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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/21/19)
Quote I
Nobody's life is a bed of roses. We all have crosses to bear, and we all just do our best. I would never claim to have the worst situation. There are many widows, and many people dying of AIDS, many people killed in Lebanon, people starving all over the planet. So we have to count our lucky stars. Yoko Ono
Quote II
Sometimes I am happy and sometimes not. I am, after all, a human being, you know. And I am glad that we are sometimes happy and sometimes not. You get your wisdom working by having different emotions. Yoko Ono
Quote III
I just like to explore all sorts of different forms - no, 'explore' is not even the word - enjoy. You don't want to limit yourself to a particular form. Yoko Ono
80 years young and still hitting it out of the park.................
SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Yoko Ono, the well-known and little-understood artist, is bringing her work back to Syracuse this summer for a show at the Everson Museum of Art. Will her return as an 86-year-old trigger the same breathless reactions that she encountered in 1971, when the Everson hosted her first solo museum show? Perhaps not. Much of the hubbub around that event centered on Ono’s husband, the late John Lennon, who accompanied her and contributed to the exhibition. Still, Ono often surprises.
There is more to Yoko than just talented singing. Five interesting facts about Yoko.
Yoko Ono, a multimedia artist, composer and musician, has always been associated to John Lennon or The Beatles in her whole life. The artist who was raised in between the United States and Japan started creating paintings, performances, music and videos in the 60s, before she actually met John Lennon. Here are some facts about the infamous Beatles breaker who continues to strive her powerful and important position in the contemporary art world today.
How do you finish an album in one night? Let Yoko sing.
Wife, mother, artist: Yoko through the years.
Rock-and-roll photographer Bob Gruen first met Yoko Ono in 1971, and has been photographing her continuously ever since. Two years ago, when she was turning 80, Gruen put together a book of his portraits of Ono from the past 40 years — accompanied by quotes from interviews with journalist Jody Denberg — documenting her life as an artist, activist, wife, and mother. “We made a book that you just publish online, and we made a one-off that we gave her as a gift,” Gruen explained to the Cut. “She liked it so much that she asked us to publish it.”
You can't follow me on Twitter. But, you can follow Yoko! Yes, I'm a giver.
When you hire a chauffeur, wouldn't you check and double check the candidate's background. Unless you're a Genius Award Winner.
The melodrama between Yoko Ono and her chauffeur, playing out in New York City courtrooms and across newspaper headlines 11 years ago, appeared to end with that two-month span of accusations, denials and threats. The chauffeur, Koral Karsan, was sent back to his native Turkey after 60 days in jail, and Ms. Ono returned to her public creative pursuits and the side of her life she has long kept private, within the walls of the apartment in the Dakota where she once lived with her husband, John Lennon. But shortly after meeting with Ms. Ono last month in Manhattan, the police in Berlin this week announced what amounts to an audacious coda to that 2006 chain of events. The police said they have mounting evidence that Mr. Karsan, even as he was accusing Ms. Ono of sexual harassment and demanding $2 million to stay quiet, was stealing Lennon’s personal effects from the cupboards of her apartment in the Dakota.
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Update
Thanks for the reminder Hadrian the Seventh
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 09:57 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2019 09:57 PM (XROPS)
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Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: G marks the spot at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (aYcmH)
Posted by: dIb at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (htgmn)
I'm on a plane and I paid $10.99 for wifi.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (afJ7E)
You have to dust them off and use them every few half centuries, just to prove they still work and remind people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: Long Running Fool at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Fyf5W)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (X3lUd)
I'm on a plane and I paid $10.99 for wifi.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (afJ7E)
Maybe watch a Marvel movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: Mutt Rimmney at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (bOJUT)
Posted by: Opie whan Kenobi at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)
"Don't taunt MisHum." I said. "If her name is spoken three times, she'll show up unbidden." I said.
Did he listen? Nooooo....
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wing at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Try asking whomever is your resident busty redhead out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Forest Gump at May 21, 2019 10:03 PM (EfMCv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMVNefiCwws
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 10:03 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Awe-full or awe-inspiring, maybe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:03 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 10:03 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Quilp at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (htgmn)
Maybe watch a Marvel movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Do they have subtitles? I left me ear buds in the hotel.
Or should I rock the plane?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (afJ7E)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (TZU1B)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Some Astronaut at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (CMq2e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (u82oZ)
What's to explain? It's all there in black and white. Er, black and gray.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)
An awesome day, in a way.
Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at
Yeah, awesome. Lord, spare me any more awesome.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: JB1000 at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (0JkhZ)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)
Wouldn't touch that with ace's dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: ALH
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Low as they may be, we do have our standards.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (Y4EXg)
strive her powerful and important position in the contemporary art world
today.
WTFF? That's not proper English.
But it's obviously from a YO fanthing, so I guess it's about par for the course.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (EfMCv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:05 PM (7WaWV)
KC and the Sunshine Band. I have their greatest hits on CD.
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Do they have subtitles? I left me ear buds in the hotel.
Or should I rock the plane?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:04 PM (afJ7E)
Drink. Lots of drinks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (3hr5B)
Al Stewart met Yoko when he first got to London. He was persuaded to give Yoko a large part of his paltry cash to support a Yoko art project.
The actual methods of persuasion used are unknown to me.
Al Stewart seemed to know a lot of people in London that became famous later.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (Y4EXg)
Yoko runs face first into our standards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: NonGu at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (lCxNP)
The Yellow Peril on the ONT.
No escape.
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (qZdIZ)
THAT'S RAAACIST!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (HaL55)
To strive? No, no, he clearly said "to blathe"....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:08 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: G marks the spot at May 21, 2019 10:08 PM (aYcmH)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:08 PM (myjNJ)
Oh MisHum. What have you DONE?????
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:02 PM (TdMsT)
Someone doubted that I could do an All-Yoko ONT, guess who won that wager?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (ZqRa6)
or to be really safe, extend that to any AoS thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (3hr5B)
The plaintiff's lawyers (for Gibson's Bakery) are doing a truly masterful job at making their defamation case against the SJW administrators, it is a joy to behold. They are doing everything right - meanwhile Oberlin is telling the jury that they are all a bunch of dumb hicks who are too stupid and racist to understand anything. Now, you never know how a jury will rule, but I am looking forward to this one!
fyi, because of limitations in Ohio tort law (more details at LI), the Maximum damages possible that Gibson's could win would be near $5 million, with potentially double that tacked on as punitive damages.
Oberlin has told the jury that no business in their stupid little town is worth more than $35,000.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (0O7c5)
Did we see the update Hadrian?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)
The end of a perfect day, he said heavily.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (xPl2J)
When Al Stewart was a young nobody, he played guitar for the then-unknown Yoko Ono.
He said it was just long sessions of making odd noises.
Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (3jjxb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Al Gore at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (SVslj)
Posted by: Gork at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (WF4sx)
The Yellow Peril on the ONT.
No escape.
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (qZdIZ)
THAT'S RAAACIST!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (2PXwn)
Oh.
I took the inference that "everything she does is piss poor".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (0MVr3)
Al Stewart seemed to know a lot of people in London that became famous later.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
No shit. Dude was like Zelig in the mid-60s London music scene, which was well before he became famous.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (lCxNP)
This is CoB action calibrated to reign in excessive ONT exuberance, IMHO. I just assume
After living in Democratic enclaves, this is nothing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:07 PM (3hr5B)
He's too chicken to do an all Hillary Clinton ONT
I double dog dare you.
Running with scissors, boss.
Posted by: Some Commenter at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: hurricane567 at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (T6Q07)
Posted by: IanDeal at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (lB9A8)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)
Plus I was saved from many link clicks tonite.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (Z4rgH)
Now, given my iron disposition, I may only hurl half my body weight.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (5U303)
I double dog dare you.
Running with scissors, boss.
Posted by: Some Commenter at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Nothing but Trump videos
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (Ct55T)
Hope you got that out of your system, MH, and we can get back to real ONTs.
(Hint: All-Tiny Tim ONT.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (s2OJe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (3hr5B)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: citizenslave at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (71qgL)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (8AONa)
He said it was just long sessions of making odd noises.
Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2019 10:10 PM (3jjxb)
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You can get the same effect by having dinner at Taco Bell.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: rickl
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His life would be a great biopic.
I thought Alan Cumming could play him perfectly.
Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (3jjxb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (0MVr3)
Too chicken to do an entire ONT on Melania Trump, eh.
Come on yes I mean they are the secrete service. I mean they could track down anyone with the help of the FBI
As my son would say "Bet"
Posted by: NonGu at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (nonGu)
He's too chicken to do an all Hillary Clinton ONT
I double dog dare you.
Running with scissors, boss.
Posted by: Some Commenter at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
I would love a Hillary Clinton ONT.
I never get tired of saying mean (but true) things about her. It never gets old.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (hI/80)
Plus I was saved from many link clicks tonite.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2019 10:12 PM (Z4rgH)
100 Didn't click on any audio or video, so, relatively painless. Remarkable how you managed to get a Yoko post that looked so very much like an ONT.
Hope you got that out of your system, MH, and we can get back to real ONTs.
(Hint: All-Tiny Tim ONT.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (s2OJe)
It was quite an enjoyable endeavor. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (EZebt)
Do you still have a job? Or are you in need of our prayers, stupid advice, and pointless job offers for classical music players in houses of negotiable virtue?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (H9w46)
Posted by: literally serious at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (E67Aw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (KP5rU)
102 Oh come on people! Its not like anyone ever talks about the content anyway. MisHum could throw out a pic of a fat guy drinking PBR and holding a shotgun while riding a lawnmower down main street and we would still talk about whatever.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:13 PM (myjNJ)
Many of us read the content.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
some fuckabilly shoots his mouth off then everyone suffers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Like I said last night:
Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball MisHum, especially when he's wearing his "Master of the ONT" hat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (3hr5B)
Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM
Hey! Charo has actual talent! Still!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (Ct55T)
You only live once, so be kind to animals, stay in school, and pay your bills on time.
There, that was easy!
Posted by: Pete in TX at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (hI/80)
I went to a retirement ceremony for one of my dad's Navy buddies there.
*shrug*
That's all I got. It's a boat. This was ca. 2000. I don't think it had been fully refitted to its original configuration then.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (3hr5B)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Max Power at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (q177U)
lulz:
Someone on twitter linked a story to The Hill about "muslim Americans" supposedly raising $120K for the victims of the Pittsburgh synogue. Okay, whatever.
Anyway, some jerkoff tweeted back: "What Fox "news" doesn't want people to know..."
Hahaha, funny, right? Because Fox News likes to hide shit like that. Get it?
Here's the Rest Of The Story:
Original tweeter (Ellison Barber) tweeted back: "...this is my tweet and I work for Fox News."
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (MVJst)
There, that was easy!
Posted by: Pete in TX at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (2RBkF)
Heh.
Worst.
YOLO
Ever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Karl Rove on a pogo stick at May 21, 2019 10:18 PM (+Tibp)
There's content?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (3hr5B)
Well... there USUALLY is.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Do you still have a job?
Alas, no. Better people than me got whacked too. A colleague stopped by to express his sympathies and said it was like the Brain trust walking out the door. I'm employed till July 1st.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (113G5)
Posted by: Mittens McRomney at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (MTjB1)
Charo actually has talent: she's a pretty good guitar player.
The only thing YO is good at is latching onto the underside of John Lennon like a remora and breaking up the world's best band.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (HaL55)
*wets tip of pencil and begins to write*
Ok, let's see
1. Mis Hum
2. Hadrian
3. AlaBAMA
4. John Lennon
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Please, I beg you with tears in my eyes, don't challenge MisHum's creativity for the next few years!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:20 PM (3hr5B)
"continues to strive her... position"
Didn't read the linked "5 facts" article, but the snippet quoted makes me think writer the first language English not is.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:20 PM (s2OJe)
That's tough man. Good luck on landing the next one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:20 PM (0MVr3)
Drink. Lots of drinks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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This flight is never gonna end.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:20 PM (afJ7E)
Thank you ma'am for that contribution to the music world!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (qBNEP)
Much like challenging a SERE graduate to eat bugs, they will, and you will lose the bet.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (113G5)
some fuckabilly shoots his mouth off then everyone suffers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:00 PM (afJ7E)
Maybe watch a Marvel movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:01 PM (0MVr3)
ONE PUNCH MAN
Posted by: Max Power at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Wtp at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (WQfDg)
What's ugly, yellow, and can't sing?
