Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/20/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Should we call it ‘Polar Vortex baby?’ It was a long, cold winter in Wisconsin and I have a cute husband,” “What can I do?” Rachel-Campos Duffy


Quote II

I understand the problems in incarcerating large numbers of people. I understand the politics and how easy it is to make a social issue out of this if we hold them. But what I don't understand is why the laws apply to citizens but non-citizens especially illegal aliens don't have to face consequences of breaking our laws. I don't understand why it is I have to fill out an I-9 to get a job and only certain state or federal ID is satisfactory and illegals have zero requirements in fact the government goes out of their way to make it easier for them. I don't understand why the TSA can make me take my clothes off and feel me and my family up at the airport but 100,000 non-citizens from god knows where can cross our border freely, get a hot meal, an airplane ride to U.S. cities and a briefing on how to apply for welfare and housing. WTF is wrong with my government??? Commenter from Maggiesfarm


Quote III

It’s to a point where it’s almost embarrassing. But I love the PGA, and I’m a past champion. There’s no way I could walk it. But I feel like I belong to play since I’m a past champion, and I just feel obligated. I really want to play. Trust me, if I could walk, I would walk,” John Daly


Quote IV

“Sports betting without question has provided a major boost to the local economy, and we believe this excitement will translate into increased revenue and tourism throughout the summer,” Caesars Entertainment regional president Kevin Ortzman


Quote V

I'm a definite, determined, and devoted pro-choice fundamental Baptist! I believe that a woman has a right, responsibility, and requirement to choose: a choice to keep her knees together or rear a child. That personal, practical, and profound choice would solve most of the abortion problems. Don Boys


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We should have picked our own cotton rayon.

Oh, my word! Angry and offended about the racial undertones of a teacher planting cotton?!?

I grew up in Northwest Florida, the Panhandle. The area where I lived and went to school had quite a few cotton farms. In fact, many of my ancestors on my dad's side were sharecroppers in lower Alabama, picking cotton in the fields for a subsistent wage. While I knew that slaves had picked cotton, I never thought of picking cotton as an activity exclusively (or even mostly) associated with slavery. Neither did my teachers.


So that dude Mike selling the Giza cotton sheets is a racist?


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Sexual Politics? I'm so glad I'm 29, when men were men and women were women.

OK, let’s talk about “no trans” dating preferences, a recent fixation in sexual politics that often ends up in transphobic and abusive conversations.

Take, for example, a recent video by LGBTQ commentators Arielle Scarcella and Blaire White, which argued that lesbians are not transphobic if they are only attracted to cisgender women.

Trans feminists and YouTube personalities, such as Riley J. Dennis and Contrapoints, have been arguing for some time that a lack of sexual attraction to trans folks is, to some degree, shaped by societal prejudices and stereotypes. As a PhD student in sociology and a trans feminist, I am concerned about how the debate has misrepresented trans critics and led to attacks on trans feminists and activists.


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Why would we like to advance voting in elections via the internet?

The US Department of Justice claims that Mr Golestan "fraudulently" won control of the net addresses by using many different shell companies. It alleges that he created websites for fake companies and invented the names of the people who purportedly ran them as part of his scheme. Mr [Amir] Golestan was charged with 20 counts of wire fraud in a US court this week. He has yet to respond to a BBC request for comment. The net addresses were handed over to Mr Golestan by the American Registry of Internet Numbers (Arin) - one of several regional administrators that dole out the few remaining addresses. It is claimed they were then resold allowing him to cash in.


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Thinking about getting a new tattoo? You may want to think twice about that.

Sorry tattoo lovers, it looks like you might want to wait a few months before getting a new tattoo! The Food and Drug Administration has announced the recall of six types of tattoo inks, that are said to be contaminated with dangerous bacteria. The tattoo inks, made by different manufacturers, are contaminated with microorganisms that can lead to serious injuries and can increase the risk of infection. This since the skin barrier is broken during any procedure.


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Being a practicing Lutheran, I've been to many a potluck but have never seen a Jello salad like this.


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The DNA results reveal what we thought all along. Illegal immigrant kids are being used as pawns in the game of illegal immigration.


A DHS pilot program using rapid DNA testing at the border has found that nearly a third of Adults bringing kids across the border weren’t biologically related to the children in their custody. We’re not talking about step-parents, adoptive parents, etc., it is all about kids being used as a tool to get across the border.

Per the Washington Examiner, an ICE official told them, “There’s been some concern about, ‘Are they stepfathers or adopted fathers?'” the official said. “Those were not the case. In these cases, they are misrepresented as family members.”


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Amazon continues with its goal for one day delivery.

Amazon Quietly Did Something Extraordinary To Speed Up Deliveries. It's Both Brilliant and Very Sad
It takes a certain sort of mind to conjure something like this.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 20 May 1946
Cherilyn Sarkasian, (Cher), American singer and actress, one-half of the folk rock husband-wife duo Sonny & Cher who had the 1965 UK & US No.1 single 'I Got You Babe'. She became a television personality in the 1970s with her shows The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour, watched by over 30 million viewers weekly during its three-year run. Solo hits include the 1991 UK No.1 single 'The Shoop Shoop Song', 1998 UK No.1 & 1999 US No.1 single 'Believe', plus over 15 other UK Top 40 singles. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Even our neighbors to the north have Genius Award Winners.

Jessie Dean Kowalchuk has been transported back to Kamloops from Edmonton to face a judge for three charges of breach of probation stemming from three separate files in 2015.

Last December, Kowalchuk saw his photo being circulated by Kamloops media outlet CFJC Today as part of a weekly Most Wanted segment, said Kamloops RCMP spokesperson Cpl. Jodi Shelkie.

He then sent a direct message on Facebook to CFJC Today.

"News flash morons: I'm in Edmonton and not coming back," said Kowalchuk in part of his message, which was given to CBC by the RCMP.


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Back the blue. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

The Sunnyvale Department of Public Safety posted the story on their Facebook page.

This is what they wrote:

"On Monday evening, several of our officers responded to a medical call at a residence in Sunnyvale.

After treating the patient, the officers discovered that his wheelchair ramp was in need of some major repairs."

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)

2 First!!! I did it!!

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (ta49A)

3 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (CLcKT)

4 I coulda been a contender!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (wYseH)

5 Good evening all!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (IfYaq)

6 I've never been so disappointed in my life.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (ta49A)

7 Oh yes, finally!!!

Hi Honey, I'm home!

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)

8 Sponge!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (TZU1B)

9 Top 10?!

Posted by: biancaneve at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (hkMx0)

10 How punctual!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (438dO)

11 This new "Feldgrau" theme is so... Posh!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (CLcKT)

12
Hmm. Interesting!

Posted by: Spun & Murky at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (4DCSq)

13 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

14 ESPN President: "Without question our data tells [sic] us our fans do not want us to cover politics," Pitaro said.

Wut? Both of them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (if8r4)

15 Thanks for the ONT.

You interrupted a riveting boob conversation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0MVr3)

16 June Gloom hits even the ONT...

the Solar Minimum is truly upon us!!!!

we're all gonna die, but at least it's NOT by "boola-boola", so we have that going for us.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (TZU1B)

17 7 Oh yes, finally!!!

Hi Honey, I'm home!
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)

Yay & Woot-Woot!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

18 2 First!!! I did it!!
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (ta49A)


No. The Russians hacked the thread.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (if8r4)

19 15 Thanks for the ONT.

You interrupted a riveting boob conversation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0MVr3)


A) You're welcome
2) Life isn't fair.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

20 Well done, ALH. According to the ancient custom that I just now made up, you get to call the thread winner tonight.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ta49A)

21 That jello salad?

My DIL's mother makes that exact same one. I kid you not.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

22 Feel good story about The Guy In The Chair?


....

You know Ray was faking it for the bennies, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ct55T)

23 MOOT!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

24 Trust me, if I could walk, I would walk,

If you're not walking, you're not playing. You're simply at a driving range. I have no patience for this type of bullshit.

Posted by: The Notorious RBG at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Zo1XC)

25 23 MOOT!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

Stop the attorney talk!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

26 Amazon truly will own the world one day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:08 PM (pUDQf)

27 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

28 God, how I hate that song, I got You Babe..
Once a month, a bunch of us old band mates gather to support an old friend who runs karaoke at the American Legion..
It draws a nice crowd and I'm sure the local does well on the bar tab those nights..
But.. the amateurs (I'm a professional singer whose early married life only made the rent with my gig money in addition to my day job salary) seem to gravitate to I Got You Babe in incredible numbers with incredibly bad duos of singers!
It's still a fun night out.. but we groan when that song comes on!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 10:10 PM (438dO)

29 If we're lucky, it will just be a Dalton Minimum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 10:10 PM (3hr5B)

30 You interrupted a riveting boob conversation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0MVr3)

We're all boobs here.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

31 A) You're welcome
2) Life isn't fair.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

Now we have to start all over again!

Oh well.

Yvette in CLUE is a prime example of great clothed boobage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:11 PM (0MVr3)

32 How many kids is this for the Duffy's? Eight? Nine? Dayum.. we all know what those two like to do. When do they find the time?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

33 29 If we're lucky, it will just be a Dalton Minimum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 10:10 PM (3hr5B)

*kicks Hrothgar in the face*

Roadhouse.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

34 Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (EfMCv

Shame too. We had just gotten to honorable mention for best nipples.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)

35 28 God, how I hate that song, I got You Babe..

The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

36 Amazon truly will own the world one day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA...........
They own my garage!
Tomorrow is trash day and I just spent an hour out there breaking down Amazon shipping boxes from the last 4-5 months.. 30 boxes, I think!
Yeah.. I shoulda done this every week instead of letting them pile up.. but geeez!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (438dO)

37 . . . but we groan when that song comes on!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
________

Understandable. They all probably yearn to do "The Look" by Roxette but the guy says "Honey, you so totally look great in that dress, but I have to be honest, you don't have the pipes for that song."

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ta49A)

38 *clicks on ONT, veers off to documentary on the Franklin expedition*

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

39 Cray-Cray Rosanna Arquette had a nice pair.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (EfMCv)

40 That Jell-O dish is teh gheyest thing I've seen this evening...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (CLcKT)

41 34 Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (EfMCv

Shame too. We had just gotten to honorable mention for best nipples.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)

I would actually have to give the nod for that one to the blond police officer in Police Academy...3? The jump into the pool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (0MVr3)

42 The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)


God yes.. I hate both of them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

43 Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

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https://tinyurl.com/y5puvrqp

https://tinyurl.com/y3p5zrj8

https://tinyurl.com/y4qaux6t

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Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (0Ntuf)

44 I'll be honest, I purposely make every attempt to buy locally, avoiding amazon. I do not want to live in a town where there are no stores, just Starbucks and nail salons.

I even cancelled Prime because eff Jeff. Asshole bought a newspaper just to shit on conservatives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

45 Remember the photo of the granny with the loaf of bread and the handgun from a couple of nights ago? I think she embroidered that saying in the bottom photo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

46 A lame remake of "I Got You Babe" is used on a commercial in heavy rotation here, and it is awful.

On their show, it seemed to me as a kid that Cher thought Sonny was a shmuck. But they think highly of him in Palm Springs for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (EZebt)

47 'It's a vagina, not a clown car!'

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (SMd3b)

48 The cloud / sunshine photo that looked like Jesus taken in Argentina is awesome assuming it was not photoshopped. Actually there have been 4 or 5 of these type of photos all over the world these past few months.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (2DOZq)

49 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

Top notch jewelry maker and music fan.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

50 Kudos to the Sunnyvale cops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (7njPr)

51 40 That Jell-O dish is teh gheyest thing I've seen this evening...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (CLcKT)

I'd agree if I had not read your comment in the last thread about dogs.

j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:15 PM (0MVr3)

52 Jacqueline Bisset.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:16 PM (EfMCv)

53 More Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2fc2n8b

https://tinyurl.com/y6lv3732

https://tinyurl.com/y4ueks8y

https://tinyurl.com/y53p9ts6

https://tinyurl.com/y4yqecrl

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:16 PM (0Ntuf)

54 I would actually have to give the nod for that one to the blond police officer in Police Academy...3? The jump into the pool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (0MVr3)


Good one, but Anniston really broke ground on the nipple front. She never wore a padded bra and always asked that the set be 68 degrees.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:17 PM (pUDQf)

55 Adrian Barbeau.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:17 PM (EfMCv)

56 G'nite! We'll Uber out to DIA way pre-dawn and hope they'll not CX our flight back to FL. It's snowing and they're CXing flights right now.

Ain't climate armageddon great?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 10:18 PM (5+4v7)

57 Well-armed Woman #5b is poised to have an ND...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:18 PM (CLcKT)

58 Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (0Ntuf)

A surprising number of those lasses have decent trigger discipline. I'm impressed.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

59 The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Yummy, yummy, yummy, I have love in my tummy.

*Retch*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:19 PM (Y4EXg)

60 Joan Collins!

Just to get that one out there....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 10:19 PM (S6Pax)

61 r.i.p. niki lauda.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

62 ESPN President: "Without question our data tells [sic] us our fans do not want us to cover politics," Pitaro said.

That guy is so fired. You never look at data, you *produce* the data and badger everyone into believing it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 10:20 PM (TQyCa)

63 Aww shucks MH.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

64
The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour, watched by over 30 million viewers weekly during its three-year run.

That's a lotta eyeballs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (aKsyK)

65 *clicks on ONT, veers off to documentary on the Franklin expedition*
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

Spoiler: they all died. There's some speculation that lead poisoning caused by solder used to seal the tin cans that they had for winter rations may have contributed.

A Stan Rogers song that relates to it:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (7njPr)

66 Nice ONT MH. And I hate Cher with a thousand suns but that video was a jaw dropper that this teenager (at the time) watched repeatedly.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (+ldAm)

67 60 Joan Collins!

Just to get that one out there....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 10:19 PM (S6Pax)

Edith Keeler Must Die

Posted by: Spock at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)

68 Pete Buttagig looks like a middle manager at Franklin Covey Motivational Training.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (SMd3b)

69 The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


"Having my baby."


Cringeworthy.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

70 69: quoted for truth. fucking awful.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (KP5rU)

71 25 23 MOOT!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

Stop the attorney talk!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

72 Sonny and Cher are forever etched in Hollywood history for Groundhog Day alone.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

73 66 Nice ONT MH. And I hate Cher with a thousand suns but that video was a jaw dropper that this teenager (at the time) watched repeatedly.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2019 10:21 PM (+ldAm


Not a fan here either. But, the music history was sparse. And I figure those 2 videos would garner some commentary.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

74 The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women

I will gladly take those off your hands. Here, have We Are The World as payment...

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (jOEDM)

75 Haven't the tranny brigade already tried the 'let's force straight men to not sexually discriminate against us or else' angle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (pUDQf)

76 >>The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women


I'll take both on alternating repeat as long as I NEVER hear Wild Horses or Angie, ever again.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (488xF)

77 Wow Yankees come all the way back. 4 in the ninth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (Y+V3r)

78 Hmmm, worst song of all time?

Either DOA or 'Daddy, please don't go.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (0MVr3)

79
You're not the boss of me!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)


Well SOMEBODY needs to be!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

80 Say, did that jello salad have a face-sized spider suspended in it?

Posted by: Meat-eating Australian spider at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (kQ8nA)

81 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

82 Damn, the Rolling Stones had some shitty songs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

83 >>Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever?


Any song Bob Dylan is singing will do.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (488xF)

84 LadyL
Nurse will take care of Insomniac.
I suspect bossing will be done. Gently and kindly.
She and Mark ran the MoMe really well.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (5U303)

85 Before Cher opened her political pie hole, I thought she was pretty talented. Even liked her in Moonstruck and that silly movie with the conjoined brothers.

And the Turn Back Time video. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (pUDQf)

86 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?

Yes, jump on in.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

87 I had forgotten how bad "Angie" was.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)

88 81 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)


Yes. I'm seeing some beauts mentioned here.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

89 Hey everybody.

I've been reading a series at the music site Stereogum called The Number Ones, where a writer is reviewing every Billboard #1 song from 1958 to the present. 1 is the worst, 10 is the best.

The writer, Tom Breihan, just gave a 1 to Ray Steven's hit from 1974, The Streak. I gotta say, I agree with Tom. But then 1974 seems to have borne a bumper crop of not-so-great tunes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

90 I'm not Julie, my name is Lisa.

I hope the person that wrote/sang that died broke.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (kRPTw)

91 God, how I hate that song, I got You Babe..


I think everyone, especially musicians have that *one* song that they can't stand.

I have one friend (bass player) that will walk out of the venue if "Mustang Sally" is played.

A steel guitar player friend absolutely loathes "Sweet Home Alabama".

For me, it's "Love Shack".

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (OMsf+)

92 Drunk ass me is now in the yard watching m'doggie doing zoomies.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (JgA4k)

93 The Sonny and Cher Variety show was pretty good from what I can remember as a 10 or 11 year old.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (2DOZq)

94 We can haz ONT?


Western civilimization may not be dead, yo.

Posted by: Miklos, incoherent aspiring Miklos at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

95
75 Haven't the tranny brigade already tried the 'let's force straight men to not sexually discriminate against us or else' angle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (pUDQf)


Date us -- we're hawt!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (pNxlR)

96 Damn, the Rolling Stones had some shitty songs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM


So didn't The Beatles... To wit: 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road'!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (CLcKT)

97 >>The writer, Tom Breihan, just gave a 1 to Ray Steven's hit from 1974, The Streak. I gotta say, I agree with Tom. But then 1974 seems to have borne a bumper crop of not-so-great tunes...


They got a running start in 1973.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (488xF)

98 76 >>The song I hate the most? It's a toss up between Brown Sugar and Honky Tonk Women


I'll take both on alternating repeat as long as I NEVER hear Wild Horses or Angie, ever again.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:24 PM (488xF)


The first band my brother was in the lead guitarist was big Stones fan, B.S. and HTW were practiced over and over and over and over and over again.

I would have settled for Angie or Gimme Shelter or Jumpin Jack Flash

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

99 I just wanted to check on the rules. Because the worst song is 'What's Up' by 4 Non Blondes. Nothing comes close.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx)

100 Errr, so DID The Beatles!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (CLcKT)

101 84 LadyL
Nurse will take care of Insomniac.
I suspect bossing will be done. Gently and kindly.
She and Mark ran the MoMe really well.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (5U303)


Nurse will make an excellent boss!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

102 garrett, true. But some great songs came out that year too, just like in 1974.

For instance, I love Ringo Starr's Photograph and David Bowie's Rebel Rebel...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)

103 Angie is the fucking worst of the worst.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (488xF)

104 For me, it's "Love Shack".
Posted by: Bert G

Chicks like to dance to that.

So extra points.

Posted by: Miklos, tin roof rusted at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

105 Brown Sugar has seriously straight-up racist lyrics, from what I've heard.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)

106 There's plenty of garbage on the radio today. Any pop channel is full of it. The list of 'worst songs' is ever expanding.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (pUDQf)

107 90 I'm not Julie, my name is Lisa.

I hope the person that wrote/sang that died broke.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (kRPTw)

Or with a baseball bat up their ass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

108 Tony Basil - Mickey is up there.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (488xF)

109 81 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

Rebecca Black, Friday

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

110 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

That would be a toss-up between the "ooga-chucka" version of "Hooked on a Feeling" and "Little Drummer Boy".

Oddly enough, there is an alternate version of "Hooked on a Feeling", sans ooga-chucka, that is an OK pop song. And there is an instrumental version of Drummer Boy that is quite acceptable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (7njPr)

111 83. I don't like Dylan's voice. I know the Man in Black dug him, but... no

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (SMd3b)

112 105 Brown Sugar has seriously straight-up racist lyrics, from what I've heard.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)

Well then listen to "Some Girls"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

113
Total ... eclipse ... of the ... heart

* flips big hair *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

114 Zettai, Paul McCartney admits that song was pretty much just a toss-off.

I don't love it, but MAN, Paul could do an incredible Little Richard/Screamin' Joe Hawkins impression...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (miE9U)

115 86 Worst song - any song, by anyone, ever? Is that the question?

Yes, jump on in.
Posted by: Jewells45
----------
Hey Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine,
You blow my mind

Ugh....
Hey Mickey
Hey Mickey

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (+ldAm)

116
Damn, the Rolling Stones had some shitty songs.

So didn't The Beatles... To wit: 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road'!


When you have a kajillion songs some of them have to be duds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (aKsyK)

117 ELO had some god awful songs, too.


Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (488xF)

118 101 84 LadyL
Nurse will take care of Insomniac.
I suspect bossing will be done. Gently and kindly.
She and Mark ran the MoMe really well.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (5U303)


Nurse will make an excellent boss!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

I think she'll be the first to tell you I'm rather incorrigible.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

119 Drums beatin' cold English blood runs hot...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (CLcKT)

120 garrett, I actually enjoy the Spanish version of Mickey a little more than the English version. :-)

MisHum, I don't doubt it. The Stones were very unPC throughout so much of their career.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (miE9U)

121 Worst song ever: that three-hankie country music holiday song about the boy tryin' to buy shoes for his mama for Christmas but she's dying, he's dying, somebody's dying.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (kQ8nA)

122 Mmm Bop by Hanson.

So. Horrible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)

123 87 I had forgotten how bad "Angie" was.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Y4EXg)


That was the first song I slow-danced to with my husband-to-be.

I remember thinking "this will NOT be 'our song.'"

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

124 93 The Sonny and Cher Variety show was pretty good from what I can remember as a 10 or 11 year old.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Watching reruns of the show makes me sad for Chastity. I always wonder how much her mother's f**ked up behavior affected her development.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

125 Oddly enough, there is an alternate version of "Hooked on a Feeling", sans ooga-chucka, that is an OK pop song. And there is an instrumental version of Drummer Boy that is quite acceptable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (7njPr)

Johnny Cash, IIRC, did a version of Little Drummer Boy where he flat out refused to say 'Pah rhump a pum pump.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (0MVr3)

126 Or with a baseball bat up their ass.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)


lol!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

127 75 Haven't the tranny brigade already tried the 'let's force straight men to not sexually discriminate against us or else' angle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:23 PM (pUDQf)

I suspect that people who lop off their own genitals are not quitters. Now, some of the guys are going to have to take one for the team and enjoy a night with Mz. Hadcock.

I nominate the gays.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (jp0Bv)

128 aww.. you guys I worked out to Mickey for years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

129 Worst song ever: that three-hankie country music holiday song about the boy tryin' to buy shoes for his mama for Christmas but she's dying, he's dying, somebody's dying.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:31 PM (kQ8nA)


That one's bluebell's favorite.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (t+qrx)

130 AOP, I love BJ Thomas' version of Hooked On A Feeling from 1968. It actually had a cowbell! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

131
I think she'll be the first to tell you I'm rather incorrigible.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)


I'm sure she has a way of dealing with that.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

132 Blaire White is transgender, M to F. I haven't listened to her Youtube channel for awhile, but she's already stirred up controversy because she is against transition for children (I think under 1. Riley Dennis is...interesting, also M to F. The TERF controversy isn't going away, it seems.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (JK7Jw)

133 Jewells: ooo! ooo! Pics!! I wanna see you in a leotard! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

134 Or with a baseball bat up their ass.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Now we see the Misanthropic inherent in the system!

