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Parmigianini Madonna.jpg


Madonna With The Long Neck
Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola (Parmigianino)

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:30 AM (sRczR)

2 She birthed a 4yo?

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 09:31 AM (ykq7q)

3 Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola (Parmigianino)


Is that like a chicken parm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2019 09:31 AM (zBaqJ)

4 She birthed a 4yo?



Exactly. Baby was 48" long and 32 lbs at birth.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:32 AM (sRczR)

5 I wonder if it was meant to be viewed from some distance away and from below like 20 feet up a church wall? Okay; off to the Net to see.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 09:33 AM (Dh1wo)

6 She birthed a 4yo?


The conception? Immaculate.

The delivery? It Hertz.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 19, 2019 09:33 AM (rFmwm)

7 Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola (Parmigianino)



Of the Mazzola Oil Mazzola's?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:33 AM (sRczR)

8 Hmm.

Which one's chocolate milk?

/old joke

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 09:33 AM (6qErC)

9 truth in labeling

Posted by: Jap straggler in the jungle at June 19, 2019 09:33 AM (dm05u)

10 That's a really long neck and a really long baby.

Proportion, man, proportion!

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 19, 2019 09:34 AM (6mvRv)

11 The delivery? It Hertz."

They should'a tried harder...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 09:34 AM (6qErC)

12 That painting strikes me as a perversion. It sucks in its perversion but it is a well executed perversion.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 09:34 AM (rIQuo)

13 Mama was WNBA. Those legs put her at 6'5, 6'7".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:34 AM (sRczR)

14 Long necked woman in a blue dress
Just a five nine
Beautiful
Tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
Cause that long necked woman had it all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)

15 She has strong genes. Every child looks EXACTLY like her.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

16 The guy at the bottom right is directing his friends to the free beer.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 09:35 AM (o2vOl)

17 She's got huge legs too

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 09:35 AM (KvRqW)

18 Mama was WNBA."

So she and her "partner"... sperm donor? Adopted?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 09:35 AM (6qErC)

19 Who's the little person in the right hand corner?

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 09:36 AM (88xKn)

20 Whoa!!

Posted by: Hairy Reid, Scoutmaster at June 19, 2019 09:36 AM (LISuA)

21 maybe she has that stretchy ligament thing, like those super rall people

Posted by: Jap straggler in the jungle at June 19, 2019 09:36 AM (dm05u)

22 The face on the baby is weird. Looks like marble.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 09:36 AM (EV0u2)

23 tall not rall

Posted by: Jap straggler in the jungle at June 19, 2019 09:37 AM (dm05u)

24 Who's the little person in the right hand corner?
Posted by: dantesed



Don Pardo, the announcer.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:37 AM (sRczR)

25 This is what happens after alien sex

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:37 AM (LISuA)

26 Looks like marble."

S' okay. Kid's name is "Rocky"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 09:37 AM (6qErC)

27 oh look it mah cute straggler sock

off off

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 09:37 AM (dm05u)

28 Salvador Dali nods approvingly....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 09:38 AM (90T4r)

29

Starting Over - a limerick

The artist said "Oh lordy, lord!
This painting will sure be abhorred.
Long neck and muscly thighs
And a penis undersized
I'd better go back to the drawing board."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 09:38 AM (mvenn)

30 That was quick. See the sock link.

And an altarpiece wouldn't have been at regular eye level but not necessarily way, way up the wall for old altars that were built into the wall for when the priest faced the altar instead of the congregation post-Vatican II.

Too bad it's not in situ to see its original positioning.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 09:38 AM (Dh1wo)

31 Got put in Twitter Gulag for mocking the Left's typical catchphrases.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 19, 2019 09:38 AM (C2ugk)

32 The baby boy looks Irish.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:39 AM (sRczR)

33 This is a really famous work of Mannerism and is many times used as the definitive example of that style. The distortions are intentional.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

34 it's not in situ "

Sit ubu, Sit!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 09:39 AM (6qErC)

35 The alien life form child seems a bit pallid....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 09:39 AM (90T4r)

36 The "mother" in this painting looks quite a bit like Beto O'Rourke. He's going full-on intersectional!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:40 AM (LISuA)

37 That's what my link says, Kris!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 09:40 AM (Dh1wo)

38 Perky!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 09:40 AM (88+cf)

39 Learn to code, Hikaru!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 09:40 AM (Dh1wo)

40 The European Union's second highest court ruled on Wednesday that Adidas's three-stripe branding was invalid as a trademark as it lacked a distinctive character.

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The General Court of the European Union said it upheld a decision of the European Intellectual Property Office (EUIPO) in 2016 to annul a previous decision to accept the mark.

The German sports goods company registered the trademark in 2014 for clothing, footwear and headgear, saying it consisted of "three parallel equidistant stripes of equal width applied to the product in whichever direction."

However, it was challenged by Belgian company Shoe Branding Europe, with which Adidas has been in a decade-long dispute.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (QkjLD)

41 19 Who's the little person in the right hand corner?
Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 09:36 AM (88xKn)

I think he's supposed to be St. Jerome.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (OyyDO)

42 Longnecks? I'll have a Shiner Bock please.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (gC2IV)

43 "The distortions are intentional."

that's what I always say too, when discussing my own "art work".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (LISuA)

44 So, this the guy that inspired the El Greco School of Elongated People? Plus, inventing a certain kind of cheese. And yet, you don't hear about him much.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (m79Dg)

45 @codyjoy

Trump's entrance, as well as the full size of the crowd #TrumpRallyOrlando

https://tinyurl.com/y6myr3om

Great video...really shows the crowd.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (cF8AT)

46 Good dog.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (Dh1wo)

47 33 This is a really famous work of Mannerism and is many times used as the definitive example of that style. The distortions are intentional.
Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

Is Mannerism a Euphemism for Odd..... it should be.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 09:42 AM (90T4r)

48 37 That's what my link says, Kris!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 09:40 AM (Dh1wo)

Whew. Got away with the BS this time.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

49 Donk counter rally in Orlando. There must be upwards of four or five dozen people there.

https://bit.ly/2MVecfq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)

50 Is the tiny dude on the right dad?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 09:43 AM (dNzKv)

51 Presaging the Pieta?

. . . and that is an enormous baby

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2019 09:43 AM (hSQmw)

52 Anybody made the long-neck brewski joke yet?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 09:43 AM (/IMJl)

53 Trump EPA close to gutting Obama rule on coal power plants

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 09:44 AM (QkjLD)

54 44 So, this the guy that inspired the El Greco School of Elongated People? Plus, inventing a certain kind of cheese. And yet, you don't hear about him much.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (m79Dg)

El Greco was inspired by Byzantine art.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

55 It seems proportionality in art was optional back then....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 09:44 AM (90T4r)

56 When he said "long neck," he weren't kiddin'. And the Madonna looks rather proud of herself as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)

57 She could eat the better leaves, what grew higher up the tree...l

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 09:45 AM (90T4r)

58 Jimmy Buffett fans on group trip get violently ill in Dominican Republic

it just ain't no Margaritaville

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 09:45 AM (QkjLD)

59 "The distortions are intentional."

Artist for "Yes, it sucks, but I meant it to suck."

Posted by: Eeyore at June 19, 2019 09:45 AM (VaN/j)

60 17
She's got huge legs too

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
And a shapely foot as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 09:45 AM (ClOmq)

61 So, this the guy that inspired the El Greco School
of Elongated People? Plus, inventing a certain kind of cheese. And yet,
you don't hear about him much.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 09:41 AM (m79Dg)


and a brand of vegetable oil too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2019 09:45 AM (hSQmw)

62 >>>Donk counter rally in Orlando. There must be upwards of four or five dozen people there.


Helluva way to make $50!

Fox very carefully pointed out the protest was larger, once upon a time, like a"around a thousand or so", before the heavens opened and sent the rats scurrying for hom.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:46 AM (LISuA)

63 kid is like 12 or something. Some Northern Italians are a little strange.

Posted by: JackSpliff at June 19, 2019 09:46 AM (FTPVM)

64 Proportions? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 19, 2019 09:46 AM (AM1GF)

65 From the look of the big purple thing, baby bottle technology was still in its early stages.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 09:46 AM (9SkN+)

66 I found the 7th, hidden kid!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 09:46 AM (/IMJl)

67 Los Angeles Honda mechanic Tim Mings bought this little green Honda without realizing its provenance. After a few years, Mings cleaned the car off, only to discover that it wears VIN #001-the very first N600 ever assembled. Mings says he's restored more than 1000 examples of this model over the last 20 years, so he's more than up to the task to restore this particular car.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 09:47 AM (QkjLD)

68 I think he's supposed to be St. Jerome.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
I had an uncle who thought he was St. Jerome.

Posted by: 42nd St. Librarian at June 19, 2019 09:47 AM (ClOmq)

69 47 33 This is a really famous work of Mannerism and is many times used as the definitive example of that style. The distortions are intentional.
Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

Is Mannerism a Euphemism for Odd..... it should be.....
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 09:42 AM (90T4r)

LOL. Mannerism comes from the Italian word for stylish. It was the style that immediately followed the High Renaissance. The new generation of artists were bored with the classical rigidity of the Renaissance and were playing with its rules and ideas to create something new. People liked it. Thought it had "style". Some scholars think Michelangelo's "Last Judgement" is Mannerist.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:47 AM (OyyDO)

70 Unfortunate genitalia on the alien kid..... come on, we are all thinking it.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 09:47 AM (90T4r)

71 Jimmy Buffett fans on group trip get violently ill in Dominican Republic

it just ain't no Margaritaville
Posted by: SMOD


The Dominican Republic been killing a shitload of tourists lately.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:47 AM (sRczR)

72 The distortions are intentional.


********

I Meant To Do That - a limerick

Excuse me while I try not to laugh
At the artist's disproportional gaffes
That baby had better ought
Do another fifty squats
And the mother quite resembles a giraffe!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 09:48 AM (mvenn)

73
Is the tiny dude on the right dad?

No. Dad already got back in his space ship and fell away. That's Dad's fixer, hoping to make a deal on support payments.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:48 AM (LISuA)

74 The alien life form child seems a bit pallid....

-
Gray Zeta Reticulans/human hybrid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 09:48 AM (+y/Ru)

75 Unfortunate genitalia on the alien kid..... come on, we are all thinking it.....
Posted by: kraken


The luck of the Irish.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:48 AM (sRczR)

76 75 Unfortunate genitalia on the alien kid..... come on, we are all thinking it.....
Posted by: kraken


The luck of the Irish.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:48 AM (sRczR)


Yep.... a diet of spuds and whiskey will do that, genetically....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 09:49 AM (90T4r)

77 A woman died after being shot in Kensington


I've always said that being shot in your Kensington can be painful, and in this case, fatal.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 09:50 AM (QkjLD)

78 The daughter at the shoulder is dreaming of sausage cocks.

Posted by: monkey at June 19, 2019 09:50 AM (FTPVM)

79 Inspired by Muldoon #29, who is nevertheless not to be held responsible for anything I did.

What sells - a lamerick

The artist said, this is a wreck!
But, I'll finish it up, what the heck.
When it didn't sell,
He cried, "What the he!!!
Should have done nekkid, not neck.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 09:51 AM (/IMJl)

80 Mannerism is notoriously hard to interpret because of the distortions, and every artist had his own technique and code. In this, the long neck and the column in the back are supposed to be references to a passage in the Old Testament about a woman with a neck like a column or pillar. Song of Solomon, maybe? Later Christians thought that the passage referred to Mary. Parmigianino took the metaphor literally.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:51 AM (OyyDO)

81 This painting kinda sucks, no?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 09:51 AM (qeJFm)

82 Unfortunate genitalia on the alien kid..... come on, we are all thinking it.....
Posted by: kraken



*******

See @29, line four

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 09:51 AM (mvenn)

83 Multi-Culturalism is a Nation Killer

American Spectator article - http://tinyurl.com/y3yytxkj


Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 09:52 AM (KvRqW)

84 "The distortions are intentional."

