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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (6/19/19)
Quote I
“It’s bullshit. We lost. Suck it up. I don’t like harvesting, but suck it up.” “We got a problem here in Orange County. Instead of bitching and crying [about ballot harvesting], go do it yourself. It’s legal.” Mission Viejo’s Republican Mayor Greg Raths
Quote II
“It [Communism] is not new. It is, in fact, man's second oldest faith. Its promise was whispered in the first days of the Creation under the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil: "Ye shall be as gods." It is the great alternative faith of mankind. Like all great faiths, its force derives from a simple vision. Other ages have had great visions. They have always been different versions of the same vision: the vision of God and man's relationship to God. The Communist vision is the vision of Man without God.
It is the vision of man's mind displacing God as the creative intelligence of the world. It is the vision of man's liberated mind, by the sole force of its rational intelligence, redirecting man's destiny and reorganizing man's life and the world. It is the vision of man, once more the central figure of the Creation, not because God made man in his image, but because man's mind makes him the most intelligent of the animals. Copernicus and his successors displaced man as the central fact of the universe by proving that the earth was not the central star of the universe. Communism restores man to his sovereignty by the simple method of denying God.” Whittaker Chambers, Witness
Quote III
"I also want to thank, in particular, the federal protective service whose officers saved who knows how many people this morning by responding to the active shooter situation by neutralizing the shooter," "These guys are our heroes today. We owe them a debt of gratitude." Erin Nealy Cox, U.S. Attorney
Quote IV
"I was OK with being a drug addict. I was OK with that being my life. But I wasn't OK with having kids and letting that be part of my life." Amelia (Last name withheld)
Quote V
"True Conservatives" They're diseased whores who used to suck off the right for money, and now they suck off the left. Either way, their only marketable skill is sucking people off. Ace
Quote VI
“What’s at stake here is not my future, or ours, or even our family’s. We will be fine,” Sullivan continued. “What is at stake are the values that underwrite the best traditions of higher education, the very same traditions that have sustained Harvard for nearly 400 years. In America, everyone is entitled to a defense, in America, everyone is presumed innocent until proven guilty, and in America, everyone is entitled to due process of law under our Constitution.” Ronald Sullivan
So, the world's population is expected to stop growing by the end of the century.
For the first time in modern history, the world’s population is expected to virtually stop growing by the end of this century, due in large part to falling global fertility rates, according to a Pew Research Center analysis of new data from the United Nations. By 2100, the world’s population is projected to reach approximately 10.9 billion, with annual growth of less than 0.1% – a steep decline from current levels. Between 1950 and today, the world’s population grew between 1% and 2% each year, with the number of people rising from 2.5 billion to more than 7.7 billion.
The ONT is always looking out for you. Tonight is no different. The ten most dangerous countries in the world. Our advice, stay away at vacation time.
The ongoing domestic and international conflict category includes deaths from organized conflict and relations with neighboring countries. The societal safety and security category includes political instability, violent crime, and the incarcerated population. The militarization category includes access to weapons and weapons imports and exports. In 2019, overall global peacefulness increased for the first time in five years, but the world is still less peaceful than it was 10 years ago, the report says. This year, Afghanistan replaced Syria as the least peaceful country in the world.
Children have been raised a certain way for most of human history, but only in the last half-century has the approach to parenting drastically changed. Families have gone from having natural births, shared rooms, physical contact, and frequent breastfeeding to delivering by C-sections, sleeping in separate bedrooms, formula feeding, and emphasizing 'personal space' at home. While these changes have improved mortality rates and infant health in many cases, they have also come at a cost to the mental and emotional development of children whose brains are wired for a different kind of upbringing than the one they're getting.Any parent who walks their child with a kiddy leash at the mall ought to be ..........
The Parable of the Nazi Pizza.
Race is a valuable commodity. That’s a simple truth, in the advertising world as well as in Hollywood. And just as race is a valuable commodity, so is racism. In fact, I’d argue that racism sells even better than race. A person whose race is X will see an attractive actor of X in a commercial, and that person might—might—be tempted to purchase the product being advertised because the commercial pitchperson looks like them. It’s a decent advertising strategy, but by no means guaranteed to work. On the other hand, if the person whose race is X sees an online essay or article that attacks people who are X, it’s damn near certain that the person of X will get angry and make an outrage post in which the offending link is shared. The awesome online power of race is nowhere stronger than in the world of opinion journalism. Nothing gets social media more riled up than opinion pieces about race. People love approvingly sharing posts that insult other races, and people love angrily sharing posts that insult their own race. Race gets hits. The problem is, our benevolent media overlords are supposedly working to cleanse racism from the internet. So, how do you fight racism while still benefiting from the ad-rate-setting clicks, likes, and shares that are generated by provocative pieces that deal in racial hatred? I’ll answer that question with the Parable of the Nazi Pizza.
Using canned chicken breast in a pinch is understandable. But, a whole canned cooked chicken?
John Kay solo work between Steppenwolf reunifications.
A drunk driver was arrested last week for driving a tank through the streets of Pajęczno, Poland. The vehicle, a Soviet T-55 tank that's at least 60 years old, belonged to the Polish military. But on June 12 shortly before 10pm it looked like it was attacking residents, who quickly called police. According to Polish newspaper Twoje Pajęczno, the unnamed driver, 49, was only responsible for putting the tank on and off its trailer. But the trailer broke and, when it was being repaired, he drunkenly decided to take the war machine out on a joyride. By the time the cops arrived, he had parked the 40-ton machine, which was uninsured, on a main street and was standing nearby. Another man, believed to be his passenger, was also present. It's not clear if the muddled motorist caused any permanent damage to Mickiewicza Street but he was arrested and, once he sobered up, questioned by police. He faces up to eight years in prison if charged with creating "direct danger of a catastrophe in land, water or air traffic," or two years for driving under the influence.
Scientists Are Using Music To Help Build The Brains Of Premature Babies
June 18, 2019 Researchers in Switzerland have discovered that certain music helps strengthen brain development in premature babies.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:06 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:06 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: ibguy at June 19, 2019 10:06 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 10:07 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 10:07 PM (kC/cK)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 10:07 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Commissar J Pudtestor at June 19, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 10:09 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 10:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:10 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:10 PM (fiC74)
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 10:10 PM (kC/cK)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:10 PM (K22Va)
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Now I've got their jingle stuck in my head. Thanks for that...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (8g9zh)
...and now, you are too.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (AZxMX)
Lowest of lows and highest of highs, good thing I'm not crazy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
-- no Democrat, ever
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)
Where's the ear bleach?
Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (fiC74)
...and now, you are too.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)
My guess is you would hear quite a bit of cursing..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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I can fix that for you: "A beer is just a beer unless it's - Old Dutch!"
You're welcome!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (fiC74)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (AZxMX)
I thought it was cotton?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Thanks Obama!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)
Sorry, I forgot it. Can you please sing a few lines?
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:13 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:13 PM (+Tibp)
I also wish they would do their jobs right so we could all look like we shine.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (K22Va)
Easy, you boil it off...
BUT not over an open flame!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (qSCcj)
Thanks Obama! And those of the Muslim faith. FIFY
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (438dO)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (fiC74)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (qSCcj)
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Why? Does it come drenched in maple syrup?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (8g9zh)
/color me unsurprised
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD and Ancient Aliens at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (Cczdz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Wool, I'll have to check!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (AZxMX)
...and now, you are too.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM
That's hot...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (kC/cK)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (qSCcj)
Some maple syrup and sourdough bread he'll be like a kid in a candy store.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
I'll just bet that science is settled.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (axyOa)
I know. Sad isn't it? So many places I have wanted to go right here in our own country. Never had the money to travel much. Guess I can be thankful for my dad and step dad being in the Air Force or I would have seen a lot less.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: must be their birthday at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (ubFZv)
Posted by: IC
Trump was yuge and luxurious. Hannity was oddly silent.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:16 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 10:16 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:16 PM (gvdYI)
For the first time in modern history, the world's population is expected to virtually stop growing by the end of this century
Paul Ehrlich ... wrong again
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 10:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 10:16 PM (htgmn)
Ok that made me giggle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 19, 2019 10:14 PM (qSCcj)
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Why? Does it come drenched in maple syrup?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (8g9zh)
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Can't stop giggling.
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:16 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:17 PM (pUDQf)
They're a cute couple.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:17 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Why, I read JUST TODAY that this last May was the 4th warmest month of May on record!
Imagine my surprise when I read THAT!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:17 PM (S6Pax)
- Conservative, Inc.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:17 PM (FiUMj)
I keep thinking I should buy an RV and tour the country, but the up-armoring would be very expensive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:17 PM (AZxMX)
They're a cute couple.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:17 PM (HaL55)
D'awwww :3
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: dartist
****
But the pound cake was delicious.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: IC
Trump was yuge and luxurious. Hannity was oddly silent.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:16 PM (+Tibp)
Hannity tried to stomp but Trump out-Hannitied Hannity.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (pUDQf)
I really dont know how all you phone browsing Horde manage w/o a real keyboard!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (QzJWU)
BUT not over an open flame!
Not in a fox hole in the winter. A manifold on a running truck with a hole punched in the can from a trusty P38 works when you can.
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (K22Va)
BB, thanks for the on site report, I think all of us hope the best for them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:19 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: wing at June 19, 2019 10:19 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:19 PM (RU4sa)
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Same may that saw snow in 1/3 of the US?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:19 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (QzJWU)
Dictation mode.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:20 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 10:20 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Eating disorder?
Maybe it's just a speech impediment?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:20 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Miklos, there's probably some kind of club at June 19, 2019 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Shep at June 19, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:20 PM (pUDQf)
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Yoga Pants
If you want to understand the mental condition that allows the Left to continue to deceive itself about reality?
Go to WalMart on a Friday night and observe the 300+ lb self-described "curvysexies" packed into their sausage casings.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 19, 2019 10:21 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:21 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 19, 2019 10:21 PM (qM84C)
I'll just bet that science is settled.
Posted by: Diogenes
...........
Only cuz global warmening will kill most of us..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:21 PM (438dO)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 19, 2019 10:22 PM (geIq4)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Yeah, don't know if that is some kind of worldwide statistical hoo-ha, but my guess is somebody is continuously playing pokery-jiggery with the numbers.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:22 PM (S6Pax)
Japan it training, [language - customs - and training], Filipino women to become resident cleaning personnel.
A Japanese tech company is training [same] higher educated Filipino men and women to become employees because there are no young Japanese available.
Posted by: Frosty at June 19, 2019 10:22 PM (WkaWu)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (LL1Be)
Tuesday: Why of course we should have open borders, why do you ask
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: freaked at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (UdKB7)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (/IMJl)
Posted by: Frosty
We used nuclear weapons on them and it didn't seem to have much effect.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (wYseH)
Not that I know of. They're just dating and enjoying each other's company. Long distance-ly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)
That chicken in the can...shudder
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (fiC74)
There is a sci-fi story about a small, heavy planet crustacean-like species that was laying siege to a human space station, but could not get in between the orbital defenses.
Faced with the prospect of a Human relieving fleet, the aliens devised a Trojan horse like plan. The station was known to be short of rations, so a full battalion of the aliens were packed into ration cans, in life suspense gel and in a human cargo hull that had been captured, they pretended to chase it into the orbital defenses where it was "rescued" by Human defenders.
The idea was that the starving humans would open the cans, be overwhelmed, and the planet would fall before the Human fleet arrived.
The last scene of the story was the Human crew saying, "food at last, we can survive" and "Yeah, I opened one can and the lobster attacked me, so now I just punch holes in the cans and drop them into boiling water. Want more drawn butter?"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:12 PM (fiC74)
It can't be that different than diced chicken in a can or home canned chicken, but it doesn't seem appetizing, does it?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (45BDx)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:22 PM (S6Pax)
Don't look at us.
Posted by: Enron at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (htgmn)
I really dont know how all you phone browsing Horde manage w/o a real keyboard!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2019 10:18 PM (QzJWU)
Rumor has it that is the reason MisHum occasionally copies the entire thread into his comments.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: mikeyG
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Death by Snu Snu?
Posted by: Shep at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (wYseH)
- Conservative, Inc.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:17 PM (FiUMj)
That's not what he was saying at all. His message was "so Democrats changed the rules and now ballot harvesting is legal. Quit whining about it, get out there and harvest your own damn ballots."
I don't really like the new rules, but at least in CA they're not going to change. So Republicans need to deal with it.
Posted by: HTL at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (SCT6T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:20 PM
They make them and I have one!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 10:25 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 19, 2019 10:25 PM (LL1Be)
Anybody else notice that if the projection is accurate, the world population will STILL increase by appx 1/3 BEFORE it stops growing?
Posted by: mnw at June 19, 2019 10:25 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:25 PM (AOQ4d)
And Mary, we're meeting tomorrow to discuss the Obama Statue for the square. We have to choose the dog to go in it. A Portuguese Chorizo I think.
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at June 19, 2019 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ALH
We're almost Soviet now. We all know exactly what was done by whom and yet we all expect there to be no consequences. Because we know how these things go.
Hillary was exonerated two months before she was interviewed. Think about that.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:26 PM (+Tibp)
Major players will walk.
No, I don't think anything will come of investigating Obama or Hillary.
