Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain

Plucky!

Actually, it's really the second biggest restaurant chain, among actual restaurants -- the #2 restaurant chain is Starbucks, and, you know, I mean, a biscotti and a Nina Simone compilation CD do not a restaurant make.

Wouldn't 7/11 be one of the biggest restaurants if we're counting pastry and coffee?

Anyway, the only legit restaurant ahead of Chick-Fil-A is the mighty McDonald's.

So, here's what Burger King is doing to claw back into relevance.

Over in Europe, leftists are "milkshaking" conservative people, or anyone they disagree with. "Milkshaking" is just throwing a milkshake at an unsuspecting person.

It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault.

It's getting so common that police have asked restaurants not to sell milkshakes during political events:



So anyway, here's Burger King: Playfully endorsing leftist attacks on normal people.



Then they backtracked from their endorsement of political violence by the hard left:



Then what did you mean, assholes?

I got the context of Burger King's tweet -- following the picture of the store window announcing that police had asked them not to sell milkshakes -- from Tim Pool.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:01 PM




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1 2 in a day?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (9dQxE)

2 Good. Let the pickled chicken flow.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (Z+IKu)

3 MMMMMM. Chik Fil A

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (9dQxE)

4 the world is a very stupid place

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)

5 Burger King seems to be run by idiots.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (hI/80)

6 Ace, does fasting ever make you crabby?

because I'm ferking crabby

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (d7Ww2)

7 Milkshakes are too expensive to waste throwing at someone. That's just retarded. Only rich assholes throw milkshakes at people. Normal people throw ketchup that they got as free condiments.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:05 PM (vq6T3)

8 is this thing turned on?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Peach Hate Shakes For The Win!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

10 Is there something in the water? Or have people just gone batshit crazy in the last 10 or 15 years? WTFO?

Posted by: Old Blue at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (VNmG1)

11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)

12 An enterprising gun store should tweet back:

"We're selling 1911As all weekend. Have fun. #justsaying"

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Izzlo)

13 I try to eat at Chick Fil A all the time if I have to eat fast food. Just downloaded the APP.

I support those who support me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (FwN37)

14 If I ate meat, I would BOYCOTT BURGER KING.

Sadly, I am a vegetarian. But I'l boycott them anyway.

Did I mention BOYCOTT BURGER KING?

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (5tb4C)

15 Yay. I want one where I live.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (jYEmF)

16 Some clown on twitter said throwing a milkshake is not violence.

#TASTF

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (OE84+)

17 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)


I used to love McDonald's milkshakes. THey were awesome!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (vq6T3)

18 Burger King also is into fake beef hamburgers. To hell with 'em.

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (9vQJW)

19 Well actually, not where I live, because that's in my house and it would be awfully crowded.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (jYEmF)

20 Hey everyone, I saw the photo of Nadler on the sidebar,...

I think I found Brie Larson's butt.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (LWu6U)

21 "Burger King -- use our food to assault Normals!"

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (5tb4C)

22 I'm boycotting boycotts. Everybody sucks. Man has to eat and drink.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (B+t5k)

23 Wasn't there a song earlier this century where a girl is bragging about her "milkshake"? I thought that was slang for her breasts.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (WwTrs)

24 If the throwing of milkshakes is okay, what happens when it is ratcheted up to urine or drano or sulphuric acid? Someone was given 28 days in jail for egging Corbyn but no arrest for throwing a milkshake on Tommy Robinson.

Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)

25 I'm guessing that Lawless Fat Jerry Nadless has had his share of Peach Hate Shakes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

26 "The McDonald's next to the Farage demo. Someone clearly got wind."

*titters from the back of the classroom*

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)

27 "Burger King: It's for throwing, not eating!"

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (5tb4C)

28 Shake shake shake, shake shake shake

Shake your booty

Posted by: Kacee and the Funshine Band at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (3AmWB)

29 I guess we could throw our milkshakes on Burger King employees to protest their tweet?


No?


That would be unfair. The counter jockeys and even the managers shouldn't bear the brunt of stupid social media execs.


But the execs should. It's too bad they feel they are safely isolated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

30 Burger King Ammunition Depot and Woke Weapons Emporium.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (5tb4C)

31 >>>6 Ace, does fasting ever make you crabby?

because I'm ferking crabby

...

sometimes. I had that more before I'd start burning fat. it's a low blood energy thing.

today i'm just dead tired from interrupted sleep.

Day 12 heading into 13 for me. What about you?

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

32 I sent Burger King an email today. I don't think I've ever even been in one of their crap joints but I didn't mention that when I said I'd never go in one again.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (H8QX8)

33 Meh, just buy your shakes the week before and put them in the deep freeze.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (1g7ch)

34 Do you know what the last group of writers of Game of Thrones consumed when they finished the screenplay?


Peach Hate Shakes!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)

35 Is it an extra hatey hate crime if you throw a jamocha shake at someone?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (Ct55T)

36 Leftists are incapable of having an intelligent conversation or debate with anyone who disagrees with them.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (JgA4k)

37 >>Actually, it's really the second biggest restaurant chain, among actual restaurants -- the #2 restaurant chain is Starbucks, and, you know, I mean, a biscotti and a Nina Simone compilation CD do not a restaurant make.

Given the way you eat it does.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (/tuJf)

38 zombie gal on fire today.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (B+t5k)

39 Are these Assault Shakes? With the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (3AmWB)

40 24 If the throwing of milkshakes is okay, what happens when it is ratcheted up to urine or drano or sulphuric acid? Someone was given 28 days in jail for egging Corbyn but no arrest for throwing a milkshake on Tommy Robinson.
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)


------
They used to throw pigs blood on people.

Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (I5LRE)

41 Serious question - people I trust universally say that some guy tossing a shake on them will be inviting an ass kicking.

I'm seeing some kvetching from, well, more tender hearted lads saying it's more mature and proper to just shrug it off.

I am very much in the former camp. Out of touch or not?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)

42 It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault.

Yeah, that's an assault. These people are ignorant animals, just as the congressmorons who think they should impeach the president because they don't like the results of the '16 election are ignorant animals.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (+lVUW)

43 Waffle fries make my dick hard

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (41cY4)

44 We need to ban milkshakes.

For the chilluns....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)

45 The Burger King next to us closed because it sucked.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (LL1Be)

46 Just be glad no one's thought of hucking those chicken fries at anyone yet.

Those things are freakin' lethal, dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (Ct55T)

47 Do you know why Iran still is threatening the US, even after Obama sent them $1.6 Billion in Cash?



Because he didn't include any Peach Hate Shakes!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

48 23 Wasn't there a song earlier this century where a girl is bragging about her "milkshake"? I thought that was slang for her breasts.
Posted by: Pete in Texas


I think it was Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea -- yes?

"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)

49 Burger King used to us the "chocolate color" logic with their milkshakes -- just enough chocolate to make it look chocolate, but not ever enough to taste.

They (used to - I have not been in years since I do not live in US anymore) do the same with their sodas. They have the syrup turned down so low they only have to refill every 4 years when they clean them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (LWu6U)

50 Day 12 heading into 13 for me. What about you?
Posted by: ace

day 3. and I'm not really hungry, just crabby

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)

51 They used to throw pigs blood on people.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Carrie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (3AmWB)

52 Low carb milkshakes are easy to make. Heavy whipping cream plus three ice cubes, use a hand-blender to whip it up. Plus whatever flavorings you like. Lately I've been big on vanilla. I also got some DaVinci sugar free strawberry syrup so I've been having strawberry shakes (with a couple of chopped up real strawberries added in).

So simple.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

53 And Chick-fil-a runs on only 6 days a week AND has very clean restaurants.

Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (I5LRE)

54 If the throwing of milkshakes is okay, what happens when it is ratcheted up to urine or drano or sulphuric acid? Someone was given 28 days in jail for egging Corbyn but no arrest for throwing a milkshake on Tommy Robinson.
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)

THAT was the differentiation in that dope's tweet.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (OE84+)

55 The worst days as far as hunger and hanger are days 2-5.

Most people say day 3 and day 4.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

56 FWIW... last evening, I had the brownie dough blizzard at the local Dairy Queen. It was pretty damn good.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (AwVzI)

57 we need common sense milkshake reform!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)

58 I'm delighted with Chik Fil A's great success in the face of intimidation and opposition. I like it when the good guys win.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (lwiT4)

59 I am very much in the former camp. Out of touch or not?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)


Do you know absolutely, at that moment, that it's a milkshake? Are you a board-certified forensic milkshakeologist? Or are you just some guy who's just been assaulted with an unidentified liquid? There you go.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)

60 Our Sri Lankan guests had their first Chick-fil-A and peach hate shakes today and loved them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

61 And you think that over a million people would risk their lives, walk hundreds of miles, and nearly die to get to the United States?



Are you aware there are no Chik-Fil-A's in El Salvador?


Coincidence? I think NOT!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

62 39 Are these Assault Shakes? With the thing that goes up?
Posted by: Guy Smiley/i]

They used to call that "the straw." But then they banned straws too (seriously).

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (5tb4C)

63 If I were going to throw foodstuffs at someone I'd probably throw a hot apple pie or a burrito at them. Maybe a cream donut ... though I'd probably eat the cream donut before I threw it ... Or a pizza - being a disc I could probably hit someone with a pizza from 80 yards, but that is definitely a bit pricey.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (vq6T3)

64 Kelis.

Bit of a one hit wonder IIRC.

Soooooooooo damn good looking though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Ct55T)

65 44 We need to ban milkshakes.

For the chilluns....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
_________

Uh, uh, commonsense milkshake, uh, safety measures.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (9vQJW)

66 unitlaic

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (5tb4C)

67 Speaking of business news, some think this tweet supporting abortion on demand reveals a certain lack of self awareness by a certain interweb company about their own business model:

Pornhub ARIA
@Pornhub
Men shouldn't be making decisions about women's bodies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

68 Thanks hogmartin - just needed a status check.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (IfYaq)

69 Universal background checks before you can buy that milkshake, bub.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (3AmWB)

70 There's a Trump rally in Montoursville, PA if anyone cares.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)

71 I think it was Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea -- yes?

"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)

Nope.

