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Ousted Egyptian President and Muslim Brotherhood Leader Mohammad Morsi Collapses in Court, Then Dies
Obama virtually installed this Muslim Brotherhood terrorist into the presidency.
Mohamed Morsi, the former president of Egypt and top Muslim Brotherhood official who was ousted by the military in 2013 and had been standing trial for espionage, collapsed and died during a court session Monday, state television reported. Morsi, 67, was in court when he suddenly blacked out and then died, according to state television. An Egyptian judicial official told the Associated Press that Morsi had just addressed the court, speaking from the glass cage he is kept in during sessions and warning that he had "many secrets" he could reveal before collapsing minutes later.Thanks to ChupaMe.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (DuZls)
Well, that doesn't happen every day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (rEfh+)
Posted by: Yo at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Losamantesdeteruel at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (AtClo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (AjVAj)
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Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (LL1Be)
That's racist.
Posted by: Caliban at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (dm05u)
Which leads me to believe that one faction of Islam thinks he was poisoned by another.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (1GThF)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (jXDuK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)
Maybe they should have put air holes in that glass box.
Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (2cuLk)
Close 'er up. Next thread.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
Egypt's Funniest Home Videos
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
just addressed the court, speaking from the glass cage he is kept in
during sessions and warning that he had "many secrets" he could reveal
before collapsing minutes later.
Did they remember to put holes in the glass cage? I'm guessing no.
Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Judge Kalikimaka at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (CSYCT)
"I have many secrets that I will re..."
*thud*
Hahahaha
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (Mouru)
What a shame.
Posted by: Mossad at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (1GThF)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (so+oy)
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Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (2cuLk)
They didn't even need an actual glass box.
Posted by: A Mime at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (T6t7i)
Another senseless victim of Hummus Fart Self-Asphyxiation.
Will no one think of the Evil Terrorist Dictators?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (r1/AF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (CSYCT)
426 Education has become a racket and a sinecure for leftists that should be brought to an unceremonious end. This could be accomplished almost immediately by prohibiting tenure for professors and most especially for college administrators.
The immediate and long term solution to this acting out should also be the elimination of tax exemptions for all colleges and universities. Additionally, all financial aid should be financed by the colleges and universities themselves with no tax payer guarantee of repayment.
Students should be allowed to discharge in bankruptcy all students loans in the same way that any other debt can be discharged. And finally college and university trust funds should be taxed annually at the same rate as the annual income for ordinary tax payers. I would also tax tuition for foreign students at at least 100%. If a foreign student is on financial aid then that aid regardless of its source should be taxed at least 200%.
The country has no need for degrees that are less useful than an HS Diploma from the 1950s. The government should encourage self sufficiency and real science not lysenkoism or politicized science.
There should be tax credits or vouchers for tax payers who wish to send their children to private primary and secondary schools. This benefit should be first funded by any federal financial aid to state education. And tenure should be completely eliminated. There should be a "hatch act" for teachers and it should be illegal for them or any public employee to unionize or go on strike.
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I don't recognize the nick, but I agree with every word of that.
Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
............
That's the first thing I thought of, Fen..
Either someone gave it to him and he willingly took it, or otherwise.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (so+oy)
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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (so+oy)
Shouldn't that be he sleeps with the camels?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (1GThF)
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Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (DuZls)
Now, he'll never get to take his magic escape act to Vegas.
At least Morsi died doing what he loved.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (r1/AF)
........
What is he, a fucking lizard?
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
To be fair, they gave him an old tire hanging from a rope to play with.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (1GThF)
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To be fair, they gave him an old tire hanging from a rope to play with.
Had a forehead like a drive-in movie theater.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
The Mandela funeral sign language guy is limbering up his fingers as we type.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (1GThF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
If they want a piece of that guy they need to get there early.
Posted by: Zombie Ayatollah Khomeini at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (FhXTo)
Is Barky crying?
Posted by: Cheri at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ikC4P)
Summering in a palace in the South of France? I doubt it. Biting a pillow, maybe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (CSYCT)
Posted by: Morsi at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (nFwvY)
"Dig him up and burn his skeleton, its the only way to be sure"
--Pope Martin V
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (Cus5s)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Aviator at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (2cuLk)
Close 'er up. Next thread.
Did the bailiff's shake the box and listen?
Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Miklos, uncoincidentally at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
LOL. I can actually picture that in my mind.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (6/uwW)
2. Put your junk in the box
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (JUOKG)
Rest assured that the current President of Egypt hated Morsi more than the Israelis ever did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat's Owner at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (DuZls)
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead" is a great play.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: joncelli, busily missing the point at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (1GThF)
Posted by: Schrodinger's Dictator at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (HTHlp)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)
2. Put your junk in the box
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK
==
3. Get her to open the box.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (pw+jk)
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Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (YslsA)
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead" is a great play.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (ivkO2)
Yes, very witty
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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (so+oy)
Shouldn't that be he sleeps with the camels?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:26 PM (1GThF)
He sleeps with the sand lice.
I would say he sleeps with the sandworms, but wrong planet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (Mouru)
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Funniest Onion headline I ever saw was when Marcel Marceau died:
"King of Mimes Trapped in Real Box This Time."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Arkancide has a long arm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (HTHlp)
Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Schrodinger's Dictator at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (LL1Be)
They opened the box and that sealed the deal.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (aS1PU)
It's amazing to watch the media sell out their country for their politics
Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (nLUpf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (HTHlp)
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Arkancyanide
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: dantesed at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:34 PM (4IPux)
And right in court, dude. Harsh!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (Dh1wo)
About our Secretary of State perhaps?
Obviously it was an Arkancide.
Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (v0R5T)
Morsi sleeps with the fishes..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (so+oy)
He's pleasant under glass.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (/NKts)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Dune know what you mean...
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (6/uwW)
Were you in time to save the dictator?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (YslsA)
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Posted by: Marcel Marceau at June 17, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)
Adolf Eichmann hardest hit...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: isolden at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (z0De4)
2. Put your junk in the box
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK
3. Profit?
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:35 PM (gC2IV)
His family will be taken care of. It's a good deal.
Posted by: Tom Hagen at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (Mouru)
That would be a true Arabian Nights touch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (CSYCT)
Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (IBt/r)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (1GThF)
The Conservative Case For Boxing Up Trump And Poisoning Him
Posted by: Editorial Board of The Bulwark at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (AzW6q)
Sigh...Elections have consequences. Who are the morons who vote for Agriculture Commissioner a sorority girl with three inch fake nails and no experience in agriculture?
Posted by: Losamantesdeteruel at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (AtClo)
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He has to be angered first?
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Boswell
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Ah. The Heinrich Himmler Maneuver.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Clxcy)
It took 5-6 of us pounding it with a 16# sledge over half an hour to finally break it.
Were you in time to save the dictator?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (fuK7c)
Not before someone pressed the Popcorn button.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (t6MX/)
2. Put your junk in the box
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3. Profit?
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)
That's step 4
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Posted by: Duke Lowell
That's when I knew it was the Muslim Brotherhood all along...
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (1FhAQ)
they love them some Muslim Brotherhood ever since TOTES NOT A SECRET MUSLIM Obama came along
Posted by: Morsi at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)
Raimondo and Helen Thomas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zBaqJ)
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He has to be angered first?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (1FhAQ)
Good point. His name has become a killing word...
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If you're gonna write a play about characters Shakespeare created, it better be good.
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NO DUMBASS, I SAID 72 VIRGINIANS!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (gC2IV)
--Pope Martin V
Also, check if the body floats. If it does, he's a witch.
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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)
I'd like to think Trump had something to do with that, but Egypt took care of things themselves. Good on 'em.
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (39g3+)
If Hitler was still alive, they'd be fawning over him, too. Such a snappy dresser, and that pants crease!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay
Aw, come on! Even if you know someone in the King's Chamber?
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Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (axyOa)
If Hitler was still alive, they'd be fawning over him, too. Such a snappy dresser, and that pants crease!
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And they did, at least until he invaded Russia.
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- - Janitor In a Drum
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Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (PxX58)
NO DUMBASS, I SAID 72 VIRGINIANS!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (gC2IV)
Too bad that joke only works in the English language. I understand the Arabic equivalent is raisins.
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"He made great changes to the German economy and was a frustrated painter. A war veteran, even. And his speechmaking, what a statesman!"
--Chris Cillizza
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Max Power
She's only transitioning to virgin...so 72.5
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (4IPux)
Oh tell me that there are steps there and George just took one down.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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“Alas, poor Mohammad! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow/ of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.”
