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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/15/19)
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape, with firm legs, a strong chest, and a solid rump before I put good money down.” Larry, looking worried said, ‘Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.
Created by Jean and Boyd Brougher of Salem, Oregon in 1978. The cookbook came with a giant-footprint baking pan. Some of the recipes are below. They seem pretty generic. The only thing that makes them Bigfoot recipes is that they're supposed to be cooked in the footprint pan. Amazon has a listing for the Bigfoot Cookbook, but notes that it's currently unavailable. And even if it were available, it no longer includes the pan (which, I'm sure, is probably considered a prize collectible among Bigfoot enthusiasts).
Can marijuana kill you? A Louisiana coroner believes so.
Louisiana coroner has doubled down on his opinion that a woman died from the first-ever marijuana overdose in the U.S. As WPXI reports, an anonymous 39-year-old woman died in February. The official cause of death: THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, which is the main ingredient in marijuana. In an autopsy report last month, St. John the Baptist Coroner Dr. Christy Montegut wrote that he didn’t find any other drug in the deceased woman’s system besides THC.
Concerned about your user data? Stay away from porn sites.
The biggest and perhaps best source of data about what people like to watch on the internet and what they would pay for doesn’t come from streaming giants like Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, or Hulu. It comes from porn. While consuming porn is typically a private and personal affair, porn sites still track your every move: What content you choose, which moments you pause, which parts you repeat. By mining this data to a deeper degree than other streaming services, many porn sites are able to give internet users exactly what they want—and they want a lot of it. There are 125 million daily visits to the Pornhub Network of sites, including YouPorn and Redtube, and 100 million of those are to Pornhub alone. (It’s widely acknowledged that Pornhub is the most popular porn site in the world although exact statistics on the industry are few and far between.) To put into perspective how much content that is: In 2017, Pornhub transmitted more than the entire contents of the New York Public Library’s 50 million books combined.
Dogs and fireworks, not always a good mix. Don't worry it has a happy ending.
Bread that no longer can be sold might be useful in the clothing industry.
BREAD HAS A LOT OF uses: the platform for a sandwich, the precursor to a meal, a filling staple on its own. But one laboratory at the University of Borås in Sweden is thinking outside the bread box. In response to the volume of bread products wasted by Swedish supermarkets each year, scientists are exploring the possibility of converting old pieces of glutinous waste into yarn. “Bread waste is among the biggest fraction of food wastes, which has the highest environmental footprint of big supermarkets in Sweden,” says Akram Zamani, senior lecturer in resource recycling at the university. “On the other hand, the global textile production keeps growing as a result of increasing the global collective purchasing power.” Zamani and her team are trying to address both issues—the overproduction of bread and non-sustainable fabrics—by combining them.
NSFW-Language
Did you miss the celebration of the St. Louis Blues after game 7 of the Stanley Cup? Here it is.
Wanting to be on the show Cops he displayed that he is a Genius Award Winner.
EL MONTE, Calif. (KABC) -- A chase suspect is in custody after attempting to flee from authorities while trapped in a mobile home park in El Monte Wednesday night. The mobile home park is in the area of Brookside and Elliot Avenue. Few residents appeared to be outside their homes as the suspect drove at speeds above 30 mph in the narrow, dark roadways. The chase reportedly started shortly after 9 p.m. after a report of a stolen SUV.
Spike strips were deployed more than once inside the mobile complex, but they did not appear to impact the SUV for about an hour. As the suspect continued going in circles, authorities blocked all exits and entrances to the mobile home park. The suspect kept driving around patrol vehicles that were attempting to trap the car. After several spike strip deployments, the SUV finally gave in when one of its tires rolled off of it and into the front yard of a mobile home.
For your entertainment there is a video embedded in the link. Brilliant.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:03 PM (CLcKT)
Art Hell and joke night. Yay!
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 15, 2019 10:03 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:04 PM (htgmn)
Well, hell! Art Bell even!
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 15, 2019 10:05 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Big Tuna at June 15, 2019 10:05 PM (9MQsq)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:06 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 10:06 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2019 10:07 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:07 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: JTB at June 15, 2019 10:07 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Blutarski at June 15, 2019 10:07 PM (+Tibp)
First world problems much?
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 10:07 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2019 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:09 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 15, 2019 10:09 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2019 10:10 PM (0jtJt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:10 PM (dUJdY)
Hadn't reckoned with this, but I'm going to marry him anyway.
Bastard deer will eat the entire garden if we don't keep them out somehow. I'd just as soon turn this into a venison farm.
I finally got me a pair of steel-toed clodhoppers, so now I'm a real farm girl
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:10 PM (NMAzL)
Pic at the top could have been me and one of the girls. We had our fair share of those moments.
I like that.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2019 10:10 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2019 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Memorial service for one of Mr. H's cousins. He has a lot of cousins, and he was the first of that generation to pass.
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:11 PM (htgmn)
Which of you Texas Morons is this?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2a3thqz
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2019 10:10 PM (0jtJt)
So, since everything is bigger in Texas, is that a concealed carry?
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 10:11 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2019 10:11 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: wing at June 15, 2019 10:12 PM (JFzNN)
Anyhoo, he discovered two Colt M1911s that belonged to my grandfather that have been missing for years. Long story short, he gave them to me in a bid to begin to repair our relationship.
I must say, I feel better about the whole thing than I did yesterday.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:12 PM (2mqzK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
And a flotation device.
Posted by: Guy with 5 liter inflatable boobs at June 15, 2019 10:12 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:12 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
MisHum, funny you mention the chase in El Monte. I saw some of it live on TV here in So Cal and almost logged back into the ONT that night to mention it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2019 10:12 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2019 10:13 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:13 PM (ScThf)
Given the stronger and stronger pot that's being made available, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 10:13 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Jewell, this is where God has put me out to pasture, and I love it!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:14 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:14 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 15, 2019 10:09 PM (At/8G)
I've got half a mind to go get some Castelvetranos and cheese out of the refrigerator now. So thanks?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2019 10:14 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 15, 2019 10:14 PM (pPNCa)
I've heard it has the medicinal properties of marijuana, but none of the high.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 10:14 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2019 10:13 PM (9SkN+)
Or a wineskin.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:15 PM (NMAzL)
Things Popeye never said.
Posted by: JT
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Ah, didja ever notice that Swee'Pea looks like Whimpy - not Popeye?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:15 PM (2mqzK)
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 10:13 PM (OMsf+)
She had the munchies so bad that she eat herself...to death.
Posted by: Spaceballs Newscaster at June 15, 2019 10:15 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (ScThf)
Portland is full of 24-hour convenience stores. The ones in marginal neighborhoods have a bad reputation late at night - junkies and ne're-do-wells tend to congregate outside of them, and there are frequently thefts, robberies, and assaults in the stores.
A convenience store in a very junkie-intensive part of Portland is trying a new approach.
The door to the store is locked. If you want to enter the store, you have to stand on a mat, and look up at a camera. The store runs a facial recognition search on you, and if you are a known troublemaker, the door stays locked. If not, the door opens. An employee at the store claims that the software also checks for people with outstanding felony warrants, but I don't think that the cops have a database like that, and I don't think that they would share it with a private business if they did.
If this becomes more common, the SJW's on the Portland city council will ban it, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (VhR1N)
Your Grace, When is the wedding? And was he the soul of class when he popped the question? He did ask you, right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Good news: it would definitely help with eliminating food waste.
Bad news: celebs such as Lena Dunham will eat so much of their outfits they'll end up attending events naked.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Gooshy at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (NR6n1)
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 10:17 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 10:17 PM (ta49A)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyua8wwo
Those doggies have better manners than do our media lapdogs.
Posted by: RickZ at June 15, 2019 10:18 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:14 PM (htgmn)
First time ever. I did about a foot (the easy soil), but Publius took over once we hit heavy clay. We planted 15 fence posts this afternoon and evening. Unfortunately, there are a lot to go.
God bless that man - even with his rheumatoid arthritis, he's a trooper. He says the new infusion he's been getting is a real help, and he has more energy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:18 PM (NMAzL)
But a nice bucolic family picture. Thanks, Misanthropic Humanitarian.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 15, 2019 10:18 PM (kLxSO)
"I'll gladly pay you tuesday ... wait ! THAT'S not a hamburger ahhhh... close enough !"
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:18 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 15, 2019 10:18 PM (kLxSO)
They would condemn Israel.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2019 10:19 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:19 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: CN at June 15, 2019 10:19 PM (U7k5w)
"I'll gladly pay you tuesday ... wait ! THAT'S not a hamburger ahhhh... close enough !"
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:18 PM (ScThf)
--I'm hazy on Popeye lore, but wasn't it always part of the story that Swee Pea was adopted?
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 10:20 PM (XAYDB)
Hadn't reckoned with this, but I'm going to marry him anyway.
Bastard deer will eat the entire garden if we don't keep them out somehow. I'd just as soon turn this into a venison farm.
I finally got me a pair of steel-toed clodhoppers, so now I'm a real farm girl
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:10 PM
I'd recall publius' general plans for the deer fence from last evening... But I've been thinking... You'd catch more deer if you were to use concertina wire for the fence... Jus' sayin'!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:20 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Halfwise
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They would ask if the gun was purchased legally.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 10:20 PM (ta49A)
Also of note, the oarlocks are apparently pinned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2019 10:20 PM (YvUf/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2019 10:19 PM (EZebt)
UPS is a service that will leave packages at my house if I tell them to. FedEx is a place where I drive to go pick up things that I had "delivered".
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2019 10:21 PM (geIq4)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (ScThf)
Thanks, JT!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
You're most welcome.
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:21 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 15, 2019 10:22 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2019 10:22 PM (ykYG2)
If a tobacco company added THC to its cigarettes, what would a liberal say?
Posted by: Halfwise
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They would blame Trump.
Then they would ask what THC is.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 10:22 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
We haven't set a date yet, Salty - there's a lot going on right now. But it's all good - no particular rush.
Yes, he went down on one (ravaged) knee as I stood barefoot (but not pregnant) in the kitchen, and kissed my hand. That's how much he loves me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:22 PM (NMAzL)
He still looks like Whimpy though, damnit.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:23 PM (2mqzK)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 10:24 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)
If this becomes more common, the SJW's on the Portland city council will ban it, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 15, 2019 10:16 PM (I2/tG)
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This has already been outlawed in San Francisco, comrades.
Also, it has recently been made law that all businesses must accept cash, no cashless operations.
Leading the way to a better tomorrow citizens!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2019 10:24 PM (EZebt)
Did you now that there are worms that bore into a tomato and eat it from the inside out?
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:24 PM (htgmn)
from last evening... But I've been thinking... You'd catch more deer
if you were to use concertina wire for the fence... Jus' sayin'!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:20 PM (CLcKT)
A petting zoo? Bloody. LOL!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:24 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 15, 2019 10:25 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:22 PM (NMAzL)
That is so sweet. I heart Romance.
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:25 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2019 10:25 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2019 10:21 PM (geIq4)
This is an outwardly angled fence, which should mess with their deery heads. And it will be covered with orange sand/snow netting. That will hopefully freak them out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:26 PM (NMAzL)
Publius needs to get a handheld gas-powered augur, it's a real back- and time-saver.
I've used the Harbor Freight one like this, and it's great, even in Georgia clay: https://youtu.be/0l8wTLQfPz4
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 10:26 PM (OMsf+)
A convenience store in a very junkie-intensive part of Portland is trying a new approach.
The door to the store is locked.
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This is the case all over West L.A. and Beverly Hills. Someone looks you up and down, and if you don't seem too skeevy, you can come in and browse.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 10:26 PM (13CQC)
Aww.. tear in my eye. Not being snarky. I think it's wonderful.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
Heh. I got a call from my guitar-playing buddy (whom I've spoken of here) about 5:30 that went "Hey, how soon can you get to the club to play? The act that was supposed to be here couldn't make it."
So, I just got in from a fire alarm gig. We pulled the manager's ass out of the fire, so that's prolly worth at least one Attaboy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 10:27 PM (HaL55)
I am so happy for you both.
I will now do a Happy Dance in front of my wife. If I don't come back tonight, it worked. Or she is a dance critic, and I'm injured. One of the two.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:28 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Blutarski
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Well, shoot! We need a CFL cheerleader pic:
https://tinyurl.com/y4pmup3s
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 10:28 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2019 10:19 PM (EZebt)
Fed Ex and UPS have announced a merger.
They're gonna call it Fed-UP.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2019 10:28 PM (QzJWU)
I would seriously give you my next paycheck to see that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 10:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 15, 2019 10:30 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:31 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 10:31 PM (K22Va)
I have been running Content Restrictions on my iPad to block some IOS browser-hijacking site ads. The damned thing just blocked ace.mu.nu and acecomments.mu.nu. I had to whitelist the sites.
Did some asshole just blacklist AoSHQ for IOS devices?
Posted by: filbert at June 15, 2019 10:31 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 10:31 PM (ta49A)
What about fermenting the bread into alcohol?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 15, 2019 10:32 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:32 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 10:32 PM (6nE2G)
Posted by: dartist at June 15
Our little lake is no wake lake
Oats or electric motor only
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:15 PM (2mqzK)
He kinda looks like the Shmoo, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 10:33 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: filbert at June 15, 2019 10:31 PM (Lz9fr)
iOS Safari test
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:33 PM (2mqzK)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:15 PM (2mqzK)
He kinda looks like the Shmoo, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 10:33 PM (hSQmw)
And the Jeep.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)
Serious question.
Probably obvious but I don't want to overreact.
Oh, spoiler alert, but it's gross.
*Ahem*
Shitting five or six times in a day is probably not healthy. It's not every day but it happens a couple of times a week.
Probably worth seeing a doctor for?
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (PoO7+)
I have been running Content Restrictions on my iPad to block some IOS browser-hijacking site ads. The damned thing just blocked ace.mu.nu and acecomments.mu.nu. I had to whitelist the sites.
Did some asshole just blacklist AoSHQ for IOS devices?
Posted by: filbert at June 15, 2019 10:31 PM
I can access Teh HQ with Safari on my iPod... I just checked!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (8nYF9)
Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)
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They're proposing that people wear fungus.
How long until the first allergy claims
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (t+qrx)
Philadelphia is trying to ban the use of bulletproof glass to protect clerks in convenience stores, because that makes it too difficult for thugs to rob the Asians who work in these establishments.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 15, 2019 10:35 PM (I2/tG)
The door to the store is locked. If you want to enter the store, you have to stand on a mat, and look up at a camera. The store runs a facial recognition search on you, and if you are a known troublemaker, the door stays locked. If not, the door opens.
Just damn.
A few months ago I was pitching a service very similar to that to a high level Kroger executive.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 15, 2019 10:35 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Miklos, Sending up a style book flare at June 15, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 15, 2019 10:35 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2019 10:35 PM (4bd7D)
Probably worth seeing a doctor for?
Posted by: Robert
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Can you tie this into any change in diet? If not, and this is unusual for you, yes - see a shitty Dr.
You know what I mean.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:35 PM (2mqzK)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 15, 2019 10:36 PM (SRRAx)
Probably worth seeing a doctor for?
