t & Scrug gs

Remove the space between the two "g"s in Scrug gs and the two "T"s in Flat t and try it for your self. "Your comment rejected because it looks like spam."

Crazy!

What is taboo about Flat t & Scrug gs???

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (oFcdC)

387 369 Sounds like someone is full of crap."

Well, they're "professional journalists", so....


99.999% chance of that being true.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)


I don't suppose any of "professional journalists" happened to mention that aluminum oxide is pretty much a kissin' cousin to ... sand. So ... not the most hazardous substance on the face of the earth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (c/0Nr)

388 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (c/0Nr)

Gentlemen's bet (har har) that the Left behaves at their convention. Maybe we can make the threshold # of arrests?

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (PAf8Z)

389 Flatt Scruggs

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (ClOmq)

390
Merely a compound or two away from being thermite!



Flee! Flee for your very lives!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (pNxlR)
Yeah, oxide, and aluminum are two words that are related to thermite. But what happens when you have aluminum TERMITES?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (37IEG)

391 What is taboo about Flat t & Scrug gs??? "

They sold wigs and boots here in 2005?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (6qErC)

392 Happy Birthday Madame

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (PAf8Z)

393 Testing Buster Scruggs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)

394 389
Flatt Scruggs


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
The names worked -- but you one per centers with your ampersands!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (ClOmq)

395 Buster Rhymes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

396 While in my darkest fantasies I wish Trump really were Hitler, to give these pampered babies something to really cry about, at this point, I'd settle for a bunch of pissed-off people to storm the CNN area during a Trump rally and give those whiny bastards the Mussolini black shirt treatment - pour castor oil down their throats until they shit themselves.

These overpaid, disloyal fucksticks don't know how lucky they are that Trump doesn't just tell people to start handing out some real justice to these lying shills. Not one of them would last to the end of the day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (BmxiN)

397 So ... not the most hazardous substance on the face of the earth."

Have you ever tried "sex on the beach"???

/Shep

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (6qErC)

398 I don't know why, but the train crash reminded me of the far side cartoon of the beer truck and pretzel truck on a collision course.

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (HQx/J)

399 Merely a compound or two away from being thermite!

Flee! Flee for your very lives!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (pNxlR)


Mix aluminum oxide with aluminum powder, ignite, and you get ... aluminum powder and aluminum oxide, and a fierce fire!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (c/0Nr)

400 So she was only about 17 when she did Ferris Bueller?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (ClOmq)
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Mmm-mm-bow-bow chicka-chicka.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (DuZls)

401 Flatt & Scruggs

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (jsWA8)

402 400 So she was only about 17 when she did Ferris Bueller?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (ClOmq)
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Mmm-mm-bow-bow chicka-chicka.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (DuZls)

Oh yeahhhhhhh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

403 Flatt and Scruggs

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:24 PM (oFcdC)

404 Mmm-mm-bow-bow chicka-chicka."

You're still here?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:24 PM (6qErC)

405 https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g

Oh yeah!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

406 Don Lemon: Poisoned Fruit Tree Doctrine


Don Lemon: Fruit

Posted by: human at June 19, 2019 03:24 PM (0CeRG)

407 Buster Rhymes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Buster Hyman

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (sRczR)

408 393 Testing Buster Scruggs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

395 Buster Rhymes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I submit........ Buster Poindexter!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (myjNJ)

409 Gentlemen's bet (har har) that the Left behaves at their convention. Maybe we can make the threshold # of arrests?
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (PAf8Z)


I make the over/under at 200.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (c/0Nr)

410 Yeah, oxide, and aluminum are two words that are related to thermite. But what happens when you have aluminum TERMITES?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (37IEG)


Those bloody things absolutely killed the market for aluminum house siding.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (kUmUV)

411 Keep your mouth shut, Barry. It's not time yet. You have to wait until the Dems are in total disarray before you shove Mooch down our throats.

