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"Do you know what a TERF is? It's an acronym for Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. They're feminists who hate the fact that there are mentally ill men wearing dresses trying to grab some of that sweet, sweet victim status that the feminists believe is exclusively theirs. So this an ongoing woke-vs-woke tussle, and who will win? My guess, the TERFS will lose, well, for one thing, because listen to them: Canadian journalist/hard core feminist Meghan Murphy got into it on Twitter with some trannies and finally ended up saying "Men aren't women tho" and that was what got her suspended, and then permanently banned. I'm not saying the TERFS are going to lose because Twitter is on the other side (although that is a problem for them). I'm saying, instead, look at what she had to resort to in order to make her point. She referred to her statement that men aren't women as 'basic fact' and then went on to say, in her lawsuit against Twitter, that 'treating gender as though it is either internal or a personal choice is dangerous.' In other words, there are some objective, immutable truths that the trannies are ignoring. But in the progressive universe that Murphy inhabits, in the progressive ocean she has spent her entire adult life swimming in, there is no objective truth. That's one of progressivism's foundational tenets. That's one of the weapons they bring out whenever conservatives bring up tradition, or God, or nature, or authority. Pew, pew, pew, down goes tradition, authority, God, the patriarchy, white guys, the whole nine yards. Unfortunately for the TERFs, the trannies are taking the same relativity (or nihilism, whatever) and are now applying it to biology. And why not? Where does it say where the relatively stopping point is? The TERFs have no real argument against this and so Ms. Murphy has to rely on traditional thinking and concepts such as 'basic facts' to fight back - categories that she and her progressive cohorts have scorned and abandoned long ago. She's like a rage-against-my-allowance anarchist who's run away from home but who now has to hit Mom and Dad up for money. The other main reason the TERFs are going to lose is because they're just not woke enough. In any progressive revolution, it's always the super-woke who win out over the woke. She never expected to be in the camps with all of the retrograde deplorables."

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Who Dis:

Who Dis Young Feller:

If you need a clue, here is another photo.

Monday's celebs: Marcello Mastroianni and Michèle Mercier, about whom a lust-crazed moron remarked:

239 I also had to image search today's female who dis, and I too had never heard of her before. But boy oh boy, was she one helluva French-Italian hottie.
ROWR!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 17, 2019 12:18 PM (wtvvX)

Indeed. Unlike Sophia, Gina, Virna, or Claudia, I think Mercier was the European version of what we would call a 'B' actress. In most of her movies, the roles she played could best be described as 'a sweet piece of tail.' She appeared with Mastroianni in the 1965 sex comedy Casanova 70.

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1 Hola amigos.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (gC2IV)

2 Shelly Duvall and Robin Williams?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (gC2IV)

4 I knew this would happen.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (/IMJl)

5 Boy is Robin Williams. Girl might be Sharon Tate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (fuK7c)

6 and ZZ Top

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (ykq7q)

7 TLDR

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (9753m)

8 top 10 HITS!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (8D42x)

9 Robin Williams.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 11:17 AM (gC2IV)

10 5 Boy is Robin Williams. Girl might be Sharon Tate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (fuK7c)

Half credit. The correct answer came in fast, at #2.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:17 AM (x7118)

11 2 Shelly Duvall and Robin Williams?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)

Very good!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:18 AM (x7118)

12 5
Boy is Robin Williams. Girl might be Sharon Tate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019
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Sharon Tate was an entire new planet of hot compared to the lady in the pic today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

13 Shelly Duvall

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 19, 2019 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

14 Lady Gaga and Robin Williams

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 11:19 AM (9753m)

15 Dang, too slow. And the connection is Popeye.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 19, 2019 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)

16 ZZ Top

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 11:20 AM (NFEMn)

17 I hate being willowed so......

My favorite Tennessee Williams adapted movie is This Property is Condemned. Natalie Woods at her sexiest.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 11:20 AM (KtcMg)

18 Where's the edit button?

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 11:20 AM (9753m)

19 14 Lady Gaga and Robin Williams
Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 11:19 AM (9753m)

Half credit. See #2 for the correct answer.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:20 AM (x7118)

20 Sharon Tate was an entire new planet of hot compared to the lady in the pic today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

This statement is true.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:20 AM (x7118)

21 Jack Nicholson and SHelly whatshername from The Shining?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

22 Half credit. The correct answer came in fast, at #2.

Huh. The reverse google gets Shelley Duvall but I don't see it.

It's funny how everyone got baby Robin Williams. Like some people just have a thing that makes them them and everyone says oh that guy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

23 Boy is Robin Williams. Girl might be Sharon Tate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019
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Sharon Tate was an entire new planet of hot compared to the lady in the pic today.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

You're right, but Tate was my initial thought too until I looked closer.....

Best I've ever seen Duvall look

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 11:21 AM (NFEMn)

24 SHelley Duvall

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

25 The question remains, If men can be woman and woman can be men, are anorexics fat?

Just asking.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 19, 2019 11:21 AM (Mzkan)

26 Shelly and Robin of course worked together in the live-action Popeye movie, which I've only seen clips of, but both were inspired casting. To this day people refer to Shelly as "Olive Oyl."

She was poor casting in the Stanley Kubrick version of Stephen King's The Shining, and so was the way Jack Nicholson's character was written and played. Sort of a hairless werewolf. The 1997 TV-miniseries version with Steven Weber and Rebecca DeMornay was vastly better. King himself was asked at a convention what he thought of the Kubrick film. He said:

"I consider I handed Stanley Kubrick a live hand grenade. And he heroically threw his body on top of it."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)

27 I read yesterdays article about the girls track runner making an issue of the Trans athletes. While it is easy to point and laugh or say we told you so, this was packaged to the voters and parents as a pretty little innocent package. Won't you stand for these athletes so they can compete?

It is like unwrapping the prettiest best wrapped Christmas package and finding out is is socks.

Posted by: Picric at June 19, 2019 11:22 AM (eKoLO)

28 Rats - It's Robin Williams!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

29
Thanks Fen and the Horde.

Update on Mom.

Biospsy revelead alot of scarring in her kidneys, but no tumors or carcinomas. Her renal functions are going to continue to detriorate until her kidneys fail. There is nothing that can be done about it.

She is going to at some point have to go dialysis for the rest of her life. There is an outside chance she might be a transplant candidate as she has no other underlying health issues like diabetes or heart issues, but her age is going to count heavily against receiving a transplant.

I appreciate the prayer list and the empathy the horde is capable of.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

30 So can I get a MasterCard under the name "Donald Trump"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)

31 Wait... is that Mork and Mindy?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 11:23 AM (/IMJl)

32 And the connection between them is "Popeye".

Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2019 11:24 AM (RfzVr)

33 Rats - It's Robin Williams!
>>
Shozzbot!

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 11:24 AM (9753m)

34 Going out on a limb here: That's the best Shelly Duval ever looked.

Credit to the Top boys--it's their 50th anniversary with all the original members. That doesn't happen often.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 11:24 AM (Boy/L)

35 SHelley Duvall
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

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Thats my guess too.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:24 AM (8XRCm)

36 http://bit.ly/2ZzHIZO
*******
FBI, warned early and often that Manafort file might be fake, used it anyway | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 11:24 AM (BqBId)

37 31
Wait... is that Mork and Mindy?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019
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Mork, yes. But Pam Dawber, Mindy, was also another whole planet of hot compared to Shelly Duvall.

Shelly was recognizable, but I wouldn't have gotten the boy's name without the high school picture too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

38 The kid is Robin Williams. The chick needs to remove that silly star and take a bath. And now I want tollhouse cookies, dammit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

39 Step one to entering the crazy-stupid times, electing a half black arab named Barack Heussein Obama to president 8 years after 9/11.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 11:25 AM (pw+jk)

40 Shelly played the wife in The Shining. She's not hot. Kinda bug-eyed and buck-toothed. Made a good victim, though.

Posted by: Observer at June 19, 2019 11:25 AM (k4dH2)

41 "Sharon Tate was an entire new planet of hot compared to the lady in the pic today."

I rate this comment an entire new planet of true. She was the real deal

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 11:25 AM (r6yPR)

42 26 Shelly and Robin of course worked together in the live-action Popeye movie, which I've only seen clips of, but both were inspired casting. To this day people refer to Shelly as "Olive Oyl."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)

Right. The movie that should've been good, but wasn't.

Duvall was great as Olive Oyl and Williams' Popeye was brilliant. But the whole thing just kind of... fell flat. Didn't work. I'm not sure why.

It's just painful to watch.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:25 AM (x7118)

43 I was right (teach me to read the content) and I actually kind of liked Popeye back when.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 19, 2019 11:25 AM (sLicW)

44 Shelley Duvall - right, I see that now.

Still catching up on comments, so if answered, nevermind, but what's the Duvall-Williams connection? Oh, Popeye, wasn't it?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 11:26 AM (/IMJl)

45 Feminists: We're going to apply a Marxist dialectic to Sex roles to prove that women are oppressed by the Patriarchy.

Transgenders: Ooh, good idea. We're going to apply that same Marxist dialectic to show how we're even more oppressed by you!

TERFs: Wait a minute, this is ridiculous.

Sorry TERFs. You got this freight train rolling.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

46 Don't know the lady, the kid looks like Robin Williams, but I darn sure know who ZZ Top is.

Posted by: Happydude at June 19, 2019 11:26 AM (8cCpc)

47 the girls track runner making an issue of the Trans athletes"

Hmm. You know, every time that sort of tale come up, my "Give a Shiite" meter seems to be broken...

It's what they wanted. They're now getting it. Good and hard.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

48 30 So can I get a MasterCard under the name "Donald Trump"?
__________________

I'll take "Jeff Bezos" or "Warren Buffett."

I identify as stinkin' rich.