And don't care who it was.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (OE84+)

72 LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Ct55T)

73 Only rich assholes throw milkshakes at people. Normal people throw ketchup that they got as free condiments.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Yeah, but tearing all those little packets to get enough to throw would be a pain in the butt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (+lVUW)

74 Is it a Hate Crime with Extra Hate if you throw a milkshake at a lactose-intolerant person?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (3AmWB)

75 I'm delighted with Chik Fil A's great success in the face of intimidation and opposition. I like it when the good guys win.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (lwiT4)


Me too grammie.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (jYEmF)

76 41 Serious question - people I trust universally say that some guy tossing a shake on them will be inviting an ass kicking.

I'm seeing some kvetching from, well, more tender hearted lads saying it's more mature and proper to just shrug it off.

I am very much in the former camp. Out of touch or not?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)

I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism than the "That's not who we are" camp.

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

77 We do give our president some awesome toys.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (/tuJf)

78 *waves*

Hi there, Eris!

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

79 Over in Europe, leftists are "milkshaking" conservative people, or
anyone they disagree with. "Milkshaking" is just throwing a milkshake at
an unsuspecting person.

It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault.

It's getting so common that police have asked restaurants not to sell milkshakes during political events:



Maturity: how does it fucking work?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (HaL55)

80 I love how Burger King implicitly endorses the freedom to buy and hurl milkshakes at speakers but has nothing to say about the free speech of the milk-shake target.

What the childish ingrates who run these companies don't understand is that they are profoundly morally obligated to our nation and our values which have enabled them to exist and prosper. They are taking the side of wanna-be totalitarians who would not be so accommodating to their capitalist needs.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (H8QX8)

81 Ok, so I missed the open thread below by a minute to post this.

The SC today ruled that the 1868 treaty the US signed with the Crow nation in Wyoming allows them to take unlimited game in the area and the ability to hunt off the reservation in taking this unlimited game.

The case before them was of a member of the Crow tribe in Wyoming, and former game warden for the tribe, who followed a group of bull elk off of the reservation and killed multiples of them. When arrested and charged by the state of Wyoming, he cited this treaty. He lost in the state court, but then prevailed today at the SC where Gorsuch joined the usual weasel leftist judges in this ruling.

This means that the 11 or 12 other tribes involved in this treaty may also now start unlimited taking of game off reservation land, with no limits, no season, no rules , no regs. As opposed to the taxpaying non tribal residents who will not only be regulated, but will probably end up even more restricted in order to compensate for the new found anything goes for Indian tribes as far as hunting is concerned.

SCI had filed a friend of the court brief in the case and in a statement I don't understand, says that the ruling also allows Wyoming to continue to demonstrate a need to regulate game hunting to conserve game. To who, I don't know.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hdg/u)

82 Anyway, the only legit restaurant ahead of Chick-Fil-A is the mighty McDonald's.

Just what I commented the other day! (Ace must be reading my comments. No charge. )

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (jTv1/)

83 But CFA's so triggering. So hurtful for marginalized people.

I can't even.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5+4v7)

84 Uh, uh, Nurse Ratched, uh. I didn't mean to go all Fareed Zakaria on you. Or Doris Kearns Goodwin. Or Molly Ivins.

That wouldn't be in alignment with my values.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (9vQJW)

85 Burger Clown is now just a shelf for sub-par fast food with a side of political commentary. Brilliant.
Second look at Jack In The Box?

Posted by: Jack-In-The-Box at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (CsvE8)

86 52 Low carb milkshakes are easy to make. Heavy whipping cream plus three ice cubes, use a hand-blender to whip it up. Plus whatever flavorings you like. Lately I've been big on vanilla. I also got some DaVinci sugar free strawberry syrup so I've been having strawberry shakes (with a couple of chopped up real strawberries added in).

So simple.

Posted by: ace


Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5tb4C)

87 LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Ct55T)


I will not suffer those who lack toes. Fucking gimps.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (jYEmF)

88 If I get a milkshake thrown on me there is going to be an ambulance call for the SOB that I beat the hell out of. My favorite flavor of milkshake is CURBSTOMP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

89 I can't even.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5+4v7)


*fidgets*

So... not gonna eat that, then? No?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (t+qrx)

90 It's all fun in games until a milkshake takes someone's eye out...

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (AjVAj)

91 BK 's social media person is full of fail.

To be fair I think only Wendy's has a clever Twitterer.

Chik Fil A just concentrates on serving yummy chicken, politely.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (dm05u)

92 I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism than the "That's not who we are" camp.
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

Guess you won't be getting any of that sweet campaign cash.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (OE84+)

93 >>>
Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.

yeah that could work too. I specifically got a sugar free "fudge" flavored protein powder to make chocolate milkshakes with. I didn't even need the protein powder, I just wanted the powder for flavor.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

94 Hi Hogmartin!

*waves back*

I'm definitely in the "shoving a lava-filled hot apple pie in the face of milkshake tosser" camp.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)

95 If they would just tase the living fvck out of the milkshake throwers that would probably stop pretty quickly.

The fact is that this idea that people cannot be held liable for their actions and justifiably punished in real time has really taken a toll on society. All these twerps who were never spanked are running amok among decent people.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (vq6T3)

96 You can throw anything at anybody. Does that mean we have to ban all the things now? We're going to straight up ban the entire category of "objects"? Or maybe just fasten everything to the ground with a series of tech screws and lag bolts?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (Ct55T)

97 Pornhub ARIA
@Pornhub
Men shouldn't be making decisions about women's bodies
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

You know, I'm so tired of hearing this stupid canard. Men aren't making decisions about women's bodies. They are making decisions about their children. They are deciding between killing a child or insisting the child be nurtured to completion of birth.

And yes, that's rich coming from Porn Hub.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (hdg/u)

98 10 Is there something in the water? Or have people just gone batshit crazy in the last 10 or 15 years? WTFO?
Posted by: Old Blue


I do think that people on the left got worse after Obama was elected. Hannity had something with the messiah stuff. They think of Obama as the messiah, and they, his followers, are doing the messiah's work.
Sanctimonious and self-righteous only scratches the surface of their lunacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (+lVUW)

99 I looked up the ingredients for beyond meat, it was surprising actually.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (41cY4)

100 Trump rally in PA

https://tinyurl.com/yyxq54u7

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (RBOtF)

101 Oh, this is one of those tarmac rallies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (3AmWB)

102 btw, even tho I bought that protein powder, I forgot to use it.

See, during fasts, I buy things off Amazon to eat later and sometimes I just forget what the hell I bought. I get a little crazy buying spices and weird shit for recipes I never make.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

103 92 I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism...
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)


Pretty small camp. But I'm with you.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (H8QX8)

104 11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY
Posted by: nurse ratched


You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)

105 I stopped going to BK long before they got #woke. Their Whoppers have degraded so badly they're basically a bigger White Castle ratburger with a few more condiments.

Mickey D's and Wendy's have nothing to brag about either.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (0Ntuf)

106 Oh, FFS, i had actually forgotten about the "Unhappy Meal" fiasco....

Sweet Buddha in a wheelchair, why can't these dicks just shut up and microwave their damn burgers in peace?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (Ct55T)

107 Sanctimonious and self-righteous only scratches the surface of their lunacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (+lVUW)


Which is chilling. That's the kind of thinking that leads to mass killings.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (jYEmF)

108 Some see a Peach, some see Hate.


What do those people see with a Zucchini?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

109 71 I think it was Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea -- yes?

"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)

Nope.

And don't care who it was.
Posted by: golfman


Apparently it's someone named "Kelis." Never heard of her.

Mid-sized boobs, but unrestrained raunchiness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (5tb4C)

110 "No milkshakes? OK, we'll throw bricks!!"

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (W+vEI)

111 You can throw anything at anybody. Does that mean we have to ban all the things now? We're going to straight up ban the entire category of "objects"? Or maybe just fasten everything to the ground with a series of tech screws and lag bolts?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (Ct55T)


Just cut everyone's arms off. Easy-peasy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (vq6T3)

112 low carb gyro recipe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8vaJaFCFYA

another recipe i saw suggested mixing in five strips of cooked bacon to increase fat content.

Yeah I'm gonna eat the fuck out of some gyros when I'm done with this fast.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

113 It's not like men having anything to do with women getting pregnant....

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (AjVAj)

114 I get 2 of the plain double stack burgers from Wendy's and throw away the bun.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (dm05u)

115 Sweet Buddha in a wheelchair, why can't these dicks just shut up and microwave their damn burgers in peace?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (Ct55T)

Wha???

Posted by: ESPN at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (OE84+)

116

Are they allowed to call it a "milkshake" if it has no actual milk in it? I thought a lot of places just call them "shakes" for that very reason?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (aKsyK)

117 Do you know what the last group of writers of Game of Thrones consumed when they finished the screenplay?





Peach Hate Shakes!



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)


If a Chick-fil-a wrapped could be spotted in a background, all hell would break loose. Anyone good with photoshop?

Posted by: mugiwara at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (kVT3g)

118 104 11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY
Posted by: nurse ratched

You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)


You mean a diner, circa 1967?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

119 92 I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism...

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

===
Me too brother. All out war, no quarter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (pw+jk)

120 Since Booger King finds it funny for someone to throw a shake at me, surely they'll just die laughing when I throw a brick through their window.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (hjaPQ)

121 104 11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY

Posted by: nurse ratched

You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)

The "shakes" you get at a fast food joint are basically a thinner version of the "frozen custard" squeezed out at a Dairy Queen.

A real milkshake at a diner uses a Hamilton Beach stainless steel cup under the mixer. For some reason that steel cup makes a difference and the taste is worth the wait.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (0Ntuf)

122 We have an annual or so report in local media about local restaurants that do poorly on health inspections. Many feel this is unfair because many of the violations are minor in nature. In response, the local paper ran a story about restaurants that had perfect scores. They were 7/11 on the highway, 29 Road Stop and Go . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

123 Which is chilling. That's the kind of thinking that leads to mass killings.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (jYEmF)

The Left is always just one turn of the dial away from that.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (H8QX8)

124 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (aKsyK)

Media doing what they do.

Accuracy. Schmaccuracy

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (OE84+)

125 So, why does the Left still get away with the "WE HATE CORPORATIONS!!!" charade when it's obvious that they're all in their back pocket now?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (pgXNG)

126 Old and busted: glitter bombs
The new hawtness: "lactose against intolerance" milkshakes

I saw the pics of Sargon getting milkshaked. They do get he feeds off this stuff and that it helps his point and makes them look like fools? Right?

