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The Morning Rant

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"Well, just when you think the GOP has finally gotten everything under control, they go and step on their own d*cks. Again. Here is their latest f*ck-up: Mitch McConnell has just introduced a bill which would increase the minimum age to buy cigarettes and other tobacco products from 18 to 21 years. When I first heard about this, I smacked myself in the forehead so hard, the slope disappeared. I mean, is federal intervention is such matters really necessary? That's quite a silly display of nanny-statism. Apparently, the several states aren't competent enough to handle these things for themselves but require the all-knowing, all-seeing, all-benevolent FedGov to make these decisions for them. Sounding like quite the alarminst, Cocaine Mitch said, quote, the health of our children is literally at stake, unquote. The panic implied in this statement rivals AOC's claim that "the world is going to end in 12 years" if we don't immediately mandate buttplugs for cows and outlaw economic prosperity. Never mind the fact that 18-year-olds are scarcely children. Never mind the fact that these same 18-year-olds are eligible for military service, so even though they can be shipped off to foreign soil and die in combat, they can't buy their own cigarettes. Soon, liquor stores all across America will be festooned with crowds of 18-21 year old "children" asking adults to buy cigarettes for them. But bigger than any of that, though, does anybody really want this? Does anyone recall hearing any calls for legislation about this from normal Americans? I thought the purpose of the federal government was to maintain post roads and collect tariffs from surly foreigners, not to post inspectors in every lavoratory to make sure you wiped your butt good enough. C'mon, Mitch, it's time to focus on what's really important: confirming more of Presidents Trump judicial picks so that perhaps there will be a chance that this country can be restored to some semblance of sanity, and also doing whatever it takes to insure that our borders are not overrun by surly foreigners who don't want to pay tariffs. Let the states make their own laws about tobacco usage, and the federal government can just butt the hell out. After all, the 10th Amendment shouldn't be that hard to understand."



Speaking of Alarmism:

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Looks About Right:

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"Damned White People and Their... ( *shuffles deck, picks random card* ) ...Milk"

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Creepy Joe, A Real "Hands-On" Candidate:




Left-Speak, Translated:

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Ahoy!

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Monday's celebs: Turkish actress Gülşen Bubikoğlu and world class bridge player Omar Sharif.



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Answered prayer and continued Prayer requests:

-Elisabeth W -Got financial assistance for new medicine. Got mortgage to help pay for manufactured home. Need prayer support to get everything done.

-Fenelon’s son seems to be doing a little better, thanks be to God and thx for prayers. Prayers are much appreciated for continued progress so he can go back to college in July.

-Agitator has been able to sit comfortably after his surgery but still has pain when walking. Continued prayer is much appreciated


Job Needs:

Fenelon’s congregant “D” is waiting to hear about a job interview he had two weeks so prayers for that would also be appreciated

Anonymous Poster needs prayer so that he not lose another job. Also needs peace of mind too as where he works is very noisy.

Insomniac was again sending out resumes. Please pray for a positive outcome for his job search.

Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.


Updates:

4/14-OldDoginMO’s wife is back in the hospital with infection. Please continue to pray for her for healing and for strength for she and OldDog and their family too.

4/14-OldRadarTech had extensive surgery including a “mushroom” to replace end of lower arm and also got thirteen screws and a plate to keep things in place. He appreciates the prayers and aks for prayers for healing for as much use of his arm and hand as possible.

4/22-ibguy reports that his friend’s wife, Debbie K, passed away on April 22nd of 4th stage lung cancer. Prayers for comfort and support for family and friends at this very difficult time

5/1-Cheribebe says cancer is spreading. She needs new cancer chemo regimen which is very expensive and asks for prayers to God for healing as well as help regarding finances.

5/13 Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor exposed to muriatic acid fumes which damaged lungs and throat. Getting trouble in seeing a competent physician and still having effects from previous car accident-not her fault. Prayers for access to health care and speedy recover

5/13 Fox2!- friend MaryBeth just diagnosed with aggressive form of bladder cancer-not best candidate for best option of Immunotherapy treatment.

5/14 redc1c4- His dad is going to City of Hope in Duarte, one of the best cancer treatment places in LA area for cancer treatment. Prostrate cancer advanced to level 3. Mom can visit via public transportation and freeway is convenient for local family. Prayers for skill and wisdom for doctors, healing and strength for family.

5/14-Grumpy’s friend Rhett fell off roof, broke 3 ribs and wrist and has lacerated liver. Now in rehab. Needs prayers for healing.

5/14-James Madison is having four wisdom teeth removed today. Prayers for successful surgery and healing and help with any pain from surgery.

5/14-Kraken’s friend died, and Kraken’s dog of 12 years died as well. Prayers for all concerned.

5/14-Tami’s daughter had cancer surgery, Prayers for complete healing.

5/14 Anonymous poster sked for prayers for Johnny-who had brain stem stroke.

5/14-Prayer for a miracle of healing for Gina, a woman in her 20’s who has a digestive problems and doctors say it’s “only a matter of time she has an attack and dies” Prayers for Carol her mother, too.

5/17 Poster browndog has cancer. Please pray for healing

5/21-Poster Circa’ s brother is batting cancer. Prayers for complete healing are greatly appreciated

5/21-VN Red Leg Recently had prostrate removed. Surgery was successful but cancer has gotten into lymph nodes. Waiting until July 1st for next PSA test to see if he needs radiation and hormone therapy, Will be meeting with doctor and nurse on 30th to discuss next step. Praying for mercy and healing.


Continuing and new requests:

-Prayers for RickL tumor has grown Prayers for complete healing

-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Mom had stroke in June. Dad has dementia and doesn’t know where he is sometimes, Slap is caring for them so he needs prayer as well He also needs a donor for a liver transplant.

-BuckIV need prayer for his sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type.

-Renningantx asked for prayers for his uncle Jimmy who had been cancer free for 12 years but aggressive cancer has Prayers for complete healing.

-LadyL asked for prayers for healing for a dear friend, Jean, who has had a recurrence of Mantle Cell Lymphoma, which is an aggressive cancer and hard to treat

-Prayers of complete healing needed for Nora Elizabeth, great niece of Mrs. Leggy. Nora Elizabeth is a baby has brain tumors and will need a year of chemo at the least.

-USNtakim is having a lot of mobility issues and his wife is in pain every day. Please pray that some treatment become available to help lessen this pain and these conditions.
Prayers of healing for Blaster’s 17 year old son and 13 year old daughter who are having depression and anxiety issues

3/23-Soc_rat_eeze still recovering after colostomy. Asked for prayers for clearance of pulmonary embolism, early and successful reversal of colostomy, general recovery of strength and fitness. Waiting for treatment for lung embolism so he can hopefully go for reversal of colostomy surgery in 3 to 6 months. Prayers for complete healing and strength for Mrs. Eeze who has been carrying the load while he’s been sick Soc_rat_eeze is grateful for all the prayers which he felt were uplifting him.

4/2-Lurker Terri asked for prayer for her cousin’s adult son, DE, who has a condition called crypto for the last 6 months and has not responded to treatment. Can’t eat regular food and has been in the hospital. Prayers for healing for DE and peace for understandably distraught mom.

4/3-Prayers asked for Jane D’oh’s dear friend, SU. SU is dying after fighting years of various forms of cancer. Requested in-home hospice care and quit medications. Wants to die peacefully and as painlessly as possible. Prayers for peaceful passing and comfort for family, friends, church, and community.

4/8-Poster “Rarity” asked for prayers for her friend’s young adult daughter who was recently diagnosed with cancer. Surgery to remove it was unsuccessful and now additional tumor was found in lung, Prayers for healing and that family and friends be able to fight this.

4/10-Kitsabass’ stepdaughter had emergency appendectomy. Within a week Mrs. Kitsabass had to go to the emergency room for kidney stones. Needed surgery for parathyroid issues and has used up annual and sick leave. Prayers for healing and rough places made smooth.

4/17 -Anon y mouse’s wife, Mrs. Mouse, had high blood pressure related to cyst on kidney and pressure on kidney and adrenal gland. Prayers for healing

4/18-Prayers for TonyPete’s friend, Kate, who lost her husband at a young age (27) to cancer and just recently lost her two little girls in a tragic accident.

4/22-Average Guy’s 19 year old son admitted himself to psychiatric care after a suicide attempt. He has been dealing with depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts for several years. Prayers for healing.

4/24- Juliette aka “Baldilocks” struggling to pay utilities. Asks for prayers for financial resources to do that.

4/30-Farmer had a bad fall and break in ankle and is in hospital. Long recovery so prayers for healing are much appreciated

4/30-Phoenixgirl’daughter is finishing up finals and an internship. Boyfriend “broke her heart”. Prayers for both of them.
members.

5/1-Hikaru’s friend had diving accident. Breathing tubes are out but still on oxygen in hospital. Prayers for healing

5/1 -turambur has been out of work since mid December after having colon cancer last December. Needs job, but situation is tough for someone over 55

5/1-Cicero having prostate biopsy today. Prayers needed and appreciated, Don’t have an update.

5/4-Infidel’s niece, Sadie, in ICU on ventilator.

5/7-Pug Mahon’s asked for prayers for his sister who has had a recurrence of Lyme disease and whose kidneys are failing.

5/7-Friend of Count De Monet, Evette B., gynecological cancer just diagnosed. Blood cot from tumor got into lungs. 2 weeks in ICU and had numerous blood clots and pneumonia. In long term care while doctors prepare her for chemo radiation and surgery. She is fragile and doesn’t want to fight it. Prayers for healing and strength.

