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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/21/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Nobody's life is a bed of roses. We all have crosses to bear, and we all just do our best. I would never claim to have the worst situation. There are many widows, and many people dying of AIDS, many people killed in Lebanon, people starving all over the planet. So we have to count our lucky stars. Yoko Ono


Quote II

Sometimes I am happy and sometimes not. I am, after all, a human being, you know. And I am glad that we are sometimes happy and sometimes not. You get your wisdom working by having different emotions. Yoko Ono


Quote III

I just like to explore all sorts of different forms - no, 'explore' is not even the word - enjoy. You don't want to limit yourself to a particular form. Yoko Ono


80 years young and still hitting it out of the park.................


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The previous video was Yoko at age 80. What is Yoko up to at age 86? If you are in Syracuse this summer you can find out.

SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Yoko Ono, the well-known and little-understood artist, is bringing her work back to Syracuse this summer for a show at the Everson Museum of Art.

Will her return as an 86-year-old trigger the same breathless reactions that she encountered in 1971, when the Everson hosted her first solo museum show?

Perhaps not. Much of the hubbub around that event centered on Ono’s husband, the late John Lennon, who accompanied her and contributed to the exhibition. Still, Ono often surprises.


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There is more to Yoko than just talented singing. Five interesting facts about Yoko.

Yoko Ono, a multimedia artist, composer and musician, has always been associated to John Lennon or The Beatles in her whole life. The artist who was raised in between the United States and Japan started creating paintings, performances, music and videos in the 60s, before she actually met John Lennon.

Here are some facts about the infamous Beatles breaker who continues to strive her powerful and important position in the contemporary art world today.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


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(LP Cover was edited for safe consumption)

How do you finish an album in one night? Let Yoko sing.

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Wife, mother, artist: Yoko through the years.

Rock-and-roll photographer Bob Gruen first met Yoko Ono in 1971, and has been photographing her continuously ever since. Two years ago, when she was turning 80, Gruen put together a book of his portraits of Ono from the past 40 years — accompanied by quotes from interviews with journalist Jody Denberg — documenting her life as an artist, activist, wife, and mother. “We made a book that you just publish online, and we made a one-off that we gave her as a gift,” Gruen explained to the Cut. “She liked it so much that she asked us to publish it.”


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You can't follow me on Twitter. But, you can follow Yoko!

Yes, I'm a giver.


***


When you hire a chauffeur, wouldn't you check and double check the candidate's background. Unless you're a Genius Award Winner.

The melodrama between Yoko Ono and her chauffeur, playing out in New York City courtrooms and across newspaper headlines 11 years ago, appeared to end with that two-month span of accusations, denials and threats. The chauffeur, Koral Karsan, was sent back to his native Turkey after 60 days in jail, and Ms. Ono returned to her public creative pursuits and the side of her life she has long kept private, within the walls of the apartment in the Dakota where she once lived with her husband, John Lennon.

But shortly after meeting with Ms. Ono last month in Manhattan, the police in Berlin this week announced what amounts to an audacious coda to that 2006 chain of events. The police said they have mounting evidence that Mr. Karsan, even as he was accusing Ms. Ono of sexual harassment and demanding $2 million to stay quiet, was stealing Lennon’s personal effects from the cupboards of her apartment in the Dakota.

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Update

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Thanks for the reminder Hadrian the Seventh


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:56 PM




Comments

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1 Thanks for the ONT, Alabama.

You so and so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 09:57 PM (0MVr3)

2 Weirdos everywhere.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2019 09:57 PM (XROPS)

3 Da fuck?

Posted by: G marks the spot at May 21, 2019 09:58 PM (aYcmH)

4 Th

Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2019 09:58 PM (MAstk)

5 I didn't know she was that old.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 09:58 PM (xPl2J)

6 The sins of Alabama will be felt by many. The shame of it all. A Yoko ONT {shakes head}.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 09:59 PM (HCqAo)

7 Freakin Alabama, why?

Posted by: Batterup at May 21, 2019 09:59 PM (FR8Sq)

8 Yuck.....

Posted by: Lump at May 21, 2019 09:59 PM (VcDM5)

9 Do a little dance...

Make a little love...

Get down tonight!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 09:59 PM (7WaWV)

10 Worst.

ONT.

EVER!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 09:59 PM (V2Yro)

11 wtf Alabama?

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (RU4sa)

12 Others warned

Posted by: G marks the spot at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (aYcmH)

13 HAHAHAHAHA!

This is great work within your usual framework!

Posted by: dIb at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (VJOLZ)

14 How was your day, Dear?

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (htgmn)

15
I'm on a plane and I paid $10.99 for wifi.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (afJ7E)

16 This is like using a nuclear weapon.

You have to dust them off and use them every few half centuries, just to prove they still work and remind people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (0MVr3)

17 Thanks for the Briar Patch ONT

Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (EHVbt)

18 {facepalm} O-np!

Posted by: Long Running Fool at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Fyf5W)

19 Couldn't dredge up a feel-good story involving Yoko?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (8g9zh)

20 The Devil went down to GA; obviously GA had first pick over AL.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Z4rgH)

21 Run away, corgis!! Run for your lives!!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (DTX3h)

22
Worst.

ONT.

EVER!

Posted by: Tom Servo


Console yourself. It could have Yoko gifs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (X3lUd)

23 15
I'm on a plane and I paid $10.99 for wifi.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (afJ7E)

Maybe watch a Marvel movie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (0MVr3)

24 Well alllllllllllrighty then.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (nDe2U)

25 OK! OK!


Corporations are people!

Posted by: Mutt Rimmney at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (sy5kK)

26
WTF is a plastic ono?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (bOJUT)

27 It is if a million voices cried out in agony and then were suddenly went silent.

Posted by: Opie whan Kenobi at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (nonGu)

28 It would appear the ONT has a severe case of ONO.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

29 I tried to warn him last night when I signed out.

"Don't taunt MisHum." I said. "If her name is spoken three times, she'll show up unbidden." I said.

Did he listen? Nooooo....

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)

30 An awesome day, in a way.

Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

31 Tomorrow night is the Winehouse ONT.

Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (1L9V9)

32

Oh MisHum. What have you DONE?????

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

33 GodDAMMIT, Alabama!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

34 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

35 28 It would appear the ONT has a severe case of ONO.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

Try asking whomever is your resident busty redhead out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (0MVr3)

36 Mama always said, "Yoko Ono is like a bucket of shit. You always know what you're gonna get."

Posted by: Forest Gump at May 21, 2019 10:03 PM (EfMCv)

37 Howard Stern goofing on Yoko Ono press conference at the United Nations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMVNefiCwws

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 10:03 PM (xPl2J)

38 30 An awesome day, in a way.
Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

Awe-full or awe-inspiring, maybe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:03 PM (0MVr3)

39 Somebody lose a bet? Badly?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 10:03 PM (RuIsu)

40 AlaBAMA, you got some explaining to do.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

41 Clearly, tonight is going to require a second manhattan.

Posted by: Quilp at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (Bf3hj)

42 An awesome day, in a way.
Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (htgmn)

43
Maybe watch a Marvel movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

=======

Do they have subtitles? I left me ear buds in the hotel.

Or should I rock the plane?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (afJ7E)

44 Thirst for brain bleach!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (TZU1B)

45 All Yoko ONT?


Isn't this a felony in some states?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (sy5kK)

46 My God, it's full of tards

Posted by: Some Astronaut at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (nonGu)

47 You took that Yoko challenge and ran with it. Nice job!

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (CMq2e)

48 40 AlaBAMA, you got some explaining to do.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

What's to explain? It's all there in black and white. Er, black and gray.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

49 Meh.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (2PXwn)

50 That's the way... Uh-huh, uh-huh, I liiiiiiike it! Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (7WaWV)

51 Come on, people!

No Mo Yo Ko!
No Mo Yo Ko!
No Mo Yo Ko!
No Mo Yo Ko!
No Mo Yo Ko!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (Ct55T)

52 I can't believe none of you has said you'd hit that.


Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)

53
An awesome day, in a way.

Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at


Yeah, awesome. Lord, spare me any more awesome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (X3lUd)

54 Does anyone know if this is one of the Seals from Revelations that was so terrible they weren't even described?

Posted by: JB1000 at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (0JkhZ)

55 52 I can't believe none of you has said you'd hit that.


Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)

Wouldn't touch that with ace's dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

56 Just fucking great...
The Yellow Peril on the ONT.
No escape.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (qZdIZ)

57 This isn't why we can't have nice things.

*side-eyes Alabama*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (QzJWU)

58 Well. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (myjNJ)

59 I can't believe none of you has said you'd hit that.


Posted by: ALH

----

Low as they may be, we do have our standards.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (Y4EXg)

60 Here are some facts about the infamous Beatles breaker who continues to
strive her powerful and important position
in the contemporary art world
today.


WTFF? That's not proper English.

But it's obviously from a YO fanthing, so I guess it's about par for the course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (HaL55)

61 How about some Morgan James to cleanse the pallet...

https://tinyurl.com/yyjvc2pf

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (EfMCv)

62 tune in tomorrow for the extended works of boy george and liberace.

thanks, alabama.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

63 50 That's the way... Uh-huh, uh-huh, I liiiiiiike it! Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (7WaWV)

KC and the Sunshine Band. I have their greatest hits on CD.


Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (htgmn)

64 Maybe watch a Marvel movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

=======

Do they have subtitles? I left me ear buds in the hotel.

Or should I rock the plane?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (afJ7E)

Drink. Lots of drinks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

65 Dammit, I warned AlaBAMA last night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (3hr5B)

66 19 No One of Consequence

Al Stewart met Yoko when he first got to London. He was persuaded to give Yoko a large part of his paltry cash to support a Yoko art project.

The actual methods of persuasion used are unknown to me.

Al Stewart seemed to know a lot of people in London that became famous later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (u82oZ)

67 Low as they may be, we do have our standards.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (Y4EXg)

Yoko runs face first into our standards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (0MVr3)

68 Just realized that nonGu is my secrete identity.

Posted by: NonGu at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (nonGu)

69 Hiya

And woof-woof !

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (lCxNP)

70 56 Just fucking great...
The Yellow Peril on the ONT.
No escape.
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (qZdIZ)


THAT'S RAAACIST!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (2PXwn)

71 But it's obviously from a YO fanthing, so I guess it's about par for the course.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (HaL55)

To strive? No, no, he clearly said "to blathe"....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:08 PM (Ct55T)

72 Yoko is the warbler of her generation.

Posted by: G marks the spot at May 21, 2019 10:08 PM (aYcmH)

73 Did we see the update Hadrian?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:08 PM (myjNJ)

74 32

Oh MisHum. What have you DONE?????
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (TdMsT)


Someone doubted that I could do an All-Yoko ONT, guess who won that wager?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

75 re 37: I think I remember that? With Scott Muni..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (ZqRa6)

76 I have concluded that the safest thing is to NEVER EVER click on any link in the ONT...

or to be really safe, extend that to any AoS thread!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (3hr5B)

77 I was just reading the daily update on the Oberlin/Gibson's trial over at Legal Insurrection - GREAT reporting by them on a case that is completely off the MSM's radar.

The plaintiff's lawyers (for Gibson's Bakery) are doing a truly masterful job at making their defamation case against the SJW administrators, it is a joy to behold. They are doing everything right - meanwhile Oberlin is telling the jury that they are all a bunch of dumb hicks who are too stupid and racist to understand anything. Now, you never know how a jury will rule, but I am looking forward to this one!

fyi, because of limitations in Ohio tort law (more details at LI), the Maximum damages possible that Gibson's could win would be near $5 million, with potentially double that tacked on as punitive damages.

Oberlin has told the jury that no business in their stupid little town is worth more than $35,000.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (V2Yro)

78 wow

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (0O7c5)

79
Did we see the update Hadrian?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)


The end of a perfect day, he said heavily.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (X3lUd)

80 Yes, with Scott Muni.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (xPl2J)

81 Pointless trivia:

When Al Stewart was a young nobody, he played guitar for the then-unknown Yoko Ono.

He said it was just long sessions of making odd noises.

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (3jjxb)

82 AlaBAMA, you got some explaining to do.

Is he even here to see what he's done?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (HaL55)

83 Alas, my 2nd chakra will never be released with all of this Yoko Ono crap!

Posted by: Al Gore at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (SVslj)

84 This just goes to prove that even after the coverage of an ONT, Yoko Ono is still an irrelevant nobody.

Posted by: Gork at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (WF4sx)

85 70 56 Just fucking great...
The Yellow Peril on the ONT.
No escape.
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (qZdIZ)

THAT'S RAAACIST!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (2PXwn)

Oh.

I took the inference that "everything she does is piss poor".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (Ct55T)

86 Wow. Those Yoko quotes are pretty breathtaking. I would say drugs, but I am not sure she is not like that anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (0MVr3)

87 66
Al Stewart seemed to know a lot of people in London that became famous later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (u82oZ)


No shit. Dude was like Zelig in the mid-60s London music scene, which was well before he became famous.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

88 Does this count as a punishment thread?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (N5dam)

89 wow


Wow - Wow !

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (lCxNP)

90 10 Tom Servo

This is CoB action calibrated to reign in excessive ONT exuberance, IMHO. I just assume AlaBAMAsome Moron overdid it, was bad, and we are being whacked with a rolled-up newspaper on the nose.

After living in Democratic enclaves, this is nothing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

91 Has Yoko ever done a cover of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (htgmn)

92

Oh MisHum.


There are are just some wagers YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

93 65 Dammit, I warned AlaBAMA last night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (3hr5B)

He's too chicken to do an all Hillary Clinton ONT

I double dog dare you.

Running with scissors, boss.

Posted by: Some Commenter at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

94 [reads the first quote] OK, that's not terrible. She still broke up the Beatles and can't sing, though.

Posted by: hurricane567 at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (T6Q07)

95 What did we do so wrong that we got nothing but Yoko Ono when we're starving for ONT content?

Posted by: IanDeal at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (lB9A8)

96 IT BURNS!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)

97 I take cold comfort in the fact that Mis Hum had to sort thru dozens of Yoko articles and pics to put this thing together.

Plus I was saved from many link clicks tonite.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (Z4rgH)

98 This makes me very happy that the gin and tonic I had before an excellent dinner was quite strong.
Now, given my iron disposition, I may only hurl half my body weight.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (5U303)

99 He's too chicken to do an all Hillary Clinton ONT

I double dog dare you.

Running with scissors, boss.
Posted by: Some Commenter at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

Nothing but Trump videos

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (Ct55T)

100 Didn't click on any audio or video, so, relatively painless. Remarkable how you managed to get a Yoko post that looked so very much like an ONT.

Hope you got that out of your system, MH, and we can get back to real ONTs.

(Hint: All-Tiny Tim ONT.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (s2OJe)

101 I must admit, in a very perverse way, I have to admire MisHum's sheer audacity in pulling this ONT out of the garbage and presenting it to us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (3hr5B)

102 Oh come on people! Its not like anyone ever talks about the content anyway. MisHum could throw out a pic of a fat guy drinking PBR and holding a shotgun while riding a lawnmower down main street and we would still talk about whatever.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (myjNJ)

103 I disavow this ONT

Posted by: citizenslave at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (71qgL)

104 Refugee daughter just got her melodica (lung-powered keyboard gizmo) delivered, and popped into the room to play the Wii theme. Seems like appropriate background music for this ONT.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (8AONa)

105
He said it was just long sessions of making odd noises.

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (3jjxb)

------------------------------

You can get the same effect by having dinner at Taco Bell.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (8g9zh)

106 Yoko exists so that Charo can feel good about herself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (H5knJ)

107 No shit. Dude was like Zelig in the mid-60s London music scene, which was well before he became famous.
Posted by: rickl

---

His life would be a great biopic.

I thought Alan Cumming could play him perfectly.

Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (3jjxb)

108 MisHum is too chicken to do an all busty lesbian pron ONT!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (0MVr3)

109 Lets see if we can use some reverse psychology on MisHum.

Too chicken to do an entire ONT on Melania Trump, eh.

Come on yes I mean they are the secrete service. I mean they could track down anyone with the help of the FBI

As my son would say "Bet"

Posted by: NonGu at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (nonGu)

110 2019 10:07 PM (3hr5B)

He's too chicken to do an all Hillary Clinton ONT

I double dog dare you.

Running with scissors, boss.
Posted by: Some Commenter at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

I would love a Hillary Clinton ONT.

I never get tired of saying mean (but true) things about her. It never gets old.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

111 http://www.lst393.org/


I'm thinking of rolling there Saturday.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (hI/80)

112 97 I take cold comfort in the fact that Mis Hum had to sort thru dozens of Yoko articles and pics to put this thing together.

Plus I was saved from many link clicks tonite.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (Z4rgH)


100 Didn't click on any audio or video, so, relatively painless. Remarkable how you managed to get a Yoko post that looked so very much like an ONT.

Hope you got that out of your system, MH, and we can get back to real ONTs.

(Hint: All-Tiny Tim ONT.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (s2OJe)



It was quite an enjoyable endeavor. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

113 I was never here.

There was never this ONT.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (EZebt)

114 79 Hadrian the Seventh

Do you still have a job? Or are you in need of our prayers, stupid advice, and pointless job offers for classical music players in houses of negotiable virtue?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

115 Skipped the content and I'm *still* this late?!


Oh, well.


Good Evening, all!

Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (H9w46)

116 She had nice tits at one point.

Posted by: literally serious at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (E67Aw)

117 mishum must have cleaned out the two holer behind the garage for this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

118
102 Oh come on people! Its not like anyone ever talks about the content anyway. MisHum could throw out a pic of a fat guy drinking PBR and holding a shotgun while riding a lawnmower down main street and we would still talk about whatever.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (myjNJ)


Many of us read the content.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

119 you know, guess that whole "with great power comes great responsibility" thing is out.


some fuckabilly shoots his mouth off then everyone suffers.




Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)

120 Someone doubted that I could do an All-Yoko ONT, guess who won that wager?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)


Like I said last night:

Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball MisHum, especially when he's wearing his "Master of the ONT" hat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (3hr5B)

121 Thanks anyway, MisHum!

Pity you had to endure all that, to put the ONT together.

Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (gP/Z3)

122 Yoko exists so that Charo can feel good about herself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM


Hey! Charo has actual talent! Still!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (7WaWV)

123 Oh, no!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (Ct55T)

124 I didn't know that if I strung together a series of "inspirational" clichés that I could write just as well as Yoko Ono.

You only live once, so be kind to animals, stay in school, and pay your bills on time.

There, that was easy!

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (2RBkF)

125 you know, this is like the swalwell strategy of gun control. nuke everyone instead of using a silver bullet to take out the idiot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)

126 I'm thinking of rolling there Saturday.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (hI/80)


I went to a retirement ceremony for one of my dad's Navy buddies there.

*shrug*
That's all I got. It's a boat. This was ca. 2000. I don't think it had been fully refitted to its original configuration then.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

127 Many of us read the content.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)


There's content?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (3hr5B)

128
Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (gP/Z3)



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

129 Well holy shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

130 What is featured on the Platinum Tier ONT tonite?

Posted by: Max Power at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (q177U)

131

lulz:

Someone on twitter linked a story to The Hill about "muslim Americans" supposedly raising $120K for the victims of the Pittsburgh synogue. Okay, whatever.

Anyway, some jerkoff tweeted back: "What Fox "news" doesn't want people to know..."

Hahaha, funny, right? Because Fox News likes to hide shit like that. Get it?

Here's the Rest Of The Story:

Original tweeter (Ellison Barber) tweeted back: "...this is my tweet and I work for Fox News."


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (MVJst)

132 You only live once, so be kind to animals, stay in school, and pay your bills on time.

There, that was easy!
Posted by: Pete in TX at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (2RBkF)

Heh.

Worst.

YOLO

Ever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (Ct55T)

133 This ONT is not who we are.

Posted by: Karl Rove on a pogo stick at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+Tibp)

134
There's content?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (3hr5B)




Well... there USUALLY is.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

135
Do you still have a job?

Alas, no. Better people than me got whacked too. A colleague stopped by to express his sympathies and said it was like the Brain trust walking out the door. I'm employed till July 1st.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (X3lUd)

136 I actually read the content. No idea why.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (113G5)

137 Biden / Yoko 2020!!

Posted by: Mittens McRomney at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (FiUMj)

138 you know what paul mcartney said yofo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (MTjB1)

139 Yoko exists so that Charo can feel good about herself.

Charo actually has talent: she's a pretty good guitar player.

The only thing YO is good at is latching onto the underside of John Lennon like a remora and breaking up the world's best band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (HaL55)

140 *grabs legal pad*

*wets tip of pencil and begins to write*

Ok, let's see
1. Mis Hum
2. Hadrian
3. AlaBAMA
4. John Lennon

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (EZebt)

141 Many of us read the content.

I at least look at the pictures. Not tonight.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

142 It was quite an enjoyable endeavor. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)


Please, I beg you with tears in my eyes, don't challenge MisHum's creativity for the next few years!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:20 PM (3hr5B)

143 "associated to"

"continues to strive her... position"

Didn't read the linked "5 facts" article, but the snippet quoted makes me think writer the first language English not is.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:20 PM (s2OJe)

144 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (X3lUd)

That's tough man. Good luck on landing the next one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:20 PM (0MVr3)

145
Drink. Lots of drinks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

=======

This flight is never gonna end.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:20 PM (afJ7E)

146 Well I for one will always be grateful for Ms Ono putting an end to the awfulness that was the Beatles.
Thank you ma'am for that contribution to the music world!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (myjNJ)

147 Well, carp. Here I am clawing back 70 years from being a heathen to the position of being a nominal Presbyterian (Reformed) when all along all I had to do was 'count my lucky stars'. I truly am a maroon. Want me to caterwaul for y'all?

