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Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/17/19)

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(Hooky)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"This commission—and I'm delighted to have this bill and to push it into a 21st century—was first introduced in 1989 by my friend and colleague, the honorable John Conyers," Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX)

Quote II

All leftist credos begin with the conviction of a powerful conspiracy against the groups of people they hope to recruit, a conspiracy that is as implausible as it is unsustainable, which can only end in genocide or social transformation. Somehow the Left usually manages to fit both into its busy schedule. Daniel Greenfield


Quote III

“You can’t talk about climate change without talking about the social inequalities that exist or the people who suffer from environmental racism. The people on the front lines suffer the contaminated water and lands — almost always First Nations — versus the people who are profiting from it. You can’t look at those things in isolation, the ones who are making the decisions and those who aren’t.” Pam Palmater


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Obviously this Bishop didn't get word from the Pope about global warming. Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya, Bishop of the Diocese of Buenaventura,wants to use a helicopter for an unusual procedure.

To deal with a wave of violence and corruption sweeping over the Colombian port city of Buenaventura, the bishop of the local Diocese has proposed using a Navy helicopter to shower the city in holy water and purge evil.

Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya, Bishop of the Diocese of Buenaventura, plans to perform a mass exorcism in the Colombian city that has seen violent crime and corruption rise to an all-time high. With the support of the National Navy, the representative of the Church wants to use a helicopter to sprinkle holy water over the city in an attempt to get rid of demons. The daring event is scheduled for July 13th or 14th, when Buenaventura hosts its annual patron saints festivities.

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Oh noes, Global warming is coming for the Cognac business.

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Quite the pro-active Chamber of Commerce in Kesan, Turkey. Looking for scuba diving tourism bucks, an aircraft is dumped in the sea.

Maybe we just don't understand the scuba diving community quite as well as the country of Turkey does.

Because, to us, dropping an Airbus A330 commercial airliner into the middle of the ocean in Northwest Turkey as a way to "boost scuba diving tourism" and create an "artificial reef" doesn't seem to make any immediate sense.

But, nonetheless, that's exactly what has happened.

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Buttplug Pete is convinced there were past presidents who were the ghey.

South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg, known to his followers as “Mayor Pete,” thinks that if he was elected president in 2020 — which is about as likely as John Wayne suddenly coming back to life and immediately beginning work on “The Searchers 2” — then he probably wouldn’t be America’s first gay president.

“I would imagine we’ve probably had excellent presidents who were gay — we just didn’t know which ones,” Buttgieg said to Mike Allen on HBO’s “Axios” in a clip shared on Sunday.


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Nevada is on the way making it tougher on employers when they want to make a new hire. Nevada bans discrimination against job applicants who test positive for marijuana.

Nevada has just become the first US state to ban employers from requiring pre-employment marijuana testing.

Nevada is just one of 11 states – plus Washington D.C. – that have already legalized the use of recreational marijuana, but they are now the first to pass legislation that prevents discrimination against job applicants who test positive for cannabis usage.

“It is unlawful for any employer in this state to fail or refuse to hire a prospective employee because the prospective employee submitted to a screening test and the results of the screening test indicate the presence of marijuana,” states the newly-signed Assembly Bill 132.


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Paul Joseph Watson examines Gay Pride and other perverted sexual persuasions. sexual persuasions. Of course it's NSFW


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The phrase Holy Shit! has taken on a new meaning. Fecal transplants. The FDA has halted them for the time being.

Fecal transplants are experimental procedures in which doctors use stool from a healthy donor to treat a person whose own microbiome has been thrown off balance.

The procedure has shown significant promise for treating various health issues.


But now an immuno-compromised patient who received a fecal transplant for an undisclosed reason has died following the procedure and another is seriously ill - prompting the Food and Drug Administration to put a halt to a number of fecal transplant trials.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 17 Jun 1946
American singer-songwriter, Barry Manilow, (born Barry Alan Pincus) who had the 1975 US No.1 & UK No.11 single 'Mandy', also wrote 'Could It Be Magic', and 'Copacabana.' Manilow has scored over 25 US Top 40 singles selling over 75 million records worldwide. Had the 2006 US No.1 album The Greatest Songs of the Fifties. via thisdayinmusic.com


No word if this is a National Holiday at Villa Dildo.



Born on this day: 17 Jun 1947
Glenn Buxton, guitarist with the Alice Cooper Band, who had the 1972 UK No.1 & US No.7 single 'School's Out', the 1972 hit 'Elected' and the 1973 US & UK No.1 album Billion Dollar Babies. via thisdayinmusic.com


There is your diversity for the week.


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They are called handle bars and not feet bar for a reason. Genius Award Winner.

YouTuber Artem Boldyrev died after crashing into a Fiat car while reportedly driving his bike with his feet on a motorway in Moscow. A popular biker and motoblogger has died in an horrific road crash after steering his bike with his feet while allegedly texting on his phone.


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A lifetime of love is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

An American soldier has been reunited with the French woman he fell in love with in World War II — 75 years later.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Phrasing.

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Notice: No I didn't get permission from the Ace Media Empire or AceCorp, LLC. I just posted it and hoped for the best. And by the way, this ONT is proudly made in the greatest country on earth, The U.S.A.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:02 PM




Comments

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1 Who dat?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (DjIXP)

2 Heck.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 17, 2019 10:02 PM (w7U7L)

3 YouTube is demonetizing Scott Adams videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=398&v=Yjq51pfGbaw

Posted by: windbag at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (tKktY)

4 Yo

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (MAstk)

5 Happy Monday, Horde.

That sign at the end--I never got that award...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

6 I wish I could trust anyone on the Supreme Court to not sell actual legal citizens out in a heartbeat.

Guy on Larry O'Connor today said the Supreme Court is more concerned that a previous case was "settled" rather than that the case was settled "correctly"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:05 PM (AZxMX)

7 Top ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 17, 2019 10:05 PM (tVQUs)

8 How do I become "Cougar of the Month"?

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)

9 That top pic!! What does it mean???

Posted by: Dumbfounded Hippie at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (geIq4)

10
{{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

11 From last thread:

One of the many marvelous things about baseball...I'll bet that most MLB pitchers were the best hitters on their high school teams. Yet when they step to the plate against major league pitching, it is often an embarrassing four pitch at-bat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2019 09:38 PM (wYseH)

Patrick Mahomes, currently QB for the Kansas City Chiefs, was a local high school star. Not only was he the starting QB on their very successful football team, he was also the best starting pitcher AND the leading home run hitter for his school's baseball team.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

12 environmental racism

WTF? Go away, just go away now.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (RfzVr)

13 Hello Dear, how was your day?

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (htgmn)

14 That sign at the end--I never got that award...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)


Ladyl, the Horde can fix that for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (AZxMX)

15 Carried over from last thread:
"Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything.



Let's face it: Bo Jackson was a superhuman athlete. Unbelievably talented.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
Hmm. I'd put Jim Thorpe in that list as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (DjIXP)

16 Not 1st so off to read content.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (UoOyP)

17 8 How do I become "Cougar of the Month"?
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)


I want to know as well. I've tried my best...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

18 That sign at the end--I never got that award...
Posted by: Ladyl

----

A grievous oversight to be sure!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

19 If Mrs. Vaughn is a Penn State grad, they could call her Nittany Lion of the Month. Had a cousin who went to Penn State-- the Lion is a big deal there.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (pPNCa)

20 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (JFzNN)

21 Everyone makes fun of Barry Manilov, but they still know all the lyrics to his songs.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)

22 That top pic!! What does it mean???

Posted by: Dumbfounded Hippie at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (geIq4)


Something is definitely fishy here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)

23 nice fish!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (438dO)

24
A grievous oversight to be sure!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)


Yeah, right!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

25 11; mahomes is trulely special. soon to be completely fucked by andy "time out" reid. dude is poison.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)

26 Ahhh, shit.

To be 17 again, having gotten up at 4:30 a.m. to drive up the McKenzie River from Eugene, OR on opening day, and standing in freezing runoff in my 501 jeans trying to entice a Rainbow onto my hook.

Glorious, and it has been forever since I've done that.

Where did my life go?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (NoKAc)

27

Chuck Connors played for the Boston Celtics and the Chicago Cubs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (aKsyK)

28 I sure hope that top pic is MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)

29 8 How do I become "Cougar of the Month"?
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)

17 8 How do I become "Cougar of the Month"?
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)


I want to know as well. I've tried my best...
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT


I bet you both are, you're just too modest

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

30
Have an interview tomorrow with an oil and gas firm here in Houston. I had a mock interview with the outplacement rep today and he said I did very well. Just tighten my presentation some. But I have experience with just about everything in the job description, plus being technically accomplished.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (Wx/+I)

31
Ladyl, the Horde can fix that for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (AZxMX)



Awww! You made my night!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

32

Rainbow trout has pride!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK)

33 I want to know as well. I've tried my best...
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

We could make a Cougar Club.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (htgmn)

34 James Buchanan was the first and so far only homosexual president. He is generally considered to be the worst president.

Obama was the first bisexual president and is in the top 5 worst, easily.

I'm guessing this isn't a selling point for candidate Butt Plug

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (WdocV)

35 Chuck Connors played for the Boston Celtics and the Chicago Cubs.


aaaaand starred in Tourist Trap!

multitalented

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (Rarvo)

36 21; speak for yourself, round eye.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

37 Mount that fish on a wooden plaque and you got yourself a fine piece of art for the den.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

38 that is a great trout pick! God gets the credit I guess.

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (n13/j)

39 I gotta go fishing.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (K22Va)

40 I mean, everyone's suggested James Buchanan was gay, though I have serious doubts myself. So Buttplug isn't even being original here.

With that in mind, good evening all.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (Vgw1E)

41
28 I sure hope that top pic is MisHum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (AZxMX)

I left work early this afternoon.
No trout here in my lake, but plenty of giant bluegills. Throw in a few bass and it was a magical 2 hours.

I almost short changed you folks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

42 Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything.

___

Boots up techmobowl.

Yes, yes that is correct.

Posted by: Some Football Enthusiast at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (WdocV)

43 You can't talk about climate change without talking about the social inequalities that exist or the people who suffer from environmental racism.

Watch me.

"Climate change" is bullshit.

So are "social inequalities."

Also "environmental racism."

All three are bullshit.

Now it IS true that you can't talk about them without talking about bovine excrement. That assertion is certainly true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (1GThF)

44 "YouTube is demonetizing Scott Adams videos.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=398v=Yjq51pfGbaw

Posted by: windbag"

Pretty sure he's got a "fuck you" level of money anyways. (And yes, they are assholes)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (DjIXP)

45 Nice. I'm taking the old man fishing tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (qyqhr)

46 James Buchanan was the most likely homosexual in the American Presidency. And he was... not so great, at Presidentin'.

Maybe Pierce was worse.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

47 Everyone makes fun of Barry Manilov, but they still know all the lyrics to his songs.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)

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Barry Manilov? Is that the non-union, Russian equivalent?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (8g9zh)

48 Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}, that you noticed made my day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (AZxMX)

49 Everyone makes fun of Barry Manilov, but they still know all the lyrics to his songs.

___
THE RUSSIANS ARE HACKING OUR MUSIC. WE GONNA DIE!

Posted by: The calm left at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)

50 >>I gotta go fishing.


Just about every river is snapping into shape this week.

Literally too much water to fish for the next 4-6 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (qyqhr)

51
Maybe Pierce was worse.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


That guy on M*A*S*H ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (aKsyK)

52 I get tired of saying it, normals need a youtube alternative. They laugh when we get pissed. You can't let them control who get's to be heard. Isn't that what Limbaugh and Fox News was all about?

Posted by: Quint at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (n13/j)

53 45 Nice. I'm taking the old man fishing tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:11 PM (qyqhr)

A wonderful present.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

54 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

A bad day of fishing, beats a great day at "work"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (AZxMX)

55 Speaking of GoreBull Warmening, here's an excellent 45 minute interview by Stephen Crowder of Dr. Patrick Moore, one of the founders of Greenpeace.

https://tinyurl.com/Crowder-Interviews-Dr-Moore

Dr. Moore states some things about ice ages and cycles of temperature, and the SUN even makes an appearance as affecting the temperature of the Earth (heresy, I know).

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (NoKAc)

56 Bo Jackson was better than practically anyone at anything.

So did he have an alternative proof of Fermat's Last Theorem?

Better at athletics, certainly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (1GThF)

57 Here's a quick summary of everything interesting that Team USA did at the Women's World Cup today:

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ta49A)

58 Buttplug Pete is convinced there were past presidents who were the ghey.

James Buchanan is usually on the list because he lived for 13 years with William Rufus King, Franklin Pierce's VP (for about a month; King died in April 1853). King was known around Washington as "Miss King" and "Buchanan's better half."

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (pPNCa)

59 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (Y9Ocz)

60 34 James Buchanan was the first and so far only homosexual president. He is generally considered to be the worst president.

Obama was the first bisexual president and is in the top 5 worst, easily.

I'm guessing this isn't a selling point for candidate Butt Plug
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (WdocV)

Dolly Madison was a Beard, baybee!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (V2Yro)

61 Played baseball with Dwight Evans at Chatsworth High in 1969. He was our best pitcher and led L.A. City in batting average, over .400. Actually, I led City in hitting. But I only got one at-bat.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (w7U7L)

62 Pierce remains the only sitting President in history to be primaried out. By a poofter, at that. Yeah, I'd say he was pretty bad

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

63 50 >>I gotta go fishing.


Just about every river is snapping into shape this week.

Literally too much water to fish for the next 4-6 weeks.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (qyqhr)

Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

64 >>A wonderful present.


You've never been in the boat with the two of us!

But. He'll have the chance to net 40-60 on the dry.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (qyqhr)

65 57 Here's a quick summary of everything interesting that Team USA did at the Women's World Cup today:
Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (ta49A)

If we stocked the team with Trannys, we would sweep the whole tournament.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (htgmn)

66 45 prezzies, yeah statistically speaking there probably was a ghey one somewhere along the way. 1/45 is 2.2%.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (FiUMj)

67 James Buchanan was the most likely homosexual in the American Presidency.

Bad news for Obama and Booker. You're runners up, you sillies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (1GThF)

68 Now it IS true that you can't talk about them without talking about bovine excrement. That assertion is certainly true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:10 PM (1GThF)


Heh.

Posted by: Emmie at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (4HMW8)

69 Mayor Pete is right, you know.

Posted by: Barry O. at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

70 I can't wait til the ladies' US soccer team loses

it's not that they ran up the score

it's that they're assholes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Rarvo)

71 Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

You must buy a lot of worms.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (htgmn)

72 As a six year old girl, I had a massive crush on Chuck Connors. And Johnny Weissmuller too. And that guy who played Zorro.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (RfzVr)

73 A bad day of fishing, beats a great day at "work"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:13 PM (AZxMX)


Truth!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

74
No, no, no. A past gay president can only be someone admirable like Abe, not a Buchanan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Wx/+I)

75 Willowed:

Let's face it: Bo Jackson was a superhuman athlete. Unbelievably talented.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:00 PM (1GThF)

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One of my favorite (maybe my favorite) ads of all time. I remember watching it as a little guy when it first aired:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwry6vAWG4g

I especially like the hockey part... you probably couldn't air it today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (n6XaE)

76 >>Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs


How many have Trout?

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (qyqhr)

77 Zorro - Guy Williams.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)

78 Now if you go back to the Kings of England - well, start with King James of Bible fame. Gayer than Liberace's Hairdresser.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (V2Yro)

79 MH, Thanks for that gorgeous top photo. That is special.

Posted by: JTB at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (bmdz3)

80 ree: Bo Jackson
No, he was not a baseball player. I believe he still holds the record for highest strike out percentage ever, and the standing joke in KC when he played (recall the era)
What do Bo Jackson and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear one glove on their left hand for no apparent reason.

Posted by: MarkY at June 17, 2019 10:17 PM (aVK64)

81 If we stocked the team with Trannys, we would sweep the whole tournament.

Posted by: ALH
________

I suppose that one way to get American men to win the World Cup.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:17 PM (ta49A)

82 64 >>A wonderful present.


You've never been in the boat with the two of us!

But. He'll have the chance to net 40-60 on the dry.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (qyqhr)


I bet it would be a hoot to see.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

83 Rainbow trout has pride!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK)


That photo is documenting genocide!

Posted by: Piscine-American Liberation Front at June 17, 2019 10:17 PM (1GThF)

84 Better... https://tinyurl.com/jl28zxv

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2019 10:18 PM (geIq4)

85 Thanks tonypete, I could not remember his name.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:18 PM (RfzVr)

86 And that guy who played Zorro.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (RfzVr)


He's yummy. Guy Williams.

Posted by: Emmie at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (4HMW8)

87 >>I bet it would be a hoot to see.


"You're dropping your backcast!"


"..."


"You're Dropping your Back Cast!"


Lather, Rinse...Repeat

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (qyqhr)

88 Let me guess: Mayor Butthead has bought in to the "Abraham Lincoln was ghey" thing.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (XAYDB)

89 George IV was straight. Maybe TOO straight.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

90 If a couple of people could send a prayer up for me for energy tomorrow morning, I would appreciate it. I'm playing first court in a tournament and my partner, aka "the beast" cheated on tennis with golf and broke two ribs. My partner tomorrow is consistent but not powerful.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

91 King County- where Seattle lies, was named after Rufus deVane King but was renamed after MLK back in the 1980s. I wonder how that sits with the gheys if indeeds "First Lady Rufus" was gay.

Posted by: Rex B at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (inAzX)

92 76 >>Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs


How many have Trout?
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (qyqhr)

Approximately 5.
If you don't include Lake Superior.
Plenty of trout streams as well.