Posted by: Miklos, posing with the Slovenian Girls Softball Team at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

135 In the church world, anything by Bill Gaither sucks Beelzebub's ballsack.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

136 you light up my life makes me want to become a serial killer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

137 Worst song ever? 'Layla'. There, I said it. Right behind that is 'Hey, Jude'.

Didn't anyone take the 'how to write the end of a song' course?

Posted by: RickZ at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (Y8PSl)

138 Does N. Lurker need an intervention?

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (SMd3b)

139 The writer, Tom Breihan, just gave a 1 to Ray Steven's hit from 1974, The Streak. I gotta say, I agree with Tom. But then 1974 seems to have borne a bumper crop of not-so-great tunes...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

Ray Stevens writes novelty songs. They are funny. They were never intended to be played over and over again in constant rotation. And Ray is a conservative, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (7njPr)

140 The Bing and Bowie version of Little Drummer Boy sucked copious amounts of donkey balls. Even more so than the other versions.

Made me want to shoot myself. Merry *$%#!!ing Christmas.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (Y4EXg)

141 I think I need to Attend one of those mimone events.

But realize I've been drinking.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (JgA4k)

142 No one did Little Drummer Boy better than Bob Segar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)

143 France by Bob Weir

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (PUmDY)

144 138 Does N. Lurker need an intervention?
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (SMd3b)

The puppy will take care of it if need be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (0MVr3)

145 I think I need to Attend one of those mimone events.

But realize I've been drinking.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (JgA4k)


Will you be sober enough to drive by the first week of June?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (t+qrx)

146 RickZ, the drawn-out-ness of Layla kind of makes sense. You have to go through a nasty split with a woman you're totally infatuated with, to go through it...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (miE9U)

147 That should be under 18

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (JK7Jw)

148 you light up my life makes me want to become a serial killer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

THIS. Gah.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (kRPTw)

149 I think she'll be the first to tell you I'm rather incorrigible.
Posted by: Insomniac

Sure. But does she have a sister?

Posted by: Mail Order Bride Miklos at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

150 Worst song evah?

Billy, Don't Be a Hero.

Anything by Gilbert O'Sullivan. Sheesh, what a whiner.

Saturday Night by the Bay City Roller Derby Queens. (They were supposed to be the next Beatles. They wound up lasting about 18 months.)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (HaL55)

151 you light up my life makes me want to become a serial killer.

I second that emotion.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

152 >>France by Bob Weir


That is a giant turd. As is Corina.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (488xF)

153 135. Gaither seems phony

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (SMd3b)

154 Rebecca Black, Friday

Posted by: Insomniac
________

So says conventional wisdom, which is dead-on correct in this case.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)

155 AOP, my fave Ray Stevens song is his 1975 country cover of "Misty," which he played straight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

156 Insom, I think you've only begun to find out about our little sharpshooter.
Let us know if you live.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (5U303)

157 Worst song. I was going to say anything by the Smiths but Morrisey is getting crap for allegedly being right wing so they're off my worst music list. I think that's how the Left makes their judgements right so why not?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (2DOZq)

158 Total ... eclipse ... of the ... heart

* flips big hair *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (pNxlR)


Mullets with Headlights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (aS1PU)

159 (Boogie nights, boogie nights, boogie nights)
Ain't no doubt we are here to party
(Boogie nights)
Come on now got to get it started
Dance with the boogie get down
(Dance with the boogie get down)
'Cause boogie nights are always the best in town

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

160 Chicks like to dance to that.



So extra points.



I hate it because one of the Company Commanders when I was going through boot camp at Orlando had a looped tape of the song. He'd play it and use it to pace us getting "cycled" (aka "smoked"). You'd hate the song too, if it reminded you of 45 minutes to an hour long sessions of pushups, sit ups, dead cockroaches, hello dollies, eight count body builders, running in place while holding a full sea bag in front of you, etc. done to that damned song.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (OMsf+)

161 i like the looks of that jello salad.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (DGS6j)

162 Picasso Moon is another stinker. I have grown to tolerate Corinna.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (PUmDY)

163 I think I need to Attend one of those mimone events.

But realize I've been drinking.
Posted by: Northernlurker


One must prepare, my son.

Posted by: Sensei Miklos at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

164 Jewells: ooo! ooo! Pics!! I wanna see you in a leotard! ;-)

lol..I may have been able to carry it off a few years back. Damn, I was in such great shape. Then the arthritis hit. I'm lucky if I can get out of bed in the morning these days.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (dUJdY)

165 We Built this City

gag

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (Y4EXg)

166 Can't resist, you don't like How Soon Is Now?!

I can understand disliking the Smiths, but HSIN is incredible IMHO. It was grunge, almost 10 years before anyone ever heard of Nirvana, and sounded like *nothing else* on the radio when it came out in 1984. Yes the lyrics are annoying, but they're easy to ignore IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (miE9U)

167 117 ELO had some god awful songs, too.


Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (488xF

Every single one of them.

And the Moody Blues, **SPITS**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

168
Ray Stevens writes novelty songs. They are funny. They were never intended to be played over and over again in constant rotation. And Ray is a conservative, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I wonder what that critic thinks of Ahab the Arab?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (aKsyK)

169 Hey Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine,
You blow my mind


At least Weird Al did a good parody of it...

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

170 I'm a definite, determined, and devoted pro-choice fundamental Baptist! I believe that a woman has a right, responsibility, and requirement to choose: a choice to keep her knees together or rear a child. That personal, practical, and profound choice would solve most of the abortion problems.


***********

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the statement this past week by (some lefty woman but there are so many I can't keep 'em straight) that men should shut up about abortion until they all have had vasectomies a straight up admission that abortion is viewed by the Left as merely a form of birth control? Vile.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (m45I2)

171 The Horror, that was one of the first 45s I ever bought. :-)

Also the writer of that song, Rod Temperton? Became incredibly wealthy writing songs for, among others, Michael Jackson.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (miE9U)

172 I forgot about the Bay City Rollers.

KC and the Sunshine Band is another fingernails on chalk board band.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (kRPTw)

173 165 We Built this City

gag
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:36 PM (Y4EXg)

But they built this city.

They built this city.

They built this city on rock and roll!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:37 PM (0MVr3)

174 I've Got You, Babe

Name another pop song with an oboe part.

Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (w7KSn)

175 131
I think she'll be the first to tell you I'm rather incorrigible.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)


I'm sure she has a way of dealing with that.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

Nope, not taking that bait, not gonna do it...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

176 boot camp at Orlando


"laughs, but not in a nice way*

Posted by: Fort Jackson at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

177 Anka!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (Ndje9)

178 Go Now is awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (PUmDY)

179 How do determine 'the worst song" when Disco ruled the late 70's? Every one was worst than the last.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (4thlk)

180 Nope. All of these are decent choices for worst song ever.
Not even close. That hurling turd, Imagine, hands down.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (5U303)

181 Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (0MVr3)

182 Bertram, they think it's racist. (Of course.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (miE9U)

183 Blaire White is transgender, M to F. I haven't listened to her Youtube channel for awhile, but she's already stirred up controversy because she is against transition for children (I think under 1. Riley Dennis is...interesting, also M to F. The TERF controversy isn't going away, it seems.
Posted by: Lirio100 at May 20, 2019 10:32 PM (JK7Jw)

Neither of these critters is a woman, and the pronoun "she" should never be used. They are self-made freaks and counterfeits, and the best choice of pronoun for them is "it". Same pronoun we use when referring to shit, as it happens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (7njPr)

184 Kokomo

I already hated the fucking Beach Boys. Then they cough up that piece of crap!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (488xF)

185 I went to my granddaughter's dance recital this weekend.

The talent was great, but I wondered how many more decades are we going to have to watch anguished dancers writhe on the stage to "Wind Beneath My Wings."

Enough already.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

186 I really hated Huey Lewis' Heart of Rocknroll.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (pUDQf)

187 137 Worst song ever? 'Layla'. There, I said it. Right behind that is 'Hey, Jude'.

Didn't anyone take the 'how to write the end of a song' course?
Posted by: RickZ at May 20, 2019 10:33 PM (Y8PSl)

Ha The SQ didn't make his list

Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

188 Re: Ice Cream Malt Shakes from other thread.

It's true, fast food shakes are, like the brown acid at Woodstock, not specifically too good.

To take it up to the next level, add a healthy pinch of Nutmeg for each serving. Trust Me. It has to be the fresh ground stuff, the actual pod stuff. Good in cocoa too.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (SVPcU)

189 186 I really hated Huey Lewis' Heart of Rocknroll.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (pUDQ


Hmmmm. I like that song.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

190 Worst song contest? - "Feelings" by Morris Albert--

just no

Posted by: misslurk'ette at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (GDpRb)

191 It's surprising to me that the NCAA still allows a game called The Cotton Bowl. Wonder how long it will last.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (xPl2J)

192 Paul Anna did some great stuff, especially early in his career.

I *like* Diana, Lonely Boy, and the song he wrote for Tom Jones in 1971, She's A Lady.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (miE9U)

193 Try "Country Honk" instead. It's newer and improved, mit Fiddle.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (RuIsu)

194 I'm not Julie, my name is Lisa.



I hope the person that wrote/sang that died broke.



My ex-wife's name is Julie. She was absolutely furious when her first ex-husband started dating a chick named Lisa. I thought it was hilarious.

He and I wound up being pretty good friends.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (OMsf+)

195 I wonder what that critic thinks of Ahab the Arab?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Well, it Rocked the Casbah

Posted by: Miklos, for the late Joe Strummer at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

196 Rebecca Black, Friday
Posted by: Insomniac
______
So says conventional wisdom, which is dead-on correct in this case.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)


I have to give that one a bit of a pass since, as I recall, it was a "star in your own music video" present that she got for her birthday and wasn't originally meant to be inflicted on the public.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)

197 garrett, I've read Brian Wilson hates Kokomo. Probably one reason is because it's one of the very few hit Beach Boys hits that Mike Love wrote without his help.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:40 PM (miE9U)

198 Every one was worst than the last.

Ooh it's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good
Ooh I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love
Ooh I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love


It just doesn't get any better than that.

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

199 The unplugged version of Layla is insufferable.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (PUmDY)

200 I have one friend (bass player) that will walk out of the venue if "Mustang Sally" is played.

I played at a club about 15 years ago that had a "No Mustang Sally" sign next to the stage. If you started to play it, the owner would run out from behind the bar and turn off the PA. She was fast, too. Usually got it shut off before the vocals come in.


AFAIK, that song still has not been played there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

201 Damn, you guys are a touch crowd. I actually like some of the ones you all are hating on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (dUJdY)

202 Muskrat Love

more gaging

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (Y4EXg)

203 61
r.i.p. niki lauda.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

Whoa? When did he die?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (WNAuL)

204 I'm gonna throw Hanson into the ring with Nelson and my money is on Hanson.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (488xF)

205 "laughs, but not in a nice way*

Posted by: Fort Jackson


It wasn't particularly difficult. But listening to Love Shack over and over and over and over sucked.

Also, there's a reason it's called "Relaxin' at Jackson".

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (OMsf+)

206 196 Rebecca Black, Friday
Posted by: Insomniac
______
So says conventional wisdom, which is dead-on correct in this case.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)

I have to give that one a bit of a pass since, as I recall, it was a "star in your own music video" present that she got for her birthday and wasn't originally meant to be inflicted on the public.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)

Intentional or not, it was still released into the wild.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

207 i always hated the "horse with no name" song.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (DGS6j)

208 Someone pointed out that the Alyssa Milano sex strike, except for procreation, is he same position as the Catholic Church.

Can't make this stuff up.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (sy5kK)

209 That is a giant turd. As is Corina.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:34 PM (488xF)

Corrina, Corrina long predates the Grateful Dead. Or are we talking a different song here?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (7njPr)

210 Cosmic: I like Go Now a lot, but it always sounded to me like something went REALLY wrong with the recording of it when the Moodies were in the studio back in 1964.

You'll notice it has old-fashioned overmodulation, for instance. (When the recording level was set too high, you'd get this icky farting sound. Remember that?)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (miE9U)

211 *tough* not touch. I better go to bed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:42 PM (dUJdY)

212 To take it up to the next level, add a healthy pinch
of Nutmeg for each serving. Trust Me. It has to be the fresh ground
stuff, the actual pod stuff. Good in cocoa too.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 10:39 PM (SVPcU)


Nutmeg is a powerful hallucinogen, it'll make you see monsters and stuff.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (EfMCv)

213 >>i always hated the "horse with no name" song.


Gets a pass for its use on The Muppet Show.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (488xF)

214 Nope. All of these are decent choices for worst song ever.
Not even close. That hurling turd, Imagine, hands down.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (5U303)


^^^This guy gets it ^^^

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (aS1PU)

215 A personal dislike is '(When We Get) Behind Closed Doors'. I worked at a steak house/supper club the summer I got out of high school and the house band played that song every night, at least three times a night. And, yeah, everybody danced. No points for that.

Posted by: RickZ at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (Y8PSl)

216 I'm not Julie



My name is Luca
I live on the second floor

Posted by: Miklos, I admit, this is mean at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

217 "I Got You Babe"

That fucking oboe or whatever it is on that song, should have been stuffed up that guys ass. Gaaa!

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (SVPcU)

218 Actually there is a tie for worst song between The Macarena and Mambo Number 5. There is a special concentric circle in hell reserved for those responsible.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (jp0Bv)

219 203; today. kidney failure. lingering effects of the wreck that almost killed him in 1976.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

220 No worst song thread would be complete without "Shannon"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (m45I2)

221 Moonday afternoon drunkeness is, I don't know, what's the word?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (JgA4k)

222 176 boot camp at Orlando

"laughs, but not in a nice way*
Posted by: Fort Jackson
--------
There are only two locales that have boot camps you basic training slackers.

Posted by: MCRD Parris Island / MCRD San Diego at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (+ldAm)

223 I like to think that if John Lennon were still around, he'd hate Imagine too and say "I don't know what I was thinking."

I'd bet he would have updated it. Imagine Part 2, Imagine Part 3, etc etc. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (miE9U)

224 Ha. Achy Brakey Heart.

That shit was just uncalled for.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (pUDQf)

225 How dare anyone not be sexually attracted to whomever they are not attracted to!

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (4HMW8)

226
43 & 53 Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 (0Ntuf)

An excellent series of ads for firearms. But I noticce that several of the tatoos look, at first glance, like severe varicose vein outbreaks.


... and, off topic. did anyone else note that that the comic book depection of "Loopy" O-C really looks like Disney's Pocahontas? I'm surprised The Mouse isn't all over Devil's Due Comics.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (FlRtG)

227 I don't know if it's the worst song ever but that song in which Sheryl Crow goes on about how she's going to have fun in the sun and then starts lecturing other people to get off her back is pretty annoying. I mean, stop telling me about all the fun you're going to have and have your fun already.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ta49A)

228
There is no such thing as transgender. It's a made up buzzword to control your thought and speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (f1en5)

229 Another worst song ever: Whitney Houston curtailing I Will Always Love You. For months, it was everywhere. You'd couldn't drive down the street without hearing it blaring from somebody's bedroom window, no doubt while they were emoting to the lyrics.

I-ee-I-ee-I weel allllllways looooove you-ooo-ooo-ooo-owww--ee-I-ee-I OMG STFU ALREADY.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (kQ8nA)

230 Qdp, there is a really good live version on yt.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (PUmDY)

231 There are only two locales that have boot camps you basic training slackers.

Explain where the term "boot camp" comes from.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (OMsf+)

232 Caterwauling not curtailing.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (kQ8nA)

233 219
203; today. kidney failure. lingering effects of the wreck that almost killed him in 1976.

Posted by: chavez the hugo


Aw man. Monaco GP weekend is coming up too. Didn't know about the kidney failure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (WNAuL)

234 Corrina, Corrina long predates the Grateful Dead. Or are we talking a different song here?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'm thinking Big Joe Turner.

Posted by: Miklos, Monday Musicologist at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

235 I played at a club about 15 years ago that had a "No Mustang Sally" sign next to the stage. If you started to play it, the owner would run out from behind the bar and turn off the PA. She was fast, too. Usually got it shut off before the vocals come in.


AFAIK, that song still has not been played there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

What's with the "Mustang Sally" hate, anyway? It's a decent R&B tune.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (7njPr)

236

Bruce Jenner isn't a 'transgender woman.' Bruce Jenner is a man pretending to be a woman. He didn't transform into something else; he's still who he always was.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (f1en5)

237 Imagine is the Cliff Notes version of The Communist Manifesto.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (xPl2J)

238 Imagine gets my vote. Who the hell wants to imagine no country? Chaos is better? Rule of might makes right? Idiot and his crazy girlfriend/wife/mother figure.

Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (e9omi)

239 233; one tough dude. just had a lung transplant 5 months ago.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

240 218 Actually there is a tie for worst song between The Macarena and Mambo Number 5. There is a special concentric circle in hell reserved for those responsible.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (jp0Bv)

Macarena is a fair and valid point.

I thought Mambo number 5 was not bad, the first time I heard it.

We could not get out of that decade quick enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (0MVr3)

241 201 Damn, you guys are a touch crowd. I actually like some of the ones you all are hating on.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 10:41 PM (dUJdY)

You're a 'ette, we expect some emotion out of you.

Posted by: Status Quo Fan Club at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

242 No worst song thread would be complete without "Shannon"
Posted by: Muldoon

Why?


Why why why why

Posted by: Del Shannon at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

243 What's with the "Mustang Sally" hate, anyway? It's a decent R&B tune.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (7njPr)


About the worst thing I can say about it is I burned out on it from The Commitments soundtrack.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (t+qrx)

244 I have a playlist of tearjerker songs. It includes those songs of dumb teenager dying in a car race to win money to buy girlfriend a ring, and dumb teenager dying because she went back to a car stalled on railroad tracks to retrieve boyfriend's classring.
Sooo sad. sniff.

Oh, it also includes "Timothy", which was sad for Timothy who got eaten. And not in the good way.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

245 I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas. Steaming hot garbage.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

246 My name is Luca

I live on the second floor

Posted by: Miklos, I admit, this is mean at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM


Then I was garroted, and they wrapped fish in my ballistic vest...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (CLcKT)

247
Name another pop song with an oboe part.

*********

'Ow about "This Land Is My Land"?





(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (m45I2)

248 There are only two locales that have boot camps you basic training slackers.
Posted by: MCRD Parris Island / MCRD San Diego

-----

For a time, there was a sign at the main gate at MCRD Parris Island that could only be read when leaving the depot.

It read - "We hope you enjoyed your stay at MCRD Parris Island".

Laughed my ass off - but of course, I was just visiting.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (Y4EXg)

249 Mustang Sally is just overplayed, that's all.
My cringe song is My Funny Valentine.
If I never hear that again, it's fine with me.

Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (w7KSn)

250 I think this bids fair to be the worst disco song of all time.

Fortunately, in this version, a Russian comedian is playing it for laughs. (The first twenty seconds are the original song, the rest is the parody.)

https://tinyurl.com/y3wn5f7k

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

251 Ha. Achy Brakey Heart.

That shit was just uncalled for.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (pUDQf)

The shame of it is that BRC is an excellent singer and he has a couple of excellent albums. Shot Full of Love is one of them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

252 I'm thinking Big Joe Turner.
Posted by: Miklos, Monday Musicologist at May 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

I know he recorded it; got it on a CD. Don't know who wrote it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (7njPr)

253 nerdygirl, guess who wrote and performed on Timothy?

That's right: Rupert Holmes. :-)
It was his first big break, in 1971.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

254 The worst thing that Billy Ray Cyrus ever made?
Miley Cyrus. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

255 >>> I'm not Julie, my name is Lisa

is that backwards? i love jessie colter, but my favorite of hers was, "why you been gone so long"

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (DGS6j)

256 Achey Breaky dude Billy Ray Cyrus also inflicted Miley on us.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (kQ8nA)

257 Anything and everything Nickleback ever sang qualifies, I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

258 Doesn't "Walk Away Rene" have an oboe?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (Lqy/e)

259 The worst song ever? How about that tell Laura I love her thing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (JgA4k)

260 221 Moonday afternoon drunkeness is, I don't know, what's the word?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:43 PM (JgA4k)


Debauchery?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

261 We will curtail you if you start caterwauling.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (m45I2)

262 Notsothoreau, I think so.
Weird fact: No one remembers who performed it, either.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (miE9U)

263
Ooh I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

It just doesn't get any better than that.
Posted by: The Horror, The Horror...


I like this version:

https://youtu.be/0iFBXjRbVl0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (aKsyK)

264 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (EfMCv)

265 Remember when application forms said "Sex" and not "Gender"? I do and I remember wondering what they were up to when it changed.

It's "Transexual"; Please Make A Note Of It. Don't hear the word "Transvestite" anymore.

I refuse to use the word "Gay" or letters of the alphabet for homosexuals. I'm not old enough to remember when Gay was a perfectly innocent word, but it's really sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (SVPcU)

266 Weird music thing I once read: Tom Scholz based More Than A Feeling on Walk Away Renee, and Kurt Cobain based Smells Like Teen Spirit on More Than A Feeling. :-P

Uh, okay...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (miE9U)

267 I'm unfamiliar with some of the bad songs being listed here, so I can't chime in with the authority of knowledge on this topic. I guess I'm not aware of too many things. I know what I know, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (ta49A)

268 fucking rupert holmes. pure, unadulterated, shit. all of it. fuck that guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

269 264 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:50 PM (EfMCv)

No one knows a title.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (0MVr3)

270 The worst thing that Billy Ray Cyrus ever made?
Miley Cyrus. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

Well, she's Swingin'

Posted by: Miklos, about a song left coasters never heard at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

271 Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (aS1PU)

272 I'm thinking Over the Rainbow by israel Kamawhatever'ole is a lot of people's worst song but I could listen to that song on a loop.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (2DOZq)

273 Hey Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine,
You blow my mind

Ugh....
Hey Mickey
Hey Mickey

One of my class mates in college was named Mickey when this song came. He was mercilessly badgered.

Of course he one upped us by winning a super bowl ring with the 49ers.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (5q9y4)

274 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?
Posted by: davidt

----

"Songs" require a minimum of melodic content.