Posted by: Observer at June 19, 2019 11:26 AM (k4dH2)

49
But the whole thing just kind of... fell flat. Didn't work. I'm not sure why.

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Because it was a cartoon to start with with caricatures as characters.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)

50 That ZZ Top pic is trippy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 11:27 AM (xPJvm)

51 34 Going out on a limb here: That's the best Shelly Duval ever looked.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 11:24 AM (Boy/

Exactly. I went looking for photos of her that (a) made her look good and (b) didn't look like she normally looks. Took me quite a while.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:27 AM (x7118)

52 @25, maybe alcoholics really can stop any time they want!

Posted by: sunny-dee at June 19, 2019 11:27 AM (pID7O)

53 Duvall was great as Olive Oyl and Williams' Popeye was brilliant. But the whole thing just kind of... fell flat. Didn't work. I'm not sure why.

It's just painful to watch.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:25 AM (x711

I did like Ray Walston as Popeye's pappy. He constantly muttered "haul ass" under his breath.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 11:28 AM (aS1PU)

54 My guess is the APR for master card is going to go way up due to defaults by clinically insane people getting said card. Using the hell out of it and not paying it back. Then getting another master card, lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

55
Is there a constant amount of Oppression that has to be shared among Grievance groups in a zero-sum situation or can more be manufactured to fulfill all demand?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 11:28 AM (BWL+E)

56 Robin Williams has that crooked smile.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 11:29 AM (lK7fO)

57 Wasn't Popeye a Robert Altman thing? (Looking things up is cheating).

He's like the encyclopedia entry for hit or miss.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:29 AM (fuK7c)

58 A TERF battle?

Posted by: Exurban Doug at June 19, 2019 11:29 AM (GzgV1)

59 As to the MC thingy - so does the signature on the back have to match the name on the front?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:30 AM (6qErC)

60 Aw, I could watch Popeye again. Just a big live-action Fleischer cartoon. With wacky Nilsson songs. If on the whole it fell a bit short, there were many, many funny bits.

"But he's large!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 11:30 AM (/IMJl)

61 Shelly Duval in a blonde wig. But alas, I'm late to the party and will collect my winnings of exactly zero. Band guy on the left looks like a blonde Sebastian Cabot.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 19, 2019 11:30 AM (JoUsr)

62 It's what they wanted. They're now getting it. Good and hard.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

I know, but I feel bad for the *real* girls who are caught up in this, who work and train real hard only to be blown out in the competition by a fake girl with a high 'T' advantage.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:30 AM (x7118)

63 TERFs vs. LARPs
Tonight in the Thunderdome!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 11:30 AM (1ISKN)

64 Right. The movie that should've been good, but wasn't.

Duvall was great as Olive Oyl and Williams' Popeye was brilliant. But the whole thing just kind of... fell flat. Didn't work. I'm not sure why.

It's just painful to watch."

"I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye." - Jack Handy

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

65 But the whole thing just kind of... fell flat. Didn't work. I'm not sure why.

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Because it was a cartoon to start with with caricatures as characters.
Posted by: fixerupper

This. What worked two generations ago for a five minute short doesn't necessarily translate to 90+ minutes, live action and the big screen.

The same reason most people from SNL or skits from there fail.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 19, 2019 11:31 AM (rFmwm)

66 One of Shelly's weirdest movies, but worth a watch just so you can sit there wondering what you just saw? ... 3 Women. Also starring Sissy Spacek.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 19, 2019 11:31 AM (JoUsr)

67 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Top is one of my favorite bands.

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at June 19, 2019 11:31 AM (9SkN+)

68 I yam
What I yam

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 11:31 AM (PxX58)

69 >>Shelly played the wife in The Shining. She's not hot. Kinda bug-eyed and buck-toothed. Made a good victim, though.

Apparently Kubrick was really cruel to her on set to get that performance.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)

70 I first heard the term TERF at R.S. McCain's page http://theothermccain.com. Fascinating stuff. One of the most interesting things was the efforts of some male to female transgenders to have sex with lesbians. Thus proving that they were "real" women. The TERFs were having none of that. Well, some of these gals have penises, and that is apparently a deal breaker for women who are attracted to other women. Imagine that. That's were the Exclusionary in TERF comes from.

Posted by: Red Ghost at June 19, 2019 11:32 AM (TmdOV)

71
Anybody
who hangs out on Twitter deserves what they get.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2019 11:32 AM (mpXpK)

72 Band guy on the left looks like a blonde Sebastian Cabot.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 19, 2019 11:30 AM (JoUsr)

Very good. Mr. French and the Froggies had a minor string of hits in the '60s.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 11:32 AM (9SkN+)

73 She was poor casting in the Stanley Kubrick version of Stephen King's The Shining, and so was the way Jack Nicholson's character was written and played. Sort of a hairless werewolf.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)

True this. I loved the book and just hated the movie. I wasn't crazy about Jack, I thought he was too over the top. But I was rooting for him to kill Shelly, she was so sniveling and annoying.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 19, 2019 11:33 AM (h5Lyp)

74 Well I guess the 'who this' can't always be attractive people...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK8)

75 I did like Ray Walston as Popeye's pappy. He constantly muttered "haul ass" under his breath.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 11:28 AM (aS1PU)

Williams was also constantly muttering funny things under his breath, just like the real Popeye did in the old black-and-white Popeye cartoons. He was hilarious.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:33 AM (x7118)

76 Shelly Duval and Robin Williams did the Tube Snake Boogie? Is that the connection?

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 11:33 AM (88xKn)

77 I love the way the fool asks, "What is the difference between a man and a transwoman?"

Like his wokeness has made him blind to reality.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 11:33 AM (1ISKN)

78 Here's Johnny!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 11:34 AM (so+oy)

79 Band guy on the left looks like his head is pasted on.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 19, 2019 11:34 AM (h5Lyp)

80 Someone say something about paste?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 11:34 AM (1ISKN)

81 I have zero love for the hate filled TERFs.

It's sad and amusing that THEY are on the side of biology over ideology.

Reminds me of lesbians getting yelled at for not dating trannies.

Ah the crazy years, can't wait for the burning times.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

82 BTW, the Popeye live-action movie was...meh. Although you can explain a lot of 1970-1980s media in one word:

Cocaine

Posted by: Exurban Doug at June 19, 2019 11:35 AM (GzgV1)

83 Popeye is one of my mom's favorite movies. She'll still drop a "He's laaaaarge" from time to time. Oof that sounds kinda...wrong. Sorry mom.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 11:35 AM (Xvo1a)

84 Biology surrenders to Lysenkoism.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2019 11:35 AM (e1mEI)

85 But I was rooting for him to kill Shelly, she was so sniveling and annoying.
__________________

lol, Glad I wasn't the only one who was thinking that. Just kill her already!

Posted by: Observer at June 19, 2019 11:36 AM (k4dH2)

86 Let's say I'm a merchant and I ring up a sale for a snowflake. The name on his ID says John Smith but the MC says Throat Warbling Mangrove. I wouldn't take the card. Then the lawsuits fly. Good job, MC.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 11:36 AM (gC2IV)

87 but I feel bad for the *real* girls who are caught up in this,"

I would too, but then I recall how so many "girls" were all "yay power fierce" n' shiite whilst the youngest mouse was in skool, so...

I'll just point and laugh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:36 AM (6qErC)

88 OT: Since movies are at least tangentially on the docket, I watched "The Meg" on an airplane a few days ago. Jason Statham was the lead. To my great surprise, it actually wasn't bad, even factoring in the airplane boredom factor.

Giant sharks are always fun to watch.

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 11:36 AM (wW03z)

89 Shelly Duval and Robin Williams did the Tube Snake Boogie? Is that the connection?

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 11:33 AM (88xKn)

Shelly won't do it, but her sister will.....do the boogie.

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 11:36 AM (ykq7q)

90 76 Shelly Duval and Robin Williams did the Tube Snake Boogie? Is that the connection?
Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 11:33 AM (88xKn)

Well, I don't know if they did they tube steak boogie (note the correction there), but they did appear in Robert Altman's movie Popeye.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (x7118)

91 Bonus: Who Dis Band?

Peter Paul and Mary

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (OTjTL)

92 mentally ill men wearing dresses trying to grab some of that sweet, sweet victim status "

You mean "mish"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

93 ZZ Top was my guess for the band...

what do i win?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (Dagiw)

94 The Shining book and The Shining movies are almost two different things.

I like them both.

Duvall was weak and useless in The Shining but that's sort of the point. She's a victim, her skinny vulnerability arouses the instinct to protect her.

Or to point and laugh, if you're a very bad person.

Or a lion.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

95 The TERFs have no real argument against this and so Ms. Murphy has to rely on traditional thinking and concepts such as 'basic facts' to fight back - categories that she and her progressive cohorts have scorned and abandoned long ago.
++++++++++++++
I know it was before 1990 and thus doesn't exist, but people have known of this problem for a long time. A Man For All Seasons talks about exactly this - though in a slightly different context.

Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country's planted thick with laws from coast to coast - man's laws, not God's - and if you cut them down - and you're just the man to do it - do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law for my own safety's sake.

Progressivism and social/moral/ethical relativity have only one purpose, and it is to do exactly what More is arguing against.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (I2dne)

96 The feminists who are now screeching about objective truth regarding trannies but who rejected that same truth regarding God, gender roles etc would have been well served to have watched A Man for All Seasons speech about the Devil and the law.

Posted by: Jmel at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (eIFuv)

97 A hardcore leftist feminist gets unpersoned on Twitter and #NeverTrump TrueCons think it'll never happen to them?

All I can say to both the things is ....

HAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!

*sucks in breath*

HAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (0Ntuf)

98 59 As to the MC thingy - so does the signature on the back have to match the name on the front?

and the name on the driver's license?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (sGtp+)

99
So....

...part of me wants to yell at the TERFS, point and laugh, neeener neener neener toldja so...

... and another wants to extend a helping, lift them up, exploit a teachable moment and make an ally against tyranny of the absurd.

Im leaning towards the latter, but my fear is we would get long feminist shiv in the back at some point and would regret not stomping on them when theyre down.

Discuss...