Something about global warming and glaciers receding cause all of these lakes, or so says science.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

93 I'm not sold on Buchanan being gay. He came of age in the pre-Victorian era, which was known for men having intimate friendships with other men (see Lincoln's letters to some of his young law associates), even some cases of lengthy cohabitation. Hell, even in the height of the Victorian era, the Sherlock Holmes stories were published that had Holmes and Watson sharing an apartment, and no one's called them gay outside of some twisted fanfic sites......I assume. My friend said.

Then again, I suppose the fact that, even in this looser era, Buchanan's contemporaries were making suggestive remarks about his and King's relationships should give one pause.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (Vgw1E)

94 Silly Monsignor. That is not how one uses helicopters to reduce criminals.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (EZebt)

95
Bo made a flat footed throw from the warning track in right field to get a runner out at third. Helluva arm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (Wx/+I)

96 Happy birthday, Mr. Manilow!

I was a Fanilow before it was a thing....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (SRRAx)

97 So Mrs. Vaughn has got it going on.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (4thlk)

98 tonypete - btw, how goes it with the grandkids? Are you all having fun?

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (RfzVr)

99 Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

Prayers for you, Ladyl.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (htgmn)

100 Nice. I'll fish for anything...but I only get excited for Salmonids.

Unless you wanna go catch sharks.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (qyqhr)

101 The mayor of Ramat Trump should prepare him or herself for frequent phone calls from the WH, checking on things.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (Z216Q)

102 Now if you go back to the Kings of England - well, start with King James of Bible fame.

There was a Latin saying that went around James's court: Elizabetha fuit rex; nunc habemus Jacobus regina-- which means "Elizabeth was a King; but now we have James as Queen."

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (pPNCa)

103 Prayers for you, Ladyl.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (htgmn)


Thank you ALH!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

104 What? An ONT? Who could have predicted this?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (/IMJl)

105 Ladyl, may you hit them hard and accurately and make up for your partner's shortcomings.

Amen.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

106 90 If a couple of people could send a prayer up for me for energy tomorrow morning, I would appreciate it. I'm playing first court in a tournament and my partner, aka "the beast" cheated on tennis with golf and broke two ribs. My partner tomorrow is consistent but not powerful.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)


OK, I'll play along.

How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

107 I would say that Eleanor drove Franklin to gheyness, I mean Frank seemed to have an unhealthy attraction to Stalin, but Lucy Mercer seems to have had the stuff to keep him in line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (KoKdw)

108 James Buchanan was the most likely homosexual in the American Presidency.

Bad news for Obama and Booker. You're runners up, you sillies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (1GThF)

Hey, I'm not a homosexual! In fact, I'm so straight I don't have sex with girls because they suck cock and that's gay!

Posted by: Fierce Heterosexual Corey Booker at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (tVQUs)

109 Bo made a flat footed throw from the warning track in right field to get a runner out at third. Helluva arm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

But Bo had to bungle the play in the first place to make the throw necessary..,
Look, Bo sucked at baseball. Leo Durocher said it best, "He swings tremendously hard at everything, and occasionally makes contact."
That may not be a direct quote. I don't like Bo.

Posted by: MarkY at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (aVK64)

110 How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Playing against Tiger Woods?

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (pPNCa)

111 >>How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?


"I bet you I can jump that bunker in this Cart."

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:22 PM (qyqhr)

112 Pierce was buddies with Nathaniel Hawthorne, so that might explain his weirdness.

Posted by: jmel at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (OeWgo)

113 I was a Fanilow before it was a thing....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
________

There was blood in a single gunshot, but who shot whom? (Objective case. I mean, if society is going to start stressing pronouns . . .)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (ta49A)

114 I was wondering the same thing MisHum

Golf isn't usually a contact sport

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (Rarvo)

115 Playing against Tiger Woods?
Posted by: Basement Cat

Against his (ex)wife?

Posted by: MarkY at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (aVK64)

116 How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Playing against Tiger Woods?
Posted by: Basement Cat

Or his ex-wife.

Posted by: That's gotta hurt at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

117 105 Ladyl, may you hit them hard and accurately and make up for your partner's shortcomings.

Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

Thank you Tonypete. Would you mind adding, "and may you stop the unforced errors in the third hour?"

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

118 Ladyl, how the hell does one break their ribs golfing? I've wrenched a knee and twisted an ankle here or there but that is bizarre.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (RfzVr)

119 Read all of the content with only 2 comments posted. Watched the entire PJW video too.

Let's see where I end up.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (PHotS)

120 100 Nice. I'll fish for anything...but I only get excited for Salmonids.

Unless you wanna go catch sharks.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:20 PM (qyqhr)

Shark fishing is out of the question, this year. But next year......
Most of my vacation time and free loot has been accounted for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

121 tonypete - btw, how goes it with the grandkids? Are you all having fun?
Posted by: cfo mom

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Yes! Thanks for asking. The littlest one is watching me right now while lying in bed. We've read our stories - Ferdinand the Bull and Harold and the Purple Crayon - and her eyelids are very heavy. We had a big day - lots of fun.

As much as I complain about the situation, I do love having them here.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)

122
Franklin Pierce was a pickled sot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (Wx/+I)

123 America's Dream Team: Corey & Kamela.

They both like boys.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (htgmn)

124 117 comments, nice.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (PHotS)

125 this joint sure likes talking about mayor buttgig. alot. i ignore that annoying little fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

126 I should start keeping a diary.

I'm pretty sure we are living through some major historical sh*t right now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (EZebt)

127 118 Ladyl, how the hell does one break their ribs golfing? I've wrenched a knee and twisted an ankle here or there but that is bizarre.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (RfzVr)


I have no idea! She is a stellar athlete. Played basketball for University of Michigan and she's deadly at the net. Ugh.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

128 There was a Latin saying that went around James's court: Elizabetha fuit rex; nunc habemus Jacobus regina-- which means "Elizabeth was a King; but now we have James as Queen."
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (pPNCa)


Well jeez, if we start talking about the sexuality of European rulers, it'll be a question of who *wasn't* gay. Figures.

Even back with Julius Caesar, Romans who knew anything at all were saying about him, he was "every woman's man and every man's woman."

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (Vgw1E)

129 How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

---------

When a game ends in debt negotiations.

Posted by: Rich "9-Iron" Giamboni at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (n6XaE)

130 I love shark fishing. Those things are crazy when they realize you've got them tied up!

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (qyqhr)

131 Most of my vacation time and free loot has been accounted for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)


What? You have vacation time AND free loot! Luxury...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (AZxMX)

132 I left work early this afternoon.
No trout here in my lake, but plenty of giant bluegills. Throw in a few bass and it was a magical 2 hours.

I almost short changed you folks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I once caught a largemouth bass that was an inch and a half long. He was literally a mouth and a tail. I caught him on a lure that was 3 inches long. I couldn't stop laughing as I took him off the hook. I said to him "WHAT were YOU thinking ?" as I let him go.

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (Y9Ocz)

133 Even back with Julius Caesar, Romans who knew anything at all were saying about him, he was "every woman's man and every man's woman."
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (Vgw1E)

So he was ambidextrous?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

134 I have no idea! She is a stellar athlete. Played basketball for University of Michigan and she's deadly at the net. Ugh.


longterm affects of Female Athlete Triad, then, perhaps?

she should strongly consider calcium supplementation

unless she got mugged on the course or something...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (Rarvo)

135 One of my favorite (maybe my favorite) ads of all time. I remember watching it as a little guy when it first aired:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwry6vAWG4g



I especially like the hockey part... you probably couldn't air it today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Oh yeah! We loved that. And that was our favorite part too - Gretzky just skating up to the camera- "No."
There was another one pretty much the same, only the end was Bo riding a bike up to the camera and saying, "Now, when's that tour the france thang?"

Posted by: Vertov at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (gO7fe)

136
When a game ends in debt negotiations.

Posted by: Rich "9-Iron" Giamboni at June 17, 2019 10:25 PM (n6XaE)


Just ask Judge Emails.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Wx/+I)

137
OK, I'll play along.

How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)


It's a mystery to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

138 Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (Wx/+I)

139 That fish in the top pic is too pretty to eat.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (htgmn)

140 >>No trout here in my lake, but plenty of giant bluegills. Throw in a few bass and it was a magical 2 hours.


Nice. 4 oz Spinning reel and some tiny jigheads or spinners and you are in business.

Some grasshoppers to tip them with is key, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (qyqhr)

141 89 George IV was straight. Maybe TOO straight.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

Prince Albert, who became King Edward VII, was probably the most notorious on that count. From the stories that are told about him, it'd be hard to name a prominent actress of the day, or a wife of one of the Lords he hung out with, who he didn't have a jolly ol' time with.

Ironically, one of the few who was apparently pretty upright morally was George III, but that was only because he was as nutty as a fruitcake.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (V2Yro)

142 Has Gaylord made Morsi's death about himself yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (CSYCT)

143 This is the time of year at our lake that the bass start thinking, "hmmm, ducklings!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (/dN1M)

144 I was talking about the guy that got arrest in 2017 for pulling his gun as Anti-fa was about to mob him....and it led me to consider....has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (WdocV)

145 Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (Y9Ocz)

Cute!
I once caught a northern pike about 5" long on a Floating Rapala that was the same size.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

146 125 this joint sure likes talking about mayor buttgig. alot. i ignore that annoying little fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

--And South Bend is a shithole.

But then, the Dems want all of America like that, don't they?

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (XAYDB)

147 🐠

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and PETA will hound and dox both of you.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (/IMJl)

148 Heh. Just muted Cornel West on Fox. Why listen to the guy. Harvard professor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:29 PM (/dN1M)

149 >> This is the time of year at our lake that the bass start thinking, "hmmm, ducklings!"


Yep. Also, snakes in the flooded grass edges. Crazy eats.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:29 PM (qyqhr)

150 146; succeeding admirably, log prof. it's baked in the cake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (KP5rU)

151 A fecal transplant is the one time someone really does have to give a shit.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (OHHcf)

152 MH, Thanks for that gorgeous top photo. That is special.
Posted by: JTB

Seconded

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (Y9Ocz)

153 That canoe is a work of art

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (Yo3dV)

154 tonypete, awesome. It is so sweet to watch them falling asleep all happy and content. I know it can be hard to deal with at times, so bless you and the babies.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (RfzVr)

155 I watched that PJW video. I'm not sure why.

The world has gone completely crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (HaL55)

156 Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (qyqhr)

St Croix 7' light power fast action rod. Shimano reel with 4# test, 1/16 oz black jig with 2" Mister Twister tails. Then switched over to black jig with black marabou.

I pour my own jigs. Tie my own jigs, marabou, bucktail. I buy the plastics.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

157 112 Pierce was buddies with Nathaniel Hawthorne, so that might explain his weirdness.
Posted by: jmel at June 17, 2019 10:23 PM (OeWgo)


Fun fact: Hawthorne wrote a short biography of Pierce for his 1852 campaign, talking about what a great American hero and leader of men he was, and Horace Mann, who knew both of them, supposedly said, "If Hawthorne writes that, it will be the greatest work of fiction he ever created."

Though I sometimes think Pierce got a worse rap than he deserved. Not a great leader by any measure, but more just a victim of history moving too fast.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (Vgw1E)

158 I gotta go fishing.





Just about every river is snapping into shape this week.



Literally too much water to fish for the next 4-6 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:12 PM (qyqhr)



Tell me about it, 200 lakes in a 20 mile radius here. Including 2 top notch flowages (reservoirs)

I gotta move out of Crook County, or take one of those open spots on the Wolf my Godchild says is open and buy me a single wide to put on it.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (K22Va)

159 .has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?
Posted by: 18-1
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My guess is that the Soros connection was becoming a little too obvious. I think he was also having some trouble controlling the thugs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (/dN1M)

160 t-bird you made me go re-look at the canoe

WOW

absolutely a work of art!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (Rarvo)

161 And South Bend is a shithole.

A recurring theme with Mayor Buttplug, apparently.

Posted by: Piscine-American Liberation Front at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (1GThF)

162 OK, I'll play along.

How in the hell does one break 2 ribs playing golf?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

i hate to be pedantic, but probably undiagnosed osteoporosis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (V2Yro)

163
Yep. Also, snakes in the flooded grass edges. Crazy eats.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:29 PM (qyqhr)


Dear sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

164 re George III - I'll just repeat that monarchy is a great system, as long as the king is sane and his Parliament isn't full of upper class twits.

When that doesn't happen, well... here we are

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (ykYG2)

165 Looks like a cutthroat trout to me. But they all taste good fresh from the stream.

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (Pqytn)

166 The A330 will be a tourist attraction until a diver gets trapped inside the baggage area and drowns.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (CSYCT)

167
i hate to be pedantic, but probably undiagnosed osteoporosis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (V2Yro)


That would really stink for her.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

168 >>Dear sweet Jesus.


Bass love to eat snakes. They just blow up on the things.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (qyqhr)

169 .has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?
Posted by: 18-1
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My guess is that the Soros connection was becoming a little too obvious. I think he was also having some trouble controlling the thugs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:31 PM (/dN1M)


They may have gotten the word to stand down until after the election, because they weren't helping the cause. Note that that's kind of what happened with Occupy Wall Street shitheads, too, in the run up to the last election.

Posted by: Piscine-American Liberation Front at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (1GThF)

170 So he was ambidextrous?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


EXTREMELY ambidextrous, if you get my drift.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn he'd been ambidextrous with one or more of the senators who Ided his March.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (Vgw1E)

171 Obama's 2019 "gettin' the band back together" Spygate Tour?

Historically, Italy has been a connecting point for Russian/Italian intel services fixing and forging documents. The guy that drank the polonium tea said he and other KGB agents worked pretty closely with Italian intel guys - most of them considered it in the vein of moonlighting side business type gig work - which relieved them of any moral considerations. ~ from the book The Terminal Spy.

Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (K3B2k)

172 Look! its a LGBQTXYZ Trout!

(JK; Nice pic)

Posted by: Average Guy at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (LMcFk)

173 Well jeez, if we start talking about the sexuality of European rulers, it'll be a question of who *wasn't* gay.

Posted by: Dr. T
________

I look at Chancellor M. (I don't want to come across as mean so I won't say her name) and I wonder if she ever had a sexual thought in her life -- straight, gay, bi, trans, Shetland ponies, anything. Probably thought that New Year's Eve party in Cologne was just young people having fun.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (ta49A)

174 I gotta move out of Crook County, or take one of those open spots on the Wolf my Godchild says is open and buy me a single wide to put on it.
Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:30 PM (K22Va)

Do it. Do it now.

Because at the end, you won't be saying, "I wish I would have stayed longer in Crook County".

I'm so blessed. I'm living the dream.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

175 "I would imagine we've probably had excellent presidents who were gay...."
***


If only we could go back to a time when a person's accomplishments and legacy were based on their success and not on what they do in bed .

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (wMHPW)

176 sock off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (1GThF)

177 As a member of the First Nations of Europe, do. I get a say in the environmental regulations? And why, exactly, not?

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (Yo3dV)

178

Bass love to eat snakes. They just blow up on the things.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (qyqhr)


OMG that's disgusting.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

179 .has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (WdocV)

Maybe because it's the start of summer - everything has quieted down, compared to where we were.

feels like a calm before the storm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (V2Yro)

180 Chairman Xi attempts to find footing against the overwhelming economic punishment being delivered by US President Donald J. Trump says Gordon Chang. Emperor For Life Xi goes to N Korea for 2 day talks suddenly to PERSUADE N. Korea to cease nuke production. YEah sure wahever yall say. Winning with #45.


Balcones Rumble bourbon for the American win.

Posted by: john doe at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (WX+x0)

181 What is that striped wood thing in the water in the fish picture? I can't seem to make out what it is.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (UUBmN)

182 178

Bass love to eat snakes. They just blow up on the things.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2019 10:32 PM (qyqhr)


OMG that's disgusting.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

Thats why you eat the walleyes and throw the damn bass in the lake.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

183 i hate to be pedantic, but probably undiagnosed osteoporosis.


haha apparently I LOVE being pedantic b/c I already diagnosed the poor lady a bit above there - I agree, early osteoporosis probably caused by having had the Triad when she was a "stellar athlete" in her youth.


Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (Rarvo)

184 OMG that's disgusting.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)


Why? What do you think fish usually eat? I'd guess insects.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (1GThF)

185 And that guy who played Zorro.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:16 PM (RfzVr)

He's yummy. Guy Williams.
Posted by: Emmie


He had a needledick moustache !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (Y9Ocz)

186 I pour my own jigs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Lead? Surely not lead !

We're all gonna die!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (2qPhT)

187 James Buchanan was the first and so far only homosexual president. He is generally considered to be the worst president.

LOL. I was going to claim that Buchanan was homosexual, simply because he was our worst president - I had no idea that it might actually be true.

It's just amazing that when two to three percent of the population is actively homosexual, that several of our forty-five prior presidents just have to have been gay - besides Obama, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

188 re George III - I'll just repeat that monarchy is a great system, as long as the king is sane and his Parliament isn't full of upper class twits.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo
________

George Clinton was unquestionably the most influential member of Parliament. And yet, George Clinton is considered to be one of America's Founding Fathers. Go figure.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (ta49A)

189 George IV was straight. Maybe TOO straight.

Victoria and Albert were unquestionably straight, and they limited their bedroom activities to each other. Victoria's diary entry the morning after her wedding is pretty warm even by today's standards. Her only complaint about married life was the number and frequency of her pregnancies.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (pPNCa)

190 If only we could go back to a time when a person's accomplishments and legacy were based on their success and not on what they do in bed .
Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (wMHPW)

You're gonna have to go back a long long time.

Posted by: Madame de Pompadour at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (V2Yro)

191 What is that striped wood thing in the water in the fish picture? I can't seem to make out what it is.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (UUBmN)

I think it's part of a fly fishing net.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (tVQUs)

192 Lead? Surely not lead !

We're all gonna die!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (2qPhT)


Shhhhh.

