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Angela Merkel Shakes Uncontrollably At Event in Berlin

She's powering through, though, so don't worry about it!

Thanks to Meade Lux Lewis.

Today's high temperature in Berlin was 86 degrees Farenheit. Humidity was at 42%.

She needs an open border policy for electrolytes, is what she needs.

If I had to render a remote medical diagnosis via the internet -- and why shouldn't I, Democrats are inviting quacks to DC to do the same thing -- this looks like hypoglecemia to me.

She might be diabetic, and took too much insulin, resulting in too-low blood glucose.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:48 PM




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1 Not sure I want to know

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (BbGew)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

3 Corgis dutifully called

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (BbGew)

4 Just another sign of Trump's destruction of the country.

Posted by: "The Expert" Tom Nichols at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (OD2ni)

5 All
Day
I
Dream
About
Spaetzel

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (PbpT7)

6 Not stirred.

Posted by: Bond, James Bond at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (fuK7c)

7 She was dieseling.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (w7KSn)

8 Brawndo?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (3sOO0)

9 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Posted by: MerKelis at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (RVcmP)

10 "and yet she persisted" lolz

Posted by: J Camlic at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (6LBkT)

11 That dude standing beside her either hates her guts or has terrible peripheral vision. I mean, how do you not notice that going on right beside you?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (3ufaJ)

12 Hey Angela! Have some Brawndo! Brawndo has electrolytes!

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (RmBQf)

13 She was dieseling.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (w7KSn)


LOL. You're right.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (aS1PU)

14 Who is During Ceremony and why is she shaking him?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (xptlg)

15 Get that poor woman to retirement

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (LISuA)

16 Has to be some medical condition but no idea.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (BbGew)

17 She's ready for the Bunker Scene and then is out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (CSYCT)

18 She had to make a poopy. The Reichstag calls...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (VpIIl)

19 You can see the Hitler clone trying to burst through her skin.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (pPQeR)

20 This looks like hypoglecemia to me. She might be diabetic, and took too much insulin, resulting in too-low blood glucose.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (PbpT7)

21 I'm not one to laugh at the misfortune of others.

...

HA HA

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (8D42x)

22 She just saw a private screening of Men in Black: International and it left her with epilepsy.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (t41dG)

23

Been there. Like today.
Had to come in the A/C and drink plenty of water.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (vEIlU)

24 Nasty old socialist dupe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (V+bdf)

25 Crazy. She is trying desperately to hold it together.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (Ez6QX)

26 I'm going to hell for laughing...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (VpIIl)

27 Ya gotta shack rattle and roll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (yWXpx)

28 Diesling?

Frau Merkel is a U-boat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (CSYCT)

29 Angela Merkel Shakes Uncontrollably At Event in Berlin

Why does everyone assume it was uncontrollable?

Just because you don't like how she dances doesn't mean you have to be nasty.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (weya0)

30 As a commie from East Germany, even after all these years she has a negative reaction to the German National Anthem

Posted by: Mark E at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (HF9JR)

31 You know which other German chancellor was shaking towards the end of their rule?


Uh huh.


Can't believe I was first with that one.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (QDnY+)

32 When does comrade Merkel find a bollard and get thrown in the back of van like so many potatoes?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (pw+jk)

33 -
--
She was dieseling.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM

-----------------

Needs SeaFoam and premium.

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (RVcmP)

34 You can see the Hitler clone trying to burst through her skin.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (pPQeR)

well, she's east german so it's not outside the realm of possibility...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (8D42x)

35
Merkel would be much harder to toss into a waiting SUV.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (TAmPV)

36 I think she has done enough damage to western civilization and should be put out to pasture.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (BbGew)

37 She was listening to Hasselhoff in her earbuds.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

38 Um yeah, that's not good. Hope its something acute like dehydration and nothing more serious.

Posted by: WisRich at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

39 Could be low blood sugar or anemia.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

40 She needs an open border policy for electrolytes

I thought it said electrolysis and the bush v. hardwood wars had made it to the front page.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (FhXTo)

41 25 Crazy. She is trying desperately to hold it together."

After watching that again, I still say something's trying to get out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (Kpl3J)

42 Sad, really. She had to stand there instead of getting help.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

43 Dude next to her is thinking, OK...not a bad beat but damn, you can't dance to it!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (axyOa)

44 That dude standing beside her either hates her guts or has terrible peripheral vision. I mean, how do you not notice that going on right beside you?
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (3ufaJ)

------

My understanding is that Zelensky is a populist, so I doubt there's much love lost between him and the Queen of the Globalist Cabal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (AzW6q)

45 If I had been leading the band I would have done 5 encores of that song.

Mentioned in last thread - Little RIchard scene from Mystery, Alaska.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (weya0)

46 Cue the Scooby Van! Scoop her up and chunk her in. Just needs a glass of water... nothing to see here.

Posted by: Yip at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (8cUgT)

47 Hand her a can of paint! Might as well be doing something useful.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (sLicW)

48 doctored video!!

Posted by: CNN at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (C6EDg)

49 She drank 3 bottles of water after? Man, that is gonna be some powerful peeing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (yWXpx)

50 New batteries.

Posted by: Bosk at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (9m9TT)

51 You know which other German chancellor was shaking towards the end of their rule?


Uh huh.


Can't believe I was first with that one.



He wasn't Kanzler.

Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (fuK7c)

52 Merkel would be much harder to toss into a waiting SUV.

Her mind is Marxist twisted, she's got the Mercedes Benz with the auto-load function.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (CSYCT)

53 *queues up the Cars 'Shake it Up'*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (bcbK8)

54 She's just brewing a schnitzel. Who of us hasn't had to clench down Herr Teurdenstein in public?

Posted by: Dude at June 18, 2019 04:55 PM (hpbeA)

55 She was shakin'

Snappin' her fingers
She was movin' round and round
That girl was shakin'

Posted by: Eddie Money at June 18, 2019 04:55 PM (xPl2J)

56 Sad, really. She had to stand there instead of getting help.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

--------

Meh. She deserves much worse than the shakes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:55 PM (AzW6q)

57 Her dad had the same problem

https://youtu.be/0w3nsAaOpq4

Posted by: Edd Zachary at June 18, 2019 04:55 PM (P6KKD)

58 Even Elaine dances better than that!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)

59 Shake it Up!

Posted by: The Cars at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (b45DN)

60 Has anyone ever mentioned before that she has serious health issues?. I guess those of us who don't speak German wouldn't know, but maybe Bander could tell us.

Maybe she just had a high fever in which case she shouldn't have been out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (ivkO2)

61 That shaking would be normal shivering behavior in cold weather, not in 87 degrees. I'm not a doctor, but I don't think dehydration presents like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (ClOmq)

62 It's a Mississippi Squirrel Revival!

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (RVcmP)

63 Hand her a can of paint! Might as well be doing something useful.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (sLicW)

Here and Michael J fox like to read the labels on the paint cans in the mixers at Home Depot...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (8D42x)

64 you want some fries with that shake?

Posted by: Guy Who's Been Using the Same Line Since 1993 Waiting for It to Finally Pay Off at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (PbpT7)

65 Do people react like that to dehydration? Looks more like hunger or coke or heart condition.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (RD7QR)

66 Honestly though, the Germans need to grow a pair and find some new leadership. They make it like she's the only person that can lead their country. They've become a nation of lazy voting sloths.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (VpIIl)

67 The thing about her is her military almost assassinated her when she opened the border to europes' historical enemy of nearly 1500 years. Same thing with Erdogan when he was in that plane.

fuck.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (JziUy)

68 I kinda felt sorry for the old gal. That was weird.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (JoUsr)

69 61 That shaking would be normal shivering behavior in cold weather, not in 87 degrees. I'm not a doctor, but I don't think dehydration presents like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (ClOmq)

I think Possession might present like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (Kpl3J)

70 He wasn't Kanzler.
Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (fuK7c)

--------

I think he retained the title of Reichskanzler alongside Fuehrer, if memory serves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (AzW6q)

71 If that had been Barky the cameraman would have shaken the camera so that it looked as if there was an earthquake.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (weya0)

72 John Cucksack tweeted that it was the Jews fault Comrade Merkel was doing the chimichanga.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (pw+jk)

73 The only time I've ever had the shakes like that was when I was extremely chilled.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (JgA4k)

74 Dude, you gotta balance out those hallucinogens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

75 Not hypoglycemia or diabetes.



Assassination attempt by a Scanner.

They got to him before her head blew up.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (r1/AF)

76 That's kinda sad, even though she's a vile ol' witch

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (JziUy)

77 Listening to the EU anthem I think.
A flash view of what Satan has in store when an 87 degree day will be chilly?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (TkuZ0)

78 Holy crap! That song playing in the background was Deutschland Uber Alles. I thought that song was banned after the Nazi defeat.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (VNmG1)

79 Do people react like that to dehydration? Looks more like hunger or coke or heart condition.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (RD7QR)



Mostly people just feel really sick and faint or throw up and collapse.

This looks like something else.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (vEIlU)

80 67 The thing about her is her military almost assassinated her when she opened the border to europes' historical enemy of nearly 1500 years. Same thing with Erdogan when he was in that plane.

fuck."

woulda, coulda, shoulda

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (Kpl3J)

81 Ha. I'm at a public pool, and no-sh*t "Surfin' Bird" came over the radio here when I was watching.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (mZ/17)

82 Do people react like that to dehydration?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (RD7QR)


Absolutely. You can't swing a dead cat in the desert without hitting a shaking person.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (weya0)

83 Even Elaine dances better than that!

LMAO!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (dUJdY)

84 Shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

85 @NBCNews

Senate Majority Leader McConnell on slavery reparations: "I don't think reparations for something that happened 150 years ago, when none of us currently living are responsible, is a good idea."

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (cF8AT)

86 Has anyone ever mentioned before that she has serious health issues?. I guess those of us who don't speak German wouldn't know, but maybe Bander could tell us.


Krautish press isn't making a big deal of it. No references to previous incidents.

That's why I hadn't watched the video until it came up last thread. I thought she maybe had some twitches not that she was being powered by Sherwin Williams mixers.

Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (fuK7c)

87 I've been dehydrated a few times. I never did that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (dUJdY)

88 The thing about her is her military almost ----- her when she opened the border to europes' historical enemy of nearly 1500 years. Same thing with Erdogan when he was in that plane.

