Democrat Staffer Jackson Cosko, Who Doxxed Senators' and Their Families in "Self-Righteous" Anger Over Their Defense of Brett Kavanaugh, Headed for Prison

The Daily Caller News Foundation:

A former aide to Sen. Maggie Hassan and Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is headed to prison Wednesday for what prosecutors said was the largest known data theft in Senate history.
The former aide, Jackson Cosko, pleaded guilty in April to crimes related to an unparalleled effort to ransack a Senate office, extorting a Democratic senator, illegally harming Republicans for their political views, and blackmailing a witness.
Prosecutors asked for nearly five years in prison for Cosko, a onetime congressional IT aide to Hassan. Cosko admitted he stole the New Hampshire Democrat's data out of revenge for being fired, then used it to doxx Republicans during the Brett Kavanaugh hearings.
"The government believes that a significant sentence would help to make clear that difference of political opinion do not entitle people to engage in politically motivated, criminal attacks threatening elected officials with whom he disagrees, and would thereby encourage respect for the law, and deter future criminal conduct," prosecutors wrote.
New details emerged in their sentencing memo that made the case of Cosko -- the Bernie Sanders-supporting son of a millionaire San Francisco developer with ties to California Sen. Dianne Feinstein and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi -- even more shocking.
A second Hassan staffer who was friends with Cosko served as his accomplice in exchange for rent money helped him physically break into the office at night and pilfer internal emails even after he was fired, prosecutors' sentencing memo shows.
The Daily Caller News Foundation first reported that the accomplice, who has since been fired, is Samantha DeForest-Davis. Hassan's office subsequently confirmed her identity, yet DeForest-Davis has not been charged with any crime.
Even after Cosko was arrested and a computer was quarantined, Capitol Police and Senate employees did not realize that keylogger devices were plugged in to many of the office's computers, according to prosecutors. The devices continued to beam every keystroke -- including passwords to personal and business accounts -- over a WiFi signal that could be accessed from the public hallway.
The Senate later realized that it was still being spied on only because Cosko informed government agents of the devices, the memo says. Police still have been unable to detect the devices's WiFi signals, making it impossible to rule out that they aren't plugged in elsewhere in Congress.
Prosecutors said Cosko had "self-righteous entitlement" and a "belief that he could violate the sanctity of the United States Senate at will and threaten individual Senators as he pleased."
He wanted to use stolen data "to punish people who disagreed with his politics" by publishing the personal information of Republican Sens. Lindsey Graham, Orrin hosta, Mike Lee, Rand Paul, and Mitch McConnell, the memo says, which noted that Cosko laughed about his actions.
...
"The defendant operated under the belief that he was entitled to inflict emotional distress upon United States Senators and their families, simply because they disagreed with the defendant and had different political views," prosecutors wrote. "The government believes that there appears to have been an increase in similar criminal harassment, particularly through social media channels, by people across the political spectrum."
...

Prosecutors dismissed arguments by Cosko's team of attorneys that drugs were behind the defendant's behavior and that high-end counseling and treatment paid for by his parents could cure it. They said Cosko's behavior was premeditated and deliberate and that he took pleasure in learning of Republicans' pain.
Prosecutors said Cosko laughed "aha it ruined [hosta's] wifes birthday [sic]."

Oberlin College has just offered Jackson Cosko a tenured professorship. He will join the Department of Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:04 PM

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Posted by: HA at June 19, 2019 12:05 PM (MAstk)

2 Dox them all

Posted by: USMC 8541 at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (NmR1a)

3 Meet your new best friend. Bubba

Posted by: Screw 'Em at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (weexv)

4 Bold man.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (G0vdT)

5 Wonderful!

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (ZZDMQ)

6 That's a bold position, Ace.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (+/C3g)

7 I guess the earlier rumor that they were going to let this kid off with some kind of bullshit home confinement turned out not to be true?

Posted by: Liberty at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (3CSyt)

8 If this won't end it , I don't know what will.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (+/C3g)

9 Its a start

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

10 emboldened!

Posted by: USMC 8541 at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (NmR1a)

11 Jackson looks just like pajama boy. Laugh it up in the prison showers boy!

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (oiNtH)

12 Bet he cried. A lot. How gratifying is that?

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (ZZDMQ)

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (G0vdT)

14 test

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (G0vdT)

15 Soap on a rope is a perfect going away gift!

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (VkWRL)

16 Did I miss how much time he ended up getting?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (so+oy)

17 It's actually scary that they can't detect the WiFi signals. How many of these devices have been installed in government computers, either by twerps like this one or other malevolent actors. (China)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (+/C3g)

18 I hate it when the Senate sucks so hard I agree with a psychotic criminal.

Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (FhXTo)

19 Another spoiled-brat rich kid

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (NFEMn)

20 Will he be bold enough to bend over in the showers?

Posted by: TheHoser at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (IDjUx)

21 Say hi to Reality Winner while you're in there.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (w7KSn)

22 I thought he'd already gotten off or was that a different dick?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (Dh1wo)

23 That spoiled brat needed his pants warmed for him in his early youth, frequently and with vigor, and he didn't get it.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (adsVM)

24 This kids father founded Costco?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 12:12 PM (NFEMn)

25 I guess he either didn't know that nobodies weren't protected or that he was a nobody.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 19, 2019 12:12 PM (xQfPr)

26 Trump raised $24.8 million on 24 hours for his re-election.

You know, because Biden is gonna win.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:12 PM (VkWRL)

27 Think of how many Chinese spies have been linked to Feinstein. What access has she given them, and what data could they be collecting?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (+/C3g)

28 Did a little googling on his accomplice, Samantha DeForest-Davis.
My, she was a good little SJW "senator" at Augustana College. LOL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (wtvvX)

29 16 Did I miss how much time he ended up getting?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (so+oy)

It said he would be sentenced today in the article.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (+/C3g)

30 It's a start

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (T9rmq)

31 Kind of blows a hole in the Democrats never go to jail narrative.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (PxX58)

32 I cant find info on how many of those 5 years requested by prosecution was he given by judge.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (7Jyv5)

33 This is par for the course in most Democrat Senators Office. You have to see some of these kids. It's largely a bunch of brainwashed liberal drones whose daddy or mommy contributed a few bucks or worked the campaign.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (VkWRL)

34 aw.... I got willowed

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (KUaJL)

35 Cosko's representative of the whole. By now, it should be clear they 'hate us hate us'. They don't see us as political opponents, not any more. They see us as hated enemies, evil Nazi equivalents against whom any tactic is justifiable.

The sooner Republicans in general and conservatives in particular internalize that essential and fundamental truth, the better off we'll be. These guys are not screwing around.

Posted by: troyriser at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (y2JAS)

36 Bet he drops the soap on purpose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (pUDQf)

37 So, he's the sleeper that's going to run away with the DNC primary.

I was wondering who it'd be.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (xfb67)

38 Look up the photo of this nerd and you can imagine how he will be welcomed to the Big House.

Posted by: Banjo at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (SYCeT)

39 To be sentenced today I see.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (7Jyv5)

40 How long until the DNC/MSM/CuckCruisers (BIRM) argue that this guy getting a little jail time takes care of all email-related crimes by prominent libs, meaning "stop talking about Hillary's server"?

