The Morning Rant

"Trump is known as a builder, but if there's anything really Trump likes to do, it's breaking things. Trump broke Kathy Griffin. He broke her really badly. He broke Michael Moore. He reduced Hillary Clinton to a bitter old drunk. He broke both Michael Avenatti and Stormy Daniels. He broke Rosie O'Donnell. He broke his former aide Omarosa. He's in the process of breaking the anti-Trump progaganda network CNN completely. Everyone who goes up against Trump loses. It's uncanny how some celebrity or athlete goes off on an anti-Trump rant and then fails professionally in some fashion, sometimes in unrelated ways. Just look at this schadenfreudelicious list. And now I hear that there are supposedly a whole bunch of anti-Trump movie scripts that have lately been floating around Hollywood. It reminds me of the height of the Iraq war when Hollywood released a bunch of anti-Iraq war movies. They were abysmal failures at the box office. They must've thought that most Americans were against the Iraq War. But at that time, most Americans supported the war. What a bubble they must live in. They must think that most Americans hate Trump. But that's the way to get more Trump. And they're going to get more Trump. Good and hard."

Have You Seen This Man?

Yes, Trump broke CNN.

The People's Choice:

"Damn Those White People And Their... ( *spins pointy thing* ) ...Working To Support Themselves:"

Old School:

Not Having A Good Day:

Who Dis:

And Who Dis Young Feller:

Monday's celebs: Coming to you straight out of the 1980s, we have Mia Sara in the first pic and in the second, Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas from Miami Vice.

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Satrose's husband of 25 years, going to church for past 6 months after never having attended. He is seeking God. She's been praying for him every day for 23 years. Asked for prayers that Sam might accept the Holy Spirit's prompting for salvation.

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5/13 Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor exposed to muriatic acid fumes which damaged lungs and throat. Getting trouble in seeing a competent physician and still having effects from previous car accident-not her fault. Prayers for access to health care and speedy recover
5/13 Fox2! - friend MaryBeth just diagnosed with aggressive form of bladder cancer-not best candidate for best option of Immuno therapy treatment
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5/14 Anonymous poster asked for prayers for Johnny-who had brain stem stroke
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5/21-Poster Circa’ s brother is batting cancer. Prayers for complete healing are greatly appreciated
5/21 VN Red Leg Recently had prostrate removed. Surgery was successful but cancer has gotten into lymph nodes. Waiting until July 1st for next PSA test to see if he needs radiation and hormone therapy, Will be meeting with doctor and nurse on 30th to discuss next step. Praying for mercy and healing.
5/25-browndog had a clean bone and CAT scan. Cancer confined to prostate. Can put off treatment until later in the year, allowing him to finish power lifting career. He thanks everyone for their prayers and thoughts for healing.
5/27-Old Dog in Missouri's wife hasn't been able to be discharged after last procedure. She hasn't had real food for the last 3 months and has been in hospital for so long. Prayers for complete healing for her from cancer and strength for dear Old Dog and his daughter who are with her around the clock.
5/27-redc1c4's Dad getting radiation and aggressive chemo for multiple myeloma at City of Hope. Short term prognosis is unknown. Long term prognosis is "terminal." Prayers for wisdom and insight for doctors, strength and healing for he and his family. Prostate cancer is next on list if multiple myleoma can be dealt with.
5/27 Texican-ette asked for prayers for her BF who is having a breast biopsy next week and is very scared. Prayers for the calming presence of God with her and good news.
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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:34 AM

Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 29, 2019 11:35 AM (cT+Os)

2 David Bowie, don't know the girl.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 11:35 AM (Ez6QX)

3 Hey Barky! You've got competition for World's Ugliest Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure!

That's right! It's 2019 folks and the WUSCOAMF is...

Bobby Mueller! Lookin' good Bob! Great press conference, you still got nothing.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (8IQhD)

4 Hey Horde... Not joan collins I bet

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (3Bzg7)

5 Slash b!

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (8IQhD)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (9cans)

7 Foist?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (CRRq9)

8 I feel so bold

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (3Bzg7)

9 Bobby Mueller! Lookin' good Bob! Great press conference, you still got nothing.
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (8IQhD)

How about you go get your fucking shinebox.

Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (40mSG)

10 Imagine a government agent making a public "we can't prove he's not a f*cking criminal who broke the law" statement about some low level loser meth slinger in Baltimore or Chicago.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at May 29, 2019 11:37 AM (HK7/f)

11 Top 7!

Anyone 8 and below is a loser.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2019 11:37 AM (CRRq9)

12 Be bold in all things!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 11:37 AM (LISuA)

13 Any word yet on Mueller's book deal?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at May 29, 2019 11:37 AM (HK7/f)

14 's a lotta sriracha!

Posted by: Davenport, Iowa at May 29, 2019 11:38 AM (K1IUD)

15 14 Any word yet on Mueller's book deal?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at May 29, 2019 11:37 AM (HK7/f)

Still looking for a ghostwriter.

Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 11:38 AM (40mSG)

16 Re: Trump.
God doesnt pick perfect men. He picks men perfect for the job.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 29, 2019 11:38 AM (jTv1/)

17 Prayers up. Reading the list is making me count my blessings bigly

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 29, 2019 11:38 AM (3Bzg7)

18 "We can't prove he did it but he did it" isn't going to win in a court dude. That's literally "the dog ate my homework'.