----

pussies, you ruined everything.

But the deep state had no problem setting up a plan to take out trump on day -30.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (JziUy)

89 Meth ist schlecht

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (t41dG)

90 The is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

Posted by: Angela at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (PxX58)

91 That'ssss hottt.

Posted by: Mmichael Jjjj. Foxxxx at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (t6MX/)

92 You know who else shook like that?

Hitler, just sayin' y'all.

Posted by: Thatch at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (v5Cc/)

93 11 That dude standing beside her either hates her guts or has terrible peripheral vision. I mean, how do you not notice that going on right beside you?
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (3ufaJ)

It's actually more diplomatic to ignore it. It's not like he's going to lean over and say "Damn bitch, you need a smack or something?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (RD7QR)

94
This thread needs a soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fQVMyW4ums

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (veoSD)

95 "She might be diabetic, and took too much insulin, resulting in too-low blood glucose."

She also might be a shape shifting reptilian and was having trouble controlling her shape.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (m79Dg)

96 I got very unsteady when I was dehydrated. I don't remember shaking that much, but I did get very wobbly, and if forced to stand in place, I might have shook.

but the temperature/humidity doesn't really suggest a likely deydration scenario. Unless she's fasting. Which also doesn't seem like a likely scenario.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

97 Day 26 of fasting.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (mZ/17)

98 Man, she was really into that song!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (H4VdJ)

99 Parkinson's I'd bet. As soon as she starts moving it stops. Blood sugar issues
dehydration don't go away when you start walking.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (rw1l7)

100 That's really scary.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (5AuVV)

101 Mostly people just feel really sick and faint or throw up and collapse.

Yep, that's exactly what I did.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (dUJdY)

102 Tracey Ullman is gifted with new material.

Posted by: Bruce Strang at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (PfiAb)

103 It must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (PxX58)

104 78 Holy crap! That song playing in the background was Deutschland Uber Alles. I thought that song was banned after the Nazi defeat.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (VNmG1)



The song actually predates Nazism. It was about unification of the various petty squabbling German states in the 19th century.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (ujg0T)

105 Honestly though, the Germans need to grow a pair and find some new leadership.


Addressed last thread. Merkel has stepped down as head of the CDU and will remain chancelor until the end of her term or until events.

New babe is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, AKK for short.

Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (fuK7c)

106
Maybe it was just - at that very moment - that she suddenly realized she bears the greatest responsibility for the world-historical crime of handing Europe to the Islamic hordes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (AzW6q)

107 Poor gal. Got the "Too Early For Schnapps" shakes.
Nothing three glasses of vodka... er, WATER won't cure.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

108 73 The only time I've ever had the shakes like that was when I was extremely chilled.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (JgA4k)

It happened to me right after my son was born, while I was still in the delivery room. Postpartum chills or something it's called. I don't think that's what's going on here.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)

109 Somebody close by has a tuning fork. It's the harmonics.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (JgA4k)

110 And maybe it's just the demon inside

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (JcXHH)

111 Got a new job lined up in the paint department at Lowe's.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (mZ/17)

112 -
--
Senate Majority Leader McConnell on slavery
reparations: "I don't think reparations for something that happened 150
years ago, when none of us currently living are responsible, is a good
idea."


Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM

----------------------

It's sad that I am relieved to read that.

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (RVcmP)

113

Grand mal got run over by a reindeer

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (aKsyK)

114 She just another model of Dalek.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (4RuLv)

115 remember, that vile old witch wouldn't hold a german flag at some patriotic event back in the day. maybe she's allergic to germans.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (JziUy)

116 that dude on the right was as useful as teets on bull.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (n13/j)

117 Holy crap! That song playing in the background was Deutschland Uber Alles. I thought that song was banned after the Nazi defeat.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (VNmG1)

Actually, the tune was written by Haydn.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (m79Dg)

118 Standing on a Roomba. It didn't like it but couldn't move.

Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (NBOA5)

119 Holy crap! That song playing in the background was Deutschland Uber Alles. I thought that song was banned after the Nazi defeat.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (VNmG1)


The song actually predates Nazism. It was about unification of the various petty squabbling German states in the 19th century.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM



***

Yeah, they changed the words but the tune is the same.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (axyOa)

120 108 73 The only time I've ever had the shakes like that was when I was extremely chilled.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (JgA4k)

It happened to me right after my son was born, while I was still in the delivery room. Postpartum chills or something it's called. I don't think that's what's going on here.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)

It's obviously a warm, sunny day--so, no, it's not chills.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (JgA4k)

121 I've seen people go into hypoglycemic shock a few times. It looked a lot like that. Everything's normal, then shaking and fainting. But she stayed on her feet. So maybe a mild case?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (VpIIl)

122 According to the dpa news agency, this was not the first time Merkel has been seen shaking in the hot sun. It did not give a date for a previous incident, but said that also was blamed on dehydration.

In 2014, Merkel postponed a TV interview at the last minute after reported weakness, but her spokesman said she was able to carry it out later after eating and drinking.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (vEIlU)

123 New babe is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, AKK for short.

Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (fuK7c)



AKK!!!

Posted by: Bill the Cat at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (r1/AF)

124 If the song was ye olde Uber Alles, perhaps Angela got the shivers of nostazlgia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (CSYCT)

125 Didn't Hitler get the shakes towards the end?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (nAJ3K)

126 Wonder if the tremors are from withdrawal from meth or coke or...?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (sLicW)

127 so, she's only part vampire?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (Rarvo)

128 Just a spot of pneumonia, like Hillary had.

Posted by: The MSM at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (I2/tG)

129 91 That'ssss hottt.
Posted by: Mmichael Jjjj. Foxxxx

NO

WRONG

BAD COMMENTER!!!

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (PbpT7)

130
Good lord, I just got up off my chair and tried to shake like that. I couldn't do it. Head to toe, must have been. I don't know how she stayed vertical.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (13CQC)

131 MAYBE SHE WAS HAVING AN ORGASM

Posted by: BEN ROETHLIS(AS)BERGER at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (QE8X6)

132 She's going to die.

Posted by: WebMD at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (gC2IV)

133 I think he retained the title of Reichskanzler alongside Fuehrer, if memory serves.


You are correct, sir. I thought he had simply abolished Reichskanzler, but he retained it.

Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (fuK7c)

134 Huh. Not just intermittent spasms, but continuous uncontrollable shaking.

I suppose some doctors will weigh in on the subject, if they haven't already.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (nH6mr)

135 I've actually never seen anyone shake like that. Shivers are smaller. Most other diseases are bigger. I mean, based on my internet medical degree.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (JziUy)

136 Senate Majority Leader McConnell on slavery
reparations: "I don't think reparations for something that happened 150
years ago, when none of us currently living are responsible, is a good
idea."

-

So he's open to a conversation on it.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (mZ/17)

137 could it be.....

.......

.......


........SATAN?!?!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Rarvo)

138
@NBCNews

Senate Majority Leader McConnell on slavery reparations: "I don't think reparations for something that happened 150 years ago, when none of us currently living are responsible, is a good idea."


Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (cF8AT)


The political party responsible for slavery is still living though.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (TAmPV)

139 Early onset of Parkinson's is my guess.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (JUOKG)

140 New babe is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, AKK for short.
Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (fuK7c)


We've got Melania.

They've got Rosa Kleb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

141 >>>132 She's going to die.
Posted by: WebMD

hah.

Most likely a type of cancer, WebMD always tells me.

Lead with strength, is their motto.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (PbpT7)

142 78 Holy crap! That song playing in the background was Deutschland Uber Alles. I thought that song was banned after the Nazi defeat.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (VNmG1)

Nah, they kept the tune, they just changed some words. Where it used to say "Achtung Lesser Peoples! We shall grind your Bones to make our Schnitzels!!" now it just said "The EU is Wonderful, and Please Believe us, the EU is not at all just a new version of the Third Reich that we're going to use to control all of you, Really it isn't!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (Kpl3J)

143 78
Holy crap! That song playing in the background was Deutschland Uber
Alles. I thought that song was banned after the Nazi defeat.


Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (VNmG1)
No, they just don't sing the borders of the Reich and the Uber Alles chorus shit, it's all brotherhood and Flourish flourish fatherland.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)

144 The kuru.

The balance center of the brain is affected. Marked inability to synchronize control of the trunk muscles to regain balance causes a pronounced oscillating tremor at the waist hips and in later stages effects the distal muscle groups of arms and legs.

Or the baby she ate for lunch was too rich

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (UgCsJ)

145 "Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)"

Dehydration looks a lot different. Been there done that, have the t-shirt.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (VpIIl)

146 Andregret Krampus-Karrinbiner

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (CSYCT)

147 Break dancing comes back to European politics.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (weya0)

148
I suppose some doctors will weigh in on the subject, if they haven't already.

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I'm pretty certain that's illegal unless it's Trump.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (mZ/17)

149 Syphilitic brain rot -- the same thing that will do in Bill Clinton eventually ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (ulzjD)

150 Frau Merkel is being recalcitrant, so we didn't provide the antidote for our long-acting poison this week.

Posted by: Vladmir "KGB" Putin at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (I2/tG)

151 >>Dehydration looks a lot different. Been there done that, have the t-shirt.

So does Parkinson's.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (PxX58)

152 she had earbuds in. she was jamming to man o war.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (KP5rU)

153 You know you're powerful when you no longer have to eat poor babies.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (mZ/17)

154 Vas ist ein Reichkanzler?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (CSYCT)

155 New babe is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, AKK for short.

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I'd say "babe" is something of an exaggeration.

https://binged.it/2ZwwpBu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

156 There's no getting round it. Fucking up an entire continent will take a physical toll.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Mouru)

157 Early onset of Parkinson's is my guess.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (JUOKG)


I've never seen a Parkinson's sufferer shake all over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (weya0)

158 "New babe is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, AKK for short. "

Is there not a set of balls left to lead Germany? Why it's the Vaterland for Pete's sake.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (VpIIl)

159 This is rank sexism. I remember when Adolph was sick and no one said a word about it.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (QE8X6)

160 MAYBE SHE WAS HAVING AN ORGASM
Posted by: BEN ROETHLIS(AS)BERGER


Or quit holding it in and let out with a 9.5 ass flap quake

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (vd8XM)

161 Gotta be jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (6/uwW)

162 I'm not even joking that only looks like it could possibly be a failure of the exoskeleton

it's Ahnold under there!

