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Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Black Brunswicker
John Everett Millais
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 09:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 09:31 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 09:31 AM (HaL55)
The face on the soldier looks familiar. Is this a scene from Shaw's Arms and the Man?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:31 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 09:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 09:31 AM (EV0u2)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: BignJames at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (EV0u2)
Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Zombie Zappa at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (kBw4X)
Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2019 09:33 AM (sBm2i)
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 09:34 AM (Y9Ocz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (ClOmq)
I'd say Brunswick in Germany. Looks like a Hussar officer. I'll stab a guess and say the time of the Franco-Prussian War.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 18, 2019 09:34 AM (hLRSq)
One, because we are an efficient people, and we have no humor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 09:34 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 09:34 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 09:35 AM (EV0u2)
Her dress still has the folds in it. That's good detail.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 09:35 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 09:35 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 09:35 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WisRich at June 18, 2019 09:35 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 09:35 AM (EV0u2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 09:36 AM (V2Yro)
And I hadn't noticed the dachshund until somebody mentioned it. Nice detail.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:36 AM (ClOmq)
*******
Poll: AOC disliked, distrusted, unwanted in her own NY district
Willowed
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 18, 2019 09:37 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 09:35 AM (EV0u2)
Nein! They fought against Napoleon.
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 09:37 AM (7HtZB)
fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2019 09:37 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 18, 2019 09:38 AM (jsWA8)
https://washex.am/2Zu7deT
*******
Poll: AOC disliked, distrusted, unwanted in her own NY district
Willowed
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 18, 2019
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Heh, heh, heh . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:38 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 09:39 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 09:39 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: BignJames at June 18, 2019 09:39 AM (ykq7q)
You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it, eight years and a half ago.
Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you. Unjust I may have been, weak and resentful I have been, but never inconstant.
You alone have brought me to Bath. For you alone, I think and plan. Have you not seen this? Can you fail to have understood my wishes? I had not waited even these ten days, could I have read your feelings, as I think you must have penetrated mine.
I can hardly write. I am every instant hearing something which overpowers me. You sink your voice, but I can distinguish the tones of that voice when they would be lost on others. Too good, too excellent creature! You do us justice, indeed. You do believe that there is true attachment and constancy among men. Believe it to be most fervent, most undeviating, in F. W."I must go, uncertain of my fate; but I shall return hither, or follow your party, as soon as possible.
A word, a look, will be enough to decide whether I enter your father's house this evening or never."
-- Captain Wentworth, Persuasion
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 09:39 AM (bDqIh)
Had a very good telephone conversation with President Xi of China. We will be having an extended meeting next week at the G-20 in Japan. Our respective teams will begin talks prior to our meeting.
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rickl
Or the guy beneath the woman's dress !
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 09:40 AM (Y9Ocz)
They were also called "The Black Horde." Nice, CBD. ISWYDT
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 09:40 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 09:35 AM (EV0u2)
I don't think so....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 09:41 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 09:42 AM (cF8AT)
Had a very good telephone conversation with President Xi of China. We will be having an extended meeting next week at the G-20 in Japan. Our respective teams will begin talks prior to our meeting.
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 09:40 AM
That might get delayed. A 6.4 magnitude quake has hit Japan (or right off the western coast) and there's a tsunami warning.
Posted by: Bert G at June 18, 2019 09:42 AM (OMsf+)
Teri Garr,
Cloris Leachman or
Madeline Kahn
Damn you Mel Brooks!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2019 09:42 AM (E8rdu)
A word, a look, will be enough to decide whether I enter your father's house this evening or never."
-- Captain Wentworth, PersuasionPosted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019
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Weird, how speeches from Austen's works like this one seem overlong to us now -- but in film versions of her books, when delivered by stage-trained and talented actors, they come across as dramatically as Jane probably envisioned them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:43 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:36 AM (ClOmq)
That's what I thought. But Milais painted this 45 years after Waterloo, so it may be long after they fought Napoleon. I don't know uniforms well enough to judge.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 18, 2019 09:43 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 09:44 AM (ls99H)
Film versions? Damn good. But the books are forbidding.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)
Yes. They make them swoony.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 09:45 AM (bDqIh)
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Levin: Bernie's '21st Century Bill of Rights' plagiarized Stalin's 1936 Soviet Constitution
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 18, 2019 09:46 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Annalucia at June 18, 2019 09:46 AM (S6ArX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 09:46 AM (OLCnA)
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Maybe this is a Romeo and Juliet thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:36 AM (ClOmq)
That's
what I thought. But Milais painted this 45 years after Waterloo, so it
may be long after they fought Napoleon. I don't know uniforms well
enough to judge.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019
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He might have been painting a historical scene, and included Napoleon's portrait by mistake. (**Smites forehead** "Donnerwetter! I thought I was putting in the Duke of Wellington!")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:47 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 18, 2019 09:47 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: David Fwench at June 18, 2019 09:47 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: monkey at June 18, 2019 09:47 AM (FTPVM)
This one is excellent. The image tells a very complete story and the detail is very mice. Worth clicking to embiggen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 09:48 AM (I2dne)
I don't understand why it flopped.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2019 09:48 AM (Boy/L)
>>Weird, how speeches from Austen's works like this one seem
overlong to us now -- but in film versions of her books, when delivered
by stage-trained and talented actors, they come across as dramatically
as Jane probably envisioned them.
Yes. They make them swoony.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019
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And brought up to modern times (see Bridget Jones's Diary), they can be affecting and funny too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (U2TY5)
Xi his making his first trip ever to North Korea before the G-20.