I haven't gotten around to tungsten yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

193 Hawthorne wrote a short biography of Pierce for his 1852 campaign, talking about what a great American hero and leader of men he was, and Horace Mann, who knew both of them, supposedly said, "If Hawthorne writes that, it will be the greatest work of fiction he ever created."

Ooh! American historian putdowns! I have one.

Taft appeared at an event and was introduced to the public by New York Senator Chauncey Depew. Depew made his introduction by pointedly observing the President's midsection, and noting that the distinguished statesman was "pregnant with integrity, [and] pregnant with courage." Taft made his way to the podium and waited for the laughter to subside. He then thanked Depew for the introduction, patted his belly, and said, "If it's a girl, I shall call her Integrity. If a boy, Courage. But if it is, as I suspect, nothing more than gas, I'll call it Chauncey Depew."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)

194 OWS camps were becoming centers for theft, rape, and contagious diseases. So yeah they had to be shut down before those not afflicted with BDS started to put 2 and 2 together.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (CSYCT)

195 The glass is half full. The glass is half empty. The glass is big enough to hold my wine, regardless.

Life is good.

Posted by: Halfwise at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (kg0m0)

196 nobody eats bass. might as well eat the fish cleaning board.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

197 OMG that's disgusting.
Posted by: Ladyl
----

Hmm. Do you like crab? Because....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (2qPhT)

198 has anti-fa just not been in the news lately? Or have they actually gotten quiet?

Gearing up for the election campaign. Good luck having a Trump rally in any big blue city in the United States.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (I2/tG)

199 the first US state to ban employers from requiring pre-employment marijuana testing.

Lawyers are going to love this one. I mean who wouldn't a stoned heavy equipment operator and his potters? Yeah, you're good, bro!

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (Yo3dV)

200 Do it. Do it now.



Because at the end, you won't be saying, "I wish I would have stayed longer in Crook County".



I'm so blessed. I'm living the dream.

Glad to hear you're liking your new digs.
I think you may be right. It's such a pain in the ass to move it's easy to put things off. Next thing I know I'm over 29. Oh wait.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (K22Va)

201 Maybe because it's the start of summer - everything has quieted down, compared to where we were.

feels like a calm before the storm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (V2Yro)


I suspect that polling/ focus groups revealed that antifa was hurting the communist cause with the public, and so they got the word to stand down, at least until after the election.

If Trump wins (please, God), I'd bet they'll back in force. (Or possibly morph into a terrorist underground organization, a la SDS --> Weather Underground back when.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (1GThF)

202
Shhhhh.

I haven't gotten around to tungsten yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Seems to me that bismuth is being used for wheel weights these days. Am I wrong about that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:39 PM (2qPhT)

203 barry manilow? at least you redeemed yourself with some alice. at least you're off the yoko kick. damn!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

204 so apparently I missed a whole bunch of shootings around my hometown this weekend while I was away?!?

and our BRILLIANT mayor has found the culprit! no, not urban yutes and drug dealers!

no it's Pennsy's awful "gun culture" of course

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)

205 Seems to me that bismuth is being used for wheel weights these days. Am I wrong about that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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And shot shells too?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (2qPhT)

206 Holy shit, just realized the beer I''m drinking is 8.5% alcohol. No wonder it gets me buzzed so fast LOL.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (FiUMj)

207 I've always enjoyed Manilow's music back when they still had Top 40 hits. (Maybe they still do.) But I think his greatest skill was arranging music and orchestration. His arrangements produced the best Bette Midler albums. Yeah, she's a dipshit but those early albums were wonderful. His albums released after the many hit songs are better than the early stuff. The jazzy albums, the Broadway and big band material. And Paradise Cafe is a masterpiece, IMHO.

Posted by: JTB at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (bmdz3)

208 Everyone makes fun of Barry Manilow, but they still know all the lyrics to his songs.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019

It's like smelling gangrenous rotting flesh, you know it but don't like it.

Posted by: Batterup at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (U2JQS)

209 Hmm. Do you like crab? Because....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (2qPhT)/i]

Yup. My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima, and later a graves registration officer there, loved sea food - but would never eat crab. Ever. Don't even mention it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (1GThF)

210
"I would imagine we've probably had excellent presidents who were gay -- we just didn't know which ones," Buttgieg said


Oh, Lord, you are so pathetic.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (dPMBY)

211
Thats why you eat the walleyes and throw the damn bass in the lake.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

Thank for for the advice. It will be followed.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

212 George Clinton was unquestionably the most influential member of Parliament. And yet, George Clinton is considered to be one of America's Founding Fathers. Go figure.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:36 PM (ta49A)

--That needed an AOC or Joe Biden sock.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (XAYDB)

213 The fishy is almost too pretty to eat..almost.

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (jm1YL)

214 Frau Merkel was a nudist as a youth, I'm guessing she has at least a normal sexual appetite.

Now excuse me while I go barf.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (WdocV)

215
Yup. My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima, and later a graves registration officer there, loved sea food - but would never eat crab. Ever. Don't even mention it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (1GThF)


Tell me why. What do crabs eat?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

216 Seems to me that bismuth is being used for wheel weights these days. Am I wrong about that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:39 PM (2qPhT)


Sink the Bismuth!

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)

217 196
nobody eats bass. might as well eat the fish cleaning board.

I keep hearing that and have eaten a ton of smallies in WI and MN. Either you guys are spoiled or I'm seriously lacking in fresh fish. I think they're good.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (K22Va)

218 Tell me why. What do crabs eat?
Posted by: Ladyl

----

Anything dead.

Anything.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)

219 If only we could go back to a time when a person's accomplishments and legacy were based on their success and not on what they do in bed .

Twenty-five years ago, I saw a documentary about Berkeley High School. Needless to say, Berkeley High School was a pioneer in LGBT propaganda, and an irate parent was complaining that the only thing his son knew about Michelangelo was that Michelangelo was gay. Apparently who Michelangelo chose to boff was the only interesting thing about him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

220 Taft appeared at an event and was introduced to the public by New York Senator Chauncey Depew. Depew made his introduction by pointedly observing the President's midsection, and noting that the distinguished statesman was "pregnant with integrity, [and] pregnant with courage." Taft made his way to the podium and waited for the laughter to subside. He then thanked Depew for the introduction, patted his belly, and said, "If it's a girl, I shall call her Integrity. If a boy, Courage. But if it is, as I suspect, nothing more than gas, I'll call it Chauncey Depew."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)

Things I learned today:
William Howard Taft would've been a beast on social media.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (Vgw1E)

221
no it's Pennsy's awful "gun culture" of course
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)


Well, he certainly couldn't cite the true cause -- soda tax rage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (dPMBY)

222 Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4lvjcuk

https://tinyurl.com/yxms8jhb

https://tinyurl.com/y33n4zyl

https://tinyurl.com/y6529we5

https://tinyurl.com/y5onhltz

Posted by: kbdabear at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (0Ntuf)

223 Hmm. Do you like crab? Because....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (2qPhT)/i]

Yup. My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima, and later a graves registration officer there, loved sea food - but would never eat crab. Ever. Don't even mention it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Yeah. I have a story that's similar, and very personal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (4bd7D)

224 Tell me why. What do crabs eat?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


Not to be indelicate, but not all of the Marines made it to shore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (1GThF)

225
Tell me why. What do crabs eat?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


They're a good means to get rid of a dead body.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (Wx/+I)

226 But if it is, as I suspect, nothing more than gas, I'll call it Chauncey Depew."

Lol! I can imagine that from Reagan, too.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (Yo3dV)

227 crabs feed on the departed killed in beach landings.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

228 If Trump wins (please, God), I'd bet they'll back in force. (Or possibly morph into a terrorist underground organization, a la SDS --> Weather Underground back when.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:38 PM (1GThF)

Possibly - although radicals in the 30's were stone cold killers. Radicals in the 60's and early 70's were some crazy, dangerous, bomb making freaks.

Radicals today are pathetic. If you don't call them by their preferred pronoun they roll up into a ball and cry for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (V2Yro)

229 214 Frau Merkel was a nudist as a youth, I'm guessing she has at least a normal sexual appetite.

Now excuse me while I go barf.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (WdocV)

She has the look of a female St Bernard with 2 nipples instead of 8.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

230 The fishy is almost too pretty to eat..almost.
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (jm1YL)

No fish is too pretty to eat (except for the poisonous ones).

Posted by: Surfperch at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (tVQUs)

231 Tell me why. What do crabs eat?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

Motel sheets, among other things.

Posted by: Halfwise at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (kg0m0)

232 No I didn't get permission from the Ace Media Empire or AceCorp, LLC. I just posted it and hoped for the best.

Dude gets a few successful ONTs under his belt, and caution is not just dispensed with, it is thrown, reminiscent of a Ryan Nolan or Randy Johnson wild pitch, nigh unto the wind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (uL22A)

233 No indictments of Obama admin criminals = No Trump reelection, & no GOP Senate majority.

Posted by: Quilp at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (Bf3hj)

234
He then thanked Depew for the introduction, patted his belly, and said, "If it's a girl, I shall call her Integrity. If a boy, Courage. But if it is, as I suspect, nothing more than gas, I'll call it Chauncey Depew."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)


Time for PDJT to have Taft's portrait hung in the White House, I'd say!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (dPMBY)

235
Things I learned today:
William Howard Taft would've been a beast on social media.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (Vgw1E)

And then banned.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

236 More Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4z9tzrw

https://tinyurl.com/y2zwu29c

https://tinyurl.com/yypml3dk

https://tinyurl.com/y5rp3mf8

https://tinyurl.com/y6kxtnxr

Posted by: kbdabear at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (0Ntuf)

237 No fish is too pretty to eat (except for the poisonous ones).
Posted by: Surfperch


Amen to that!

Posted by: Michael Douglas at June 17, 2019 10:45 PM (ykYG2)

238 227 crabs feed on the departed killed in beach landings.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)


Okay. That's all I needed to know. Crab is off the list.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

239 232 No I didn't get permission from the Ace Media Empire or AceCorp, LLC. I just posted it and hoped for the best.

Dude gets a few successful ONTs under his belt, and caution is not just dispensed with, it is thrown, reminiscent of a Ryan Nolan or Randy Johnson wild pitch, nigh unto the wind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2019 10:44 PM (uL22A)


So you're sayin' I'm headed to the HOF?

Cool.....just f*cking cool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

240 214 Frau Merkel was a nudist as a youth, I'm guessing she has at least a normal sexual appetite.

Now excuse me while I go barf.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (WdocV)


Back from Germany for two years, and I had just about succeeded in mentally expunging all memories of Reichskanzler Merkel and of the East German nudist culture.

But really, thanks for bringing that up for me.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2019 10:46 PM (Vgw1E)

241 The Jeffrey Hunter WWII picture No Man is an Island about George Tweed, a Navy guy who eluded capture on Guam after the Japanese took it, has a scene where the locals kill a Japanese man, fed him to the crabs, and then offered the skeleton to the Japanese to prove Tweed had died.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:46 PM (CSYCT)

242 206 Holy shit, just realized the beer I''m drinking is 8.5% alcohol. No wonder it gets me buzzed so fast LOL.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (FiUMj)

--IPA?

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:46 PM (XAYDB)

243 I don't like Bo.

We Crimson Tide fans liked him well enough. He won the '84 Iron Bowl for us by running the wrong way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (HaL55)

244 If only Artem's feet had been on the handlebars and not the road.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (gSgAd)

245 These LIMU Emu commercials are so stupid, but at least far better than watching a millennial ditz talk about naming a car Brad.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (XAYDB)

246 Apparently who Michelangelo chose to boff was the only interesting thing about him.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Same with Benjamin Britten.

I recall once that Wm. Buckley was having a conversation where Britten's name came up. Buckley's guest chided him for not mentioning that Britten was gay.

Buckley replied, "Well, if your point is that composers are also capable of bad behavior, then it is well made."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (HTHlp)

247 nything dead.

Anything.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)


I used to love crab. OMG

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

248 After extensive research, the pictured fish is not a cutthroat, but as others said, a rainbow. The editor has been sacked.

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (Pqytn)

249 So today I was goofing off only kinda 1/2 working and had the TV on. I ran into a 90120 marathon, and the episodes were of the later years, mid 90s. Nostalgia FTW!! I'd kinda forgot how SJW the show became towards the end. The story lines in the episodes I watched involved

a) gay teen who came out but his father disowned him, cuz.....MEAN WHITE STRAIGHT DAD!!

b) woman abused by her husband cuz...MEAN WHITE MALE HUSBAND

c) Brandon cheated on Kelly...cuz MEAN WHITE STRAIGHT MALE

d) Kelly's boss sexually harassed poor defenseless Kelly, cuz MEAN STRAIGHT WHITE MALE

You kinda think this shit started in the Obama years, but it's been going on for a looooooooong time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 10:47 PM (FiUMj)

250
Tell me why. What do crabs eat?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


The dead bodies on and about the beaches of Iwo Jima.

Around here (Rehoboth Bay, DE), folks fishing for crabs bait their traps with fish heads and other delectables.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (dPMBY)

251 merkel is the model for evenink wear. hit every branch on the way down. adolph wouldn't have even hit that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

252 (Or possibly morph into a terrorist underground organization, a la SDS --> Weather Underground back when.)

I'm actually surprised that hasn't happened yet.

I'm also surprised that the Iranians/Hamas/Etc. aren't providing covert training in bomb making to the Antifa types.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

253 Thompsons! Get your red hot Thompsons here!

https://bit.ly/31H6CIS

Fun fact: the CEO of this company is the son of the Reverend Moon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (+y/Ru)

254 There's your problem right there, Dude. Everyone knows only Gunsels wear Levis. Damn.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM (Jj+59)

255 No Buffett fan here, but I like this song for fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQS4S3vgGA

I had an uncle with a 'stache like that. He was also a golfer and always wore those coordinated outfits. Best dresser in my not so hip family. Drove fancy cars. He always seemed to be the embodiment of cool.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (RfzVr)

256 Tell me why. What do crabs eat?


Out here in Oklahoma they eat salads.

Posted by: Liz Warren, chef without reservations at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (a4EWo)

257 17 again? Hell, I'd settle for 37 again...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (lLeln)

258 I met some antifa people from SF and rogue river, Oregon while working at a fire refugee camp in Chico, Ca. They were co-opting young socialist driven college students.

One guy was very chrismatic and a leader. Both late 20's. The other was a co leader but very closed off and not interested in explaining his ideology. He was a mechanical engineer. And a True Believer. Both were true believers in the Maoist approach.

The rogue river valley crew struck me as Marxists via IRA types. All of that group wore expensive leatherwork boots with kelties on the boot tongues. Odd welder boots for socialist 20 somethings.

Takeaway: do not underestimate these people.

Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (K3B2k)

259 242 206 Holy shit, just realized the beer I''m drinking is 8.5% alcohol. No wonder it gets me buzzed so fast LOL.

Posted by: Subaru Valve Cover Gaskets at June 17, 2019 10:40 PM (FiUMj)

--IPA?
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:46 PM (XAYDB)

___

Double IPA 2.0. Had no idea IPA could be doubled, but there you go...

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (FiUMj)

260 ''I've always enjoyed Manilow's music back when they still had Top 40 hits. (Maybe they still do.) But I think his greatest skill was arranging music and orchestration. His arrangements produced the best Bette Midler albums.''

Wasn't he Marlena Dietrich's arranger and band leader when she played Broadway? This was before his solo career took off.

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2019 10:50 PM (jm1YL)

261 Radicals today are pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:43 PM (V2Yro)


Sure, most of them are. But it's always true that the majority of people are innocuous. I've read that the majority of cops never arrest anyone in their careers. The majority of the SDS never did diddly either. Hell, the majority of Muslims aren't (active) terrorists.

But how many does it take to be a pain in the ass? A few dozen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 10:50 PM (1GThF)

262 Cougar of the month! Lol. I once wore my WSU T-shirt to the gym - it said Cougar right across the boobs. After more than a few interested looks from the high school boys at the gym, I realized wearing that T-shirt was probably not my best idea.

Posted by: IC at June 17, 2019 10:51 PM (fiC74)

263 Yup. My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima, and later a graves registration officer there, loved sea food - but would never eat crab. Ever. Don't even mention it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I just finished reading Dynasty The NY Yankees 1949 -1964

In the '50's offseason the Yanks did a tour of Japan and played a bunch of exhibition games.

When they first arrived a rep Of the Japanese gov't met with them and asked "Have any of you visited the Far East before ?"

Hank Bauer ( "who had a face like a clenched fist") Raised his hand.

The rep said " Oh yes ? When was that ?"

Bauer replied " When I hit the beach at Iwo Jima"

And that ended that conversation.

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2019 10:51 PM (Y9Ocz)

264 Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were neighbors down on da bayou, and one day Boudreaux comes up and finds his buddy Thibodeaux just crying and wailing. He ask, "What's wrong, bro? why you cryin' like dat?" and T. says "oh, its my wife, she's been missin' 2 day, nobody seen her, I think sometin bad bad happen." So B. says "you sit tight, I get some guys, we go look for her."

So later that evening B. comes back and says "Oh brother, we gotta talk! But I gotta tell you, I got some good news and some bad news. Which you wanna hear first?" And T. says "Wut? How can you have good news and bad news, what you talking bout?? Well tell me the bad news, I gotta know." So B. says "well, bad news is we found your wife, she was floatin' face down in the bayou about a mile down the road. She daid, Thibodeaux." And so T. wails and says "Dead! Dead! How could you have any good news to tell me after that? What could possibly be good news now?"

And Boudreaux sez "Well we got two full buckets a crab off her, we gonna have a big cookout tonite, and we gon' float her again in the mornin'!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (V2Yro)

265 34 James Buchanan was the first and so far only homosexual president. He is generally considered to be the worst president.