"TWO WEEKS!"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (Rarvo)

163 Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

Or...this is tardive dyskinesia from her anti-psychotic drugs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (wYseH)

164 You are correct, sir. I thought he had simply abolished Reichskanzler, but he retained it.
Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (fuK7c)

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And I kind of wonder why, all things considered. He really hated conservatism and wanted to get rid of the old ways... I think he probably kept it around because he had spent so much of his earlier career cementing it in the German mind that he was the natural heir of Bismarck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

165 132 She's going to die.

Posted by: WebMD at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (gC2IV)

Oh there's a risky prediction. The Trick is if you can hit the Over/Under.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

166 I had an odd episode of chills last Friday morning. It was after the CyberKnife treatment, and started just as I was about to leave. I actually felt cold and was shivering uncontrollably, even though the weather was perfectly nice.

The nurse said it was not a normal side effect and thought it might have been anxiety. I got lost and was late for my appointment, so I was pretty upset when I arrived. It's strange that it would happen after the treatment, which was actually quite relaxing. I've been fine since then. No recurrence.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (xjiRE)

167 DTs. It probably takes a hell of a lot of alcohol to wash away what she' s doing to Germany.

Posted by: John Bigboote' at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (WRhnL)

168 She's transitioning to a Shake Weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

169
Deutschland Deutschland is a fun place
It's a fun place with sausage and bier
Like Disneyland mit out der Mickey
And with Muslims every-where!

Posted by: New lyrics for Deutschland Uber Alles at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (r1/AF)

170 Senate Majority Leader McConnell on slavery
reparations: "I don't think reparations for something that happened 150 years ago, when none of us currently living are responsible, is a good idea."



Boy. Swing that flaming sword, Mitchie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (Mouru)

171 Maybe she's been fasting.

*ducks*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (w54mS)

172 Angela Merkel was later quoted as saying "the drum intro to Hot for Teacher is fucking tight, yo"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (JziUy)

173 You better believe she's shaking!

Posted by: Orangemanbad at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (QE8X6)

174 Willowed:

"Nominally Broseidon is a hirsute sleepy younger Stanley Kubrick if what I witnessed at AWA 2014 is any indication.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (CSYCT)"

Sure, I'll accept that. Certainly very hirsute at the moment and better Stanley Kubrick than Tommy Wiseau.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)

175 I just need some baby's blood und I vill be as gud as new.--Angela "Baby Killer" Merkel

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (m79Dg)

176 Too many Schnitzengruben!

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (r6yPR)

177 Doesn't look like hypoglycemia or dehydration to me. Notice how several times she clasps her hands together in what looks like an attempt to voluntarily quell the shaking. Whole body involved with the tremors, I'm guessing a neurologic tremor (probably not a seizure per sé. I would guess she has had them before, is aware of them, and is on medication. But what do I know?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (mvenn)

178 Ich bin ein paintmixer

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (mZ/17)

179 It happened to me right after my son was born, while I was still in the delivery room. Postpartum chills or something it's called. I don't think that's what's going on here.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)

Yep...same thing happened to me. I said to the nurse, "WTF...what is happening?! Why am I shaking like this."

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (cF8AT)

180 Or quit holding it in and let out with a 9.5 ass flap quake
Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (vd8XM)


A low, rumbling window rattler.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

181 146 Andregret Krampus-Karrinbiner
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (CSYCT)

She looks like Rosa Kleb's taller sister: https://tinyurl.com/y686s54g

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

182 dang smiley!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (mvenn)

183 Re: McConnell....


it's pretty bad for us when basic fucking normal ideas are so beyond the pale that there's even a story here.

Hey, gaywad corporate overlords, why not do it yourself.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (JziUy)

184 Weird. Hitler did exactly the same thing when he was done ruining Germany too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (Mouru)

185 shaking like this is often a symptom of a head cold or bubonic plague.

Posted by: WebMD at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (gC2IV)

186 Vee haff vays uv makink you shake.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

187 I'd call that a shiver.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (5AuVV)

188 "Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWwqqoYCD4

Posted by: KC & The Sunshine Band at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (BsrgJ)

189 178
Ich bin ein paintmixer

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 05:07 PM (mZ/17)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)

190 That tune, composed by Haydn, is still used as the setting for hymns in both the Catholic and Anglican hymnals.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (ls99H)

191 I would guess she has had them before, is aware of them, and is on medication. But what do I know?

-

If only someone had a big black dude with a syringe of something that could go to public events with her.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (mZ/17)

192 Well, we know she wasn't having postpartum chills.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (ivkO2)

193 Ace:

"...this looks like hypoglecemia to me.

She might be diabetic, and took too much insulin, resulting in too-low blood glucose.}


I dunno -- doesn't look lime hypoglycemia to me. One of my immediate family members has hypoglycemia, and I have NEVER seen it result in "the shakes." Crying, fainting, punching things, headaches, physically assaulting everyone and everything in the immediate vicinity -- yes. But never the shakes.

To me, that looks exactly like the first onset of a fever, that will eventually hit about 102-degrees.

What the underlying the cause of the fever is -- that I could not say. But it looks like a fever to me.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (oFcdC)

194 181 146 Andregret Krampus-Karrinbiner
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:04 PM (CSYCT)

She looks like Rosa Kleb's taller sister: https://tinyurl.com/y686s54g
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (RD7QR)


That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

195 Muldoon your guess is as good as anyone elses. I noticed too she continually clasped her hands like she was trying to control it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (dUJdY)

196 It's obviously a warm, sunny day--so, no, it's not chills.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (JgA4k)

No, she doesn't mean chills as in cold...it's more of a central nervous system thing after childbirth. They just use the term to describe it because it appears the same as someone who is chilled.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (cF8AT)

197 I don't think reparations for something that happened 150 years ago, when none of us currently living are responsible, is a good idea.

---------

That's right, Mitch - remember we're the rich white guys whose money they want.

If they write up legislation to take every penny from those despicable deplorables, though, we'll circle back to it.

Posted by: CoC at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

198 154 Vas ist ein Reichkanzler?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (CSYCT)

Vas ist ein Schnitzelbank?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

199

Looks like hypoglycemia.

Every instance of this says she ate and drank...


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (vEIlU)

200 look lime = look like

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (oFcdC)

201 Well they did a good job of shaving the Adam's apple off AKK...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (CSYCT)

202 No, WedMD usually advises something like: "It could be the common cold, or you be slowly developing sepsis which will lead to a painful, acute and quick death. But please see your doctor for a proper diagnosis".

Then you sleep with your eyes open until the morning and start calling the doctor or if you can't take it, go to the local medi-chek at 2am

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (VpIIl)

203 "That'ssss hottt.
Posted by: Mmichael Jjjj. Foxxxx"


Oh man, I laughed. Off to Confession.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (OD2ni)

204 >>>I dunno -- doesn't look lime hypoglycemia to me. One of my immediate family members has hypoglycemia, and I have NEVER seen it result in "the shakes."

i've seen the shakes. I used to date a girl with it.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (PbpT7)

205 CBD - Nice Art Thread pic today

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:10 PM (BbGew)

206 Of course she was shaking. All the pink elephants were scaring the shit out of her.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

207 In Venezuela, looters are stripping the dead in cemeteries

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So the proletariat are getting free clothes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 05:10 PM (+y/Ru)

208 11 That dude standing beside her either hates her guts or has terrible peripheral vision. I mean, how do you not notice that going on right beside you?
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (3ufaJ)
___________________

Hey, she was creating a nice breeze. I was just enjoying it!

Posted by: Guy standing next to Merkel at June 18, 2019 05:10 PM (k4dH2)

209 Is that really the only camera angle they had for this big ceremony, Merkel hidden behind that guy who's ignoring her?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 05:10 PM (weya0)

210 >>i've seen the shakes. I used to date a girl with it.

That could come in handy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 05:10 PM (PxX58)

211 Bander, huh? What did Luedendorff appoint him? Chancellor, I believe. Thus my snarkery stands.


And the music [Haydyn] hasn't changed, but the 2nd stanza of the nationalist poem that are the lyrics are sung, not the first [Deutschland uber Alles], which had precisely zero to do with 2Oth Century German depredations or ambitions.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2019 05:10 PM (QDnY+)

212 SHAKE YOUR STREUDEL-MAKER!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (wtvvX)

213 "i've seen the shakes. I used to date a girl with it.
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (PbpT7)"

How do you know she wasn't faking like Elaine?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (oZ6kz)

214 Weird. Hitler did exactly the same thing when he was done ruining Germany too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:08 PM (Mouru)

-------

LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (AzW6q)

215 204 >>>I dunno -- doesn't look lime hypoglycemia to me. One of my immediate family members has hypoglycemia, and I have NEVER seen it result in "the shakes."

i've seen the shakes. I used to date a girl with it.
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (PbpT7)

Is this one like the Michael J. Fox one or is it open season?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (RD7QR)

216 Was Merkel getting the air out of a big cement pour?

She be good at it. Running Germany not so much.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (pw+jk)

217 Or...this is tardive dyskinesia from her anti-psychotic drugs


******

Seems to "shaky" for tardive dyskinesia. That would be more grimacing and writhing.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (mvenn)

218
Russians hacked into her wireless ben wa balls

Posted by: Ve haf vays at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (Am8Sm)

219

So Trump will be fixing AOC's fear of concentration camps next week by kicking out the illegals. She can sleep well, now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (vEIlU)

220 218 -

omg that's hot

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (Rarvo)

221 She's been fasting for 3 weeks.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (RBOtF)

222 "She was shakin' (oh oh ooh oh)
Snappin' her fingers (oh oh ooh oh)
She was movin' round and round (oh oh ooh oh)
That girl was shakin' (oh oh ooh oh) "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tcD_dVcXE4

Posted by: Eddie Money at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (BsrgJ)

223 I wish I could find something like that to mix my protein shake.

Just thinking out loud here.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (VpIIl)

224 John Cucksack's bot hacked Angela's Bluetooth enabled butt-blug with the Macarana.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (CSYCT)

225 Early onset of Parkinson's is my guess.



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (JUOKG)



I've never seen a Parkinson's sufferer shake all over.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM

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I have. As it progresses the entire body can shake and balance becomes an issue. The late stages of Parkinson's causes most people to fall repeatedly.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (JUOKG)

226 107 Poor gal. Got the "Too Early For Schnapps" shakes.
Nothing three glasses of vodka... er, WATER won't cure.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

hmm

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (5AuVV)

227 195 Muldoon your guess is as good as anyone elses. I noticed too she continually clasped her hands like she was trying to control it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (dUJdY)

Probably better than anyone else's...he's a doc.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (cF8AT)

228 Well they did a good job of shaving the Adam's apple off AKK...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:09 PM (CSYCT)

------

Yeah, when they first started talking about crowning her the new ruler of Europe, I thought for a split-second it was a man.