(ok, self-denunciation for the 'yellow' bit-- just quoting the original joke)
Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:21 PM (gP/Z3)
used to be that nonsense like that started with mishum and the commenter walking into a long, dark hallway, then, when they were just out of sight there would be a loud crack and a minute or two later mishum would walk out the other end of the hallway, by his lonesome.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (MTjB1)
But foreign governments never meddled in American elections before 2016. Right.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (MTjB1)
"Tell me again about the rabbits, MisHum"
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 10:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 21, 2019 10:24 PM (3H9h1)
Apropos of nothing, I was reading "The Great Upheaval" by Jay Winik over the weekend. It seems that in the 1796 election, the French ambassador was openly publishing articles in American newspapers arguing for Thomas Jefferson, who supported the French Revolution, over John Adams, who didn't. It almost worked too, as Adams narrowly defeated Jefferson by 71-68 in the Electoral College.
But foreign governments never meddled in American elections before 2016. Right.
Posted by: rickl
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Content! Non-Yoko content!
*slurps gratefully*
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 10:24 PM (afJ7E)
The Moron who did this still isn't here to survey the damage he caused.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)
I thought alaBAMA was a good guy. Why, why?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (sy5kK)
used to be that nonsense like that started with mishum and the commenter walking into a long, dark hallway, then, when they were just out of sight there would be a loud crack and a minute or two later mishum would walk out the other end of the hallway, by his lonesome.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:22 PM (MTjB1
It's the kinder, gentler Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
If Yoko hadn't Yoko'ed the Beatles, the Beatles would have just slid into being "Wings + John Lennon and some weird amateurish sitar shit occasionally."
Instead we got John writing a couple OK vanity albums, George wrote some pretty material on his own, Ringo basically turned his life and musical career into a Perpetual Motion Birthday Party, and Wings can just suck on its own merits without dragging anyone else down with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: McCroskey at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 10:25 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2019 10:26 PM (ed8K1)
@realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago
Great news for Republicans: Fred Keller has just won the hard fought for Pennsylvania Congressional contest in a LANDSLIDE, over 70% of the vote. Thanks to the thousands who showed up for the Rally last night. Congratulations to Fred and his wonderful family!
And now for something completely different...
Redneck innovation at its finest.
https://tinyurl.com/y38uldn7
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:26 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/y5uobj79
Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:26 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 10:26 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at M
you know, the thing is instead of strangling the ranch owner's wife like lennie did accidentially, this guy grabbed his dick and squeezed until it exploded. shards of dick everywhere, thread and commenters covered with dick shards.
you know while he was throttling his dick in a weird twist he was screaming "squiggy!"
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM (MTjB1)
A shame some CNN staffers didn't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Miklos, wondering what we did to deserve this at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at M
you know, the old soviet union was more fun than the new russia, the best things stay the same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:28 PM (MTjB1)
To be fair, John Lennon, per Paul, broke up the Beatles.
John just used Yoko as the middle man and fall gal.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 21, 2019 10:28 PM (kMNBT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
===
And, isn't this, really, the story of Obama?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (EZebt)
https://tinyurl.com/yxal5fg6
https://tinyurl.com/yy4aqumc
https://tinyurl.com/yyjco22d
https://tinyurl.com/y5hhmy83
https://tinyurl.com/y3uu43gj
Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:28 PM (MTjB1)
I think the kulaks and other dissidents might have disagreed with you- if they were still alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Miklos, wondering what we did to deserve this at May 21, 2019 10:27 PM
Who is this "we" of whom you speak?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:29 PM (7WaWV)
He also left his first wife when he became famous.
John was not a nice man.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (kMNBT)
If those are all pictures of Yoko from behind, I will hunt you down in your sleep...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: JQ at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Tinker at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (2Cj5Z)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: John The Savage at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (kMNBT)
Which is a shocker for the ages. Liberal douche-bag is an utter prick while writing songs like 'Imagine'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Wurlitzer at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (ePWRo)
He also left his first wife when he became famous.
John was not a nice man.
Posted by: John The Savage
His first wife was pretty hot too. English chick. No, he was a creep but at least he was smug and pretentious so it evens out. Or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 10:31 PM (HCqAo)
https://tinyurl.com/yxhoy35n
https://tinyurl.com/y5pavt7u
https://tinyurl.com/yypk9wjv
https://tinyurl.com/y2fzgenh
https://tinyurl.com/yx8h6oku
Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:31 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (X3lUd)
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That sucks.
Time to adopt some new puppehs?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:31 PM (EZebt)
Yep. Thanks for that BB.
Let the haters hate.
For me that description coin has two sides.
Beatles/Zepplin
Posted by: teej at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (A3w0Q)
If Yoko hadn't Yoko'ed the Beatles, the Beatles would have just slid
into being "Wings + John Lennon and some weird amateurish sitar shit
occasionally."
Instead we got John writing a couple OK vanity albums, George wrote
some pretty material on his own, Ringo basically turned his life and
musical career into a Perpetual Motion Birthday Party, and Wings can
just suck on its own merits without dragging anyone else down with it.
They were doing quite well and just hitting their stride writing-wise. Remember they'd only been writing songs "together" for what, 6 or 7 years or so. They might've also stayed together and also done solo projects too. Who knows how many albums like Revolver or Rubber Soul or Sgt. Pepper's they still had left in them?
But we'll never get to find that out, now will we? Thanks a lot, YO. Thanks a fuck of a lot. Bitch...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: West at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (CPHNr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
Speaking of, I met my oncologist and she say is likely (presumably due to the results of those in the study I'm in who started months before me and my numbers from labs) that after finishing the next 12 weeks of chemo, having 2 or 3 weeks to heal and then having a bone marrow transplant (suspiciously with a vague "couple of weeks" time line that I should experience a "deep remission",which is currently as good as it gets with this type of cancer.
So that was a great present.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (H5knJ)
Believe me, I have given it thought.
Once again
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: John The Savage
I found that out after he burned my flat down
Posted by: The girl in Norwegian Wood at May 21, 2019 10:33 PM (0Ntuf)
I remember THAT ONT punishment.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 21, 2019 10:34 PM (PHotS)
Prayers ascending. I am positive you will bounve, not break.
Unlock that creativity. If you need adult beverages at the Tx MoMeet, just holler.
Classical music player in houses of negotiable virtue is still my go-to suggestion. Go long on Ravel's Bolero.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:30 PM (Ct55T)
That would be ... inhuman
Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2019 10:34 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 10:34 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 10:35 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2019 10:35 PM (5ksPo)
Speaking of, I met my oncologist and she say is likely (presumably due to the results of those in the study I'm in who started months before me and my numbers from labs) that after finishing the next 12 weeks of chemo, having 2 or 3 weeks to heal and then having a bone marrow transplant (suspiciously with a vague "couple of weeks" time line that I should experience a "deep remission",which is currently as good as it gets with this type of cancer.
So that was a great present.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (Ojki1)
Happy birthday, and earnest prayer for healing, Bete.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
The one time a Yoko Ono performance was not nails-on-chalkboard bad: she had a few lines in the movie "Isle of Dogs."
Animated movie, so you didn't have to see her.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 10:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (EHVbt)
But you know what would really make them all mad and they deserve it to? A whole post with the WORST band of alltime Blue Oyster Cult!!!
You should do that BUT I BET YOU WONT!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (ta49A)
-- No one, ever.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:36 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 10:37 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: torabora at May 21, 2019 10:37 PM (SfQwj)
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 10:32 PM (Ojki1)
Prayers up for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:37 PM (3hr5B)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (lLeln)
Actually, Yoko had separated from Lennon and sent her assistant to keep him company. And then after Yoko figured she had made him suffer enough she let Lennon reunite with her.
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (EfMCv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (Cus5s)
The hamsters told me Don't Do It!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (Cus5s)
That is illegal in 63 countries and 38 states.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (HaL55)
you could look it up. it explains a lot.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (qBNEP)
How's the eye?
Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (EHVbt)
The eyes are GREAT, Li'l Bro!
I have XRay vision!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (5ksPo)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Please post the Paypal Hamster Feed Donor info!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (3hr5B)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
The Shadow knows.....
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (RkS3d)
Nope About a hundred is the largest.
Just sounds so much better sending em through the PA with everything else.
Especially with the digital board effects and going through 2 BOSE L1 Model 2's.
And I don't think those ever get turned up past 2 or 3 unless we're outdoors. We're not there to hurt people and talk about clean sound.
Have a great night.
We gone, bye-bye.
Posted by: teej at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (A3w0Q)
The question is does Miss Hum have orange hair?
Posted by: Wurlitzer at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (EHVbt)
The hamsters told me Don't Do It!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
I would have hoped that your loving kindness would have reached the conclusion first.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Prayer for complete and speedy recovery.
Y feliz cumpleanos!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (PkVlr)
can someone go to Mississippi and check if he is there?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:40 PM (sy5kK)
If there is justice in the universe, the gators got him.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (EfMCv)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
types...
deletes!!!
Says Good Night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (3hr5B)
Posted by: Hillary at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (JcXHH)
but oddly over the last couple ten years or so it's abated quite a bit and she'll actually have a nice thing or two to say about her when she comes up as a topic of conversation.
She really, really, really hates Linda MacCartney though.
Not sure why, except that she's basically Yoko except less talented (or at least less exuberant with her lack of talent), white, and doesn't get all the blame for breaking up the band.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (Ct55T)
____
What makes Morons spit out their cocoa?
And drives many Morons plum loco?
Some fool baits the cob,
Who 'pon us doth fob
This overnight thread filled with Yoko.
___
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (s2OJe)
Just sounds so much better sending em through the PA with everything else.
Especially with the digital board effects and going through 2 BOSE L1 Model 2's.
And I don't think those ever get turned up past 2 or 3 unless we're
outdoors. We're not there to hurt people and talk about clean sound.
I'ma gonna hope y'all are recording gigs, because I sure would be. Clean sound is good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (3hr5B)
Good night, dear Hrothgar.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
The hamsters told me Don't Do It!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
I would have hoped that your loving kindness would have reached the conclusion first.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Mrs. Mis. Hum. kept asking me repeatedly tonight, "why are you smiling?"
"Why are you laughing?
I have no idea
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (t5m5e)
https://tinyurl.com/yyjvc2pf
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (EfMCv)
Or some Morgan Davis:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8iUbRNHQ5Hs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (RuIsu)
Hopefully tomorrow night he won't wish us into the cornfield.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
Mrs. Mis. Hum. kept asking me repeatedly tonight, "why are you smiling?"
"Why are you laughing?
I have no idea
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
I can just hear that cruel laugh...
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Gem at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (uEbPt)
Gloria!
I think they got your number!
I think they got the alias,
That you been living under!
All the voices in your head,
Calling Gloria!
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 10:39 PM (Pg+x7)
Incidentally, an archaic name for unrelenting dysentery is "the flux'.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/yyjvc2pf
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 10:06 PM (EfMCv)
Or some Morgan Davis:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8iUbRNHQ5Hs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (7njPr)
There's always Mogen David
https://www.mogendavid.com/
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (aS1PU)
And we dodged a tornado. Sirens from towns south and west of us were blaring, but it passed to the north. After that the storm line spawned three more tornadoes, all to the east of us.
Teej and the KC Horde were not in danger.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (u82oZ)
{{{Ladyl}}}
Just for you, I return to say and a Good Night to you as well.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 10:46 PM (3hr5B)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
________
Why? Did the subject go boom-boom?
Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 10:46 PM (ta49A)
And drives many Morons plum loco?
Some fool baits the cob,
Who 'pon us doth fob
This overnight thread filled with Yoko.