Posted by: Bert G at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (OMsf+)

41 >> Democrat Staffer Jackson Cosko... Headed for Prison
You can bet that the next lefty will think twice before they try that crap again.

>> He will join the Department of Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.
The left thinks that all cashless transactions are all beautiful.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (o2vOl)

42 Miss DeForest-Davis needs to be indicted, now. She absolutely aided and abetted. Even if it's a weak plea agreement, this shit can't be tolerated.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (+/C3g)

43 lol you're fucked Cosko

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (ufFY8)

44 Defending Kavanaugh while he was being massacred was a very risky endeavor - for anyone, even moderates.

THAT was a war. My own family felt the brunt of that. Legally I can't go into why but I still can't believe what happened.

I want this little pissant to swing.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (Rarvo)

45 36 Bet he drops the soap on purpose.

Bet he uses powdered soap.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (jsWA8)

46 What this guy did is more properly defined as "treason." He was doxxing opponents DURING A SUPREME COURT CONFIRMATION HEARING for the purpose of AFFECTING THE OUTCOME OF THE VOTE, which is interfering with the government of the United States. In fact, as even many Democrats will tell you, the appointment and nomination of a Supreme COurt Justice is in some more important than a Presidential election, because Supreme COurt justices have by some measures more power than a president and serve life terms.

So, yeah, treason. Life sentence in Florence, Colorado.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 12:17 PM (oFcdC)

47 Prosecutors said Cosko had "self-righteous entitlement" and a "belief that he could violate the sanctity of the United States Senate at will and threaten individual Senators as he pleased."

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Shorter: progressive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)

48 Did he get the Night Court sentence ($50 and time served)?

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at June 19, 2019 12:17 PM (fDGAU)

49 Let's see what prison daddy gets him placed in. Although he looks like someone who would do well with other Ass Pirates.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:17 PM (VkWRL)

50 The Senate later realized that it was still being spied on only because Cosko informed government agents of the devices, the memo says. Police still have been unable to detect the devices's WiFi signals, making it impossible to rule out that they aren't plugged in elsewhere in Congress.

He TOLD them of the devices...they didn't 'REALIZE' they were there.

Also, "...making it impossible to rule out that they aren't plugged in elsewhere in Congress.". Well doesn't that just give you a warm cozy feeling?

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 12:17 PM (cF8AT)

51 "The defendant operated under the belief that he was entitled to inflict emotional distress upon United States Senators and their families, simply because they disagreed with the defendant and had different political views," prosecutors wrote. "The government believes that there appears to have been an increase in similar criminal harassment, particularly through social media channels, by people across the political spectrum."

Sounds like every progressive I have ever known.

Posted by: West at June 19, 2019 12:18 PM (7Fa8Y)

52 5 years? thats all. He'll get a sex reassignment to a chicks prison in a year. Cause hey, why not.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 12:18 PM (OX6sG)

53 SO WE FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE PAYING A PRICE FOR ILLEGAL ACTIVITY IN WASHINGTON?
And it's because they offended the Elites.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 12:19 PM (oVJmc)

54 Kind of blows a hole in the Democrats never go to jail narrative.
Posted by: JackStraw

But not the Democrats who should be in prison. Eh, Hillary?

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 12:19 PM (oiNtH)

55 Kind of blows a hole in the Democrats never go to jail narrative.
Posted by: JackStraw

...............

He betrayed Dem Congresscritters.. so it's OK. even though it was Repubs he doxxed..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 12:19 PM (so+oy)

56 Wasn't he working for SJL at the time?

Is anyone in the press going to ask her about him?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 12:19 PM (xfb67)

57 Yup, not a peep from Drudge on this story either.

**spit**

Posted by: dananjcon at June 19, 2019 12:19 PM (xqfqx)

58 its always little fish, and ever so few of them, getting slaps on the wrist like this. here is a morsel of almost justice to appease people away from going further

Posted by: bored383 at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (zJ4nO)

59 Jackson Cosko's new friends will sing:

How deep is your love?
Is it like the ocean?
What devotion? Are you?
How deep is your love?

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (o2vOl)

60 Daily Caller does good work but their website is a hot mess.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (cF8AT)

61 Some little turd ass reamed congressional office computers and place devices these idiots still can't find. Can you imagine what a state actor could do?

Unreal

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (VkWRL)

62
BTFW........ What ever DID happen to Hassan ???

He was supposed to be in deep shit.... then the total story went whoooosh...... right down the rabbit hole.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

63 In a rational society this criminal behavior would be a capital offense and this asshat would hang as a pour encourager les autres. [h/t J.J. Sefton from this morning's "The Morning Report."]

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (7GsmO)

64 A former aide to Sen. Maggie Hassan and Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is headed to prison Wednesday for what prosecutors said was the largest known data theft in Senate history.

Dang. When I first read this, I thought it was Sheila Jackson Lee who was going to prison. What a disappointment.

Moar coffee...

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (x7118)

65 Did we ever learn who was employing him?

He was initially described as intern, but he was really a paid fellow - meaning an outside organization paid his salary to work with these lawmakers' staff.

That would be an important detail, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (bDqIh)

66 57 Yup, not a peep from Drudge on this story either.

**spit**

Posted by: dananjcon

What's the name of that other headline aggregator site? Begins with a W I think?

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (oFcdC)

67 What this guy did is more properly defined as "treason."

I think "subversion" may be more accurate.

Posted by: Bert G at June 19, 2019 12:21 PM (OMsf+)

68 Cosko laughed "aha it ruined [Hatch's] wifes birthday [sic]."

what a prince!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 12:21 PM (2Zt5U)

69 Fuck that punk in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2019 12:21 PM (y7DUB)

70 Or maybe:

How deep is your love,
how deep is your love
How deep is your love?
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 12:21 PM (o2vOl)

71 Hopefully he will find the absolute limits of his butt in the slammer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 12:21 PM (rIQuo)

72 anyway, he better get used to the taste of pillow.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 12:21 PM (2Zt5U)

73 Hopefully he will find the absolute limits of his butt in the slammer.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 12:21 PM (rIQuo)

------

We call dat "tonsils"

Posted by: Bubba at June 19, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

74 Notice that it was Rep. "WE NEED REPARATIONS!!!" Sheila Jackson Lee who gave him license to do all of this, and who kept him plugged in to the House IT system even after it was obvious that he was abusing and misusing it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)

75 Combine this asshat with Feinstein's hired spies and the foreign clowns who infiltrated Debbie Whatshername-Schwartz's operations, and you begin to think that the Democrats are trying to destroy this country, one secret to foreign enemies at a time.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:22 PM (+/C3g)

76

That's one.

Posted by: mayoclinic.org at June 19, 2019 12:22 PM (vEIlU)

77 Because the linked story doesn't talk about the possible jail time, I looked up the indictment and he could be facing anywhere from 5 - 50 years depending on how they charge him.

If they want to make an example of him he should get 50, but my gut says that he will at the most get 7.5 to 15 years.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 19, 2019 12:22 PM (Mzkan)

78 Get a good pair of knee pads, Jackson.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:23 PM (VkWRL)

79 "The government believes that there appears to have been an increase in similar criminal harassment, particularly through social media channels, by people across the political spectrum."