Well if you were the POTUS in the years of 1856-1860, you were probably doomed anyway. Definitely unlucky.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (ugtXL)

266 So you're sayin' I'm headed to the HOF?

Cool.....just f*cking cool
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:45 PM


You're already there. We're just hoping you'll continue, so we can award our Lifetime Achievement Award!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (uL22A)

267
I don't know about the medical diagnosis side of marijuana use, but I've gotta call bullshit on the Ingraham guest who calls it out as a "predictor" (whatever that means) for opioid use.

When I was a teenager, I was an extremely heavy user of marijuana. As I got older and had more responsibilities, I cut back more and more until it was gone.

I tried opioids during my many injuries, but never got addicted, or even thought of it. I watched a lot of people I knew get pretty sideways on the stuff. Some recovered, most didn't.

IOW, I used a lot of weed and had plenty of access to opioids, as a student athlete - and I didn't start abusing those drugs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (n6XaE)

268 I mean, everyone's suggested James Buchanan was gay, though I have serious doubts myself.

Yeah, and so was Jesus, Ghandi, Hitler and Barney the Fucking Dinosaur.

The Gay Mafia will never ever ever ever stop trying to justify it's sick perversion.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 10:53 PM (LL1Be)

269
I haven't gotten around to tungsten yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


It's wolfram, philistine ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 10:53 PM (dPMBY)

270 Well with Barney the Purple Prince of Hell I would believe it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:54 PM (CSYCT)

271 keep dumping that manilow shit on us, hall of shame my friend. no mention of dave mustaine? wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

272 Watching Taylor Swift slowly get possessed by the devil over the course of a decade has been kind of heartbreaking. I was a fan of hers - really - when she started as a bright-eyed country songwriting phenom who just oozed catchy hooks, practiced a ton of personal charity, and stayed the hell out of politics.

Five or so years ago molesting starfucker Lena Dunham decided they needed to be besties (wonder why) and literally stalked her on twitter until it happened. She and her crew of filthy lowlife activists then harangued Swift for staying out of politics and eventually blamed her for Hillary losing in 2016.

So now that she's got rich and famous off the Christian conservatives who launched her into the stratosphere, she's fully "woke" and wants to savage them in return. And all she is now is just an uninformed typical hollywood dumbo using her cash and influence to peddle the lies of others... and the light is completely gone from her eyes. She's talking rainbows, but now just radiates misery and darkness.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (uEbPt)

273 Why did cougar become the term for steamy older ladies? Why not jaguar, or leopard?

Posted by: Jake Kengle at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (d0jJ+)

274 Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky - composer of Romeo and Juliet, the 1812 Overture, and his three ballets: The Nutcracker, Swan Lake, The Sleeping Beauty, and several wonderful symphonies - but most importantly, a homosexual!

Last season, the conductor of the Oregon Symphony gave a short talk before performing a Tchaikovsky symphony. He talked about Tchaikovsky's music, and his place in the stellar culture of late 19th century Saint Petersburg.

Just kidding! He talked about Tchaikovsky being a homosexual, of course. Because that is the only interesting thing about Tchaikovsky.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

275
Okay. That's all I needed to know. Crab is off the list.
Posted by: Ladyl


Do you eat bacon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aKsyK)

276 "I've read that the majority of cops never arrest anyone in their careers"

Ideally, cops would be able to defuse the situations they encounter. My grandfather and uncle were military-police, Eritrea (then Hebron) and Northern Ireland respectively. I'm told they both did okay at it. Didn't have to do too many arrests.

Once there's an arrest, especially in a shithole like Hebron or Belfast, all the Community Leaders spill out alleging racism or some shit like that. And G-d help us all if a shot is fired.

If there's an arrest, something bad happened. Comments about "ugh, paperwork" aside.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (ykYG2)

277 271 keep dumping that manilow shit on us, hall of shame my friend. no mention of dave mustaine? wtf?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

Was it his birthday today?
Hm? Hm? Hm?

You're just pissy because your Lt Governor is a tax dodging pond scum sucking weasel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

278 Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (K3B2k)

What are "kelties"?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 17, 2019 10:57 PM (uquGJ)

279 My father, a survivor of the battle of Iwo Jima,

My uncle was at Pearl Harbor and Saipan. Didn't know about the crabs. The kids today are triggered and need rooms with puppies and stuffed animals?

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 10:58 PM (K22Va)

280 i'm pissy? the hell? i've never, ever, been pissy. also, birthdays suck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

281 Okay. That's all I needed to know. Crab is off the list.



...
Do you eat bacon?


And the cows.

My God.

The cows.




Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 10:58 PM (LL1Be)

282
Do you eat bacon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aKsyK)


Of course. I'm an 'Ette!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

283 280 i'm pissy? the hell? i've never, ever, been pissy. also, birthdays suck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)



LOL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

284 Taylor Swift went to high school with my friends daughter

she was in no way a good Christian girl then, and a total wackjob

I don't actually think she's changed at all

she wanted to be famous, and she succeeded. end of story. the whole time she was just selling whatever she thought would get her there.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Rarvo)

285 He talked about Tchaikovsky being a homosexual, of course. Because that is the only interesting thing about Tchaikovsky.

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A guy in the ballet business is homo? Get outta town!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (+y/Ru)

286 Cows?

Ford Prefect, "well don't you want to meet the meat?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (CSYCT)

287 Kelties are a scalloped leather flap at the bottom end of the boot tongue designed to block welding sparks from getting into and burning the tongue proper.

Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (K3B2k)

288 Do you eat bacon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aKsyK)

Of course. I'm an 'Ette!
Posted by: Ladyl

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But no meat with a bone in it IIRC.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)

289 Buchanan was gay. Yeah, I've been hearing that for a number of years. If he was, well at least he kept it to himself.

Why do people these days think everyone wants to know about what they do in private?

Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 11:00 PM (RfzVr)

290 Marijuana is not alcohol. Alcohol is not marijuana. There are populations in which ethanol is known to have a higher than average addictive effect, but otherwise alcohol has a pretty well understood dose related adverse effect on human organ systems. Marijuana is not as well understood, and there are subjects ( people) who will have an adverse result with marijuana, especially as regards neural/behavioral toxicity. THC is not an innocuous substance.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (gSgAd)

291

But no meat with a bone in it IIRC.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)


You have a great memory. No bones. Ever.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

292 dave mustaine,diagnosed with throat cancer. that sucks.
my father would not eat crab to save his ass. ww2 navy. inever asked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

293 what BlackOrchid said.
I would propose that almost anyone who gets into show business, or politics, is damaged.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (ykYG2)

294 When I was a teenager, I was an extremely heavy user of marijuana. As I got older and had more responsibilities, I cut back more and more until it was gone.

I tried opioids during my many injuries, but never got addicted, or even thought of it. I watched a lot of people I knew get pretty sideways on the stuff. Some recovered, most didn't.

IOW, I used a lot of weed and had plenty of access to opioids, as a student athlete - and I didn't start abusing those drugs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 10:52 PM (n6XaE)

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#MeToo in college. I smoked weed probably on average 3 times a week for 4 years straight. Not once did I even have the thought of trying anything heavier. And neither did nay of my stoner buddies. The gateway drug thing is pure bullshit.

And we also all became sucessful and evil rich white guys, putting to bed the myth that pot causes long term damage and fucks up lives. My roommate one year who smoked literally every day and every night and every afternoon, went on to become one the best lawyers in his state.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (FiUMj)

295 Yeah, and so was Jesus, Ghandi, Hitler and Barney the Fucking Dinosaur.

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I dunno... I think Buchanan was queer. But I care more that he was one of history's worst leaders.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (n6XaE)

296 -
--
Thompsons! Get your red hot Thompsons here!



https://bit.ly/31H6CIS



Fun fact: the CEO of this company is the son of the Reverend Moon.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 10:48 PM

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Kahr or Classic?

Posted by: irright at June 17, 2019 11:02 PM (RVcmP)

297

Dad was a jarhead on Guam and mentioned lots of crabs. I was there 30 years later and saw more toads than crabs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 11:02 PM (aKsyK)

298 a bright-eyed country songwriting phenom


Trust me, she was a snotty bitch back then, too.


Her parents are (or were) actually quite nice people. I used to frequent a bar and grill at which they were also regular patrons.

Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2019 11:03 PM (OMsf+)

299 That reminds me of a conversation with my wife a couple months ago. (it was a bad day for her, health wasn't great, other complications) So she was mad that I didn't tell her something, demanded to know why, and I said that i was worried it would just piss her off, and what good was that. So she demanded to know why I thought it would piss her off, and I (unwisely) said 'because right now everything pisses you off." And so without any self awareness, she yelled "HOW DARE YOU SAY EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF! THAT PISSES ME OFF!" and then got even madder when I wanted to laugh.

I finally got control of myself and made up some lies to apologize for what I hadn't done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 11:04 PM (V2Yro)

300 275


Okay. That's all I needed to know. Crab is off the list.

Posted by: Ladyl



Do you eat bacon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 10:56 PM (aKsyK)


Want bacon?

Posted by: Wu at June 17, 2019 11:04 PM (geIq4)

301 who cares what prezzy was gay? look at their accomplishments. there are a few who stand out. most were fucking self serving gasbags.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

302 A guy in the ballet business is homo? Get outta town!

Just ask me about my daughter by Jessica Lange.

Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at June 17, 2019 11:05 PM (pPNCa)

303 301 who cares what prezzy was gay? look at their accomplishments. there are a few who stand out. most were fucking self serving gasbags.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

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I was gay AND a sel serving gasbag.

Posted by: Barry O at June 17, 2019 11:05 PM (FiUMj)

304 Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 10:59 PM (Rarvo)

Hey, I'm not saying she was a great person to begin with. She was clearly always super image conscious, and very shrewd. But her misery and darkness is just palpable now. She kept it very well under wraps if it was always there.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 11:06 PM (uEbPt)

305 Well, I'm still eating smallies and crab. Fuck it. Easier than cleaning and cooking octopussy.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:06 PM (K22Va)

306 Yeah, and so was Jesus, Ghandi, Hitler and Barney the Fucking Dinosaur.

The Gay Mafia will never ever ever ever stop trying to justify it's sick perversion.
Posted by: mikeyG
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The Apostle Paul.

Posted by: Bishop John Spong at June 17, 2019 11:06 PM (YvUf/)

307 The Apostle Paul.
Posted by: Bishop John Spong at June 17, 2019 11:06 PM (YvUf/)

Oh come on, that bug-eyed Jew?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (V2Yro)

308 It's always fun when left-wing historians claim that Hitler's suppression of the SA (the brownshirts) was an act of anti-gay violence, because much of the leadership of the SA was homosexual.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

309 She kept it very well under wraps if it was always there.

probably that's exactly what she did

energy has waned a little bit for her

and the "newness" has worn off

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (Rarvo)

310 OK Hordelings, it's BefoBo here at stately Casa Backwardio.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (HaL55)

311 303; yes you were. we may never recover, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (KP5rU)

312 I was the first black, first gay and first communist president.

Posted by: Barry O at June 17, 2019 11:08 PM (FiUMj)

313 8:10 and the sun is still still shining brightly I love this time of year.

Posted by: Barry O at June 17, 2019 11:09 PM (FiUMj)

314 Off Barry O sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:12 PM (FiUMj)

315 Hey everybody.

Taking guitar lessons, but progress is slow... :-P

https://tinyurl.com/y2jk423n

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:13 PM (miE9U)

316 I don't think I'd like to be a cop in Butt Edge Edges' town these days.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:13 PM (K22Va)

317 Those pink Barry socks are difficult to peel off

Posted by: Reggie! at June 17, 2019 11:13 PM (ykYG2)

318
Why do people these days think everyone wants to know about what they do in private?


Perhaps because they accomplish nothing in their public lives?

On somewhat of a tangent, I am convinced that statists / globalists must run games of statist / globalist bingo. I have an acquaintance from HS who will regularly post simplistic admonitions against folks / countries going against the hive mind's party line.

Brexit? ... don't go

The English still have road signs with distances in furlongs? ... worldwide adoption of the metric system will be a tremendous benefit for us all

I'm to the point where he disappoints me if he doesn't come across with one of his pathetic bon mots when an opportunity presents itself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 11:14 PM (dPMBY)

319 So now that she's got rich and famous off the Christian conservatives who launched her into the stratosphere, she's fully "woke" and wants to savage them in return. And all she is now is just an uninformed typical hollywood dumbo using her cash and influence to peddle the lies of others... and the light is completely gone from her eyes. She's talking rainbows, but now just radiates misery and darkness.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2019 10:55 PM (uEbPt)

--Since leftoids love to deem people homo on minimal evidence, I've read a conspiracy theory that Swift's in the closet and she went TDS to stave off blackmail.

So there.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:16 PM (XAYDB)

320 It's funny.

I have a family member who is an extremist ProgCommie. Bitch can't argue a point to save her life (too stupid), has had 3 fucked up marriages - one husband killed himself and the latest baby daddy abandoned her due to his drug addiction - invested her money in a useless bachelor's and eventually an unaccredited useless graduate degree in SJW bullshit and has locked herself into a contract position for the last 4 years that pays a whopping 42k per year. She has no prospects, no retirement, no relationships that matter other than warping her 12 yo kid - who can't wait to ditch her and run.

But somehow she feels 100% justified in telling me and everyone else she meets how they should live and what they should think , say and do.
Because she is a member of the Big Enlightened Progtard Club you see. Can't afford to eat, pay the rent or feed her kid, but hey -" Social Justice ", you haterz.

See that's why I say fuck the homo propaganda about " born that way ". Life is a bunch of choices.Make good ones, time-tested and rational and you can be reasonably happy.

If you are a stubborn asshole , Life will continue your hard lessons until you are dead.

Progs waste their entire lives fighting Life's "unfairness".

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 11:16 PM (LL1Be)

321 Doing a quick driveby on the ONT. You're welcome, peasants.

And just a friendly reminder to our progressive friends: When demonstrably corrupt, stupid liars want to create commissions to study things...you are being played. Again. Quit falling for it. Sheila Jackson Lee wants prosperity and freedom in Black America like I want success for the Auburn Tigers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2019 11:16 PM (ETnOl)

322 I don't think I'd like to be a cop in Butt Edge Edges' town these days.

Not even a ghey cop?

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 17, 2019 11:16 PM (pPNCa)

323 That Buttglug guy is really focused on being teh ghey, isn't he? If he's elected will he have a little time for, you know, actual presidenting?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:17 PM (9SkN+)

324 qdpsteve - link broken
but keep up with guitar!
do simple to start.. simple strumming on songs you know..
take a chord.. and just strum the shit out of it.. vary it up.. just stay on one chord..
you'll get there!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 11:18 PM (438dO)

325 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:13 PM (miE9U)


Keep working on it

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 17, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

326
Oh come on, that bug-eyed Jew?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (V2Yro)

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Don't forget the game leg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:19 PM (9SkN+)

327 buttgig plays a mean fucking keyboard. him and beto would make a great traveling shitshow for aging phucktards. probably could lube up those aging penis garages.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

328
That Buttglug guy is really focused on being teh ghey, isn't he? If he's
elected will he have a little time for, you know, actual presidenting?

Posted by: Cicero

...............
I wanna see Trump in a debate asking if America is ready for the gay Prezzy to be taking it up the pooper in the Lincoln Bedroom!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 11:20 PM (438dO)

329 That Buttglug guy is really focused on being teh ghey, isn't he?

What else does he have? He'd just be the wimpy son of a Marxist academic otherwise.

Vote for me! I have sex with other men!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 11:20 PM (I2/tG)

330 Put that damn rainbow on the griddle now because I got your LGBT butter and lemon squeezings RIGHT HERE, BITCHES!

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2019 11:20 PM (kLDv+)

331 take a chord.. and just strum the shit out of it.. vary it up.. just stay on one chord..
you'll get there!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 11:18 PM

--

Take a sad song
And make it be-etter
Remember to let it under your skin
Then you'll begin
To make it better

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 17, 2019 11:20 PM (dm05u)

332 buttgig plays a mean fucking keyboard

He is the Zamfir of the skin-flute.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (LL1Be)

333
I don't think I'd like to be a cop in Butt Edge Edges' town these days.

Not even a ghey cop?
Posted by: Basement Cat


I don't think the "black community" cares much about ghey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (aKsyK)

334
327 buttgig plays a mean fucking keyboard. him and beto would make a great traveling shitshow for aging phucktards


Once they name their ensemble "Penis Mightier" and it's nothing but gold, solid gold, Jerry!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (dPMBY)

335 Chi-Town and zombie Frank, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (miE9U)

336 buttgig plays a mean fucking keyboard

He is the Zamfir of the skin-flute.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 11:21 PM (LL1Be)

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Rumor has it that his husband has a vuvuzela.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:22 PM (9SkN+)

337 I wanna see Trump in a debate asking if America is
ready for the gay Prezzy to be taking it up the pooper in the Lincoln
Bedroom!



Hand me that soup ladle , I need to wipe my ass!


Posted by: Presidential Candidate Pete Buttplug at June 17, 2019 11:22 PM (LL1Be)

338 It's always fun when left-wing historians claim that Hitler's suppression of the SA (the brownshirts) was an act of anti-gay violence, because much of the leadership of the SA was homosexual.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

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Is this a thing that's happening? Yer fuckin' kidding me.

The early Nazi Party was mostly dedicated young kids hanging out at bars. Most of them were SA, uniformed or not.

They were students, crooks, maniacs, homos, and any other kind of lost misfit with an inclination toward street violence.

Ernst Roehm was a predatory homosexual, and ran an officer corps that reflected that to a certain degree. But when Himmler and Goering sent the SS to destroy the SA leadership, they did it for their own self-enrichment, and to make good on Hitler's promise to roll SA rank-and-file into German uniforms.