And thanks for the easy low carb recipe Ace! Will try.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (hvf9s)

127 Borger King and their King of Bling can go get eviscerated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cxvn3)

128 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

129 There used to be a newsstand/bookstore in Eastown in Grand Rapids called Socrates, sold milkshakes. Like a coffee bar in a bookstore, only it had a big f-off milkshake mixer. All kinds of flavors. Made them right there, the real thing, ice cream, malt, syrups, whipped cream. That morning's newspapers from all around the world, chess tables, books, and milkshakes all day every day.

*gaze drifts to middle distance*

Well anyhow, thanks for letting me share.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (t+qrx)

130 Burger King is the low rung of the totem pole for fast food.

Dirty, nasty stores with dirty, nasty people working there serving dirty, nasty food to dirty, nasty customers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)

131 The "You're not in this category so you can't comment on this category" is so dumb. Extend that out to any other group.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (lwiT4)

132
so they're laughing it off as harmless fun & games "it's just a milkshake, lol"

what happens when it escalates & some malcontent spikes the milkshake with acid or some such?

the victim is expecting some humiliation & dry cleaning expense; and instead is seriously injured

do we have to start extending the molotov cocktail protocol to milkshakes as well?

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (26G1N)

133 Already escalated to throwing bricks, slashing tires. Note that "journalists" are also cheering this on.

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/

1130546517398511617

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (W+vEI)

134 100 Trump rally in PA

https://tinyurl.com/yyxq54u7
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (RBOtF)

101 Oh, this is one of those tarmac rallies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (3AmWB)


Ol' Scranton Joe can only seethe and fap.

There are more people that drove to the Trump rally and decided to go home when they saw the line to get in, than all participants of all Biden rallies combined.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

135 Burger Sling.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (IfYaq)

136 As far as I'm concerned, every blue checkmark on Twitter cheering or laughing at all the milkshake assaults should be drenched head-to-toe in milkshake any time they're out in public until this bullshit stops.

It's the only way.

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (y87jW)

137 Serious question - people I trust universally say that some guy tossing a shake on them will be inviting an ass kicking.

Biggest drawback to a good and proper ass-kicking: your hands may be wet from the milkshake.

But yeah, that deserves a beatdown. And if it happens to a Seasoned Citizen down here, it's an automatic felony. Being 29 has its advantages sometimes. Of course, you'd need to catch the perp first.
Oh, I just thought of something: couldn't you effect a Citizen's Arrest then? I'd sure do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (HaL55)

138 128 ... Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)


Klavan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (zBaqJ)

139 Burger King sucks anyways and always has.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

140 >>>what happens when it escalates & some malcontent spikes the milkshake with acid or some such?

what happens when I play the knockout game with a milkshake thrower? Will police and judges treat my counterattack as no big whoop too?

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

141 Just cut everyone's arms off. Easy-peasy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM


That would have saved me my press pass.

Posted by: James Accosta at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (uTwcY)

142 131 The "You're not in this category so you can't comment on this category" is so dumb. Extend that out to any other group.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (lwiT4)

You can't say anything about gun laws if you don't own a gun.

You can't have any opinion on property taxes if you don't own property.

You can't say anything about school taxes if you don't have kids.

You can't say anything about anything if you're a dipshit braindead NPC.

(OK, i just snuck that last one in there for fun....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (Ct55T)

143 We have an annual or so report in local media about local restaurants that do poorly on health inspections. Many feel this is unfair because many of the violations are minor in nature. In response, the local paper ran a story about restaurants that had perfect scores. They were 7/11 on the highway, 29 Road Stop and Go . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Golflady inspects restaurants. The chains are, by far; the most clean and have the best food handling practices.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (OE84+)

144 Nina Simone compilation CD at Starbucks.
That's so on time.
She hate white people.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (gH2RJ)

145 11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY
Posted by: nurse ratched

One should take a look at the ingredients in a regular McDonalds milkshake. A choc shake not only is 530 Cal. for a small, but contains yummy stuff such as glycerin, mono and diglycerides, corn syrup, caragheenan, guar gum, fruit and vegetable juice for coloring-not joking- and potassium sorbate and salt. And their website warns you it might contain eggs, etc. from the machine if the store also serves Egg Nog shakes

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (hdg/u)

146 141 Just cut everyone's arms off. Easy-peasy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM

That would have saved me my press pass.
Posted by: James Accosta at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (uTwcY)



"Pfft"

- - Michelle Fields

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (zBaqJ)

147 93 >>>
Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.

yeah that could work too. I specifically got a sugar free "fudge" flavored protein powder to make chocolate milkshakes with. I didn't even need the protein powder, I just wanted the powder for flavor.

Posted by: ace


The ones I have are admittedly pretentious organic/hipster/ brands like Navitas and Kuli Kuli, with ingredients like Goji Berries and Wheat Grass and Moringa and so on. Pricey, pretentious -- but pretty good, I must admit.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (5tb4C)

148
Burger King calls it a milkshake on their tweet.
On the official site it's called a shake.
Maybe because the two main ingredients are milk and soy.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (t6XCL)

149 Dang, and I personally prefer BK to McDonald's.

It's more about aesthetics than food: Most McD's have gone to that stupid internet-cafe style for their locations and ruined the previous kitschy individuality, and I hate it. BK joints tend to feel more at-home, the older ones anyway.

Why do you do this to me, burger restaurants??? *shakes fists angrily*

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (2PXwn)

150 Day 12 heading into 13 for me. What about you?

Posted by: ace

Sorry but what the hell are you doing? Fasting as in not eating while still trying to maintain a 5 or 4 out of 7 workout routine? Not smart. I get the 5 day non-carbo slippin' into ketosis shit, weekends are for woopie stuff - done that. But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy. Do a three day or two day routine per week of low calorie then regular intake the rest of the week and cut the work out back to 2 or 3 days of light shit or you are going to have a barbell bounce off your noggin when you gas out on the third set.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

151 A real milkshake at a diner uses a Hamilton Beach stainless steel cup under the mixer. For some reason that steel cup makes a difference and the taste is worth the wait.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (0Ntuf)



That's correct!

kbdabear knows his shakes, and his gifs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

152 My favorite menu item at Chick Fil A is the Frozen Lemonade, especially in the summer months. Reminds a lot of the old Orange Julius recipe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (V2Yro)