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (qBNEP)

148 Every now and again, a person decides to challenge MisHum.

Much like challenging a SERE graduate to eat bugs, they will, and you will lose the bet.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (113G5)

149 119 you know, guess that whole "with great power comes great responsibility" thing is out.


some fuckabilly shoots his mouth off then everyone suffers.




Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)




I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

150 I'm on a plane and I paid $10.99 for wifi.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (afJ7E)

Maybe watch a Marvel movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (0MVr3)

ONE PUNCH MAN

Posted by: Max Power at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (q177U)

151 Yoko Ono is God's way of telling a civilization its time is up. We should all now get down on our knees and right with the Lord.

Posted by: Wtp at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (WQfDg)

152 Tonight's ONT reminds me of an old old joke:

What's ugly, yellow, and can't sing?


(ok, self-denunciation for the 'yellow' bit-- just quoting the original joke)

Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (gP/Z3)

153 you know, you have to wonder when mishum want soft.

used to be that nonsense like that started with mishum and the commenter walking into a long, dark hallway, then, when they were just out of sight there would be a loud crack and a minute or two later mishum would walk out the other end of the hallway, by his lonesome.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (MTjB1)

154 Apropos of nothing, I was reading "The Great Upheaval" by Jay Winik over the weekend. It seems that in the 1796 election, the French ambassador was openly publishing articles in American newspapers arguing for Thomas Jefferson, who supported the French Revolution, over John Adams, who didn't. It almost worked too, as Adams narrowly defeated Jefferson by 71-68 in the Electoral College.

But foreign governments never meddled in American elections before 2016. Right.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

155 WTH

I listened to all of it

Now the children need to hide the firearms.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (PkVlr)

156 The Moron who did this still isn't here to survey the damage he caused.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)

157 a minute or two later mishum would walk out the other end of the hallway, by his lonesome.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (MTjB1)


"Tell me again about the rabbits, MisHum"

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 10:23 PM (t+qrx)

158 This.... THIS is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 21, 2019 10:24 PM (3H9h1)

159
Apropos of nothing, I was reading "The Great Upheaval" by Jay Winik over the weekend. It seems that in the 1796 election, the French ambassador was openly publishing articles in American newspapers arguing for Thomas Jefferson, who supported the French Revolution, over John Adams, who didn't. It almost worked too, as Adams narrowly defeated Jefferson by 71-68 in the Electoral College.

But foreign governments never meddled in American elections before 2016. Right.
Posted by: rickl

======

Content! Non-Yoko content!

*slurps gratefully*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:24 PM (afJ7E)

160 156
The Moron who did this still isn't here to survey the damage he caused.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)


I thought alaBAMA was a good guy. Why, why?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (sy5kK)

161 153 you know, you have to wonder when mishum want soft.

used to be that nonsense like that started with mishum and the commenter walking into a long, dark hallway, then, when they were just out of sight there would be a loud crack and a minute or two later mishum would walk out the other end of the hallway, by his lonesome.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (MTjB1

It's the kinder, gentler Mis. Hum.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

162 Think of it this way:

If Yoko hadn't Yoko'ed the Beatles, the Beatles would have just slid into being "Wings + John Lennon and some weird amateurish sitar shit occasionally."

Instead we got John writing a couple OK vanity albums, George wrote some pretty material on his own, Ringo basically turned his life and musical career into a Perpetual Motion Birthday Party, and Wings can just suck on its own merits without dragging anyone else down with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (Ct55T)

163 Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit driving nails into my skull.

Posted by: McCroskey at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (kR3UB)

164 Yoko sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (RuIsu)

165 Ah, the ONT is here...Oh, shit!

Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2019 10:26 PM (ed8K1)

166 Here's something to wash the Yoko taste outta your mouth...

@realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

Great news for Republicans: Fred Keller has just won the hard fought for Pennsylvania Congressional contest in a LANDSLIDE, over 70% of the vote. Thanks to the thousands who showed up for the Rally last night. Congratulations to Fred and his wonderful family!


And now for something completely different...

Redneck innovation at its finest.

https://tinyurl.com/y38uldn7

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:26 PM (cF8AT)

167 Starship Enterprise reaction video to Yoko Ono's cover of Pink Floyd's Great Gig in The Sky

https://tinyurl.com/y5uobj79

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:26 PM (0Ntuf)

168 . . . and can't sing?

Posted by: JQ
________

Margaret Cho?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 10:26 PM (ta49A)

169 "Tell me again about the rabbits, MisHum"
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at M




you know, the thing is instead of strangling the ranch owner's wife like lennie did accidentially, this guy grabbed his dick and squeezed until it exploded. shards of dick everywhere, thread and commenters covered with dick shards.

you know while he was throttling his dick in a weird twist he was screaming "squiggy!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM (MTjB1)

170 I was looking for articles on the Australia Election, which is being (what a surprise!) memory holed even faster than the Israeli Election, but CNN is it's good old reliable self - all they had to say was "After Australia's Election, Refugees attempt Suicide!!!"

A shame some CNN staffers didn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM (V2Yro)

171 4 -1 Stl Blues....4:30 remaining.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM (cF8AT)

172 I think I picked the wrong ONT to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Miklos, wondering what we did to deserve this at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

173 It's the , gentler Mis. Hum.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at M




you know, the old soviet union was more fun than the new russia, the best things stay the same.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:28 PM (MTjB1)

174 @94

To be fair, John Lennon, per Paul, broke up the Beatles.


John just used Yoko as the middle man and fall gal.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 21, 2019 10:28 PM (kMNBT)

175 some fuckabilly shoots his mouth off then everyone suffers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)

===

And, isn't this, really, the story of Obama?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (EZebt)

176 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxal5fg6

https://tinyurl.com/yy4aqumc

https://tinyurl.com/yyjco22d

https://tinyurl.com/y5hhmy83

https://tinyurl.com/y3uu43gj

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (0Ntuf)

177 OH NO!

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (aS1PU)

178 you know, the old soviet union was more fun than the new russia, the best things stay the same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:28 PM (MTjB1)

I think the kulaks and other dissidents might have disagreed with you- if they were still alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (0MVr3)

179 I think I picked the wrong ONT to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Miklos, wondering what we did to deserve this at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM


Who is this "we" of whom you speak?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (7WaWV)

180 Also, John cheated on Yoko with another Asian chick that was really hot.

He also left his first wife when he became famous.

John was not a nice man.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (kMNBT)

181 Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (0Ntuf)

If those are all pictures of Yoko from behind, I will hunt you down in your sleep...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (Ct55T)

182 Thank you, kbdabear, for not playing along!

Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (ta49A)

183 How about some *melodic* Japanese-American music?


https:// youtu.be/3UDIzQvujhk

Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (gP/Z3)

184

Where is AlaBAMA?

I'd like a quiet word with him.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

185 Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (myjNJ)

186 Oh, the humanity!!!!

Posted by: Tinker at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (2Cj5Z)

187 Obvious follow-up would be an all-throat-singer ONT.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (H5knJ)

188 John was not a nice man.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (kMNBT)

Which is a shocker for the ages. Liberal douche-bag is an utter prick while writing songs like 'Imagine'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (0MVr3)

189 Her music is reminiscent of that Andy Warhol band, The Velvet Undergound.

Posted by: Wurlitzer at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (ePWRo)

190 180 Also, John cheated on Yoko with another Asian chick that was really hot.

He also left his first wife when he became famous.

John was not a nice man.
Posted by: John The Savage



His first wife was pretty hot too. English chick. No, he was a creep but at least he was smug and pretentious so it evens out. Or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 10:31 PM (HCqAo)

191 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxhoy35n

https://tinyurl.com/y5pavt7u

https://tinyurl.com/yypk9wjv

https://tinyurl.com/y2fzgenh

https://tinyurl.com/yx8h6oku

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:31 PM (0Ntuf)

192 I'm employed till July 1st.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (X3lUd)

===

That sucks.

Time to adopt some new puppehs?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:31 PM (EZebt)

193 "...And breaking up the world's best band."

Yep. Thanks for that BB.

Let the haters hate.
For me that description coin has two sides.

Beatles/Zepplin

Posted by: teej at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (A3w0Q)

194 Think of it this way:



If Yoko hadn't Yoko'ed the Beatles, the Beatles would have just slid
into being "Wings + John Lennon and some weird amateurish sitar shit
occasionally."



Instead we got John writing a couple OK vanity albums, George wrote
some pretty material on his own, Ringo basically turned his life and
musical career into a Perpetual Motion Birthday Party, and Wings can
just suck on its own merits without dragging anyone else down with it.


They were doing quite well and just hitting their stride writing-wise. Remember they'd only been writing songs "together" for what, 6 or 7 years or so. They might've also stayed together and also done solo projects too. Who knows how many albums like Revolver or Rubber Soul or Sgt. Pepper's they still had left in them?


But we'll never get to find that out, now will we? Thanks a lot, YO. Thanks a fuck of a lot. Bitch...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (HaL55)

195 5 - 1 Blues!

2:15 remaining

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (cF8AT)

196 At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: West at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (CPHNr)

197 Time to adopt some new puppehs?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at M




sweater puppies

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (MTjB1)

198 Well that's a birthday present that puts spending the day in labs and chemo in perspective.

Speaking of, I met my oncologist and she say is likely (presumably due to the results of those in the study I'm in who started months before me and my numbers from labs) that after finishing the next 12 weeks of chemo, having 2 or 3 weeks to heal and then having a bone marrow transplant (suspiciously with a vague "couple of weeks" time line that I should experience a "deep remission",which is currently as good as it gets with this type of cancer.

So that was a great present.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (Ojki1)

199 187 Obvious follow-up would be an all-throat-singer ONT.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (H5knJ)

Believe me, I have given it thought.

Once again

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

200 John was not a nice man.
Posted by: John The Savage

I found that out after he burned my flat down

Posted by: The girl in Norwegian Wood at May 21, 2019 10:33 PM (0Ntuf)

201 At least it isn't a single photo that requires 300 "page downs" to get to the bottom.

I remember THAT ONT punishment.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 21, 2019 10:34 PM (PHotS)

202 135 Hadrian the Seventh

Prayers ascending. I am positive you will bounve, not break.

Unlock that creativity. If you need adult beverages at the Tx MoMeet, just holler.

Classical music player in houses of negotiable virtue is still my go-to suggestion. Go long on Ravel's Bolero.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

203 If those are all pictures of Yoko from behind, I will hunt you down in your sleep...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (Ct55T)

That would be ... inhuman

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:34 PM (0Ntuf)

204 194: Musically, Ringo may have not done much post Beatles but he did marry Barbara Bach and they are still married. Thats impressive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 10:34 PM (HCqAo)

205 What hath MisHum wrought?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 10:35 PM (w7KSn)

206 Holy shit!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2019 10:35 PM (5ksPo)

207 198 Well that's a birthday present that puts spending the day in labs and chemo in perspective.

Speaking of, I met my oncologist and she say is likely (presumably due to the results of those in the study I'm in who started months before me and my numbers from labs) that after finishing the next 12 weeks of chemo, having 2 or 3 weeks to heal and then having a bone marrow transplant (suspiciously with a vague "couple of weeks" time line that I should experience a "deep remission",which is currently as good as it gets with this type of cancer.

So that was a great present.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (Ojki1)



Happy birthday, and earnest prayer for healing, Bete.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

208 Already mentioned?

The one time a Yoko Ono performance was not nails-on-chalkboard bad: she had a few lines in the movie "Isle of Dogs."

Animated movie, so you didn't have to see her.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 10:35 PM (W+vEI)

209 Blues win!

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (cF8AT)

210 Yoko sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Yoko scared Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (HaL55)

211 198 Bete

Oh no, I didn't know!

May you experience a full and swift recovery.

R'fuah shleima.

Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (EHVbt)

212 Best ONT thread ever, Misanthropic Humanitarian!!!! I love how you make these right wingers suffer!!!! They all deserve it !!!!!

But you know what would really make them all mad and they deserve it to? A whole post with the WORST band of alltime Blue Oyster Cult!!!

You should do that BUT I BET YOU WONT!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (ta49A)

213 "Yoko Ono is a huge talent."
-- No one, ever.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (aS1PU)

214 Ibguy!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

215 I wonder if Yoko is a witch

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 10:37 PM (dm05u)

216 Is it true that Halle Berry cooks bacon topless?

Posted by: torabora at May 21, 2019 10:37 PM (SfQwj)

217 So that was a great present.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (Ojki1)


Prayers up for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:37 PM (3hr5B)

218 this thread would be better if the post had an auto play Yoko song ... so every refresh forces her crooning into the minds and homes of the adoring horde. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (Cus5s)

219 214 LadyL

Hey Big Sis!

How's the eye?

Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (EHVbt)

220 BASTARD.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (lLeln)

221 >>180 Also, John cheated on Yoko with another Asian chick that was really hot.

Actually, Yoko had separated from Lennon and sent her assistant to keep him company. And then after Yoko figured she had made him suffer enough she let Lennon reunite with her.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (EfMCv)

222 Read all the content. That Evelyn Methwood speed-skimming course sure paid off bigly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (7njPr)

223 Thanks for the ONT MisHum! I'm hoping for a Tiny Tim, Charro, Liberace and Bob Ross version some day.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (myjNJ)

224 218 this thread would be better if the post had an auto play Yoko song ... so every refresh forces her crooning into the minds and homes of the adoring horde. /s
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (Cus5s)

The hamsters told me Don't Do It!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

225 Wash some Ono outta' your mind.....?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uds7g3M-4lQ

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (3H9h1)

226 this thread would be better if the post had an auto play Yoko song ... so every refresh forces her crooning into the minds and homes of the adoring horde. /s
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (Cus5s)


That is illegal in 63 countries and 38 states.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU)

227 So that was a great present.

That's great news, Bete!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (HaL55)

228 yoko is (or was) part of the international 60's neo-dada art movement called "fluxus".

you could look it up. it explains a lot.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (Pg+x7)

229 Bete @ 198- May GOD hold you in His hands and heal you according to His Good Will. I pray you be given strength to fight and grace to understand and accept His Will.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (qBNEP)

230
How's the eye?
Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (EHVbt)


The eyes are GREAT, Li'l Bro!


I have XRay vision!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

231 Bill Burr on Yoko, John Lennon and Chuck Berry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4K07Kz7M8Q

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (w7KSn)

232 You bastards! You maniacs! You Yoko-ed it all up! Damn you all to hell!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (5ksPo)

233 Good luck, Bete.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

234 The hamsters told me Don't Do It!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)


Please post the Paypal Hamster Feed Donor info!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (3hr5B)

235 Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

The Shadow knows.....

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (RkS3d)

236 Btw BB, saw your comment about thinking we must play big places if I'm mic'ing my drums.

Nope About a hundred is the largest.
Just sounds so much better sending em through the PA with everything else.

Especially with the digital board effects and going through 2 BOSE L1 Model 2's.
And I don't think those ever get turned up past 2 or 3 unless we're outdoors. We're not there to hurt people and talk about clean sound.

Have a great night.
We gone, bye-bye.

Posted by: teej at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (A3w0Q)

237 Some never retreat.
The question is does Miss Hum have orange hair?

Posted by: Wurlitzer at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (ePWRo)

238 still, no alaBAMA.


can someone go to Mississippi and check if he is there?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (sy5kK)

239 "Gloria", anyone?

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (Cssks)

240 'Night teej.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

241 230 LadyL

WooHoo!!

Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (EHVbt)

242
The hamsters told me Don't Do It!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)


I would have hoped that your loving kindness would have reached the conclusion first.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

243 Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (Ojki1)

Prayer for complete and speedy recovery.

Y feliz cumpleanos!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (EZebt)

244 Better than Yoko...

https://tinyurl.com/y6cshfwr

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (I2/tG)

245 Bete,

Chemo sucks.

You got this! Be strong and let people help you.
Love and prayers.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (PkVlr)

246 still, no alaBAMA.

can someone go to Mississippi and check if he is there?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (sy5kK)


If there is justice in the universe, the gators got him.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)

247 prayers up, Bete.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (sy5kK)

248 Imagine Yoko doing her interpretation of The Grateful Dead's Alabama Getaway.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (EfMCv)

249 I would have hoped that your loving kindness would have reached the conclusion first.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


types...


deletes!!!

Says Good Night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (3hr5B)

250 I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (JcXHH)

251 My mother was (is) a huge Beatles fan, and she always had a deep seated hatred towards Yoko...

but oddly over the last couple ten years or so it's abated quite a bit and she'll actually have a nice thing or two to say about her when she comes up as a topic of conversation.

She really, really, really hates Linda MacCartney though.

Not sure why, except that she's basically Yoko except less talented (or at least less exuberant with her lack of talent), white, and doesn't get all the blame for breaking up the band.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (Ct55T)

252 This is not your grandfather's muldoon

____

What makes Morons spit out their cocoa?
And drives many Morons plum loco?
Some fool baits the cob,
Who 'pon us doth fob
This overnight thread filled with Yoko.
___

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (s2OJe)

253 Nope About a hundred is the largest.

Just sounds so much better sending em through the PA with everything else.



Especially with the digital board effects and going through 2 BOSE L1 Model 2's.

And I don't think those ever get turned up past 2 or 3 unless we're
outdoors. We're not there to hurt people and talk about clean sound.


I'ma gonna hope y'all are recording gigs, because I sure would be. Clean sound is good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (HaL55)

254 Stockades in the public square. Horse whipping.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (LuPts)

255 Says Good Night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (3hr5B)


Good night, dear Hrothgar.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

256 242
The hamsters told me Don't Do It!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)


I would have hoped that your loving kindness would have reached the conclusion first.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


Mrs. Mis. Hum. kept asking me repeatedly tonight, "why are you smiling?"

"Why are you laughing?

I have no idea

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

257 Change the subject, quick.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (t5m5e)

258 How about some Morgan James to cleanse the pallet...

https://tinyurl.com/yyjvc2pf
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (EfMCv)

Or some Morgan Davis:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8iUbRNHQ5Hs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (7njPr)

259 Looks like I picked the wrong ONT to stop smoking crawdads. Or licking toads, can't remember which.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (RuIsu)

260 It's good that Mis Hum posted a Yoko thread. Everybody, isn't this good? I think it's good.

Hopefully tomorrow night he won't wish us into the cornfield.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (sdi6R)

261
Mrs. Mis. Hum. kept asking me repeatedly tonight, "why are you smiling?"

"Why are you laughing?

I have no idea
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (aA3+G)


I can just hear that cruel laugh...

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

262 Why MisHum hate me?

Posted by: Gem at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (XoAz8)

263 Do not taunt Happy Fun Misanthropic Humanitarian.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (uEbPt)

264 Well uh huh, Well uh huh!

Gloria!

I think they got your number!
I think they got the alias,
That you been living under!

All the voices in your head,
Calling Gloria!

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (Cssks)

265 prayers, Bete

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (dm05u)

266 Quickest scroll-thru of ONT contents...EVAR.

Hope y'all are doing alright.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (W+kMI)

267 yoko is (or was) part of the international 60's neo-dada art movement called "fluxus".
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (Pg+x7)


Incidentally, an archaic name for unrelenting dysentery is "the flux'.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

268 How about some Morgan James to cleanse the pallet...

https://tinyurl.com/yyjvc2pf
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (EfMCv)

Or some Morgan Davis:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8iUbRNHQ5Hs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (7njPr)


There's always Mogen David
https://www.mogendavid.com/

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (aS1PU)

269 I'll pass on good news. Students are out for the summer. My lecture went well.

And we dodged a tornado. Sirens from towns south and west of us were blaring, but it passed to the north. After that the storm line spawned three more tornadoes, all to the east of us.

Teej and the KC Horde were not in danger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

270 Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

Just for you, I return to say and a Good Night to you as well.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:46 PM (3hr5B)

271 Change the subject, quick.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
________

Why? Did the subject go boom-boom?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 10:46 PM (ta49A)

272 What makes Morons spit out their cocoa?
And drives many Morons plum loco?
Some fool baits the cob,
Who 'pon us doth fob
This overnight thread filled with Yoko.
___
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (s2OJe)


I can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

273 She really, really, really hates Linda MacCartney though.

Not sure why, except that she's basically Yoko except less talented (or at least less exuberant with her lack of talent), white, and doesn't get all the blame for breaking up the band.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (Ct55T)

===

Linda McCartney is to Wings, as
Donna Jean Godcheaux is to the Grateful Dead.

Their discordant singing ruined so many great songs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:46 PM (EZebt)

274 Good heavens.. a yoko ONT..

Posted by: IC at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (fiC74)

275 It's good that Mis Hum posted a Yoko thread. Everybody, isn't this good? I think it's good.

Hopefully tomorrow night he won't wish us into the cornfield.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (sdi6R)


Yeah. That was the best ONT ever MisHum. Nobody does it better.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (aS1PU)

276 Incidentally, an archaic name for unrelenting dysentery is "the flux'.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

That is the first thing i thought of.

An unrelenting stream of life-threatening liquid shit?