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:26 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (wYseH)
Story of my life.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (t+qrx)
... or too soon.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 10:26 PM (aS1PU)
Pack it into some yoga pants and send it to Wal Mart.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 19, 2019 10:25 PM (LL1Be)
Whatever you do, don't cross the memes, that would be bad.
Posted by: Egon at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (NgKpN)
see 90
and available through Ace's Amazon portal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 10:24 PM (aS1PU)
That rumor is bullshit.
I f*ck up with my trusty chrome book.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:25 PM (AOQ4d
Please tell me it involved tequila and some questionable decisions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (pUDQf)
Did you ever get that brain sample you asked for?
Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (htgmn)
Biden 26%
Warren 16%
Sanders 12%
Buttigieg 9%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 2%
Bennet 1%
Bullock 1%
Castro 1%
de Blasio 1%
Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Well, *there's* your problem.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 10:28 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:26 PM (RU4sa)
{{{SMH}}}
Nothing personal, but I hate it when I have to agree with you on this, the Deep State is even deeper than I could have ever imagined!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:28 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:29 PM (K22Va)
Biden 26%
Warren 16%
Sanders 12%
Buttigieg 9%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 2%
Bennet 1%
Bullock 1%
Castro 1%
de Blasio 1%
Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (MAstk)
I want to see that transporter accident of a candidate, but on the other side of a couple inches of Plexiglas.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:30 PM (t+qrx)
And I was pleased she asked that. That's a smaaaaht kid who is 10+ years away from being able to vote.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:30 PM (FiUMj)
Our govt has put the former Soviet Union to shame.
Corrupt govt + stoopid populace = nothing will happen
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:30 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM
I got a cheapee from Wally World, and an app to remap the keys... Works great!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 10:30 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 19, 2019 10:30 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 19, 2019 10:22 PM
Was he a Prince?
If so, he's probably glad to be out of the can.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (uL22A)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:25 PM (AOQ4d
Please tell me it involved tequila and some questionable decisions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (pUDQf)
AlaBAMA---I've been pure as the driven snow!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (45BDx)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (jp0Bv)
Warren 16%
Sanders 12%
Buttigieg 9%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 2%
Bennet 1%
Bullock 1%
Castro 1%
de Blasio 1%
Posted by: Ha
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I love this.. the DNC will be the first brokered convention in decades.. yee ha! Chaos!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (gvdYI)
The five countries accounting for more than half the world's forecasted population growth are Nigeria, Republic of the Congo, Tanzania, Ethiopia, Angola, and Pakistan.
This is good, because all these countries are very well governed, and will doubtless become even better governed as their populations grow rapidly.
Open the borders - there will be a lot of new people wanting in!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Well, *there's* your problem.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 10:28 PM (aS1PU)
And before September 2017 I could f*ck up royally with my Dell/Microsoft desktop.
If it's a computer I can mess up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mullah Miklos at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Re Laura Ingraham. There's been talk for years that she's something of a prima donna and a real bitch to work for.
There was some hot mic incident where she was caught on tape cussing out one of her radio producers. She went through those pretty fast, I think.
Posted by: Sean Hannidiot at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (AOQ4d)
Suuuuuuuuurrrrreeee.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:33 PM (FiUMj)
Or put another way: Someone other than Biden: 74%
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (FiUMj)
Wonder if Jeb Bush is helping him out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)
I sure hope you had a nice vacation, Jewells! I also hope you still plan to go to the Texas MoMe, because I'm looking forward to meeting you.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:33 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2019 10:33 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
Oh, Bros, you crack me up. I love you, man (not homo).
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (qBNEP)
passed through MSNBC, I only heard four syllables before I changed the
channel. Those four syllables? "Nazi death camps" I couldn't help but
laugh. Those people are beyond parody, beyond help and quite possibly
have rabies.
Posted by: Bilwis
..............
I get the audio from these cable channels on Sirius/XM.. on the way home I was flipping channels when Fox had gone to commercials..
I had to look 3 times to make sure it was MSNBC,, some guy was being very critical of AOC comparing the detention camps on the border to concentration camps..
I kept thinking.. this CAN'T be MSNBC!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:31 PM (AOQ4d)
Suuuuuuuuurrrrreeee.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)
For real!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (AOQ4d)
...and now, you are too.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)
Schhhhhhhhplorp~splat!
And good evening Horde. Hope everybody is clinging, bitterly or not.
Posted by: joncelli, at home at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Shep at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
And then Hillary! comes waltzing in.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
________
Anthempromophical climate change will only kill some of us. AIDS will kill us by the trillions. Christopher Columbus will get the rest.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Nobody at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM (fG/jr)
Posted by: Blutarski
............
Bromance in the making.. how cute..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (S6Pax)
---
Nope.
Michelle Obama.
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (gvdYI)
You have such a great smile. You have no business being a sad sack!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM (fiC74)
It's a historical fact!
Posted by: The Nazis at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ALH
My deep, dark, ugly secret is that I like Spam, also canned corned beef hash.
I don't know what it is about the slimy stuff, probably all the yummy salt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
That was a typo. Should say "Bollocks 1%".
For the people who, when polled, just answer "f#$k me..."
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM (fiC74)
I think you can see the Northern Lights there.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (AOQ4d)
___
In 1967 when Canada became a country the found fathers got together to come up with a name for the new country. They put all the letters of the alphabet in a hat and drew the following letters:
C eh?
N eh?
D eh?
and hence C-A-N-A-D-A was born.
Bud um dum. Than you folks, I'll be here all week. Tip your servers well!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (uL22A)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: gp is covered with mucins at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM (fiC74)
Bump into Canadians and listen to them apologize profusely?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (pUDQf)
Now now many new comments since #91...? Hmm.. Not that many...
* plunges back into the mines *
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (/IMJl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
The sound of one dimbulb clapping.....in the distance.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (fiC74)
Posted by: The Sex Pistols Polling LLC at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: IC
...........
Calgary Stampede? big rodeo in the summer?
Other than that.. it's a buncha Canucks!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (438dO)
For the first time in modern history, the world's population is expected to virtually stop growing by the end of this century
Paul Ehrlich ... wrong again
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Paul Ehrlich is the main reason I don't buy into all this global warming crap. I'm still waiting for Ehrlich's apology.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 10:38 PM (oVJmc)
From the land of sky-blue waters (waters),
From the land of pines....Lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing...
Hamm's the beer refreshing....
Hamm's the beer refreshing....
Hamm's
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 10:38 PM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
I don't know what it is about the slimy stuff, probably all the yummy salt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 10:36 PM
Not ugly at all! It's like aspic, q.v. -- it's a dish that's big in France, IIRC...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 10:38 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:38 PM (HaL55)
Thanks for the update. Glad they are having fun.
And speaking of fun, time to hug my wife.
Good night all.
Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2019 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
Ask them: "How much does that cost in real money?"
Posted by: Ugly American at June 19, 2019 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM
Tell everyone you meet how much you appreciate how much they admired and supported Pierre Trudeau.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 10:39 PM (uL22A)
Warren 16%
Sanders 12%
Buttigieg 9%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 2%
Bennet 1%
Bullock 1%
Castro 1%
de Blasio 1%
Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 10:27 PM (MAstk)
And shooting up to 1% in the polls is DeCommio. And people saw he isn't popular
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 10:39 PM (eHcY5)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:39 PM (FiUMj)
no man has seen God at any time ... God is Spirit.
Man was formed of the dust, and God breathed in his soul life. That is now natural man today. But God man Adam in his image. Then God told Adam (and Eve) "in the day you eat of it (that tree), you shalt surely die". So it makes sense to me, the part of Adam that died was the spirit ... he lost the holy spirit connection with God when he decided to disobey. He lived on as a body/soul natural man long after that.
The second Adam faced a free will choice as well, to obey his Father God (not my will but thine be done) ... or to accept "all the kingdoms of this world will I give thee" from Satan (god of this world). JC chose to obey, not let that cup pass from him, suffer and die and be raised to sit at the right hand of God.
Jesus obeyed ... but had any of the princes of this world known (that Christians would also receive holy spirit because JC had redeemed us from first Adam's sins) ... had they known, "they would not have crucified the Lord of Glory" (our risen brother, and high priest forever, JC)
That's a good story. Now we have holy spirit, the spirit of sonship. reconciled with God. We might do by nature the things in "the law", but we don't obey the law to get righteousness. In culture we do things which our belief in a higher power suggests, out of free will. We don't allow government to control us, and we fight any force (government or otherwise) that tries to force our nation/people into submission. The end.
Our sin nature is not the image of God. We can will to do good but fall short .. we still have free will, but a permanent sonship spirit, for Christians. hurray.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 10:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
By whom, 'experts'?
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:40 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: Ladyl
So who left the lights on?
What is it? The whole province is Motel 6?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:40 PM (S6Pax)
He didn't apologize for his prediction that 1.5 to 2 billion people would starve to death by 1985.
Why start now?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pants Inspector at June 19, 2019 10:40 PM (kLDv+)
How did your match go with wondergirl with the broken ribs?
Posted by: Shep at June 19, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)
My injured partner didn't play. Nevertheless, my new partner and I took top court in two sets: 6-3, 6-2. I played deuce court and my first return of serve I ripped down the line. That got our opponents off on wrong foot.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:40 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:41 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
He's still alive and still singing the same old song. Just off by a few years, apparently.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 10:41 PM (h2Bdk)
OregonMuse may have some contract work for you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 10:41 PM (uL22A)
I purchased an iPad 9 w/newest os for the
same price Apple offers refurbished.
Posted by: Frosty at June 19, 2019 10:41 PM (WkaWu)
So who left the lights on?
What is it? The whole province is Motel 6?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:40 PM (S6Pax)
Oh you.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:41 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: Ugly American at June 19, 2019 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
lol
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)
10% if they put Sid at the top of the ticket.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 10:42 PM (Vy4a0)
The population story is nonsense. The world's population will increase at a frightening rate. All trends are auto-accelerating. There are no corrective mechanisms in nature. This is settled science. Only unfashionable losers could say differently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 10:42 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: IC
Ask them how they score one point in football. It's a hoot.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:42 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Experts at June 19, 2019 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 10:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 19, 2019 10:43 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:43 PM (FiUMj)
I love that Swallowswell can't even eke out 1%.
Guess he'll have to stick with his bid to be named Dumbest Person in Congress, though he's gonna have to beat out Maxine Waters and AOC there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 10:43 PM (Vy4a0)
The dangers of BDSM and why you should read the manual:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7159013
48-hr honeymoon BDSM session ends in the tragedy of a perforated colon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2019 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)
From the land of pines....Lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing...
Hamm's the beer refreshing....
Hamm's the beer refreshing....
Hamm's
Awesome turning beer signs of a shield lake island.
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:44 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
________
Red is Canadiens, blue is Maple Leafs.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 10:44 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:44 PM (fiC74)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (AZxMX)
It's not gonna be Biden.
Their base would go ape-shit if they tried to nominate an old white heterosexual man.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:43 PM (FiUMj)
I thought he wanted that fat loser from GA.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
ALL IN ONE DAY!!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (FiUMj)
I got a Samsung 8" tablet for Christmas.. Android of course.. freakin' wonderful! Battery lasts for days.. it's fast! and can do anything an ipad can do for several hundred dollars less.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 10:42 PM (oVJmc)
The funny thing about Booker is it's all an act. He used to be the sane guy, the measured guy who distanced himself from the crazies. But I guess he decided the base isn't into sane this year and deliberately dialed up the crazy.
Once you get that reputation, it stays with you. What you're watching is the self-destruction of a man's career.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (h2Bdk)
I mean, I bought an iced tea at Starbucks this afternoon and the ice cubes were completely melted in about two hours!
Modeling shows that when you put ice cubes into a drink all the liquid freezes. Peer-reviewed models, I might add.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (Wx/+I)
Corrupt govt + stoopid populace = nothing will happen
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:30 PM (RU4sa)
If only Comrade Obama had known...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:46 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:44 PM (fiC74)
But at least they will apologize after arresting you. You can also get free dental work and a sex change in prison if you want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:46 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I kind of agree with that.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:46 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (Vy4a0)
___
Which is why he will pre-announce to get his WOKE quotient up. Don't know if it will work, but he will certainly try.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:46 PM (FiUMj)
Back in the 70's, the Canadian dollar and the US dollar was pretty much at par, and in Portland, stores would give you a mix of Canadian and American coins in change. Vending machines took Canadian coins.
Then the value of the Canadian dollar slipped, and every vending machine in the Pacific Northwest got modified to take only American coins.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:47 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 10:47 PM (aKsyK)
It's not gonna be Biden.
Biden could pick himself as his own VP running mate. Don't know if he would accept, though.
Posted by: Miklos, political scientologist at June 19, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:44 PM (fiC74)
But at least they will apologize after arresting you. You can also get free dental work and a sex change in prison if you want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The province "highway patrol" are Mounties, and they are somewhat polite, but pretty hardass too.
And don't take a radar detector up there. They are illegal and you will be fined heavily if you have one.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:47 PM (S6Pax)
They'll be so astounded you know his name, that they'll buy you beer.
I know this for a fact.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 10:47 PM (uL22A)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:48 PM (gvdYI)
Biden could pick himself as his own VP running mate. Don't know if he would accept, though.