Posted by: Gaff at May 29, 2019 11:38 AM (jPS2y)

19 I like sriracha... but it gives me the wind something fierce.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 29, 2019 11:39 AM (t41dG)

20 Still looking for a ghostwriter.

Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 11:38 AM (40mSG)

---

I'm told Michael Obama has a pretty good one.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at May 29, 2019 11:39 AM (HK7/f)

21 How about you go get your fucking shinebox.
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 11:36 AM (40mSG)

How about you go get my boombox, boomer.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 29, 2019 11:39 AM (8IQhD)

22 Young fella Sting?

(Gordon Sumner).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:40 AM (fuK7c)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 11:40 AM (IXZGh)

24 2 David Bowie, don't know the girl.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 11:35 AM (Ez6QX)

Good catch.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:40 AM (w1MTk)

25 Be bold in all things!

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's generally the way to bet.

Posted by: Great Proverbs at May 29, 2019 11:40 AM (l8gTz)

26 Is the dude David Bowie?

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 11:40 AM (IXZGh)

27 Deranged Kathy Griffin still blames other people for her problems. In this case, she starts out blaming Trump, his son, QAnon, but eventually gets to the general population as a whole. She seems convinced someone wants to shoot her.

She might literally be insane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 11:41 AM (LISuA)

28 22 Young fella Sting?
(Gordon Sumner).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:40 AM (fuK7c)

Interesting guess, but no. See #2 for the answer.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:41 AM (w1MTk)

29 Is the dude David Bowie?

***

Yes. Don't know who the chick is, but she's fairly hawt.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:41 AM (GEpFD)

30 Pants Monitor! Wow, that's a pretty sweet gig OM

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 29, 2019 11:41 AM (3Bzg7)

31 Remind me NOT to shoot myself in the testicles next time I stash drugs up my ass...........said no one ever.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 11:41 AM (IXZGh)

32 NOT EXONERATED RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at May 29, 2019 11:41 AM (Tnijr)

33 26 Is the dude David Bowie?
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 11:40 AM (IXZGh)

Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (w1MTk)

34 Is the chick Amy Winehouse?

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (IXZGh)

35 lol, I've had that meal pictured at the bottom. I gotta trim down, I'm not eating that anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

36 She seems convinced someone wants to shoot her.

***

Feh. I wouldn't waste the bullet.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (GEpFD)

37 @realDonaldTrump

Nothing changes from the Mueller Report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is closed! Thank you.

Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (cF8AT)

38 Huh. I'm a complete Bowie fanboi and I didn't recognize that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (fuK7c)

39 Posh Spice?

Yeah, no idea.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (W+vEI)

40
Mewler's little presser was classic ratfucking. He's ratfucking Barr and the investigation into the spying.

This is a classic ratfuck move.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (NMAzL)

41 She seems convinced someone wants to shoot her.

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (YqO0E)

42 meuller seemed very nervous to me. And it was as plain as the nose on my face that he did not write that statement. Someone wrote it for him and it showed in the jerky motions he made and broken sentences as he was reading it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

43 Dats young David Bowie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (O8WFE)

44 Mueller's statement is like dropping a plane load of accellerant into the impeachment bonfire.

Let's hope that Pelosi cannot contain it, and that the House votes to impeach, and then Mitch can kill it with one quick vote in the Senate.

Trump can use it in 2020, and so can anyone running for the House against a leftist who voted to impeach.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (+fPHo)

45 Is that Bowie's wife, whose name I have forgotten?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (wYseH)

46 Not only do leftists think that everybody hates Donald Trump. They think all world leaders hate him too. Both are wrong.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (ahS0B)

47 >>it showed in the jerky motions he made and broken sentences as he was reading it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

He was Morse-blinking.

T-O-R-T-U-R-E.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (Bdeb0)

48 Is that Bowie's wife, whose name I have forgotten?

***

You mean Mick Jagger?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (GEpFD)

49
meuller seemed very nervous to me. And it was as plain as the nose on my
face that he did not write that statement. Someone wrote it for him and
it showed in the jerky motions he made and broken sentences as he was
reading it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

He knows Bill Barr is about to release some damning info on Bob's buddies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

50 I think he was known as David Jones in that early picture prior to becoming Bowie.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (BBN99)

51 Ha. Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (HK7/f)

52 29 Is the dude David Bowie?
***

Yes. Don't know who the chick is, but she's fairly hawt.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:41 AM (GEpFD)

You know when I post photos, there's a connection between the two in some way? Like on Monday it was celebs from the 80s, or before that, it was an actor/actress pair from the same movie?

Well, today there is a connection, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (w1MTk)

53 14 's a lotta sriracha!
____________________

Dat be my mid-morning snack, bitchez! I luvs me some hot sauce! Even carry it in my purse!

Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (k4dH2)

54 45 Is that Bowie's wife, whose name I have forgotten?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (wYseH)

Iman?

Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (cF8AT)

55 Nancy must be pissed. Her impeachment crazies are going to increasing their craziness.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (/tuJf)

56 Get on the Swallwell Train today. He's got nowhere to go but up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (4knXT)

57 45 Is that Bowie's wife, whose name I have forgotten?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (wYseH)

You're getting warmer.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (w1MTk)

58
Is that Bowie's wife, whose name I have forgotten?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

=====

Iman. No.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (M9ntN)

59 One day I hope to turn on my TV, and see that all broadcasts have been cut save for the EBS, broadcasting their hit show "Government Officials Achieve Terminal Velocity From A CH-47."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (TJ0zg)

60 Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning.