You don't say.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:23 PM (39g3+)

80 Maybe.....In Prison he convert to Islam......Change name to Hida Salami.......

Posted by: KIM at June 19, 2019 12:23 PM (lMn1U)

81 Who? Huh? What?
- MSM

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:23 PM (FiUMj)

82 What is going to happen to the people who doxxed that forklift operator?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 12:23 PM (faSfa)

83 he fucked up. he didn't target republicans exclusively.

Posted by: x at June 19, 2019 12:24 PM (nFwvY)

84 SJL is busy arguing for reparations today. What a POS.

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

85 Make doxxing a felony. Minimum 15 years.

Better still, make it part of a "Personal Data Privacy Act" that makes it illegal to collect, disclose, or sell someone's personal information to any third party other than law enforcement (and that would require a warrant).

Would it cause massive issues? Yes. Is it just about the only remedy equal to the problem? Sadly, yes, in my opinion.

Convince me otherwise.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 19, 2019 12:24 PM (AM1GF)

86 I blame this on the media because of the amazing job they've done at dehumanizing conservatives and Republicans.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2019 12:24 PM (JgA4k)

87 Does soy give you a long neck, or are long-necked people attracted to soy?

Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2019 12:24 PM (ed8K1)

88 The Senate later realized that it was still being spied on only because Cosko informed government agents of the devices, the memo says.
---
Wait. What if Cosko says he was only "surveilling the Senators"?

Isn't that supposed to make a difference?

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 12:25 PM (DuZls)

89 82 What is going to happen to the people who doxxed that forklift operator?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 12:23 PM (faSfa)

They'll be promoted, given a raise, and awarded a special prize by the White House Press Circle-Jerk Association.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:25 PM (+/C3g)

90 What is going to happen to the people who doxxed that forklift operator?

Nothing, because he's just little people. Not a Senator or anything. Edwards wasn't wrong about there being two Americas, he just divided it incorrectly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+)

91 He should have got more than 5 years. An everyday guy would have been up the creek w/o a paddle.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2019 12:26 PM (mpXpK)

92 64 A former aide to Sen. Maggie Hassan and Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is headed to prison Wednesday for what prosecutors said was the largest known data theft in Senate history.

Dang. When I first read this, I thought it was Sheila Jackson Lee who was going to prison. What a disappointment.

Moar coffee...

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (x711

_________

When I first read it, I thought it said "... a former aide to Major Hassan ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 12:26 PM (9WaV6)

93

What's the sentence? And this is Feds right? So has to do 85% of the time. Country Club or PMITA location?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 12:26 PM (UFLLM)

94 The bastard will develop[ some sort of "end-of-life" illness and be out in less than one year on "compassionate leave." Fucking bank on it.

For once I agree with Baby-Molester Biden - this country needs a physical revolution.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 19, 2019 12:27 PM (BmxiN)

95 son of a millionaire San Francisco developer with ties to California Sen. Dianne Feinstein and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

This is becoming a pattern - the sons of rich and powerful left-wingers become Antifa types. Daddy will always bail them out if they get into too much trouble, right?

Of course, Bill Ayres' daddy ran the electric company in Chicago, so this is hardly new.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 12:27 PM (I2/tG)

96 He's going to make so many bunk friends.

Jackson, make sure you eat any candy bars the men there offer you.

Really expand your horizons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)

97 Do look up the picture of this entitled little sh!t. Long neck, check. Smug, punchable face, check.

Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2019 12:27 PM (ed8K1)

98 Five years sounds okay for this, its unpleasant and put people at risk but nobody was materially harmed and it was only politicians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:28 PM (39g3+)

99 Flip the script and see the media reaction.

An ex-aid to Devin Nunez or Jim Jordan caught doxxing Democrat members of Congress who were defending a liberal appointee to the Court....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 12:28 PM (NFEMn)

100 He seems nice.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 12:28 PM (xjiRE)

101 Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.

...

Don't worry--funds will be made available until we get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: NSF at June 19, 2019 12:28 PM (yL25O)

102 I don't see doxxing Senators as a particularly "threatening" act. Isn't this broaching on a two-tiered system?

One for the Eloi and one for the Morlocks?

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 12:28 PM (DuZls)

103 Yes, TheHill, Trump is going to attempt to "cast" the Dems as socialists and extremists during his campaign. Because you think they are not extremists, and trump will have to spin it.

Is Weld still running?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 12:28 PM (dNzKv)

104 Hell, I hope for any truly sensitive information, we're going back to typewriters and hard copies. Make spying have to be a physical occupation. If it must be electronic, have it be tape reels or 8 inch floppies. Something really prominent and difficult to disguise.

Then spies can make microfiche cameras great again!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:28 PM (+/C3g)

105
And the Antifag that kicked the Pro Life lady in the face got 8 months. Probation.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 12:29 PM (UFLLM)

106 Why doesn't AOC use her power and pardon him?

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2019 12:29 PM (hhrZn)

107 Flip the script and see the media reaction.

The Republican would have already resigned. And every republican candidate would have to denounce.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (dNzKv)

108 Does soy give you a long neck, or are long-necked people attracted to soy?

You realize, you're messin' with Mazzola's Madonna here?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (8ZmvG)

109 106 Why doesn't AOC use her power and pardon him?

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2019 12:29 PM (hhrZn)

Okay, that was funny.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (+/C3g)

110 This is becoming a pattern - the sons of rich and powerful left-wingers become Antifa types. Daddy will always bail them out if they get into too much trouble, right?

Of course, Bill Ayres' daddy ran the electric company in Chicago, so this is hardly new.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 12:27 PM (I2/tG)

Nothing new--as you point out with Ayres, most of the radical students of the '60's were well-off. It goes even before that --Lenin's family were minor aristocrats...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (NFEMn)

111 Or maybe:

Now I've got everything I've wanted.
There's still a bad taste in my mouth.
Now I've found all the things that I've wanted.
There's still a bad taste in my mouth.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (o2vOl)

112 he had a criminal record and had been fired for Hassans office but Jackson Lee hired him anyway.

Because 'criminal' goes under Qualification for a Democrat job.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (OX6sG)

113 So good to know that we can't sniff his wifi so Senate computers may still be hacked.

Would not any other organization just immediately replace all their hardware if they could not prove in other ways that they had returned to a secure state?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (yL25O)

114
OK, I'm confused.

This article says the prosecution has requested 5 years in prison.

The last time his story bubbled up late last year, they had reportedly agreed to let Cosko "serve" his time in the custody of his parents, on the grounds that he was mentally ill and on drugs and they were large Democrat donors.

What changed, I wonder?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (F5SpL)

115 I'm just going to prison to register all the prisoners to vote to destroy this nation. Then we will rebuild it into modern day Africa.--Jackson "Does My Ass Look Too Big" Cosko.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (m79Dg)

116
http://tinyurl.com/yybt6u22

What a creepy little shit.

Posted by: Bubba at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

117

The Red Brigades were all rich kids.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (UFLLM)

118 I wonder how his next birthday is gonna be. Might get to play Choo-Choo around the cell. All Aboard!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 12:31 PM (rIQuo)

119 What changed, I wonder?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (F5SpL)

Found out he was still spying on the senate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 12:31 PM (dNzKv)

120 Trump should commute his sentence to 4 years 364 days.

Posted by: x at June 19, 2019 12:32 PM (nFwvY)

121 116
http://tinyurl.com/yybt6u22

What a creepy little shit.
Posted by: Bubba at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

...