153 Chick-fil-a is the bomb. Best fast food around.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

154 Burger King's food is awful. Who would eat that crap?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (dUJdY)

155 Burger King is ass burgers anyway.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

156 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
~~~~~

Holy. Crap.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (NtglE)

157 >>>Sorry but what the hell are you doing? Fasting as in not eating while still trying to maintain a 5 or 4 out of 7 workout routine? Not smart

I'm not working out during it.

I have worked out before during fasts but not this time.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

158 the world is a very stupid place
Posted by: nurse ratched
---------

It's merely populated by stupid people.

Free-roaming large predators used to take care of this problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (xSo9G)

159 I never believed germaphobe Trump would fuck a pornstar.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (AjVAj)

160
How are the hate frozen key-lime drinks?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (X3lUd)

161 Anime fans-

MomoCon in Atlanta this Friday and Saturday will have Shinji Aramaki.

Alas I have to work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (cxvn3)

162 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.


Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

You know who she owes an apology to first? Melania. And I would like for Melania to throw one big ass milkshake on that scuzzball.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (hdg/u)

163 Last time I was in a Burger King they sold slushies and not milkshakes.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (0V/8D)

164 How this works for me. Throw something at me and I will turn the other cheek BUT then I will follow you home and take my vengeance.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (IOquy)

165 >>>But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy.

zero calorie, man. I said a fast, not a diet.

The only calories I've had were about 20 calories from metamucil a couple of times (to avoid... issues) and whatever calories are in a little apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

166 128 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Posted by: Tami


Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???

After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)

167 How are the hate frozen key-lime drinks?

---

Fantastic. A little more tart than the lemonade. Very refreshing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (IfYaq)

168 Rally in PA has started...

Live stream choices here...

https://tinyurl.com/ztw6qrj

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (cF8AT)

169 Sorry but what the hell are you doing? Fasting as in not eating while still trying to maintain a 5 or 4 out of 7 workout routine? Not smart. I get the 5 day non-carbo slippin' into ketosis shit, weekends are for woopie stuff - done that. But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy. Do a three day or two day routine per week of low calorie then regular intake the rest of the week and cut the work out back to 2 or 3 days of light shit or you are going to have a barbell bounce off your noggin when you gas out on the third set.
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

Our fearless leader would like to eventually break the record of 392 days without eating, methinks.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (pgXNG)

170 This all reminds me - is it time for Chick-Fil-A peach shakes yet? Like everything about the place, but only go a few times a year, and several of those are during peach-shake season.


And ace I had started to talk about this end of last thread. Several non racist-authoritarian candidates in the UK have been hit with shakes and had more dangerous stuff thrown at them. Nice, 193Os-ish Berlin street vibe to much of the west these days.


Related, somewhere I saw very creepy go-pro type video of a New Zealander talking with police at his front door. Apparently they came to "talk with him" about social media posting related to the mosque massacre.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (QDnY+)

171 How are the hate frozen key-lime drinks?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (X3lUd)

Great.

Not so much with beer, so I just had a sip.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (OE84+)

172 >>>Our fearless leader would like to eventually break the record of 392 days without eating, methinks.


well no but when I get to 14 days, I'm planning on committing to 21 days.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)

173 >>NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)


Oh.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (/tuJf)

174 Check out the guy in the brick wall suit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (kQs4Y)

175 He brought some guy on stage that's wearing a sport coat that looks like bricks....for the wall.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (cF8AT)

176 It's more about aesthetics than food: Most McD's have gone to that stupid internet-cafe style for their locations and ruined the previous kitschy individuality, and I hate it. BK joints tend to feel more at-home, the older ones anyway.
--------

Local McD's just plain sucks. The food, the service. The coffee is the only thing worth having.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (xSo9G)

177 LOL Trump brings guy with a brick wall sports coat up on stage with him.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (NtglE)

178 Since Booger King finds it funny for someone to throw a shake at me,
surely they'll just die laughing when I throw a brick through their
window.

--

Make sure you spray paint #justsaying on the outside wall.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (JoUsr)

179 Welcome to Ace's personal war against the fat cell.

Will he win?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (IOquy)

180 As far as I'm concerned, every blue checkmark on Twitter cheering or laughing at all the milkshake assaults should be drenched head-to-toe in milkshake any time they're out in public until this bullshit stops.

It's the only way.
Posted by: Kensington


Yep.

In the face. With a frozen one every morning.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (cXV7n)

181
potassium sorbate

Hey! My company makes potassium sorbate. You should double up on it. Your body will live longer than you do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (X3lUd)

182 At least when I go to Chick Fil A, they smile at me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (FwN37)

183
A real milkshake at a diner uses a Hamilton Beach stainless steel cup under the mixer. For some reason that steel cup makes a difference and the taste is worth the wait.
Posted by: kbdabear


http://www.oasisdiner.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

184 >>>You can't say anything about gun laws if you don't own a gun.

You can't have any opinion on property taxes if you don't own property.

You can't say anything about school taxes if you don't have kids.

You can't say anything about anything if you're a dipshit braindead NPC.

(OK, i just snuck that last one in there for fun....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (Ct55T)
--------------


I think I like those. Except;
You can't say anything about taxes unless you pay them.

and

You can't vote unless you pay taxes.


Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (gH2RJ)

185 155 Burger King is ass burgers anyway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

The preferred term is "on the spectrum."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

186 >>>179 Welcome to Ace's personal war against the fat cell.

Will he win?

..

Like Stacy Abrams, i've already won.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

187 There's a hamburger stand down the road from me. They serve the best milkshakes I've ever had in my life. I think they churn their own ice cream. I dream about these shakes. I allowed myself one last week and gained a pound and a half. End of shakes.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (lwiT4)

188 SCI had filed a friend of the court brief in the
case and in a statement I don't understand, says that the ruling also
allows Wyoming to continue to demonstrate a need to regulate game
hunting to conserve game. To who, I don't know.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hdg/u)



It's a treaty signed by the United States of America, it supersedes state laws. Sucks, but that's how treaties work.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (fdTrp)

189 167 How are the hate frozen key-lime drinks?

---

Fantastic. A little more tart than the lemonade. Very refreshing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (IfYaq)

you'll hate them so much you'll like them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

190 I'm not seeing any links to this Stormy Daniels story. Did Trump ever deny sleeping with her?

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)

191 IDK Ace.. I worry about you. I think I need to come over there and take you up on the pancake offer. But first...

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (dUJdY)

192 Throw a shake or give the target a bag with 3 burritos from Taco Bell's value menu? Both are going to leave a mark (on your clothes).

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Lg/Uq)

193 Golfman - including Chipotle? (well, now, I suppose, they'd be Japan-like in their cleanliness).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

194 The Business they do at the Chick Fil A outside the gates at NSA Pensacola is amazing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (FwN37)

195 Peach hate shakes are here for the summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

196 Yeah one scoop of protein powder will flavor a whole thermos. I'm filling mine with callagen peptides, cocoa powder ( for sports performance and heart health) and some almond milk. Almost zero carbs.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QCc6B)

197 Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???

After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)

I think she's gonna go with the story that it was Avenatti who was pushing it all along. (and he's gonna spend the rest of his life in federal prison)

But - and this is gonna sound non-woke or whatever, but something that all sensible people in all cultures have always knows is that you just don't pay a lot of attention to what whores say. And no, she is not a "sex worker" or "entertainer" - she's just a nasty worn out whore, who for her entire life has done and said anything for a dollar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)

198 165 >>>But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy.

zero calorie, man. I said a fast, not a diet.

The only calories I've had were about 20 calories from metamucil a couple of times (to avoid... issues) and whatever calories are in a little apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

Why would you have...issues when you're fasting? Honest question.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (JgA4k)

199 Burger King keeps sending me coupons I eat Burger King.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (gH2RJ)

200 I see The Killer is back on Jeopardy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (xSo9G)

201 Like Stacy Abrams, i've already won.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

Proof he's become delirious.

Ace, have you ever read about the Donner party?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (hdg/u)

202 Donny Two Scoops talking about taxes and the Second Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (ufFY8)

203 >>>. I think they churn their own ice cream.

there's an ice cream place out near Newton, MA where they have their own cows in a pen next to the shop and they get their milk from them.

Now, to be honest, they are so busy that there's no way they get all their milk from those cows, even though they have like 30. But it's nice to imagine some of the milk is coming straight from the pasture on the premises.

Good ice cream, too.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

204 I see The Killer is back on Jeopardy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (xSo9G)

jerry Lee Lewis?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (FwN37)

205 You know who she owes an apology to first? Melania. And I would like for Melania to throw one big ass milkshake on that scuzzball.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (hdg/u)
~~~~~

Big time. Didn't she claim that the affair happened while Melania was pregnant with Barron?

What a piece of work.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (NtglE)

206 Ace has become a breatharian.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

207 Ace, but at what cost and will your intestional organs ever forgive you?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (IOquy)

208 I'm not seeing a Stormy denial story at the NY Post.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (hjaPQ)

209 I have worked out before during fasts but not this time.

Posted by: ace

Really glad to hear it. I thought you lost your mid for a second. You're cleansing, I suppose - done that, too. But it really sucks. And its weird it never helped me cut. I just looked like I caught aids. But that look depends on the person's body type I suppose.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (32YRo)

210 Golfman - including Chipotle? (well, now, I suppose, they'd be Japan-like in their cleanliness).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

Not one here. Thank goodness.

Had that happened here, she wouldn't have slept for a month.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (OE84+)

211
And no, she is not a "sex worker" or "entertainer" - she's just a nasty worn out whore, who for her entire life has done and said anything for a dollar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)


This won't do much for her singing career.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (X3lUd)

212 Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???

After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)

That was from January 2018.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)

213 oh by the way, Low Carbers:


I looked up how to make Magic Shell -- you know, the syrup that turns hard on your ice cream -- and it's super-easy, barely an inconvenience. There are only two ingredients (sugar free chocolate chips and butter, I think) and all you do is microwave and mix them.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

214 53 And Chick-fil-a runs on only 6 days a week AND has very clean restaurants.
Posted by: MAGA


Their employees are the friendliest fast food employees I've ever seen. The act as if they don't hate their job.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (+lVUW)

215 But - and this is gonna sound non-woke or whatever, but something that all sensible people in all cultures have always knows is that you just don't pay a lot of attention to what whores say. And no, she is not a "sex worker" or "entertainer" - she's just a nasty worn out whore, who for her entire life has done and said anything for a dollar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)

Maybe she's hoping Trump will forego enforcing the court order that she pay his legal fees if she admits to being a "fraud".

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (hdg/u)

216 Don't forget the spinach.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (gH2RJ)

217 It takes a particular kind of stupidity to waste a milkshake.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

218 190 I'm not seeing any links to this Stormy Daniels story. Did Trump ever deny sleeping with her?

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)

Forgot the link...sorry.

https://tinyurl.com/y6eneygv

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (cF8AT)

219 128 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.


Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

I wonder if the NeverTrumpers who went "BUt STOrmY DAnIels!" will apologize?


Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Izzlo)

220 McDonald's is one tier from the bottom of the fast food joints.

Their food is like play-doh fake food which looks real but has strange textures and tastes only found in play-doh.

Also, the urban outdoorsmen love McDonald's and sit around in the store all day spreading MRSA and other bodily fluids right where they sit for your dining pleasure.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)

221 Related, somewhere I saw very creepy go-pro type video of a New
Zealander talking with police at his front door. Apparently they came to
"talk with him" about social media posting related to the mosque
massacre.


Me: "I need to see your ID. Do you have a warrant? Which law did I break?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)

222 >>>. I think they churn their own ice cream.


I churn my own protein shakes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (t6MX/)

223 That was from January 2018.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)

Well crap...I missed that. Why would they be tweeting it out now?!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cF8AT)

224 big doggie:

OCEARCH @OCEARCH

Be advised! For the first time ever, we are tracking a white shark in the Long Island Sound. 9' 8" @GWSharkCabot is just off the shore near Greenwich. Follow him using the browser on any device at http://www.ocearch.org

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cXV7n)

225 Bad form on my part, you cannot question someone and have a misspelling.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (IOquy)

226 I stopped going to BK long before they got #woke. Their Whoppers have degraded so badly

Posted by: kbdabear



I swear they are using sawdust to keep the meat together.
Where's Cora "Where's the beef?" when you really need her?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (KB6If)

227 I swear, diabetic icecream used to be a thing when I was a kid but I'll be damned if any of my local stores carry sugar-free icecream.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

228 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged
an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the
affair never happened.



A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.





Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

Oooookaaaayy.
She still owes him for that lost court case.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (hI/80)

229 206 Ace has become a breatharian.
Posted by: Insomniac


I actually knew a guy in college who claimed to be a "breathatarian" (as he called it). He claimed it was an actual movement, not just something he made up.

He later admitted that he survived on Del Taco hot-sauce packets. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (5tb4C)

230 190 I'm not seeing any links to this Stormy Daniels story. Did Trump ever deny sleeping with her?

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)

Umm, about a thousand times.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (hdg/u)

231 Be advised! For the first time ever, we are tracking a white shark in the Long Island Sound. 9' 8" @GWSharkCabot is just off the shore near Greenwich. Follow him using the browser on any device at http://www.ocearch.org
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cXV7n)
---
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore_shark_attacks_of_1916

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (kQs4Y)

232 I keep hoping

that normal people are the majority

that normal people are seeing what is going on with the left

that normal people are repulsed

that normal people will act in accordance with what they are seeing

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (4HMW8)

233 A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

I wonder if the NeverTrumpers who went "BUt STOrmY DAnIels!" will apologize?

Posted by: josephistan


I will only accept samurai apologies.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (KB6If)

234 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

-
CPL must be so disappointed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)

235 Whore link

https://nyp.st/2YHVYiB

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

236 and willowed

It's hard to believe a darn chairman of a Congressional committee can ask for the returns of a particular individual and the Treasury has to produce it. But I've read the regulation and it's there.



A new precedent is set. This will come in handy in 2021.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

237 It depends on what the meaning of "blow job" is.

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (hjaPQ)

238 Stephanie Clifford sounds nice and disease free.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (JgA4k)

239 Last time went to BK was 10 minutes after 12 noon and had the coldest stailest hamburger possible, that was in the late 90's

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (BbGew)

240 The whore story is from 2018.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9vQJW)

241 Also, the urban outdoorsmen love McDonald's and sit around in the store all day spreading MRSA and other bodily fluids right where they sit for your dining pleasure.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)

You're referring to Starbucks, right? Free needles, only used once!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

242 When I noted this story about Chick-Fil-A's amazing business performance to someone, she immediately made the point about "only open 6 days a week". Which is an excellent point. Fast-food, and not even open on Sundays. And *still* No. 2 in the space. Incredible.


