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Woman Discovers Herself as a Lesbian, Leaves Her Loving Husband and Children
This is, of course, being portrayed as a wonderful, brave act on the voyage of self-discovery by CNN.
Now, ask yourself: Would the media be praising a man who decided that he, like this woman, was dissatisfied in his marriage and left his kind wife and needful children to pursue more fulfilling sexual prospects? No, of course not. A straight man would be attacked in the press for leaving an intact, loving marriage for a woman, whereas women are considered flighty creatures with a child-like level of moral comprehension (yay, infantilizing feminism!), and of course gays are straight-up Holy Creatures, Fabulous Angels fashioned directly by God's hand, who mere human beings are required to endlessly praise. Psst: A lot of men are dissatisfied in their marriages, CNN. If they see a hot chick on SNL, will you praise them too for abandoning their families? Rod Dreher:CNN runs Pride Month essay by married mother of two (a former CNN reporter) who watches Saturday Night Live, decides to leave her husband and break her family up to live as a lesbian. No, really, this is a thing that happened:But, woman. But, gay. Different rules. Are women adults with responsibilities and the expectation of honor or are they children who are free to pursue each whim because they don't know any better and can't be expected to know any better? They cannot be either or both, depending on what the current leftwing sexual propaganda needs them to be. Today's Feminism-Forward Woman She can be anything she wants to be -- including an irresponsible tweener girl, when she feels the pangs of young romance moving through her."I wanted." So she made it happen. More:
But there I was, at 36 years old, realizing I didn’t know myself at all. I had everything I thought made my life perfect. I was married to my best friend and we had two beautiful, healthy and hilarious children, with successful careers and a beautiful home. My life would change forever after a simple Google search in November 2016. I had just seen Kate McKinnon perform the song "Hallelujah" on SNL and discovered that she’s a lesbian. That shocked me because she didn’t fit the awful stereotype often depicted in the media. I quickly declared her my "new girl crush." But it was more than that. At that moment, I realized that I wanted a relationship with a woman like her -- but I felt terrible for even having this thought, as someone who was faithfully married. It was slowly becoming clear to me that I was not straight.No, Melisa Raney, you’re wrong. When you married and had children, your life was no longer your own exclusively.
I kept waiting for the moment where I would realize I was no longer gay so I could put a halt to everything. My family was being shattered and I couldn’t stop it. I constantly had to remind myself, "You get one life. This is your life and no one else's."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 04:42 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Boswell at June 14, 2019 04:43 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 04:45 PM (gdyuR)
Posted by: norman at June 14, 2019 04:45 PM (B8q6w)
Pretty sure if he decided he was a transwoman they would applaud it.
The key is the deviance - deviance gets applause, responsibility is uncool.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 04:46 PM (W+vEI)
why are media types the last ones to actually know what is in the media?
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 14, 2019 04:46 PM (RKQ/v)
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This needs to be repeated, loudly and often.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 14, 2019 04:46 PM (YslsA)
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Imagine how creepy and sex-perverty a man would be if he made up t-shirts and bumperstickers declaring how much he liked p*ssy while constantly making it a point to tell strangers how he prefers having sex with blonde women.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 04:46 PM (lKhRz)
Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2019 04:46 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 04:46 PM (ahS0B)
I look at all of the unregenerated/reprobates who can't even show one little aspect of Imago Dei, not even the slightest comprehension of duty, honor, morality, justice, honesty, loyalty or integrity.
Their lives are just misery, failure and disaster.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 04:46 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 04:47 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: yop at June 14, 2019 04:47 PM (hPRt2)
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And they work 24/7 inflicting it on the rest of us.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 04:47 PM (JcXHH)
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*narrows eyes*
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 04:48 PM (RU4sa)
Pretty amazing that Campion (herself a feminist) portrayed these idiots as being the idiots they are.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 04:48 PM (oFcdC)
*My home town had the highest divorce rate per capita in the country. I had several friends whose moms did this.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 04:48 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2019 04:48 PM (C6xeQ)
Absolutely hilarious. Here is someone who is so completely lacking in self-awareness that she becries the horrid treatment of lesbians in the media in a media publication glorifying lesbians.
Posted by: Caliban at June 14, 2019 04:49 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 04:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Blue Bird
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Additionally, they inflict it on their families, and try to use social pressure to say that normal people are the morally wrong ones.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 14, 2019 04:49 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 04:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Bill Clinton, Jeff Bezos, Zombie John McCain at June 14, 2019 04:49 PM (wMHPW)
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I imagine a man, then I take away reason and accountability.
Posted by: Horse Whisperer at June 14, 2019 04:50 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 14, 2019 04:50 PM (SCBAF)
If you need me I'll be in the barrel over there, munching on crow.
As for what to do with the Islamic Republic (I did, in my defence, point out they too had a motive for mayhem) - I still don't know, other than to keep bleeding them out with sanctions and by murdering more of their proxies, because fuck 'em.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 04:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2019 04:51 PM (pw+jk)
I wonder if you have the final word on that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 04:49 PM (fuK7c)
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Who are you to question if he's saved or not?
The Lord knows his heart.
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 04:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 04:46 PM (W+vEI)
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^^^^^
Needs to be repeated.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 14, 2019 04:51 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2019 04:51 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 04:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cthulhu at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (RD7QR)
Good luck with that.
Posted by: William of Ockham at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (Xa+bj)
Sums it up pretty well.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)
Trans: Change my junk!
Gays: Take it up with my maker.
Trans: Fuckin' maker!
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Aristippus of Cyrene at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (JziUy)
Daddy Has Two Mommies: An Erotic Journey
Posted by: ace at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (cN1tG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: NoFX at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (5LwiY)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (2DOZq)
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I've got some bad news for you about marriage. Specifically what men are expected to give up.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (lKhRz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: Ann Heche at June 14, 2019 04:54 PM (C6xeQ)
In theory, yes. In practice is a whole other story altogether.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 04:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 14, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2019 04:54 PM (gmo/4)
enjoy your lesbian bed death and spousal abuse, ya dike
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 14, 2019 04:54 PM (JziUy)
I can just never get that for a gay marriage.
Posted by: cpurick at June 14, 2019 04:55 PM (7YrFp)
I have become convinced that I am really only attracted to smokin hot blond women between 18 and 24. I'm leaving you. Hope you will understand this is who I am.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2019 04:55 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 04:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: TOOL at June 14, 2019 04:55 PM (5LwiY)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 14, 2019 04:55 PM (JziUy)
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He's just hoping for a three-way.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (JcXHH)
I have become convinced that I am really only attracted to smokin hot blond women between 18 and 24. I'm leaving you. Hope you will understand this is who I am.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2019 04:55 PM (pw+jk)
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LOVE WINS, H8RS
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (lKhRz)
Posted by: Aleister Crowley at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (gmo/4)
She's married to a chick now. Kind of a shame. She was real good at being hetero. Quite, well, enthusiastic, iykwim.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (O8WFE)
How do I know. 25 years working in psychiatry/mental health, and the fact that my parents were in the vanguard of this stupidity. I suffered for it, believe me.
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (Mouru)
Think I better go back to Macy's and look at women's underwear.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (v0R5T)
Yes you could, Melisa. You absolutely could have stopped it. You *chose* not to because you live in the closest thing to a consequence-free environment that exists on this planet. You can do it, you will win doing it, you will get celebrated with human-interest puff pieces for doing it, and you did it. That's on you. The universe isn't going to stop to you and neither will G-d (if you even believe in Him). What would have stopped you? Your character. You clearly have at least the tattered remains of character because you describe your questioning and guilt around your decision. But you didn't have enough character to make a different choice.