It's an interesting idea to compensate lack of chin by removing the neck entirely.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 12:32 PM (yL25O)

122 Thanks everyone for trying but I shouldn't have even posted. All it does is make things worse. People post "you dodged a bullet" - well yeah, I'm fucking Neo at the end of the Matrix, I don't just dodge bullets, I stop them in their tracks, because no woman wants to be in a relationship with me, so yeah - fucking BULLETPROOF.

I'm sure she's crazy. So? So is every female member of my family. My grandma is insane with a capital IN. So are my aunts. So was my mom. I can take crazy. What I can't take is much more rejection.

And I do appreciate the usual suspects chiming in, except even if you think you know how I feel, a lot of you are bitter because of divorces or bad marriages, which means you're about 100 steps ahead of me since I can't even keep a girlfriend for more than a few months.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)

123 The last time his story bubbled up late last year, they had reportedly agreed to let Cosko "serve" his time in the custody of his parents, on the grounds that he was mentally ill and on drugs and they were large Democrat donors.

What changed, I wonder?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (F5SpL)

I remember that, too. Clearly, somebody up the chain squelched that move, although we don't know who. I was amazed at the time to think that some punk like this could directly attack the US Senate and they'd just let him walk away with a smile on his face.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (Kpl3J)

124 This was the Capitol Police that were in charge of this investigation, apparently..

If they had called in the FBI, this would have all been swept under the rug by now and he would have been given immunity... and probably a new higher paying job.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (so+oy)

125 And the Antifag that kicked the Pro Life lady in the face got 8 months. Probation.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 12:29 PM (UFLLM)

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Bikelock to the head Berkley Perfessor dude???

3 year probation. After pleading to misdemeanor assault.

Felony charges all dropped.

Posted by: Bubba at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (8XRCm)

126 Five years sounds okay for this, its unpleasant and put people at risk but nobody was materially harmed and it was only politicians.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:28 PM (39g3+)

The bulls will give him the dehumanizing job of raking the sand traps at the country club.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (m79Dg)

127 So apparently, Megan McCain called Joy Behar a 'bitch' on The View. I'm looking for the video clip...all the libs are upset with McCain. Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (cF8AT)

128 Sorry, 5 years? For:

electronic spying
extortion
burglary
harassment
theft

Um, yeah, that is a very light sentence.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (VPvxh)

129 But was his spying predicated? Because that makes it all okay, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (39g3+)

130 So the Russians have bugging devices in Congress. Nice.

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2019 12:34 PM (hhrZn)

131
wow.

sock faux pas twice

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

132 The offspring of very wealthy people have always tilted to Leftism, it's the only thing expunging them of their guilty feelings.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 12:34 PM (w7KSn)

133 95
This is becoming a pattern - the sons of rich and powerful left-wingers become Antifa types. Daddy will always bail them out if they get into too much trouble, right?

Of course, Bill Ayres' daddy ran the electric company in Chicago, so this is hardly new.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 12:27 PM (I2/tG)

It's not new. I read a book years ago called "Guilt, Blame, and Politics". I think it's out of print but you can find used copies. Apparently a child of wealth and privilege will look at the poverty around him and think, "I'm a good person; it's the system that needs to be torn down."

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 12:34 PM (xjiRE)

134 I see navybrat beat me to it!

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 12:35 PM (xjiRE)

135 Looks like Cosko's gonna find out how much he loves those giant hot dogs.

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 12:35 PM (qEujL)

136 And the Antifag that kicked the Pro Life lady in the face got 8 months. Probation.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 12:29 PM (UFLLM)

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Bikelock to the head Berkley Perfessor dude???

3 year probation. After pleading to misdemeanor assault.

Felony charges all dropped.
Posted by: Bubba at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (8XRCm)

We're White. We don't go to prison unless we're deplorables. White Privilege, don't ya know.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 12:35 PM (m79Dg)

137 Well I just hired another driver. Speak up so we can hear you.

Posted by: Sen. Fiendsteen at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (hhrZn)

138 I'm sure she's crazy. So? So is every female member of my family. My grandma is insane with a capital IN. So are my aunts. So was my mom. I can take crazy. What I can't take is much more rejection.

Its not about finding someone who isn't a little crazy its about finding someone whose crazy you can live with, near as I can tell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)

139 "Police still have been unable to detect the devices's WiFi signals, making it impossible to rule out that they aren't plugged in elsewhere in Congress"

Top. Men.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (pfuwb)

140 128 Sorry, 5 years? For:

electronic spying
extortion
burglary
harassment
theft

Um, yeah, that is a very light sentence.

If he has used a gun in the commission, he would have gotten 20 years.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (QkjLD)

141 This was the Capitol Police that were in charge of this investigation, apparently..

The same Capitol Police that are still hard at work solving that "botched robbery" of Seth Rich?

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (y7DUB)

142 Megan is little different from Behar. They dont get along for precisely that reason.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (rIQuo)

143 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 12:37 PM (1XAal)

144 "difference of political opinion do not entitle people to engage in politically motivated, criminal attacks threatening elected officials with whom he disagrees"

Criminal attacks on the little people are still fine though.

Posted by: Chris M at June 19, 2019 12:37 PM (eAZVt)

145 Actually 5 years is a slap on the wrist.

The if you look at the indcitment/complaint, it lists at least 7 different violations ranging from 5 - 20 years.

And he doxxed multiple people so they could have charged him with multiples of violations.

Them banging him for five years means they hit him with one count of an offense with the least amount of jail time.

This is not justice, this is bullshit.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 19, 2019 12:37 PM (Mzkan)

146 Top. Men.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (pfuwb)

My fav!

Posted by: Buttgig at June 19, 2019 12:37 PM (MAstk)

147 One down, thousands to go. But yeah, you've got to start somewhere.

Oberlin College has just offered Jackson Cosko a tenured professorship. He will join the Department of Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:04 PM

I'm going to hell for laughing at that, aren't I?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

148 101
Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.

...

Don't worry--funds will be made available until we get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: NSF at June 19, 2019
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I suspect Cosko is the type to be really anal about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 12:37 PM (ClOmq)

149 #132 word ...and buttsechs

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 19, 2019 12:37 PM (hhrZn)

150 Democrats are dangerous psychopaths.

Posted by: Chris M at June 19, 2019 12:38 PM (eAZVt)

151 I think there are some technical loose ends here that are not being revealed, quite prudently I think.

But I also think this is another example of the maxim that no one actually knows "all" the operations that are ongoing in almost any computer, and that finding every remote connection is very difficult.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 12:38 PM (AZxMX)

152

Thank you, Ace, for this nugget of delicious news today. It was received joyfully.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 12:38 PM (TdMsT)

153 It's actually scary that they can't detect the WiFi signals. How many of these devices have been installed in government computers, either by twerps like this one or other malevolent actors. (China)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (+/C3g)

How many of these keyloggers are actual physical devices, and how many are simply malware that periodically phones home and delivers a tranche of data?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2019 12:38 PM (WG6O9)

154 His prison name will be Jackson "Hole".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:38 PM (VkWRL)

155 Not a great video and you can barely hear the 'bitch' comment...at about :58 seconds.

https://tinyurl.com/y4wqgawh

What she says is "oh don't feel bad for me bitch...I'm paid to do this."