-
I meant to do that.

Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at June 19, 2019 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)

85
Those legs put her at 6'5, 6'7".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 09:34 AM (sRczR)


So, an inch or two shorter than AtC?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 09:52 AM (BWL+E)

86 You guys laugh if you want, but this is a picture of the Democrat debate green room and those are the candidates. Joe Biden had a stroke earlier in the sitting though, so he's not included.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:52 AM (LISuA)

87 This is a really famous work of Mannerism and is many times used as the definitive example of that style. The distortions are intentional.

Not a fan. Seems like a way to cover up all sorts of mistakes. Or as Jon Lovitz would say, "Mannerism... yeah, that's the ticket!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 09:53 AM (C78No)

88 The baby is all, " touch my junk"

Posted by: monkey at June 19, 2019 09:53 AM (FTPVM)

89 Trump EPA close to gutting Obama rule on coal power plants


Uhhhhh, I'll decide what gets gutted. Maybe I'll outlaw coal plants instead!
--Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 09:53 AM (dNzKv)

90 What's up with Mini Mr Clean?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 09:53 AM (qeJFm)

91 Should have done nekkid, not neck.
Posted by: mindful webworker


******

Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 09:53 AM (mvenn)

92
Multi-Culturalism is a Nation Killer

That's the idea.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 09:53 AM (BWL+E)

93 41 19 Who's the little person in the right hand corner?
Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 09:36 AM (88xKn)

George Stephanopoulos

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 09:54 AM (dm05u)

94
George Stephanopoulos

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas


Too tall.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 09:54 AM (BWL+E)

95 Okay. So now I know I don't like Manneristic art.

But wait a minute...the internet tells me that Michaelangelo was a Mannerist! I'm so confused.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 09:55 AM (NtglE)

96 The Uffizi website doesn't have a link/description of the painting.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 09:55 AM (Dh1wo)

97 Also, I look forward to a long life of never clicking Drudge again. It's been months and feels good.

Posted by: monkey at June 19, 2019 09:55 AM (FTPVM)

98 Who's the little person in the right hand corner?
Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 09:36 AM (88xKn)

George Stephanopoulos

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 09:54 AM (dm05u)
~~~~~

LOL!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 09:56 AM (NtglE)

99 77
A woman died after being shot in Kensington




I've always said that being shot in your Kensington can be painful, and in this case, fatal.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
A splinter in your portico can easily become infected.

Posted by: 42nd St. Librarian at June 19, 2019 09:56 AM (ClOmq)

100 Trump EPA close to gutting Obama rule on coal power plants

Please, guys, take your time! Maybe it should read "EPA close to accepting Trump as President".

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 09:56 AM (Y9zp1)

101 For the Democrat debates, I hope Liz Warren will consider wearing a native headdress.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:57 AM (LISuA)

102 Madonna With The Long Neck

I'm old enough to remember Madonna with the Hairy Pits in Penthouse.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 09:57 AM (O8WFE)

103 101
For the Democrat debates, I hope Liz Warren will consider wearing a native headdress.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

I doubt that'll happen. But I'll bet Trump will say or tweet something about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 09:58 AM (ClOmq)

104 I've always said that being shot in your Kensington can be painful, and in this case, fatal.

Posted by: SMOD
*
*
. . .
A splinter in your portico can easily become infected.
Posted by: 42nd St. Librarian


*********


I once got slapped for asking a girl if I could kiss her on the veranda!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 09:58 AM (mvenn)

105 "The Uffizi website doesn't have a link/description of the painting."

The museum equivalent of "meh" or "what can we say?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:58 AM (LISuA)

106 I wonder if the artist smoked opium all the time, or only when he created his distortions?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:59 AM (LISuA)

107 95 Okay. So now I know I don't like Manneristic art.

But wait a minute...the internet tells me that Michaelangelo was a Mannerist! I'm so confused.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 09:55 AM (NtglE)

Only in his very last years. For most of his career he was an out and proud Classicist.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:59 AM (OyyDO)

108 Trump was shredding it last night.
Only thing he missed was all the filthy lucre the clinton's got from Russia.
He needs to hammer them every. fucking. day. like that.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 10:00 AM (88+cf)

109 Did not know that Uffizi has a website..... can I buy a full auto Uffizi there?????

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:00 AM (90T4r)

110 CBD: link on next Sunday's food thread
The easy way to do a bunch of kitchen prep work...
https://twitter.com/ItsProxcey/status/
1140904083638947841

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:02 AM (Dh1wo)

111

26,526.68 +61.14 (+0.23%)
As of 10:02AM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 19, 2019 10:02 AM (dmJhE)

112 Is that " Column to Nowhere" phallic object, to the right of Alien Momma a Mannerist thingy too??

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:03 AM (90T4r)

113 "Madonna with the Long Neck"

I wish I were famous enough that if I made a painting that looked stupid, I could just say "Yeah, it's supposed to be that way" and everyone would buy it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:04 AM (KUaJL)

114 Needs more neck.

Posted by: Ndebele Mangbetu at June 19, 2019 10:04 AM (Ndje9)

115 That's just...odd.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:04 AM (U2TY5)

116
I was catching up on the morning thread. Donkey Chompers response to Liz Cheney is such wonderful stupidity. "You use the word exterminate which is co-opting the words of the oppressors." This is the left. Inane babble that is supposed to mean something.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 10:04 AM (OLCnA)

117 Was Savanarola talking about this piece when he so angered the art-mavens of Florence?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 10:05 AM (LISuA)

118 Only in his very last years. For most of his career he was an out and proud Classicist.
Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 09:59 AM (OyyDO)
~~~~~

Ahh, okay.

Probably dementia; happens to the best of us.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 10:05 AM (NtglE)

119 Who's the leprechaun on the right?

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 10:05 AM (xjiRE)

120 #109 Only if you have an Italian machine-gun licence, Kraken.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:05 AM (Dh1wo)

121 104 I've always said that being shot in your Kensington can be painful, and in this case, fatal.


Posted by: SMOD
*
*
. . .
A splinter in your portico can easily become infected.
Posted by: 42nd St. Librarian


*********




I once got slapped for asking a girl if I could kiss her on the veranda!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 09:58 AM (mvenn)paritcularly nice weather?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 19, 2019 10:05 AM (0O7c5)

122
Did not know that Uffizi has a website..... can I buy a full auto Uffizi there?????
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:00 AM (90T4r)


Dude, please.

At the Uffizi website you can buy scrivanie, sedie, schediari, and quaderni.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2019 10:06 AM (hSQmw)

123 Multi-Culturalism is a Nation Killer

American Spectator article - http://tinyurl.com/y3yytxkj

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 09:52 AM (KvRqW)

I've been saying that it's an apartheid mentality with a little spin to appeal to the gullible. If you assimilate, you're a race-traitor. If you enjoy something originated elsewhere, you're a cultural appropriatior. It's entirely designed to keep people pigeonholed into heavily stereotyped, self-reinforcing racial cliques.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 10:06 AM (J+mig)

124
I once got slapped for asking a girl if I could kiss her on the veranda!
Posted by: Muldoon
---------

Lucky your weren't kneed in the balusters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:07 AM (U2TY5)

125 Savonarola was a bit earlier. He died about five years before that artist was born.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (Dh1wo)

126 monkey #97:
Also, I look forward to a long life of never clicking Drudge again. It's been months and feels good.

Hello, my pseudonym is mindful webworker, and I've been Drudge-free for almost three years now. Feels great.

Sometimes people mention something on Drudge, and just for a moment I think I'll give them a click. But I say to myself, "not today, not right now," and the urge passes.

I'd like to express my gratitude to my sponsor in Drudge Anonymous, ♠Ace.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (/IMJl)

127 The law the sanctuary cities are violating 18 U.S. Code 1324 (A)(iii):


"Anyone who - ...



(iii) knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has
come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law,
conceals, harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal,
harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any
building or any means of transportation;"



Just conspiring to violate that law earns a conspirator 5 years in club
Fed. The penalties for violation are for each illegal alien so harbored.
Note that subjecting U.S. citizens to health hazards increases the
penalty to 10 years in prison for each alien so harbored.

Posted by: An Observation at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (kWcaM)

128 Did not know that Uffizi has a website..... can I buy a full auto Uffizi there?????
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:00 AM (90T4r)

Dude, please.

At the Uffizi website you can buy scrivanie, sedie, schediari, and quaderni.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2019 10:06 AM (hSQmw)

One of my favorite things about the Uffizi is how the Medici family basically collected busts of Roman emperors like they were Pokemon cards.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (KUaJL)

129 Who's the leprechaun on the right?
Posted by: rickl
--------

[pointing]

Wow, look at the neck on that lady!

Posted by: The Leprechaun at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (2qPhT)

130 With a throat like that, I imagine she was a very popular girl.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (m79Dg)

131 She needs to get the FBI's permission before introducing that foreign nipple into the child!

Posted by: L'il George Snuffleupagus at June 19, 2019 10:09 AM (Ndje9)

132 That is one ugly baby.

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 10:09 AM (xPTqL)