I don't think he's going for a vacation.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (PxX58)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:47 AM (ClOmq)
Probably. I just checked Wiki (for what it's worth), and they suggest it is Napoleonic. I think I'll poke around and see if I can figure it out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (Pg+x7)
AOC will be reelected because incumbency is hugely powerful, and she's a Dem and her district is superDem and really, who else are they going to vote for?
Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (88xKn)
Side Piece - a limerick
A young lass named Frances Orion
Was betrothed to the town's richest scion
But before the big day
She was oft heard to say
"I still need a soldier to cry on!"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (wYseH)
That's what he said.
Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2019 09:50 AM (ZfRYq)
He lived on a chain for 5 years - look at him now! Thank you for sharing.
https://tinyurl.com/y69dakql
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 09:50 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2019 09:50 AM (Boy/L)
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Lovers on opposite sides politically. I seem to remember another one from the same time period with a Cavalier and a Puritan. Technically very nice, if melodramatic for modern tastes.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019 09:51 AM (MIKMs)
A young lass named Frances Orion
Was betrothed to the town's richest scion
But before the big day
She was oft heard to say
"I still need a soldier to cry on!"
Oh Muldoon, you are good!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 09:51 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2019 09:51 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: BignJames at June 18, 2019 09:51 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 18, 2019 09:51 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (88xKn)
China deal baby
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 09:52 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 09:52 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
Its a "Have you seen this man ?" poster
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 09:52 AM (Y9Ocz)
One, because we are an efficient people, and we have no humor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 09:34 AM (V2Yro)
Nein!
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
Posted by: Dieter at June 18, 2019 09:53 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 09:53 AM (ls99H)
Odd that a Brunswicker, German soldiers who fought against Napoleon, would have a print of Bonaparte on his wall.
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Lovers
on opposite sides politically. I seem to remember another one from the
same time period with a Cavalier and a Puritan. Technically very nice,
if melodramatic for modern tastes.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019
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Would it have been possible for a good German burgher or aristocrat to support Napoleon? Without getting ruined or tarred and feathered?
It's also possible that the artist, painting this 45 years later, included the Napoleon print as a clue to the scene's time period.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:53 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (88xKn)
China deal baby
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
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ECB Mario Draghi suggested EU needed additional stimulus.
Posted by: WisRich at June 18, 2019 09:53 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (t82DG)
rainmando hardest hit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (t82DG)
++++++++++++
$33 million in penalties probably hits harder.
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (I2dne)
One, because
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 09:34 AM (V2Yro)
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There ya go. This was originally intended for the arrogant JackStraw but, due in no small part to his "proud" German heritage, it went over his head.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (NtglE)
Napoleon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (U2TY5)
Solo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019
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My best agent. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Mr. Waverly at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: monkey at June 18, 2019 09:55 AM (FTPVM)
He said "fuck you", so they summarily shot him.
I think I inherited his sense of humor...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 18, 2019 09:55 AM (wtvvX)
I have a copy of the Napoleon print. Used in a presentation in a college course on the Napoleonic Period.
Posted by: French Jeton at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (Fjvqd)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)
The distance from Waterloo may explain the picture on the wall. Around mid-century, Napoleon's reputation was being reformed. he was beginning to be seen as a great general, and people were brushing off the whole conquest thing. This was happening in Britain which set JMW Turner into a snit. He painted at least one heavily anti-Napoleon painting in his last years, long after Waterloo. That image is a print of probably the most famous painting of the Emperor. I'm also not surprised to see it on the wall behind a soldier, a warrior. And how many later generals modeled themselves after Napoleon? I think they were still doing so up until WWI.
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (U2TY5)
Wellington!
Posted by: BignJames
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Pastry vs. beef.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (HTHlp)
This title is racist! Only persons with approved levels of melanin are allowed to use the word 'black'.
Same with the syllable 'nig....'.
This painting must be sold and the money applied to reperations.
Then burned.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (+GrT7)
German girls dig anal.
Posted by: monkey at June 18, 2019
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Why would the girls be recruited to dig a canal? Because all the men are off to war?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (ClOmq)
I never knew "strong German heritage" was a synonym for "weed huffer."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (Boy/L)
Jane Austen is a wonderful author. The Keira Knightly film of P & P where Darcy walks across the field at sunrise is swoon-worthy.
Posted by: jmel at June 18, 2019 09:57 AM (OeWgo)
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 09:57 AM (PxX58)
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 09:57 AM (PxX5
So this is the 'break Jacks balls thread'... huh, I got nothin.
*looks at painting again*
Still got nothin. Damn.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2019 09:59 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 09:59 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
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Even if they make one, and I think this is probably still a tease, I doubt they live up to it. This battle is in the early stages.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 09:59 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 09:59 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 09:59 AM (a5hgv)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 09:57 AM (PxX5
Jibe ho!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 10:00 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 10:00 AM (LISuA)
Media watchdogs at CNN tear into
President Trump for citing Fox News, but they are shockingly silent on
the laundering of Chinese propaganda by the Washington Post and New York
Times.
'laundering of Chinese propaganda' ?
Chinese laundry?
Ancient Chinese secret?
I think that's racist, h8ters.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2019 10:00 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Number 1, Section 2 at June 18, 2019 10:00 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (NtglE)
Yikes.
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 10:01 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 10:01 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Dieter at June 18, 2019 10:01 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:01 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
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I'll show them, I'll pee on the floor.
Posted by: Dachshund at June 18, 2019 10:02 AM (U7Mh9)
Open Channel D.
Posted by: Number 1, Section 2 at June 18, 2019
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Mr. Solo! We thought you were dead. Proceed with your report, if you would. And be sure to report any future attempts on your life. Unless, of course, they're successful.