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)

156 Every single second brings a new revelation of just how rotten, decrepit, and corrupted the 'elite' echelon of our society has become. That a rich boy douche OFFICE AIDE had the temerity to fuck with our elected Senators - who, you know, had to have some amount of actual authority, power, and popular will behind them. They're going to get more and more desperate - makes me very nervous, even though they've been exposed and are being defeated by DJT/the people.

The DJT/DNC Live Tweet Spectacular is going to be epic. Must See TV.

Posted by: MSM General Contracting Service: 'The walls are closing in on you, call us! Our prices=bombshell!' at June 19, 2019 12:39 PM (sqqD4)

157 Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.

...

Don't worry--funds will be made available until we get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: NSF at June 19, 2019
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I suspect Cosko is the type to be really anal about it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 12:37 PM (ClOmq)

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Gah!!!

Cheeky puns, from the lot of you.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

158 Looks like Cosko's gonna find out how much he loves those giant hot dogs.
Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 12:35 PM

Hot dog, or tube snake?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep! at June 19, 2019 12:39 PM (pfuwb)

159 I grew up around these loathsome people, trust fund commies.
Never held a job, couldn't open a box on a bet, barely knows how to drive a car, much less a forklift, their hands are soft as a baby's butt, they have monthly allowances equal to my annual income, and they have all of the answers to everyone's economic woes.
I absolutely detest these people.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 12:39 PM (w7KSn)

160 One wonders if the "still can't trace the wi-fi signal" line is disinformation to give the Chinese (or whoever) a comfy feeling to continue spying. Give them enough rope, sort of thing.

One hopes, rather.

Posted by: filbert at June 19, 2019 12:39 PM (Lz9fr)

161 I could swear I read something awhile ago that this guy got let off. Glad to see he didn't.

Having said that, this type of behavior committed against the little people is totally fine. Only when it's senators is it a SERIOUS SITUATION requiring aggressive prosecution and imprisonment.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2019 12:39 PM (4ErVI)

162 Caleb Hull @CalebJHull
11m
Wow, Burgess Owens just stunned everyone:

"I used to be a Democrat until I did my history and found out the misery that that party brought to my race... Let's pay restitution. How about the Democratic Party pay for all the misery brought to my race..."
*******
Willowed

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 12:39 PM (BqBId)

163 This fucker thinks he is on the good side and has no ideas on how honest people can disagree

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 12:39 PM (1XAal)

164 Frightening to think we have better infosec and technology than Congress.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (VkWRL)

165 I never liked the Jackson Costco. The one in Biloxi is much better.

Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (Izzlo)

166 It's actually scary that they can't detect the WiFi signals. "

"Can't"???

Nah.

"Won't" or "don't want to"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (6qErC)

167 arguments by Cosko's team of attorneys that drugs were behind the defendant's behavior and that high-end counseling and treatment paid for by his parents could cure

At last, an explanation offered as to why Trump Derangement Syndrome is sweeping the Democrats .. drugs

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (QkjLD)

168 It's actually scary that they can't detect the WiFi signals.

Its not that they cannot detect the signals, its that they can't isolate which ones are bad ones. Its a soup of electronic noise out there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (39g3+)

169 #141 wasn't her name Sandra Levy ...oh and Vince Foster...and that fella whose car crashed into a light pole and he was incinerated.

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (hhrZn)

170 The best and brightest lead us....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 19, 2019 12:41 PM (YslsA)

171 well, we do know that Cosko is an experienced bugger.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 12:41 PM (2Zt5U)

172 Women like jerks. Try being a jerk (even if you're not, really)- and I mean really try. Go full Costanza. Be overtly aggressive with come ons, interrupt conversations with other guys, give or take an ass whoopin'. If nothing else, it will be an adventure.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 19, 2019 12:41 PM (6udfe)

173 164 Frightening to think we have better infosec and technology than Congress.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (VkWRL)

Frightening and amusing.

It sucks to be ruled by idiots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:41 PM (bcbK8)

174 Bailiff, whack him on his pee pee!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 12:41 PM (gC2IV)

175 "Wow, Burgess Owens just stunned everyone: "

Not really. He just bowed down to his superior god, the almighty dollar.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:41 PM (VkWRL)

176 He will join the Department of Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.

The Department Chair is the gear shift from a 1996 Subaru Forester glued to the top of a Sit-N-Spin.

Posted by: wooga at June 19, 2019 12:42 PM (n5VsB)

177 167 arguments by Cosko's team of attorneys that drugs were behind the defendant's behavior and that high-end counseling and treatment paid for by his parents could cure

At last, an explanation offered as to why Trump Derangement Syndrome is sweeping the Democrats .. drugs

.. those 16.5 tons of drugs ($1 billion on the street) on the Philadelphia dock were part of the stratergery to win Pennsylvania

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 12:42 PM (QkjLD)

178 Yeah, the DNC would be on the hook for the bulk of an reparations payments.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 12:42 PM (1ISKN)

179 This was the Capitol Police that were in charge of this investigation, apparently..

The same Capitol Police that are still hard at work solving that "botched robbery" of Seth Rich?
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (y7DUB)

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Or the data exfiltration by the Awan brothers, or the pursuant, attempted obstruction by Blabbermouth-Schultz?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 12:42 PM (F5SpL)

180 His attitude has been shaped and guided by the career politicians and bureaucrats he came in contact daily in DC.

Some people still believe none of those who conspired against DJT and then POTUS DJT have a different mindset than this little POS.

If no one goes to jail for SPYGATE or nation is gone.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at June 19, 2019 12:42 PM (1jqSv)

181 Wow, Burgess Owens just stunned everyone

Yeah, I thought he was dead. I haven't seen him since Rocky 1.

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 12:43 PM (wW03z)

182 Hell, I hope for any truly sensitive information, we're going back to typewriters and hard copies.

The Russian intelligence services have been doing this for quite a while now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 12:43 PM (I2/tG)

183 or=our

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at June 19, 2019 12:43 PM (1jqSv)

184 The Russian intelligence services have been doing this for quite a while now.

-----

Its their belief the American can hear and see everything.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:44 PM (8XRCm)

185 31 Kind of blows a hole in the Democrats never go to jail narrative.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (PxX5

He threatened members of the Swamp.

Not Trump people.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 12:44 PM (NgKpN)

186 And I do appreciate the usual suspects chiming in, except even if you think you know how I feel, a lot of you are bitter because of divorces or bad marriages, which means you're about 100 steps ahead of me since I can't even keep a girlfriend for more than a few months.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)

Dude.

I have BEEN there. I have BEEN you. Only I wasn't on Jeopardy.

Hopefully you won't lose your hair, too

Raise your standards, chin up, grin, pretend you don't give a fuck, grope some bare tits. It works as a bandaid.

Hit Amazon and buy 'The Mystery Method' and maybe the '48 Laws of Power'. Read, think, learn.

Ping me via email if you want to vent more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

187 Frightening to think we have better infosec and technology than Congress."

Why should that be a surprise? They're congress.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (6qErC)

188 Hell, I hope for any truly sensitive information, we're going back to typewriters and hard copies.

Its the best way to discuss sensitive topics and avoid prying eyes. A hand-written letter is more secure than the most carefully encrypted private message online

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)

189 Its not that they cannot detect the signals, its that they can't isolate which ones are bad ones. Its a soup of electronic noise out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM

Turn everything off. Turn back on one or a few at a time. This can be solved.