5/7-Flounder’s mother-in-law needs prayers for healing. Glioblastoma has continued growing since February. Growth was always cancerous and expected to be. 2nd occurrence. Family is shaken by the unexpected news. Mother-in-law will be having follow-up radiation. Flounder family had moved in to stay with mother-in-law. Continued prayers and well wishes appreciated.

5/8-Emperor Country Boy needs guidance, direction, energy, strength, patience, and motivation for work situation.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Poboy Sandwiches:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:18 AM




Comments

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 11:18 AM (9cans)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 22, 2019 11:18 AM (ceIDk)

3 rd

Now to read the content

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 22, 2019 11:19 AM (pw+jk)

4 Halle berry

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:20 AM (O2RFr)

5 Swidgen!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:20 AM (/tuJf)

6 Halle Berry, Al Swearingen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

7 Prayers up for everyone. I'll have plenty of time today. It was supposed to be the second to last day of school and we are having a snow day. Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (rw1l7)

8 That is a shrimp sandwich. A po'boy sandwich has fried oysters.

This is known.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)

9 Ian McShane. I had to look that up but I got Al Swearingen without cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

10 6 Halle Berry, Al Swearingen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)


Half credit.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (b7IdW)

11 I need a sammich!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (JFO2v)

12 Dude is Ian McShane of Deadwood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)

13 Halle and Ian

Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (4thlk)

14 Lies, all lies!

And 18 year olds aren't children. If they are, they shouldn't be draftable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)

15 9 Ian McShane.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)


There you go.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (b7IdW)

16 the guy who played swearengen.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (DGS6j)

17 Halle Berry and Ian McShane.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (gC2IV)

18 Halle Barry and Ian McShane a/k/a Al Swearengen, cocksuckers!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)

19
White Milk is racist???

Damn straight.

Perhaps we need to invite the author to one of our breakfast gatherings. We can go to the Waffen House or International House of Klancakes. Off course the only drink we're going to serve is WHITE MILK !!!! Chocolate milk dilutes the white purity.... and besides white milk is the only breakfast drink that conforms to our code of "NO JOOSE"!!!


*makes jerk off motion

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

20 The picture is Helen Thomas.

When she was younger.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (jYEmF)

21 12 Dude is Ian McShane of Deadwood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)


Also John Wick 3

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (b7IdW)

22 White c*cksucker!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (lPsvG)

23 Halle Berry and someone scruffy.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (lwiT4)

24 Who dis?


A really young Alf Landon...


...before the skin lightening treatments.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (m45I2)

25 20 The picture is Helen Thomas.

When she was younger.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (jYEmF)

==========

RBG, three days ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (9cans)

26 McShane was easy. First time I ever saw him on the tube was a 1st season episode of Space: 1999 entitled "Force of Life". A pretty creepy outcome for Anton Zoref in that one...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (7s3Gx)

27 I don't think I've ever had a Poboy sammich, they look great.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (4thlk)

28 Halle Berry and the great Ian McShane. Both in John Wick 3

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (xJa6I)

29 White c*cksucker!
=====

Yes?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (UyrTF)

30 Annette Funicello, Bob Barker

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (CDGwz)

31 So if white milk is racist, is chocolate milk miscegenated?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

32 Well, just when you think the GOP has finally gotten everything under control, they go and step on their own d*cks. Again. Here is their latest f*ck-up: Mitch McConnell has just introduced a bill which would increase the minimum age to buy cigarettes and other tobacco products from 18 to 21 years. When I first heard about this, I smacked myself in the forehead so hard, the slope disappeared. I mean, is federal intervention is such matters really necessary?


I think almost all States have already raised it to 21. This is totally unnecessary and really a State issue anyway.

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

33 I was first with Swidgen. I demand partial credit.

And Deadwood: The Movie debuts on May 31.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (/tuJf)

34 Prayers up for everyone. I'll have plenty of time today. It was supposed to be the second to last day of school and we are having a snow day. Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (rw1l7)
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Lily, it snowed enough to cancel school? Where on earth do you live, if you don't mind saying?

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (aXucN)

35 fyi...long awaited deadwood movie set to premiere on hbo at the end of may.

not sure about wu.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (DGS6j)

36 14 Lies, all lies!

And 18 year olds aren't children. If they are, they shouldn't be draftable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)

Nor given student loans!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (JFO2v)

37 CockSUCKAH!!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

38 >>Also John Wick 3

And 1 & 2.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (/tuJf)

39 Morning horde! Those po'boys look delish. Only 2 1/2 hours till I can eat!

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (Ez6QX)

40 Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

Insomniac, did you get an email that we talked about?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)

41 useless celeb gossip:

But Halle Berry, when she was young and Prime, was very...elusive, apparently. Lots of guys trying to casting couch her to little (I won't say no) effect.

As she got older, she got WAY sluttier. Word is she boffed her way into the John Wick 3 role.

So...I'm a fan. Plus she's seriously cute.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (xJa6I)

42 Prayer's up... Po boy vs Muffeleta, same sandwich or something entirely different?

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (3Bzg7)

43 I don't think I've ever had a Poboy sammich, they look great.
Posted by: lowandslow
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It's the subtle distinction between Poboy, Hero, and Cuban that confuses people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (CDGwz)

44 28 Halle Berry and the great Ian McShane. Both in John Wick 3

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (xJa6I)


Good work. You correctly identified both, and also the theme that connects them.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (b7IdW)

45 Since the pics have been ID'd already, What is the necessary age to buy the juul/vaping rigs?

And how can you doubt the governments power, abiilty and moral rectitude in saving us from this scourge? The ban on candy cigarettes alone has saved over .001 lives every year!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (jp0Bv)

46 hola chupones

Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (B+t5k)

47 >>Mitch McConnell has just introduced a bill which would increase the minimum age to buy cigarettes and other tobacco products from 18 to 21 years.

The jackass. Little kids want to look cool, too.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)

48 Al Swerigen, and a San Francisco Cock Sucker!

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

49
Willie AND the Po'Boys!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (m45I2)

50 Prayers for Calm Mentor, wherever he is. I miss him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (ptqGC)

51 Lies, all lies!

And 18 year olds aren't children. If they are, they shouldn't be draftable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)

Nor given student loans!
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Or covered under there parent's insurance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (CDGwz)

52 Shrimp po-boys rank up there with banana pudding with me. Even if there is fancier and/or more expensive food available, those are hard to not pick.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (lPsvG)

53 The Guardian warned Britain about the existential threat of global warming. Too bad they missed the real existential threat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

54
At the vet with Ulla. Not good at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (Tbj6I)

55 you forgot to say "willowed "

Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (B+t5k)

56 32 Well, just when you think the GOP has finally gotten everything under control, they go and step on their own d*cks. Again. Here is their latest f*ck-up: Mitch McConnell has just introduced a bill which would increase the minimum age to buy cigarettes and other tobacco products from 18 to 21 years. When I first heard about this, I smacked myself in the forehead so hard, the slope disappeared. I mean, is federal intervention is such matters really necessary?


I think almost all States have already raised it to 21. This is totally unnecessary and really a State issue anyway.

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

Yeah, it's literal virtue signaling. Total waste of time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (xJa6I)

57 And nobody anywhere has ever seen anyone under 18 smoking.....

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (AjVAj)

58 Dude is Ian McShane of Deadwood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)

Also John Wick 3
Posted by: OregonMuse

Game of Thrones - Brother Ray
John Wick I, II, & III - Winston
Pirates of the Caribbean, On Stranger Tides - Blackbeard

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (VtwaX)

59 Or covered under there parent's insurance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (CDGwz)

*their parents'* assuming an intact family

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

60 Lily, it snowed enough to cancel school? Where on earth do you live, if you don't mind saying?
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (aXucN)

I live in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Where Mt. Rushmore is. It is also closed. I don't remember that ever happening. Except when Barack did it out of spite.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (rw1l7)

61 Ian McShane is one of my favorite actors, and TTBOMK, he's avoided the idiotic virtue-signaling that plagues most of Hollywood. I'll be disappointed if I find out otherwise.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (wW03z)

62 53 The Guardian warned Britain about the existential threat of global warming. Too bad they missed the real existential threat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

=========

Unregistered knives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (9cans)

63 Uh, aren't all of the kids vaping these days anyhow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (CDGwz)

64 McShane was good in Ray Donovan, too.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)

65 I see the Big Vape lobbyists came up with more cash.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (e1mEI)

66 54
At the vet with Ulla. Not good at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (Tbj6I)

Uff da, prayers up for what good mine will do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (xJa6I)

67 I think Beverly Hills just banned smoking inside their city limits, cigarette smoking, weed's okay.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (4thlk)

68 61 Ian McShane is one of my favorite actors, and TTBOMK, he's avoided the idiotic virtue-signaling that plagues most of Hollywood. I'll be disappointed if I find out otherwise.


Plus, he runs a really cool hotel.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)

69 23 Halle Berry and someone scruffy.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (lwiT4)


Close enough. You win today's door prize, a gallon of gin.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (b7IdW)

70 I'm guessing the kids will still be to do the dangerous, serious stuff like voting while they are only 18.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (lPsvG)

71 In Southern States they usually close the schools for a snow day because most Southern States have no snow removal equipment and it would be dangerous to try to drive the school buses in that.

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)

72 So McConnel pushes this crap, but won't push a bill to protect Freedom of Political speech online.

Interesting.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

73 It's going to be close to 100 degrees here every day next week. Ugh. I hate summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

74 64 McShane was good in Ray Donovan, too.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)

He's good in everything. I've gone back to watch him in fucking Lovejoy, on A&E, just because of his work in Deadwood.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (xJa6I)

75 I've read that those vaping contraptions have been known to explode during use.

Feature, not bug.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (Bdeb0)

76 Jinx Johnson was an OK Bond Girl. I would not mind having my Johnson Jinxed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (JFO2v)

77 For a second I thought it was Soledad O'Brien.

Posted by: mercenary13 at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (buL5s)

78 Or covered under there parent's insurance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (CDGwz)

*their parents'* assuming an intact family
Posted by: Insomniac
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Spoken like a lawyer. Apostrophe placement changes everything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (CDGwz)

79 51 Lies, all lies!