___
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (s2OJe)
I can't stop laughing!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Not sure why, except that she's basically Yoko except less talented (or at least less exuberant with her lack of talent), white, and doesn't get all the blame for breaking up the band.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:42 PM (Ct55T)
===
Linda McCartney is to Wings, as
Donna Jean Godcheaux is to the Grateful Dead.
Their discordant singing ruined so many great songs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:46 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: IC at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (fiC74)
Hopefully tomorrow night he won't wish us into the cornfield.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
Yeah. That was the best ONT ever MisHum. Nobody does it better.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)
That is the first thing i thought of.
An unrelenting stream of life-threatening liquid shit?
....Sounds about right.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:44 PM (sdi6R)
Tomorrow's will be.....Hmmmm, moar routine I think is the term.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
That's a "movement" all right, especially if YO has anything at all to do with it. At least surrealism looks interesting if done correctly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Steve McCroskey! at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
they're all dancing to a drum machine
I know I'm living on the outside
Scared of getting caught between
I'm so cool calculated alone in a modern world-uh huh
But Sally has a hard time holding back
The alley to her heart is a beaten track
She's got the love monkey riding on her back
You want love I got it, come on girl
[CHORUS:]
We all need the human touch
We all need the human touch
I need it the human touch
We all need the human touch
We all need it, and I need it too
Nighty night, horde!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:48 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2019 10:49 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: IC at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (fiC74)
===
*stands back in awe, surveys the devestation*
Yeah it's something alright.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 21, 2019 10:49 PM (EZebt)
Or catch him on the reee-bound?
You don't have to answer,
All the voices in your head...
Calling Gloria!
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:49 PM (Cssks)
I've been watching the Chernobyl series, aka /rbmk/.
I need a hug.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (HrXHr)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Steve McCroskey! at May 21, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Looking forward to your comments at 4AM
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Pre-thank-yous are in order. I hope.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: David Bowman at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (xRdPB)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (X3lUd)
I've been watching the Chernobyl series, aka /rbmk/.
I need a hug.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)
A hug with nuclear arms?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (7WaWV)
No and I might take his slot Thursday and Friday as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
Yoko exists so that Charo can feel good about herself.
I suddenly saw a new argument meme for the blog. Along the lines of Ginger / Mary Ann or Betty / Veronica.
Tough choice: Yoko or Charo? Hmm... Lemme think....
CHARO - Malagueña - LIVE in Morongo Casino 12/13/2013
https://youtu.be/XmNPXqG6ovg
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (s2OJe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:50 PM (HaL55)
Stay tuned my friend, stay tuned.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ChasAtlas at May 21, 2019 10:51 PM (ddXcI)
Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (JpvS2)
interesting - and not far off. where duchamp would mount an upside down urinal and call it a fountain or a bicycle wheel, and warhol would frame a soup can or photo of marylin, fluxus artists chose the detritus of life - scraps of paper, postcards, maybe a piece of lint, all out anything you would throw out - and called it "art".
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (AQVpU)
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: usntakim at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (xRdPB)
Well... I, for one, would welcome such a turn of events...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (7WaWV)
Y'all try to behave and damn Alabama for me if he shows up later, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 10:53 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
I, for one, welcome our new all Yoko Loco ONT.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
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Nice work, guys.
Keep taunting the COB.
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:54 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (vWMNq)
Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Don Q at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (NgKpN)
Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)
Ooooh, ooooh, do one about Selim the Sot!
Wait, you mean.... oh.
...
Dammit!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (AQVpU)
I'd have to go for Yoko in that situation. Or knitting needles in my ears.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:19 PM (X3lUd)
Any of the competitors hiring?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (7njPr)
Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)
Just how many ottoman paintings are out there? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
Yes, we are punished for the infractions of another individual.
In Fact, I believe it is also RACIST, yes my good People, Racist against Morons!
Posted by: Don Q at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (NgKpN)
312 Well Misanthropic Humanitarian, this is a fine ONT.
Perhaps the next time I do an ONT I should consider an all-ottoman one...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)
Oh. My. G--d. The sadism here is not to be believed. That huge, flabby naked ass is burned into my brain.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Ct55T)
That is one of the greatest names of any ruler in history.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (wYseH)
How about an all Lena Dunham ONT, with her in various nekkid poses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 21, 2019 11:00 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 11:00 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Shocking as it may seem, the ottoman painting is of one of his least painful and ugly characters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)
Yeah! Or, why don't we just have him write a script that pulls random images off of WebMD? That would be fun too!
You fucking sadist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
As many as are needed. No more and no less.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (EpiSx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (m45I2)
Tympanic perforation.
apparently.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:03 PM (EpiSx)
Yoko = Yokai?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (EpiSx)
Ono = Oni
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:03 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (EpiSx)
Yōkai can be warded off or appeased.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 21, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)
@94
To be fair, John Lennon, per Paul, broke up the Beatles.
John just used Yoko as the middle man and fall gal.
John knew they were getting worn out and wanted to split up, but Paul (advised by his conniving father-in-law) talked John out of it, so then Paul was first out of the chute with a solo album.
Their best days were behind them, and they could have split, solo'd, and reun'ed amicably, but it was Paul who was the rot in the heart. (The real Paul who died in a car crash would not have done that.)
How do you sleep?
https://youtu.be/teD9t-lO_o0
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 11:04 PM (s2OJe)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:04 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:04 PM (EpiSx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 10:59 PM (NMAzL)
Yeah! Or, why don't we just have him write a script that pulls random images off of WebMD? That would be fun too!
You fucking sadist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:01 PM (Ct55T)
Snort.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:02 PM (NMAzL)
You are officially off the team until further notice.
Posted by: The Ghostbusters at May 21, 2019 11:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:05 PM (EpiSx)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 11:05 PM (RuIsu)
Bang, Zoom, to the moon Alabama, to the MOON!
Well maybe this will slake his thirst for a while. Maybe.
Oh! Hi MisHum. I didn't see you standing there.
I'll just mosey on if that's okay. *Zoooom*
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 21, 2019 11:06 PM (H95yl)
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 11:06 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:55 PM (wYseH)
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Or, you know, perhaps not.
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (aXucN)
Good night all.
Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
May Yoko stay out of your dreams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Somebody go off topic!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:08 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 11:09 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:09 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:07 PM (PkVlr)
"Why would someone hang a bra and a sack of onions on that coat rack?..... OH DEAR GOD!!!!"
*blearghgggghhghrrhghfh......*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (7WaWV)
Yoko's appeal is utterly obscure to me but she got one of the 20th century's greatest artists to fall in love with her and that's something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (fuK7c)
Put in an offer on a house today.
A real house, not a cardboard box like the dump I'm in now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (0bu2O)
And is there an art house video of Yoko using one of her knockers as a bash tub stopper?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 21, 2019 11:11 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Duel in the Sun (1946) King Vidor dips Jennifer Jones in red paint, teaches her how to squirm and dart her eyes, and films her in 1.33:1 Technicolor, thereby driving several lean horny cowboys to fuss and fight over her, in a Western landscape STUDded with embarrassingly obvious sexual symbolism. Jones as Pearl looks like the prototype for all the body-painted alien women that 1960s Captain Kirk picked up in port. Some movie historians believe that Duel is the only film known to include a character named "Lewt." Quite a bit of screen time for busty Butterfly McQueen, for when you get tired of fapping to JJ. A lesson for all you "nice guys" out there: watch what happens to super-nice-guy Charles Bickford. What a sap!
The Square (2018?) Mild Scandi skewering of modern elite dogma and taste. Same guy that directed Force Majeure, who again shows how men are emasculated, even cowed, in our diseased modern culture. Elizabeth Moss plays a small part as a dumb, crazy slut; a real stretch for her, right?
Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 21, 2019 11:11 PM (mk9aG)
-Nurse ratched fortunately the chemo I'm on is on the less sever side as the biggest effect is stomach discomfort (which can be fairly bad relatively), waves of exhaustion, some brain fog and shakeiness in Limbs that grows the further from chemo I get, though admittedly seeing the nurse have to put on a gown and gloves before handling one of the best does give pause. I also get a steroid, but thankfully not a level that triggers mania as I experienced that when initially hospitalized and can live without experiencing that again-it was worse than Yoko by magnitudes.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (OMsf+)
Put in an offer on a house today.
A real house, not a cardboard box like the dump I'm in now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
*******
Oh dear Lord, thank you Blanco. You still in S. NM?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (EpiSx)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (PkVlr)
It honestly sounds like you just made all of that up off the top of your head.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (fuK7c)
Proof that he was an idiot?
20th century's greatest artists? Please.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (AQVpU)
A: Neither will ever be president of the United States.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 11:13 PM (ta49A)
A: Neither will ever be president of the United States.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 11:13 PM (ta49A)
They both got fucked by a guy who lives in New York?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (Ct55T)
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I see that the Love Walrus has a part in Tarantino's new movie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:10 PM (fuK7c)
One hundred feet of garden hose, golf ball. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (7njPr)
Somebody go off topic!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon
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rickl tried @154 but there were no boobs or car parts, so...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (afJ7E)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (nDe2U)
A: Neither will ever be president of the United States.
Ooh, I know.
Both are wildly unattractive, in different contexts, neither has any talent at what she is attempting to do, and both only have any profile whatsoever by virtue of who they'd (at least nominally) hooked up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (AQVpU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
bill clinton fucked Hillary?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 11:16 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
Nah. She's not overweight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:16 PM (AQVpU)
It's down until AlphaRacks gets their shit together. Then it gets moved. It's been 6 days. They either don't pay their bills, or they're incompetent.
And, yes, I'm a shithead for not having offsite backups.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:16 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:17 PM (m45I2)
The only reason anyone knows who they are is a result to whom they were married.
Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 11:17 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (0MVr3)
Heh, no. Haven't lived there in 20 years. Over in AZ, Phoenix metro. House is up in the hills to the north. Not retiring, but I can finally start planning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (0bu2O)
Roger, I wasn't sure if you had shut it down or if something catastrophic had happened or something like what you just described. Cool, I'll keep trying periodically.
Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Last at May 21, 2019 11:18 PM (8HiDF)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)
They weren't half good, either!
Ha Ha Ha!
Posted by: Waldorf at May 21, 2019 11:20 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:20 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 11:21 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:21 PM (0MVr3)
Worst of all worlds: fat guy on an ottoman longcat style
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 11:22 PM (s2OJe)
A: One has a little bit of vocal talent.
https://tinyurl.com/y435oyu6
Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2019 11:22 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)
They weren't half good, either!
Ha Ha Ha!
Posted by: Waldorf at May 21, 2019 11:20 PM (Ct55T)
If we had some from Brie Larson, we could've covered "half-assed" as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (AQVpU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:14 PM (afJ7E)
Well, talk about car parts; I am working on my buddy's Triumph Spitfire. Brought it in to do brakes, so have it up on the hoist. Noticed a suspicious streak of powdered rust on the left rear suspension trunnion. (Yeah, it's a Brit word, how did you guess?)
Ordered parts to fix same. Took it apart today. There is a bolt, with a metal sleeve, that passes through a pair of nylon bushings with flanges. There are thrust washers to ride against the flanges, to prevent end float, and "O" rings to seal the whole thing against road dust.
You know what's not there? Any damned way to get grease into the friggin' bushings. There's a grease nipple not a half-inch away from the bore, but it supplies the wheel bearing located directly above it, not the bushing bore.
I think I will drill and tap a hole, and install another grease nipple to lube the bushing, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (7njPr)
catastrophic had happened or something like what you just described.
Cool, I'll keep trying periodically.
Something catastrophic did happen, just can't get the hosting provider to say what it is.
If I have to, I can rebuild elsewhere and recreate most of the accounts. Passwords will necessarily change and the old email won't be there. I'm just really pissed that I I even have to consider it. If I had made offsite backups like I tell everyone else to do...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (2DOZq)
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Isn't that a question for CBD?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:24 PM (xSo9G)
Heh, he said nipple.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:23 PM (7njPr)
Further proof: All HQ threads end up talking about nipples and such.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (AQVpU)
Heh, no. Haven't lived there in 20 years. Over in AZ, Phoenix metro. House is up in the hills to the north. Not retiring, but I can finally start planning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
******
Heh. I must have misremembered. I pulled the trigger on retirement in January (3 years sooner than anticipated). So far still in transition but I'm liking it.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (0bu2O)
Heh, he said nipple.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (0bu2O)
I was more , Heh , he said tap a hole.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (77AoA)
If I could share something unrelated... I can't believe I'm already at the age where I'm finding old freinds/acquaintances have passed. Good grief.