Easy? Painless? No.

But it can be done. Ergo, they don't want to.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (pfuwb)

190 Missed the rant so sorry about being off topic.
I believe that the reason the transgenders get the coverage is because PDT banned them from the military. People cannot find anything anti-gay they can use against him, they scream about it all the time but there isn't any there, there. With the trannies he has given them a grievance.
And the soiboy in this story needs to get more then 5 years. Bet the judge gives him a year.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (N3JsI)

191 Its not about finding someone who isn't a little crazy its about finding someone whose crazy you can live with, near as I can tell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)

Find someone whose brand of crazy compliments your own. We're all crazy. It's a side effect of having evolved from that one fish that went "fuck all y'all, I'm moving ashore!"

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (J+mig)

192 Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 12:43 PM (I2/tG)

Not just the Russians!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (AZxMX)

193 I am a loyal reader of the NYT and I watch MSNBC all day, yet I have never heard of this alleged story. More fake news from a fascist rightwing blog.

Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (4Eo4+)

194 Kind of blows a hole in the Democrats never go to jail narrative.

Get back to us when someone other than a staffer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)

195 Who were the Paki guys that worked for DWS and others...and what's up w/them?

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 12:46 PM (ykq7q)

196 159
I grew up around these loathsome people, trust fund commies.

Never held a job, couldn't open a box on a bet, barely knows how to
drive a car, much less a forklift, their hands are soft as a baby's
butt, they have monthly allowances equal to my annual income, and they
have all of the answers to everyone's economic woes.

I absolutely detest these people.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019
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I've often wished I'd been born into such a family. The problem: I'd have been dead from alcoholism before I hit 40.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 12:46 PM (ClOmq)

197 I have too much hair, honestly. I'd give you some if I could, Mark.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)

198 Frightening to think we have better infosec and technology than Congress.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (VkWRL)

Doesn't matter. The VA has the most current available Oracle technology and still didn't understand the first fucking thing about database design and would send out files with duplicate SSNs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2019 12:47 PM (y7DUB)

199 If Hawaiian judge is on the case, he gets probation.

Posted by: Nationwide Injunction, What's Your Function? at June 19, 2019 12:47 PM (4Eo4+)

200 199 If Hawaiian judge is on the case, he gets probation.

And a mai tai.

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 12:48 PM (wW03z)

201 Another case of the privilege of Congress-turkeys.

If he doxxed any random conservative, he wouldn't be been arrested let alone prosecuted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 12:48 PM (DrqHq)

202 The Department Chair is the gear shift from a 1996 Subaru Forester glued to the top of a Sit-N-Spin.

Please. Technology has advanced significantly in the last twenty years.

Posted by: Symbian at June 19, 2019 12:48 PM (pfuwb)

203 I'm sure she's crazy. So? So is every female member of my family. My grandma is insane with a capital IN. So are my aunts. So was my mom. I can take crazy."

okay, it's hard to say anything here because in an online communication, none of the nuance of a personal conversation can come through so every idea sounds critical, even when that's not the intent at all.

I've known plenty of crazy people - they can be very entertaining, very exciting, very outgoing at times. "Normal" people are usually very boring by comparison. But it might be that while what you want is exciting, what you may need is someone who is very, very boring. But nice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)

204 and what's up w/them?"

Plea deal on falsifying information, in return "prosecutor" said "no problem" with "government IT"

It was a joke.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 12:49 PM (6qErC)

205 197 I have too much hair, honestly. I'd give you some if I could, Mark.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)

nah, it's fine. I've got a good shaped head. Bald is beautiful

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:50 PM (bcbK8)

206 He will join the Department of Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:04 PM

I believe he's about to begin his doctoral studies in the field.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 12:50 PM (6yUhx)

207 If Hawaiian judge is on the case, he gets probation. "

"Tiny bubbles,
in the wine..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 12:50 PM (6qErC)

208 82 What is going to happen to the people who doxxed that forklift operator?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 12:23 PM (faSfa)

Oh, him. He's not important like a senator. Nothing to see here. Just a "worker".

Posted by: Sooner at June 19, 2019 12:50 PM (Fs5vw)

209 Find someone whose brand of crazy compliments your own. We're all crazy. It's a side effect of having evolved from that one fish that went "fuck all y'all, I'm moving ashore!"

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (J+mig)
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speak for yourself: i'm the only normal person i know.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 12:50 PM (kLe5v)

210 A second Hassan staffer who was friends with Cosko served as his accomplice in exchange for rent money helped him physically break into the office at night and pilfer

Hmm, if I remember my Watergate correctly... Oh, who am I kidding.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 12:50 PM (DCYln)

211 Broseidon, my man, the advice above about acting like a jerk is more than likely sound. "Full Costanza"? Yes. "If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right."

It would be an adventure, and you never know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 12:51 PM (ClOmq)

212 The government believes that a significant sentence would help to make clear that difference of political opinion do not entitle people to engage in politically motivated, criminal attacks ...

What do you mean? That part-time Professor who hit several people on the head with a bike lock got a slap on the wrist. AntiFa gets away with politically motivated assault all the time.

...threatening elected officials

Ah, never mind. It's prison worthy if they mess with Senators.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 19, 2019 12:51 PM (9t0Zz)

213 BigNJames, I don't know, but Luke Rosiak [actual investigative journalist] wrote a book on the Awan case. Check his twatters. Pretty sure that the case would qualify as one of the most serious intelligence, criminal, and political scandals in our history [joining a half dozen others in the last 1O years] and of course remains largely unknown to the public.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 12:52 PM (QDnY+)

214 Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?

Posted by: Peggy from the help desk at June 19, 2019 12:52 PM (gC2IV)

215 Women like jerks. Try being a jerk... If nothing else, it will be an adventure.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

This is unfortunately true, but misleading. Women (and men, to a lesser degree) are drawn to what they perceive as "above their station." It's not so much "you want what you can't have" as "if it is easy to have, it must not be above your station."

Being a jerk works, but for non-jerks the act is exhausting and will never lead to a functional long term relationship (just sexually exploitive short term ones). The better solution is playing "hard to get" - which for social retards like myself is easy when you don't pick up cues of interest, so they mistake your obtuseness for "mystery and superiority."

Posted by: wooga at June 19, 2019 12:52 PM (n5VsB)

216 I have PhD in assholery. I should be a consultant.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 12:52 PM (rIQuo)

217 Between this traitor, Hillary and the Awan Clown Patrol, Democrats have exposed 90% of he nations secrets. They should just STFU about cyber security.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:53 PM (VkWRL)

218 good to see people going to prison. Moar please.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 12:53 PM (xTFXi)

219 The stress of the job weighed on Utley, according to his former co-workers, who, like all Facebook contractors at the Tampa site, must sign a 14-page nondisclosure agreement.

"The stress they put on him -- it's unworldly," one of Utley's managers told me. "I did a lot of coaching. I spent some time talking with him about things he was having issues seeing. And he was always worried about getting fired."

On the night of March 9th, 2018, Utley slumped over at his desk. Co-workers noticed that he was in distress when he began sliding out of his chair. Two of them began to perform CPR, but no defibrillator was available in the building. A manager called for an ambulance.