***

It's funny because it's true!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (GEpFD)

61 Is that Bowie's wife, whose name I have forgotten?

Imam. No.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

62 Iman. Shit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

63 Ziggy Stardust

I don't know who the guy is.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (iXJM1)

64 Iman is Ethiopean.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

65 So they want to impeach Trump for obstruction on an underlying Russian case Mueller cleared Trump on?

And the specific obstruction in question was supposedly Trump wanted to fire Mueller, but didn't?

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Blago at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (UfkIY)

66
It's not Bianca Jagger either.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (M9ntN)

67 So, Swalwell and De Balsio are running neck-and-neck?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (CDGwz)

68 Iman?

Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (cF8AT)

Yes! Thanks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:46 AM (wYseH)

69 50 I think he was known as David Jones in that early picture prior to becoming Bowie.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (BBN99)

I think that's true.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:46 AM (w1MTk)

70 Get on the Swallwell Train today. He's got nowhere to go but up.

>>Isn't that the only way to go?

Posted by: FrodoB at May 29, 2019 11:46 AM (5+qNg)

71 34 Is the chick Amy Winehouse?
____________

No, you can tell because the eyeliner is applied too well.

Amy used a trowel to put hers on.

Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at May 29, 2019 11:46 AM (k4dH2)

72 David Jones and his daughter.

Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2019 11:46 AM (ykq7q)

73 53 14 's a lotta sriracha

It has a squirt nozzle?

It's assault sauce!

Posted by: Jessie Smellit at May 29, 2019 11:46 AM (Vy7tf)

74 64 Iman is Ethiopean.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

Sudanese, I think.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:46 AM (w1MTk)

75 You're getting warmer.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:45 AM (w1MTk)

Their kid? Whose name I never knew?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (wYseH)

76 Is Steve Schmidt running the Swallwell campaign by any chance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (4knXT)

77 As I understand it, there were multiple people at the meeting when Mueeler told Barr that the policy of not indicting a sitting president had no bearing on his decision not to charge. That might be a bit problematic for Herr Muller.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (gC2IV)

78 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Nothing changes from the Mueller Report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is closed! Thank you.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)

79
Iman is Ethiopean.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

====

Actually, Somalian.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (M9ntN)

80 Apropos of the "white working class" story, an interesting thread on language trends in the MSM.

No one mentions it in the replies (that I saw) but I wonder how this lines up with Obama pouring $$$ millions into online journalism (the funding that ran out in Feb 2019, coinciding with 1000+ young journos laid off).

https://twitter.com/ZachG932/status/

1133440945201061888

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

81 why hasn't there been a SCOTUS challenge yet to these obstruction of non-crimes cases?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjasmy at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (dm05u)

82 72 David Jones and his daughter.
Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2019 11:46 AM (ykq7q)

Good one! Did you have to cheat, or did you know?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (w1MTk)

83 43 Dats young David Bowie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (O8WFE)

I wonder if he was still Davy Jones at the time? I remember the story was when he went for his first recording contract, the execs said "nope, you can't be Davy Jones, we already got a Davy Jones" and so he thought a bit and said How About Bowie? So they went with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

84 The list of noncrimes that Trump committed but can't be prosecuted for is as long as my JohnKerrylike face.

Posted by: Bobert Mewler at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (iys0/)

85 David Jones and his daughter.

Oh that makes sense! I don't know if it's right but I'll put four quatloos on #72.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (fuK7c)

86 Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning.

Still laughing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (LISuA)

87
Swallowell is pulling a train? That's just a typical Saturday night for him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (NMAzL)

88 79
Iman is Ethiopean.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

====

Actually, Somalian.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (M9ntN)

I thought Don Imus was born in the USA?

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (ZfRYq)

89 Iman is Ethiopean.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

====

Actually, Somalian.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (M9ntN)

You're right!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

90 Angie Bowie?

Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (k4dH2)

91 Their kid? Whose name I never knew?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (wYseH)

There you go!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (w1MTk)

92 His daughter - Alexandria Zahra Jones

Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (cF8AT)

93 So the chick is Zoe Bowie's sister?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)

94 guy is Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane, Thin White Duke

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (BqBId)

95 Her impeachment crazies are going to increasing their craziness.
Posted by: JackStraw

At some point, you've turned it up to 11 and there's nowhere else to go. They did that months ago.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (wW03z)

96 Those would both be people who fucked Micj Jagger.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (//psx)

97 90 Angie Bowie?
Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (k4dH2)

No.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (w1MTk)

98 Don't know the girl, but she has incurable Resting Bitch Face, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (ju9gW)

99 Chinese food looks awesome. Now, I like siracha, but I'd rather have their mustard sauce.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (N39Ws)

100 Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning.

Still laughing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (LISuA)

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (ptqGC)

101 Actually, Somalian.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (M9ntN)

===========

a role she also played in "Out Of Africa"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (LISuA)

102 I think he was known as David Jones in that early picture prior to becoming Bowie.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (BBN99)

Because there was already a "Davey Jones"....in the "Monkees".

Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (ykq7q)

103 Trump is known as a builder? Really? Snort

Posted by: Justin Amash at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (j/O0m)

104 -
--
Is that Bowie's wife, whose name I have forgotten?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:43 AM (wYseH)

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Iman?

Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM

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Yep. There is a decent chance it's a man, nowadays.

Posted by: irright at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (pMGkg)

105 Their kid? Whose name I never knew?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (wYseH)

Are you thinking of Danny Bonaduce?

Then no.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (4knXT)

106 Not to quibble w Herr Gorilla, I don't know if Trump broke all of those things. But they certainty each accelerated toward their fate, like raging storm waves against a rocky point. As will the next set. And so on...

And now on to Prayer brunch Wednesday with the Horde.

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (cT+Os)

107 >>86 Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning.
Still laughing. Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (LISuA)

That's good.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)

108 86 Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning.

Still laughing.

Incorrect. It was a fish.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (wW03z)

109 Oh, damn...Bowie's daughter? I thought that was a Jagger Wife/Girlfriend.

Well. One of them fucked mick jagger.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (//psx)

110 There you go!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (w1MTk)

I WIN!

I just looked up her name...Alexandria Zahra Jones.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (wYseH)

111
You're right!

Posted by: Jane D'oh

=====

I'm waaaaayy into fashion history. I luv me the 60s and 70s.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (M9ntN)

112 Good grief. Prayers up for all on the list, and them what aren't but need it anyway.

So much evil visited on decent people who don't deserve it. I really really hate that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

113 But I will concede MURDERED CNN.
Heh.

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (cT+Os)

114 92 His daughter - Alexandria Zahra Jones
Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 11:48 AM (cF8AT)

Yup. Or "Lexi Bowie" as she is sometimes known. I don't know which name she uses.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (w1MTk)

115 So I guess it's Bowie's daughter, by far the lesser known of his two kids? (His son is Duncan Jones, who directed Moon)

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (oZ6kz)

116 Mueller got a text from Hillary asking him to meet her in Ft. Marcy Park tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

117 Incorrect. It was a fish.
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (wW03z)

Did something happen to Luca Brasi?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (4knXT)

118 81 why hasn't there been a SCOTUS challenge yet to these obstruction of non-crimes cases?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjasmy at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (dm05u)

If I understand your question, they don't come up that often. Martha Stewart decided it was better to get it over with than to spend the next 12 years and every penny she had fighting it in court.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)

119 Duncan Jones is a director, made "Moon," "Source Code," and "Warcraft."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

120 Bowie's final album, "Blackstar", is rightly lauded, but for those interested in his later work I very much recommend "Outside" as well. It's a sprawling, self-indulgent concept album with an incomprehensible storyline that is fascinating, challenging, baffling and highly entertaining usually all at the same time. One thing it definitely is, is Bowie at his Bowie-est. I find Outside to be a near-masterpiece.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (O8WFE)

121 Good one! Did you have to cheat, or did you know?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:47 AM (w1MTk)

Didn't know her name.....still don't.

Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (ykq7q)

122 So I guess it's Bowie's daughter, by far the lesser known of his two kids? (His son is Duncan Jones, who directed Moon)

***

He'll always be Zoe Bowie to me.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (GEpFD)

123 Well. One of them fucked mick jagger.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (//psx)

He had it coming.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Jones at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (4knXT)

124 As I said several months ago-

Trump is an iconoclast (breaky-breaky)

and

a true revolutionary in the American mold. Ie. within system revolution.

The leotards if they were consistent with their "subversive" bleating should be all supportive of Trump.

But, nope. They love Barky an olde-fashioned corrupt machine political pol with communist sprinkles on top.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (CRRq9)

125 Nadler ate the bait, hook line and sinker and made a statement.

Another bottom feeder.

Giuliani saying Nadler needs to be removed. No kidding.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (vEIlU)

126 102 I think he was known as David Jones in that early picture prior to becoming Bowie.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (BBN99)

Because there was already a "Davey Jones"....in the "Monkees".
Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (ykq7q)

His line of haute couture lockers never really took off either.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

127 51
Ha. Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous
because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (HK7/f)

-----------------

Credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (LISuA)

128 Adding a prayer up for Calm Mentor, wherever he may be; that he may find safe harbor and a way forward.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (AM1GF)

129 Oh boy. The Dem candidates are chiming in now. Just as expected.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

130 If Zooey Deschanel married David Bowie, she'd be known as . . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (BBN99)

131 They love Barky an olde-fashioned corrupt machine political pol with communist sprinkles on top.

***

But's he so clean and articulate!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (GEpFD)

132 but she has incurable Resting Bitch Face, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (ju9gW)

I think it is more like, "Mom's a famous model, and I want to be one too!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (wYseH)

133 98 Don't know the girl, but she has incurable Resting Bitch Face, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 29, 2019 11:49 AM (ju9gW)

She has gorgeous skin though.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (Ez6QX)

134 Adding a prayer up for Calm Mentor, wherever he may be; that he may find safe harbor and a way forward.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (AM1GF)

Amen to that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (ptqGC)

135

McCarthy said it is much more likely today than an hour ago to go ahead with impeachment.

yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (vEIlU)

136 Mueller as unintentional hero? Nothing will get done in congress, so just as I predicted, he left the window cracked. Let the Dems keep rat fucking the politically losing position of impeachment for the next 18 months.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (dNzKv)

137 Good grief. Prayers up for all on the list, and them what aren't but need it anyway.

So much evil visited on decent people who don't deserve it. I really really hate that.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

This.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (IXZGh)

138 Giuliani saying Nadler needs to be removed. No kidding.

That's the last thing you want. The conspiracy theories would be eternal. No, Nadler is a completely offputting and charmless lizard, and it's there for all to see. Long may he reign.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 11:53 AM (wW03z)

139 Oh boy. The Dem candidates are chiming in now. Just as expected.

***

"ORANGE MAN BAD!