133 I wish I were famous enough that if I made a painting that looked stupid, I could just say "Yeah, it's supposed to be that way" and everyone would buy it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:04 AM (KUaJL)
~~~~~

^^^ Cracked me up!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 10:10 AM (NtglE)

134 I am desperately clinging to my Art-Snark, putting off talking about the Civil War going on ......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:10 AM (90T4r)

135 132 That is one ugly baby.
Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 10:09 AM (xPTqL)

Sure is breathtaking.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:10 AM (KUaJL)

136 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Not sure I'd even hang that anywhere in the house. Back hallway maybe...
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:10 AM (axyOa)

137 Yes, that Madonna definitely has a long neck. She is indeed very Queenly looking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:10 AM (ivkO2)

138 She seems to have a slight subluxation of her C-28 vertebral body.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:11 AM (mvenn)

139 137 Yes, that Madonna definitely has a long neck. She is indeed very Queenly looking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:10 AM (ivkO2)



Very llama-esque, she is....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:12 AM (90T4r)

140 One of my favorite things about the Uffizi is how the Medici family basically collected busts of Roman emperors like they were Pokemon cards.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (KUaJL)

"Once we corner the Roman emperor bust market, we will cripple the Vatican Museum and our Uffizi gallery will rule the world!"--Biggus Dickus de Medici.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 10:12 AM (m79Dg)

141 The law the sanctuary cities are violating 18 U.S. Code 1324 (A)(iii):


Which just goes to show that we don't need Immigration Reform we need Immigration Enforcement.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 10:14 AM (dmJhE)

142 No mention yet of her spiderlike digits.... she could pretty easily cling to the ceiling, with those hands....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:14 AM (90T4r)

143 Someone should tell this lady that "baby-led weaning" is a myth... especially where boy babies are concerned.


When they're old enough to talk it's time to cut them loose.

Posted by: creeper at June 19, 2019 10:14 AM (ctmIP)

144 I don't think her left leg connects at the hip.

Maybe there's a sub-hip or something. Succubus anatomy is weird.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:14 AM (yL25O)

145 Baby is not only all out of proportion, he also appears to be severely hypotonic.

(Floppy muscle tone)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:14 AM (mvenn)

146 That baby is about 6?

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 10:15 AM (nRWPy)

147 Looks like that Cynthia whomever scrunt from sex and the city failed politician. ET neck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:15 AM (H4VdJ)

148 At the Uffizi website you can buy scrivanie, sedie, schediari, and quaderni.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

What kind of sauce goes with those?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 10:15 AM (ClOmq)

149 145 Baby is not only all out of proportion, he also appears to be severely hypotonic.

(Floppy muscle tone)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:14 AM (mvenn)

C- sharp, I think...

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:15 AM (90T4r)

150 "Now Is the Time"-a Christian devotional from the "Upper Room":

https://tinyurl.com/y2qazc23

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:16 AM (ivkO2)

151 127
The law the sanctuary cities are violating 18 U.S. Code 1324 (A)(iii):



"Anyone who - ...





(iii) knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has

come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law,

conceals, harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal,

harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any

building or any means of transportation;"





Just conspiring to violate that law earns a conspirator 5 years in club

Fed. The penalties for violation are for each illegal alien so harbored.

Note that subjecting U.S. citizens to health hazards increases the

penalty to 10 years in prison for each alien so harbored.



Posted by: An Observation at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (kWcaM)
Too bad laws don't mean anything any more. FFS the Pirate's Code means more - and those are just suggestions.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 10:16 AM (N39Ws)

152 Hmm. Looks unfinished. The 'column' in back is actually a row, with multiple shadows. Yet the top part does not show the other columns or a building they may be holding up - no detail there.
Maybe he ran out of paint doing the neck? Busy on the left, empty on the right.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 10:17 AM (9753m)

153 I once got slapped for asking a girl if I could kiss her on the veranda!
Posted by: Muldoon
---------

Lucky your weren't kneed in the balusters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:07 AM

Should have asked if you could kiss her on the davenport or lanai!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:17 AM (H4VdJ)

154 The laws mean nothing anymore.
Especially not in Washington DC, where they are written.
Politics is all.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 10:17 AM (w7KSn)

155 147 Looks like that Cynthia whomever scrunt from sex and the city failed politician. ET neck.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:15 AM (H4VdJ)


Aah, Cynthia Nixon.... she seems so Nice... Camp Commandant nice....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:17 AM (90T4r)

156 2 She birthed a 4yo?

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 09:31 AM (ykq7q)

That's what I was thinking, that kid's ready to play T-ball!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:17 AM (Kpl3J)

157 Christ's first miracle wasn't the wedding at Cana, it was being born from Mother Mary and coming out the size of a young calf.

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2019 10:18 AM (ABjxW)

158 153
I once got slapped for asking a girl if I could kiss her on the veranda!

Posted by: Muldoon

---------



Lucky your weren't kneed in the balusters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:07 AM



Should have asked if you could kiss her on the davenport or lanai!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:17 AM (H4VdJ)

Or on the hardwood floor.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 10:18 AM (N39Ws)

159 Another blog I frequent (which is a gaming blog) is involved in a big discussion about Cat On a Hot Tin Roof. The issue is whether Brick is gay. Playwright Tennessee Williams, who was three dollar bill, says no, he was just overly attached to his friend while all the critics, actors, directors and such say, "Hell yeah!" All agree that Elizabeth Taylor was smoking hot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)

160 very first N600 "

Application for certificate of citizenship?

Huh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:18 AM (6qErC)

161 It should be titled. "George Stephanopoulos returns from college"

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:18 AM (H4VdJ)

162 Medical advice for the Horde.
Dr Muldoon is in the house. (He was PreMed.)

Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
**wiggles foot**
What should I do?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:19 AM (axyOa)

163 No mention yet of her spiderlike digits....
Posted by: kraken


***********

There's a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q87.43

Arachnodactyly: skeletal manifestation of Marfan syndrome

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:19 AM (mvenn)

164 #152 He died before it was setup in the patroness's private chapel's altarpiece without having, presumably, final touch-up work done on it so some do consider it unfinished.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:19 AM (Dh1wo)

165 What should I do?

Posted by: Diogenes

---

Don't do that!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 10:19 AM (sBm2i)

166 154 The laws mean nothing anymore.
Especially not in Washington DC, where they are written.
Politics is all.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 10:17 AM (w7KSn)

and thus has it ever been.

it's more obvious now because we're not a unified people with a common culture anymore, and our politics has become so much more poisonous as a result.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)

167 Fun fact: my extended family has a genetic deal where some of them have partial and even full extra vertebrae.

My uncle had a pretty long neck.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (yL25O)

168 It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

...Jiminy Potsdam Christmas.

Link to YouTube, Breitbart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSLqOyo-hs

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (Ckg4U)

169
Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
**wiggles foot**
What should I do?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:19 AM (axyOa)







Stop wiggling your foot. Duh.

That'll be one dollar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (veoSD)

170 Or on the hardwood floor."

*insert carpet / drapes joke here *

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)

171 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (u82oZ)

172 Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
**wiggles foot**
What should I do?
Posted by: Diogenes


*******

Stop doing that!

Next!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (mvenn)

173 Also also partial extra vertebrae is not a great way to have a straight spine, turns out.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (yL25O)

174 Aah, Cynthia Nixon.... she seems so Nice... Camp Commandant nice....
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:17 AM

Ah, that's her last name, couldn't remember because well. yea. She used to ask for scarves in extra wide. 2 cent head on a stack of dimes neck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (H4VdJ)

175 "Choosing Moses"

A devotional from the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/y3rf7lhf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (ivkO2)

176 Arachnodactyly: skeletal manifestation of Marfan syndrome

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:19 AM (mvenn)

8 limbs?

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (ykq7q)

177 Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

**wiggles foot**

What should I do?

Amputate.

Posted by: obama's doctor at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (Dh1wo)

178
There's a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q87.43

Arachnodactyly: skeletal manifestation of Marfan syndrome
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:19 AM (mvenn)


You see that on your chart and it's definitely "How much do I owe you, Doc?"

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (ABjxW)

179 "I've been saying that it's an apartheid mentality with a little spin to appeal to the gullible."
_____

Aka "Psychic Cage".

What's interesting, while everyone justifiably makes jokes about lefty nonsense, the fact that everyone knows the buzz-words and phrases and can repeat the BS verbatim shows that these concepts have been internalized.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (1l8jw)

180 164
#152 He died before it was setup in the patroness's private chapel's
altarpiece without having, presumably, final touch-up work done on it so
some do consider it unfinished.>>>
Woohoo! Go me!

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (9753m)

181 157 Christ's first miracle wasn't the wedding at Cana, it was being born from Mother Mary and coming out the size of a young calf.
Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2019 10:18 AM (ABjxW)

You're joking, but Christ's birth is the subject of a lot of theological speculation. Since the pain of childbirth is explicitly linked to original sin in Genesis, and through the Immaculate Conception, Mary lacked original sin (at least according to the Catholic Church), it follows that she would have had a completely pain-free childbirth. So Jesus' birth itself would have been miraculous.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM (KUaJL)

182 News of the day: Apple planning to move 15-30% of production out of China. Much anticipated Fed rate decision coming at 2 PM. And, Joe Biden proposes national high speed train, for shovel-ready jobs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM (LISuA)

183 My Internet was down due to damage from a couple of close lightning strikes during a storm last night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM (u82oZ)

184 Arachnodactyly"

Flying spider?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM (6qErC)

185 Over $1 billion worth of cocaine seized in historic drug bust in Philadelphia

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD)

186
Or on the hardwood floor."

*insert carpet / drapes joke here *

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)






Huhuhuhuhuhuh you said "insert" huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 10:22 AM (veoSD)

187 Fun fact: my extended family has a genetic deal where some of them have partial and even full extra vertebrae.


********


Now THAT'S funny!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:22 AM (mvenn)

188 I bet this Madonna's a better singer, too.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 19, 2019 10:22 AM (IDjUx)

189 Stop doing that!

Next!!
Posted by: Muldoon at

****

It's a miracle!!!!

Thank you doctor.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:22 AM (axyOa)

190 My uncle had a pretty long neck.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (yL25O)

Before the hangin'?

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 10:22 AM (ykq7q)

191 52 Hmm. Looks unfinished. The 'column' in back is actually a row, with multiple shadows. Yet the top part does not show the other columns or a building they may be holding up - no detail there.
Maybe he ran out of paint doing the neck? Busy on the left, empty on the right.

And if you look at the lower right hand corner, there's a disembodied foot that's missing a body to go with it - presumably would have belonged to whoever the man with the plan was supposed to be talking to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (Kpl3J)

192 185 Over $1 billion worth of cocaine seized in historic drug bust in Philadelphia
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD)

Think of all that tax revenue that the states are missing out on!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (KUaJL)

193 the drug bust netted approximately 16.5 tons

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (QkjLD)

194
This is a really famous work of Mannerism and is many times used as the definitive example of that style. The distortions are intentional.
Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019