....Sounds about right.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (Ct55T)

277 Hopefully tomorrow night he won't wish us into the cornfield.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (sdi6R)

Tomorrow's will be.....Hmmmm, moar routine I think is the term.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

278 Incidentally, an archaic name for unrelenting dysentery is "the flux'.


That's a "movement" all right, especially if YO has anything at all to do with it. At least surrealism looks interesting if done correctly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (HaL55)

279 Guess I picked the wrong ONT to stop taking amphetamines...

Posted by: Steve McCroskey! at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

280 Everybody's talking to computers,
they're all dancing to a drum machine
I know I'm living on the outside
Scared of getting caught between
I'm so cool calculated alone in a modern world-uh huh

But Sally has a hard time holding back
The alley to her heart is a beaten track
She's got the love monkey riding on her back

You want love I got it, come on girl

[CHORUS:]
We all need the human touch
We all need the human touch
I need it the human touch
We all need the human touch
We all need it, and I need it too


Nighty night, horde!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:48 PM (myjNJ)

281 Yoko is a muse from Hell. Which is somewhere near Oregon I'm sure.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2019 10:49 PM (LuPts)

282 Good heavens.. a yoko ONT..
Posted by: IC at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (fiC74)

===

*stands back in awe, surveys the devestation*

Yeah it's something alright.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:49 PM (EZebt)

283 Will you get him on the Main Line,
Or catch him on the reee-bound?

You don't have to answer,
All the voices in your head...

Calling Gloria!

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:49 PM (Cssks)

284 unrelenting stream of life-threatening liquid shit?

I've been watching the Chernobyl series, aka /rbmk/.
I need a hug.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)

285 I'd like to lodge a complaint.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (HrXHr)

286 Doesn't WeirdDave have the Wednesday slot?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (7WaWV)

287 279 Guess I picked the wrong ONT to stop taking amphetamines...
Posted by: Steve McCroskey! at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

Looking forward to your comments at 4AM

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

288 Tomorrow's will be.....Hmmmm, moar routine I think is the term.

Pre-thank-yous are in order. I hope.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (HaL55)

289 My God, it's full of Yoko!

Posted by: David Bowman at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (xRdPB)

290 Like watching a snake swallow a rat.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (qBNEP)

291
Verlander had given up one hit through 7. Man's a pitching machine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (X3lUd)

292 284 unrelenting stream of life-threatening liquid shit?

I've been watching the Chernobyl series, aka /rbmk/.
I need a hug.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)

A hug with nuclear arms?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (Ct55T)

293 286 Doesn't WeirdDave have the Wednesday slot?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (7WaWV)


No and I might take his slot Thursday and Friday as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

294 bear with asymmetrical balls #106:
Yoko exists so that Charo can feel good about herself.

I suddenly saw a new argument meme for the blog. Along the lines of Ginger / Mary Ann or Betty / Veronica.

Tough choice: Yoko or Charo? Hmm... Lemme think....

CHARO - Malagueña - LIVE in Morongo Casino 12/13/2013
https://youtu.be/XmNPXqG6ovg

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (s2OJe)

295 Pre-thank-yous are in order. I hope.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (HaL55)

Stay tuned my friend, stay tuned.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

296 Well Well Well, oh Well

Posted by: ChasAtlas at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (ddXcI)

297 Is Maet back?

Is this the punishment ONT?

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (JpvS2)

298 267 hog martin "... archaic word for unrelenting dysentary is "the flux"...

interesting - and not far off. where duchamp would mount an upside down urinal and call it a fountain or a bicycle wheel, and warhol would frame a soup can or photo of marylin, fluxus artists chose the detritus of life - scraps of paper, postcards, maybe a piece of lint, all out anything you would throw out - and called it "art".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (Pg+x7)

299 Yoko "singing" vs. the Muzzie call to prayer.

Which is more effective at driving out rodents?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (AQVpU)

300 Shark fin soup!

Shark fillets!

Shark steaks!

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (Cssks)

301 Damnyou. Alabama. What did you do? We don't deserve this. What did we dooooooo!

Posted by: usntakim at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (0OmEj)

302 Somewhere in his secret base, Maetenloch smiles in approval.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (xRdPB)

303 No and I might take his slot Thursday and Friday as well Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM



Well... I, for one, would welcome such a turn of events...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (7WaWV)

304 OK Hordelings, I'm going to try to hit the hay and hope I don't have nightmares or the screaming mi-mi's in the middle of the night. I have the heebies, though, so I'm halfway there already.

Y'all try to behave and damn Alabama for me if he shows up later, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

305 Well... I, for one, would welcome such a turn of events...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (7WaWV)

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (aS1PU)

306 mindful webworker

That link shows Charo had talent. And big lips. Unlike Yoko.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (u82oZ)

307
I, for one, welcome our new all Yoko Loco ONT.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (NMAzL)

308 If you are courageous or foolish, turn the ONT around so you can read the ingredients label. Third from the bottom. The secret ingredient. You neither saw or heard it but IT IS INSIDE YOU!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (e1mEI)

309 Never look at the content, so, I'm good.


But it seems like another music thread ..... of sorts.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (QDnY+)

310 It was quite an enjoyable endeavor. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

---

Nice work, guys.

Keep taunting the COB.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (RU4sa)

311 Worse than Yoko ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (vWMNq)

312 Well Misanthropic Humanitarian, this is a fine ONT.
Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)

313 312

CBD has turned to the dark side.

Serpentine! Now!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (u82oZ)

314 This has inspired me to eat a bloody prime rib and have a couple Shiners at Texas Roadhouse tomorrow.

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (qBNEP)

315 I believe this entire thread is UnConstitutional.

It is CLEARLY Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

Posted by: Don Q at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (NgKpN)

316 312 Well Misanthropic Humanitarian, this is a fine ONT.
Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)

Ooooh, ooooh, do one about Selim the Sot!

Wait, you mean.... oh.

...

Dammit!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Ct55T)

317 why in the absolute fuck would anybody challenge mishum about yoko? i think he has a thing for that banshee.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

318 crunchy yoko figs

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (EgshT)

319 Oh.

Great.

Ono on ottomans.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (RU4sa)

320 299 Yoko "singing" vs. the Muzzie call to prayer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (AQVpU)


I'd have to go for Yoko in that situation. Or knitting needles in my ears.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

321 lol chavez

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (RU4sa)

322 I'm employed till July 1st.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (X3lUd)

Any of the competitors hiring?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (7njPr)

323 312 Well Misanthropic Humanitarian, this is a fine ONT.
Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)

Just how many ottoman paintings are out there? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

324 321; SMH! You miss the storms?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

325 I also believe this constitutes the Un Conservative ideal of Collective Punishment.

Yes, we are punished for the infractions of another individual.

In Fact, I believe it is also RACIST, yes my good People, Racist against Morons!

Posted by: Don Q at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (NgKpN)

326
312 Well Misanthropic Humanitarian, this is a fine ONT.
Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)



Oh. My. G--d. The sadism here is not to be believed. That huge, flabby naked ass is burned into my brain.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

327 Currently going thru the storms now, chavez.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (RU4sa)

328 319 Oh.

Great.

Ono on ottomans.
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (RU4sa)


**SNORT**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

329 Selim the Sot!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Ct55T)

That is one of the greatest names of any ruler in history.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (wYseH)

330
How about an all Lena Dunham ONT, with her in various nekkid poses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)

331 Yoko at 85 still looks better than Helen Thomas did at 25.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

332 327: stay safe down there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

333 Any thoughts on .243 Winchester as a caliber?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 21, 2019 11:00 PM (t5m5e)

334 Enjoying the light show.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 11:00 PM (RU4sa)

335 Publius

Really?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (PkVlr)

336 Just how many ottoman paintings are out there?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

Shocking as it may seem, the ottoman painting is of one of his least painful and ugly characters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (wYseH)

337 How about an all Lena Dunham ONT, with her in various nekkid poses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)

Yeah! Or, why don't we just have him write a script that pulls random images off of WebMD? That would be fun too!

You fucking sadist.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (Ct55T)

338 Shark curry!

Shark kebabs!

Shark with pineapple salsa!

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (Cssks)

339 Hi everyone! I didn't read the content. What did I miss?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (m45I2)

340 Just how many ottoman paintings are out there? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)


As many as are needed. No more and no less.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (t+qrx)

341 *skips over all the Oh No Yoko stuff*

Yoko = Yokai?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (EpiSx)

342 >> Really?

I was trying to think of something worse than Yoko.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (NMAzL)

343 339 Hi everyone! I didn't read the content. What did I miss?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (m45I2)

Tympanic perforation.

apparently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (Ct55T)

344 I was trying to think of something worse than Yoko.

Yoko caterwauling in stereo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:03 PM (EpiSx)

345 341 *skips over all the Oh No Yoko stuff*

Yoko = Yokai?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (EpiSx)

Ono = Oni

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:03 PM (Ct55T)

346 Yoko = Yokai?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (EpiSx)


Yōkai can be warded off or appeased.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

347 John The Savage #174:
@94
To be fair, John Lennon, per Paul, broke up the Beatles.
John just used Yoko as the middle man and fall gal.


John knew they were getting worn out and wanted to split up, but Paul (advised by his conniving father-in-law) talked John out of it, so then Paul was first out of the chute with a solo album.

Their best days were behind them, and they could have split, solo'd, and reun'ed amicably, but it was Paul who was the rot in the heart. (The real Paul who died in a car crash would not have done that.)

How do you sleep?
https://youtu.be/teD9t-lO_o0

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 11:04 PM (s2OJe)

348 Motherfuckinghamsterfucker

What's worse than Yoko?

Hillary as president?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:04 PM (PkVlr)

349 That sums her up, a demon ghost.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:04 PM (EpiSx)

350 337 How about an all Lena Dunham ONT, with her in various nekkid poses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)

Yeah! Or, why don't we just have him write a script that pulls random images off of WebMD? That would be fun too!

You fucking sadist.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (Ct55T)


Snort.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:04 PM (sdi6R)

351 I was trying to think of something worse than Yoko.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (NMAzL)


You are officially off the team until further notice.

Posted by: The Ghostbusters at May 21, 2019 11:05 PM (t+qrx)

352 Instead of Leda and the Swan, Lena and the Ottoman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:05 PM (EpiSx)

353 Hilary Rodhand Ono.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 11:05 PM (RuIsu)

354 You just had to open your big mouth, Alabama.

Bang, Zoom, to the moon Alabama, to the MOON!


Well maybe this will slake his thirst for a while. Maybe.


Oh! Hi MisHum. I didn't see you standing there.

I'll just mosey on if that's okay. *Zoooom*

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 21, 2019 11:06 PM (H95yl)

355 Gee thanks, AlaBAMA. Roll Tide.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 11:06 PM (aXucN)

356 maybe tomorrow mishum can share the helen thomas autopsy photos for a pickmeup.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

357 Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)
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Or, you know, perhaps not.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (aXucN)

358 Time to hit the hay.

Good night all.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

May Yoko stay out of your dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (u82oZ)

359 RBG lingerie modeling?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (PkVlr)

360 i guess you might say fluxux puts the "pain" in "painting".

;-)

oh yeah.

zinger!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (Pg+x7)

361 YOLO YOKO!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:08 PM (+y/Ru)

362 So on a typical daytime thread somebody will go off topic by 33 comments, but on an all-Yoko ONT every freaking comment up to almost. 400 is Ono Topic. WTF?

Somebody go off topic!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:08 PM (m45I2)

363 I do hope of you who are taunting our gracious and magnaminous host realise he's taking notes... Probably...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 11:09 PM (7WaWV)

364 fluxus not fluxux. damn splthumb.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:09 PM (Pg+x7)

365 What hath MisHum wrought?
Posted by: navybrat
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Wroth. He done waxed wroth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (CDGwz)

366 359 RBG lingerie modeling?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (PkVlr)

"Why would someone hang a bra and a sack of onions on that coat rack?..... OH DEAR GOD!!!!"

*blearghgggghhghrrhghfh......*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (Ct55T)

367 OK, here's a musical palate cleanser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

Or maybe not.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

368 Errr, ALL of you...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (7WaWV)

369 I know this isn't a Lennon-friendly crowd so I am holding a colander in front of my face to ward off tomatoes.

Yoko's appeal is utterly obscure to me but she got one of the 20th century's greatest artists to fall in love with her and that's something.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (fuK7c)

370 Somebody go off topic!!!!

Put in an offer on a house today.

A real house, not a cardboard box like the dump I'm in now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (0bu2O)

371 I mean, considering .308, versus .243, which is the same case necked down to 6 mm, if you could have one or the other, which would it be?

And is there an art house video of Yoko using one of her knockers as a bash tub stopper?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 21, 2019 11:11 PM (t5m5e)

372 I DARE YOU TO DO AN ALL KATE UPTON ONT!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:11 PM (+y/Ru)

373 Off-sched movie reviews:

Duel in the Sun (1946) King Vidor dips Jennifer Jones in red paint, teaches her how to squirm and dart her eyes, and films her in 1.33:1 Technicolor, thereby driving several lean horny cowboys to fuss and fight over her, in a Western landscape STUDded with embarrassingly obvious sexual symbolism. Jones as Pearl looks like the prototype for all the body-painted alien women that 1960s Captain Kirk picked up in port. Some movie historians believe that Duel is the only film known to include a character named "Lewt." Quite a bit of screen time for busty Butterfly McQueen, for when you get tired of fapping to JJ. A lesson for all you "nice guys" out there: watch what happens to super-nice-guy Charles Bickford. What a sap!

The Square (2018?) Mild Scandi skewering of modern elite dogma and taste. Same guy that directed Force Majeure, who again shows how men are emasculated, even cowed, in our diseased modern culture. Elizabeth Moss plays a small part as a dumb, crazy slut; a real stretch for her, right?

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 21, 2019 11:11 PM (mk9aG)

374 Thanks for the prayers, well wishes and birthday wishes. Means a lot.

-Nurse ratched fortunately the chemo I'm on is on the less sever side as the biggest effect is stomach discomfort (which can be fairly bad relatively), waves of exhaustion, some brain fog and shakeiness in Limbs that grows the further from chemo I get, though admittedly seeing the nurse have to put on a gown and gloves before handling one of the best does give pause. I also get a steroid, but thankfully not a level that triggers mania as I experienced that when initially hospitalized and can live without experiencing that again-it was worse than Yoko by magnitudes.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (Ojki1)

375 Hey Blanco! I've been looking for you for a few days. Is the email down on a temp basis?

Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (OMsf+)

376 Somebody go off topic!!!!

Put in an offer on a house today.

A real house, not a cardboard box like the dump I'm in now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

*******

Oh dear Lord, thank you Blanco. You still in S. NM?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (m45I2)

377 Yoko ensnaring John Lennon is completely understandable once you realise she is a succubus. What John saw and what everyone else saw, two different things.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (EpiSx)

378 I'll never own a house.

You can't buy a tear down for less than 500k in Seattle

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (PkVlr)

379 Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 21, 2019 11:11 PM (mk9aG)

It honestly sounds like you just made all of that up off the top of your head.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (Ct55T)

380 Just where is AlaBAMA, anyway? He must be hiding around here somewhere.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (aXucN)

381 Yoko's appeal is utterly obscure to me but she got one of the 20th century's greatest artists to fall in love with her and that's something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (fuK7c)


Proof that he was an idiot?

20th century's greatest artists? Please.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (AQVpU)

382 Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono have in common?

A: Neither will ever be president of the United States.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 11:13 PM (ta49A)

383 382 Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono have in common?

A: Neither will ever be president of the United States.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 11:13 PM (ta49A)

They both got fucked by a guy who lives in New York?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (Ct55T)

384 How about an all Lena Dunham ONT,

-
I see that the Love Walrus has a part in Tarantino's new movie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (+y/Ru)

385 Yoko's appeal is utterly obscure to me but she got one of the 20th century's greatest artists to fall in love with her and that's something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (fuK7c)

One hundred feet of garden hose, golf ball. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (7njPr)

386
Somebody go off topic!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon

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rickl tried @154 but there were no boobs or car parts, so...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (afJ7E)

387 I thought George Harrison was the most talented in that band.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (nDe2U)

388 382 Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono have in common?

A: Neither will ever be president of the United States.


Ooh, I know.

Both are wildly unattractive, in different contexts, neither has any talent at what she is attempting to do, and both only have any profile whatsoever by virtue of who they'd (at least nominally) hooked up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (AQVpU)

389 383; bill clinton fucked yoko?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

390 Apparently MisHum can resist anything but temptation.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (QU+qf)

391 389 383; bill clinton fucked yoko?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

bill clinton fucked Hillary?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:16 PM (Ct55T)

392 389 383; bill clinton fucked yoko?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)


Nah. She's not overweight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:16 PM (AQVpU)

393 Hey Blanco! I've been looking for you for a few days. Is the email down on a temp basis?

It's down until AlphaRacks gets their shit together. Then it gets moved. It's been 6 days. They either don't pay their bills, or they're incompetent.

And, yes, I'm a shithead for not having offsite backups.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:16 PM (0bu2O)

394 So apparently tonight Misanthropic Humanitarian came down strongly on the Misanthropic side of the equation.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:17 PM (m45I2)

395 Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono have in common?

The only reason anyone knows who they are is a result to whom they were married.

Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 11:17 PM (OMsf+)

396 I dare you to do an all Brigitte Bardot ONT.

I double dog dare you.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

397 What do Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono have in common?


******

A voice that can shatter crystal?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (m45I2)

398 On June 28th the movie Yesterday is going to be released. I predict it will be the sleeper hit of 2019. ( my predictions stink so I probably jinxed the movie)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

399 Yoko and Fat Guy on an Ottoman.

This ONT seems to be a confluence of Horror.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (0MVr3)

400 Oh dear Lord, thank you Blanco. You still in S. NM?

Heh, no. Haven't lived there in 20 years. Over in AZ, Phoenix metro. House is up in the hills to the north. Not retiring, but I can finally start planning.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (0bu2O)

401 Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:16 PM (0bu2O)

Roger, I wasn't sure if you had shut it down or if something catastrophic had happened or something like what you just described. Cool, I'll keep trying periodically.

Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (OMsf+)

402 This is very interesting. It seems that once a black hole such as yoko is introduced, there is no way to escape it with another topic. Best to just shut down the thread and all go to bed and hope for a better tomorrow.

Posted by: Last at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (8HiDF)

403 A voice that can shatter crystal?


******

And a face that can stop traffic.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:19 PM (m45I2)

404 Those Yoko quotes weren't half bad .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

405 404 Those Yoko quotes weren't half bad .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

They weren't half good, either!


Ha Ha Ha!

Posted by: Waldorf at May 21, 2019 11:20 PM (Ct55T)

406 Also, I hate excel and windows sometimes. Every time there is an update, I have to mess with the formatting on this huge set of documents I have to keep updated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:20 PM (0MVr3)

407 Y'all be good, I'm calling it a night.

Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 11:21 PM (OMsf+)

408 Night BertG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:21 PM (0MVr3)

409 Misanthropic Humanitarian: Just how many ottoman paintings are out there? Inquiring minds want to know.

Worst of all worlds: fat guy on an ottoman longcat style

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 11:22 PM (s2OJe)

410 Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono?

A: One has a little bit of vocal talent.

https://tinyurl.com/y435oyu6

Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 11:22 PM (ta49A)

411 405 404 Those Yoko quotes weren't half bad .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

They weren't half good, either!

Ha Ha Ha!
Posted by: Waldorf at May 21, 2019 11:20 PM (Ct55T)


If we had some from Brie Larson, we could've covered "half-assed" as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (AQVpU)

412 rickl tried @154 but there were no boobs or car parts, so...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (afJ7E)

Well, talk about car parts; I am working on my buddy's Triumph Spitfire. Brought it in to do brakes, so have it up on the hoist. Noticed a suspicious streak of powdered rust on the left rear suspension trunnion. (Yeah, it's a Brit word, how did you guess?)

Ordered parts to fix same. Took it apart today. There is a bolt, with a metal sleeve, that passes through a pair of nylon bushings with flanges. There are thrust washers to ride against the flanges, to prevent end float, and "O" rings to seal the whole thing against road dust.

You know what's not there? Any damned way to get grease into the friggin' bushings. There's a grease nipple not a half-inch away from the bore, but it supplies the wheel bearing located directly above it, not the bushing bore.

I think I will drill and tap a hole, and install another grease nipple to lube the bushing, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (7njPr)

413 Roger, I wasn't sure if you had shut it down or if something
catastrophic had happened or something like what you just described.
Cool, I'll keep trying periodically.


Something catastrophic did happen, just can't get the hosting provider to say what it is.

If I have to, I can rebuild elsewhere and recreate most of the accounts. Passwords will necessarily change and the old email won't be there. I'm just really pissed that I I even have to consider it. If I had made offsite backups like I tell everyone else to do...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (0bu2O)

414 Yoko Roll < Rick Roll

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (2DOZq)

415 Misanthropic Humanitarian: Just how many ottoman paintings are out there? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Isn't that a question for CBD?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:24 PM (xSo9G)

416 I think I will drill and tap a hole, and install another grease nipple to lube the bushing, too.


Heh, he said nipple.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (0bu2O)

417 I think I will drill and tap a hole, and install another grease nipple to lube the bushing, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (7njPr)


Further proof: All HQ threads end up talking about nipples and such.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (AQVpU)

418
Heh, no. Haven't lived there in 20 years. Over in AZ, Phoenix metro. House is up in the hills to the north. Not retiring, but I can finally start planning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


******

Heh. I must have misremembered. I pulled the trigger on retirement in January (3 years sooner than anticipated). So far still in transition but I'm liking it.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (m45I2)

419 Further proof: All HQ threads end up talking about nipples and such.


We like nipples.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (0bu2O)

420 416 I think I will drill and tap a hole, and install another grease nipple to lube the bushing, too.