But it does sound like the old hausfrau has withdrawn her consent for the coronation, so it may not be as cut-and-dried as it once seemed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (AzW6q)

229 Nah, they kept the tune, they just changed some words.

Not as good as the Soviet/Russian National Anthem, which was originally written in 1944, replacing the Internationale, which did not have lyrics praising Comrade Stalin. A promising young lyricist, Sergey Mikhalkov, wrote the words praising Stalin, Lenin, and Communism.

When Stalin was denounced in 1956, the anthem became an instrumental. Then, in 1977, middle-aged Sergey Mikhalkov wrote new lyrics praising Lenin and Communism, dropping the references to Stalin.

After the Soviet Union fell in 1991, the anthem became an instrumental again, until 2000, when a now elderly Sergey Mikhalkov wrote a third set of lyrics, dropping the references to Lenin and Communism.

Sergey's dead now, so they will need someone else, the next time the anthem needs to be revised.

Posted by: Russian History at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (I2/tG)

230 I had a cousin with a tape worm. He shook sorta like that...

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (t41dG)

231 One too many ludes.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (FhXTo)

232 Surprised the demonic global elite aren't working 24/7 toward a cure for kuru. Not kidding. At this point the question isn't "are they evil?" , it's "how evil are they?"

Kuru fits the symptoms.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (owkQl)

233 Is it possible she got shivers because she finally realized she destroyed Germany?

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (BbGew)

234 That's why her NATO code name is Das Presslufthammer

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (Mouru)

235 I'd say "babe" is something of an exaggeration.

https://binged.it/2ZwwpBu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

Ricky Madcow's little brother?!

Posted by: German Chancellor Angela Merkel's anointed heir, Annegret Kramp-Karrenbaue at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (K1IUD)

236 After reading the comments section here, our diagnosis is that y'all are fuckin nuts.

Posted by: WebMD at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (gC2IV)

237 She ain't fakin'.

Whole lot o' shakin' goin' on.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

238 Seems to "shaky" for tardive dyskinesia. That would be more grimacing and writhing.
==
I agree my esteemed colleague. However, if you not the tremor is actually a minor balance re adjustment gone awry which oscillates out of control the more she tries to control it. She is losing coordination of her trunk muscles. Kuru. Also there's a bit of baby on her chin still.

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (/WMwm)

239 So Trump will be fixing AOC's fear of concentration camps next week by kicking out the illegals. She can sleep well, now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (vEIlU)


The lefties will smoothly shift to "Trail Of Tears."

Because it doesn't have to make any sense.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (Lz9fr)

240 One of the great hymns set to the music of "Deutschland Uber Alles" is "Glorious Things Of Thee Are Spoke" with wonderful lyrics by John Newton who wrote the words to "Amazing Grace":

https://tinyurl.com/yy5qb9c9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (ivkO2)

241 For what it's worth, The BBC and CNN assure everyone that Merkel is "fine" and doing "very well" after the episode.

Riiiight.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (nH6mr)

242 It's either Scanners or Alien.


On the other hand she could be fasting for Ramadan.

Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

243 I like how the guy next to her is totally ignoring her. He doesn't even turn his head to ask her if she's OK. LOL

Posted by: keena at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (RiTnx)

244 >>I have. As it progresses the entire body can shake and balance becomes an issue. The late stages of Parkinson's causes most people to fall repeatedly

I've seen it go just the opposite way. The person becomes very rigid and barely moves at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (PxX58)

245 Cicero - my gag, see above - though I was amazed I was erst to say it.


After July 2O, you know who had the shakes pretty bad.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (QDnY+)

246 123 New babe is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, AKK for short.

Posted by: Pedantischer Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (fuK7c)

AKK!!!
Posted by: Bill the Cat at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (r1/AF)

hahaha

Horde. I swear.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (5AuVV)

247 Sorry; Of Thee Are Spoken-not Spoke

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (ivkO2)

248 I have. As it progresses the entire body can shake and balance becomes an issue. The late stages of Parkinson's causes most people to fall repeatedly.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (JUOKG)


No. Parkinson's sufferers tend to have localized tremors. THey might have a lot of them at once, but they are individual, not the whole body grooving out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (weya0)

249 It could be a side effect of some medication that she is on.

Or Parkinson's Disease.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (SRRAx)

250 After reading the comments section here, our diagnosis is that y'all are fuckin nuts.
Posted by: WebMD at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (gC2IV)


NOW WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE!

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (Lz9fr)

251 Cotton, usually you have to put double the amount of quarters in the Magic Fingers Bed to get that kind of action.

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (pw+jk)

252 Can we really be sure those sneaky Jews weren't behind this?

Posted by: John Cusack at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (Mouru)

253 She mistakenly took the ACME Earthquake pills.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (aS1PU)

254 I thought that song was banned after the Nazi defeat.

Posted by: Old Blue

I had a happy moment when I was with my father at the 50th anniversary of (his) crossing the bridge at Remagen. There was a US Army professional military band from Kaiserslautern, whose budget had been cut so they weren't authorized to come up and play for all these veterans "on the clock." And they had gotten together and come up anyway. Mostly young A-A girls (A-A is important when you're expecting to get strafed).


Several of them were going around asking old soldiers for their autographs on the programs. Anyway, "Deutschland Uber" had just been brought back, for the reunification. US Army band was not yet authorized to play it. They played it anyway.


Pretty sure the tune is by Haydn. There is a nice setting by Ludwig Van.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (8ZmvG)

255 After reading the comments section here, our diagnosis is that y'all are fuckin nuts.
Posted by: WebMD at June 18, 2019 05:13 PM (gC2IV)


the nerds go to my site

Posted by: mayoclinic.org at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (vEIlU)

256
The Day Electric Depends Died as a Rollout Product for Kimberly-Clarke.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (r1/AF)

257 I'd be fine with reparations. IF and ONLY IF the Sharptons, Jacksons, the SJW's etc. etc. of the world would all STFU Forever. It wouldn't ever happen of course.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (H4VdJ)

258 Somebody hacked the remote for her vibrating egg.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (xInes)

259 I noticed too she continually clasped her hands like she was trying to control it.

-
Dr. Strangeloveitis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

260 We shall grind your Bones to make our Schnitzels!!"
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For such as this, I visit this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 05:16 PM (KoKdw)

261
That is some half assed marching the miltary guy behind her is doing.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 05:16 PM (TAmPV)

262
Girlfriend left the vibrator in, set on 'stun.'

Posted by: Sphynx at June 18, 2019 05:16 PM (rXie1)

263 Probably better than anyone else's...he's a doc.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (cF8AT)

He's a Doctah of Rhymology!!!

(gotta say that with the voice of Dr. Teeth, bandleader of Electric Mayhem)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

264 Hillary might have something for that. Get Merkel over to Chelsea's apartment, she fixed up Hillary when she did her "Weekend at Bernie's" routine.

Posted by: Worc1 at June 18, 2019 05:16 PM (+uDPK)

265 I wish her well. She is as multi polar Euro statist and has seen that dream fade on her watch. I don't expect much from post Cold War Germany, just don't cause a major disruption and let others handle it.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:16 PM (n13/j)

266 Angela Rodham Merkel

Posted by: Kelvin Acey at June 18, 2019 05:16 PM (4Eo4+)

267 >>>That is some half assed marching the miltary guy behind her is doing.

IS THAT A SHOT?!

Posted by: Brie Larson at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

268 137 could it be.....
.......
.......
........SATAN?!?!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Rarvo)

hahaha, Church Lady

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (5AuVV)

269 Well there was an earthquake in Japan today. The tremor could have transmitted through the entire planet and she just happened to be standing on the one place on earth where the harmonics were just right...

Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

270 Cicero - my gag, see above - though I was amazed I was erst to say it.

After July 2O, you know who had the shakes pretty bad.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (QDnY+)



Even Shakespeare borrowed from earlier authors, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (Mouru)

271 Looks to me like she had a near fatal overdose of some drug.

Posted by: An Observation at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (R/1/i)

272 maybe she was overtaken by the emotions after having seen the clinton play

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (JziUy)

273 Merkel probably just learned that Trump was pulling the plug on the American bases in Germany and moving them to Poland.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (05Y0A)

274 Some of y'all are going to hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (nLUpf)

275 I've shaken like that after a bad chill. Like a core temp drop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

276 I wish I could find something like that to mix my protein shake.

Just thinking out loud here.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:12 PM (VpIIl)

______

Did someone mention protein shake?

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyedge at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (flINI)

277 That is some half assed marching the miltary guy behind her is doing.

Been almost 40 years since a DDR guard did the goose-step so a bit out of practice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (CSYCT)

278 5 All
Day
I
Dream
About
Spaetzel
Posted by: ace


I once had a conversation with a guy on the California state-wide gang task-force. He said it was easy to instantly identify members of the Norteno gang -- they were the ones wearing K-Swiss tennis shoes.

"K-Swiss?" I asked. "Why in the world would they wear K-Swiss? It's such a low-grade off-brand."

"Oh -- don't you know why? I thought everyone knew why." And then he spelled it out for me.

For Nortenos, wearing K-Swiss is a statement of allegiance to the gang and of eternal enmity to thier rivals the Surenos, because the shoe's name is thought to stand for

Kill a
Sureno
When
I
See a
Sureno

For real.

If you wear K-Swisses into a Sureno neighborhood in LA, they will shoot you dead on the spot.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (oFcdC)

279 So Trump will be fixing AOC's fear of concentration camps next week by kicking out the illegals. She can sleep well, now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 05:11 PM (vEIlU)

OMG...she is completely batsh!t crazy.