Posted by: Mr. Waverly at June 18, 2019 10:03 AM (ClOmq)
Every article I've read about the National Popular Vote Act misses the
most likely outcome if it tries to change the results in 2020. There's
no way in hell that Donald Trump (or his supporters, including myself)
will just roll over and accept that result.
It means war, plain and simple.
Posted by: Pluskat's Dog at June 18, 2019 10:03 AM (Rhza4)
Posted by: Groot! at June 18, 2019 10:03 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 10:03 AM (NtglE)
Milais painted this 45 years after Waterloo, so it may be long after they fought Napoleon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)
The distance from Waterloo may explain the picture on the wall.
Around mid-century, Napoleon's reputation was being reformed. he was
beginning to be seen as a great general, and people were brushing off
the whole conquest thing. This was happening in Britain which set JMW
Turner into a snit. He painted at least one heavily anti-Napoleon
painting in his last years, long after Waterloo. That image is a print
of probably the most famous painting of the Emperor. I'm also not
surprised to see it on the wall behind a soldier, a warrior. And how
many later generals modeled themselves after Napoleon? I think they were
still doing so up until WWI.
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
The Civil War Generals studied and emulated Napoleon in many ways. From the "Kepi" to battalions, regiments, etc they emulated the French. They even had Zouve units and I could go on and on. But those that say they used Napoleonic tactics, failing to understand modern weaponry are mistaken. These men were not dummies, the did understand that thing had changed from the Napoleonic era. The hubris people have today to assume we know better than those who studied the military art their whole lives and in battle. They made tactical changes from the first whiff of gunpowder until the flags were laid down by one side.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 10:04 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Roy at June 18, 2019 10:04 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 18, 2019 10:04 AM (r6yPR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 10:04 AM (t82DG)
Did you notice the pencil marks on the bottom of the canvas? It looks like he set up his dimensioning with a grid ahead of time.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 10:04 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 10:01 AM (cF8AT)
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No worries Tami! I'm just getting even for him trashing the Irish. Again!!!!!
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 10:04 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2019 10:05 AM (FhXTo)
Dog is acting that way because the guy has a bratwurst in his pants pocket.
Posted by: Roy at June 18, 2019
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Girl is acting that way because it looks like he's got a bratwurst in his pocket.
Posted by: Wlfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:05 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 09:43 AM (wYseH)
The distance from Waterloo may explain the picture on the wall. Around mid-century, Napoleon's reputation was being reformed. he was beginning to be seen as a great general, and people were brushing off the whole conquest thing. This was happening in Britain which set JMW Turner into a snit. He painted at least one heavily anti-Napoleon painting in his last years, long after Waterloo. That image is a print of probably the most famous painting of the Emperor. I'm also not surprised to see it on the wall behind a soldier, a warrior. And how many later generals modeled themselves after Napoleon? I think they were still doing so up until WWI.
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
The time period of the painting is just before Waterloo. Via wikipedia, art critics since the painting was made have been asking the same questions about the presence of a print of Napoleon on the wall of a soldier fighting against him:
Millais reduced the presence of Napoleon to an engraving after Jacques-Louis David's Napoleon Crossing the Alps, which is framed on the damask-hung wall, and which "perplexed the critics with the possible intricacies of cross purposes and rival jealousies" according to the reviewer from Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine. This refers to the fact that some critics took the print to imply that the female character was an admirer of Napoleon, and so she was trying to prevent her lover from joining the army for both personal and political reasons. As the critic of The Times surmised, "her reluctance is due in part to a romantic admiration for this great conquerer." Other critics suggest the print was intended to allude to both the Waterloo campaign and to more recent events, particularly Napoleon III's repetition of his predecessor's crossing of the Alps by his attack on Austrian-controlled Lombardy in 1859.
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 10:05 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2019 10:05 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (gmo/4)
Frau Blucher's husband ?
neeeeeeeiiiiiiiigh!
Posted by: Adriane the Absurd Critic ... at June 18, 2019 10:06 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:06 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 18, 2019 10:06 AM (bv65J)
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure enforcing our immigration laws is an impeachable offense.
Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2019 10:06 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: lemme close this door at June 18, 2019 10:07 AM (/WMwm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 10:07 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Roy
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Is that a bratwurst in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: The girl at June 18, 2019 10:07 AM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:07 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ripley
"Emspackle Foty fi"
Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 10:08 AM (vd8XM)
I don't think he's going for a vacation.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (PxX5
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Could go either way; will the message be "Act nice, numskull" or "Hold firm, we got your back" ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 10:09 AM (a5hgv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Hmm. I thought Dickens abandoned his family. Doesn't mean she can't be his daughter, of course. I think he had a passel of kids.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 10:09 AM (ZMWtN)
Trump is threatening to deport millions of immigrant starting tomorrow. I
doubt much will happen but at least it is sending the right message.
Conveniently, our idiotic state govt in NY has just decided to give illegals drivers' licenses. ICE should be able to use that registration info to quickly locate, arrest and deport them.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 18, 2019 10:09 AM (bv65J)
Posted by: J.J. Walker at June 18, 2019 10:09 AM (rfpyc)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:09 AM (FiUMj)
Bad idea. Why not just let the fratricide play itself out?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 10:10 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 10:11 AM (9SkN+)
powerful, and she's a Dem and her district is superDem and really, who
else are they going to vote for?
Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (ZfRYq)
Joey Saladino.
(Nah, just joking. He's in another district)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 10:11 AM (hSQmw)
Thanks for the info. The dress looked later, but I know almost nothing about European military costume.