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

100 Shelley Duvall made a PC game about her dog when my kids were kids (i.e. more than 20 years ago).

She also took her clothes off for this:

http://bit.ly/2IqogsD

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

101 The band members are some sharp dressed men.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (pfuwb)

102 @88 - The Meg falls into Big Dumb Movie category, and it fulfilled that role quite well. It does suffer from Chinese producers want a lot more stuff about China in the movie syndrome.

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (9VeU0)

103 "This is fucking bullshit @twitter."

She seems nice.

Posted by: m at June 19, 2019 11:39 AM (5AuVV)

104 74 Well I guess the 'who this' can't always be attractive people...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK

On Friday, the pics will be better. Promise.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:39 AM (x7118)

105
Im leaning towards the latter, but my fear is we would get long feminist shiv in the back at some point and would regret not stomping on them when theyre down.

Discuss...

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

Yes you will be shivved in the back. An enemy of your enemy is still your enemy. Feminists also despise gratitude.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (EV0u2)

106 If I were a merchant, I would take any MasterCard whether the name matches or not. Then let MC eat it if it was stolen. How am I supposed to know?

Posted by: abbynormal at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (h5Lyp)

107 I AM A LUST-CRAZED MORON!

)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (wtvvX)

108 Well, I don't know if they did they tube steak boogie (note the correction there), but they did appear in Robert Altman's movie Popeye.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (x711

Ahem...tube SNAKE boogie....ZZ Top tune.

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (ykq7q)

109 "This is fucking bullshit @twitter."

She seems nice.
Posted by: m

Inside every pile of steaming bullsh*t, there is always some element of truth.

Twitter is F*cking Bullsh*t.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (vcOmj)

110
The feminists who are now screeching about objective truth regarding trannies but who rejected that same truth regarding God, gender roles etc would have been well served to have watched A Man for All Seasons speech about the Devil and the law.
Posted by: Jmel at June 19, 2019 11:37 AM (eIFuv)

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Yeah.... this.... you feminists are the ones that started this "there is no difference between men and women" bullshit.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

111 The women's-only Michigan Womyn's Music Festival ran for forty years. It, of course, became a gathering place for left-wing lesbians.

The festival doesn't exist anymore because the organizers believed that a woman was someone with two XX chromosomes, and refused to allow men claiming to be women to attend. That is no longer permissible. (Complaints about the women-only policy started in 1991, but it took until 2015 to shut the festival down.)

The usual litany of SJW tactics was employed, of course. From Wikipedia:

Protests against the policy resulted in criticism of artists who had performed or been invited to Michfest. Bitch, of the band Bitch and Animal, attracted criticism for choosing to play at MWMF, resulting in the Boston Dyke March canceling an appearance by her in 2007, and she was also pulled or dis-invited from several other music festivals. Members of The Butchies and Le Tigre claimed to have been "verbally attacked, endlessly harassed and physically threatened" for deciding to play at the festival. In October 2013, filmmaker Sara St. Martin Lynne was asked to resign from the board of the Bay Area Girls Rock Camp for attending Michfest.

A separate "trans camp" was established near the festival, but it was shut down by the Forest Service due to "allegations of violence and vandalism at the Festival, and...a confrontation...near the gates of MichFest".

It's amazing how often transgender activism involves threats of physical violence - it's almost as if transgenders are bigger and stronger than they women that they are opposing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (I2/tG)

112 107 I AM A LUST-CRAZED MORON! )
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (wtvvX)

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2019 11:41 AM (9VeU0)

113 OK what the fuck is "Two Spirit"?
It's one of the street signs in the MasterCard pic.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:41 AM (FiUMj)

114
I know, but I feel bad for the *real* girls who are caught up in this, who work and train real hard only to be blown out in the competition by a fake girl with a high 'T' advantage.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:30 AM (x711

--------

I do, and I don't.

Think it'll be a wake-up call for these girls?

I doubt that because, you know... teh wamminz and $0.78 and blah blah blah.

They'll probably follow the same beliefs as their suburban wine moms and learn nothing at all.

Now, if in ten years they've joined the Kali Regiments of buxom but merciless overseers at the Dignity Canal, I'll change my mind. But I won't hold my breath, waiting for these girls to leave the plantation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 11:41 AM (F5SpL)

115 The whole trans-men vs. Feminists is really, really simple.

You see, it is all about who had the most victim points. Feminists (1 point) and liberal (1 point) and woke (1 point).

Trans-men are not cis-men (1 point), liberal (1 point) and woke (1 point).

You simply add up the points and... Oh shit! I forgot! Math is sexist, racist and patriarchal! Damn, we can't just add up the points! We need a tie-breaker rule...does not-cis man count more or less than feminist? Are any of the combatants POC? Or come from some traditionally disadvantaged minority? Has anyone been in movie or recorded an album? Is anyone a celebrity? What about Twitter influencers? Is anyone a certified Influencers?

Damn, we really need tie-breakers in this whole victimhood Olympics.

Posted by: JB1000 at June 19, 2019 11:41 AM (16OL0)

116 m leaning towards the latter, but my fear is we
would get long feminist shiv in the back at some point and would regret
not stomping on them when theyre down.
Discuss...

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

White Knighting is a pretty big reason why we're in the current feminist predicament.

Let them suffer.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truths at June 19, 2019 11:41 AM (0tQU8)

117 are TERF fights anything like rug munching?

asking for a friend...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 11:42 AM (Dagiw)

118 Got Robin Williams and ZZ Top right away.
Shelly stumped me tho.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 19, 2019 11:42 AM (wtvvX)

119 On Friday, the pics will be better. Promise.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

Don't you start none of that bullsh*t that Misanthropic Humanitarian and Weirddave did with Yoko Ono.

We'll get in our beat up pick up trucks and drive and drive until we find you all and burn your houses down.

Rant off.

Well, just kidding. I don't own a pickup truck of any kind.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 11:42 AM (vcOmj)

120 She also took her clothes off for this:

http://bit.ly/2IqogsD
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (fuK7c)
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Okay then!

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 11:42 AM (Xvo1a)

121 On Friday, the pics will be better. Promise.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:39 AM (x711

I thought the stylebook recommended the use of the form

"Tomorrow, the pics will be better. Promise."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:42 AM (AZxMX)

122 Bonus: Who Dis Band?

Diana Ross and the Supremes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 11:43 AM (OLCnA)

123 The usual litany of SJW tactics was employed, of course.

It's like the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions movement, only directed at lesbians rather than Israelis.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:43 AM (I2/tG)

124 118 Got Robin Williams and ZZ Top right away.
Shelly stumped me tho.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 19, 2019 11:43 AM (wW03z)

125 I think this is what every one of us wants to say to the TERF's:

https://tinyurl.com/nsqatsc

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

126 The who dis woman is not attractive at all.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 19, 2019 11:43 AM (0OmEj)

127
History of Genderdentity

L,G - we demand our rights

L,G ... B -hey, us, too!

L,G,B -we demand..

L,G,B ... T -we're just like you!

L,G,B;T -hey!

LGBTQZAA1XTYUIOP =aaaahhhggg!

L,G,B -just leave us alone!

L,G;B -hey!

TQZAA1XTYUIOP =

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 11:44 AM (/IMJl)

128 Diana Ross and the Supremes?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Was that the cover of their white album?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 19, 2019 11:44 AM (rFmwm)

129 Maybe Shelly Duvall was pretty in real life.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 11:45 AM (NFEMn)

130 Sharks On A Plane?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 11:45 AM (2Zt5U)

131 On Friday, the pics will be better. Promise.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:39 AM

Email us for some suggestions!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association at June 19, 2019 11:45 AM (pfuwb)

132 Annoying, but she was having a legit emotional breakdown.

Kubrick would often put intense pressure on Duvall, saying she was wasting everyone's time on set, and basically that all of her ideas and suggestions were worthless.

The result of this abusiveness can be seen in the famous baseball bat scene, which was done in 127 takes (the scene with the most takes ever with spoken dialogue, according to Guinness Book of World Records). Jack Nicholson is menacing Duvall, and she is swinging a bat at him in distress. Duvall was crying between takes and her hysteria was quite real by the time the director found his money shot.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)

133
Right. The movie that should've been good, but wasn't.

Duvall was great as Olive Oyl and Williams' Popeye was brilliant. But the whole thing just kind of... fell flat. Didn't work. I'm not sure why.

It's just painful to watch.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:25 AM

****

I hated it because I couldn't understand a damn thing that was being said. It was like watching a Springsteen video...looked good, sounded good, but WTF was he saying???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (axyOa)

134 So who is the traitor who sold uranium to Russia? Hillary just okayed it. Who is that SOB?

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (hhrZn)

135 it's so simple that no one should be confused... you have 3 choices:

1. Male
2. Female
3. Mentally Ill

choose wisely

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (Dagiw)

136 She also took her clothes off for this:

http://bit.ly/2IqogsD
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

No way I'm clicking on that link.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (88xKn)

137 Will it now be a hate crime to demand ID that matches the name on a credit card?

Posted by: cpurick at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (7YrFp)

138 ZZTOP! Prayers up for those on the list. Too much damn cancer

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 11:47 AM (T9rmq)

139 132 Annoying, but she was having a legit emotional breakdown.

Kubrick would often put intense pressure on Duvall, saying she was wasting everyone's time on set, and basically that all of her ideas and suggestions were worthless.

The result of this abusiveness can be seen in the famous baseball bat scene, which was done in 127 takes (the scene with the most takes ever with spoken dialogue, according to Guinness Book of World Records). Jack Nicholson is menacing Duvall, and she is swinging a bat at him in distress. Duvall was crying between takes and her hysteria was quite real by the time the director found his money shot.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)
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Soooo, Duvall couldn't act?

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 11:47 AM (G0vdT)

140 She also took her clothes off for this:

http://bit.ly/2IqogsD
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

No way I'm clicking on that link.
Posted by: dantesed

it hurt my eyes.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at June 19, 2019 11:47 AM (rFmwm)

141
So who is the traitor who sold uranium to Russia? Hillary just okayed it. Who is that SOB?

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (hhrZn)

Hillary's defense: "I was drunk at the time."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 11:47 AM (BWL+E)

142 #127.