Back in 1993-94, I worked for a small startup computer school called Focus Automation, which later became Focus Institute. At that job I had a fantastic-- and not bad-looking boss, Anna Brannon.
Ever since that job ended (too soon like all my other good jobs), I've wanted to catch up to her. I spent years looking for her online, but she seemed to disappear after 1996; just nothing about her at all since then.
I just now finally found her... but it wasn't good. Turns out she passed away last year. She was only a year older than me. As I said, I haven't seen/spoken to her in years, but it still feels sad.
https://tinyurl.com/yy9ksh9l
And PS, thanks to RI Red for seeing if he/she knew anything about Anna.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (miE9U)
You can hear his synapses firing.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (KFtuK)
I think I will drill and tap a hole, and install another grease nipple to lube the bushing, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Here a Zerk, there a Zerk...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:25 PM (0bu2O)
Well, kbdabear was stingy tonight in that regard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:27 PM (7njPr)
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Geez! You let a few toddlers play on the highway and all of a sudden, you're the bad guy!
https://bit.ly/2Qfdjwl
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:27 PM (m45I2)
LET'S GO BLUES!
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (Cssks)
You can hear his synapses firing.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:26 PM (KFtuK)
Even the horrific posts generate content as we spend a lot of time outdoing each other on how awful it is. It is entertaining, if not in the usual sense.
Remember the 'Sex Thread ONT'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (0MVr3)
Well, talk about car parts;
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Okay, now I'm hoping Harry Paratestes shows up with some news about catlady.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (afJ7E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (KP5rU)
January (3 years sooner than anticipated). So far still in transition
but I'm liking it.
Well, then, congrats on retirement. Next time I'm in the area and the alternator doesn't die on me I'll wave as I go by.
The mechanic was pretty quick, but I don't need that again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (0bu2O)
*******
Dodge, duck, dive, dip and dodge, kids!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (m45I2)
The thing that made it interesting was the relationship between Paul (upbeat, positive, bright tempos, major keys) and John (downer, minor keys, slower tempos).
Between the two of them they made a nice team.
George and Ringo, never really understood how they fit in to this scheme other than don't get in the way.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (w7KSn)
so yeah, i can use the diversion.
sorry for the downer, and it's time to got get dinner off the grill. although i'd just as soon drink mine.
BIAB.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (TZU1B)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (afJ7E)
I thought that well had gone dry at last report?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:29 PM (0MVr3)
If one is financially able to do it, I don't see why one wouldn't do it as early as they can. I realize some people love their jobs. They are indeed fortunate.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:28 PM (KP5rU)
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Gross.
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 11:29 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:30 PM (Pg+x7)
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Not if it has rusty trunnions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:30 PM (CDGwz)
25 race horses dead since the beginning of the year. There was a scandal a bit ago when the total was up to 22. They keep talking about something being wrong with the track. I think it's sabotage by radical animal rights activists, personally, though of course I can't prove that at all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:30 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:30 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (RU4sa)
*******
Oh Lord, I'm stuck in
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (KFtuK)
my pastor calls President Trump the George S. Patton president
i thought it was a great observation
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (xIKXj)
"this is not a novel to be thrown aside lightly. it should be thrown with great force."
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (Pg+x7)
Horses are truly magnificent animals.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (w7KSn)
I have 5 song credits on the jukebox to play. I will play whatever the Horde recommends.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:31 PM (0bu2O)
No, Memorial Day was several years ago. Sex Thread was a WD production only a few months ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Meh. Just the body seam insulators failing...maybe the welds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (xSo9G)
Which is the last "generation" of the Glock 17, to be shipped in the old, black "Tupperware" box, vs. the newer box with handle n' hinge?
Gen 1 only, or ???
Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (QzJWU)
Horses are truly magnificent animals.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (w7KSn)
Because they really don't give a shit about animals. It's Western Civilization they hate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (7njPr)
Terry Jacks. "Seasons in the Sun".
You promised.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (xIKXj)
i thought it was a great observation
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (xIKXj)
So did Victor Davis Hanson. He also said he will be tossed aside as soon as he's accomplished his goal.
Just like Patton.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (KFtuK)
It died there, got towed to Monte Vista. Got a decent lunch at the mexican place across the street.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (XKZwp)
An album cover where she and that worthless shithead Lennon posed nude. And it wasn't as an aid to dieters, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (AQVpU)
423
I once looked up an old enemy and discovered she had died young ish. I was doing a lot of journalistic and historical research at the time and I got the impression from her obituary that she died of either suicide or an overdose.
Your gal had quite a life.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (afJ7E)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (miE9U)
She did a performance art thing (and to be fair, no one had heard of performance art yet) where members of the audience would come up and step by step cut her clothing off.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (xIKXj)
A democrat, founder of the Democrat party.
The last and only president to pay off the national debt.
Even the attacks on Jackson's family (his wife) are similar to the jackals in the press today.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (w7KSn)
If you get another nasty bout of cabin fever, or blizzard fever (or whatever you call it up there) just remember that you love us Morons and we love you! May I suggest that an all-ABBA ONT would be punishment enough in that instance? (wink)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (RkS3d)
Ah, I must have been drinking.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (0bu2O)
*****
"Bikers are Pussies" by the BeeGees
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (77AoA)
St. Peter: "For 70 years you tormented humanity with the batshit insane sound of a feral cat walking up a chalkboard while being violated with a coke bottle! You shall not pass!"
Yoko: "But . . . "
St. Peter: "Absolutely not!! Marriages were ended because of that sound! Millions lost all hope of sanity!!"
Yoko: "But . . ."
[Booming Voice Overhead]: "She destroyed the Me-Damned Beetles, Peter . . . She's IN!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2019 11:36 PM (N1kno)
i thought it was a great observation
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (xIKXj)
I've always thought of President Trump as the General Alcibiades President.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:33 PM (xIKXj)
Thanks for putting me some knowledge!
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 21, 2019 11:36 PM (XKZwp)
I have 5 song credits on the jukebox to play. I will play whatever the Horde recommends.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (77AoA)
Well, we have to know what's available on the jukebox.
Of course I'm going to recommend Dylan.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:36 PM (sdi6R)
Mistaken. See #467.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (fuK7c)
I admit I didn't quite get why she was still working. By all accounts she made quite a bit of money between modeling and her glamour shots photography stores. Nevertheless, she was one of my best bosses, and didn't even seem to mind so much that I found her attractive. Others did too; I once had a co-worker at Focus ask me, "how can you STAND it?!" ;-)
(Thankfully though, she was very approachable, which I was able to use to my advantage emotionally; I tend to become most obsessive about the women who aren't so accessible.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (XROPS)
She did a performance art thing (and to be fair, no one had heard of performance art yet) where members of the audience would come up and step by step cut her clothing off.
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Could've made more by charging to put more clothes on her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (77AoA)
448: turn up the radio. problem solved.
Here you go: https://youtu.be/j8CcTYsMHYU
With gratuitous product placement at the start.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (0bu2O)
Every night, the poverty-stricken residents of upstate New York sitting on top of an enormous amount of undrillable oil thank Yoko for protecting their environment.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (I2/tG)
******
When I was working I passed that way often, on my way to Durango. Our mountain place is on the other end (east) of the SLV.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:35 PM (fuK7c)
Nope.
"The original nude photographs of the late Beatles frontman John Lennon and Yoko Ono, which appeared on the cover of 1986 album Unfinished Music No 1: Two Virgins ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (AQVpU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (miE9U)
No bueno.
Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (+y/Ru)
To hell with that.
I'd want the earplugs concession.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (AQVpU)
i thought it was a great observation
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:32 PM (xIKXj)
I've always thought of President Trump as the General Alcibiades President.
The left is lucky he's not the General Pinochet president.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (0bu2O)
Try to email Fenn. Thought it was Fenelon Direction space at gmail.com. what did I get wrong.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2019 11:39 PM (Vm2wT)
******
Is there anything by The Archies?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (m45I2)
let's see, drinking at a biker bar and quoting dorothy parker - i like it!
honky tonk woman? or is anything by the rolling stones too obvious?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Cool. Now I'll put a quarter in for Woodie Guthrie's "So Long It's Been Good to Know Ya".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (fuK7c)
Ain't no half to it, Brie's got noassitol.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (NMAzL)
I thought that well had gone dry at last report?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yes, that particular cat lady. Any of his tales of dysfunctional junctioning will entertain on an ont
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (afJ7E)
But for at least right now, no women in my life who even come near that definition. So I feel safe. :-)
I also know better anymore than to try to get to really know any female co-workers. I live in CA after all anyway. Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (1FhAQ)
Mistaken. See #467.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:37 PM (fuK7c)
Mistaken, unless they cut off Lennon's clothes also.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:40 PM (AQVpU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (w7KSn)
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I see BJ Clinton as Alcibiades. Talented but treasonous and his dick gets him in trouble.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 11:12 PM (EpiSx)
There ya go.
There is no other explanation.
Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (xIKXj)
Mine too.
Posted by: Mark Chapman at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (AQVpU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:42 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (m45I2)
Meh. Play "Dallas From a DC9 at Night" by the Flatlanders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 11:41 PM (+y/Ru)
I would never give Clinton that much credit.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (2DOZq)
Fishing Blues - Morgan Davis
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=eihiO5VtCaM
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:43 PM (KFtuK)
"The original nude photographs of the late Beatles frontman John Lennon and Yoko Ono, which appeared on the cover of 1986 album Unfinished Music No 1: Two Virgins ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 11:38 PM (AQVpU)
Dude. Yoko and John got naked for the Two Virgins cover. Yes, everyone knows that.
The audience cutting her clothes off was an entirely different thing.
You're mistaken. Also wrong. Also doubling down on something you don't know. What you are saying is incorrect. I know and you don't.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (miE9U)
hank williams jr
or
smoke on the water
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: free tibet at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (Ibwur)
My old neighbors from S NM live in Alamosa. So I have an excuse to go that way again. Although I do like to laugh at the "Bud Hut" signs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (0bu2O)
Heh. The American piece of ass of the Danish Prime Minister's son is being kicked out due to their immigration laws. She can't seek residency because she's too young, so she gets the boot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7056435
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:45 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: morigu at May 21, 2019 11:45 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:45 PM (77AoA)
Yep. Haunting, it is. And they play a musical saw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (xIKXj)
Stay away from Jerry Jeff Walker, CDB. or any of the Highwaymen.
Posted by: Quint at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: morigu at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (Eu98u)
"Ahoy! Boat captains with short tow ropes please pull closer to the dock!"
(I responded, "ARRRRR I peed my pants again.")
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (miE9U)
Oh, thank god I didn't miss the Yoko ONT.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Thank God you're here. Tell us a story about a catlady, a lousy meal, anything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (afJ7E)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
*****
If you're up that way this summer and the timing works out Missus Muldoon and I will buy you a beer.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (m45I2)
Also need to get to the Patton museum out near Joshua tree park.
Was Patton "tossed aside"? Don't know, impression was that he was a warrior, war ended, then he died in the auto accident. Don't think MacArthur was considering any European theater bigs for top slots in Olympic or Coronet. Had his own stable of favorites [Eichelberger, et al] who'd been in the Pacific for the duration.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:49 PM (xSo9G)
I responded, "Because as we all know, no wedding celebration is really complete without being entirely suffocated by the stench of fresh wet dung excreted by some exquisitely exotic animal."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:49 PM (miE9U)
The audience cutting her clothes off was an entirely different thing.
You're mistaken. Also wrong. Also doubling down on something you don't know. What you are saying is incorrect. I know and you don't.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:44 PM (fuK7c)
Dude (I'll affect the gay usage). The question before the house was where the photo above came from.
https://tinyurl.com/yydlypzq
Recognize the photo?