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM
What have you been eating there, Robert?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:36 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 15, 2019 10:36 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 10:36 PM (Rz2Nc)
I'm' sure the 37 stab wounds in her abdomen had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2019 10:36 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 15, 2019 10:18 PM (kLxSO)
Winston introduces KRATOM with THC! Look for the green box!
Winston K!
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2019 10:34 PM (PoO7+)
My husband has been that way his whole life.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: The Gay as all hell fucker who runs Apple at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Oats or electric motor only
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
OATS ?
So, ya throw 'em in the lake.... they absorb the water, and ya walk to where ya wanna go ?
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (ScThf)
You know what I mean.
No one has recommended slapping hot iron to it?
It's like I don't know you people anymore...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (HaL55)
I'm beginning to think there may be something to this notion that people are getting nervous. Some rather prominent dirtbags have done interviews lately -- Andrew McCabe, Susan Rice, James Baker. When this many of them are leaving their cozy firesides to talk to Rachel Maddow, I wonder if there's a collective sense of something coming and they're trying to get out in front of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 10:38 PM (6nE2G)
'Winston Tokes Good, Like a Cigarette Should!'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2019 10:38 PM (4bd7D)
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Is the purpose of this test to see if I'm a lesbian, Mr. Decker?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 10:39 PM (kQs4Y)
Backdoor oh yes
Posted by: The Gay as all hell fucker who runs Apple at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
??
Brave is owned by Brendan Eich.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)
It's like I don't know you people anymore...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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Patient - My ass has had this burning sensation lately.
Dr. - Could it be the hot iron you've slapped to it?
Nah, that couldn't be it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:39 PM (2mqzK)
Oats or electric motor only
Nice. My favorite kinds of lakes. I see why you moved there.
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 10:39 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (13CQC)
May it be so.
Posted by: Halfwise at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM (4bd7D)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:33 PM (2mqzK)
I think it was Olive Oyl that got around. I believe it was because Popeye could only achieve an erection after eating a can of spinach.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM (m79Dg)
Only happened to me once but it was unforgettable. Dark unlit two lane country road with 5-6 foot corn fields on either side and fire flies everywhere for about a mile long stretch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Jmel at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM (LnNEa)
Oats or electric motor only
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
OATS ?
So, ya throw 'em in the lake.... they absorb the water, and ya walk to where ya wanna go ?
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (ScThf)
OOOOOOOATS on the WAAAATER
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:41 PM (t+qrx)
Just came back from a big neighborhood party and the gay flags and paraphernalia were everywhere!
I thought I would have a miserable time, but I had a blast. A couple of gay guys I play tennis with made a big deal over me and made me feel welcome. All in all, I had a great time.
Some of the members of the left can actually be very decent people.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 15, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2019 10:41 PM (w54mS)
"No stem, no seeds that you don't need
Acapulco Gold is...*inhale*...bad ass weed...*whewwww*"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM
FIFY!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (CLcKT)
I.m very proud to be the father of our girls. If we accomplished nothing else in our marriage, we raised two outstanding kids.
Makes a nice legacy for a man.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (h2Bdk)
I guess I'll have to go back to viewing porn sites and site ad spam. Boo.
Posted by: filbert at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (6nE2G)
Oats or electric motor only
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
I'm on a 10HP limit, well house boats can do a bit more, 25, I think. The ranger gets 50 HP.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2019 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
*******
Loafing Around - a limerick
A crusty old clothes hound named Brown
Made clothing from bread that he found
He looked really cute
In a sourdough suit
We all said "He's the toast of the town!"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 10:43 PM (mvenn)
I may be sorry I asked.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:43 PM (2mqzK)
Posted by: filbert at June 15, 2019 10:44 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM
FIFY!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (CLcKT)
Bah. I got all worried about that and it turned out to be nothing. The only part that was remotely annoying was the previous night, and as long as you make sure you don't have to be anywhere it's no big deal.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 10:44 PM (h2Bdk)
Oars
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2019 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
Oi, mate, is you callin' us 'oars?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM
FIFY!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (CLcKT)
Joe Biden's M.D. scheduled him for a brain scan. With a Proctologist.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2019 10:44 PM (QzJWU)
Many of them are good people. Glad you had a nice time.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:44 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
-------
One Spring in N.Georgia, I was so taken by it that I hiked into the woods a bit, and just sat on a log and watched. It was mesmerizing in the near total darkness.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2019 10:45 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: Chuck C at June 15, 2019 10:45 PM (zCabI)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:35 PM (2mqzK)
Oh, probably. A few months ago I got my CDL and I drive OTR. I don't eat most truck stop shit (PJ Fresh salads are nice, though) so I eat a lot of soups and tuna. Well, mostly soup.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2019 10:45 PM (PoO7+)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:45 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 10:45 PM (aS1PU)
On the other hand, how is your stress level? That will mess with your guts, and the GP may not ask about that.
If you are at TMJ/Puking every morning stress levels you may want to look into that as well
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 10:46 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 10:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:35 PM (2mqzK)
Oh, probably. A few months ago I got my CDL and I drive OTR. I don't eat most truck stop shit (PJ Fresh salads are nice, though) so I eat a lot of soups and tuna. Well, mostly soup.
Posted by: Robert
And soup rhymes with poop !
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:46 PM (ScThf)
I may be sorry I asked.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:43 PM (2mqzK)
It was Gay Pride day in Columbus and everyone was wearing GP tee shirts, ascots, hats, etc.
I honestly don't care who other people choose to love, but I sometimes wish their personal choices weren't shoved in my face 24/7...
Posted by: Ladyl at June 15, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miklos, occupied with cigar bidnis at June 15, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM
FIFY!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (CLcKT)
LOL!
Well, it might be the closest thing I'll ever get to romance.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2019 10:47 PM (PoO7+)
I may be sorry I asked.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:43 PM (2mqzK)
Strap ons, anus shaped flesh lights, gerbils, animal shaped condom balloons. Just the usual stuff.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2019 10:47 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 15, 2019 10:48 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 15, 2019 10:48 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 10:42 PM (h2Bdk)
--Christy Matthewson is one of the original Baseball HOFers.
Some names we take for granted as girl's names were men's names.
Christy is one, and Ashley is another.
Tyler is currently "in transition"
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 10:48 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Stone ground, and it should come out yellow
Posted by: Miklos, occupied with cigar bidnis at June 15, 2019 10:47 PM
I've heard of grits before. I've just never actually seen one.
Posted by: Vinny at June 15, 2019 10:48 PM (zCabI)
Posted by: Robert
And soup rhymes with poop !
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:46 PM (ScThf)
And that stands for pool!
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 10:49 PM (t+qrx)
Oh, probably. A few months ago I got my CDL and I drive OTR. I don't eat most truck stop shit (PJ Fresh salads are nice, though) so I eat a lot of soups and tuna. Well, mostly soup.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2019 10:45 PM (PoO7+)
Your problem might also be caused by an overactive thyroid. Don't ask me how I know this,
Posted by: Ladyl at June 15, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Well, that's funny, because I've always heard that THC stays in the body for weeks after use, which makes employment drug tests very problematic since they can't distinguish current intoxication from recreational use on weekends.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 10:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:46 PM (ScThf)
And that stands for pool!
Posted by: hogmartin
LOL again !
Nice Music Man reference !
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 10:50 PM (ScThf)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
IT'S REPUSIVE AND DISGUSTING that the city hasnt changed it's name!!!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at June 15, 2019 10:51 PM (ta49A)
it was because Popeye could only achieve an erection after eating a can
of spinach.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 15, 2019 10:40 PM (m79Dg)
I know, right? He pops of all manic, that really unromantic music starts up, and there he is with spinach in his teeth. Would take a special kind of woman to say yes to that.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 10:51 PM (hSQmw)
Remember, too, that ALL food is health food -- some is good health food and some is bad health food.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2019 10:51 PM (dPMBY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 15, 2019 10:51 PM (DW6U4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 10:51 PM (6nE2G)
Posted by: The New Christy Minstrels at June 15, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 10:44 PM (h2Bdk)
It's no big deal as long as you don't have to be anywhere AND you have a prepper-sized stock of Charmin very near to hand.
Posted by: RickZ at June 15, 2019 10:52 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2019 10:52 PM (2mqzK)
Posted by: The New Christy Minstrels
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You're not really 29, are you?
Posted by: Barry McGuire at June 15, 2019 10:53 PM (ZMWtN)
most truck stop shit (PJ Fresh salads are nice, though) so I eat a lot
of soups and tuna. Well, mostly soup.
I had antibiotics IV once and what followed for about two years was gastrointestinal hell until I figured out that my gut flora had been killed.
I tried something called "kefir." Lots of probiotics in it. Look for it in the yogurt aisle of your local grocery story. A couple of big guzzles from the bottle a day, don't drink the whole thing at once. See if that helps.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 15, 2019 10:54 PM (rnAwa)
I looked up what might cause this, and the sites were unhelpful. Shit happens sometimes.
If it's coupled with, and I'm quoting from memory, a feeling like 'paul krugman in the limbic colon, with his pointy gnome hat, lighting fires', that would be diverticulitis, which you don't want.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2019 10:54 PM (ykYG2)
Ryan O'Reilly, i.e., he who drops the F bombs in Miss Hum's video above, wore a black hat & cavorted around playfully with the crowd.
With his full bushy beard, he looked exactly like a big, strapping Irish-Canadian rabbi, btw, & I'm pretty sure he knew that, too.
Posted by: mnw at June 15, 2019 10:54 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Cultless Miklos at June 15, 2019 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 10:56 PM (7/jhW)
Posted by: Barry McGuire at June 15, 2019 10:56 PM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 10:56 PM (mvenn)
Ryan O'Reilly, i.e., he who drops the F bombs in Miss Hum's video above, wore a black hat & cavorted around playfully with the crowd.
With his full bushy beard, he looked exactly like a big, strapping Irish-Canadian rabbi, btw, & I'm pretty sure he knew that, too.
Posted by: mnw at June 15, 2019 10:54 PM (Cssks)
--Bluuuuuuuuuuuues!!!!!!
I'm a Jets fan (and a Bruins fan) and happy for them.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 10:57 PM (XAYDB)
I wonder if there's a collective sense of something coming and they're trying to get out in front of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 10:37 PM (13CQC)
May it be so.
Posted by: Halfwise
======
Come to think of it, another one out there yapping to Maddow is Hillary herself. Hm.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 10:57 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Cultless Miklos
________
The Wisdom and the Way of the Horned Oyster would happily welcome you into our community.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 10:58 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklosing at June 15, 2019 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 10:51 PM (6nE2G)
Don't look at me for an answer. I got raked over the coals by a date because I didn't fink Hitchcock's The Birds to be terribly scary.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 10:58 PM (hSQmw)
********
Okay, let's roll up our sleeves...
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 10:56 PM (mvenn)
--As long as we're not Procrustean about the topic.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Muldoon
I like dresses with pretty flours.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklosing at June 15, 2019 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
I don't knead this.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM (aS1PU)
For THC, there are varying figures, ranging from 1,260 milligrams of THC per kilogram of body weight down to 666 mg/kg
You'd have to smoke pounds of pot. Maaaayyyybe if you drank a lot of an oil, maybe.
But no, it was not bound to happen sooner or later.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM (7/jhW)
Overdosing on Water can kill you. I won't be surprised if the Louisiana coroner is correct.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2019 10:07 PM (V2Yro)
She's not. One would suffocate first due to the amount required to be smoked in a short period of time.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 11:00 PM (6nE2G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 11:00 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: FireHorse
I Like the big Oyster Horns you guys put on the front of old Cadillacs. Authentic.
The horn itself doesn't seem to do much.
Posted by: Miklos, from Classic Oyster Cars LLC at June 15, 2019 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
As I always say.. you never know when love is gonna jump and bite you in the ass!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (438dO)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (Z0huu)
*cough* Usenet *cough*
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (DTX3h)
"Honey, do these buns make my ass look fat?"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (mvenn)
Today, she let me know it's a Pagan wedding. No, rice or beard seed throwing, ringing bells to call for fairies, I said that'll scare them away.
The she told me her friend that is getting married Reiki Master will be there. He cross dresses and is around 70 and his wife stayed married to him. I looked up Reiki and said he's awful at it as it's supposed to help with mental health.,
I knew this was her friend's second marriage, I asked my wife if it was his second marriage, she said no, it's his first. He's 12 years younger than her.
I left plenty out, but if they are LARP their wedding, I am too. I will be Thor for the evening.,
The Mrs. says I don't have to go if I can't bite my tongue. I say the guy wearing a dress could stay home if he can't wear a dress for the night.
I might take a hard pass on the event.
Posted by: Elet vasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)
This is what sometimes does for rave kiddies when they are off their heads on molly. We're talking an amphetamine, which causes obsessive-compulsive behaviour, and a neurotoxin, which plays tricks on the memory, plus something that makes drinking cold water feel really really nice.
I'm invoking the 'don't ask me how I know this' card, here.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 15, 2019 11:03 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 11:00 PM (6nE2G)
--Best stat about the Blues is that they're the first Stanley Cup champs to have a losing home record in the playoffs.
(e.g., against the Jets they were 3-0 road, 1-2 home)
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 11:03 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Miklos, possibly forgiven at June 15, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (DTX3h)
Do any ISPs even run NNTP servers any more?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:04 PM (7/jhW)
So I had a beef with my ex that Adrienne Barbeau wasn't known for her magnificent boob's. Who's Right?Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
................
primo rack.. top shelf!
But maybe that's why she's your ex
Personally, I would never enter an opinion on a TV celeb's rack to my wife..
I would say something like.. she has beautiful eyes..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 15, 2019 11:04 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:05 PM (Rz2Nc)
https://tinyurl.com/y23zyp6z
I had that pic hanging on the wall of my office for a while.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 11:05 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (Z0huu)
--Whatever happens romantically, continue to edumacate that dude.
We may get a turn.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 11:05 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Muldoon
Our corporate user and inclusiveness guide has been updated.
Posted by: Bunn Warmers at June 15, 2019 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Marijuana joints killed my uncle Bill
We knew one day they'd get 'im.
He bent over in the street to pick one up
And a bus went by and hit 'im.
Smoke Burma Shave!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 11:06 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:06 PM (Z0huu)
I would say something like.. she has beautiful eyes..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 15, 2019 11:04 PM (438dO)
Yup. Smart man.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 11:06 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM
Found the stoner.
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 11:06 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (Z0huu)
You know a lot more about it and yet his uninformed opinion is that we should all have it. Right up the ass.
This is why Big Tech must censor dissenting thought such as you expressed. Because that guy should never be exposed to ideas that are not approved by the proggie Borg. You see four lights; he's still stuck at three.
Posted by: RickZ at June 15, 2019 11:07 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (Z0huu)
You want a cat? I think I have a spare one around here somewhere.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 11:07 PM (hSQmw)
Warren 21%
Biden 20%
Sanders 19%
Klobuchar 16%
Buttigieg 11%
Harris 4%
O'Rourke 3%
Yang 2%
Booker 1%
Posted by: Ha at June 15, 2019 11:08 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents
................