And 18 year olds aren't children. If they are, they shouldn't be draftable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)

Nor given student loans!
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Or covered under there parent's insurance.



Nor vote.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (wW03z)

80 Holy crap, global warming closed Mt. Rushmore?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (lPsvG)

81 Po boy vs Muffeleta, same sandwich or something entirely different?


******

Entirely different. A good muffuletta is thick piled meat (usually ham) with typically a green olive relish on a circular soft bun. Po'boy is usually fried seafood (oysters or shrimp or both) on a really crusty french type roll. The crustier the better.

Other's mileage may vary.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (m45I2)

82 Also John Wick 3
Posted by: OregonMuse

Game of Thrones - Brother Ray
John Wick I, II, III - Winston
Pirates of the Caribbean, On Stranger Tides - Blackbeard
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (VtwaX)


I guess he can't complain about lacking work.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (b7IdW)

83 Close enough. You win today's door prize, a gallon of gin.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (b7IdW)



AT LAST !!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (lwiT4)

84 73 It's going to be close to 100 degrees here every day next week. Ugh. I hate summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

Oh yeah. Going to be hot AF here in FL too.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

85 Anyone need a hand?

Posted by: Joe Biden, Trans-Am polisher at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (o2vOl)

86 44 28 Halle Berry and the great Ian McShane. Both in John Wick 3

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (xJa6I)

Good work. You correctly identified both, and also the theme that connects them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (b7IdW)

Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (xJa6I)

87 Oh shit, I better book my vacation to England now before its too late!

Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (7HtZB)

88 As strange as it sounds, Mitch's bill is actually a sop to the tobacco companies (and the states) who are losing huge amounts of tax revenue due to vaping's popularity. As we all know, public health always takes a back seat to dollars.

What will soon happen is that the cigarette aspect of the bill will be stripped leaving only the ban on selling vape supplies to people under 21.

Then, various paid-for party hacks will stand in front of cameras and claim to have 'struck a blow against big tobacco'.

They may even use that exact phrase, the pharisees.

Posted by: Pointless Comment Generator at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (aR6p7)

89 Yeah that's it, maryjawanna is all good for 18, but somebody that can vote and join the marines can't have a cigarette.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (r+sAi)

90 83 Close enough. You win today's door prize, a gallon of gin.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (b7IdW)



AT LAST !!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (lwiT4)

So, what are you going to drink this afternoon once that runs out?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

91 I live in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Where Mt. Rushmore is. It is also closed. I don't remember that ever happening. Except when Barack did it out of spite.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (rw1l7)
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Beautiful area. I've been there twice. It's not that I don't believe it couldn't snow there this time of year, I just don't believe it could snow enough to cancel school - and close Mt. Rushmore - in a place that's surely used to clearing snow! Wow!

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (aXucN)

92 Those Po' Boys reminds me of CCR. I was surprised to learn that those Born On the Bayou, Proud Mary, Willie and the Poor Boys boys weren't from Alabama or Louisiana. They were a San Francisco band.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (+y/Ru)

93 Sergeant-Pilot Andy!

And Halle Berry.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (IFKOp)

94 At the vet with Ulla. Not good at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Ugh. Thoughts are with you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (CDGwz)

95 Speaking of Cocaine Mitch's overreach, have you noticed all the ads attacking the vape industry? They start with a Very Serious Disclaimer about nicotine being addicting. And then go on from there.

This to me is an example of how the authoritarian left, once it decrees something BAD will not let up in it's fanatical pursuit of making sure nobody, anywhere, nohow, circumvents their authority.

Personally I think vaping is a wonderful solution and wish it had been around when I was a smoker to keep me from inhaling all that carcinogenic stuff that was in cigarettes.


And yeah, while nicotine may be addictive, so is caffeine. Are we all supposed to become Mormons? For crying out loud.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (jYEmF)

96 Valurite gin only comes in half gallon and gallon plastic jugs.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (AjVAj)

97

Pelosi: "Trump is engaged in a cover up."

#whatnext

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (vEIlU)

98 I would think South Dakota had snow removal equipment.

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (mpXpK)

99 76 Jinx Johnson was an OK Bond Girl. I would not mind having my Johnson Jinxed!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (JFO2v)

I'd have watched a spin off Bond-ish movie with her.

They left money on the table there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (xJa6I)

100 91 I live in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Where Mt. Rushmore is. It is also closed. I don't remember that ever happening. Except when Barack did it out of spite.

Wow, we were there just about this time last year and it was around 80

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (O2RFr)

101 He's good in everything. I've gone back to watch him in fucking Lovejoy, on AE, just because of his work in Deadwood.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (xJa6I)


Wait, there's a show on A-and-E called "Fucking Lovejoy"? Wow, things have gotten way worse than I thought.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (b7IdW)

102 So, what are you going to drink this afternoon once that runs out?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)



I have an emergency stash behind the church organ.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (lwiT4)

103 91 I live in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Where Mt. Rushmore is. It is also closed. I don't remember that ever happening. Except when Barack did it out of spite.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (rw1l7)

Oh, you must know Rocky Raccoon!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)

104 Our butt hurts

Posted by: Democrat EM PEACH Caucus at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (40mSG)

105 Trying again....

Insomniac, did you get an email that we talked about?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (cF8AT)

106 I better book my vacation to England now before its too late!
Posted by: josephistan



Make sure to pack your long johns. It's cold in London's Kolyma gold mines.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (wW03z)

107 Holy crap, global warming closed Mt. Rushmore?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (lPsvG)

It got so hot the rocks melted?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (byrTS)

108 Between the sidebar and the sinking ship image above, I had to go check out The Bullcuck today. Their homepage shows Tweets from their contributors, and this one from Charlie Sykes had me stunned: "Has anyone had a more appalling fall from grace as Ben Carson? He's gone from brilliant surgeon and role model to utterly clueless cabinet member prone to cringe worthy moments"

Poor Charlie must not have a mirror. Going from popular respected conservative talk show host in Wisconsin to Nevertrump TDS cautionary tale writing for The Bullcuck. Sad!

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (UR9yg)

109 Pelosi: "Trump is engaged in a cover up."
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Pelosi's Surgeon: There's nothing more we can do to cover up the crepiness.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (vg8iE)

110 Oh shit, I better book my vacation to England now before its too late!

-
Better safe than sorry. Pack sled dogs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

111 "Executive Decision" was on the other evening. I always watch it when I find it. Fun flick.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (WI9RL)

112 76 Jinx Johnson was an OK Bond Girl. I would not mind having my Johnson Jinxed!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (JFO2v)

That's called ED

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

113 Our butt hurts
=========

Sounds like you had a good time!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (vg8iE)

114 Regarding McConnell's stupid move, I had the exact same reaction when Democrats passed that "Equality" bs earlier, in order to validate trans athletes (subsequently completely screwing over female athletes everywhere.) There are so many huge issues facing us, and they chose to "solve" something that's not even a problem for 99.9999% of the population, for nothing but political points.

Likewise, McC's assholery is way-y-y-y-y-y-y-yyy down the list of things anyone gives two shits about. At least the democrats were behaving to type when implementing their nanny-statism. Ugh.

Posted by: red speck at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (6Krd7)

115 http://bit.ly/2X8bfZq
*******
Attorney General Barr puts former intel bosses on notice | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (BqBId)

116 109 Pelosi: "Trump is engaged in a cover up."
========


And what might that be?I still think the old bat is gonna impeach while he is in Europe

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)

117 105 Trying again....

Insomniac, did you get an email that we talked about?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (cF8AT)

Yes I did, thanks!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

118 The picture is Helen Thomas.

When she was younger.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (jYEmF)

****

She was never that young.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (0tfLf)

119 OMG Did Biden just go for some side boob?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (VpIIl)

120 Prayers up for all the Hordelings on FenelonSpoke's Prayer List. And also for anyone else who may need them, too. Prayers help a lot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55)

121
PBS stations used to air Lovejoy back in the 80's, that's when McShane kinda took off here in the U.S. Turns out women love good looking men with an accent, whoda thunk.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (4thlk)

122 SD does have snow removal equipment. I can't even tell you how unheard of it is to have a snow day this time of year. Right now the snow is above the backs of the chairs on my deck and it's still snowing. Hard.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (rw1l7)

123 I would think South Dakota had snow removal equipment.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (mpXpK)

I bet they do, but I imagine it might difficult to get it to Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (byrTS)

124 That's a lot of food pr0n, OM, and a lot of meat hanging out of those sandwiches. Are you taking donations from Big Sandwich?

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (o2vOl)

125

Looks like Trump is going to talk shortly.

Interestingly Pelosi and Schumer went running from the WH like rats.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (vEIlU)

126 Trump is about to make a "Mueller related announcement".

fap

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

127 Great Britain has always had some similarities to Siberia. One important distinction is that when they shout "Mush!" in Siberia they are urging their sled dogs onward. In England they are ordering dinner.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (m45I2)

128 OMG Did Biden just go for some side boob?
=======

True story - as people with dementia become more addled, they also become more sexual.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (vg8iE)

129 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
14h
BREAKING: Mueller knew early on from Kushner & Hicks emails Trump campaign + transition had no back channel to Kremlin--Kushner couldn't recall Russian ambassador's name and Hicks hung up on Russian Embassy. In fact, Putin's people struggled to get in touch w incoming Trump admin

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (BqBId)

130 So milk is racist because "scholars say so!"

Scholars.
I spit on your so-called scholarship.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (0tfLf)

131 I thought the purpose of the federal government was to maintain post roads and collect tariffs from surly foreigners, not to post inspectors in every lavoratory to make sure you wiped your butt good enough.