No, Melisa. Not the Universe. Not G-d. Not your husband. Not your children. You. And you should not be celebrated. What, did you read "Eat, Pray Love" and think you'd find live that life with a gay twist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Melisa Raney at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (5LwiY)
Threesome, hell. Bitch wouldn't even let me watch.
Posted by: Melisa Raney's husband at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (O/0hw)
Well, the heart wants what the heart wants, eh?
I love how passive this is - she waited, she couldn't stop it. . .
And really, isn't this the story of abortion?
Not the act, but the mindset: there's my kid, but there's also my life, and I only get one, so the kid (and in this case, hubby) just have to go so that I can live my best life (with that hot chick over there)!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (W+vEI)
Man leaves wife for woman - bad
Woman leaves husband for woman - good
Man leaves wife for man - OK
Woman leaves husband for man - OK
I was looking for logic, big mistake.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: jmel at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (ahS0B)
And then you start thinking that having kids requires people to get married. Then that leads to thinking sex should only happen in secure relationships.
One path leads to decadence and the destruction of society. The other path leads toward the end of modern libertinism.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (LWu6U)
Pete Buttigieg lays out his agenda for black America. Will it be enough?
https://outline.com/RehgKw
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (aKsyK)
Yep, that's the thing now.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
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No, that started way back during the seventies and the "you can't make others happy before you make yourself happy" claptrap.
I seem to recall the divorce epidemic started about then, too.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Jack Handey at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (Xa+bj)
She doesn't have to pluck that unsightly mole hair now, though. So.
..she's got that going for her.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2019 04:58 PM (5LwiY)
Posted by: cpurick at June 14, 2019 04:55 PM (7YrFp)
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A much-more liberal friend of mine, once praised a gay couple that he knew and his praise was that the one guy who had the kids still lets his ex-husband visit them as "family".
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2019 04:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 14, 2019 04:58 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2019 04:58 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (Mouru)
There's a certain irony in her being turned on to gals by that particular song, but it's not worth going into.
Posted by: Caliban at June 14, 2019 04:58 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 14, 2019 04:58 PM (a5hgv)
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (v0R5T)
Would you like to hear our recommendation?
Posted by: Wicked Weasel at June 14, 2019 04:58 PM (O/0hw)
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (1hy/q)
As well you might.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (YqDXo)
I can just never get that for a gay marriage.
Posted by: cpurick at June 14, 2019 04:55 PM (7YrFp)
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It's okay. They can't, either.
IIRC ace posted recently about how something like 30% of gays have had over 1000 sexual partners and no gays practice monogamy given a traditional long-term "marriage" time frame.
They just want to wear its skin.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (lKhRz)
'Why won't these damned dykes stop fisting me!?'
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (5LwiY)
You know we guys are hairy and stinky.
I don't know how you women put up with us.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (Xa+bj)
Maybe for women but if a man has a physical crush on a guy.
GAY
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ann Heche/Harvey Weinstein at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (U7k5w)
If I were her exhusband, I believe my response to her would be... "Ell Oh Ell, Get Fucked".
*arches brow*
If I were her exhusband.
Posted by: Commander Spock at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at June 14, 2019 05:00 PM (MynPh)
Someday they'll realize they are better off without her in their one life.
Posted by: x at June 14, 2019 05:00 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2019 05:00 PM (8IVVq)
Mrs perfect, having experienced being married, and a mother went off to fulfill herself as a lesbian.
That was back in the early 90s.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 14, 2019 05:00 PM (37IEG)
Now I know what turns on the chicks!
It's not being funny, like I always thought... instead you should be an obsessive, maudlin weirdo singing a depressing song because nasty orange man jacked up your sadz to the max.
This chick is cuckoo bananas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:00 PM (AzW6q)
https://outline.com/RehgKw
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (aKsyK)
I'm not gonna read. Is it "copious amounts of lube"? It's "copious amounts of lube," isn't it?
Posted by: Wicked Weasel at June 14, 2019 05:01 PM (O/0hw)
you should read "A Kind of Madness", written in the 70s by a non-tard journalist about the Weimar era in Germany. Apparently, the US is Slouching toward Potsdam und Pankow
and Steiner's attack is not following on.......
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at June 14, 2019 05:01 PM (9HuGt)
Yeah, well, you thought you wanted a husband and a family, and look how that turned out. Ever think that maybe, just maybe, the problem isn't everyone else and their expectations?
Posted by: Socratease at June 14, 2019 05:01 PM (BT83d)
*******
FEC Chair Who Scolded Trump For Saying He MIGHT Take Oppo Research From a Foreigner Used to Work For Deep State Law Firm Perkins Coie
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 05:01 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:01 PM (wMHPW)
>>I love how passive this is - she waited, she couldn't stop it. . .
'Why won't these damned dykes stop fisting me!?'
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2019 04:59 PM (5LwiY)
Poor helpless woman, bound by the chains of a patriarchy that refused to save her from herself!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 14, 2019 05:02 PM (37IEG)
One one hand, they are magical creatures that came directly from God.
On the otherh and, they are stupid and must be treated like children, because they can't do simple tasks like apply for a drivers license or keep a job.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 05:02 PM (sktRI)
Then I found out she was a lesbian. That saved my marriage.
Anybody want to buy some crocs?
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2019 05:02 PM (Eicbe)
She's only been one of America's most famous lesbians since long before that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:02 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 05:02 PM (1hy/q)
In fact contrary to Ace's internet research lesbians are often almost a-sexual after partnering.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Annalucia at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (S6ArX)
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If it's the Leonard Cohen one I'll say again that I'm shocked how so many people view at some powerful, wonderful, semi-religious song. Don't misunderstand. I like it. But it's one of the most bitter, sacrilegious (maybe not the right word), mean-spirited songs you'll ever hear.
But he says hallelujah a bunch, so "faith" or whatever.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (lKhRz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:01 PM (wMHPW)
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Look up Roy Orbison's "Black and White Nights." KD Lang is singing backup vocals. You won't believe your eyes.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (qC1Sy)
Problem is, where do you find a woman like that?
Posted by: Rick Springfield at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (5LwiY)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (37IEG)
But you bought the album, didn't you?
That's how they get their hooks in you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (PxX58)
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I thought Hillary won the most famous lesbian of the year award pretty much every year.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (WdocV)
Someday they'll realize they are better off without her in their one life.
Posted by: x at June 14, 2019 05:00 PM (nFwvY)
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Uh, yeah. If my mom ditched us and my dad to go munch a bunch of rugs, it would have been "the day it happened."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 04:57 PM (ahS0B
If porn taught me anything it's that women are totally down with lesbian action.
Also butt stuff, three-ways and getting a load of semen in the face.
Posted by: Some Horny Teenage Boy at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (O/0hw)
Every time I watch Gone With The Wind, I realize I want a relationship with Clark Gable. And then I go back to living my real life.
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (wMHPW)
The lesbian stereotypes in media are largely positive fiction about lesbians, and absurd fictional villains who oppress lesbians.
Lesbians tend to have violent relationships, make the same money as men, groom children, and tend to be ugly. All not depicted in the media.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (+/UyC)
.........yeah, I could keep this up all day
"the ceremony of innocence is drowned"
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (9HuGt)
Ummm... no. It's never THEIR fault, since they will never take responsiblity.
Basically, the MFM and 1/2 of the US is filled with idotic touchy feely types (most women, all gays and a bunch of men) who have the reasoning ability of a piece of plywood.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (JziUy)
Everybody wants to be gay.. or black.. or some kinda minority..
Oh, to be a hispanic/asian lesbian!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Rick Springfield
Stay in your lane, Rick!