The Cognizant site in Tampa is set back from the main road in an office park, and between the dim nighttime lighting and discreet exterior signage, the ambulance appears to have had trouble finding the building. Paramedics arrived 13 minutes after the first call, one worker told me, and when they did, Utley had already begun to turn blue.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 12:53 PM (QkjLD)

220 In England, national leaders hit by shakes.

In Germany, national leader's shakes are hit.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at June 19, 2019 12:53 PM (PdZEq)

221 The defendant operated under the belief that he was entitled to inflict emotional distress upon United States Senators and their families, simply because they disagreed with the defendant and had different political views,"
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I can't imagine where "the defendant" got that idea from.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 12:53 PM (L/FAA)

222 I have too much hair, honestly.

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Do you mean like young John Travolta too much hair, or Robin Williams too much hair.???

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

223 ...threatening elected officials

Ah, never mind. It's prison worthy if they mess with Senators.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 19, 2019 12:51 PM (9t0Zz)

Members of the Swamp.

If this had been a Trump Staffer? No charge at all.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

224 Hope Hicks latest victim of Nadler's Gestapo tactics.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 19, 2019 12:55 PM (PdZEq)

225 "Police still have been unable to detect the devices's WiFi signals, making it impossible to rule out that they aren't plugged in elsewhere in Congress"

Best way to mess up an investigator is to "confess under duress" to something that does not exist.
Being human, the ego driven investigators will focus on unearthing the thing they know is there but cannot be found. Driving them to even further wasted efforts.
Also a useful tool to get revenge on a hated associate. They will be eternally plagued by questions meant to confirm a conspiracy that never existed.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2019 12:55 PM (e1mEI)

226 well, isn't self-righteous entitlement the DNC's 2020 campaign slogan?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 12:55 PM (JziUy)

227 I have no doubt that the capitol is awash in signals. Every last one of them is detectable. You can encrypt it, but you can't make it invisible. It may be painstaking, but it's possible to find this signal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (gC2IV)

228 Or George the Animal Steele too much hair.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (Cff8s)

229 Kind of blows a hole in the Democrats never go to jail narrative.Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (PxX5

The majority of people in jail are Democrats.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (L/FAA)

230 Aren't there a few examples of l'amour being found right here on this very blog?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (Xvo1a)

231 Who is the reporter who was a web haccking felon?

Daily Beast Kevin Poulson who doxxed a construction worker for posting anti Pelosi Memes.

We'll be hearing from this kid again, felon or not.

Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (u/DgM)

232 Between this traitor, Hillary and the Awan Clown Patrol, Democrats have exposed 90% of he nations secrets.

Thing that just occurred to me: Don't hear too much from Wasserman-Schultz these days.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (Boy/L)

233 I'm too young to have seen the moon launch but I am at just the right age to see a democrat go to jail. I'm ready to burst out in the national anthem, I've never thought America would ever achieve such a victory.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (JziUy)

234 A former aide to Sen. Maggie Hassan and Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is headed to prison

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So now Trump is, like, sending his political opponents to, like, prison? This is, like, literally just like the holocaust you guys.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasio-Cortez at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (96G06)

235 Aren't there a few examples of l'amour being found right here on this very blog?
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (Xvo1a)

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Yep.

HEY!! NURSE!!!! YOU GOT A SISTER ??????

Asking for a friend.

No, seriously, for a friend.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

236 Oberlin College has just offered Jackson Cosko a tenured professorship.
He will join the Department of Will This Fit In My Butt Studies.

Ace, you're a national treasure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

237 The majority of people in jail are Democrats.

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right. right?

As Scott Adams said, republicans need guns to protect themselves from democrats.

so the important distinction here is that this was a brain-bug type democrat, not one of the archies.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 12:58 PM (JziUy)

238 Louis L'amour comments here?Wait,he's dead....

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2019 12:58 PM (AjVAj)

239 Please. Technology has advanced significantly in the last twenty years.

Technology has improved, but culture peaked with the 1997 Lilith Fair tour.

Posted by: Lesbians in Flannel at June 19, 2019 12:58 PM (n5VsB)

240 If they want to make an example of him he should get 50, but my gut says that he will at the most get 7.5 to 15 years.
Posted by: Radical Centrist

My guess is 36 months in a low security prison farm, basically a country club.
Because he is not a violent criminal.

Spit.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 12:58 PM (vcOmj)

241
It's easy to find my WiFi signal... after Trump's rally last night, I changed my SSID to "OrangeManBadass."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 12:58 PM (F5SpL)

242 arguments by Cosko's team of attorneys that drugs were behind the defendant's behavior and that high-end counseling and treatment paid for by his parents could cure

At last, an explanation offered as to why Trump Derangement Syndrome is sweeping the Democrats .. drugs
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 12:40 PM (QkjLD)

Your Honor, our client was fucked out of his gourd. He'd been on binge for 3 months. Mostly meth, but occasional X, coke, oxy, some really dynamite polyploided kick-ass weed, with vodka chasers. But then, who hasn't done that? I'm sure you can relate.--Lead Lawyer for the Cosko team.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 12:58 PM (m79Dg)

243 238 Louis L'amour comments here?Wait,he's dead....
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2019 12:58 PM (AjVAj)

He is immortal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:58 PM (bcbK8)

244 230 Aren't there a few examples of l'amour being found right here on this very blog?
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (Xvo1a)

The ages ranges largely don't line up for a guy looking for a first marriage. At least that's my figuring.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 12:59 PM (mX8Vr)

245 197 I have too much hair, honestly. I'd give you some if I could, Mark.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)

Should we take up a hair collection? Because I've got some on my back to contribute. Here, check this out, I'm turning into...or maybe that's TMI....

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

246 229
The majority of people in jail are Democrats.
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 12:56 PM (L/FAA)

Yes, that's why they're so gung-ho about felons' voting rights.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 12:59 PM (xjiRE)

247
The dude left an orgy of evidence. He's so stupid he could have become a very high-ranking federal employee.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 12:59 PM (M9ntN)

248 Where he belongs.
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He and the rest of the uniparty.

Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2019 12:59 PM (kOpft)

249 217
Between this traitor, Hillary and the Awan Clown Patrol, Democrats have
exposed 90% of he nations secrets. They should just STFU about cyber
security.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 12:53 PM (VkWRL)
++++
Didn't Feinstein have a Chinese spy chauffeur for more than 20 years, or did I dream this?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (EjlXc)

250 ...a.belief that he could violate the sanctity of the United States Senate..."

*****

"...a privilege traditionally reserved solely for Senators themselves."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (mvenn)

251 Between this traitor, Hillary and the Awan Clown Patrol, Democrats have exposed 90% of he nations secrets.
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Hey, what are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The New York Times at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (L/FAA)

252 I CANNOT WAIT for PDT to live-tweet the first Dem debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

253 Romances between people who chat in an online community are like work romances. They can work, but when they don't its ghastly for everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)

254 I know a guy who went to Club Fed for a couple of years.
Financial shenanigans.
He is a naturalized American, and he tells me whenever I see him " I just LOVE America, always have, even when I was in the slammer..."

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (w7KSn)

255 249 He was way more than a chauffeur but that was how they described him to minimize it....