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 10:11 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: JackSpliff at June 18, 2019 10:11 AM (FTPVM)
I don't think he's going for a vacation.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (PxX5 "
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I hope Xi is going to announce "time's up!" to his client tyrant. Trump has been almost preternaturally patient with those NORK clowns.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 10:11 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mr. Waverly at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (ClOmq)
He was overheard telling a female agent I'm going to open your Channel D. Know what I mean? wink wink nudge nudge
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 10:11 AM (OLCnA)
Trump is going to live Tweet during the Democrats Debate?
Bad idea. Why not just let the fratricide play itself out?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019
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He's doing it to demonstrate that he doesn't take the candidates seriously, and neither should you, the voter?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:11 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: NPC at June 18, 2019 10:12 AM (9PqE2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 18, 2019 10:12 AM (WMBTN)
Posted by: Roy at June 18, 2019 10:04 AM (ABjxW) "
Does that mean he doesn't really like the girl ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 10:12 AM (a5hgv)
1. She is holding the door shut, "Oh darling, please don't leave!" while he tries to pull it open, "I must leave, duty calls!"
-OR-
2. She is holding the door shut, "Oh darling, you don't need to look in the bedroom, pay no attention to the scurrying noises!" while he tries to pull it open, "You must let me in. It's that damnable Johann Hochsteiner scrambling out the window with his pants around his ankles, isn't it?"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 10:13 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 18, 2019 10:13 AM (L+jsr)
Dont fuck up.
Those who faithfully follow my creed never fuck up.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2019 10:13 AM (V+bdf)
The painting may be of an officer going off to a war he really does not want to fight.
Posted by: Tallahassee at June 18, 2019 10:13 AM (xV6Pj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 10:13 AM (9SkN+)
Her: I thought he was going to rape me! I felt unsafe!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 18, 2019 10:14 AM (WMBTN)
My best agent. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Mr. Waverly at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (ClOmq)
He was overheard telling a female agent I'm going to open your Channel D. Know what I mean? wink wink nudge nudge
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019
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Mr. Solo would never be so crass. Nor can I believe the claim by one of our secretaries that he asked her if she'd like to taste his weinerschnitzel.
Posted by: Mr. Waverly at June 18, 2019 10:14 AM (ClOmq)
Bad idea. Why not just let the fratricide play itself out?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 10:10 AM (VpIIl) "
Playing to his base.
I for one will read his tweets in lieu of watching the clown show.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 10:14 AM (a5hgv)
I'd settle for a few thousand.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:15 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 09:52 AM (I2dne)
The painting in the background appears to a be a print of "Napoleon Crossing the Alps" by Jacques-Louis David, an extremely popular painting in the 19th century. And also, as has been mentioned above, military men throughout the 19th century revered Napoleon as the best General of his age, and ignored the whole Conquest of Europe thing.
And to Kris - I at first thought it was going to be Victoria and Albert as well!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (88xKn)
Because the Raptors won. You know how Canadians are always propping up the Dow.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 10:15 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2019 10:15 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 18, 2019 10:15 AM (L+jsr)
I'd settle for a few thousand.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
A couple of 3rd gen citizens too.
Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 10:15 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 10:09 AM (ZMWtN)
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Like his novel writing, once he got going he kept going! I believe he had nine or ten. He abandoned his wife for the teenager Ellen whatshername, but I think he raised his children.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (LISuA)
Fun Fact: That green pigment that was so popular was full of toxic arsenic.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2019
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Paris Green, I think it was called.
Posted by: Mr. Waverly at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (ClOmq)
But it tastes so delicious!
Posted by: Joey "Plugs" Biden at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2019 10:15 AM (xfb67)
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So you're saying that I *shouldn't* lick the walls? Why should I change my behavior just because some people were reckless with dyes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (ElSRd)
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Do not lick the end of the paintbrush to get a point . . .
Posted by: dead painter at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (UgCsJ)
Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (88xKn)
Because the Raptors won. You know how Canadians are always propping up the Dow.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 10:15 AM (m79Dg)
Nah, it's that troll buying up all the nike stocks again.
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (gmo/4)
on the wall. Around mid-century, Napoleon's reputation was being
reformed. he was beginning to be seen as a great general, and people
were brushing off the whole conquest thing. [ . . . ]Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
One of the main streets in the Champoeg settlement on the Willamette river was Napoleon Street, it ran East-West.
Champoeg was settled by a combination of French Canadian trappers from the Hudson Bay company and American settlers, was declared the capital of the Oregon Territory in 1843,and was flooded out and abandoned in December 1861.
It is a nice park now.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 10:17 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 10:17 AM (Y9Ocz)
Posted by: NPC at June 18, 2019 10:18 AM (9PqE2)
Posted by: saf at June 18, 2019 10:18 AM (5IHGB)
In other words. they want to distract people from their bad ideas and lack of anything good. by focusing on Trump the man, and attacking him with ad hominems and falsehoods that drive down his popularity.
Oh, and the RNC still has their finger up their asses and minds in Idaho.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 10:18 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 10:18 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 09:49 AM (88xKn)
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OrangeManBad tweeted something about China and trade that is seen as positive news by markets. Tomorrow he will tweet something that will set the market's hair on fire. Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:18 AM (FiUMj)
I'd settle for a few thousand.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
A couple of 3rd gen citizens too.
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I don't threaten, I just give you a preview of what I'm doing.
Posted by: donnie two scoops at June 18, 2019 10:18 AM (tYlrl)
Eventually we might learn who's trapped in where with who.
Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2019 10:19 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019 10:19 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I read that as "reckless with dykes"
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 10:19 AM (Y9Ocz)
Oh, nice. Google - which routinely ignores holidays that are
insufficiently woke - has a doodle up today about "celebrate falafel."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019
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One of many reasons I use DuckDuckGo. (Of course, I recently found out that my Android phone is Google-based. Grrrrr.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:19 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 10:19 AM (9SkN+)
After Napoleon defeated the German States in 1806 and 1809 the defeated
states where required by treaty to send troops to support his invasion
of Russia.
The painting may be of an officer going off to a war he really does not want to fight.
Interestingly, the average citizen in the states the French conquered got a better deal under Napoleon than they had under the ruling nobles the French defeated. The disenfranchised ruling classes were the driving force against Napoleon's rule. I would guess plenty of poor conscripts had little desire to fight the french and in fact probably wanted Napoleon to keep winning, unlike their high born officers.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 18, 2019 10:19 AM (bv65J)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 10:20 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:20 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Kurt at June 18, 2019 10:20 AM (j/0/+)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 18, 2019 10:20 AM (L+jsr)
"Otto, will you ever forgive me for my reckless, wild fling with the Black Brunswicker?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019
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No. But I will take the dog with me when I go.
Posted by: Otto at June 18, 2019 10:21 AM (ClOmq)
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David did a painting of Cupid and Psyche the horde would love. First off, boobs! Second, Cupid looks happily drunk, while Psyche looks exhausted. That painting is pretty awesome, especially given the painter's usual stuff.
This doesn't do it real justice, but it gives you the idea:
https://tinyurl.com/y3slm49z
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 10:21 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 10:21 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:21 AM (gmo/4)
But it tastes so delicious!
Posted by: Joey "Plugs" Biden at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (O8WFE)
There was a very popular tint of brown called "mummy brown" made from ground up mummies. And I think they used to put uranium in yellow.
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 10:21 AM (OyyDO)
Donald J. Trump
Had a very good telephone conversation with President Xi of China. We will be having an extended meeting next week at the G-20 in Japan. Our respective teams will begin talks prior to our meeting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019 10:21 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 10:20 AM (veoSD)
I'm pretty sure you are wrong!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM (wYseH)
The Brunswicker is telling her Darling I want to occupy your low countries
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM (xjiRE)
Put some damn effort into your posts. They reflect you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM (xfb67)
181 176 Fun Fact: That green pigment that was so popular was full of toxic arsenic.
But it tastes so delicious!
Posted by: Joey "Plugs" Biden at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (O8WFE)
There was a very popular tint of brown called "mummy brown" made
from ground up mummies. And I think they used to put uranium in yellow.
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019
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And radium on watch dials . . . it's a miracle our ancestors lived as long as they did, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM (OLCnA)
He's going to go full Luxembourg.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (9SkN+)
After Napoleon defeated the German States in 1806 and 1809 the defeated
states where required by treaty to send troops to support his invasion
of Russia.
The painting may be of an officer going off to a war he really does not want to fight.
Not the Brunswickers. The Duke of Brunswick raised them to continue to fight against France.
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (7HtZB)
The Ringling mansion in Sarasota has the walls in the kitchen painted with that. It was done to keep the cockroaches at bay
Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Cause dreams man . . . at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (/WMwm)
Start with the ones down my street with the feral children. The wife's probably legal but the husband never works and never drives, which spells illegal to me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 10:21 AM (OyyDO)
Yuck
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 10:24 AM (5aX2M)
Is that John eFFing Kerry, just home from the war?
Posted by: Sphynx at June 18, 2019 10:24 AM (rXie1)
Also, of course, Carol Burnett's rendition of that scene.
Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 10:24 AM (C7rlo)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:24 AM (gmo/4)
Are you, in fact, brain damaged, Joe?
DJIA 7/1/2017 21,891.92
DJIA today 26,416.40
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:24 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM (xjiRE)
EDIBLE snails even!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (9PooD)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (UFgOG)
children. The wife's probably legal but the husband never works and
never drives, which spells illegal to me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019
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Why would the husband not drive? The lack of a license never deterred any illegal I've ever heard about from steering a motor vehicle in places it was never intended to go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Kurt at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (j/0/+)
Shot himself in the ass, now he whistles when he farts.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Arthritic fingers and toes crossed!
Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (vd8XM)
Are you, in fact, brain damaged, Joe?
DJIA 7/1/2017 21,891.92
DJIA today 26,416.40
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:24 AM (t82DG)
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Come on be nice to Kurt. He's a product of publik skool math and common core.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (LISuA)
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She should make a dress outta sofa upholstery. That's fashion!
Posted by: Michelle Obamam at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (Y9Ocz)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 10:26 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:24 AM (gmo/4)
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"Screw you, Hans Brix!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 10:26 AM (5aX2M)
Warrants, probably. Or just why take the chance when his wife can do the driving.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019 10:26 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (Y9Ocz)
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And his face is 0% mattress batting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 10:26 AM (I2dne)
Are you, in fact, brain damaged, Joe?
DJIA 7/1/2017 21,891.92
DJIA today 26,416.40
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Now this is where he jumps in with a complicated, precise and limited definition of what he meant by "up" and "2".
Posted by: troll popcorn concession stand at June 18, 2019 10:26 AM (zJ9zl)
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 10:26 AM (Y9Ocz)
Just remember, the interviewer is naked under his clothes.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (PxX58)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 10:21 AM (OyyDO)
Yuck
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 10:23 AM (Ez6QX)
Learned that on a field trip to a mummy exhibit with a bunch of historians. The comments and questions were entertaining. Someone tried lecturing the tour guide about how awful that was. It looked like that meme from Starbucks with the guy being shouted at by the dood with the blow horn. Hilarious.