Posted by: The Bard at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (bmdz3)
CAIR's executive director:
The first and last democratically elected president in the history of #Egypt died today in court.
#Morsi's case is one of tens of thousands of others-activists, journalists, lawyers, doctors, educators who languish in abhorent conditions in Egypt under #sisi's authoritarian rule.
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https://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh
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Hobbits are real!
Mmm, so is Melania...
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"He made great changes to the German economy and was a frustrated painter. A war veteran, even. And his speechmaking, what a statesman!"
--Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)
The Conservative Case for Hitler.
- - Cuck-Bunker Magazine
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)
OMG. Worth the click.
The Trumps meet the Gollum...
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Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (LL1Be)
Steffi is a little guy, like Reich, but he's not THAT little, probably steps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)
"He made great changes to the German economy and was a frustrated painter. A war veteran, even. And his speechmaking, what a statesman!"
--Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)
"Und he vas a vonderful dancer..."
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Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (CSYCT)
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Since when did CAIR start running campaign ads for Sisi?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (AzW6q)
CAIR's executive director:
The first and last democratically elected president in the history of #Egypt died today in court.
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This is precisely what Bernie would say if Maduro keeled over tomorrow.
Posted by: The Bard at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (O2RFr)
Do not trust short people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Iblis at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (jUVms)
Yeah they are spotting him a few inches there, like in sports. Maybe in lifts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (39g3+)
Just back from the Dominican Republic, was he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (dPMBY)
Steffi is a little guy, like Reich, but he's not THAT little, probably steps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)
The expression on Melania's face: "Not only are you beneath contempt, you're WAY beneath contempt!"
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Bella Abzug at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (CSYCT)
I'd pay good money to see a dwarf tossing contest with Reich in it. Especially if it involved tossing him onto a bed of hot coals.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:43 PM (I2/tG)
If CAIR is for him then I'm against him.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (CSYCT)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (PxX5
.........
Ssssh.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)
You have a death wish or something?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)
Since the average height for women is about 5'4 or 5'5 that's a lot of people you're not going to trust.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Raking down $500K/year, 'teaching' one class at UCLA.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (2kj6M)
Ah, ah, uh, uh, I, I, uh-uh
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:47 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: gp The Hate-Spewer at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (mk9aG)
If you're saying "don't trust women" you may be on to something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (39g3+)
https://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM
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Is too:
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/D9S1qQBUcAAeSdR.jpg
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (DuZls)
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"HahahaHa...Ever buddy knows it's...oh, wait."
Posted by: Web Hubble's fleshy jowls at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (ty7RM)
https://tinyurl.com/y3f89ykh
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (PxX5
Once on Sports Center Vasgersian was on with two ex-MLB players who asked the cameraman to pull back ... to reveal Vasgersian was standing on a milk crate to talk with them.
Since I can't stand Vasgersian, I was amused.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (1GThF)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Look at the picture of Stephanopolous standing next to Trump while he is seated at his desk.
He's a wee tiny little midget.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (PxX58)
Well they're average height so presumably trustworthy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Im29too at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (KuiSd)
Posted by: ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Ramsay Bolton at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: Zombie Milton Friedman at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (dUJdY)
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I knew they guy was short, but that's like circus short.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (4IPux)
Posted by: Im29too at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (KuiSd)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 05:49 PM (ts3NT)
Yeah, for some reason people just don't get it when you say "It's nothing personal, I hate everybody." Weird.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:51 PM (v0R5T)
Do not trust short people.
I think he staged the standing up interview with Trump to give the impression that Trump was on the witness stand being questioned by a prosecutor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (TAmPV)
Yeah he's subnormal but he's not a gnome. Reich is tiny like that though, odd for a guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Vg0V6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Never saw it in the theater but the movie version with Richard Dreyfess was quirky funny ...
Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (LPnfS)
I miss the 70's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (BbGew)
"Tell me about it"
--Harry Callahan
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (KP5rU)
I can hardly wait for the selfies.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Vg0V6)
"Here we are with the corpse! LOL!"
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: al Sisi at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (EK+Pw)
What's this about Capt Kirk being a guest on some geek podcast and then getting sjw'd by the hosts of the podcast?