Heh, he said nipple.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (0bu2O)

I was more , Heh , he said tap a hole.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

421 i never thought larry storch was that funny.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (KP5rU)

422 What fresh hell is this?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (77AoA)

423 Hey everybody. I posted this earlier today but hope it's cool to share again.

If I could share something unrelated... I can't believe I'm already at the age where I'm finding old freinds/acquaintances have passed. Good grief.

Back in 1993-94, I worked for a small startup computer school called Focus Automation, which later became Focus Institute. At that job I had a fantastic-- and not bad-looking boss, Anna Brannon.

Ever since that job ended (too soon like all my other good jobs), I've wanted to catch up to her. I spent years looking for her online, but she seemed to disappear after 1996; just nothing about her at all since then.

I just now finally found her... but it wasn't good. Turns out she passed away last year. She was only a year older than me. As I said, I haven't seen/spoken to her in years, but it still feels sad.

https://tinyurl.com/yy9ksh9l

And PS, thanks to RI Red for seeing if he/she knew anything about Anna.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (miE9U)

424 Hope Weird Dave isn't reading this.
You can hear his synapses firing.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (KFtuK)

425
I think I will drill and tap a hole, and install another grease nipple to lube the bushing, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Here a Zerk, there a Zerk...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (CDGwz)

426 Heh, he said nipple.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (0bu2O)

Well, kbdabear was stingy tonight in that regard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:27 PM (7njPr)

427 Day care center to close, months after toddlers found on highway...

-
Geez! You let a few toddlers play on the highway and all of a sudden, you're the bad guy!

https://bit.ly/2Qfdjwl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:27 PM (+y/Ru)

428 Grease nipple? Olivia Newton-John, right?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:27 PM (m45I2)

429 "Is it not passing brave to be a King and ride in triumph through Persepolis?" (Tamburlaine; Marlowe)

LET'S GO BLUES!

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (Cssks)

430 424 Hope Weird Dave isn't reading this.
You can hear his synapses firing.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (KFtuK)

Even the horrific posts generate content as we spend a lot of time outdoing each other on how awful it is. It is entertaining, if not in the usual sense.

Remember the 'Sex Thread ONT'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (0MVr3)

431
Well, talk about car parts;

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Okay, now I'm hoping Harry Paratestes shows up with some news about catlady.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (afJ7E)

432 pretty sure hillary has grease nipples installed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

433 Heh. I must have misremembered. I pulled the trigger on retirement in
January (3 years sooner than anticipated). So far still in transition
but I'm liking it.



Well, then, congrats on retirement. Next time I'm in the area and the alternator doesn't die on me I'll wave as I go by.

The mechanic was pretty quick, but I don't need that again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (0bu2O)

434 Day care center to close, months after toddlers found on highway...

*******


Dodge, duck, dive, dip and dodge, kids!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (m45I2)

435 I was never a huge Beatles fan, I liked them as much or as little as a lot of other pop groups.
The thing that made it interesting was the relationship between Paul (upbeat, positive, bright tempos, major keys) and John (downer, minor keys, slower tempos).
Between the two of them they made a nice team.
George and Ringo, never really understood how they fit in to this scheme other than don't get in the way.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (w7KSn)

436 whilst the topic of tonight's ONT is, indeed, how shall we say, problematic, i welcome it, if only to distract myself from the knowledge that, as i type this, the staff at City of Hope is feverishly testing to see if my Dad has multiple myeloma, vice metastatic prostate cancer.

so yeah, i can use the diversion.

sorry for the downer, and it's time to got get dinner off the grill. although i'd just as soon drink mine.

BIAB.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (TZU1B)

437 422 bitter clinger "what fresh hell is this"...

that phrase was coined by...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (Pg+x7)

438 Okay, now I'm hoping Harry Paratestes shows up with some news about catlady.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (afJ7E)

I thought that well had gone dry at last report?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:29 PM (0MVr3)

439 Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (m45I2)

If one is financially able to do it, I don't see why one wouldn't do it as early as they can. I realize some people love their jobs. They are indeed fortunate.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:29 PM (2DOZq)

440 432 pretty sure hillary has grease nipples installed.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

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Gross.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

441 ... the inimitable dorothy parker.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:30 PM (Pg+x7)

442 "Is it not passing brave to be a King and ride in triumph
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Not if it has rusty trunnions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:30 PM (CDGwz)

443 Also, has anyone been following the story at Santa Anita Park in Arcadia CA?

25 race horses dead since the beginning of the year. There was a scandal a bit ago when the total was up to 22. They keep talking about something being wrong with the track. I think it's sabotage by radical animal rights activists, personally, though of course I can't prove that at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:30 PM (miE9U)

444 Dorothy Parker

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:30 PM (77AoA)

445 Remember the 'Sex Thread ONT'?


Was that the infamous Memorial Day one, or another one?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (0bu2O)

446 (((red)))

Prayers up.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (RU4sa)

447 The mechanic was pretty quick, but I don't need that again.


*******

Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi Del Norte again!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)

448 Nipples, zerks, I greased all of them on my 150 and it still creeks and crackles. Sprayed bar oil on anything under there that looked like it would move too.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (KFtuK)

449 I wore blinders through the ONT content to get down to here.

my pastor calls President Trump the George S. Patton president

i thought it was a great observation

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (xIKXj)

450 ... i also like this book review by parker:

"this is not a novel to be thrown aside lightly. it should be thrown with great force."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (Pg+x7)

451 If you were an animal rights activist, why would you kill horses.
Horses are truly magnificent animals.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (w7KSn)

452 Alright I'm drinking a PBR at a biker bar as I type.

I have 5 song credits on the jukebox to play. I will play whatever the Horde recommends.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (77AoA)

453 Was that the infamous Memorial Day one, or another one?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (0bu2O)

No, Memorial Day was several years ago. Sex Thread was a WD production only a few months ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (0MVr3)

454 Question, since my parents hadn't even met yet in the 60s: What is that last picture (Yoko Ono getting her top cut off) from?

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (XKZwp)

455 I've in my lifetime passed through a few areas that were nice/interesting enough, that I'm not sure I would have minded so much if the car broke down and I had to stay overnight...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (miE9U)

456 448: turn up the radio. problem solved.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

457 Nipples, zerks, I greased all of them on my 150 and it still creeks and crackles. Sprayed bar oil on anything under there that looked like it would move too.
Posted by: Braenyard
--------

Meh. Just the body seam insulators failing...maybe the welds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (xSo9G)

458 I've got an OT gun query.

Which is the last "generation" of the Glock 17, to be shipped in the old, black "Tupperware" box, vs. the newer box with handle n' hinge?

Gen 1 only, or ???


Thanks!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (QzJWU)

459 If you were an animal rights activist, why would you kill horses.
Horses are truly magnificent animals.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (w7KSn)

Because they really don't give a shit about animals. It's Western Civilization they hate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (7njPr)

460 I have 5 song credits on the jukebox to play. I will play whatever the Horde recommends.


Terry Jacks. "Seasons in the Sun".

You promised.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (fuK7c)

461 pookysgirl, that was one of her performance art things, where she let members of the audience cut off her clothes

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (xIKXj)

462 my pastor calls President Trump the George S. Patton president

i thought it was a great observation

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (xIKXj)



So did Victor Davis Hanson. He also said he will be tossed aside as soon as he's accomplished his goal.
Just like Patton.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (KFtuK)

463 Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi Del Norte again!


It died there, got towed to Monte Vista. Got a decent lunch at the mexican place across the street.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (0bu2O)

464 454 Question, since my parents hadn't even met yet in the 60s: What is that last picture (Yoko Ono getting her top cut off) from?
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (XKZwp)


An album cover where she and that worthless shithead Lennon posed nude. And it wasn't as an aid to dieters, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (AQVpU)

465
423

I once looked up an old enemy and discovered she had died young ish. I was doing a lot of journalistic and historical research at the time and I got the impression from her obituary that she died of either suicide or an overdose.

Your gal had quite a life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (afJ7E)

466 Deplorable Ian, the Yoko Diet: Horrify yourself into good health! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (miE9U)

467 Question, since my parents hadn't even met yet in the 60s: What is that last picture (Yoko Ono getting her top cut off) from?


She did a performance art thing (and to be fair, no one had heard of performance art yet) where members of the audience would come up and step by step cut her clothing off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (fuK7c)

468 Braenyard, that's probably where my pastor got it. he reads a lot, and has quoted VDH

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (xIKXj)

469 I think the only President that can be compared to Trump, both in the manner of his presidency and his efforts despite all slings and arrows, is Andrew Jackson.
A democrat, founder of the Democrat party.
The last and only president to pay off the national debt.
Even the attacks on Jackson's family (his wife) are similar to the jackals in the press today.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (w7KSn)

470 Thanks for the, um, lovely ONT, Mis Hum! I know you worked hard on it, as you always do. Your efforts are most appreciated (even if it was Yoko)!

If you get another nasty bout of cabin fever, or blizzard fever (or whatever you call it up there) just remember that you love us Morons and we love you! May I suggest that an all-ABBA ONT would be punishment enough in that instance? (wink)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (RkS3d)

471 No, Memorial Day was several years ago. Sex Thread was a WD production only a few months ago.


Ah, I must have been drinking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (0bu2O)

472 I have 5 song credits on the jukebox to play. I will play whatever the Horde recommends.


*****

"Bikers are Pussies" by the BeeGees

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (m45I2)

473 "maybe the welds"


Confidence builder.
Parts falling off Ford as it ambles down the highway.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (KFtuK)

474 Terry Jacks loaded.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (77AoA)

475 Yoko Ono dies and is standing before the Pearly Gates, St. Peter barring the way.

St. Peter: "For 70 years you tormented humanity with the batshit insane sound of a feral cat walking up a chalkboard while being violated with a coke bottle! You shall not pass!"

Yoko: "But . . . "

St. Peter: "Absolutely not!! Marriages were ended because of that sound! Millions lost all hope of sanity!!"

Yoko: "But . . ."

[Booming Voice Overhead]: "She destroyed the Me-Damned Beetles, Peter . . . She's IN!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2019 11:36 PM (N1kno)

476 my pastor calls President Trump the George S. Patton president

i thought it was a great observation
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (xIKXj)

I've always thought of President Trump as the General Alcibiades President.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:36 PM (2DOZq)

477 pookysgirl, that was one of her performance art things, where she let members of the audience cut off her clothes

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (xIKXj)

Thanks for putting me some knowledge!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 21, 2019 11:36 PM (XKZwp)

478 452 Alright I'm drinking a PBR at a biker bar as I type.

I have 5 song credits on the jukebox to play. I will play whatever the Horde recommends.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (77AoA)


Well, we have to know what's available on the jukebox.

Of course I'm going to recommend Dylan.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:36 PM (sdi6R)

479 An album cover where she and that worthless shithead Lennon posed nude. And it wasn't as an aid to dieters, either.


Mistaken. See #467.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (fuK7c)

480 Blonde, thanks. Yes she did.
I admit I didn't quite get why she was still working. By all accounts she made quite a bit of money between modeling and her glamour shots photography stores. Nevertheless, she was one of my best bosses, and didn't even seem to mind so much that I found her attractive. Others did too; I once had a co-worker at Focus ask me, "how can you STAND it?!" ;-)

(Thankfully though, she was very approachable, which I was able to use to my advantage emotionally; I tend to become most obsessive about the women who aren't so accessible.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (miE9U)

481 OMG That awful music (?) video just shows the power of blind love. Lennon must have known how horrible she was (and ugly!) but gee whiz he must have loved her to expose himself to that.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (XROPS)

482 Question, since my parents hadn't even met yet in the 60s: What is that last picture (Yoko Ono getting her top cut off) from?


She did a performance art thing (and to be fair, no one had heard of performance art yet) where members of the audience would come up and step by step cut her clothing off.

-
Could've made more by charging to put more clothes on her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (+y/Ru)

483 I found no such Bee Gees song.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (77AoA)

484 456
448: turn up the radio. problem solved.


Here you go: https://youtu.be/j8CcTYsMHYU

With gratuitous product placement at the start.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (0bu2O)

485 Remember, Yoko's greatest achievement was being instrumental in getting fracking banned in New York.

Every night, the poverty-stricken residents of upstate New York sitting on top of an enormous amount of undrillable oil thank Yoko for protecting their environment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (I2/tG)

486 It died there, got towed to Monte Vista. Got a decent lunch at the mexican place across the street.


******

When I was working I passed that way often, on my way to Durango. Our mountain place is on the other end (east) of the SLV.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (m45I2)

487 *listens to DeBarge*

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (RU4sa)

488 She did a performance art thing (and to be fair, no one had heard of performance art yet) where members of the audience would come up and step by step cut her clothing off.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (fuK7c)


Nope.

"The original nude photographs of the late Beatles frontman John Lennon and Yoko Ono, which appeared on the cover of 1986 album Unfinished Music No 1: Two Virgins ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (AQVpU)

489 ...I tend to become most obsessive about the women who aren't so accessible.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (miE9U)


No bueno.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (XROPS)

490 rickl

.....

Internet jukebox, most anything.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (77AoA)

491 Could've made more by charging to put more clothes on her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (+y/Ru)


To hell with that.

I'd want the earplugs concession.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (AQVpU)

492 my pastor calls President Trump the George S. Patton president



i thought it was a great observation

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (xIKXj)



I've always thought of President Trump as the General Alcibiades President.



The left is lucky he's not the General Pinochet president.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (0bu2O)

493 Oh Yoko aren't doesn't bother me. I did listen to her 80th Screech out so she's still an idiot big surprise.
Try to email Fenn. Thought it was Fenelon Direction space at gmail.com. what did I get wrong.

Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (Vm2wT)

494 I have 5 song credits on the jukebox to play. I will play whatever the Horde recommends.


******

Is there anything by The Archies?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (m45I2)

495 452 bitter clinger "... drinking pbr at a biker bar as i type..."

let's see, drinking at a biker bar and quoting dorothy parker - i like it!

honky tonk woman? or is anything by the rolling stones too obvious?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (Pg+x7)

496 Terry Jacks loaded.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger



Cool. Now I'll put a quarter in for Woodie Guthrie's "So Long It's Been Good to Know Ya".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (fuK7c)

497 >> If we had some from Brie Larson, we could've covered "half-assed" as well.

Ain't no half to it, Brie's got noassitol.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (NMAzL)

498
I thought that well had gone dry at last report?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

======

Yes, that particular cat lady. Any of his tales of dysfunctional junctioning will entertain on an ont

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (afJ7E)

499 LASue, true.
But for at least right now, no women in my life who even come near that definition. So I feel safe. :-)

I also know better anymore than to try to get to really know any female co-workers. I live in CA after all anyway. Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (miE9U)

500 Play Neil Diamond set. It will be a sing a long

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (2DOZq)

501 Thanks, TODD.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (1FhAQ)

502 479 An album cover where she and that worthless shithead Lennon posed nude. And it wasn't as an aid to dieters, either.

Mistaken. See #467.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (fuK7c)


Mistaken, unless they cut off Lennon's clothes also.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (AQVpU)

503 Muldoon: "Sugar Sugar" is about my diet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)

504 Rolling Stones loaded. 3 to go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (77AoA)

505 Internet jukebox, most anything.


********

OK. In that case go with YMCA

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (m45I2)

506 Play "I Gotcha" by Joe Tex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXoaupox2IA

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (w7KSn)

507 I've always thought of President Trump as the General Alcibiades President.


-
I see BJ Clinton as Alcibiades. Talented but treasonous and his dick gets him in trouble.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (+y/Ru)

508 i used to know a lot about Lennon, my favorite.

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (xIKXj)

509 Yoko ensnaring John Lennon is completely understandable once you realise she is a succubus. What John saw and what everyone else saw, two different things.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (EpiSx)



There ya go.

There is no other explanation.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (XROPS)

510 508 i used to know a lot about Lennon, my favorite.
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (xIKXj)


Mine too.

Posted by: Mark Chapman at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (AQVpU)

511 Joe Tex loaded. 2 to go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (77AoA)

512 Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (TZU1B)


Prayers up red

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G)

513 Oh, thank god I didn't miss the Yoko ONT.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (GBteo)

514 OK. In that case go with YMCA
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (m45I2)

Meh. Play "Dallas From a DC9 at Night" by the Flatlanders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (7njPr)

515 I see BJ Clinton as Alcibiades. Talented but treasonous and his dick gets him in trouble.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (+y/Ru)

I would never give Clinton that much credit.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (2DOZq)

516 Fishing thread theme song:

Fishing Blues - Morgan Davis
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=eihiO5VtCaM

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (KFtuK)

517 Nope.

"The original nude photographs of the late Beatles frontman John Lennon and Yoko Ono, which appeared on the cover of 1986 album Unfinished Music No 1: Two Virgins ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (AQVpU)




Dude. Yoko and John got naked for the Two Virgins cover. Yes, everyone knows that.

The audience cutting her clothes off was an entirely different thing.

You're mistaken. Also wrong. Also doubling down on something you don't know. What you are saying is incorrect. I know and you don't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (fuK7c)

518 red, oh man. Keep your chin up. :-) Prayers out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (miE9U)

519 Helter Skelter lets finish the night on a high note

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (aA3+G)

520 Bitter Clinger-

Okay, Stevie Ray Vaughn

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (m45I2)

521 Harry: lucky lucky us!! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (miE9U)

522 I have 5 song credits on the jukebox to play. I will play whatever the Horde recommends.


hank williams jr
or
smoke on the water

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (xIKXj)

523 play Stagger Lee

Posted by: free tibet at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (Ibwur)

524 When I was working I passed that way often, on my way to Durango. Our mountain place is on the other end (east) of the SLV.

My old neighbors from S NM live in Alamosa. So I have an excuse to go that way again. Although I do like to laugh at the "Bud Hut" signs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (0bu2O)

525
Heh. The American piece of ass of the Danish Prime Minister's son is being kicked out due to their immigration laws. She can't seek residency because she's too young, so she gets the boot.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7056435

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (NMAzL)

526 Is the Flatlanders tune "Dallas"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:45 PM (77AoA)

527 The gunt on an ottoman would be quite the blindness inducing picture.

Posted by: morigu at May 21, 2019 11:45 PM (Eu98u)

528 Deep Purple loaded.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (77AoA)

529 Is the Flatlanders tune "Dallas"?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:45 PM (77AoA)

Yep. Haunting, it is. And they play a musical saw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (7njPr)

530 Anna, she may have been a succubus

she also got him onto H

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (xIKXj)

531 Biker bar, hmm. Any Devo, They Might be Giants, or Kenny G.

Stay away from Jerry Jeff Walker, CDB. or any of the Highwaymen.

Posted by: Quint at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (n13/j)

532 Or Hank Williams III, if available.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (Lqy/e)

533 Play the Weather Girls , It's Raining Men.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (2DOZq)

534 522. Anything Zepplin

Posted by: morigu at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (Eu98u)

535 At FB, pic of sign above urinal, with a drawing of a shark as a sea captain:

"Ahoy! Boat captains with short tow ropes please pull closer to the dock!"

(I responded, "ARRRRR I peed my pants again.")

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (miE9U)

536
Oh, thank god I didn't miss the Yoko ONT.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

=======

Thank God you're here. Tell us a story about a catlady, a lousy meal, anything.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (afJ7E)

537 Bob Dylan, "4th Time Around".

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (sdi6R)

538 Helter Skelter loaded. Requests are closed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (77AoA)

539 My old neighbors from S NM live in Alamosa. So I have an excuse to go that way again. Although I do like to laugh at the "Bud Hut" signs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura



*****


If you're up that way this summer and the timing works out Missus Muldoon and I will buy you a beer.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (m45I2)

540 Have yet to read a Patton bio. Have a few on my list. Anybody read the major ones, and have a reco?


Also need to get to the Patton museum out near Joshua tree park.


Was Patton "tossed aside"? Don't know, impression was that he was a warrior, war ended, then he died in the auto accident. Don't think MacArthur was considering any European theater bigs for top slots in Olympic or Coronet. Had his own stable of favorites [Eichelberger, et al] who'd been in the Pacific for the duration.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (QDnY+)

541 Terry Jacks is playing and people have a strange look on their face.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (77AoA)

542 George Thorogood 'One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer'...or maybe...'Who Do You Love'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:49 PM (xSo9G)

543 Also at FB, a friend posted that the new trend in weddings is to... have a LLAMA there performing some function.

I responded, "Because as we all know, no wedding celebration is really complete without being entirely suffocated by the stench of fresh wet dung excreted by some exquisitely exotic animal."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:49 PM (miE9U)

544 Dude. Yoko and John got naked for the Two Virgins cover. Yes, everyone knows that.

The audience cutting her clothes off was an entirely different thing.

You're mistaken. Also wrong. Also doubling down on something you don't know. What you are saying is incorrect. I know and you don't.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (fuK7c)


Dude (I'll affect the gay usage). The question before the house was where the photo above came from.
https://tinyurl.com/yydlypzq

Recognize the photo?

Posted by: Mark Chapman at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (AQVpU)

545 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (RkS3d)


You are so kind.
We had more snow on Sunday
Our first 6 months up here has been a doozy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G)

546 Terry Jacks is playing and people have a strange look on their face.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (77AoA)

I met that guy once. he was very full of himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (7njPr)

547 Bitter Clinger, are you prepared to dance on the bar?

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (xIKXj)

548 This is always helpful for clearing the mind: https://youtu.be/4KOddPQc7hk

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (0bu2O)

549 hmmm, now that i think of it, it sort of makes sense that lennon was attracted to yoko. at that point he was turning against the melodic, harmonic, overly produced (i.e. mccartney) direction the beatles had taken. yoko offered an anti-beauty anti-art attitude, (along with the great sex she gave him in her pursuit, i have always assumed).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (Pg+x7)

550 According to that PBS? documentary they were way out there in Germany and had to be groomed for the public. And Lennon was the furtherest.


Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (KFtuK)

551 Now the Stones, it appears disaster has been averted.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (77AoA)

552 541 Terry Jacks is playing and people have a strange look on their face.


Geez I wonder why


Not

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (aA3+G)

553 Well I'm here at the Yoko ONT and the devastation I'm seeing here is horrifying. I just saw a dead body floating by.

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (f8dwL)

554 Gimme gimme gimme the honky think blues!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (77AoA)

555 Hi-Hi!

Ho-Ho!

Yoko Ono has got to go!

Posted by: College Morons at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (NbRJx)

556 Fucking autocollect.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:52 PM (77AoA)

557 OH YO KO
OH YO KO
OY VEY YO KO!

Posted by: vizzy at May 21, 2019 11:52 PM (YGg5b)

558 Gimme gimme gimme the honky think blues!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


******

Nice!

I'm out. Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:52 PM (m45I2)

559 Yoko Ono has got to go!

The restroom is clearly marked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:52 PM (0bu2O)

560 Bitter, I believe you mean the honky TONK blues.
Stephen Hawking had the honky think blues... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:53 PM (miE9U)

561 Night Doc,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:53 PM (aA3+G)

562
Yoko exists so that Charo can feel good about herself.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (H5knJ)


Charo is a high end flamenco guitarist. She feels fine. (May have had more plastic surgery than the Duchess of Alba, but that is different)

https://youtu.be/yMcdFV1kNv4

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 11:53 PM (hSQmw)

563 Woof.

Posted by: Elizabeth at May 21, 2019 11:54 PM (4knXT)

564

See Carol Burnett's many Charo impersonations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:54 PM (NMAzL)

565 Have yet to read a Patton bio. Have a few on my list. Anybody read the major ones, and have a reco?


His "War As I Knew It" was published very posthumously, in 1976. It's his war memoirs, basically his diary edited as much as he could before he was killed.

It's clear from the movie Patton (1970) that the producers had access to the manuscript. The iconic scenes like a German fighter strafing them when the Brits had just declared that there was no threat from the sky is in there.

In some ways it's more awesome than the movie. In the movie when the Bulge gets surrounded (plus or minus Christmas) everyone says I can relieve them by mid-February or I can get there in late January and Patton says my men are working on a plan to turn around and get there in three days.

In real life, if his book is to be believed, he started planning it before it happened. He wrote "if Rundstedt (I think) counterattacks, as I expect him to, we will have to be ready for...".

Anyway, always good to read from the horse's mouth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:54 PM (fuK7c)

566 There's actually a competitor to El Pollo Loco here in SoCal, called Charo Chicken. I've tasted 'em, they're not bad. (But don't ask for the Hoochie-Coochie Special, the employees hate that.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)

567 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 21, 2019 11:55 PM (4knXT)

568 >> The restroom is clearly marked.

Yeah, there's a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: John Fogerty at May 21, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)

569 Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (QDnY+) ,

Hanson's point not mine.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (KFtuK)

570 Something funky on now. Not sure what it is, but quite energetic.

Bartender just gave me a free shot of Maker's in a plastic cup. Beer bar only, I got stash booze!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (77AoA)

571 Redc1c4 - prayers up. I hope it's neither, the second I only know of by rep and the first I hadn't even heard of on March 6th...till I got a crash course of kind of the nearly worst kind (a loved one I think would have been worse). If it is the first there is a trial going on now your dad might be eligible for if it isn't full run out of the University of Alabama that seems to be successful in its short and limited run at producing deep remission, at least that is what my oncologist says and told me today she expects is in my near term future (20 weeks or so), though my age (29 but born when Ford was president) makes bone marrow transplant a more likely option for success after 6 weeks of chemo than it maybe for older persons (not to bring this down).

It's a shitty one (as opposed to the good cancers, right?) but what I was told is it oncologists seem to have hope that breakthroughs in treatment may not be far off. The current treatment is a steroid and there are chemo drugs whosr effects aren't such that they'll ever be street drugs, but my experience and also what I was told in advance is they aren't miserable forms of chemo.

So again, I hope Drs are wrong and it's actually something more beignin but MM, while not good, isn't at least immediately a quick decline from what I've heard and experienced...and this is from someone who ignored it for so many years they are in a neck brace due to a misshapen and severely dislocated c4 vertebra, has concrete in his c7 as it was close to collapse and doesn't have a c1 as it was gobbled on by the cancer.

Not trying to play one ups manship, just trying to say this one isn't usually a quick disease, and most of the limited amount I've googled has been contradicted by my oncologist (and the one I saw while hospitalized as she was on vacation when I first got diagnosed) as being out of date by a couple years. I hope this helps a little, but understand if it doesn't as it is easier for me again cause it's me and not a loved one.

Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (Ojki1)

572 Ah yes, the damnable Sex Thread:

Wherein the Horde learns that Tickled Pink farts when she faps, or climaxes, or something.

I had to read the whole thread with one eye closed and the other squinted.

I'm surprised Weird Dave wasn't canned for that obvious invitation to complete disaster.

Yuck.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (QU+qf)

573 Yeah, never saw the talent so commonly attributed to Clinton, based on close observation. On any front. Got the nom because nobody wanted it [Bush looked unbeatable right at decision time], bystander for a mini-boom he had zero to do with, horrendous manager, worse when it came to picking cabinet, almost every one of his "signature" initiatives was a substantive and political disaster, or tiny and the object of justified mockery, nearly as disastrous as Obama WRT foreign policy and national security. Leaving out the bad liar part, and the felonious buffoon who got impeached part.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (QDnY+)

574 This Yoko business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (Dh1wo)

575 There's actually a competitor to El Pollo Loco here in SoCal, called Charo Chicken. I've tasted 'em, they're not bad. (But don't ask for the Hoochie-Coochie Special, the employees hate that.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)

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But is it nearly as good as Los Pollos Hermanos?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (4knXT)

576 Smoke on the water, fire in the sky!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (77AoA)

577 Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (QDnY+)

They may be referring to using him as a decoy as the leader of a fake army and invasion.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (2DOZq)

578 Charo is a high end flamenco guitarist. She feels fine. (May have had more plastic surgery than the Duchess of Alba, but that is different)

https://youtu.be/yMcdFV1kNv4
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 11:53 PM (hSQmw)

You got to feel Charo? Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (7njPr)

579 andycanuck, I think we're at that final stage right now

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (miE9U)

580 Well I'm here at the Yoko ONT and the devastation I'm seeing here is horrifying. I just saw a dead body floating by.
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (f8dwL)

LOL

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (f9A2A)

581 We didn't ALL deserve Yoko.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)

582 567
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?


Thanking God they're not Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (0bu2O)

583 Bitter Clinger:

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up


I hope you have an escape plan.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (HCqAo)

584 Taj Mahal, Leavin' Trunk

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (RuIsu)

585 Cicero, much better at Charo Chicken. More chicken, less lead. And nobody demands you say their name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (miE9U)

586 Aw hell, she's just a little screeching person.

we'll be all 'ight.

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (xIKXj)

587 I'd like to see him pull off a Cassius Ono ONT. Bet he can't achieve that.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2019 12:00 AM (Z7lwY)

588 Recognize the photo?


Yes, it's clearly from this: https://youtu.be/Zfe2qhI5Ix4


Yoko Ono "Cut Piece".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 12:00 AM (fuK7c)

589 Biker bar?

Some Johnny Cash, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 12:00 AM (Ul4yZ)

590 Cuchi Cuchi means 'chicken'!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 12:01 AM (Dh1wo)

591 Bartender just gave me a free shot of Maker's in a plastic cup. Beer bar only, I got stash booze!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (77AoA)

In my mis-spent youth, we used to frequent a Chinese restaurant in Vancouver, and the elderly owner would come sit in the booth with us and pour us Scotch from a stainless steel teapot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:01 AM (7njPr)

592 Alright, cell battery at 2%, signing off for the evening or until I get home.

Good tunes Horde (save for Terry Jacks).

Love ya, mean it.

Until we meet again grey boxers!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 12:01 AM (77AoA)

593 Bander - truly great point, and I'll confirm that book is on the list.


Wouldn't think I'd need a reminder, currently enjoying memoir of a major Soviet marshal [Rokossovsky], in particular how his version of events covered in other histories compares to those.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (QDnY+)

594 Thank God you're here. Tell us a story about a catlady, a lousy meal, anything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (afJ7E)

Would love to! Cat Lady and I are no longer on speaking terms, as I think I mentioned.

I have a first date with a beautiful young lawyer coming up on Thursday. She seems very normal, and I've known her professionally for a few years now. I'm kind of excited / nervous. Don't know her well enough to have a nickname for her yet.

She's also good friends with Feminist Chick, who I used to see, so I'm not sure how that dynamic will play out. Feminist Chick claims to be ok with be going on a date with her friend, but you know how Feminist Chicks are.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (GBteo)

595 'Til I see you agaiiiiiin! 'Til I see you again!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (77AoA)

596 I left a little while ago. Forgot to mention it.

G'night.

Charo ... and Carol Burnett
https://youtu.be/nHk_DaG2JvE

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (s2OJe)

597 Question: If a half-black person used the N-word in front of you at work to describe some black people they don't like (who you don't know and who are not around), what would you do?

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)

598 Helpful tip: never stop by a biker bar on your way home from a Rocky Horror Picture Show party still in your Dr Frank costume... don't ask me how I know. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (miE9U)

599 581 We didn't ALL deserve Yoko.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)

To modify an old phrase:

We want Kate Upton,
We'd settle for Miley Cyrus,
We deserve Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (GBteo)

600 good night bitter clinger. you be careful out there

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (xIKXj)

601 andy: yes it does. Plus fresh salsa and sides!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:04 AM (miE9U)

602 AlaBAMA!! You didn't!! LOL

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:04 AM (IDhUW)

603 597 Question: If a half-black person used the N-word in front of you at work to describe some black people they don't like (who you don't know and who are not around), what would you do?
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)

I used to work with a Somali guy who used n-bombs to describe our american black co-workers. I usually just gave him a "don't say that, dude" look. Eventually I took him aside and told him why that word was less than okay to use as an insult.

He didn't care, and continued to use it. Which I strangely respected I guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:05 AM (GBteo)

604 "I'm already at the age where I'm finding old freinds/acquaintances have passed." I'm feeling guilty for being in fairly good health, when most of my friends are being slowed down by emergent health problems. Activities and pleasures we take for granted when young, eventually become impossible. When old friends ask what I've been doing, can I blurt out "Oh, bicycling!" when they're no longer agile? Their depression over health downturns is agonizing.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 12:05 AM (mk9aG)

605 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:05 AM (GBteo)

MY COUSIN admonished the person and told them they don't like it and not to use it, and was (also) ignored.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:06 AM (uEbPt)

606 Question: If a half-black person used the N-word in front of you at work to describe some black people they don't like (who you don't know and who are not around), what would you do?
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)

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I would march directly to HR and collect my winnings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:06 AM (4knXT)

607 581 We didn't ALL deserve Yoko.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)


We're all sinners, I guess.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 12:06 AM (sdi6R)

608 gp, exactly.
I'm not sure I feel guilty about feeling better than they do, but I do ask myself how long I can continue to buck the odds.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (miE9U)

609 I would march directly to HR and collect my winnings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:06 AM (4knXT)

MY COUSIN is currently wishing he had done just that.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (uEbPt)

610 Harry - is Feminist Chick the hawt petite blonde lawyer who wanted dinner before intimate wrestling? That's where the story stopped last time - you weren't sure if it was worth it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (QDnY+)

611 Jesus wept.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (sLicW)

612 So did Victor Davis Hanson. He also said he will be tossed aside as soon as he's accomplished his goal.
Just like Patton.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (KFtuK)

One of the great bosses I had said, "The bureaucracy will ensure that there is never another George S Patton!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 12:08 AM (3hr5B)

613 585 Cicero, much better at Charo Chicken. More chicken, less lead. And nobody demands you say their name.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (miE9U)

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My doctor says I'm not getting enough lead in my diet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:08 AM (4knXT)

614 did you read that story JJ linked this morning about the woman harassed by government coworkers at the National Geol. Survey whatever for having pro prez pictures and things at her desk.

made my blood boil. the little brats.

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:10 AM (xIKXj)

615 610 Harry - is Feminist Chick the hawt petite blonde lawyer who wanted dinner before intimate wrestling? That's where the story stopped last time - you weren't sure if it was worth it.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (QDnY+)

Yes, that's her.

Kind of fizzled out. We went on a handful of dates, and we've been pretty flirty together (same friend group), but nothing really came of it.

idk, seemed too forced, to be honest. We didn't really have much in common -- she's a bleeding heart public defender liberal feminist chick, and I'm, well, me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:10 AM (GBteo)

616 booknlass, my advice to her would be to sue the ever living shit out of everyone involved, including the superiors who did nothing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (miE9U)

617 Patton died too soon for us to know whether he'd have been tossed aside, but he probably would have. There's a kind of man you need in war and a kind you need in peace. The Brits threw away Churchill as soon as they could.

Patton was the kind of guy, and I can think of a couple, who seems to have existed for a purpose and then been gone when it was over. He spent his whole life, or all of his lives if you go for his reincarnation stuff, preparing to be a warrior.

Then it was almost denied him. Then he got to do it. Then he died. It is Shakespearean.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (fuK7c)

618 613 585 Cicero, much better at Charo Chicken. More chicken, less lead. And nobody demands you say their name.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (miE9U)

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My doctor says I'm not getting enough lead in my diet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:08 AM (4knXT)


It shouldn't be difficult. Breakfast leads to lunch which leads to dinner.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)

619 We didn't ALL deserve Yoko.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)


Maybe you all didn't need a full dose of Yoko


Perhaps I will make it up tou you innocent victims

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (aA3+G)

620 Harry, you misspelled "and I'm a callous, misogynistic, right wing death beast."



Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:13 AM (QDnY+)

621 So who do we nominate for the anti-Yoko thread?

I nominate Mila Kunis, of course.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:14 AM (miE9U)

622 booknlass, my advice to her would be to sue the ever living shit out of everyone involved, including the superiors who did nothing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (miE9U)

Pres. Trump should make her the head of the USGS. That body should exist to service industry, not be a roadblock to development.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:14 AM (7njPr)

623 Jesus wept.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (sLicW)

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It was allergies,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:14 AM (4knXT)

624 yeah steve, she should go on the defensive. get em.

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:14 AM (xIKXj)

625 She's also good friends with Feminist Chick, who I used to see, so I'm not sure how that dynamic will play out. Feminist Chick claims to be ok with be going on a date with her friend, but you know how Feminist Chicks are.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (GBteo)

Wait, someone asked Feminist chick if it was OK?

First rule of Fuck club is???

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 12:15 AM (NgKpN)

626 Kat Timpf?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:15 AM (7WaWV)

627 620 Harry, you misspelled "and I'm a callous, misogynistic, right wing death beast."



Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:13 AM (QDnY+)

Heh, something like that.

She's a pleasant enough person, just... yeah, different world views and in different places in life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (GBteo)

628 Bander, perfectly stated [re Patton].



Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

629 614 did you read that story JJ linked this morning about the woman harassed by government coworkers at the National Geol. Survey whatever for having pro prez pictures and things at her desk.

made my blood boil. the little brats.
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:10 AM (xIKXj)

It's difficult to reveal conservative tendencies in the work place without strong pushback.

Saw another Trump hat and gave a thumbs up. I'm trying to encourage it wherever I see it.

I've got a pink Trump 2020 hat I'll be wearing this summer.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)

630 Wait, someone asked Feminist chick if it was OK?

First rule of Fuck club is???
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 12:15 AM (NgKpN)

Her friend (my date) asked her. Which is fair.

She's not a horrible person, just, you know, a dumb mid-20's libtard.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (GBteo)

631 Another illegal alien who got away with working in the U.S. while picking up a government cheque...
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
931760808974942208

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (Dh1wo)

632 AOP, exactly. we could write PT and ask him to do that. I thought about contacting the woman and showing her some support.

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (xIKXj)

633 I've got a pink Trump 2020 hat I'll be wearing this summer.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)

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A pink one, huh?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT)

634 Perhaps I will make it up tou you innocent victims

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (aA3+G)


Yeah, 'Battered Wife Syndrome' regrets.

'I'm sorry your face fell into my fist, Honey. I'll make it up to you. You can cook that juicy steak over your eye tomorrow as part of a nice romantic dinner.'

Posted by: RickZ at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (Y8PSl)

635 621 Just so long as we aren't required to watch clips of her from the Sam Rami OZ film (Great and Powerful?). Ugh.

Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (Ojki1)

636 If there can be the horrors of a Yokohama ONT, why is there not the fun of a Python ONT?

Posted by: Silentbrick at May 22, 2019 12:18 AM (nVNy0)

637 One of my favorite humorous expressions for a guvamint agency: USGS/"useless Jesus".


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)

638 Koko the Sign Language Gorilla > Yoko

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (+y/Ru)

639 Kestrel, I know what you mean. I work at a retail shop, and we do NOT have liberty to show our support of our President.

don't want to alienate any customers. but what fun when they are for him. then we can smile smile smile

Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (xIKXj)

640 637 One of my favorite humorous expressions for a guvamint agency: USGS/"useless Jesus".


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)

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Comedy has a low bar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (4knXT)

641 Anon, have you heard Koko's latest album? Incredible!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (miE9U)

642 A pink one, huh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT)

She's and 'Ett.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 12:20 AM (f9A2A)

643 I especially enjoy the duet Koko did with Cher.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:20 AM (miE9U)

644 ONO YOKO!!!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:20 AM (OX6sG)

645 606 Question: If a half-black person used the N-word in front of you at work to describe some black people they don't like (who you don't know and who are not around), what would you do?
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)

Nobody made me the PC police and I won't volunteer for the job. I would not voluntarily engage in conversation with the person either.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:20 AM (IDhUW)

646 Too bad Koko and Harambe never got toether...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (7WaWV)

647 i got you babes

Posted by: zombie koko, signing at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (Dh1wo)

648 Harry, I yield to no man in shallowness in such things - the 5 foot 2, 1O5 lbs and cute blonde was all I remembered.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (QDnY+)

649 hillary had seth rich kil

Posted by: zombie koko, signing at May 22, 2019 12:22 AM (Dh1wo)

650 633 I've got a pink Trump 2020 hat I'll be wearing this summer.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)

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A pink one, huh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT)

You got a problem with pink?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)

651 646 Too bad Koko and Harambe never got toether...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (7WaWV)

Too soon.

RIP Harambe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:22 AM (GBteo)

652 A pink one, huh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT)

You got a problem with pink?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)


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Some of my favorite underwear is pink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:23 AM (4knXT)

653 629
It's difficult to reveal conservative tendencies in the work place without strong pushback.

Saw another Trump hat and gave a thumbs up. I'm trying to encourage it wherever I see it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)


Fortunately my boss is very simpatico in that respect. But I work in a small business. I imagine things are different in corporations.

I'd be inclined to keep quiet and keep my head down. But maybe it is time to shove it right back in the Left's faces. Either that or wait until it's time to start shooting them.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 12:24 AM (sdi6R)

654 648 Harry, I yield to no man in shallowness in such things - the 5 foot 2, 1O5 lbs and cute blonde was all I remembered.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (QDnY+)

Yep, that's her!

She actually got wasted at the bar and puked on my front steps a few nights ago when we were all coming back to my place. Fairly funny.

But yeah 105 pound 5 foot 2 mid-20's chicks can't keep up with early 30's, 180 pound 5'10 guys in the drinking game, it turns out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:24 AM (GBteo)

655 TMI, Cicero.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:24 AM (QDnY+)

656 Holy carp! A puffer-fish skeleton!
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
931760808974942208

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 12:24 AM (Dh1wo)

657 Will there be punishment for Alabama?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (OX6sG)

658 637 One of my favorite humorous expressions for a guvamint agency: USGS/"useless Jesus".


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)

Pretty accurate. People who want to make the govt God will find it is a useless God.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (IDhUW)

659 Except Crazy Cat Lady. She's a bit older, but around the same size and description, and she definitely could keep up with me when we'd go out drinking.

Probably should have been a sign of a problem.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (GBteo)

660 One of my favorite humorous expressions for a guvamint agency: USGS/"useless Jesus".


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)

Thing is, they aren't useless. Or at least needn't be. They produce fine geological maps of areas, that probably would not get mapped by industry, because no expectation of resources. And when those maps come out, they are scrutinized by corporate geologists, and surprise, surprise! Sometimes unidentified resources are discovered. Or clues to look for them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (7njPr)

661 657 Will there be punishment for Alabama?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (OX6sG)

I am kind of wondering if Alabama is in self imposed exile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (0MVr3)

662 659 Except Crazy Cat Lady. She's a bit older, but around the same size and description, and she definitely could keep up with me when we'd go out drinking.

Probably should have been a sign of a problem.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (GBteo)

Pro-am is not the same thing as Pro.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (0MVr3)

663 Now that I'm thinking about it -- I definitely have a type. Young, blonde, short, skinny lawyers.

Hmmm...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (GBteo)

664 How did John L. Ever get a woody for that chick (used loosely)?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (OX6sG)

665 657 Will there be punishment for Alabama?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (OX6sG)

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Take one free Tibet and we'll call it even.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (4knXT)

666 I suppose next up will be the merits of salt on blue waffles...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (lLeln)

667 Aetius, I believe several members of Alabama joined Exile, or maybe vice versa. ;-)

(Those of you who remember the 1980s will get this)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (miE9U)

668 Pro-am is not the same thing as Pro.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (0MVr3)

Heh.