And with Jane's info that peach shakes are happening ..... just decided it's Chick-Fil-A on Thursday for dinner, just before going to see The Cold Blue.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (QDnY+)

243 The whore story is from 2018.


Damn. It is. My bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

244
NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Facebook memes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (X3lUd)

245 >>> It's more about aesthetics than food: Most McD's have gone to that stupid internet-cafe style for their locations and ruined the previous kitschy individuality, and I hate it.

I miss the old Wendy's decor with the victorian era ads on the tables. They had corset ads, hah! And the old Subway decor with ye olde underground imagery. No school like the old school.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (hvf9s)

246 He's getting his pee-pee touches:

@ChadPergram 3m

McCarthy on seeing Amash on the floor:
The only people I saw coming up to congratulate him were Democrats

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (cXV7n)

247 227 I swear, diabetic icecream used to be a thing when I was a kid but I'll be damned if any of my local stores carry sugar-free icecream.

Greater's Ice cream makes Diabetic friendly Ice Cream. I eat it all the time and send some to my brother all the time in TX.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (4OV6C)

248 Burger King keeps sending me coupons I eat Burger King.

B'Gal wanted a fish sammich from there Saturday night, so I got her one on the way home from the gig. It was awful. Overcooked and the onion rings I got were also overcooked, badly. Normally the stuff from there isn't half bad, but she swore off them that night. What a happy coincidence, because I was gonna boycott them but didn't know what to say to B'Gal about it.

They boycotted themselves from us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (HaL55)

249 190 I'm not seeing any links to this Stormy Daniels story. Did Trump ever deny sleeping with her?
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)


Stormy has repeatedly denied sleeping with Trump.

Her story changed when it looked like it could be useful.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (4HMW8)

250 The Stormy story is old, and convoluted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (xSo9G)

251 Whore link

https://nyp.st/2YHVYiB
Posted by: Grump928


Crap. I thought that was an ordering link.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (KB6If)

252 I stopped going to BK long before they got #woke. Their Whoppers have degraded so badly

Posted by: kbdabear

The Paolo, he has no such problems

Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Izzlo)

253 232 I keep hoping

that normal people are the majority

that normal people are seeing what is going on with the left

that normal people are repulsed

that normal people will act in accordance with what they are seeing
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (4HMW


Agreed.

And congrats on the new handle! It sounds like you earned it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

254 Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hdg/u)

Wyoming had better extirpate the wolves or all the elk an moose will be gone.

Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (kiSdp)

255 Well, I would say I'm now boycotting Burger King, except I already am because their food is shit.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (U7voe)

256 A guy that threw an egg at Labour Leader (and commie) Jeremy Corbyn got a month in jail. Suspect the guy that attacked Farage today with a milkshake gets "sentenced" to hosting his own show on BBC4 or whatever.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (dYe5S)

257 I'm on day 18,457 of my, hopefully, 40,000 day diet of eating food...

And drinking booze..


Mostly booze.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (mdPwd)

258 Wendy's, in the middle of the rungs for fast food eats, at least tries.

The stores are pretty clean, the help is washed and somewhat presentable and the food at least tastes like and looks like the real thing.

Plus their chili ain't bad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)

259 The BK in our neighborhood was very scummy, and recently closed. It sits next to a McD's, and every time I passed by while it was running, the BK would have 0-1 car in teh drive through, and McD would be crowded like a Trump rally.

Every day, day or night.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:42 PM (ufFY8)

260
I miss the old Wendy's decor with the victorian era ads on the tables. They had corset ads, hah!
----------

I recall an ad for a patent cure for 'Torpid Liver'. I never figured out what that is, but am thankful that I seem not to have suffered from it...yet

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (xSo9G)

261 Last weekend I ordered Pei Wei. I used to like it years ago but damn, it sucks now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (IfYaq)

262 Congressman Doug Collins just released another document dump of transcripts of the criminals interviewed by Nunes's committee:

https://dougcollins.house.gov/transparency

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (fdxBF)

263
KFC: "We're out of that. It'll take 20 minutes."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (X3lUd)

264 >>> I looked up how to make Magic Shell -- you know, the syrup that turns hard on your ice cream -- and it's super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

Bless you Ace! Will have to try that this week.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (hvf9s)

265 There are I think 11 Chik fil-A restaurants here in Washington State. None in the cesspool that is Seattle, naturally, but in the suburbs and a few in the eastern part of the state. As far as I can tell, always mobbed.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (k3g2v)

266 Without checking I don't think 9' 8" is all *that* big for a white pointer (just using the aussie name in honor of their election performance. And I'm gonna go waaaay out on a limb and assert that a great white *has* been in Long Island sound before.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (QDnY+)

267 Ignoring the attack on the Republic, the electorate and our country generally, the attack on Trump and Melania personally might have had tragic consequences on their relationship. Stormy is a pig.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)

268 10
Is there something in the water? Or have people just gone batshit crazy in the last 10 or 15 years? WTFO?

*****
I am going to fabricate a study that proves that global warming makes liberals crazy. It will be as legit as any of the other global warming studies; in other words, I'm just going to make shit up. When presented with the results of my study, they are going to have to admit to being crazy or deny my new facts....checkmate bitches.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (h1jJh)

269 Also KFC: "We'll be glad to take your money and give you SOME, possibly even MOST, of what you paid for."

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (y87jW)

270 Whataburger is exploring sale options. $4 billion is being bounced around.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (hjaPQ)

271 Burger King is ass burgers anyway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

The preferred term is "on the spectrum."
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (NWiLs)


*looks around*

Nobody? I laughed.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (t+qrx)

272 Last weekend I ordered Pei Wei. I used to like it years ago but damn, it sucks now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor


Now why the Hell would you want to eat a sensei who plucks his student's eyeballs out?


Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (fdxBF)

273 Technically speaking, I can't boycott BK because I don't go there anyway.
But I do know the guy who owns the franchise nearest to us and will tell him I'm boycotting and why.

Complaints from franchise owners to the corporate center might get BK to think twice about this stuff.
Might.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (Rxduq)

274 I do hit Wendy's fairly often, we have a Chic-fil- A but only went once, thought it was to salty.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (BbGew)

275 Wendy's, in the middle of the rungs for fast food eats, at least tries.

The stores are pretty clean, the help is washed and somewhat presentable and the food at least tastes like and looks like the real thing.

Plus their chili ain't bad.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)

It took a while for Wendy's to right the ship after Dave died, the kids wanted nothing to do with running the Company.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (4OV6C)

276 Some one faint in the audience? Trump was calling for a doctor.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (cF8AT)

277 Oh well, it's not like I could boycott them more.

Not really hard, all their crap tastes like ass, and about all their shakes are good for is a kind of inert ammo.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (isI7q)

278 Dairy Queen dip cones. Fast as you can lick in August.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (IOquy)

279 I am going to fabricate a study that proves that global warming makes liberals crazy. It will be as legit as any of the other global warming studies; in other words, I'm just going to make shit up.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (h1jJh)

Ahem. I believe this is now known as "Your truth".

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (U7voe)

280 Reminder: if you use the touch screens at a modern fast food place, wipe them with a travel clorox wet wipe or use hand sanitizer after. The majority of the screens when tested had traces of fecal matter on them.

Want to keep my Morons healthy!

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (hvf9s)

281 A woman just swooned over PDT.
A Dr. is attending to her now.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (gH2RJ)

282 Yeah. That happens at least once at every rally.

Haven't seen any panties being thrown, though.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

283 Is it "sciencer"? "sciencier"? "more science"?

I'm gonna need to know this, for reasons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (Ct55T)

284 LOL, Donny is hilarious.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

285 Oh the fun we have with cum I mean milkshakes

Posted by: Mayor Pete & hubby at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (OKp8N)

286 274 I do hit Wendy's fairly often,

-----

Hey, somethimeths you haveth to do what you haveth to do.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (Izzlo)

287 The CHick Fil A in Pensacola at lunch has 3 drive thru lanes and they were moving. It was amazing to watch. They ran the food out to the cars. I never saw anything like it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)

288 259 The BK in our neighborhood was very scummy, and recently closed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


The Burger King just outside the Civic Center BART Station in San Francisco surely takes the prize as the mist disgusting Burger King on the planet. It's right at the epicenter of the Bum Zone, and its "clientele" are almost entirely homeless lunatics. Stinks like high heaven. Anything you put down will instantly be stolen. Workers are shell-shocked. The only time I ever went in there, I was assaulted and nearly blinded by a crazy lady who has come halo-cast on her wrist and she repeatedly tried to hit me in the face with it for unknown reasons - - then chased me down the street afterward apologizing.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (5tb4C)

289 that normal people will act in accordance with what they are seeing

We/they did in the '016 presidential election. And you just know that a lot of people read the nooz and make the decision to start carrying every day, something the Progtards don't ever seem to grok. And they don't talk about it, they just do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (HaL55)

290 Ohhhh, there is a Trump rally going on in Pa, 100 miles from me.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)

291 s when tested had traces of fecal matter on them.

Want to keep my Morons healthy!
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (hvf9s)

A sad, brown, discontinuous outline of a cheeseburger....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (Ct55T)

292 Science+1

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (kQs4Y)

293 ace, your pal French twatted that he'd vote for Amash vs. Trump if Amash ran as a Libertarian.


Was it French who earlier said he'd vote for Stalin over Trump?


Why do such ridiculous, uninteresting and vapid people have any platform other than the corner stool at their local bar [where they're ignored]?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

294 McDonald's over Carl's any day.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (gH2RJ)

295 who has come halo-cast = who had some halo-cast

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)

296 24 If the throwing of milkshakes is okay, what happens when it is ratcheted up to urine or drano or sulphuric acid? Someone was given 28 days in jail for egging Corbyn but no arrest for throwing a milkshake on Tommy Robinson.
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)

---

Some days ago Mr. Robinson had a milkshake thrown on him and was physically assaulted. The police stood and watched and did nothing.

Yesterday, a mob threw bricks at Mr. Robinson and his supporters. The police stood and watched and did nothing.

It's the same all over the West now. The mob attacks conservatives, and the police just watch. They're waiting for us to fight back, then they'll act.