Did you see her follow up to her first 'concentration camp' tweet?

@AOC

And for the shrieking Republicans who don't know the difference: concentration camps are not the same as death camps.

Concentration camps are considered by experts as "the mass detention of civilians without trial."

And that's exactly what this administration is doing.
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She is taking a beating in the replies but there are ton of likes of it.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (cF8AT)

280 She might be diabetic, and took too much insulin, resulting in too-low blood glucose.

I am taking insulin for diabetes now, I'll have to remember that.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (mpXpK)

281 so, cat's out of the bag, angela and I are dating now

Posted by: Pete Dogherty at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)

282 Maybe a panic attack? I've had these before and shake until it's over.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (oiNtH)

283 Hitler was mainlining heroin. So yeah, slightly different situation.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (nLUpf)

284 our diagnosis is that y'all are fuckin nuts."

Ok, I give up. How, exactly, does one have intercourse w/said nuts?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (6qErC)

285 253 She mistakenly took the ACME Earthquake pills.

---------------------------------------
Coffee meet monitor!

Posted by: Worc1 at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (+uDPK)

286 Alternative theory:

She is standing perfectly still. The cameraman has the tremors, as does the guy standing next to the Merk, in perfect unison with each other so it only looks like he's standing still. Like those cool videos of the helicopters with the rotor standing still in mid air.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (mvenn)

287 But I measure my blood sugar every morning and it usually runs around 200.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (mpXpK)

288 ot

Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec

Wait Ben Shapiro spread lies about Alex Jones today too without looking into the situation?

You're kidding me, right?

You'd think he would have learned his lesson after Covington

Expected better from a Harvard grad

Posted by: mayoclinic.org at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (vEIlU)

289 For what it's worth, The BBC and CNN assure everyone that Merkel is "fine" and doing "very well" after the episode.
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She looks great to me.

Posted by: RBG at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (4bd7D)

290 d be fine with reparations. IF and ONLY IF the Sharptons, Jacksons, the SJW's etc. etc. of the world would all STFU Forever. It wouldn't ever happen of course.

=--====---

ah yeah, the old white guy standby of "well, maybe we'd pay if you guys would STFU" how dare you,sire?

they'd want reparations every 10 years. people jumping fresh off the boat, coming to america illegally would be demanding their reparations too.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (JziUy)

291 "Shake it up, oo, oo
Shake it up, yeah yeah
Shake it up, oo, oo
Shake it up"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq-yoorI7lo

Posted by: The Cars at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (BsrgJ)

292 For what it's worth, The BBC and CNN assure everyone that Merkel is "fine" and doing "very well" after the episode.

Healthy as the late RBG.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

293
I don't know if it's true, but I heard when Michael J. Fox did that ad to promote Obamacare so that America's destitute (such as himself, you know) could have access to insurance with pre-existing conditions, that he deliberately went off his meds for several days so he could really ham it up for the cameras.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (AzW6q)

294 283 Hitler was mainlining heroin. So yeah, slightly different situation.

well, not if the itinerant she just drank the blood of was also mainlining heroin

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (Rarvo)

295 I've shaken like that after a bad chill.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (oVJmc)


I've had bad chili, but never that bad.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (t+qrx)

296 The ghost of Alfred Hitchcock called and he wants his silhouette back.

Hah!

Suck it, Rhomboid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (Mouru)

297 > "I've shaken like that after a bad chill. Like a core temp drop."

Initially, I read that as "bad chili."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (nH6mr)

298 Let those among you who have never tried to shake off a tickler-dingleberry cast the first stone.

Posted by: A. Merkel at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (RVcmP)

299 >>>(BsrgJ)

you're coming up with some good ones.

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (BQJef)

300 But I measure my blood sugar every morning and it usually runs around 200.


Posted by: Vic
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You might want to tune up your approach.

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (C6xeQ)

301 our diagnosis is that y'all are fuckin nuts."

Ok, I give up. How, exactly, does one have intercourse w/said nuts?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (6qErC)


You just talk to them.
-- Loyal Order Of The Turtles

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (aS1PU)

302 Maybe its a tumah.

Posted by: Ahnold at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (PxX58)

303 It wouldn't ever happen of course.

It's like Milton Friedman's Universal Basic Income proposal, the "negative income tax", which Friedman thought would replace the entire enormous and inefficient welfare bureaucracy.

Ha, ha, ha.

Fat chance.

Posted by: Social Workers at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (I2/tG)

304 283 Hitler was mainlining heroin. So yeah, slightly different situation.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 05:18 PM (nLUpf)


I thought it was meth or something similar.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (xjiRE)

305 Concentration camps = death camps. I am pretty sure after seeing the pictures of the human carnage they pretty much were the same thing.

AOC = dumb ass.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (oiNtH)

306 "Shake that ass, but watch yourself!
Shake that ass, show me what you're working with."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

307 I've had bad chili, but never that bad.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (t+qrx)
_____

Bad Chili only ever made me sloppy up my pants

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2019 05:21 PM (flINI)

308 Concentration camps are where you study for exams and do SAT test prep, right?

totally not the same as those icky "death camps"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:21 PM (Rarvo)

309 The Florida rally is tonight right?

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:21 PM (BbGew)

310 Pretty sure the tune is by Haydn. There is a nice setting by Ludwig Van.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2019 05:15 PM (8ZmvG)

most well known English lyrics are "Glorious things of Thee are Spoken".

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

311 Probably better than anyone else's...he's a doc.

Well butter my biscuit! Didn't know!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (dUJdY)

312 Hitler was mainlining heroin. So yeah, slightly different situation.
Posted by: Marcus T
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then again, maybe not . . .

Posted by: just sayin' at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (C6xeQ)

313 Initially, I read that as "bad chili."

So, carrots will do that to ya?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (6qErC)

314 163 Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

Or...this is tardive dyskinesia from her anti-psychotic drugs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 05:06 PM (wYseH)

Jeez, we got some people wielding some $25 words on here.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (5AuVV)

315 That footage was edited!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (DuZls)

316
Final stage of the zombie virus before turning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (veoSD)

317 Putin hacked her wifi ben-wa balls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

318
For goodness sake,
I've got the hippy hippy shake.
I've got the shake,
oh the hippy hippy shake.
Oo I can't keep still
with the hippy hippy shake.
I get my fill
with that hippy hippy shake.

Oo my babe,
aww the hippy hippy shake.
Well now you shake it to the left,
you shake it to the right.
Do the hippy shake shake
with all of your might.
And you shake.
Oh you shake.
Oo my babe.
Aww the hippy hippy shake.

Posted by: From the musical, "Merkel" at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (r1/AF)

319 You might want to tune up your approach.

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (C6xeQ)

I have had a few days where it was much lower.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2019 05:22 PM (mpXpK)

320 293
I don't know if it's true, but I heard when Michael J. Fox did that ad to promote Obamacare so that America's destitute (such as himself, you know) could have access to insurance with pre-existing conditions, that he deliberately went off his meds for several days so he could really ham it up for the cameras.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (AzW6q)

I heard that too but I thought he did it when he went to testify before Congress.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Ez6QX)

321
Merkel probably just learned that Trump was pulling the plug on the American bases in Germany and moving them to Poland.



Posted by: Voter theater. at June 18, 2019 05:17 PM (05Y0A)

he should do it. I was not Rumsfeld fan for sure. But he was right about Old Europe and New Europe. He didn't have all the players right, but Germany and France are the 1 seeds of Old Europe, in that order.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (n13/j)

322 She's an East German Communist listening to Deutschland Uber Alles while standing next to a Polish Nationalist, I'm surprised she didn't burst into flames.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (n+0Aw)

323 I've had bad chili, but never that bad.

Was it BCochran's?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (dUJdY)

324 Final stage of the zombie virus before turning.

lol it really does look like that!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Rarvo)

325 >>i've seen the shakes. I used to date a girl with it.

That could come in handy.





After I climb on, cut the ropes!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (4RuLv)

326 Bad sauerkraut.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

327 That was hard to watch!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (so+oy)

328 I heard that too but I thought he did it when he went to testify before Congress.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Ez6QX)

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Yeah, I might have it mixed up, it was a while back...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

329 AOC is too stupid to respond to.

but, you know, if you are going to invade a country with several hundred thousand people, we're going to have to store your asses somewhere.

don't do the invasion if you can't do the return to your nation

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (JziUy)

330 Nobody helps her. Fucking pisses me off.

I think Merkel should burn in hell, but damn, give her an orange or something.

Governments are stupid, the people in Gov are stupid.

Posted by: nip at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (DfGpI)

331 Like a gramma that got the DTs.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 05:24 PM (DuZls)

332 Malaria

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:24 PM (mvenn)

333 the left: what are you gonna do, huhh, bus them all back.

also the left: hey let's organize huge bus convoys to bring them in here ASAP.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:24 PM (JziUy)

334 I danced on the wire just like that before I went to see Elizabeth.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at June 18, 2019 05:24 PM (pw+jk)

335 86? That's nothing. 96 and you are talking heat.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 05:24 PM (I5SAg)

336 I'd be afraid to help her

she might explode

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (Rarvo)

337 bug or reptilian? I would say a bug. Commies are usually nasty little roaches.


Shakes can be caused by severe neuropathy when the temperature sensors are messed up. Can make ya feel like its -20 out when its 90.

Been there and done that.

Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (vqIkG)

338 You might want to tune up your approach.

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (C6xeQ)

I have had a few days where it was much lower.
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you want it so that you have most day were it is much lower and only a few days when it is 200.

Its a huge pain in the butt. But in the long term, you'll be saving yourself a lot more pain in the butt than you can imagine.

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (C6xeQ)

339 >>That was hard to watch!

Not really. Just shake your head while you watch and it becomes much more clear.

Posted by: Ahnold at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (PxX58)

340 Anxiety AKA very bad Panic Attack

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (BqBId)

341 Horde beat me to the fasting jokes.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (rwaEp)

342 Concentration camps = death camps. I am pretty sure after seeing the pictures of the human carnage they pretty much were the same thing.


Not technically in Nazi-world.