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 05:54 PM (iZLl6)
CAIR got the Army War College to stop a lecture from anti-Islamist Raymond Ibrahim
Terrorist organization should've been dismembered ages ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:54 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Clxcy)
The recoil can be a problem.
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (q177U)
I can hardly wait for the selfies. /i]
And the speech.
"On this sad occasion I'd like to remind you all about me. When I first heard about Morsi I was busy at work fundamentally transforming America. Now, some say that I was carving the head off infants and slurping up the goo inside, but in truth I was... was... what's with that hook? Hey!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)
Watch the sun rise
From the tropic isle
We'll remember Bluebell
All the while
You just offed Morsi
Posted by: Miklos' Giant Alibi Discount Warehouse at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: f'd at June 17, 2019 05:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Hold my beer.
--Tub Girl
Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (1GThF)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)
They should be required to register as foreign agents of Qatar.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (I2/tG)
Habitrail for Dictators has been recalled by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^
Why Trump doesn't just declare them a terrorist org. and jail/deport the members? Start w/Illin' Omar and Rancidia Talib(an).
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Passing Commenter at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (4fmLd)
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (Vg0V6)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 05:57 PM (I2/tG)
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Why? They're not conservative.
Posted by: The Deep State on FARA Violations at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
*having weird image of Comey with Steffi in one of those baby sling pouches*
Posted by: Miklos, now needs a drink at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (QzkSJ)
What a way to go.
Trapped in that glass box like a $10 pack of movie theater MilkDuds.
Posted by: mikeyG
The only thing that could improve it would be to have one of those hot dog roller things inside the glass box. Come to think of it, that's probably where he is now.
Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 05:59 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Seems Legit"
pretty much.
I follow the Muslim Skeptic blog. he notes that Sarsour and Omar support a lot of degenerate shit. he blogs to warn Muslims not to support all the Tranny, Feminist, and other Homo nonsense that those two keep supporting.
the only star these creatures follow is the destruction of the West. Muslim Skeptic figures, okay, the west might be going to Jahannam right now, but that doesn't mean Muslims should follow it. or that any of the people of the book should follow it
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 05:59 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 05:50 PM (ty7RM)
GFY
Posted by: Zombie Toulouse Lautrec at June 17, 2019 05:59 PM (Mouru)
https://tinyurl.com/y5bhk2ku
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 05:59 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: FlimFlammed at June 17, 2019 06:00 PM (xpKpV)
Posted by: Passing Commenter at June 17, 2019 05:58 PM (4fmLd)
He was multisexual before his time!
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:00 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)
That was when the now famous phrase, LOLGF, was first spoken.
Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 06:01 PM (YyH4g)
He's a wee tiny little midget.
Posted by: JackStraw
My wife has met him - an unfortunate risk associated with her law firm - she's 5'5" - she says she towered over him...
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 06:01 PM (32YRo)
Yeah I'm almost 6'3 which is tall normally. I get comments from girls about how tall I am, like it was some kind of personal accomplishment. Then on Sundays I'd go to a church full of dutch immigrants and feel like a dwarf. Those guys are huge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: pep at June 17, 2019 06:01 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Paladin at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (K541N)
Judge: "Allahu Ackhar, Defendant Morsi is found guilty posthumously and all of his assets are forfeit to the Mosque General Fund. Now get me the fuck out of here before Allah speaks so clearly again".
Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (gC2IV)
He dissed her cupcakes. Bad, bad move.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:02 PM (4IPux)
I suspect all the spectators in that court room were happy to be isolated from what ever was inside the box.
Not to worry. Ebola can't be contracted from the air.
Posted by: The CDC at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (iZLl6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Australians - never saw dudes bigger than that - at 6' I stood in there shadow - unnerving.
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (32YRo)
After they sentenced Maria Butina to eighteen months in jail for violating FARA, they should have sent platoons of heavily armed US Marshals down K Steet, and done a mass roundup of lobbyists, herding them into police buses.
Thousands of people in DC violate FARA, but only a select few get prosecuted for it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (I2/tG)
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And, he's not a dwarf, so EVERY thing is proportional. I saw his wife on Senifeld's show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. I feel sorry for her now. I guess it is all about the Benjis.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:04 PM (ty7RM)
He's a wee tiny little midget.