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (OyyDO)
It's funny because Brunswick makes bowling supplies and equipment.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (mvenn)
I got it.
It *was* funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (ufFY8)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Looking at the brooch, is this great, great, great grandpa Ace?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Zombie Pidgeon at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (I2dne)
"Hannelore, I've been on maneuvers for 3 months, what does it matter to me?"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (RD7QR)
DJIA 7/1/2017 21,891.92
DJIA today 26,416.40
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:24 AM (t82DG)
The time frame he chose also predates Kaepernick. Nike is flat since then. For some reason they appear to be priced like a growth stock, which seems crazy to me.
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (EV0u2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (9PooD)
Best of luck with the interview
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: E. MORESI at June 18, 2019 10:28 AM (TIsja)
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 10:28 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 10:25 AM (mvenn)
They made Harleys at one point...I think.
Posted by: BignJames at June 18, 2019 10:28 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:29 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2019 10:29 AM (xfb67)
Get: "Border Security!"
Yes please, may I have another?
Posted by: E. MORESI at June 18, 2019 10:28 AM (TIsja)
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Trump lies, you prole! He promised a big beautiful concrete wall - but he is delivering a steel-slat wall. He's a liar and you're a sucker!
Posted by: The Press at June 18, 2019 10:29 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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All the best, Hadrian. You got this.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 10:29 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 10:29 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 10:30 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 10:30 AM (5aX2M)
You can make 1% a week if you are willing to take the risk. That stock is like a wave form.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:30 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 10:30 AM (n13/j)
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that's MA'AM! is it wrong that whenever someone mentions a tranny . . .
Posted by: angry tranny looking for a fight and or to murder you for your skin at June 18, 2019 10:31 AM (zJ9zl)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 10:31 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 10:30 AM (n13/j)
++++++++++
I hate pool queues. When the pool is that crowded, I go somewhere else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 10:31 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2019 10:27 AM (ufFY
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Never thought I'd live to see the day that a joke had to be explained at the HQ. That makes two in one day.
Wake up, people!!!
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 10:32 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:32 AM (gmo/4)
I have a client that hires nothing but H1Bs for IT work. And one of the managers there was whining to me how he can't find any good people. I basically said to him, bruh, if you want good quality, you have to pay for it, to which he replied that they can't afford it. And I wanted to say (but didn't) that you are paying 2X the price to fix all the shitty code Sanjeev and and co is putting out.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:32 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 18, 2019 09:32 AM (hLRSq)
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Yes, the artist caught that very well.
Is the black uniform an allegory for death?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 10:30 AM (n13/j)
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I hate pool queues. When the pool is that crowded, I go somewhere else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 10:31 AM (I2dne)
British problems.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (n13/j)
Casually slip in the Moron password during the interview: The Guys Get Shirts.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (t82DG)
I'm pretty sure this painting is a rerun.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 10:20 AM (veoSD)
I'm pretty sure you are wrong!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM (wYseH)
Oh yeah?
*throws glove at Dildo's feet*
I demand satisfaction under Code Duello! Paintbrushes at dawn!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
****
I always think of a Hurst 4 speed with a posi-traction rear end. But then I'm over 29...twice.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 10:34 AM (OLCnA)
I have a client that hires nothing but H1Bs for IT work. And one of the managers there was whining to me how he can't find any good people. I basically said to him, bruh, if you want good quality, you have to pay for it, to which he replied that they can't afford it. And I wanted to say (but didn't) that you are paying 2X the price to fix all the shitty code Sanjeev and and co is putting out.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:32 AM (FiUMj
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The total failure of the entire H1B scheme in one comment. "Cheap people who can sort of do the work" is not why the H1B was created, but it sure is how it was used to the great detriment of many people - from the citizens who have been professionally displaced to the foreigners who are basically indentured.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 10:34 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:34 AM (gmo/4)
*throws glove at Dildo's feet*
I demand satisfaction under Code Duello! Paintbrushes at dawn!
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I believe as the challenger you must defer to the challengee 's choice of weapon.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:35 AM (zJ9zl)
Oh yeah?
*throws glove at Dildo's feet*
I demand satisfaction under Code Duello! Paintbrushes at dawn!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (veoSD)
Gentlemen please reconsider. This is the 21st century, the dueling weapons are dildos. No one wants to see that.
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 10:35 AM (EV0u2)
Jocularity leads to disorder, disharmony and chaos.
Get in line.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 10:36 AM (PxX58)
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:35 AM (zJ9zl)
That's good to know....thanks.
Posted by: BignJames at June 18, 2019 10:36 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2019 10:37 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:37 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (veoSD)
Seriously; I try not to repeat any art. And as far as I can tell I haven't. But if anyone can show me a repeat I will give them a TWO YEAR Platinum membership with ampersand utility and Troll-B-Gone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 10:37 AM (qC1Sy)
Unless the challenger avers that he is no swordsman.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:37 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:35 AM (zJ9zl)
That's good to know....thanks.
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Always choose, 3 paces, matched pistols, randomly assigned with one secretly unloaded.
And watch the other guy fill his pants.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:38 AM (zJ9zl)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2019 10:38 AM (uLuPn)
The Hornblower Gambit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:39 AM (t82DG)
I believe as the challenger you must defer to the challengee 's choice of weapon.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:35 AM (zJ9zl)
Yes, but I'm trying to suggest something less humiliating than a floppy dildo duel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 10:39 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2019 10:30 AM (OyyDO)
Huh. Then why do they have a picture of snails?