QED

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (Y4EXg)

275 228
There is no such thing as transgender. It's a made up buzzword to control your thought and speech.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (f1en5)


This.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

276 Anything and everything Nickleback ever sang qualifies, I think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

Living a scant 60 miles from their home town, I second that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (7njPr)

277 chavez, don't agree.
I don't like Timothy and can understand if you're sick of the Pina Colada song, but I have his Partners In Crime album and IMHO it's pretty good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (miE9U)

278 236

Bruce Jenner isn't a 'transgender woman.' Bruce Jenner is a man pretending to be a woman. He didn't transform into something else; he's still who he always was.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 10:46 PM (f1en5)

I'm sticking to my theory that Bruce got hold of some of the 1970's finest livestock steroids and messed up his endocrine system beyond all recognition.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (jp0Bv)

279 The song that makes me dive for the off knob is "Hey Ya" by Outkast. It goes on forever, and that synth "dink dink dink dink dink" is beyond annoying. The fucking noise pollution goes on forever too, I think it's one of those DJ bathroom break songs.

16 year old song and it's STILL played regularly


Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (0Ntuf)

280 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?


********

I doubt if anyone can actually name one of her "songs". I certainly can't.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (m45I2)

281 Afternoon Delight.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (aS1PU)


beat me to it Aetius

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (aS1PU)

282 How dare anyone not be sexually attracted to whomever they are not attracted to!
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 10:44 PM (4HMW


Someone should ask them if they justify rape with the same argument. Or not. It's not like you'd get a real answer or the faintest glimmer of awareness out of them anyhow.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

283 Seeing Macarena made me remember lline dancing to C'mon 'n Ride It.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

284 When I did that spread in Playspider, they asked me what I wear to bed. "Only Mambo No. 5," I answered in a breathy voice. It made my career.

Posted by: Meat-eating Australian spider at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (kQ8nA)

285 agree 100 percent with Sooth - I'm not playing the tranny reindeer games

I'm all in if you want to be a transvestite, a drag queen, go have fun!

but you're what you are my dear. girl or guy. gender bending is fine with me, but I'm not going to CALL you he when you're a she or vice versa - I mean I might, but you can't compel me to

other than that we can all be frens

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (Rarvo)

286 No one knows a title.

There's that Plastic Ono Band live album where she spends the second half of the album screaming into a microphone.

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (I2/tG)

287 We are the world?

Or One Thing by Finger Eleven

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (+ldAm)

288 Remember Urban Cowboy anyone?
That soundtrack was an... interesting follow-up to Saturday Night Fever and Grease...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (miE9U)

289 There is no such thing as transgender. It's a made up buzzword to control your thought and speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics
________

That's transphobic!

Posted by: WaterCow at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (ta49A)

290 One that I liked at first, but that died rather quickly is 'Kate's Song' by John Denver.

Damn, but that gets old.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (0MVr3)

291 251 The shame of it is that BRC is an excellent singer and he has a couple of excellent albums. Shot Full of Love is one of them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:47 PM (2DOZq)
--------------

Billy Ray Cyrus and his baby-momma were terrible parents, gifting the world with Miley. One has to assume they were behind their trampette's career.

Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (e9omi)

292 Name another pop song with an oboe part.


Feelin' Groovy. Don't recall the band's name.

Or did somebody mention that one while I was gone just now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

293 The Marianne that Tom Scholz mentions in More Than A Feeling is his first cousin that he had a crush on.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (xPl2J)

294 I'd also like to nominate the eardrum shattering "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (OMsf+)

295 277: steve, i'll never know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

296 We will curtail you if you start caterwauling.
Posted by: Muldoon

Exculpatory!

Posted by: Sen. Fritz Hollings, in his best Foghorn Leghorn voice at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

297 Well, this could go on all night, without a consensus.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (m45I2)

298 280 Why there's no Yoko songs named yet?

I doubt if anyone can actually name one of her "songs". I certainly can't.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:52 PM (m45I2)

The starship Enterprise reacts to Yoko's cover of Pink Floyd's Great Gig in The Sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WFvnGNeJuY

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:54 PM (0Ntuf)

299 Feeling' Groovy?

Was originally written and performed by Simon & Garfunkel, but it's less than 2 minutes long.

Then a group called Harpers Bizarre stretched it out, covered it and it became a hit.

A member of Harpers Bizarre was Ted Templeman, who went on to become a hit producer of The Doobie Brothers and Van Halen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (miE9U)

300 OutKast fan here.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (PUmDY)

301 Feelin' Groovy. Don't recall the band's name.



*********

Someone and Garfunkel?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (m45I2)

302 Bert G, IMHO it's an unspeakably sad song because Minnie died not long after she recorded it.

Maya Rudolph is her daughter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (miE9U)

303 Feelin' Groovy. Don't recall the band's name.

Or did somebody mention that one while I was gone just now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)

Simon and Garfunkel?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 10:55 PM (7njPr)

304 >>>Gets a pass for its use on The Muppet Show.

i used to watch that show and get hi

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (DGS6j)

305 Ya know what? I think I'd enjoy sharing a meal with Nigella Lawson.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (JgA4k)

306 one of the worst songs is

just a small town boy

born and raised in south detroit

he took a midnight train going anywhere....

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (xIKXj)

307 Billy Ray Cyrus and his baby-momma were terrible parents, gifting the world with Miley. One has to assume they were behind their trampette's career.
Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (e9omi)

What about Ron Reagan Jr and Patti Davis. Can't always fault the parents.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (2DOZq)

308 Name another pop song with an oboe part.

Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater at May 20, 2019 10:38 PM (w7KSn)

When I'm 64 by The Beatles

Are there any songs with a hobo part?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (0Ntuf)

309 I like this version:

https://youtu.be/0iFBXjRbVl0


Not bad.

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror... at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

310 >>i used to watch that show and get hi


Jim and the rest of his crew would get high and make that show!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (488xF)

311 LOLOL...the Phillies just engaged in a massive clusterfuck....Cubs take the lead....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (ufFY8)

312 All-around lefty douchebag James Taylor and big mouth mediocrity Carly Simon's version of Mockingbird.

Best version of Mockingbird was in Dumb & Dumber.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (kQ8nA)

313

You want Mambo?

https://youtu.be/zv7v4MJcD74

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (aKsyK)

314 why did I never think of getting high while watching The Muppet Show

that's a life goal right there!

good job trapper's girl

my least favorite song is O'Malley's Bar by Nick Cave

I think I'd rather stick a dick in my ear

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (Rarvo)

315 Another good question is what song does everyone hate but you secretly love singing the lyrics in your car when no one is looking??

Be honest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (pUDQf)

316 Roxy Music had a lot of of oboe.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

317 Are there any songs with a hobo part?



Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM


King Of The Road?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (CLcKT)

318 To me saying this song is the worst or anything like that is weird. Art is subjective. One man's worst song is another man's best song. I like a lot of shit that isn't popular and I don't like a lot of popular stuff. But whatever. Each to his own. Listen to what makes you groove.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (FiUMj)

319 Are there any songs with a hobo part?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (0Ntuf)

Not a one.

Posted by: Boxcar Willie at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (jp0Bv)

320 "Rock Me Like A Hurricane" sucks too.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (aS1PU)

321 I admit I love "Precious And Few" by Climax. Was a hit in 1972.

Imagine John Travolta singing as Vinnie Barbarino with his nose clamped shut, and that's how the lead singer sounded. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (miE9U)

322 we built this city will induce vomiting. this is a known, known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

323 SNOW, bitches we got SNOW!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

324 King Of The Road?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (CLcKT)

Damn you. Now I am going to have that stuck in my head for a couple days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (0MVr3)

325 306 - one of the worst songs is . . .

Posted by: booknlass
________

Plus infinity! Thank you!!

(Anyone ever tell those guys that South Detroit is in Canada?)

Posted by: WaterCow at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (ta49A)

326 Wharf Rat?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

327 306 one of the worst songs is

just a small town boy

born and raised in south detroit

he took a midnight train going anywhere....
Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (xIKXj)


Wrong wrong wrong! I can't hear you!!! Lalalalalala

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)

328 You want Mambo?

https://youtu.be/zv7v4MJcD74
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

You are a bad, bad man. No bueno.

Posted by: Perez Prado at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

329
King Of The Road?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia


******

Ahem. @247

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (m45I2)

330 I'm sure other folks here hate it, but I love Hearts by Marty Balin. Came out 1981 I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (miE9U)

331 I once sang along to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" in the car. I pray nobody saw me doing that.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (0Ntuf)

332 Crap-o. Fake troll sock off.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (ta49A)

333 Any rap made post 2010 is a steaming pike of shit. And now, lawn, off, my, get.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (FiUMj)

334 How do you do by Mouth and McNeil.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (JgA4k)

335 you know, most songs suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

336 'Is she is or is she ain't' by Louis Farrakhan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (0MVr3)

337
Feelin' Groovy. Don't recall the band's name.

That was the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon and Garfunkel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (aKsyK)

338 I think King of the Road was a truck driver.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (EfMCv)

339 Damn you. Now I am going to have that stuck in my head for a couple days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"Head for rent, 50 cents"

Posted by: Miklos, heh at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

340 Never like Wharf Rat.

But, I'll take it over Sugaree or Crazy Fingers.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (488xF)

341 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (pUDQf)

342 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

Spot on as usual Sconnie dude

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

343 There's a YT of video of John Lennon and Chuck Berry playing together. It's really bad, they play "Long Distance Information" or whatever it's called. Lennon can't sing in that register.

What kills it though, I about pissed myself laughing - yes, Yoko was there and at one point does her "goat being sodomized" caterwauling. The camera is focused on Chuck, and his eyes get really wide, like "WTF!?" LOL.

They turned her mic off, mercifully. Lennon was an ass. Harrison by all accounts a pretty cool guy.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (SVPcU)

344 you know, most songs suck.
Posted by: yankeefifth


********

Threadwinner!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (m45I2)

345 AlaBAMA, agreed about Don't Stop Believing. :-)

Also, Africa is hot right now. I've read tons of artists only recently have been covering it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (miE9U)

346 admit I love "Precious And Few" by Climax. Was a hit in 1972.

Imagine John Travolta singing as Vinnie Barbarino with his nose clamped shut, and that's how the lead singer sounded. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 10:58 PM (miE9U)

And wouldn't you know it, one of my favorite songs is a duet by Travolta and Miley Cyrus called I thought I Lost You from the Bolt soundtrack.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (2DOZq)

347 Anything by Drake.
Steaming pile of le doo doo.

I honestly don't get how that guy is a super star. There is music I don't personally like, but understand why it's popular. But Drake? Sorry. Just do not fucking get it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (FiUMj)

348 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
________

As do I, but I deliberately botch the lyrics.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (ta49A)

349 it's so terrible a song that i don't even allow myself to go much past that third line

also that one by the pointer sisters called Fire does suck

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (xIKXj)

350 341 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (pUDQf)

Us Too!!

Posted by: Weezer at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (FiUMj)

351 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (GWll0)

352 The Left Banke did Walk Away Rene (whoever they were)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (Lqy/e)

353 Wharf Rat has a very nice bridge.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

354
I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:01 PM (pUDQf)

Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (xPl2J)

355 Any rap made post 2010 is a steaming pike of shit. And now, lawn, off, my, get.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (FiUMj)

FIFY. Of course, rap doesn't qualify as music, as there are no instruments, and no melody.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (7njPr)

356 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

Big whoop, so did we and we don't live in the mountains

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (aA3+G)

357 Are there any songs with a hobo part?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 10:56 PM (0Ntuf)


Big Rock Candy Mountain. It's got a hobo buggery part in it.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

358 Pretty much every G Dead song from the '90s is shit, except The Days Between, which was special and underappreciated

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (oAY8z)

359 As do I, but I deliberately botch the lyrics.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:02 PM (ta49A


Same with that Carry a Laser song.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (pUDQf)

360 >>>Of course he one upped us by winning a super bowl ring with the 49ers.

huh. different guy, but i went to school with someone who did too.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (DGS6j)

361 >>I honestly don't get how that guy is a super star. There is music I don't personally like, but understand why it's popular. But Drake? Sorry. Just do not fucking get it.



I don't get ANY of the Modern Hip Hop guys, at all.

Drake, the Gay Fish, Frank Blonde...none of it is any good and people shower it with praise. It really sucks, though.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (488xF)

362 259 The worst song ever? How about that tell Laura I love her thing?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 10:49 PM (JgA4k


As they pulled him from the twisted wreck, with his dying breath, they heard him say......

Owwwwwww!
Anybody got an aspirin?
Urggggg!

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (4HMW8)

363 why did I never think of getting high while watching The Muppet Show


Because you got high? Seriously, that was the best way to watch that show. Never not funny. Until the attempted "adult" reboot that flopped a few years back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (HaL55)

364 And on that note I'll take my leave. Have fun storming the castle and try not to trash the place.!

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (m45I2)

365 My next crossstich project.

Thanks, MH!

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 11:04 PM (RU4sa)

366 Everyone sings Sweet Caroline whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (2DOZq)

367 "Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like an empress, I love that Sara Ann Getty."

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (ta49A)

368 FIFY. Of course, rap doesn't qualify as music, as there are no instruments, and no melody.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (7njPr)

___

Old skool rap is dope yo! Snoop, Dre, Tupac, Warren G, ODB etc. Lotsa 90s shit was good stuff. Even some early 2000s. By late 2000s though....garbage.

Posted by: Weezer at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (FiUMj)

369 >>Wharf Rat has a very nice bridge.


Some sneaky good guitar, too.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (488xF)

370 Isn't Sweet Caroline yet another Anchorman meme?

Good grief, how many memes did that movie spawn? A billion??

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (miE9U)

371 We aren't going to lose the culture war to people who are incapable of telling a joke.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2019 11:06 PM (rnAwa)

372 Off Weezer sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:06 PM (FiUMj)

373 I prefer Forever in Blue Jeans for my cheesey Neil Diamond.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:06 PM (488xF)

374 Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (xPl2J)


Holy crap, that is good!! Fantasy cover. Wow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:06 PM (pUDQf)

375 I don't have many rap albums in my collection, but the two I enjoy most are from the same mid-80s era: Raising He** Run-DMC and Licensed To Ill, Beastie Boys.

Also, probably my all-time fave rap single is Pump Up The Volume by M/A/R/R/S.

Rap peaked early IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:07 PM (miE9U)

376 One Night in Bangkok + Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting.

Maybe if they were spliced together...

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:07 PM (kQ8nA)

377
Exactly!

The Left invented the phrase "transgender" so they could label you with another of their invented words, transphobic, if you did not comply.

See how nicely that works out?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:07 PM (f1en5)

378 Old skool rap is dope yo! Snoop, Dre, Tupac, Warren G, ODB etc. Lotsa 90s shit was good stuff. Even some early 2000s. By late 2000s though....garbage.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:05 PM (FiUMj)


Is Jurassic 5 still around or did they all go off and do their own thing? They were really good.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

379 I liked the Garcia hunter songs from the 90s. So Many Roads and Lazy River Road were great. Slow and sad, but that is where they were. Foolish Heart was nice as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (PUmDY)

380 >>>Jim and the rest of his crew would get high and make that show!

no wonder i dug it.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (DGS6j)

381 garrett, Neil was in a weird place in the late 1970s. Don't forget Desiree.

OTOH, America is a fantastic song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (miE9U)

382
Re: songs

Any song by Stevie Wonder. He is horrible.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (f1en5)

383 300

gimme some sugar!

I AM your neighbor!

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (xIKXj)

384 Is it Friday yet?

My plans are all based on it being Friday.

Posted by: Miklos, hep a brutha out at May 20, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

385 That was the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon and Garfunkel.

Yeah, that's it. The hook was all I could remember. I did not know Ted Templeman was in that band. He and Peter Asher from Peter and Gordon produced a ton of hits.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (HaL55)

386 JuJu, I LOVE One Night In Bangkok.

Fun fact: it's a rap song written by... Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus, 2 members and the chief songwriters of... Abba. Not a joke.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (miE9U)

387 Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:07 PM (kQ8nA)


Spliced and Bangkok
Has to be a joke there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)

388
Amazing Niki Lauda outlived the other guy by decades.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (f1en5)

389 Jurassic 5, damn haven't heard that reference in forever. No idea what happened to them. probably touring Indian Casinos like every other act from the 90s lol

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (FiUMj)

390 Some day, current pop music will be geezer music... I hope to live long enough to see that day!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (CLcKT)

391 Neil Diamond had quite a crush on a pre-pre-pre-pubescent Caroline Kennedy.

Sweet Caroline may not be the worst song but it deserves the Creepy Uncle Joe award.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:10 PM (kQ8nA)

392 anything by the eagles pre joe walsh. flush twice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

393 Maybe if they were spliced together...

Posted by: JuJuBee
________

If you like mashups . . .

https://tinyurl.com/y7tt3fem

(It's "Round and Round" by Ratt spliced with "Heard It through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye. You have to hear to believe it.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2019 11:10 PM (ta49A)

394 I never bought any Neil Diamond records, and I'd never admit it, but I like a few of his songs.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (SVPcU)

395 >>Any song by Stevie Wonder. He is horrible.


Exemptions for anything recorded as Little Stevie Wonder.


My Cherie Amour is an awesome LP.

Also...I really like Master Blaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n27JuJhXc


That's some funky shit.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (488xF)

396 388: james hunt. james lived life. fast.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (KP5rU)

397 >> I never bought any Neil Diamond records, and I'd never admit it, but I like a few of his songs.


Everyone should own Hot August Night.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (488xF)

398 I meant to add that I can't see any of the true classics from the latter half of the last century ever being relegated to the dustbin of history...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (CLcKT)

399 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


you know, so long as it got you paid or laid, no one will think worse of you for it. however, only if it got you paid or laid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

400 392 anything by the eagles pre joe walsh. flush twice.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

After Joe it's only a single flusher

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (aA3+G)

401 Are you kidding about Stevie Wonder?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (PUmDY)

402 Amazing Niki Lauda outlived the other guy by decades.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky

Even outlived LaudaAir.

Can't say that about everybody.

Posted by: Miklos, fully insured on a "key man" policy at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

403
Neil Diamond, fraud or for real?

Ever see him live (on tv)? He looks like an average shmo. He sounds like an average shmo. And yet...

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (f1en5)

404 https://youtu.be/6QXyqk9flwk

Every single person in this video of a bad son is more wasted than I am.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 11:12 PM (JgA4k)

405 Agree with Stevie Wonder....not a fan.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (FiUMj)

406 400; ha! mostly, yeah.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (KP5rU)

407 I never bought any Neil Diamond records, and I'd never admit it, but I like a few of his songs.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (SVPcU)

Neil Diamond / ABBA

220. / 221


( I like more than few ND songs myself)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (2DOZq)

408 with neil diamond's forever in blue jeans and a great car, everyone could get laid.


that is elementary math solid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

409 Living for the City, superstitition, As?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

410 Get a rope. There's cotton farmers out there and they need hanging.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (wCTys)

411 >>Are you kidding about Stevie Wonder?


Lotta Dross on Stevies LPs.

Some great highlights, though. And when he was a kid he was fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (488xF)

412 anything by the eagles pre joe walsh. flush twice.

I'm the other way around. Their first three albums are teh shiznit. Joe Walsh ruined that band for me. Just like Michael McDonald ruined the Doobie Bros.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (HaL55)

413

Are you kidding about Stevie Wonder?

Can not stomach him; he makes me sick.


I just called.....to say.....STFU!! You Nasally Nincompoop!

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (f1en5)

414 You Haven't Done Nothin?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (PUmDY)

415 BackwardsBoy, would you believe Michael McDonald wrote "I'll Wait" by Van Halen?!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (miE9U)

416 >>Neil Diamond, fraud or for real?


Dude.
Neil is one of the Greatest American Songwriters.
No argument to be had about that.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (488xF)

417 >>>good job trapper's girl

lots of cartoons too, lol

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (DGS6j)

418 Agree with Stevie Wonder....not a fan.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (FiUMj)

He has a few good songs. But he needed a producer to tell him, "no."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:14 PM (7njPr)

419 Cosmic, that was an anti-Nixon song, believe it or not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (miE9U)

420 Ha! Now the Cubs return the favor.
Phillies tie it up with one out left in tthe top of the 9th.
Going to the bottom of the 9th at Wrigley 4-4


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (ufFY8)

421
And when he was a kid he was fantastic.

You're thinking of Michael Jackson.


Or Wayne Newton.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (f1en5)

422 I'm the other way around. Their first three albums
are teh shiznit. Joe Walsh ruined that band for me. Just like Michael
McDonald ruined the Doobie Bros.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (HaL55)


Can't stand Michael
McDonald.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (EfMCv)

423 >>You're thinking of Michael Jackson.


I am a HUGE fan of Off The Wall. Killer LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (488xF)

424 Songs in the Key of Life was a good collection.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

425 Damn. The Next Episode has almost 400M view on YouTube. That's a lot of shiznit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (FiUMj)

426 Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney:
Ebony And Ivory

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (aS1PU)

427 Stevie and Paul.

Ebony and Ivory.

I'd play that song over and over to the inmates in Sing Sing if the UN wouldn't consider it a human rights violation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (pUDQf)

428 Or Wayne Newton.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (f1en5)

Or Olivia Newton-John.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (7njPr)

429 garrett: I love Off The Wall too. OMG what an incredible album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (miE9U)

430 Can't stand Michael

McDonald.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (EfMCv)


You don't celebrate his entire catalog?!?
Oh, wait. That was that no-talent ass clown Michael Bolton.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (ufFY8)

431
They made a movie forr Neil Diamond to act in.

I rreally need to fix this keyboard.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (f1en5)

432 I like everything on Dylan's Desire album, including Hurricane and Joey.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (Lqy/e)

433 also, most journey songs.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (DGS6j)

434 you know the neil diamond getting anyone laid thing was in the 90s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (MTjB1)

435 The Left Banke did Walk Away Rene (whoever they were)

People who couldn't swim.

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (GWll0)

436 I listened to little Stevie Wonder right up until it dawned on me that he is full bore racist.

Stevie ought to give all the white people that bought his records their money back.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (wCTys)

437 Songs in the Key of Life was a good collection.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

I hated that one with the colicky baby in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (7njPr)

438
BackwardsBoy, would you believe Michael McDonald wrote "I'll Wait" by Van Halen?!


I heard that. Don't get me wrong, MM is a great songwriter and musician and I really liked him in Steely Dan. But I liked the Doobies much better without him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (HaL55)

439 389 Jurassic 5, damn haven't heard that reference in forever. No idea what happened to them. probably touring Indian Casinos like every other act from the 90s lol
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:09 PM (FiUMj)


--------

My people use every part of the genre, leaving nothing to waste.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at May 20, 2019 11:17 PM (4knXT)

440
Either the r's don't work or they double-tap. Must be a crumb stuck unde the key.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (f1en5)

441 Everyone sings along to Slayers Dead Skin Mask.

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (MAstk)

442 Hi Alberta Oil Peon,

i've been wondering, do you know about the young singer/songwriter Colter Wall?