Posted by: Jesse at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Wayne at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Peter North at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (5LwiY)
*Shocked Face*
No you mean the firm that used a/c privilege to shield payments to Fusion GPS? I mean what are the ODDS!!!!
Posted by: Look it is a vast conspiracy, it just is at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (LNlyl)
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (U7k5w)
If the guy decided he was transgender, absolutely.
I've known a couple of people who have done this.
So long as you dump your family for male homosexual partners, the media will not make a murmur of complaint.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (I2/tG)
Nothing about how her kids were affected. Nothing about what this decision did to her husband.
And, of course, her jackassed parents "supported" the move. Tells you everything you need to know about her lack of character. She simply wasn't raised right.
Posted by: Warden at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (MZ8Zz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (JcXHH)
Sounds like a "pride month" fake story, to me. A little too perfect, if you ask me. And it comes out this month, too!
Plus, why is this person's story "news??" How did Fake News "discover" this story??
It's probably a 75% Bullshit story.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (UvpTf)
Who saw -that- coming?
Posted by: Born In The USA at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (ykYG2)
The comment was intended to be about both genders. I think men can have passing crushes on other men too, but they mayt follow them through to acting out sexually because they're heterosexually fundamentally. The idea that we're supposed to follow through on every crush and either hop into bed with them or run off with them is ridiculously shallow and destructive if we're married and could be problemmatic if we're not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (ahS0B)
And no doubt, in years to come when her children refuse to have anything to do with her, she'll be out there weeping in front of the cameras.
Posted by: Annalucia at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (S6ArX)
She must have been watching too much TV.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (v0R5T)
Mrs perfect, having experienced being married, and a mother went off to fulfill herself as a lesbian.
That was back in the early 90s.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 14, 2019 05:00 PM (37IEG)
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And I'd wager a paycheck she still got the house, custody of the kids, half his stuff, and child support for years to help her and her new girlfriend have an easier life.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (lKhRz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (O8WFE)
What we have here is someone confessing that their day-to-day behavior is driven by emotion, and not facts, logic, or honor.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (+/UyC)
But he says hallelujah a bunch, so "faith" or whatever.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (lKhRz)
^This^
Leonard Cohen is way over rated.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (aS1PU)
______
This is a rhetorical question since most women now vote for dependence and slavery on the Democrat plantation.
Anyway, this would never happened if Putin hadn't stolen the election from Hillary -- so, of course, let's blame Trump. /
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (p8dQU)
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (U7k5w)
Heh, exactly!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (W+vEI)
The whole article is me, me, I, me, I, me.
Nothing about how her kids were affected. Nothing about what this decision did to her husband.
And, of course, her jackassed parents "supported" the move. Tells
you everything you need to know about her lack of character. She simply
wasn't raised right.
Posted by: Warden at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (MZ8Zz)
Could have been written by that last President we had.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (37IEG)
Are you sure that they aren't just lesbians when you are around?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (Xa+bj)
*******
http://bit.ly/2ZrWvpk
*******
Kelley Mooney's spiritual lyrical adaptation of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" - YouTube
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Gork at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (VmQ66)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
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Where do you work, Hustler?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (JcXHH)
........
So, who's the hot chick in your office? She must be tasty.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (v0R5T)
All of the male homosexuals like men consistently...though some of them will have sex with women as well...and to the extend that I've known them well enough to talk about it they were *all* molested as kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (WdocV)
And I'd wager a paycheck she still got the
house, custody of the kids, half his stuff, and child support for years
to help her and her new girlfriend have an easier life.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (lKhRz)
I know he was a wreck afterwards.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (37IEG)
Important question:
Is it "suffice to say" or "suffice it to say?"
Plus, what does that stupid phrase really, any way? I hate it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (UvpTf)
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What if you have a j crew messenger bag and a pair of crocs? Asking for a friend. . .
Posted by: anonymous at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (LueV/)
Posted by: Born In The USA at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (ykYG2)
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Yep. Good point.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (lKhRz)
If pursuit of pleasure is the most important thing...
Then you are not a Hedonist.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM
Except the Remy version.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (COzlW)
That's gotta be an awkward conversation in the boat.
"Larry, I been thinkin'..."
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (5LwiY)
She is snakes on the brain crazy.
Can we at least get her tubes tied or something?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Born In The USA at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (ykYG2)
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That pompous dork has never stopped being pissed about Reagan hijacking his bitchy little song. And it makes me laugh every time I hear it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:08 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (Xa+bj)
Yeah, when I first heard "Everybody Knows" and he said "the war is over / the good guys lost" it was hard not to think... I *do* hope you don't mean the Second World War, bro
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Wayne at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (JcXHH)
But it's okay for JFK, LBJ, and Bubba to be horndogs as long as they don't "leave" their wives?
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (ykYG2)
Plus, what does that stupid phrase really, any way? I hate it.
The thing speaks for itself.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (bcbK8)
Most of his stuff either bores or annoys me though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (+/UyC)
_____
... nor wisdom -- which is not taught in the West anymore.
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (p8dQU)
I know a few gays. Most were molested as kids, and several were married because they wanted children. So... I'd say most of the gays I know are bi who will go either way, depending on their mood.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (aS1PU)
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Again, I like him a LOT. Probably in my top five all-time favorite artists, went to see him in concert in the 90s, etc.
But that song is bitter and cruel and hell.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (lKhRz)
The conservative case for passing crushes on other men.
Posted by: David French at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (f1Vqw)
We will improve your blighted black neighborhood by having people like me and my husband move into your neighborhood to improve it!
First the gays move in.
Then the bike lanes go in.
Then the yoga studios go it.
Then hip, white straight people move in.
And then the blacks move out.
Mission Accomplished!
Posted by: Pete! at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (I2/tG)
I have a good one. This one is sure to stump you:
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
Didn't want no one to hold you, What does that mean?
Nobody's gonna get this.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (UvpTf)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (JcXHH)
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You have the worst superpower of I've heard of, BG.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (AzW6q)
A woman I worked with must have really trusted me because she opened up
about her personal life. She left her husband and took the kid due to
her deciding she was lesbian. This was around Y2K.
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 05:02 PM (1hy/q)
Many years ago I saw this too. A girl I was dating had a brother who was a homosexual. Hung around 2 lesbians - one who had a husband and 2 kids before declaring she was a lesbian.Kids were messed up. Mommy her girlfriend, along with the homosexual would go hit gay bars, do lots of drugs and who else knows. The girl I was dating would babysit the kids. Eventually the mother returned the kids to their father until she got her life together. But the damage was done.This brother at another period of time was still living at home. With his boyfriend. Imagine the shock when the parents are gone to bed, you are making a moves on the girlfriend only to be interrupted (disturbed) by the sound of two dudes exercising the bed springs.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (N39Ws)
>>I think men can have passing crushes on other men too
Their boats, maybe.
Posted by: Wayne at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (PxX5
Rifles maybe, possibly their wives or girl friends.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)
After writing that book she ended up dumping that guy for her friend who then became her lover. She got another book out of it, too, when her friend/lover died of cancer.
Narcissists gotta narcissist.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Read it in a children's book at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (Zx6uT)
...and I think those crushes can get a wee bit out of hand, too.
Yeah. I'm looking at you, Chief.
Posted by: Bradley Cooper at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (5LwiY)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (JcXHH)
You should probably stop trying to pick up chicks at work. It's creating workplace lezzies!
I keed, I keed.
Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (O/0hw)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (2DOZq)
Their boats, maybe.
In Michigan, it's cars. They lust after each others cars.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 05:11 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2019 05:11 PM (U7k5w)
Eastham is barely a place. It's a bit of 6A that you have to drive through to get from Orleans to the nice parts of the Cape. So everyone puts up roadside attractions to try to sell you colored balloons.