Ouch, Stella!
Keep looking.. for the guy who yells Stellllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaa! in the middle of the night..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 15, 2019 11:08 PM (438dO)
Beard seed might make a significant difference in the number of wispy beards found in the hipster population, if those stupid a-holes would stop overindulging in soy products.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2019 11:08 PM (dPMBY)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (Z0huu)
You want a cat? I think I have a spare one around here somewhere.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 11:07 PM (hSQmw)
LOL. You're a giver.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 11:08 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)
I remember back when they were being 29 and all, but probably not. 3rd party Usenet services are still out there.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 15, 2019 11:08 PM (DTX3h)
2020 Minnesota Democratic Primary:
Warren 21%
Biden 20%
Sanders 19%
Klobuchar 16%
Buttigieg 11%
Harris 4%
O'Rourke 3%
Yang 2%
Booker 1%
Posted by: Ha
................
This is beautiful.. I loves me a gridlocked Dem national convention!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 15, 2019 11:09 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 11:09 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:09 PM (K22Va)
********
You won't be able to make a proper waistcoat out of bread. As the old saying goes, yeast is yeast and vest is vest and never the twain shall meet!"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 11:09 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 11:09 PM (6nE2G)
We're goin' a hundred miles an hour
Cause this ol' Ford can still fly
Got Four Roses in a sack and we ain't lookin' back tonight
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2019 11:09 PM (0E3ni)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM
Found the stoner"
That epidemiologist who gave the figures I posted?
But seriously, you have to be a dullard to look at the known facts on ld50 and think smoking pot can kill you. You'd pass out way before you even got close.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:10 PM (7/jhW)
Posted by: Ha at June 15, 2019 11:10 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Kindltot
________
Keep going. You're on a roll.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:10 PM (ta49A)
I vaguely remember things involving pot, safety glasses, and surgical gloves in New Orleans.
Too expensive, more of a DIY .
Posted by: Miklos from da Quarters at June 15, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Thanks for your Blues comments, tonite & throughout the playoffs.
I think having a new, never-before SC champion will be VERY VERY good for the NHL. It gives fans everywhere fresh hope. Same thing with the Raptors.
Posted by: mnw at June 15, 2019 11:11 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM
Found the stoner"
That epidemiologist who gave the figures I posted?
But seriously, you have to be a dullard to look at the known facts on ld50 and think smoking pot can kill you. You'd pass out way before you even got close.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:10 PM (7/jhW)
Did you just quote yourself?
I don't think I've even been that high. Lol
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: mnw
________
Two in a row!
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:12 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:12 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents
..............
Stella - what geographical area are you in.. maybe a moron/'ette can fix you up.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 15, 2019 11:12 PM (438dO)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:02 PM (Z0huu)
Start attending various regional Mo Meets.
Our Motto: "The Odds Are Good But The Goods Are Odd"
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2019 11:12 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 11:13 PM (mvenn)
But no, it was not bound to happen sooner or later.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM (7/jhW)
This woman wasn't smoking pot; she was vaping concentrated cannabis oil. I agree nobody's going to die smoking pot, aside from an allergic reaction. But you can OD on pretty much anything if you concentrate it enough.
40mg of table salt is enough to kill you: https://tinyurl.com/yc6gwndl
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:13 PM (h2Bdk)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2019 11:12 PM (QzJWU)
I'm going to the Texas Mome. I expect to see a fine pool of eligible Morons!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 15, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miklos, a medium sized Bopper at June 15, 2019 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Nah, I'm jsut messing with you. But at the rate that strain development is progressing, they may well get to that point. A quick search shows strains now with 30+% THC (I have no idea how that translates to the figures you posted) compared to <10% in the 70s and 80s.
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 11:14 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 15, 2019 11:14 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:14 PM (7/jhW)
Posted by: Ladyl
Pics!
No red dots though
Posted by: Miklos, I got a lawyah at June 15, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
concentrated cannabis oil. I agree nobody's going to die smoking pot,
aside from an allergic reaction. But you can OD on pretty much anything
if you concentrate it enough.
40mg of table salt is enough to kill you: https://tinyurl.com/yc6gwndl
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:13 PM (h2Bdk)
You'd still pass out before dying. My guess is if it had anything to do with the vape then it was probably a crap cutting agent found in most of the fake THC oil cartridges sold on the black market down here. More likely it was normal causes. People do just die sometime you know.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 11:16 PM (rnXGe)
But no, it was not bound to happen sooner or later.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 10:59 PM (7/jhW)
This woman wasn't smoking pot; she was vaping concentrated cannabis oil. I agree nobody's going to die smoking pot, aside from an allergic reaction. But you can OD on pretty much anything if you concentrate it enough.
"
I felt like I addressed that with my "drinking oil" comment.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:16 PM (7/jhW)
You rang?
Posted by: SMOD at June 15, 2019 11:16 PM (EgshT)
for the NHL. It gives fans everywhere fresh hope. Same thing with the
Raptors.
There's one Bball team that will never win a championship: the Orlando Tragic. They're just a tax write-off for the DeVos fambily.
They had the opportunity to get the Zen Master, Phil Jackson, down here to build a team around Dwight Howard and didn't do it. That team is like everything else down here, it's only a tourist attraction.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 11:17 PM (HaL55)
The U.S. Postal Service is the envy of much of the world. In Italy, they drive to Switzerland to mail important documents & letters.
Posted by: mnw at June 15, 2019 11:17 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 15, 2019 11:13 PM (mvenn)
Endeavor to perverse!
Posted by: Big Gay, Waving Rainbow Flags at June 15, 2019 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)
Thanks for your Blues comments, tonite & throughout the playoffs.
I think having a new, never-before SC champion will be VERY VERY good for the NHL. It gives fans everywhere fresh hope. Same thing with the Raptors.
Posted by: mnw at June 15, 2019 11:11 PM (Cssks)
--Jets next year!!!!
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 11:17 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 11:16 PM (rnXGe)
It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 11:18 PM (t+qrx)
"The situation is impossible, but not serious"
Posted by: Gen. Miklos von Paulus at June 15, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:18 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at June 15, 2019 11:18 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:19 PM (Z0huu)
Posted by: hogmartin
So.
The Meat Lab has work to do.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, with personal crop circle at June 15, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
The U.S. Postal Service is the envy of much of the world. In Italy, they drive to Switzerland to mail important documents & letters.
Posted by: mnw at June 15, 2019 11:17 PM (Cssks)
--I was told to send out post cards from the Vatican City PO instead of trusting the tender mercies of the Italian postal service.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 11:19 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: mnw at June 15, 2019 11:20 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:16 PM (7/jhW)
Point was it really was bound to happen, and probably happens more often than we realize. If there's no sign of foul play, I bet it mostly gets written off as an early heart attack.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:20 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 11:20 PM (6nE2G)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:20 PM (ta49A)
That still isn't strong enough to overdose, barring some underlying physical issue.
There is simply no way the coroner is correct.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:21 PM (7/jhW)
How goes it?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 11:00 PM (CLcKT)
Pretty good at the moment. We covered it pretty exhaustively in the chess thread starting at #168.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 11:21 PM (sdi6R)
Except, again, it wasn't. Unless she drank a lot of it. Smoking cannot do it.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:22 PM (7/jhW)
Posted by: That Hemp Guy at June 15, 2019 11:22 PM (EgshT)
Ooh baby that's a what I like.
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:18 PM (K22Va)
I just found myself mindlessly humming that song.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 11:23 PM (aS1PU)
I just watched the new Scorcese thing about Dylan and the Rolling Thunder tour and in one of the curiosity corners of my mind I wondered who was playing drums because the drums sounded good.
He's Howie Wyeth, one of those Wyeths, the Chadd's Ford we're brilliant artists Wyeths. Apparently they grow drummers too.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 11:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bomb boy at June 15, 2019 11:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 11:24 PM (OMsf+)
The U.S. Postal Service is the envy of much of the world. In Italy, they drive to Switzerland to mail important documents & letters.
Posted by: mnw at June 15, 2019 11:17 PM (Cssks)
I'm pretty happy with the post office. My stuff usually arrives the day after it was mailed, and in good condition. Yes, the cost has gone up over the years, but it's still pretty cheap.
I had a roommate in college whose girlfriend went to Spain for a year as an exchange student. The packages she sent sometimes looked like they'd been run over by a truck. The USPO would put a bag around them to keep the stuff from getting separated and attached a note that said basically, don't blame us this is how it arrived in the US.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:24 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 15, 2019 11:25 PM (rnAwa)
Milady had left for extended family visit. I had written a song of this theme with this chord progression.
When I heard it on the radio, it was all kinds of weird. Had I heard it before and subconsciously copied it? (No.)
Don't think I've ever recorded or published mine. But I did learn to sing & plunk this song out on the paino. Since I already knew the tune.
This is much more how I thought the song should sound than the Bread version. Who dis lovely voice singer gal is? Nothing in the YouTube uploader's description.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 15, 2019 11:25 PM (At/8G)
The Meat Lab has work to do.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, with personal crop circle at June 15, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Just don't ask to see what's in the trunk.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 11:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:20 PM (ta49A)
--Also from the 'Peg?
The fantastic Wailin' Jennys:
https://youtu.be/qPnW70OuRHA
(my favourite studio album of theirs)
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 11:26 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:26 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 11:00 PM (CLcKT)
Pretty good at the moment. We covered it pretty exhaustively in the chess thread starting at #168.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 11:21 PM
Got it, thanks! Good to hear things went well!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 11:27 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:19 PM (Z0huu)
Look to connect with commenter "Ben Had", a regular here. Host of the Tx Mo Meet.
If I'm not mistaken, it'll be 3rd wknd in October.
It *will* be in Corsicana, TX. You'll wanna grab Southwest Airlines, into their Love Field (Dallas) home airport.
Corsicana will be about an hour South of Dallas.
You may not even have to rent a car. I'll wager that there'll be several Morons or 'Ettes who'd be pleased and honored to give you a ride to the event.
And yes, you should attend. The Tx Mo Meet is UNIQUE, in that it's not held at a restaurant or pub.
Rather, until now, it's been held at Ben Had's Horse Ranch, just outside of Corsicana. Improvised (but very adequate) shooting range, followed by (last year) a whole roast hog, all the trimmings and earlier (for lunch) a bucket o' homemade chicken soup.
Who needs a restaurant?
This year, the shooting element will be hosted at a VERY first class range facility.
And the eats will feature (I believe), goat (cabrito), with several other fine cuts to select from, for backup.
ALL of the trimmings, desserts and after the guns are safely cleaned n' cased....then comes the adult libations, lies, tall tales and exaggerations.
Why, you'd think it was an Official Meeting of the ONT, live and in person!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2019 11:27 PM (QzJWU)
So, 660/20=33 doses.
Using a weight of 60kg (132 ish lbs) you get 60*33=1980 doses.
This is math. There is a fudge factor, but let's be real. There's simlply no way she overdosed from smoking.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:28 PM (7/jhW)
Can marijuana kill you? Duhr. Enough of anything can. Even water. (Oh, I see Tom Servo covered that at #8. Heh.)
•
Porn site data mining is driving the adoption of VPN more than government censors and copyrighty blockers. It's a fact, because you just read it on the innerwebz.
•
Firework-stealing dog: classic vid I was glad to watch again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 15, 2019 11:28 PM (At/8G)
My guess is if it had anything to do with the vape then it was probably a crap cutting agent found in most of the fake THC oil cartridges sold on the black market down here.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 11:16 PM (rnXGe)
Ooh, that's a good point. When I first switched from smoking cigarettes I noticed that the first vape product I bought was made in China.
Yeah. No. I got right on the intertubes and found Halo Cigs which are made in the USA under pharmaceutical standards.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:19 PM (Z0huu)
3rd weekend of October, and not too far south of DFW. There will be bacon, and gubs, and horses...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2019 11:29 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: hogmartin
Now you know why I drive a convertible.
Posted by: Miklos, always intense and blaming society at June 15, 2019 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Wow, did not know that. Andrew painted with tempera, which was egg yolk mixed with ground pigment. A very permanent medium. His pop was an awesome illustrator. His boy pretty good too.
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:30 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 11:25 PM (t+qrx)
You don't want to see what's in the trunk.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:30 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Miklos, and I remember the day at June 15, 2019 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
prayers. May you have the one-soul marriage of satisfaction that others
can only envy.
I am so happy for you both.
I will now do a Happy Dance in front of my wife. If I don't come
back tonight, it worked. Or she is a dance critic, and I'm injured. One
of the two.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Bless you, Salty! I hope it worked
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 11:31 PM (NMAzL)
Night all.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:31 PM (7/jhW)
That still isn't strong enough to overdose, barring some underlying physical issue.
There is simply no way the coroner is correct.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:21 PM (7/jhW)
Yeah, something isn't right. People have been smoking that shit since christ was a corporal and only now somebody dies from it?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2019 11:32 PM (9Om/r)
I see Miley has 'splained how I put her to work this afternoon. I'm testing her mettle. She passed, so maybe I'll break out the PTO auger next run.
J/K. I don't have one. We never had cows so had no need for fencing. A late neighbor had one, and also a driver, a tractor mounted hydraulic fence post driver. I could've borrowed it, but his son is such a smart ass, I didn't want to bother.
It was in soft plowed dirt, and not too much trouble. We did hit some red clay at about 18" or so.
I'm just rigging up some flimsy fencing, trying to make something look too buggerish for the damn deer to jump.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:32 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2019 10:21 PM (geIq4)
This is an outwardly angled fence, which should mess with their deery heads. And it will be covered with orange sand/snow netting. That will hopefully freak them out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:26 PM (NMAzL)
Great. You're training American Ninja Warrior Deer
Posted by: Buzzion at June 15, 2019 11:33 PM (F02kq)
Pow Pow Bigfoot Chow
Bigfoot Pemican
Bigfoot Chip Dip
Lieawatha's Bigfoot Buttered Maize
Posted by: James T at June 15, 2019 11:33 PM (15zwm)
Yeah. I'm a fanboi. It was a treat to find that this whole other thread led back there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 11:33 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Whatever at June 15, 2019 11:33 PM (rRxrm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 11:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at June 15, 2019 11:34 PM (Z0huu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 11:34 PM (6nE2G)
https://youtu.be/qPnW70OuRHA
Posted by: logprof
________
Very nice.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:35 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 11:34 PM (HaL55)
Yeah. You know Willie Wonka's lickable wallpaper?
Printed with Tempura.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 11:35 PM (aS1PU)
Orlando International Airport is famous for it's parking lot view of the submarine races.
Posted by: Miklos, when I was young at June 15, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 11:36 PM (aKsyK)
from smoking cigarettes I noticed that the first vape product I bought
was made in China.
Yeah. No. I got right on the intertubes and found Halo Cigs which are made in the USA under pharmaceutical standards.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
It's a real problem in the THC vape market. I know of one in particular called DANK Vapes that is a legit product sold in legit dispensaries. However, the Chinese copied the packages perfectly and wholesale the empty carts and boxes. Google it. You can buy the empty packaging in 1000 cts for nothing on Alibaba. Lots of people complaining about migraines, etc.