Roehm may have been the only officer Hitler ever genuinely liked, aside from Heydrich. He only dogged on him for being gay because it was convenient.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (n6XaE)

339 Gorgeous rainbow, and the net looks like one of the custom beauties by Superior Floats.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (4ZE6o)

340 What kind of certification does a fecal transplant technician need? A turd degree?

Posted by: Nosmo King at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (mvenn)

341 Chi-Town and zombie Frank, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve
.... welcome!
VMom above has a great suggestion...
Take a chord from something you like.. Hey Jude.. jam the shit out of it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (438dO)

342 >>>Rumor has it that his husband has a vuvuzela.


Bawahhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

343 Not even a ghey cop?

I don't think that would even help cops that shoot criminals in South Bend until Booty edge is out.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:24 PM (K22Va)

344 337: that's it we're done here. you win the intertubes for tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

345 So this next election, we're gonna have to vote to prove how post-homophobic we've become?

I can't wait.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 11:24 PM (4ZE6o)

346 I have a feeling circa will be a Louisville fan tomorrow.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:24 PM (XAYDB)

347 Forgotten '80's song: https://youtu.be/62GNQ1h-W14
If you ever heard it, I can pretty much guarantee you've forgotten it by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 17, 2019 11:25 PM (0bu2O)

348 What kind of certification does a fecal transplant technician need? A turd degree?
Posted by: Nosmo King at June 17, 2019 11:23 PM (mvenn)


That's what the NYPD gives bad guys in noir films.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 17, 2019 11:25 PM (aS1PU)

349 >>> 258 I met some antifa people from SF and rogue river, Oregon while working at a fire refugee camp in Chico, Ca. They were co-opting young socialist driven college students.

One guy was very chrismatic and a leader. Both late 20's. The other was a co leader but very closed off and not interested in explaining his ideology. He was a mechanical engineer. And a True Believer. Both were true believers in the Maoist approach.

The rogue river valley crew struck me as Marxists via IRA types. All of that group wore expensive leatherwork boots with kelties on the boot tongues. Odd welder boots for socialist 20 somethings.

Takeaway: do not underestimate these people.
Posted by: 13times at June 17, 2019 10:49 PM (K3B2k)

Smile, nod; remember their names if you get them, or take pictures.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2019 11:25 PM (0ReGO)

350 Chi-Town, thanks.
I'm taking the Fender lessons. They say they'll start by teaching you Satisfaction by the Stones.

I can't even figure out yet how you get the second chord (?) in that song yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:26 PM (miE9U)

351 ---

Posted by: --- at June 17, 2019 11:26 PM (Bjx2X)

352 So this next election, we're gonna have to vote to prove how post-homophobic we've become?



I can't wait.


I'm voting Trump, because I believe a gay man can accept defeat without crying. If you disagree with me it's because you're a homophobe who thinks gay men are emotionally overwrought and weak.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 17, 2019 11:27 PM (0bu2O)

353 a

Posted by: a at June 17, 2019 11:27 PM (t5m5e)

354 boo

Posted by: citizenslave at June 17, 2019 11:28 PM (M5zLO)

355 I'm learning the Jimmy Cox 1923 ragtime-blues piece, "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out," in the key of C, fingerpicked on a guitar, with 8-bar rounds and nice solos.

I am hoping Buttplug plays it at his campaign stops.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 11:30 PM (4ZE6o)

356 hoover, probably gay.
JEF. married to a tranny, loves the bathouses.
so at least two

Posted by: citizenslave at June 17, 2019 11:30 PM (M5zLO)

357 Word is that Ernst Roehm looked pretty fascist in assless lederhosen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:30 PM (9SkN+)

358 Did about 40 comments just vanish?

Posted by: QQQ at June 17, 2019 11:31 PM (Bjx2X)

359 356 hoover, probably gay.

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J. Edgar?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:31 PM (9SkN+)

360 Ensign Chekov just got seduced by Harry Mudd's sexbots.

That was 50 years ago. Where has the time gone?

Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2019 11:32 PM (JoR58)

361 359: nah, the vacuum cleaner dude.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

362 hoover, probably gay.


******

The vacuum cleaner guy? Well, that sucks!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)

363 I can't even figure out yet how you get the second chord (?) in that song yet.

Stay with it man. The good thing about today is everything is in tune. Old days records played slow/fast and a tuning fork didn't really do it like modern tuners now. You can hear it better now. Also, open tunings opened up a lot for me.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:34 PM (K22Va)

364 Kelties on boot tongues = logger boots. Huge camps up in the clearcut swaths up around Rogue River. Chainsaws with 48-inch bars and longer.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 11:34 PM (4ZE6o)

365 @338

Also, hitler was gay and had a micropenis, and also super gay!!111!1!!1 so homophobia is ok when you say hitler was gay.Alos, he was a pedophile. Which is ok, if you are a liberal professor. But only if you are a liberal.


"That's not how it works... that's not how any of this works" -old lady in commercial

Posted by: citizenslave at June 17, 2019 11:35 PM (M5zLO)

366 The vacuum cleaner guy? Well, that sucks!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)

She's gone from suck to blow!

Posted by: Barff at June 17, 2019 11:36 PM (XAYDB)

367
The Sandlot
is on AMC. Never having seen it before, I'm booking to watch it. Later.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 11:37 PM (dPMBY)

368 hoover, probably gay.
******
The vacuum cleaner guy? Well, that sucks!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)

It had to be said...

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 11:37 PM (UoOyP)

369 Thanks for the ONT.

To quote myself: who gives a shit if past presidents were gay or not? The only thing that matters is if they were jackwagons or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:39 PM (2B9A/)

370 The Sandlot is on AMC. Never having seen it before, I'm booking to watch it. Later.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 11:37 PM (dPMBY)

--It's a classic. I can't count how many times I've watched it.

Never saw the sequel, though. Yeesh, talk about a movie that didn't need a sequel at all.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:40 PM (XAYDB)

371 Test, if you see this I passed.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 11:43 PM (UoOyP)

372 Test, if you see this I passed.
Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 11:43 PM (UoOyP)


Good thing this place grades on a curve

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 17, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G)

373 Buchannan: gay or just liked the quiet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:43 PM (2B9A/)

374 Never saw the sequel, though. Yeesh, talk about a movie that didn't need a sequel at all.
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:40 PM (XAYDB)

___

Right?

Posted by: Wayne's World at June 17, 2019 11:44 PM (FiUMj)

375 I should be sitting in a boat wetting a line right now.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:44 PM (K22Va)

376 Mike Myers had a few of those. Did we need a second Austin Powers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:45 PM (2B9A/)

377 Notice also how leftoids luuuuuuv Teh Islam but got so defensive when Baraka was called a carpet-kisser?

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:47 PM (XAYDB)

378 My wife and kids are away for a few days...just me and the dogs at home sitting outside on the decck, on a beautiful summer evening as the sun is going down, with some beer.

Aaaaaahhhhhhh......

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:47 PM (FiUMj)

379 I can't even remember the Austin Powers sequels. I saw them but I'll be damned if I remember anything about them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (FiUMj)

380 Lurking, sounds like a Corona commercial.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (miE9U)

381 376 Mike Myers had a few of those. Did we need a second Austin Powers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:45 PM (2B9A/)

--At least the second one had Mini Me and Fat Bastard.

Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (XAYDB)

382 Kind of my point. Heather Graham was in one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Phone at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (2B9A/)

383 380 Lurking, sounds like a Corona commercial.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 17, 2019 11:49 PM (miE9U)

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Heh. Yeah kinda. Although I'm about 500 miles from the ocean. Still.....pretty damn nice setting right now.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:50 PM (FiUMj)

384 I saw Goldmember at a drive in with my GF at the time. It was the first time I had ever been to a drive in and we went just for the hell of it. I remember that much. The movie....not much to remember

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 11:51 PM (FiUMj)

385 Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:34 PM (K22Va)

If you're serious about moving drop me a line at the petmorons at gmail

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 17, 2019 11:52 PM (aA3+G)

386 .just me and the dogs at home sitting outside on the decck, on a beautiful summer evening as the sun is going down, with some beer.

Aaaaaahhhhhhh......

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


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I hear ya brother! If it weren't so damn damp and rainy here today I'd be doing the same. But I'm stuck inside with a couple fingers of Crown, doggie and wife hanging out across the room. Enjoy!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:52 PM (mvenn)

387 If you're serious about moving drop me a line at the petmorons at gmail

Thank you sir, i will.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2019 11:54 PM (K22Va)

388 Wasn't Buchanan gay? And he sucked as a President, although that had nothing to do with him being gay.

Fun Fact: historians realized about 5-10 years ago (maybe a bit longer) that he's wearing ass-less leather chaps in his official Presidential portrait.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at June 17, 2019 11:54 PM (qHJDl)

389
Ha! You can all lament the changing demographics, while I profit on lifestyle publishing:

https://i.___ur.com/x7a6WThh.jpg

Posted by: Northeastern Plutocrat at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (9PqE2)

390
It was a scorcher today. 89F or so, and the humilarity was way up as well. I borrowed that neighbors post hole auger as I was going on about. Damn thing was a bitch to hook up. No top link, it just hooks right into the bracket and then the lower link hitch thing just pivots.

Anyway, after getting that hooked up, I inhaled a whole quart of Gatorade in less than 5 minutes. It's been a long time since I got warm enough to do that.

Then I dug 28 holes with it. Miley was a big help laying it off.

This thing is an 8" auger. Did the trick nicely.

Then we went to town and got a load of lumber which we'll slap up tomorrow, weather permitting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)

391 qdpsteve-

how long have you been taking up guitar? I plink around a little- three chords and a cloud of dust type stuff. I'm not very good, nevertheless I persisted.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (mvenn)

392 The Stalin Society of North America defends Stalin from changes that he was anti-ghey:

The fact that homosexuality was criminally sanctioned under Soviet law is something that is often thrown in the face of communists in general, and used to "discredit" Comrade Stalin in particular. Indeed, "Stalin hated gays" is something I've seen posted online numerous times by trots and anarchists. I doubt Stalin ever wrote or spoke a single public word on the matter. In any event, such an accusation is by, its very nature, decontextualized and misleading. What needs to be stated is that Soviet legal and medical opinion on this question was no different than what was generally accepted in the world at large, namely, that homosexuality was a psycho-sexual disorder, a form of mental illness.

But not to worry:

Today, there is not a single communist worthy of the name who does not whole-heartedly support gay rights.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (I2/tG)

393 Fun Fact: historians realized about 5-10 years ago (maybe a bit longer) that he's wearing ass-less leather chaps in his official Presidential portrait.

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So then Shitnozzle wasn't the first to use that gambit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (9SkN+)

394 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there. So if you don't see my boring posts, maybe something happened. But don't worry, please.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)

395 It looks as though Ladyl has gone to dreamland, but I'm saying a Tennis Warrior prayer for her!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 17, 2019 11:58 PM (NMAzL)

396 394 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there. So if you don't see my boring posts, maybe something happened. But don't worry, please.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)

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What should we recognize as a sign from beyond the veil?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 11:58 PM (9SkN+)

397 If the "gerbil worming" predictions are true, the cognac vintners don't want hardier grapes (which can better tolerate frost), they want "pansy-er" grapes, that need sub-tropical conditions in which to mature.

But it's all bullshit, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2019 11:58 PM (WG6O9)

398 Ok, let's get fucked up.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:00 AM (K22Va)

399 Anyway, after getting that hooked up, I inhaled a
whole quart of Gatorade in less than 5 minutes. It's been a long time
since I got warm enough to do that.



Then I dug 28 holes with it. Miley was a big help laying it off.



This thing is an 8" auger. Did the trick nicely.



Then we went to town and got a load of lumber which we'll slap up tomorrow, weather permitting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 17, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)
I sure am glad we didn't have to dig 28 more holes by hand! As it is, we'll need the post hole digger to clear out the remaining loose dirt at the bottom of the holes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 12:00 AM (NMAzL)

400 394 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there.

[...]

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)

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Belong where?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 18, 2019 12:02 AM (t5m5e)

401
Yet another American dead in the Dominican Republic, and a group of high school seniors fell ill after eating at one of the restaurants.

The dead guy was at a different resort than the others, so this sort of bolsters the theory that it may be contaminated boot leg booze.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2019 12:03 AM (NMAzL)

402

Forgot to post the link to the DM piece:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7151881

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2019 12:03 AM (NMAzL)

403 But it's all bullshit, anyway.

Did you see the Seattle Times article claiming that Seattle would soon have heat waves in the summer that would kill hundreds of people?

For anyone familiar with Seattle's climate, you could increase Seattle's summer temperatures by 10F, and people still aren't going to be dying from it.

Cliff Mass, a meteorologist at the University of Washington, and a brave man, took the Seattle Times article apart. He got comments stating that even if what he said is true, he should shut up about it, since he is giving aid and comfort to the evil climate deniers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

404 Today, there is not a single communist worthy of the name who does not whole-heartedly support gay rights.


Yep, right up to the point when the don't. Then its gays to the gulags.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2019 12:06 AM (ugtXL)

405 Answer: I don't know.
Wish I did, it would make things easier.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2019 12:06 AM (l9m7l)

406 I sure am glad we didn't have to dig 28 more holes by hand!

*******

When I put in the field fence around our cabin i put in 22 post holes for the corner braces- all by hand with a post hole digger. It was a couple month long project all told. The post holes were all ~24-30" deep. My 14 year old grandson offered to help. He managed about six inches in one hole before deciding he had had enough.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:06 AM (mvenn)

407 I've known a fair amount of teh gheys over the years. Most of them are just regular dudes whose sexual preference doesn't define them. I had a gay couple as neighbors, worked with several gay peeps, have a 2nd cousing who is gay and married. My experience has generally been that they are just normal peeps who don't live their lives as a GAY PERSON, but being gay is just one of their characteristics.

The cousin's husband had a pretty fucked up life, disowned by his family, got on drugs, a real mess. But got through it all. Nicest guy you'll ever meet. My kids love him. Oh and they also have a bunch of guns and are quasi-gun-nuts. Go figure.

I hate the "YOU WILL CARE" bullshit we're dealing with. But I also hate the hatred I see towards gay people.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:06 AM (FiUMj)

408 I hate the "YOU WILL CARE" bullshit we're dealing with. But I also hate the hatred I see towards gay people.

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The irony is that the rainbow fascists are burning up any feeling of tolerance on the part of the normals. My own attitude has moved from live and let live to STFU.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 12:08 AM (9SkN+)

409 re: Seattle

Most Seattle-ites love to tell you they don't have A/C because the climate is so perfect in summer. So a few degrees hotter will KILL people? LOL. Uhm no. It will make it maybe a little uncomfortable and people will get A/C in their houses.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (FiUMj)

410 Yet another American dead in the Dominican Republic, and a group of high
school seniors fell ill after eating at one of the restaurants.

50 or so Parrot Head Jimmy Buffet fans got sick too. It's sounding more and more like "all inclusives"are thinning the booze out with God knows what to make a profit.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (K22Va)

411 Then its gays to the gulags.

Like the Cuban camps for HIV-positive homosexuals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (I2/tG)

412 LMAO finally saw the video of drunk Brett Hull singing "Gloria"



Lots of wasted Canadians the past few days.

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB)

413 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there. So if you don't see my boring posts, maybe something happened. But don't worry, please.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)
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Paranormal is the fruit of the unexplained. You've got telepathy, extrasensory perception, spiritualism, ghost hunting, cryptozoology, and ufology to name a few.

Posted by: dDan at June 18, 2019 12:10 AM (hwYmz)

414 --And South Bend is a shithole.


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Is there a North Bend?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:11 AM (FiUMj)

415 environmental racism

WTF? Go away, just go away now.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 17, 2019 10:07 PM (RfzVr)

More fucking bullshit. Back in the 1980's there was a big to-do with the "Lubicon Lake Cree Indian Band" complete with their imported Chicago agitator. They wanted oil royalties from production on their "ancestral lands". I'm putting this all in scare quotes, because there never was such an Indian band. All the Indians involved were originally under one of the existing treaties.

Well, the Lubicon turds mostly lived in a town called Little Buffalo, and I passed by there one fine day between Christmas and New Years, riding shotgun seat in the cab of a seismic recording truck (a Ford F600, if you must know, with 4-wheel drive, too). The highway passed right by the garbage dump provided by the Province of Alberta to serve the town of Little Buffalo, and the access to the town itself. We could tell we were getting close to Little Buffalo by all the trash in the ditches on both sides of the road between the dump and the town access road. Lazy, worthless fuckers could even drive 3-4 miles to throw their trash in the dump. It was a hideous mess.

So don't blow smoke up my ass about "first nations" being good stewards of the environment. That's just bullshit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:12 AM (WG6O9)

416 412 LMAO finally saw the video of drunk Brett Hull singing "Gloria"



Lots of wasted Canadians the past few days.
Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB)

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Brett Hull is a Yankee.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

417 The more I explore the paranormal, the more I'm convinced I belong there. So if you don't see my boring posts, maybe something happened. But don't worry, please.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2019 11:57 PM (l9m7l)

Come on Beck. We've been through this. Someone here has your contact info. If I had it I'd call or email you right now. I can't convince you of shit - and I KNOW the world can be a bloody hellhole of a swirling miasma of shit - and the human mind is very good at playing these little tricks on us, fooling us - but I GUARANTEE the world is never so dark as it looks in these moments.

To this day, I'm always so happy whenever I see your name appear here. That's the honest to God truth.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:14 AM (uEbPt)

418 Shouldn't the firstest of first nations get to take everyone elses stuff?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 18, 2019 12:14 AM (gSgAd)

419 Have an interview tomorrow with an oil and gas firm here in Houston. I had a mock interview with the outplacement rep today and he said I did very well. Just tighten my presentation some. But I have experience with just about everything in the job description, plus being technically accomplished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2019 10:09 PM (Wx/+I)

Good luck to you, Hadrian!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:15 AM (WG6O9)

420 >>>Is there a North Bend?