It would take several more centuries before Wahmannerism reared its ugly head.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (pNxlR)

195 Now THAT'S funny! "

It's a lengthy tale, too.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (6qErC)

196 So Jesus' birth itself would have been miraculous.

Having watched my wife deliver three kids, I'm of the opinion every birth is miraculous. Not kidding. And, by the way, I wouldn't want to be a female even if they offered free beer for life.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (LISuA)

197 Fun fact: my extended family has a genetic deal where some of them have partial and even full extra vertebrae.

My uncle had a pretty long neck.
Posted by: TexasDan


Useless trivia: Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae as humans.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (sRczR)

198 Over $1 billion worth of cocaine seized in historic drug bust in Philadelphia
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM

Anyone seen Mitch McConnel lately? I thought I did the other day by our pond, but it was just a turtle. Someone should photoshop a pic of him driving that semi loaded with coke. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (H4VdJ)

199 This is a nice story about a stepfather's love for his stepdaughter and love returned:

https://tinyurl.com/y6fyzlzq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (ivkO2)

200 A friend of my wife posted on FB a cartoon of a guy sleeping on a park bench with a newspaper for a blanket.
It says, "We have to quit measuring how well the the economy by how well rich people are doing."

Should I get her a helmet and take away anything sharp?

Posted by: Bruce at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (vd8XM)

201 the drug bust netted approximately 16.5 tons"

Is it another day older, tho?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (6qErC)

202 16
The guy at the bottom right is directing his friends to the free beer.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 09:35 AM (o2vOl


---Nearly tea on the screen.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (IDjUx)

203 Salty, I wish y'all would stop sending all that water down here. We're running out of reservior room.

Posted by: creeper at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (ctmIP)

204 No mention yet of her spiderlike digits....

From a second site I checked out Binging the painting/artist:

Her slender hands and long fingers have also led the Italian medical scientist Vito Franco of the University of Palermo to diagnose that Parmigianino's model had the genetic disorder Marfan syndrome affecting her connective tissue.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (Dh1wo)

205 , it follows that she would have had a completely pain-free childbirth. So Jesus' birth itself would have been miraculous.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM (KUaJL)

...

Genesis says "greatly increase" pain in childbirth--not that there was zero pain before.

Mary herself was not without sin, so I'm not sure how anyone would argue that she then somehow dodged the pain in childbirth curse.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (yL25O)

206 193 the drug bust netted approximately 16.5 tons
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (QkjLD)

16 Tons, and what do you get?
Another day older, and deeper in debt?

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (NgKpN)

207 @realDonaldTrump 6 minutes ago

The Dems are very unhappy with the Mueller Report, so after almost 3 years, they want a Redo, or Do Over. This is extreme Presidential Harassment. They gave Crooked Hillary's people complete Immunity, yet now they bring back Hope Hicks. Why aren't the Dems looking at the.....

....33,000 Emails that Hillary and her lawyer deleted and acid washed AFTER GETTING A SUBPOENA FROM CONGRESS? That is real Obstruction that the Dems want no part of because their hearings are RIGGED and a disgrace to our Country!

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 10:25 AM (cF8AT)

208 NaCly Dog #171:
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.


There it is! I knew something was missing from the morning. Bracing and motivational.
___

Startling true fact: There is no wrong way to spell cofvefe.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 10:25 AM (/IMJl)

209 #178 Doc Muldoon beat me to it. Darn doctor waiting times in Canada.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:25 AM (Dh1wo)

210 the drug bust netted approximately 16.5 tons
Posted by: SMOD



♫ You bust 16 tons and whatta you get...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 10:25 AM (sRczR)

211 park bench with a newspaper for a blanket. "

What's a "newspaper"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:25 AM (6qErC)

212 Very llama-esque, she is....

That explains what he's reading off the scroll. "¡Que llama!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:25 AM (nIvDu)

213 188 I bet this Madonna's a better singer, too.
Posted by: TheHoser at June 19, 2019 10:22 AM (IDjUx)

to the tune of "Devil with the Blue Dress"....

"Madonna with the Long Neck, Long Neck, Long Neck,
Madonna with the Long Neck on!"

(now what would have made this painting perfect would have been if there was a tub of ice with some Lone Star Longnecks in it at her feet)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:26 AM (Kpl3J)

214
What's a "newspaper"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:25 AM

You unfold your laptop over yourself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:26 AM (H4VdJ)

215 Arachnodactyly

8 limbs?
Posted by: BignJames


Flying spider?
Posted by: Anon a mouse



**********


*Sigh*

You people!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:26 AM (mvenn)

216 Missed it by }.{ dat much!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 10:26 AM (sRczR)

217 It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

...Jiminy Potsdam Christmas.
---------

The sole purposeof which is to have Republicans speak in opposition, because rayciss!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:26 AM (U7Mh9)

218 187 Fun fact: my extended family has a genetic deal where some of them have partial and even full extra vertebrae.


********


Now THAT'S funny!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:22 AM (mvenn)

....

ha.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:27 AM (yL25O)

219 177
Doctor, it hurts when I do this.


**wiggles foot**


What should I do?
Amputate.


Posted by: obama's doctor at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

It's not lupus.

Posted by: Dr. House at June 19, 2019 10:27 AM (ClOmq)

220 And if you look at the lower right hand corner, there's a disembodied
foot that's missing a body to go with it - presumably would have
belonged to whoever the man with the plan was supposed to be talking to.
>>
Yep, Wiki calls it unfinished due to artist's death...

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 10:27 AM (9753m)

221 Fun fact: my extended family has a genetic deal where some of them have partial and even full extra vertebrae.

My uncle had a pretty long neck.
Posted by: TexasDan

****

So...your cousin. Is she cute?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)

222 You people! "

Whaddya mean, you people?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:27 AM (6qErC)

223 park bench with a newspaper for a blanket. "

What's a "newspaper"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Heh. That's what I was thinking too.
It looks like the kind of hobo cartoon you would see in a Dagwood cartoon.
Because that's the way homeless people still look like

Posted by: Bruce at June 19, 2019 10:27 AM (vd8XM)

224 Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
**wiggles foot**
What should I do?
Posted by: Diogenes
----------

Don't wiggle your foot like that.

Posted by: Henny Youngman's Doc at June 19, 2019 10:28 AM (YvUf/)

225 188 I bet this Madonna's a better singer, too.
Posted by: TheHoser at June 19, 2019 10:22 AM (IDjUx)

At least she knew to stay in her lane, and not rag on about Herod this and Herod that.

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2019 10:28 AM (ABjxW)

226 140
One of my favorite things about the Uffizi is how the Medici family
basically collected busts of Roman emperors like they were Pokemon
cards.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:08 AM (KUaJL)



"Once we corner the Roman emperor bust market, we will cripple the
Vatican Museum and our Uffizi gallery will rule the world!"--Biggus
Dickus de Medici.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2019 10:12 AM (m79Dg)


Cool thing is that they were evidently carved from life. You are actually looking at the true faces of the Emperors.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at June 19, 2019 10:28 AM (OMAvJ)

227 >> It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.


It's about time they paid us back for all that free room and board.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 10:28 AM (qeJFm)

228 Donkey Chompers' comments comparing the treatmen of illegal immigrants and Nazi concentration camps were over the top nasty and stupid.
But I kinda think she would have made the same stupid comments during the Obama administration. Except the M SM would have been all over her.
I'm embarrassed at the thought I seem to be defending her,

What has a higher number AOC 's IQ or her chest size.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 10:28 AM (JgA4k)

229 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight

http://tinyurl.com/yxj6j78e

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 10:28 AM (KvRqW)

230 Sold my soul to the crack street-whore

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (Dh1wo)

231 Yeah, her neck elongated when she was straining to get that baby out. That's a BIG kid.

And good morning Horde. Nothing like having somebody start asking you questions before you've even unlocked your office. Gonna be one of those days.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

232 they were evidently carved from life. "

"I gotta sit still for how long? "

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)

233 Mmmm, hair.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (t6MX/)

234 obama's doctor: Amputate.

More sobering than amusing, actually.

Hard to believe we had that droning doofus, that scandalous SCoaMF, as the President of the USA for eight years!

But, then, that's how we get Trump.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (/IMJl)

235 Jeebers, run-on words, misspellings.

Need more caffeine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (YvUf/)

236 Texas Dan - from Wiki -

The Encyclical Mystici Corporis
from Pope Pius XII (1943) in addition holds that Mary was also sinless
personally, "free from all sin, original or personal".In this, Pius XII
repeats a position already expressed by the Council of Trent
which decreed "If anyone shall say that a man once justified can sin no
more, nor lose grace, and that therefore he who falls and sins was
never truly justified; or, on the contrary, that throughout his whole
life he can avoid all sins even venial sins, except by a special
privilege of God, as the Church holds in regard to the Blessed Virgin:
let him be anathema.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (sBm2i)

237 Mary herself was not without sin, so I'm not sure how anyone would argue that she then somehow dodged the pain in childbirth curse.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:24 AM (yL25O)

That's been a Protestant/Catholic fight for 500 years now.

One of the best observations on the topic I've heard is that Catholics make way too big a deal out of Mary, but Protestants make way too little.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

238 Useless trivia: Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae as humans.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
I was taught in biology class in college that all mammals have the same number of cervical vertebrae, seven. Giraffes, humans, even whales. Now, of course, somebody here will steer me to a site which lists the exceptions. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (ClOmq)

239 There is no wrong way to spell cofvefe.
Posted by: mindful webworker



*******

That's true, but:


A Presidential tweet did announce it
The media quickly denounced it
It's a cultural sensation
That's sweeping the nation
But I still don't know how to pronounce it!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (mvenn)

240 Speaking of Maduhnna. I heard something on the way to work about her trying to convince people that Jesus would be pro-choice. Seriously just GTFO you dried up old skank.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:30 AM (H4VdJ)

241 On grope sock.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 10:30 AM (t6MX/)

242 221 Fun fact: my extended family has a genetic deal where some of them have partial and even full extra vertebrae.

My uncle had a pretty long neck.
Posted by: TexasDan

****

So...your cousin. Is she cute?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)

...

His second daughter caused me to have the sort of feelings you're not supposed to have about your cousin.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:30 AM (yL25O)

243 45 seconds of a chipper TX high school student filmed saying "Good morning Y'all" to his classmates over the entire year. One fellow remarks it was the only thing he would miss about high school:

https://tinyurl.com/y4sff4gn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:30 AM (ivkO2)

244 228 Donkey Chompers' comments comparing the treatment of illegal immigrants and Nazi concentration camps were over the top nasty and stupid.

I got it now. Concentration camps are where they make frozen orange juice. You think I'm stupid, don't you?

Posted by: Sandy Donkey-Chompers at June 19, 2019 10:30 AM (ABjxW)

245 .....oh great, I just realized I called baby Jesus ugly. Hopefully that painter just sucked or maybe Jesus was a late bloomer.

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 10:30 AM (xPTqL)

246 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight
------

I think he may have missed the point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:31 AM (YvUf/)

247 25 This is what happens after alien sex
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 09:37 AM (LISuA)

Krkblbabl smerg snarfus regg'fnard!*


*Translation: Look, even we are freaked out by the size of that kid!

Posted by: The Greys at June 19, 2019 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

248 And if you look at the lower right hand corner, there's a disembodied foot that's missing a body to go with it

Does the little man even have a left leg? You can see right thru his sheet and see the lines in the background.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:31 AM (Ydn2k)

249 Oh, dear-Are the Christian theological debates starting today? Noooooooooooo!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:31 AM (ivkO2)

250 What's interesting, while everyone justifiably makes jokes about lefty nonsense, the fact that everyone knows the buzz-words and phrases and can repeat the BS verbatim shows that these concepts have been internalized.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2019 10:20 AM (1l8jw)