History of Genderdentity

I saw a great graphic on Newsbusters. It had a similar list with a rainbow hand holding a gun to the back of a man's head.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 11:47 AM (OLCnA)

143 Didn't read the comments and probable too late but ZZ top.

And, why does anyone care about the crazies on Twitter?

Posted by: Chinaacid at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (ouzbn)

144 Right. The movie that should've been good, but wasn't.

Duvall was great as Olive Oyl and Williams' Popeye was brilliant. But the whole thing just kind of... fell flat. Didn't work. I'm not sure why.

It's just painful to watch.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:25 AM

Maybe it was all the cocaine on the set

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (NFEMn)

145 How dare you believe in an objective reality!!!

Posted by: Twatter at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (+y/Ru)

146 Ahem...tube SNAKE boogie....ZZ Top tune.
Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (ykq7q)

Holy crap, you're right. For 30 years I've been thinking they were saying 'steak'. Huh.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (x7118)

147 "Tomorrow, the pics will be better. Promise."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:42 AM

*****

The sun'll come out too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (axyOa)

148 So who is the traitor who sold uranium to Russia? Hillary just okayed it. Who is that SOB?

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (hhrZn)

A most cromulent question, but since Hillary is going to skate, what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (AZxMX)

149 I'm sure that that Russian $500k payment for a single speech by Bill Clinton had nothing to do with the Uranium deal.
Purely a coincidence...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (w7KSn)

150 "I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye." - Jack Handy

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

It was a thing in Japan before WWII apparently. It's what the Japanese prisoners called my Grandpa, with an amount of awe, after he easily moved an anvil three of them hadn't been able to lift. He said they never gave him a bit of trouble after that either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (uquGJ)

151 The Revolution marches on in Portland, where it impossible to have a lesbian bar in Portland, one of the most gay-friendly cities on the planet, because any lesbian bar will be colonized by men wearing dresses, and lesbians don't want to go to a bar filled with men wearing dresses.

If the bar owner politely asks the men wearing dresses to hang out somewhere else, the State of Oregon will hit the bar with a six-figure fine for discrimination, as one unfortunate bar owner found out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (I2/tG)

152 I want the leftoids to eat the left on piece at a time. It will happen. Not one slice of the lefty identity pie likes or agrees with any other piece of the lefty pie. Every lefty chunk that is peeled away will make the whole leftist ball of wax even smaller. There are no ties that bind on the left side. It will fracture.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (0OmEj)

153 99. Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

Let me tell ya a little story about a Frog and a Scorpion...

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (i6shs)

154 I was going to guess Shelley Duvall, but I see I'm a bit late.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 11:50 AM (xjiRE)

155 The baby space race: Moscow scientist vows to ensure the first child born in space is Russian - but admits she is struggling to find volunteers for the project

??? I saw this movie and it did not work out so great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2019 11:50 AM (V+Su2)

156 damn you people are fast!

Popeye was an underrated movie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2019 11:50 AM (Rarvo)

157 Holy crap, you're right. For 30 years I've been thinking they were saying 'steak'. Huh.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (x711

EVERY thing ZZTop did had something nasty about it.

Even the instrumentals!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)

158 Holy crap, you're right. For 30 years I've been thinking they were saying 'steak'. Huh.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (x711

Believe me, there's a lot of difference!

Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttgag at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (AZxMX)

159 TERFS are nothing but transitory (no pun intended) allies. If you rally to their side in their time of need, once they "win", they will return to beating your ass with the same argument you helped them refute without even batting an eye.

Let them eat each other.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (i6shs)

160 146 Ahem...tube SNAKE boogie....ZZ Top tune.
Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 11:40 AM (ykq7q)

Holy crap, you're right. For 30 years I've been thinking they were saying 'steak'. Huh.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (x711

I always thought it was "two string" boogie. As in only using two strings of the guitar for the riff...

The horde shall be receiving a manila envelope in the mail with my Moron Card enclosed along with a signed blank check to cover all fines and indemnities accrued to date...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)

161 >>The whole trans-men vs. Feminists is really, really simple.

Feminists: "Women are equal to men in every way! We reject our biological difference of being able to bear children!"

Transgenders: "Men *are* women! Our lack of lady parts has no relevance! We are better feminists than you!"

Feminists: "Wait -- hold up -- women are not the same as men, and we lesbian feminists do not want to admit persons with penises into our club!"

Transgenders: "HATERS! Purge the TERFs from the Feminists club!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)

162 It would be nice if at least some of these lefties would start getting a clue.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (xjiRE)

163 The result of this abusiveness can be seen in the famous baseball bat scene, which was done in 127 takes (the scene with the most takes ever with spoken dialogue, according to Guinness Book of World Records). Jack Nicholson is menacing Duvall, and she is swinging a bat at him in distress. Duvall was crying between takes and her hysteria was quite real by the time the director found his money shot.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)

And she's suffering from mental illness nowadays. In her recent photos, she looks terrible, overweight, haggard, worn-out. Not saying Kubrick caused this, but her psychological state probably wasn't great even back then.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (x7118)

164 Canadian journalist/hard core feminist Meghan Murphy

The monster the left has created is going to devour them too because they've made into an unquestionable force. Nothing will be good enough for the mob and it can never be appeased and will only get more lunatic

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (OLCnA)

165
want the leftoids to eat the left on piece at a time. It will happen. Not one slice of the lefty identity pie likes or agrees with any other piece of the lefty pie. Every lefty chunk that is peeled away will make the whole leftist ball of wax even smaller. There are no ties that bind on the left side. It will fracture.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (0OmEj)

When the Stalinists were shooting the Bukharinites, ordinary Russians were still being arrested and sent to the slave-labor camps in Kolyma.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 11:52 AM (BWL+E)

166 So can I get a MasterCard under the name "Donald Trump"?

Well, no, but you can check it off as your gender preference.Many have.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2019 11:52 AM (8ZmvG)

167 Holy crap, you're right. For 30 years I've been thinking they were saying 'steak'. Huh.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (x711

Chronic lyricosis?..not unlike the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 11:52 AM (ykq7q)

168 81 I have zero love for the hate filled TERFs.

It's sad and amusing that THEY are on the side of biology over ideology.

Reminds me of lesbians getting yelled at for not dating trannies.

Ah the crazy years, can't wait for the burning times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK

I don't know--to me, this is one of those "If Hitler invaded Hell...." moments.

The TERFs are leftist Commiecrats, they hate men, and they deserve to be raped and beaten by the criminals, MS-13 illegal aliens, and Jihadists they support. BUT--they are telling the truth here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 11:52 AM (ujg0T)

169 Who Dis Young Feller:

Eddie Munster

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 11:52 AM (OLCnA)

170 Concerning the TERFs, I'm reminded again of the advertising poster I've seen on Chicago's subway trains: they feature a picture of a woman wearing a 3D headset and the slogan "DEFY REALITY". Thats "wokeness", "progressivism" in a nutshell: DEFY REALITY. Just place your headset over your eyes and step into a synthetic world in which everything is and does exactly what you want. Which is great, as long as there remain deplorables who will supply you with food, water, and shelter, and pipe away your waste, while you spend your life in a fantasy.

I've heard "reality" defined as "what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it." Reality doesn't go away, The progressives can defy it all they want. But in the end, it wins.

Posted by: Brown Line at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (S6ArX)

171 Hundreds of dead dolphins on Gulf Coast leave scientists perplexed

just how do hundreds of dead dolphins swim anywhere ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (QkjLD)

172 Without checking I'll assume confidently that Meghan Murphy wildly cheered the Twitter banning and ruination of anyone who didn't enthusiastically endorse HER dogma.

What leftists like her never get is that the Soviet Union long ran out of bourgeois to persecute yet the machine still needed its Two Minutes of Hate fuel.

Even Lavrentiy Beria was consumed by the monster he'd created.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (0Ntuf)

173 Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (I2/tG)

I firmly believe that trans are trying to erase actual women from the public square. They can't actually *be* us, so they will destroy us so as to not be reminded what sad fakes they are.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (uquGJ)

174 All the time spent on social media fantasizing about absurdities is time not spent liquidating kulaks and erecting reeducation camps... so i guess there's a bit of a silver lining to the SJW-ization of "The Left, L.L.C."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (AURKQ)

175 >>If the bar owner politely asks the men wearing dresses to hang out somewhere else, the State of Oregon will hit the bar with a six-figure fine for discrimination, as one unfortunate bar owner found out.

Lesbian bar owner: "It's not fair we have to admit men!"

Christian bakers and florists: "Suck it up, buttercup!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

176 I assume that MasterCard thing is they tie the card to your SS but you can print whatever you want on the card for a name. You can make yourself tweedle-dink McMasterbater if you want.

Problem I see is that unless your drivers license says the same thing, you could get into a whole bunch of trouble. But then again, companies don't really ask for ID anymore. Unless it's a hotel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (pUDQf)

177 Acting screws a person up mentally. Better acting=more insanity, best acting is when you think you are the fictional character, which is of course full on insane.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 11:54 AM (EV0u2)

178 Saw ZZ Top last year with John Fogerty at Treasure Island. Great show

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 11:54 AM (T9rmq)

179 113 OK what the fuck is "Two Spirit"?
It's one of the street signs in the MasterCard pic.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:41 AM (FiUMj)

I think that's either for the split personality types or those who have the spirit of some animal or monster inside them. (I'm a dragon inside)

I think.

I dunno. I'm a lion. Who identifies as an F-15C

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:54 AM (bcbK8)

180 RE Mastercard:
Can card holders and/or retailers sue MasterCard when their Trans policy inevitably ends up causing fraud and lost sums of money? This is not a cost of doing business - it's virtue signalling justifying fraud. Example - why not make the tranny get their name legally changed, some Mastercard a court order and THEN demand a new card?
No way in hell I am others should see increased interest rates to cover this willful stupidity. It will continue as long as costs are passed down to the customer and no one walks away or bitches. Ceptin' if all credit card companies do the same, where ya gonna go? "Create your own credit company"?