The concentration camps "KLs" were run by the SS. But there were five camps in the Aktion Heydrich program that were specifically designed for murdering Jews. Belzec, Sobibor, Treblinka, Chelmno and Majdenek. (Auschwitz II was a hybrid, half death camp, half concentration camp.) The Heydrich camps were not under the jurisdiction of the SS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (Mouru)

343 She looks like a ZOOperstar. I thought she was going to eat the guy next to her.
Wait. Is that insensitive?

Posted by: NavyMom at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (HGZyc)

344
Concentration camps = death camps. I am pretty sure after seeing the pictures of the human carnage they pretty much were the same thing. AOC = dumb ass.


Except people are buying their own tickets and packing themselves on a train to get to AOC's concentration camp.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (TAmPV)

345 They had OVER 100,000 requests for a 20,000 seat arena!

Live Streaming - President Trump 2020 Re-Election Rally - Orlando, Florida

https://commoncts.blogspot.com/2019/06/live-president-trump-2020-re-election.html

Posted by: ST at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (5GwIS)

346 Malaria


Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:24 PM

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Been there and did that. You ain't standing up when you are shaking with malaria.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (JUOKG)

347
Malaria

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:24 PM (mvenn)







Chocolate Fonzie's kid wouldn't lower herself to attend a state function.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (veoSD)

348 http://bit.ly/2ZxJQkt
******
Polls show Trump cutting into Biden's lead in Wisconsin; tied in Michigan, Pennsylvania | TheHill
******
Shorter version Fuck Trump is gonna win & you bastards called us on those last Bogus as polls

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 18, 2019 05:26 PM (BqBId)

349 Michael J. Fox did that ad to promote Obamacare so that America's destitute (such as himself, you know) could have access to insurance with pre-existing conditions, that he deliberately went off his meds for several days so he could really ham it up for the cameras.


That's not hamming it up, that's showing untreated Parkinsons. Daddy died of it long slow and ugly, Fox is doing wonders for treatment and awareness.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:26 PM (fuK7c)

350
That was painful to watch and, as much as I despise all she has done to destroy Germany, I feel sorry for her that someone else wasn't in a position to stand in for her at that event.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (dPMBY)

351 Malaria



Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:24 PM (mvenn)















Chocolate Fonzie's kid wouldn't lower herself to attend a state function.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (veoSD)

===
Would she bring Sausage?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (pw+jk)

352 Nobody helps her. Fucking pisses me off.

I think Merkel should burn in hell, but damn, give her an orange or something.

Governments are stupid, the people in Gov are stupid.
Posted by: nip at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (DfGpI)


I don't know the first thing about protocol, but if I were standing there, I wouldn't do anything unless she either keeled over or tried to get help herself. It's nobody else's place to interrupt, I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (t+qrx)

353 Yeah, I might have it mixed up, it was a while back...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

Either way, it was a dick move.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (Ez6QX)

354 Ague

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (mvenn)

355 Figuring Merkel is thinking that weekend getaway to the Dominican Republic is not looking like a smart move....

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (05Y0A)

356 The concentration camps "KLs" were run by the SS. But there were five camps in the Aktion Heydrich program that were specifically designed for murdering Jews. Belzec, Sobibor, Treblinka, Chelmno and Majdenek. (Auschwitz II was a hybrid, half death camp, half concentration camp.) The Heydrich camps were not under the jurisdiction of the SS.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (Mouru)

I'm ashamed that I only knew of half those camps.

I'd say I need to re-read my William Shrier but...God that's a depressing book.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK8)

357 Global warming is responsible.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (RBOtF)

358 >>>Nobody helps her. Fucking pisses me off.

Well, her handler did interpose himself between her and the camera.

This is probably something her staff knows all about, and they've been told their purpose is to make too little of it, rather than too much.

See Hillary Clinton and "powering through."

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

359 Every good soldier remains standing at attention when the fellow beside him shakes and faints.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 05:28 PM (I5SAg)

360 Shakin' All Over!

Posted by: Johnny Kidd & The Pirates at June 18, 2019 05:28 PM (DuZls)

361 That's not hamming it up, that's showing untreated Parkinsons. Daddy died of it long slow and ugly, Fox is doing wonders for treatment and awareness.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:26 PM (fuK7c)

______

Parkinsons is horrible. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Being trapped in a body that is betraying you is never funny.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2019 05:28 PM (flINI)

362 *beat plays*

Con Los Terroristas

*beat continues, then drops*

Now Do The Merkel Shake

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)

363 I don't know the first thing about protocol, but if I were standing there, I wouldn't do anything unless she either keeled over or tried to get help herself. It's nobody else's place to interrupt, I think.


yeah I agree

there is no way I'd know how to react to THAT

that is not a human...reaction...to anything

maybe it is fucking Kuru who knows?? it looks like "she" is a malfunctioning droid. not a sick person.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:28 PM (Rarvo)

364 I'd say "babe" is something of an exaggeration.

https://binged.it/2ZwwpBu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

Looks like Rachel Madcow with a few thousand hard miles on her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 05:28 PM (CXcDy)

365 The Soros Ray just needs calibrating.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2019 05:28 PM (DrqHq)

366 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n327ncoU_ZU

Posted by: Johnny Kidd & The Pirates at June 18, 2019 05:29 PM (DuZls)

367 >>>341 Horde beat me to the fasting jokes.


my fasting protocol, like my shelving, is sound.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

368 Like the rest of her cult, if she doesn't get a fresh infusion of blood of the unborn, she starts to breakdown like Davros of Hungary.

Nothing a little fetal placenta won't cure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 18, 2019 05:29 PM (Ox3cj)

369 338 you want it so that you have most day were it is much lower and only a few days when it is 200.



Its a huge pain in the butt. But in the long term, you'll be saving yourself a lot more pain in the butt than you can imagine.

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at June 18, 2019 05:25 PM (C6xeQ)


This morning it was 107, yesterday it was 95.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (mpXpK)

370 but the German equivalent of SNL will probably do a whole skit showing she's fine, like they did for hillary after she shit herself getting into that van.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (JziUy)

371 Horde beat me to the fasting jokes.

my fasting protocol, like my shelving, is sound.
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

Uh Oh.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (aS1PU)

372 You put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out,
you put your right hand in and you shake it all about...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (axyOa)

373 At least this chick succeeding Merkel has had children, according to wiki.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

374 I have seen this before; I believe it's called the DTs.

Posted by: An Observation at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (R/1/i)

375 "Parkinsons is horrible. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Being trapped in a body that is betraying you is never funny.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2019 05:28 PM (flINI)"

At least people take Parkinson's seriously. I had severe Tourette's from about 8 to 14. And everyone's like "oh haha it's the funny swearing disease!"

Because feeling like you're not in control of your own body is just hilarious. I blame Rob Schneider.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)

376 >>my fasting protocol, like my shelving, is sound.

must not say it

Posted by: Ahnold at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (PxX58)

377 No. Parkinson's sufferers tend to have localized
tremors. THey might have a lot of them at once, but they are
individual, not the whole body grooving out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 05:14 PM (weya0)

I think there may be different effects on different people or different stages or types. A Parkinson's sufferer I knew would shake like that when trying to stand.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

378 Well, her handler did interpose himself between her and the camera.


Her handler there is the president of Ukraine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:31 PM (fuK7c)

379 I'm a type 2 diabetic. I've had my sugar drop to dangerous levels but I never shook like that. For me, it was just an incredible feeling of weakness.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 18, 2019 05:31 PM (wzzJf)

380 The Heydrich camps were not under the jurisdiction of the SS.

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?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 05:31 PM (+y/Ru)

381 All of us down at the Brattleboro (aka Obammaboro, Vt) Women's, Gay, Lesbian, and Trans-Gender Reproductive Health Clinic wants to invite everyone to the "We Hate TTrump Day Celebration" tonight while Trump is in F;oorida. Come join us in this beautiful event to honor Presdent Obama also...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 18, 2019 05:32 PM (qM84C)

382 Just scanning a few other alt-right blog comments they're no help whatsoever on this matter about Merkel-- they're guessing everything from adrenochrome depletion to the trots to leprosy,

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 18, 2019 05:32 PM (nH6mr)

383 Initially, I read that as "bad chili."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 18, 2019 05:19 PM (nH6mr)


"Bad chili." It was the carrots.

Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2019 05:32 PM (Y8PSl)

384 What's an alt-right blog anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 05:32 PM (Mouru)

385
there is no way I'd know how to react to THAT

that is not a human...reaction...to anything
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Somewhere deep in the mountains of Bavaria, in a supposedly abandoned monastery a ceremony begins; chanting, incense, ancient prayers spoken in a dead language. Far away at that very moment, Angela Merkel begins to respond to the exorcism . . .

Posted by: William Peter Bleety at June 18, 2019 05:32 PM (C6xeQ)

386 379
I'm a type 2 diabetic. I've had my sugar drop to dangerous levels but I
never shook like that. For me, it was just an incredible feeling of
weakness.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 18, 2019 05:31 PM (wzzJf)


Before I started taking meds by blood surgar was up to 600. I fell over in the lawn going to the mail box.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

387 Speaking controlled fasting, have you hit the PayPal link in the upper left corner?

There's a wide variety of information available on this website, from dangerous dieting tips to pictures of women with gigantic breasts to song lyrics to mockery of stupid Democratic politicians from NY state.

Consider a donation to keep the madness going. Who knows, some day we may even get an edit post feature.

Give generously, what else are you going to spend money on? Food? Political campaigns? Porn?

Ace of Spades HQ is more important than any of those.

Act now while supplies last.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

388 Her handler there is the president of Ukraine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:31 PM (fuK7c)


Well does that arrangement seem just a little cozy to anyone else?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (t+qrx)

389 At least people take Parkinson's seriously. I had severe Tourette's from about 8 to 14. And everyone's like "oh haha it's the funny swearing disease!"


I take it seriously. my daughter has Tourettes

she doesn't let me tell anyone she has it anymore b/c she has it pretty under control. her exclamations are mostly very quiet grunts now, or coughs. annoying but people don't tend to note them as TS

anyway

as part of her initial therapy I used to have to track her tics in a book and then show her how often, or video her and show her. I hated showing her. she didn't realize she was doing it most of the time. BUT that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (Rarvo)

390 >>>379 I'm a type 2 diabetic. I've had my sugar drop to dangerous levels but I never shook like that. For me, it was just an incredible feeling of weakness.
Posted by: Bill R.

well I can't tell you what your symptoms were, but when I felt weakness due to dehydration, wobbliness and shakiness were part of it.