Nathan Nickerson is a liar who lies about the blue lobster.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:11 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:11 PM (lKhRz)
I look at all of the unregenerated/reprobates who can't even show one little aspect of Imago Dei, not even the slightest comprehension of duty, honor, morality, justice, honesty, loyalty or integrity.
Their lives are just misery, failure and disaster.
Not to be "that guy" but at the risk of pointing out the obvious, of course there are going to be some short term advantages to shirking these moral responsibilities and just following your physical lusts and needs. The moral path is difficult, for some more than others.
Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2019 05:11 PM (q177U)
But it's okay for JFK, LBJ, and Bubba to be horndogs as long as they don't "leave" their wives?
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (pPNCa)
Honestly...yeah. Cheating is bad. Breaking up a marriage is worse.
But...don't get married. Not unless you want to have kids. And if you have kids and want to cheat, be discreet about it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)
The ONLY Leonard Cohen song I like is The Partisan. The rest of his stuff SHMALTZ, if that's a word.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:11 PM (UvpTf)
I think men can have passing crushes on other men too
If you're in junior high school and you've got gallons of galvanized hormones raging through every cell in your body, maybe.
Otherwise you're in Fag World.
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at June 14, 2019 05:12 PM (9HuGt)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
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Where do you work, Hustler?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 14, 2019 05:07 PM (YslsA)
A prison would be my guess.
Posted by: RickZ at June 14, 2019 05:12 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Korey Booker at June 14, 2019 05:12 PM (pw+jk)
And now you know why epidemiologists drink heavily.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: David Fwench at June 14, 2019 05:13 PM (yhf6w)
worth a look. amazing.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 05:13 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (UvpTf)
Nobody's gonna break your stride.
Posted by: Zombie Ronnie Dio at June 14, 2019 05:13 PM (Z+IKu)
I have a good one. This one is sure to stump you:
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
Didn't want no one to hold you, What does that mean?
Nobody's gonna get this.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (UvpTf)
Ain't nothing gonna break-a MY stride
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)
I wasn't intending to mean crushes-crush.
I know someone who was around men his whole life, had all brothers, went to seminary, with all men and then became a priest military chaplain. The way he occasionally talks about some of his experiences of a deep emotional bond with men almost sounds like a crush, but he's a Eastern Orthodox priest a Christian and a married man-married for about 35 years. I have no reason to assume he's gay, so that's why I say it's probably possible to have a crush on someone to deeply love them without wanting to hit the hay with them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:13 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Cicero
I have a Special List of songs ruined by "lyrics about how I couldn't think of any lyrics." And "Hallelujah" is right at the top of that list, for its lyrics,
"It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The minor fall, the major lift The baffled king composing hallelujah."
I mean, he's writing a melody, and only lyrics he can think are a literal description of the chords in the melody. Completely idiotic. It's liek writing a nice tune, and then having these lyrics for it:
"A-flat C F D-sharp B! B E G G A-flat C!!!"
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 05:14 PM (oFcdC)
Thanks, guys!
Posted by: Sexually Transmitted Diseases at June 14, 2019 05:14 PM (I2/tG)
Look at all the straight people walking around with gay pride shirts, etc. Are they really _proud_ that homosexuality exists? Why? Are there any homosexuals who are not _revolted_ by the notion of "straight pride?"
This PC crap is nearly as oppressive as Sovietism and Maoism. It's really bad now.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:14 PM (mk9aG)
It doesn't even matter if she had an affair with a man or women, or whatever. The fact is, she wanted out and she wanted pleasure.
This is a selfish act.
Who gets hurt? The children, and in this case, the husband.
Wouldn't it be something if she got set up one day. A gorgeous man (maybe even with feminine characteristics) baits her to his bed. Then walks away.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2019 05:14 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (bcbK8)
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Obviously.
Posted by: Parents everywhere at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (LueV/)
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (qC1Sy)
In a dress!
And Bonnie Raitt (?) and Elvis Costello, too. I wish I had been there.
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (wMHPW)
The guy was 49. Shouldn't have done that shit when he was a teenager?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (KP5rU)
Well sure, if one wants to have their own definition for crush they are entitled to do so.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (Xa+bj)
That should be 'the battle king', talking about King David.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Soothsayer's
Old English made a schmaltz liquor, as I recall...
Posted by: Boswell at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (32YRo)
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Obviously.
Posted by: Parents everywhere at June 14, 2019 05:15 PM (LueV/)
If some guy tells me he as a crush on his daughter, I'm calling CPS.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:16 PM (Xa+bj)
I had one of those. The no-longer-made, no-model-name Toyota 4 X 4.
That thing was an indestructible beast. Great truck.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:16 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:16 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 05:17 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 04:45 PM (gdyuR)
Experimentation is not a declaration.
I wonder how many are in on this joke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (ahS0B)
I just don't get "gay pride." They're proud of getting nailed in the keister? Really? What, if anything, would they be ashamed of?
OK, they have these predilections, and choose to act on them. But if I were they, I wouldn't be shouting it from the rooftops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (LGo6U)
So you're all hearing
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, oh no, I've got to keep on movin'
in your ears, now, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (UvpTf)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: LinusPresley at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (+5y18)
Posted by: the heart knows what it wants at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (KIZFN)
That's "Kramer vs Kramer" (except it was the wacko mom who left.) That is a _superb_ movie, by the way. It just pulverizes the whole "be free and find yourself" cultural damage begun in the 1960s. It has one of the best child-actor performances you'll ever see.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (mk9aG)
They're a lobster and clam shack and their menu doesn't even list the lobster and clam.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (qBNEP)
What?
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
I had one of those. The no-longer-made, no-model-name Toyota 4 X 4.
That thing was an indestructible beast. Great truck.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:16 PM (O8WFE)
........
My friend had one, until rust turned it into a colander.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (xPl2J)
Trump is going to ditch the current Air Force One color scheme. Jackie O picked it, something I didn't know. This is going to be the Melania T color.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7141885
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (f1Vqw)
The headline:
Taylor Swift Has Butterfly Tattoos on Her Back for 'You Need to Calm Down' Artwork!
The cover art shows the 29-year-old singer wearing a bikini with her back exposed. On her back is a mural of butterfly tattoos that emerge from a snake, kind of like in the "ME!" music video.
But, wait! there's more,
Make sure to read how Taylor supports the LGBTQ community with the song!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (vEIlU)
I found out by being invited (on the second date) to a Bridal Shower (with men included) by my putative girlfriend, the Redhead with big cans. Only knew one person there, the redhead, who was friends with the family. First and last time for that.
The Mom had left the Dad for another women. She was the bride's Mom. Had her partner there plus a lot of her friends from Dupont Circle there. Lesbian Bed Death was part of the conversation. I kept quiet.
When the groom got a power tool there was silence. But when the bride got some flimsy piece of clothing, the flamboyant gay next to me shouted "Bruce, it's you."
Awkward. First and last time for me going to a bridal shower. My relationship did not last either.
It was a red flare from the sinking ship of Love, but I got a story our of it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 05:13 PM (Pg+x7
Where the hell do they get them and why always the same make and model? It's like you can't be a true Jihadi without a piece of shit 90s Toyota compact pickup.
Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (O/0hw)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 04:53 PM (lKhRz)
Like sex.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
And was Kate Mckinnon the person she ended up with or she just liked the way she sang and looked and so "whoopee-I must be gay!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (LTXH+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 05:17 PM (OLCnA)
Thank you. I was wondering that, too.
My isolation from pop culture is now pretty much complete. And that suits me just fine, thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at June 14, 2019 05:19 PM (CDCKr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (ppBhU)
Self-discovery will make you go blind.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (vsj/L)
She is snakes on the brain crazy.