I was offered one of these about 2 months ago by someone who thought they were real, that's how I know.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 11:36 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Miklos, and I remember the day at June 15, 2019 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
His rolling papers were newspaper. Ink and all.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 11:37 PM (rnXGe)
St. John the Baptist Parish's sheriff is also the guy who made the most ridiculous pot busts of all time. The picture is worth 1000 words. Note the safety glasses and surgical gloves:
https://tinyurl.com/y23zyp6z
I had that pic hanging on the wall of my office for a while.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
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That's the most hilarious caption of all time, and it wasn't even in a contest.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 11:37 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:37 PM (K22Va)
I would bring a few boom sticks and lots of ammo.
Next year may be a possibility.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 15, 2019 11:37 PM (WEBkv)
Internet here is unreliable but I'll post as I can.
Fun day with sibs and their families. Swimming and eating and catching up.
Posted by: americankestrel's phone at June 15, 2019 11:37 PM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 15, 2019 11:37 PM (B+t5k)
1. An auger FAR exceeds a posthole digger for ease and convenience. Holy cow yes. But it's heavy and controlling it can be a workout.
2. Does anybody have a snow blade attachment for a John Deere tractor? Is it worth the cost?
3. The Trump-watching dogs are good pups! Treats all around!
4. I really need a vacation.
Hope this night finds everybody well!
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at June 15, 2019 11:38 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Is how the shrimp at Japanese restaurant get color.
Posted by: Miklos, bowing and accepting tips at June 15, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Backwards Boy
A grunt and a struggle, as always. He suffers in silence and waves off my concern. "I'm used to it, sweetheart."
Thank you all for your good wishes and congratulations. We're very, very happy.
I love this place. It's dripping with atmosphere. Like the old man who sits outside of the Waffle House on his walker. He has his weinerdog with him, and he brings the doggie's bed so he can wait outside and lie in it while his master is inside eating. Tonight they were both outside, but the weinerdog had a little plaid blanket over him and I could see his eyes and nose, that's all.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 11:39 PM (NMAzL)
So, 660/20=33 doses.
Using a weight of 60kg (132 ish lbs) you get 60*33=1980 doses.
This is math. There is a fudge factor, but let's be real. There's simlply no way she overdosed from smoking.
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:28 PM (7/jhW)
LD50 doesn't tell you what you need to know. It's just the amount that kills half the people. It's not the amount under which nobody dies.
A good example is caffeine. LD50 for caffeine is 150-200 mg/kg, which works out, depending on your weight to something like 50-100 cups of coffee. But people die from caffeine induced arrhythmias at far lower doses all the time, lower than ten cups equivalent.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:39 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 11:37 PM (13CQC)
I sit in a meeting with that guy at least once a month. I've been dying to ask him to autograph a copy.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 11:39 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:39 PM (K22Va)
The deer population is getting out of hand around here. It's getting ridiculous. They love gardens, especiall any type of beans. Like crack to 'em.
And deer can jump. A 4' fence is nothing. And they'll jump a 6' fair to middlin' as well. The hungrier they are, the higher they'll jump.
The best deer fence is one slanted at a 45 degree angle, which is what I'm putting up. They can't judge depth with that, and won't attempt to try to jump.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:39 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miklos, and I remember the day at June 15, 2019 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
And then wore all the chains he forged in life.
Posted by: Scrooge at June 15, 2019 11:39 PM (rRxrm)
Posted by: Miklos, and I remember the day at June 15, 2019 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Marley died of melanoma under a toenail. He didn't get treatment because he thought it was a soccer injury. So he ignored it and the cancer spread. Melanoma is very treatable if caught early and he did catch it early. He just got stoned and forgot.
Posted by: Big Gay, Waving Rainbow Flags at June 15, 2019 11:40 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: RickZ at June 15, 2019 11:40 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at June 15, 2019 11:38 PM (1FhAQ)
When you go to hell, Satan hands you a post hole digger.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 11:40 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:35 PM (ta49A)
--First two songs are among the best break-up music ever.
Also fine: "Arlington," "Starlight," "Apocalypse Lullabye," "This Is Where," and their cover of "Deeper Well."
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 11:40 PM (XAYDB)
And now I want some.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 15, 2019 11:41 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Big Gay, Waving Rainbow Flags at June 15, 2019 11:40 PM (Y8PSl)
He also refused to have the toe amputated even after they discovered it was cancer, citing some rasta crap.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:42 PM (h2Bdk)
And now I want some.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 15, 2019 11:41 PM
The "Froot Poofs" look intriguing...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 15, 2019 11:42 PM (CLcKT)
I've used the Harbor Freight one like this, and it's great, even in Georgia clay: https://youtu.be/0l8wTLQfPz4
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 10:26 PM (OMsf+)
And if the auger gets stuck on a rock or root, it makes a real fun merry-go-round!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2019 11:42 PM (WG6O9)
I sit in a meeting with that guy at least once a month. I've been dying to ask him to autograph a copy.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
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Any chance you could get him to raid the evidence locker and give you some Froot Poofs or Weetos? Holy laff track, who thought those names up, the biggest fan of South Park?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 11:43 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 11:43 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:32 PM (NMAzL)
Deer don't like jumping into an enclosed area, I'm not certain of the area you're fencing off, but 6' plus all around can work. Posts need to hold, but not necessarily deep, how much time you want redoing them?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:44 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: logprof
________
ABBA had a bunch. Dokken raised it to a new level. Gareth Emery has the best break-up song I've ever heard:
https://tinyurl.com/j3bz4eo
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:44 PM (ta49A)
We've got several talented, SAFE coaches and instructors who will be in attendance.
If you've ever wanted to learn, but didn't know where to go or who to trust... this is the most Gold Plated opportunity to learn....safely, with much patience and many smiles, that you're likely to find.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2019 11:44 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 11:45 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Miklos, out and about at June 15, 2019 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 11:45 PM (6nE2G)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:39 PM (h2Bdk)
In which case they died of an arrythmia, not a caffeine overdose.
Posted by: Wilsonian at June 15, 2019 11:45 PM (clwW5)
Depending, you may need some certified PADI guys...
Posted by: Miklos, in a dive bar at June 15, 2019 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
"I didn't die of alcoholism, I died of cirrhosis"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 15, 2019 11:47 PM (ykYG2)
I'm exhausted, but I need to make banana pudding for my future FiL before I go to bed so it can chill overnight. My Father's Day gift, along with making dinner over there.
I'll try to get back to y'all before I pass out. If not, later, gators!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 11:47 PM (NMAzL)
I've used the Harbor Freight one like this, and it's great, even in Georgia clay: https://youtu.be/0l8wTLQfPz4
Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 10:26 PM (OMsf+)
And if the auger gets stuck on a rock or root, it makes a real fun merry-go-round!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2019 11:42 PM (WG6O9)
That doesn't sound like it augurs well.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 11:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2019 11:32 PM (9Om/r)
Reefer Madness is real, people! I saw that documentary.
Posted by: RickZ at June 15, 2019 11:48 PM (Y8PSl)
https://youtu.be/dKjCWfuvYxQ
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2019 11:45 PM (hSQmw)
LOL!!!
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 11:48 PM (aS1PU)
If I got an auger, I'd get a tractor mounted PTO driven one. Cheaper ones run about $500.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:48 PM (NMAzL)
Lol, 4 of us couldn't hold a 10" auger that got snagged and had to let go doing fence posts. Beers and laughs trying to hit the kill switch.
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:49 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2019 11:37 PM (13CQC)
--LMAO
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 11:49 PM (XAYDB)
Surplus sale at Oberlin College.
Posted by: Raimondo the Dean and defendant at June 15, 2019 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:48 PM (NMAzL)
Borrow a neighbor's, they won't mind. It's just sitting there until the need it again.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:50 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 11:50 PM (HaL55)
A person I know was at a party last summer attended by a lot of old hippies. They started passing around joints and my friend, who had last smoked pot in his early college years (mid-1980s) decided what the heck, he'd try it for old time's sake. He got really sick and threw up in the car on the way home. Couldn't handle it at all. I wonder how many of the people pushing for pot legalization (coming soon to Illinois, will surely solve all our fiscal problems!) realize this....
Posted by: Secret Square at June 15, 2019 11:51 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 15, 2019 11:52 PM (KP5rU)
Oh there's one less than a mile down the road. But he's such a smart ass, he'd have to interrogate what I was doing and critique it and I'd have to sit and listen to that for an hour.
And he's the type who would find something wrong with it after I brought it back and hold that over me for the rest of his life.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:52 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 10:56 PM (7/jhW)
You base this on actual facts, or simply because you love pot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2019 11:53 PM (WG6O9)
And he's the type who would find something wrong with it after I brought it back and hold that over me for the rest of his life.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:52 PM (NMAzL)
Hmmm. He sounds just like the person you could ask, say what you are doing, and ask him how. He might actually do the whole job for you.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Miklos, in a dive bar at June 15, 2019 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Last year, we couldn't even open the range, given that it was quite literally under water, just the night before.
Was *just* a wee bit o' rain over the preceding three or four months.
So, you were damn near factually correct there, just fyi.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2019 11:55 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)
I knew my brother would show up here eventually.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:55 PM (h2Bdk)
https://tinyurl.com/j3bz4eo
Posted by: FireHorse at June 15, 2019 11:44 PM (ta49A)
--"Swing Low, Sail High" and "All the Stars" hit home because they're out of love, not anger, plus (mentioned this before) I'm deep into writing a novel with important female characters and I now lean on the Jennys to help get in touch with my feminine side.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 11:56 PM (XAYDB)
Re Bob Marley: there's a story (not sure how true) that once while he and the Wailers were in the studio, Prince Charles was in Kingstown and wanted to meet Marley, but asked that Bob leave the studio and come to some civic center or palace to do so.
Marley responded to the effect of, if he wants to meet me so bad, he can come here to the studio.
As a result, meeting never happened.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2019 11:56 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:52 PM (NMAzL)
So..... how long you gonna let him complain, huh?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2019 11:57 PM (QzJWU)
I will lend you my auger
But not my daughter
For once it goes in
And begins to spin
We would be kin
You shouldn't oughter
Posted by: Miklos, and Woe! For the South, her words have grown fewer at June 15, 2019 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
He also refused to have the toe amputated even after they discovered it was cancer, citing some rasta crap.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:42 PM (h2Bdk)
That's what I heard. He said God gave him all his toes and it was not up to him to take them away, or something like that.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 11:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 15, 2019 11:55 PM (h2Bdk)
Scratches head, um, mom and dad always liked you best!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)
Less than ten cups, say 5.
150 divided by 5 is 30.
Lets use 2000 doses (assuming the other guys numbers are ok).
1/30th of 2000 is ? Still a really big, unbelievable to consume at once number. 67 doses? That's still a LOT. Half of that is STILL a lot. Even half of THAT is still a lot. And that's 1/4th of the lowest amount of an already low 1/30th of the ld50 for caffeine, which doesn't really track anyway, because it has effects on the heart, which are different than those of weed.
(Caveat, I am bad at math)
Let me put it this way. Even lowering the bounds to a ridiculously low level, you have to smoke 15 doses. If I'm on a jury, I think back to college and realize there is no chance.
I mean, I get it, anything can cause death if you have an underlying physical condition, but you are dying from the condition im that case IMO.
Posted by: Wilsonian at June 15, 2019 11:58 PM (clwW5)
And if the auger gets stuck on a rock or root, it makes a real fun merry-go-round!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Come on let's twist again like we did last summer
Yea, let's twist again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'
Yea, let's twist again, twistin' time is here
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 11:59 PM (aKsyK)
Y'all try to behave y'allselfs.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 15, 2019 11:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 11:59 PM (o2vOl)
soon to Illinois, will surely solve all our fiscal problems!) realize
this....
It's here starting Jan. 1, 2020. It'll solve about as much as a casino, property tax raises, gas price raises and every other fucking penny they can pry out of people here. Nothing! Gangster fucking thieves and now the cops have a little more sport to deal with.
Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2019 11:59 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 16, 2019 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 15, 2019 11:48 PM (NMAzL)
--------
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.
Posted by: Peter Paul & Mary at June 16, 2019 12:01 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Frag at June 15, 2019 11:10 PM (7/jhW)
Riiiight. People have never in history had idiosyncratic reactions to other drugs, so how could they with pot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:01 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
I thought we waz doing keto and stuff
Posted by: formerlt Chubby Checker at June 16, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 15, 2019 11:47 PM (ykYG2)
I get your point, but people who die from arrythmia after consuming caffeine tend to have an underlying propensity for it.
Posted by: Wilsonian at June 16, 2019 12:01 AM (clwW5)
Posted by: Pornhub User at June 16, 2019 12:02 AM (I2/tG)
Again, she wasn't smoking pot. She was vaping the concentrated oil.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 12:02 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Pornhub User at June 16, 2019 12:02 AM (I2/tG)
I believe you're all set for the EU commission.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 12:03 AM (h2Bdk)
"Summertime"
https://youtu.be/B_SYjqymaxg
(cover of Gershwin Bros. song by The Wailin' Jennys)
--and the incomparable Ella version:
https://youtu.be/XivELBdxVRM
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:03 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:04 AM (6nE2G)
Posted by: the Neighbors, especially when you hammer in the evening at June 16, 2019 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:05 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Peter Paul & Mary
SHUT THE HELL UP
Posted by: the Neighbors, especially when you hammer in the evening at June 16, 2019 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
If I had a rocket launcher, I'd make somebody pay.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 12:07 AM (h2Bdk)
What's the difference between songs for kindergarten and song for hippies?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2019 12:07 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: logprof
Thank you.
I am even more happier to be driving to Charleston on Monday.
It's only one and a half hours, this should be my lissnen musik.
Posted by: Miklos, jumping to the sky at June 16, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
You can overdose on a number of otherwise inert products. You can
overdose on water for cripes sake. There is a case of overdosing on Ben
Gay. If you don't think that there can't be a level of THC that can
cause a body to cease working then I don't know what to tell you. I
admit it's rare but it's not impossible.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:05 AM (2DOZq)
No, the point is that you would pass out and be unable to smoke/vape more if you came anywhere close to inhaling enough THC to die.
It's similar to a child threatening to hold their breathe until they die. It's physically impossible.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 16, 2019 12:07 AM (rnXGe)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:08 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2019 12:07 AM (rnAwa)
--------
You wanna hear a song about a dope-smoking dragon?
Posted by: Peter Paul & Mary at June 16, 2019 12:08 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: dartist at June 16, 2019 12:08 AM (K22Va)
What's the difference between songs for kindergarten and song for hippies?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2019 12:07 AM (rnAwa)
The stench.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 12:08 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2019 12:09 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2019 11:32 PM (9Om/r)
Reefer Madness is real, people! I saw that documentary.
Posted by: RickZ at June 15, 2019 11:48 PM (Y8PS
South Americans were chewing on coca leaves forever too without problem. Only afte a bit of western civilization ingenuity started concentrating it did it become a big problem.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2019 12:09 AM (F02kq)
Again, she wasn't smoking pot. She was vaping the concentrated oil.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 12:02 AM (h2Bdk)"
Apologies, I should have said "vaping" but saying "smoking" changes nothing about the math I posted.