Posted by: Mark Chapman at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (AQVpU)
You are so kind.
We had more snow on Sunday
Our first 6 months up here has been a doozy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:48 PM (77AoA)
I met that guy once. he was very full of himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:50 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: College Morons at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:52 PM (77AoA)
Posted by: vizzy at May 21, 2019 11:52 PM (YGg5b)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
******
Nice!
I'm out. Endeavour to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 11:52 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:52 PM (0bu2O)
Stephen Hawking had the honky think blues... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:53 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 11:53 PM (aA3+G)
Yoko exists so that Charo can feel good about herself.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2019 10:14 PM (H5knJ)
Charo is a high end flamenco guitarist. She feels fine. (May have had more plastic surgery than the Duchess of Alba, but that is different)
https://youtu.be/yMcdFV1kNv4
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 11:53 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 21, 2019 11:54 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 11:54 PM (NMAzL)
His "War As I Knew It" was published very posthumously, in 1976. It's his war memoirs, basically his diary edited as much as he could before he was killed.
It's clear from the movie Patton (1970) that the producers had access to the manuscript. The iconic scenes like a German fighter strafing them when the Brits had just declared that there was no threat from the sky is in there.
In some ways it's more awesome than the movie. In the movie when the Bulge gets surrounded (plus or minus Christmas) everyone says I can relieve them by mid-February or I can get there in late January and Patton says my men are working on a plan to turn around and get there in three days.
In real life, if his book is to be believed, he started planning it before it happened. He wrote "if Rundstedt (I think) counterattacks, as I expect him to, we will have to be ready for...".
Anyway, always good to read from the horse's mouth.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 11:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 21, 2019 11:55 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: John Fogerty at May 21, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (KFtuK)
Bartender just gave me a free shot of Maker's in a plastic cup. Beer bar only, I got stash booze!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (77AoA)
It's a shitty one (as opposed to the good cancers, right?) but what I was told is it oncologists seem to have hope that breakthroughs in treatment may not be far off. The current treatment is a steroid and there are chemo drugs whosr effects aren't such that they'll ever be street drugs, but my experience and also what I was told in advance is they aren't miserable forms of chemo.
So again, I hope Drs are wrong and it's actually something more beignin but MM, while not good, isn't at least immediately a quick decline from what I've heard and experienced...and this is from someone who ignored it for so many years they are in a neck brace due to a misshapen and severely dislocated c4 vertebra, has concrete in his c7 as it was close to collapse and doesn't have a c1 as it was gobbled on by the cancer.
Not trying to play one ups manship, just trying to say this one isn't usually a quick disease, and most of the limited amount I've googled has been contradicted by my oncologist (and the one I saw while hospitalized as she was on vacation when I first got diagnosed) as being out of date by a couple years. I hope this helps a little, but understand if it doesn't as it is easier for me again cause it's me and not a loved one.
Posted by: Bete at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (Ojki1)
Wherein the Horde learns that Tickled Pink farts when she faps, or climaxes, or something.
I had to read the whole thread with one eye closed and the other squinted.
I'm surprised Weird Dave wasn't canned for that obvious invitation to complete disaster.
Yuck.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)
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But is it nearly as good as Los Pollos Hermanos?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (77AoA)
They may be referring to using him as a decoy as the leader of a fake army and invasion.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (2DOZq)
https://youtu.be/yMcdFV1kNv4
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 11:53 PM (hSQmw)
You got to feel Charo? Lucky bastard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2019 11:51 PM (f8dwL)
LOL
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (f9A2A)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2019 12:00 AM (Z7lwY)
Yes, it's clearly from this: https://youtu.be/Zfe2qhI5Ix4
Yoko Ono "Cut Piece".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 12:00 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 12:00 AM (Ul4yZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 12:01 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 11:56 PM (77AoA)
In my mis-spent youth, we used to frequent a Chinese restaurant in Vancouver, and the elderly owner would come sit in the booth with us and pour us Scotch from a stainless steel teapot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:01 AM (7njPr)
Good tunes Horde (save for Terry Jacks).
Love ya, mean it.
Until we meet again grey boxers!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 12:01 AM (77AoA)
Wouldn't think I'd need a reminder, currently enjoying memoir of a major Soviet marshal [Rokossovsky], in particular how his version of events covered in other histories compares to those.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 21, 2019 11:47 PM (afJ7E)
Would love to! Cat Lady and I are no longer on speaking terms, as I think I mentioned.
I have a first date with a beautiful young lawyer coming up on Thursday. She seems very normal, and I've known her professionally for a few years now. I'm kind of excited / nervous. Don't know her well enough to have a nickname for her yet.
She's also good friends with Feminist Chick, who I used to see, so I'm not sure how that dynamic will play out. Feminist Chick claims to be ok with be going on a date with her friend, but you know how Feminist Chicks are.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (77AoA)
G'night.
Charo ... and Carol Burnett
https://youtu.be/nHk_DaG2JvE
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (s2OJe)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)
To modify an old phrase:
We want Kate Upton,
We'd settle for Miley Cyrus,
We deserve Yoko Ono.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:04 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:04 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)
I used to work with a Somali guy who used n-bombs to describe our american black co-workers. I usually just gave him a "don't say that, dude" look. Eventually I took him aside and told him why that word was less than okay to use as an insult.
He didn't care, and continued to use it. Which I strangely respected I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:05 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 12:05 AM (mk9aG)
MY COUSIN admonished the person and told them they don't like it and not to use it, and was (also) ignored.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:06 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)
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I would march directly to HR and collect my winnings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:06 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)
We're all sinners, I guess.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 12:06 AM (sdi6R)
I'm not sure I feel guilty about feeling better than they do, but I do ask myself how long I can continue to buck the odds.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:06 AM (4knXT)
MY COUSIN is currently wishing he had done just that.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (sLicW)
Just like Patton.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 11:34 PM (KFtuK)
One of the great bosses I had said, "The bureaucracy will ensure that there is never another George S Patton!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 12:08 AM (3hr5B)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (miE9U)
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My doctor says I'm not getting enough lead in my diet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:08 AM (4knXT)
made my blood boil. the little brats.
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:10 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:07 AM (QDnY+)
Yes, that's her.
Kind of fizzled out. We went on a handful of dates, and we've been pretty flirty together (same friend group), but nothing really came of it.
idk, seemed too forced, to be honest. We didn't really have much in common -- she's a bleeding heart public defender liberal feminist chick, and I'm, well, me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:10 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (miE9U)
Patton was the kind of guy, and I can think of a couple, who seems to have existed for a purpose and then been gone when it was over. He spent his whole life, or all of his lives if you go for his reincarnation stuff, preparing to be a warrior.
Then it was almost denied him. Then he got to do it. Then he died. It is Shakespearean.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 11:58 PM (miE9U)
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My doctor says I'm not getting enough lead in my diet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:08 AM (4knXT)
It shouldn't be difficult. Breakfast leads to lunch which leads to dinner.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)
Maybe you all didn't need a full dose of Yoko
Perhaps I will make it up tou you innocent victims
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:13 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:14 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (miE9U)
Pres. Trump should make her the head of the USGS. That body should exist to service industry, not be a roadblock to development.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:14 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:14 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:14 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:02 AM (GBteo)
Wait, someone asked Feminist chick if it was OK?
First rule of Fuck club is???
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 12:15 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:15 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:13 AM (QDnY+)
Heh, something like that.
She's a pleasant enough person, just... yeah, different world views and in different places in life.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (QDnY+)
made my blood boil. the little brats.
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:10 AM (xIKXj)
It's difficult to reveal conservative tendencies in the work place without strong pushback.
Saw another Trump hat and gave a thumbs up. I'm trying to encourage it wherever I see it.
I've got a pink Trump 2020 hat I'll be wearing this summer.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)
First rule of Fuck club is???
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 12:15 AM (NgKpN)
Her friend (my date) asked her. Which is fair.
She's not a horrible person, just, you know, a dumb mid-20's libtard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (GBteo)
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
931760808974942208
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)
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A pink one, huh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 12:12 AM (aA3+G)
Yeah, 'Battered Wife Syndrome' regrets.
'I'm sorry your face fell into my fist, Honey. I'll make it up to you. You can cook that juicy steak over your eye tomorrow as part of a nice romantic dinner.'
Posted by: RickZ at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Silentbrick at May 22, 2019 12:18 AM (nVNy0)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (+y/Ru)
don't want to alienate any customers. but what fun when they are for him. then we can smile smile smile
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)
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Comedy has a low bar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 12:20 AM (f9A2A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:20 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:20 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)
Nobody made me the PC police and I won't volunteer for the job. I would not voluntarily engage in conversation with the person either.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:20 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: zombie koko, signing at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: zombie koko, signing at May 22, 2019 12:22 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)
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A pink one, huh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT)
You got a problem with pink?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (7WaWV)
Too soon.
RIP Harambe.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:22 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT)
You got a problem with pink?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)
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Some of my favorite underwear is pink.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:23 AM (4knXT)
It's difficult to reveal conservative tendencies in the work place without strong pushback.
Saw another Trump hat and gave a thumbs up. I'm trying to encourage it wherever I see it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)
Fortunately my boss is very simpatico in that respect. But I work in a small business. I imagine things are different in corporations.
I'd be inclined to keep quiet and keep my head down. But maybe it is time to shove it right back in the Left's faces. Either that or wait until it's time to start shooting them.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 12:24 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:21 AM (QDnY+)
Yep, that's her!
She actually got wasted at the bar and puked on my front steps a few nights ago when we were all coming back to my place. Fairly funny.
But yeah 105 pound 5 foot 2 mid-20's chicks can't keep up with early 30's, 180 pound 5'10 guys in the drinking game, it turns out.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:24 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:24 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 12:24 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)
Pretty accurate. People who want to make the govt God will find it is a useless God.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (IDhUW)
Probably should have been a sign of a problem.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)
Thing is, they aren't useless. Or at least needn't be. They produce fine geological maps of areas, that probably would not get mapped by industry, because no expectation of resources. And when those maps come out, they are scrutinized by corporate geologists, and surprise, surprise! Sometimes unidentified resources are discovered. Or clues to look for them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (OX6sG)
I am kind of wondering if Alabama is in self imposed exile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (0MVr3)
Probably should have been a sign of a problem.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (GBteo)
Pro-am is not the same thing as Pro.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (0MVr3)
Hmmm...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 12:25 AM (OX6sG)
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Take one free Tibet and we'll call it even.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (lLeln)
(Those of you who remember the 1980s will get this)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (0MVr3)
Heh.
Nah, crazy cat lady most definitely abuses alcohol more than the surgeon general would recommend, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:27 AM (GBteo)
Hmmm...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (GBteo)
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Hello, sailor!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:28 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:29 AM (0MVr3)
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This is what I think, but the repercussions are real. I became much more vocal about my views and found I had more support than I realized.....I'm also leaving my current employment so I feel like I have more freedom.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:29 AM (IDhUW)
I am kind of wondering if Alabama is in self imposed exile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:26 AM (0MVr3)
He will be Forced to write YOKO ONO on the board, until it's full!
Posted by: Sister Mary Elephant at May 22, 2019 12:29 AM (OX6sG)
Damn - somewhere in the mists of my past endeavors, I had some reason to interact with USGS. Cannot imagine what it was. Guvamint bizness of some kind.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:30 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: free tibet at May 22, 2019 12:32 AM (CL76w)
"MAGA" would fit perfectly, cast in a negative image, onto a set of Brass Knuckles.
How perfect to market these, just before the 2020 General Election season?
*wicked grin*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 12:32 AM (QzJWU)
How perfect to market these, just before the 2020 General Election season?
*wicked grin*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 12:32 AM (QzJWU)
Well, for 2020, we're going to have to KAG -- Keep America Great.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 22, 2019 12:32 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:33 AM (Omgxq)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:30 AM (QDnY+)
Basically, the purpose of such an agency is to evaluate the natural infrastructure of the country with a view to making natural resources available for development, and to identify geological hazards. Of course, it's possible for Leftists to pervert its purpose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (7njPr)
"Fuck you people in the neck." And, by "fuck you in the neck," I mean that I don't miss with my 270, nor does Dick Cheney's cock.