Yup. It's not her that's the problem (outside of her personal life), it's that our media sees fit to publish it as part of their celebration of Pride Month.
Sadly, this is nothing new with our MSM. For Mother's Day they will publish a story such as "Meet the two [gay]Dad's whose kids crowned them 'World's Best Moms'." On Father's Day they'll publish a story such as "Sperm Donor Dads: Redefining what it means to be a good dad." They make sure they celebrate the non-traditional to deviant in place of normal people behaving traditionally and honorably (that's boring and patriarchal 'n stuff).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Judge Holden at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (rUECR)
Going lesbian seems dangerous to me. This chick might wanna check the stats... lesbians are the most violent demographic in America. Considerably more violent than, say, young black males.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (AzW6q)
But, "We got no class and we got no principles, we can't even think of a word that rhymes..."
THAT, in my humble opinion, is one of THE greatest lyrics ever written. It has to work in the context of the song, and that one certainly does.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (O8WFE)
After writing that book she ended up dumping that guy for her friend who then became her lover. She got another book out of it, too, when her friend/lover died of cancer.
Narcissists gotta narcissist.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (W+vEI)
"Eat, Pussy, Love"
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (2DOZq)
Ditz.
Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: lizabth at June 14, 2019 05:21 PM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)
imo, she was too focused on making HER life perfect .. self centered on achieving ... probably based in worldly standards. And the world, the PC narrative, changed, so she needed the next new thing. "Hey, I'm a lesbian".
Recognizing a higher power, or at least seeking a greater purpose than oneself, seems rather key to "a radiant life". Focusing on other people's sparkly things, or looking into one's own imperfections, can lead to misery even when "she had everything that could make life perfect".
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2019 05:21 PM (Cus5s)
The moral path requires a transcendent standard.
For example: since the dawn of human history, marriage has been between a man and a woman. Its been that way in every culture, in every land and in every generation.... until a minority of influential people decided that eternal truths aren't absolute truths, but can be anything they want them to be.
If morality is flexible, then stealing, rape and murder becomes good. Looking at our political class, it seems that their "morality" is quite different from traditional morality.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 05:21 PM (lD3vL)
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, oh no, I've got to keep on movin'
in your ears, now, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (UvpTf)
Ummmmmmmm....No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (Z+IKu)
"Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain't you got no rhymes for me?
Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feeling groovy."
Aaarrgghh!
Paul Simon couldn't thing of a rhyme for that spot, just he just wrote about how he couldn't think of a rhyme, then fleshed out that disaster with some extra nonsense syllables, having completely run out of ideas altogether.
What makes this so frustrating is that "59th Street Bridge Song" (often but inaccurately known as "Feelin' Groovy") was such a catchy melody and really could have been the song that encapsulated the whole hippie ethos, but he just blundered along, wrote nonsense syllables and lyrics about how he couldn't think of any lyrics, and then to cap it off gave a completely confusing title about a bridge that's never even mentioned in the song. If if he just titled it "Feelin' Groovy" and spent five extra minutes thinking up a goddamn rhyme, he would have had a classic.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (oFcdC)
And ew. Neither the mom or the other woman were attractive.
The experience broke his dad, who pretty much abandoned his teenage kids in favor of work. Which eventually killed him. My buddy survived three suicide attempts, somehow, before I met him. His younger sister turned into first, a slut, then a junkie, then eventually fatally OD'd a couple years ago, leaving a husband and two kids.
Then my buddy, who was a libertarian gun owner, stayed in our home state working on a college campus for so long he turned into a "NRA Bad, Orange Man Bad" lunatic and we don't talk much anymore.
"Then why do you still have a loaded AK knockoff under your bed?"
"Because the streets don't sleep."
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (2kD+f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (KP5rU)
Have a great weekend all.
Love your Dad if you can. My father's been through it and happy to be alive. All the kids are showering him with the love and he is one happy man.
There will be the handful of naysayers --- we don't need a stinkin' Father's Day, just like they didn't think we needed a Mother's Day. Hey, it's fun and it's kind. What could be wrong with that?
BBQ Chicken tonight. Dough is still rising...
Beer. TGIF.
Have some fun.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (vEIlU)
They slobbered all over Bill Clinton ... especially after he was caught jumping on anything with a pulse that approached within arm's length of him. Even NOW officially issued Clinton a "Get a Blowjob Free" card that he could use on any females who happened to work for him in jobs paying less than $5.32/hr.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (vsj/L)
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he has to take drugs to suppress testosterone
so he feels weaker than normal, but has more than enough innate natural advantage to dominate.
Its all crap. Self destruction just to be "special".
Posted by: what could possibly go wrong at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (LueV/)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 04:42 PM (JcXHH)
Yeah, no.
We know an ex-couple like this.
The husband left her for a man. Fortunately, the kids were out of college and mostly on their own.
The lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake is good friends with the woman and wanted us to be friends with that couple several years ago when our kiddos were younger as they had kids the same age.
But, I just found the guy...odd. He wasn't prancing around or effeminate or anything like that.
It was almost an uncanny valley sort of thing. His responses to stuff just plain seemed off.
Over time, I've learned to listen to my gut. So, I resisted further acquaintance.
The ex-wife is all broken up and as you might expect questioning herself about everything.
That seems to me to be a dirty sociopathic trick to treat a woman as a breeding cow then bail out for penis.
Nothing to celebrate there IMHO.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (r1/AF)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (ahS0B)
After the weekend at the cottage, Rounthwaite moved in with Wynne, while
her husband moved down to the basement. To the adults this "made
sense," the author writes, but to the three little children "whose lives
were being turned inside out, it didn't."
The kids all hated it BTW. See the sock link.
And the new Premier, Doug Ford, is getting rid of the school curriculum Wynne and other leftists were fisting into the body politic that the article rightly complains of.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (Dh1wo)
Sorry, illniwek. Jump computer.
Nice post.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ahS0B)
Well, I guess I'd take her over Brie Larson....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)
I'm an idiot.
A real man knows there is no such thing as a lesbian.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:23 PM (Xa+bj)
Trump's surprise victory turned some people gay (this chick) and some became paranoid delusionals (the entire MSM).
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 14, 2019 05:24 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 05:24 PM (1hy/q)
Well, I was late teens/20 then in the big city...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 05:24 PM (6qErC)
"Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain't you got no rhymes for me?
Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feeling groovy."
Aaarrgghh!
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (oFcdC)
You don't get it, zombie. The lyrics in pop music are utterly meaningless and nobody really cares about them. Simon knew this and was trolling his fans a little over it.
Eno wrote lyrics explaining this explicitly in Sky Saw .. but nobody bothered listening to them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2019 05:24 PM (vsj/L)
They are all better golfers than me.
And that Mel Reid chick from England is smoking hawt.
Smoking. Hawt.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 14, 2019 05:24 PM (ufFY8)
I'm an idiot.
A real man knows there is no such thing as a lesbian.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:23 PM (Xa+bj)
That reminds me of an Andrew Dice Clay joke...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:25 PM (bcbK8)
I just don't get "gay pride." They're proud of getting nailed in the keister? Really? What, if anything, would they be ashamed of?
***
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (YqDXo)
I wonder the same thing. Should everyone wear t shirts "celebrating" their favorite sexual practice? Doggie Style Proud! Missionary Rules! ??? ?
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:25 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 14, 2019 05:25 PM (6/uwW)
When starlets and singers start to get a little older, they become desperate and want more attention.
Hence Swift
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:26 PM (HrSJb)
But no doubt it's a blue state, she'll get half of everything for walking out.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 14, 2019 05:26 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Warden at June 14, 2019 05:26 PM (MZ8Zz)
It really is sickening, I'd love to be "live and let live" but the other side has zero interest in that.