Posted by: Miklos
............
It would be a long, complicated negotiation..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:48 PM (438dO)
During the financial crash of 08 it was on par as well for a few months. Even pooped up above $1 USD for a brief period.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:49 PM (FiUMj)
You can also get free dental work and a sex change in prison if you want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:46 PM (pUDQf)
Relevant Duffel Blog:
http://tinyurl.com/y2hpua2j
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:48 PM (gvdYI)
When a door gets slammed in your face, another door ALWAYS opens. Please trust me on this.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:49 PM (AOQ4d)
Someone should ax Erlich about the 100M people killed by socialism last century just to hear what he says.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:49 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Paul Ehrlich had an illegitimate child.
Bill Nye.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:49 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 10:50 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Nobody at June 19, 2019 10:50 PM (fG/jr)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Paul Ehrlich had an illegitimate child.
Bill Nye.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:49 PM (S6Pax)
And here I thought it was explosive diarrhea
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:50 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Miklos
............
It would be a long, complicated negotiation..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:48 PM
Talk about pasting the ticket together ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 10:51 PM (uL22A)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:50 PM (FiUMj)
Really, how much should we be expected to concern ourselves about America's hat?
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 10:51 PM (h2Bdk)
He would turn it down for some stupid reason. A Trump fart could beat him.
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:51 PM (K22Va)
I thought he wanted that fat loser from GA.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
She wants to be NUMBER ONE!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 10:52 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:48 PM (gvdYI)
Remember you are sampling from a set of females with personalities roughly related to a "normal" (Gaussian) distribution and you have to do it one at a time. It doesn't always go well or quickly.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:52 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Ladyl..................
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. Groucho Marx.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:52 PM (438dO)
I did a fotomontage webwork kinda trying to do that. niclink
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for valleyscape webwork at June 19, 2019 10:52 PM (/IMJl)
Ran into a couple from Nova Scotia 2 weeks ago. Honest to God the man said, "Beautiful day, eh?"
All I could do from laughing I said, "At least it isn't snowing"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
How? I will take the under on that one.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:52 PM (CMq2e)
http://tinyurl.com/y2hpua2j
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 10:49 PM (t+qrx)
---
lol
If only...
Hasan would still have to die, though.
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:53 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:53 PM (AOQ4d)
I thought he wanted that fat loser from GA.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
She wants to be NUMBER ONE!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 10:52 PM (aKsyK)
Well she better jump in pretty soon. Or in her case waddle into that race.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 10:50 PM (h2Bdk)
Learn the entire words to "Mary Ellen Carter" or "White Squall" and you'll probably drink free!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:54 PM (AZxMX)
===
The color of Canadian currency definitely connotes fun. Plus, a $2 bill? That they actually use? Insanity.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2019 10:54 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
________
How do they react when an American points out that Canada became a country in 1867, became a for-real country in 1931, became a super-serious sovereign country in 1982, and is still officially led by a Governor General?
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 10:54 PM (ta49A)
How? I will take the under on that one.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:52 PM (CMq2e)
Me too. At some point the land just won't carry that many people. The Europeans are stupid but they're not stupid enough to let in three billion Africans.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 10:55 PM (h2Bdk)
Nothing is less reliable than long-term demographic forecasts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)
Dear Ladyl, sounds like your new eyes are letting you be a killer tennis player?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:55 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:55 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
I've seen guys get women. These guys were one step from the Elephant Man. I saw you on Jeopardy. You've got nothing to worry about in that department.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:56 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Nobody at June 19, 2019 10:56 PM (fG/jr)
Quit moving north!
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:55 PM (K22Va)
This was just east of Superior on US 2 while I was on my way to MN for our annual fishing trip.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
In other news, Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck received her doctorate in higher education leadership:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4hyodzs
Her name is really Marijuana Pepsi, and don't you dare question it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:54 PM (AZxMX)
Barrett's Privateers is my favorite. That may only work on swabbies, though.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)
Go one step further Birch Syrup.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Tell a Newfie joke to demonstrate your knowledge of Canadian culture.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (I2/tG)
The $2 bill got replaced by a $2 coin something like twenty years ago.
Posted by: news you can use at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (Ef9pa)
Dear Ladyl, sounds like your new eyes are letting you be a killer tennis player?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:55 PM (AZxMX)
I don't know about killer, but at least I can SEE again!!!
I hope you are having a lovely week.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 10:58 PM (AOQ4d)
I love the Duffel Blog.
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 10:58 PM (RU4sa)
I think everyone paying attention across the country is noticing, but nobody wants to say, that Summer is almost a full month late this year. Now of course that's probably just weather, who knows, there's a lot of variability.
but I'm gonna be watching real carefully to see if Winter sets in a month early.
Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2019 10:58 PM (V2Yro)
I got a Samsung 8" tablet for Christmas.. Android of course.. freakin' wonderful! Battery lasts for days.. it's fast! and can do anything an ipad can do for several hundred dollars less.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (438dO)
__________
Read the fine print in TOS. You and your life have been signed over to Alphabet.
Posted by: Frosty - and you though indentured servitude was rough at June 19, 2019 10:58 PM (WkaWu)
Posted by: Elizabeth at June 19, 2019 10:58 PM (uOhgL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 10:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 19, 2019 10:58 PM (RuIsu)
Except for long-term climate forecasts.
Posted by: Climate Scientists at June 19, 2019 10:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:59 PM (+Tibp)
The Democrats have a 44 - 25 pct voter registration advantage in Cali so they have a massive advantage in votes they can harvest.
Bottom line is the GOP will be completely wiped out as in there will be zero point zero Republicans in any office anywhere in California in roughly 3 election cycles with harvesting.
The GOP had a large disadvantage before the vote harvesting legislation and could rely on the general laziness of the Democrat block to give them wins in some counties but with harvesting, you don't even need to turn out the voter, you just collect "absentee" ballots.
That is how they flipped Orange County from majority GOP to completely turned over to the Dems.
Every GOP candidate had a lead after the polls closed and the real time votes had been counted, within a day and half the Democrats 'harvested' enough votes to win every seat.
The Mayor is typical GOPe oxygen thief and the reason the GOP is a non-entity in California.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 19, 2019 10:59 PM (5eETw)
And yet, the old codger voice in my head mutters, "have you know shame woman?! You tasty woman with that bootay!"
My old codger voice is a complex fellow. He sounds like Gus McCrae.
I have a rich fantasy life.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 10:59 PM (SUV+r)
Tell a Newfie joke to demonstrate your knowledge of Canadian culture.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
My new boss is a big, gay Canadian guy.
I now hear about Canada! Eh! every day.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:59 PM (S6Pax)
I mean, you can only steal so many farms and run them into the ground.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 11:00 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)
Word.
Posted by: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at June 19, 2019 11:00 PM (aS1PU)
we've had very high tornado activity which is caused by COOL air. the cool air is trapped, we've had rain forever b/c the clouds don't seem to MOVE...it's all due to cooling. probably solar activity (or lack thereof).
lots of people are gonna starve
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2019 11:00 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (h2Bdk)
He is one of the very few artists I really regret not learning aboot when I could have seen and heard him in person. My son pointed out that a lot of his recordings appeared to be live in clubs and obviously done in one take with no need for a repeat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:00 PM (AZxMX)
Middle of June and we haven't had a 90 degree day yet. Usually the asphalt is on fire by now.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 11:01 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:56 PM (+Tibp)
I second Blutarski's opinion.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 11:01 PM (AOQ4d)
The five countries accounting for more than half the world's forecasted population growth are Nigeria, Republic of the Congo, Tanzania, Ethiopia, Angola, and Pakistan.
This is good, because all these countries are very well governed, and will doubtless become even better governed as their populations grow rapidly.
Open the borders - there will be a lot of new people wanting in!
Posted by: The ARC of History!
I think Mark Steyn wrote "the Future is for those who show up".
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2019 11:02 PM (WNAuL)
The GOP is already effectively wiped out here. They hold no major statewide office, no mayorship in a major city. They don't have enough seats in the CA legislature to propose or impede legislation. And they've pretty much given up any pretense of being conservative - they're position as "Democrat lite".
There's no solution for CA but to let it burn. Once the state runs out of money, the wards of the state will leave and we might (might) get some sane politicians in office.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:03 PM (h2Bdk)
Nice area. Girlfriend at the time tried to get me involved in buying a B and B just off the lake. Old property with stone buildings and one around a natural well and ice house.
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:03 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:03 PM (dm05u)
I had a French-Canadian guy working for me. I learned that during the Stanley Cup, it was more efficient to start the day by letting him describe the previous night's matches all at once, rather than make him provide the commentary in bits and pieces throughout the day.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Frosty
..............
Bleh.. My tablet never leaves the house, so they are not tracking me.. although I turn all that shit off.
But you are fooling yourself if you think everything you do on the internet is not being tracked even on Apple products... especially with non-apple apps.
$300-$400 more for pretend security is not really worth it to me.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 11:04 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 11:05 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:05 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:05 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:04 PM (I2/tG)
Hahahahaha. That sounds awful.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:05 PM (h2Bdk)
May and June have been cooler than normal, and cloud cover over the Front Range means the snow melt is behind schedule.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 11:06 PM (SUV+r)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
At some point I just want to stop
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 11:07 PM (gvdYI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:07 PM (FiUMj)
Y'all rip on Canadians, but I've always enjoyed Canada. Mostly fishing, so there's that. But that football. I mean, Come On!
Nothing against Canadians but your fish are small.
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:07 PM (K22Va)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Posted by: Frosty - and you though indentured servitude was rough at June 19, 2019 11:07 PM (WkaWu)
The $2 bill got replaced by a $2 coin something like twenty years ago.
Posted by: news you can use at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (Ef9pa)
You can actually still order $2 bills from the Mint in certain special sets, although you'll never see them in circulation. (just checked the Mint's collector page to be sure)
And surprisingly, the United States has *Never* minted a $2 coin. Through the 19th century there was a $2.50 coin called the Quarter Eagle which was a small gold coin. But never $2.00
kind of a surprising omission.
Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2019 11:07 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: tbodie at June 19, 2019 11:08 PM (YyH4g)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I'm out to the Denver basin tomorrow to see Lil Blutarski. I hope it's coolish.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 11:08 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 11:08 PM (fiC74)
The Europeans are stupid but they're not stupid enough to let in three billion Africans.
Posted by: Ace's liver
Will they have a choice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 11:08 PM (aKsyK)
I wish PDT would have kept that swept-back hairstyle he had for a day. It was badass; he looked like Jon Voight: https://tinyurl.com/y25ceb7m
Posted by: HAL2020 at June 19, 2019 11:08 PM (bx9W6)
Posted by: tbodie at June 19, 2019 11:08 PM (YyH4g)
Posted by: Blutarski at June 19, 2019 10:59 PM (+Tibp)
The fishing & hunting makes up for thir football & bacon errr I mean ham
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: tbodie at June 19, 2019 11:09 PM (YyH4g)
Not a bad week so far, but I am getting farther and farther behind on necessary chores and I'm waiting for my primary car to be repaired. Not a happy camper right now.
Glad to hear your operation went well.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:10 PM (AZxMX)
Nah, he was a nice guy. He just had to demonstrate that he was Canadian during the Stanley Cup.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 11:10 PM (aS1PU)
Global. Fucking. Warming.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 11:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: DBCooper at June 19, 2019 11:11 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 11:11 PM (ta49A)
Republicans in California are like Jews in Berlin in 1936. Get out! Get out now while you've still got a chance!
and even if it gets to where the rest of us have got to man up and burn the place to the ground, it's still not going to be very fun for anyone who's still there when we do it, no matter what side you're on.
Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2019 11:11 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nobody
My understanding is that the name on the credit card doesn't have to match the name on their ID, such as their drivers' license. Oh well, they can pass the cost of credit card fraud off to their customers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
The people and the scenery make up for a lot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:12 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: tom servo at June 19, 2019 11:12 PM (V2Yro)
Enjoy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:14 PM (AZxMX)
Best idea so far is to take out a card under the name of "I Agree to Not Pay Anything" so you can sign that everytime you're asked to sign.
Posted by: tom servo at June 19, 2019 11:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at June 19, 2019 11:14 PM (wOysh)
FIFY on vacation I don't want to deal with people
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
The French also eat snails, calf brains, and horsemeat. Guess I'm in good company.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
Not a bad week so far, but I am getting farther and farther behind on necessary chores and I'm waiting for my primary car to be repaired. Not a happy camper right now.
Glad to hear your operation went well.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:10 PM (AZxMX)
Something like a disabled car can really play havoc with a schedule! I'll send a prayer up for a better second half of your week.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 11:15 PM (AOQ4d)
Japanese culture is so polite, right?
Why is Chinese culture so rude?
Or actually is it, or is it just mainland (commie) Chinese culture? Are Hong Kong or Taiwanese culture more polite?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:15 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 11:16 PM (PUmDY)
The Europeans are stupid but they're not stupid enough to let in three billion Africans.