Posted by: creeper at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (ctmIP)

412 Moe Howard----- Spread Out

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (BqBId)

413 Nancy Drew and the Case of the Non-Replicable Flatt and Scrug gs Mystery

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (oFcdC)

414


I submit........ Buster Poindexter!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (myjNJ)

Feeling hot, hot, hot!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)

415 Trump would never be Hitler. Trump has no manifesto and only wants to return America to its "Greatness".

The Nazi periodical was called (in English) "The New Man".

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DuZls)

416 that aluminum oxide is pretty much a kissin' cousin to ... sand.

That's why we use it on sandpaper.

Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (FhXTo)

417 I submit........ Buster Poindexter!"

Hot hot hot...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (6qErC)

418 Aluminum oxide? WTF is that good for in ordnance context?

Maybe they make alumina ceramic armor plates there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (Iq27Y)

419 Weirdly, the reply with 'Buster Scruggs' also failed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

420 That's why we use it on sandpaper.
Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (FhXTo)


Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (c/0Nr)

421 I make the over/under at 200.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (c/0Nr)

Fair! Let's do it.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (PAf8Z)

422 Feeling hot, hot, hot!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK
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Two can play at that game.

Posted by: Robert Smith at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DuZls)

423 Former Oakland Raider Burgess Owens at reparations hearing today:

"I used to be a Democrat until I did my history and found out the misery that that party brought to my race...Let's pay restitution. How about the Democratic Party pay for all the misery brought to my race..."

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (oiNtH)

424 So dignified and refined, https://youtu.be/EhZba-P7R18

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (bcbK8)

425 292 Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.

The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Not seeing an issue.

Posted by: rickb223

I thought a 55 gallon drum of margaritas was an issue but I remembered they normally say something like ,"and here's the 55 gallons of margaritas I put into chill earlier".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (/Fmtj)

426 413
Nancy Drew and the Case of the Non-Replicable Flatt and Scrug gs Mystery

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Be sure to catch my latest, The Arkansas Condom Mystery!

Posted by: Ellery Queen at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (ClOmq)

427 396 While in my darkest fantasies I wish Trump really were Hitler, to give these pampered babies something to really cry about.

Nah, not a Hitler, not a Pol Pot.

Now another Cromwell I could get behind, we could use another Cromwell these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

428 422 Feeling hot, hot, hot!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK
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Two can play at that game.
Posted by: Robert Smith at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DuZls)

Please please me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

429 Fair! Let's do it.
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (PAf8Z)


OK. Are you taking the over or the under?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (c/0Nr)

430 418
Aluminum oxide? WTF is that good for in ordnance context?



Maybe they make alumina ceramic armor plates there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (Iq27Y)
And all army shit is dang-er-ouse! So, head for the hills!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (37IEG)

431 Danny Glover is a blithering idiot but even he recognizes that All's Well That Swallows Well is also an idiot.

The look on Glover's face.

"It doesn't matter what you say, ofay, I hate you too. Do you have a point somewhere or do you just want to keep tonguing my black ass?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (39g3+)

432 we could use another Cromwell these days."

"Gee our old La Salle ran great..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)

433 Jed Clampet/Niki Haley 2024

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Lg/Uq)

434 Wow, [former Oakland Raider] Burgess Owens just stunned everyone:

"I used to be a Democrat until I did my history and found out the misery that that party brought to my race... Let's pay restitution. How about the Democratic Party pay for all the misery brought to my race..."

-
Must be a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)

435 Twenty years from now I'll be looking at my "Internet Social Credit Score" and it will explain why I'm being herded into the concentrate camps:

"June, 2019: Repeatedly attempted to type the phrase 'Flatt and Scruggs." Social Credit demerit of -540 points."

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (oFcdC)

436 420
That's why we use it on sandpaper.

Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (FhXTo)



Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (c/0Nr)
So! A trainload of explosive sand paper bombs and grenades! Thank God for REAL accurate news we can use!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG)

437
Gentlemen's bet (har har) that the Left behaves at their convention?


Oh, they'll behave ... badly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

438 Former Oakland Raider Burgess Owens at reparations hearing today:

"I used to be a Democrat until I did my history and found out the misery that that party brought to my race...Let's pay restitution. How about the Democratic Party pay for all the misery brought to my race..."
Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (oiNtH)

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Not to mention how they made football totally unwatchable.