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2019 01:01 PM (AjVAj)

256 Prison? No openings in HR?

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2019 01:01 PM (GpU8f)

257 It's such a delightful sight to see
this fool caught in a felony
As sure as he's a dope,
he's bound to drop the soap,
and go from buggerer to buggeree

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2019 01:01 PM (AURKQ)

258 Romances between people who chat in an online community are like work romances. They can work, but when they don't its ghastly for everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)

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I feel ya... but nobody's money or career is on the line here. Much less ghastly, if things go sideways.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 01:01 PM (F5SpL)

259 252 I CANNOT WAIT for PDT to live-tweet the first Dem debate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

Seconded

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 01:02 PM (bcbK8)

260 Between this traitor, Hillary and the Awan Clown Patrol, Democrats have exposed 90% of he nations secrets.

Thing that just occurred to me: Don't hear too much from Wasserman-Schultz these days.
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She's been having a run of bad hair days.

Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2019 01:02 PM (/WMwm)

261 noood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 01:02 PM (bcbK8)

262
Dammit! Dropped my last bar of soap!

Decisions... decisions...

Well, either way, I get the soap back...

Posted by: Jackof CoCo at June 19, 2019 01:03 PM (UFLLM)

263 262

Dammit! Dropped my last bar of soap!

Decisions... decisions...

Well, either way, I get the soap back...

Posted by: Jackof CoCo at June 19, 2019 01:03 PM (UFLLM)

What a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

264 like all Facebook contractors at the Tampa site"

So Facebook isn't a "forum", but rather is an "editor" and "publisher"?

F'em, then. Go after them.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 01:04 PM (6qErC)

265 255
249 He was way more than a chauffeur but that was how they described him to minimize it....

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2019 01:01 PM (AjVAj)

+++
So "pillow talk"? Does this make it innocuous for some unknown reason?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2019 01:04 PM (EjlXc)

266 If I was in an elevator with Behar and I went 4 stories without calling her a bitch, it would require the transcendent peace of the dali llama.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 01:05 PM (faSfa)

267
My guess is 36 months in a low security prison farm, basically a country club. Because he is not a violent criminal.

And his parents are wealthy San Fransisco liberals

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2019 01:05 PM (TAmPV)

268 Romances between people who chat in an online community are like work
romances. They can work, but when they don't its ghastly for everyone.
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Falling in love with the cute new girl in the church choir didn't work out to well for me. Which is to say, I don't think location is the primary problem.

Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2019 01:06 PM (kOpft)

269 Turn everything off. Turn back on one or a few at a time. This can be solved.

Easy? Painless? No.

But it can be done. Ergo, they don't want to.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 12:45 PM (pfuwb)

Take away all computers used by Congresscritters and all their staff, and replace them with simple laptops that have no WiFi device, and no USB ports, and no DVD drive. Only port is a proprietary type of Ethernet port that can only work with in-house Congressional network. A different physical socket plus a different data-handling protocol, so that a plain adaptor device won't work.

Take all the previous computers to a secure facility, and have each one searched by forensics specialists, for both malware and evidence of criminal activity on the part of the user. All innocent data on the machines to be archived, so it can be installed on the users' new machines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2019 01:06 PM (WG6O9)

270 I CANNOT WAIT for PDT to live-tweet the first Dem debate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 01:00 PM (

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All 57 candidates desperately need a breakout moment, that one clip that goes viral. Trump will suck all the oxygen out of the room. The MSM will be 24/7 squawking about his tweets, ignoring the debates. They can't help themselves.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 01:08 PM (gC2IV)

271 2 minor points about the OT of the NY airhead's idiotic slander regarding "concentration camps". It's not the "diminishing of the suffering of millions" that's the point - it's the outrageous slander that anything now being done resembles anything about the Nazi atrocities - THAT is the point.

When one absurdly claims that rescuing people violating our borders and breaking the law, providing them medical care and even entertainment and education, trying to weed out the child smugglers and molesters, and doing the most that can be done to house them until they are properly removed from the country* - that all that is murderous abuse, THAT is the slander.

And how quickly people forget. Just last year a former CIA director was making the same, outrageous, baseless slanders against the country. Not some airhead young woman. The degradation is wide, and deep.

* most have been simply released into the country, compounding the lawlessness and other problems - the actual outrage is the officially facilitated invasion, not the mostly exemplary treatment received by the unauthorized, unwelcome, and unneeded foreigners breaking our laws

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 01:09 PM (QDnY+)

272 Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM

I'm not much of a poster, but I lurk daily.

How about "I am so sorry this happened to you and I will pray that you don't take too much damage from it. I will keep praying for you, that you find happiness in companionship that loves you for you."

Posted by: barbarausa at June 19, 2019 01:16 PM (W7IZQ)

273 Your Honor, our client was fucked out of his gourd. He'd been on binge for 3 months. Mostly meth, but occasional X, coke, oxy, some really dynamite polyploided kick-ass weed, with vodka chasers. But then, who hasn't done that? I'm sure you can relate.--Lead Lawyer for the Cosko team.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

An updated version of the "temporary insanity" defense.

What a load of bullsh*t.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 01:17 PM (vcOmj)

274 "The defendant operated under the belief that he was entitled to inflict emotional distress upon United States Senators and their families, simply because they disagreed with the defendant and had different political views," prosecutors wrote. "The government believes that there appears to have been an increase in similar criminal harassment, particularly through social media channels, by people across the political spectrum."

That's untrue. What examples can they give for similar actions by those on the right?

Posted by: Quilp at June 19, 2019 01:37 PM (Bf3hj)

275 The better solution is playing "hard to get" - which
for social retards like myself is easy when you don't pick up cues of
interest, so they mistake your obtuseness for "mystery and superiority."

Posted by: wooga at June 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
Women rarely ever mistook my not picking up cues as "mystery and superiority." They generally made it easy on themselves. They ignored me completely.

I'm inclined to think the active jerk act might work better in the short run. Yes, it's exhausting, but so is rejection.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 01:52 PM (ClOmq)

276 Good - about damn time that these leftists were prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 19, 2019 02:03 PM (D2tGE)

277 He'll be fine with a bit of advice. On his first day in prison, he just needs to find the toughest guy on his cell block and kick the shit out of him in front of everyone else.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 19, 2019 02:07 PM (XAE+X)

278 Crap. I missed the woke-off rant this morning.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/)

279 "He will join the Department of Will This Fit In My Butt Studies."

lol, poetry.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/)

280 Too bad Lee and Hassan aren't joining him.

Posted by: Iblis at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (9221z)

281 "The government believes that there appears to have been an increase in similar criminal harassment, particularly through social media channels, by people across the political spectrum."

Ranging all the way from Left of Center to Stalinists.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (UkK38)

282 @274
Timothy McVeigh of course.
Always has been and always will be.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 19, 2019 03:04 PM (koNhm)

283 Cuff em and Stuff Em lock him up and throw away the key

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 19, 2019 04:08 PM (wGqjj)

284 How does ANYONE repeatedly burglarize a Senate office building undetected? The senate must have the worst security ever, including letting any software to be downloaded onto any computer in their offices.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (NjJUT)

285 I think the accomplice is still on FB?

Posted by: joseph.welsh at June 19, 2019 04:26 PM (w+yFC)

286 He belongs in a PITA prison.

Posted by: vivi at June 19, 2019 04:54 PM (11H2y)

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