I think it is the intention of the UK establishment is that Mr. Robinson is to be killed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (9KWLl)

297 I went into a Burger King once. It was in Florida. It was nasty. I wouldn't go in there but I was doing survey work in the parking lot of a strip mall and I was so thirsty, and I thought "hey, its just a drink". It was all steamy and nasty and smelled like a gas station bathroom in there. The guy working there had his hand in his pants. I tried to tough the cup where he didn't. When I filled it up with Coke it had this thick yellow foam on top. I just left the cup and got out of there. I almost died of heat exhaustion that day.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (vtd+q)

298 NY Post has a story from May 17 that Daniels has agreed to walk away from a lawsuit she filed against her former atty and Michael Avenatti. She accused both of them of working with Trump to get her to say the affair never happened when she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's show and then subsequently filing a lawsuit against Trump for his remarks about her which defamed her reputation, LOL. She lost that lawsuit , it was thrown out, and she was ordered to pay Trump's legal fees in his defense in this lawsuit. So now she has walked away from Avanatti and won't get anything out of him or another lawyer Avanatti was working with.

Her new lawyer said Avanatti should have never filed the lawsuit against Trump, that he did it just to get his face on TV.

Daniel's said Avanatti was dumber than herpes.

Can she please just go away?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (hdg/u)

299 As for the Eromero Tribe, fast food means Whataburger or Chick-Fil-A. We will accept no more common 'food'. Although McDonalds bathrooms are usually ok to take a leak in. Standing up. So naturally Mrs. E prefers to keep bleachwipes in her gobag.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (qBNEP)

300 287 The CHick Fil A in Pensacola at lunch has 3 drive thru lanes and they were moving. It was amazing to watch. They ran the food out to the cars. I never saw anything like it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)

I was shocked to hear how low the Franchise fee is for them 10 grand but you have to put in alot of sweat equity.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (4OV6C)

301 Yeah. That happens at least once at every rally.

Haven't seen any panties being thrown, though.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY

Well, he is no Tom Jones.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (hI/80)

302 Zombie, are you sure you aren't trapped in a Hieronymus Bosch painting? On black velvet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)

303 I wonder if the Army will ever kick BK to the curb.

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (RU4sa)

304 272 Last weekend I ordered Pei Wei. I used to like it years ago but damn, it sucks now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor


Now why the Hell would you want to eat a sensei who plucks his student's eyeballs out?


Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (fdxBF)

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I was drunk. On sake. Seemed appropriate.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (IfYaq)

305 Now THIS, this cannot stand. When you besmirch the good and honorable name of milkshakes, you have gone too far. Liberals ruin everything.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (aXucN)

306 259 The BK in our neighborhood was very scummy, and recently closed. It sits next to a McD's, and every time I passed by while it was running, the BK would have 0-1 car in teh drive through, and McD would be crowded like a Trump rally.

Every day, day or night.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:42 PM (ufFY


Lots of BK's have closed in the Puget Sound area the last few years.

Flame broiled burgers that are re-warmed in a microwave, do not taste like flame-broiled burgers.

Cleaning the tables and floors more than a couple times a day works wonders, too

And I'm not a Harvard PhD, and I didn't sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


But I did attend a MoMe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (sy5kK)

307 Burger King is ass burgers anyway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

The preferred term is "on the spectrum."
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM

On the speculum.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 20, 2019 07:51 PM (COzlW)

308 I like Wendy's but they don't have anything I really like. Like, I do like BK's burgers (or -- I did), and I like McD's double cheeseburgers and Filet O Fish and big mac (no bun).

Wendy's is pretty good but there's just nothing there that really makes me want to go there over anywhere else.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

309 The only time I ever went in there, I was assaulted
and nearly blinded by a crazy lady who has come halo-cast on her wrist
and she repeatedly tried to hit me in the face with it for unknown
reasons - - then chased me down the street afterward apologizing.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (5tb4C)

That's horrible.
Ours was poorly run, rather than having sketchy clientele.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (ufFY8)

310 moo

Posted by: Burger R.R.R.R.R. King at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)

311 Daniel's said Avanatti was dumber than herpes.

Can she please just go away?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (hdg/u)
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Hey Avanatti, when you've lost Stormy Daniels . . . .

And talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (aXucN)

312 You know how Dan Bongino does his "Devin Nunes Translator" gag?

Well, I built a David French Translator.

You play the audio into it, press the green button, and out comes the translation.

But it always just says "I'm a complete f*cking idiot!", so i might have to make some minor adjustments before going to market with this thing....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (Ct55T)

313 Top of the heap for fast food burger joints is Whataburger.

I don't like their food per se, their taste just don't fit me, but the stores are clean, the food is hot and fresh and even the late night stripper moms and homeless bums keep it on the down low and wipe up after themselves out of respect.

Plus they always have specials on their menu which is nice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (Z+IKu)

314 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR THROWING DRINKS AT CONSERVATIVES

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (FiUMj)

315 There is a CFA at Calgary Airport but it is outside security, which makes it unlikely I will eat there.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (JgA4k)

316 But mission accomplished. Forever, the Left will assert that "TRUMP HAD SEX WITH A PORN STAR WHILE HIS WHORE WIFE WAS PREGNANT!"

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (y87jW)

317 And racist-authoritarian jurisdictions continue to bar Chick-Fil-A from opening, amirite?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (QDnY+)

318 Saw somewhere earlier Smash is up to his ears in China as well, so maybe some animosity going on.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (BbGew)

319
Now THIS, this cannot stand. When you besmirch the good and honorable
name of milkshakes, you have gone too far. Liberals ruin everything.





Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (aXucN)

You, an 'ette named after ice cream, would say that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (HaL55)

320 you know what's worth a try?

Nando's Peri-Peri. It's good. A little different than other chicken.

Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

321 who has come halo-cast = who had some halo-cast
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)


OK, but I still have no idea what one of those is.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

322 Damn, it's six of the clock on a Monday afternoon and I feel a little wasted. I'm so ashamed.
It is a holiday here.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (JgA4k)

323 302 Zombie, are you sure you aren't trapped in a Hieronymus Bosch painting? On black velvet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage


It's even worse than I described. Directly in front of the Civic Center Burger King is the escalator that goes down to the BART station. It had been acting cranky for months, and one day it just stopped working. They couldn't figure out why. So they disassembled the escalator to discover than the gears and mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an outdoor toilet every night for years. Took BART weeks to get it all cleaned off and re-opened. And now it's clogging up with feces all over again.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)

324 Oh geez...another fainter. Is it hot in PA today?

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

325 You, an 'ette named after ice cream, would say that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (HaL55)
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True story: chocolate ice cream is my favorite food in the whole world. The end.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (aXucN)

326 The CHick Fil A in Pensacola at lunch has 3 drive thru lanes and they were moving. It was amazing to watch. They ran the food out to the cars. I never saw anything like it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)



It's next to the Whataburger so, stiff competition.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

327
hogmartin: I sent you a txt...that thing I got for the MoMe has arrived

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (26G1N)

328 299 As for the Eromero Tribe, fast food means Whataburger or Chick-Fil-A. We will accept no more common 'food'. Although McDonalds bathrooms are usually ok to take a leak in. Standing up. So naturally Mrs. E prefers to keep bleachwipes in her gobag.


Eromero, I concur - those are my Top Two as well. (and I don't eat much fast food in general)

well... my guilty secret is Tacqueria Lugar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (V2Yro)

329 Elevation burger is pretty good.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (PbpT7)

330 so everything sucks, I see.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (B+t5k)

331 Bad form on my part, you cannot question someone and have a misspelling.

Posted by: Ben Had

Man, I'm toast because I never spell a shitting thing right in any post here - except this one weirdly...

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (32YRo)

332 Another Dr. call.

Wendy's used to have a dollar menu: chili, salad, burger, fries, and baked potatoe for five bucks.
And a full belly.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (gH2RJ)

333 My only complaint with CFA is they are inconveniently located in my area.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eFRS+)

334 This is the first outdoor rally I can recall PDT having.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY8)

335 >>> And racist-authoritarian jurisdictions continue to bar Chick-Fil-A from opening, amirite?

It made its way into NYC at last, a gateway hate drug. I know gay and bi and trans ppl that prefer to eat there. They don't care about the owner's politics as long as the food is good and they are treated well. They think the moniker "hate shake" is hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (hvf9s)

336 Nando's Peri-Peri. It's good. A little different than other chicken.

Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)
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So it's good? Thanks - I've been wondering about it. We have one here in town but we've never been. With two Chick-Fil-A's between here and there, though, it would have to be a mission specifically to go there.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (aXucN)

337 And now it's clogging up with feces all over again.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)


~ tHe ciRcLe oF LiFe ~

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

338 So the Muslims in Europe are throwing acid on people, while the effeminate left throws milkshakes.

Any guesses as to who eventually seized control in Europe?

Posted by: Ted K at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eigtD)

339 323 302 Zombie, are you sure you aren't trapped in a Hieronymus Bosch painting? On black velvet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage

I just finished listening to a crime novel featuring a character named Hieronymous (Harry) Bosch.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (JgA4k)

340 AltonJackson, I have increased my contribution do the reasonableness of the cost.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IOquy)

341 >>>So it's good? Thanks - I've been wondering about it.

Yup! I've had it a few times. It's a good change-up chicken.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (PbpT7)

342 McCarthy on seeing Amash on the floor:
The only people I saw coming up to congratulate him were Democrats
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (cXV7n)

OANN did a report on Amash' ties to China.

Also, Amash has a BA from Univ of Mich and a law degree from U of M 's law school. Is law school now the new finishing school for politicians? Do they have a debutante ball when they graduate? I've decided that most law schools must be fairly easy to get in( Amash's ethnicity gave him extra points at U/M) and it must be easy to graduate.

Lawyers, take heed. When your ranks swell into the tens of thousands produced every year, the public is going to notice that the majority are idiots. The good lawyers are being drowned by these clowns.


Amash and Avanatti are exhibits #1and #2.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (hdg/u)

343 The Gambler romps over lackluster competition. Total at ~$1,800,000

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (CDGwz)

344 337 And now it's clogging up with feces all over again.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)

~ tHe ciRcLe oF LiFe ~
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

Different shit. Different day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (Ct55T)

345 PDT: "No more spying on Trump"

lol, I can hear individuals saying, 'Lock them up'.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ufFY8)

346 @RepDougCollins

Today I'm releasing the remaining interview transcripts from @JudiciaryGOP's investigation into decisions made at the Department of Justice and FBI. To read the transcripts, visit https://dougcollins.house.gov/transparency

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (/tuJf)

347 303 I wonder if the Army will ever kick BK to the curb.