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at June 19, 2019 11:54 AM (i6shs)

181 152 I want the leftoids to eat the left on piece at a time. It will happen. Not one slice of the lefty identity pie likes or agrees with any other piece of the lefty pie. Every lefty chunk that is peeled away will make the whole leftist ball of wax even smaller. There are no ties that bind on the left side. It will fracture.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (0OmEj)

The only thing that unites them is that they hate us worse than they do each other. So the danger is that when they start devouring one another in earnest, we'll no longer be around to mop up.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (x7118)

182 The baby space race: Moscow scientist vows to ensure the first child born in space is Russian - but admits she is struggling to find volunteers for the project

??? I saw this movie and it did not work out so great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2019 11:50 AM

Svim Vear
Evenink Vear
Space Vear

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (axyOa)

183
If the bar owner politely asks the men wearing dresses to hang out somewhere else, the State of Oregon will hit the bar with a six-figure fine for discrimination, as one unfortunate bar owner found out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (I2/tG)

A commie civil war like the one that happened in the middle of The Spanish Civil War would be loverly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (OLCnA)

184 I always thought it was "two string" boogie. As in only using two strings of the guitar for the riff...

The horde shall be receiving a manila envelope in the mail with my Moron Card enclosed along with a signed blank check to cover all fines and indemnities accrued to date...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)

You're turning in your Moron card because you've been a moron?

(nods head)

Makes sense.

Posted by: filbert at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (Lz9fr)

185
For 30 years I've been thinking they were saying 'steak'. Huh.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:48 AM (x711

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Yes..... ZZ Topp wrote a top ten hit about frankfurters.

**punches OM in the shoulder**

hard

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (8XRCm)

186 Maybe it was all the cocaine on the set

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday..."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (8ZmvG)

187 171 Hundreds of dead dolphins on Gulf Coast leave scientists perplexed

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (QkjLD)

I'm perplexed that they didn't immediately blame "climate change" because that's the cause of everything according to #SCIENCE!

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (0Ntuf)

188 I fucking just give up. Girl I've been talking with since the Jeopardy airing gave me the "I can't date cuz im in a bad place so let's be friends" speech. Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a relationship with me.

Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

189 113 OK what the fuck is "Two Spirit"?
It's one of the street signs in the MasterCard pic.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 11:41 AM (FiUMj)

Gin AND bourbon. Embrace diversity!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (RD7QR)

190 Nevergiveup #155:
The baby space race: Moscow scientist vows to ensure the first child born in space is Russian...

Is this about the baby in the previous thread?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (/IMJl)

191 "allegations of violence and vandalism at the Festival, and...a confrontation...near the gates of MichFest".

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OK. So what you're saying is, there is "Womyn's Festival" and it's called MichFest... which I assume is pronounced as "mish-fest."

That tears it. I won't laugh harder today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (F5SpL)

192 Even Lavrentiy Beria was consumed by the monster he'd created.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (0Ntuf)

But, I bet that, right until the end, he believed that THIS time his faction was going to do it right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (AZxMX)

193 Thank you for the prayer list, Fen.

I'll quit whining about that light now. A little perspective is always in order.

Posted by: creeper at June 19, 2019 11:56 AM (ctmIP)

194 It was a thing in Japan before WWII apparently. It's what the Japanese prisoners called my Grandpa, with an amount of awe, after he easily moved an anvil three of them hadn't been able to lift. He said they never gave him a bit of trouble after that either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 19, 2019 11:49 AM (uquGJ)

My wife remembers when she was young going to the Lousiana State Fair and getting in to go see Popeye!!! at a sideshow. She thought it was really gonna be Popeye, but instead it was some crusty old carny with a glass eye who would leer at the audience and then pop his glass eye out with a spoon.

She said she remembers it real well because the girl standing next to her threw up all over her new shoes. Ah, the good ol' days at the state fair, kids today don't know what they're missing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)

195 The question remains, If men can be woman and woman can be men, are anorexics fat?

Just asking.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 19, 2019 11:21 AM (Mzkan)

Trans-fat, which has been banned. so I wonder how that will work out...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 19, 2019 11:56 AM (8D42x)

196 178 Saw ZZ Top last year with John Fogerty at Treasure Island. Great show
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 11:54 AM (T9rmq)

Hey, that's not particularly funn-- oh wait, you're not just making the usual moron joke, this is an actual concert you went to, right?.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:56 AM (x7118)

197
I don't know--to me, this is one of those "If Hitler invaded Hell...." moments.

The TERFs are leftist Commiecrats, they hate men, and they deserve to be raped and beaten by the criminals, MS-13 illegal aliens, and Jihadists they support. BUT--they are telling the truth here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 11:52 AM (ujg0T)

We need to encourage more conflict like this. The Devil can quote Scripture, and feminists can tell the truth when it suits their purposes. They still must be destroyed.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 11:56 AM (EV0u2)

198 Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

Sorry to hear this, Broseidon. It's her loss.

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 11:57 AM (a0IVu)

199 A commie civil war like the one that happened in the middle of The Spanish Civil War would be ~~loverly~~ Orwellian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2019 11:57 AM (8ZmvG)

200 For reals.... keeping you guys on your toes

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 11:57 AM (T9rmq)

201 So....

...part of me wants to yell at the TERFS, point and laugh, neeener neener neener toldja so...

... and another wants to extend a helping, lift them up, exploit a teachable moment and make an ally against tyranny of the absurd.

Im leaning towards the latter, but my fear is we would get long feminist shiv in the back at some point and would regret not stomping on them when theyre down.

Discuss...
Posted by: fixerupper

Stomp. I'll give you one chance.
You blow it, you're on your own.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 11:57 AM (sRczR)

202 180 RE Mastercard:
Can card holders and/or retailers sue MasterCard when their Trans policy inevitably ends up causing fraud and lost sums of money? This is not a cost of doing business - it's virtue signalling justifying fraud. Example - why not make the tranny get their name legally changed, some Mastercard a court order and THEN demand a new card?
No way in hell I am others should see increased interest rates to cover this willful stupidity. It will continue as long as costs are passed down to the customer and no one walks away or bitches. Ceptin' if all credit card companies do the same, where ya gonna go? "Create your own credit company"?
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at June 19, 2019 11:54 AM (i6shs)

It's horrible, but my policy has been to always pay credit card bills in full, every month, to use whatever cashback goodies the credit cards have, and to only borrow against the House if you absolutely need to borrow, and even then, avoid doing *that*.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 11:57 AM (ujg0T)

203
Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

-------

Pull up, Bro. It's all good. You'll be fine. She's a weirdo, and you're a cool guy. Probably dodged a bullet, here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (F5SpL)

204 Most trans are autogynaphiliacs who get off on being seen or thought women. If anyone suggests they aren't, it ruins the arousal, really the whole point to their paraphilia.

Therefore, you MUST believe or see them as women or it ruins their fetish.

With the money of "Jennifer" Pritzker they've managed to make society a slave of their sex fetish.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (nRWPy)

205 Meghan Murphy:
"From 2004, she attended Simon Fraser University (SFU) and in 2010 obtained a BA in Women's Studies. In 2012, she completed a master's degree in Gender, Sexuality and Women's Studies, also at SFU.[5][6]"

What else is a person like this going to do but become a miserable, angry harpy? She's fully vested in misery and anger under the guise of 'education.'

It's time to stop academia from cranking out these horrible, twisted people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (oVJmc)

206 Just place your headset over your eyes and step into a synthetic world in which everything is and does exactly what you want. Which is great, as long as there remain deplorables who will supply you with food, water, and shelter, and pipe away your waste, while you spend your life in a fantasy.

Nicely put.

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (wW03z)

207 Yes..... ZZ Topp wrote a top ten hit about frankfurters.

**punches OM in the shoulder**

hard
Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (8XRCm

I thought everyone knew that most all ZZTop songs were about sex.

Tube snake
Pearl Necklace

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (pUDQf)

208 Bella Thorne says she's "saddened and displeased" by Whoopi Goldberg's response to her releasing her own nude photos in an attempt to take power back from an alleged hacker.

Goldberg, however, had little sympathy.

"Once you take that picture it goes into the cloud and it's available to any hacker who wants it, and if you don't know that in 2019 that this is an issue, I'm sorry. You don't get to do that," Goldberg said.

Thorne addressed Goldberg's sentiments on her Instagram Stories on Tuesday, writing in a note, "Dear whoopi, I have loved u for so long but honestly I'm so displeased and saddened by your response to my leek [sic]. Blaming girls for taking the photo in the first place? Is sick and honestly disgusting."

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (QkjLD)

209 TERFS are nothing but transitory (no pun intended) allies.

Yep. When two lesbians targeted a Christian bakery in Portland, and demanded that the bakery bake them a gay wedding cake, I did not hear a single gay or lesbian organization in Portland state that the lesbians should have taken their business to one of the dozens of bakers in Portland who would have happily baked them a cake. They all supported the people who did this.

They were perfectly fine with deliberately targeting Christians for their religious beliefs.

So, fuck 'em when they are the ones getting targeted.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (I2/tG)

210 Brosidon, hang in there.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (F8YM0)

211 126 The who dis woman is not attractive at all.
_______________

You want to see unattractive, google her and look at her current pics. Sad. She's also mentally ill now too. Even sadder.

Posted by: Observer at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (k4dH2)

212 188 I fucking just give up. Girl I've been talking with since the Jeopardy airing gave me the "I can't date cuz im in a bad place so let's be friends" speech. Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a relationship with me.

Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

Women be crazy, yo.

Yeah, take the day of. Hit the strip club, drink, blow off steam.

And the answer to 'let's just be friends' is: LOL Get Fucked

Then don't reply to her texts unless she shows you her tits first.