Posted by: Wilsonian at June 16, 2019 12:09 AM (clwW5)
Posted by: Peter Paul & Mary
SHUT THE HELL UP
Posted by: the Neighbors, especially when you hammer in the evening at June 16, 2019 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
--While we're at it, would someone please fucking tell those damn kids how to get to Sesame Street already?
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2019 11:39 PM (rnXGe)
If the stuff was evidence from a case in progress, the rubber gloves would prevent the cop's prints from showing up on the bags.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:10 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: logprof
Jump down, turn around, and get back to us.
Posted by: Miklos, having a boll at June 16, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Got a letter today from work no no working part time until I'm fully cleared by the doctor this is just BS. Trying to protect workers they basically f*** you over this is the state of Illinois. But they also said when I went into work and didn't clock in they need to know and now they need to pay me for that time. WTF. They told me I couldn't do it and now they're going to pay me for it what the f*** ever.
Was reading the paper thread and I'm sorry to hear about the loss has mood AB and slap and others. That's the risk we take. Oh hell that's not paper thread its path thread my f****** smartphone is pretty f****** stupid. Be well and have a great day tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2019 12:10 AM (4PNQ/)
I had to drive some stakes to, and introduced Miley to some hammering. I started out with the smaller little sledge, then got the big boy.
Miley had heard of John Henry. Well, my big boy would be a baby for John Henry, but it could kill me just like John Henry. And a post hole digger could kill John Henry like his hammer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 16, 2019 12:12 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:05 AM (2DOZq)
I personally do think that THC can cause an overdose, at levels so high as to be nearly impossible to reach, though.
Posted by: Wilsonian at June 16, 2019 12:13 AM (clwW5)
Posted by: logprof
I always hoped they were tortured and eaten alive by the kids from ZOOM, or vice versa.
Posted by: Miklos, not a fan of Peolps" Television at June 16, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2019 12:09 AM (F02kq)"
The earlier post said 4x to 6x. I didn't check it myself though.
Posted by: Wilsonian at June 16, 2019 12:14 AM (clwW5)
Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2019 12:10 AM (4PNQ/)
We have our hands full in this fucked up state brother. Be glad you're not in Crook County.
Posted by: dartist at June 16, 2019 12:15 AM (K22Va)
Excepting the Mapuche. Those guys were bad ass. They gave the Spaniards a hard time too.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 16, 2019 12:15 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:15 AM (6nE2G)
Posted by: Miklos, having a boll at June 16, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Well, boll my weevil!!!
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 16, 2019 12:16 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:15 AM (6nE2G)
---------
We've had reports.
Posted by: The HOA at June 16, 2019 12:16 AM (9SkN+)
"WTF, how the F are those F'ers here already when we just heard about their F'ing attack F'ing last week
"I think we're F'ed"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 16, 2019 12:17 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Gwynneth's Pal at June 16, 2019 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Larry O'Donnell, MSNPC News Reader at June 16, 2019 12:18 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:19 AM (6nE2G)
Posted by: Michael Scott at June 16, 2019 12:20 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 16, 2019 12:20 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Wilsonian at June 16, 2019 12:13 AM (clwW5)
If you smoke pot until you pass out, is that not in itself an overdose, or is passing out a desired outcome? Perhaps some people are so prone to becoming sedated that their CNS simply forgets to breathe.
Funny how all the potheads swear up and down that the stuff is safer than baby food, while nearly all of us booze drinkers will readily acknowledge that too much EtOH will kill you dead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:21 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: dartist at June 16, 2019 12:21 AM (K22Va)
I had antibiotics IV once and what followed for about two years was gastrointestinal hell until I figured out that my gut flora had been killed.
---
Eat shit.
Posted by: Adolph Hitler's Quack Doctor at June 16, 2019 12:22 AM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Larry O'Donnell, MSNPC News Reader at June 16, 2019 12:18 AM (Y8PSl)
Hahahahaha. I had forgotten about that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 12:22 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Buzzion
"Stoned on coca leaves is no way to go through life, son. Especially war with serious looking Spanish guys, with swords and horses and shit."
Posted by: Dean "Machu Picchu" Miklos Wormer at June 16, 2019 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2019 12:22 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: logprof
I always hoped they were tortured and eaten alive by the kids from ZOOM, or vice versa.
Posted by: Miklos, not a fan of Peolps" Television
Those kids never made out of Fraggle Rock. The horror they endured before there deaths.....
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2019 12:22 AM (VhR1N)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 16, 2019 12:20 AM (ykYG2)
--LMAO
Perish the thought.
The would-be Katy Perry appearance was bad enough (Elmo could have gotten upskirt footage).
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:23 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:23 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2019 12:23 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:23 AM (2DOZq)
And the conscience of America!
Posted by: Ilha Omar (D-Dumbassistan) at June 16, 2019 12:25 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 15, 2019 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)
My best friend (I have been hanging around with him since we were 10, and we're both turning 29 this year) loves to show off how smart he is. So whenever I need to do something, I tell him and he comes over to help me. And by help, I mean does it himself while stand around, watch and drink beer. It's a nice arrangement.
Posted by: BigZesty at June 16, 2019 12:25 AM (SzPGP)
Posted by: Miklos
________
A bunch of kids begging for water in Spanish while the other group of kids discuss the next phase in Ubbi Dubbi.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2019 12:25 AM (ta49A)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:23 AM
Tickle me, Elmo?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 16, 2019 12:25 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2019 12:25 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2019 12:26 AM (4PNQ/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:26 AM (6nE2G)
Hasta la Nite Nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2019 12:28 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:26 AM (6nE2G)
I'd have to know who used crossbows and who used longbows before I could answer the question.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:28 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:21 AM (WG6O9)"
It's more the math and science that says all of that, but history helps.
I always struggle to understand why so many people seem so invested in finding some way to ignore what the math, science, and history tells them. I mean, hash and hash oil has existed for centuries. There is no history of overdosing with them, and concentrated oil is less than twice as strong.
I don't personally care whether you believe it is safe or not, as long as you stop using your concern about it as an excuse to abrogate my 4th amendment rights. Because, let's be blunt (haha) the drug war has killed far more people than weed has, no matter its toxicity.
And the "weed is dangerous" people did that. So you will understand if I look at you with an abundance of skepticism about the accuracy of your opinion.
Posted by: Guy who smokes weed make your jokes at June 16, 2019 12:28 AM (7/jhW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Heh.
Prepare. Lipstick optional.
Posted by: Miklos, just heh at June 16, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
From Miley, the Kingston Trio did a parody of John Henry, dubbe Max Goolis. He was a street sweepin' man.
Like John Henry, he challenged a steam sweeper, and beat it, but died with the broom in his hand.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 16, 2019 12:29 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:23 AM (2DOZq)
And the conscience of America!
Posted by: Ilha Omar (D-Dumbassistan)
Why would someone chew on a khat? They are furry and cute. I love how they purr and meow. I will introduce legislation that will ban chewing on khats.
Posted by: AOC is Smart and Wants Respect! at June 16, 2019 12:29 AM (VhR1N)
Posted by: Miklos, just more heh at June 16, 2019 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:30 AM (6nE2G)
How about the ballad of Joan Henrietta, lesbian. She died with a strapon, challenging a steam powered fucking machine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 16, 2019 12:31 AM (NMAzL)
Continental Army, Jun 14 1775
Continental Marines, Nov 10, 1775
But those weren't the US Army or the US Marines as the US didn't exist yet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 16, 2019 12:31 AM (0bu2O)
You weed advocate guys are worse than atheists.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:31 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: AOC is Smart and Wants Respect! at June 16, 2019 12:29 AM (VhR1N)
Filthy kuffir!!!!
Posted by: Ilha Omar (D-Dumbassistan) at June 16, 2019 12:32 AM (XAYDB)
USMC, Jul 11, 1798.
So the Army is older no matter which date you pick as your starting point.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 16, 2019 12:34 AM (0bu2O)
And the "weed is dangerous" people did that. So you will understand if I look at you with an abundance of skepticism about the accuracy of your opinion.
Posted by: Guy who smokes weed make your jokes at June 16, 2019 12:28 AM (7/jhW)
Smoke yourself to death, and see if I care. I don't think weed is particularly dangerous, but it's not absolutely harmless. Nothing that fucks up your thinking processes, even temporarily, can be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:35 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:36 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
The Marines sometimes claim the Navy as their date. But still.
Posted by: Miklos, needs moar AnnaPuma or some such at June 16, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ofrah Wimprey at June 16, 2019 12:36 AM (VkFuK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:37 AM (6nE2G)
Filthy kuffir!!!!
Posted by: Ilha Omar (D-Dumbassistan)
Thank you!! Have a nice fifty kuffir too!! I can speak very good somalin.
Posted by: AOC is Smart and Wants Respect! at June 16, 2019 12:37 AM (VhR1N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I'm proposing a JackStraw/AOP Weed 'n Bourbon throwdown.
Posted by: P.T. "Miklos" Barnum at June 16, 2019 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:35 AM (WG6O9)
--Yeah, dope *may* not impair the ability to drive as much as booze does, but it *does* impair, no question.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:39 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 16, 2019 12:34
Agreed. But the question was oldest and best. Army is older but Marines are better.
And that's how the Military Branch Wars started.
Posted by: RickZ at June 16, 2019 12:39 AM (Y8PSl)
I love logic. And Science.
Posted by: Miklos, just more heh at June 16, 2019 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)"
Hmmm for discussions sake 1.5 times as strong is less than twice as strong. Not sure what your issue with that one is?
Posted by: Abbi Kerryston at June 16, 2019 12:40 AM (8VmwO)
Posted by: Miklos, grandson of tobacco farmer at June 16, 2019 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:41 AM (6nE2G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:35 AM (WG6O9)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Progressive Ideology at June 16, 2019 12:41 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:35 AM (WG6O9)
From my viewpoint, if you grow and smoke yer own and stay on your homestead and never bother anybody, that's your business. Once smoke dope and get behind the wheel, it's my business. And the bullshit about being able to consume on the premises at dope shops is dangerous as hell, because nobody is taking the damned bus after getting a badass buzz. And don't get me started on the need for armed guards at dope shops because they have to be an all cash business.
Frankly, I don't see how getting stoned is worth all that harm and hassle. I'd rather it wasn't in my neighborhood or my city, but there ya go.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 12:42 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Miklos, needs moar AnnaPuma or some such at June 16, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
And sometimes we accept.
But we can usually do better.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2019 12:42 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:35 AM (WG6O9)"
""Funny how all the potheads swear up and down that the stuff is safer than baby food, while nearly all of us booze drinkers will readily acknowledge that too much EtOH will kill you dead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:21 AM (WG6O9)"
Looks like you care quite a bit to me.
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:43 AM (7/jhW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2019 10:13 PM (9SkN+)
Yeah, but instead you'll have a bunch of Frenchies following you around.
[Late to the party... Hi Horde]
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 12:43 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos, with stogie even at June 16, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:44 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:44 AM (WG6O9)"
There you are not caring again.
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:45 AM (7/jhW)
Continental Navy, Oct 17, 1775.
US Navy, Mar 17, 1794.
So they're still
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 16, 2019 12:47 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at June 16, 2019 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:44 AM (WG6O9)"
There you are not caring again.
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:45 AM (7/jhW)
Creating a weedman. Just because we don't give a fuck about potheads doesn't mean we have to be quiet.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:48 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:45 AM (7/jhW)
Sweetie, try not to be an asshole. This is the ONT.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 12:48 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:43 AM (7/jhW)
Gee, you and Frag, and that guy who smokes dope ought to get together. Seems like you have a lot in common.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:49 AM (WG6O9)
Weep and curse yourself that you were born of the male persuasion, and maybe get a sex change so you can get closer to women and worship their superiority. YOUR LIVIN IN THE UTOPIA NOW !
Posted by: ron n. at June 16, 2019 12:50 AM (om5HK)
Posted by: tcn
*makes reminder about this; staples to own forehead before I forget*
Posted by: Miklos, in moderate pain at June 16, 2019 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:50 AM (6nE2G)
Well that makes perfect sense.
What other shit that you don't care about do you bitch endlessly over?
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:51 AM (UxCTV)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:52 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:52 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:43 AM (7/jhW)
Gee, you and Frag, and that guy who smokes dope ought to get together. Seems like you have a lot in common.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:49 AM (WG6O9)"
We use a substance that is safe that you want desperately to be dangerous but claim not to care about?
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:53 AM (UxCTV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Please, de-icing fluid give buzz.
Also have glue.
Posted by: Soviet air base ground personnel at June 16, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
https://youtu.be/LO0JUYr71lM
Loreena Bobbit FTW
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 12:54 AM (XAYDB)
And that's how the Military Branch Wars started.
When I was in the Army I only ran into to Marines in technical ratings. They were all quiet, polite, and obviously ready to hand you back your arm for reattachment surgery if you tried anything. Like I said, polite.
I interacted with a much broader swath of people within the Army. Some of them I wouldn't have trusted to find their own arms while they were still attached.
So "better" is going to be all tribalism as far I'm concerned.
Which makes the Army better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 16, 2019 12:54 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:53 AM (UxCTV)
Well, it sure has compromised your brain. You think I can't see your sock puppets chiming in to support your "argument". Looks like multiple personality disorder to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:55 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 16, 2019 12:52 AM
Maybe that's a temptation you should resist, lest you appear to obviously care, but be lying and claiming otherwise
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:55 AM (UxCTV)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 12:56 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: logprof
Wait until they find out what kind of pizza the coupon code is good for
Posted by: Miklos, not liable at June 16, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:55 AM (WG6O9)"
This ladies and gentlemen, is a man who claoms not to care.
Go home. You're drunk.
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:56 AM (UxCTV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:57 AM (6nE2G)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:53 AM (UxCTV)
Look, honey, you can shove that crap right on up your chocolate whizwhang for all we care, but it isn't safe, it is surrounded with all sorts of violence and bullshit, and it absolutely puts tar in your lungs, but you knock yourself out, mmmkay?
Apparently it also makes you go nice places and shit all over everyone so you can feel somehow superior all while demonstrating you have the manners of a rabid beaver, so, there's that.
Plus, I'm sure your mom is so proud of the stoner you've become, but we could do without.
That's the long version of:
Sweetie, try not to be an asshole.
Because apparently you didn't get it the first time.
Now, go lay down by your dish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 12:57 AM (vVOK2)
To be fair, dope shops are all cash businesses because the government won't allow them access to the financial system. I thought by now we'd either have legal weed or it would be illegal under state law, but for some reason our political class is content to leave it in the legal twilight zone.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 12:58 AM (h2Bdk)
As you proceed to issue forth a diatribe that proves you do.
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:59 AM (UxCTV)
They were going to start their own website, but then they got high.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 16, 2019 12:59 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:56 AM (UxCTV)
I am home, Sport. And you have posted as Frag, then as, "Guy who smokes weed..", and then as Shaz-ham, all with the same hash. Then your hash changed, when I alluded to that.