Posted by: Raven at June 14, 2019 05:26 PM (6RfEx)
Heh, yep, he did.
Man, Another Green World is a fantastic album. That sucker holds up as well today as the day it was released.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2019 05:26 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (r1/AF)
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Oh, I agree totally.
But the celebrators of the perverse in our society wouldn't.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (JcXHH)
A very large subset of lesbians have Instant Clingy Nesting instinct, hence the old DC gay community joke "What does a dyke bring on a second date? A U-haul of her stuff." Of course they need to move in because they are abandoning another partner.
But then since women are used to being the sexually pursued, not the pursuer, neither one bothers chasing the other and you get the Lesbian Bed Death. They sit around, go camping, do bad art, and stuff envelopes for Bernie Sanders back when that was a thing.
No, seriously, they were Bernie enthusiasts when he was still a no shit Socialist and thought he should be President. This was mid-1990s.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (2kD+f)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 14, 2019 05:06 PM (aS1PU)
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Again, I like him a LOT. Probably in my top five all-time favorite artists, went to see him in concert in the 90s, etc.
But that song is bitter and cruel and hell.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:10 PM (lKhRz)
Maybe that's why I like it so much. The bitter part anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)
This PC crap is nearly as oppressive as Sovietism and Maoism. It's really bad now.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:14 PM (mk9aG)
And it's everywhere.
Have you seen how many companies have rainbowed up their logos? They are all trying to out gay each other
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (OLCnA)
I can tell you are deeply troubled by this story.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (PxX58)
Some people.....don't get it man.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (pHMlP)
UNLESS they vote for Trump, which negates all that. Then they are evil.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (Cus5s)
And next week she'll decide, "I'm a Crossfitter."
The problem is not her external circumstances. It's the void in her soul.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:28 PM (Sr57E)
had SSM for decades, the data show that lesbian marriages break up far
more regularly than normal and ghey marriages.
I can say that most guys aren't going to get pissed at their SO for wearing the same shoes to an event.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 14, 2019 05:28 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:28 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2019 04:56 PM (Mouru)
That song is a sad song, so why did Kate sing it on SNL after one of the greatest days in American history?
Maybe she isn't really an American?
And is she related to George Will? It's that whining sound that seems genetic.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: HooterCo at June 14, 2019 05:28 PM (rUECR)
Have not watched since the glory years of Carvey and Phil Hartman
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:28 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (oFcdC)
LMAO!!!
Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2019 05:28 PM (q177U)
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:25 PM (wMHPW)
I'm in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)
Same is true of TV drug ads. Within the past year or so it seems like every medication for everything from irritable bowel syndrome to psoriasis has to show a parade of gays, lesbians, interracial couples, and a transgender or two while the voice in the background reads the lengthy list of possible fatal side effects required by the FDA.
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:29 PM (pPNCa)
What is the female version of The Paolo? The Paola?
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2019 05:29 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:29 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2019 05:29 PM (SFSGu)
Hence Swift
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yeah, that poor soul has been famous since she was 16 or so. As she starts to see the fame/attention/money window closing, as it does for everyone, she's going to freak. Prolly shave her head like Brittany.
Posted by: what could possibly go wrong at June 14, 2019 05:30 PM (LueV/)
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:30 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at June 14, 2019 05:30 PM (2kD+f)
I just don't get "gay pride." They're proud of getting nailed in the keister? Really? What, if anything, would they be ashamed of?
Here's my theory: "gay pride" is all about deviants-- many of whom work in the entertainment industry-- feel better about their deviant behavior. So they force it down our throats.
It's not just acceptance; we must celebrate it so they don't feel guilty.
"You must celebrate my perversion so I don't feel bad about myself."
Coming soon: normalizing pedophila.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 05:30 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 05:27 PM (PxX5
I am considering a crusade. I'm starting with looking for a good crusade outfitter.
A man who lies about lobsters will lie about anything.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:30 PM (fuK7c)
Taylor Swift has be on again, off again lovers with model Karlie Koss for years, doncha know?
Allegedly!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:30 PM (W+vEI)
Hopefully most of those flamboyant cross dressers are not reading to kiddies at Drag Queen story hour. The ones on the far right at scary looking
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:31 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 14, 2019 05:25 PM (6/uwW)
No doubt its the incessant talking, and talking, and talking.... about every little thing, feeling and experience. Hell on earth.
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:31 PM (wMHPW)
I'm the Man with the Melon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:31 PM (Xa+bj)
Mayor Pete doesn't even have the lock on his OWN people, the liberal gay community. They think he acts too straight, too white, too male. If he can't win them over, how is he going to win over the black community?
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2019 05:31 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 14, 2019 05:31 PM (pHMlP)
After their disgrace in 2016, you would think that Trump would never le t those people in the White House
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:23 PM (Xa+bj)
James Bond rogering Pussy Galore: Appeal her maternal instincts
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (pPNCa)
Not just because the little head likes her, though there is that, but she has lived with the fame monster for a while without falling in love with it.
I think her earlier stuff was better and more honest but she's a good songwriter and her music videos are entertaining.
If you gotta listen to pop music, she's as good as it gets right now.
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Does the black community want to be managed by a gay whitey?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (J2E9n)
I suppose the Snoop Doggy Dogg shirts back in the early 1990s might count
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (ykYG2)
"Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain't you got no rhymes for me?
Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feeling groovy."
Aaarrgghh!
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 05:22 PM (oFcdC)
You don't get it, zombie. The lyrics in pop music are utterly meaningless and nobody really cares about them. Simon knew this and was trolling his fans a little over it.
Eno wrote lyrics explaining this explicitly in Sky Saw .. but nobody bothered listening to them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Actually, Paul Simon kind of specializes in writing garbage lyrics that don't mean anything, even though they might sound at first hearing to be significant. Famously, when in 1972 "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard" came out, all the radio DJs were wondering (referring to the lyrics in the song), "What is the 'illegal' activity that Mama witnessed that got everyone so worked up?" The whole song is about this -- and everyone assumed that "Me and Julio" were caught having gay sex "down by the schoolyard." But when Paul Simon was eagerly asked by interviewers "What were they doing that was "against the law"?", he'd reply, "Hell, I dunno, those are just some random words I threw in there. Never really gave it much thought. Just a bunch of syllables to match the rhythm, really. The lyrics don't mean anything." Causing great disappoint to everyone trying to figure out the "secret" of the song.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:25 PM (wMHPW)
Ride 'Em Cowgirl!
Or Ride Me, Cowgirl!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (dUJdY)
blurb where they are introducing a lesbian coupe with a daughter
"pony". For Pride Month.
Posted by: Raven at June 14, 2019 05:26 PM (6RfEx)
Dear Jeebus - I had to check and - sadly you're correct. All the typical sources have already been praising it - EQuality for EQuestrians, la-dee-fucking-dah. No, that's got nothing to do with it. Cartoons don't need equality. This is more grooming of preschoolers.
Die horribly in a grease fire, you freaks.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (sLicW)
Her words are meaningless.
Her assurances of love are meaningless.
She swore to love her husband, she stopped.
That solemn oath, to a person she chose and willingly gave it to.
They know it can happen to them as well.
They will judge her by her actions, and never fully trust her.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: HooterCo at June 14, 2019 05:28 PM (rUECR)
* Fixed for extra commitment.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (r1/AF)
Well, I believe that there are a number of states where bestiality is legal. And there is at least one animal brothel in germany.