Yes, I'm serious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (bcbK8)

213
She said she remembers it real well because the girl standing next to her threw up all over her new shoes. Ah, the good ol' days at the state fair, kids today don't know what they're missing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:56

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I was so poor growing up I never had new shoes to wear to the fair.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa)

214 I'm a TEHM*.

*Trans Exclusionary Heterosexual Male

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

215 It's sad to see what's happening to feminists/TERFs perpetrated by transwomen. Particularly that these transmen get violent with TERF - there is punching and attacking, confrontations.

However, this has to happen in order to stop the madness, just as female athletes must suffer bigly by being forced to compete against transwomen.

Without the suffering there is no push to admit reality. The rules must be applied to all, or these groups who formerly welcomed the transgender madness and other deviance because they did not stand up for those who were targeted/hurt by it first. It's really fun to see a Christian be forced to bake a cake; not so fun when you're forced to serve them beer on "Ladies night," huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

216 59 As to the MC thingy - so does the signature on the back have to match the name on the front?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:30 AM (6qErC)

There's no signature or any space to write my signature on my card.

Posted by: Sooner at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (Fs5vw)

217 Clintons $500K? gees, thats just crumbs.

Posted by: Nannie P at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (OX6sG)

218 207 Yes..... ZZ Topp wrote a top ten hit about frankfurters.

**punches OM in the shoulder**

hard
Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (8XRCm

I thought everyone knew that most all ZZTop songs were about sex.

Tube snake
Pearl Necklace
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (pUDQf)

Velcro Fly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (bcbK8)

219
Mark has the correct answer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (F5SpL)

220
yeah, it's the "piping away of the waste" that always gets left out of the equation

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (9C0cu)

221 I bet hackers would pay to destroy all nude photos of Joy Behar

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (QkjLD)

222 Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a relationship with me.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

I know it won't seem like it now, but trust me and a whole lot of other people here who will give you the same advice - you are DAMNED LUCKY that you're not meeting up with someone who "tracked you down after seeing you on television".

and I don't know if you two ever met in real life, but if you haven't, then the most likely reason for not wanting to actually meet is that It's a Man, Baby.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (Kpl3J)

223 214 I'm a TEHM*.

*Trans Exclusionary Heterosexual Male
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

Oh, one of THEM

:fistbump:

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (bcbK8)

224 oh man i am sorry Broseidon.

off topic (again) i'm wondering about taking off too on account the network in the office blocks me from getting work done.

absolute geniuses in our security department. they block all the naughty sites (which I can see on my phone anyway) and the non-standard ports (which are how our apps connect to the third party sites we need).oh and one of the naughty sites is Wordpress, lol.which bams people more than blogspot.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (2Zt5U)

225 Yes..... ZZ Topp wrote a top ten hit about frankfurters.
**punches OM in the shoulder**
hard

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (8XRCm)

I see very little difference between

tube steak boogie
tube snake boogie

Both are reasonable euphemisms for the horizontal cha-cha. Plus, 'Tube snake' is kind of redundant, since all snakes are tubular.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (x7118)

226

Hey, that's not particularly funn-- oh wait, you're not just making the usual moron joke, this is an actual concert you went to, right?.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:56 AM (x711

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...... and yes.... Fogerty played his smash hits "Send Her Feeled" and "The Omen Down the Road"......

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (8XRCm)

227 Shit, Broseiden, that sucks.

Have a couple of drinks and listen to some thrash metal. Exodus is my recommendation.

My grown sons are having very similar issues regarding women.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (xPJvm)

228 "From 2004, she attended Simon Fraser University (SFU) and in 2010 obtained a BA in Women's Studies. In 2012, she completed a master's degree in Gender, Sexuality and Women's Studies, also at SFU.[5][6]"
_______________

Frazier has his own university?

I'm so jealous!

Posted by: Niles Crane at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (k4dH2)

229 OT: Since movies are at least tangentially on the docket, I watched
"The Meg"

>>
Amazingly a sequel is supposed to be in the works.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (9753m)

230 And Fen, thanks for the update on Lil. Been working hard on that one.

Posted by: creeper at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (ctmIP)

231
Women be crazy, yo.

Yeah, take the day of. Hit the strip club, drink, blow off steam.

And the answer to 'let's just be friends' is: LOL Get Fucked

Then don't reply to her texts unless she shows you her tits first.

Yes, I'm serious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM

****

What Mark said.
And definitely don't send your tits first. I tried that a couple of times and haven't heard a peep since.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (axyOa)

232 Good news!

I did a googly search for "transmission manifold" and it let me! I didn't get my account closed for rayciss hate search.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (a2xio)

233 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

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Pull up, Bro. It's all good. You'll be fine. She's a weirdo, and you're a cool guy. Probably dodged a bullet, here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (F5SpL)

Bro, I think YD is offering sage advice here. She sure sounds at least cray, and very close to cray-cray if she tracked you down after seeing you on the tube just to say "Oops, my bad!"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (AZxMX)

234 Both are reasonable euphemisms for the horizontal cha-cha. Plus, 'Tube snake' is kind of redundant, since all snakes are tubular.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (x711

Tube snake rhymes better than trouser snake.

Get it?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 12:02 PM (pUDQf)

235 you are DAMNED LUCKY that you're not meeting up with someone who "tracked you down after seeing you on television".

meh, there are too many rabbits around here anyway

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 12:02 PM (2Zt5U)

236 I've been following the TERF wars for a few years, and IMO it started with "having grown up male, you are just exercising further patriarchal oppression by claiming the status of woman, even though you haven't and will never have earned it".
That stayed small and petty, with protests of one anothers events, and "allies" among feminists supporting trans people, and so on.

Where it broke open (again, IMO) was when the trans push really started, and lesbians who did not say "yes of course I would LOVE to have sex with transwomen who have retained their penis!" were denounced as "transphobic".
Kind of like the "reality" trans shows that whine about how hard it is to get a date.

A lot of feminists doubled down on the "no way" when the trans started telling lesbians they had to like penis, and that made the trans triple down.

I'm experiencing macabre enjoyment watching the idea that, while no one can ever ever ever tell anyone how to express or what to prefer, you lesbians have to like transwoman dick or else.

moar popcorn.

Posted by: barbarausa at June 19, 2019 12:02 PM (W7IZQ)

237 Women be crazy, yo.

____

WORD!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:02 PM (FiUMj)

238 203
Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

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Pull up, Bro. It's all good. You'll be fine. She's a weirdo, and you're a cool guy. Probably dodged a bullet, here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (F5SpL)

Oh and cross the border, go to KY or TN and pick up trim there.

Much better quality, inside and out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:02 PM (bcbK8)

239 214
I'm a TEHM*.

*Trans Exclusionary Heterosexual Male

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

I'll go with HORNY*
Heterosexual Ordinary Regular Normal Y-Chromosone

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 12:03 PM (N39Ws)

240 Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a relationship with me.

So at least you have the problem figured out.

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2019 12:03 PM (9VeU0)

241 Broseidon: ...Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a relationship with me....

I'll take Fickleness of Fame for $200, Alex.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 12:03 PM (/IMJl)

242 No, it's my loss. I'm awful at approaching women or making the first move and I actually get someone who does all that for me, who fucking tracks me down because they're interested in me, and I can't even make that work. What am I going to do, go back into the fucking dating pool of women my age when 90% of them are SJW harpies? Amee wasn't perfect but she was a bit older than me and seemed mature and believed in God and cared about her family and I thought that would maybe mean she wasn't going to act like a fucking college girl.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)

243 Pffft. Next you'll tell me that Pearl Necklace is about jewelry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 12:03 PM (gC2IV)

244 Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.

***

I know imma sound like the Sphinx but:
The more you hate your life, the more your life hates you. So like chill and reset whatever you gotta do

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 19, 2019 12:04 PM (IfoVx)

245 Amazingly a sequel is supposed to be in the works.
Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (9753m)

Let me guess - this time the shark is BIGGER.

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2019 12:04 PM (9VeU0)

246 >>Bella Thorne says she's "saddened and displeased" by Whoopi Goldberg's response to her releasing her own nude photos in an attempt to take power back from an alleged hacker.

Goldberg, however, had little sympathy.

It's sad because Bella Thorne was a sexually abused child star and now is a drugged-up, hyper-sexualized headcase (see: almost every Disney and Nick female star).

They're both adults and responsible for their actions, but they are also both f'ed products of Hollywood, neither one brave or right.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:04 PM (bDqIh)

247 201 So....

...part of me wants to yell at the TERFS, point and laugh, neeener neener neener toldja so...

... and another wants to extend a helping, lift them up, exploit a teachable moment and make an ally against tyranny of the absurd.

Im leaning towards the latter, but my fear is we would get long feminist shiv in the back at some point and would regret not stomping on them when theyre down.

Discuss...
Posted by: fixerupper

Stomp. I'll give you one chance.
You blow it, you're on your own.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 11:57 AM (sRczR)

Like I said, it really IS a "If Hitler invaded Hell...." moment.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 12:05 PM (ujg0T)

248 Meghan Murphy:
"From 2004, she attended Simon Fraser University (SFU) and in 2010 obtained a BA in Women's Studies. In 2012, she completed a master's degree in Gender, Sexuality and Women's Studies, also at SFU.[5][6]"

Is she going for a PhD in Man Hate?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 12:05 PM (OLCnA)

249 Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

From your description of her, you dodged a very dangerous bullet, IMO. Those aren't actions of a stable person.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

250 Women are nuts. Consider yourself lucky the crazy got exposed early enough to avoid the divorce and losing half your stuff

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 12:05 PM (pUDQf)

251 Without the suffering there is no push to admit reality. The rules must be applied to all, or these groups who formerly welcomed the transgender madness and other deviance because they did not stand up for those who were targeted/hurt by it first. It's really fun to see a Christian be forced to bake a cake; not so fun when you're forced to serve them beer on "Ladies night," huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

You are one of my favorite commenters on this blog. I intend to steal this and use it somehow. I wish I had said it. Because it's brilliant.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 12:05 PM (x7118)

252 The woman is Shelley Duvall. No idea who the guy is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2019 12:06 PM (4ErVI)

253 It's mind blowing that trannies which make up a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population have so much input on the daily lives of everyone.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:06 PM (FiUMj)

254 Oh Robin Williams lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2019 12:06 PM (4ErVI)

255 From your description of her, you dodged a very dangerous bullet, IMO. Those aren't actions of a stable person.

^^^what Tami said^^^

Posted by: barbarausa at June 19, 2019 12:06 PM (W7IZQ)

256 Bro - check out church groups. Some merry widows probably, and they're already interested in something that's important to you.