It's the entire Ham-ville Chorus. In glorious stereo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:00 AM (WG6O9)
Who don't care of course.
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 01:00 AM (UxCTV)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 01:01 AM (UxCTV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Hey man, you can't spell HTML without THC, right?
Posted by: Stoned Miklos at June 16, 2019 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:57 AM (6nE2G)
What if I just don't want to admit that I don't?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2019 01:03 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I've got some used socks, if the guy needs 'em.
Posted by: Miklos, a generous sort at June 16, 2019 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Why do you always ask technical questions when the bong water needs changing, man?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 16, 2019 01:04 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Miklos, a generous sort at June 16, 2019 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Are they upstanding socks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:05 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:57 AM (6nE2G)
What if I just don't want to admit that I don't?
Posted by: hogmartin
In the air like you just don't care.
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring retro-rapper at June 16, 2019 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ricky at June 16, 2019 01:06 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Miklos, a generous sort at June 16, 2019 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Are they upstanding socks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:05 AM (WG6O9)
Good lord, man, if your socks stand up on their own you need to do a load of laundry.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 01:06 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2019 01:06 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:51 AM (UxCTV)
The opinions of trolls.
This is ONT, after all.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2019 01:08 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Miklos, no denouement pour moi at June 16, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Great, I'm gonna go get high. Which you care about, but will lie because you're a drunk and it's not fairrrrrr
No really. You said that. You're a grown fucking man and you said that.
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 01:08 AM (UxCTV)
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring retro-rapper at June 16, 2019 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
--Oh no!
Oh no no no no no no.
Don't wreck that '80s classic.
"Wave your hands in the air like you don't care . . ."
https://youtu.be/MZjAantupsA
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 01:08 AM (XAYDB)
Funny how all the potheads swear up and down that the stuff is safer than baby food, while nearly all of us booze drinkers will readily acknowledge that too much EtOH will kill you dead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:21 AM (WG6O9)
Yes, everybody knows that an overdose of EtOH will kill you dead, but passing out long before you reach a lethal dose of THC seems to be a built-in safety factor, and is also a well-known phenomenon.
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2019 01:08 AM (sdi6R)
This is ONT, after all.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2019 01:08 AM (hSQmw)
Can we play with it a little? My cat wants to know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 01:09 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Ace's liver
Borax. Washing soda.
Slavchix.
Posted by: Miklos, from the Monastery of Mount Palp at June 16, 2019 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 01:11 AM (vVOK2)
Let's try a thought experiment.
You know all that shit you have to clean out of your pipe and bong? You know the stuff that clogs your screen?
All that shit is getting mainlined into your lungs. Where it destroys them. DUH.
Read a f'n book that isn't printed by another brain-damaged stoner.
Posted by: MAxIE, SJW Elite at June 16, 2019 01:11 AM (9TR2V)
Great, I'm gonna go get high. Which you care about, but will lie because you're a drunk and it's not fairrrrrr
No really. You said that. You're a grown fucking man and you said that.
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 01:08 AM (UxCTV)
Damn, for a "mellow" stoner, you sure are butthurt. Maybe some CBD oil suppositories would help. You know they won't kill you, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:11 AM (WG6O9)
Once the heart stops, you are on your way to your reward.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 16, 2019 01:13 AM (w7KSn)
because the government won't allow them access to the financial system.
I thought by now we'd either have legal weed or it would be illegal
under state law, but for some reason our political class is content to
leave it in the legal twilight zone.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 12:58 AM (h2Bdk)
In Oregon, apparently, bookkeeping and compliance issues are not high priorities with people who sell pot. This causes friction with the OLCC and the Oregon Department of Revenue.
for a while, the Department of Revenue would only accept cash payments at the Salem main office, which was a hardship for those pot shops operating in Klamath Falls and Ontario and Medford. It also made the people running security for the Department of Revenue to have hot and cold running willies.
I have no idea how they are handling that now.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2019 01:13 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2019 01:06 AM (aKsyK)
No left turn stoned or unstoned.
Posted by: Joisey With The Jughandles at June 16, 2019 01:13 AM (Y8PSl)
Passing out long before you reach a lethal dose of THC is a well-known phenomenon, and also seems to be a built-in safety factor.
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2019 01:13 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miklos, from Mount Pilot at June 16, 2019 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Steve S. at June 16, 2019 01:14 AM (aAZvP)
Posted by: Miklos, so it is written at June 16, 2019 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, no denouement pour moi at June 16, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)
--[rimshot]
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 01:16 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2019 01:21 AM (wYseH)
Well, unless you have a good woman at home, you should, because it's fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 01:22 AM (0E3ni)
but the coroner should have found the remains in the GI tract.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 01:22 AM (DW6U4)
Short break.
Attend to business please, and accept no calls from Moldova or AARP.
Posted by: Miklos, Miklos of the month every month at June 16, 2019 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Um, I went and had pot-stickers and went bowling.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2019 01:24 AM (hSQmw)
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 01:25 AM (0E3ni)
Well, unless you have a good woman at home, you should, because it's fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 01:22 AM (0E3ni)
Wonton wimmens? You mean plump little Chinese dumplings?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:27 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2019 01:28 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2019 01:30 AM (hSQmw)
Well, unless you have a good woman at home, you should, because it's fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 01:22 AM (0E3ni)
---
1. i don't particularly like Chinese food, unless it's Schezwan.
2. i gave up smoking before i was 30: too hard to keep up with the youngsters in the Army.
3. you can't dance to "hip hop": it;s shit music, designed by cretins, for cretins, and rap has sucked since the day NWA broke up.
4. i can drink a lot of beer anywhere, but it's cheaper at home, the asshole quotient is zero, unless you count the cats, the price is right, and there is no dress code, cover charge, or posturing fuckheads there to start a fight.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 01:30 AM (DW6U4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 01:31 AM (0E3ni)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2019 01:28 AM (hSQmw)
Wonton soup is a thing. And Wor Wonton, which is wontons plus seafood, and veggies, and other stuff. A meal in itself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:31 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Kindltot
Take the pot-stickers bowling
Take them bowling
Posted by: Miklos van Beethoven at June 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 01:32 AM (DW6U4)
Maybe you should ease up on the nonstop "gay" stuff.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2019 01:21 AM (wYseH)
I'm not seeing what you're looking at there. RickZ is a pretty good guy. He was using a Big Gay sock for a bit but he's not obsessed by it.
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2019 01:33 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: redc1c4
It's not really a dress code.
More like a pants code.
Posted by: Beau "Miklos" Brummel at June 16, 2019 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:34 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 16, 2019 01:21 AM (wYseH)
Nonstop?
Posted by: RickZ at June 16, 2019 01:34 AM (Y8PSl)
--Hip hop is pretty much shit now.
It's just ttttt-tttt-ttt-tttt-ttttttttttttttt on a drum machine with angry rap (or, if a woman, skanky rap) accompanying it.
Ghetto noise.
My 7-yo son could program a hit shit-hop song on a cheap Casio keyboard, if we had one.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 01:37 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 01:30 AM (DW6U4)
*ponders*
Jurassic 5 was still good for a bit after that.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2019 01:37 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Miklos, with organic free-range MSG for sale at June 16, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2019 12:50 AM (6nE2G)
Psychedelic mushrooms. One good trip can fix it for good, I heard. Remains to be seen, I suppose, but for God's sake, let them try.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:38 AM (NMAzL)
Take the pot-stickers bowling
Take them bowling
Posted by: Miklos van Beethoven at June 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
---
thread winner?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 01:38 AM (DW6U4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:39 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Miklos, with organic free-range MSG for sale at June 16, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)
---
and, just like that, they are "air tight".
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 01:41 AM (DW6U4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:38 AM (NMAzL)
That sounds awfully like the rationale behind electroshock therapy; kind of like a hard reboot of the operating system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:41 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 12:49 AM (WG6O9)"
We use a substance that is safe that you want desperately to be dangerous but claim not to care about?
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:53 AM (UxCTV)
Hey hey hey, I get high and always have, except when I couldn't get hold of any. You don't lose anything if it turns out that you're wrong or right about the danger. Either way.
But it can make you lazy and inclined to blow procrastinate. I don't need anything to help me with that.
But, post holes, bitchez!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:43 AM (NMAzL)
More like a pants code.
Posted by: Beau "Miklos" Brummel at June 16, 2019 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)
---
i meant MY house, not the ONT.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 01:43 AM (DW6U4)
Psychedelic mushrooms. One good trip can fix it for good, I heard. Remains to be seen, I suppose, but for God's sake, let them try.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:38 AM (NMAzL)
I've read that back in the 1950s, some psychiatrists reported good results using LSD to treat alcoholism. That all got blown to hell when it became a recreational drug in the 60s.
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2019 01:44 AM (sdi6R)
Take them bowling
Posted by: Miklos van Beethoven at June 16, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
---
thread winner?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 01:38 AM (DW6U4)
Could someone explain this to my dumb friend, who is me, because I'm dumb and don't get it?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2019 01:44 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:44 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: hogmartin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INnFvMgET1E
Posted by: Miklos, a formerly cool kid at June 16, 2019 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, not liable at June 16, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
It's a Barrel of Fun. Like Kaboom, only worse.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:47 AM (NMAzL)
Yes, I've been vaping THC. Sue me
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:44 AM (NMAzL)
But you acknowledge that there can be a downside to pot, unlike the the evangelist up-thread. So I have no dispute with you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:47 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 12:56 AM (UxCTV)
Go home. You're quarrelsome and boorish.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:48 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:49 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:49 AM (NMAzL)
Is not!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:50 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:49 AM (NMAzL)
Hah! I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 01:50 AM (h2Bdk)
It's hard enough just using the booze to propel my muse, and I'm no Hunter S. Thompson or Evelyn Waugh.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 01:51 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2019 01:52 AM (3SZ4b)
Posted by: redc1c4
Depends on zoning regulations.
As far as I and pants are concerned, molon labe, if I can find them.
Posted by: Miklos, pants are not the hill to die on at June 16, 2019 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 01:51 AM (XAYDB)
If you were Evelyn Wood, you could speed-write.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:53 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Miley
"Nothing could be finer
Than to be high in Carolina
In the Moooorning"
Posted by: Miklos, not the official State Song at June 16, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:50 AM (WG6O9)
Fuck yeah, it is!
(that's apparently what cherry rum is for, too)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:56 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2019 01:52 AM (3SZ4b)
Neeeeeeraaaoooow, neeeeeeraaaoooow, neeeeeeraaaoooow.
Just filling in the missing audio.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:56 AM (WG6O9)
Than to be high in Carolina
In the Moooorning"
Posted by: Miklos, not the official State Song at June 16, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Is now, IMHO!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 01:57 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:53 AM (WG6O9)
I tried speed-writing for a time, otherwise known as taking notes in college classes. Later, upon review, I couldn't read my own handwriting!
Posted by: RickZ at June 16, 2019 01:57 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:53 AM (WG6O9)
He wais wood
Huh huh huh huh huhuhuhuhuh
Hee heeheeheeheeheeheehee
Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at June 16, 2019 01:58 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 01:51 AM (XAYDB)
If you were Evelyn Wood, you could speed-write.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Waugh was the best writer in English of the 20th century.
Economical.
But I grudgingly have to give the prize to Hemingway, and his bar bet.
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring re-writer at June 16, 2019 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at June 16, 2019 01:58 AM (XAYDB)
How much per pound?
Posted by: RickZ at June 16, 2019 01:59 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Evelyn WOW! at June 16, 2019 01:59 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 01:59 AM (XAYDB)
I learned to print real fast. My cursive writing was never very good, and under time pressure, it got worse. At least with printing, I could read most of it, and it was easier to figure out a badly-drawn letter from context.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:00 AM (WG6O9)
Hadn't reckoned with this, but I'm going to marry him anyway.
Bastard deer will eat the entire garden if we don't keep them out somehow. I'd just as soon turn this into a venison farm.
I finally got me a pair of steel-toed clodhoppers, so now I'm a real farm girl
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 15, 2019 10:10 PM (NMAzL)
I see you wandering the aisles at Tractor World with a scanner just prior to the wedding setting up the gift registry.
Post hold digger attachment...beep.
Ooooh! Manure spreader!!!!!! beep.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 16, 2019 02:00 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 01:41 AM (WG6O9)
___
one major difference: if you are on 'shrooms, and things go sideways, a small dose of Vitamin B will bring you down, safe and sound, unlike LSD, etc, or the "legal" psychotropic meds they feed people.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 02:00 AM (DW6U4)
Two years ago I won a ribbon for strawberry-blueberry jam, which was divine.
Now I'm going crafty.
I'm thinking some sort of lacy night shift or something of that sort. Make the judges smile a bit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 02:01 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Miklos, it's medicinal, right? at June 16, 2019 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Anti-weed guys - you look like assholes in this thread
Marijuana is probably very safe and it is going to be legal everywhere soon. No one cares what you think about it, either of you. No one cares what I think about it either. I know that better than any of you, and I at least have come to terms with it.
The weed guys are going to get what they want. Make peace with it and try to move on.
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:03 AM (zN2do)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 02:01 AM (vVOK2)
Wouldn't a sun dress be an appropriate night shift, in the land of the Midnight Sun?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:04 AM (WG6O9)
Very comfy setup. And often attended.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 02:04 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring re-writer at June 16, 2019 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)
--Another great lush writer.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:04 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:00 AM (WG6O9)
My note-taking consisted of cursive (poorly done), block printing (when the lecture was slow) and abbreviations like 'w/', while some abbreviations were made up on the spot (and indecipherable later). I envied those who, at the time, had little cassette recorders. Of course, the profs back then didn't like cassette recorders (you had to be sneaky to use them) just as profs today do not like cell phone footage from classes.
Posted by: RickZ at June 16, 2019 02:05 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:04 AM (WG6O9)
You've got a point there, but if you combed your hair differently.....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 02:05 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:03 AM (zN2do)
I believe this nick requires pics. Just to be sure.
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2019 02:06 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2019 02:06 AM (sdi6R)
You know that's gonna just be a picture of a tee shirt with sweaty underboobs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 16, 2019 02:07 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Miklos, Waugh liked his imbibement at June 16, 2019 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Which, judging by Formula E, is not exactly true. We'll still hear tire squeal, and laid overtop, the eunuch squeak of electric motors revving. An amplified version of your kid brother's Tamiya Grasshopper doing burnouts back in 1987. Exciting!
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2019 02:07 AM (3SZ4b)
https://youtu.be/zpDX5HvC45s
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:09 AM (XAYDB)
I used to think that, but I see no indication it's true. As of now, it's a schedule 1 controlled substance. You can get a year in club fed for any amount. There's no move to change things, either.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 02:09 AM (h2Bdk)
Marijuana is probably very safe and it is going to be legal everywhere soon. No one cares what you think about it, either of you. No one cares what I think about it either. I know that better than any of you, and I at least have come to terms with it.
The weed guys are going to get what they want. Make peace with it and try to move on.
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:03 AM (zN2do)
Funny thing, us "anti-weed" guys aren't really "anti" weed. We are just tired of all the hypocritical bullshit that the potheads spew out.