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (RU4sa)

They could use the Whoppers for Ranger survival training. Most Rangers will prefer eating the worms and beetles.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (0Ntuf)

348 hogmartin: I sent you a txt...that thing I got for the MoMe has arrived
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (26G1N)


Looks nice!

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

349 Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)

I want to make some witty comment here but... Nothing comes. What the hell is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (U7voe)

350 Bluebell, I like Nando's very much. Chicken is very good, and their sides are...also very good. Worth a visit!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IfYaq)

351 334 This is the first outdoor rally I can recall PDT having.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY

I think the last one he did was outside too but I'm Alzheimer-ing where it was.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (cF8AT)

352 This is the first outdoor rally I can recall PDT having.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY
*****************
He's had a lot of outdoor rallies.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (RBOtF)

353 Lawyers, take heed. When your ranks swell into the tens of thousands produced every year, the public is going to notice that the majority are idiots. The good lawyers are being drowned by these clowns.


Amash and Avanatti are exhibits #1and #2.
Posted by: Jen
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*ahem*

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (CDGwz)

354 It made its way into NYC at last, a gateway hate drug. I know gay and bi and trans ppl that prefer to eat there. They don't care about the owner's politics as long as the food is good and they are treated well. They think the moniker "hate shake" is hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (hvf9s)
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And Chick-Fil-A opened their Orlando store on Sunday to cook food for all the people involved in the Pulse nightclub shooting, the majority of whom were, I would presume, LGBTQ.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (aXucN)

355 The Gambler romps over lackluster competition. Total at ~$1,800,000


That guy is a cyborg, or a time traveler, or possibly a time traveling cyborg.

I think they should insist on a CAT scan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (yQpMk)

356 Every Trump rally is an outdoor rally if the arena was over capacity 12 hours before the event started...

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

357 bluebell, you must try Mexican chocolate. In ice cream and hot chocolate variations.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (IOquy)

358 320 you know what's worth a try?

Nando's Peri-Peri. It's good. A little different than other chicken.

Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.
Posted by: ace


Nando's Peri-Peri Sauce is sold retail, so you can see the ingredients list:

Water, Vinegar, Onion (11%), Salt, Lemon (4%), Sunflower Seed Oil, Spices (Cayenne Pepper, African Bird's Eye Chilli, Paprika), Green Chilli, Garlic, Stabilisers (Xanthan Gum, Propylene Glycol Alginate), Preservative (Ascorbic Acid), Rosemary Extract.

Only 5 calories per serving.

https://www.amazon.com/ Nandos-Medium-PERi-PERi-Single-Packets/dp/B07GVNPM67

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (5tb4C)

359 Oh, I think I saw posted video of a BBC twit making light of the milkshake assault on Farage. As I said above, the degradation of the west is becoming fairly dramatic.


Wondering if, as here, the more and more brazen and crude soft-fascist mindset of much of the "press" will actually help boost the political momentum of the non racist-authoritarians.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (QDnY+)

360
upside down, but nice

I'm pretty pleased with it, nice & heavy

it'll last for years

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)

361 The last time I had one of BK's classic chicken sandwiches I had a flashback to 1979 HS cafeteria. I believe that was 6 years ago. Never again.
Oh, and I remember I had Onion rings with that. Don't go there if you like OR's, you wont anymore.

Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (Bf3hj)

362 True story: chocolate ice cream is my favorite food in the whole world. The end.

You'd luv what I had for dessert last night: Publix brand Chocolate Trinity ice cream. While unfortunately it didn't have any Carrie-Anne Moss, it does have chocolate ice cream, streaks of fudge and some little things that look like Rollo candies made out of chocolate to munch on.

It. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (HaL55)

363 Throwing a Burger King milkshake at someone is akin to chemical warfare. Just saying...

INGREDIENTS
Milk fat and Nonfat Milk, Sugar, Sweet Whey, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Propylene Glycol Monoesters, Natural and Artificial Vanilla Flavor, Mono & Diglycerides, Guar Gum, Disodium Phosphate, Sodium Citrate, Cellulose Gum, Carrageenan. High fructose corn syrup, water, dextrose, corn syrup, cocoa processed with alkali, whey, salt, natural flavors, potassium sorbate (a preservative), citric acid, xanthan gum.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (iwONs)

364 I'm 3 for 3 for Trump rallys in my area, and they have all been in different places, and indoors. But, Michigan, so cold by default.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (ufFY8)

365 Welcome to Ace's personal war against the fat cell.

Will he win?

..

Like Stacy Abrams, i've already won.
====
That was perfect.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (ZuGkg)

366 Bluebell, I like Nando's very much. Chicken is very good, and their sides are...also very good. Worth a visit!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IfYaq)
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Ah, thanks Witchdoktor! You've probably been to the very one I'm talking about. Mr. bluebell and I shall have to journey over there soon.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (aXucN)

367 17 million people probably not real fond of Burger King right now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (39g3+)

368 The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
Anti-abortion groups see adoption as a better alternative, but many women seem to find adoption more emotionally distressing than termination, writes @olgakhazan

-
Same is true of divorce and spousal euthanasia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

369 Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.

Posted by: ace

Tuna in water - its shit, I know - but eat the starkist crap thing in that little can with a samll amount of salt 10 times a day during your fast and you'll make it. But it sucks and you'll get divorced and then go on a ten state killing spree. But you'll drop 30 pounds in about five weeks so you'll be able to escape the jail cell by squeezing between the bars and climb up the air duct...where was I? Oh, yeah, just eat the tuna, man!

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (32YRo)

370 Not sure if BK is really considering the implications of this sort of nonsense. They could have simply shut the hell up and had no impact either way; instead, now they have people deciding to embark upon multi-generational boycotts.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (eAshZ)

371 So whoever manages BK's twitter feed doesn't know how to separate their personal views from corporate marketing effort? Someone should start a Social Darwinism twit feed to document these yo yos.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (eFRS+)

372 338 So the Muslims in Europe are throwing acid on people, while the effeminate left throws milkshakes.

Any guesses as to who eventually seized control in Europe?
Posted by: Ted K at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eigtD)


Waaay too much truth and reality for a Monday!

Then again, no country in Europe has anything remotely like the 2A.

*whew*.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

373
Ben Had....funny thing is, it shipped from Austin

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (26G1N)

374
That guy is a cyborg, or a time traveler, or possibly a time traveling cyborg.

I think they should insist on a CAT scan.
Posted by: Grump928
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The competition seems to be racheting down. I wonder if people are declining to be subjected to the humiliation.

BTW, Broseiden (sp?) tells us that he knows how it ends, the shows having been taped in advance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (xSo9G)

375 321 who has come halo-cast = who had some halo-cast
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)

OK, but I still have no idea what one of those is.
Posted by: hogmartin


It's lik a cast for a broken wrist, but with metal screws they screw into your bones to keep it stable -- for serious fractures. It had big pointy screws sticking out of it, very sharp and dangerous. Instead of treating it delicately, she took advantage of having a permanent weapon attached to her arm, like Wolverine or something. Did I mention she was insane?

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (5tb4C)

376 The British news were being coy with this too, calling someone shoving a Remain politician "assault" properly, and a milkshake thrown on Farage "milkshaking." Not really assault, you see, wink wink.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (39g3+)

377 I stopped at a CFA not long ago early one morning and walked up to the door and gave it a tug. Locked - not open yet. I should of known, not many cars in the lot. I turned around and started to head back to the truck.

The manager unlocked the door and hollered at me to come on in. He said they weren't open for 20 minutes yet but coffee was made and "let's see what we can do for you."

Somehow a bacon egg and cheese biscuit magically appeared. No charge.

Customer for life.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Y4EXg)

378 not everybody twitters.. bk will be just fine

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (B+t5k)

379 Best Burger: The one I make at home on the grill.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (FiUMj)

380 You know what Backwards Boy, I'm a purist. I don't really like stuff in my ice cream. Or even on it, unless it's something like hot fudge sauce. The only thing I really like in my ice cream is a peanut butter ribbon in chocolate ice cream. That is living large in my book.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (aXucN)

381 69 Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.

Posted by: ace

Tuna in water - its shit, I know - but eat the starkist crap thing in that little can with a samll amount of salt 10 times a day during your fast and you'll make it. But it sucks and you'll get divorced and then go on a ten state killing spree



WAIT!


ACE IS MARRIED?

WTH?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

382 "So they disassembled the escalator to discover than the gears and
mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds
of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an
outdoor toilet every night for years."

======

But...but...how do you use an escalator as a...

Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (y87jW)

383 well, duh...

Del Quentin Wilber
@DelWilber

Just in: Justice Department's influential Office of Legal Counsel says Congress cannot compel McGahn to testify.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cXV7n)

384 I'm pretty pleased with it, nice & heavy

it'll last for years
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)


I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

385 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.



Amazing how similar she and Mueller are, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

386 Trump's hair is funny in the wind.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

387 The scary thing about the current Jeopardy champ: he's not a third of the way to the number of games that that guy Jennings won. He's just winning a lot bigger.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

388 Zombie, wow, thanks!

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (PbpT7)

389 "Our country is FULL. We don't want them coming up."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (ufFY8)

390 So is there no limit to how many times someone can win? This dude could go on forever the way he's slaughtering opponents nightly.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (FiUMj)

391 Oh, and I remember I had Onion rings with that. Don't go there if you like OR's, you wont anymore.

Whataburger has the Best Onion Rings made by any restaurant, anywhere. I get them every time.

the most disgusting "onion rings" in the world are the ones that aren't made out of real Onion, but instead are fried and pressed circles of reconstituted onion paste. And sawdust, they taste like they gotta be half sawdust.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (V2Yro)

392 Wait, ace, you're still on that fast from last week? What day is it? 9 or 10 or so?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (aXucN)

393 "What's going on at FOX? They are putting more Democrats on than ever now."

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (ufFY8)

394 But...but...how do you use an escalator as a...

Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (y87jW)

Do it right and it'll do the wiping for you!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Ct55T)

395 372 Then again, no country in Europe has anything remotely like the 2A.

Neither does California.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (ST2AL)

396 It's lik a cast for a broken wrist, but with metal screws they screw into your bones to keep it stable -- for serious fractures. It had big pointy screws sticking out of it, very sharp and dangerous.