Old and Busted -- OM
The New Hotness -- Mitch

Oh, for the glorious days of old, like when the national speed limit was 55 fucking miles per hour, and the Feds required pouring crap into used car engines to make them useless.

And the federales didn't spy on sitting Presidents or the Senate computer system.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (Z4rgH)

132

Fox reporting that live Trump thing is "Mueller related"

they seem very confused

Trump's up to something.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (vEIlU)

133 States' Rights over Fed Fascism will probably be a 2020 big issue. There will be the abortion thingy, and maybe this forced absorption of illegals thingy ... and the FedEd thing. We really have to get CommieCore remnants out of local schools, if it is not already too late.


"Hey -- Teacher ... leave those kids alone". Or at least quit abusing them, and start actually teaching fundamentals, and add in American Civics -- what is it good for? ... Absolutely Everything. Need some educational updates on free speech (which is the opposite of shutting down speech by patriots).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Cus5s)

134 ...in fact, maybe smoking ought to be made mandatory as part of a de-sissification program for America's young men.

Smokin'. Changin' the oil. Cussin'. Fightin'. Fuckin'. Drinkin'. BBQ 101.

And some electives.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)

135
Adam Baldwin @AdamBaldwin
22s
Trump about announce major SpyGate declassifications in the Rose Garden?

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)

136 98 I would think South Dakota had snow removal equipment.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (mpXpK)

They do, but sometimes it comes in so thick it closes down Interstates.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)

137 I've been told I'm pretty handy.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Trans-Am polisher at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (o2vOl)

138 OT: Loretta Lynch told Congressional investigators that she was anxious to testify "fully and fulsomely". Really, you want to testify with excessive, over the top praise?
It is more than a little disturbing that the AG uses words whose meaning she does not know.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (wW03z)

139 Isn't 2020 only a few months away? Glad to see the political hacks at the Dept of Defense spent millions on a study where none of their conclusions have come true.

Posted by: Worc1 at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (+uDPK)

140 He comes Trump....

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (cF8AT)

141 122 SD does have snow removal equipment. I can't even tell you how unheard of it is to have a snow day this time of year. Right now the snow is above the backs of the chairs on my deck and it's still snowing. Hard.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (rw1l7)

Good lord.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Ez6QX)

142 No evidence that 'blackface' photo an error, Virginia governor Ralph Northam's alma mater says

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (QkjLD)

143 Attorney General Barr puts former intel bosses on notice | TheHill


Interesting as far as I got but unreadable due to constant pop-ups and autoplay.

Why do sites that want you to read something demand that you play whack-a-mole to read it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (fuK7c)

144 134 ...in fact, maybe smoking ought to be made mandatory as part of a de-sissification program for America's young men.

Smokin'. Changin' the oil. Cussin'. Fightin'. Fuckin'. Drinkin'. BBQ 101.

And some electives.
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)

Endorsed.

We need to create a Moron private school for boys and girls with daddy issues.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)

145
Fox reporting that live Trump thing is "Mueller related"

Nan probably told Trump they were gonna impeach and he is trying to get ahead of it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (O2RFr)

146

Heh. Visuals on the podium.

Numbers of the money spent $35+ million.
Other stats.
And two big "NO's".

Here he comes!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (vEIlU)

147 103
91 I live in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Where Mt. Rushmore is. It
is also closed. I don't remember that ever happening. Except when Barack
did it out of spite.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (rw1l7)



Oh, you must know Rocky Raccoon!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019

*
*
. . .
He met his match in Lily.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (ClOmq)

148 This looks like good news because James O'Keefe although I don't know about the underlying court case...

Teter v. Veritas is a landmark ruling that set federal precedent this
morning. Federal judge threw out the plaintiff's lawsuit in stunning
fashion before it even reached the jury. Defends 1st amendment and
Veritas methods. We are 6-0 in lawsuits!!!

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/
1131206899129569280

DIRECTED VERDICT! Federal Judge throws Teter vs Veritas out before it
can get to Jury, on rule 50. 'Jury could not find any clear and
convincing evidence of actual malice' Another Case dismissed. VERITAS!

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/
1131195543823294470

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (Dh1wo)

149 >>Trump's up to something.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (vEIlU)

All part of Operation SNIPE HUNT.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)

150 119 OMG Did Biden just go for some side boob?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (VpIIl)


I don't know, but that poor woman had to reach down and forcibly remove his hands from her body.

I can only imagine how the hair-on-fire media would react if that were Trump.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (b7IdW)

151 SD does have snow removal equipment. I can't even tell you how unheard of it is to have a snow day this time of year. Right now the snow is above the backs of the chairs on my deck and it's still snowing. Hard.
Posted by: Lily


Wife has a friend from high school who now lives in Colorado. She had 20" of fresh snow yesterday.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (VtwaX)

152 Prayers for Calm Mentor, wherever he is. I miss him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Seconded. Given his last known situation I have to assume he's not in a position to check in. What a shitty way for life to turn.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (AM1GF)

153 White milk is racist? Ok, what color milk do black/hispanic/asian nursing moms produce?

Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (RfzVr)

154
OMG Did Biden just go for some side boob?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (VpIIl)


It's DOCTOR Jill. Even she's tired of his grabby hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

155 The Black Hills are beautiful, but their beauty only makes me cry, cause that's where my woman ran off with another man.

I'm gonna get that boy.

Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (hu22E)

156 I do wish the government would make up its mind and settle on one age for adulthood. Currently it varies between 16, 18, 21, and 26.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xjiRE)

157 135
Adam Baldwin @AdamBaldwin
22s
Trump about announce major SpyGate declassifications in the Rose Garden?
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)

I love Adam Baldwin. Just sayin.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (Ez6QX)

158 Right out of the gate...talking about Pelosi's comment about Trump being involved in a cover up.

That she made right before her meeting with him...

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (cF8AT)

159 Those Po' Boys reminds me of CCR. I was surprised to learn that those
Born On the Bayou, Proud Mary, Willie and the Poor Boys boys weren't
from Alabama or Louisiana. They were a San Francisco band.


Speaking of, here's Teh King:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HR_-hsAIRA

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)

160 One important distinction is that when they shout "Mush!" in Siberia they are urging their sled dogs onward. In England they are ordering dinner.

**rimshot**

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (wW03z)

161 136 They do, but sometimes it comes in so thick it closes down Interstates.





Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)

That sounds like I-80 going up to Reno near Donner Pass.

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (mpXpK)

162 My nephew just graduated from high school. For six months, he had two college offers on the table. Offer 1: Full ride basketball scholarship to small religious college. 2. Non-scholarship basketball offer at larger private college with $40K annual tuition.

When I ask people which one they think he took (both have degrees in business, his chosen major), they usually guess wrong.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (O7MnT)

163
So, Biden was thumbing some chick's sideboobs at a rally, in public, in front of dozens(?) of people.

Well played, Gropey Joe.

Well played.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (9X624)

164 126 Trump is about to make a "Mueller related announcement".

fap
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

Well...only if Melania is there or one of the Trump daughters.

I have standards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (xJa6I)

165 I love Adam Baldwin. Just sayin.
=====

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (vg8iE)

166 Sara A. Carter @SaraCarterDC
1m
Hmmm Wonder what @realDonaldTrump is going to say

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (BqBId)

167 Dems are going to file baseless Articles of Impeachment, even though Mueller found no basis for charges, The Northam investigation found they can't identify if it's Northam in blackface, and Schiff is going to get CI materials from the Mueller Report (which found no collusion) , some classified (that he will leak) in order to perform some more baseless political attacks.

Democrats 2020. Because lawless anarchy is back in fashion and we're forever unaccountable

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (VpIIl)

168 160 One important distinction is that when they shout "Mush!" in Siberia they are urging their sled dogs onward. In England they are ordering dinner.

**rimshot**
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (wW03z)

In Scotland, that means buy another round for the entire bar.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (40mSG)

169 I do wish the government would make up its mind and
settle on one age for adulthood. Currently it varies between 16, 18,
21, and 26.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xjiRE)


If you can fight and die for your country at 18, you're a damned adult. So tired of our friends' easily triggered snowflake bois and gurlz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

170

Trump says he came to do an infrastructure meeting with Pelosi and Schumer.

He then heard the "cover up" accusation.

I wonder if he told them to f off...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (vEIlU)

171 He sound really piiiiiiissed to anyone else?

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

172 Donner! Party of twenty-thre..uh, twenty-two!

Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (hu22E)

173 C'mon, declassify. DO IT!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

174 Dude is Ian McShane of Deadwood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)


Annnnnd John Wick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (Z4rgH)

175
12 Dude is Ian McShane of Deadwood.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)


And the John Wick trilogy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (pNxlR)

176 (writes name on blackboard)

Mr. Samson.

"Alright, you little fucking faggots, this is Cussin' 101. Any of you shit-for-brain mama's boys that are in the wrong fucking classroom, get the fuck out. You! Asshole! Yes, you, with the dumbass look on your face! Close the goddamn door. Okay, now open your textbooks..."