And they are going to get what they want, and they are going to get it good and hard. Once it's legal everywhere, and Gooberment gets a financial stake in growing and selling it, the cheap, convenient illegal weed is going to disappear, because Gooberment hates competition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:11 AM (WG6O9)
596 Another great lush writer.
Posted by: logprof
So...You're saying I got chance?
Posted by: Miklos, Waugh liked his imbibement at June 16, 2019 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
--Can't speak for you, but tippling does not seem to do the trick for me like for Hunter, Evelyn, or Ernest.
Gotta start writing while sober.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:12 AM (XAYDB)
half bottle of ginger beer (not ginger ale)
half bottle of Guinness
gin to taste (about three shots, four if the sun is shining)
in a silver mug
Posted by: Miklos, his first wife was named Evelyn too at June 16, 2019 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
half bottle of Guinness
gin to taste (about three shots, four if the sun is shining)
in a silver mug
Posted by: Miklos, his first wife was named Evelyn too at June 16, 2019 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Crafty! Enough left over for another one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:15 AM (WG6O9)
half bottle of ginger beer (not ginger ale)
half bottle of Guinness
gin to taste (about three shots, four if the sun is shining)
in a silver mug
Posted by: Miklos, his first wife was named Evelyn too at June 16, 2019 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
--Sounds tasty.
*SIGH*
If only I could write like he did, I'd slam that twice daily.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:15 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:03 AM (zN2do)
Is it nachos?
I bet it's nachos.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2019 02:15 AM (t+qrx)
Post hold digger attachment...beep.
Ooooh! Manure spreader!!!!!! beep.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 16, 2019 02:00 AM (e1mEI)
You should see me trotting after Publius out in the field. I feel like a Clydesdale with enormous feet. These boots are quite different from my Scholls sandals (which feel like slippers, since I've been wearing them for 7 years). My toes were like "WHAAAA?"
Had to hose down my feet after stumbling around for a few hours.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:16 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: logprof
Yes. I have written a few books on business/economics, of passing interest. Boring but profitable.
Making a transition to less serious writing is not easy, not for me anyway. But funner!
Posted by: Miklos, one does as one can at June 16, 2019 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
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pics or GTFO.
them's the rules here.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 02:16 AM (DW6U4)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:03 AM (zN2do)
Is it nachos?
I bet it's nachos.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 16, 2019 02:15 AM (t+qrx)
--Salisbury House open in Winnipeg 24/7
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:17 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:16 AM (NMAzL)
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translated into what every Moron actually read
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 02:18 AM (DW6U4)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:12 AM (XAYDB)
Unless you're Hillary Clinton, follow the path of Anthony Trollope. He worked at some government office, the post office IIRC, going to his job every day around 7:30 a.m. But he woke up at 5 and wrote for about two hours each morning until it was time to leave. Trollope left behind quite the bibliography.
Posted by: RickZ at June 16, 2019 02:18 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:17 AM (XAYDB)
Do they serve Salisbury steak? I have never been to Winnipeg. Got just over the manitoba line one time to attend a farm auction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:19 AM (WG6O9)
*Much* more profitable.
Make sure you mention the sacred feminine! The wine moms will eat it up.
Posted by: Dan Brown at June 16, 2019 02:20 AM (3SZ4b)
Making a transition to less serious writing is not easy, not for me anyway. But funner!
Posted by: Miklos, one does as one can at June 16, 2019 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
--HS AP English teacher told me a couple of years after graduating she thought I'd be writing Tom Clancy-style thrillers.
Nope.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:20 AM (XAYDB)
Honestly, who cares if a bunch of dopers are wrong or hypocritical. They're DOPERS.
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:20 AM (zN2do)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:16 AM (NMAzL)
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translated into what every Moron actually read
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2019 02:18 AM (DW6U4)
Sweaty underboobs are part of a healthy post hole digging session.
No pics. Just sayin.'
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:20 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:03 AM (zN2do)
Is it nachos?
I bet it's nachos.
Only one guy is named Nacho (Ignacio).
The guys named Nacho are usually the boss of the Miguels and Jesuses.
Posted by: Miklos, con tipo de profesionales at June 16, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
I like you guys. I think of you like a collective older brother.
Can't y'all pat me on the back and say "I'm proud of kiddo" every once in a while?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 02:21 AM (A9O41)
I like you guys. I think of you like a collective older brother.
Can't y'all pat me on the back and say "I'm proud of kiddo" every once in a while?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 02:21 AM (A9O41)
<presses his head against her ample bosom>
Everything's going to be alright.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:23 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Women "of ill repute" at June 16, 2019 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:19 AM (WG6O9)
--At least when I was there they did, but I was a fiend for their breakfast food.
There's (was?) a Salisbury House on the Provencher Bridge that is/was pretty cool.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:25 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:20 AM (zN2do)
I have friends who are dopers. What they are not, is evangelists about the stuff. They enjoy it, and I am pleased for them that they do so. And they don't insist that I use it also. The pot evangelists, and we had one here earlier, are uber-annoying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:26 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:26 AM (NMAzL)
Everything's going to be alright.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
>>>>>THIS GUY GETS IT<<<<<
Posted by: Miklos, having found his new marketing manager at June 16, 2019 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)
See, now that's the nurturing spirit I need.
I'm not asking for ampersands or anything.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 02:26 AM (A9O41)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:20 AM (zN2do)
--Honestly, I care if you can back up your nic.
Put up or shut up.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:27 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2019 02:26 AM (A9O41)
No ampersands to give, only boobs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:28 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Worse than Lyft-annoying?
Posted by: Miklos, who actually uses Lyft, but not Uber at June 16, 2019 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)
The guys named Nacho are usually the boss of the Miguels and Jesuses.
Posted by: Miklos, con tipo de profesionales at June 16, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
--See: Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:29 AM (XAYDB)
Funny. My HS OAC English Lit teacher thought I could sell my stupid dumb stories to Fortune of War or the like.
Even I knew that was bull.
Looking back, I wonder if she harbo(u)red fantasies about me.
She did have nice boobies.
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2019 02:29 AM (3SZ4b)
Put up or shut up.
Posted by: logprof
*files with the International Court of Moron Rights*
Posted by: Miklos, who actually uses Lyft, but not Uber at June 16, 2019 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, who actually uses Lyft, but not Uber at June 16, 2019 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)
I have never used either, not having a smartphone with the app(s) on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:30 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:28 AM (NMAzL)
I only regret that I have but two boobs to give for my Country.
Posted by: Nathan Hale, Transitioning at June 16, 2019 02:30 AM (Y8PSl)
I love you, {{{Daddy}}}. Toldja many times some of the reasons why.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:32 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miklos, who actually uses Lyft, but not Uber at June 16, 2019 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
--Jeez, as if I were the first to broach that topic.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:33 AM (XAYDB)
I love you, {{{Daddy}}}. Toldja many times some of the reasons why.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:32 AM (NMAzL)
Condolences, Miley. My own Dad passed away in '81. Still miss him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:33 AM (WG6O9)
She did have nice boobies.
Posted by: spindrift
Now see? When I was in school, hot teachers were not supposed to get all sexy on the boys.
Now it's just like driver's ed. Except they get you into the back seat.
Posted by: Miklos, who actually a coupla teachers, hmmm at June 16, 2019 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, who actually a coupla teachers, hmmm at June 16, 2019 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)
But did you do it with three on the tree?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:35 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:36 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Simon and Garfunkel at June 16, 2019 02:43 AM (3SZ4b)
I love you, {{{Daddy}}}. Toldja many times some of the reasons why.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2019 02:32 AM (NMAzL)
Condolences, Miley. My own Dad passed away in '81. Still miss him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:33 AM (WG6O9)
--Sleep sweet.
Being a daddy is the best job ever --paradoxically, even when it's thankless.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:43 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:46 AM (zN2do)
We brought the new puppy (13 weeks old) to meet him. After she calmed down a bit, I put her on his bed next to him. He reached over with his left hand and pet her, then wrapped his right arm around her. And there they napped together for a good 3/4 hour.
Happy Father's Day, all.
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 02:48 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I think that was an art project.
Homecoming.
Posted by: Miklos, why I don't go to school reunions at June 16, 2019 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:53 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:46 AM (zN2do)
To be called annoying by a previously unheard-from troll really cuts me to the quick. My entire weekend is ruined.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:55 AM (WG6O9)
But did you do it with three on the tree?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 02:35 AM (WG6O9)
--How is three on the tree different from four on the floor?
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:55 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2019 02:56 AM (3SZ4b)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:55 AM (XAYDB)
Positioning. In more ways than one. See The Kama Sutra for details.
Posted by: RickZ at June 16, 2019 02:58 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: One hot momma
It is for laugh!
Ha!
Is for you section 184/b of Dignity Canal!
Posted by: RussoBot, more fluent in English like you at June 16, 2019 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)
And as an aside, this behavior you have where you simultaneously overreact and claim indifference doesn't work very well.
Have a lovely weekend.
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:59 AM (zN2do)
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2019 02:56 AM (3SZ4b)
That's what she said!
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 02:59 AM (LMcFk)
"Cool Your Boots"
https://youtu.be/3aFh4oTmIio
[BONUS Withnail and I drops]
"Four on the Floor"
https://youtu.be/xELPAsL20Vo
Original meaning:
https://infogalactic.com/info/Four_on_the_floor_(music)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:00 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 02:55 AM (XAYDB)
You have never driven a car with column shift standard transmission? That's "three on the tree". Four on the floor was the sporty option. Three on the floor certainly existed. I remember seeing a base Malibu with "three on the floor". It was built for shipment to Iran, and then the Iran hostage crisis queered that deal, so those cars were sold in Canada.
And four on the tree existed, too. I had an Econoline van so equipped.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 03:00 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 02:59 AM (zN2do)
(sings) Bringing in the skeeves, bringing in the skeeves...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 03:03 AM (WG6O9)
You seem new here. This is the ONT.
Conversations at this hour generally begin with fuck you, and end with fuck you. In the nicest way possible.
So be polite, and include in your comment a liberal dose of references to boobs, guns, automotive issues, and willingness to provide pics.
As you were.
Posted by: Miklos, who learned from CPO "Pappy" at June 16, 2019 03:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2019 03:07 AM (3SZ4b)
Now I KNOW them white boys caint sing
Posted by: The Five Blind Miklos Boys of Mississippi at June 16, 2019 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)
--My seven year old son is less passive aggressive than this troll.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:07 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: The Four Blind Miklos Boys of Mississippi at June 16, 2019 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)
My original assessment is that he behaved like an asshole. He cemented that, and will certainly continue to do so regardless of what I say. I, unlike him, knoe when I am wasting my time.
So fuck yourself. In the ass.
(Am I doing it right?)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 03:09 AM (zN2do)
--I drove a stick (5-speed) for 14 years, from 2000-14, but you still lost me.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:10 AM (XAYDB)
(Am I doing it right?)
Posted by: One hot momma
I dunno, bend over and let's do a Proof of Concept.
Posted by: Miklos, QA Associate at June 16, 2019 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)
I've been told the appropriate response is "Fuck yourself you butthurt soy cuck"
And are seven year olds supposed to be especially passive aggressive? That sounds dumb, like something a butthurt soy cuckboy would bleat.
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 03:12 AM (zN2do)
And it's not that I can't sing; it's that I don't sing. I have a non-compete agreement with Sinatra. I don't sing, and he doesn't sit wells. It works out fine. He's been very diligent about keeping his end up, too, what with being dead and all.
Anyhow, being as it has become late, I must be off to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 03:13 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 03:14 AM (zN2do)
Please...can I forever be known as Fuck You Miklos?
Pixy. Lawd. Do ya hear me?
Posted by: Miklos, bck to Prgy and Bess cause Charleston on Monday at June 16, 2019 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Politically, they were your usual halfwit Communists, but I've managed to entertain a few people with renditions of "You Scare the Sh*t Out of Me".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVtSES6esQ
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2019 03:15 AM (3SZ4b)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 03:15 AM (zN2do)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at June 16, 2019 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:17 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:18 AM (Q1UZY)
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:18 AM (Q1UZY)
--cbd?
Mis Hum?
Yeah, it went there.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:19 AM (XAYDB)
I blame him. I plan to turn gay and sell myself to get back at him.
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:19 AM (IPc0h)
Posted by: One hot momma at June 16, 2019 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:20 AM (92kT3)
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Wow, dopetard and his sock-hashes have returned, pretending to be his ma or his side-piece, and now slandering a regular and son in the most juvenile and leftist manner possible.
I guess it assumes that the COBS have all gone to sleep.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 16, 2019 03:24 AM (QU+qf)
Schizophrenia is a terrible disease, so this is no small thing, and policies that make it easier for adolescents to get marijuana have a definite downside.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:26 AM (I2/tG)
"Hypocrites!!! " he screeched as no one cared, knowing he is old and will one day soon be dead, his preferences of no import to anyone
"But HYPOCRITES!!!" he implored, while getting laughed at
"HYPOCRITES!!! PAY ATTENTION AND CARE!!!" while being made fun of
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:26 AM (jU3Ar)
My son at age five could name all the Galilean satellites.
one hot momma just names her pubes.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:26 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In
There are ways, amica.
Which frighten and confuse the trolls.
Posted by: Miklos, who knows what of at June 16, 2019 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:10 AM (XAYDB)
Have you never driven a car with the manual shift lever on the steering column? It was a "dazzling new feature" in about 1938 or '39, and by 1940 nearly every maker offered it. It meant seating three in the front seat was now practical, and it remained the default configuration for North American (and many Euro) cars until the early '70s. Standard "H" pattern: lift the lever toward you, puts it in the low-reverse gate. Swing it towards the windshield and it goes into Reverse; towards your right thigh, Low. From Low, push it upward with your palm, and with spring assist, it drops into the Second-High gate, and a further push puts it in Second. To shift to High (third), place your palm on the lever and draw it down towards your thigh. Of course, you are working the clutch pedal with your left foot, same as you would with a floor shifter. The only thing different with the column shift is the location of the lever, and the orientation of the shift pattern.
It was hard to shift a column shift really fast, because they used long, sort of spindly linkage rods, and when the mechanism got old, it was possible to get the lever out of sync with the linkage rods. My long-gone Econoline with the four-on-the-tree was notorious for that. And "tree" was just slang for "steering column".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 03:27 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Wow, dopetard and his sock-hashes have returned, pretending to be his ma or his side-piece, and now slandering a regular and son in the most juvenile and leftist manner possible.
I guess it assumes that the COBS have all gone to sleep.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 16, 2019 03:24 AM (QU+qf)
--Strong with The Stupid, this troll is.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:29 AM (XAYDB)
I'll also note, living in Oregon, that advocates of marijuana legalization note how wonderful it is that evil law enforcement no longer arrests people for smoking dope (not that that has happened for thirty years), while simultaneously denying that legalization might increase the number of people using marijuana, particularly adolescents.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:30 AM (I2/tG)
Occasionally trolling you into stopping is a mercy , a veritable charitable act, the equivalent of an intervention.