Retirement was nice. Be a shame if something happened to your blog's dick. Coprophagy be unto you. FFS
*tosses off muck-laden boots*
Posted by: ArmChair in sin at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (Nig2g)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:33 AM (Omgxq)
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Brian May?
I may not be totally up on the news.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (4knXT)
This was the fake military formation established to [successfully] fool the krauts the location of the main Allied invasion of France. Headed by Patton [who was not fake].
Carry on.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:36 AM (QDnY+)
I am lost.
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:37 AM (Omgxq)
Posted by: David Allen Coe at May 22, 2019 12:38 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (0OmEj)
Good evening USN,
Do grey box friends count as other people?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:39 AM (IDhUW)
rickl, use the left's favorite tool, ridicule, buy one of the ridiculous RBG action figures and place her in different outfits performing various outdoor activities (i.e. mountain climbing, cycling). Maybe you'll find an office co-conspirator.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 12:40 AM (f8dwL)
"Fuck you people in the neck." And, by "fuck you in the neck," I mean that I don't miss with my 270, nor does Dick Cheney's cock.
Retirement was nice. Be a shame if something happened to your blog's dick. Coprophagy be unto you. FFS
*tosses off muck-laden boots*
Posted by: ArmChair in sin at May 22, 2019 12:34 AM (Nig2g)
Maybe switch to decaf?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:40 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: LexisTexas at May 22, 2019 12:41 AM (mjcqU)
Trump going to London soon.
Not optimistic overall, but have to admit things right now are more fun and interesting than I could have ever expected.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:42 AM (QDnY+)
I recommend embarrelment with extreme prejudice.
If this is allowed to stand unanswered, then we're no better than the savage beasts... why, AlaBAMA?
Why have you turned this into a house of shame?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 12:42 AM (U1V+5)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (IDhUW)
You have that right. Very interesting indeed.
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (Omgxq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 12:42 AM (U1V+5)
WHY DO YOU BRING FOOLS TO JUDGE MY WORK!?!?
-Michelangelo
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (0MVr3)
I've been messing around and giving a little TLC to my tractors. Changing the oil and filters and other servicing.
My 8700 is a '77 model and the damn thing is thus 42 years old. I can't believe it. It's got 7484 hours on it. And it's not using any oil and still purrs like a kitten. That hour figure, figuring about 50 miles per hour is about 375K miles equivalent.
The engine is the venerable 401 cd I-6 Ford. It's a "square" engine, bore = stroke, 4.4" x 4.4". The cast iron oil pan, which holds 16 quarts weighs more that some automotive engines total.
One of the legends was Ford fired the engineers who designed that and similar engines because they were lasting too long. 10K hours or better before overhaul needed. :-) I can almost believe that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:44 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 12:46 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:46 AM (7WaWV)
-Michelangelo
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (0MVr3)
I'm unfamiliar with this quote. Care to elaborate?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:47 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:48 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:46 AM (7WaWV)
When some cowboy in a CAT challenges you on the highway, you don't wanna be caught with your pants down
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 12:49 AM (miE9U)
That's not a literal speed. But a rough conversion from hours of operation to equivalent mileage on a automotive vehicle where mileage is the standard measure of service life.
1000 hours is roughly equivalent to 50K miles. Roughly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 12:42 AM
Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Is this not why you came here?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:50 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 12:51 AM (f8dwL)
I was sort of expecting bewbs. I know it wasn't an explicit promise, but...
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 12:51 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 22, 2019 12:51 AM (nxw5n)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:39 AM (IDhUW)
My wife counts grey box people as me interacting with, um, ah, regular people. My daily interactions with people are Amish and Mennonite, fine people, but a bit different than the wife and I.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 12:52 AM (f9A2A)
from hours of operation to equivalent mileage on a automotive vehicle
where mileage is the standard measure of service life.
1000 hours is roughly equivalent to 50K miles. Roughly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:49 AM
I think you may be over-estimating the conversion by an order of magnitude...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 12:52 AM (7WaWV)
The fuck.
The amazing thing is nobody has out-Yoko'ed Yoko.
Courtney came close when she murdered Kurt.
*cough*
Allegedly. Prolly a rumor.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 12:53 AM (uzjER)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:44 AM (NMAzL)
My little International B414D keeps soldiering along. I doubt the engine has ever been torn down, although the hour meter is long gone.
I got it a couple of years after I moved to the acreage I'm on. Friend of mine told about this old tractor in the back yard of a business down the alley from where he worked, and said it had been cleared of junk, recently. I went there, and asked, "is this old tractor for sale?" They said, "Yes, we just put an ad in the Bargain Finder, and it comes out today. It was tied up up in an estate for a long time, but we finally got it sorted out." Me: "If you can get it running for me, I have $3500 in my pocket." Them: "Come back tomorrow morning." So I did, and it was running. Gave them the money. They said the phone was ringing off the hook all night and morning.
Little tractor has a loader on it, and a 3-point hitch, and power steering. It is a jewel. I gave it a set of new glow plugs, and replaced the starter, when that finally died.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 12:53 AM (7njPr)
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Oh yes, the Horde.....regular people one and all
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:55 AM (IDhUW)
One is not concerned with the distance a tractor travels. Mileage is the standard measure of life on automotive, cars and trucks.
Consider a stationary engine. It has literally zero miles on it for it's life. Hours of operation is the measure of course.
Now, we want a rough way to compare "how old", "how worn" that engine is to a car/truck.
50 miles per hour is that rough equivalent.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:55 AM (NMAzL)
Sad!!!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 12:57 AM (U1V+5)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 12:51 AM (f8dwL)
If that's the case I hope he kept the scissors, he might need them.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:59 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 01:01 AM (Cssks)
Seppuku, the only answer to the dishonor he has brought upon himself.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 01:02 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 12:33 AM (Omgxq)
Trump ordered the release of the FICA docs months ago, and then someone talked him out of it.
Seeing as how British intel was involved, I would guess either the Brit PM or the Queen herself, because they KNEW that any major scandal would cause the Brit Government to fall.
Right in the middle of Brexit.
Personally, I think Trump should have said F U.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 01:03 AM (NgKpN)
Seppuku, the only answer to the dishonor he has brought upon himself.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 01:02 AM (RfzVr)
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We have to respect his decision because, diversity and snit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:03 AM (4knXT)
Now, where does that 50 mph rough estimate come from? Well, the engine is running somewhere around 1800 RPM more or less, average roughly. Now, at what speed would be truck or car be going running at that RPM?
About 50 MPH.
Some use 60 MPH conversion. But I prefer 50. A tractor out running is the equivalent of a car or truck out on the highway, running long, not short stop and go driving, which is harder on engines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:55 AM (IDhUW)
LOL, the word I was looking to replace was "English" as we speak English at home. That's what the Amish and more conservative Mennonites call us, as they speak low German/ PA Dutch at home.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (f9A2A)
50 miles per hour is that rough equivalent.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 12:55 AM
Even an odometer reading is only a (very) rough estimation of a motor vehicle's engine's wear and tear... How does '50 mph' apply to a farm tractor which does most of its work at a fixed rpm anyway?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:05 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (f9A2A)
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You know who else spoke low German?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:06 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (f9A2A)
Interesting. I bet you get awesome produce and baked goodies from them if they set up there like they do some places in MT.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:08 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:06 AM (4knXT)
I believe that's what the call High German, that's for church, and school.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:08 AM (f9A2A)
I was sort of expecting bewbs. I know it wasn't an explicit promise, but...
***********
If you were expecting Yoko's bewbs, you really are beyond redemption.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 22, 2019 01:09 AM (WJcbb)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:09 AM (7WaWV)
I believe that's what the call High German, that's for church, and school.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:08 AM (f9A2A)
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I thought High German is better known as English
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:09 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:10 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:06 AM (4knXT)
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Wouldn't know... I'm a Hochdeutsch man, through-and-through. Durch-und-durch. Whatevs.
Posted by: 'Dolph at May 22, 2019 01:10 AM (U1V+5)
There's a tourist trap out there called the Pennsylvania Dutch Gift Haus. Well as soon as you spell it "Haus" the mind goes to German. In German Gift means poison.
So yeah, it's the Pennsylvania Dutch Poison House.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:10 AM (fuK7c)
-Michelangelo
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (0MVr3)
I'm unfamiliar with this quote. Care to elaborate?
*************
Actually, it's something Trump said.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 22, 2019 01:11 AM (WJcbb)
And actually the "hours" is not an accurate time of operation, but proportional to the number of revolutions the engine has turned. The calibration varies with rated engine speed, but it is 1:1 on this one at about 1800 RPM. So 1 hour = 1800*60 = 108,000 revolutions of the crankshaft.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)
Right in the middle of Brexit.
Personally, I think Trump should have said F U.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 01:03 AM (NgKpN)
I doubt the Queen would involve herself in this, although she is nominally the boss of MI6. And I suspect she has more respect for DJT than the vile Teresa May.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 01:15 AM (7njPr)
-Michelangelo
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 12:43 AM (0MVr3)
I'm unfamiliar with this quote. Care to elaborate?
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Actually, it's something Trump said.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 22, 2019 01:11 AM (WJcbb)
Considering the fools he has to work with, I could believe that.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:16 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 12:47 AM (IDhUW)
Agony and the Ecstasy. 1965.
Michelangelo (Charlton Heston) is painting the Sistine Ceiling, but he is taking a while.
Pope Julius (Rex Harrison) brings in some cardinals to judge his work. Some are saying the figures are scandalous because of the nudity. One is saying the nudity is fine, but they should be done in the style of the Greeks. 'Why should I emulate the Greeks?! They were heathens from their time, I'm a Christian in mine!' Then they go off into the nudity whole thing again.
'I will paint man as God made him- in the glory of his nakedness. Without shame! Shame did not come from God, it was left to Priests to create shame!'
Then, he looks down at the Pope 'WHY DO YOU BRING FOOLS TO JUDGE MY WORK?!' (Give it a good Heston bellow in your head.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:17 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:05 AM (7WaWV)
Fifty miles an hour in a car is pretty much fixed RPM, too. Hence the conversion. Not exact; but a rule of thumb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 01:18 AM (7njPr)
Which is more effective at driving out rodents?
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You misspelled 'attract'.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 22, 2019 01:18 AM (0xXzB)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 22, 2019 01:18 AM (ABuva)
What were you thinking?
Posted by: 40 miles north at May 22, 2019 01:19 AM (o2vOl)
Favorite mass-murdering evil tyrant, WRT using his speeches for practice and edumucation, Stalin. Non-native speaker, spoke slowly, flat, didn't always swallow his endings. Funny, mousy little voice [for a guy who murdered tens of millions]. Putin speaks very clearly, easy to follow [easier than the often-hammered Yeltsin, anyway].
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:19 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:08 AM (IDhUW)
Hmm, baked goods show up at the door. Amish kids finish school at 14, the learning to bake starts before then. Neighbor's doors are a good place to drop them off at, Amish are great at being neighborly. Produce, I have a garden. My Amish neighbor has a Plumbing, Elecrtrical, Heating and Cooling, Well business, in the summer the shop looks like a produce market, bring what you you have too much of, take what you need.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:19 AM (f9A2A)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:20 AM (IDhUW)
Revoke her citizenship and deport her to North Korea or Yemen.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2019 01:21 AM (QMwOT)
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Thank you. I will add this to my "to watch" list.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:20 AM (IDhUW)
It is a great movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:21 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 01:22 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 01:09 AM (4knXT)
I don't know, in my experience high German means actual German. It could have another use, or a joke went completely above my head.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:22 AM (f9A2A)
Which is more effective at driving out rodents?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2019 10:52 PM (AQVpU)
JDAM them both.
Use rat poison on the rats.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2019 01:22 AM (QMwOT)
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Sounds like a nice place to live.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:23 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2019 01:23 AM (QMwOT)
There is one recording of him speaking normally which came to light in recent years. He was on a train car and didn't know he was being recorded.
He sounded like a regular guy with a pronounced Austrian accent.