Nah, crazy cat lady most definitely abuses alcohol more than the surgeon general would recommend, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (GBteo)

669 Now that I'm thinking about it -- I definitely have a type. Young, blonde, short, skinny lawyers.

Hmmm...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (GBteo)

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Hello, sailor!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:28 AM (4knXT)

670 We are finding all sorts of disturbing things about Cicero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:29 AM (0MVr3)

671 But maybe it is time to shove it right back in the Left's faces

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This is what I think, but the repercussions are real. I became much more vocal about my views and found I had more support than I realized.....I'm also leaving my current employment so I feel like I have more freedom.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:29 AM (IDhUW)

672
I am kind of wondering if Alabama is in self imposed exile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (0MVr3)

He will be Forced to write YOKO ONO on the board, until it's full!

Posted by: Sister Mary Elephant at May 22, 2019 12:29 AM (OX6sG)

673 AOP, the expression is courtesy of a geologist relative, who is known for his acerbic - verging on bitter - takes on just about everything on the planet. Not my view.


Damn - somewhere in the mists of my past endeavors, I had some reason to interact with USGS. Cannot imagine what it was. Guvamint bizness of some kind.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:30 AM (QDnY+)

674 Take one free Tibet and we'll call it even.

what did I do?

Posted by: free tibet at May 22, 2019 12:32 AM (CL76w)

675 I just realized.

"MAGA" would fit perfectly, cast in a negative image, onto a set of Brass Knuckles.

How perfect to market these, just before the 2020 General Election season?

*wicked grin*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 12:32 AM (QzJWU)

676 "MAGA" would fit perfectly, cast in a negative image, onto a set of Brass Knuckles.

How perfect to market these, just before the 2020 General Election season?

*wicked grin*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 12:32 AM (QzJWU)

Well, for 2020, we're going to have to KAG -- Keep America Great.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:32 AM (GBteo)

677 Does anyone understand what is going on between the UK, May and the Queen and the anti Trump coup? I understand that some British subjects were involved but May and the Queen?

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:33 AM (Omgxq)

678 Damn - somewhere in the mists of my past endeavors, I had some reason to interact with USGS. Cannot imagine what it was. Guvamint bizness of some kind.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:30 AM (QDnY+)

Basically, the purpose of such an agency is to evaluate the natural infrastructure of the country with a view to making natural resources available for development, and to identify geological hazards. Of course, it's possible for Leftists to pervert its purpose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (7njPr)

679 I really haven't commented regularly since 2005, but Yoko Ono?
"Fuck you people in the neck." And, by "fuck you in the neck," I mean that I don't miss with my 270, nor does Dick Cheney's cock.

Retirement was nice. Be a shame if something happened to your blog's dick. Coprophagy be unto you. FFS
*tosses off muck-laden boots*

Posted by: ArmChair in sin at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (Nig2g)

680 As far as hearing able bodied exploits, I could care less. Other people have to live their own lives. I may be less able bodied but I don't want others to walk on eggshells around me. So fucking what if I will never be able to do as much. IDGAF what other people do. I just hate being lonely, I wish I spent more time with other people.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (0OmEj)

681 Does anyone understand what is going on between the UK, May and the Queen and the anti Trump coup? I understand that some British subjects were involved but May and the Queen?
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:33 AM (Omgxq)

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Brian May?

I may not be totally up on the news.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (4knXT)

682 The First US Army Group [FUSAG] had a very cool insignia.


This was the fake military formation established to [successfully] fool the krauts the location of the main Allied invasion of France. Headed by Patton [who was not fake].


Carry on.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:36 AM (QDnY+)

683 British PM Theresa May. Also something about a british pedo having to do with all this and bringing shame to the royals.

I am lost.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:37 AM (Omgxq)

684 Looking over the list, I'm dubious about how many of you have spent time in a real biker bar. Bob Dylan? Really?

Posted by: David Allen Coe at May 22, 2019 12:38 AM (xSo9G)

685 680 As far as hearing able bodied exploits, I could care less. Other people have to live their own lives. I may be less able bodied but I don't want others to walk on eggshells around me. So fucking what if I will never be able to do as much. IDGAF what other people do. I just hate being lonely, I wish I spent more time with other people.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (0OmEj)

Good evening USN,

Do grey box friends count as other people?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:39 AM (IDhUW)

686 I'd be inclined to keep quiet and keep my head down. But maybe it is time to shove it right back in the Left's faces. Either that or wait until it's time to start shooting them.

rickl, use the left's favorite tool, ridicule, buy one of the ridiculous RBG action figures and place her in different outfits performing various outdoor activities (i.e. mountain climbing, cycling). Maybe you'll find an office co-conspirator.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 12:40 AM (f8dwL)

687 679 I really haven't commented regularly since 2005, but Yoko Ono?
"Fuck you people in the neck." And, by "fuck you in the neck," I mean that I don't miss with my 270, nor does Dick Cheney's cock.

Retirement was nice. Be a shame if something happened to your blog's dick. Coprophagy be unto you. FFS
*tosses off muck-laden boots*
Posted by: ArmChair in sin at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (Nig2g)

Maybe switch to decaf?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:40 AM (IDhUW)

688 Well played ONT...well played

Posted by: LexisTexas at May 22, 2019 12:41 AM (mjcqU)

689 British intel obviously involved - directly and/or via the network of "private intelligence" outfits in which its former senior officials are abundant - in parts of the Keystone Coup. Daily Mail recently ran an odd and very incomplete, and dated in some respects, story about who knew what when, WRT the Steele nonsense.


Trump going to London soon.


Not optimistic overall, but have to admit things right now are more fun and interesting than I could have ever expected.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:42 AM (QDnY+)

690
I recommend embarrelment with extreme prejudice.

If this is allowed to stand unanswered, then we're no better than the savage beasts... why, AlaBAMA?

Why have you turned this into a house of shame?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 12:42 AM (U1V+5)

691 I had to field a complaint about how Pepe the frog is racist. So tired of the perpetually offended NPCs!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

692 689. rhomboid
You have that right. Very interesting indeed.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (Omgxq)

693 Why have you turned this into a house of shame?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 12:42 AM (U1V+5)

WHY DO YOU BRING FOOLS TO JUDGE MY WORK!?!?
-Michelangelo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (0MVr3)

694
I've been messing around and giving a little TLC to my tractors. Changing the oil and filters and other servicing.

My 8700 is a '77 model and the damn thing is thus 42 years old. I can't believe it. It's got 7484 hours on it. And it's not using any oil and still purrs like a kitten. That hour figure, figuring about 50 miles per hour is about 375K miles equivalent.

The engine is the venerable 401 cd I-6 Ford. It's a "square" engine, bore = stroke, 4.4" x 4.4". The cast iron oil pan, which holds 16 quarts weighs more that some automotive engines total.

One of the legends was Ford fired the engineers who designed that and similar engines because they were lasting too long. 10K hours or better before overhaul needed. :-) I can almost believe that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:44 AM (NMAzL)

695 WILL YOU STOP THE HAMMERING?! SOMEBODY STOP THE HAMMERING!


Wait. That's sort of different.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

696 If I owned a sandwich shop I would be working on creating the "Nadler" an overstuffed baloney concoction....

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 12:46 AM (f8dwL)

697 50 mph for a tractor?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:46 AM (7WaWV)

698 WHY DO YOU BRING FOOLS TO JUDGE MY WORK!?!?
-Michelangelo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (0MVr3)

I'm unfamiliar with this quote. Care to elaborate?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:47 AM (IDhUW)

699 I hope someone has taken the scissors away from AlaBAMA. He might get hurt.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:48 AM (IDhUW)

700 50 mph for a tractor?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:46 AM (7WaWV)


When some cowboy in a CAT challenges you on the highway, you don't wanna be caught with your pants down

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:49 AM (miE9U)

701 >> 50 mph for a tractor?

That's not a literal speed. But a rough conversion from hours of operation to equivalent mileage on a automotive vehicle where mileage is the standard measure of service life.

1000 hours is roughly equivalent to 50K miles. Roughly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)

702 Why have you turned this into a house of shame?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 12:42 AM


Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Is this not why you came here?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:50 AM (7WaWV)

703 In view of his absence, I suspect that AlaBAMA may have taken a voluntary plunge into the barrel.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 12:51 AM (f8dwL)

704 Is this not why you came here?


I was sort of expecting bewbs. I know it wasn't an explicit promise, but...

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 12:51 AM (fuK7c)

705
You know why John Lennon died after he was shot?

Sweet, sweet release...

Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 22, 2019 12:51 AM (nxw5n)

706 Do grey box friends count as other people?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:39 AM (IDhUW)

My wife counts grey box people as me interacting with, um, ah, regular people. My daily interactions with people are Amish and Mennonite, fine people, but a bit different than the wife and I.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 12:52 AM (f9A2A)

707 That's not a literal speed. But a rough conversion
from hours of operation to equivalent mileage on a automotive vehicle
where mileage is the standard measure of service life.
1000 hours is roughly equivalent to 50K miles. Roughly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:49 AM


I think you may be over-estimating the conversion by an order of magnitude...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:52 AM (7WaWV)

708 Fuck.

The fuck.

The amazing thing is nobody has out-Yoko'ed Yoko.

Courtney came close when she murdered Kurt.

*cough*

Allegedly. Prolly a rumor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 12:53 AM (uzjER)

709 One of the legends was Ford fired the engineers who designed that and similar engines because they were lasting too long. 10K hours or better before overhaul needed. :-) I can almost believe that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:44 AM (NMAzL)

My little International B414D keeps soldiering along. I doubt the engine has ever been torn down, although the hour meter is long gone.

I got it a couple of years after I moved to the acreage I'm on. Friend of mine told about this old tractor in the back yard of a business down the alley from where he worked, and said it had been cleared of junk, recently. I went there, and asked, "is this old tractor for sale?" They said, "Yes, we just put an ad in the Bargain Finder, and it comes out today. It was tied up up in an estate for a long time, but we finally got it sorted out." Me: "If you can get it running for me, I have $3500 in my pocket." Them: "Come back tomorrow morning." So I did, and it was running. Gave them the money. They said the phone was ringing off the hook all night and morning.

Little tractor has a loader on it, and a 3-point hitch, and power steering. It is a jewel. I gave it a set of new glow plugs, and replaced the starter, when that finally died.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:53 AM (7njPr)

710 My wife counts grey box people as me interacting with, um, ah, regular people. My daily interactions with people are Amish and Mennonite, fine people, but a bit different than the wife and I.
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Oh yes, the Horde.....regular people one and all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:55 AM (IDhUW)

711 >> I think you may be over-estimating the conversion by an order of magnitude...

One is not concerned with the distance a tractor travels. Mileage is the standard measure of life on automotive, cars and trucks.

Consider a stationary engine. It has literally zero miles on it for it's life. Hours of operation is the measure of course.

Now, we want a rough way to compare "how old", "how worn" that engine is to a car/truck.

50 miles per hour is that rough equivalent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:55 AM (NMAzL)

712 Thing that always got me, was that Lennon was always an abusive cheating loser who couldn't even get that right. He left his first, better wife for the insane and unattractive Yoko. Then he left her for years with his secretary - who was younger, hotter, and by all accounts a very sweet and industrious girl. Who he then ditched to go back to the weird Ainu battleax.

Sad!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 12:57 AM (U1V+5)

713 703 In view of his absence, I suspect that AlaBAMA may have taken a voluntary plunge into the barrel.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 12:51 AM (f8dwL)

If that's the case I hope he kept the scissors, he might need them.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:59 AM (IDhUW)

714 We want the Cup! (Blues fans chanted tonight)

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 01:01 AM (Cssks)

715 I know why we haven't seen Alabama tonight.

Seppuku, the only answer to the dishonor he has brought upon himself.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 01:02 AM (RfzVr)

716 Does anyone understand what is going on between the UK, May and the Queen and the anti Trump coup? I understand that some British subjects were involved but May and the Queen?
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:33 AM (Omgxq)

Trump ordered the release of the FICA docs months ago, and then someone talked him out of it.

Seeing as how British intel was involved, I would guess either the Brit PM or the Queen herself, because they KNEW that any major scandal would cause the Brit Government to fall.

Right in the middle of Brexit.

Personally, I think Trump should have said F U.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 01:03 AM (NgKpN)

717 715 I know why we haven't seen Alabama tonight.

Seppuku, the only answer to the dishonor he has brought upon himself.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 01:02 AM (RfzVr)

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We have to respect his decision because, diversity and snit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:03 AM (4knXT)

718
Now, where does that 50 mph rough estimate come from? Well, the engine is running somewhere around 1800 RPM more or less, average roughly. Now, at what speed would be truck or car be going running at that RPM?

About 50 MPH.

Some use 60 MPH conversion. But I prefer 50. A tractor out running is the equivalent of a car or truck out on the highway, running long, not short stop and go driving, which is harder on engines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)

719 Oh yes, the Horde.....regular people one and all
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:55 AM (IDhUW)

LOL, the word I was looking to replace was "English" as we speak English at home. That's what the Amish and more conservative Mennonites call us, as they speak low German/ PA Dutch at home.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (f9A2A)

720 Now, we want a rough way to compare "how old", "how worn" that engine is to a car/truck.
50 miles per hour is that rough equivalent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:55 AM


Even an odometer reading is only a (very) rough estimation of a motor vehicle's engine's wear and tear... How does '50 mph' apply to a farm tractor which does most of its work at a fixed rpm anyway?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:05 AM (7WaWV)

721 LOL, the word I was looking to replace was "English" as we speak English at home. That's what the Amish and more conservative Mennonites call us, as they speak low German/ PA Dutch at home.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (f9A2A)

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You know who else spoke low German?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:06 AM (4knXT)

722 LOL, the word I was looking to replace was "English" as we speak English at home. That's what the Amish and more conservative Mennonites call us, as they speak low German/ PA Dutch at home.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (f9A2A)

Interesting. I bet you get awesome produce and baked goodies from them if they set up there like they do some places in MT.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:08 AM (IDhUW)

723 You know who else spoke low German?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:06 AM (4knXT)

I believe that's what the call High German, that's for church, and school.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:08 AM (f9A2A)

724 704 Is this not why you came here?


I was sort of expecting bewbs. I know it wasn't an explicit promise, but...
***********

If you were expecting Yoko's bewbs, you really are beyond redemption.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 22, 2019 01:09 AM (WJcbb)

725 Publius!

I missed your most excellent explanation at #718 before I posted at #720...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:09 AM (7WaWV)

726
I believe that's what the call High German, that's for church, and school.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:08 AM (f9A2A)


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I thought High German is better known as English

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:09 AM (4knXT)

727 Oh, and turkeys, I always used to get our Thanksgiving turkey from the Hutterites.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:10 AM (IDhUW)

728 You know who else spoke low German?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:06 AM (4knXT)

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Wouldn't know... I'm a Hochdeutsch man, through-and-through. Durch-und-durch. Whatevs.

Posted by: 'Dolph at May 22, 2019 01:10 AM (U1V+5)

729 I may die along with the thread but I'll throw in a PA Dutch anecdote.

There's a tourist trap out there called the Pennsylvania Dutch Gift Haus. Well as soon as you spell it "Haus" the mind goes to German. In German Gift means poison.

So yeah, it's the Pennsylvania Dutch Poison House.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:10 AM (fuK7c)

730 698 WHY DO YOU BRING FOOLS TO JUDGE MY WORK!?!?
-Michelangelo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (0MVr3)

I'm unfamiliar with this quote. Care to elaborate?
*************

Actually, it's something Trump said.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 22, 2019 01:11 AM (WJcbb)

731
And actually the "hours" is not an accurate time of operation, but proportional to the number of revolutions the engine has turned. The calibration varies with rated engine speed, but it is 1:1 on this one at about 1800 RPM. So 1 hour = 1800*60 = 108,000 revolutions of the crankshaft.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)

732 Seeing as how British intel was involved, I would guess either the Brit PM or the Queen herself, because they KNEW that any major scandal would cause the Brit Government to fall.

Right in the middle of Brexit.

Personally, I think Trump should have said F U.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 01:03 AM (NgKpN)

I doubt the Queen would involve herself in this, although she is nominally the boss of MI6. And I suspect she has more respect for DJT than the vile Teresa May.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 01:15 AM (7njPr)

733 730 698 WHY DO YOU BRING FOOLS TO JUDGE MY WORK!?!?
-Michelangelo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (0MVr3)

I'm unfamiliar with this quote. Care to elaborate?
*************

Actually, it's something Trump said.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 22, 2019 01:11 AM (WJcbb)

Considering the fools he has to work with, I could believe that.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:16 AM (IDhUW)

734 I'm unfamiliar with this quote. Care to elaborate?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:47 AM (IDhUW)

Agony and the Ecstasy. 1965.

Michelangelo (Charlton Heston) is painting the Sistine Ceiling, but he is taking a while.

Pope Julius (Rex Harrison) brings in some cardinals to judge his work. Some are saying the figures are scandalous because of the nudity. One is saying the nudity is fine, but they should be done in the style of the Greeks. 'Why should I emulate the Greeks?! They were heathens from their time, I'm a Christian in mine!' Then they go off into the nudity whole thing again.

'I will paint man as God made him- in the glory of his nakedness. Without shame! Shame did not come from God, it was left to Priests to create shame!'

Then, he looks down at the Pope 'WHY DO YOU BRING FOOLS TO JUDGE MY WORK?!' (Give it a good Heston bellow in your head.)


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:17 AM (0MVr3)

735 Even an odometer reading is only a (very) rough estimation of a motor vehicle's engine's wear and tear... How does '50 mph' apply to a farm tractor which does most of its work at a fixed rpm anyway?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:05 AM (7WaWV)

Fifty miles an hour in a car is pretty much fixed RPM, too. Hence the conversion. Not exact; but a rule of thumb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 01:18 AM (7njPr)

736 299 Yoko "singing" vs. the Muzzie call to prayer.

Which is more effective at driving out rodents?

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You misspelled 'attract'.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 22, 2019 01:18 AM (0xXzB)

737 686 RBG plays Odin in the Ocasio-Cortez comic...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 22, 2019 01:18 AM (ABuva)

738 >> He's too chicken to do an all Yoko ONT
What were you thinking?

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 22, 2019 01:19 AM (o2vOl)

739 Actually, I think You Know Who spoke with at least some of the regional Austrian accent and idioms you'd expect, though I'm not sure. He did trill his "r"s dramatically sometimes, to the point it made it harder to understand him - at least for me, as I struggle through some of his speeches.


Favorite mass-murdering evil tyrant, WRT using his speeches for practice and edumucation, Stalin. Non-native speaker, spoke slowly, flat, didn't always swallow his endings. Funny, mousy little voice [for a guy who murdered tens of millions]. Putin speaks very clearly, easy to follow [easier than the often-hammered Yeltsin, anyway].

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:19 AM (QDnY+)

740 Interesting. I bet you get awesome produce and baked goodies from them if they set up there like they do some places in MT.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:08 AM (IDhUW)

Hmm, baked goods show up at the door. Amish kids finish school at 14, the learning to bake starts before then. Neighbor's doors are a good place to drop them off at, Amish are great at being neighborly. Produce, I have a garden. My Amish neighbor has a Plumbing, Elecrtrical, Heating and Cooling, Well business, in the summer the shop looks like a produce market, bring what you you have too much of, take what you need.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:19 AM (f9A2A)

741 Agony and the Ecstasy. 1965.
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Thank you. I will add this to my "to watch" list.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:20 AM (IDhUW)

742 Fuck Yoko and all she stands for.
Revoke her citizenship and deport her to North Korea or Yemen.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2019 01:21 AM (QMwOT)

743 741 Agony and the Ecstasy. 1965.
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Thank you. I will add this to my "to watch" list.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:20 AM (IDhUW)

It is a great movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:21 AM (0MVr3)

744 Well, time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 01:22 AM (7njPr)

745 I thought High German is better known as English
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:09 AM (4knXT)

I don't know, in my experience high German means actual German. It could have another use, or a joke went completely above my head.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:22 AM (f9A2A)

746 299 Yoko "singing" vs. the Muzzie call to prayer.

Which is more effective at driving out rodents?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (AQVpU)

JDAM them both.
Use rat poison on the rats.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2019 01:22 AM (QMwOT)

747 Hmm, baked goods show up at the door. Amish kids finish school at 14, the learning to bake starts before then. Neighbor's doors are a good place to drop them off at, Amish are great at being neighborly. Produce, I have a garden. My Amish neighbor has a Plumbing, Elecrtrical, Heating and Cooling, Well business, in the summer the shop looks like a produce market, bring what you you have too much of, take what you need.
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Sounds like a nice place to live.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:23 AM (IDhUW)

748 Alabama. We. Will. Remember.


Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2019 01:23 AM (QMwOT)

749 Actually, I think You Know Who spoke with at least some of the regional Austrian accent and idioms you'd expect, though I'm not sure. He did trill his "r"s dramatically sometimes, to the point it made it harder to understand him - at least for me, as I struggle through some of his speeches.


There is one recording of him speaking normally which came to light in recent years. He was on a train car and didn't know he was being recorded.

He sounded like a regular guy with a pronounced Austrian accent.