I'm not sure that having a high degree of familiarity with something, but rejecting it counts as internalized. You almost can't help being familiar with the nonsense because it's everywhere.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (J+mig)

251 I hate the phrase "shovel-ready jobs" even more than I hate the phrase "kitchen-table" or "pocket-book" issues.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (NFEMn)

252 Mary herself was not without sin, so I'm not sure how anyone would argue that she then somehow dodged the pain in childbirth curse.

The Immaculate Conception was Mary..
No original sin..

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (KvRqW)

253 Murder unto me the little children.

Posted by: J.C. -- you know, james comey at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (Dh1wo)

254 245 .....oh great, I just realized I called baby Jesus ugly. Hopefully that painter just sucked or maybe Jesus was a late bloomer."

Too late now, you gonna make his mama mad!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)

255 Question..... did everyone dress in silk in the 14th- 17th centuries??? I mean, the Silk Worm Guild must have been Thing.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (90T4r)

256 as the Church holds in regard to the Blessed Virgin:
let him be anathema.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 10:29 AM (sBm2i)

...

Yeah, I typed that and some little thought in the back of my head went but the Catholics.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (yL25O)

257 Google's AI thinks this turtle looks like a gun, which is a problem

New research shows how machine vision systems of all kinds can be tricked into misidentifying 3D objects

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (QkjLD)

258 249 Oh, dear-Are the Christian theological debates starting today? Noooooooooooo!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:31 AM (ivkO2)

But, they'll only be shown on MSNBC, so don't fret.

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (ABjxW)

259 My uncle had a pretty long neck.
Posted by: TexasDan

****

So...your cousin. Is she cute?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)


Um, Texas. Of course.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (t6MX/)

260 Fox very carefully pointed out the protest was larger, once upon a time, like a"around a thousand or so", before the heavens opened and sent the rats scurrying for hom.

So about as many as sat between the stairs in one wedge of the Trump rally.

Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at June 19, 2019 10:33 AM (MwFQu)

261 249 Oh, dear-Are the Christian theological debates starting today? Noooooooooooo!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:31 AM (ivkO2)

My bad.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:33 AM (KUaJL)

262 Oh, dear-Are the Christian theological debates starting today? Noooooooooooo!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-------

It was predestined.

Posted by: Calvin at June 19, 2019 10:34 AM (U2TY5)

263 246 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight
------

I think he may have missed the point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:31 AM (YvUf/)

MSN had a headline yesterday.

Prosecutor says SEAL was 'Ready to Kill'

Uh...

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 10:34 AM (NgKpN)

264 228 Donkey Chompers' comments comparing the treatment of illegal immigrants and Nazi concentration camps were over the top nasty and stupid.


Screw you. They are just like a concentration camp! I mean other than the fact that they came here voluntarily, can leave so, get food, clothing, shelter, medical care, not forced to work until death, or killed in the "showers". Other than that they are totes the SAME!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:34 AM (H4VdJ)

265 14 year old boy in India fights off a leopard and saves his 7 year old cousin:

https://tinyurl.com/y5q9yoeq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:34 AM (ivkO2)

266 What will be reparations amount per Union Army casualty? Asking for about a dozen of my ancestors... and they know all about compound interest.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 19, 2019 10:34 AM (j1Jrj)

267 246 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight
------

I think he may have missed the point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:31 AM (YvUf/)

Homeowner didn't.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (t6MX/)

268 262 Oh, dear-Are the Christian theological debates starting today? Noooooooooooo!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-------

It was predestined.
Posted by: Calvin at June 19, 2019 10:34 AM (U2TY5)

New all about it!

Posted by: The Gnostics at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (NgKpN)

269 Ya know who else has a long neck
and some proportionality issues ?

Ben Shapiro's sister Abby

http://tinyurl.com/yxvd9ypq

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (KvRqW)

270 Cool thing is that they were evidently carved from life. You are actually looking at the true faces of the Emperors.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at June 19, 2019 10:28 AM (OMAvJ)

Verism. Unlike the Greeks, who were obsessed with absolute idealism. The Romans valued realism in their portraits. Wrinkles and scars were the evidence of an respectable service to the Republic and were badges of honor. Augustus melded the Roman and Greek traditions to create an idealized naturalism. We start to see a hyperrealism again around the time of the Severans.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (OyyDO)

271 229 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight

http://tinyurl.com/yxj6j78e

Check out the date on that story. It's kinda old news.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (Kpl3J)

272
New research shows how machine vision systems of all kinds can be tricked into misidentifying 3D objects
Posted by: SMOD
------

Don't worry, we got this.

Posted by: Tesla Autodrive Semis at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (U2TY5)

273 Oh, dear-Are the Christian theological debates starting today? Noooooooooooo!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

----

Not from me Sister! It's a big tent.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (sBm2i)

274 It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

-
I interpret this as Donk fear that their slaves are leaving the plantation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

275 269 Ya know who else has a long neck
and some proportionality issues ?

Ben Shapiro's sister Abby

http://tinyurl.com/yxvd9ypq
Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (KvRqW)

What neck?

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ABjxW)

276 269 Ya know who else has a long neck
and some proportionality issues ?

Ben Shapiro's sister Abby

http://tinyurl.com/yxvd9ypq
Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (KvRqW)
===

She has huuuuge...tracts of land.

Posted by: Augustine at June 19, 2019 10:36 AM (BDZWU)

277 251 I hate the phrase "shovel-ready jobs" even more than I hate the phrase "kitchen-table" or "pocket-book" issues.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (NFEMn)


Yeah, I really want a job digging with a shovel all day. What is this, 1880?

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 10:36 AM (xjiRE)

278 Prosecutor says SEAL was 'Ready to Kill'

Uh...
Posted by: Don Q


Goudy : Now is it not true that you sprang up on old man Wharton and his two sons with a deadly, six shot revolver in your hand?

Rooster Cogburn : I always try to be ready.

Goudy : Was this revolver loaded and cocked?

Rooster Cogburn : Well, a gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin'.

Posted by: Bruce at June 19, 2019 10:36 AM (vd8XM)

279 264 228 Donkey Chompers' comments comparing the treatment of illegal immigrants and Nazi concentration camps were over the top nasty and stupid.


Screw you. They are just like a concentration camp! I mean other than the fact that they came here voluntarily, can leave so, get food, clothing, shelter, medical care, not forced to work until death, or killed in the "showers". Other than that they are totes the SAME!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 10:34 AM (H4VdJ)

Worst Concentration camps EVER, if they are climbing walls to GET IN!

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 10:36 AM (NgKpN)

280 It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

-
I interpret this as Donk fear that their slaves are leaving the plantation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
----------


Precisely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:36 AM (U2TY5)

281 "The issue is whether Brick is gay. Playwright Tennessee Williams, who
was three dollar bill, says no, he was just overly attached to his
friend while all the critics, actors, directors and such say, "Hell
yeah!"


Well, Williams couldn't just come out and say "Yeah, he's gay," could he? Not in the Fifties, and not when he was presumably trying to keep his own inclinations under wraps.

Posted by: Annalucia at June 19, 2019 10:37 AM (S6ArX)

282 That's not me in the background--that's me on her lap.

I was colostrum-deprived as a child.

Posted by: L'il George Snuffleupagus at June 19, 2019 10:37 AM (Ndje9)

283 The slavery reparations debate is a good thing.
Throw a big spotlight on that one.
Illuminate their craven lunacy for all to see.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 10:37 AM (w7KSn)

284 #189: It's a miracle!!!!
Thank you doctor.


[Not much of a hook, but I'm'a gonna hang a webwork on it anyway, this being another cartoony-art thread. ha ha?]

Speaking of miracle cures...
Maxie the Shrink
Instant cures a specialty!
click the nic

_

Ugh. Just tried to swat a fly on the keyboard. Fortunately, missed. Got him on the window, though. *tiny victory dance*

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 10:37 AM (/IMJl)

285 Another thing to dodge today.... theology ......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:37 AM (90T4r)

286 192 185 Over $1 billion worth of cocaine seized in historic drug bust in Philadelphia
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 10:21 AM (QkjLD)

Think of all that tax revenue that the states are missing out on!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (KUaJL)

I'm this --> <--- close to going full libertarian and saying "screw it, legalize everything and let evolution take its course." But I just can't go that extra distance no matter how hard I try.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 10:37 AM (RD7QR)

287 274 It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

-
I interpret this as Donk fear that their slaves are leaving the plantation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)


Transparent desperation. Working people like working and building a better life for themselves and their families, it seems. Who knew?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 10:38 AM (t6MX/)

288 I interpret this as Donk fear that their slaves are leaving the plantation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
------

It's a purposely divisive empty promise of free cake and ice cream. SOP for them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 10:38 AM (U2TY5)

289 Abby Shapiro is ferret- like.. looking... lie her tiny little brother...

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (90T4r)

290 Biden: Jewish Leaders Drove Gay Marriage Changes

Speaking at a Jewish American Heritage Month reception, U.S. vice president says Jewish values are an essential part of who Americans are.

http://tinyurl.com/y364pmev

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (KvRqW)

291 Also also partial extra vertebrae is not a great way to have a straight spine,


*******


There's a code for that, too.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q76.3
Hemivertebra fusion or failure of segmentation with scoliosis



Which raises the whole spectrum of VACTERL syndrome (vertebral, anal, cardiac, tracheo-esophageal, renal, limb) anomalies.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (mvenn)

292 ...Over $1 billion worth of cocaine seized in historic drug bust in Philadelphia...
...netted approximately 16.5 tons...

If that were laid out in one line, how far would it stretch?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (/IMJl)

293 AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight

Posted by: McCool at June 19, 2019 10:28 AM (KvRqW)

Heh...that's sort of the point!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (wYseH)

294 I just realized I called baby Jesus ugly.

-
That's an eternal damnation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)

295 I'm this -->
Posted by: joncelli


You are not really free if you can't control what does or doesn't go into your body.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (sRczR)

296 255 Question..... did everyone dress in silk in the 14th- 17th centuries??? I mean, the Silk Worm Guild must have been Thing.....
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 10:32 AM (90T4r)

Well they didn't call it the Great Corduroy Road...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2019 10:40 AM (AURKQ)

297 I'm this -->

I think Libertarian is legalize everything *I* want to do.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:40 AM (98WNR)

298 how'd I miss that?

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:40 AM (98WNR)

299 @254 Tom Servo- more worried about the father.

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 10:40 AM (xPTqL)

300 This morning on Maria Bartiromo, she was interviewing some Wall Street Journal writer about Trump's rally last night. She showed him a few clips from it.

His response? "Trump's a very unpopular president, he really needs to be in the upper 40's in popularity to get reelected. His unpopularity is due to some of the things he says and his behavior at times, particularly with women. ( meaning he's unpopular with women) .

Maria just stared at him, didn't respond and thankfully, there was a break, so she thanked him for being on her show which she is conducting in Cannes France right now.

This brilliant perspective was being barfed up while looking at a sell out crowd of 20,000 in Orlando Florida, with an overflow crowd in the parking lots and requests for 100,000 tickets. $24.8 million in donations in 24 hours, which broke records.

Why does anyone believe ANYTHING being editorialized in these dinosaur media outlets?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (E3QyW)

301 168 It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

Posted by: Slapweasel

If I were in charge of writing the Republican counter-argument:

"Neither the perpetrators nor the victims are still alive. Anything done to try to set things straight this far down the line would be punishing the innocent, to reward people who are not victims, in the name of the dead. A thing more monstrous and absurd is difficult to conceptualize. One of the fundamental tenets of our system of laws is that the sins of the father fall not on the son. The idea that guilt collectivizes to encompass whole races and nations is not only anathema to everything we stand for, but against the Geneva Conventions."