I believe they would be called Tops not north bends

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at June 18, 2019 12:15 AM (aA3+G)

421 @413 - it explains so much. Everything, really. And none of it has anything to do with the stupid sex crap. No homos, no trans. Well, not the "accepted" definition of "trans" anyway. Pretty sure the aliens don't fool around with feelings and crap.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2019 12:16 AM (l9m7l)

422 It is the third world polluting, but the World Citizens blame and punish us.

JD Rockefeller saved the whales.

I didn't know we were still doing phrasing.

I also thought "Chez Dildo" was the preferred idiom.

Firefox causes line breaks to be removed from posts unless they are doubled. This causes problems with legibility, and worse, interferes with posting links as the removal of breaks around a link causes pixiy's hamsters to vomit up the annoying "long text strings are annoying and break the margins" error.

Or maybe that error is about my posts in general.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 12:17 AM (JkygK)

423 Wait. So if I doublespace my posts, I don't have to copy and paste them to and from Notepad?

Really?

Are you absolutely sure about this?

Because I've been doing that for a year and it's annoying in the extreme.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:18 AM (uEbPt)

424 Best comment: "He's no longer Golden Brett. He's now Golden Draft"

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:18 AM (XAYDB)

425 Brett Hull is a Yankee.

His father and other Blackhawks used to live near here. One of the highlights of my life was to get my hair cut at Remo's in the chair next to Stan Makita.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:18 AM (K22Va)

426 403

Did you see the Seattle Times article claiming that Seattle would soon have heat waves in the summer that would kill hundreds of people?

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Instead, a summer shit wave will kill hundreds of people. A shitnami tidal wave of hobo shit. Typhus, hepatitis, plague. The city will drown in the undershit of that wave.

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2019 12:19 AM (t5m5e)

427 142 Has Gaylord made Morsi's death about himself yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (CSYCT)

Text from Barry: Selfies in front of the body! LOL!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 18, 2019 12:19 AM (1FhAQ)

428 Open tunings are great, there are of course a gazillion different tunes in standard EADGBE tuning, but it's really fun to try drop D, double drop D, DADGAD, etc. Open G and you can soumd like Keef. Open D with a Capo on the 2, instant Open E

Get yourself a Capo for sure. You'll know you're hooked on guitar when you realize you need 2 or 3, to leave them in alternate tunings permanently.

Start practicing finger style, Travis Picking.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 12:19 AM (opOaq)

429 LOL. That one worked but who the shit knows why? The first time I tried posting it, it got rejected because of "long strings of unbroken text". Which of course didn't exist.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:20 AM (uEbPt)

430 Ok, let's get fucked up.
Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:00 AM (K22Va)

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Wish I could... not in the cards tonight. But I'll hit a shot of bourbon with ya, before I hit the hay...

*cheers*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 12:20 AM (n6XaE)

431 And since I don't know how to get in touch with Mrs. Vaughn it's time to hit the sack. Back to work tomorrow and hopefully I can stay upright.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 18, 2019 12:20 AM (1FhAQ)

432 403

Did you see the Seattle Times article claiming that Seattle would soon have heat waves in the summer that would kill hundreds of people?

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Instead, a summer shit wave will kill hundreds of people. A shitnami tidal wave of hobo waste. Infected rats.Typhus, hepatitis, plague. The city will drown in the undershit of that wave.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 18, 2019 12:20 AM (t5m5e)

433 Brett Hull is a Yankee.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

--Really? His dad was Canadian.

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:21 AM (XAYDB)

434 His father and other Blackhawks used to live near here. One of the highlights of my life was to get my hair cut at Remo's in the chair next to Stan Makita.
Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:18 AM (K22Va)

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Bringing back my Wayne's World reference a full 360!!

The horde is awesome like that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:21 AM (FiUMj)

435 433 Brett Hull is a Yankee.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

--Really? His dad was Canadian.
Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:21 AM (XAYDB)

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He's a dual citizen I believe.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:22 AM (FiUMj)

436
Wish I could... not in the cards tonight. But I'll hit a shot of bourbon with ya, before I hit the hay...



*cheers*

To you friend!

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:22 AM (K22Va)

437 Hey Muldoon!

I just got the thing a few days ago. Good deal at zZounds.

I guess I'm making progress. I can already (awkwardly) pick out the first riff of Satisfaction. (Just earlier today I noted I couldn't figure out how to get the notes, but now I have; it's the magic of holding down the strings on the neck.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:23 AM (miE9U)

438 Is there a North Bend?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:11 AM (FiUMj)

It is near Coos Bay, Oregon.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:23 AM (hSQmw)

439 That fish in the top pic is too pretty to eat.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2019 10:27 PM (htgmn)

Try me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (WG6O9)

440 He's a dual citizen I believe.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:22 AM (FiUMj)

--As are most Hoser pro athletes and big entertainers . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (XAYDB)

441 Nevada employers are going to get effed over in court when their employees test positive after an accident.

For instance....cops, doctors, EMTs, cabbies....you don't want them loaded to you.

Nevada. .... The state that is more loaded than the dice.

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (JoR58)

442 Brett played for Team USA, so yeah he's a Yank. But looking up on Wiki, he was born in Canadia, hence dual citizen.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (FiUMj)

443
"All" means everything.

Including methanol and glycol.

Posted by: All Inclusive at June 18, 2019 12:24 AM (n6XaE)

444 doh

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:25 AM (hSQmw)

445 NO

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:25 AM (uEbPt)

Posted by: All Inclusive Except for italics at June 18, 2019 12:25 AM (n6XaE)

447 What music do you like, kindltot?

Posted by: The Barrel at June 18, 2019 12:25 AM (uEbPt)

448
LOL. That one worked but who the shit knows why? The first time I tried
posting it, it got rejected because of "long strings of unbroken text".
Which of course didn't exist.



I sometimes get that when I copy/paste something with an apostrophe in it. I replace it with another apostrophe and it works fine.


Pixy's beast is finicky.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (0bu2O)

449 I hunger

Posted by: Teh Barrel at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (XAYDB)

450 Really? His dad was Canadian

A lot of those 60's Blackhawks lived in a suburb of Chicago including his dad Bobby.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (K22Va)

451 . (Just earlier today I noted I couldn't figure out how to get the notes, but now I have; it's the magic of holding down the strings on the neck.)

*****

Sounds like you're enjoying it. Like folks upthread said, stick with it. I find that keeping my fingers limber enough to play a few tunes is a good thing overall.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (mvenn)

452 Muldoon, I'm finding my fingers are awfully stubby for the guitar. I can't seem to pluck or pick notes without almost always accidentally striking something nearby as well.

I guess I can figure it out. I learned to type well, after all. But yeah, thanks, and it's gonna take practice.

I got the advice today from a co-worker, stick with it every day, even if it's only for 10 minutes per.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:27 AM (miE9U)

453 All right, time to call it a night.

'Night, Horde!

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:27 AM (XAYDB)

454 --And South Bend is a shithole.

But then, the Dems want all of America like that, don't they?
Posted by: logprof at June 17, 2019 10:28 PM (XAYDB)

Downtown South Bend is very nice, a few blocks of along the St. Joe river. And it was the corporate home of Studebaker, and Oliver Tractor, and South Bend Lathe, among other major manufacturers.

But it became a shithole, because those jobs went away, and the welfare came and settled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:27 AM (WG6O9)

455

If you parachute into the paranormal be sure to bring along a paralegal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2019 12:28 AM (aKsyK)

456 Bertram, I tried that once with a paralegal. She went paranoid.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:28 AM (miE9U)

457 . . . and a parabellum.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:29 AM (hSQmw)

458 I sometimes get that when I copy/paste something with an apostrophe in it. I replace it with another apostrophe and it works fine.


Pixy's beast is finicky.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 12:26 AM (0bu2O)


All I did was doublespace my post in Firefox. No copying or pasting or strange characters. Well other than myself.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:29 AM (uEbPt)

459 If you parachute into the paranormal be sure to bring along a paralegal.

*********

And a paramedic. (parenthetically)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:29 AM (mvenn)

460 . . . Bring some paragoric!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:30 AM (hSQmw)

461 452
Muldoon, I'm finding my fingers are awfully stubby for the guitar. I
can't seem to pluck or pick notes without almost always accidentally
striking something nearby as well.

Even if you have big fingers or can't seem to ring them clean without deadening others, don't be discouraged. Your fingers will figure it out a little slower than your mind does.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:32 AM (K22Va)

462 There used to be a visual joke about an -MD moiety added to a benzene ring in ortho- meta- and para- positions.

Paramedic
Metaphysician
Orthodox

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:32 AM (mvenn)

463
All I did was doublespace my post in Firefox. No copying or pasting or strange characters. Well other than myself.
Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:29 AM (uEbPt)

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Yeah. Sure. Tell it to the Intel Committee.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at June 18, 2019 12:32 AM (n6XaE)

464 Kindltot is going to need a para' sludgeproof jeans where he's at.

And steer clear of the bunghole. No, not that one; that one. Okay, maybe that one too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 12:33 AM (ykYG2)

465 I look at Chancellor M. (I don't want to come across as mean so I won't say her name) and I wonder if she ever had a sexual thought in her life -- straight, gay, bi, trans, Shetland ponies, anything. Probably thought that New Year's Eve party in Cologne was just young people having fun.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (ta49A)

There is a photograph on the 'net of her prancing around stark naked at an Ost-Deutsch version of a Strength Through Joy camp.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:34 AM (WG6O9)

466 dartist, thanks.
It's getting a bit better but it's gonna take time, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:34 AM (miE9U)

467 And on that nite, I'm out of here.

Endeavor to persevere, y'all.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:35 AM (mvenn)

468 LMAO finally saw the video of drunk Brett Hull singing "Gloria" 



Lots of wasted Canadians the past few days. 
Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB) 

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Brett Hull is a Yankee.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

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My cousin was a room mate of Brett Hulls at Minnesota Duluth. He is a Canadian.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2019 12:36 AM (flINI)

469 If you need to escape the paranormal, I would suggest summoning a USAF Para-Rescue Team.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2019 12:36 AM (QzJWU)

470 Guitars & stubby fingers: Check out Tony McManus on YouTube sometime, I wouldn't say he has "stubby" fingers but he doesn't have slender fingers, his hands look like a blacksmith or meatcutter. He is phenomenal with all kinds of celtic music, and 64th triplets, unreal.

Doc Watson said "I don't really have guitar hands, but I liked the doggone thing so much I had to learn to pick some."

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 12:36 AM (opOaq)

471 Common Tater, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:37 AM (miE9U)

472 If only we could go back to a time when a person's accomplishments and legacy were based on their success and not on what they do in bed .

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2019 10:33 PM (wMHPW)


This gal gets it!

Posted by: Her Royal Heinous at June 18, 2019 12:38 AM (Y8PSl)

473 Seems to me that bismuth is being used for wheel weights these days. Am I wrong about that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 10:39 PM (2qPhT)

Looks to me like plastic, loaded with barite. Definitely non-metallic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:39 AM (WG6O9)

474 And on that nite, I'm out of here.



Endeavor to persevere, y'all.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 12:35 AM (mvenn)

always be on the watch for a purloined remuda. Sorry, endeavor to persevere sounded sophisticated and I just heard about purloined remudas today and had to use in a sentence.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 12:39 AM (n13/j)

475 Hey Horde, good luck tomorrow, Ladyl and Hogmartin good luck with the job interview.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2019 12:39 AM (a4EWo)

476 Meine kultur ist kaputt!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 18, 2019 12:39 AM (LGo6U)

477 466
dartist, thanks.

It's getting a bit better but it's gonna take time, true.

You're inspiring me to pick it up again.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2019 12:41 AM (K22Va)

478 dartist, I went ahead and signed up for Fender's online lessons for $10 a month.

They're not bad so far.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:46 AM (miE9U)

479 so... a manga of Shadow Out Of Time exists

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 12:47 AM (ykYG2)

480
I think June is now my least favorite month of the year. After seeing all these corporate logos "rainbowed" in deference to pride month, I just want July to get here already. My least favorite used to be August, don't like heat and am ready for Summer to end... but now its June, now the stupidest month of the year.

btw, can you impinge if they choose September to be Pride month? I'd have lol'd as the NFL would've had to endure the pressure campaign to have their players sport rainbow themed gear.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 18, 2019 12:48 AM (GtG/j)

481 @413 - it explains so much. Everything, really. And none of it has anything to do with the stupid sex crap. No homos, no trans. Well, not the "accepted" definition of "trans" anyway. Pretty sure the aliens don't fool around with feelings and crap.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2019 12:16 AM (l9m7l)
---------------

Appreciate response.

I'm about to take a nap before work:

Just remember, before you go there (wherever there is) that it might be a cookbook. After all, the word alien means.......

Posted by: dDan at June 18, 2019 12:50 AM (hwYmz)

482 I don't understand why the NFL has so fully embraced breast cancer as a cause while totally ignoring prostate cancer as a leading cause of death in men. Why can't they celebrate a month working to end all forms of cancer?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2019 12:53 AM (a4EWo)

483 THC is not an innocuous substance.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 17, 2019 11:01 PM (gSgAd)

Uh-oh! Now you are gonna get schooled. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 12:53 AM (WG6O9)

484 Sinking an airplane to attract scuba tourism (as Turkey did) actually makes perfect sense. In Canada, British Columbia has sunk 5 (as I recall) navy ships, just to attract diver business. It works. I've made many trips up there and dove on most of them. They become artificial reefs and attract lots of life, besides being interesting structures to explore on their own.

Posted by: bradc at June 18, 2019 12:54 AM (tTrA7)

485 Just learned Dwight Yoakam has a lien of guitars with Epiphone, called the "Dwight Trash" Casino.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:54 AM (miE9U)

486 Just keep practicing Qdpsteve, progress is not linear, at least it isn't with me, this is what makes it frustrating, and probably why people give up too early.

Make sure the guitar is setup correctly. This means the strings height above the fretboard at the bridge and nut and everything in between is within specs. If too low it will buzz, if too high it is difficult to make the chords. Have it checked out by someone who knows what they are doing, if a guitar has a twisted neck the intonation will be off, and impossible to tune.

Check out "ShutUpAndPlay" on YT if you like 60s and 70s classic rock, or even if you don't. Andy is a great instructor.

What I've found is some tunes that I thought would be impossible for mere mortals to play, sometimes aren't too bad, particularly. They just soumd like they have a lot going on. Don't get me wrong, they are awesome tunes for a reason, they just aren't as technically demanding as one might think.

On the other hand, some pretty basic tunes with just a few chords can be very difficult to pull off well. As in years of practice. Really. Trust Me. It's all about the tone, and the vibe, the feel of a tune when you try to emulate a guitarist, most of the good ones, or maybe famous - have a distinctive tone, and can be recognized right away.

Ever notice when someone says "Oh yeah, that song's really easy" they can't play it for shit?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 12:56 AM (opOaq)

487 If you need to escape the paranormal, I would suggest summoning a USAF Para-Rescue Team.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Anything that arrives in a DAP gets my vote

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2019 12:56 AM (25Dt7)

488 i don't need to believe in the paranormal, i got all the demons i need right here. yay boulder.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 12:59 AM (ykYG2)

489 Common Tater, LOL and thanks for all the advice. I'll check out those YT videos.

I read recently that a lot of novice guitarists think the opening of Hendrix's Little Wing is easy to play. Then they try to play it. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 12:59 AM (miE9U)

490 I don't understand why the NFL has so fully embraced breast cancer as a cause while totally ignoring prostate cancer as a leading cause of death in men. Why can't they celebrate a month working to end all forms of cancer?
_____________

Because they want to force men to wear pink fucking ribbons, that's why. /jk

It's a form of virtue signaling. Check the block. I did my good deed for the day/week/year. My heart's in the right place, I "raise awareness" etc etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 01:00 AM (opOaq)

491 Uh-oh! Now you are gonna get schooled. LOL.

Heresy! The Sacred Herb is God's most perfect creation! It is perfectly safe and harmless!

Posted by: The Obnoxious Troll From Two Nights Ago at June 18, 2019 01:00 AM (I2/tG)

492
I don't understand why the NFL has so fully embraced breast cancer as a
cause while totally ignoring prostate cancer as a leading cause of death
in men. Why can't they celebrate a month working to end all forms of
cancer?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2019 12:53 AM (a4EWo)

As that minor characters in the overrated movie "Platoon" said, "It's politics man!".

I think it is fine they want to cure diseases and breast cancer is certainly one that needs a cure. Men get breast cancer too although you would not know it from the media. Women die more from heart disease than breast cancer, but heart disease doesn't get the gender identity cred. The world we live in is weird, I don't see how that changes.
I say cure ANY cancer right now, get it done, then move on to the next disease pronto.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:00 AM (n13/j)

493 Brett Hull is a Yankee.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:13 AM (FiUMj)

--Really? His dad was Canadian.
Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2019 12:21 AM (XAYDB)

I remember seeing Brett Hull play junior hockey in Kelowna, B.C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:07 AM (WG6O9)

494 Is there a North Bend?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:11 AM (FiUMj)

It is near Coos Bay, Oregon.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:23 AM (hSQmw)

There is also a town by that name on the Fraser River in British Columbia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:09 AM (WG6O9)

495 i was reading about paul sandy, the 18th century english watercolorist and landscape painter (and c0-founder of the royal academy) and came across a review from a contemporary of one of his exhibits, who praised the "limpid light" in his paintings...

hmmm... "limpid"...

which led, of course, to "lime and limpid green" from astronomy domino, which led to youtube and the original "piper at the gates of dawn" recording followed by a live performance at the fillmore in san francisco from 1970. this was an hour-long performance recorded for free for a local tv station provided they broadcast it, they needed the publicity.

it sounded just like the record and it's to pink floyd's credit that they have always paid so much attention to the quality of their performances. for them, they are secondary to the music, while other bands are the point of the music so they can get on stage and just riff or something.,

anyways, it's david gilmore in that 1970 video and he wasn't even in pink floyd when the song was first recorded. they were that committed to the verity of the song. but here's my point - gilmore is playing a black stratocaster but it's not the famous "black strat" that featured in nearly all of his recordings and performances. that guitar was bought about a month later when the one in the video was stolen.

in any case, check out the video, it's fantastic. and check out the black strat and all the other guitars from gilmore's collection being sold at christies in new york on june 20.

my proustian story.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 18, 2019 01:10 AM (Pg+x7)

496 paul sandby not paul sandy. damn splchk.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 18, 2019 01:12 AM (Pg+x7)

497 Elbows.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 01:20 AM (Dh1wo)

498 re breast cancer and the NFL.