His mother was bingeing on ouzo while pregnant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (Wx/+I)
Guilt about what she was about to loose on the world, I assume.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:04 PM (1FhAQ)
So much for that, boyo.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 06:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:05 PM (JFO2v)
Yeah I envision a scene like the mobsters being tried in Dark Knight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 06:06 PM (32YRo)
He's a wee tiny little midget.
Posted by: JackStraw
We represent the Lolipop Guild,
the Lolipop Guild,
the Lolipop Guild.
And in the name of the Lolipop Guild,
we wish to welcome George to Munchkin Land.
Posted by: The Lolipop Guild at June 17, 2019 06:06 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: jon podesta at June 17, 2019 06:06 PM (Lktpy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)
A church full of Squareheads?
Or are those the Swedes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 17, 2019 06:03 PM (iZLl6)
Swede/Norwegian.
Racist.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (bcbK8)
Were they able to get him? Of coursey.
Just put under glass
And wait for to pass;
Egyptians won't suffer Re Morsi.
Posted by: Im29too at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (KuiSd)
Posted by: dantesed at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (88xKn)
There will be no President Gregg Abbott in our future.
Hopefully.
https://www.thefire.org/texas-governor-signs-unconstitutional-bills-into-law/
He just displayed the kind of awful judgement you don't want in the Presidency.
Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (r1/AF)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)
Posted by: PJ at June 17, 2019 06:08 PM (qlTN9)
You must be this tall to interview the President.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:08 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)
The Dutch men are tallest. Lithuanian women are the tallest.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)
I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it. But damn those guys are tall and broad. Something in the canal water.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Lolipop Guild at June 17, 2019 06:06 PM (aS1PU)
Unfortunately not the mortician with Hillary's political death certificate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:10 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Rachel Dozesall at June 17, 2019 06:10 PM (DuZls)
I think the Deep State nailed Morsi. Did not want him to reveal those secrets he talked about.
Posted by: PJ at June 17, 2019 06:08 PM (qlTN9)
Is it too much to ask for a Comey-sized glass box?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:11 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:11 PM (4IPux)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)
The Dutch men are tallest. Lithuanian women are the tallest.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)
[Checks plane fares to Vilnius]
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at June 17, 2019 06:11 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 06:12 PM (r1/AF)
So, what are The Smith's going to do now that Morsi's dead?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 06:12 PM (r1/AF)
Panic on the streets of London.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (4IPux)
twitter.com/jodrellbank/status/1140000363367546882
Listen to the silence, let it ring on
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)
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Wut?
Posted by: Nepal at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: PJ at June 17, 2019 06:08 PM (qlTN9)
Secrets that had absolutely nothing to do with child trafficking, child sex trafficking, and organ harvesting. Trust me.
Posted by: jon podesta at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (Lktpy)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:07 PM (4IPux)
The Dutch men are tallest. Lithuanian women are the tallest.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)
The is the hord must have stats on cup sizes.
you do know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at June 17, 2019 06:14 PM (nnmv8)
Posted by: Rachel Dozesall at June 17, 2019 06:10 PM (DuZls)
I missed the last thread, but I thought she changed her name to something African-sounding.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (Ez6QX)
I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)
Cloggies?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (WJy0R)
you do know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)
Poland, from personal research.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (qBNEP)
twitter.com/jodrellbank/status/1140000363367546882
Listen to the silence, let it ring on
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM
I was expecting a Nissan.
Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (PxX58)
NO DUMBASS, I SAID 72 VIRGINIANS!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 05:39 PM (gC2IV)
Too bad that joke only works in the English language. I understand the Arabic equivalent is raisins.
raisinia is north of peruvia.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (sGtp+)
Japan seems to range between flat and "bigger than my torso" and nothing in between.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)
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Somebody page me??
Posted by: Billy Jeff, holding his misshapen phallus at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)
I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)
Gouda-crazed dike pokers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (Wx/+I)
A corpse, of course...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM (oVJmc)
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They've got to take first prize in the distended nipple department too.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)
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Clog wearing tulip molesters?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM (gC2IV)
twitter.com/jodrellbank/status/1140000363367546882
Listen to the silence, let it ring on
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:13 PM (ykYG2)
When discovered the discoverer: Jocelyn Bell Burnell named it an LGM (Little Green Men) because the signal was so regular she thought it could possibly be from another civilization.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (39g3+)
I don't know if there's a derogatory term for Dutch people, I mean I am sure there is but I don't know it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)
Gouda-crazed dike pokers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:17 PM (Wx/+I)
Clip-clopping windmill fuckers.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (pgXNG)
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As Palp called them, "tulip peddling canal wogs."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Cunta Crazy
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)
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Clog wearing tulip molesters?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:18 PM
Dike hole fingerers?
Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 06:20 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:20 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: egyptian coroner at June 17, 2019 06:20 PM (Dh1wo)
I loved ace's Norwegian slurs, they were so hilariously mocking racism. Snowbacks, Icebillies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bigot at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (4IPux)
Tell me about it. Cheapest fucker I have ever worked for.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (gmo/4)
Dutch will do.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 06:16 PM (PxX5
What do the dutch call a dutch oven?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
Huma's mom is close friends with Morsi's widow.
Our embassy in Egypt strongly supporting Morsi makes more sense now, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (W+vEI)
and as I read it, I felt overwhelmingly sad, since we really should be doing better as a society than producing "men" like this who are such total failures right out of the box. I don't know what went wrong with him, probably everything went wrong. I suppose I hate the idea of lives that just fall through the cracks and are lost, and no one hardly will ever even notice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)
I think Al Swearengen called them "squareheads"
Posted by: Ramsay Bolton at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (gk7if)
Tell me about it. Cheapest fucker I have ever worked for.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (dUJdY)
It's not called "Dutch Treat" for nothing.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: weew at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: Fawn Liebowitz at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (flINI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
Foreplay, the sick bastards.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (W+vEI)
I'm guessing he wasn't getting fed enough or hydrated enough (things that adversely affect the elderly more) and he succumbed.
Saves on the cost of the bullets. Or do they hang 'em?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (7f50i)
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)
As Palp called them, "tulip peddling canal wogs."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:19 PM (AzW6q)
I miss him.
Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (sdi6R)
There will be no President Gregg Abbott in our future.
Hopefully.
https://www.thefire.org/texas-governor-signs-unconstitutional-bills-into-law/
He just displayed the kind of awful judgement you don't want in the Presidency.
you may want to consider the source that you linked to
I think this rose out of the Baylor football team deal where the school's Title IX officer protected the scholarship players and squelched the reports from some of the girls that reported them.
Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (XTiHL)
I loved ace's Norwegian slurs, they were so hilariously mocking racism. Snowbacks, Icebillies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)
Sometimes it's hard to tell who's mocking it and who means it.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: f'd
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Much less the anchor of a 'news' broadcast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: zombie al swearengen at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (Dh1wo)
True fact: I hung that pulsar signature outside my cubicle walls 2013-17. black on white though, not white on black like on the album cover. I told people it was because I was an astrophysics buff and, also, I told them about Burnell.
there was ONE guy who knew what it was also a picture of. He was another Brit.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
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A pot.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (7f50i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (u82oZ)
Any way that they can say this is Bad Orange Mans fault ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 17, 2019 06:24 PM (a5hgv)
Posted by: Axeman
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My friends there call them 'Cheeseheads'. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (dUJdY)
https://tinyurl.com/yynnj3pb
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I just retweeted that with this:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, the "Circle Jerk" illustrated.'
What a couple of endless tools.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: jon podesta at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (Lktpy)
Which is the reason I call them Dutch.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (PxX58)
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I read that wrong the first time.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (ty7RM)
Get better?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 17, 2019 06:25 PM (6eEQ+)
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Stop whining.
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (DuZls)
Not anymore. She's dead.....unless the sailors are into the sort of thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Mossad at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (Ns3QB)
Tell you what's not going to happen. Joyce and Rourke are still not going to get PAID. bahahah!
Posted by: jonny 'man of the people' marr at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (ykYG2)
https://tinyurl.com/yynnj3pb
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Without looking, is it Charlie Rose and Bill Moyers?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:27 PM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: the Poles at June 17, 2019 06:27 PM (FTlwv)
Leftists trying to destroy the youngest generation
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)
Tell you what's not going to happen. Joyce and Rourke are still not going to get PAID. bahahah!