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)

177 Speaking of Piltdown warming, by the way, this week's Time magazine features the leaders of tomorrow and its cover features a young girl who is on strike from school to protest the phantom menace. Yeah, boy, she's gonna be an intellectual powerhouse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)

178 Svetlana Lokhova Retweeted
ELINTNews's avatar
ELINT News @ELINTNews
7m
Reports UK PM Theresa May to resign TONIGHT, waiting for confirmation

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)

179 Rocky and I go way back. On a day like today I am tempted to but some cat food out for him.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (rw1l7)

180

No wonder the the rats Pelosi and Schumer went slithering away as fast as they could.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (vEIlU)

181 How can snow be that deep in May when we have Globull Warming?

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (mpXpK)

182 Government:

Nicotine patch = Not a tobacco product

Vaping device = Tobacco product

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (EOEiY)

183 I would not mind having my Johnson Jinxed!


*********


There is a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S39.840

Fracture of the corpus cavernosum penis, ruptured corpus spongiosum, jinxed johnson.



And you would mind it very much, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (m45I2)

184 161 136 They do, but sometimes it comes in so thick it closes down Interstates.





Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)

That sounds like I-80 going up to Reno near Donner Pass.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (mpXpK)

Yep, seen 'em there too.

But shutting down I 90 in the middle of a very flat lowland....that takes a lot of snow. But it happens.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (xJa6I)

185 Thank you all for your prayers. Mrs. kim is doing well with her infusions. She gets the biologic drug every six weeks. Once she gets the drug she is down and out for two days.(headaches and nausea) after that for about four weeks she feels relatively better then the two week stretch is on where the pain in her joints and back is at the worst. Rinse-repeat.

I guess that is better than no relief at all. I only wish I could take it away. I would take it for myself if she could be free of the pain and debilitation.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (0OmEj)

186 156 I do wish the government would make up its mind and settle on one age for adulthood. Currently it varies between 16, 18, 21, and 26.
Posted by: rickl



Well, according to the Obama administration, it's a person's entire life. Remember that stupid ad they ran with government doing everything for a woman, from cradle to grave? (Life of Sarah?)

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (wW03z)

187 Reports UK PM Theresa May to resign TONIGHT, waiting for confirmation
========

Hopefully with seppuku following the resignation.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (vg8iE)

188 I've grown up with po-boys and muffalettas (pronounced "moof-a-LOT-a" for some reason). But what's the difference between a po-boy and a "sub" sandwich? (Aside from the periscope and the conning tower. Right. The jokes write themselves. . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (ClOmq)

189 Reports UK PM Theresa May to resign TONIGHT, waiting for confirmation
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)


wow if true

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (vEIlU)

190 Remember that it is always projection with the left.They are of course the ones involved in a cover up.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (AjVAj)

191
Raise the smoking age to 21?

But what about those sacred taxes for chirruns' health charged on butts?

Why do you hate chirruns, Coke Mitch?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (pNxlR)

192 >>fap
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

One fap? Just..."fap?" Geez, talk yourself into it first, son, or you're just pushing rope.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (Bdeb0)

193 179
Rocky and I go way back. On a day like today I am tempted to but some cat food out for him.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (rw1l7)

You do NOT want coons to get in the habit of coming up for food. They can be very destructive.

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (mpXpK)

194 189 Reports UK PM Theresa May to resign TONIGHT, waiting for confirmation
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)

wow if true
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (vEIlU)

About time.

If Nigel Farrage gets PM...I may lose it in sheer joy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (xJa6I)

195 I do wish the government would make up its mind and
settle on one age for adulthood. Currently it varies between 16, 18,
21, and 26.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xjiRE)

--

Conversation between 7th grader and school nurse:

"Can I have an aspirin?"
"No.
"Can I have an abortion."
"Need a ride?"

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (EOEiY)

196 All these McShane fans, and no love at all for The Pillars of The Earth?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (8ZmvG)

197 Those shrimps don't look fried. Never seen a shrimps po-boy that didn't have fried shrimps.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (1ISKN)

198 Halle Berry is quite fetching.

And she seems pretty good with firearms.

Halle trains for John Wick movie
http://tinyurl.com/yyudpn94

Posted by: McCool at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (sZaoP)

199 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (O7MnT)

I hope he took the full ride...

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (dm05u)

200 You do NOT want coons to get in the habit of coming up for food. They can be very destructive.

*bites tongue*

Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (hu22E)

201
187 Reports UK PM Theresa May to resign TONIGHT, waiting for confirmation


One less childless and pro-fuzzy-wuzzy muzzie world leader.

Suuuuuch a loss! * faux sniffle *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (pNxlR)

202 What did the president say?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

203 160
One important distinction is that when they shout "Mush!" in Siberia
they are urging their sled dogs onward. In England they are ordering
dinner.



**rimshot**

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019

*
*
My ex-father-in-law used to have two white Spitz dogs. He would tell them, "Mush! Mush! Oatmeal!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (ClOmq)

204 Those shrimps don't look fried. Never seen a shrimps po-boy that didn't have fried shrimps.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (1ISKN)

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I thought the same thing at first, but I'd still make short work of that sandwich.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (EOEiY)

205 And some electives.
Posted by: Zod
---------

Prompted by last night's ONT: singing along with David Allen Coe tunes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (CDGwz)

206 I love Adam Baldwin. Just sayin.

-
I watched him as Animal Mother in FMJ the other night. Talk about a movie that could not be made today!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

207 "I just wanted to let you know that I walked into the room and I told Schumer and Pelosi, I want to do infrastructure but I can't do it under these circumstances."

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (cF8AT)

208 So they raise the smoking age but keep trying to force down the age you can switch your entire gender and mutilate your genitals.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)

209 If Nigel Farrage gets PM...I may lose it in sheer joy


He'll shake things up, for sure.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)

210
If Nigel Farrage gets PM...I may lose it in sheer joy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (xJa6I)


He's not a member of the British Parliament. European Parliament only (if that).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (pNxlR)

211 But what's the difference between a po-boy and a "sub" sandwich?
---
Maybe it was the places I ordered each from, but po-boys seems to be more stuffed with goodies (to the point the innards tend to fall out while eating), but subs stay together.

Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (kOpft)

212 207 "I just wanted to let you know that I walked into the room and I told Schumer and Pelosi, I want to do infrastructure but I can't do it under these circumstances."

Did he mention Mueller?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

213

He told Pelosi and Schumer he wanted to do infrastructure but you can't do it under these circumstances, so get these phony allegations out of the way first. Paraphrasing what Trump said.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (vEIlU)

214 208 So they raise the smoking age but keep trying to force down the age you can switch your entire gender and mutilate your genitals.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)

And vote. Didn't Pelosi say they want to let 16 year olds vote?

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)

215 Is it safe to come out of bomb shelter after last night's ONT? Been cowering down there for hours with the ventilation system kicked up to max.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (tbEeC)

216 Teter vs Veritas - Directed Verdict is a Big Deal - it's when a Judge says to everyone, "Nope, the Jury does NOT get to rule on this, because the case is total bullshit."

The reason for the ruling is a reality of American Libel Law, and why Libel suits are so hard to win in this country. The Plaintiff has to present Clear and Convincing Evidence of Actual Malice towards the target, or else the case is thrown out. And that's hard to do.

Now in the Oberlin/Gibson's trial, Gibson's attorneys are doing a very good job of presenting Clear and Convincing Evidence of Actual Malice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

217 I'll have a plate of mush, please.

Posted by: barack HUSSEIN obama -- i can use it now at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Dh1wo)

218 Quoting WSJ "no collusion"

yeah, he's pissed

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (vEIlU)

219 You do NOT want coons to get in the habit of coming up for food. They can be very destructive.
Posted by: Vic
--------

I trapped one in the basement, which was entering via the pet door and eating the cat's food.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (CDGwz)

220 The Guardian warned Britain about the existential threat of global warming. Too bad they missed the real existential threat.


=========



Unregistered knives spoons.


Updated.

Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (OMsf+)

221 Sounds like PDT just told pelosi and schumer and the dems to go fuck themselves and that he can not work with them while they try to impeach him.

Good! About time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (Y+V3r)

222
I watched him as Animal Mother in FMJ the other night. Talk about a movie that could not be made today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)


Why, the phrase "... Alabama black snake ..." would trigger fatal conniption fits from SJWs all by itself!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (pNxlR)

223 Did he mention Mueller?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

Just as it relates to what the Mueller report said. Nothing about him not wanting to testify.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (cF8AT)

224 What's with all the Clevelanders lately? Tim Conway, Dr. Oz, Halle Berry....

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)

225 210
If Nigel Farrage gets PM...I may lose it in sheer joy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (xJa6I)

He's not a member of the British Parliament. European Parliament only (if that).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (pNxlR)

Oh they can't have nice things

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (xJa6I)

226

He knows they are going to impeach him. No doubt now.

He is pissed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (vEIlU)

227 since americans are children until age 26 for ins, and 21 for cogs they shouldn't be allowed to join the military or have an abortion or marriage until___?

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (r/xAU)

228 Yeah, I sent my senator (Todd Young) who started this nonsense stating exactly that. What the ever loving fuck do these people think they are.. I sure hope this travesty gets shot down but I'm not holding out any hope... bastards.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (9B/d8)

229 But what's the difference between a po-boy and a "sub" sandwich?

--

Geography is probably the biggest driver, but I'd imagine that matters less and less over the last twenty five years. Heck, there are probably more yankees in New Orleans than Southerners these days.

Nowadays it's probably if the bread crust is soft or cruncy.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (EOEiY)

230 Yes, that's the headline at the UK Telegraph:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (O4Dg1)

231 Taking questions now....

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (cF8AT)

232 The difference between po-poys and subs is just regional nomenclature.

Except, I have never seen a hogshead cheese or pigs ear sub.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (1ISKN)

233 216
Teter vs Veritas - Directed Verdict is a Big Deal - it's when a Judge
says to everyone, "Nope, the Jury does NOT get to rule on this, because
the case is total bullshit."