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 10:39 AM (xjiRE)
Why is the dog carrying his own skateboard???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 18, 2019 10:39 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2019 10:38 AM (uLuPn)
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So.... married.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 18, 2019 10:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:40 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 10:41 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:35 AM (zJ9zl)
Yes, but I'm trying to suggest something less humiliating than a floppy dildo duel.
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Humiliation is in fact the subtext of any duel. The perceived slight, vindication by either violence or humiliation of the other by cowardice.
Social rules are humiliation/avoidance all the way down.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:41 AM (/WMwm)
Hawaiian Judges: LOL.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:40 AM (FiUMj)
He should deport the Hawaiian judges, too.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 18, 2019 10:41 AM (J+mig)
Humiliation is part of the kink.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:41 AM (t82DG)
Social rules are humiliation/avoidance all the way down.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:41 AM (/WMwm)
++++++++++
Another perspective on the SJWs - a group without shame.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2019 10:42 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Tip of the cavalry saber. Twas a Longfellow.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:42 AM (tYlrl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:22 AM
And there was a ghastly orange that was popular as a glazing augment for dishes in the 60s. Holy crap but that made the Geiger counter jump.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2019 10:42 AM (Vzb0I)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:43 AM (t82DG)
Trump: I'm deporting millions
Hawaiian Judges: LOL.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:40 AM (FiUMj)
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Mebbe the Donald can cede Hawaii to the Norks. Judges would most certainly precipitate a collapse of the North Korean government, paving the way for reunification of the Korean Peninsula.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 18, 2019 10:43 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at June 18, 2019 10:43 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2019 10:43 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 18, 2019 10:44 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:41 AM (/WMwm)
++++++++++
Another perspective on the SJWs - a group without shame.
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Yep. Completely rejected to social order, or I should say, have rewritten it so that the shameful is now a virtue and virtue is a shame.
Diabolique
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:44 AM (zJ9zl)
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 10:33 AM (qC1Sy)
Colonel Edward Cross was a USA officer during the Civil War. He always wore a red bandana in combat. He had been wounded many times in combat but on July2 1863 he foresaw his own death. He wore a black bandana in his last battle.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 10:44 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 10:41 AM
You might very well be thinking that. The Paolo, he could not possibly be commenting.
Posted by: Paolo at June 18, 2019 10:44 AM (Vzb0I)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 18, 2019 10:44 AM (LISuA)
rainmando hardest hit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 09:54 AM (t82DG)
the AOC she will with thousand island be the president when she is 35 in a date in the future then will the 90 million take over the white people and flarble
Posted by: Raimondo after several translations at June 18, 2019 10:45 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:34 AM (gmo/4)
One of my rulex that's related: You pay once for quality, or pay again and again for cheap.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 18, 2019 10:45 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 10:45 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:45 AM (t82DG)
Harvard offers _nothing_ that would make me get down on my knees and beg to be brainwashed like he did. What a sad obsequious display.
Posted by: gp. Hate Spewer at June 18, 2019 10:46 AM (mk9aG)
If you have a praise report, prayer need or update please send it to me by 7:30 EST tomorrow morning to FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com Due to space concerns I am keeping requests to five weeks unless I know of an ongoing concern or receive an update. (I am always glad to receive updates) and I will be glad to put the request back up. Thanks for praying for others. This is a wonderful thing we can do as people of faith!
Prayer is not an indifferent, small thing. It is not a sweet little privilege. It is a great prerogative, far reaching in its effects. Failure to pray entails great loss. Prayer is not just an episode in the life of faith.
Life is a preparation for and the result of prayer. In its condition prayer is the sum of religion, the language of the spiritual life
Prayer is not only the language of the spiritual life, but prayer also makes its very essence and forms its innermost character.
Rev. E.M Bounds-
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 10:47 AM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Quint at June 18
****
Or...those pesky confederates paid the washer woman to put black dye into his wash the day before.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 10:47 AM (axyOa)
Harvard offers _nothing_ that would make me get down on my knees and beg to be brainwashed like he did. What a sad obsequious display.
And it did him no good. Convicted murderers fare better after showing less remorse.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 18, 2019 10:47 AM (rFmwm)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 18, 2019 10:48 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 10:48 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 10:48 AM (ivkO2)
Gonna be a whole lot of archive searching going on!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 10:48 AM (hjGYN)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 18, 2019 10:49 AM (t82DG)
Technically a quite good painting. Seems like a young Hussar is going off to war and his lady is attempting to delay his leaving for as long as possible.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 18, 2019 10:49 AM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: Yo! at June 18, 2019 10:50 AM (1XAal)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:51 AM (FiUMj)
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The lady is in a Francophile home . . . perhaps daddy doesn't know of this strange liaison?
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:51 AM (vlI2h)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2019 10:16 AM (ElSRd)
I've clearly missed something when I stepped away?
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 10:51 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 10:51 AM (PxX58)
and from the Hebrew Scriptures:
"The Lord is good to those who hope in him, to those who seek him. It is good to wait quietly for the Lord to save."
Lamentations 3;25-26
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 10:52 AM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 18, 2019 10:47 AM (rFmwm)
To the left, convicted murderers are considered human. That boy was Conservative in Public, which makes him a thing to be destroyed.
Posted by: G. Gnome at June 18, 2019 10:52 AM (al6UK)
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:51 AM (vlI2h)
Chick with Daddy issues. Don't stick it in crazy!
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 10:52 AM (gmo/4)
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John Legend and his crazy wife are not the kind of people whose advice you'd want to follow.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:52 AM (/WMwm)
>>>
288 Strong earthquakes like the full moon.
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2019 10:37 AM (RuIsu)
Fruit flies like a banana.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 18, 2019 10:53 AM (rXie1)
Important column by FBI's former intel chief; Want the truth? Put your money on Bill Barr, not Jerry Nadler
https://tinyurl.com/yy9e39y4
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 10:53 AM (cF8AT)
Is it wrong that whenever someone mentions a tranny, I instantly start
thinking of the, "It puts the lotion on it's skin," guy from Silence of
the Lambs?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2019
*
*
. . .