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (T9rmq)

257 I was so poor growing up I never had new shoes to wear to the fair.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa)

Shoes, you had shoes...
Luxury!
I had to weave socks out of native grasses everyday, only to seem them shredded on the volcanic ash as I walked the miles to and from school!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (AZxMX)

258 242 No, it's my loss. I'm awful at approaching women or making the first move and I actually get someone who does all that for me, who fucking tracks me down because they're interested in me, and I can't even make that work. What am I going to do, go back into the fucking dating pool of women my age when 90% of them are SJW harpies? Amee wasn't perfect but she was a bit older than me and seemed mature and believed in God and cared about her family and I thought that would maybe mean she wasn't going to act like a fucking college girl.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)

AWALT. Yeah the market sucks right now and for the forseeable future. Never be more invested in the relationship than the chick. You loving her or having invested time and resources doesn't mean jack shit. Be Alpha, don't be Beta.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (EV0u2)

259 Broseidon, I'm hoping you're OK. Leave, recenter, get off the computer, and you'll be OK. We're here for you.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (PFy0L)

260 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

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Pull up, Bro. It's all good. You'll be fine. She's a weirdo, and you're a cool guy. Probably dodged a bullet, here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 11:58 AM (F5SpL)

Bro, I think YD is offering sage advice here. She sure sounds at
least cray, and very close to cray-cray if she tracked you down after
seeing you on the tube just to say "Oops, my bad!"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (AZxMX)

Got some work to do, but I'm gonna leave this here:

I've been single for a long long time now, and believe me, I can "fall in love" quite easily. Not once have I done that and not felt crappy when things didn't work out, and also not once did I ever CONTINUE to feel crappy after some time had passed. Reflection is a beautiful thing. Every time... EVERY time I've realized, "good grief, what if we had actually tried to form a couple here... what a disaster that would have been!"

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2019 12:07 PM (a2xio)

261 242 No, it's my loss. I'm awful at approaching women or making the first move and I actually get someone who does all that for me, who fucking tracks me down because they're interested in me, and I can't even make that work. What am I going to do, go back into the fucking dating pool of women my age when 90% of them are SJW harpies? Amee wasn't perfect but she was a bit older than me and seemed mature and believed in God and cared about her family and I thought that would maybe mean she wasn't going to act like a fucking college girl.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)

This isn't about you.

Get that. This is NOT about you, your worth and your value.

We'll address they 'can't approach women' shit another time. For now, find a fucking mirror, look at yourself and repeat: This ain't about me.

This is about her being mentally ill or otherwise female.

You WILL go find someone else. You will keep looking and find a better, saner girl. Again, probably from the South since the rot isn't as advanced there, or from a small town.

For now, go. Leave work. Go someplace where they play music you like, preferably where tits can be shoved in your face for a couple of bucks and where the lap dances are 3 for $50.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (bcbK8)

262 The woman is Shelley Duvall. No idea who the guy is.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2019 12:06 PM (4ErVI)

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You're reading the content and skipping the comments???

You're doing this wrong!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (8XRCm)

263 I know a guy who went to Simon Frasier. He's kind of a male (oops I used hate speech) version of the woman mentioned.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (FiUMj)

264 Tube snake rhymes better than trouser snake.
Get it?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 12:02 PM (pUDQf)

Well, I know that *now*.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (x7118)

265 Trump EPA rolls back Obama rule on coal-fired power plants

Since 2000, the world has doubled its coal-fired power capacity to around 2,000 gigawatts (GW) after explosive growth in China and India. A further 236GW is being built and 336GW is planned.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (QkjLD)

266 Broseidon you just dodged a bullet right there!

I know that isn't necessarily helpful at this time. I'll give you the rest of today to brood about it and then you should seriously just follow Mark's advice in full - it's sound advice!

Oh and about your "I'm awful at approaching women" yeah so don't. Don't even. Just live your life and do stuff. Women will be attracted to a LACK of interest and a devotion to work/hobby/mission etc.

As far as the quality of young women goes, yeah that does suck. How old are you? You might try younger, believe it or not, they are less SJW and more mature I think.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (Rarvo)

267 and they're already interested in something that's important to you.

***

Poon?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (IfoVx)

268 253 It's mind blowing that trannies which make up a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population have so much input on the daily lives of everyone.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:06 PM (FiUMj)

The agenda is about taking control of your kids so that you don't raise them proper and all icky conservative, believing in God and whatnot.

It's not about the psychotics of the world. It's about your kids. Why do you think they are pushing for Story Time with Trannies and pushing tranny vids on YouTube?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM (pUDQf)

269 Yeah, take the day of. Hit the strip club, drink, blow off steam.

And the answer to 'let's just be friends' is: LOL Get Fucked

Then don't reply to her texts unless she shows you her tits first.

Yes, I'm serious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Pro tip: Only use hookers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (sRczR)

270 >>You are one of my favorite commenters on this blog. I intend to steal this and use it somehow. I wish I had said it. Because it's brilliant.

Aw, thanks! That sentence kinda got away from me, so please fix it if you use it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

271 Broseidon: ...Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable
that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL
TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a
relationship with me..

Have you considered joining the AoSHQ Relationship Coaching and Support Group? I mean you've seen the comments here. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Nannie P at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (OX6sG)

272 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)

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MGTOW man. Embrace it.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

273 I bet hackers would pay to destroy all nude photos of Joy Behar

The military has a few copies of nude Joy Behar photos locked away in a secure facility.

They are to be used like biological weapons should we hit Defcon 4

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (KvRqW)

274 It's really fun to see a Christian be forced to bake a cake; not so fun when you're forced to serve them beer on "Ladies night," huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

They're both adults and responsible for their actions, but they are also both f'ed products of Hollywood, neither one brave or right.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:04 PM (bDqIh)
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You are on fire in this thread here

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (Xvo1a)

275 broseiden, when she texts you, answer back with "who dis?"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (gC2IV)

276 Damn, off nannie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (OX6sG)

277 Broseidon: You're beating yourself up too much. Sometimes these things work, sometimes they don't. I did the online dating thing for a while in my youth, and the success rate was pretty low. This was pre-Tinder when online dating was still kinda sorta about finding a GF/BF not just getting laid that night.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (FiUMj)

278 Mark again with the excellent romantic advice!

Also yeah females - they don't tend to see past their nose. they aren't paying attention to you, not really.

It's probably nothing you did or said that's 99 percent certain

Just say fuckit and move on

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (Rarvo)

279 ZZ Top bassist Dusty Hill went to the same junior high school I did, though he's about 10 years older. He came and spoke to an assembly in about 1973 when the band had some national attention but was still mostly a Texas thing.

To this day, I have no idea why anyone would come to their old junior high school. I suppose he had some really good memories.

Posted by: Texas Mike at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (nvMvs)

280 175 >>If the bar owner politely asks the men wearing dresses to hang out somewhere else, the State of Oregon will hit the bar with a six-figure fine for discrimination, as one unfortunate bar owner found out.
Lesbian bar owner: "It's not fair we have to admit men!"

Christian bakers and florists: "Suck it up, buttercup!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

Go back a century - nobody would have allowed a lezzy bar to operate openly, because society just didn't allow creepy perverse shit like that out in the open.

So, after a century of normalizing deviancy, we get to circle back to the same old rules because now that's how the deviants want it. Funny how that works out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)

281 I know a guy who went to Simon Frasier. He's kind of a male (oops I used hate speech) version of the woman mentioned.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:08 PM

****

Well, say what you will about Simon Frasier, but try walking through downtown Vancouver at noon on a sunny summer day. Some of the most attractive women in the world.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (axyOa)

282 It's mind blowing that trannies which make up a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population have so much input on the daily lives of everyone.

It's a variant of 1984, where the Party would eventually force everyone to publicly state that 2+2=5.

You become easier to control when you are forced to publicly state things that are self-evidently absurd.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

283 Trannies are a wedge for the Left to cause fissures in society. The smaller the minority, the wider the cracks they can cause.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

284 and they're already interested in something that's important to you.

***

Poon?

One can hope!... Ben Franklin had the widows pegged back in the day

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (T9rmq)

285
FrodoB: Amazingly a sequel is supposed to be in the works.
blaster #245: Let me guess - this time the shark is BIGGER.

Get ready for...
MEGNADO!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (/IMJl)

286 There is only one woman. A woman with many faces.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (F8YM0)

287 Speaking of Canadians......Susan Li on FBN....SCWHING!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM (FiUMj)

288 Pro tip: Only use hookers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (sRczR)

AKA: Rent, don't buy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 12:12 PM (AZxMX)

289 also OT: every toilet in this building has been visited by the Shart Fairy apparently. ugh.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 12:12 PM (2Zt5U)

290 I'm legally prohibited from giving dating advice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (xfb67)

291 288
Pro tip: Only use hookers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (sRczR)

AKA: Rent, don't buy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 12:12 PM (AZxMX)

Money can't buy love, but it can buy something that looks and acts just like it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (OX6sG)

292 212 188 I fucking just give up. Girl I've been talking with since the Jeopardy airing gave me the "I can't date cuz im in a bad place so let's be friends" speech. Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a relationship with me.

Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

Women be crazy, yo.

Yeah, take the day of. Hit the strip club, drink, blow off steam.

And the answer to 'let's just be friends' is: LOL Get Fucked

Then don't reply to her texts unless she shows you her tits first.

Yes, I'm serious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:59 AM (bcbK

Fully endorsed. At best, the woman isn't really interested in a relationship, and at worst, she's a game-player.

You do NOT want to get involved with a game-player.

If she's not really interested, it'll be a waste of your time going forward.