I've just discovered him lately! One of a kind voice!

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (xIKXj)

443 Michael Jackson

PYT is a favorite as is Rock with You.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

444 >>you know the neil diamond getting anyone laid thing was in the 90s.


Crunchy Granola Suite is timeless.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (488xF)

445 anything by boy george should be nuked from space. many, many, times. just to be sure. pure monkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

446
Either the r's don't work or they double-tap. Must be a crumb stuck unde the key.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (f1en5)

--------

That's no crumb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)

447 Any rap made post 2010EVER is a steaming pike of shit.

FIFY

Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (8W8OK)

448 Ribbon in the Sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT7TqecZ00k

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (RU4sa)

449 everything by Molly Hattchet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

450 As were Talking Book and Innervisions.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (PUmDY)

451 Or Wayne Newton.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:15 PM (f1en5)

Or Olivia Newton-John.

Fig Newton

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (GWll0)

452 Either the r's don't work or they double-tap. Must be a crumb stuck unde the key.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (f1en5)

Your keyboard has sewer snoids.

Posted by: R. Crumb at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (7njPr)

453 I like Neil Diamond's Solitary Man. Johnny Cash did a great version of that/
Another one is Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon. Urge Overkill covered that in the '90's.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (o1fzk)

454 Molly Hatchet wasn't bad...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (CLcKT)

455 447 Any rap made post 2010EVER is a steaming pike of shit.

FIFY
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (8W8OK


Almost FI.

Pile. Pile of shit, people!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (pUDQf)

456 I would have liked to see a show on Molly hatchet's first Tour.

No way that wouldn't have been fun.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (488xF)

457 Molly Hatchet wasn't bad...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (CLcKT)

-------

They were no REO Speedwagon

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (4knXT)

458 355 Any rap made post 2010 is a steaming pike of shit. And now, lawn, off, my, get.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:00 PM (FiUMj)

FIFY. Of course, rap doesn't qualify as music, as there are no instruments, and no melody.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (7njPr)

Blues
Jazz
Light Rock
Heavy Metal Rock
Big Band
R & B
Classical
Orchestra
Farting dogs


anything but Rap.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (sy5kK)

459 The only good Rap song ever was Blondie - Rapture. It was all downhill for the genre from there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (V2Yro)

460 445 anything by boy george should be nuked from space. many, many, times. just to be sure. pure monkey shit.

The old maple syrup on French toast routine

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

461 449 everything by Molly Hattchet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G


You don't get the brilliance of Flirtin With Disaster!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (pUDQf)

462 Mandy. Gah! The hate. It burns.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (5q9y4)

463 Tom, I actually liked Gangster's Paradise too

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:22 PM (xIKXj)

464 455 447 Any rap made post 2010EVER is a steaming pike of shit.

FIFY
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (8W8OK


Almost FI.

Pile. Pile of shit, people!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:20 PM (pUDQf)


Actually, "Pike of Shit" works, too!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

465 I saw Farting Dogs open for Flock of Seagulls at the Palladium in '79.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:22 PM (4knXT)

466
Agree with Stevie Wonder....not a fan.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 11:13 PM (FiUMj)



He has a few good songs. But he needed a producer to tell him, "no."


SW is one of those rare artists who everybody else covers his songs much better that he can. Listen to his version of Do Yourself a Favor then go listen to Edgar Winter's White Trash do the live version. There is no comparison, EWWT's version kicks some serious ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:22 PM (HaL55)

467 chavez, don't be so tough on Boy George. Among other things, he's been a supporter of PDT, believe it or not.

Plus, Culture Club did some good stuff IMHO in the early 1980s. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, I'll Tumble For Ya, Church Of The Poison Mind. The only clunker IMHO is Karma Chameleon, which makes no sense at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (miE9U)

468 Y'all just messin'

The Greatest is Irma Thomas, the Soul Queen of New Orleans.

I can honesty say that a Grammy Award winner has cooked my dinner.

Red Beans and Rice on Mondays at her club, the Lion's Den.

Early on, I got stupid and asked who she got to cook the food, and got the Irma Look.

Best Red Beans and Rice in all of Orleans Parish, too.

Posted by: Miklos, where y'at at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

469 my guess is that neil diamond was some sort of evil genius. he was never especially big with the guys but he was huge.

he knows some sort of thong-lowering secret rythm or something.

glass or wine with dinner, convertible, neil diamond, your next big question is where am I taking this chick?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (MTjB1)

470 Oh man, just thought about that stupid Centerfold song from J Geils Band. I think that was them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (pUDQf)

471 >>anything but Rap.


Del La Soul
Tribe Called Quest
Run DMC
Public Enemy
Cyprus Hill
Short Dog
Beastie Boys


All have great stuff.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (488xF)

472 I downloaded the Best of the Talking Heads not long ago. That was good music.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (2DOZq)

473 454 Molly Hatchet wasn't bad...

Neither is a prostrate biopsy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

474 a song i love to sing when it plays on the radio

"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

by Tears for Fears

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (xIKXj)

475 Hi Alberta Oil Peon,

i've been wondering, do you know about the young singer/songwriter Colter Wall?

I've just discovered him lately! One of a kind voice!
Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:18 PM (xIKXj)

Never heard of him. I will look him up. One back atcha: look for Alberta country singer Corb Lund. He's very good, and writes original stuff. And has been an actual working cowboy. No poseur, he.

N.B. to MisHum: Corb would make a great "Who dis?" for the 'Ettes for the morning thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (7njPr)

476 I saw Molly Hatchet in a small club in the mid-90's. Danny Joe Brown was the only original left. He was blotto. At one point he asked for a bottle of Jim Beam to be sent up from the bar. I didn't think he was going to make it. During the extended guitar solo he walked back and was leaning against an amp, hunched over. He managed to finish the set.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (xPl2J)

477 Let's just all agree that Weird Al Yankovic is the best rock/pop artist of all time, amirite? ;-)

Also this song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfM

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (miE9U)

478 I like redbone, so I won't speculate on the tastes of others.

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (25Dt7)

479 I can't change the music fast enough when Sarah McLachlan comes on. She has a beautiful voice but her music is so sad it makes me hate it....

Posted by: Iris at May 20, 2019 11:24 PM (6lKe4)

480 Village Ghettoland? Joy Inside My Tears? Ordinary Pain? These are all just off Songs in the Key.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (PUmDY)

481 omg, yes!

PILE of SH!T, anything (c)rap! (not "pike")

thanks.

Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (hkMWc)

482 >>"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

by Tears for Fears


Songs from the Big Chair is a really good LP. And it is perfectly recorded and mastered.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (488xF)

483 >>>FIFY. Of course, rap doesn't qualify as music, as there are no instruments, and no melody.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:03 PM (7njPr)
------------

harmony, composition

It was from the beginning guttural prose backed by primitive rhythm. Nothing more.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (wCTys)

484 >>>Agree with Stevie Wonder....not a fan

my godparents used to give me the greatest gifts except that time my cousin chuckie picked out a stevie wonders greatest hits album for me. ugh.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (DGS6j)

485 I'll check out Corb and i think you'll like Colter. He's from SK.

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:25 PM (xIKXj)

486 AlaBAMA, the entire Freeze Frame album is incredible.

THREE songs that weren't released from it, but should have been, were Do You Remember When, Insane Insane Again, *and* River Blindness.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (miE9U)

487 477 Let's just all agree that Weird Al Yankovic is the best rock/pop artist of all time, amirite? ;-)

My husband & I took our girls to a concert and had seats near the front (maybe 5th row). Great concert. He is very musically talented. Agree.

Posted by: Iris at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (6lKe4)

488
Well, I plowed up (cutting harrow) up a little garden spot, about 1 - 2 acres in the top terrace behind the house. It's been a while, and the smell of plowed dirt stirred me, and I got the fever to plow.

20 years ago, with two tractors, we'd start early in the morning, and by the time the sun went down, we'd have plowed 60 acres or better.

My 8700 was bucking. It wanted to run. The governor open up, the black smoke bellowed, and she wanted to roll. And I just had that dinky little spot to do.

And after all that rain we had, it's starting to get dry now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (NMAzL)

489 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:21 PM (pUDQf)


I wouldn't go see them fuckers play even if they were in my back yard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

490 Iris, obviously you are an individual of exquisite taste and breeding ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:27 PM (miE9U)

491 anything by boy george should be nuked from space. many, many, times. just to be sure. pure monkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)


Might be better if he was nuked in space, then the universe could enjoy the show too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r)

492 a song i love to sing when it plays on the radio

"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

by Tears for Fears
Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (xIKXj)


That's a great song.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:27 PM (aS1PU)

493 399 I admit to singing Africa by Toto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


you know, so long as it got you paid or laid, no one will think worse of you for it. however, only if it got you paid or laid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

Y5, your comment works for a lot more than bad music.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:27 PM (sy5kK)

494 I wouldn't go see them fuckers play even if they were in my back yard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)


Hater. You probably secretly like Yoko Ono.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (pUDQf)

495 Garrett, Tears for Fears just played a festival here 2 weeks ago. Easily best show of festival. Sowing the Seeds of Love was epic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (PUmDY)

496
Did Molly Hatchet do any other song besides "Flirtin' With Disaster"? That's the only one the local classic rock station ever plays, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (NMAzL)

497 388


Amazing Niki Lauda outlived the other guy by decades.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics


Other guy = James Hunt?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (WNAuL)

498 There is a new Worst Song on the radio stations, and it's surely playing somewhere, even as I type.

"High Hopes", by I Don't Give a Fuck Who Sings It, It's AWFUL!"

Adding insult, the local alternative rock station even plays it.

Straight up, Tiger Beat front cover gold lame wearing so faggy he makes Justin Beiber look butch Bubble Gum Pop Singer singing one of the most cloying, annoying and irritating songs I've ever heard.

Instant station change, no exceptions.

Destroy it with fire, whenever heard or found.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (QzJWU)

499 The degeneration of Portland continues:

A Multnomah County jury acquitted a 33-year-old woman of charges that she assaulted a TV news cameraman during a protest last summer outside the Southwest Portland offices of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Jurors found Danialle Inez James not guilty of the charges of fourth-degree assault and harassment of KATU cameraman Carter Maynard. Prosecutors contended that James slammed a wooden gate into the back of Maynard's head on June 28 and that she appeared to be motivated by her hostility toward the media.

Posted by: The ARC of History at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (I2/tG)

500 487 477 Let's just all agree that Weird Al Yankovic is the best rock/pop artist of all time, amirite? ;-)

--------

That's kind of like saying the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is the pinnacle of automotive engineering.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (4knXT)

501 Everybody Wants to Rule the World is one of those '80's songs that doesn't sound time-stamped to the year it was recorded. It still sounds great.

I remember when it was the theme to the Dennis Miller Show on HBO....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (o1fzk)

502
remember The Cutting Crew?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (f1en5)

503 That's kind of like saying the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is the pinnacle of automotive engineering.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:29 PM (4knXT)

I belly laughed at that one!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (pUDQf)

504 I've been loving the first Naked Eyes LP, lately.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (488xF)

505 497: yes, james hunt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

506 Worst song ever?

What a challenge!

"The Shadow of Your Smile" comes to mind.

I dunno why you 'rons are hating on the Eagles. The lyrics to many of their hits are interesting & memorable, imo.

"The Eagles' Greatest Hits" is often claimed to be the best-selling album of all time, btw.

Their politics were leftoid-autosuck, I'm aware. Except for Don "Fingers" Felder, who had a horrible falling out with them.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (Cssks)

507 I Don't Give a Fuck Who Sings It, It's AWFUL!"


Who the fuck?

Posted by: Alice at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

508 Best Red Beans and Rice in all of Orleans Parish, too.
Posted by: Miklos, where y'at at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

I love this live performance of "Done Got Over":


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=SBNPEi2hNRE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (7njPr)

509 Molly Hatchet wasn't bad...


Neither is a prostrate biopsy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM


Their cover of Dreams I'll Never See is one of the Classics!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (CLcKT)

510 Spirit in the Sky.

Cherokee Nation.

Make ABBA seem like Johann Sebastian fucking Bach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (0MVr3)

511
How about Duran Duran, and Hungry Like the Wolf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJL-lCzEXgI

He smells like he sounds.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (NMAzL)

512 The Go-Go's...

discuss whilst i scarf tacos y cerveza por dinner.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (TZU1B)

513 Oh FFS... I just found out late today that a person who works with a COUSIN OF MINE is taking aim at reshaping HIS office in their psychotically ambitious image using "diversity" and official accusations of insensitivity as their weapon.

This somehow doesn't feel like a new story. As usual it seems in these cases, the person doing the accusing is both mixed race and a vicious racist, not just toward whites but blacks as well, and is completely inappropriate even as recently as the same day they lodged their complaint... and now wants to cry wolf about everyone else. It seems they may be using this as a shield against another valid complaint against them that has nothing to do with race but rather their work.

And they have named MY COUSIN as one of the perpetrators. MY COUSIN who in their entire career has never even had a whiff of such an acccusation... has not yet found out what the complaint actually is, just that HE was specifically named. HE was having a great day and is now royally fucking pissed.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (uEbPt)

514 How do you do? Na, na, na, na. naa na na

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (JgA4k)

515 Did Molly Hatchet do any other song besides
"Flirtin' With Disaster"? That's the only one the local classic rock
station ever plays, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (NMAzL)

Fall of the PeacemakersGator Country
Beatin' The Odds
Whiskey Man

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (xPl2J)

516 Soothsayer: LOL! Thanks for reminding me...

I was listening to Richard Blade on SiriusXM's new wave station a few months ago, when he mentioned the lead singers of Cutting Crew and Wang Chung had gotten together to create a kind of supergroup.

Their name? But of course...
"The Wanking Crew."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (miE9U)

517 502
remember The Cutting Crew?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:30 PM (f1en5)


Ooooo waaaahh. I just dieeed in your arms tonight!

The clothes weren't the only thing embarrassing about the 80s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (pUDQf)

518 The only clunker IMHO is Karma Chameleon, which makes no sense at all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:23 PM (miE9U)


It makes perfect sense to us.

Posted by: Mayor Pete and spouse, hopefully the First American Gentleman at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (sy5kK)

519 Bellamy Brothers

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (wCTys)

520 i once suffered through a michael mcdonald concert at a winery, just to see chris isaak.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (DGS6j)

521 So, the Stupid Song meme continues tonight?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (CDGwz)

522 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (pUDQ

Well with an attitude like that you might be surprised by what I like and what I will share on The ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

523 I admit I'm not a fan of the song "Windmills Of Your Mind," no matter who sings it. IMHO it sounds like the national anthem of flaky people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (miE9U)

524 Blues
Jazz
Light Rock
Heavy Metal Rock
Big Band
R & B
Classical
Orchestra
Farting dogs


anything but Rap.

lol = farting dogs

I'd split blues further into Delta Blues, Jazz Blues, and Texas Blues. (Stevie Ray Vaughn)

kinda partial to Texas Blues myself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (V2Yro)

525 Their cover of Dreams I'll Never See is one of the Classics!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (CLcKT)

I heard this on the radio last week and I couldn't believe it. First time I had ever heard it on the radio. DJ said it was a special request.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (xPl2J)

526 Paper Lace: Johnny Don't be a Hero.

And of course, Seasons in the Sun, Cat in the Cradle. Dog and the Butterfly, Evergreen, Rainbow Connection . . .

Mom listened to an Adult Contemporary station when I was little.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (KTmSx)

527 520 i once suffered through a michael mcdonald concert at a winery, just to see chris isaak.
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:32 PM (DGS6j)

Seems like a lot of torture.

On the other hand, I sat through American Beauty to get laid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (0MVr3)

528 Did Molly Hatchet do any other song besides
"Flirtin' With Disaster"? That's the only one the local classic rock
station ever plays, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM


Fall Of The Peacemakers?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (CLcKT)

529

remember RED BONE?

The band of fake injuns.
They had one good tune, tho. I forget the name.

Red Bone also had a song "Custer Had It Coming," which really tried to cash in on their injun cred.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (f1en5)

530 Aha.

They deserve an award just for the great name.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (4knXT)

531 Well with an attitude like that you might be surprised by what I like and what I will share on The ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)


Oh shit!

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aS1PU)

532 >> i once suffered through a michael mcdonald concert at a winery, just to see chris isaak.


Chris Isaak, who I love, should be paying Eddie Rabbit roylties.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (488xF)

533 redc1c4, I'm a Go-Gos fan and don't care who knows it. They could rock.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (miE9U)

534 522 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:28 PM (pUDQ

Well with an attitude like that you might be surprised by what I like and what I will share on The ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

Alabama, what have you done?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (0MVr3)

535 And they have named MY COUSIN as one of the perpetrators. MY COUSIN who in their entire career has never even had a whiff of such an acccusation... has not yet found out what the complaint actually is, just that HE was specifically named. HE was having a great day and is now royally fucking pissed.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:31 PM (uEbPt)

is he white?

is he alive?

GUILTY!

this is the way it works now, correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

536
Oh, and before Red Bone, the fake indian brothers had a little tiny song in the 60's called, I think, The Robot.

Kinda cool song.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (f1en5)

537 I heard this on the radio last week and I couldn't
believe it. First time I had ever heard it on the radio. DJ said it was a
special request.


Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM


They also did an acoustic version which is also very nice...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (CLcKT)

538 >>> you might be surprised by what I like and what I will share on The ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)


Surprise us.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (wCTys)

539 523 I admit I'm not a fan of the song "Windmills Of Your Mind," no matter who sings it. IMHO it sounds like the national anthem of flaky people."

Now I disagree - but then I always associate it with the original Thomas Crown affair (that was the theme song) and it works perfectly for the mood and the setting of that film.

Steve McQueen and Faye Dunaway, both in their primes, were about the sexiest couple ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (V2Yro)

540 Boz Scaggs Lido Shuffle is great.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (xPl2J)

541
I think I'd rather stick a dick in my ear
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 10:57 PM (Rarvo)



Will you vote for me then?

Posted by: Mayor Pete and spouse, hopefully the First American Gentleman at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (sy5kK)

542 Evening, all. I'm re-adjusting. Been looking at Wilbur the guinea pig more closely the past few days.
I think Wilbur is a girl. There don't seem to be any cojones.

Posted by: creeper at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (VAirE)

543 >> i once suffered through a michael mcdonald concert at a winery, just to see chris isaak.


I sat through a Rusted Root show (with G. Love and Special Sauce Opening) AND had dinner at an Afghani Restaurant all to bang an ex girlfriend's older sister.

I should have got an extra corner on my Man Card for that night!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (488xF)

544 Alabama, what have you done?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (0MVr3)


He's too chicken to do an all Yoko ONT.


I double dog dare you.


Running with scissors, boss!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (pUDQf)

545 Tom, hmmm...

Mark1971, I only recently discovered the Silk Degrees album. Yup, good stuff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (miE9U)

546 It's All Blues.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (wCTys)

547 When I was young, I could understand why people disliked the Beach Boys and loved the Beatles.

As I got older, I flipped. Not all of the surf stuff, but the other stuff they did, I like the Beach Boys. The straight a cappella stuff they have of some of their songs on youtube are pretty good in of themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (0MVr3)

548 540: this is known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (KP5rU)

549 Chris Isaak, who I love, should be paying Eddie Rabbit roylties.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (488xF)

I saw Eddie Rabbit in 1979 at the Lake Charles Civic Center.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (2DOZq)

550
lulz

Here's Red Bone when they were "Pat And Lolly Vegas."

Here's their song: Robot Walk
It's cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeAXeSeIcho

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (f1en5)

551
We should have picked our own cotton. Failure to do so has cost us, by diversion of limited resources and other problems:

Our freedom
Healthcare that works
Moon colonies
Mars landings
Belt mining
Fusion power
An early end to the Vietnam war
A reasonably honest voting process
Safe schools and neighborhoods
A manageable drug problem
A manageable abortion problem
A society based on growth and expectation

Need I go on? The consequences of slavery, the problem of ex-slave (social/economic) Untermensch, has destroyed that Shining House on the Hill.

It's not skin melanin it's social/economic social norms and reinforcement of optimal/damaged DNA, and outright victimization by power hungry politicians and media whores who use them as a tool, weapon and rent-a-mob. As a group, 150 years of awful living conditions and worse choices has produced a permanent under class.

And it has cost us EVERYTHING.

It has cost us America.

Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (nxw5n)

552 540 Boz Scaggs Lido Shuffle is great.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (xPl2J)


Boz Scaggs recorded a lot at Muscle Shoals, AL, a famous studio that was actually a hole in the wall.

A lot of famous music was recorded there. There was a video a few years ago about it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

553 Sowing the Seeds of Love was epic.

Heh, I just finished listening to that tune just now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (HaL55)

554 In elementary school one time the teachers gathered all the 4th graders together to practice singing songs for an upcoming concert. One of their selections was Obla-Di Obla-Da by the Beatles. The chorus of life goes on, BRA, la la halley life goes on, had us giggling at the word BRA which is emphasized. The giggling led to an inability to get through the song to total anarchy. Yelling out BRA let all us little savages turn into hooting monkeys. The teachers tried substituting a word for BRA but that didn't stop it. They gave up in defeat and dropped the song.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (kQ8nA)

555 >>>Their cover of Dreams I'll Never See is one of the Classics!


Types.
Deletes

Walks away whistling

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (aA3+G)

556 Running with scissors, boss!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (pUDQf)

You wanna fall on those scissors, you go right ahead, man- just don't drag the rest of us down to hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (0MVr3)

557 I'm not playing this game. I'm still miffed that no one paid any attention to my Minnie Ripperton comment last night.

Posted by: Maria Muldaur , Don't you feel my leg at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (xSo9G)

558 I love this live performance of "Done Got Over":


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=SBNPEi2hNRE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Written for her by Ernie K-Doe, who was quite a character, in my personal experience.

I still have autographed K-Doe t shirts, and used to get special deals at the Mother in Law Lounge in the 9th Ward. But Miss Antoinette has left us too, so I probably have to pay for my drinks there next time.

Posted by: Miklos, can't Break-a-way at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

559 As I got older, I flipped. Not all of the surf stuff, but the other stuff they did, I like the Beach Boys. The straight a cappella stuff they have of some of their songs on youtube are pretty good in of themselves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (0MVr3)


Good Vibrations is a work of art.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (aS1PU)

560 Boz Scaggs recorded a lot at Muscle Shoals, AL, a famous studio that was actually a hole in the wall.



A lot of famous music was recorded there. There was a video a few years ago about it.