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (RU4sa)

439 I like Sandra Lee cuz she grew up in a shack or trailer near Puyallup and pulled herself out of that mess.

Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (wuvn2)

440 OK. Are you taking the over or the under?Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (c/0Nr)

Oh I'm on the under. I thought you set it very fairly.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (PAf8Z)

441 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%. Can you say cheap money??

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

442 Shall I compare thee to a Nazi?
Thou art more orange than the Fuhrer.

Posted by: Don Le Mon's Poetry at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (DuZls)

443 I can't watch the video, what did the maroon Swalwell say to Glover?

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (oiNtH)

444 A trainload of explosive sand paper bombs and grenades! Thank God for REAL accurate news we can use! "

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (6qErC)

445 Twenty years from now I'll be looking at my "Internet Social Credit Score" and it will explain why I'm being herded into the concentrate camps:

"June, 2019: Repeatedly attempted to type the phrase 'Flatt and Scruggs." Social Credit demerit of -540 points."
Posted by: zombie


It kept rejecting me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (sRczR)

446 So! A trainload of explosive sand paper bombs and grenades! Thank God for REAL accurate news we can use!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG)


It'll turn out that it was something like a trainload of sand paper grit and grenadine.

But our media betters know things.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (c/0Nr)

447 442
Shall I compare thee to a Nazi?

Thou art more orange than the Fuhrer.

Posted by: Don Le Mon's Poetry at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
Gonna be tough to find a rhyme for "fuhrer," Don.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (ClOmq)

448 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%. Can you say cheap money??

*Smiles and nods as if he understands* "f'in a, cheap money"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (39g3+)

449 >>Wow, [former Oakland Raider] Burgess Owens

Former NY Jet who also played for the Raiders.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (PxX58)

450 This about captures fake news in a nutshell. It is not "news" if they look away.


Clowns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (t6MX/)

451

26,543.94 +78.40 (+0.30%)
As of 3:31PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (Iq27Y)

452 Any cannibalism?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (Iq27Y)

...with any luck. makes great copy. Maybe they need recipes?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (OX6sG)

453 what did the maroon Swalwell say to Glover?"

"it's not spitz!"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (6qErC)

454 Try Foggy Mountain Boys instead

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (jsWA8)

455
... it will explain why I'm being herded into the concentrate camps


Pork bellies ... no, wait, frozen #orangemanbad concentrate! Get me Mr. Beeks on the line!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (pNxlR)

456 441 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%. Can you say cheap money??

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

Refinance like the wind Trump!

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 03:32 PM (EV0u2)

457 Oh I'm on the under. I thought you set it very fairly.
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (PAf8Z)


OK. And thanks. I actually think 200 is a fair guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:32 PM (c/0Nr)

458 CNN Tonight with anchor Don Lemon
Brought to you by Truvada

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

459 I'm OK with reparations if a a bill rider of secession is added, making it possible for any state to withdraw from the union for any reason.

If so, moving back to TX.

Have to weigh which sister to move in with.

Both are MDs but one wants me to address her Dr Judith

actually, pretty easy decision

Posted by: REDACTED at June 19, 2019 03:33 PM (DPjeO)

460 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%.


Good for workers, bad for the retired.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 03:33 PM (Iq27Y)

461 Pork bellies ... no, wait, frozen #orangemanbad concentrate! Get me Mr. Beeks on the line!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (pNxlR)


The hell with that. Get Hillarhoid on the line. She's awesome at speculating on the commodities markets. That's why they retired her Depends.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:33 PM (c/0Nr)

462 448 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%. Can you say cheap money??

*Smiles and nods as if he understands* "f'in a, cheap money"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (39g3+)

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heh. cheap money, as in low interest rates as in if you want to buy something like real estate, it's good.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:33 PM (FiUMj)

463 A trainload of explosive sand paper bombs

Mythbusters did try to paint with bombs. It didn't work.