One day you will die, and all the people you love will say "Thank god he spent so much time as a regular on AOS, he was an asshole I could barely stand to be around"
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:30 AM (jU3Ar)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 03:32 AM (WG6O9)
--Damn, I'm not crazy shifting even automatic on the column, never mind manual.
Now I know what you're talking about, having seen documentaries on old racing cars.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:33 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: m at June 16, 2019 03:33 AM (ZfNws)
--LMAO, you know nothing of my behaviours, posting here or otherwise.
Root a boot.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:36 AM (XAYDB)
I look so cool in black, I am like the fuckin Queen Princess of Goth in my little fucking town.
You will all be SO GUILTY when I'm gone.
Ok I'm cutting again
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:36 AM (QzkSJ)
And Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there!
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at June 16, 2019 03:38 AM (hu22E)
Nah.
Fuck a duck, troll.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:38 AM (XAYDB)
If I ever make it to AZ, and you are still sometimes there, the whiskey and Troll-B-Gon is on me.
Posted by: Ye Olde Miklos at June 16, 2019 03:39 AM (QzkSJ)
"I AM NOT FUCKING PISSED OFF BITCH!!!" AOP obviously lying again
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:40 AM (aGWgl)
...I'm Truly Blessed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 16, 2019 03:40 AM (Ckg4U)
The 0300 troll has arrived. A different tactic this time. Usually the 0300 troll attacks the COBS. Fascinating. I will update my research.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2019 03:40 AM (VhR1N)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 16, 2019 03:41 AM (QU+qf)
Nah.
Fuck a duck, troll.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:38 AM (XAYDB)
It's the equivalent of being spat on, at random, by some crazy person passing you on a sidewalk.
Posted by: m at June 16, 2019 03:41 AM (ZfNws)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8kInABLa9t0
And, now I am off to bed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 03:41 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 03:42 AM (h2Bdk)
And Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there!
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at June 16, 2019 03:38 AM (hu22E)
--The town I lived in during HS was sooooooo boring (HOW BORING WAS IT?!) that a cop harassed me and my stepdad while I was learning to drive stick in the town hall parking lot t ~9 P.M.
Annoying as hell.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:43 AM (XAYDB)
Nah.
Fuck a duck, troll.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:38 AM (XAYDB)
It's the equivalent of being spat on, at random, by some crazy person passing you on a sidewalk.
Posted by: m at June 16, 2019 03:41 AM (ZfNws)
Rethinking this. Being spat on would constitute assault. So maybe it's the equivalent of being yelled at, at random, by some crazy person passing you on a sidewalk.
Posted by: m at June 16, 2019 03:43 AM (ZfNws)
Several have had their personal trolls. I have, Slapweasel had.
I guess you get a Smiley Face on your cardboard level HordeCard.
Posted by: Miklos, amused more than expected at June 16, 2019 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)
...I'm Truly Blessed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 16, 2019 03:40 AM (Ckg4U)
--Amen
Alas, worse to come, for sure
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:45 AM (XAYDB)
If I ever make it to AZ, and you are still sometimes there, the whiskey and Troll-B-Gon is on me.
Posted by: Ye Olde Miklos at June 16, 2019 03:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Thank you, Miklos. I will be getting back to AZ before the middle of September, for sure. And all Morons and Ettes are welcome to visit me here in Elburda, too. I did get to meet Weird Dave and Gingy when they came through a year or two ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2019 03:45 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:45 AM (iDk+u)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at June 16, 2019 03:46 AM (hu22E)
Schizophrenia is a terrible disease, so this is no small thing, and policies that make it easier for adolescents to get marijuana have a definite downside.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:26 AM (I2/tG)
Linked to, yes. But which is chicken and which is egg? It may just be that pot makes Schizophrenia more bearable.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2019 03:46 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 16, 2019 03:47 AM (Ckg4U)
I guess you get a Smiley Face on your cardboard level HordeCard.
Posted by: Miklos, amused more than expected at June 16, 2019 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)
--I had one years ago, and it had the nerve to use my actual handle.
But it didn't drag my littl'un into it.
Trolls gonna troll.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:47 AM (XAYDB)
He's obviously done this before - but what an odd thing to get off on.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:48 AM (I2/tG)
He's obviously done this before - but what an odd thing to get off on.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:48 AM (I2/tG)
I was guessing "she."
Posted by: m at June 16, 2019 03:49 AM (ZfNws)
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:50 AM (QzkSJ)
That's an obvious hypothesis - but marijuana use generally precedes the onset of schizophrenic symptoms. Operating theory is that marijuana use can create a psychotic state, and if you are susceptible to schizophrenia (due to genetics or some other reason), that psychotic state can trigger the onset of the disease.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:51 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:48 AM (I2/tG)
--LMAO and it derides us for having conversations here. If *I* have to change hashes to hold court online, screw it, I've got better things to do.
Also unlike it, I have offspring.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:53 AM (XAYDB)
I just laugh knowing that AOP will be REEEEEEEing at me because I teiggered him and he got caught lying about it.
I don't even smoke pot!!! It was all to watch AOP get triggered ahahhaahhaahh
What a fucking gomer that guy is!!! Does he know you guys sent me emails telling me you think he's a piece of shit too? Ahahah HE DOES NOW!!!
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:53 AM (Gp7Ih)
In the AF the job was called EWO.
Posted by: Miklos, probably underpaid but the dental plan is also sub-par at June 16, 2019 03:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Well, when you're in your mother's basement, masterbating as you post troll comments online, it is unlikely that you have offspring.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:55 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Surfperch's Old Phone at June 16, 2019 03:55 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: m at June 16, 2019 03:49 AM (ZfNws)
--"one hot momma" =/= "she"
Funny how a disagreement over Mary Jane brings out the troll rage.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:55 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:56 AM (I2/tG)
I just laugh knowing that AOP will be REEEEEEEing at me because I teiggered him and he got caught lying about it.
This part is not
I don't even smoke pot!!! It was all to watch AOP get triggered ahahhaahhaahh
This part is not serious
What a fucking gomer that guy is!!! Does he know you guys sent me emails telling me you think he's a piece of shit too? Ahahah HE DOES NOW!!!
Posted by: logprof's piece of garbage brat at June 16, 2019 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:51 AM (I2/tG)
--LMAO, troll here is Exhibit A.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:57 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Surfperch's Old Phone at June 16, 2019 03:55 AM (tVQUs)
--declear the crudase and be unite!
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:00 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:01 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:55 AM (XAYDB)
I imagine a lot of them took up trolling to help pay for their weed and/or krokodyl habits.
Posted by: Surfperch's Old Phone at June 16, 2019 04:02 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Miklos, not lighting another cigar for this at June 16, 2019 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof
All their troll are belong to us?
Posted by: Miklos, not lighting another cigar for this at June 16, 2019 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)
--Way in the mists of time, when LGF was fun.
Yes, boys and girls, such an age existed.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:03 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Miklos, never actually saw a green football at June 16, 2019 04:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 04:07 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 03:55 AM (XAYDB)
I imagine a lot of them took up trolling to help pay for their weed and/or krokodyl habits.
Posted by: Surfperch's Old Phone at June 16, 2019 04:02 AM (tVQUs)
--Seriously.
It wasn't Bathhouse Barry cracks (*snicker*), nor Cory Booker pillow-biting slams, nor Kameltoe Harris slut-shaming, nor Shrillary Depends jokes that incited the troll, but *cannabis*.
Good gravy, that is seriously weak around here.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:08 AM (XAYDB)
Do you mean Cahrles J?
Posted by: Miklos, never actually saw a green football at June 16, 2019 04:06 AM (QzkSJ)
--Yup. Prior to 2007, it was a fun place to post.
Then the embikening happened. . . .
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:09 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: George "Miklos" Burns at June 16, 2019 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 16, 2019 04:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: logprof
OK. I was there.
I am too young to have been a witness at Lakehurst, but I did see that. Similar.
Posted by: Miklos, them peoples be crazy, keep the chillen away at June 16, 2019 04:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Not that I can see,
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 04:07 AM (I2/tG)
--Then I hope you meant this for the troll, not me:
720 Also unlike it, I have offspring.
Well, when you're in your mother's basement, masterbating as you post troll comments online, it is unlikely that you have offspring.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 03:55 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:12 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Red "Miklos" Skelton at June 16, 2019 04:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Do you mean Cahrles J?
Posted by: Miklos, never actually saw a green football at June 16, 2019 04:06 AM (QzkSJ)
--Yup. Prior to 2007, it was a fun place to post.
Then the embikening happened. . . .
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:09 AM (XAYDB)
I was there for Rathergate. Great stuff.
Posted by: m at June 16, 2019 04:14 AM (ZfNws)
Posted by: Miklos, actually pretty honest, considering at June 16, 2019 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof
OK. I was there.
I am too young to have been a witness at Lakehurst, but I did see that. Similar.
Posted by: Miklos, them peoples be crazy, keep the chillen away at June 16, 2019 04:12 AM (QzkSJ)
--I don't know when Celrhas went Full O-tard, but I was gone by then, but I do recall my last days there being during nasty flame wars about the Terri Schiavo case.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:15 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 16, 2019 04:15 AM (Ckg4U)
It has done my son no good. Quite the opposite.
The cannivangelists can tell me till they're green in the face that pot is harmless. For some people, maybe. But myself and countless other moms and dads know otherwise. And boy, do they know how to sell their gospel to kids.
Troll away, trolls. You won't get a response from me.
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 04:16 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: m at June 16, 2019 04:14 AM (ZfNws)
--The Throbbing .PDF.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:16 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Miklos, not a brother at June 16, 2019 04:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:18 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 04:18 AM (A0NQI)
Posted by: Miklos, my go-to is zydeco at June 16, 2019 04:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Fine and good, but I'm of the same mind as my dad: he has a pretty good life (no bitches, no children, good job), so why does he feel compelled to escape it?
My bro protests that he works with PITAs, but doesn't everyone?
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:22 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 04:25 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 04:25 AM (LMcFk)
--Jumped into LGF shortly after 9/11. My email address for the AoSHQ Moron [fantasy football] League still references lgf.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:32 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:33 AM (XAYDB)
My apologies - that was definitely meant for the troll. I should have been clearer.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 04:34 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 04:34 AM (I2/tG)
--That's what I thought, since you're a known handle.
Happy Father's Day!
(You're a dad, right?)
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:36 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 16, 2019 04:37 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Miklos, my go-to is zydeco at June 16, 2019 04:20 AM (QzkSJ)
The Traveling Wilburys
https://youtu.be/1o4s1KVJaVA
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 04:38 AM (A0NQI)
Posted by: Miklos, my go-to is zydeco at June 16, 2019 04:20 AM (QzkSJ)
The Traveling Wilburys
https://youtu.be/1o4s1KVJaVA
Posted by: My life is insanity
Ok, not sure if this is 'happy' but it does have 'Mary Jane' in it.
https://youtu.be/aowSGxim_O8
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2019 04:47 AM (HCqAo)
https://youtu.be/1o4s1KVJaVA
Posted by: My life is insanity
Roy Orbison and a pickup band!
Posted by: Miklos, ok this works at June 16, 2019 04:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, my go-to is zydeco at June 16, 2019 04:20 (QzkSJ)
--Diana Krall sings "Fly Me to the Moon" live in Paris:
https://youtu.be/xdzkMDacvUY
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:52 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 04:54 AM (A0NQI)
https://youtu.be/aowSGxim_O8
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2019 04:47 AM (HCqAo)
--Don't
encourage
the
troll
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 04:55 AM (XAYDB)
https://youtu.be/esilpuVICXw
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 04:57 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 04:58 AM (A0NQI)
That is for later. That is light another cigar music.
Posted by: Miklos, ok this all works at June 16, 2019 05:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Diana Krall plays "'S Wonderful" (one of the best love songs ever written, BTW) live in Paris:
https://youtu.be/STk9nxLDZ_0
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 05:04 AM (XAYDB)
Oh-I remember this! Thank you!
For a competitively happy song without lyrics, I nominate-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd2L2hWYtHM
Posted by: Miklos, ok all this all works at June 16, 2019 05:08 AM (QzkSJ)
I will listen to Porgy and Bess on my drive to Charleston on Monday.
Top down, music up.
Posted by: Miklos, making she crab soup out of lemons at June 16, 2019 05:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Oh-I remember this! Thank you!
For a competitively happy song without lyrics, I nominate-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd2L2hWYtHM
Posted by: Miklos, ok all this all works at June 16, 2019 05:08 AM (QzkSJ)
--Thumbs up!
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 05:13 AM (XAYDB)
OMGosh, fun in a creepy way! Ha.
...
Just plain fun: https://youtu.be/uq-gYOrU8bA
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 05:22 AM (A0NQI)
Top down, music up.
Posted by: Miklos, making she crab soup out of lemons at June 16, 2019 05:13 AM (QzkSJ)
--Fuck the SJWs
Porgy and Bess is pure Americana.
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 05:23 AM (XAYDB)
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now
When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)
Posted by: Miklos, a simple Drifter at June 16, 2019 05:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, oui, je suis d'accord at June 16, 2019 05:28 AM (QzkSJ)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 16, 2019 05:28 AM (KCxzN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd2L2hWYtHM
Posted by: Miklos, ok all this all works at June 16, 2019 05:08 AM (QzkSJ)
I like!
How about some classic "Christian contemporary music"? Pure 80s bliss! I mean it's got a hydroslap, a whistle, and funky slapped bass for Pete's sake!
Phil Keaggy, (appropriately enough) "Happy":
https://youtu.be/SCAMdf77Oks
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 05:29 AM (LMcFk)
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Posted by: Miklos, a simple Drifter at June 16, 2019 05:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Oh, yeah! Love that
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 05:30 AM (A0NQI)
Posted by: Miklos, hydroslap curious at June 16, 2019 05:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 05:22 AM (A0NQI)
Hey, I was gonna nominate that one.
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 05:33 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Miklos, hydroslap curious at June 16, 2019 05:32 AM (QzkSJ)
It's the percussions instrument that makes a ratchet sound.
Posted by: Average Guy at June 16, 2019 05:34 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Average Guy
First! Ha
Miklos, Pink Martini- also fun!
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 05:36 AM (A0NQI)
We await your reports, Miklos.
Shadilay!
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 05:39 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Average Guy
Ok. A martini shaker with dice in it.
Posted by: Miklos, croupier and bartender at June 16, 2019 05:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RickZ at June 16, 2019 05:40 AM (Y8PSl)
Shadilay!
Posted by: logprof
Well, TJM recommended a place that puts fried oysters in the salad.
Seems like a good way to ruin two things at once.
Posted by: Miklos, gastronome at June 16, 2019 05:41 AM (QzkSJ)
https://youtu.be/SCAMdf77Oks
Posted by: Average Guy
Nice!
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 05:43 AM (A0NQI)
To square the circle, here's Ella singing "'S Wonderful":
https://youtu.be/EDxrKlQPZ2M
Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2019 05:45 AM (XAYDB)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2019 05:47 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Miklos, signing off at June 16, 2019 05:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 05:48 AM (A0NQI)
Thanks for the music memories!
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 16, 2019 05:49 AM (A0NQI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 16, 2019 06:01 AM (a5hgv)
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