Posted by: Ace's liver
Will they have a choice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 11:08 PM (aKsyK)
Yes. They're strong enough to defend themselves. So far the will is lacking, but that's changing.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:16 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: news you can use at June 19, 2019 10:57 PM (Ef9pa)
===
Not surprisingly, the last time I was there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2019 11:16 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Eric Holder
________
A $2-dollar coin is crazy! But a $55-dollar bill . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 11:17 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:17 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 11:17 PM (cvTdK)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 11:15 PM (AOQ4d)
Thanks, I will appreciate it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:18 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:18 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: George Takei at June 19, 2019 11:18 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
What makes that bad for him is that he actually has national name recognition. Most of those at the top have name recognition. A lot of the others, no one knows who the hell they are.
They know who DeCommio is and don't like him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:18 PM (+lVUW)
Nevertheless, I saw some truly spectacular things, most notably Aurora activity that left me breathless. I remember stopping on the highway far west of Whitehorse just to watch the display.
I truly felt the magnitude of what I was experiencing. Miles away from civilization, almost alone, the sky splashed with stars, the ribbons of light dancing all over the sky. No vehicle traffic. I think one truck passed while we leaned against the hood of the truck watching the sky.
Fuck. That was so cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 11:18 PM (SUV+r)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 11:19 PM (gvdYI)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:19 PM (dm05u)
If you read between the lines, it's more and more clear that China is planning to "repeal and replace" Africa's population. With Chinese.
Seriously.
They don't like us, but they view blacks as subhumans living in savagery.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 11:19 PM (Vy4a0)
Hong Kong is just 5000 year old Chinese fascist totalitarianism with a British accent. they are extremely nasty people and will happily send you off for death camps the Long March or medical experiments...
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at June 19, 2019 11:19 PM (wOysh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2019 11:19 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 11:20 PM (7WaWV)
NEWS ALERT: Iran Claims to have Shot Down U.S. Drone.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 19, 2019 11:20 PM (Xqo6t)
There should be some kind of requirement that people do something like that.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 11:21 PM (aS1PU)
==
so... ghey?
*ducks & runs*
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:21 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 11:19 PM (gvdYI)
There's no reason to be a fan of most women. Most women are too shallow to warrant fans. But you only need one.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:21 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Quilp at June 19, 2019 11:21 PM (Bf3hj)
"Rising violence in Libya, coupled with its high risk for flooding, make it the eighth least peaceful country in the world."
Flooding in Libya? What?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 19, 2019 11:22 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: vmom superior
________
I once heard that people in communist countries don't queue up. I later heard that people don't get in line in a lot of third-world countries either.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 11:22 PM (ta49A)
I just can't imagine - almost everyone in Egypt lives in the Nile Delta, or within a few miles of the Nile. Where are they going to put them all?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:22 PM (I2/tG)
I'll just bet that science is settled.
Posted by: Diogenes
It ain't science it's just common sense. People are going to be so dang confused about their "gender identity " they will just forget how to fook.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 19, 2019 11:22 PM (UzqpS)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 11:22 PM (gvdYI)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 19, 2019 11:22 PM (t5m5e)
perhaps it's the global warming
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:23 PM (dm05u)
FIFY
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:23 PM (K22Va)
NEWS ALERT: Iran Claims to have Shot Down U.S. Drone.
You're supposed to let our friends the mullahs capture the drones intact!
Posted by: Barack Obama, very worried about US foreign policy at June 19, 2019 11:23 PM (2qh0B)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Well that's going to be really tough on that girlfriend of his that no one has ever seen.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
It's not really fair to judge people who've had to deal with starvation in living memory. A hard life makes hard people.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:23 PM (h2Bdk)
I don't know what this is about specifically, but a huge chunk of the Sahara Desert is below sea level.
One of Qaddafi's dream projects was to dig a canal and turn a big chunk of his country into an inland sea like the Med.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 11:24 PM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:24 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:22 PM (I2/tG)
Berlin.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:24 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Has to be Kameltoe to make up for the fact that he is the hated "old white guy".
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:24 PM (+lVUW)
I don't care if we are the most moral nation on earth, eva! Who was it that decided that should be our goal? Was that one of those National Conversations between Andrew Sullivan, & Jonah Goldberg that I missed, while working 85 hours/week?
Posted by: Quilp at June 19, 2019 11:25 PM (Bf3hj)
The People's History of the United States spent considerable space explaining that the United States is the most racist country on Earth.
I thought: "What about China? Or India? Or Russia? Etc..."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:25 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 11:25 PM (aKsyK)
FIFY
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:23 PM (K22Va)
Oh, that's certainly true. But he's not looking for a man.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:26 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:26 PM (+lVUW)
I'm wondering if you are meeting mostly extrovert women - they can ve exhausting, imo.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:26 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 11:21 PM (aS1PU)
Right? I was young and very unfocused, but I will always remember that trip. that was not the only moment I experienced on that drive. But, like I said, I wish I could have hung out longer in Canada. Beautiful.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 11:26 PM (SUV+r)
The important thing is that you are in the line.
Because, line.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:26 PM (w7KSn)
NEWS ALERT: Iran Claims to have Shot Down U.S. Drone.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 19, 2019 11:20 PM (Xqo6t)
That calls for a song, perfect video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZwDL3-Ze4w
Posted by: Frosty - and you though indentured servitude was rough at June 19, 2019 11:27 PM (WkaWu)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 11:27 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: My Pimp Cat Filtered My Dealer at June 19, 2019 11:27 PM (wOysh)
Could be Booker. Biden already has experience sharing the ticket with a gay black man.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 11:27 PM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:28 PM (K22Va)
Thus pretty much destroying whatever papyrus literature was lying around undiscovered there. and a lot of other shit.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 11:28 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Maybe whoever is going to Canada could say hi to her.
Posted by: Miklos, credulous at June 19, 2019 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
The important thing is that you are in the line.
Because, line.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:26 PM (w7KSn)
That makes a lot of sense if you live in a country where everybody has money but there's nothing to buy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:29 PM (h2Bdk)
Or, especially, Japan.
They've got people living in Japan who are descended from Koreans brought in as slaves 300 years ago.
They're still not considered to be Japanese.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 11:29 PM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 11:30 PM (SUV+r)
https://tinyurl.com/y5cuug93
https://tinyurl.com/yyms44th
https://tinyurl.com/yxdxa882
https://tinyurl.com/y6b6wnk7
https://tinyurl.com/yxe47efj
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 11:31 PM (0Ntuf)
I heard something like that, too. They would get in line in the hopes of there being stuff at the front of it. Bur in the actual knowledge of stuff, there'd be a rush to the front.
(So glad I never had first-hand experience with that.)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 11:31 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 10:45 PM (Vy4a0)
___
Which is why he will pre-announce to get his WOKE quotient up. Don't know if it will work, but he will certainly try.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
So he puts that loser from Georgia on the ticket, or Kameltoe, to get the minority support, and all we have to do is keep hitting it home that the black woman is only good for the nothingburger VP slot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ace's liver "
Which was, of course, the way it was.
I once stopped in the main department store in Leningrad. (Yes, it was Leningrad then)
The main display which faced on to the street was about 40 feet by 6 feet and right there, in the center, was 3 cans of peaches. Cling peaches.
That was the display. The peaches.
And they were out of them.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:33 PM (w7KSn)
https://tinyurl.com/y4npacgf
https://tinyurl.com/y6yp4uw7
https://tinyurl.com/y6mstb63
https://tinyurl.com/y3pefqd9
https://tinyurl.com/yyah7nmp
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 11:33 PM (0Ntuf)
Back in the day they were called Leading Strings.
Marlon Brando, iirc, ran away from home because he hated wearing them to school.
Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 19, 2019 11:33 PM (LPnfS)
What? What? Something about Canada shooting down our drones?
azzz srnkk zz
*stumbles off to bed*
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for valleyscape webwork at June 19, 2019 11:34 PM (/IMJl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 19, 2019 11:34 PM (UzqpS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 11:29 PM (Vy4a0)
By choice, most of the times...
Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 19, 2019 11:35 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 19, 2019 11:35 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: tom servo at June 19, 2019 11:35 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2019 11:35 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:35 PM (K22Va)
aside from when they are in protests (where they are loathsome), in their everyday life, are they ruder or more polite than normal.Americans, or the same?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:35 PM (dm05u)
They're still not considered to be Japanese.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 11:29 PM
I've read that there's demographic/ethnic information on a Nipponese birth certificate that defines one's place in the food chain there that follows him wherever he goes in The Land of the Rising Sun -- And there's no escaping it!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 11:36 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 10:11 PM (K22Va)
Just gelatin, really. Usually pretty salty, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2019 11:37 PM (WG6O9)
Ran into a couple from Nova Scotia 2 weeks ago. Honest to God the man said, "Beautiful day, eh?"
All I could do from laughing I said, "At least it isn't snowing"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I had a roommate in college who was from the UP. She sometimes stuck "eh" at the end of sentences.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 11:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 11:37 PM (LxTcq)
I thought it was some prank prop
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:38 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: tom servo at June 19, 2019 11:38 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 19, 2019 11:20 PM (Xqo6t)
___
Those things are annoying as fuck, can't blame the ChiComs.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:38 PM (FiUMj)
/color me unsurprised
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD and Ancient Aliens at June 19, 2019 10:15 PM (Cczdz)
And none that I saw were in the Americas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2019 11:39 PM (WG6O9)
Not for a young kid from Chicago. It was snot and I won't take any other answer as the truth.
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:39 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 11:37 PM (LxTcq)
I doubt it.
They'll never willingly give up those 55 EV's.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 11:39 PM (YTwfq)
They are practically designed to be shot down.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:39 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 11:37 PM (LxTcq)
The CA legislature isn't at the end of its ability to borrow. Yet.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:39 PM (h2Bdk)
So even before this happened, I was getting pretty damn fed up with women. Whether it's Beto's wine moms or the AOC super chicas, they're doing their level best to ruin politics. I find them almost all be immature, unstable, and narcissistic, but with an ego more fragile than a fabrege egg)
I haven't had a single position experience with a female that isn't a family member with the last, maybe, 5 years?? My new controller was a woman, and I loved working with her. She left - she claims forced out by the Board. My old best friend ghosted me for two and a half years and only started talking again in April. My grandma and aunts adore mde and I love them but they're IINNNSAAAAANEEEEE. My last two exes before this one gave the same varioation of an "its not you its me" to avoid telling me the truth. And that's another thing I'm really fed up with, is being lied to, even for supposedly noble reasons. And boy oh boy are women great liars and they can do it to your face with a smile.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:39 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: tom servo at June 19, 2019 11:14 PM (V2Yro)
Oy. Why didn't I think of that!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 19, 2019 11:41 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 11:41 PM (YTwfq)
Yup, Yoopers will do that
Where did you go to School?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2019 11:41 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 19, 2019 11:34 PM (UzqpS)
I lived in Kenai for less than a year, then we moved to Soldotna, because me and my buddy both worked at Mykel's Restaurant. I loved Soldotna. Just a few miles upriver, but the summer weather felt more summery.
Holy hell, what a great place to be young and reckless.
Shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 11:41 PM (SUV+r)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 11:42 PM (SUV+r)
Yeah, but their "violence" index counted things like arms exports.
Which place is more dangerous to hang out in - Russia (outside of the Caucasus), or El Salvador?
I'd know which I'd choose.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:42 PM (I2/tG)
I think it takes something away from the majesty to show the tourist stairs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:43 PM (fuK7c)
Courtesy of Jeff B
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (AZxMX)
Am I supposed to want that? Because I sure as Hell don't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2019 11:43 PM (WG6O9)
They are practically designed to be shot down.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:39 PM (w7KSn)
Depends. The big ones aren't cheap. In fact they're so not cheap the USAF and CIA decided to keep the U-2 in service because even when you count the millions it costs to train a pilot it's cheaper than the comparable drone.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:43 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 11:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Is that what got shot down?
Drones cover a huge cost spectrum, yes.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:45 PM (w7KSn)
Global Hawk (the one that was allegedly shot down) cost $131 million, $223 million if you throw in the R&D costs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:47 PM (dm05u)
Shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
It wasn't uncommon to walk out of the bar late at night see it was still daylight and decide to go back in. Not sure how I survived. Moved back to the 48 in 79
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 19, 2019 11:47 PM (UzqpS)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:48 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:48 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 19, 2019 11:48 PM (7s3Gx)
LOL
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:49 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:49 PM (K22Va)
All I could do from laughing I said, "At least it isn't snowing"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Farewell to Nova Scotia, the sea bound coast
Let your mountains dark and dreary be
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at June 19, 2019 11:49 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 19, 2019 11:20 PM (Xqo6t)
___
Those things are annoying as fuck, can't blame the ChiComs.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:38 PM (FiUMj)
What I would love is to see is a picture of some grinning old toothless guy in a turban holding a shotgun. And next to him is some little 4 propeller drone with AMAZON written across it.
Posted by: tom servo at June 19, 2019 11:49 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:39 PM (icI8A)
Now wait just a minute, buddy. I know some women are liars, but SO ARE SOME MEN. Don't asked me how I know this.
And I am NOT talking about my late husband.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 11:49 PM (AOQ4d)
Soloution.
Put AOC in the observer's seat.
Even if shot down and lost, we still win.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2019 11:50 PM (QzJWU)
https://bit.ly/31JCg8s
I slogged my way through almost all of that absurd piece of shit Atomic Blonde - that p-shop is fake as anything.