The reason for the ruling is a reality of American Libel Law, and
why Libel suits are so hard to win in this country. The Plaintiff has
to present Clear and Convincing Evidence of Actual Malice towards the
target, or else the case is thrown out. And that's hard to do.



Now in the Oberlin/Gibson's trial, Gibson's attorneys are doing a
very good job of presenting Clear and Convincing Evidence of Actual
Malice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

That all came from Sullivan v NYT and I think SCOTUS has backed off on that some recently.

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (mpXpK)

234 So has anyone bothered to ask the Dems what they are looking for with the subpoenas? Collusion that Mueller didn't find? If it's financial crimes, what financial crimes?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (jp0Bv)

235 He knows they are going to impeach him. No doubt now.

He is pissed.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (vEIlU)

He might actually be happy.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (Y+V3r)

236 Mays probably resigning so she doesn't have to face trump

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

237 Halle trains for John Wick movie


Now that's fap worthy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (fuK7c)

238 The Dems know they need to point to SOMETHING they've done in this term, other than a Trump snipe hunt. Trump just took that away from them.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (wW03z)

239 Maybe it was the places I ordered each from, but
po-boys seems to be more stuffed with goodies (to the point the innards
tend to fall out while eating), but subs stay together.


Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019

*
*
. . .
Good point. A roast beef po-boy with gravy needs to be eaten over a table with lots of paper napkins all around.

If you ask for a "sub" around here, they peer at you as if you just spoke Sanskrit. "What, the fleet's in?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (ClOmq)

240

He says he told them

When they get everything done...

we can do infrastructure
get drug prices down

etc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (vEIlU)

241 Q: "Do you see congress as a co-equal branch of gov't. and do you respect their oversight?"

A: LOLGFY.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (cF8AT)

242 Po Boys are just the southern version of a sub. Southerners don't have subs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)

243 But what's the difference between a po-boy and a "sub" sandwich?
---
Maybe it was the places I ordered each from, but po-boys seems to be more stuffed with goodies (to the point the innards tend to fall out while eating), but subs stay together.
Posted by: Methos


Subs use sliced cold cuts. Po boys use chunks of meat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (VtwaX)

244

He dropped them because they had a meeting just before the infrastructure one to "talk about the 'I' word"

so he said screw you

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (vEIlU)

245 Britain actually is becoming more like Siberia. Why just the other day there were milkshakes falling from the sky.

Brrrr!! Pack a sweater and some mittens.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (m45I2)

246 The press are scum

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Y+V3r)

247 kids shouldn't smoke, they should vape ... or at least, that is the healthy choice for nicotine, right? Will Mitch make it legal to buy the vape products, to get the kids started "right"?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Cus5s)

248 Took 2 questions and then said 'thank you' and left.

Very unlike him!

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (cF8AT)

249
He says he told them

When they get everything done...

we can do infrastructure
get drug prices down


Looks like he skipped the double dog dare and went right for the throat

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

250 >>I hope he took the full ride...

Your hopes would be dashed.

Ironically "Hope" is the name of the college he picked.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (O7MnT)

251 that was anti Climatic

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (BqBId)

252 I know what he's doing - setting the dems up to look (even more) unhinged and unreasonable so he can hammer them with this during the election cycle. See - they only wanted to investigate me - they did nothing about infrastructure, etc. They weren't there to help you.

But FFS - just declassify already. Let's get this party started. Anyone who has been paying attention knows what was done. Time for justice.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (/5WQL)

253 He dropped them because they had a meeting just before the infrastructure one to "talk about the 'I' word"

so he said screw you
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (vEIlU)

Yup

WAR

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (Y+V3r)

254
He's done

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (vEIlU)

255 Oh I know. No cat food for Rocky.

Can't say I don't feel for him though. I'm just not going to give him the chance to burn me again.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (rw1l7)

256 Smart move.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (/tuJf)

257 nevergiveup they are globalists with plans.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (r/xAU)

258 I like that the (D)s have already forgotten that impeachment doesn't mean sh*t thanks to the husband of their 2016 candidate.

And Trump is much, MUCH more of an alpha than that midnight creeper ever was. He'll wear it like a badge of honor.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (EOEiY)

259

He wanted people to know what just occurred.

Probably before the rats spun it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (vEIlU)

260
I trapped one in the basement, which was entering via the pet door and eating the cat's food.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (CDGwz)


We had that happen in our sun room. The only answer was to remove the pet door, unfortunately.

Prior to our discovering the breach, our two cats would stand outside our garage door and stare at me balefully when I left for work each morning.

"Hey, you, stupid! That mess you're finding in the sun room every day? That's not us!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (pNxlR)

261 Farage's party was polling at 37% last I saw but is there enough to get him a coalition? The Tories are a fucking mess and only at 7% in the poll I saw. UKIP should be an obvious pairing with the Brexit party but they're polling even lower than the Tories because Farage's party has basically stolen their entire base.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)

262 Smart move.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (/tuJf)

Yup

Enough is ENOUGH

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (Y+V3r)

263 Mays probably resigning so she doesn't have to face trump
Posted by: It's me donna
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Or even chance being groped by Joe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (CDGwz)

264 The woman is Candace Owen.

Posted by: William Taylor at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (nkt0p)

265 Ian McShane is most famous for his long running UK tv series, Lovejoy. Pretty good, I thought.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

266 If I were a believer, I'd say, may God damn Hillary Clinton. May God damn her family.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (dFBmn)

267 There's a funny gif of a raccoon stealing cat food. Grabs a handful and then runs away on 2 legs like a bandit.

Cracks me up every time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (1ISKN)

268 I think of subs/hoagies/grinders as cold cuts and cheese and salad ingredients.

I think of Po Boys as more just stuff (fried oysters etc.) with a remoulade sauce on a roll.

I may be mistaken, but that's the distinction I see.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (fuK7c)

269 In Texas, the age of consent is 17. And the courts would never let anything get in the way of a teen having an abortion. And you'll be tried as an adult for any serious criminal misadventure. And you can enlist in the armed forces at 18, enter binding contracts by then if not sooner. Vote. Strip, make porn. Etc. etc. This is British nanny-state level of dumbness.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (ppBhU)

270 The woman is Candace Owen and the guy is Ian McShane.

Posted by: William Taylor at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (nkt0p)

271 Give us your money

We're taking your money at the point of a gun

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (F+MsV)

272 229
But what's the difference between a po-boy and a "sub" sandwich?



--


Geography is probably the biggest driver, but I'd imagine that
matters less and less over the last twenty five years. Heck, there are
probably more yankees in New Orleans than Southerners these days.



Nowadays it's probably if the bread crust is soft or cruncy.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019

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True enough. You don't hear the classic regional "Yat" dialect much any more. "Yat," by the way, is a contraction of "Where y'at," once the standard white working-class inquiry as to how you are, rather than your location. Its speakers sounded like Brooklyn cab drivers from '40s movies. (I grew up with it as a sort of second language.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (ClOmq)

273 Fighting, fucking and fixin flat tires is a way of life in the South.

Posted by: J Biden Sniffy gives me a stiffy... at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (0LXU2)

274 illinek, heck no, they should not smoke cigs and go right to pot, a much healthier choice.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (r/xAU)

275 He knows they are going to impeach him. No doubt now.

He is pissed.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Then there's nothing to lose.
Start arresting Lerner, Holder, Comey, Brennan, Clinton, Ferret, Onama.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (VtwaX)

276 @RealSaavedra

Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) says she has gone to middle schools to tell little girls that Republicans are trying to take their abortion rights away



https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1130986132668162048

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (W+vEI)

277 Mays probably resigning so she doesn't have to face trump
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)



Maybe she's leaving government to spend more time with her reindeer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (4knXT)

278 Prayers for Calm Mentor, wherever he is. I miss him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Seconded. Given his last known situation I have to assume he's not in a position to check in. What a shitty way for life to turn.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (AM1GF)
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Yes, prayers for Calm Mentor.
I inquired about him the other day and it seems no one knows what happened to him.
I sure hope he's okay.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (RBOtF)

279 Nan won't even bring up the new trade deal between us, mexico and Canada for a vote... Trump can't have a win

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (O2RFr)

280
242 Po Boys are just the southern version of a sub. Southerners don't have subs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)


Thanks! Thanks a lot!

Posted by: CSS Hunley at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (pNxlR)

281 Sounds like the president has had about enough of this bullshit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (gC2IV)

282 I think Mittens is a cosponsor of this as well. Always fighting the good fight, that guy...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (9dQxE)

283 Halle Berry. Don't be fooled by a little studio PR.
https://twitter.com/halleberry/status/964168447532945410

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (8ZmvG)

284 So Trump keeps rolling along deregulating, enforcing immigration law, installing conservative judges, improving the economy and prmoting wage growth whihle the democrats continue to waste time on trying to find anything to keep "bombshell" headlines on Drudge. The bottom line here is we have all stop believing the bullshit and ignoring these asshats.
I'm beginning to think Trump knows what he is doing.....

Posted by: sharon at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (QzF6i)

285 Mays probably resigning so she doesn't have to face trump
Posted by: It's me donna


What, she's afraid she might lose to him in the next election?

That would be a hoot. "Good news, we have a better Brexit and trade deal! Though I somehow became Prime Minister. Still wondering about that part..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (AM1GF)

286 Good point with the coldcuts vs. chunks of meat that was prepared in a way that could be eaten alone as a meal.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (EOEiY)

287 268
I think of subs/hoagies/grinders as cold cuts and cheese and salad ingredients.



I think of Po Boys as more just stuff (fried oysters etc.) with a remoulade sauce on a roll.