Oh, and free stuff."

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:53 AM (GEpFD)

140 And my Old School go fund me page was a paper route.
Back when there were newspapers.
With news. And reporters.
I know, crazy talk.

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 29, 2019 11:53 AM (cT+Os)

141 >>Oh boy. The Dem candidates are chiming in now. Just as expected.

Democrat sharks can't resist all that chum Mueller's just dumped in the water.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 11:53 AM (W+vEI)

142 Ha. Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous
because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM (HK7/f)

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 11:53 AM (vEIlU)

143 Go ahead and impeach, Demoncrats.

Trump will thank you in 2020.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

144 115 So I guess it's Bowie's daughter, by far the lesser known of his two kids? (His son is Duncan Jones, who directed Moon)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (oZ6kz)

Huh, I didn't know that. I love Sam Rockwell.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)

145
a role she also played in "Out Of Africa"
Posted by: Huck Follywood

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A role she also played when she demanded US military intervention in Somalia's civil war or whatever it was.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:54 AM (M9ntN)

146 Jerrold the Hutt needs to be tried. Ought to be able to get 50 gallons of oil out of him.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 29, 2019 11:54 AM (MwFQu)

147 Lol, the Indian broad who wrote the privilege article lives in Barcelona and was from Bristol, CT. Yeah, I'm sure she's just had SO MUCH strife and hardship with that kind of pedigree.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)

148 > " Just heard on the radio that Mueller probably sounded nervous because Hillary sent him a copy of his suicide note this morning."

Or it might have gone down like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSjBiYLVwKU

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 29, 2019 11:54 AM (O4Dg1)

149 A game of Constitutional chicken.

Who goes down first, the Democrats who set up the President, or the President for objecting to the set up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 11:54 AM (LISuA)

150 130 If Zooey Deschanel married David Bowie, she'd be known as . . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2019 11:52 AM (BBN99)

A corpse bride?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (w1MTk)

151 Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 11:51 AM (AM1GF)

Yes; Thank you for that. I should have included him but he hadn't been around and it slipped my mind with all the other concerns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (ahS0B)

152 He had it coming.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Jones

Which leads to a pointless observation - The Stones have a higher survival rate than The Beatles. Would anyone have taken that bet 40 years ago?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (+Mw6Z)

153 Who goes down first, the Democrats who set up the President, or the President for objecting to the set up.

***

Hmm. Are you taking bets?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (GEpFD)

154 "The white working class is problematic, just like my asshole dad the cardiologist who only got me a Boxster for my sweet sixteen instead of the 911 Turbo I asked for"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

155 You know when I post photos, there's a connection between the two in some way? Like on Monday it was celebs from the 80s, or before that, it was an actor/actress pair from the same movie?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:44 AM

Misanthropic Humanitarian is another CoB who connects. In the last week, Mr. Humanitarian posted something that was not only thematically connected, but really connected with the denizens of The ONT.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Applied Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Colony at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (PtkOo)

156 Lol, the Indian broad who wrote the privilege article lives in Barcelona and was from Bristol, CT. Yeah, I'm sure she's just had SO MUCH strife and hardship with that kind of pedigree.

Bristol is mostly a shithole. It's geographically large, so she could have been hiding in one of the nice parts, but it's mostly a shithole.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (fuK7c)

157 so mueller is not Q ?

Posted by: McCool at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (sZaoP)

158 Omarosa

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I've mentioned my enjoyment of celebrity Autopsy. They almost always trash the deceased based on the evidence. "His long time drug addiction in addition to his sexually transmitted diseases contributed to his death. One celebrity they did not trash was Michael Duncan Clarke. The worst they could say is that humans just aren't supposed to be that big and that he was a workaholic who exercised too much. However, at the time of his death, he was engaged to Omarosa and she made off with virtually all of his assets. His family suspects that she had something to do with his death. I doubt that but as to whether she looted the corpse, I think that's a big 10-4, good buddy.

Posted by: Joe McCarthy and the Sunshine Band at May 29, 2019 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)

159 >>116 Mueller got a text from Hillary asking him to meet her in Ft. Marcy Park tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

It was a dark night. Moonless. She'd chosen the time; the place was apparent. Mueller stood in the chill air. Suddenly he heard it, somewhere to his left, an emanation from the dark. A brittle, keening cackle, a laugh, the glee of a horrific thing. He shuddered, gripping the checkered grip of the .45. They meant to take him, he knew, but they'd have to fight him first...

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)

160 I don't think Mueller understood what this investigation was supposed to be about.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2019 11:56 AM (BBN99)

161 Which leads to a pointless observation - The Stones have a higher survival rate than The Beatles. Would anyone have taken that bet 40 years ago?

Only by percentage, because the Stones are traditionally five vs. the Beatles two.