Go home to the dog. Or get a dog. But not a little yap-yap one. A canine with some heft to it.

Posted by: filbert at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Lz9fr)

293 Well, say what you will about Simon Frasier, but try walking through downtown Vancouver at noon on a sunny summer day. Some of the most attractive women in the world.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 12:10 PM (axyOa)

____

Can't say I disagree.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (FiUMj)

294 Proposal: The distinction between us and the left is that we search for Truth, whereas they search for justification.

The TERFs don't care about whether or not women are oppressed by men. They just know that they hate men and want a way to justify their hatred.

The Trannies don't care about whether or not men and women are fundamentally distinct, they just want a justification for their feelings.

The Democrats don't care if Trump actually colluded with Russia. They just hate him and want him gone, so they fervently search for a reason to do so.

The same argument can be said for gay marriage, abortion, the decline of Chrstiainity and the rise in paganism, etc.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (KUaJL)

295 Nood

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (T9rmq)

296 Female Athletes File Complaint Over Transgender Policy

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Meanwhile, the Donks are trying to legislate mandatory faux girl participation in female sports. How's this going to work out for attracting the chick vote.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)

297 Sock Fail, but it kinda still worked.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (xfb67)

298
I bet hackers would pay to destroy all nude photos of Joy Behar

Then they would sue her for leaving the pictures unsecured where they couldbe exposed to them.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (TAmPV)

299 Simon Fraser has been the name of many men. I like to make fun of the university grads by mistaking theirs for the British general killed by a sniper at Saratoga.

For fun, it was also the name of Lord Lovat, the magnificent crazy bastard who marched into not one but several battles of WWII, including up the beach on D-Day, accompanied by his personal bagpiper and bearing a for-real sword. You will note, he survived that war, and his side won.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2019 12:14 PM (8ZmvG)

300 Amazingly a sequel is supposed to be in the works.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 12:01 PM (9753m)
Let me guess - this time the shark is BIGGER.>>The mother of the first. I think the author wrote 3 books on the subject. My wife can't wait for the sequel.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (9753m)

301 as one unfortunate bar owner found out.

The truly unfortunate thing that it wasn't a lesbian bar. It was a neighborhood bar where a bunch of trannies decided to start hanging out on Friday nights, which killed all of the bar's other business, because no one else would go into the bar when the trannies were there.

He politely asked the trannies to hang out somewhere else. Boom - $300,000 fine for "discrimination", courtesy of the State of Oregon.

The bar closed, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (I2/tG)

302 Speaking of Canadians......Susan Li on FBN....SCWHING!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 12:11 PM

****

Last summer I was riding the ferry from Seattle to Victoria and about half the cast of one of the Hallmark Movies was on board. (No idea which one)

Damn!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (axyOa)

303 it it's an online only "relationship", then my first guess is that "It's a Man, Baby!"

second guess is based on this statement: "Amee wasn't perfect but she was a bit older than me and seemed mature and believed in God and cared about her family"

*beep* - last 4 words code for "she's still happily married and was playing out a fantasy and got scared when it threatened to move past that".

never trust anyone online to tell you the truth about anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)

304 This thread is gonna get about of control. It's gonna get out of control and we'll all be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (gC2IV)

305 Kubrick would often put intense pressure on Duvall, saying she was
wasting everyone's time on set, and basically that all of her ideas and
suggestions were worthless.

The result of this abusiveness can be seen in the famous baseball
bat scene, which was done in 127 takes (the scene with the most takes
ever with spoken dialogue, according to Guinness Book of World Records).
Jack Nicholson is menacing Duvall, and she is swinging a bat at him in
distress. Duvall was crying between takes and her hysteria was quite
real by the time the director found his money shot.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)
*
*
. . .
I'd heard he was a difficult director to work for, and his movies bored me, so I passed on all of them. Then I saw Eyes Wide Shut and found it creepy and effective, and his early B W film The Killing w/ Sterling Hayden, which is a good film noir. So I'm open to trying some of his other films now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)

306
Go home to the dog. Or get a dog. But not a little yap-yap one. A canine with some heft to it.

Posted by: filbert at June 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Lz9fr)

We got 'em!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (BWL+E)

307 A♠ b up.

Something about Costco.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=381890

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (/IMJl)

308 "Christian bakers and florists: "Suck it up, buttercup!" "

I've felt for a while that this should be the answer to deplatforming, especially when Google/fb/Twit/etc hides under the fiction that they are simply a platform and not a publisher.

If they are a platform (thus dodging liability that comes with editing), then time to bake that cake, bitchez, and leave everyone's things alone.

Posted by: barbarausa at June 19, 2019 12:16 PM (W7IZQ)

309 274 It's really fun to see a Christian be forced to bake a cake; not so fun when you're forced to serve them beer on "Ladies night," huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

They're both adults and responsible for their actions, but they are also both f'ed products of Hollywood, neither one brave or right.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 12:04 PM (bDqIh)
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You are on fire in this thread here
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 12:09 PM (Xvo1a)

Lizzy is white hot on virtually every one of my rant threads she comments on.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 12:17 PM (x7118)

310 Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic

This is stated out of genuine concern for your well-being: See a doctor, now. And tell them what you're thinking about these things. And anything else you HAVEN'T "voiced" to the Horde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 19, 2019 12:18 PM (AM1GF)

311 NPR reports that *record numbers* of Africans are flying to Central America and trekking hundreds of miles north to cross the US border.

http://tinyurl.com/y3f2xtuq

Why would they want to put themselves through this to come to such a racist country ?

Haven't they heard about the concentration camps ?

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 12:20 PM (KvRqW)

312 This is stated out of genuine concern for your well-being: See a doctor, now. And tell them what you're thinking about these things. And anything else you HAVEN'T "voiced" to the Horde.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 19, 2019 12:18 PM (AM1GF)

Agree.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 12:22 PM (x7118)

313
Shelly had a smoking little bod under her rather unfortunate face, and was, reportedly, quite, er, experimental, in her adult activities. Would be interesting to have gotten stranded on a South Pacific island with...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 12:22 PM (UFLLM)

314 It's the Manic Mechanic Guys

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 12:25 PM (BqBId)

315 Kamala Harris says stopping immigration is an effort to 'remake the demographics of America'.

http://tinyurl.com/yyol9svn

Thats some high level dissonance there

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 12:25 PM (KvRqW)

316 No Tom, we had met, she wasn't married.

And sure, I'll go and book an appointment with Dr. Alprazolam.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

317 Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a relationship with me.

Posted by: Broseidon

She ain't the only catfish in the sea.

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (g+63N)

318 212 188 I fucking just give up. Girl I've been talking with since the Jeopardy airing gave me the "I can't date cuz im in a bad place so let's be friends" speech. Apparently I'm so fucking repellent and objectionable that even someone who TRACKED ME DOWN ONLINE AFTER SEEING ME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION can't even stomach the idea of actually being in a relationship with me.

Fucking whatever. I'm leaving work today, I don't even care if it gets me fired. This place doesn't really want me either, they just know I'm better than whoever would replace me.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz

Some women just don't like children.

Posted by: Sooner at June 19, 2019 12:30 PM (Fs5vw)

319 Q: how many people died at Three Mile Island?

A: one less than at Chappaquiddick !

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 12:31 PM (QkjLD)

320 Caleb Hull @CalebJHull
11m
Wow, Burgess Owens just stunned everyone:

"I used to be a Democrat until I did my history and found out the misery that that party brought to my race... Let's pay restitution. How about the Democratic Party pay for all the misery brought to my race..."

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)

321 Shelly Duvall & Robin Williams, the live action Olive Oyl & Popeye.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (YzoMG)

322 212:188
Concur. You must never, ever let a woman run a relationship. I've ignored my own advice, and done it time and again and they run it off the cliff.

She CLAIMS she's in a bad place? Fine, call her bluff - concur with her, say "I see that in you too" and stop talking to her. That will trigger her own insecurities (since her "bad place " is a just a b.s. excuse). Women are raging bundles of insecurity, that's why all marketing is geared toward women as "WAHMEN STRONG" or "HOW CAN YOU LOOK BETTER IN A SWIMSUIT".

She may even call you back after a time. That's when you either say LOLGFY or you can consider dating her (this time with yourself in the driver's seat), or you can just use her as a toy, game play her and disrespect her the way she did you. I'm all about reciprocity, and treating people the way they deserve to be treated.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at June 19, 2019 12:33 PM (i6shs)

323 Saying or writing words with the belief that it will influence exterior events without any other exertion - Prayer
Magic
Saying or writing words with the belief that it will influence exterior events without any other exertion -

Note the difference and insert it as a given in your ouiji board apps.

Posted by: Ray at June 19, 2019 12:38 PM (AVxHd)

324 Still do not fully grok why people get all up in rage when they get what they ask for. Whadda yuz gots

Posted by: Ray at June 19, 2019 12:43 PM (AVxHd)

325 RE names on the plastic. One of my reads is a man who had (used) more than 200 names during his life. I am but a piker with only 23. Lord forgive me for I know not who I am.

Posted by: Ray at June 19, 2019 12:51 PM (AVxHd)

326 It took me about 1 second to identify which band that was. But, I've been following them for awhile.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 19, 2019 12:53 PM (DjIXP)

327 MasterCard, the official credit card of the Party that brought you slavery, the KKK, and segregation.

Posted by: Projection, Thy Name Is DemocRat at June 19, 2019 01:15 PM (Zx6uT)

328 > Shelly had a smoking little bod under her rather unfortunate face, and was, reportedly, quite, er, experimental, in her adult activities.

For me she was always one of those women who, despite not being conventionally attractive, was somehow strangely hot.

See also: Sandra Bernhard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (Vy4a0)

329 > Q: how many people died at Three Mile Island?

> A: one less than at Chappaquiddick !

I remember seeing a bumpersticker, way back when.

"More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than died at Three Mile Island"

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Posted by: cortez at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (QBJ7N)

331 I could float off this floor like a soap bubble if I wished to. I do not wish to, because the the party does not wish it.

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