FAME Studios. The guy who made it famous passed away a couple of years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (HaL55)

561 Yes, I love this song. I've sought mental help over it too, to no avail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (miE9U)

562 549 Chris Isaak, who I love, should be paying Eddie Rabbit roylties.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (488xF)

I saw Eddie Rabbit in 1979 at the Lake Charles Civic Center.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (2DOZq)


was it raining that night?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

563 A word of advice, do not taunt the happy fun MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (3hr5B)

564 Boz Scaggs Lido Shuffle is great.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (xPl2J)

This is known.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (7njPr)

565 Worst. Song. Ever.

Feliz Navidad

From October on you hear it in the mall, stores, radio, Dr office ...

And its spawn :

Nachos Navidad
Burritos Navidad
Tacos Navidad
Chalupas Navidad
Beans Navidad

Someplace even had a steak Navidad FFS

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (FxJnm)

566 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8Q2PATVyI

Wilson Pickett with Duane Allman doing Hey Jude recorded at Mussel Shoals. I've seen that documentary and it's pretty good.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (xPl2J)

567 "What's Wrong With the 'No Trans' Dating Preference Debate"



Alternate Title:


'Why Vice Media Is Circling the Toilet Bowl'

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (ETHQn)

568 Any man who taunts the MisHum, gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:39 PM (4knXT)

569 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

None of us are going to come out unscathed by all this Community Organizing.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (uEbPt)

570 I saw Bozz Scaggs in Daytona Beach at the bandshell. I think I was 11 so I guess that was my first concert, and it was free.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (kQ8nA)

571 >>>The straight a cappella stuff they have of some of their songs on youtube are pretty good in of themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:36 PM (0MVr3)
------------------------------

Especially with the Wrecking Crew filling in the gaps.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (wCTys)

572 Alabama, what have you done?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:34 PM (0MVr3

Yes! The Stompers. The documentary was awesome. Called 'Muscle Shoals'.

Very worth the watch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (pUDQf)

573 yeah it was awesome and worth it because isaak came down into the crowd and sang to me.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (DGS6j)

574 One of the best insults on the old Carol Burnett Show was when Mama (Vicki Lawrence) was pissed off at Eunice (Carol B.) going on and on about something stupid and she said "You got Splinters in the Windmills of Your Mind!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (V2Yro)

575 I've mentioned before, IMHO Boz Scaggs actually looks like an older Tim Allen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (miE9U)

576 I sat through a Rusted Root show (with G. Love and Special Sauce Opening) AND had dinner at an Afghani Restaurant all to bang an ex girlfriend's older sister.

I should have got an extra corner on my Man Card for that night!
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (488xF)


was this in Pittsburgh or Philly?

Posted by: Boxcar Willie at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (jp0Bv)

577 Swampers. Damn Auto Carrot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:41 PM (pUDQf)

578 >>was this in Pittsburgh or Philly?


New York.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:41 PM (488xF)

579 Tom, that was a great show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)

580 Yes! The Stompers. The documentary was awesome. Called 'Muscle Shoals'.


You talking about The Swampers?

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (OMsf+)

581 Name another pop song with an oboe part.

Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater


Here you go, and when you speak of me, speak well of me ---
because it's a fucking masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alvEUFJtMw8

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (8ZmvG)

582 Ahh, I see you were.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (OMsf+)

583 I'm not seriously taunting him. I'm a huge fan of MisHum and always appreciate the ONT content.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (pUDQf)

584 Interesting blog post by George RRRRR Marturd last night:

http://www.georgerrmartin.com/notablog/


Still plans on finishing the series in written form, may not end the same as the series.

And there seem to be Westeros-related shows in development at HBO now.

Don't really care, but interesting to note.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 11:43 PM (smc0A)

585 BB, it has a French Horn or something.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:43 PM (PUmDY)

586 582 Ahh, I see you were.
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (OMsf

Yes. Auto Carcass strikes again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:43 PM (pUDQf)

587 Chris Isaak

Baby did a bad thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzK_jZdKFw

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (S6Pax)

588 To this day, Chris Isaak reminds me of Twin Peaks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (miE9U)

589 573 yeah it was awesome and worth it because isaak came down into the crowd and sang to me.
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:40 PM (DGS6j)

She gets the respect of this 'ron. She knew what she wanted and paid the price gladly. None of us can ask for more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (0MVr3)

590 578 >>was this in Pittsburgh or Philly?


New York.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:41 PM (488xF)

I figured it had to be in PA for Rusted Root. I'll take PA adjacent for half credit.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (jp0Bv)

591 Molly Hatchett did a serviceable cover of "Dreams I'll Never See". I never liked "Flirtin' With Disaster". I got the vibe they were an ersatz Skynyrd replacement after they pranged their plane.

Another obscure song I kind of like just because, "How Much Is A Ticket Back To Georgia" by Head East, off their Flat As A Pancake album.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (SVPcU)

592 you went to an Afghani restaurant?

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (DGS6j)

593
I'd split blues further into Delta Blues, Jazz Blues, and Texas Blues. (Stevie Ray Vaughn)

kinda partial to Texas Blues myself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:33 PM (V2Yro)



yes, yes, and yes.


Muddy Waters said it best: The Blues had a baby, and they named it Rock and Roll.

All good Rock and Roll has it's origins and character from Blues.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (sy5kK)

594 I still want to hear Metallica cover Sundown, Gordon Lightfoot's song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (miE9U)

595 All of Pet Sounds is fantastic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

596 Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list, I posit.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (Cssks)

597 Cosmic, yup.
I love that Brian Wilson left in some mistakes, like the background chatter in Here Today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:47 PM (miE9U)

598 Anybody like The Babys? I play their greatest hits album occasionally and there is some good stuff on it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 11:47 PM (xPl2J)

599 Aha.
They deserve an award just for the great name.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


I think "The The" wins the great name contest.

How did they manage to troll Google from 1979?

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2019 11:47 PM (P1f+c)

600 For a while I thought Molly Hatchet sang Copperhead Road.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (pUDQf)

601 >>you went to an Afghani restaurant?


I should have gotten Hazard Pay from the ManGuild that night.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (488xF)

602 Big tornado on the ground in NE Oklahoma, right now in Delaware County.

Posted by: Vendette at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (KpItb)

603 Best song titles are hands-down country songs.

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly

is a classic.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (kQ8nA)

604 Any man who taunts the MisHum, gets a night in the box.

Nah, they get a 100% Yoko thread.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 20, 2019 11:48 PM (pPNCa)

605 >>Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list


Are you kidding?
Some of the best tones ever to come out of a 59 Les paul are on that LP.
Martin Barre was a monster on that LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (488xF)

606 BB, it has a French Horn or something.

Pretty sure it has a smallish orchestra in it. That was the first song that popped into my head when I heard "oboe part." Not an instrument you normally associate with rock music.

My favorite musical era was between '65 and '75. Lots and lots of good stuff got made during that time. Brand new genres like classical rock (based on classical music, later known as "progressive rock"), psychedelia ("acid rock"), the British blues invasion, the Beatles and the Stones, an awful lot was going on all at once during that time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (HaL55)

607 594 I still want to hear Metallica cover Sundown, Gordon Lightfoot's song.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (miE9U

They did a decent job with Whiskey in the Jar

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (pUDQf)

608 The best rap song was Bob Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" from 1965. It's been all downhill since then.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (sdi6R)

609 Any man who taunts the MisHum, gets a night in the box.



whose box?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (MTjB1)

610 I think it was Duane Allman who got his start at Muscle Shoals. He camped out there in a tent, eventually got hired as a janitor. The rest, as they say, is History.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (SVPcU)

611 Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list, I posit.
Posted by: mnw
--------

Heh. Bumpersticker:

'Joe Biden'
'Eying Little Girls With Bad Intent'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (xSo9G)

612 583 I'm not seriously taunting him. I'm a huge fan of MisHum and always appreciate the ONT content.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:42 PM (pUDQf)


Evil, sinister chuckle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G)

613 >>I think it was Duane Allman who got his start at Muscle Shoals.


He was on a TON of stuff, as a session player.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (488xF)

614 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Needle Point.

Actually, that's counted cross-stitch (which I've never done--I did all my sewing on sports equipment and rats).

Posted by: Otto Zilch at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (U2esv)

615 rickl, no, the best rap song is Happiness Is A Warm Gun. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

616 596 Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list, I posit.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:46 PM (Cssks)

More for subject matter than song though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (0MVr3)

617 SKY VAGINA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (pw+jk)

618 you even your favorite songs ever, how much of their greatness is because of what you were doing.


like the theme for chips

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM (MTjB1)

619 Booknlass, the problem with the early 80's music was that I was not happy then and the music reminds me.

Tears for Fears is one of the worst. Good song, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM (KTmSx)

620 Evil, sinister chuckle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G

You know who else had an evil, sinister chuckle??

That's right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM (pUDQf)

621 hanging out with Perry Mason

Posted by: booknlass at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (xIKXj)

622 Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (sdi6R)


Someone has a BD on Friday

Since it is Daves night I will wish mr. Zimmerman a happy early BD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (aA3+G)

623 guessing that the reason neil diamond worked so well in the 90s is that everything from the 90s sucked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

624 Any Morgan James fans here?

https://tinyurl.com/yd4q3ssp

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (EfMCv)

625
A sort of 1940's style cover of Kid Rock's Bawitdaba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-t3FXjHfsU


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (f1en5)

626
Nah, they get a 100% Yoko thread.
Posted by: Basement Cat


Long Yoko

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (aKsyK)

627 608 The best rap song was Bob Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" from 1965. It's been all downhill since then.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (sdi6R)


damn. you are correct.


so I correct my earlier post, there is ONE rap song that I like.

I didn't know it was rap, because it was 1965.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (sy5kK)

628 hanging out with Perry Mason
Posted by: booknlass at M


would have guessed you were more paul drake than perry. hell would have guessed you were more della street than perry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (MTjB1)

629 The Worst Name for a Lead Singer was the dude in "Question Mark and the Mysterions". I think he actually tried to change his name to "?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (V2Yro)

630
Evil, sinister chuckle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G


You know who else had an evil, sinister chuckle??


That's right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM


Maybe I'll just lurk tomorrow evening...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (CLcKT)

631 605 garrett

Ok. You are obviously more knowledgeable about "Aqualung" than I. I just always thought it was unlistenable.

I'm not a big rock flute fan, btw.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (Cssks)

632 oboe in a song, that might not be a pop song, but... The Cranes
youtu.be/UI3oU-50UiQ
pure beauty

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (ykYG2)

633 Yoko Ono: The Lost Sessions

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (4knXT)

634 'Joe Biden'
'Eying Little Girls With Bad Intent'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Little girls with bad intent? I can't blame them. If Joe Biden was eying me, I'd have bad intentions, too.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (P1f+c)

635 Speaking of recording studios, Dave Grohl did a good documentary called Sound City. He rescued a quite famous mixer board from there before the place was sold off. Lots of famous albums recorded on it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (pUDQf)

636 In terms of album sales and comcert draw, the Brits were tough to beat.

Figure - Beatles/Stones/Led Zeppelin from '65 to '75 they had a lock. No Americans really came close. Maybe Dylan .. and ... the Eagles? Like 'em or not, the iggles sold a shitload of albums. "Greatest Hits" is probably one of the best selling albums ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SVPcU)

637
I'm not a big rock flute fan, btw.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2019 11:53 PM (Cssks)

-------

It could have been worse. It could have been a tuba.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2019 11:55 PM (4knXT)

638 The Worst Name for a Lead Singer was the dude in "Question Mark and the Mysterions". I think he actually tried to change his name to "?"

Posted by: Tom Servo


Is that where Prince got the idea?

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2019 11:55 PM (P1f+c)

639 "Interesting blog post by George RRRRR Marturd last night:




Still plans on finishing the series in written form, may not end the same as the series."


Planning and doing seem to be mutually exclusive with him these days.


No way that guy's heart has enough juice to make it through all the threads he's gotta tie up.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 20, 2019 11:55 PM (ETHQn)

640 you know, kind of funny thing, the music from the 90s sucked but so did girls listening to neil diamond. wonder how that worked? some sort of cosmic offset or something.

sucky music but sucking girls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

641 Good evening one and all

Absolutely beautiful photo up top.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (IDhUW)

642 Muddy Waters said it best: The Blues had a baby, and they named it Rock and Roll.



All good Rock and Roll has it's origins and character from Blues.



All rock and all jazz, too. The thing about the Blues is that it speaks to everyone. There's not anyone who doesn't get it.

There are only two kinds of people: Blues fans and people who will become blues fans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (HaL55)

643 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:51 PM (pUDQf)


Who
And

Hope you're around Later this week

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (aA3+G)

644
A sort of 1940's style cover of Kid Rock's Bawitdaba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-t3FXjHfsU



If you watch this, keep your eye on the bass player in the back.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (f1en5)

645 624 Any Morgan James fans here?

https://tinyurl.com/yd4q3ssp
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (EfMCv)

DAYAMM!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (V2Yro)

646 you know, joe biden has ruined the best bar pickup line ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

647 >> You are obviously more knowledgeable about "Aqualung" than I. I just always thought it was unlistenable.


It's a terrible recording for some reason I forget.

But, that LP has some incredible guitar work on it.
There's a story about the Solo on Locomotive Breath being cut while Jimmy Page was in the control room. (Zep was concurrently recording for Houses of the Holy).
When Barre finished and asked if he should do another take, Page told the Engineer to tell Barre he didn't need to.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (488xF)

648 >>>I'm not a big rock flute fan, btw.

now that's funny

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (DGS6j)

649 A sort of 1940's style cover of Kid Rock's Bawitdaba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-t3FXjHfsU

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (f1en5)


Yeah I could watch that all day. It's like a little playground. Sounds good too.
Her Intergalactic is also pretty awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D207V63EBXk

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (uEbPt)

650 635; i saw that about a month ago bama, good stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

651 I liked the album Aqualung a lot.


The first 350 times I listened to it.


And that is really the problem with a lot of songs, they get so overplayed, what was once an interesting piece of music becomes annoying, even disgusting.



But I still like Aqualung. Haven't listened to it in maybe a decade, though.

Might pull it out later tonight.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (sy5kK)

652 Obscure pop music trivia: John Sebastian played harmonica on Gordon Lightfoot's Recording of 'The Pony Man'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (xSo9G)

653 >>Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" is worthy of consideration for the burn-on-sight list





Are you kidding?

Some of the best tones ever to come out of a 59 Les paul are on that LP.

Martin Barre was a monster on that LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:49 PM (488xF)


I learned the entire lead to that song JUST to test the tone on vintage guitars. Me, despicable metal me, so what does THAT tell you?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (9Om/r)

654 Hope you're around Later this week
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (aA3+G




Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (pUDQf)

655 you know, joe biden has ruined the best bar pickup line ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth
--------

'Show me the way to the next little girl'?

Posted by: Jim Morrison at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (xSo9G)

656 you know, joe biden has ruined the best bar pickup line ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)


Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (uEbPt)

657 >>I still like Aqualung. Haven't listened to it in maybe a decade, though.


Once every 2 years or so I dust off the DCC LP and let'r rip.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:59 PM (488xF)

658 Yoko Ono: The Lost Sessions
Posted by: Cicero


Sean Ono Lennon was on The Beatles Sirius XM channel last Friday, and was talking about songs that his mother had made while The Plastic Ono Band existed.
And yes, it was just crap. So...I changed the station.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 21, 2019 12:00 AM (S6Pax)

659 qdpsteve, do you SERIOUSLY not know the lyrics to "Brown Sugar"?

Enjoy:

https://tinyurl.com/yxrhbp4l

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 21, 2019 12:00 AM (QU+qf)

660
There are only two kinds of people: Blues fans and people who will become blues fans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (HaL55)


BB. consider your comment officially stolen.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:00 AM (sy5kK)

661 650 635; i saw that about a month ago bama, good stuff.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

As much as I disliked Nirvana, Dave Grohl is an excellent musician.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (pUDQf)

662 Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?
Posted by: ... at May 2




no it is "hey little girl, want some candy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)

663 631 I'm not a big rock flute fan, btw.

How about Chris Wood's work with Traffic?

Posted by: Otto Zilch at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (U2esv)

664 i hope no posters here were in journey. if so, i apologize for the knock.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (DGS6j)

665 >>I learned the entire lead to that song JUST to test the tone on vintage guitars. Me, despicable metal me, so what does THAT tell you?


My ears are ok.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (488xF)

666 AVENGE ME

Posted by: THE HAG at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (uEbPt)

667 It's cold and rainy here in the Bay Area in MAY! Freakin MAY which is summer light here. This is a fucking ice age, book it.

Posted by: Max Power at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (QCc6B)

668 Eleanor, thanks I think :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (miE9U)

669 i hope no posters here were in journey. if so, i apologize for the knock.
Posted by: trapper's girl at M




never ever apologize for a silly opinion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (MTjB1)

670 The best rap song was Bob Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues"

Look, just because you never listened to Carson J Robison is no reason to think that Bob Dylan never listened to Carson J Robison.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (8ZmvG)

671 Posted by: Max Power at May 21, 2019 12:02 AM (QCc6B)

LOL, can you "book" an ice age? It's a solar minimum. Should be done in like 10 years.

Posted by: ... at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)

672 There are only two kinds of people: Blues fans and people who will become blues fans.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 11:56 PM (HaL55)



...and then there was me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (9Om/r)

673 >>It's cold and rainy here in the Bay Area in MAY!


MISSION IN THE RAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YXqqMCVbts

Posted by: JGB at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (488xF)

674 664 i hope no posters here were in journey. if so, i apologize for the knock.
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (DGS6j

Journey, like most successful bands, was overplayed on the radio. I get some folks dislike. But Steve Perry was a once in a lifetime vocalist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (pUDQf)

675 'Show me the way to the next little girl'?
Posted by: Jim Morrison

Berthold Brecht, 1929!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (FTlwv)

676 The Marshall Tucker Band had a flute player.
Tony Iommi plays flute on Solitude from Master Of Reality.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (xPl2J)

677 Music tonight, hmmmmm

Mozart, Chopin, Bach, Rachmaninov

Raindrop Prelude by Chopin is one of my favorites.

2 Cellos do some amazing songs.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (IDhUW)

678 What kind of glorious horn/woodwind is used in Into the Mystic?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

679 Obscure pop music trivia: John Sebastian played harmonica on Gordon Lightfoot's Recording of 'The Pony Man'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (xSo9G)

And Rod Stewart played harmonica on Millie Smalls' recording of "My Boy Lollipop".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (7njPr)

680 Cubs lose in the 10th.
And, "Black Mama, White Mama" (also know as Hot, Hard, and Mean in the UK) is on the IND channel. Pam Grier, Margaret Markov.

From 1973. One star rating.

I'm amused.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (ufFY8)

681 Sean Ono Lennon was on The Beatles Sirius XM channel last Friday

Sirius XM had one of their periodic free weeks to try to get me to sign up.

The Beatles channel was hosted by Neil Sedaka, who told anecdotes about the important influence that Neil Sedaka had on the Beatles, played a Neil Sedaka song inspired by the Beatles, and failed to play any actual Beatles songs.

Pass.

Posted by: The ARC of History at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

682 I liked thick as a brick better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (V2Yro)

683 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio.

And please to not taunt MisHum lest he torture us with links to She Who Must Not Be Named Because If You Say Her Name Three Times, She'll Show Up Unbidden Like BeetleJuice Did In That Movie And Make Our Lives A Musical Hell And We Don't Want That Now Do We?


Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (HaL55)

684 Hang in there until it kicks in...

Posted by: JGB at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (488xF)

685 no, I like the smart ones, Y5


kindltot, the 80's were fricken' rough for me too. I sympathize

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (xIKXj)

686 I think he actually tried to change his name to "?"

Posted by: Tom Servo


The first song by a Canadian band ('68 or '69, I think) was cut but there was an issue with the band's name for the single.

The demo copies had "?", a question mark, as the name of the band.


Guess Who the band was?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (sy5kK)

687 I see ace has been fasting on the beach again.

Posted by: literally serious at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (M/hAK)

688 I love this chick's voice. In this band she's epic. Damn, I was never much of a fan of symphonic metal, but this is amazing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

689 Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (HaL55

I played with fire tonight.

I regret nothing!!!

I may later though. Lol.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:06 AM (pUDQf)

690 John Sebastian played harmonica on Gordon Lightfoot's Recording of 'The Pony Man'

John Sebastian's father was the best harmonica player in the world.
Always check those credits for "Sr." and "Jr."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:06 AM (8ZmvG)

691 LeftCoast, you answered your own question :-)

Also, the Four Seasons once released a single under the name The Wonder Who.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:06 AM (miE9U)

692 It's a solar minimum. Should be done in like 10 years.
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (uEbPt)


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 12:06 AM (3hr5B)

693 646 you know, joe biden has ruined the best bar pickup line ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

'I have puppies in my van.' was never that good of a line. Sorry dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 12:07 AM (0MVr3)

694 Hey, have you guys ever heard about this internet thing? I just clicked on something about the Rolling Stones and it took me to another thing about the Rolling Stones and I've been in a Rolling Stones rabbit hole for the last two hours or so.

What day is it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (fuK7c)

695 692
As Zombie Edward Maunder snickers quietly to himself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (3hr5B)

696 guessing that the reason neil diamond worked so well in the 90s is that everything from the 90s sucked.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 11:52 PM (MTjB1)


I started listening to Ska and swing in the 90's.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (KTmSx)

697 676 The Marshall Tucker Band had a flute player.
Tony Iommi plays flute on Solitude from Master Of Reality.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2019 12:04 AM (xPl2J)


Outstanding Southern Rock. Around the same era as the Allman Brothers.

*wipes tear*

such fantastic music in just a few years.

compare to today. what the hell has happened?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (sy5kK)

698 >>I started listening to Ska and swing in the 90's.


Skankin' Pickle?

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (488xF)

699 Snowing right now. Not a lot, but it's sticking on grassy areas, and my deck, and the vehicles, of course.

Kinda funny to hear people bitch about it, like it's some kind of affront to normality. Look. We live in the shadow of the Rocky Mountains. this happens. kind of a lot, really. I remember as a kid in Wyoming we often saw snow flurries on Memorial Day weekend, or cold rain at least.

Weather is gonna do whatever the fuck it wants to. So it's snowing right now. Better a light snowfall than the hellish tornado activity to the east of us. I pray for those folks out that way.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (uzjER)

700 compare to today. what the hell has happened?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (sy5kK


I wish I knew. Auto tune and rap, I surmise.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (pUDQf)

701 688: berserker, there is some symphonic metal that has grown on me. there's some talent there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (KP5rU)

702 @667 Max Power-it's only rainy and cool here in the Bay Area because I'm going back to work at Chevron Refinery here in Richmond plus I washed both my vehicles last Thursday. It's my fault.