Isn't weakness inherently a shaky kind of feeling?

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

391 >>>Speaking controlled fasting, have you hit the PayPal link in the upper left corner?


help me buy food so i can haz cheeseburger

or any food

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:34 PM (PbpT7)

392

Question: How many children, if any, did Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher have?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 18, 2019 05:34 PM (L65NW)

393
This morning it was 107, yesterday it was 95.


Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2019 05:30 PM (mpXpK)
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That's very nice indeed. Well done there. Be very consistent there and you are safe as houses.

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at June 18, 2019 05:34 PM (C6xeQ)

394 260 We shall grind your Bones to make our Schnitzels!!"
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For such as this, I visit this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 05:16 PM (KoKdw)

It is tres hordian.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:34 PM (5AuVV)

395 Yeah no one knows I have it anymore unless I tell them. I notice my tics but they're definitely not as active as they were when I was younger. I was afraid I'd tic a lot on Jeopardy but I really didn't notice much upon watching it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:35 PM (oZ6kz)

396 help me buy food so i can haz cheeseburger


Do you want ace to be the Bobby Sands of the dextrosphere? Do you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:35 PM (fuK7c)

397 We didn't hear the PA system, just before the beginning of this video, it was announced that "NOW IST ZE TIME ON SHPROCKETS VEN VE DANCE!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

398 She's not much of a dancer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

399 Fegelein!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2019 05:35 PM (FTlwv)

400 So when does she start twisting and shouting?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK8)

401 the President of Ukraine omg

yeah I'm pretty sure most Ukrainians would not react to something like that

their go-to would be stabbing her with a sacred dagger

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:36 PM (Rarvo)

402 You guys are absolutely terrible and I am laughing so hard over here. Pretty sure I am going straight to hell for this.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

403 Isn't weakness inherently a shaky kind of feeling?

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

Ask Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:36 PM (Kpl3J)

404 She's trying to keep from doing a Dr. Strangelove-style Hitler salute.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

405 It's a Prime Minister *and* a stand mixer!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)

406 Yeah no one knows I have it anymore unless I tell them. I notice my tics but they're definitely not as active as they were when I was younger. I was afraid I'd tic a lot on Jeopardy but I really didn't notice much upon watching it.

thank you for sharing this, Broseidon!

Am glad things are going well! she is doing really well also.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (Rarvo)

407 ace, Is there any other option besides paypal?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (TsX0v)

408 Maybe her load is unbalanced.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

409 whenever I'm feeling weak from dehydration, I say "I'm feeling shaky."

I don't know if I am literally shaking, but I feel that way.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

410 Give generously, what else are you going to spend money on? Food? Political campaigns? Porn?

Ace of Spades HQ is more important than any of those.

Act now while supplies last.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK

No porn or food? C'mon man, you've got to know your audience.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 05:38 PM (RD7QR)

411 I don't like to see anyone suffer, but the amount of damage she has caused modern Western civilization is incalculable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 05:38 PM (sy5kK)

412 lol I realize I deleted a bunch of my first TS post but not the whole last bit so that's confusing

only about twenty percent more confusing than my average post tho so

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:38 PM (Rarvo)

413 407 ace, Is there any other option besides paypal?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (TsX0v)

You don't need a paypal account to send money using the link.

All you need is a credit card and the ability to feel the pain of others. We call that empathy. And having a credit rating above 500.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)

414 >>>407 ace, Is there any other option besides paypal?


no, alas.

btw, if the thing with paypal is that you don't have a paypal account, you don't need one.

if it's a moral objection, that's different, obviously.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

415
Kuru.
Kuru!
KURU!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 05:39 PM (xTFXi)

416 That tune, composed by Haydn, is still used as the setting for hymns in both the Catholic and Anglican hymnals.

Also some Protestant hymnals have the tune. I remember singing it and thought, hey that's the German national anthem. Can't remember the hymn name unfortunately.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 18, 2019 05:39 PM (PKgxz)

417
She's not much of a dancer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Helter Skelter!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2019 05:40 PM (aKsyK)

418 I've seen this condition before.

She has to pee.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2019 05:40 PM (3H9h1)

419 410 Give generously, what else are you going to spend money on? Food? Political campaigns? Porn?

Ace of Spades HQ is more important than any of those.

Act now while supplies last.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK

No porn or food? C'mon man, you've got to know your audience.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 05:38 PM (RD7QR)

I need to work on my sales pitch.

Maybe it should be food, porn AND Ace of Spades HQ?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

420 Here is the correct diagnosis

https://tinyurl.com/bsavesk

Posted by: An Observation at June 18, 2019 05:40 PM (R/1/i)

421

Another American dies in the Dominican Republic.

I cannot believe there is one American left there. What fools. What absolute fools.

Posted by: mayoclinic.org at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (vEIlU)

422 I like Vox Day's theory better: Merkel's a canibal.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (bp3BU)

423 The concentration camps "KLs" were run by the SS.


Creepy Krautish trivium as the thread winds down. Konzentrationslager were orignally called KL (kah ell) but the SS changed the abbreviation to KZ (kah tzet) because it sounded meaner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (fuK7c)

424 Can't remember the hymn name unfortunately.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 18, 2019 05:39 PM (PKgxz)

pssst - it's in the comments. twice. (glorious things)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)

425 DT's?

How do you stand next to that and not offer assistance?
Idiot acted like he didn't notice.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (LWu6U)

426 Just like Hillary. Holy shit! It really is the Kuru.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (xTFXi)

427 Barack Obama suffered from this same condition. They discovered was that Reggie Love, the Body Man, was hidden under the sheets beneath him.

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (kLDv+)

428 Maybe its a tumah.

Posted by: Ahnold at June 18, 2019 05:20 PM (PxX5
..........

She's certainly not going to be climbing the Alps barefoot anytime soon.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

429 409 whenever I'm feeling weak from dehydration, I say "I'm feeling shaky."

I don't know if I am literally shaking, but I feel that way.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)
----------------

Whenever I'm feeling weeks, it's called, "I need to buy a gun and the new Ruger Redhawk would look great in my safe."

Then, I start shaking at the thought of telling my wife I just purchased a new handgun and we're living on Top Ramen for the next month.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (qC1Sy)

430 the President of Ukraine omg

Our love for the Germans is right up there with our love for the Russians!

Posted by: Ukrainians at June 18, 2019 05:42 PM (I2/tG)

431 Yeah I mean I'm sure Punta Cana is nice but the Bahamas are nice too and people there aren't dying at the rate of an Agatha Christie novel.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)

432 155 New babe is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, AKK for short.

-
I'd say "babe" is something of an exaggeration.

https://binged.it/2ZwwpBu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

Most German women look like men to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 18, 2019 05:42 PM (vkS2Z)

433 Everybody in my family has a nervous tic or something that leads to foot taping or shaking. My brother-in-law calls it the Wrecks motor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)

434 Okay Re: the paypal thing. I have an account but I just googled Paypal, did not sign in and it said I had to have an account to send money. So what am I doing wrong?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

435 Our love for the Germans is right up there with our love for the Russians!


I know I mean that guy was literally the last man on Earth who'd want to help her out

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:42 PM (Rarvo)

436 I assume it could be a neuro issue. I have lifelong experience with neurological issues. Saying that I'm no DR. I don't even play one on TV. Dystonia is what that looked like to me.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 18, 2019 05:42 PM (0OmEj)

437 weeks?

Weak.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 05:42 PM (qC1Sy)

438 >
She's not much of a dancer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

She was pogo-ing. Maybe she was playing "Gabba gabba hey" in her head.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (LWu6U)

439 Electrolytes are what plants need.

Posted by: hadsil at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (Wdt2K)

440 391 >>>Speaking controlled fasting, have you hit the PayPal link in the upper left corner?


help me buy food so i can haz cheeseburger

or any food
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:34 PM (PbpT7)

He only eats one week a month so any donation will help.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (cF8AT)

441 if it's a moral objection, that's different, obviously.

I have a moral objection to the lack of busty lesbian porn of late.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (t6MX/)

442 I cannot believe there is one American left there. What fools. What absolute fools.

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Right? If I had a trip booked there, I'd only do it if I packed all of my own food and drink, and then what's the point?

And I really like how the government of DR is focusing on covering up the murders instead of solving them.

Really forward thinking of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (AzW6q)

443 Konzentrationslager were orignally called KL (kah ell)

hmm - what if Kal El had crash landed in a kah ell? the birth of Uberman???

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

444 I think people bought those vacas to DR way long ago

and now are like "welp. can't get deposit back"

I wouldn't do it tho yikes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (Rarvo)

445 We sometimes sing that at mass (Catholic). I love it. I tell people afterward that "It's better in the original German." Boy, I hate hippy music.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (I5SAg)

446 The DR has Eastern European "models" you can rent a house with when taking your Vacation.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 05:44 PM (xTFXi)

447 You know, other than them coming here voluntarily, being allowed to leave, not taking all their shit, not forcing them to work, giving them jobs, education, healthcare, drivers licenses food and clothing. It's like so OMG EXACTLY the same! Fucking window licker.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 18, 2019 05:44 PM (H4VdJ)

448 Our minibar service is now complimentary!

On the house!

Posted by: The Dominican Republic at June 18, 2019 05:45 PM (I2/tG)

449 Everybody in my family has a nervous tic or something that leads to foot taping..."

I never had you picked for Chinese.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:45 PM (Kpl3J)

450 Apropos of nothing, I was doing some Alexandra Chalupa researching today, and who popped up? None other than our favorite litigious, convicted redacted.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 05:45 PM (t6MX/)

451 I like Vox Day's theory better: Merkel's a canibal.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2019 05:41 PM (bp3BU)


Heh. The Book Of Eli.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2019 05:45 PM (aS1PU)

452 Most German women look like men to me.


Have you considered East (yes, East) German long jumper Susen Tiedke?

http://bit.ly/2IPmmke

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)

453
I've seen this condition before.

She has to pee.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


https://tinyurl.com/y89mlubq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2019 05:46 PM (aKsyK)

454 Apropos of nothing, I was doing some Alexandra Chalupa researching today, and who popped up? None other than our favorite litigious, convicted redacted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 05:45 PM (t6MX/)

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Just how in the hell is he mixed up in this? The guy is like a cancer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)

455 407 ace, Is there any other option besides paypal?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (TsX0v)

You don't need one.