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (J+mig)

302 Another thing to dodge today.... theology ......
Posted by: kraken
----------

Hold it. Oh, wait...you said 'dodge'.

Posted by: The Doge of Venice at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (fZcn6)

303
274 It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

-
I interpret this as Donk fear that their slaves are leaving the plantation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)


Hard at work on the things that really need doing, they are.

Time to adopt Texas' practice of having the legislature meet for a fixed and immutable number of months during each two year period. And make legislators' pay commensurate to that time.

Too much time, with compensation, and too few smarts in Congress will be our downfall.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

304 Maxie the Shrink

*****

Okay, I laughed!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (mvenn)

305 {{{ creeper }}}

Wish we could take more water from you. But we are getting a second Federal Disaster Declaration in 8 months from all our water.

Our reservoir came within 1.8 inches of overtopping our spillway. I could send you pictures of our access road, underwater. If I had your email, which I do not.

Fortunately, our little enclave have a back way to get to the homes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (u82oZ)

306 do these concentration camps come with huge ovens too? if not, shut the fuck up. best example ever for burning down every college in this country.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (KP5rU)

307 224 Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
**wiggles foot**
What should I do?
Posted by: Diogenes

----------

You either have a mild contusion of the fifth metatarsal or stage four liver cancer.

Posted by: WebMD at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (gC2IV)

308 Augustus melded the Roman and Greek traditions to create an idealized naturalism. We start to see a hyperrealism again around the time of the Severans."

I know I've noticed that all of the existing sculptures of Constantine the Great show a rather harsh looking man with heavy features and sunken, deep set eyes. I would have thought it was a caricature but then I remember a 6th grade math teacher I had who looked exactly like that. I was always kind of scared of him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (Kpl3J)

309 294 I just realized I called baby Jesus ugly.

-
That's an eternal damnation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)


You HAVE to see the ba-by. Isn't he breathtaking?

Posted by: god at June 19, 2019 10:42 AM (t6MX/)

310 Over $1 billion worth of cocaine seized in historic drug bust in Philadelphia...
...netted approximately 16.5 tons...

If that were laid out in one line, how far would it stretch?
Posted by: mindful webworker


Just past Richard Pryor's nose.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 10:42 AM (sRczR)

311 Re: grandfather

So three (with brass knuckles) against one is fair?

Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at June 19, 2019 10:42 AM (MwFQu)

312 Neck hell, look at them fingers.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 19, 2019 10:42 AM (X4kyr)

313 Slap is here? Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 10:42 AM (KP5rU)

314 Neither the perpetrators nor the victims are still alive.

They would counter that one easily: "oh, but they are!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:43 AM (98WNR)

315 Of course I'm free. We are all.

Posted by: Will at June 19, 2019 10:43 AM (Dh1wo)

316 I just realized I called baby Jesus ugly.

-
That's an eternal damnation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)

No, you called the *depiction* of baby Jesus ugly.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 10:43 AM (KUaJL)

317 294 I just realized I called baby Jesus ugly.

-
That's an eternal damnation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)

Nah, now if he had called the Holy Spirit ugly that'd be another story.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 10:43 AM (EV0u2)

318 291 Also also partial extra vertebrae is not a great way to have a straight spine,


*******


There's a code for that, too.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q76.3
Hemivertebra fusion or failure of segmentation with scoliosis



Which raises the whole spectrum of VACTERL syndrome (vertebral, anal, cardiac, tracheo-esophageal, renal, limb) anomalies.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 10:39 AM (mvenn)

...

While we're on the topic: same extended family group also has a gene where some of them are missing the lateral incisor (the teeth right next to your front teeth) such that their cuspids are right next to their front teeth. Kinda wolfman looking.

Somebody figured out that the family has both these defects and did a bunch of studies to try to isolate the genes. Something about both defects being present and not all the family having both or either made this a good test case.

Never heard what they found out.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:43 AM (yL25O)

319 t seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

-
I interpret this as Donk fear that their slaves are leaving the plantation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

Absurd. The vast majority of blacks consider it a joke as well as virtually all whites and I can imagine the Latino population thinks it's swell too....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 10:44 AM (NFEMn)

320
Biden: Jewish Leaders Drove Gay Marriage Changes


Pander Bear Biden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 10:44 AM (pNxlR)

321 That's going to leave a big mark,

https://tinyurl.com/y6ddq8ep

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 10:44 AM (PxX58)

322 No, you called the *depiction* of baby Jesus ugly.


Posted by: joe
----

I'll allow it.

*puts lightening bolt back into the holster*

Posted by: G*d at June 19, 2019 10:44 AM (sBm2i)

323 McCool #229:
Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight
http://tinyurl.com/yxj6j78e


Isn't that kind-of, like, the idea of strong self-defense?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 10:45 AM (/IMJl)

324 @309 god-hey sorry about calling your kid ugly bro.

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 10:46 AM (xPTqL)

325 It seems that The House is holding "Slavery Reparations" hearings.

Getting more risible by the minute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:46 AM (ivkO2)

326 Never heard what they found out.
They tied narcolepsy to lycanthropy!
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1141044360085028865

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:46 AM (Dh1wo)

327 323: grandfather of oklahoma teen certifies diagnosis of strong mental retardation. shut the fuck up, old timing man.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 10:46 AM (KP5rU)

328 That's going to leave a big mark,

https://tinyurl.com/y6ddq8ep
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 10:44 AM (PxX5

But too late to help Manafort. If he not already in psychosis, he will be from being in solitary confinement.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 10:47 AM (E3QyW)

329 Never heard what they found out.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 10:43 AM (yL25O)

Might need an arborist for the family tree.

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 10:47 AM (ykq7q)

330 324 @309 god-hey sorry about calling your kid ugly bro.
Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 10:46 AM (xPTqL)

..

Got you covered.

Posted by: Isaiah 53:2 at June 19, 2019 10:47 AM (yL25O)

331 That's one big ass baby.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 10:48 AM (1ISKN)

332 Muldoon: But I still don't know how to pronounce it!


Makes it hard to find a rhyme, doesn't it!

Rhymes with Jefe. Or Smith. One of those.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 10:48 AM (/IMJl)

333 That's no baby it's a MAN.....Bloomberg.

Posted by: saf at June 19, 2019 10:48 AM (5IHGB)

334 314 Neither the perpetrators nor the victims are still alive.

They would counter that one easily: "oh, but they are!"
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:43 AM (98WNR

Right on!

Posted by: NBA Players Association at June 19, 2019 10:49 AM (Izzlo)

335 -Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (J+mig)

Nicely Played, Good Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 10:49 AM (Ckg4U)

336 269 Ya know who else has a long neck
and some proportionality issues ?

Ben Shapiro's sister Abby
http://tinyurl.com/yxvd9ypq

I can't see a single issue.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 10:49 AM (o2vOl)

337 How it all goes down:
Barr requires U.S. Attorneys to actually enforce the 18 U.S. Code 1324 (A) (iii), and the mayors and city councils of all of the sanctuary cities are indicted and prosecuted. The U.S. Attorneys get a change of venue into deep red states due to biased local jury pools. Sanctuary city government members sentenced to thousands of years each - with double time for health hazards.

Dems try to impeach Trump and Barr.
Trump - under 10 U.S. Code 333 has the Army arrest the Governments of the Blue states. Pointing out that their denial of 2nd amendment rights causes the Blue states to lose their representation in congress and their electoral college votes, the move to impeach fails for lack of votes.
The Blue states go into open rebellion and rioting and Trump responds by fire bombing the rebelling cities.
The Constitution and the rule of law are thus restored, and the United States lives happily ever after.

Posted by: An Observation at June 19, 2019 10:49 AM (kWcaM)

338 323 McCool #229:
Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight
http://tinyurl.com/yxj6j78e

Isn't that kind-of, like, the idea of strong self-defense?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 10:45 AM (/IMJl)

They apparently think that if you break into someone's home, you are owed a fair fight. Where does this idiotic notion come from?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 10:49 AM (J+mig)

339 That's one big ass baby.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 10:48 AM (1ISKN)

--------

That's Voldemort

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 19, 2019 10:49 AM (flINI)

340 Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (J+mig)

Send it to whatever ranking Republicans are on this committee-if there are any.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 10:50 AM (ivkO2)

341 Freaking Chavez!!!

Got eight hours of sleep last night. I'm ready to Take on the Neighbor's Dog!

...he's a chihuahua.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 10:50 AM (Ckg4U)

342 They apparently think that if you break into someone's home, you are owed a fair fight. Where does this idiotic notion come from?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 10:49 AM (J+mig)

From the same people who think you have to retreat in your own home before defending yourself.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 10:50 AM (E3QyW)

343 The Constitution and the rule of law are thus restored, and the United States lives happily ever after.


Posted by: An Observation

----


Newsletter details please. Thank you.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 10:50 AM (sBm2i)

344 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight

Three young burglars with a getaway driver were looking for a fair fight? I don't believe they were.

I'm loving Oklahoma. The getaway driver who planned the operation was charged with the three counts of first-degree murder.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:50 AM (QrTqV)

345 Why would Mary have a pillar that isn't holding up anything?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 10:51 AM (1ISKN)

346 How it all goes down:
Barr requires U.S. Attorneys to actually enforce the 18 U.S. Code 1324 (A) (iii), and the mayors and city councils of all of the sanctuary cities are indicted and prosecuted. The U.S. Attorneys get a change of venue into deep red states due to biased local jury pools. Sanctuary city government members sentenced to thousands of years each - with double time for health hazards.

Dems try to impeach Trump and Barr.
Trump - under 10 U.S. Code 333 has the Army arrest the Governments of the Blue states. Pointing out that their denial of 2nd amendment rights causes the Blue states to lose their representation in congress and their electoral college votes, the move to impeach fails for lack of votes.
The Blue states go into open rebellion and rioting and Trump responds by fire bombing the rebelling cities.
The Constitution and the rule of law are thus restored, and the United States lives happily ever after.
Posted by: An Observation at June 19, 2019 10:49 AM (kWcaM)

You left out the last act--

Hillary appointed President!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 10:51 AM (NFEMn)

347
I know I've noticed that all of the existing
sculptures of Constantine the Great show a rather harsh looking man with
heavy features and sunken, deep set eyes. I would have thought it was a
caricature but then I remember a 6th grade math teacher I had who
looked exactly like that. I was always kind of scared of him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Odd it is, how much many of those old Romans resemble people today. Lucius Cornelius Sulla = LBJ, even to the ears. Julius Caesar = Patrick Stewart. Julian the Apostate = Richard Dreyfuss. It's astonishing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 10:51 AM (ClOmq)

348 341; Slap! Ha!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 10:51 AM (KP5rU)

349 Well, Williams couldn't just come out and say "Yeah, he's gay," could he? Not in the Fifties, and not when he was presumably trying to keep his own inclinations under wraps.

Posted by: Annalucia at June 19, 2019 10:37 AM (S6ArX)

Tennessee Williams wasn't very shy about keeping it under wraps. A lesser known play and movie of his which I think is one of this best is "Suddenly Last Summer" (1959), also starring Elizabeth Taylor, and that one is all about Homosexuality - and not in a very flattering way. It's a genuinely creepy movie, with some very harsh, but honest, observations built into it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:51 AM (Kpl3J)

350 >>They apparently think that if you break into someone's home, you are owed a fair fight. Where does this idiotic notion come from?


"The people obsessed with [imaginary] privilege. They won;t like where this leads."

-- Harrison Bergeron

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 10:52 AM (bDqIh)

351 You want fair? Obey the law.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 10:53 AM (QrTqV)

352 Biden: Jewish Leaders Drove Gay Marriage Changes
-----------------------------------------------------------------

This can also be read as assigning blame to them.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 10:53 AM (NFEMn)

353 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight
He is correct:
Rules for Gunfighting
https://tinyurl.com/yxm2xwgy
11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 10:54 AM (88+cf)