Posted by: jonny 'man of the people' marr at June 17, 2019 06:26 PM (ykYG2)
Oh lord. Johnny Marr trying to get Japan to get mad about PDT at Fuji Rock last year...
Posted by: Hikaru at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Morsi in Chains at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 06:27 PM (ZMWtN)
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More liberal. Jonah Goldberg and Noah Rothman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: RKae at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Z7UfT)
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (qyqhr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (qyqhr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (dUJdY)
I think this rose out of the Baylor football team deal where the school's Title IX officer protected the scholarship players and squelched the reports from some of the girls that reported them.
Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2019 06:23 PM (XTiHL)
I even went to the bill to find the horrible, "unconstitutional" language that FIRE is complaining about. I was going to quite it, but pixy doesn't like it, and I don't feel like retyping it. Suffice it to say, it looks like very ordinary language, intended to apply to University professors and administrators. "Unconstitutional"??? I don't see it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: zombie al swearengen at June 17, 2019 06:30 PM (Dh1wo)
I'm the man in the box....
Posted by: Morsi in Chains at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (BRpqW)
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Jack at June 17, 2019 06:31 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:31 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 06:31 PM (qyqhr)
Posted by: RKae at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (Z7UfT)
Back in the day.
Before I was married. And a Fleet sailor. I readily admit that before I was married I was an idiot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (u82oZ)
The Dutch language is the deformed redhaired bastard spawn of German and English.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:31 PM (Wx/+I)
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My German professor called Dutch and Yiddish "German ebonics." Of course he also said that about Austrian German.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 06:32 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:33 PM (u82oZ)
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Swamp krauts?
Posted by: RKae at June 17, 2019 06:29 PM (Z7UfT)
Bayou brie eaters
Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2019 06:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2019 06:33 PM (Gu/HL)
Posted by: zombie al swearengen at June 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Dh1wo)
If you guessed The Muslim Brotherhood - go to the pay window and collect your winnings. Give credit where credit is due ... Obama looked at McCain and said to himself - "If I give this cracker a war, he'll support a war just a about anywhere".
You can still find the videos on YouTube of McCain going to Syria, "in secret", to visit the Rebels. You can still find the numerous videos of Johnny Ace urging the US to support them.
I'll die believing that Benghazi was the botched effort to clean up his mess.
Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 17, 2019 06:35 PM (VIvbJ)
The US Government under pbho was running arms to Al Quida and supplying anti-American terrorists groups.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 06:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 06:22 PM
I have come to the conclusion that it's not society. It's social groups.
If a young fellow wants to aspire to be a burnout whose video game-playing habits endanger his job prospects or who gets caught up in paranoid behavior, he can find real or online groups that support him. By the same token, he could find groups that encourage him to get out in the community, play sports, volunteer... It's just that technology has made it a lot easier to find the first group, while the latter means going out in search.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 06:37 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 06:40 PM (yQpMk)
I pulled "iceback" on my buddy with Norwegian ancestry and he seemed genuinely hurt. Racial slurs against me always make me laugh. Cracker, Ofay, Honkey, Casper, etc. Its hilarious.
But I have noticed that while you can't say the N-word here you can fire off all kinds of anti-Asian slurs. As soon as some Chinese or other east Asian type shows up in a story out come the ching chongs and "slope" and all that. its very odd to me this isn't joking around its genuine animosity. I can kinda live with that from a WW2 Pacific vet or someone who served in Vietnam, but it just seems like people feel free to cut loose on the last ethnic group other than whitey that its acceptable to bash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:41 PM (39g3+)
Yeah if you speak some German and English you can halfway understand them. They clear their throats a lot too like the Welsh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 17, 2019 06:45 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: egyptian coroner at June 17, 2019 06:20 PM (Dh1wo)
.......
Don't forget to fill the water dish, too.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 06:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 17, 2019 06:57 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: saf at June 17, 2019 07:13 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2019 07:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: saf at June 17, 2019 07:37 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 17, 2019 08:08 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 17, 2019 08:09 PM (l0fin)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 17, 2019 08:13 PM (ABuva)
Obama appointed Morsi but didn't send troops to keep him there, so the Egyptian Army vetoed the choice in favor of their man.
Sort of like Cocaine Mitch vetoing Garland a couple of years later.
Posted by: Sam at June 17, 2019 09:07 PM (YScgw)
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So...CIA or Mossad?
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