That in essence was the tragedy, you see. Jame Gumb wanted to be a transsexual, but they turned him down. So, skin suits it was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:53 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Raimondo after several translations at June 18, 2019 10:45 AM (RD7QR)
Flarble. LOL Good job, sock.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 10:54 AM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 10:55 AM (DuZls)
26,503.48 +390.95 (+1.50%)
As of 10:54AM EDT. Market open.
I might have to sell into this rally.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 10:55 AM (t82DG)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 10:51 AM (FiUMj)
That's the kind of hard hitting news I expect from CNBC and that pompous, arrogant scrunt Julia Boorstin
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 10:55 AM (OLCnA)
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that someone has to say this aloud or in print makes me a bit sad.
It should be all too obvious which of these two is a serious man and which is a mouth-breathing, dull witted, venal, lying, twelve sandwich eating MFer.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:56 AM (tYlrl)
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Greetings from Trump Heights Israel at June 18, 2019 10:56 AM (rFmwm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 10:56 AM (ivkO2)
thinking of the, "It puts the lotion on it's skin," guy from Silence of
the Lambs?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2019
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Later he became a Captain of the San Francisco police department.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 10:56 AM (DuZls)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:53 AM (ClOmq)
Hey, better a few skin suits and a dead tranny than a live tranny getting taxpayer subsidized healthcare. Those guys will just milk the system.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 10:57 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 10:57 AM (a0IVu)
thinking of the, "It puts the lotion on it's skin," guy from Silence of
the Lambs?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 18, 2019
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Later he became a Captain of the San Francisco police department.
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and then, first Lady of the United States.
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:58 AM (vlI2h)
https://tinyurl.com/yy9e39y4
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 10:53 AM (cF8AT)
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But wait! I thought Bill Barr had sullied his entire career?
Posted by: Media Sap at June 18, 2019 10:58 AM (DuZls)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 18, 2019
*
*
. . .
We know several better ways to delay him leaving.
Posted by: The Girls at the Red-Light House at June 18, 2019 10:58 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: the 3 second second at June 18, 2019 10:56 AM (tYlrl)
Vito Corleone knows a serious man when he sees them.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (n13/j)
that's what she *wants* you to think. look at how she's handling that knob.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (sGtp+)
I've clearly missed something when I stepped away?
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 10:5
I'm on a houseboat on a beach on an island in Canada. A bear keeps strolling around the beach and sticking her head in our deep fryer for a snack. Bad Tami! Bad!
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (ElSRd)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Muncie M22 rock crusher.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (4bd7D)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (ls99H)
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John, dude.
Hyperbole is an effective rhetorical tactic used to illustrate a concept by arguing the absurd extremes.
You, sir, are falling prey to actually believing in your own absurd bullshit.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Miklos, down at the coast at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Woman: I'm pregnant.
Dog: *shiftyeyes*
Posted by: Grump928(C)
We're having puppies!
Morning all. Back from the dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (sRczR)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (DuZls)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2019 10:37 AM (RuIsu)
Fruit flies like a banana.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 18, 2019 10:53 AM (rXie1)
Steel shavings like a magnet.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 11:00 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 10:19 AM (ClOmq) "
Now on pre-order for Q3 delivery:
https://puri.sm/products/librem-5/
I've got my order in.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 11:00 AM (a5hgv)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (ElSRd)
Oh yeah...seeing if you have any deep fried fish? We like that...although raw works well too.
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 11:00 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2019 11:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 11:01 AM (DuZls)
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John, dude.
Hyperbole is an effective rhetorical tactic used to illustrate a concept by arguing the absurd extremes.
You, sir, are falling prey to actually believing in your own absurd bullshit.
Posted by: fixerupper
Saving lives is somehow worse than a sonofabitch that took 6 million lives.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 11:01 AM (sRczR)
Here's one for you that I think you will find interesting.
https://tinyurl.com/y8t48dr2
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 10:51 AM (PxX5
~~~~~
You KNOW I was afraid to open that, right? LOL Reading it now.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 11:01 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 18, 2019 11:01 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Burger Chef
Fruit flies like a banana.
Posted by: Sphynx
Steel shavings like a magnet
Posted by: Diogenes .
******
Party like it's 1999
(I'm not doing this right, am I?)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2019 11:02 AM (mvenn)
I've got my order in.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019
*
*
. . .
Nice idea, but at $649 . . . well, I have a young BMW to support.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 11:03 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 11:03 AM (DuZls)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 11:04 AM (a5hgv)
that's what she *wants* you to think. look at how she's handling that knob.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 18, 2019 10:59 AM (sGtp+)
Yes, we're a few seconds away from her closing the door and giving her lover a properly lascivious farewell before he rides off to fight the Little Corporal.
I like the interpretation that they are star-crossed lovers and the lady's father is the Francophile. The Brunswickers punched well above their weight-class. The British had a good opinion of them.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 18, 2019 11:08 AM (YQ4mh)
Renaming all those boulevards?
'Cause if Robert E. Lee is out, and Jefferson might be following, surely old Martin's gotta go, right?
Reparations Boulevard? Barack Hussein Obama Boulevard?
How much is enough? Harriet Tubman on the twenty, BHO's name in your face on all those big green highway exits along the city freeway loops,
maybe we should get Mooch on the hundred.
What else?
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