I may be mistaken, but that's the distinction I see.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019

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Not usually on a roll but on French bread, but I think you're right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (ClOmq)

288 272>> Wolfus, I am in "Da Parish" right now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (1ISKN)

289 Everyone hated Theresa May, even her own party. Only surprise is why it took her this long to resign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)

290 I think of subs/hoagies/grinders as cold cuts and cheese and salad ingredients.

I think of Po Boys as more just stuff (fried oysters etc.) with a remoulade sauce on a roll.

I may be mistaken, but that's the distinction I see.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (fuK7c)


for one

also, different spice/flavors

typically subs are Italian spiced.
Poor boys, southern/cajun etc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (vEIlU)

291 Sex hormone "treatment and gender surgery for an 8 year old?

Absolutely. An 8 year old can decide what to do with their body and life.


Smoking at 18?

Hell, no!!! 18 year olds aren't responsible enough to know what to do with their body and life.


If I were a lawyer, I'd be licking my chops at all the lawsuits coming up in a few years - parents and doctors on the hook.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (9X624)

292 Supposedly this whole thing has to do with an "epidemic" of vapers. It isn't even about tobacco. How long ago was it that vaping was supposed to be helping people quit smoking tobacco and was a "reduced risk"product?

At this point I doubt anyone who speaks out on the subject as they all have an agenda. Some will tell you cigars, cigs, chew, vape all have the same risk, that is is dangerous to even compare them to each other. They have no science backing them, but they do have their principles. It is odd that no one calls out the patch, nicotine gum and other products made by big pharma.

Sure smoking is bad, you should not do it. Then again, when was the last time someone got killed by a smoke driver? Hell, it was not that long ago that the smoking age was 16. Were we really so backward back then? I guess we were, we even didn't card people buying beer if they had gray hair. It was a simpler time.

For whatever reason, the R's have decided that using government is just fine as long as they wield the power The government is getting way too happy with messing with business, picking winners and losers. It is not the best occurrences if you are a movement conservative. And it seems Big Tobacco is in on it too. The big tobacco companies have benefited greatly from government interference to date. I don't know if they support Mitch on this move because they see a real gain in it or if they are just trying to stay on the good side of the guys that decide the future of their business.

Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (n13/j)

293 >>273 Fighting, fucking and fixin flat tires is a way of life in the South. Posted by: J Biden Sniffy gives me a stiffy... at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (0LXU2)

Some boys will be able to "test out" of the core classes in the de-sissification program.

Others will need...tutors.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (Bdeb0)

294 Everyone hated Theresa May, even her own party. Only surprise is why it took her this long to resign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)

Well yeah but she still survived a few non confidence votes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (Y+V3r)

295 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S39.840

Fracture of the corpus cavernosum penis, ruptured corpus spongiosum, jinxed johnson.

And you would mind it very much, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (m45I2)


A fractured penis? How does that even happen?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (b7IdW)

296 Po-boy bread has to be eaten the day it's baked. The next day, it's hard as a rock and is only good for croutons or bread pudding.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (1ISKN)

297 McShane was also Judas in 1977's Jesus of Nazareth miniseries; portrayed Disraeli in a UK miniseries that I've never seen; was in 13 episodes of Dallas as a half-season special character I assume; and the last four episodes of the War and Remembrance miniseries. I'd like to watch the Lovejoy series too that I missed on its PBS run in the '80s.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (Dh1wo)

298 Oh, you must know Rocky Raccoon!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)

That's Rocky Raccoo...ooon.

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (ykq7q)

299 I know a guy, he was in extremely poor condition, and the doctors (Stanford) had no idea what was ailing him.
They put him on some kind of super anti-bacterial drugs.
So, now, he is better. I called him to see if he wanted a visit, maybe go out to lunch. He told me to stay away because if I visit him I could get c-diff.
What is c-diff?
OMG, I wish I never knew what it is.
Explosive diarrhea, contagious, lives on surfaces for 30 hours.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (w7KSn)

300 247 kids shouldn't smoke, they should vape ... or at least, that is the healthy choice for nicotine, right? Will Mitch make it legal to buy the vape products, to get the kids started "right"?
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Cus5s)


Not if we have any say about it. And we do.

Posted by: Big Pharma at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (xjiRE)

301

So proud of my President.

He knows he can do so much for the country and is being stifled and blocked at every turn.

He has to work 10 times as hard to do common sense changes and reversals for the people.

What scum the democrats are. Absolute nasty npcs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (vEIlU)

302 288
272>> Wolfus, I am in "Da Parish" right now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019

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Fenelon should put us both on the prayer list.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (ClOmq)

303 Maybe I'm the last person who has seen The Last of Sheila, but McShane and everyone else is very good in it.

First saw him in Gypsy Girl. Off my lawn, git.

Posted by: Texican ette at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (gou4q)

304 276 @RealSaavedra

Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) says she has gone to middle schools to tell little girls that Republicans are trying to take their abortion rights away



https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1130986132668162048
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (W+vEI)

Was it nap time for the kindergarteners? No better photo op than a bunch of crying five year olds.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (jp0Bv)

305 166 Sara A. Carter @SaraCarterDC
1m
Hmmm Wonder what @realDonaldTrump is going to say
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (BqBId)

I have declared the democratic party illegal. The helicopter rides begin in five minutes

Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

306 Vaping isn't covered under tobacco taxes.

Any further questions?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (AM1GF)

307 I think of subs/hoagies/grinders as cold cuts and cheese and salad ingredients.



I think of Po Boys as more just stuff (fried oysters etc.) with a remoulade sauce on a roll.



I may be mistaken, but that's the distinction I see.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019
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Not usually on a roll but on French bread, but I think you're right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (ClOmq)



A good po'boy beats a good hoagie any day of the week.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (9X624)

308 A fractured penis? How does that even happen?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (b7IdW)


Car doors. Duh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (4knXT)

309 Rocky Rococo? Little bastard still has my pickle.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)

310 #297 I should have kept scrolling up. I forgot the Kings Biblical series that he was in too. Good actor.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (Dh1wo)

311 navy, spouse had c diff, it almost killed him not only diarrhea but high fevers as the bacteria takes over.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (r/xAU)

312 54 -- Hadrian -- I am so sorry to read about Ulla. I've sat in the vet's office myself more times than I can remember, listening to the vet tell me either it's just a matter of time or gotta do it now. I hope Ulla's condition improves.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (tbEeC)

313 @ChadPergram 1 minute ago

Rare that anything has ever spilled off the tracks as badly as this in a matter of moments in Washigton. This puts into question any effort to get a spending deal, lift debt limit & infrastructure. McConnell thought they may have a spending deal just yesterday afternoon

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)

314 Ace up already

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (mpXpK)

315 I don't really care about 21 to buy smokes as a policy thing itself. 18, 21 who gives a fuck?

But I do care that out of about 279,289 things the Senate could do, they chose THIS as one of those things. And all the time spent on this will be time not spent on shit like confirming Trump appointees and judges.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (FiUMj)

316 The only real poboy of the 3 is the bottom one, on French bread; needs moar gravy on the roast beef though.

Legend has it that the original po'boy was made with the leftover bits of roast beef and gravy (called 'debris' now) dumped onto French bread. And these sandwiches were indeed cheap to make and sell; thus the name.

Nowadays, you can even get 'debris fries'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4rgH)

317 296
Po-boy bread has to be eaten the day it's baked. The next day, it's
hard as a rock and is only good for croutons or bread pudding.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019

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You can toast it or dunk it in soup. But yes, in a day or three it becomes building material.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)

318 Remember when Nancy's daughter said after the election that Nancy was so skilled she could cut your head off and you wouldn't know it until you saw the blood?

Trump is less subtle. He just hit her in the face with a a shovel.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (/tuJf)

319
... and we're back!

Gee, Maisie, good of you to bring up a subject with middle schoolers that is well outside your purview, much less your right, to do so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (pNxlR)

320 only the strongest most malicious bacteria survives rounds of anti biotics

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)

321 Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) says she has gone to middle schools to tell little girls that Republicans are trying to take their abortion rights away

At story time do they read Two Mommies Have No Heather?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (4knXT)

322
Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) says she has gone to middle schools to tell little girls that Republicans are trying to take their abortion rights away

--

I despise this nonsense. Some of these kids aren't completely convinced about Santa Claus yet, and the (D)s want to tell them that someone will kill their babies.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (EOEiY)

323 @markknoller 53 seconds ago

"They want to make this a big deal, whether or not they carry the big "I" word out." @POTUS says he sees a danger: "If someday a Democrat becomes president and you have a Republican House, they can impeach him for any reason, or her. Any reason. We can't allow that to happen."

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

324 270 The woman is Candace Owen and the guy is Ian McShane.
Posted by: William Taylor at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (nkt0p)


Half credit.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (b7IdW)

325 What are you guys talking about? A Po Boy has barbecue sauce, kielbasa, fries and cole slaw on it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)

326 278 Prayers for Calm Mentor, wherever he is. I miss him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Seconded. Given his last known situation I have to assume he's not in a position to check in. What a shitty way for life to turn.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (AM1GF)
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Yes, prayers for Calm Mentor.
I inquired about him the other day and it seems no one knows what happened to him.
I sure hope he's okay.

-----------------

I just sent him an email... I'll report back if I hear anything.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (9dQxE)

327 Phooey on the shrimp and the beef. Just give me the rolls and a stick of butter.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 12:00 PM (tbEeC)

328
A good po'boy beats a good hoagie any day of the week.





Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019

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How exactly did Hoagy Carmichael get that name, I wonder? He didn't look like he ate them all the time, he was as thin as a marathoner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 12:00 PM (ClOmq)

329 Prayers up for all. Update on Mrs. olddog: She underwent 5 hour surgery 5/16 to remove a fistula and repair a leak that occurred after her Whipple surgery. They reattached her sm intestine to stomach. She's in a lot of pain but making progress. She may be released from hospital next week if she can hold down food. Then I guess she'll start chemo soon thereafter.

Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 22, 2019 12:00 PM (Lzhgo)

330 Anyone ever notice how much Gavin "Microphone Fellator" Newsome and Mittens Romney resemble each other?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 22, 2019 12:01 PM (O7MnT)

331 A fractured penis? How does that even happen?

*******


Overly rambunctious sexual hijinks.


Or occasionally an awkward fall on the ski slopes.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 12:01 PM (m45I2)

332
kids shouldn't smoke, they should vape ... or at least, that is the
healthy choice for nicotine, right? Will Mitch make it legal to buy the
vape products, to get the kids started "right"?


Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Cus5s)

absolutely not. They are raising the age because of vape, they are raising the vape age to 21 in particular.

Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 12:01 PM (n13/j)

333
313 @ChadPergram 1 minute ago

Rare that anything has ever spilled off the tracks as badly as this in a matter of moments in Washigton. This puts into question any effort to get a spending deal, lift debt limit & infrastructure. McConnell thought they may have a spending deal just yesterday afternoon
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)


And hasn't that been the problem, right there?

The phrase "LOL - get fucked" ought to have been dropped innumerable times, and early, in past years.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 12:01 PM (pNxlR)

334 It is odd that no one calls out the patch, nicotine gum and other products made by big pharma.

Answer Part 1: sales have dropped significantly with the popularity of vaping.


Vaping isn't covered under tobacco taxes.


Answer Part 2: just like no gas taxes with electric cars.

Answer Part 3: AFIAK, there are no vaping lobbyists.

Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (OMsf+)

335 oldog, prayers for speedy healing

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (r/xAU)

336 Hadrian, is Ulla a dog or a cat? I hope the best for her in either case, but I'd like to picture her. (The name sounds like a Swedish woman's name.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (ClOmq)

337 McConnell thought they may have a spending deal just yesterday afternoon
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)

Eh, would just be spending trillions we don't have anyway.

Exploding deficits are the new normal.

Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (MAstk)

338 Shorter Trump:

I gave Democrats the opportunity to pass some legislation, but they have to prioritize it over impeachment, which is unpopular.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (9cans)

339 Legend has it that the original po'boy was made with the leftover bits of roast beef and gravy (called 'debris' now) dumped onto French bread. And these sandwiches were indeed cheap to make and sell; thus the name.

Nowadays, you can even get 'debris fries'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4rgH)

--

I hate how foody food has become.

It wasn't too long ago you could buy tamales out of a cooler off the back of an old beat up pickup truck that would drive around to work sites. Delicious and cheap as crap, too. Like a quarter each or five for $1 or the like.

And now everything is "food truck" this or "artisianal" or some such crap, and the exact same food that was a quarter now costs $2.50.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (EOEiY)

340 Can't find video of Trump's comments. Usually c-span covers it but they don't have it right now.

Posted by: WisRich at May 22, 2019 12:04 PM (G0vdT)

341
And now everything is "food truck" this or
"artisianal" or some such crap, and the exact same food that was a
quarter now costs $2.50.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019

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When you get to the point that a restaurant charges you $7.00 for a bottle of S. Pellegrino sparkling water -- the same bottle you can buy at the grocery for $1.75 -- you know we've dived into the deep end.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)

342
Also John Wick 3
Posted by: OregonMuse

Game of Thrones - Brother Ray
John Wick I, II, III - Winston
Pirates of the Caribbean, On Stranger Tides - Blackbeard
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (VtwaX)






Sexy Beast

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2019 12:04 PM (veoSD)

343 Nood

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 12:05 PM (EOEiY)

344
Enough is ENOUGH

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (Y+V3r)


It is beyond just impeahment now. Kerry is conducting foreign policy for dems with Iran and I think they are trying to to get us in a shooting war inhope of tanking the economy and giving FakeNews somthing to cover instead of Spygate.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 12:05 PM (TAmPV)

345 A fractured penis? How does that even happen?
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Next up: Crushed testicles, a thing to be avoided.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 12:05 PM (xSo9G)

346
It is odd that no one calls out the patch, nicotine gum and other products made by big pharma.

Answer Part 1: sales have dropped significantly with the popularity of vaping.


Vaping isn't covered under tobacco taxes.



Answer Part 2: just like no gas taxes with electric cars.

Answer Part 3: AFIAK, there are no vaping lobbyists.




Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (OMsf+)

yeah well they can decide vape is tobacco and somehow nicotine gum/the patch are not tobacco because well, they are the deciders. And of course this has to do with taxes. But they get people behind it by calling it an "epidemic". I personally think 18 year olds who never smoked choosing to vape is pretty dumb but hell. I don't like their music, hairdos, politics, tatoos, etc.

Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 12:06 PM (n13/j)

347 also as Black Magic in Sexy Beast

Posted by: bueau of land grab and mismanagement at May 22, 2019 12:06 PM (/KMiM)

348 When I was in college, I pondered, if I stood astride the Illinois-Wisconsin state line, with a beer in my Wisconsin side hand (drinking age: 1, is my Illinois side violating the law (drinking age: 21).

I remember casting my first vote at 20, thinking of how stupid everybody was (including myself) in the 18-20 age group who were now deciding things.

Arrrrrrrrbitrary

AGE APPROPRIATE
16 - Drink, smoke, marry with parents' permission
18 - Can join military, drink, smoke, and marry freely.
Also, military can vote, and drive on duty.
21 - Allowed to drive, after driver's ed
26 - Allowed to vote, after passing citizenship test

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 22, 2019 12:06 PM (GWDdA)

349 A fractured penis? How does that even happen?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (b7IdW)



Enthusiastic Reverse Cowgirl seems to be a common cause.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 12:08 PM (9X624)

350 I highly recommend Sargon of Akkad's (Carl Benjamin's) videos of debating Leftists and anarchists in England as he runs for MP from the UKIP party. The guy is tireless, witty and actually heroic.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 22, 2019 12:08 PM (H8QX8)

351 In Texas, the age of consent is 17. And the courts would never let anything get in the way of a teen having an abortion. And you'll be tried as an adult for any serious criminal misadventure. And you can enlist in the armed forces at 18, enter binding contracts by then if not sooner. Vote. Strip, make porn. Etc. etc. This is British nanny-state level of dumbness.

And just yesterday, a bill setting a 21 year age limit for tobacco passed the second house of the TX legislature. I expect Abbott will sign it "for the children."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 22, 2019 12:08 PM (24G6n)

352 Anyone caught tampering with the collection mechanism of their personal "flatulence flask" greenhouse gas recycling device will stand trial before the federal green board.

Posted by: human at May 22, 2019 12:08 PM (0CeRG)

353 Massachusetts is working on some Bill's to legalize weed in some restaurants and outdoor venues. I guess smoking is only bad when red states do it.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 22, 2019 12:12 PM (D364A)

354 289 Everyone hated Theresa May, even her own party. Only surprise is why it took her this long to resign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM

She had to stay in long enough to ensure Brexit would fail.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2019 12:13 PM (fz/cD)

355 How did autocucumber turn bills into Bill's?

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 22, 2019 12:14 PM (D364A)

356 Everyone hated Theresa May, even her own party. Only surprise is why it took her this long to resign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM

She had to stay in long enough to ensure Brexit would fail.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2019 12:13 PM (fz/cD)



Ah! The Paul Ryan gambit.

We know the reward from His Betters.

What did Her Betters have to offer May?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 12:15 PM (9X624)

357 Having a Philly cheesesteak for lunch.

Delicious

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 22, 2019 12:21 PM (T09ml)

358 New poster here... read fairly often but never post. That PoBoy looks a little anemic. If you are ever in New Orleans, try the shrimp, oyster or roast beef PoBoy at Parkway Bakery. It is worth the trip out of the downtown tourist haunts.

Posted by: madmike at May 22, 2019 12:25 PM (MqUsV)

359 All hail Odin on his day! (He's in the 'Ette's pic o' the day). I think the lady is Mazikeen Smith.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at May 22, 2019 12:25 PM (lXZ2r)

360 Pics are Angela Merkel & Steve Bannon....amirite or is Valu-Rite?

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2019 12:28 PM (5IHGB)

361 What is c-diff?

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Clostridium difficile

Difficile is Latin for "difficult". When they start labeling your disease difficult, that's not a good sign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 12:34 PM (+y/Ru)

362 This to me is an example of how the authoritarian left, once it decrees
something BAD will not let up in it's fanatical pursuit of making sure
nobody, anywhere, nohow, circumvents their authority.

To me it comes down to a simple message: "The Democrats/Progressives are Against LIBERTY!"
Plain and simple message for da-yutz. Force them to look the word up.

Posted by: Paladin at May 22, 2019 12:45 PM (3IOdT)

363 Split Enz - Poor Boy
https://youtu.be/vj-iLqOEd5Y


Posted by: OCBill at May 22, 2019 12:51 PM (df+Zi)

364 "Let the states make their own laws about tobacco usage"


And alcohol.And firearms.And seatbelts.And speed limits.And everything else under the sun that doesn't have a specific Constitutional authorization.

Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 12:52 PM (PpL0X)

365 I agree. Quit drafting them. And raise the voting age to 21.

Posted by: Hotspur at May 22, 2019 01:15 PM (yiiDy)

366 Hey Horde, prayers up for all of you.

Posted by: Moki at May 22, 2019 01:16 PM (mFoNl)

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