They're both down two originals.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:57 AM (fuK7c)

162 The silver lining is that Dems will definitely embark on impeachment. Even Pelosi won't be able to stop it.

Their whole platform sucks dog balls and the keystone will be impeaching a popular President who's given everyone jobs and has the country on a strong footing and at peace.

Historically, peace and prosperity are what wins re-election.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2019 11:57 AM (pcbAL)

163 so mueller is not Q ?

***

Only in the sense that he's a big zero with a stick up his ass.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 29, 2019 11:57 AM (GEpFD)

164 Which leads to a pointless observation - The Stones have a higher survival rate than The Beatles. Would anyone have taken that bet 40 years ago?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 29, 2019 11:55 AM (+Mw6Z)

No one can understand why Keith Richards is still around - that's even more improbable than Ozzy Osbourne's survival.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)

165

We should have known something "drastic" was coming down the pike.

Trump is allowing the declassification of ALL documents, given Barr's filtering.

More will come.

The Democrats need to stop Trump now. Or else everything will be out there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 11:57 AM (vEIlU)

166 Beatles four. Gah I'm an idiot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (fuK7c)

167 A reminder:

If you've asked the Divine for an outcome, and you get that outcome, it probably happened "naturally," and didn't look like Divine Interference on the Play.

It's all right to say Thank You anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (9uM86)

168 147 Lol, the Indian broad who wrote the privilege article lives in Barcelona and was from Bristol, CT. Yeah, I'm sure she's just had SO MUCH strife and hardship with that kind of pedigree.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)

It is frequently the case that those who complain the loudest about "privilege" are themselves loaded with the privilege they're complaining about.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (w1MTk)

169 Trump is like Captain Kirk in that Squire of Gothos episode destroying the mirror and the machine (CNN, mfm) behind it that empowers the "Trelanes" of the Dem party.

Posted by: Rex B at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (uGie0)

170
The silver lining is that Dems will definitely embark on impeachment. Even Pelosi won't be able to stop it.

=====

And she knows it. *snicker*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (M9ntN)

171 I saw the most stunning dot-Indian woman in the airport yesterday (no actual dot on her though)...couldn't take my eyes off her. I was ready to convert to Hinduism on the spot till I saw her wedding ring. Man, she was a looker.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (O8WFE)

172
Thanks Fen for adding Mom to the prayer list.!!.

Things got a little sporty here last night weatherwise. Picked up building debris out of my yard this morning.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

173 Am I president yet?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (BBN99)

174 M3thods @M2Madness
1m
How I imagine this plays out...

House Dems move to impeach because Mueller couldn't bring criminal charges>Declas shows Coup truth bombs and Trump was targeted>IG Report shows FISA abuses during targeting>"FISA brings down the House" for trying to remove a legit President.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (BqBId)

175 I don't doubt that Omarosa killed Michael Duncan Clark at all

she is an evil borderline-personality narcissistic maniac

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (Rarvo)

176 Go fund me for this 12 yo was a paper route.

One of the sports writers employed by our paper was none other than Doc Emerick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (AZsnm)

177 Only by percentage, because the Stones are traditionally five vs. the Beatles two.

They're both down two originals.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:57 AM (fuK7c)

no, Beatles are down by 3. Paul died back in '67.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

178 Dershowitz is nuking Mueller's statement on FBN.

Muller is GITMO bound in a real DOJ investigation.

The MF knew the facts before he started his 'investigation '. His real purpose was to throw the House to the Dems--which he did ....

And to open the door to impeachment--which he re-upped on today.

Traitor.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (xXx5y)

179 No one can understand why Keith Richards is still around - that's even more improbable than Ozzy Osbourne's survival.

Posted by: Tom Servo

It's the chemicals, man, he's pre-enbalmed. Like a mummy or a lich or something.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (AM1GF)

180 Beatles four. Gah I'm an idiot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (fuK7c)

You were right the first time.

Posted by: Zombie George Martin at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (4knXT)

181 If y'all keep getting my name wrong...

Posted by: Zombie Michael Clarke Duncan at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (GEpFD)

182 42
meuller seemed very nervous to me. And it was as plain as the nose on my
face that he did not write that statement. Someone wrote it for him and
it showed in the jerky motions he made and broken sentences as he was
reading it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

Did Barr write it?
Was it done with the knowledge that Comey is wrapped up in the 2010-2012 spaying on political opponents?

Was this written in a Trumpian way to get the Dems to try and impeach and then step allover the D1cks when the shit drops? Was this a go ahead and try moment from Team Trump and Barr?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (ymnmz)

183 I mean Bristol isn't like where I come from, it's not mega rich, but less than 10% of the population is under the poverty line - it's not squalid. I very highly doubt her family was in that 10%.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz)

184 Meanwhile, Rep. Omar does not have much respect for the Latino working class:

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1133574977637081088

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

185 Giuliani saying Nadler needs to be removed. No kidding.

That's the last thing you want. The conspiracy theories would be eternal. No, Nadler is a completely offputting and charmless lizard, and it's there for all to see. Long may he reign.
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 11:53 AM (wW03z)

by the Democrats - which is where it would come from
but no chance of that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (vEIlU)

186 Willowed

The only positive thing about today is that now I know exactly what a "shit-weasel" looks and sounds like!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (AZxMX)

187 Paul died back in '67.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

Blew his mind out in a car?

Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (ykq7q)

188 It's the chemicals, man, he's pre-enbalmed. Like a mummy or a lich or something.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (AM1GF)

----

He's been clinically dead since 1977. His cells never got the memo tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (8XRCm)

189 Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

Sorry about the bad weather and glad you're o.k.

I think I should have put prayers for all those affected by tornadoes, but I thought that people were aware of that news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 12:01 PM (ahS0B)

190 no, Beatles are down by 3. Paul died back in '67.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

I considered him dead when he released Wonderful Christmas Time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2019 12:01 PM (4knXT)

191 Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (BqBId)

So what, the stuff in declass causes impeachment to fail in the House? That would be an epic shitstorm, the likes of which even Zod has not seen.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 12:01 PM (AM1GF)

192
Trump is allowing the declassification of ALL documents, given Barr's filtering.

More will come.

The Democrats need to stop Trump now. Or else everything will be out there.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

=====

Ha, good luck to them. Impeachment takes time, and it'll take even more time given what the Dems have to work with -- a giant mess of non-connecting dots.

But I do wish we'd see those bombshells from Barr, Huber, and Durham pronto.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2019 12:01 PM (M9ntN)

193 Dershowitz is nuking Mueller's statement on FBN.

Muller is GITMO bound in a real DOJ investigation.
The MF knew the facts before he started his 'investigation '. His
real purpose was to throw the House to the Dems--which he did ....

And to open the door to impeachment--which he re-upped on today.

Traitor.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (xXx5y)

He'll never see the inside of a cell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

194 Paul died when Stevie Wonder killed him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (pcbAL)

195 Ringo's been dead inside for decades.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (oZ6kz)

196 I very highly doubt her family was in that 10%.

I'm sorry. I don't even know what Indian broad wrote what article about Barcelona that you were talking about. I just hate Bristol.

I was triggered is what I was. Triggered.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (fuK7c)

197 187: Hadn't noticed that the light had changed?

Posted by: CN at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (U7k5w)

198 Get on the Swallwell Train today. He's got nowhere to go but up.

-
Your chance to get in on the ground floor!

Posted by: Joe McCarthy and the Sunshine Band at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)

199 He's been clinically dead since 1977. His cells never got the memo tho.
Posted by: fixerupper

He's like Folgers Instant. They replaced all his cells with HeLa cells. He's now immortal.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (wW03z)

200 187 Paul died back in '67.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

Blew his mind out in a car?

Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2019 12:00 PM (ykq7q)

he didn't notice that the lights had changed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

201 The list doesn't include Lebron James. Loses the finals in 2018, signs with the Lakers who don't make the playoffs.

Posted by: Augustine at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (BDZWU)

202 Ringo's been dead inside for decades.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic

You realize my marker's on him for "Last Beatle Standing", right?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (AM1GF)

203 Have they figured out how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (4knXT)

204 WHOOPS; I forget to include prayers for the 19 year old son of Michelle who was in a really bad car accident. She was saying that his oxygen levels need to come up before he had hip surgery, He was on the list last week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (ahS0B)

205 Does impeachment open up all kinds of discovery and call into Congress all the shitballs who are responsible for this?

Cause I'd really like to see Hillary and others testify before Congress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (pcbAL)

206 Always had a soft spot for Sir Paul, till yeah, "Wonderful Christmas Worst Fking Song in the History of History GAHHHH Make It Stop."

At least that's the title as I recall it. Plus he's done Dem fundraisers. We'll always have Band on the Run though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (O8WFE)

207 Don't know her name, but the woman looks like the actress in The Witch, Split and Glass.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (AB9tT)

208 He'll never see the inside of a cell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

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Mullers trying to play both sides. He's hiding behind his "straight shooter" image and hoping that it covers up the fact that he's up to his eyeballs in subverting a Presidential election.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (8XRCm)

209 Have they figured out how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (4knXT)

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (IXZGh)

210 Day in the Life was John, not Paul.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (fuK7c)

211

Mueller's regretting his role now. They've all been digging deeper and deeper graves as they try to hide the truth.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (vEIlU)

212 Thar Ace blows!!!

Nood

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (4knXT)

213 He'll never see the inside of a cell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

Mueller is an Establishment "Made" man, so yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (AZxMX)

214 If you've asked the Divine for an outcome, and you get that outcome, it probably happened "naturally," and didn't look like Divine Interference on the Play.

So far the Divine response has been lolgetfucked, but maybe there will be a change of heart.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

215 Ringo's "You're Sixteen" - future Biden rally song?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (O8WFE)

216 She might literally be insane.

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Well, Hollywood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)

217 Mullers trying to play both sides. He's hiding behind his "straight shooter" image and hoping that it covers up the fact that he's up to his eyeballs in subverting a Presidential election.
Posted by: fixerupper

And the 2018 mid-terms to boot.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 12:05 PM (AM1GF)

218 cannot believe the people that were entrusted with such power and so willing to burn the country down to save their own personal skins.
chaos 11eventy

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2019 12:05 PM (r/xAU)

219 I thought Paul wrote the "woke up, got outta bed..." part.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 12:05 PM (O8WFE)

220 210 Day in the Life was John, not Paul.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (fuK7c)

Well duh, Paul was dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

221 Paul died in 68.

Nero killed him.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2019 12:05 PM (BBN99)

222 >>Don't know her name, but the woman looks like the actress in The Witch, Split and Glass

Anya Taylor-Joy

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

223 @dbongino

Bob Mueller: "Everyone is entitled to the presumption of innocence."