As for necrophilia, I've read a bunch of ghost hunting books. Suffice it to say the dead are not happy about that.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (sktRI)
By now many of you will have heard about the latest development in the Gibson's Bakery lawsuit, a jury';s declaration of punitive damages against Oberlin. Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process. I want to assure you that none of this will sway us from our core values. It will not distract, deter, or materially harm our educational mission, for today's students or for generations to come.
We will take the time we need to thoughtfully consider the course that is in Oberlin's best interests. I will update the community as we make these decisions. I am confident that when we resolve this matter, it will look substantially different than it looks today.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Followed by normalizing bestiality and necrophilia.
Borne That Way.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:33 PM (Sr57E)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (pHMlP)
Posted by: vivi at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (r1/AF)
I understand it when gays say they are proud, and I don't begrudge them that; they are unalterably bent, by their own admission.
But I cannot comprehend why a straight person would virtue-signal gay pride, other than that society demands they do it, so as not to be ostracized.
If we look for a job, and HR searches our internet posts, and finds us talking in unworshipful ways about "getting nailed in the keister," then we are NOT going to get hired. That's social oppression for heretics in the USA in 2019.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (mk9aG)
The Daily Mail is always going on about Taylor Swift's "pins".
I've never heard her sing. Hell, I've probably heard her crap playing in the background, but didn't know who it was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Yes does this very well.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: David Prince at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (JkygK)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:29 PM (pPNCa)
It ain't just drug ads. It's automobile ads too. They are particularly obnoxious in the diversity sweepstakes....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (1hy/q)
They're a lobster and clam shack and their menu doesn't even list the lobster and clam.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (fuK7c)
You're really concerned about lobsters....
Posted by: Cthulhu at June 14, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)
Fast forward a couple years and he left her to live his gay lifestyle. His lover killed him (or they were trying that erotic asphyxiation thingy) in a seedy motel.
Then the lover (and a friend) drove around with his body in the back of the dead guy's car trying to find a place to bury it. Had a tail light out and cop puts on his lights to pull them over....chase ensues. I'm pretty sure the cop wasn't expecting to find what he found in the back of the SUV. They're both still in prison awaiting trial....3 years later.
A couple of months ago their oldest son OD. He had the drug problem before his father left the family.
The mother is Miss Priss...willfully ignorant. But lots and lots of money.
Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 05:35 PM (cF8AT)
But you bought the album, didn't you?
That's how they get their hooks in you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (PxX5
Lesbians have hooks?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:35 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2019 05:35 PM (SFSGu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:35 PM (KP5rU)
But you bought the album, didn't you?
That's how they get their hooks in you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 05:03 PM (PxX5
Lesbians have hooks?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:35 PM (sy5kK)
Well, I know lesbian hookers...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)
Sodomites United.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (Sr57E)
Posted by: gen z at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (Lktpy)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (2DOZq)
Stripper academy and espresso-operator school.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (ykYG2)
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Also questionable, Tomahawk Lizzie moving into second place ahead of Crazy Bernie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (+y/Ru)
They need to be forced to put the money in escrow as they clearly mean to Microsoft this verdict.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (Xa+bj)
All time greatest bullshit pop lyric: Su Su Sudio.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (oiNtH)
That's it.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (vWMNq)
"You must celebrate my perversion so I don't feel bad about myself."
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Trust me. Shame is part of the kink. Sex perversions are about degradation. The moment they stop feeling bad about it, is the moment they try an find something worse to feel bad about again. If you try and make them feel good about it, then you are patronizing and they loathe you.
If it were so healthy and stable there'd not be much fuss. Cause, why would there be. Nothing to it, why even talk about it at all? Do you spend much time discussing dental hygiene with anyone who isn't your dentist?
Posted by: what could possibly go wrong at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (KIZFN)
A guy who runs a tourist trap got national coverage for claiming that lobsters can't live in lobster waters.
My moral outrage has been triggered.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (fuK7c)
I do give Phil Collins credit for self-awareness. He did some interview once where the guy asked him what his greatest regret as a musician was, and he said "being Phil Collins."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (AzW6q)
sometimes it's nice to be innocent.
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (LTXH+)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (HrSJb)
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Also questionable, Tomahawk Lizzie moving into second place ahead of Crazy Bernie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM
They don't just lie.
They lie bold. And in your face.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Patrick Bateman at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (JcXHH)
There are several serial killers who enjoyed it. Both Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway admitted to going back to some of their victims' corpses-- more than once, in some cases-- to have sex with them yet again.
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:18 PM (fuK7c)
See, this is why Chik-fil-a works so well. They conspicuously specialize in one thing and do it well.
A lobster and clam shack not proud of their lobsters and clams is...troubling.
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (hvf9s)
It depends on her sammich making skills, and the boat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I am too. That's the magic of compound interest at 10%.
Posted by: x at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (SFSGu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (KP5rU)
I was trying to remember. Yep, Swift was rumored to being lezzing with Karlie Kloss. And Kloss married Jared Kushner's younger brother last year.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (f1Vqw)
Somehow, I have this feeling that Black male America is not going to follow an openly gay white man.
Just a gut feeling, I haven't commissioned a study or anything.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: zombie Caesar Nero at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (Sr57E)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (pPNCa)
I dunno, that seems pretty normal to me.
Who's going to try screwing a live cat?
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (sLicW)
This is unrelated to the topic at hand, but your comment about the crowing of two guys made me think of it-and it relates to Fathers Day. My son's doctor uses a coffee cup which says on it. "World's most okay-est dad." I bet he got it for some Father's day gift. I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (ahS0B)
Come up north to Woodman's or Roy Moore's!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at June 14, 2019 05:40 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (BbGew)
Indian Summer?
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2019 05:40 PM (gmo/4)
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Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 14, 2019 05:40 PM (ujg0T)
Like silver dollar pancakes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:40 PM (Xa+bj)
Sounds like a legit poll.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 14, 2019 05:41 PM (pHMlP)
Verdict: Stupid C**t
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 14, 2019 05:37 PM (FTPVM)
You're saying that like they're bad things
Writing a hook is a skill. She combines that with some clever lyrics and sometimes honest ones.
I'm not saying I'd vote for her, but she treats her fans well, she's cute and likable.
It's POP music, not deathless art.
But I find myself humming 'Shake it Off' more than I do Beethoven's 4th.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:32 PM (pPNCa)
I dunno, that seems pretty normal to me.
Who's going to try screwing a live cat?
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 14, 2019 05:39 PM (sLicW)
Who indeed.
Posted by: Claude balls at June 14, 2019 05:41 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:41 PM (HrSJb)
Fake News is just the press for the DNC.
Fake News is identical to what the Democrats say, every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 14, 2019 05:41 PM (UvpTf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
I break out laughing whenever I think of those lyrics.
Presented here for readers unfamiliar with Black Sabbath's iconic song "War Pigs:
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses.
I'm laughing right now. Possible contender for "best rock anthem with most idiotic rhyme" all-time award.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 05:41 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK
Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 14, 2019 05:40 PM (ujg0T)
Don't know any NAZI hookers. I guess....Tila Tequila???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:41 PM (bcbK8)
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Yeah, Plt will be using that quote in the brief to uphold the punitive damages awarded - because obviously Oberlin is declaring the damages weren't enough to change their conduct.
Posted by: If you had the worse lawyers in the world, you'd be Oberlin College at June 14, 2019 05:42 PM (yTXbv)
hurray for the closet!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 05:42 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 14, 2019 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Then consider this, from their "about" page:
A fire in 1993 helped Arnold's Lobster & Clam Bar become the Cape Cod family dining and adventure destination it is today.
The Cape Cod seafood restaurant was enlarged to better accommodate their loyal seafood fans and a gourmet ice cream stand added as well.