Every other recording of him is in theatrical mode, where he's exhorting a crowd. There's only the one recording of Oz behind the curtain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:23 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 01:22 AM (7njPr)
Goodnight!
I'm heading to be, also.
Goodnight everyone.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 01:24 AM (f9A2A)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:24 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2019 01:25 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:25 AM (IDhUW)
>> I see that the Love Walrus has a part in Tarantino's new movie.
You apparently prefer large, shameless, and tusky.
Posted by: 40 miles north at May 22, 2019 01:26 AM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 22, 2019 01:27 AM (D364A)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:27 AM (0MVr3)
A friend said that Hitler's histrionic "r" trilling and other quirks were, at that time, considered marks of an educated or sophisticated person [thus the motive for that part of the theatrics]. True, AFAYK?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:28 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 01:28 AM (IDhUW)
I found the U of Nebraska test data on the 8700. They are the authority on tractor performance tests:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5m53dvq
Note they're trying more real world figures, PTO and drawbar pull, and not dynamometer figures of torgue and HP. They get real output power and drawbar pull figures.
You'll note that things pull (torque) curve is fairly flat from 2000 to 1200 RPM. It will keep pulling down to 600 RPM. The lugging performance is great.
Note this is a naturally aspirated version of the 401. The turbo versions will have more power and torque, but the torque curve gets steeper. It will not lug steadily down to nothing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 01:29 AM (NMAzL)
Dunno, really. Most of the ranty speeches I've heard have been in TV things where they cut away from what he's saying because the point is just the noise he's making.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:31 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:32 AM (0MVr3)
and other quirks were, at that time, considered marks of an educated or
sophisticated person [thus the motive for that part of the theatrics].
True, AFAYK?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:28 AM
I've read that there is only one extant recording of Hitler's normal voice -- some interview he granted, or something... No analysis of his dialect or speech mannerisms that I recall...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:34 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)
The wear on a tractor engine is much like the wear on a boat engine, only worse.
It's what's called "Shock Load Wear", and is created by the sudden and unpredictable back-loading through the drive train of transitioning from soft to hard soil, rock impacts, load transitions (that boulder you just dumped from the bucket "lightened" the load, but springed the HELL out of your drive train!), and etc.
Much like a sixty foot yacht encountering a twelve foot wave....it's a sudden and severe shock to the prop, the propeller shaft and the clutch and engine in the bargain.
"Tractor Hours" are just a whole lot damn harder than "Odometer Miles" on a passenger vehicle.
Hell, they're harder than Odometer Miles on a Class 8 over the road semi, if you get right down to it.
ngine and transmission bearings manage force in two directions.
* rotational, which is what you think of when you think of "bearings". And high torque shock feedback can whiplash a driveline to induce some incredible forces in this aspect.
* thrust, which is what most people fail to realize that drivetrain bearings have to manage. This is the land of "tapered bearings", and THE major player for "shock loads" as described above.
The bearings in a tractor or boat, are usually TWICE THE SIZE of what you find in a car or even 3/4 ton truck, precisely for these reasons.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 01:35 AM (QzJWU)
See #749.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:36 AM (fuK7c)
Zettai - Bander just mentioned this - recording of Hitler/Mannerheim conversation in June '42.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:39 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:36 AM
Verrrrrrry interestingk!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 01:39 AM (7WaWV)
Putin:
We are going to pursue terrorists everywhere. If they are in the airport, we will pursue them in the airport. And if we capture them in the toilet, then we will waste them in the outhouse.
Hard to get clearer than that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 01:42 AM (I2/tG)
His German is also pretty good. First visit to Germany as president, addressed the Bundestag in German. Also saw him answer a question from a German audience member [former elected official of some kind] at a televised public forum, in German.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:47 AM (QDnY+)
My anchor-draggin' ass is grounding on the shoals of the snoozer.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 01:48 AM (QzJWU)
Rhomboid, I envy you your Russian. I always think that what I know is duh and what other people know is magic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:48 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 01:48 AM (0MVr3)
Oh, OK, maybe not quite to bed.
Putin was seconded from the KGB to the Stasi:
http://bit.ly/30yNWKD
Yeah, he speaks German.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 01:51 AM (fuK7c)
Said in 1999, when Yeltsin was still President, and Putin was Prime Minister.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 01:54 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:47 AM (QDnY+)
He was KGB, attached to East German Stasi, as an attaché.
His "German" was at least passable, at that level, to say the least.
*snoozer*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 01:54 AM (QzJWU)
Any sadly, my Russian is quite rusty. Watching a documentary on Rokossovsky recently and damn if I could understand 25% of what some people were saying. Then, sometimes, can understand 95%. Depends on topic and speakers.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 01:56 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 01:56 AM (uzjER)
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 01:58 AM (QzJWU)
He has an accent and he's reading from a script but he's not faking it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 02:01 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 02:01 AM (uzjER)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 02:02 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 21, 2019 11:57 PM (xO9gM)
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deserves got nothing to do with it.
Posted by: William Muny at May 22, 2019 02:03 AM (TZU1B)
The shock load to the drivetrain is why wheel slip on a tractor is so important. The optimum varies with a lot of factors, but is usually in the 5 -15% range.
Wheel slip helps absorb some of the shock load. Too much, and you're wasting fuel and wearing tires.
The rear axles on this 8700 and all but the smallest are double reduction. Total reduction is around 16:1. But that is split, 4:1 on the differential, and the final 4:1 in some outboard planetary units. There are wet brakes in between.
Good draft control with mounted implements all helps with shock loads.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 02:04 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 02:06 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 02:04 AM (NMAzL)
Operator skill in the driver's seat can cut the wear by half, or more.
Tell me again, 'bout the miracle of driverless farm implements?
*snoozer, squared*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2019 02:12 AM (TZU1B)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 02:12 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: doomed at May 22, 2019 02:19 AM (FPrx1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, at May 22, 2019 02:19 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Miklos Extraordinaire at May 22, 2019 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 02:25 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 02:26 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: doomed at May 22, 2019 02:29 AM (FPrx1)
I got fired from a job for complaining about it. The boss demanded that I use the exact word when I described what happened and when I did, it was over.
I later found out the company was embezzling my insurance payments that were deducted from my paycheck.
Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2019 02:31 AM (ti2yD)
So the GCHQ is the top Brittish intelligence agency dealing with communications and items such as cryptography. The scandal led to the Queen not inviting PM May to her grandsons wedding. (??)
It seems that something is missing in this story. I think it has to do with timing and what happened when. How the heck is all this linked together and tied to PDT and the coup? However I do remember that during PDTs first two years there were a lot of pedo gangs busted, and it sure seems like there's a lot of pedophilia running through all the anti Trump actors...Plus how is the Queen involved in all of this? Wasnt her son Andrew accused of visiting pedo island at one point? Or was this all false news too?
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 02:31 AM (Omgxq)
Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2019 02:33 AM (ti2yD)
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 02:37 AM (Omgxq)
Posted by: pawn at May 22, 2019 02:38 AM (ti2yD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:07 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:08 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 03:11 AM (tH5fk)
Still 800 comments for a Yoko Only ONt is not too bad. Sparked some 'ments.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:13 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 03:14 AM (tH5fk)
Did he ever show up, to witness the Yoko carnage?
And apologize to everyone?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 03:16 AM (sy5kK)
And apologize to everyone?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 03:16 AM (sy5kK)
I kind of wonder if he either knew he would not be on tonight, or just wanted to sit back and watch the world burn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:21 AM (0MVr3)
Reading a story on Silent Spring's author linked over at Instapundit. We all know the story. DDT bad. Ban DDT (after we have eradicated malaria in all of OUR countries- who gives a shit about those africans.) Millions die, but we feel better about ourselves.
I did not know that WHO actually started using DDT again in 2006 for insect control. That is a good thing. And surprising.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 03:26 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: SgtHulka at May 22, 2019 03:41 AM (xD1DL)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 22, 2019 03:44 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 02:37 AM (Omgxq)
That's not an uncommon business model.
Ahoy!
Posted by: Your Conservative Betters At The Bulwark at May 22, 2019 03:45 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: raimondo at May 22, 2019 03:48 AM (kQqPR)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 03:49 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at May 22, 2019 03:49 AM (uL22A)
What's worse than Yoko?
Hillary as president?
Posted by: Nurse ratched
An All- Woodpecker ONT ?
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 03:49 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:51 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:51 AM
Another Hall Of Fame Member.
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at May 22, 2019 03:54 AM (uL22A)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:54 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:55 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:57 AM (BbGew)
Is someone calling a crime scene clean-up company?
I don't think ServiceMaster does the nasty stuff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 04:01 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:02 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:07 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: m at May 22, 2019 04:08 AM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at May 22, 2019 04:09 AM (uL22A)
Posted by: raimondo at May 22, 2019 03:48 AM (kQqPR)
I rate this "true."
Posted by: m at May 22, 2019 04:10 AM (5AuVV)
"Let The Day Begin"
https://youtu.be/to2KasivROc
(Thank you Slapweasel!)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:12 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: Sex Pistols at May 22, 2019 04:13 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:07 AM (ppIpx)
https://youtu.be/YZUE4_PtOk0
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:18 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:22 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:24 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 04:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: m at May 22, 2019 04:32 AM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:32 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:32 AM (BbGew)
Plus, some of that happening pre-coffee.
Posted by: m at May 22, 2019 04:34 AM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Brian Williams
An RBG sighting !
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 04:41 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 04:43 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: Brian Williams
An RBG sighting !
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 04:41 AM (lCxNP)
Made me laugh!
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 04:46 AM (ppIpx)
http://tinyurl.com/y2lzyl9y
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 22, 2019 04:58 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 22, 2019 05:00 AM (ppIpx)
Actually got some sleep last nite.
Looks like I missed a ...fun... ONT?
Posted by: My life is insanity
Glad ya got some sleep.
zzzzzzzzz's are important.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 05:00 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 05:02 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 05:06 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 05:10 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 02:31 AM (Omgxq)
Thats the rumor and I believe theres plenty of documentation regarding his visits there.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2019 05:10 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 22, 2019 05:33 AM (Vf4Y7)
President Clinton sleeps late, congress is in recess because of so little business to do. Some controversy about why the Fun Camps need so much barbed wire and automatic weapons. But really all is quiet as the media's biggest story today is about Sussie and her new puppy.
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 05:39 AM (9tBcZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 05:53 AM (VtwaX)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 05:54 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: Elizabeth
Woof-Woof !
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 04:43 AM (lCxNP)
Arf!
Arf!
Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at May 22, 2019 05:55 AM (3hr5B)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 05:55 AM (lCxNP)
Yesterday, we had a wind-chill of forty. Today, we are to be in the 80s.
Guess I will get some flowers planted and such.
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:01 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:08 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:08 AM (VtwaX)
Yesterday, we had a wind-chill of forty. Today, we are to be in the 80s.
Guess I will get some flowers planted and such.
Posted by: lizabth
And a VERY General Motors to you as well !
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:10 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:11 AM (pgXNG)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 05:06 AM (BbGew)
ANd Coke 600 at Charlotte
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:12 AM (9tBcZ)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:11 AM (pgXNG)
Are those the Congressional Fun Ed Camps for the Slightly Deplorable?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:13 AM (JFO2v)
Do you have to train your replacement? Like those Disney engineers?
Corporate HRs were ones targeted first with the March Through the Institutions, IMHO.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:15 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:16 AM (lCxNP)
As sharp as a rubber ball.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:17 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:20 AM (htgmn)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:21 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
As sharp as a rubber ball.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:17 AM (lCxNP)
This is all designed to discourage us.
PsyOps.
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:22 AM (htgmn)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:23 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:23 AM (htgmn)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:23 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba)
Lets mock them. One of those Rules for Radicals.
Some of the fun of this descent into the abyss is in the dark humor directed at the cultists.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)
Doing a tad better, Hadrian the Seventh?
Do you have to train your replacement? Like those Disney engineers?
No, more depressed this morning. And there won't be a replacement.