354 Pasty Joe may have shot himself in the foot.

Tonight at a fundraiser in NYC, Biden recalled serving with a major segregationist Mississippi senator: "I was in a caucus with James O. Eastland ... he never called me boy, he always called me son." He imitated the drawl. "At least there was some civility. We got things done"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)

355 350: what does tom bergeron think? that's the only one that matters. dance, mailman!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 10:54 AM (KP5rU)

356 308 Augustus melded the Roman and Greek traditions to create an idealized naturalism. We start to see a hyperrealism again around the time of the Severans."

I know I've noticed that all of the existing sculptures of Constantine the Great show a rather harsh looking man with heavy features and sunken, deep set eyes. I would have thought it was a caricature but then I remember a 6th grade math teacher I had who looked exactly like that. I was always kind of scared of him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM (Kpl3J)

By the time of the Tetrarchs the Roman artistic style had almost completely eliminated any naturalism in favor of a stylized, generalized image intended to convey a specific message rather than actual likeness. Physical features became more general and linear. This look became the style of Byzantium and the Middle Ages. Naturalism would not be seen in the West again until the Renaissance.

The most famous image of Constantine, the colossus from the Basilica of Maxentius is about the absolute imperial power of Constantine the Great, not about Constantine the Man.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 10:54 AM (OyyDO)

357 Tennessee Williams wasn't very shy about keeping it
under wraps. A lesser known play and movie of his which I think is one
of this best is "Suddenly Last Summer" (1959), also starring Elizabeth
Taylor, and that one is all about Homosexuality - and not in a very
flattering way. It's a genuinely creepy movie, with some very harsh,
but honest, observations built into it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
I've only seen SLS once, long ago. Aren't there some hints about cannibalism in it too?

Whenever I'm in the grocery and see "Suddenly Salad!", I think "Suddenly Last Salad."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 10:55 AM (ClOmq)

358 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight
He is correct:
Rules for Gunfighting
https://tinyurl.com/yxm2xwgy
11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 10:54 AM (88+cf)

This sir, is truth!

Posted by: Zombie Al Hamilton at June 19, 2019 10:55 AM (NFEMn)

359 What will be reparations amount per Union Army casualty? Asking for about a dozen of my ancestors... and they know all about compound interest.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune

I would be interested as well. I lost an ancestor at Gettsyburg fighting against the South.

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 10:56 AM (oiNtH)

360 You either have a mild contusion of the fifth metatarsal or stage four liver cancer.

Posted by: WebMD at June 19, 2019 10:41 AM

*****

***Looks at liquor cabinet***
Stage 4? I'd better get started then, not leaving any of this behind!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 10:56 AM (axyOa)

361 >> 345 Why would Mary have a pillar that isn't holding up anything?

I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more marble.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 10:56 AM (o2vOl)

362 Why would Mary have a pillar that isn't holding up anything?

"The design of the painting is based on text taken from medieval hymns to the Virgin (herself traditionally understood as an allegorical representation of the Church), which likens her neck to a great ivory column, supporting the Church of God. Thus the exaggerated length of Virgin's neck is -- like the marble pillar or column in the background -- a sign of the painting's religious meaning."

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:57 AM (Dh1wo)

363 OT: But why the hell is Facebook being allowed to create their own currency?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 10:57 AM (1ISKN)

364 Whenever I'm in the grocery and see "Suddenly Salad!", I think "Suddenly Last Salad."


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 10:55 AM

*****

Ahem!!!

Posted by: The Motels at June 19, 2019 10:58 AM (axyOa)

365 Today's painting is one of those weirdly sexual Virgin and child pictures.

The Quality is there, the fabric almost glows. But it's almost Greek in the deviant sensuality on display here.

Or maybe it's just me, but I don't think so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK8)

366 BTW, the artist died young of a fever.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:58 AM (Dh1wo)

367 "what does tom bergeron think? that's the only one that matters. dance, mailman!"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 10:54 AM (KP5rU)

America's Funniest Home Break-Ins.

...featuring Justice.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 10:59 AM (Ckg4U)

368 Jen the original #300:
...Maria Bartiromo... interviewing some Wall Street Journal writer about Trump's rally last night... showed him a few clips from it.
His response? "Trump's a very unpopular president...."


Isn't there an entry in the Psychological Desk Reference (whatever) for "Baghdad Bob Syndrome"?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 10:59 AM (/IMJl)

369 Was it a fever for more cowbell?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 10:59 AM (1ISKN)

370 The most famous image of Constantine, the colossus from the Basilica of
Maxentius is about the absolute imperial power of Constantine the Great,
not about Constantine the Man. -Kris
=====

Put a picture of Mark Zuckerberg next to that Constantine. I wonder if Zucker deliberately emphasizes the resemblance.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 19, 2019 10:59 AM (MIKMs)

371 BTW, the artist died young of a fever.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 10:58 AM (Dh1wo)

needed more cowbell

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 10:59 AM (ykq7q)

372 OT: But why the hell is Facebook being allowed to create their own currency?

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How else will they be able to afford their own nuclear weapons?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)

373 Good morning all! Heard Trump raised nearly 25 million yesterday. 2020, baby!

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 11:00 AM (a0IVu)

374 363 OT: But why the hell is Facebook being allowed to create their own currency?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 10:57 AM (1ISKN)

They're going to bribe the regulators with it? Zuckerburg gave the right people version 0.7 of the FaceBook sexbot? Because they're huge and they can? Seems to me any one of these explanations is valid. Except maybe the sexbot, nobody's horny enough to screw a beta model.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

375 >> 362 Why would Mary have a pillar that isn't holding up anything?
>> "The design of the painting is...

Occam's razor states that one should not make more assumptions than the minimum needed.

The previous explanation stands.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 11:01 AM (o2vOl)

376 the wall street journal is the only cure for painful, rectal, itch. this is a known, known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 11:01 AM (KP5rU)

377 359 What will be reparations amount per Union Army casualty? Asking for about a dozen of my ancestors... and they know all about compound interest.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune

I would be interested as well. I lost an ancestor at Gettsyburg fighting against the South.
Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 10:56 AM (oiNtH)

One of mine was assassinated for starting a Union militia in Tennessee.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 11:01 AM (J+mig)

378 Random thought: the Democrats would say fewer bizarrely stupid things if the media covered them even remotely honestly.

As it is they can say anything knowing the media a) has their backs and b) is even stupider than they are.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 11:02 AM (JgA4k)

379 Today's painting is one of those weirdly sexual Virgin and child pictures.

The Quality is there, the fabric almost glows. But it's almost Greek in the deviant sensuality on display here.

Or maybe it's just me, but I don't think so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 10:58 AM


****

I didn't notice any sexuality until the link for Ben Shapiro's sister showed up.

Posted by: The Motels at June 19, 2019 11:02 AM (axyOa)

380 Grandfather of Oklahoma teen killed by homeowner in burglary says AR-15 made for 'unfair' fight
He is correct:
Rules for Gunfighting
https://tinyurl.com/yxm2xwgy
11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 10:54 AM (88+cf)

This sir, is truth!
Posted by: Zombie Al Hamilton


If you find yourself in a fair fight, you done fucked up.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 11:02 AM (sRczR)

381 Facebook being allowed to create their own currency? "

Sh*tcoin?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:02 AM (6qErC)

382 the wall street journal is the only cure for painful, rectal, itch. this is a known, known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 11:01 AM (KP5rU)

the print version is very effective.

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 11:02 AM (ykq7q)

383 I'm loving Oklahoma. The getaway driver who planned the operation was charged with the three counts of first-degree murder.
_______________

Felony murder rule (anybody who participates in a felony where somebody gets killed, everybody gets charged with 1st degree murder, regardless of who did the actual deed).

Not just in Oklahoma.

Posted by: Observer at June 19, 2019 11:03 AM (k4dH2)

384 Is that little fella on the bottom right the diet Dr Pepper Guy?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 11:03 AM (KtcMg)

385 No! No! No me gustaaaaa!!!

Posted by: Millions of Invaders and their GOP and Dem Patrons, in unison at June 19, 2019 11:04 AM (F5SpL)

386 One of mine was assassinated for starting a Union militia in Tennessee.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 11:01 AM


****

Was he from a cool sounding town? Everyone here agrees we need something better than The 42nd Avenue Militia."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:04 AM (axyOa)

387 >> 372 How else will they be able to afford their own nuclear weapons?

And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But they're legit. I'm sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at June 19, 2019 11:04 AM (o2vOl)

388 Good News: I found the keys that Dad lost and I don't have to make an Emergency-Run to John Deere.

Bad news: I was the one who "lost" them and I still can't remember where or when I took them. They came out in the dryer.

Weird News: They told me I would be confused, at times with the liver disease, but sometimes I "Get It", what Dad is going through.

Best News: I feel good today and I got plenty of sleep. ...sweet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 11:05 AM (Ckg4U)

389 Ana Navarro-Cárdenas
@ananavarro
After watching tonight's cultish display of hate, division, lies, demagoguery, narcissism, and insufferable repetition of the same old, tired lines he's been spouting for years, I would literally vote for #AStumpOverTrump

-
Well, you've got 23 to choose from.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

390 Isn't there an entry in the Psychological Desk Reference (whatever) for "Baghdad Bob Syndrome"?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 10:59 AM (/IMJl)

I just about dropped my toast when I was watching it. I don't know how you could manage to be in a position high enough in the WSJ organizatin to warrant going to Cannes, and getting an interview on FBN, only to say something so incredibly dumb while the video is playing of this huge crowd. One that had a lot of women in it.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 11:05 AM (E3QyW)

391 Madonna with the long neck and monstrous baby Jesus!

Birthin' that baby had to hurt!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2019 11:06 AM (so+oy)

392 Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola (Parmigianino)

I guess that explains why the picture looks so cheesy.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:06 AM (x7118)

393 I'm loving Oklahoma. The getaway driver who planned the operation was charged with the three counts of first-degree murder.------

I'm still hating on Oklahoma for putting the pharmacist in prison for life on first degree murder of someone trying to arm rob his store.


Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 11:06 AM (KtcMg)

394 The slavery reparations debate is a good thing.
Throw a big spotlight on that one.
Illuminate their craven lunacy for all to see.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 19, 2019 10:37 AM (w7KSn)
-------------
You would think, but like AOC's camp follies there are a lot of dimwits clapping along to this ridiculousness.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 11:06 AM (Xvo1a)

395 Glad to hear Slap!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:06 AM (axyOa)

396 390 Isn't there an entry in the Psychological Desk Reference (whatever) for "Baghdad Bob Syndrome"?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 10:59 AM (/IMJl)

I just about dropped my toast when I was watching it. I don't know how you could manage to be in a position high enough in the WSJ organizatin to warrant going to Cannes, and getting an interview on FBN, only to say something so incredibly dumb while the video is playing of this huge crowd. One that had a lot of women in it.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 11:05 AM (E3QyW)

Saying stupid stuff like this is HOW he got high enough in the WSJ to go there and do that.

Party line first, Party line always.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:06 AM (bcbK8)

397 Thank you, Diogenes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 11:07 AM (Ckg4U)

398 Trump rally photo...
https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/
1141138261785665536

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 11:07 AM (Dh1wo)

399 Ana Navarro-Crdenas
@ananavarro
After watching tonight's cultish display of hate, division, lies, demagoguery, narcissism, and insufferable repetition of the same old, tired lines he's been spouting for years, I would literally vote for #AStumpOverTrump

-
Well, you've got 23 to choose from.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 11:05 AM


***

I'm guessing she misses the Greek columns and The O.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:07 AM (axyOa)

400 379 Today's painting is one of those weirdly sexual Virgin and child pictures.

The Quality is there, the fabric almost glows. But it's almost Greek in the deviant sensuality on display here.

Or maybe it's just me, but I don't think so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 10:58 AM


****

I didn't notice any sexuality until the link for Ben Shapiro's sister showed up.