Every other recording of him is in theatrical mode, where he's exhorting a crowd. There's only the one recording of Oz behind the curtain.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:23 AM (fuK7c)

750 Well, time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 01:22 AM (7njPr)

Goodnight!

I'm heading to be, also.

Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:24 AM (f9A2A)

751 Night AOP

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:24 AM (IDhUW)

752 Good Night All!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2019 01:25 AM (QMwOT)

753 Night Evasive

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:25 AM (IDhUW)

754 >> 384 How about an all Lena Dunham ONT?
>> I see that the Love Walrus has a part in Tarantino's new movie.

You apparently prefer large, shameless, and tusky.

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 22, 2019 01:26 AM (o2vOl)

755 You know Japanese women can live a long time. We may have 20 more years of Yoko to look forward to. More if doctors continue researching longevity.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 22, 2019 01:27 AM (D364A)

756 Night AOP and EB42. Also Man from Athens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:27 AM (0MVr3)

757 Bander - right, the recording on the train with the Finnish president Mannerheim. Have heard it. Don't know Austrian accents, though I know they can be extreme [so an Austrian told me, a week ago].


A friend said that Hitler's histrionic "r" trilling and other quirks were, at that time, considered marks of an educated or sophisticated person [thus the motive for that part of the theatrics]. True, AFAYK?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:28 AM (QDnY+)

758 Interesting anecdotes Bander.

Good night all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:28 AM (IDhUW)

759
I found the U of Nebraska test data on the 8700. They are the authority on tractor performance tests:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5m53dvq

Note they're trying more real world figures, PTO and drawbar pull, and not dynamometer figures of torgue and HP. They get real output power and drawbar pull figures.

You'll note that things pull (torque) curve is fairly flat from 2000 to 1200 RPM. It will keep pulling down to 600 RPM. The lugging performance is great.

Note this is a naturally aspirated version of the 401. The turbo versions will have more power and torque, but the torque curve gets steeper. It will not lug steadily down to nothing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 01:29 AM (NMAzL)

760 True, AFAYK?


Dunno, really. Most of the ranty speeches I've heard have been in TV things where they cut away from what he's saying because the point is just the noise he's making.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:31 AM (fuK7c)

761 Night AmericanKestrel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:32 AM (0MVr3)

762 A friend said that Hitler's histrionic "r" trilling
and other quirks were, at that time, considered marks of an educated or
sophisticated person [thus the motive for that part of the theatrics].
True, AFAYK?


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:28 AM


I've read that there is only one extant recording of Hitler's normal voice -- some interview he granted, or something... No analysis of his dialect or speech mannerisms that I recall...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:34 AM (7WaWV)

763 ...Some use 60 MPH conversion. But I prefer 50. A tractor out running is the equivalent of a car or truck out on the highway, running long, not short stop and go driving, which is harder on engines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)



The wear on a tractor engine is much like the wear on a boat engine, only worse.

It's what's called "Shock Load Wear", and is created by the sudden and unpredictable back-loading through the drive train of transitioning from soft to hard soil, rock impacts, load transitions (that boulder you just dumped from the bucket "lightened" the load, but springed the HELL out of your drive train!), and etc.

Much like a sixty foot yacht encountering a twelve foot wave....it's a sudden and severe shock to the prop, the propeller shaft and the clutch and engine in the bargain.

"Tractor Hours" are just a whole lot damn harder than "Odometer Miles" on a passenger vehicle.

Hell, they're harder than Odometer Miles on a Class 8 over the road semi, if you get right down to it.
ngine and transmission bearings manage force in two directions.

* rotational, which is what you think of when you think of "bearings". And high torque shock feedback can whiplash a driveline to induce some incredible forces in this aspect.

* thrust, which is what most people fail to realize that drivetrain bearings have to manage. This is the land of "tapered bearings", and THE major player for "shock loads" as described above.

The bearings in a tractor or boat, are usually TWICE THE SIZE of what you find in a car or even 3/4 ton truck, precisely for these reasons.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

764 I've read that there is only one extant recording of Hitler's normal voice -- some interview he granted, or something... No analysis of his dialect or speech mannerisms that I recall..


See #749.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:36 AM (fuK7c)

765 Bander, you need to waste more time listening to these things on the web. Amazing what's there. Was astounded to find a recording of Himmler's speech to the gauleiters in '43 [one where he told them "you guys are implicated in immense crimes, so for your own ass, make sure we don't lose the war"]. Hitler's hard, Goebbels much clearer [and I don't know if his "rheinisch" accent comes through, I can't tell].


Zettai - Bander just mentioned this - recording of Hitler/Mannerheim conversation in June '42.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:39 AM (QDnY+)

766 See #749.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:36 AM


Verrrrrrry interestingk!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:39 AM (7WaWV)

767 Putin speaks very clearly, easy to follow

Putin:

We are going to pursue terrorists everywhere. If they are in the airport, we will pursue them in the airport. And if we capture them in the toilet, then we will waste them in the outhouse.

Hard to get clearer than that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 01:42 AM (I2/tG)

768 ARC, I meant his Russian was clear, but that's a good quote, hadn't seen it.


His German is also pretty good. First visit to Germany as president, addressed the Bundestag in German. Also saw him answer a question from a German audience member [former elected official of some kind] at a televised public forum, in German.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:47 AM (QDnY+)

769 Okay,

My anchor-draggin' ass is grounding on the shoals of the snoozer.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

770 Nighters all.

Rhomboid, I envy you your Russian. I always think that what I know is duh and what other people know is magic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:48 AM (fuK7c)

771 Night Jim and Bander.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:48 AM (0MVr3)

772 His German is also pretty good. First visit to Germany as president, addressed the Bundestag in German.


Oh, OK, maybe not quite to bed.

Putin was seconded from the KGB to the Stasi:

http://bit.ly/30yNWKD

Yeah, he speaks German.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:51 AM (fuK7c)

773 ARC, I meant his Russian was clear, but that's a good quote, hadn't seen it.

Said in 1999, when Yeltsin was still President, and Putin was Prime Minister.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 01:54 AM (I2/tG)

774 ...His German is also pretty good. First visit to Germany as president, addressed the Bundestag in German. Also saw him answer a question from a German audience member [former elected official of some kind] at a televised public forum, in German.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:47 AM (QDnY+)




He was KGB, attached to East German Stasi, as an attaché.

His "German" was at least passable, at that level, to say the least.


*snoozer*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

775 Yep, Bander, he was a chekist in the DDR.


Any sadly, my Russian is quite rusty. Watching a documentary on Rokossovsky recently and damn if I could understand 25% of what some people were saying. Then, sometimes, can understand 95%. Depends on topic and speakers.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:56 AM (QDnY+)

776 Just remember this:

You can't spell "Rasputin" without "Putin."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 01:56 AM (uzjER)

777 Fvucking Bandersnatocovich!



Jimski
Sunk New Dawnski
Galvestalingrad, Texberia

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 01:58 AM (QzJWU)

778 I'm listening to Putin's 2001 speech to the Bundestag. It's post-9/11.

He has an accent and he's reading from a script but he's not faking it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 02:01 AM (fuK7c)

779 I was reading "Stalin, Court of the Red Tsar" and ran across a footnote that said that a grandfather (or uncle, or something) of Vlad Putin was a cook for Rasputin. I wish I had marked it. It was just a footnote.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 02:01 AM (uzjER)

780 Obama should have learnt how say 'I'll have more freedom to speak on that after the election' in Russian...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 02:02 AM (7WaWV)

781 We didn't ALL deserve Yoko.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)
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deserves got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: William Muny at May 22, 2019 02:03 AM (TZU1B)

782

The shock load to the drivetrain is why wheel slip on a tractor is so important. The optimum varies with a lot of factors, but is usually in the 5 -15% range.

Wheel slip helps absorb some of the shock load. Too much, and you're wasting fuel and wearing tires.

The rear axles on this 8700 and all but the smallest are double reduction. Total reduction is around 16:1. But that is split, 4:1 on the differential, and the final 4:1 in some outboard planetary units. There are wet brakes in between.

Good draft control with mounted implements all helps with shock loads.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 02:04 AM (NMAzL)

783 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 02:06 AM (fuK7c)

784 ...Good draft control with mounted implements all helps with shock loads.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 02:04 AM (NMAzL)



Operator skill in the driver's seat can cut the wear by half, or more.

Tell me again, 'bout the miracle of driverless farm implements?

*snoozer, squared*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)

785 hola, pendejos!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2019 02:12 AM (TZU1B)

786 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 02:12 AM (miE9U)

787 Strange how if you read Drudge now, Trump is already as good as beaten and Americans can't wait for socialism to be officially set in concrete.

Posted by: doomed at May 22, 2019 02:19 AM (FPrx1)

788 'Night qdpsteve and all who have gone before, I am going to bed too. Haven't seen Slap for a while, I hope that he is okay. The horde remains a special group of people.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 02:19 AM (f8dwL)

789 *feels special*

Posted by: Miklos Extraordinaire at May 22, 2019 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

790 Night debby and qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 02:25 AM (0MVr3)

791 I have not even looked at Drudge's page for months.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 02:26 AM (0MVr3)

792 I've now stopped. Nothing but constant anti-Trump hype and degenerate crap from British newswipes.

Posted by: doomed at May 22, 2019 02:29 AM (FPrx1)

793 597 "The N Word"

I got fired from a job for complaining about it. The boss demanded that I use the exact word when I described what happened and when I did, it was over.

I later found out the company was embezzling my insurance payments that were deducted from my paycheck.

Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2019 02:31 AM (ti2yD)

794 So the head of the GCHQ resigned in 2017 claiming he needed to focus on his family. But it turns out that he was involved in a pedo priest scandal. This pedo named Higgins was a family or somehow personal acquaintance of the head of the GCHQ. When the pedo was accused of a crime against kids the head of the GCHQ vouched for the priest who was then let go. This priest then went on to commit another crime. Apparently big scandal in the UK.

So the GCHQ is the top Brittish intelligence agency dealing with communications and items such as cryptography. The scandal led to the Queen not inviting PM May to her grandsons wedding. (??)

It seems that something is missing in this story. I think it has to do with timing and what happened when. How the heck is all this linked together and tied to PDT and the coup? However I do remember that during PDTs first two years there were a lot of pedo gangs busted, and it sure seems like there's a lot of pedophilia running through all the anti Trump actors...Plus how is the Queen involved in all of this? Wasnt her son Andrew accused of visiting pedo island at one point? Or was this all false news too?

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 02:31 AM (Omgxq)

795 I complained to the person first and she had a fit and ran into the Bosses office, screaming like I was with the Klan.

Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2019 02:33 AM (ti2yD)

796 Drudge needs to appeal to more left leaning readers to make up for all the right leaning ones that he has lost. That's my best guesstimate. I used to read his page several times per day seven days per week. I haven't looked at his site more than three times since 2016.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 02:37 AM (Omgxq)

797 Sorry..Boss's. (Doesn't look right).....the head dude. Gezze.

Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2019 02:38 AM (ti2yD)

798 Boss'? Isn't that the rule for singular words ending in 's'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:07 AM (0MVr3)

799 Late night conservatism seems to have hit a bit of a lull. Sarah Hoyt is not posting much these days on Insty. WZs rolls up the sidewalks even earlier that the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:08 AM (0MVr3)

800 The humanity.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 03:11 AM (tH5fk)

801 Late welcome eleven.

Still 800 comments for a Yoko Only ONt is not too bad. Sparked some 'ments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:13 AM (0MVr3)

802 Late welcome eleven.


Howdy.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 03:14 AM (tH5fk)

803 I was here earlier and saw that alaBAMA was both the cause of this Yoko theme, and was nowhere to be found.


Did he ever show up, to witness the Yoko carnage?

And apologize to everyone?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 03:16 AM (sy5kK)

804 Did he ever show up, to witness the Yoko carnage?

And apologize to everyone?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 03:16 AM (sy5kK)

I kind of wonder if he either knew he would not be on tonight, or just wanted to sit back and watch the world burn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:21 AM (0MVr3)

805 Holy crap, I did not know that.

Reading a story on Silent Spring's author linked over at Instapundit. We all know the story. DDT bad. Ban DDT (after we have eradicated malaria in all of OUR countries- who gives a shit about those africans.) Millions die, but we feel better about ourselves.

I did not know that WHO actually started using DDT again in 2006 for insect control. That is a good thing. And surprising.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:26 AM (0MVr3)

806 Why was this done to us?

Posted by: SgtHulka at May 22, 2019 03:41 AM (xD1DL)

807 As Dan Rather so aptly put it "Courage".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 22, 2019 03:44 AM (EMi53)

808 Drudge needs to appeal to more left leaning readers to make up for all the right leaning ones that he has lost.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 02:37 AM (Omgxq)


That's not an uncommon business model.

Ahoy!

Posted by: Your Conservative Betters At The Bulwark at May 22, 2019 03:45 AM (Y8PSl)

809 See if I have the right thread today

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)

810 Alabama what have you done. Make 2020 much easier democrat win! The pro-abortionists will come out and vote in force. And voter suppression won't stop enough of them. Oh Oh Alabam you have the rest of the union to help you along. The south's favorite singer neil young. They even sings songs about him.

Posted by: raimondo at May 22, 2019 03:48 AM (kQqPR)

811 Mornin', all
Actually got some sleep last nite.

Looks like I missed a ...fun... ONT?

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 03:49 AM (ppIpx)

812 THIS is a Thread for the Ages!

All Hail Misanthropic Humanitarian!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at May 22, 2019 03:49 AM (uL22A)

813 Motherfuckinghamsterfucker

What's worse than Yoko?

Hillary as president?
Posted by: Nurse ratched

An All- Woodpecker ONT ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 03:49 AM (lCxNP)

814 I was beginning to think Maet was back

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:51 AM (BbGew)

815 I was beginning to think Maet was back
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:51 AM


Another Hall Of Fame Member.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at May 22, 2019 03:54 AM (uL22A)

816 Wait, Yoko mort?

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:54 AM (BbGew)

817 Worse, she is still annoying us

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:55 AM (BbGew)

818 Stil have 15 minutes until official get up time but should get moving, go to work early and get home early, supposed to get to 75 today.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:57 AM (BbGew)

819 What a mess. A night of Yoko.

Is someone calling a crime scene clean-up company?

I don't think ServiceMaster does the nasty stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 04:01 AM (sy5kK)

820 Warmer here today, too. It's been a cool May, more like early April.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:02 AM (ppIpx)

821 But right now it is raining, again.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:07 AM (ppIpx)

822 809 See if I have the right thread today
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)

heh

Posted by: m at May 22, 2019 04:08 AM (5AuVV)

823 Threads with this brisance are rare. Y'all should savor it.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at May 22, 2019 04:09 AM (uL22A)

824 810 Alabama what have you done. Make 2020 much easier democrat win! The pro-abortionists will come out and vote in force.
Posted by: raimondo at May 22, 2019 03:48 AM (kQqPR)

I rate this "true."

Posted by: m at May 22, 2019 04:10 AM (5AuVV)

825 Gotta get the Yoko out of my head and

"Let The Day Begin"

https://youtu.be/to2KasivROc

(Thank you Slapweasel!)

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:12 AM (ppIpx)

826 https://youtu.be/yzFFtBsl5ps

Posted by: Sex Pistols at May 22, 2019 04:13 AM (HCqAo)

827 >>But right now it is raining, again.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:07 AM (ppIpx)

https://youtu.be/YZUE4_PtOk0

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:18 AM (ppIpx)

828 I've done the wrong thread a few mornings, once I get it wrong it's easy to stay on the wrong thread. And on my tablet screen right now I only have from ( jump to top of page) to page size 362.kb. and keyboard

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:22 AM (BbGew)

829 Skip, i wondered what happened to you yesterday! Smaller screen, yeah. Im on my phone, so i get that!

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:24 AM (ppIpx)

830
Good
Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 04:31 AM (mpXpK)

831 AOC: the Yoko Ono of politics

Posted by: m at May 22, 2019 04:32 AM (5AuVV)

832 Also at times with pages loading the screen is jumping around and with a touch screen what you think your hitting is a moving object so it's luck if you hit it.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:32 AM (BbGew)

833 832 Also at times with pages loading the screen is jumping around and with a touch screen what you think your hitting is a moving object so it's luck if you hit it.
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:32 AM (BbGew)

Plus, some of that happening pre-coffee.

Posted by: m at May 22, 2019 04:34 AM (5AuVV)

834 Well I'm here at the Yoko ONT and the devastation I'm seeing here is horrifying. I just saw a dead body floating by.
Posted by: Brian Williams

An RBG sighting !

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 04:41 AM (lCxNP)

835 Woof.
Posted by: Elizabeth

Woof-Woof !

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 04:43 AM (lCxNP)

836 >> ...I just saw a dead body floating by.
Posted by: Brian Williams

An RBG sighting !
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 04:41 AM (lCxNP)

Made me laugh!

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:46 AM (ppIpx)

837 Just saw the end of Viva Las Vegas, which is the best part - Ann Margret jiggling around....lol.

http://tinyurl.com/y2lzyl9y

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 22, 2019 04:58 AM (ufFY8)

838 Geez, it's already 4 a.m.

I better take off.

Have a great day, all. Hope it's Yoko-free!

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 05:00 AM (ppIpx)

839 Mornin', all
Actually got some sleep last nite.

Looks like I missed a ...fun... ONT?
Posted by: My life is insanity

Glad ya got some sleep.

zzzzzzzzz's are important.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 05:00 AM (lCxNP)

840 Thinking of leaving, not positive I can get into work.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 05:02 AM (BbGew)

841 Biggest racing weekend of the year this weekend, Monaco and Indy.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 05:06 AM (BbGew)

842 Everyone have a Yoko-free day.

I'm out.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 05:10 AM (BbGew)

843 seems that something is missing in this story. I think it has to do with timing and what happened when. How the heck is all this linked together and tied to PDT and the coup? However I do remember that during PDTs first two years there were a lot of pedo gangs busted, and it sure seems like there's a lot of pedophilia running through all the anti Trump actors...Plus how is the Queen involved in all of this? Wasnt her son Andrew accused of visiting pedo island at one point? Or was this all false news too?
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 02:31 AM (Omgxq)

Thats the rumor and I believe theres plenty of documentation regarding his visits there.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2019 05:10 AM (XROPS)

844 Thunderstorms predicted here in Indy for Sunday. Hoping for that window over Terre Haute.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 22, 2019 05:33 AM (Vf4Y7)

845 What could have been:
President Clinton sleeps late, congress is in recess because of so little business to do. Some controversy about why the Fun Camps need so much barbed wire and automatic weapons. But really all is quiet as the media's biggest story today is about Sussie and her new puppy.

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 05:39 AM (9tBcZ)

846 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 05:53 AM (VtwaX)

847 Stay safe Mrs Leggy.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 05:54 AM (lCxNP)

848 Woof.
Posted by: Elizabeth

Woof-Woof !
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 04:43 AM (lCxNP)

Arf!
Arf!
Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at May 22, 2019 05:55 AM (3hr5B)

849 Morning all
Posted by: rickb223

Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 05:55 AM (lCxNP)

850 GM!

Yesterday, we had a wind-chill of forty. Today, we are to be in the 80s.

Guess I will get some flowers planted and such.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:01 AM (RFh5Y)

851
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:08 AM (X3lUd)

852 Morning JT, lizabeth.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:08 AM (VtwaX)

853 GM!

Yesterday, we had a wind-chill of forty. Today, we are to be in the 80s.

Guess I will get some flowers planted and such.
Posted by: lizabth

And a VERY General Motors to you as well !

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:10 AM (lCxNP)

854 So, when does Nadler the Hutt start subpoenaing random citizens just so he can throw them all in jail?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:11 AM (pgXNG)

855 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

856 841 Biggest racing weekend of the year this weekend, Monaco and Indy.
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 05:06 AM (BbGew)

ANd Coke 600 at Charlotte

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:12 AM (JFO2v)

857 I drive a Ford, can I celebrate GM day also?

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:12 AM (9tBcZ)

858 854 So, when does Nadler the Hutt start subpoenaing random citizens just so he can throw them all in jail?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:11 AM (pgXNG)

Are those the Congressional Fun Ed Camps for the Slightly Deplorable?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:13 AM (JFO2v)

859 Doing a tad better, Hadrian the Seventh?

Do you have to train your replacement? Like those Disney engineers?

Corporate HRs were ones targeted first with the March Through the Institutions, IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

860 NYTimes opinion: "Pregnancy kills. Abortion saves lives." That's some slick newspeak there.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:15 AM (RFh5Y)

861 I drive a Ford, can I celebrate GM day also?
Posted by: Colin

Sure

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:16 AM (lCxNP)

862 NYTimes opinion: "Pregnancy kills. Abortion saves lives." That's some slick newspeak there.

As sharp as a rubber ball.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:17 AM (lCxNP)

863 Listening to Passionata by Andreas Vollenweider off his Kryptos album. Not his best harp work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

864 JT

It's the NYT. Fugetaboutit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

865 Good Morning Glories, hiya!

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:20 AM (htgmn)

866 I bet I'll see that slogan all over FB today.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:21 AM (RFh5Y)

867 ALH, actual

Good morning to the new flower of the South.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

868 862 NYTimes opinion: "Pregnancy kills. Abortion saves lives." That's some slick newspeak there.

As sharp as a rubber ball.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:17 AM (lCxNP)


This is all designed to discourage us.

PsyOps.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:22 AM (htgmn)

869 I should note...the fellow who wrote the NYTs piece is a provider of late-term abortions.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:23 AM (RFh5Y)

870 Good Morning NaCly. What are your plans for the day?

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:23 AM (htgmn)

871 Oh yes....PsyOps exactly.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:23 AM (RFh5Y)

872 G'morning, all.


A Yoko thread?