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (lyZbS)

703 the Eagles? Like 'em or not, the iggles sold a shitload of albums. "Greatest Hits" is probably one of the best selling albums ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SVPcU)


I enjoyed The Eagles from the start (Take It Easy). I bought one cassette (for the car) I liked, the 'On the Border' one. It has some bubblegum angst songs which I loathe straight into the pits of Hell. But it also has 'Already Gone', one of their underrated songs (at least by my unscientific viewing of their popular songs). Saw them in concert in '75 on that album's tour, with a still-country -- and still good looking -- Linda Ronstadt opening.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 12:10 AM (Y8PSl)

704 Look, just because you never listened to Carson J Robison is no reason to think that Bob Dylan never listened to Carson J Robison.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (8ZmvG)


Heh, I was going to link this as an early example of rap, but you beat me to it:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GkLQsO3kXpU

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:10 AM (7njPr)

705 Oh that's funny. I just parachuted into the thread and it turns out y'all were already talking about music.

*keeps scrolling up*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:11 AM (fuK7c)

706 "I love this chick's voice. In this band she's epic. Damn, I was never much of a fan of symphonic metal, but this is amazing."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

That isn't even a drum kit. It is a "Percussion Rescue Vehicle".

Posted by: Sick Boy at May 21, 2019 12:11 AM (Ckg4U)

707 RickZ, I've always enjoyed the Eagles, even though I know they were douchebags in real life. Thankfully that didn't come through so much on the actual albums, at least.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:11 AM (miE9U)

708 694 Hey, have you guys ever heard about this internet thing? I just clicked on something about the Rolling Stones and it took me to another thing about the Rolling Stones and I've been in a Rolling Stones rabbit hole for the last two hours or so.

What day is it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:08 AM (fuK7c)


Did you thank Al Gore? That is just one of his many inventions.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (sy5kK)

709 I started listening to Ska and swing in the 90's.
Posted by: Kindltot at M




you know, they would be like mouthwash for getting nirvana out of your mouth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (MTjB1)

710 Night all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)

711 Weren't the Eagles mostly the Stone Ponies who were Linda Ronstadt's backup band?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (fuK7c)

712 Saxa (player) from the (English) Beat was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:13 AM (PUmDY)

713 711 Weren't the Eagles mostly the Stone Ponies who were Linda Ronstadt's backup band?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:12 AM (fuK7c

I believe this is correct. At least the Linda Ronstadt part.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:13 AM (pUDQf)

714 Bandersnatch, no. Stone Poneys were a whole different band.

The Eagles were Linda's backup band when she was a solo artist, and playing a (free?) show at Disneyland in 1970. I believe that's how Frey and Henley met.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:13 AM (miE9U)

715 Since Bob Dylan has been ragged on do you guys hate all harmonica players because I kind of like Blues Traveler and John Popper.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:14 AM (2DOZq)

716 Stone Poneys were, per wiki:

Bobby Kimmell
Kenny Edwards
Shep Cooke
Kit Alderson
John Forsha
John Ware
John Keski
Herb Steiner
Bill Martin

... none of whom were ever in the Eagles.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:15 AM (miE9U)

717 RickZ, I've always enjoyed the Eagles, even though I know they were douchebags in real life. Thankfully that didn't come through so much on the actual albums, at least.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:11 AM (miE9U)

I think Don Felder seems cool. I've heard him being interviewed on the local rock station before. Sounds like a nice guy who got dicked by that other Don.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 12:15 AM (uzjER)

718 Since Bob Dylan has been ragged on do you guys hate all harmonica players because I kind of like Blues Traveler and John Popper.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:14 AM (2DOZq)

Who hates harmonica players? There are many awesome blues harmonica players.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (7njPr)

719 Fun facts: there was actually a British Invasion band in teh 1960s called The Eagles, who had only one very minor hit I believe.

There was also a 1960s Brit Invasion band called Nirvana.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (miE9U)

720 636 In terms of album sales and comcert draw, the Brits were tough to beat.

Figure - Beatles/Stones/Led Zeppelin from '65 to '75 they had a lock. No Americans really came close. Maybe Dylan .. and ... the Eagles? Like 'em or not, the iggles sold a shitload of albums. "Greatest Hits" is probably one of the best selling albums ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SVPcU)


I dunno about Dylan. Maybe cumulative album sales over 50-60 years, but he never had a monster hit album on the scale of "Dark Side of the Moon" or even "Frampton Comes Alive" for that matter.

I don't think he ever had a #1 single. "Like a Rolling Stone" topped out at #2, while the Beatles' "Help!" stubbornly held the #1 spot.

I remember seeing a website that showed the week-by-week movements of the top 20 singles since the 1950s, but I didn't save it. It was interesting to look at.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (sdi6R)

721 Stone Poneys were, per wiki:


Yes, but looking things up is cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (fuK7c)

722 gotta do some stuff, so you all have a great night!


great trip down musical memory lane, thanks all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (sy5kK)

723 Whenever it's Amazon's own carrier delivering my package, it's usually late. They have a long way to go just to reach their prime promises, much less 1 day delivery. I've come to really dislike the word exception.

Posted by: Quilp at May 21, 2019 12:17 AM (Bf3hj)

724 great flute player for Joe Walsh

italian name.... Joe Vitale!

love early solo Walsh.

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 12:17 AM (xIKXj)

725 I dunno about Dylan.

Does Frampton deserve a Nobel Prize?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (fuK7c)

726
Fun facts: there was actually a British Invasion band in teh 1960s called The Eagles, who had only one very minor hit I believe.

There was also a 1960s Brit Invasion band called Nirvana.
Posted by: qdpsteve


There was another called The Birds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (aKsyK)

727 That isn't even a drum kit. It is a "Percussion Rescue Vehicle".
Posted by: Sick Boy


No, that would be Mike Portnoy's "Siamese Monster" setup.

https://youtu.be/XFo8UgrUkNA

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (P1f+c)

728 Skankin' Pickle?
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:09 AM (488xF)


Skankin Pickle, Skahoovian Epitones, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Skavoovie and the Epitones . . . uyup.

Lord knows how I got from The Cure and Echo and the Bunnymen to Reel Big Fish and Cherry Poppin' Daddies in under ten years.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (KTmSx)

729 Bertram, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (miE9U)

730 love this chick's voice. In this band she's epic. Damn, I was never much of a fan of symphonic metal, but this is amazing."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

Evanescence

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (2DOZq)

731 Since Bob Dylan has been ragged on do you guys hate all harmonica players because I kind of like Blues Traveler and John Popper.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
-----------


Hate? You want hate?
Just wait until I mention Roger Sprung.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (xSo9G)

732 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo
--Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

Dude has more cymbals than Ancient Egyptian Tombs.

Posted by: Sick Boy at May 21, 2019 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)

733 @704 I have his damn songbook, from when my dad was a kid.
He was also responsible for the original Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Dad still is a big fan of Bradley Kincaid. These kids nowadays who think they've had it with a song only know the third and fourth novelty re-makes of"On Top of Old Smokey."


Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:20 AM (8ZmvG)

734
Heh. Uber and Lyft drivers have learned a clever trick to jack up prices. While waiting near the airports, they all shut off their apps simultaneously when a place lands.

This makes the system think there is a shortage of drivers as demand for rides spikes, causes the system to spike prices.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7051735

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 12:20 AM (NMAzL)

735 Funny thing about the Eagles, from my perspective: I heard all kinds of their singles on the radio back in the day, but I had no clue that it was all the same band, because of all the different lead singers. Also I was deep into Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath and Judas Priest, tec. at the time.

When I finally heard the albums The Long Run and Hotel California a switch went off in my head: Wait. that's the same fucking band?

Huh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 12:20 AM (uzjER)

736 Evanescence
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (2DOZq)

Ms Lee has a great voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (0MVr3)

737 Hate? You want hate?
Just wait until I mention Roger Sprung.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (xSo9G)

Of Sprung Instant Structures?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (7njPr)

738 Fun facts: there was actually a British Invasion band in teh 1960s called The Eagles, who had only one very minor hit I believe.

There was also a 1960s Brit Invasion band called Nirvana.
Posted by: qdpsteve

There was another called The Birds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Sometimes that makes the "new" band change their name, other times not.

Dream Theater was "Majesty" in their pre-album days.

The Japanese band "X" became "X Japan".

Swedish "Drain" became "Drain STH" (Stockholm's airport code.)

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (P1f+c)

739 There was actually a very short-lived band in the mid 1960s that was signed to Motown, called the Mynah Birds.

It featured... not a joke... Rick James *and* Neil Young.

Unfortunately I believe James got himself arrested for something before they could put an album together, and Motown never released anything by them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (miE9U)

740 Obscure pop music trivia . . .

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 11:57 PM (xSo9G)


. . . question: Who was the only other singer than Robert Plant to be heard on a Led Zeppelin studio album (don't know about concerts)? I'll give a clue: She was given album cover credit for the cut. Singer, album and song. Bonus points for her most famous band.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (Y8PSl)

741 love early solo Walsh.

---

Joe Walsh is now crazy, but not in a fun way.

He will NOT let anyone put a spotlight on him when they're doing an arena show-- so you can't see him. And if they do spotlight him, he will have a meltdown and literally stop the show and bitch about it.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (sktRI)

742 mikeski, yup.
The Beatles supposedly went through a ton of names. The Quarrymen, Johnny & the Moondogs, The Silver Beatles.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:22 AM (miE9U)

743 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM

For Memorial Day.

Five Finger Death Punch, they get it.

Posted by: Don Q at May 21, 2019 12:22 AM (NgKpN)

744 Skankin Pickle, Skahoovian Epitones, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Skavoovie and the Epitones . . . uyup.


PASO-Pannonia All Stars Ska Orchestra

https://www.youtube.com/user/pannoniaallstars

Posted by: Miklos, Magyar ranking full stop at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

745 great trip down musical memory lane, thanks all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 12:16 AM (sy5kK)

If we had gone down musical mammary lane, we could have seen Dolly Parton.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (7njPr)

746 you know, nearly all of my favorite singers are women. something about the very best women singers, haunting quality to them.

the other thing it is nice to hear some cute woman not bitching about things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

747 In case Beartooth happens by - answer is yes, I think I have written down your reco'd books on Rzhev, and no, I have not read any of them yet. Have stopped buying books, generally, and get them from the public library and the universities I can access via the public library. None of those in the collections - not shocking, but there are some surprising books that are. These obscure history books can cost big $, adding additional disincentive to buy. We'll see, when the oil wells start producing and the lottery winnings begin to pour in, might resume buying.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QDnY+)

748 Zappa's first band, 'Captain Muffler and the Glasspacks'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (xSo9G)

749 Hate? You want hate?
Just wait until I mention Roger Sprung.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:19 AM (xSo9G)

Bluegrass can do that .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (2DOZq)

750 Ms Lee has a great voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (0MVr3)

Seconded. Shame she won't do new music.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (pUDQf)

751 Joe Walsh is now crazy, but not in a fun way.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (sktRI)

Saw a Les Paul session on Yootoobz featuring Joe. It was...weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (uzjER)

752 Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables, so you can see yourself while you are eating?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (PUmDY)

753 >>Lord knows how I got from The Cure and Echo and the Bunnymen to Reel Big Fish and Cherry Poppin' Daddies in under ten years.


Maybe blame Fishbone. It's how most people found ska, in my experience.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (488xF)

754 youtube.com/watch?v=HWxMj6IQbJc

Posted by: white rabbit at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (K1IUD)

755 >>>Who hates harmonica players? There are many awesome blues harmonica players.


John Kay Steppenwolf Wolf
Warren Zevon
Ian Hunter Mott the Hoople

Just to name a few harp players

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 12:24 AM (aA3+G)

756 Who was the only other singer than Robert Plant to be heard on a Led Zeppelin studio album (don't know about concerts)? I'll give a clue: She was given album cover credit for the cut. Singer, album and song. Bonus points for her most famous band.
--

Battle of Evermore?

Yes, I cheated and looked it up.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (sktRI)

757 >> Who was the only other singer than Robert Plant to be heard on a Led Zeppelin studio album (don't know about concerts)? I'll give a clue: She was given album cover credit for the cut. Singer, album and song. Bonus points for her most famous band.


Sandy Denny on Zoso.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (488xF)

758 shibumi, Sandy Denny.
She was huge for a short time in the late 1960s/early 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (miE9U)

759 yes, joe walsh has lost his mind. but, hey, it was a short drive.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

760 garrett beat me to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (miE9U)

761 It's not from the 80s but this it was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9iTjVfh558

Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (wCTys)

762 I see the pestilence outside my window
I see the dung heaps piled at least a mile high

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (lyZbS)

763 >>Who hates harmonica players? There are many awesome blues harmonica players.


Mickey Raphael

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (488xF)

764 shibumi, Sandy Denny.
She was huge for a short time in the late 1960s/early 1970s.
--

The funny part about all of it?

I never realized that it was a woman. I thought it was Robert Plant in a higher octave.

/I am shamed

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:26 AM (sktRI)

765 >>I see the pestilence outside my window
I see the dung heaps piled at least a mile high


Hands down - the BEST Live Shows, ever.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (488xF)

766 Joe Walsh is now crazy, but not in a fun way.

He will NOT let anyone put a spotlight on him when they're doing an arena show-- so you can't see him. And if they do spotlight him, he will have a meltdown and literally stop the show and bitch about it.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:21 AM (sktRI)

Did his nose fall off? Sometimes that happens.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (jp0Bv)

767 It's how most people found ska, in my experience.


There were, I think, two skas. One was before reggae and they played for Two Tone records and played songs about "the higher the monkey climbs, the more he expose" in the sixties.

And then in the seventies there was a post-reggae ska revival. So, two skas.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (fuK7c)

768 Sandy Denny on Zoso.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (488xF)

Sandy Denny died tragically young. Love her song, "I Wonder Where the Time Goes?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:28 AM (7njPr)

769 shibumi, LOL.

I thought that Owner Of A Broken Heart was sung by a woman for quite some time before realizing it was Jon Anderson.

Also, Jackie Blue by Ozark Mountain Daredevils. Turns out it was sung by their drummer, who had this funny talent of being able making himself sound exactly like a fairly sexy woman when he sang.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:28 AM (miE9U)

770 A third party Kenny Loggins story:

Hotel. Chicago.

"colon cleansing"

Not welcome back at hotel

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:28 AM (sktRI)

771 Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (fuK7c)

Hardy har har that's a negative blueberry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2019 12:29 AM (aA3+G)

772 ...Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?
Posted by: ... at May 2




no it is "hey little girl, want some candy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)




Or the Jewish version:


*pulls up in scuzzy old van*

*dirty old man voice*


"...wanna buy some candy liddle gurrrrl?"



Damn, that joke wasn't Kosher, wuzzit?

*denounces self*

*tips hat to the Tribe*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

773 Led Zeppelin were, right at the beginning, mere hangers-on to the Brit folk scene of which Sandy Denny was reigning queen. She up and died, is all.

It's part of British folk music.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (8ZmvG)

774 Actually Jimmy gets one vocal on a Zep tune.
The word - 'Stop'
From Out on the Tiles.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (488xF)

775 A third party Kenny Loggins story:

Hotel. Chicago.

"colon cleansing"

Not welcome back at hotel
Posted by: shibumi,

I guess that explains the Caddyshack theme.

Posted by: Miklos, who was almost in that movie at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

776 I read Goin to California was about Joni Mitchell. Isn't she from Canada?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

777 yes mickey is good. i saw him at harrah's lake tahoe when the lead gave me his scarf.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 12:31 AM (DGS6j)

778 the perry mason song rocks. don't you think?

good night all. fun music chatting with you

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2019 12:31 AM (xIKXj)

779 Also, Jackie Blue by Ozark Mountain Daredevils. Turns out it was sung by their drummer, who had this funny talent of being able making himself sound exactly like a fairly sexy woman when he sang.
--

OMG. I always thought that was a woman too.

A man singing like a woman? Not hot. Really. NOT. Hot.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (sktRI)

780 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (EpiSx)

781 Mikklos, I will listen to your Hungarian Ska, but here is Catalan Ska, La Fumiga

https://youtu.be/38Cv0P_Huck

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (KTmSx)

782 Sandy Denny is Fairport Convention. Which coexists with Steeleye Span. Which are both sort of spiritual godfathers to the Pogues.

The idea of giving rock and roll balls to English and Celtic folk music will always be good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (fuK7c)

783 >>yes mickey is good. i saw him at harrah's lake tahoe when the lead gave me his scarf.


So. Chris Isaak sings to you adnguys give you their scarves from stage?

You are either hot, or you have great tits and you are hot.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:32 AM (488xF)

784 shibumi, yup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v31wwyteRqo

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:33 AM (miE9U)

785 I listened to little Stevie Wonder right up until it dawned on me that he is full bore racist.

Stevie ought to give all the white people that bought his records their money back.

How does he *know* he is black?

Posted by: free tibet at May 21, 2019 12:34 AM (Ibwur)

786 "No, that would be Mike Portnoy's "Siamese Monster" setup."
https://youtu.be/XFo8UgrUkNA
-Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 12:18 AM (P1f+c)

Okay. If that last setup was a "Percussion Rescue Vehicle", this one is an "Impact Hospital Wing".

...tune notwithstanding.

Posted by: Sick Boy at May 21, 2019 12:34 AM (Ckg4U)

787 just lucky i guess.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 12:34 AM (DGS6j)

788 >>just lucky i guess.


So, The later. I knew it!

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:34 AM (488xF)

789 @765 garrett-agreed, they put on a hell of a show. Seen them a couple times. Last iteration Rocky George was playing in the band. A bit of a treat for me. They're playing here in Cali in August ....Thunder Valley casino

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 12:35 AM (lyZbS)

790 Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific?
Posted by: ... at May 2




no it is "hey little girl, want some candy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)



Or the Jewish version:


*pulls up in scuzzy old van*

*dirty old man voice*


"...wanna buy some candy liddle gurrrrl?"



Damn, that joke wasn't Kosher, wuzzit?

*denounces self*

*tips hat to the Tribe*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at M'''




everything is good, however, there was a guy I knew who used the little girl line in bars. was his thing. worked for him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2019 12:36 AM (MTjB1)

791 Garrett, ever been to the Gorge for shows?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:36 AM (PUmDY)

792 She was huge for a short time in the late 1960s/early 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:25 AM (miE9U)


A fall down some stairs and hitting her head on concrete, and medication side-effects, in '78 did her in. But they say she was getting strange a few years before she died.

Love her Fairport Convention stuff, though. She had that haunting quality in her strong voice.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 12:37 AM (Y8PSl)

793 I read Goin to California was about Joni Mitchell. Isn't she from Canada?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

Ft. MacLeod Alberta, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 12:37 AM (7njPr)

794 >>They're playing here in Cali in August ....Thunder Valley casino


Sweet. I have had my nose broken in 3 pits.

Twice by Angelo. Goofy stage diving bastard always lands boot first on my nose!

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:37 AM (488xF)

795 case Beartooth happens by - answer is yes, I think I have written down your reco'd books on Rzhev, and no, I have not read any of them yet. Have stopped buying books, generally, and get them from the public library and the universities I can access via the public library. None of those in the collections - not shocking, but there are some surprising books that are. These obscure history books can cost big $, adding additional disincentive to buy. We'll see, when the oil wells start producing and the lottery winnings begin to pour in, might resume buying.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QDn

Hi Rhomboid,

Just saw this after getting back from the night patrol with the dog. Since this ended up a music thread I was going to post the book names tomorrow night.

I believe the kindle books were free or $1.99. Not too much of a splurge.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 21, 2019 12:37 AM (5q9y4)

796 No, Charlie. Only time I was at that place was before a show...I don't like people enough to spend a weekend at a venue like that.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (488xF)

797 >>> 542 Evening, all. I'm re-adjusting. Been looking at Wilbur the guinea pig more closely the past few days.
I think Wilbur is a girl. There don't seem to be any cojones.
Posted by: creeper at May 20, 2019 11:35 PM (VAirE)

So... Wilbur is really Wilma?


>>> 591 Molly Hatchett did a serviceable cover of "Dreams I'll Never See". I never liked "Flirtin' With Disaster". I got the vibe they were an ersatz Skynyrd replacement after they pranged their plane.

Another obscure song I kind of like just because, "How Much Is A Ticket Back To Georgia" by Head East, off their Flat As A Pancake album.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:45 PM (SVPcU)

Rachel Corrie was from Georgia???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (0ReGO)

798 I listened to little Stevie Wonder right up until it dawned on me that he is full bore racist.

--

So, here's the thing. I suspect that the *vast* majority of singers, writers, actors, directors and so on are complete and utter assholes. Their talents have absolutely nothing to do with who they are as people. At all. They're the entertainment version of Ted Bundy: nice, charming and good looking, but really, kind of serial killers


/and yes, there are exceptions, but just to be safe, don't ever meet anyone you admire, you're setting yourself up for disappointment

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (sktRI)

799 My favorite Eagles Song (that doesn't sound at all like an Eagles Song):

https://tinyurl.com/y3okvpoa

Journey of the Sorcerer

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (V2Yro)

800 And then in the seventies there was a post-reggae ska revival. So, two skas.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (fuK7c)


Three Skas, the 90's iteration was considered Third Wave Ska.


(Three Skas sound like an Orwell pastiche)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (KTmSx)

801 Not camping, lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:39 AM (PUmDY)

802 Beartooth, thanks, glad you saw it. Well, no kindle, so .... we'll see.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 21, 2019 12:40 AM (QDnY+)

803 Mikklos, I will listen to your Hungarian Ska, but here is Catalan Ska, La Fumiga

https://youtu.be/38Cv0P_Huck
Posted by: Kindltot

Dios mio! Those guys are good! I worked for a Barcelona company for years, and tried my best to get myself based there. But nooo, speaky Magyar, you stay Budapest.

Not entirely coincidentally, they went into bankruptcy about a year after I quit.

In all modesty, the Barcelona Ska scene would be better with a Miklos around.

Posted by: Miklos, with a sax under his bed at May 21, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

804 Tom, on the extras on one of the special editions of Reckoning, REM has a surf rock song. Doesn't sound anything like them, but it's great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:40 AM (miE9U)

805 670
Look, just because you never listened to Carson J Robison is no reason to think that Bob Dylan never listened to Carson J Robison.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 12:03 AM (8ZmvG)


You may have a point there. I believe Dylan knows every American song ever recorded.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 12:40 AM (sdi6R)

806 Place is pretty much in the middle of nowhere...so, most people I know that go to those shows are camping.

Fuckin' Hippies.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:41 AM (488xF)

807 Here it is. REM doing surf rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5RzOxQhakA

Doesn't sound anything like them, but it rocks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:41 AM (miE9U)

808 Three Skas, the 90's iteration was considered Third Wave Ska.


Can't comment. I checked out for the 90s.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:42 AM (fuK7c)

809 So, two skas.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (fuK7c)

Three Skas,

Blackburn Skua

Posted by: Miklos, sitting in for Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

810 Is No Doubt considered 3rd Wave? Ebb Tide?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:43 AM (PUmDY)

811 Cosmic, yes they are. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:44 AM (miE9U)

812 nd then in the seventies there was a post-reggae ska revival. So, two skas.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 12:27 AM (fuK7c)

Three Skas, the 90's iteration was considered Third Wave Ska.