Posted by: spindrift at June 19, 2019 11:50 PM (2qh0B)
Is that what got shot down?
Drones cover a huge cost spectrum, yes.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:45 PM (w7KSn)
ABC says it was an MQ-9 Reaper, which is the one that replaced the Predator we saw so much of in A-stan. Bigger, more expensive, a bit less loiter time, but can carry a whole lot more ordinance. Wikipedia says they're about $16m apiece.
They say Iran shot one down in Yemen on June 6th and shot at (and missed) one on June 13th.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:51 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: The Vanderbilt Whistler at June 19, 2019 11:51 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2019 11:51 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:48 PM
What's your ride, bro? Maybe you should get a motorbike... Or a Fiat 500!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2019 11:51 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2019 11:51 PM (EZebt)
____
Nah. All womYns be crazy.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:51 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 11:52 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
________
Heck, you can't even say "All women are female" any more.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 19, 2019 11:47 PM (UzqpS)
I could go on all day about the crazy shit I saw in Kenai/Soldotna. Our motto was party till it gets dark.
In the winter the motto was party because it's winter. Funny thing about the two winters I spent in Alaska was that they were unusually warm and wet. It would snow, but then it would warm into rain, and we would have to walk and drive in snow covered in thick ice. the Hawaiian express, they called it. Not a fan.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (SUV+r)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 10:35 PM (fiC74)
Well, you could meet me, and I will buy you a drink. Or dinner. I don't live in Calgary, but I am less than an hour and a half away, so it's no hardship for me to go there. Generally visit there once a week, or so.
Calgary has lots of attractions. Stampede is coming up, if you like rodeo. Royal Tyrrell Museum in Drumheller is about an hour away, if you want to see dinosaurs. Banff/Lake Louise is about an hour away, too.
MisHum should have my e-mail, since I sent him a doggeh pic a few days ago. And I specifically OK him releasing it to you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (icI8A)
Not ashamed? Sorry, MisHum, but I'm going to disagree with you on this one, because I have a High INT Low WIS score child. From age 2-4, Pookette would. Not. Hold. Hands. Ever. And before you say, "Let her face the consequences," the consequences in this case would be getting run over by a pickup truck (almost happened twice) or getting kidnapped (she's a nightmare to try to find in a library). We were basically saving her from being a Darwin Award recipient for two years by using that leash. She kind of gets the danger now, but not enough that I let her cross the street by herself.
Actual conversation from yesterday:
"Please don't run into traffic like that!" (I grab her squirmy little hand)
"Otherwise what?"
"Well, you might get run over."
"And then what?"
"Well, you'll pretty much be flattened on the road, like a pancake."
(Wheels turn in her head) "Will you put syrup on me and eat me?"
*facepalm*
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:49 PM (K22Va)
if all the women he meets are the "lie to your face with a smile" type, then yeah, he's not going where the nice ladies are
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:54 PM (dm05u)
I dunno, Broseidon, maybe you just hang around the wrong crowd of women?
How old are you friend?
Posted by: dartist at June 19, 2019 11:54 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 19, 2019 11:55 PM (0bu2O)
Good News, Pilot sits unharmed in control van.
Bad News, iran will gain drone tech.
Good News, drone made in china and only costs 99 cents at dollar tree.
Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 19, 2019 11:55 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2019 11:51 PM (EZebt)
Franpsycho Johnson is right. Hell, these days, All women aren't even women ...
Posted by: Howard Johnson ... at June 19, 2019 11:55 PM (LPnfS)
(Wheels turn in her head) "Will you put syrup on me and eat me?"
*facepalm*
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (XKZwp)
Hahahahahaha. You're raising a cannibal!
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:55 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:48 PM (icI8A)
dental floss.
Posted by: tom servo at June 19, 2019 11:57 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:57 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 19, 2019 11:58 PM (SUV+r)
"What's the matter you dissentious rogues that rubbing the itch of your opinion, make yourselves scabs?"
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 19, 2019 11:58 PM (UzqpS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 19, 2019 11:55 PM (0bu2O)
Jiggity jig!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Hog Buying at Market Critic ... at June 19, 2019 11:59 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:59 PM (icI8A)
... "and you'll stay plastered" was the classical way to conclude that explanation.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 11:59 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 10:41 PM (FiUMj)
Calgary is very much divided. You have a lot of oilpatch people, who are not liberal, and then you have a mess of government drones and Turd Wurld immigrants, who very much are.
Edmonton (aka Redmonton) is much more uniformly Liberal. Or socialist, as if it made a difference.
And rural Alberta is die-hard conservative.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2019 11:59 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 11:59 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Howard Johnson ... at June 19, 2019 11:55 PM (LPnfS)
Howard Johnson is right!
Posted by: Olson Johnson at June 19, 2019 11:59 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Bill at June 20, 2019 12:00 AM (ztiOg)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 20, 2019 12:00 AM (9SkN+)
And I am NOT talking about my late husband.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2019 11:49 PM (AOQ4d)
Amen, sister!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:00 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 20, 2019 12:00 AM (UzqpS)
Yeah, Men are shit too. My best friend of 25 years stole $5k from me.But
men wanting to be around me or not has zero effect on my self esteem,
Kinda sounds like you're the problem bro.
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:01 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: Adriane the Hog Buying at Market Critic ... at June 20, 2019 12:01 AM (LPnfS)
The important thing is that you are in the line.
Because, line.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater
Because there was nothing on the shelves in stores, so if you saw a line it was probably leading to the trunk of some car where a guy was selling black market toilet paper. People bought a lot of stuff out of the trunk of someone's car rather than from stores. I had a professor in college who came from the Soviet Union.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 20, 2019 12:01 AM (+lVUW)
No, but they are attempting to sex each other to death.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 19, 2019 10:23 PM (LL1Be)
I don't understand those words in that order.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 12:01 AM (YTwfq)
(Wheels turn in her head) "Will you put syrup on me and eat me?"
*facepalm*
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (XKZwp)
Mom's story is that she took my sister out for lots of walks where they investigated road-kill, and worked through that Mrs racoon probably hurt lots, and so did Mr Squirrel.
Some of the joys of country living I suppose.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:01 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:02 AM (hSQmw)
I spent a lot of life convinced that if I could only get *that* girl it would prove I'm alright. I didn't get any of them at first, then some, then pretty much all of the ones I really tried for, and I still wasn't alright.
Don't worry too much about the girls.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 12:02 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:02 AM (icI8A)
Be so funny if the Cat Filter got turned on during the Dem debates while Trump live-Tweets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 12:03 AM (eR65l)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:02 AM (hSQmw)
Historically, the Italicans are chronic underscorers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:03 AM (9SkN+)
something something boundaries
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:03 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 12:04 AM (eR65l)
Are you staying strictly in Calgary or do you have time to really drive around? The ONT nature photo is Maligne Lake in Jasper National Park...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 20, 2019 12:04 AM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 20, 2019 12:04 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:01 AM (K22Va)"You're right, I was a sucker that actually cared about people. Won't be making that mistake again.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:05 AM (icI8A)
hatred and mistrust of females that is slowly winding through my mind
like a venom.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:48 PM (gvdYI)
Oh FFS. Why this willingness to despise all females?
Thank God there aren't many 'ettes here, so we don't need to hear what bastards all men are.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:05 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 10:47 PM (S6Pax)
Radar detectors are sold openly in auto supply stores here. I have never heard of anyone getting busted for one. Rule of thumb: 10 km/hr over the posted speed limit will usually not get into trouble on the highways; maybe a little less in the cities. Observe school/playground zones scrupulously, and you are golden.
There is photo radar on some urban streets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:05 AM (WG6O9)
Met a Russian physicist once. His first American academic job was at Cornell during Soviet times.
Cornell asked when he could show up, and he replied: "In October, after I get my potatoes in."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:05 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Bill at June 20, 2019 12:00 AM (ztiOg)
That's exactly what will happen. The state depends inordinately on rich people for revenue. People with the most variable income and most likely to lose money in a recession. We were almost done for the last time around, and if anything our financial situation is worse now.
Trump may have dealt the state a crippling blow with the SALT changes, too - we may go broke even before the recession hits.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:06 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (gvdYI)
I'm still here!!
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 12:06 AM (YTwfq)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 19, 2019 10:32 PM (gvdYI)
And for what it's worth., I don't appreciate you referring to my friend nurse ratched as "a drip of pussy." That's obnoxiously dickish.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:07 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:07 AM (icI8A)
So when the recession does hit, California will once again be an economic leader!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 20, 2019 12:08 AM (0bu2O)
Thank God there aren't many 'ettes here, so we don't need to hear what bastards all men are.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:05 AM (NMAzL)
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THIS^
Shit's old.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 12:08 AM (RU4sa)
Thank God there aren't many 'ettes here, so we don't need to hear what bastards all men are.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:05 AM (NMAzL)
I have lemon squares.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:08 AM (9SkN+)
Dartist, most of my actual friends are in the 28 to 33 range. A few older, and maybe one or two in their early to mid 20s.
You got some time brother. Mistakes are part of the deal, if you're lucky. Being alone ain't so bad either.
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:08 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2019 10:54 PM (EZebt)
One and two dollar bills have gone the way of the dodo. Coins, now. Loonies and toonies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:08 AM (WG6O9)
Rule number one: Never report bad news to your superiors. See Chernobyl.
Rule number two: Never be the first one to sit down after a standing ovation. See Stalin.
Rule number three: If you see a line, get in the line.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 20, 2019 12:09 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 12:09 AM (eR65l)
So when the recession does hit, California will once again be an economic leader!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 20, 2019 12:08 AM (0bu2O)
Oh yes. We'll lead everyone else over the falls.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:10 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:10 AM (hSQmw)
There was (is?) a strip bar on Cape Cod where the ATM gives you $2 bills. You spend a $2 bill anywhere near there and everyone knows where you've been.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 12:10 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 12:10 AM (RU4sa)
Screwed up my whole self image for only $1,500 in tests n fees. Dammit.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 12:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, and a one-a and a two-a at June 20, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:07 AM (NMAzL) "
I guess this is where the old me is supposed to cloyingly apologize because I'm a coward when confronted.
I'm TERRIBLY sorry to have said some badwrongwords at you two happy couples, I should just be quiet and miserable.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:10 AM (icI8A)
I mentioned this briefly the other day, but my sons have been having the same problems. Bot are good men, both have good jobs. Neither does drugs, nor inks much (not even close to what I do). Younger son is not religious, but has a very solid moral code. Elder son is a deacon in his small Christian church.
And yet, neither can find the right woman. Neither could be called "playas," but both are very functional in society. To put it bluntly, any woman would lucky to be with them. And yet (probably a good thing) my sons have rejected a lot of young women who are, to put it bluntly, damaged.
This really is not a pep talk, Broseidon. It's more of a "You're not alone" thing.
Probably not very helpful. Sorry, man.
I'll shut up now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 20, 2019 12:11 AM (SUV+r)
very intent on using all five gallons of pity-gas to set himself ablaze
and burn bridges with others in the Horde.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 12:09 AM (eR65l)
Only five gallons?! Piker.....
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 20, 2019 12:11 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2019 12:11 AM (U7Mh9)
screaming viragos on Twttier and Facebook.It's just nothing but
self-absorbed peetty whining, consistent victimhood claiming, and one
step thinking - they never get beyond 'my rice bowl is cracked, fix it
for me or have the govt fix it instead).
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 19, 2019 11:53 PM (icI8A)
Don't you have some other place to hang out than the twatter/fakebook?
How old are you, anyway?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:11 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:11 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2019 10:54 PM (EZebt)
One and two dollar bills have gone the way of the dodo. Coins, now. Loonies and toonies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:08 AM (WG6O9)
We should do that in the US. When I went to Europe I was shocked and delighted to discover they made coin denominations that weren't almost entirely worthless.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:11 AM (h2Bdk)
And yay and varily, Burgess Owens did appear before them, and did read unto them from the Book of Righteousness.
And Burgess Owens did call down the thunder upon their heads, and did knock them about with Truth and Fact and Reason, so that they were sorely confused, and greatly saddened at having invited him.
For Burgess Owens is no longer on the Democrat Plantation. You got him confused with some other motherfucker.
https://tinyurl.com/yy4jwwuj
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 20, 2019 12:12 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 20, 2019 12:12 AM (tIcWb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 12:09 AM (eR65l) "
Would you like me to burn the bridge with you, Anna? Because I know a pretty easy way to napalm it.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:12 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:07 AM
Right... You're going to have to change that...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2019 12:13 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:10 AM (icI8A)
Dehumanizing your fellow morons is not recommended, nor does it improve your own situation.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:13 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 20, 2019 12:14 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 20, 2019 12:14 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 20, 2019 12:14 AM (SUV+r)
Trump may have dealt the state a crippling blow with the SALT changes, too - we may go broke even before the recession hits.
Posted by: Ace's liver
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What exactly happens when a state goes broke?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 20, 2019 12:14 AM (IP7VM)
You're not a sucker. It just may be the times. You stand tall and wait.