IDK if they ever tried sanding explosively - Oooh shiny.

Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (FhXTo)

464
Pratt & Whitney
Briggs & Stratton
Flatt & Scrugg

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

465 Line item 87 of the 1040 ez form: multiply line 86 by your social credit score and divide by 0.5 if you are white. Enter this on line 88 and make payment to IRS.

Posted by: DXO at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (nzKWW)

466
Uggs

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

467 460 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%.


Good for workers, bad for the retired.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 03:33 PM (Iq27Y)

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Yes and no. If the retired have all their money in CDs or what have you, then yeah not so good. If the retired have a balanced portfolio including bonds, real estate and stocks.....good.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)

468 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)


Democrats everywhere go "Oh God Forbid!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 03:35 PM (hLRSq)

469 460 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%.


Good for workers, bad for the retired.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 03:33 PM (Iq27Y)

Be better off in dividend stocks than long term treasuries at today's rates.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 03:35 PM (EV0u2)

470 Well, Mrs. Barky and I thought it would be entertaining to switch to CNN for post-rally comments. Observations.

1. Chris Cuomo had Sen Amy from Minnesota. He asked her some hard questions. With some follow-ups. Unexpectedly. She avoided answering.
2. Chris Cuomo by himself on a segment like "Just the Facts" was pretty much unhinged.
3. CNN had a shit ton of commercials from Fortune 500 companies. Given their viewer numbers, this was surprising [assuming that the purpose of the advertising was to increase market share and make money].
4. Commercials were the reasons we didn't stay on CNN to watch Citrus Head. Shitt's Creek seemed a more substantive choice.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 19, 2019 03:35 PM (hKi6n)

471 Sodom & Gommorah

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:35 PM (bcbK8)

472 I can't watch the video, what did the maroon Swalwell say to Glover?

-
Paraphrasing, wow, I love your incredible acting but you're activism is even more supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (+y/Ru)

473 Happy Birthday, Mme. Mayhem!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (NtglE)

474
Scruggs

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (pNxlR)

475 'cheap money' is what the market is signalling. But the Fed is sitting tight on a 'get Trump' strategy that is designed to cause a 2020 recession.

Consider the Fed is loaning to banks for 30 days at a rate 20% higher than the 10 Year bond. Don't know how the Fed expects banks to make money borrowing at 2 and a quarter and lending it at 2 (hyperbole of course.........but Coke is probably paying no more than 3).

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (Lg/Uq)

476 468 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

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*grins*

Oh please, shit midas, do get invlved.

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (RU4sa)

477 Pratt & Whitney
Briggs & Stratton
Flatt & Scrugg
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

Crick & Watson

Posted by: Sherlock Redacted at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (DPjeO)

478 Nood

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (G0vdT)

479 Noodus Aceanus.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (ClOmq)

480 Now let me explain how we can bomb the North Koreans back to civilization with B52's loaded with Ping Pong balls.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)

481 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%. Can you say cheap money??

*Smiles and nods as if he understands* "f'in a, cheap money"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (39g3+)

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heh. cheap money, as in low interest rates as in if you want to buy something like real estate, it's good.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker



It's not cheap if you have to pay it back....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (sRczR)

482 I'll just keep putting cash under my mattress. Pays more interest than the bank.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (KtcMg)

483 468 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)


Democrats everywhere go "Oh God Forbid!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde!

Yeah, Barack can still be President of Leavenworth Cellblock C Inmates Association. I wonder if he will have transitioned by then.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (/Fmtj)

484 OK. And thanks. I actually think 200 is a fair guess.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:32 PM (c/0Nr)

It is. And if it's 201 I will tip the ol' cap. I genuinely expect less.

But your point about the true Left is definitely taken. That toothpaste doesn't go back in the tube.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:38 PM (PAf8Z)

485 469 460 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%.