She was part of the Borg Collective.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

397 I am fasting onion rings

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (B+t5k)

398 I really like Chick Fil A, so thankfully I have to travel a decent way down to the valley to get me sum.
But Honestly we are avoiding . going any place like that lately, except for the drive through. I don't know where many of AOS readers reside, but out West its usually a good bet there is an "immigrant" family bathing, taking care of bodily functions, and sometimes even conducting business in the bathrooms of these establishments.

Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Bf3hj)

399 392 Wait, ace, you're still on that fast from last week? What day is it? 9 or 10 or so?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (aXucN)

I think above he said day 12 heading into 13.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

400 The last time I had one of BK's classic chicken sandwiches I had a flashback to 1979 HS cafeteria

--

I read that as elastic chicken sandwiches.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (JoUsr)

401
I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM


it'll be the Horde version of "flat stanley"

hmmm, maybe in front of the happiest place on earth?

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (26G1N)

402 Customer for life.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Y4EXg)
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That's wonderful. And it doesn't surprise me at all.

I know a fair number of kids that work or have worked at three Chick-Fil-As around here. All of them are exactly the same off the job as they are on - polite, friendly, nice. They have a great business model going there.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (aXucN)

403 Tonypete, great anecdote.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (QDnY+)

404 Trump's hair is funny in the wind.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

The Weasel, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The Weasel is blowin' in the wind...

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (U7voe)

405 Instead of treating it delicately, she took advantage of having a permanent weapon attached to her arm, like Wolverine or something.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (5tb4C)


I'm sorry, but I can't find it in myself to judge someone for hitting people with a huge metal weapon anchored through their wrist into the living bone whenever they feel like it. It's like winning the cyborg lottery.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

406 WAIT!

ACE IS MARRIED?

WTH?

Posted by: LeftCoast

Not if he eats ten cans of smelly tuna a day, he's not. But he's gonna be super cut! You bish's!

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (32YRo)

407 382 "So they disassembled the escalator to discover than the gears and
mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds
of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an
outdoor toilet every night for years."
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But...but...how do you use an escalator as a...

Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington


The escalator was turned off for the night at midnight. The bums would then use the non-moving escalator as their night-toilet. When it turned on automatically in the morning, the shit was carried away -- into the machinery underneath. I think the BART employees never realized what was happening until it was too late.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (5tb4C)

408 I think above he said day 12 heading into 13.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh dear. Now I've got my "I'm everyone's mom" worry hat on.

Hydrate, ace! Hydrate like the wind!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (aXucN)

409 Kean-nood.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Ct55T)

410 The US was a colony that became a great nation. UK was a great nation that became a colony.

Funny old world.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (zMaZS)

411 Anyone like Church's chicken?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)

412 Aah, the rally is at the airport.
Right next to AF1.

Cool.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

413 Actually, Czech Republic has been mulling a 2A addition to their constitution, I think to counter EU nonsense [and it has a gun culture, one of the few in Europe].



Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (QDnY+)

414 Tom Servo @ 328- Tacqerea Lugar? That the one on Gentry puts shredded cabbage in tacos and such? If so they is the bomba.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (qBNEP)

415 The only thing I really like in my ice cream is a peanut butter ribbon
in chocolate ice cream. That is living large in my book.


This, too, is awesome ice cream. IIRC, Haagen-Daas makes that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)

416 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

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Everything is rayciss!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)

417 411 Anyone like Church's chicken?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)

Haven't had it since I lived in Chicago in the '90's. It was very good - from what I remember...but their biscuit were to die for.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

418 >>>Tuna in water - its shit, I know - but eat the starkist crap thing in that little can with a samll amount of salt 10 times a day during your fast and you'll make it.

well I might try that at some point but I'm on a real fast -- I'm not eating. Anything. Nothing.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

419 Oh dear. Now I've got my "I'm everyone's mom" worry hat on.

Hydrate, ace! Hydrate like the wind!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (aXucN)

I'm not saying nuttin'...people gonna do what they do.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (cF8AT)

420 416 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)

That's like saying "Inglorius Basterds" was racist against Austrians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Ct55T)

421 I gotta try Church's chicken and Whataburger.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

422 This, too, is awesome ice cream. IIRC, Haagen-Daas makes that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)
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The first time I ever had it was at Baskin-Robbins when I was in college, uh, last century. But now, pretty much everyone makes it. The Harris Teeter brand (the natural line) is really good. When they put it on sale I feel like they're talking to me.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (aXucN)

423 380 You know what Backwards Boy, I'm a purist. I don't really like stuff in my ice cream. Or even on it, unless it's something like hot fudge sauce. The only thing I really like in my ice cream is a peanut butter ribbon in chocolate ice cream. That is living large in my book.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (aXucN)


Sweet Cream Ice Cream.


like vanilla ice cream, except no vanilla.

yum.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

424 I'm pretty pleased with it, nice & heavy

it'll last for years
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)

I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
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Assault lawn gnome?

Cannon?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (kQs4Y)

425 Oh, and I remember I had Onion rings with that. Don't go there if you like OR's, you wont anymore.

Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (Bf3hj)

Last time I went which is the last time I'll ever go, what passed for onion rings was a bunch of burnt batter crumbs with a few traces of onion.

I suppose I should be grateful that there was no spit on my Whopper

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (0Ntuf)

426 just to clarify: I'm fasting, not on a cleanse where I have some restricted diet but I'm still eating.

I'm not eating anything at all, nor drinking anything with calories.

With the trivial exception of some sugar-free metamucil, to make sure I don't have GI issues. But that has 20 calories per tablespoon and I only have it once ever 2 or 3 days.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

427 I'm not saying nuttin'...people gonna do what they do.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (cF8AT)
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I agree. That doesn't mean I won't worry, though! I'm a mom! It's in my genes!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (aXucN)

428 >>>Sweet Cream Ice Cream.


coldstone creamery used to have that in a no-sugar low carb form. It was good.

And then they stopped carrying that.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (PbpT7)

429 *spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (isI7q)

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Posted by: Burger King Human Resources at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (0Ntuf)

430 I think ace forgot to open up the comments section in the new thread.
Time to end the fast.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (RBOtF)

431 These women are swooning all over Trump. #3

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (gH2RJ)

432 Burger King food is more suitable as a weapons than something to eat. The routine E Colin outbreaks support that point.

That aside, the British government is a disgusting police state apparatus. When a milk shake was thrown on Tommy Robinson and his supporters pelted with bricks, the UK cops stood aside. Some grinned. This is moving towards civil war everywhere in the West, and particularly in the Anglosphere. It will ratchet up after the Brexit Party wins Thursday.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Ea9Sw)

433
Assault lawn gnome?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM


hokey smokes, that's a great idea, Eris

I'll have to do some research

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (26G1N)

434 someone in the amazon comments says they sell Nando's Peri-Peri sauce at Target, and at one third the price the amazon jackwad is selling it for.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (PbpT7)

435 well I might try that at some point but I'm on a real fast -- I'm not eating. Anything. Nothing.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)
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Soon Ace will demand to be immured in a church wall, living on bone broth and the prayers of the Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (kQs4Y)

436 Fox has just completely stopped carrying Trump's rally...

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (cF8AT)

437 Ben Had, Mexican chocolate can be had in Texas ice creams? Which brands/stores? I have a Mercad0 Monterey 10 minutes from OP Eromero.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (qBNEP)

438 Burger King has descended to Popeye's level of quality and service.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (0Ntuf)

439 Soon Ace will demand to be immured in a church wall, living on bone broth and the prayers of the Horde.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (kQs4Y)
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I'm on it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (aXucN)

440 >>coldstone creamery used to have that in a no-sugar low carb form


Did they serve it with Raibow Sprinkles and in a Croc?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (488xF)

441 what people should do is buy a burger king milkshake then spill it or drop it or knock it over in the restaurant. or throw it at their front window. or doorway.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Pg+x7)

442 414 Tom Servo @ 328- Tacqerea Lugar? That the one on Gentry puts shredded cabbage in tacos and such? If so they is the bomba.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (qBNEP)

oh yeah, that's the one! My favorite is the #6, I think - they grill a big pile of chopped beef with butter, then put a big chunk of that beef in a lightly fried tortilla with a big chunk of queso blanco (white cheese) That's it - beef and cheese, cooked in butter, wrapped up - it is so good, it is addictive!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)

443 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Pg+x7)

You forgot the sarc tag.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (gH2RJ)

444 >>>Burger King has descended to Popeye's level of quality and service.

we don't love Popeye's anymore?

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

445 they grill a big pile of chopped beef with butter, then put a big chunk of that beef in a lightly fried tortilla with a big chunk of queso blanco (white cheese) That's it - beef and cheese, cooked in butter, wrapped up - it is so good, it is addictive!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)
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That sounds amazing. I hope ace isn't still here to see that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (aXucN)

446 Though Renn State is full of Leftist seminary students Trump could still fill Beaver stadium

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (BbGew)

447 So somebody in California looked at an escalator and said, "You know what--that would be a great place to take a shit!" So he did take a shit. And all his friends saw him do it and thought, "Man, I gotta get me some a' that shit action."

Thus are legends of California made.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (hjaPQ)

448 Penn State, been fighting my typing and autocucumber all night.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (BbGew)

449 443... i was serious.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Pg+x7)

450 #438 good

Posted by: McDonald's at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (t1c4w)

451 I like the Whopper with cheese. I had my first ckikfila sandwich two weeks ago at a trade show (they were out of the spicy) and it was pretty darn good. I wanted to see what everyone was talking about. I didn't feel oppressed, but that's me.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 20, 2019 09:14 PM (/Fmtj)

452 I am super excited. We are days away from a CFA opening, right next to a Whole Foods (no joke). Heart of Silicon Valley. We really don't have any nearby. This is awesome!!!!

Posted by: sassy at May 20, 2019 09:42 PM (tUGnI)

453 I was never a Burger King fan, but I will never eat at a BK again. They're woke SJWs who have no problem crapping on their customers in order to prove their wokeness. Of course, BK's food is crap, so it's no great loss.

Posted by: biancaneve at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (hkMx0)

454 Burger King has descended to Popeye's level of quality and service.

If you can find a decent location, Popeyes is still amazing.

BK is similar - the Bacon Cheese Whopper is awesome if it's from a good location.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (6XLoz)

455 The milkshake ban was in response to Nigel Farage's Brexit party having a rally nearby.

After BK's tweet Nigel was indeed attacked with a milkshake. They should be charged with promoting politically motivated violence.

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