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:14 AM (K22Va)
It gets better - California is considering a forty percent inheritance tax on all estate amounts over $3.5 million up to the Federal estate tax threshold of $11.4 million, including gifts during ones lifetime, and generation-skipping trusts. Houses in decent shape in Silicon Valley now sell for $2-$4 million.
if this passes, if you are worth $10 million, you will be handing over $2.6 million to California when you die.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:15 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 20, 2019 12:15 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 20, 2019 12:14 AM (IP7VM)
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It gets repossessed by Portugal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:15 AM (9SkN+)
Don't do it. Don't think it. Bad for you, bad for bridge, bad for Horde.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 12:17 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 20, 2019 12:14 AM (IP7VM)
That's a really good question. Nobody really knows the answer. A country could just print more money. They might end up with hyperinflation, but they'd never go broke.
A lot of people think Congress would be forced (forced!) to shovel a bunch of sweet, sweet federal lucre California's way, but I'd be surprised if that's the way it works out.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:17 AM (h2Bdk)
I would love to see California crawl on its knees to Trump for a bailout.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 20, 2019 12:17 AM (IP7VM)
How old are you, anyway?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:11 AM (NMAzL) "
I'm 31, and I have plenty of other things I do. I play competitive pinball, I play weekly pub trivia, I have an anime group from college that meets once a week, and a DND group from college that also meets once a week.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:17 AM (icI8A)
Technically, states can't go bankrupt, but some Southern states did default on railroad bonds during the 1850's.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:17 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:15 AM (I2/tG)
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It's been a struggle to justify staying in CA, but if something like this becomes law, I'm gone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:18 AM (9SkN+)
We need each other.
We are, after all, the vaunted Moron Horde.
Put down the matches, and slowly step away.
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 20, 2019 12:18 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:15 AM (I2/tG)
Or... you move to Nevada before you shuffle off this mortal coil.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:18 AM (h2Bdk)
That's what I did. The young ladies at my office were all "I WANT THAT!" but I doubt they'd be able to appreciate it the way I did, or cherish my husband the way I did. The time it took to find him was what made it so great. He felt the same way.
Now some people would look at it from the other perspective "woe is me, now I'm too old to have kids" or any one of dozens of negative thoughts.
Some people invite misery into their lives and cling to it. They simply cannot do gratitude.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:18 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 11:31 PM (0Ntuf)
The one on the left could be a tranny. Scary stuff!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:19 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 12:20 AM (2qh0B)
I had a tough childhood, blah blah blah, so for quite a while I kept looking for someone to fill the gaping sucking psychological wounds in me - I was probably an emotional vampire and didn't realize it. I would end up sabotaging any relationship with my issues.
Growing up is tough - takes a lifetime
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:20 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 12:20 AM (2qh0B)
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Well Switzerland, sure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:20 AM (9SkN+)
play competitive pinball, I play weekly pub trivia, I have an anime
group from college that meets once a week, and a DND group from college
that also meets once a week.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:17 AM (icI8A)
Do any of these groups contain young, decent conservative women?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:21 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 20, 2019 12:21 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 12:20 AM (2qh0B)
as were Deutschmarks, when I was in Germany.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 20, 2019 12:21 AM (SUV+r)
There is federal law for the bankruptcy of cities/municipalities, but nothing for states. It's an unknown.
There is a reason for it, and that's the dual sovereignty notion, that states are still semi-sovereign entities.
After '08 there was a lot of talk about what to do if a state defaulted and should there be some federal law about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2019 12:21 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:21 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:22 AM (9SkN+)
This may be why the state is hesitating. This doesn't really affect the super-rich (since the proposal would limit the maximum California estate tax to about $3.2 million), but for successful people worth $10 million or so, this will be absolutely crushing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:23 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 12:20 AM (2qh0B)
as were Deutschmarks, when I was in Germany.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 20, 2019 12:21 AM (SUV+r)
I think that's the plan for the next series of US notes. The idea being it's too easy to swindle blind people when they can't be distinguished by touch.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:23 AM (h2Bdk)
pinball, I play weekly pub trivia, I have an anime group from college
that meets once a week, and a DND group from college that also meets
once a week.
You have no problems besides earning your own money. Why is your life so tough?
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:23 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:23 AM (icI8A)
Recall their senators and all reps.
Or fight another bloody war.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 20, 2019 12:23 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 12:23 AM (2qh0B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2019 12:24 AM (ZMWtN)
They were. I'm finishing reading a paperback that I've had hanging around forever. I can tell it's been a while because there's a sticker on the back saying it cost DM 22.00.
I or my then wife must have really wanted something to read because that would have been about $15 for a paperback.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 12:24 AM (fuK7c)
Recall their senators and all reps.
Or fight another bloody war.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 20, 2019 12:23 AM (w7KSn)
I would laugh, and I live in CA. Can you imagine what the HoR would look like without California's delegation?
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:25 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2019 12:24 AM (ZMWtN)
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And then there's Pamela Anderson.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:25 AM (9SkN+)
You also need to move the estate's assets out of California, if you don't want California to tax them.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:25 AM (I2/tG)
I think that is a private entity.
Make an offer.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 20, 2019 12:25 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:23 AM (K22Va) "
I'm an accountant. I make my own money.
I didn't say my life was tough. I said I'm just giving up on girls.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:26 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:26 AM (9SkN+)
All's I can say is, it would have been mad to see all this coming out on Jeopardy. "Alex, I'm a case of spontaneous combustion waiting to happen. No no, never mind about what's on your stupid little cards there, I'm a volcano of frustration waiting to erupt. I've stopped the Cyber boards studying other incels and psycho Killers waiting to happen, and none of them have it as bad as I do. Put down your stupid cue cards, Alex. I'll take self-destruction for a thousand."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 20, 2019 12:27 AM (IP7VM)
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 12:27 AM (sdi6R)
Keep that the same, just re-apportion the representation to the remaining states. Let it serve as a warning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 20, 2019 12:27 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:21 AM (NMAzL)
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*shoves lemon square into USB port*
Posted by: Cicero
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You're not fooling anyone Cicero. You're buying your way off of the 'Men are Assholes' list.
*dammit...all I have are some Hostess Honey Buns*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2019 12:28 AM (ZMWtN)
pinball, I play weekly pub trivia, I have an anime group from college
that meets once a week, and a DND group from college that also meets
once a week
==
This might sound corny, but consider joining a group that helps others in a way that you consider worthwhile.
Off the top of my head - maybe a Big Brother program?
I think maybe doing things that feel meaningful, of which helping another person in a real way is one of the most meaningful, will bring you an unexpected measure of happiness.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:28 AM (dm05u)
And then you realize that you can't un-ring the bell.
So, maybe don't ring it.
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 20, 2019 12:28 AM (VDbGO)
You also need to move the estate's assets out of California, if you don't want California to tax them.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:25 AM (I2/tG)
Heh. I don't have kids and plan to leave only debt, but I could see how people with money wouldn't want to be taxed at that level.
Particularly since the money seems to go to Sacramento and just... disappears somehow. The roads don't get fixed, social programs are underfunded, schools still depend on local property taxes... I'm not sure where it all goes.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:28 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:28 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:29 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:29 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:02 AM (icI8A)
Try church? Or shul? Perhaps clubs that cater to hobbies that both you and some lady might enjoy. Twatter is people at their snarkiest, not their best.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:29 AM (WG6O9)
disappears somehow. The roads don't get fixed, social programs are
underfunded, schools still depend on local property taxes... I'm not
sure where it all goes.
Check the state's budget for ad buys in Central America.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 20, 2019 12:29 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: rickl
"Two"
My favorite TW episode. Charles character hit the jackpot if the lovely Liz Montgomery is the last woman on earth. She was a beauty!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 12:30 AM (WNAuL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:21 AM (NMAzL) "
Sure, there's a great one married to one of my best friends. Outside of that, I don't think so, I don't think any of the pinball playing girls are single.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:31 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 12:30 AM (WNAuL)
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Meh. She wasn't so hot.
Posted by: Darrin #2 at June 20, 2019 12:31 AM (9SkN+)
Make an offer.
Posted by: navybrat
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Trump should buy it. Make a nice display item at Key Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2019 12:31 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:07 AM (icI8A)
Shitcan the Camry; get an F150.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:32 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 12:30 AM (WNAuL)
That was Bronson, wasn't it? I'd forgotten that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:32 AM (h2Bdk)
Trillion dollar unfunded California state and local government pension liability.
I know several friends and family with assets in the $5 - $10 million dollar range in California (thanks, in part, to California house prices). I think that they are all gone if this passes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:32 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:32 AM (K22Va)
My favorite TW episode. Charles character hit the jackpot if the lovely Liz Montgomery is the last woman on earth. She was a beauty!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 12:30 AM (WNAuL)
Oh yeah. She looked awesome. Dark hair, skirt, rifle, and stompy boots. Yum!
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 12:33 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:33 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:31 AM (icI8A)
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Learn to dance. Seriously.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:33 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 12:34 AM (2qh0B)
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:32 AM (K22Va) "
Or maybe I'll find someone who gives out kill contracts.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:34 AM (icI8A)
More details! 911, 944, 928? Condition?
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 12:34 AM (2qh0B)
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My money's on a 914.
Beeep beeep
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:35 AM (9SkN+)
Don't do it. Don't think it. Bad for you, bad for bridge, bad for Horde.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 12:17 AM (fuK7c)
Burning bridges really makes your gums smart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:35 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2019 12:35 AM (7WaWV)
After '08 there was a lot of talk about what to do if a state defaulted
Just push the reset button.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2019 12:36 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2019 12:35 AM (7WaWV)
That implies the right thing to do is figure out what the best selling aftershave was 25 years ago and start using it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:37 AM (h2Bdk)
My adult sons (nearly the same age as Bro) have had very similar problems regarding women.
Both of my sons are hardworking. Both are ridiculously intelligent and, frankly, funny as hell. Both are fully functional in society. Neither drinks much, nor do drugs. They do not have tattoos. they are well-groomed. They both own their own cars. They are paying back their student loans.
In short, both of my sons are good husband material.
And yet, again and again, they are disappointed by the young women they become acquainted with. Frankly I find it bizarre.
So cut Broseidon a break.
It's fucking tough out there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 20, 2019 12:37 AM (SUV+r)
Or some other girl?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:37 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:37 AM (h2Bdk)
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Hai Karate, The Director's Cut
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:38 AM (9SkN+)
Not sure what you mean there but be careful what you say here.
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:38 AM (K22Va)
The Big Brother program?? Like they'd ever let me take a kid,
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:38 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 20, 2019 12:27 AM (IP7VM)
This is why I love Teh Horde.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:38 AM (NMAzL)
which helping another person in a real way is one of the most
meaningful, will bring you an unexpected measure of happiness.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:28 AM
Absolutely the best way to distract from one's own sorrows.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:40 AM (NMAzL)
It's fucking tough out there.
I don't believe modern feminism has done women any favors. IMO of course.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 12:40 AM (WNAuL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2019 12:28 AM (ZMWtN)
They're vile and will purchase no happiness.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:41 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:37 AM (dm05u) "
How about some baby steps, let's go with a single girl, who is at least somewhat physically attractive to me, who will actually be in a committed relationship and give things a chance to progress.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:41 AM (icI8A)
Kinda sounds like you're the problem bro.
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:01 AM (K22Va)
Oh gotta differ on at least that data point, I can tell you about a relative (by marriage) who's been a good friend for at least 30 years, who not too long ago stole $97,000 from my wife and I and the rest of the family, and we're still letting him go along on the promise he can get it back, which frankly I never believed. (it was in a joint account that he drained to cover his own debts without telling anyone he did it)(and no matter what we do, the money's gone)
so that shit happens. I think of Eleanor of Aquitaine in "Lion in Winter" when she tells Henry, "Lost your life's work? I can take defeats like yours and laugh, I've done it." To thine own self be true, and everything else is easy come, easy go. I've made large sums of money at times through no special skill of my own - I've lost large sums of money at times through no fault of my own. I've had friends and family who I cared deeply about fade out of my life - I've watched friends and family who I loved placed under the dirt. I've been threatened, for real - I have threatened, for real. I've been spindled, folded, and mutilated, and put back together to try it all over again.
To thine own self be true, and as to the rest, you're not in charge of what happens, you're just along for the ride. Try to laugh about it as much as you can, cuz in the end that's the only thing that can really help you get through it all.
Posted by: tom servo at June 20, 2019 12:41 AM (V2Yro)
Well, there's also heavy drinking. Don't neglect that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 12:41 AM (fuK7c)
And, yay and varily, Democrats didst decry his words, and booed him loudly, and were seen rending their shirts and gnashing their teeth over Mr. Hughes' testimony.
(Cue the "Allelujah Chorus")
https://tinyurl.com/y52zufdm
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 20, 2019 12:41 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Boone at June 20, 2019 12:42 AM (9SkN+)
seems like there could be good money in this matchmaking business
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:42 AM (dm05u)
If you see them in the cans call the police. They will send them to jail or to Portland.