I have no problem with the NFL raising awareness. If that is their pet project, fine, good on them. But for some reason women are more afraid of breast cancer than heart disease though some estimates say heart disease is 5 times as deadly. And polls show women are more afraid of breast cancer than heart disease. Considering that we are in a media driven society, it stands to reason people are affected by what they see pushed on tv and the the net.

Again, of course we have to cure breast cancer. But do our media betters need to give the real facts so people don't overlook heart disease?
here are some links from some sites no one every called conservative.

self.com https://tinyurl.com/y3eg5v8s
webmd https://tinyurl.com/yxm72s68

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:22 AM (n13/j)

499 I assume employers in Nv will just find other reasons to fire potheads.

Posted by: usntakim at June 18, 2019 01:24 AM (0OmEj)

500 Late addition to the thread;

The chans are losing their fucking minds right now. Feds fucked up on some court filings and, though sheer incompetence, accidentally revealed ID's they've been posting under.

Page 29https://tinyurl.com/y3ztsyqw

They're blaming shootings on Russia, Mossad, jewish people in general, US gov agencies, etc. Pushing various conspiracy stuff, clownworld references, etc.

I haven't dug through all of the docs yet but there are accusations flying around that the feds are getting warrants based on threats they posted themselves. Also some complaints that some of the post archives aren't agreeing with each other.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 01:24 AM (67XdO)

501 Sinking an airplane to attract scuba tourism (as Turkey did) actually makes perfect sense. In Canada, British Columbia has sunk 5 (as I recall) navy ships, just to attract diver business. It works. I've made many trips up there and dove on most of them. They become artificial reefs and attract lots of life, besides being interesting structures to explore on their own.

I think in Canada they let the passengers out first ...

Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 18, 2019 01:24 AM (LPnfS)

502 ... p.s.:

the black strat carries an estimate of $100,000 +, but most of the guitars are far lower, with many around a couple of thousand.

yes, you can take quitar lessons on your own david gilmore guitar.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 18, 2019 01:26 AM (Pg+x7)

503 ...
Triple return. Return at the end, Return again, Return Again
Try it and see.

All of these have two returns. They should show up bumped against each other but on new lines.
I'm slowly switching to Brave. Gonna triple return this one.

On instapundit there is a post about what we can do as conversatives to defeat google/facebook/twitter. The disqus comments are well worth everyone's time.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:26 AM (JkygK)

504 self.com https://tinyurl.com/y3eg5v8s
webmd https://tinyurl.com/yxm72s68


Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:22 AM (n13/j)

I did not format that well. If you want to check out the sites you have to highlight only the https onward.

https://tinyurl.com/y3eg5v8s
https://tinyurl.com/yxm72s68

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:28 AM (n13/j)

505 musical jolly chimp, but does Mr. Gilmour actually give the lessons? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 01:28 AM (miE9U)

506 So,

Taylor likes chubby little chicks who have all the right parts in all the right places?


Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 18, 2019 01:29 AM (vqIkG)

507 Lets do a double return with a link, and again with a triple. So a short link would be http://ace.mu.nu and thats me leaving out the apostrophes to isolate variables.
Now that was a double. Lets try again and here is http://ace.mu.nu and this time I will triple return after the sentence is complete. Next, I will do two more but with each one having the link on the end.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:31 AM (JkygK)

508 The best argument to legalize pot is so that the left can't use that as a ballot initiative to get out their core voters.

OTHOH, I half think it is worth the feds reiterating the ban just to quash all these lefty initiatives.

To me, this should be a libertarian thing. If you grow your own and use it on your property and bother no one, then fine. But you wont find many advocates for that in government or big business. It is like the gambling issue, the main driver is who gets how much.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:35 AM (n13/j)

509 Goodnight all, thanks for all the great chat and encouragement tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 01:35 AM (miE9U)

510 On instapundit there is a post about what we can do as conversatives to defeat google/facebook/twitter. The disqus comments are well worth everyone's time.
Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:26 AM (JkygK)

Disqus is evil. You have to register for it, so anonymous comments are not really anonymous. Worse, it's not the site administrators who have access to your ID, but faceless drones in whatever Tech Corp runs Disqus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:36 AM (WG6O9)

511
LOL. That one worked but who the shit knows why? The first time I tried
posting it, it got rejected because of "long strings of unbroken text".
Which of course didn't exist.


I've switched to commenting on Dissenter, because I just don't care if anyone sees it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 01:38 AM (0bu2O)

512 I'm on Firefox on Windows 7. I have had the same problems on a different computer that was also Firefox on Windows 7. Somehow Firefox is not sending the line endings that Pixy is looking for. I'm fairly sure this is on a Nix system of some kind but shrug...don't know yet. http://ace.mu.nu
Still, Brave is half founded by Brendan Eich, the man who created Javascript and was fired by Mozilla much later for supporting traditional marriage. Soooo buggy browser/liberal SJW company = new browser.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:39 AM (JkygK)

513 LOL. That one worked but who the shit knows why? The first time I tried

posting it, it got rejected because of "long strings of unbroken text".

Which of course didn't exist.
whenever i get that here I give up on the post and often log out. I have never been able to fix one of those posts no matter what I try. They are rare so it is not a big deal.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:40 AM (n13/j)

514 Blanco!

still no joy logging into e-mail

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2019 01:41 AM (ORHyT)

515 AOP, agreed on that. But you can read the comments without registering I thought. No surprise that I'm banned there. When Mollie Hemingway was busting out the Russian Bot jokes, http://ace.mu.nu I made one myself in good humor and blam...no more posting. For the best. I'm close to being banned here I'm sure...I assume too much context on the part of my fellow commenters.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:44 AM (JkygK)

516 Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 01:38 AM (0bu2O)

Hot enough for ya?

Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 18, 2019 01:45 AM (LPnfS)

517 explain to me why an enterprising conservative has not even attempted an alternative to twitter, fakebook, etc? I get it won't take over the net, but why not try at all? Hell, don't you think the Silicon types would be pissed if even ten percent of social media traffic went somewhere else they could not have tyrannical control over?

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:45 AM (n13/j)

518 I can't reproduce it.
http://ace.mu.nu/the_guys_get_shirtsbut maybe it has to do with the length of the string in combination with the filtering of breaks. I know I am losing breaks. It's always been that way. OnceI was gonna sell a possum to a guy running a hundred car long banana train but that didn't work out...turns out some guy up track from me got the jump on possum
sales.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:46 AM (JkygK)

519 Gab.ai
Deplatformed by Apple and Google.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:47 AM (JkygK)

520 "517 explain to me why an enterprising conservative has not even attempted an
alternative to twitter, fakebook, etc? I get it won't take over the
net, but why not try at all? Hell, don't you think the Silicon types
would be pissed if even ten percent of social media traffic went
somewhere else they could not have tyrannical control over?


Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:45 AM (n13/j)

..
Who are you going to find to bankroll that? I'm not sure you understand how much money you're talking about here. And then there is the problem of the tech giants putting the screws to you via their paid-for congress critters.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 01:48 AM (67XdO)

521 To do a Youtube you need a lot of servers...so start up cash. The real question, which we already know the answer to, is why are no big cash conservative donors supporting the efforts. Ahoy is the reason for the cuck season.
I know how to deal with the resource problem, but its a lot of work for me cuz not 2 bright.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:49 AM (JkygK)

522 still no joy logging into e-mail

OK, I'll send you something from another account not tied to moronhorde.com.


Your ISP or one of their providers is using an out of date blacklist that I've already had the originators take the IP off of. So that's part of the problem in that nothing's getting from me to you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 01:49 AM (0bu2O)

523 Gab.ai
Deplatformed by Apple and Google.
Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:47 AM (JkygK)

There's something called "parler", too. There was a post about it, and several other new platforms earlier today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:50 AM (WG6O9)

524 Hot enough for ya?

More than.

But I have a plan...

How's the killer cactus holding up?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 01:54 AM (0bu2O)

525 Who are you going to find to bankroll that? I'm not
sure you understand how much money you're talking about here. And then
there is the problem of the tech giants putting the screws to you via
their paid-for congress critters.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 01:48 AM (67XdO)

If I knew I would do it myself. But I know conservatives and libertarians to spend money on initiatives. Would not a go fund me type campaign work with conservatives if the details were right? The alternative is we will have to hear every few days about the latest normal getting deplatformed or demonetized. As if big tech cares about that.
I get a lot of people think the answer is regulation, that the left has already won. Fine, but with that we will always be playing from behind and regulation is against our nature.

Again, I didn't say compete with them or take them on, i said create an alternative. Hell, this site is an alternative, it has a lot of influence right? Why can't someone create an alternative so when people like get deplatformed they can at least post their thoughts somewhere?
Hey, I my real answer is to shut it all off, I think social media is the problem, not the solution. But since most everyone else thinks otherwise, why not have alternatives? It cost money, I get it. Some fake meat company selling a few million in product is now worth almost 10 billion. They were nothing a couple years ago. They might be not much a couple years from now but don't tell me things can't grow.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 01:57 AM (n13/j)

526 I need to look back. Thank you. Here is one of my ideas and maybe someone else who writes can tell me...just spitballing.

What I'm thinking is a way to make any blog like Twitter/Facebook...make them communicate with each other.


Again just ballparking things out ... if pundit could share a post with ace and vice versa...we have the blogrolls...they are like a friend list...so maybe on the backend ...say ace and cobs...they can see the things they are shared and can pickup up those shares to automatically blog about and reshare.

Now say I start a new blog and write a few posts. Then I think, "Notice me, Sen Pai" and I send a "friend request" from my interface to @ace.mu.nu ... digging into the details...thats a form post or ajax request to aces server. He's running a software that can here my requests. And he picks it up ...well... in his back end. lol .

Maybe a social protocol for any site. A way for any sites to friend and share with each other independent of any central authority. As a protocol...an API...it could be implemented in anyway. So a REST API for sharing between blog sites.


You see where I'm kinda headed?

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 01:59 AM (JkygK)

527 "525 Would not a go fund me type campaign work with conservatives if the details were right? "

No. You'd have nearly as much luck trying to GoFundMe enough cash to land on the moon. Standing up enough capacity to take even 10% of their share - or to deal with 10% of their share in the form of new users - is a vast undertaking.

Part of the cost is because the effort is susceptible to deplatforming. As has been noted above, look what happened to Gab. Good luck even getting a crowdfunding site to actually let you try and raise the money without getting banned for something or other. Good luck getting bank loans, or site permits from local government. Good luck finding enough professionals willing to risk their entire careers on this - go to work for an effort like this and you will never be hire-able among mainstream silicon valley corps again.

Your observation on growth is primarily pertaining to company valuation via
stock. That doesn't mean the value is real, or that they necessarily have access to
any of that value for cash flow purposes.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 02:05 AM (67XdO)

528 People who have less control over their server might not be able to implement. Think blogger.


But, maybe a plugin for wordpress would work. That covers a lot of ground. The security on it would be the thing if I went outside that framework.


I think the Army of Davids could save us, but in my opinion we need true peer to peer to peer to peer and eliminate the central server problem entirely.

I do fear, as someone upthread mentioned, that DNS is a problem but that could be solved with an alternate DNS system. Ports can be blocked, but you could rotate ports. I should look at what the Chinese dissidents are doing.

This subject is of great interest to me...how to avoid the gatekeepers of teh intertoobs no matter who or what they are.


Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:07 AM (JkygK)

529 dont be so negative lurker. reality is good...encouragement is also good. maybe we should try to compete...

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:08 AM (JkygK)

530 Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 02:05 AM (67XdO)

you make some good points. Nice chat the other one.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:11 AM (n13/j)

531 Oh, lurker, one thing I'd like to mention is time. Where were all these big tech boys when they wrote this shit? Sucking off someone else. Who edits wiki? Government funded deadbeats. That the vast majority of the left.


A tenured professor works what...6 hours a week tops? How about a college student? And we know how much government "workers" work.



So it would be nice if we had some deadbeat conservatives with time on their hands and some motivation to destroy the left. Farfetched...

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:11 AM (JkygK)

532 A lot of you also don't understand what is going on on some other parts of the internet right now. Sites farther to the right of Ace are getting obliterated left and right.

The hosts are cancelling services, ISP's are blocking access, you name it. It's happening at an alarming rate.

Find some sort of distributed solution and the same forces will crush the higher profile nodes.

I'm not saying don't try; we have to try and keep the lines of communication open. But ultimately it's not going to solve the problem; leftist big tech needs to be defeated/expelled, or forced to bake the cake.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 02:12 AM (67XdO)

533 done with this

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:14 AM (n13/j)

534 It's a good point. I fear the same. That's why you see me going around with all the port switching and alternate DNS. But ultimately, if the left gets to go Chinese Internet on us, then it's probably over.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:16 AM (JkygK)

535 Quint,
I have some ideas about resources. The p2p solution uses resources on the end user's computer. It's at that point a matter of adoption.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:17 AM (JkygK)

536 A popular biker and motoblogger has died in an horrific road crash after steering his bike with his feet while allegedly texting on his phone.

Texting will get you every time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 18, 2019 02:18 AM (h2Bdk)

537 I've mentioned this a couple times before, but to put my negativity into perspective, I'm not speculating about the sorts of things that go on inside places that rhyme with "oogle".


There is a reason why I'm the crazy dude with the sandwich board shouting on the street corner.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 18, 2019 02:19 AM (67XdO)

538 494 Is there a North Bend?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 12:11 AM (FiUMj)

It is near Coos Bay, Oregon.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 12:23 AM (hSQmw)

There is also a town by that name on the Fraser River in British Columbia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 01:09 AM (WG6O

Damn near every river in North America has a north bend in it and a town nearby that uses it for its name.
North Bend,Wa. East of Seattle on I-90. Used to drive through town (stoplights!) before the bypass was built. Great revenue source.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 18, 2019 02:22 AM (e1mEI)

539 lurker,
Second look at IPX? Or just buy more guns, ammo, food, water, and remote land?
I think Instapundit isn't a diver but a banker. Maybe both, either way, I can't for the life of me think of another country that I could escape to.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:25 AM (JkygK)

540 Lurker, could you translate the earlier post about the chans and IDs getting unmasked? I think I understand a little bit of it, but ... well not really. Talk to me like I'm 5

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:27 AM (opOaq)

541 Instapundit is a law professor, and he does dive.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 02:28 AM (NMAzL)

542 Double post. I am curious as to any suggestions anyone would have for a country that would shelter refugees from teh socialist states of america. I know Ace's idea, flee to the red states of america with matching maga cap, but I don't see that happening without a lot of blood.
What do you think? I've considered Uruguay but I can't see inside it from the internet.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:29 AM (JkygK)

543
Double post. I am curious as to any suggestions anyone would have for a
country that would shelter refugees from teh socialist states of
america. I know Ace's idea, flee to the red states of america with
matching maga cap, but I don't see that happening without a lot of
blood.
What do you think? I've considered Uruguay but I can't see inside it from the internet.



Poland or Hungary, maybe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 02:30 AM (0bu2O)

544 I'm out, got to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 18, 2019 02:30 AM (0bu2O)

545 After reading it again, I think what you're saying is a modern digital equivalent of "The guy who offers to bring the dynamite, he's FBI". Amirite?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:31 AM (opOaq)

546 In the Caymans, where I bet he also banks. I went to school for a year @ UTK. When he had that trouble over his tweet "run them down" i contacted his dean and let her know I was contacting my lawmakers (Cleveland/Bradley), and I did. I believe in fighting.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:31 AM (JkygK)

547 Thanks, Blanco! Have a great night.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:33 AM (JkygK)

548 Talk to me like I'm 5

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:27 AM (opOaq)
so no change at all.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:33 AM (n13/j)

549 Sorry for so much, where is that psot by lurker CT? Or lurker? I'd like to read it. Then I'm out too. I've said too much already. No really.
Goodnight AOP. Thank you.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:34 AM (JkygK)

550 and I KNOW the world can be a bloody hellhole of a
swirling miasma of shit - and the human mind is very good at playing
these little tricks on us, fooling us - but I GUARANTEE the world is
never so dark as it looks in these moments.

To this day, I'm always so happy whenever I see your name appear here. That's the honest to God truth.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2019 12:14 AM (uEbPt)

When I was in my darkest days, I found that being of service to others was a real distraction from my own shit, and gave me a sense that I had value.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 02:34 AM (NMAzL)

551 When I was in my darkest days, I found that being of
service to others was a real distraction from my own shit, and gave me a
sense that I had value.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 02:34 AM (NMAzL)

This is good advice. I had the same experience.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:37 AM (n13/j)

552 Sorry for so much, where is that psot by lurker CT? Or lurker? I'd like to read it. Then I'm out too. I've said too much already. No really.
Goodnight AOP. Thank you.
Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 02:34 AM (JkygK)

Good Night, David.