Glad I missed it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba)

873 lizabth

Lets mock them. One of those Rules for Radicals.

Some of the fun of this descent into the abyss is in the dark humor directed at the cultists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

874
Doing a tad better, Hadrian the Seventh?

Do you have to train your replacement? Like those Disney engineers?


No, more depressed this morning. And there won't be a replacement.

My job was patent and literature searching for the entire company; I took this on after 24 years of R&D as a principal investigator. So if you wanted to know what had been done on acrylic ester emulsions crosslinked by amino acids or an analysis of the patent landscape of AstraZeneca, I was the guy to see. Very important work and a great time saver for R&D, Legal and sales.

The big boys decided to get rid of that function. The big boys are saying in essence to everyone, "Use Google for patent searching."

There were three of us let go. Among us we're inventors on 330 US patents. But to the MBAs we're just a cost.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:26 AM (X3lUd)

875 It's a good plan, Salty....the thing I have trouble with is overcoming my own good manners. My own desire for rational discourse with these people. My belief that that is still even possible.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (RFh5Y)

876 Leftists remind me of Tokyo Rose. It's sometimes very subtle, and when that doesn't work, they go full Fascist.


Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (htgmn)

877 862 NYTimes opinion: "Pregnancy kills. Abortion saves lives." That's some slick newspeak there.

As sharp as a rubber ball.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:17 AM (lCxNP)

And more importantly it distracts from the fact women in DC are 10 TIMES more likely to die from pregnancy than women in New Hampshire. And take black women out of the equation and pregnancy deaths vs abortion death a very close. 2 vs. .6 per 100k.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

878 I see the media has latched onto a new word. "Underemployment" They are coining that phrase to point out that recent College graduates are working in jobs that they are vastly overqualified for. And apparently it is a serious problem because College debt takes up so much of their reduced income.


Sounds like Bull$hit to me.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (JUOKG)

879 ALH, Herself

The students are gone, but I have to make an appearance at school today. Fill out some paperwork, etc.

Them I am free to do my wife's bidding. The chore list could extend from here to the Atlantic seaboard, even if printed in 8 pt Times font.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

880 Lets mock them. One of those Rules for Radicals.

Some of the fun of this descent into the abyss is in the dark humor directed at the cultists.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Governor JB the Hutt of Illinois ran on taxing BILLIONaires more so they could pay their fare share. He then found out there are less billionaires in Ill then he thought.
Then he wanted to tax anyone making over 250K more, so they could pay their fare share.
That got too many people riled up.
Now...He's gonna tax millionaires more so they can pay their fare share.
Whew...found the sweet spot

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

881 860 NYTimes opinion: "Pregnancy kills. Abortion saves lives." That's some slick newspeak there.
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:15 AM (RFh5Y)

What the fuck.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:30 AM (pgXNG)

882 I see the media has latched onto a new word. "Underemployment" They are coining that phrase to point out that recent College graduates are working in jobs that they are vastly overqualified for. And apparently it is a serious problem because College debt takes up so much of their reduced income.


-------

Maybe the students should pick majors that have jobs available.

Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2019 06:30 AM (I5LRE)

883 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:26 AM (X3lUd)

I'm sorry to hear this, and pray that everything works out for the best for you.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:31 AM (htgmn)

884 In my neighborhood, a developer wants to build a Tractor Supply store on vacant land.....Some neighbors are saying no way. We were told by the realtor when we moved here that land beside us was "Forever Wild". Famous words spoken by many a realtor to a prospective buyer....I heard that when I was looking, HA..

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:31 AM (9tBcZ)

885 Hadrian the Seventh

That is crazy!! I know how important your function is. As I used to say when I was in the Patent Office, "An infringement suit baseline is $10 million. So get it right. "

That job needs very skilled and knowledgeable people with excellent depth in the prior art and skill in US PAT Full and STN-fu.

They chose very ... poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

886 Maybe the students should pick majors that have jobs available.
Posted by: MAGA

They should also be taught, somewhere in their education, when you come out of college you're still dumb as a post in any job you go into.
You WILL NOT START AT THE TOP

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

887 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)


That's the nature of wives. Keep you busy at home, key phrase: At Home.


I provide the same service for Mr. H.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (htgmn)

888 Dan Collins confirmed to the 9th circuit.

Winning.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (XROPS)

889 Maybe the students should pick majors that have jobs available.

Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2019 06:30 AM (I5LRE)


You mean a BS in Lesbian studies doesn't pay well?

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (9tBcZ)

890 You mean a BS in Lesbian studies doesn't pay well?
Posted by: Colin

Only if you can get a job teaching lesbian studies somewhere

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:34 AM (8ikIW)

891 862 NYTimes opinion: "Pregnancy kills. Abortion saves lives." That's some slick newspeak there.

As sharp as a rubber ball.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:17 AM (lCxNP)

It is bullshit. I see in 2010 and 2013 it was about 44% for new college grads (<5 year out of school) and runs about 15% to 19 % in the economy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v)

892 lizabth

There is no conversion or even reaching the cultists. We are well past the Age of Reason with respect to many in the country. Based on my personal experience. I could tell you stories.

Mocking them is for my sardonic amusement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

893 Bruce, I am sure the millionaires will be happy to pay their new 'fair share'. Just like Prizker the Hutt does.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:35 AM (RFh5Y)

894 882 Maybe the students should pick majors that have jobs available.
Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2019 06:30 AM (I5LRE)

Sadly, the reality is that most people aren't smart enough to get an Engineering degree.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:36 AM (pgXNG)

895 *hugs Hadrian*

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 22, 2019 06:36 AM (dm05u)

896 Abortion saves lives."

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:36 AM (UdKB7)

897
They chose very ... poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


I told the director who gave me the news, "I'm not saying you're making a big mistake, but you're making a big mistake." He agreed. But the MBA consultants don't have to live with the consequences.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:37 AM (X3lUd)

898 Salty...I realize that rationally, but it is so hard to accept practically, for me, anyway. Most of my family are cultists.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:37 AM (RFh5Y)

899 Bruce, I am sure the millionaires will be happy to pay their new 'fair share'. Just like Prizker the Hutt does.
Posted by: lizabth

I can't quite figure out how it's fair.
Do the millionaires use more of the infrastructure?
Eat more of the public schools free meals?
Get arrested and thrown in jail for 6 months because they can't post bail?
Their kids suck up more knowledge then a person who makes 250K kid does?

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

900 I live near a Engineering College and its tough to get in.

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:38 AM (9tBcZ)

901 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

The crazy part of the early ONT was, despite the efforts of some, the thread was On Topic for some value near 400 posts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

902 So, could some with Hadrian's experience be put to work on the other side - giving legal teams the red or green light on patent infringement suits?
Is that a thing?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 22, 2019 06:39 AM (dm05u)

903
Do the millionaires use more of the infrastructure?

No matter how much you make or have, you get one vote.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:39 AM (X3lUd)

904 Ooh....just looked out the window and see that my feeders were blown down by the winds overnight.
That saves me a step, as I was to take them down today anyway because my sparrow trap is coming by post. That will be the only thing with feed.

Gonna get rid of some of those 'air-rats'.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:40 AM (RFh5Y)

905 The crazy part of the early ONT was, despite the efforts of some, the thread was On Topic for some value near 400 posts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)


Does that mean we need more Yoko??

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:40 AM (9tBcZ)

906 It's the privilege, Bruce, not the usage. Consider it a privilege tax. Heck..JB should market it that way.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:41 AM (RFh5Y)

907 I never really thought that Engineering was supposed to be the be-all end-all until I came around these parts.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:41 AM (pgXNG)

908 He agreed. But the MBA consultants don't have to live with the consequences.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The same at the place I worked for. The upper management would receive bonuses for saving money. They would nickel and dime every thing they could find. They didn't care that they were making the product less attractive. They got their bonus and moved on.

The didn't care. They figured they would be either gone to another job or moved up to corporate

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:42 AM (8ikIW)

909 My head hurts, my feet stink, and Jesus don't love me.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (NWiLs)

910 I live near a Engineering College and its tough to get in.
Posted by: Colin

Did you try pushing or pulling on the door?

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (8ikIW)

911 If you aren't a coblogger you probably watch only youtube videos of interest (instead of random stuff looking for something thematic or interesting or Yokoish), and Google loves you. They love you because you help tune their picture of you pretty specifically, since the data you give is pretty precise. How to confuse the algorithms? How to avoid this aspect of surveillance capitalism?

Well, random youtube videos in one way and, luckily, there is a site for that!

(link goes to 538, where I found this site)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2e6hqpf

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (WoSlu)

912 Hadrian the Seventh

Well, you have some time for the knowledge of an own-goal to get out. I will pray for some common sense in the upper management.

⏣ Shakes my head. ⏣

And a competitor would be very wise to head-hunt you. Your skill set is critical for continuous patent coverage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

913 My head hurts, my feet stink, and Jesus don't love me.
Posted by: Insomniac

Man, if I could play harmonica, that's a good opening blues line

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:44 AM (8ikIW)

914 Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (NWiLs)


Mr. Buffett! Welcome. Here, have some coffee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:46 AM (WoSlu)

915 I can't quite figure out how it's fair.
Do the millionaires use more of the infrastructure?
Eat more of the public schools free meals?
Get arrested and thrown in jail for 6 months because they can't post bail?
Their kids suck up more knowledge then a person who makes 250K kid does?
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

Love this

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 22, 2019 06:46 AM (dm05u)

916 Did you try pushing or pulling on the door?

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (8ikIW)


Studying engineering, all outside doors open out, in case of an emergency.....With big EXIT signs over the door..../sarc

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:46 AM (9tBcZ)

917 Now...He's gonna tax millionaires more so they can pay their fare share.
Whew...found the sweet spot
Posted by: Bruce

Didja ever think you'd be glad that you're not a millionaire ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:46 AM (lCxNP)

918 Didja ever think you'd be glad that you're not a millionaire ?
Posted by: JT

The problem is, first they came for the millionaires.....

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

919 Do the millionaires use more of the infrastructure?

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

It is just a catchy word like hoarders, capitalist, or profiteers.

It is meant to distract the average uneducated idiot into believing that collecting more taxes is the problem. WHEN IT IS SPENDING!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

920 I told the director who gave me the news, "I'm not saying you're making a big mistake, but you're making a big mistake." He agreed. But the MBA consultants don't have to live with the consequences.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Pro tip: When they realize they cut too deep and ask you back, agree on one term:

You come back as a contractor at 3x the pay with a guaranteed term. (Whatever you need to bridge you to retirement)

Been there, saw it. My corp went thru a massive headcount reduction. Cut everywhere.
About a month later realized, oh shit.

Burned bridges can be rebuilt.
Construction costs are a lot higher.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:49 AM (VtwaX)

921 Speaking of Engineering, most today can't figure out how we got to the moon without super computers...That's why they think it was faked.

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:49 AM (9tBcZ)

922 In the original Rutles movie, Yoko was portrayed as Hitler's daughter, which may have been unfair.


To Hitler.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 06:49 AM (oVJmc)

923 It is meant to distract the average uneducated idiot into believing that collecting more taxes is the problem. WHEN IT IS SPENDING!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Can't be spending. They went over the budget THRICE!
Still couldn't find one dollar to cut. In fact, more money is needed.

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

924 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:26 AM (X3lUd)

I'm sorry to hear this, and pray that everything works out for the best for you.

seconded

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:50 AM (lCxNP)

925 Studying engineering, all outside doors open out, in case of an emergency.....With big EXIT signs over the door..../sarc
Posted by: Colin


Except private residences.
They open inwards for fire & police.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (VtwaX)

926 It is like when Crazy Bernie throws out the word billionaires. There are only about 500 in the US.

Kill then all and distribute their wealth and everyone gets about $1200.

Then what do you do next year?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

927 Speaking of Engineering, most today can't figure out how we got to the moon without super computers...That's why they think it was faked.
Posted by: Colin

Didn't they have a room full of women that did all the calculations?

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

928 @924
Thirded.We went through this about eight years ago. No fun. But we made it, more or less.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (RFh5Y)

929 Bless you, Misanthropic Humanitarian. You do the Lord's work.

Posted by: Kingsnake at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (3JbJY)

930 Didja ever think you'd be glad that you're not a millionaire ?
Posted by: JT

The problem is, first they came for the millionaires.....
Posted by: Bruce

And in the end, they were mugging bums.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (lCxNP)

931 Then what do you do next year?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Sober up?

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

932 Speaking of Engineering, most today can't figure out how we got to the moon without super computers...That's why they think it was faked.
Posted by: Colin

Didn't they have a room full of women that did all the calculations?
Posted by: Bruce


One woman. It was a Costner movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (VtwaX)

933 Nevada Democrats apparently got the "Let's ignore the Electoral College" bill passed. Nevada has a Democrat governor. These people are crazy, but thankfully, the Constitution isn't amended this way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:53 AM (LA2U/)

934 One woman. It was a Costner movie.
Posted by: rickb223

Was it AOC, or RBG?

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

935 Didn't they have a room full of women that did all the calculations?
Posted by: Bruce


One woman. It was a Costner movie.
Posted by: rickb223

Did she have nice elbows ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:54 AM (lCxNP)

936 Except private residences.

They open inwards for fire police.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (VtwaX)


As you find out at 4am when the FBI comes for you and your wife....

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:54 AM (9tBcZ)

937 Speaking of Engineering, most today can't figure out how we got to the moon without super computers...That's why they think it was faked.
Posted by: Colin

Didn't they have a room full of women that did all the calculations?
Posted by: Bruce


One woman. It was a Costner movie.


Hidden Figures.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:54 AM (VtwaX)

938 Okay, time to start the day.

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

939 Time to get to work...enjoy your day, all!

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:55 AM (RFh5Y)

940 As you find out at 4am when the FBI comes for you and your wife....

and to shoot your dogs

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:55 AM (LA2U/)

941
Time for work preps.

May the horde be blessed. Let a door open to a field under a rainbow, brooks babbling, birdsong and psithurism filling the silence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

942 Repressive abortion policy of Owens and GOP is similar to Taliban's 9 th century attitudes


Warren Martin Hern

ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

943 WTH were you thinking, AlaBAMa????

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2019 06:57 AM (2fZ2e)

944 Time to get to work...enjoy your day, all!
Posted by: lizabth

You too. And be safe.

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:58 AM (lCxNP)

945 And in the end, they were mugging bums.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (lCxNP)

SS Taxes
Soda Taxes
Cig Taxes
Gas Taxes
Tampon Taxes

All hurt the poor but sure are popular.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

946 and psithurism filling the silence.

Is that when you pee into a brook ?

Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:59 AM (lCxNP)

947
Why you laugh at me?

Posted by: Gerry Nadler's Enormous Man Gunt at May 22, 2019 07:01 AM (pNxlR)

948 NPR Style Guide For Abortion
https://dailycaller.com/2019/05/21/npr-style-guide-abortion-planned-parenthood-fixed/

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

949 Yeah. We are finally having that national conversation about abortion and the Left freaks-out.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 07:03 AM (KOCKb)

950 Mornin' Horde. I see that SOB that got us Yoko'd hasn't shown his face yet...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 07:03 AM (lLeln)

951
My favorite movie character? Hmmm.

It's either Fat Bastard or Jabba the Hutt, but if you force me to choose, Fat Bastard.

Posted by: Gerry Nadler's Enormous Man Gunt at May 22, 2019 07:04 AM (pNxlR)

952 Speaking of Engineering, most today can't figure out how we got to the moon without super computers...That's why they think it was faked.


Yet, if you told them some magical ancient non-white culture had done in it in 1200 BC, they'd probably believe it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:04 AM (oVJmc)

953 " ... They got their bonus and moved on.

The didn't care. They figured they would be either gone to another job or moved up to corporate

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:42 AM (8ikIW) "



That seems to be the driving force behind about 85% of all decision making In These Troubled Times, don'tcha think ?
Or is that figure optimistically low ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 22, 2019 07:05 AM (isI7q)

954 npr-style-guide-abortion-planned-parenthood-fixed/

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)


I thought that was a new clothing line being sold in women's fashion stores. Maternity blouses that have a draw string to turn them into regular clothing when the baby is removed for good....

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 07:05 AM (9tBcZ)

955
"Yoko" reminds me of Koko, the signing gorilla.

I like larger than life characters!

Posted by: Gerry Nadler's Enormous Man Gunt at May 22, 2019 07:07 AM (pNxlR)

956 Nevada Democrats apparently got the "Let's ignore
the Electoral College" bill passed. Nevada has a Democrat governor.
These people are crazy, but thankfully, the Constitution isn't amended
this way.





Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:53 AM

---

Still leaves those idiots 68 short of when the suicide pact kicks in.


Plus when Trump wins the "popular" vote next year look for a bunch of these States to quickly back track on their pledge.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 07:07 AM (JUOKG)

957 "952 Speaking of Engineering, most today can't figure out how we got to the moon without super computers...That's why they think it was faked.


Yet, if you told them some magical ancient non-white culture had done in it in 1200 BC, they'd probably believe it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:04 AM (oVJmc) "



Word.



G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 22, 2019 07:07 AM (isI7q)

958 F_cking AlaBAMA.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 07:08 AM (ePLen)

959 I live near a Engineering College and its tough to get in.
Posted by: Colin

=====

Did you try pushing or pulling on the door?
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM


It could be the Midvale School for the Gifted Engineers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2019 07:09 AM (uL22A)

960 Speaking of Engineering, most today can't figure out how we got to the moon without super computers...That's why they think it was faked.


Ask them how we designed computers without computers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:11 AM (oVJmc)

961 National Conservation on {insert agenda here} means: Shut up, Sit down, and we'll lecture you on how horrible you all are. You will not be forgiven and be happy your are allowed to live.

National Conservation, Prog style.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:12 AM (XK8Ce)

962 942>>>

But the left is supposed to love and submit to Islam.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 07:13 AM (Jad4y)

963 961: National Conversation, Prog style.

oops

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:13 AM (XK8Ce)

964
Thank goodness I was at the gym last night and when I got home I was tired and I immediately fell asleep so I didn't have to endure this.

I dreamed that I was Dorothy in Munchkinland, except that the Munchkins all were Sliders. Hundreds upon hundreds of sliders.

I was ravenous (but when am I not?). Poor little fuckers never had a chance ...

Posted by: Gerry Nadler's Enormous Man Gunt at May 22, 2019 07:14 AM (pNxlR)

965 National Conservation, Prog style.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Funny, they don't like it so much when it gets turned back on 'em, like seems to be happening with abortion...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 07:14 AM (lLeln)

966 Conversation/Conservation

Whatever.....I just got off work. I'm tired.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:15 AM (XK8Ce)

967 Peter Funt tells the story (WSJ) of Amy Schumer going on to the Ellen TV show and performing a comedy routine written and first performed by.... Ellen Degeneres.

Wow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 07:16 AM (LA2U/)

968 967 Peter Funt tells the story (WSJ) of Amy Schumer going on to the Ellen TV show and performing a comedy routine written and first performed by.... Ellen Degeneres.

Wow.



It does take some originality to rip of the hosts comedy routine and do it in front of her. Or maybe she's dumb.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:17 AM (XK8Ce)

969 Interesting thing about the state laws limiting abortion....who's coordinating this? Multiple states and hundreds of lawmakers, who's actually competent enough on our side to get that kind of movement and organization together?


And where have they been hiding all these years?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:18 AM (oVJmc)

970
That fat bastard, Nadler, hasn't been here looking for me, has he?

Posted by: Completely Unredacted Mueller Report's Dangly Bits at May 22, 2019 07:20 AM (pNxlR)

971 When they let Lindh go, is he planning to move back to AfPak? You would think that would be the prudent move.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 07:20 AM (LA2U/)

972
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 22, 2019 07:21 AM (ceIDk)

973 Ask them how we designed computers without computers.



whoa

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 07:21 AM (yQpMk)

974 At the end of a long-winded editorial on Don McGahn that defended executive privilege, co-equal branches, separation of powers and decrying the use of office for wholly political purposes, they throw in that Congress has a strong case on requesting Trump's tax returns.

The word "sophism" comes to mind.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 07:24 AM (VpIIl)

975 Morning all

Why is Tillerson secretly meeting with the House Foreign Affairs committee?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:27 AM (O/fo2)

976 J to the J

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 07:27 AM (yQpMk)

977 they throw in that Congress has a strong case on requesting Trump's tax returns.


And Trump has a very good case to respond with LOL GF!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:29 AM (XK8Ce)

978
Why is Tillerson secretly meeting with the House Foreign Affairs committee?



Because he's a snake?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:29 AM (oVJmc)

979 The media is basically demanding that Nazi Pee-lousy impeach.

When does she give in?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 07:31 AM (0R8lP)

980 Yoko Ono is gross.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at May 22, 2019 07:55 AM (RLiOt)

981 DAMN YOU ALABAMA! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

Posted by: Mark in Sandy Ut at May 22, 2019 08:05 AM (DTI8p)

982 I am both overjoyed and disappointed in the fact that you have answered Alabama, what have you done's call.

Lesson learned: Don't ask questions (Would MH do an all Yoko Ono ONT post?) that you aren't sure you want the answers to.

Posted by: Harry's Not Here at May 22, 2019 08:30 AM (pX3/b)

983 Best. ONT. Ever.


Hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:44 AM (pUDQf)

984 And quit before 1k just like that.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:51 PM (BbGew)

985 < testing

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- kbd <s;>

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