LOL. Either punishment works, I guess.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 12:42 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 20, 2019 12:43 AM (SUV+r)
Or some other girl?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:37 AM
Why not both?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2019 12:43 AM (7WaWV)
Something genetic... Pheromones, or some such... I can't recall
exactly... Anyways... Maybe you could do well to change the way you
bathe and launder your clothes, bro...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2019 12:35 AM (7WaWV)
I had a GF who asked me to not wear Old Spice since her dad wore it.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:43 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:43 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:38 AM (9SkN+)
English Leather? Aramis?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:44 AM (NMAzL)
That part of me still exists but it's hanging on by a thread like Hans Gruber over the edge of the Nakatomi Plaza.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:44 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
and make sure the near by clinic has plenty of penicillin.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 12:44 AM (WNAuL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:45 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: The Vanderbilt Whistler at June 20, 2019 12:46 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:45 AM (9SkN+)
Old Spice
Posted by: zombie Baron Harkonnen at June 20, 2019 12:46 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:46 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 20, 2019 12:47 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
And Windex!!
Posted by: old guy at the end of The Lost Boys at June 20, 2019 12:47 AM (WNAuL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:47 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2019 12:47 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 12:47 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 12:48 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 20, 2019 12:48 AM (SRRAx)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxgx6694
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 20, 2019 12:49 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: The Vanderbilt Whistler at June 20, 2019 12:49 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 12:50 AM (9SkN+)
I was watching the Scorcese thing about Dylan's Rolling Thunder Review tour. It's pretty good if you're a fan, it's not going to convert anyone who's not.
But the story is the drummer. I don't know shit about music, I just know what I like. I know that like half the Horde has been on tour with Genesis. Anyway, I noticed that the drummer was really freaking good and I looked him up.
He's Howie Wyeth. One of those Wyeths, NC's grandson. I'm a complete Andrew Wyeth fanboi and the whole hey who's that drummer thing turned up his nephew.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 12:51 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?
I can only imagine what it's like to be young, male and single these days . Frustration is understandable The more 29 I get the less inclined I am to give anyone advice but I will say giving up is pretty extreme. Take a breather, rethink the plan. AP was right stay away from the twit crap.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 20, 2019 12:52 AM (UzqpS)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 12:52 AM (icI8A)
Find yourself a case or two of vintage Mandom, my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqA84R0lYU
Posted by: zombie Charles Bronson at June 20, 2019 12:53 AM (2qh0B)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:11 AM
We should do coins in casino values: $1, $5, $25, $100, $500.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 20, 2019 12:54 AM (zCabI)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxgx6694
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
Getting dusty in here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:54 AM (WG6O9)
I don't believe modern feminism has done women any favors. IMO of course.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 12:40 AM (WNAuL)
I think it's both easier and tougher for young guys today, depending on who you are. For the 20% most attractive, these are the good old days. They can use Tinder to sleep with women as often as they care to.
What economists call "friction" costs are really low. Your dating pool used to be relatively small - people you met at school, church, at work. But now they're just an app away. You don't have to spend any time actually meeting people. You don't have to spend any time trying to get to know a girl. If she doesn't put out, just "next" her. There's always another.
For the rest of the guys it's tough. In the old days we did assortive mating - female fives would date and marry male fives. But we don't do that any more. Because the matching costs are so low, the top guys get the lion's share of female attention and the rest get little or none.
It doesn't really work out for women, either. When all the women are competing for one guy in five their bargaining power is zilch.
I'm glad my dating years ended in the last century.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:55 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:55 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: NCKate at June 20, 2019 12:56 AM (cWedi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:54 AM (WG6O9)
I sobbed with joy when I read it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:58 AM (NMAzL)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/CubanRealit
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:55 AM (hSQmw)
Too sad to be funny, but true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:59 AM (WG6O9)
all the women are competing for one guy in five their bargaining power
is zilch.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 12:55 AM (h2Bdk)
Fortunately, I find my treasure in the remaining 80%. Why be shallow if you don't have to be?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 01:00 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 01:00 AM (icI8A)
Two things: women gets all sorts of social reinforcement now for thinking very highly of themselves. The fives think that they are all eights.
In any case, a limited dating pool would cause reality to intrude pretty quickly. Now, they can maintain the illusion that one of the host of alpha males online will eventually pay attention to them.
So they get to be lonely, depressed, and blaming men for the state that they are in.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 01:01 AM (I2/tG)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/CubanRealit
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2019 12:55 AM (hSQmw)
Too sad to be funny, but true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:59 AM (WG6O9)
I remember reading articles decades ago about attractive Cuban doctors walking the streets. The state only pays $0.50/day for doctoring, so she can make many multiples of that selling herself to tourists.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:02 AM (h2Bdk)
Cologne comes from eau de Cologne, which is to say water from Cologne, but it's really Echt Kölnisch Wasser. It's called 4711 because it's from 4711 Some Street in Köln.
Köln is funny because it's the Krautish name for the town and usually the Krautish or the Anglish or the Saxish is the old form, but Köln (once Cöllen) got its name from being a Roman colony, Colonia Claudia Ara Agrippinensium.
*throws down geek glove*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 01:03 AM (fuK7c)
There are bound to be SOME Republican places around you!
You seem like a really decent guy, and some young lady will be lucky to find you.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 20, 2019 01:05 AM (SRRAx)
They think that because of biology. Male eights will sleep with female fives if it's not too much trouble. But they'll be looking for a woman who matches their own status in the dating hierarchy when it's time to settle down.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:05 AM (h2Bdk)
Yes Morticia, it's good I was able to fake it for 48 minutes.
The Big Brother program?? Like they'd ever let me take a kid,
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?
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I'm just having a laugh at the difference between Jeopardy Bro and Horde Bro. Would have been a blast if they'd crossed on t.v.
Anyways, forget Big Brothers then. There are so many charities that need your helping hand. They also need a smart guy who can not only get on Jeopardy but stay on Jeopardy for three nights.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2019 01:05 AM (2jBJh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 01:03 AM (fuK7c)
Hah hah. Nobody's going to pick the glove up after that post.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:07 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 01:07 AM (icI8A)
"...Let go & let God."
Quit trying under your own auspices and powers.
Dont "block them out", but quit TRYING.
Thats how you'll gain the clarity of heart and wisdom of mind.
Right now though, your strugglevis your own worst enemy.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 01:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 01:00 AM (NMAzL)
Well, I agree. But were you mature enough to do that at 25?
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:10 AM (h2Bdk)
And every hot Latina in Denver was here in her tightest dress.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2019 01:10 AM (KPWJ6)
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 01:10 AM (2qh0B)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxgx6694
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
Wow.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 01:10 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 01:11 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2019 01:10 AM (KPWJ6)
That would be her oldest dress, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 01:12 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 20, 2019 01:13 AM (UzqpS)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?
Well go east to Youngstown. Fine young women there. On parole too!
See! This is why I don't give advise. Don't go to Youngstown.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 01:14 AM (WNAuL)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxgx6694
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
Wow.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 01:10 AM (sdi6R)
That's a good one.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:14 AM (h2Bdk)
They think that because of biology. Male eights will sleep with female fives if it's not too much trouble. But they'll be looking for a woman who matches their own status in the dating hierarchy when it's time to settle down.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:05 AM (h2Bdk)
That sounds too much like math. I thought we just did 0s and 1s here.
(I'll shut up now.)
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 01:17 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:10 AM (h2Bdk)
I married a Swede to get him a greencard, then stayed married for 16 years. I just don't know when to quit
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 01:18 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...glad I'm 29 at June 20, 2019 01:21 AM (UzqpS)
Alternatively, start dating your friends' daughters.
> Brut, Sterling, Aqua Velva. The choices are almost endless.
If you want to go really old-school, Burma-Shave or Bay Rum.
Burma-Shave seems to be defunct, but Amazon still sells Bay Rum in one gallon plastic jugs (always the hallmark of a fine cologne).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 20, 2019 01:23 AM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2019 01:27 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 01:27 AM (sdi6R)
Now I have (well, had) an electric submersible pump in that cistern, with a float switch; to kick it on if the level in the cistern gets too high, namely about 2 feet below the rim of the access trunk. Too full, and it makes water seep through cracks in the foundation wall, and I get water in the basement. Not a flood, just damp floors.
So, last night, I saw water seeping in. Today, i went and checked on the pump. It would not run. Tested the outlet. It was live. I went and got my little made-in-China 2" gasoline pump. Filled it with fuel, hooked up the suction and discharge lines, and it started first pull on the cord. Woo-Hoo! But it would not prime. Several efforts at priming failed, but I finally noticed that it was sucking in air from some place. Narrowed it down to the hammer union connecting the suction hose to the pump. Took that off, lubed the threads and coated the "O" ring with pipe dope, and put it back together. Bingo! It primed right up, and ran for about half hour, and sucked the cistern down to about 3 feet of water depth, where the suction hose began sucking wind. Good enough.
I shut the fuel valve on the pump, and ran it until its little carbatooter was dry, and brought it back into the shop, and siphoned out the unused fuel. Put a few drops of fuel stabilizer in the tank, for good measure. So it will be ready when I next need it.
I pulled the electric pump out of the cistern, and tore it down. Motor was burned out; some of the wire windings melted. I spent several hours salvaging the copper wire out of the field coils. It was there was to do.
I think I might try rigging an old washing machine pump, driven by a surface-mounted motor through a long, long shaft. Those submersible pumps seem to have a short life span...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 01:27 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2019 01:28 AM (7WaWV)
"Krautish"
would be a less tedious affectation if the guy didn't use
use it every single fucking time he meant "German".
Every. Fucking. Time.
Enough already.
Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2019 01:28 AM (2qh0B)
Adapt a fuel pump made for 55 gal drum.
Longer dip leg, but they're made to drive that pressure differential.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 01:33 AM (QzJWU)
And now I suppose I should try for some rest - hopefully in the morning I don't wake to find my self persona non grata.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 01:33 AM (icI8A)
I remember when I was a kid that most burgs of respectable size had a shop that would rewind motors.
I'm not sure when that stopped being a thing. Probably around the time that "TV repairman" stopped being a viable career.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 20, 2019 01:36 AM (Vy4a0)
>> No, but they are attempting to sex each other to death.
LOL. I don't normally drink alone, but I will toast those two tonight.
Posted by: 40 miles north at June 20, 2019 01:39 AM (o2vOl)
I remember when I was a kid that most burgs of respectable size had a shop that would rewind motors.
I'm not sure when that stopped being a thing. Probably around the time that "TV repairman" stopped being a viable career.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 20, 2019 01:36 AM (Vy4a0)
I think you can still make money repairing televisions, but you have to specialize in the giant $20k models really wealthy people buy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:41 AM (h2Bdk)
Longer dip leg, but they're made to drive that pressure differential.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 01:33 AM (QzJWU)
I have a crank pump for dispensing solvent from a barrel. But its old, and does not prime well. A centrifugal pump from a washer, down in the hole, driven by a long shaft from a high-and-dry motor sounds like an answer for me. And can be controlled by the existing float switch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 01:41 AM (WG6O9)
I'm not sure when that stopped being a thing. Probably around the time that "TV repairman" stopped being a viable career.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 20, 2019 01:36 AM (Vy4a0)
One of the Hutterite colonies not far from here has, or had, a guy who did that. But these little made-in-china submersible pumps are disposable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 01:43 AM (WG6O9)
Another option might be a pedestal-style sump pump. If you rigged it so that the motor was well above the maximum water level, it should do the trick.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 20, 2019 01:43 AM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:46 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 01:07 AM (icI8A)
You might be surprised.... and you certainly won't find out if you don't take a chance.
And keep on being decent - the right girl is looking for a decent guy.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 20, 2019 01:46 AM (SRRAx)
Interesting. So they're not really like the Amish, then? I had somehow arrived at that impression. None around here that I know of, but we do have Russian Old Believers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 20, 2019 01:47 AM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 01:48 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 01:07 AM (icI8A)
You might be surprised.... and you certainly won't find out if you don't take a chance.
And keep on being decent - the right girl is looking for a decent guy.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 20, 2019 01:46 AM (SRRAx)
Isn't Tarrant County the most Republican county in Texas?
Didn't help me any.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 01:48 AM (YTwfq)
Take the pump cylinder from a manual sink or well pump, and build around it a pump jack scale model.
It will look like your own personal oil field pump jack but in 1 10th scale.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2019 01:52 AM (2jBJh)
That would be an awesome thing to see.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 20, 2019 01:53 AM (Vy4a0)
GPS-controlled combines? You betcha.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 01:56 AM (WG6O9)
> Wow.
Well-done, Kenny!
And with that I'm off to bed with something positive.
Good night, everybody.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 20, 2019 01:57 AM (Vy4a0)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 01:58 AM (icI8A)
It will look like your own personal oil field pump jack but in 1 10th scale.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
Heh. I could certainly do that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 01:58 AM (WG6O9)
GPS-controlled combines? You betcha.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 01:56 AM (WG6O9)
It kind of makes sense. More sense than Amish, anyway. I get you could be so religious you wouldn't want to have electronic doodads distracting you from your worship, but I could never understand how that leads to using horses to pull a plow.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2019 01:59 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
https://www.facebook.com/pages/ Fairview-Hutterite-Colony/133458437208726
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 02:04 AM (WG6O9)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
Hey! I could go with a down-hole progressing-cavity pump, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 02:06 AM (WG6O9)
I cannot work as hard as I used to and that throws me for a loop, still.
...but I am grateful to God for all that I have, all those who surround me and I continue to Count my Blessings every day.
I was not in the situation I find myself in when I started the prayer list, but even then, I knew that it was a good thing to comfort others.