1) Hit the Paypal button upper left main page
2) Enter amount
3) Hit continue
4) Scroll down to where it says 'Pay with debit or credit card"
5) Enter card info.
6) Done.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 05:46 PM (cF8AT)

456 He only eats one week a month so any donation will help.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 05:43 PM (cF8AT)

I am not going to finish this grilled cheese.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 05:46 PM (t6MX/)

457 In answer to a question above-Margaret Thatcher had a son and a daughter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 05:47 PM (ivkO2)

458 The DR should start dressing their workers up like zombies and selling vacations as a Resident Evil adventure package. See if you can escape Raccoon City alive!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:47 PM (oZ6kz)

459
Have you considered East (yes, East) German long jumper Susen Tiedke?

Her face is sort of manly.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 05:47 PM (TAmPV)

460 The DR has Eastern European "models" you can rent a house with when taking your Vacation.

So do we! If you have the money to be in one of the exclusive camps, of course!

Welcome Silicon Valley millionaires!

Posted by: Burning Man at June 18, 2019 05:48 PM (I2/tG)

461 Oh, you said redacted.

I thought you said litigious convicted retard and was gonna say, well of course Michael Avenatti is involved somehow.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)

462 I should feel sorry for this witch if it's a medical condition but sadly I don't.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:48 PM (BbGew)

463 Just how in the hell is he mixed up in this? The guy is like a cancer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)

Go to Clinton Foundation Timeline. Search for DNC operative, Alexandra Chalupa. He shows up there. Working with her on the Ukraine Russia information gathering/dissemination or resist protest organizing. I forget. She was into both.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 05:49 PM (t6MX/)

464 Most German women look like men to me.


To keep things political, the girl who used to run AfD (that's sort of like a German Tea Party, except they have seats in the Bundestag) has exactly the right mix of mannishness and hawt.

Frauke Petry.

https://binged.it/2RjGK0C

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)

465 pssst - it's in the comments. twice. (glorious things)

Sorry, not going to scan 400 comments looking but hey knock yourself out.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 18, 2019 05:49 PM (PKgxz)

466 Have you considered East (yes, East) German long jumper Susen Tiedke?

http://bit.ly/2IPmmke
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)
---------------

Michelle Jenneke

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 05:49 PM (qC1Sy)

467 Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 18, 2019 05:49 PM (PKgxz)

That's the answer: "Glorious Things of Thee Are Spoken" words by John Newton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 05:50 PM (ivkO2)

468 463 Just how in the hell is he mixed up in this? The guy is like a cancer.


He's at the center of a lot of Democrat 'organizing.'


Perfect work for a sociopath.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

469 She's got quivering liberal dementia. Comes and goes. Caught it from Bill Clinton who also gave it to Hillary.

Posted by: hepcat at June 18, 2019 05:50 PM (5b+Sr)

470 Sorry, not going to scan 400 comments looking but hey knock yourself out."

ok how about if you just read inside the parentheses in what you quoted. See I try to make it easy!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

471 The German Hillary! is having health issues? The parallels are staggering.l

Posted by: Jerry M Root at June 18, 2019 05:51 PM (cL+Cq)

472 405 It's a Prime Minister *and* a stand mixer!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)

Nice.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:52 PM (5AuVV)

473 I should feel sorry for this witch if it's a medical condition but sadly I don't.

She accepted a million "Syrian refugees" (most of whom were neither Syrian nor refugees) without consulting with anybody, and when that backfired, demanded that the rest of Europe take most of them.

Second-worst German leader in history.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 05:52 PM (I2/tG)

474 466 Have you considered East (yes, East) German long jumper Susen Tiedke?

http://bit.ly/2IPmmke
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)
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Michelle Jenneke
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 05:49 PM (qC1Sy)

It moved. And wriggled.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK8)

475 408 Maybe her load is unbalanced.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

Jeez, y'all are on fire, here.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:53 PM (5AuVV)

476 Von't you take me to....Funkytown?

Posted by: A. Merkel at June 18, 2019 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

477 Consider a donation to keep the madness going. Who knows, some day we may even get an edit post feature.

Give generously, what else are you going to spend money on? Food? Political campaigns? Porn?

Ace of Spades HQ is more important than any of those.

Act now while supplies last.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK


C'mon, Mark, we're Morons here. No need to ask for donations to AoS by insulting us.

Nobody spends money on porn when it's free.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 05:53 PM (sy5kK)

478
Most German women look like men to me.


Lelia Lowfire

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 05:53 PM (TAmPV)

479 What's the deal with fit girls getting tattoos on the pinky side their forearm? Can I get a quick 411 on this movement?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 05:53 PM (xTFXi)

480 Ace, dropped a Benjamin in the jar for ya.


Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2019 05:54 PM (3H9h1)

481 She's a robot. Her flywheel is out of whack. Probably explode in the next couple days. I'd stand clear.

Posted by: hepcat at June 18, 2019 05:54 PM (5b+Sr)

482 That was the King Engine. She's getting ready to fight a monster from City Z.

Posted by: Max Power at June 18, 2019 05:55 PM (q177U)

483
this looks like hypoglecemia to me.

Or a poorly-constructed shelf fell on her head.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 05:55 PM (3Cwyh)

484 ace, Is there any other option besides paypal?
Posted by: Ben Had

You can do it as a guest and don't have to sign up for anything.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2019 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

485 She's a robot. Her flywheel is out of whack. Probably explode in the next couple days. I'd stand clear.
Posted by: hepcat at June 18, 2019 05:54 PM (5b+Sr)



I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. Its going to go 100 percent failure within 72 hours.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 18, 2019 05:57 PM (Mouru)

486 Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas left out these extreme shaky scenes like Hillary and Merkel displayed.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 05:57 PM (xTFXi)

487 413 407 ace, Is there any other option besides paypal?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2019 05:37 PM (TsX0v)

You don't need a paypal account to send money using the link.

All you need is a credit card and the ability to feel the pain of others. We call that empathy. And having a credit rating above 500.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK


and for those under a 500 score, a debit card works too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 05:58 PM (sy5kK)

488 Thank you Tami! I owed Ace anyway for proceeds from HQ themed jewelry but added a little extra

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 05:58 PM (dUJdY)

489 Greetings fappers and fappees.

So, Merkel-Bot model 2000 still has bugs? Send over a Hillary-Bot with the new upgrades. They'll never notice the difference.

"Socialism. Socialism. Socialism. Socialism..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 05:59 PM (HaL55)

490 It's obvious, she's got one of those remote control vibrator things in her, and her girlfriend is having a good time with it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 05:59 PM (y6WP0)

491 You can do it as a guest and don't have to sign up for anything.

Yes, that's exactly what I just did.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

492 When does the rally start?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2019 06:00 PM (FTlwv)

493 Cant you send money with that Zelle thingy using only an email address?

Posted by: mog smash at June 18, 2019 06:00 PM (qMjSx)

494 478


Most German women look like men to me.





Lelia Lowfire

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 05:53 PM (TAmPV)

Thread grinds to standstill.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 06:00 PM (t6MX/)

495 When does the rally start?

8:00 ET

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 06:01 PM (dUJdY)

496 Nood

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2019 06:01 PM (FTlwv)

497 Thank you Jewells!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2019 06:01 PM (FTlwv)

498 476 Von't you take me to....Funkytown?
Posted by: A. Merkel at June 18, 2019 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

Oh, thanks. Earworm.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:01 PM (5AuVV)

499 Maybe she is getting ready for the formal state ball that evening and is just practicing twerking.

Posted by: An Observation at June 18, 2019 06:02 PM (R/1/i)

500 Miriam Neureuther -Biathlon

Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gmo/4)

501 Nood Maddow

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 06:02 PM (DuZls)

502 YW Jinx

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 06:02 PM (dUJdY)

503 Watched that video. Some blurb on it has "Merkel says she's OK after shaking."


So that's how stupid they think we are, eh? That we believe that bullshit? Yeah, right...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 06:02 PM (HaL55)

504 Posted by: ace at June 18, 2019 05:34 PM (PbpT7)

Ace, I made a hydration donation; however, I view Valu-Rite as an acceptable liquid delivery mechanism!

Thank you for continuing to host this place of refuge for the deplorable bunch of scoundrels that seem to keep showing up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:03 PM (AZxMX)

505 Just looked it up
Trump rally 8pm, no major coverage ( I was looking also)
YouTube, FloridaToday.com

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 06:03 PM (BbGew)

506 >>Second-worst German leader in history

ANd in a generation Germany will be a muslim country.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:04 PM (bDqIh)

507 493
Cant you send money with that Zelle thingy using only an email address?


Posted by: mog smash at June 18, 2019 06:00 PM (qMjSx)

Funny thing about Zelle I may share for another time. No negs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 06:04 PM (t6MX/)

508 Looks similar to the symptoms that afflicted HillaryBot 2000.

I say scrap her.

Posted by: hepcat at June 18, 2019 06:04 PM (5b+Sr)

509 494 478 Most German women look like men to me.

Lelia Lowfire

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 05:53 PM (TAmPV)

Thread grinds to standstill.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 06:00 PM (t6MX/)

Purty.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (5AuVV)

510 Shake it up?
Shakin'?

pffft Kids nowadays.

Shake, Rattle & Roll

Posted by: ignorant at June 18, 2019 06:09 PM (ubFZv)

511 Just saw the video. Looks like Merkel needs to start drinking a different brand of whiskey.

Posted by: Sooner at June 18, 2019 06:15 PM (S5imR)

512 Dunno, could also be a Jumo Power Egg up her backside too.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (W+kMI)

513 Worst job of twerking...

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (LGo6U)

514 i'm getting old that is f-ing scary
got to give her credit

Posted by: john s at June 18, 2019 08:03 PM (giufj)

515 Looks like DTs to me. Someone pour her a strong one.

Posted by: deplorably bonnie blue at June 18, 2019 08:04 PM (D5b2h)

516 I think she has Kuru.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 18, 2019 08:40 PM (G0QK/)

517 She's most likely diabetic. Also, she's gained an inordinate amount of weight ( fat ) since her GW days. She's fat, she's diabetic, and her blood sugar is dangerously low.

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