Oh, a fire helped them? So WASP lightning is now a thing?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:42 PM (fuK7c)
There have always been people who ran out on marriages and their children, but feminists have tried to make it something noble.
Also, I knew two women whose sisters were dumped by men who, it turns out, were gay. In both cases it was horrible for the families.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2019 05:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:42 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:42 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:43 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:42 PM (Xa+bj)
Worst candy bar evah!
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:43 PM (2DOZq)
Going lesbian seems dangerous to me. This chick might wanna check the stats... lesbians are the most violent demographic in America. Considerably more violent than, say, young black males.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:20 PM (AzW6q)
Walk by any gay bar on Seattle's Capitol Hill on a Saturday night, and one will reach a similar conclusion.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 05:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (pPNCa)
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There is no way to pretend gays are normal because "born that way" and reject this stuff. They try, but it can't work.
Same with pretending other perversions can be helped by doctors but homosexuality is true, normal love that can't be suppressed and not acted on.
*spit *
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:44 PM (Lwfjs)
Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:44 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:44 PM (jUVms)
Bullshit. It's choice made from boredom/dissatisfaction.
Women get bored easily and are constantly shopping for the next 'thing'. They ALWAYS want something new and exciting.
Don't believe me. Go look in the bathtub/shower for the 927 different bottles of who-the-hell-knows-what for hair,skin, eyeballs, neck , nails and knees.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:45 PM (Sr57E)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 14, 2019 05:45 PM (pHMlP)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 14, 2019 05:45 PM (fkLIX)
That's what they said last week, too. But "looking different" comes in two flavors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:45 PM (YqDXo)
I vaguely remember an SF story where the hero is captured by lobster-looking aliens. He breaks out of lockup and eats several of them on the way out.
Posted by: DaveA at June 14, 2019 05:45 PM (FhXTo)
But it's okay for JFK, LBJ, and Bubba to be horndogs as long as they don't "leave" their wives?
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:09 PM (pPNCa)
I see a theme here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:45 PM (sy5kK)
Walk by any gay bar on Seattle's Capitol Hill on a Saturday night, and one will reach a similar conclusion.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:43 PM (sy5kK)
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Lesbians love two things more than anything else: Subarus, and murder.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 05:45 PM (AzW6q)
What about skittles?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (Lwfjs)
... AFTER he put her through law school.
"Thanks for picking up the tab, honey. And, oh, here's my case: it's a divorce proceeding. See ya in court!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 05:25 PM (wMHPW)
I'm in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK
LASue, you are definitely on to something here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (sy5kK)
Blackdonalds?
I'm intrigued.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:43 PM (sy5kK)
Why am I here?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (OLCnA)
What about skittles?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (Lwfjs)
Are you shittin' me?
Posted by: John Shaft at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: Bathroom Scales at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)
Women get bored easily and are constantly shopping for the next 'thing'. They ALWAYS want something new and exciting."
Hey, I'll have you know that I'M the big woman-hater around here! Not a popular position here in moronland.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:48 PM (mk9aG)
All of the homo stuff is based primarily on a combination of horrible abuse and "I'll show you , Daddy".
Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:48 PM (Sr57E)
There was a case in NYC (where else?) a couple years back about a guy who was high on meth standing nekkid on a balcony visibly sodomizing a cat. He finished before the cops could get to him and threw the cat off the balcony. Unfortunately the cat did not survive because he had ruptured its internal organs. The cops were not exactly gentle with him when they finally caught him.
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:48 PM (pPNCa)
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Double Stuff!!
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 14, 2019 05:48 PM (JcXHH)
... AFTER he put her through law school.
"Thanks for picking up the tab, honey. And, oh, here's my case: it's a divorce proceeding. See ya in court!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (YqDXo)
Eh, you see a lot of that in med school as well only vice versa..
Wife puts hubby through med school.
Hubby dumps wife right before graduation for hot nurse, etc.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2019 05:48 PM (r1/AF)
McDowells
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 14, 2019 05:49 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:49 PM (jUVms)
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Double Stuff!!
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug
Three In a Hot Tub!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Wife puts hubby through med school.
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Yep.
Posted by: Betty Broderick at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)
Insomniac held the title for years. Then he got hit by a nurse.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (Sr57E)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: OCBill at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK
Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 14, 2019 05:40 PM (ujg0T)
I don't know, maybe you should work some reptiles in there.
Posted by: Cthulhu at June 14, 2019 05:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:51 PM (KP5rU)
What a complete asshole.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:52 PM (Sr57E)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:53 PM (mk9aG)
Wife puts hubby through med school.
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Yep.
Posted by: Betty Broderick at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)
Heh. The house in which Betty Broderick killed her husband was recently sold at a large discount. It had been for sale since it happened. Seems not many people want to live in murder houses.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 14, 2019 05:53 PM (aS1PU)
I have a leftist acquaintance whose beta pajama boy husband has finally completed med school. I actually keep waiting to see if he does exactly this. I hope that's not horrible to say!
Posted by: LizLem at June 14, 2019 05:53 PM (hvf9s)
She was luckier in that than everyone else who DID know her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 05:53 PM (YqDXo)
Wife puts hubby through med school.
======
Yep.
Posted by: Betty Broderick at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)
To be fair you were cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: RTW at June 14, 2019 05:53 PM (032kX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:54 PM (Sr57E)
MOAR SHOVELS!!!!
- Oberlin
A shovel-ready project for real this time!
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 05:54 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:55 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 05:34 PM (W+vEI)
Lyrics?
That black man does play some mean Rock and Roll.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 05:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2019 05:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 14, 2019 05:56 PM (FTPVM)
I have always been told that people are born that way.
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 05:56 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 05:56 PM (1hy/q)
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 06:00 PM (1hy/q)
I knew McDonald's and Twitter had black versions (seriously, McDonald's has a separate website for them)
--
Blackdonalds?
I'm intrigued.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (Xa+bj)
--
365black.com
Writeup and press release/funny twitter reactions to official site at a web news site named digiday:
https://bit.ly/2WKu0pJ
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 06:01 PM (lKhRz)
Posted by: Anotheranon at June 14, 2019 06:03 PM (Nfan9)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 14, 2019 06:07 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 05:38 PM (BbGew)
The Democrat 2020 candidates and race remind me of an obviously inferior basketball team that is getting killed by their opposition, and the coach keeps substituting in hopes he can stop the bleeding.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (sy5kK)
Wots the odds on Les playing on each team...half a mo.. they only represent 1% of girls is it the big balls that drives them to kick one in?
god the teams are so pathetic,even the top 6,canna pass canna score can't keep the ball..level 0.04% of a semi pro mens league....equal play for equal skill....ha ha ha they should get to pay the FA (Football Association) for stinking up the game.
Posted by: saf at June 14, 2019 06:23 PM (5IHGB)
140 At my workplace, a lot of straight women suddenly turn lesbian. It's a strange phenomenon. And many, once they stop working there, go back to men.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:05 PM (JcXHH)
You work for a college softball team?
Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 06:29 PM (lmYLd)
Posted by: StarTripper at June 14, 2019 08:02 PM (z64rB)
Posted by: deepred at June 14, 2019 10:17 PM (AfBox)
Gee, I wonder what that indicates about someone's maturity?
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 15, 2019 12:17 AM (xZjSg)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 15, 2019 12:18 AM (xZjSg)
Posted by: dude1394 at June 15, 2019 01:33 AM (3exmE)
Posted by: ZaN at June 15, 2019 08:24 AM (NLEnr)
Actually. one Gene Robinson did just that. He became the first gay bishop in the Episcopal Church and is quite the icon among LibChurchers.
Yes, I know. Disgusting.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at June 15, 2019 11:24 AM (vFmT2)
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