I am going to hit the sack myself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 02:39 AM (WG6O9)

553 548 Talk to me like I'm 5

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:27 AM (opOaq)
so no change at all.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:33 AM (n13/j)
_____

Ha! Well, you translate it then smart guy. I'm pretty sure what he's saying, it sounds pretty bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:43 AM (opOaq)

554 Re moving to more conservative/normal areas:
These days there is Poland, Italy, and a few other that seem to be more on the conservative swing. I am not sure about Poland's modern history but Italy for sure has had lefty governance in the recent era. Australia has had a decent conservative run but they don't have many of our rights. Britain just a couple of years ago voted for Brexit, but as left as they are, does it even matter to us these days? It is still a good thing, but if they are independent and socialist-statist, will the independence mean that much to us? It is possible they could do more good in the EU.
If you want to live abroad AND CAN PULL IT OFF (it is not that easy for most) then go for it for sure, seize the day!.

But if you are just looking to get out from under the progressive statist bubble, the play is to move to a deep red area of the USA. Whenever I have had my fill of the blue bubble, I get out and I am renewed. It is amazing what time with normals can do to lift your spirits. Maybe the left will win at the Federal level, it happens. But if you are living in a place where at least you are free to say your piece, including liberals, it makes life a lot better. It is like it used to be, and when I say used to be, I mean a couple decades ago.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:52 AM (n13/j)

555 Ha! Well, you translate it then smart guy. I'm pretty sure what he's saying, it sounds pretty bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 02:43 AM (opOaq)

That is not what I was saying. He had some good points but kept saying we don't understand. He even even tried to explain the stock market too me. I am all up for learning but no reason to talk down to people.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 02:54 AM (n13/j)

556 It had nothing to do with you Common Tater. I was bitching about Lurker but I should have let it go. He had some good points. It is all good on this end.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 03:02 AM (n13/j)

557 Is this a bad time? Should I come back later?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 03:48 AM (ycWCI)

558 I do not like Barry Manilow!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 03:51 AM (wYseH)

559 But he writes the songs...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 03:53 AM (ycWCI)

560 Not a Barry Manilla fan either, but then not my type of music.

Note to remember to take AA batteries

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 03:55 AM (BbGew)

561 Different type of thrilla in Manilla.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 03:56 AM (ycWCI)

562 That make the whole world sing

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:01 AM (BbGew)

563 "Born on this day: 17 Jun 1946
American singer-songwriter, Barry Manilow, (born Barry Alan Pincus)...."

You mean. "Barely Man-enough?"

Posted by: TXNick77 at June 18, 2019 04:02 AM (0iWfC)

564 Today in 1815 was the battle of Waterloo

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:08 AM (BbGew)

565 Was Shiloh the Civil War battle that had the same casualties as Waterloo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 04:09 AM (ycWCI)

566 Was Shiloh the Civil War battle that had the same casualties as Waterloo?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 04:09 AM (ycWCI)

It was probably Gettysburg. I think they were both over 50,000 casualties though I had to check Waterloo on Wiki. The line that always stuck with me about Shiloh was that it had more casualties than all American and Colonial American wars til that date combined. And since Shiloh was the first major battle of the war, with major losses, it was an eye opener.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:19 AM (n13/j)

567 A pet peeve I have is that people still get casualties mixed up with killed. I recall hearing on many occasions that as many people died at Gettysburg as in the entire Vietnam War. Gettysburg had over 50,000 casualties but not 50,000 deaths. This is a common misconception. Even the modern movie "Remember the Titans" has a scene where Denzel Washington says over 50,000 died at Gettysburg.

I am not bothered that people mix up complicated terms but it is odd that a major motion picuture would push such a fallacy. The dead at Gettysburg was more like 10,000, though they were very stringent and did not count people who died of wounds a few days after the battle.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:25 AM (n13/j)

568 Actually my pet peeve too about casualties getting inflated by wounded moving into the killed statistic.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:27 AM (BbGew)

569 Actually my pet peeve too about casualties getting inflated by wounded moving into the killed statistic.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:27 AM (BbGew)

I think it has changed a bit over the years but i can't tell you how. In the Civil War, a guy who was mortally wounded and died a few days after the battle was normally not listed as KIA for that battle. My guess is they would count that now but I don't know how it works. It would seem a grim and pointless endeavour these days.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:31 AM (n13/j)

570 People will just combine K,W, M into killed when talking about any battle.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:36 AM (BbGew)

571 yeah, not good. And since these days such a higher percentage are not killed, at least on our side, it makes it worse. i swear I heard the Gettysburg 50,00 figure so many times.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:40 AM (n13/j)

572 so hear is the Remember the Titans scene. It is amazing they could get this so wrong. But i credit them for using history at all and trying to make a point. I don't want to be too harsh because most people no nothing about history. But to say something so false is kind of amazing. A learning tool i guess.
https://tinyurl.com/l2bgn7w

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:43 AM (n13/j)

573 damn my typos are flying fast lol. It might be time to call it a night.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:46 AM (n13/j)

574 Bless the fishes and Alice Cooper.

Posted by: Summer of Love at June 18, 2019 04:49 AM (FJrl0)

575 I learned "casualties" watching Vietnam war coverage on TV during dinner. It sounds like a misnomer - nothing casual about it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2019 04:49 AM (NMAzL)

576 Think I only saw Remember the Titans once.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)

577 Bonnie and Clyde is on TCM at 7:30, Faye is much hotter than the real Bonnie

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:00 AM (BbGew)

578 Think I only saw Remember the Titans once.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)

I liked it. They say it took a some liberties but they all do. The worst thing is watching a historical movie when you have in depth knowledge of the subject. The ones that kill me are the movies about the O.K. Corral, Doc Holliday, and Wyatt Earp. It shocked me to realize that Tombstone was likely the most accurate film on the subject ever made. Ok, the Kostner film was probably more accurate but it was a bore. The previous Hollywood stuff, including classics like "My Darling Clementine" were just dreck on the history front. These guys didn't even try.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:03 AM (n13/j)

579 Bonnie and Clyde is on TCM at 7:30, Faye is much hotter than the real Bonnie

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:00 AM (BbGew)
Look at Ray Liotta and Henry Hill. Liotta was definitely better looking and smarter. I can't speak for the hoods Deniro played. Could they be as stupid as Deniro?

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:08 AM (n13/j)

580 Hollywood does like to improve real life characters

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:14 AM (BbGew)

581 It's something in the sidebar that sends me back to 2004 AoS when I touch it on screen.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:25 AM (BbGew)

582 Whyzeverbody up s'late? I gonna bed. Sleep tight, horde!

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at June 18, 2019 05:27 AM (hu22E)

583 I met a girl in a bar who had just seen Stone's JFK. She went on and on about the movie. To try to put a fine bow on the discussion I asked her who she thought killed JFK. She said, "duh, they showed you in the movie!". This was a college girl.

I have no problem with movies taking liberties to tell a good story. But it would help if people knew some actual history going in.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:28 AM (n13/j)

584 I have no problem with movies taking liberties to tell a good story. But it would help if people knew some actual history going in.
Posted by: Quint

How about we start the movie with "Based on real life events"?

There, fixed.

...Movie People...

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 05:32 AM (vd8XM)

585 582 For me think normal wake up

townhall.com/Dennis Prager- did your child return from college a better person

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:33 AM (BbGew)

586 There are real stories that if told people would never believe

Got to go, Have a great day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 05:35 AM (BbGew)

587 Uber failed me this AM, the scheduled pick up at 4 bailed. another driver got me to the airport on time.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2019 05:35 AM (eH/kH)

588 townhall.com/Dennis Prager- did your child return from college a better person
Posted by: Skip

I plan on having them get all of the liberal art core crap done at the local community college, not just to save money - but so that I can put a filter on the Marxist crap.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2019 05:38 AM (eH/kH)

589 I plan on having them get all of the liberal art core crap done at the local community college, not just to save money - but so that I can put a filter on the Marxist crap.
Posted by: Jean

Good idea. Plus, if they need to, they can easily/cheaply take summer classes.

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 05:42 AM (vd8XM)

590 forward into the valley of death rode the

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:48 AM (C7rlo)

591 a bit premature, there

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 05:48 AM (C7rlo)

592 I plan on having them get all of the liberal art
core crap done at the local community college, not just to save money -
but so that I can put a filter on the Marxist crap.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2019 05:38 AM (eH/kH)

good idea I think. If you are saying have them take core liberal arts classes at community college, I am all for that. Some of my best profs were at a community college. My worst teachers were TA's at a major university.

When I went to school,they didn't require SJW indoctrination classes. My guess is the lefty Universities require these even for transfer students but that is just a guess. My play would be to only support kids if they went to a conservative school.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 05:54 AM (n13/j)

593 My play would be to only support kids if they went to a conservative school.
Posted by: Quint

That's my play even if they end up at The Citadel or another conservative school. December Green I'm looking at you.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2019 05:58 AM (uGK/T)

594 576 Think I only saw Remember the Titans once.
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)

Clash of the Titans>>Remember the Titans

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 06:02 AM (JFO2v)

595
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:13 AM (Wx/+I)

596 AOC says we are running concentration camps on the border.

The They are out to get you! is very strong with her. They D I V O R C E will not be fun.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 06:14 AM (JFO2v)

597 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2019 06:14 AM (cqNba)

598 Faye is much hotter than........EVERYONE ELSE!

(fixed)

Posted by: Rufus the gimp pony at June 18, 2019 06:14 AM (OKp8N)

599 TA DA they kill it MTV DEAD

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg won best real-life hero award during MTV Movie and TV awards

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 06:19 AM (JFO2v)

600 Good Morning Glories! Rain is forecast for today.

And Donald Trump is announcing his campaign for re-election.

Lots of Good News!

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2019 06:25 AM (htgmn)

601
AOC says we are running concentration camps on the border.

Maybe those confined there should go back to their countries and help weave the rich and diverse fabric of society that makes them superior (so we're told) to us obese, pickup driving, gun-loving, Jeebus-worshiping losers here in the US of A.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:33 AM (Wx/+I)

602 I bet Mrs. Vaughn really is a cougar.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:38 AM (I5SAg)

603 AOC says we are running concentration camps on the border.



The They are out to get you! is very strong with her. They D I V O R C E will not be fun.


Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 06:14 AM

---

We are not good at the concentration camp business because our inmates actually gain weight and have better medical care than I get at the VA.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 06:41 AM (JUOKG)

604 So I go to the ATM this morning to get some cash and Wells Fargo decided this is the time too remind me with a short video to support Gay pride and this is the 50th anniversary of Stonewell.


WTF? I just want some cash, not a PC lecture. I didn't think Wells Fargo was on board the SJW train. Good way to piss me off and consider changing banks but I'm thinking they all are supporting Gay Pride.

I did notice this about the only marketing material they have that doesn't feature mostly, or any minorities. Odd. Why leave blacks and Hispanics out of the celebration?

Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2019 06:44 AM (MxEKc)

605 To go Turkey one better, I propose we sink a high speed train off the coast of Texas. It will become an artificial reef, a tremendous natural resource, and a fantastic scuba destination! Who would not be excited to dive the Business Car on that baby?!?!

Solid gold, I tell ya. Vote for Joey!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Chief Engineer Of the United States at June 18, 2019 06:44 AM (wZxsP)

606 That fish has the dreaded rainbow fungus infection, a sign of poor water quality. Give it to me, I'll eat it anyway.

Posted by: Pescatarian at June 18, 2019 06:45 AM (K1IUD)

607 603
We are not good at the concentration camp business because our inmates actually gain weight and have better medical care than I get at the VA.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 06:41 AM (JUOKG)

I wonder why we do not have Bernie and AOC runnin around calling out for VA for All?

I think there are about 60 some odd health care plans run by the US. And only 1 even has some type of lifetime shared contribution, that is Medicare. And it was busted during the BHussein years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

608 599 TA DA they kill it MTV DEAD

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg won best real-life hero award during MTV Movie and TV awards
Posted by: rhennigantx



Speak Truth To Power has morphed into Tenderly Suckle at Power's Bosom. Yay MTV!! Embracing Glorious Fascism!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2019 06:45 AM (ugtXL)

609 Maybe this new hash I seem to have today should be better assigned to weasel.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 18, 2019 06:47 AM (wZxsP)

610 589 I plan on having them get all of the liberal art core crap done at the local community college, not just to save money - but so that I can put a filter on the Marxist crap.
Posted by: Jean


Could also take AP classes in HS, if the HS teachers are not Marxist. If they get high enough in the AP exam they can usually use those as college credits

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 18, 2019 06:48 AM (dm05u)

611 Why would Wells Fargo endorse gay sexuality? Since I have been a customer for all of my 29 years I think I will ask them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 18, 2019 06:50 AM (wZxsP)

612 I too am a Wells Fargo customer.

Posted by: Rachel Dolazel, bisexual black Mexican and proud of it! at June 18, 2019 06:53 AM (wZxsP)

613 Clash of the Titans>>Remember the Titans

I was a Teenage Titan

Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 06:54 AM (Y9Ocz)

614 why is an ATM giving you lectures on anything? WTH have we allowed? I would drop them even if the lecture were conservative. Of course we all know the lecture would never be conservative.


Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 06:54 AM (n13/j)

615 Why would Wells Fargo endorse gay sexuality? Since I have been a customer for all of my 29 years I think I will ask them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 18, 2019 06:50 AM (wZxsP)


More scared of the Gaystapo than of losing a 29 year customer.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2019 06:54 AM (zAmE9)

616 Auto correct wants to change Rachel to Racist. Weird, but sometimes my phone makes some on target judgements

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 18, 2019 06:57 AM (wZxsP)

617 611 Why would Wells Fargo endorse gay sexuality? Since I have been a customer for all of my 29 years I think I will ask them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 18, 2019 06:50 AM (wZxsP)

Where are the ads endorsing good old Missionary position? Or Reverse Cowgirl? It seem that everyone gets to be very specific about the sexuality with the exception of straight people.

I guess I stopped caring about what people do to and with each other years ago. I care about how you take care of yourself and your family. Using your gayness to try to take money out of my pocket is just a marxist as using your color to try to take money out o my pocket.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

618 It's nice thought that many businesses cave to the "You're celebrating Christmas too much. Stop the songs and take down your decorations and manger scenes, this is tooooo big of a celebration"

But please keep selling us crap for that 6 weeks

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM)

619 I think the state of Washington should force Wells Fargo to bake a cake, for each gay couple getting married. I know it is not necessarily their primary business but so what? The courts can change their business by fiat!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 18, 2019 07:00 AM (wZxsP)

620 biden had a whopping 85 people show up at his big rally in Iowa yesterday. The Trump rally for today has had over 100,000 sign ups and people have been waiting in line for 40+ hours to get in.


And the media want you to believe biden is crushing Trump in early polling.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 07:01 AM (JUOKG)

621 biden had a whopping 85 people show up at his big rally in Iowa yesterday. The Trump rally for today has had over 100,000 sign ups and people have been waiting in line for 40+ hours to get in.


And the media want you to believe biden is crushing Trump in early polling.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

But the POLLS!!! show an early night!!
Hell, I'm not even going to vote because Biden has the whole thing sewn up.

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

622 Plus there were only 50 seats in the room that has his rally.

SRO baby!

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

623 ATM's ?
Wow, huh, haven't used one of those in years, but some of the newer gas pumps around here run advertising TV on the screen while you're pumping - mostly Kwik Trip related ads, with a brief weather report if your luck is running hot that day.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 07:03 AM (a5hgv)

624 "Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States," Trump tweeted, referring to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. "They will be removed as fast as they come in"

If this happens I will need a wheelbarrow to haul my boner around.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2019 07:05 AM (UdKB7)

625 620 biden had a whopping 85 people show up at his big rally in Iowa yesterday. The Trump rally for today has had over 100,000 sign ups and people have been waiting in line for 40+ hours to get in.


And the media want you to believe biden is crushing Trump in early polling.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman



Are you questioning my truthfulness?? You offend me Sir!!

Posted by: UnNamed, Anonymous, totally not made up at June 18, 2019 07:06 AM (ugtXL)

626
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2019 07:06 AM (9C0cu)

627 And the media want you to believe biden is crushing Trump in early polling.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 07:01 AM (JUOKG)


Yes, but the Trump rally people are all being paid under the table by Jared and Ivanka, while the Bidet people are all true believers (and will all vote early and often)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:06 AM (AZxMX)

628 Yes, but the Trump rally people are all being paid under the table by Jared and Ivanka, while the Bidet people are all true believers (and will all vote early and often)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

We're digging up some votes every day

...DNC graveyard shift...

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 07:08 AM (vd8XM)

629 Using your gayness to try to take money out of my pocket is just a marxist as using your color to try to take money out of my pocket*.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)


Funny how in all these "idealistic schemes of governmenting" this is always the operative, but well hidden, phrase!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:09 AM (AZxMX)

630 Biden has that Delware Chic. You can't overcome that easily.

https://tinyurl.com/l8luzh3

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 07:11 AM (n13/j)

631 Morning all.

ICE is about to start deporting a bunch of illegals, 1 million people that have final deportation orders are going to be sent home.

I'm guessing a bunch are going to self deport.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2019 07:12 AM (TsX0v)

632 More scared of the Gaystapo than of losing a* 29 year customer.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2019 06:54 AM (zAmE9)


The operative article there is "a"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:13 AM (AZxMX)

633 JJS screed up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:14 AM (AZxMX)

634 " ... to try to take money out of my pocket*.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

Funny how in all these "idealistic schemes of governmenting" this is always the operative, but well hidden, phrase!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:09 AM (AZxMX) "


"One weird trick", right ?

One of the things that worked toward redpilling me way back in the day was how, during the shift from "coming ice age" to "ozone hole" to "global warming", the solution to the problem always remained the same; higher taxes, less freedom.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 07:15 AM (a5hgv)

635 Speaking of gay pride...Microsoft can tell you where the nearest gay pride event is, just by putting in your zip code. A email I received from them, being an insider, so they say.

Posted by: Colin at June 18, 2019 07:18 AM (Ia0WQ)

636 633 JJS screed up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:14 AM (AZxMX)

JJScreed
This is a good moniker.

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