(Three Skas sound like an Orwell pastiche)


Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:38 AM (KTmSx)


yeah somewhere carved on an ancient cave wall it reads "'Look to the Ska and see the caca".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 12:45 AM (9Om/r)

813 Is No Doubt considered 3rd Wave? Ebb Tide?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:43 AM (PUmDY)


Lockjaw album, of course. Everything after is not. Something to do with hiring a whole 'nother backing band.

*just queued some Sublime memories too*

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:45 AM (KTmSx)

814 I am off to bed, but 90's music reminded me of Five Fingers of Funk, You Jane, Me Funky

https://youtu.be/mSXf7gNKyQ0

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 12:48 AM (KTmSx)

815 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2019 12:48 AM (miE9U)

816 Musical murder mystery stories

The Third Ska,
The Thin Ska,
Return of the Third Ska,
The Ska Vanishes

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 12:48 AM (EpiSx)

817 posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 20, 2019 11:37 PM (nxw5n)
---
GFY, no LOL.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 12:48 AM (TZU1B)

818 I handt seen that Cher video for many years.
May the fleas of a thousand camels rest in your armpit.

Posted by: Quilp at May 21, 2019 12:50 AM (Bf3hj)

819 I liked the English Beat, until they changed their style. Loved Saxa's way on the sax.

Hated Special Beat Service, until I didn't.

I confess

Posted by: Miklos, confessor and confessee at May 21, 2019 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

820 Beartooth, thanks, glad you saw it. Well, no kindle, so .... we'll see.


Posted by: rhomboid
--------

Speaking of which, mama bear and two yearlings spotted in the neighborhood today. I think they visited here last night, as a branch of our cherry tree, with cherries, has been pulled down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 12:51 AM (xSo9G)

821 RE: Eagles

I read Don ("Finger's) Felder's little autobiography.

I found it very convincing & authentic, & I concluded that Henley was a ginormous douche.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 12:52 AM (Cssks)

822 The Thin Ska Man

Posted by: Dashiel Miklos at May 21, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

823 @794 garrett-I remember the very last song that I ever moshed to, and that was back when they still called it slam dancing. It was at a Black Flag show in Reno at a Roller King rink and the song was Rise Above. Me and my buddy were taking a break watching the pit. It was then that we realized it was all a bunch of shirtless sweaty dudes running in circles bouncing off one another. Not a female in sight. It was then that we determined that shit was a little too homo erotic. We retired from what would eventually become "moshing" (Thank You Anthrax)

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 12:54 AM (lyZbS)

824 821
RE: Eagles



I read Don ("Finger's) Felder's little autobiography.



I found it very convincing authentic, I concluded that Henley was a ginormous douche.

Posted by: mnw


And Glenn Frey. I like The Eagles a lot but both Henley and Frey were scum bags.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2019 12:54 AM (WNAuL)

825 818 Quilp

She was one hot little halfbreed, it must be said.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 12:54 AM (Cssks)

826 *rewrites Henley*

"That drunk old woman we almost elected queen, it was the end of sanity."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 12:55 AM (EpiSx)

827 Didn't realize Ranking Roger passed away in March.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 12:55 AM (PUmDY)

828 Fairport Convention -- Who Knows Where the Time Goes. Sandy Denny sounding good.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 12:56 AM (RuIsu)

829 And Glenn Frey. I like The Eagles a lot but both Henley and Frey were scum bags.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Exactly! Impeach!

Posted by: Addled Nadler at May 21, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

830 >> It was at a Black Flag show in Reno at a Roller King rink


Awesome.

Yeah, not a lot of ladies in the Pit.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:59 AM (488xF)

831 Q: What's the difference between rugby and a mosh pit?

A. One has musical accompaniment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 01:00 AM (EpiSx)

832 Y'all do what you wanna.

I am enjoying this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa17h1n5kCw

Posted by: Miklos, ready to shag (in the Carolina sense) at May 21, 2019 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

833 The Horde sure seems active tonight, is it something in the water?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2019 01:02 AM (tVQUs)

834 Flag is playing PRB in Vegas. Is that a splinter Black Flag group?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:02 AM (PUmDY)

835 .....WTF, listening to Youtube and Morrisey just came on doing a Pretenders song Back on the Chain Gang.....ok job and there's hot chicks in the video....he's playing here in SF Oct 3

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 01:02 AM (lyZbS)

836
Q: What's the difference between rugby and a mosh pit?

A: The amount of sweat?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 21, 2019 01:03 AM (FlRtG)

837 828 Fairport Convention -- Who Knows Where the Time Goes. Sandy Denny sounding good.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 12:56 AM (RuIsu)


One of the most hauntingly beautiful songs ever recorded. Richard Thompson on lead guitar.

She wrote that song when she was SIXTEEN. She recorded it first with the Strawbs, but the Fairport version is an absolute masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xODjbfYw8

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

838 I still have trouble remembering that Bobby Keys is the saxaphone player because he should really be playing piano.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:03 AM (fuK7c)

839 The idea of giving rock and roll balls to English and Celtic folk music will always be good.

Or letting rock-and-roll balls go back to folk music.

Behold "Renaissance", one of the bands to rise from the ashes of... the Yardbirds?

https://youtu.be/0CBShoN2bhA

Annie's vocals are used to coach newborn angels.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 01:04 AM (P1f+c)

840 @820 Mike, what are the chances that those bears stole the power tools off your porch? There isn't much I'd put past them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 01:05 AM (8ZmvG)

841 And it has cost us EVERYTHING.

It has cost us America.

Posted by: Cunning Stunt


Blacks were doing fairly well, a lot better than they are now, prior to the War On Poverty being declared by Johnson.

The DemonRats and government policies have destroyed the black family in the last 50 years.

Thomas Sowell writes about this a lot

Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2019 01:05 AM (smc0A)

842 Behold "Renaissance", one of the bands to rise from the ashes of... the Yardbirds?

https://youtu.be/0CBShoN2bhA

Annie's vocals are used to coach newborn angels

Good grief.

Next will be Enya and fentanyl.

Posted by: Miklos, warming up the bagpipes at May 21, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

843 Behold "Renaissance", one of the bands to rise from the ashes of... the Yardbirds?


Oh yeah, Renaissance is in the same lane. What's the Yardbirds connection?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:08 AM (fuK7c)

844 FLAG is a Black Flag band of some sort...don't think Ginn is involved. Maybe other members? Maybe tribute? Don't really know.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 01:08 AM (488xF)

845 Next will be Enya and fentanyl.


Enya did the Irish spoken opening to Sinead's "Never Get Old".

It may surpass crude Magyar stick banging sounds.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:11 AM (fuK7c)

846 Flag is is former BF members and Descendents members

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 01:13 AM (lyZbS)

847 Garrett, Stranglers and Specials both playing this weekend, very stoked.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:13 AM (PUmDY)

848 Actually Jimmy gets one vocal on a Zep tune.
The word - 'Stop'
From Out on the Tiles.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 12:30 AM (488xF)


I was always under the impression that Page sang on "Thank You". Am I wrong?

Evenin' All


Posted by: Average Guy at May 21, 2019 01:14 AM (LMcFk)

849 When I hear superhero Gowdy say he MIGHT have info that MAY be exculpatory to Trump, I quake in my boots, similar to the Benghazi and illegal email server result. He really took it to Cankles, boy. Still hard to believe she was indicted for criminal negligence. **wakes up**

Posted by: Charlie Crittendon at May 21, 2019 01:15 AM (F+MsV)

850 It may surpass crude Magyar stick banging sounds.

I'll see that, and raise you one Marta Sebestyen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apE1n63ZhMQ

Posted by: Miklos, warming up the duda (Hungarian bagpipes) at May 21, 2019 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

851 Maybe Jimmy sings like that Eastman chick.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 01:16 AM (RuIsu)

852 Descendents are headlining Sunday..

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:16 AM (PUmDY)

853 Oh yeah, Renaissance is in the same lane. What's the Yardbirds connection?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Keith Relf and Jim McCarty were the founding members of Renaissance, after their Yardbirds days.

They were only there for the first album, though. By the time of the "classic" Renaissance lineup, the band was: vocals, piano, bass guitar (playing lead), acoustic guitar (playing rhythm), drums... and an entire symphony orchestra.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2019 01:17 AM (P1f+c)

854 842 Behold "Renaissance", one of the bands to rise from the ashes of... the Yardbirds?

https://youtu.be/0CBShoN2bhA

Annie's vocals are used to coach newborn angels

Posted by: Miklos, warming up the bagpipes at May 21, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)


Oh yes. Renaissance is the most underrated prog rock band ever. I read that when they came to the US, they were only popular in the NYC and Philly areas, but never caught on in the rest of the country.

The guy in college who turned me on to them said, "When I die and go to heaven, if the angels don't sound like Annie I'll be disappointed."

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 01:18 AM (sdi6R)

855 I'll see that, and raise you one Marta Sebestyen


Huh. The pipes/flute/wind thing that whistles and guitar sound Celtic.

Nice stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:19 AM (fuK7c)

856 @852 Cosmic Charlie-Milo wasted his time going to college

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 01:20 AM (lyZbS)

857 And the frigging Dead Boys! Never thought I would be able to see them.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:21 AM (PUmDY)

858 youtu.be/hnsGGDlZXSE

Posted by: it's a beautiful day at May 21, 2019 01:22 AM (K1IUD)

859 Nice stuff.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Also, Marta is a good person to have a beer with.

She would be a good 'ette.

Posted by: Miklos, now putting down the duda, cause neighbors at May 21, 2019 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

860 Damn! That's some lineup.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 01:27 AM (488xF)

861 Well I just don't understand why Cher isn't on the campaign trail with Elizabeth Warren playing Half Breed at every rally.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2019 01:31 AM (f8dwL)

862 858 youtu.be/hnsGGDlZXSE

Posted by: it's a beautiful day at May 21, 2019 01:22 AM (K1IUD)


Look, I have to get up for work in the morning. I can't stay up *all* night long.

That is one of the greatest albums of the sixties.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 01:31 AM (sdi6R)

863 JRod, Garrett, who would you recommend seeing with this schedule? Big Undertones fan as well.

https://www.punkrockbowling.com/lineup/

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:34 AM (PUmDY)

864 Is says goodnight to horde. Is good horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 01:35 AM (fuK7c)

865 You know what would be a good Moron thing?


Drinks, a premium sound system, decent large screen.


Comfy lounge chairs, sofas, not an uncomfy surface to be found.


Playing some of the best of Dire Straits, and others that've been mentioned here tonight.


Hotel meeting room, with everyone booked into rooms at the Inn. So no DWIs.


But no time limit.


I'm thinkin' most of us would shuffle off to bed, 'round sunrise.


Or the following noon.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

866 I always forget about the Stranglers Golden Brown.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2019 01:43 AM (PUmDY)

867 Jim, that is a great idea.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2019 01:44 AM (f8dwL)

868 youtu.be/hnsGGDlZXSE

Posted by: it's a beautiful day at May 21, 2019 01:22 AM (K1IUD)
---
i have two vinyl copies of that: original, and what is apparently a bootleg, as it wasn't available, supposedly, for awhile.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2019 01:49 AM (TZU1B)

869 ...Jim, that is a great idea.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2019 01:44 AM (f8dwL)




Thank you.

But only if Backwards Boy, Berserker and our other musical intelligentsia were there to conduct the tours.

It is absurdly easy to smoke out twelve hours on a You Tube tour of classic rock, blues and more, and not even scratch the surface.

We'd all leave, wanting more.

Kinda the point, ain't it?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2019 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

870 Well I just don't understand why Cher isn't on the campaign trail with Elizabeth Warren playing Half Breed at every rally.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 21, 2019 01:31 AM (f8dwL)


Because she couldn't get the new lyrics "1/1024th Breed" to work.

Posted by: Average Guy at May 21, 2019 01:51 AM (LMcFk)

871 Is good horde.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Horde is best Horde.

Also to say night good for all peoples

Posted by: Miklos, remembering how to speak Hunglish at May 21, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

872 I understand the problems in incarcerating large numbers of people. I understand the politics and how easy it is to make a social issue out of this if we hold them. But what I don't understand is why the laws apply to citizens but non-citizens especially illegal aliens don't have to face consequences of breaking our laws. I don't understand why it is I have to fill out an I-9 to get a job and only certain state or federal ID is satisfactory and illegals have zero requirements in fact the government goes out of their way to make it easier for them. I don't understand why the TSA can make me take my clothes off and feel me and my family up at the airport but 100,000 non-citizens from god knows where can cross our border freely, get a hot meal, an airplane ride to U.S. cities and a briefing on how to apply for welfare and housing. WTF is wrong with my government??? Commenter from Maggiesfarm

It's pretty simple. It's called "treasonous shitweasels" in government, from the Executive, Legislative and worst of all, Judicial Branch. .Nothing but outright traitors and vermin of the worst sort.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 01:54 AM (vq6T3)

873 Because she couldn't get the new lyrics "1/1024th Breed" to work.
Posted by: Average Guy at May 21, 2019 01:51 AM (LMcFk)

2^(-10)breed, I don't get no respect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 01:56 AM (7njPr)

874 @863 Cosmic Charlie-wow, that's a tough call. For me I would definitely catch Killing Joke and Fear. Some of the bands I would only watch for certain songs......

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 01:57 AM (lyZbS)

875 Daly, who got a disability exemption to be able to use a golf cart during the tournament at Bethpage Black, ended up averaging about a cigarette per hole on the lengthy course.

Good for Daly! Golf and cigarettes were made for each other. There's little else better than playing a round of golf while smoking. It's heaven.

The nicotine boost didn't help his game any as the 53-year-old finished with a 5-over 75 on Thursday.

That wasn't too bad. The field was averaging something like 2 or 3 over. It was a very tough course. Maybe if the field had been smoking cigarettes they would have averaged 1 over?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 01:58 AM (vq6T3)

876 Good late evening/early morning grey box friends.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 01:59 AM (Hn+0J)

877 Just about ready to call it a night, here. Getting pretty sleepy now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 02:03 AM (7njPr)

878 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 01:58 AM (vq6T3)

.....

Tiger Woods' victory at The Masters may have been one of the most popular wins of all time.

But if John Daly were to win again, it would be the most epic celebration of common man golfers in the history of all things ever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:08 AM (oFlMR)

879 Well, off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2019 02:17 AM (7njPr)

880 Niters AOP.

Posted by: SMH at May 21, 2019 02:21 AM (RU4sa)

881 Quote II: the answer is simple. The American people have lost the confidence of the government and it is the job of the American people to win that confidence back through re-quadrupled efforts. The government would love to use the powers granted to it under Article I to declare war on the United States but in the meantime it will work to dissolve the people and elect another. (h/t, Brecht)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 21, 2019 02:27 AM (Xk5BK)

882

Well, Slim Pickens was on Mannix tonight. Bad guy, of course. Took Mannix for a little helicopter ride, Slim saying, "This is whar you get off, son. I'm afraid you're gonna have a mighty nasty little accident."

Mannix knocks the gun out of his hand and jumps out -- it was hovering a few feet off the ground. Slim was gonna shoot him and throw him out.

Then we have a helicopter chasing Mannix who is in on foot. Mannix has experience running from helicopters.

He picks up a rock and does something close to a Rambo. He takes out the tail rotor with the rock, perfect throw, and round and round she spins, crashing in a fireball.

Thus ended Slim.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 02:55 AM (NMAzL)

883 > And I hate Cher with a thousand suns but that video was a jaw dropper that this teenager (at the time) watched repeatedly.

I remember her Time Magazine cover, which is a pretty good memory for someone who's only 29.

Young teenage me grabbed that mag the second it came in the house and put it in a safe place for further study.

Because I had developed a sudden intense interest in world affairs and current events, you see.

https://tinyurl.com/cherboobies

Despite what it says in the full URL, it was more like 1975 than 1965. Friggin' millennials.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2019 02:55 AM (0OWcv)

884
And Cher did that video where she straddled the big naval guns on some Navy ship.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (NMAzL)

885 So here is my quandary.

I've been dating a real 29 year old for a about 6 months now and she is very sweet. She is highly attractive and very cool. In fact, I'm not quite sure what she sees in my considerably older 29 year old self. My only issue, such as there is one, is that much of what I talk about with her goes over her head, which is a bit distressing because as you know from reading any of my banal comments here, I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself.

But tonight, out of blue, I was sitting on a barstool and up pops a much closer to my 29 years old female that I have talked with on a couple of occasions.

She is very attractive in her own right, but the thing is every time I talk with her, we talk so freely for hours that I don't even realize where the time goes. She makes me laugh and smile and we have very much the same life circumstances, faith, experiences and every time I talk with her I feel like we are just picking up where our last conversation left off. But I have only talked with her a handful of times over the last year. I have trouble even looking her in the eye because I'm afraid my eyes will betray me and my affinity towards her.

So I really like girl two. I can't get around that. The problem is, girl one is very sweet and good but I don't relate the same way with her. I'm not even sure girl two likes me, I'm not very good at picking up on signs because I've been avoiding relationships for the last 10 or so years because I've been raising Little on my own and have wanted to dedicate my time to her upbringing. So my female companionship has been self-limited to harmless arms-length dating and some occasional fun with party girls from work.

What to do what to do...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (oFlMR)

886 Oh Cher shut up and sing. RIP Sonny

Posted by: Summer of Love at May 21, 2019 03:03 AM (FJrl0)

887 RIP Niki Lauda

Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 03:04 AM (lyZbS)

888 After watching Gundam Origins: Advent of the Red Comet should not have gone looking for related items on eBay. This is so shiny.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4x4tdad

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2019 03:21 AM (EpiSx)

889 Test

Posted by: Right Wing Conspirator at May 21, 2019 03:24 AM (xIe/o)

890 >> Test
Posted by: Right Wing Conspirator at May 21, 2019 03:24 AM (xIe/o)

Too early for tests ..

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 21, 2019 03:35 AM (ppIpx)

891
890? Wow...

Oh! Music thread, i get it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 21, 2019 03:37 AM (ppIpx)

892 What to do what to do...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (oFlMR)

Hmmm, horrible horrible situation.

So you can relate to and like the one.

You like, but cannot relate to the other- but you are dating her.

Could this be a grass is always greener situation?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 21, 2019 03:47 AM (0MVr3)

893 I'm listening to the May 21, 1966 Newcastle concert.

I'd link it if I could, but I'm listening to the CD.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 03:55 AM (sdi6R)

894 I'm out before Skip's breakfast!

Try to have a wonderful day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 21, 2019 04:36 AM (ppIpx)

895 Mornin' fappers!

I find myself thrilling to Foreigner's "Urgent", to my secret shame. Dat sax!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 21, 2019 04:43 AM (kQs4Y)

896 Gah, Twitter is the worst. Never follow your favorite artists, they are all idiots.

Andy Partridge of XTC intimating that the U.S. is provoking Iran and China at the behest of our Joo banker overlords.

Scratch deeper and the anti-Americanism is often really anti-Semitism.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 21, 2019 05:12 AM (kQs4Y)

897 What to do what to do...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Threesome?

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:16 AM (25Dt7)

898 What's the spray in the ocean on the upper right? Is that a dolphin?

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:26 AM (hoavu)

899 It is a gorgeous morning, 60 degrees and little humidity. If I could have every morning be no hotter or colder than this morning, I'd be a very happy man. It is great sleeping weather and you actually feel reinvigorated. It's also that 'Goldilocks' Zone' temperature where no heat or A/C required.

Posted by: RickZ at May 21, 2019 05:30 AM (Y8PSl)

900 Oh no, been posting somewhere but wasn't here

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:30 AM (BbGew)

901 Time to make the coffee
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:13 AM (BbGew)

453 Primary day in Pennsylvania, biggest choice I see is county commissioners.
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:25 AM (BbGew)

454 SultanKnish - What is really behind the impeachment con?
http://tinyurl.com/y42rpg9m
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:54 AM (BbGew)

455 My cat says it's blueberry pie time
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:55 AM (BbGew)

456 I see everyone forgot to set alarms today.

Somehow was on last thread, but thought it was this. Knew it couldn't have been to long ago as didn't get Pixy banned

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:34 AM (BbGew)

902 I think the spray is being thrown up by a wave

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:36 AM (BbGew)

903 Well just got here but now I'm out
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:37 AM (BbGew)

904 Here's some morning music, brought over from the AOC thread:

590 Suck it, AOC!

youtube.com/watch?v=PNv66BVdnLM
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (LuPts)

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:39 AM (hoavu)

905 "I'm a definite, determined, and devoted pro-choice fundamental Baptist! I believe that a woman has a right, responsibility, and requirement to choose: a choice to keep her knees together or rear a child. That personal, practical, and profound choice would solve most of the abortion problems." Don Boys

Yeah, pregnancy has NOTHING to do with a penis that is attached to a male child. right, you keep thinking abortion is just a female child thing, you fuckin morons.

Posted by: Shorty at May 21, 2019 05:42 AM (NLEnr)

906 901 Somehow was on last thread, but thought it was this. Knew it couldn't have been to long ago as didn't get Pixy banned
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:34 AM (BbGew)

I think the thread has to have moved off the main page, at least, for Pixy to ban you for posting on it. Maybe even deeper into the archives. Maybe no one knows.

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hoavu)

907 Posted by: Shorty at May 21, 2019 05:42 AM (NLEnr)

S/he seems nice.

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hoavu)

908 Well Shorty...knees together impedes the penis, in most instances. The power of women...rejoice!

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 05:59 AM (RFh5Y)

909 And GM.

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 05:59 AM (RFh5Y)

910 907 Posted by: Shorty at May 21, 2019 05:42 AM (NLEnr)

S/he seems nice.
Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hoavu)

Passionate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2019 06:00 AM (ycWCI)

911 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

912 Morning all

Loretta"I dindu nuffin" Lynch's house testimony has been released.

"I never told Comey to call it a matter"


Cat fight to ensue.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:10 AM (r71Ke)

913 Listening to Get On Your Feet by Gloria Estefan on her Greatest Hits album. Seems to fit.

Last day of school. A half day. Then my training lecture. The last little fiddly bits after that is all that is left to the chool year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

914 Good Morning Glories,

Election tonight in Pennsylvania. Vote for Life!

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (htgmn)

915 NaCly, hope you didn't get any of that bad weather yesterday.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (r71Ke)

916 Ben Had.

A special Good Morning to you. Thank you for your greeting yesterday, which I read when I got home.