My job was patent and literature searching for the entire company; I took this on after 24 years of R&D as a principal investigator. So if you wanted to know what had been done on acrylic ester emulsions crosslinked by amino acids or an analysis of the patent landscape of AstraZeneca, I was the guy to see. Very important work and a great time saver for R&D, Legal and sales.
The big boys decided to get rid of that function. The big boys are saying in essence to everyone, "Use Google for patent searching."
There were three of us let go. Among us we're inventors on 330 US patents. But to the MBAs we're just a cost.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:26 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (htgmn)
As sharp as a rubber ball.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:17 AM (lCxNP)
And more importantly it distracts from the fact women in DC are 10 TIMES more likely to die from pregnancy than women in New Hampshire. And take black women out of the equation and pregnancy deaths vs abortion death a very close. 2 vs. .6 per 100k.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)
Sounds like Bull$hit to me.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (JUOKG)
The students are gone, but I have to make an appearance at school today. Fill out some paperwork, etc.
Them I am free to do my wife's bidding. The chore list could extend from here to the Atlantic seaboard, even if printed in 8 pt Times font.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)
Some of the fun of this descent into the abyss is in the dark humor directed at the cultists.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Governor JB the Hutt of Illinois ran on taxing BILLIONaires more so they could pay their fare share. He then found out there are less billionaires in Ill then he thought.
Then he wanted to tax anyone making over 250K more, so they could pay their fare share.
That got too many people riled up.
Now...He's gonna tax millionaires more so they can pay their fare share.
Whew...found the sweet spot
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:29 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:15 AM (RFh5Y)
What the fuck.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:30 AM (pgXNG)
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Maybe the students should pick majors that have jobs available.
Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2019 06:30 AM (I5LRE)
I'm sorry to hear this, and pray that everything works out for the best for you.
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:31 AM (htgmn)
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:31 AM (9tBcZ)
That is crazy!! I know how important your function is. As I used to say when I was in the Patent Office, "An infringement suit baseline is $10 million. So get it right. "
That job needs very skilled and knowledgeable people with excellent depth in the prior art and skill in US PAT Full and STN-fu.
They chose very ... poorly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: MAGA
They should also be taught, somewhere in their education, when you come out of college you're still dumb as a post in any job you go into.
You WILL NOT START AT THE TOP
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (8ikIW)
That's the nature of wives. Keep you busy at home, key phrase: At Home.
I provide the same service for Mr. H.
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (htgmn)
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2019 06:30 AM (I5LRE)
You mean a BS in Lesbian studies doesn't pay well?
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:33 AM (9tBcZ)
Posted by: Colin
Only if you can get a job teaching lesbian studies somewhere
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:34 AM (8ikIW)
As sharp as a rubber ball.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:17 AM (lCxNP)
It is bullshit. I see in 2010 and 2013 it was about 44% for new college grads (<5 year out of school) and runs about 15% to 19 % in the economy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
There is no conversion or even reaching the cultists. We are well past the Age of Reason with respect to many in the country. Based on my personal experience. I could tell you stories.
Mocking them is for my sardonic amusement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:35 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2019 06:30 AM (I5LRE)
Sadly, the reality is that most people aren't smart enough to get an Engineering degree.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:36 AM (pgXNG)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 22, 2019 06:36 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:36 AM (UdKB7)
They chose very ... poorly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I told the director who gave me the news, "I'm not saying you're making a big mistake, but you're making a big mistake." He agreed. But the MBA consultants don't have to live with the consequences.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:37 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:37 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: lizabth
I can't quite figure out how it's fair.
Do the millionaires use more of the infrastructure?
Eat more of the public schools free meals?
Get arrested and thrown in jail for 6 months because they can't post bail?
Their kids suck up more knowledge then a person who makes 250K kid does?
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:38 AM (9tBcZ)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
The crazy part of the early ONT was, despite the efforts of some, the thread was On Topic for some value near 400 posts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)
Is that a thing?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 22, 2019 06:39 AM (dm05u)
Do the millionaires use more of the infrastructure?
No matter how much you make or have, you get one vote.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:39 AM (X3lUd)
That saves me a step, as I was to take them down today anyway because my sparrow trap is coming by post. That will be the only thing with feed.
Gonna get rid of some of those 'air-rats'.
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:40 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)
Does that mean we need more Yoko??
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:40 AM (9tBcZ)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:41 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 06:41 AM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The same at the place I worked for. The upper management would receive bonuses for saving money. They would nickel and dime every thing they could find. They didn't care that they were making the product less attractive. They got their bonus and moved on.
The didn't care. They figured they would be either gone to another job or moved up to corporate
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:42 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colin
Did you try pushing or pulling on the door?
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
Well, random youtube videos in one way and, luckily, there is a site for that!
(link goes to 538, where I found this site)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2e6hqpf
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (WoSlu)
Well, you have some time for the knowledge of an own-goal to get out. I will pray for some common sense in the upper management.
⏣ Shakes my head. ⏣
And a competitor would be very wise to head-hunt you. Your skill set is critical for continuous patent coverage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac
Man, if I could play harmonica, that's a good opening blues line
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:44 AM (8ikIW)
Mr. Buffett! Welcome. Here, have some coffee.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:46 AM (WoSlu)
Do the millionaires use more of the infrastructure?
Eat more of the public schools free meals?
Get arrested and thrown in jail for 6 months because they can't post bail?
Their kids suck up more knowledge then a person who makes 250K kid does?
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)
Love this
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 22, 2019 06:46 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
Studying engineering, all outside doors open out, in case of an emergency.....With big EXIT signs over the door..../sarc
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:46 AM (9tBcZ)
Whew...found the sweet spot
Posted by: Bruce
Didja ever think you'd be glad that you're not a millionaire ?
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:46 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: JT
The problem is, first they came for the millionaires.....
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:48 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)
It is just a catchy word like hoarders, capitalist, or profiteers.
It is meant to distract the average uneducated idiot into believing that collecting more taxes is the problem. WHEN IT IS SPENDING!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Pro tip: When they realize they cut too deep and ask you back, agree on one term:
You come back as a contractor at 3x the pay with a guaranteed term. (Whatever you need to bridge you to retirement)
Been there, saw it. My corp went thru a massive headcount reduction. Cut everywhere.
About a month later realized, oh shit.
Burned bridges can be rebuilt.
Construction costs are a lot higher.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:49 AM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:49 AM (9tBcZ)
To Hitler.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 06:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Can't be spending. They went over the budget THRICE!
Still couldn't find one dollar to cut. In fact, more money is needed.
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
I'm sorry to hear this, and pray that everything works out for the best for you.
seconded
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:50 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: Colin
Except private residences.
They open inwards for fire & police.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (VtwaX)
Kill then all and distribute their wealth and everyone gets about $1200.
Then what do you do next year?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin
Didn't they have a room full of women that did all the calculations?
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Kingsnake at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (3JbJY)
Posted by: JT
The problem is, first they came for the millionaires.....
Posted by: Bruce
And in the end, they were mugging bums.
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Colin
Didn't they have a room full of women that did all the calculations?
Posted by: Bruce
One woman. It was a Costner movie.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:53 AM (LA2U/)
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce
One woman. It was a Costner movie.
Posted by: rickb223
Did she have nice elbows ?
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:54 AM (lCxNP)
They open inwards for fire police.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:51 AM (VtwaX)
As you find out at 4am when the FBI comes for you and your wife....
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 06:54 AM (9tBcZ)
Posted by: Colin
Didn't they have a room full of women that did all the calculations?
Posted by: Bruce
One woman. It was a Costner movie.
Hidden Figures.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 06:54 AM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2019 06:55 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:55 AM (LA2U/)
Time for work preps.
May the horde be blessed. Let a door open to a field under a rainbow, brooks babbling, birdsong and psithurism filling the silence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2019 06:55 AM (u82oZ)
Warren Martin Hern
ha!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:56 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2019 06:57 AM (2fZ2e)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:58 AM (lCxNP)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:52 AM (lCxNP)
SS Taxes
Soda Taxes
Cig Taxes
Gas Taxes
Tampon Taxes
All hurt the poor but sure are popular.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 06:59 AM (lCxNP)
Why you laugh at me?
Posted by: Gerry Nadler's Enormous Man Gunt at May 22, 2019 07:01 AM (pNxlR)
https://dailycaller.com/2019/05/21/npr-style-guide-abortion-planned-parenthood-fixed/
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 07:03 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 07:03 AM (lLeln)
My favorite movie character? Hmmm.
It's either Fat Bastard or Jabba the Hutt, but if you force me to choose, Fat Bastard.
Posted by: Gerry Nadler's Enormous Man Gunt at May 22, 2019 07:04 AM (pNxlR)
Yet, if you told them some magical ancient non-white culture had done in it in 1200 BC, they'd probably believe it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:04 AM (oVJmc)
The didn't care. They figured they would be either gone to another job or moved up to corporate
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:42 AM (8ikIW) "
That seems to be the driving force behind about 85% of all decision making In These Troubled Times, don'tcha think ?
Or is that figure optimistically low ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 22, 2019 07:05 AM (isI7q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)
I thought that was a new clothing line being sold in women's fashion stores. Maternity blouses that have a draw string to turn them into regular clothing when the baby is removed for good....
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 07:05 AM (9tBcZ)
Posted by: Gerry Nadler's Enormous Man Gunt at May 22, 2019 07:07 AM (pNxlR)
the Electoral College" bill passed. Nevada has a Democrat governor.
These people are crazy, but thankfully, the Constitution isn't amended
this way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 06:53 AM
---
Still leaves those idiots 68 short of when the suicide pact kicks in.
Plus when Trump wins the "popular" vote next year look for a bunch of these States to quickly back track on their pledge.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 07:07 AM (JUOKG)
Yet, if you told them some magical ancient non-white culture had done in it in 1200 BC, they'd probably believe it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:04 AM (oVJmc) "
Word.
G'mornin' Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 22, 2019 07:07 AM (isI7q)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 07:08 AM (ePLen)
Posted by: Colin
=====
Did you try pushing or pulling on the door?
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 06:43 AM
It could be the Midvale School for the Gifted Engineers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2019 07:09 AM (uL22A)
Ask them how we designed computers without computers.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:11 AM (oVJmc)
National Conservation, Prog style.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:12 AM (XK8Ce)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 07:13 AM (Jad4y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:13 AM (XK8Ce)
Thank goodness I was at the gym last night and when I got home I was tired and I immediately fell asleep so I didn't have to endure this.
I dreamed that I was Dorothy in Munchkinland, except that the Munchkins all were Sliders. Hundreds upon hundreds of sliders.
I was ravenous (but when am I not?). Poor little fuckers never had a chance ...
Posted by: Gerry Nadler's Enormous Man Gunt at May 22, 2019 07:14 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Funny, they don't like it so much when it gets turned back on 'em, like seems to be happening with abortion...
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 07:14 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:15 AM (XK8Ce)
Wow.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 07:16 AM (LA2U/)
Wow.
It does take some originality to rip of the hosts comedy routine and do it in front of her. Or maybe she's dumb.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:17 AM (XK8Ce)
And where have they been hiding all these years?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:18 AM (oVJmc)
That fat bastard, Nadler, hasn't been here looking for me, has he?
Posted by: Completely Unredacted Mueller Report's Dangly Bits at May 22, 2019 07:20 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 07:20 AM (LA2U/)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 22, 2019 07:21 AM (ceIDk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 07:21 AM (yQpMk)
The word "sophism" comes to mind.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 07:24 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:27 AM (O/fo2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 07:27 AM (yQpMk)
And Trump has a very good case to respond with LOL GF!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2019 07:29 AM (XK8Ce)
Why is Tillerson secretly meeting with the House Foreign Affairs committee?
Because he's a snake?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 07:29 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2019 07:31 AM (0R8lP)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at May 22, 2019 07:55 AM (RLiOt)
Posted by: Mark in Sandy Ut at May 22, 2019 08:05 AM (DTI8p)
Lesson learned: Don't ask questions (Would MH do an all Yoko Ono ONT post?) that you aren't sure you want the answers to.
Posted by: Harry's Not Here at May 22, 2019 08:30 AM (pX3/b)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:44 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 03:51 PM (BbGew)
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