Also Bob Mueller: Let me continue to attack an innocent man (Trump) until people no longer presume his innocence.

Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

224 Swallowell is pulling a train? That's just a typical Saturday night for him.
Posted by: publius
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Hey, I'm on board!

Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 29, 2019 12:06 PM (CDGwz)

225
Paul died back in '67.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

When Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 12:06 PM (TAmPV)

226 207 Don't know her name, but the woman looks like the actress in The Witch, Split and Glass.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2019 12:03 PM (AB9tT)

Do you think so? I think that actress looks like one of the Jenner chicks, whichever one is the model and hasn't gotten the cartoon hourglass plastic surgery.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 12:06 PM (Ez6QX)

227 Ringo's been dead inside for decades.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (oZ6kz)

And he's fucking Barbara Bach, and you're not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2019 12:06 PM (7njPr)

228 Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

You mean about a job? Keep praying. And as far as finding a wonderful new good friend whom you could talk to, that was my prayer; It was answered. I can't say all my prayers are answered but that and I was praying for that for a long time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 12:07 PM (ahS0B)

229 cannot believe the people that were entrusted with such power and so willing to burn the country down to save their own personal skins.
chaos 11eventy
Posted by: willow
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For the Left/Prog/Liberal/Dem that is simply SOP. The Party, and power, are far more important than the well-being of the country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 12:08 PM (CDGwz)

230 Everyone is talking about the declassified documents.

Well. Where are they? Why haven't they been released? I keep getting the feeling we're being played again.

Posted by: Sooner at May 29, 2019 12:08 PM (Fs5vw)

231 It was 1969. The guy who "printed the legend" is now 70 years of age.
And, he's too slim.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 29, 2019 12:09 PM (8ZmvG)

232 Trump is removing himself from the bs.

Donald J. Trump at realDonaldTrump 30m

Nothing changes from the Mueller Report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is closed! Thank you.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 29, 2019 12:09 PM (oFiQ6)

233 Ringo's been dead inside for decades.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 12:02 PM (oZ6kz)

And he's fucking Barbara Bach, and you're not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Who's 72. Sorry. Not into granny sex just yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 12:09 PM (JP4JT)

234 Mike. sad.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2019 12:10 PM (r/xAU)

235 DAMM YOU CHINESE TAKE-OUT!!!!
as I sit here eating my salad....

Posted by: Paladin at May 29, 2019 12:10 PM (GsJMP)

236 Mike. sad.
Posted by: willow
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'Tragic' is a better word.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 12:10 PM (CDGwz)

237 yeeesh.... weird...

dude looks a bit like me with shaggier hair and brown eyes...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 12:11 PM (Ct55T)

238 176 Go fund me for this 12 yo was a paper route.

One of the sports writers employed by our paper was none other than Doc Emerick.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (AZsnm)

*Fist Bump*

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 29, 2019 12:11 PM (cT+Os)

239 Actually the last time I saw Ringo, he aged far better than most from his era.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 29, 2019 12:12 PM (4thlk)

240 144 115 So I guess it's Bowie's daughter, by far the lesser known of his two kids? (His son is Duncan Jones, who directed Moon)

Not to mention "World of Warcraft," the movie.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2019 12:12 PM (AB9tT)

241 that's David Bowie?

never would have guessed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 12:13 PM (Ct55T)

242 in unrelated news, I was reading a piece yesterday, very detailed, about how Slate.com was in deep financial trouble, and a $5 million offer had been made to purchase the site from an unknown buyer, with $500,000 down. And that the site desperately needed that money just to keep going for the next 4 months.

So today I wanted to look that up again, and it's gone. It isn't denied, it isn't retracted or anything - it's just vanished, along with any mention of anything along those lines. Feels like someone went to a whole lot of trouble to scrub any mention of that from the internet completely.

And yet I know I read it, and it wasn't just speculation - it was very detailed. I think the fact that someone is working that hard to hide it convinces me that the problems are even bigger than I thought they might be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)

243 gripping the checkered ~~grip~~ stocks of the .45.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 11:56 AM

FIFY, Your Sublimeness.

Posted by: Gun Threaders, because accuracy matters at May 29, 2019 12:26 PM (PtkOo)

244 Beatles four. Gah I'm an idiot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 11:58 AM (fuK7c)

You were right the first time.

Posted by: Zombie George Martin at May 29, 2019 11:59 AM (4knXT)

Dood.

Posted by: Billy Shears at May 29, 2019 12:38 PM (YqO0E)

245 "White working class" *IS* problematic. Because it makes race a prominent element in something that arguably goes across racial lines.

At least, if you let it, it will. It might not if you keep harping on it and making divisions on a basis that is irrelevant.

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2019 12:50 PM (3mQnF)

246 And yet I know I read it

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)

I remember it, too.

Posted by: GWB at May 29, 2019 12:50 PM (3mQnF)

247 Related to the celeb pics: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y27g6z8g

Posted by: Ken in NH at May 29, 2019 02:56 PM (WPtpU)

248 Prayed.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 29, 2019 05:33 PM (K8bwI)

249 David Bowie
Sofia Vergara. Not in that order.....
H/t SDA

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