Posted by: The Motels at June 19, 2019 11:02 AM (axyOa)

They kiss altogether wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)

401 >> 388 I feel good today

Good to hear. Sorry to hear about your liver.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 11:08 AM (o2vOl)

402 Lara Trump in a couple of months!

Posted by: m at June 19, 2019 11:08 AM (5AuVV)

403 OT: earthlike planets found in habitable zone of Teegarden's Star, 12.5 light years away

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 11:09 AM (2Zt5U)

404 403; on my bucket list.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 11:10 AM (KP5rU)

405 403
OT: earthlike planets found in habitable zone of Teegarden's Star, 12.5 light years away

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

That's close enough! Let's go!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:10 AM (ClOmq)

406 OK, I'm stupid late to the thread but I've done the requisite ctrl+F "Kris".

Why is the midget bottom right partly translucent?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:10 AM (fuK7c)

407 Unless CO2 killed everything there, BTH.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 11:10 AM (Dh1wo)

408 ...and now begins the Endless "Recalls" in California for anyone in Government who has any sort of Wrongthink.

They will eat their own and they don't even see it.

It is no longer "infighting", it is 1984. ...pure Orwell.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 11:10 AM (Ckg4U)

409 That's one lumpy baby.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 19, 2019 11:10 AM (JoUsr)

410 Was he from a cool sounding town? Everyone here agrees we need something better than The 42nd Avenue Militia."
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:04 AM (axyOa)

Cades Cove. It no longer exists as a town, since they made it a park. Try driving the loop road sometime, it's a beautiful place. If we hadn't been forced out by the government, the land would be worth millions today. It might have become a tourist spot to rival Gatlinburg.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 11:11 AM (J+mig)

411 I understand why Ana Navarro would prefer a stump over Trump, she's dumb as one.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 11:11 AM (JgA4k)

412 403
OT: earthlike planets found in habitable zone of Teegarden's Star, 12.5 light years away

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019

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Before we dash off, though . . . who was Teegarden, and whatever happened to him?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:11 AM (ClOmq)

413 403 OT: earthlike planets found in habitable zone of Teegarden's Star, 12.5 light years away
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 11:09 AM (2Zt5U)

Hey, that's like... almost reachable with current technology. Not in our lifetime, or without some breakthroughs in cryogenic technology, but we could potentially send a probe or something and get it there in a few hundred years.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 11:11 AM (KUaJL)

414 Mrs Ana Navarro-Crdenas
How many times do you have to tell us you hate Trump? You've already done it a jillion times. Nobody cares what you think. You're boring.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 11:11 AM (KtcMg)

415 Freakin' Chavez... *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 11:11 AM (Ckg4U)

416 408: Slap, it's Cali, who gives a flying fuck? Moar, better, faster!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 11:12 AM (KP5rU)

417 >> 406 Why is the midget bottom right partly translucent?

Too much fasting.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 11:12 AM (o2vOl)

418 earthlike planets found in habitable zone of Teegarden's Star, 12.5 light years away

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019

Hope it is not filled with hyper-acidic foliage and fruits.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 19, 2019 11:12 AM (FTlwv)

419 I've only seen SLS once, long ago. Aren't there some hints about cannibalism in it too?

Whenever I'm in the grocery and see "Suddenly Salad!", I think "Suddenly Last Salad."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 10:55 AM (ClOmq)

Oh yeah, cannibalism is strongly suggested on the part of the feral children that have staged the attack that Taylor's character is repressing. But the even darker revealed secret is that the attack happened because the oh-so-perfect friend that they keep talking about, who died, turns out to have spent his lifetime traveling around desperately poor areas and homosexually abusing children, so in fact he deserved what he got. And the rich lady (Katherine Hepburn) who presents as Moral and Righteous and Proper turns out at the end to have always known about it and to have helped him cover up what he was doing for most of her life.

This movie gets into very, very dark territory, which is why I suspect it is so seldom shown.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:12 AM (Kpl3J)

420 414
Mrs Ana Navarro-Crdenas

How many times do you have to tell us you hate Trump? You've already
done it a jillion times. Nobody cares what you think. You're
boring.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019

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Isn't she the "news" person whom Ace has suggested should just sit down, shut up, and eat a bag of Oreos?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:13 AM (ClOmq)

421 406 OK, I'm stupid late to the thread but I've done the requisite ctrl+F "Kris".

Why is the midget bottom right partly translucent?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 11:10 AM (fuK7c)

Somebody up-thread found out that the work is unfinished, which I didn't know. I'd go with that.

Posted by: Kris at June 19, 2019 11:13 AM (OyyDO)

422
Saying stupid stuff like this is HOW he got high enough in the WSJ to go there and do that.

Party line first, Party line always.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:06 AM (bcbK

Apparently. I don't have a lot of time in the AM to watch news, and I typically watch FBN , because Fox and Friend's is typically an Ellen DeGeneres show with the occasional interesting guest. I'm not going to waste time listening to Ainsley baby talk with syrup to a guest, Kilmeade's crabbiness , and Doocy trying move the show along.
So when Maria has a guest on spouting such dumb stuff, I feel like I wasted my time anyway. Go to OANN and invatiably, they are doing international news.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 11:13 AM (E3QyW)

423 I'm guessing she misses the Greek columns and The O.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2019 11:07 AM (axyOa)


Every time I see one of Navarro's tweets, it sounds more bitter, angry, and ragey than the last one. I could practically feel the foam-flecked spittle spraying from that last one.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 11:13 AM (x7118)

424 Before we dash off, though . . . who was Teegarden, and whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:11 AM (ClOmq)

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Awesome band.

Lead singer passed recently.

I wouldnt go to those planets tho because......


..... Black Hole Sun.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2019 11:13 AM (8XRCm)

425 Giraffe neck and gargantuan baby. Jesus was a giant, evidently

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 11:13 AM (39g3+)

426 Before we dash off, though . . . who was Teegarden, and whatever happened to him?

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He makes decorative wooden bowls.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 19, 2019 11:14 AM (IfoVx)

427 T: earthlike planets found in habitable zone of Teegarden's Star, 12.5 light years away
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 11:09 AM (2Zt5U

That's only 75 trillion miles away. I better get the spacecfolding machine gassed up.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 11:14 AM (KtcMg)

428 418 earthlike planets found in habitable zone of Teegarden's Star, 12.5 light years away

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019
Hope it is not filled with hyper-acidic foliage and fruits.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 19, 2019 11:12 AM (FTlwv)

I'll get excited when they find planets around Beergarden's Star.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

429
the drug bust netted approximately 16.5 tons

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 10:23 AM (QkjLD)







Merle's original lyrics didn't exactly flow, so I rounded it down to 16 tons....

Posted by: Zombie Tennessee Ernie Ford at June 19, 2019 11:14 AM (veoSD)

430 108 Trump was shredding it last night.
Only thing he missed was all the filthy lucre the clinton's got from Russia.
He needs to hammer them every. fucking. day. like that.


Posted by: Roland THTG

Saving it for Biden's China and Ukrainian dealings.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 11:14 AM (/Fmtj)

431
Oh yeah, cannibalism is strongly suggested on
the part of the feral children that have staged the attack that Taylor's
character is repressing. . . .

This movie gets into very, very dark territory, which is why I suspect it is so seldom shown.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019

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Must not have been very popular in 1959, either. Except for Elizabeth T. in a swimsuit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (ClOmq)

432 *Studying embiggened pic*

Right at the bottom, in the middle, I guess it's supposed to be a tassel on the pillow, but it looks like a little chipmunk staring at you. Doesn't it?

* goes to refill cffvveeo cup *

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (/IMJl)

433 We Need Saws.

I'm starting a Go Fund Me to cut California from the coast and tow it to Japan.

Japan will immediately attack it, and that works for everyone.

Our new Naval Base in Nevada will have Better Hookers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (Ckg4U)

434 @342
And the insane NY State "SAFE Act" shoved through by Capo Cuomo in the wake of Sandy Hook forbids a homeowner from keeping a gun loaded with more than 7 rounds in the home.

Because of the You don't "need 10 bullets to shoot a deeyah" exception to the 2nd Amendment. I tell my wife that in the event of a technical (ahem) violation of the Act just try to remember to jack out a couple rounds before calling 911.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (koNhm)

435 Big monkey is up.

Posted by: WebMD at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (gC2IV)

436 You might think
No, I can't.
But, yes you can
Enjoy the rant

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=381861

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for therapeutic comic at June 19, 2019 11:15 AM (/IMJl)

437 419 I've only seen SLS once, long ago. Aren't there some hints about cannibalism in it too?

Whenever I'm in the grocery and see "Suddenly Salad!", I think "Suddenly Last Salad."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 10:55 AM (ClOmq)

Oh yeah, cannibalism is strongly suggested on the part of the feral children that have staged the attack that Taylor's character is repressing. But the even darker revealed secret is that the attack happened because the oh-so-perfect friend that they keep talking about, who died, turns out to have spent his lifetime traveling around desperately poor areas and homosexually abusing children, so in fact he deserved what he got. And the rich lady (Katherine Hepburn) who presents as Moral and Righteous and Proper turns out at the end to have always known about it and to have helped him cover up what he was doing for most of her life.

This movie gets into very, very dark territory, which is why I suspect it is so seldom shown.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 11:12 AM (Kpl3J)

Tennessee Williams was one fucked up pervert. His plays are full of melodrama, which I suppose actors like, but they are all pretty twisted.

'Baby Doll' comes to mind.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

438 Hope it is not filled with hyper-acidic foliage and fruits.

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Exploding rocks, small primitive culture that feeds an alien AI

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (IfoVx)

439 Noodus simianus.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (ClOmq)

440 For a long time, the hep insider call on the WSJ was that while the news coverage crew was leftie, the editorial staff was reliable. This wasn't actually true in the first place, because RINO -- "Pro-business" to stock players doesn't mean the same as it does to, say, tavern owners. In the long run, it turned out to be like saying the Boy Scouts would allow gay Eagle Scouts but not gay adult leaders. Where do you think the editorial staff comes from?

Most likely it was some rabid nevertrumperism just for the last four years or so (!) that brought it out, and like the Times they swear they're over it now, but WSJ is now just as agenda-driven as USA Today or the rest of the fun show, same agenda too.


It's nice to have under your arm in the doctor's waiting room, and that's about it. I really don't care for their fashion magazine at all.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (8ZmvG)

441 I hope this Planet X is disposed toward canal construction... Earth has hundreds of millions of zeks who need work.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 11:16 AM (5aX2M)

442 Noodley....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 11:17 AM (6qErC)

443 433; This Slap guy would make a great Secretary of State. I like it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 11:17 AM (KP5rU)

444 That sidebar post about having to use a canvas tote bag 20k times to break even (environmentally) with plastic bags is funny. But it just means you have to use that NPR canvas tote on average once a day everyday for about 55 years. No problem.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 19, 2019 11:17 AM (hdzef)

445 My favorite Tennessee Williams adapted movie is This Property is Condemned. Natalie Woods at her sexiest.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 11:18 AM (KtcMg)

446 >> 433 We Need Saws

We just need four more years of Trump.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 19, 2019 11:21 AM (o2vOl)

447 412
Before we dash off, though . . . who was Teegarden, and whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:11 AM (ClOmq)


Jazz musician. I didn't know he discovered a star. But it's pretty close, so I guess he didn't need a big telescope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Teagarden

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 11:27 AM (xjiRE)

448 Isn't she the "news" person whom Ace has suggested should just sit down, shut up, and eat a bag of Oreos?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 11:13 AM (ClOmq)
she's got the oreos thing down....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 19, 2019 11:35 AM (0O7c5)

449 Holy Mother of Pokies!

Posted by: Bilwick at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (kx9QW)

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