O Divine Master, grant that I might not seek to be consoled as to console. -St. Francis
That is pure Logos. Ethos and pathos are fine, but the former is Human and the latter is pathetic. ...literally.
As I say so often... "One-Foot-In-Front-Of-The-Other" and allow the day to pass, as God willed it. I thought I knew that, but it becomes ever-evident with each passing day and with the wisdom garnered from experience.
Never miss an opportunity to Love.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 02:09 AM (Ckg4U)
AOP
Thats what the gyno uses to examine Liberal chix.
Gross! Pass!
Bonus points for pump jack in tradtional Major Ohl Bidness livery!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:10 AM (QzJWU)
And the nice thing about the centrifugal: if the outlet hose is blocked, it just keeps on churning away, no problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 02:12 AM (WG6O9)
Heart exams showed ok.
They still have to find out why ekg looks like metallica sheet music.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 02:16 AM (WG6O9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLEuCn8RT14
It's around 24 different satellites for DoD, NASA, various universities, and a solar sail experiment for the Planetary Society. It's also a demonstration for the Air Force that they have capability to put different satellites into different orbits on one flight. While it isn't the heaviest payload they have launched, SpaceX has said that it will be their most complex and ambitious mission to date.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 02:18 AM (sdi6R)
It sounds to me like you've trapped yourself in a small circle. Try different activities like cycling or dancing or rock climbing or kickboxing or whatever. You're still young enough to break into a new group of friends, and that's what you need.
As for the bitterness, apply alcohol, friends, and the horde. Let it go unless you want to be alone forever.
Posted by: 40 miles north at June 20, 2019 02:19 AM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 02:20 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: 40 miles north at June 20, 2019 02:22 AM (o2vOl)
I pressure washed half of house. How much you charge to do 2nd half?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:23 AM (QzJWU)
They still have to find out why ekg looks like metallica sheet music."
-Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:15 AM (QzJWU)
That's a weird reading, Jim. If I knew anything about the autonomic nervous system, I might be able to give you tips.
...but I haven't Played Doctor since I was eight.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 02:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 20, 2019 02:26 AM (LMcFk)
I pressure washed half of house. How much you charge to do 2nd half?"
-Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:23 AM (QzJWU)
*HAH!* ...would depend on square-footage and ancillary things like gutters and type of dirt.
A roughest-of-rough estimates would probably be around $350. (Tree-fiddy)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 02:26 AM (Ckg4U)
>> for a bailout.
You would only get it if states with massive debt and unbalanced spending were not allowed to vote in the general election.
Posted by: 40 miles north at June 20, 2019 02:27 AM (o2vOl)
She sent that story to me earlier and it got dusty, even without having children.
*Prayers-Up* for your boy, Average Guy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)
But the Pinball is a good example. Totally new crowd to me - one or two I knew from conventions, everyone else is totally new, but I haven't made any new friends. I have new good acquaintances and everyone in the league seems to like me, but no one is taking us out for drinks
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at June 20, 2019 02:28 AM (icI8A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:35 AM (WG6O9)
{Scribbles notes}
Posted by: Rep. Chiquita Khrushchev at June 20, 2019 02:29 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 20, 2019 02:30 AM (LMcFk)
Good news is you would get best meals. Heh.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:31 AM (QzJWU)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2019 12:35 AM (WG6O9)
Four-out-of-Five Dentists agree that smarter gums make for brighter teeth.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 02:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2019 02:36 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 02:38 AM (Ckg4U)
The goal of this Is NOT to figure out where you stand in the hierarchy, (even though men will, because we just do) but to Recognize it in others if you are looking to avoid problems; especially if you are the one doing the hiring, firing and management of employees.
He has other videos where he goes into detail about each sect, but this one is comprehensive and very informative. It is Alphas, Bravos, Deltas, Gammas Sigmas and Omegas.
54:00 Run Time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-iwxu5t190
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 02:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Is that what got shot down?
Drones cover a huge cost spectrum, yes.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:45 PM (w7KSn)
ABC says it was an MQ-9 Reaper, which is the one that replaced the Predator we saw so much of in A-stan. Bigger, more expensive, a bit less loiter time, but can carry a whole lot more ordinance. Wikipedia says they're about $16m apiece.
They say Iran shot one down in Yemen on June 6th and shot at (and missed) one on June 13th.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 11:51 PM (h2Bdk)
According to recent reports its a NAVY MQ-4C drone. Wikipedia says it costs $120 million!
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2019 02:55 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 02:56 AM (9p9/h)
Thank you, Tom Servo. That's really lovely of you.
Posted by: m at June 20, 2019 02:58 AM (qxAnn)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:00 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2019 03:01 AM (GtG/j)
I find that I have to put quotes around your name, lest people think I'm speaking of myself.
...because it is, at times!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:00 AM (9p9/h)
Thank you!
...your turn!
Stop Being bad at Sleeping! *HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 03:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:08 AM (9p9/h)
And pulled a back muscle yesterday morning at work so every move tonight is slightly painfull.
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 03:26 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2019 03:29 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:29 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 03:26 AM (BbGew)
---
Aleve or Advil, with food, wait 45 minutes or so, then apply heat pad to the area.
heat dilates the blood vessels, so more medication gets where it is needed.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 20, 2019 03:31 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 03:32 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:33 AM (9p9/h)
they're even mumbling about drizzle overnight or in the early morning.
June Gloom on steroids.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2019 03:34 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 03:34 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:37 AM (9p9/h)
-Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 03:32 AM (fuK7c)
Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt.
I think 'My life is insanity' is trying to get the Collectors' Edition Line of T-shirts.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 03:37 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 03:37 AM (Ckg4U)
Does it say, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead"?
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:39 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 03:39 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 03:42 AM (BbGew)
-Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:39 AM (9p9/h)
I can't think of anything wittier, so I'll just say, "Yes."
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 03:43 AM (Ckg4U)
That'll do!
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:44 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Summer of Love at June 20, 2019 03:44 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Slapweasel
I stumped the Master!
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:46 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2019 03:48 AM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 03:49 AM (BbGew)
...and I'm going to make Mom some "Scrambled Omelettes". That's lazy-speak for "I'm not doing these one-at-a-time."
Onions, red bell pepper, cheddar & american cheeses and probably some sweet italian sausage.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 03:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at June 20, 2019 03:52 AM (168MX)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at June 20, 2019 03:52 AM (168MX)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:52 AM (9p9/h)
...let-alone mid-June.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 03:55 AM (Ckg4U)
Onions, red bell pepper, cheddar & american cheeses and probably some sweet italian sausage.
Posted by: Slapweasel,
Those are the best...i call them skillet scrambles
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:55 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at June 20, 2019 03:56 AM (168MX)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 03:56 AM (BbGew)
-Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 03:55 AM (9p9/h)
*Sold*
It is now a "Skillet-Scramble".
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 03:57 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at June 20, 2019 03:59 AM (168MX)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 04:01 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:03 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Skip
Forget the socks, just wear sandals!
Kidding, Skip. I know that pain all to well. And don't cough or sneeze!
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:05 AM (9p9/h)
-Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:03 AM (9p9/h)
You're doin' great, kid! You're goin' places. Just sign heah and heah. I'll send it off to my Team of Jews and we'll get this notarized by tomarrah.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 04:06 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:06 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 04:07 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:10 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 04:10 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:12 AM (9p9/h)
I can't shake hating this one warden because he looks like a guy I know in real life and don't like. There's nothing really wrong with him, I just don't like the way he looks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 04:12 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:12 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 04:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:15 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: Slapweasel,
Silly can be good!
And I know you get it.
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:17 AM (9p9/h)
Son of mine needs more of a break than I've been giving him, lately. He is my God-send, can't let him lose his mind, too!
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:24 AM (9p9/h)
Pot smoking is legal, water vapor is soon not
https://tinyurl.com/y37cxvjy
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 04:25 AM (BbGew)
I can't shake hating this one warden because he looks like a guy I know in real life and don't like. There's nothing really wrong with him, I just don't like the way he looks."
-Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 04:12 AM (fuK7c)
*HAH!* I still watch Bar Rescue, but John Taffer reminds me of a dude I knew with the Worst Breath in the World.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 04:25 AM (Ckg4U)
Son of mine needs more of a break than I've been giving him, lately. He is my God-send, can't let him lose his mind, too!"
-Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:24 AM (9p9/h)
Go get 'em, Tiger.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 04:26 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 04:27 AM (9p9/h)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at June 20, 2019 03:52 AM (168MX)
Radar on my phone showed a storm out around Glen Rose and heading southeast. Lots of lightning from a storm that far away.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 04:36 AM (YTwfq)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 04:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Waiting impatiently for your video of 'Silly Walks'. After the release, you can run for president as a Democrap because you will have proven your bona fides -- and fitness -- for the highest office. Plant a rainbow flag and you're golden.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 04:39 AM (Y8PSl)
-Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 04:39 AM (Y8PSl)
*HAH!* I'm just not that ambitious.
...also I'm not that bright, but I'm not stupid enough to become a Democrat.
Hell... I overcame Libertarianism!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 04:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 20, 2019 05:01 AM (Ckg4U)
They were remarkably alert today.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Did they have their clothes on backwards ?
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2019 05:05 AM (L3Gls)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 05:09 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 05:15 AM (BbGew)
There is no joy in life Leftists can't destroy.
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 05:17 AM (BbGew)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.
Up early to take Her Majesty to the doctor for a knee procedure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 05:19 AM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2019 05:21 AM (L3Gls)
Of course extremely pretty girls can always get work elsewhere and don't need to be grid girls.
https://tinyurl.com/y5n22erx
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 05:23 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2019 05:33 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2019 05:35 AM (cqNba)
https://tinyurl.com/y4fbhaxg
Fascinating stuff
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 05:42 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 05:42 AM (BbGew)
The party of science.....right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2019 05:53 AM (cqNba)
The party of science.....right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Good thought. Maybe all of the SMH should, by law, be required to have proper labeling on their foreheads.
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 05:56 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 20, 2019 05:57 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
I call mine "the bad knee and the not so bad knee"
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 06:00 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 06:34 AM (V+Su2)
Posted by: Skip
Be careful Skip. Don't step in a poodle.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 06:35 AM (sRczR)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 06:41 AM (fInJv)
Posted by: My life is insanity
On top of everything else, you've got poison ivy TOO ?
Posted by: JT at June 20, 2019 06:48 AM (L3Gls)
Posted by: My life is insanity
On top of everything else, you've got poison ivy TOO ?
Posted by: JT
Late at night while your sleeping
Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around....
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)
Quick update on the security light from hell The electric company painted over the globe...just in time for a friend of the owner to arrive and inform them that the light is on the wrong pole.
When the lineman took it down to move it he looked at it and said, "This light's been shot."
Huh.
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2019 06:53 AM (ctmIP)
I try to avoid PI completely, since I'm so sensitive to it now.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 20, 2019 06:54 AM (NMAzL)
Huh.
Posted by: creeper
If questioned, whistling and looking up is a tell
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 06:55 AM (fInJv)
Posted by: wing at June 20, 2019 06:56 AM (JFzNN)
As usual, the Daily Mail has better US news that the entire US media conglomerate. I hope that stuff starts blowing up in Iran today.
Posted by: freaked at June 20, 2019 06:57 AM (UdKB7)
What happened now?
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM)
Both true statements.
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2019 07:00 AM (ctmIP)
Posted by: lizabth at June 20, 2019 07:00 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 20, 2019 07:00 AM (fInJv)
Posted by: lizabth at June 20, 2019 07:01 AM (RFh5Y)
No topical treatment has ever done me any good but I haven't tried Technu yet. Normally, I need to get the Prednisone blister packs to knock it down.
Ugh.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2019 07:01 AM (E8rdu)
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2019 07:01 AM (ctmIP)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Got it. I'm glad I filled up the car yesterday.
Lookit all the money I saved!!
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at June 20, 2019 07:02 AM (0HZWs)
Posted by: lizabth
Ahh. I forgot about that. The prices had been dropping the last few weeks.
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 07:02 AM (vd8XM)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 20, 2019 07:02 AM (cuot+)
BIAB
Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2019 07:04 AM (ctmIP)
Posted by: lizabth at June 20, 2019 07:06 AM (RFh5Y)
I paid $2.649 this morning, just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 20, 2019 07:09 AM (cuot+)
Posted by: lizabth at June 20, 2019 07:10 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: lizabth
It was 2.79 yesterday. This morning, 2.99
July first it'll be worth the 25 mile road trip to go to Wis.
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 07:13 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: My life is insanity
You're welcome. Zanfel is the bomb. Best I've ever used.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 07:15 AM (sRczR)
Posted by: lizabth at June 20, 2019 07:16 AM (RFh5Y)
No topical treatment has ever done me any good but I haven't tried Technu yet. Normally, I need to get the Prednisone blister packs to knock it down.
Ugh.
Posted by: Tonypete
Zanfel. Only product you need.
I once had to go to the doctor's office wrapped in a bedsheet in November with snow on the ground because I had it so bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 07:17 AM (sRczR)
Posted by: lizabth
Have everything packed into plastic bags, then sell them for 4 cents when you get back to Ill.
Winning!
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2019 07:17 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2019 07:19 AM (81OU+)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 20, 2019 07:19 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: lizabth at June 20, 2019 07:27 AM (RFh5Y)
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