Good for workers, bad for the retired.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 03:33 PM (Iq27Y)
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Have you peaked at the Germany 10Y.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

486 Oh please, shit midas, do get invlved.Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (RU4sa)

LOL

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (PAf8Z)

487 Pearl, Pearl, Pearl (foggy mountain boys)

Chorus:
Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, come let us see our girl
Are you still our valentine? Do you still look so divine?
Come and let us see our darlin' Pearl

Lester:
Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, don't give your love to Earl
I have got a horse and mule, Forty acres near a school
We'll be happy as two bugs

Earl:
Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, come be my loving girl
Don't you marry Lester Flatt, He slicks his hair with possum fat
Change your name to Mrs. Earl Scrugs

(chorus)

Lester:
Pearl, Pearl, Pearl, you'll get no love from Earl
This here man is such a sap, He won't hold you on his lap
Unless you are an old 5-string banjo

Earl:
pearl, pearl, pearl, he's nutty as a squirrel
if you'll be mrs. Scrugs we'll live on kisses and hugs
like juliet and romeo.

(chorus)

(note, earl's last name is misspelled because otherwise the spam catcher things it contains a banned word about a shoe)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)

488 Nood, also OJ Simpson is a murderer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)

489 306 First, open a bag of Fritos.

Second, open a can of bean dip.

Open a jar of salsa. Dump the salsa and beans into the bag of fritos. Add shredded cheese. Mix. Eat out of the bag with a fork, don't use your fingers like an animal.


I'm aware of a place 'round here when you can fritos in a special bag designed to stand up after its opened so you can put stuff in it.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2019 03:40 PM (sGtp+)

490
Pratt & Whitney
Briggs & Stratton
Flatt & Scrugg

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM


if you need a $300 set of full size sheets, we've got you covered

Posted by: Boll & Branch at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (9C0cu)

491 "Slicks his hair with possum fat"?

Yecch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:42 PM (ClOmq)

492 In my view, 2009 changed everything. The various central banks bought 25 trillion of financial assets (4 trillion was our Fed) with newly printed money. If things go south who'd bet they wouldn't do it again?

And add in the Tricky Ds have more interest in the stock market in the last decade or so than they'd normally have because of public pensions. The stock market has to go up, on average, 7 or 8% a year to avoid dealing with states defaulting on their state pensions.

Retirees should be far more comfortable with stocks in an index fund then they are. The central banks will print money and buy your fund of you if times get tough for crying out loud.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Lg/Uq)

493 What is taboo about Flat t & Scrug gs???
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (oFcdC)
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This is still in place as a necessary result of the great banjoes vs. dobroes debate in May of '12

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (9dQxE)

494 #FakeNews claimed it speaks truth to power, BUT when power speaks truth back, then #FakeNews cries foul.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 19, 2019 04:21 PM (XqhGj)

495 its really too bad their news eyes did not see all those misbehaviors that Obama (their savior) performed while they were deliberately looking the other way. and now they have the audacity to accuse Trump of Obama's sins. anything that is even slightly tinged is trumpeted as being full fledged. no jokes, no giving the option of doubtful intent. they are the opposition party. remove their press passes and give them DNC passes.

Posted by: tx32 orphan at June 19, 2019 04:44 PM (1XtI9)

496 Yeah, I know. Nood.

But I have a Don LeMon story. Never watch the guy you understand but I ended up in an exchange with an Australian White Savior concerning a video clip of Lemon interviewing Sheriff Clark.

She LIKED Lemon. She was AFRAID of Clark.

She went into a long explanation about how angry Clark sounded and how he ought not be allowed to represent the police if he wasn't suitably civilized, unlike Lemon who she felt was so nicely behaved and tidy looking.

Yeah... Lemon doesn't have an "African" feature on his face. Talcom X looks more "black" than Lemon does, features wise. Dozel does too. Clark on the other hand has heavily African features and looks a bit rough and intimidating. Plus he was *angry*.

She had a million reasons that her reaction wasn't viscerally racist.

I just shook my head.

White Liberals aren't afraid of Lemon. When they get a kink for some figurative BDSM they watch Ta Nesi Coats to prove how above it all they are.

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