Do you sent those door prizes I sent last year repeated?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

917 Mornin' Horde

Posted by: wing at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (JFzNN)

918 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:13 AM (cqNba)

919 887 RIP Niki Lauda
Posted by: JROD at May 21, 2019 03:04 AM (lyZbS)

Wow. Sorry to hear that. Great driver. Loved the movie Rush.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

920 Whoa, dayum. We can take this ONT to 1k!

Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 06:15 AM (+X43N)

921
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 06:17 AM (X3lUd)

922 Ben Had, we are washing away.

I will send pics to the Garden Thread to emphasize the magnitude of standing water around here. The local COE dam is holding all the water to keep the downstream Missouri River from getting worse

The NWS was running out of green tints to describe what was going on here. And we have lots more rain in the forecast.

Spontaneous Springs of Unusual Size, road washouts,streams undercutting the foundations of roads, and miserable cows wandering the soggy ground are what we are dealing with.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

923 The dressage folks down my hill have lost most of their horse area, and have the big horse trailer moved well up in elevation in readiness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

924 Posted by: Shorty at May 21, 2019 05:42 AM (NLEnr)

S/he seems nice.
Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hoavu)

Passionate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


And stoopid.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 06:20 AM (+X43N)

925 NaCly, that is such a generous offer and would be so appreciated.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:21 AM (r71Ke)

926 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta monin to ya, gov'nor.

I hope your real estate preps are closer to competing offers with escalation clauses. And that your next door network is supportive of high prices.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

927 Salty, Prayers for you and yours concerning the rain and potential pop-up flooding.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:22 AM (cqNba)

928 Ben Had

As you wish. So let it be written, so let it be done.

And I will coordinate as we get closer on driving people from the airport. I will fly in myself, as there is a direct flight from Manhattan to Dallas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

929 I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.

wow, shit gettin real!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM (JFO2v)

930
Salty, Ben Had and others affected by the rain, prayers and best wishes. Been there many times ourselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM (X3lUd)

931 Wow, NaCly..that sounds most dreadful!
Up here in NW IL, the corn is coming up like gangbusters, although a little to our south there are still some unplanted fields due to all the rain we've had.

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM (RFh5Y)

932 All the flooding along the Missouri earlier this year was by design. Environmentalists want to take us back to the Stone Age.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 21, 2019 06:25 AM (htgmn)

933 Village Idiot's Apprentice

If the water gets to our property, all of Kansas below the Tuttle Creek Dam will be scoured from the earth. We are above the highest fill level possible. The dam will overtop first.

But I teased some neighbors about hiding their new lake-front property from the tax assessor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

934 lizabth

We are at least 20% behind corn planting because the fields are so wet. We have the water for a great corn crop (unusual for arid Kansas) , but too much to get the planting equipment to move in the fields.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

935 We are at least 20% behind corn planting because the fields are so wet. We have the water for a great corn crop (unusual for arid Kansas) , but too much to get the planting equipment to move in the fields.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

It's time for the hovercraft tractors.

Or, the farmers could plant rice.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:31 AM (8ikIW)

936 Hadrian, now listening to Debussy: Nocturnes, L 91 - Fetes by Pierre Boulez: New Philharmonia Orchestra on my The Debussy Collection album.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

937 Final coat of oil based finish goes on the Living Room floor this morning.

Tomorrow the furniture can start returning to its rightful locations.

As well as the cats returning from Camp 'Grammy-foo-foo', where they have being sheltered from the mayhem here at stately VIA manor.

Then off to the races with finishing up the basement rooms, and hopefully see a return on the investment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)

938 And GM.
Posted by: lizabth

General Motors to you too !

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 06:32 AM (kBI9E)

939 78 degrees, 70% humidity. With a squall line of ugly yellow, orange and orange radar colors just to the west of us.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 06:32 AM (+X43N)

940 >>>872
It's pretty simple. It's called "treasonous shitweasels" in government, from the Executive, Legislative and worst of all, Judicial Branch. .Nothing but outright traitors and vermin of the worst sort.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 01:54 AM (vq6T3)
_______________

The American Political State places the interest of foreign nations and corporations above the American Nation.

Historically, a state that do not place their own nation first were considered illegitimate. Today its called "progressive".

Posted by: Shogun Pikachu - Keeping Japan SJW Free at May 21, 2019 06:33 AM (0cAWx)

941 NaCly, I know we are still several months out but I'm already counting the days to see you all again.


I waiting for the next deluge to come through any minute.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:33 AM (r71Ke)

942 Bruce

Farming is maintenance. And hovercraft need a lot of highly specialized maintenance. Too much for farmers close to the edge.

We have local bottom land, usually rich in crops, under 15 feet of water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

943 Here's hoping for a dry spell for you Kansans, and us, too.
The first cutting of the hay is about due, and it is one lush crop o'grasses.


Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 06:34 AM (RFh5Y)

944 I hate out of cycle elections. Most of our side wants to ignore government and be ignored, at best. So, we don't turnout for this stuff.

I suspect Soros' SoS project will result in lots of bullshit random elections, where we get to keep voting until the right answer is chosen.

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 06:35 AM (25Dt7)

945 JT...how're you doing this morning?

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 06:35 AM (RFh5Y)

946 Same here, Ben Had. You are the hostess with the mostest.

If you see a guy asking the sky "Lord. what is a cubit?" please let me know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

947 Just 25% of Democrats said some form of socialism would be a bad thing for the country as a whole, according to the survey, which Gallup released Monday.

This is just fucking crazy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:36 AM (JFO2v)

948
We are at least 20% behind corn planting because the fields are so wet. We have the water for a great corn crop (unusual for arid Kansas) , but too much to get the planting equipment to move in the fields.
Posted by: NaCly

Seed mortars

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 06:36 AM (25Dt7)

949 Hadrian, Thank You. August is coming and we should dry out then.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:38 AM (r71Ke)

950 Farming is maintenance. And hovercraft need a lot of highly specialized maintenance. Too much for farmers close to the edge.

Soooo. Electric Hovercraft?

I'm joking. My mom grew up on a farm. We would visit it about every other weekend. I loved going there.
I live in No Ill and still have some fields of soy and corn around. I worked in the food industry and would have to keep and eye on corn and bean prices, as they impacted our oil costs.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

951 Let's see here.

1. Missing teen's body found
2. Sharp puncture wounds on body
3. Missing a hand
4. Hispanic sounding last name.

Nope...no dots to connect here.


https://cbsloc.al/2VSlULq

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:39 AM (cqNba)

952 Time for work pres.

May you all stay blessed and safe. Or have a good story for afterwards. We can do this, and get perspective on the sinusoidal progress of life.

We are Americans, and resilience is part of our birthright.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

953 . Missing teen's body found
2. Sharp puncture wounds on body
3. Missing a hand
4. Hispanic sounding last name.

Nope...no dots to connect here.


https://cbsloc.al/2VSlULq

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

The county police are saying he was killed by MS13.
RACIST!!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

954 The American Political State places the interest of foreign nations and corporations above the American Nation.

Historically, a state that do not place their own nation first were considered illegitimate. Today its called "progressive".
Posted by: Shogun Pikachu - Keeping Japan SJW Free at May 21, 2019 06:33 AM (0cAWx)

Pik According to Progs, there are 30 million illegals here in the US that are MUCH better than you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

955 And stolen from Insty is the story of the pop-up crowd at a Minnesota bus stop.

Celebrating life and diversity by hunting down anybody who looks white, or rich, and beating them with hammers.


Interesting comments in the comment section as well.

https://bit.ly/2WeJdyf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)

956
The county police are saying he was killed by MS13.
RACIST!!!



MS13 is a hoax, to cover up for the middle-age straight white male murder gangs!


Also rape. Because they like rape.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 06:43 AM (oVJmc)

957 "The county police are saying he was killed by MS13. "

The Police are saying that the other victim was killed by MS-13.

Still trying to connect the dots on the death of this 9th grader.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:44 AM (cqNba)

958 Watching the Amazon video....The smart college student goes to a technical college and studies automation. The other gender studying student goes to work at a government agency or Starbucks. Times are a changing for what we buy and sell, I see it here in my area. First it was the downtown, now its the malls. If we only could manufacture the products sold online here in the US.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 06:44 AM (N5z28)

959 938 And GM.
Posted by: lizabth

General Motors to you too !
Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 06:32 AM (kBI9E)

I was reading that "GM" as "genetically modified." Which made no sense at all.

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 06:44 AM (hoavu)

960 I often don't make much sense, M, hah.
GM= good morning.

Posted by: lizabth at May 21, 2019 06:46 AM (RFh5Y)

961 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

962 Still trying to connect the dots on the death of this 9th grader.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Damn Evelyn Wood failed me again!

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

963 Cutting off both hands I get, but one hand?

Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 06:49 AM (25Dt7)

964 First it was the downtown, now its the malls. If we only could manufacture the products sold online here in the US.
Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 06:44 AM (N5z2

1. Fix US corp Tax rates
2. Get OSHA, EPA, FDA, USDA off the backs of businesspeople
3. Hang a few trial lawyers
4. Give US small business same mailing rates as chinese
5. Quit suing public funds to build coliseums for billionaires

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

965 Mayor Pete on Fox beat CNN and PMSNBC combined. Total viewers of 1.1 M was 1.5 M LESS than the Crazy Bernie show.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

966 955 And stolen from Insty is the story of the pop-up crowd at a Minnesota bus stop.

Celebrating life and diversity by hunting down anybody who looks white, or rich, and beating them with hammers.

Interesting comments in the comment section as well.

https://bit.ly/2WeJdyf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)

Similar MO was happening in Oakland, and spilling over into Berkeley, some years ago. Cops got tasers. The end.

Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 06:52 AM (hoavu)

967 5. Quit suing public funds to build coliseums for billionaires
Posted by: rhennigantx


Yep. My BIL was all "we gotta build the White Sox a new park, or they'll move out and all the tax dollars and high paying peanut vendor jobs will be lost"
Because he was a born and bred Sox fan.

2 years ago he changed his permanent address to Florida, because of he high Illinois taxes

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

968 Williams/Sonoma is moving their furniture manufacturing back to the US.

They are building a large factory in Tupelo, Miss.

Time to start looking at Pottery Barn catalogs again.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 06:55 AM (r71Ke)

969 I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.



wow, shit gettin real!



Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM

---

I wonder why she didn't call him a liar back when his book came out where he wrote that she "ordered" him to call it a matter?

Wonder what has changed since then.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

970 And stolen from Insty is the story of the pop-up crowd at a Minnesota bus stop.

Celebrating life and diversity by hunting down anybody who looks white, or rich, and beating them with hammers.


Interesting comments in the comment section as well.

https://bit.ly/2WeJdyf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Ilian's Dreamers.
Fuck Minnesota and a "duty to retreat".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 06:59 AM (+X43N)

971 I wonder why she didn't call him a liar back when his book came out where he wrote that she "ordered" him to call it a matter?

Wonder what has changed since then.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

dreaming bout prison sex and getting it IRL are 2 diff things

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

972 969
I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.





wow, shit gettin real!




Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 06:24 AM

---

I wonder why she didn't call him a liar back when his book came out where he wrote that she "ordered" him to call it a matter?

Wonder what has changed since then.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

I have a post for that for the EMT.


LL is now accusing Comey of lying. Liar accusing liar of lying.


https://tinyurl.com/y66yo69l

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

973 I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.


Jim didn't write a memo and give it to his law professor friend?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 07:03 AM (oVJmc)

974 >>I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.

Sadly for Lynch, there was another person in the meeting, James Rybicki, and he confirmed Comey's account of the story.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 07:04 AM (/tuJf)

975 I did not," Lynch responded when asked if she had "ever" told Comey to call the investigation a "matter.

Sadly for Lynch, there was another person in the meeting, James Rybicki, and he confirmed Comey's account of the story.
Posted by: JackStraw


Unfortunately, it's not like anything will happen to LL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:05 AM (+X43N)

976
Lyin' liars all gonna lie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 07:08 AM (rQe9y)

977 "Celebrating life and diversity by hunting down anybody who looks white, or rich, and beating them with hammers.







Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
"

As usual, no description of the attackers, other than males. It's as if everybody keeps their eyes closed and all the cameras suddenly shut-off during these youth attacks.

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2019 07:09 AM (MxEKc)

978
Didn't we miss Sonny and Cher singing "I Got You Babe" here a little over an hour ago?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 07:10 AM (rQe9y)

979
Forget it, Ripley, it's Mogadishutown

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 07:11 AM (rQe9y)

980 One of the 911 calls, I think, said "Somali males", as one might expect.

Lot of "interesting" MN news at that site.


G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:12 AM (isI7q)

981 Looks like we have moved into the Summer here. More days in the 90s.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

982 As usual, no description of the attackers, other than males. It's as if everybody keeps their eyes closed and all the cameras suddenly shut-off during these youth attacks.

Posted by: Ripley



A Facebook post a minute later on Minneapolis Scanner page said that the three police departments were responding to "multiple [911] calls" about "10-12 Somali teen males armed with hammers chasing people,"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:16 AM (+X43N)

983 979
Forget it, Ripley, it's Mogadishutown
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 07:11 AM (rQe9y)

Mogadishopolis? MinniMogadish?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

984 1000 comments on a Sonny and Cher thread? You people are weird.

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:20 AM (UdKB7)

985 "A Facebook post a minute later on Minneapolis
Scanner page said that the three police departments were responding to
"multiple [911] calls" about "10-12 Somali teen males armed with hammers
chasing people,"


Posted by: rickb223"


Somali's? Well, they are just like us but better food so they get a pass.

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2019 07:22 AM (MxEKc)

986 1000 comments on a Sonny and Cher thread? You people are weird.


They say we're young, so we don't know. Won't find out until we grow.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 07:25 AM (oVJmc)

987 Sadly for Lynch, there was another person in the meeting, James Rybicki, and he confirmed Comey's account of the story.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 07:04 AM (/tuJf)

------

Faulty memory

Posted by: MAGA at May 21, 2019 07:29 AM (EAGU9)

988 the wind is howling down here by NASA. It has to be gusting to 30 knots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

989
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 21, 2019 07:30 AM (ceIDk)

990 >> the three police departments were responding to
"multiple [911] calls" about "10-12 Somali teen males armed with hammers
chasing people,"


WHY do we need to take in refugees from Somalia again?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 07:32 AM (W+vEI)

991 And here comes the pouring rain!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:32 AM (+X43N)

992 Crap! 3 inches of wet heavy snow overnight. And my sprinklers went off this morning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 21, 2019 07:32 AM (AwVzI)

993 WHY do we need to take in refugees from Somalia again?!?

They buy a lotta hammers ?

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:34 AM (kBI9E)

994 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:34 AM (FwN37)

995 Morning all

Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (kBI9E)

996 Fox News sure loves them some Bootygig.

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

997 Seeing unconfirmed reports that pelosi is going to cave and call for impeachment in as little as two weeks.

I say go for it!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 07:36 AM (JUOKG)

998 Fox News sure loves them some Bootygig.
Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

Shep and the crew love a pretty face

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (FwN37)

999 What is it with Indians from the subcontinent, who immigrate here and become hopeless advocates for liberalism over our founding principles.

The latest example is Judge Amit Mehta, appointed by Obama to the federal bench. His ruling is a complete abrogation of established law and the separation of powers.

Democrats are fishing through the Executive's personal life in a blind political attempt to damage him. There is no premise or cause for the request. It's harassment, not oversight.

Does Judge Dumbass even understand the separation of powers and the constitution? I doubt it, it's more likely he is reading from the Liberal Cult Bible.

I am so sick of these partisan judges corrupting the law and constitution for their personal politics. They should be tarred, feathered and kicked in the ass like a wayward child.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (VpIIl)

1000 1k

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (+X43N)

1001 Anyway I thought Biden was the frontrunner. Bootygig coming from the rear?

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (UdKB7)

1002 WHY do we need to take in refugees from Somalia again?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 07:32 AM (W+vEI)

--------

Diversity is our strength.

It's in the Constitution or something.

Posted by: MAGA at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (EAGU9)

1003 "996 Fox News sure loves them some Bootygig.

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7) "



I wonder why anyone ever considered Fox a conservative network.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (isI7q)

1004 Fox News sure loves them some Bootygig.
Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:35 AM (UdKB7)

Shep and the crew love a pretty face ass.
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Fixt.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:38 AM (+X43N)

1005 What is it with Indians from the subcontinent, who immigrate here and become hopeless advocates for liberalism over our founding principles.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (VpIIl)

I hear he has a second job making cold calls for mastercard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:38 AM (FwN37)

1006 1k
Posted by: rickb223

Congrats !

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:39 AM (kBI9E)

1007 1k
Posted by: rickb223

Congrats !
Posted by: JT


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:39 AM (+X43N)

1008 1003 I wonder why anyone ever considered Fox a conservative network.



Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (isI7q)

It has never been conservative or Republican. Is just that originally it wasn't as far left as the rest. They are now just as bad as the rest.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:40 AM (mpXpK)

1009 I wonder why anyone ever considered Fox a conservative network.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (isI7q)

Because they were when Dad ran the place and hired Ailes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:40 AM (FwN37)

1010 1.01K

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (oVJmc)

1011 They are now just as bad as the rest.
Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:40 AM (mpXpK)

That's absurd. I guess you never watch cnn or msnbc?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (FwN37)

1012 Yeah, I'm just about at the point that I think that any employee or elected official of the federal government needs to be a natural born citizen of the country, just like the president.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (isI7q)

1013 My favorite story about Foxnews and Roger Ailes is when the next generation liberal spawn of Murdoch appeared on one of the video monitors and Roger saw him he remarked "tell me that mouth hasn't sucked a few dicks".

Apparently old man Murdoch found out and that's when Ailes started towards the door.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (VpIIl)

1014 Bootygig coming from the rear?

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:37 AM (UdKB7)


He's gaining on the horse leading. Just hope the jockey keeps him under control and looks for an opening. Probably going to be a photo finish, and it will take a few minutes for the judges to look at the video. Hold onto your tickets until the race is official.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (N5z28)

1015 Morning morons.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 07:43 AM (ePLen)

1016 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)

1017 The whole "milkshake gate" is proof that we're really not much longer for this world.

When you need "commonsense milkshake control," you're a doomed society.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (Zz0t1)

1018 1016 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)


Where is willow when we need her?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (3hr5B)

1019 Is this you first plus 1000 comment first sponge?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (ePLen)

1020 Ballgag is trying to play up his Navy Military experience like he was some ind of trigger puller. Butt Bandit was the equivalent of Big Green's 35F and he was apparently also a fobbit. Also obviously a meat gazer in the shower.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:45 AM (VpIIl)

1021 GWS, stay safe, some bad weather headed towards you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 07:45 AM (r71Ke)

1022 *your

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 07:45 AM (ePLen)

1023 Is this you first plus 1000 comment first sponge?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (ePLen)


I haven't really paid that close attention, but I believe you're correct.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:46 AM (Zz0t1)

1024 He's gaining on the horse leading. Just hope the jockey keeps him under control and looks for an opening.'


And here comes Betobomb!

Posted by: freauked at May 21, 2019 07:46 AM (UdKB7)

1025 Mornin' Horde.

Pelosi won't go for impeachment without being sure the deck is sufficiently stacked. And we see how fairly anyone in DC plays when it comes to "Get Trump".

It's time to place the marker: That would be Go Time.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 07:46 AM (lLeln)

1026 Well, I'll do what I can to help JJS along, gonna go make a cup of coffee, brb.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:47 AM (isI7q)

1027 . It has to be gusting to 30 knots!"

Just about there in Montgomery county... breezy!

Morning, y'all!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 07:48 AM (6qErC)

1028 Uh-oh !

Looks like JJ fell down the well.

And Lassie didn't tell us.

AGAIN !

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:48 AM (kBI9E)

1029 Yeah, I'm just about at the point that I think that any employee or elected official of the federal government needs to be a natural born citizen of the country, just like the president.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 07:41 AM (isI7q)


That sounds very hatey to me and I think I am going to call the trigger control staff for a review of the video!

Worst part, there are a LOT of natural born US citizens that are just not down with that whole Constitutional Republic thing, e.g., Hillary is example number one!.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:48 AM (3hr5B)

1030 Let me get in on that 1000+ action.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (sm6Pk)

1031 Buttgag's only accomplishment is being gay and getting married.

Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

1032 What to do what to do...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (oFlMR)

Forget about the first one, since there's no intellectual connection and that will end. Ask the "29" year old out for lunch or something. What have you got to lose?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (NMAzL)

1033 Also obviously a meat gazer in the shower.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:45 AM (VpIIl)


Butt, were they underway?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:50 AM (3hr5B)

1034 1031
Buttgag's only accomplishment is being gay and getting married.



Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

He's not, he is being considered as the Democrat candidate. He hasn't got a chance in Hell of being President.

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

1035 Pelosi won't go for impeachment without being sure the deck is sufficiently stacked. And we see how fairly anyone in DC plays when it comes to "Get Trump".

It's time to place the marker: That would be Go Time.
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 21, 2019 07:46 AM (lLeln)


Having seen Pelosi in a few pressers lately, she has no fucking clue what she's going to do because her brain no longer functions in a 'normal' fashion. She's either got dementia or Alzheimer's. It won't be long now.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

1036 Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Its a setup.

If the Dem party loads up enough nutjobs, it'll make Bernie seem normal.

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2019 07:51 AM (kBI9E)

1037 Americans for Carbon Dividends, the advocacy arm of the Climate Leadership Council, a group led by former Republican Secretaries of State James Baker III and George Shultz that is promoting a carbon tax plan that would return the revenue to taxpayers.

So we take from the taxpayers to give to the taxpayers. Well fuck boths of youz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

1038 Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

JudgeyButt's the flavor of the month. Do you really think he's being taken seriously by anyone other than idiots?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (NMAzL)

1039 So we take from the taxpayers to give to the taxpayers.



Less their skim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (yQpMk)

1040 JJ of the Morning

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (yQpMk)

1041 Why the fuck is that literal cocksucker being taken seriously as PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES?

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)


Maybe making a porn video would enhance his chances...He isn't attractive at all, but a good backroom glory hole video might work. You know how being on the cutting edge of politics helps.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (N5z28)

1042 nood

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (mpXpK)

1043 Navy has the more incidents of pregnancy, and, ahem, let's say conduct unbecoming/Article 133 than any other branch. Just sayin. That boatride gets boring.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 07:53 AM (VpIIl)

1044
JudgeyButt's the flavor of the month. Do you really think he's being taken seriously by anyone other than idiots?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (NMAzL)


Ocrazio Cotits, Taliban and Brotherfucker are members of Congress.

I have lost a lot of faith in the American voting block, lets say.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

1045 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 21, 2019 02:58 AM (oFlMR)

BC, I think you should listen to Duchess Miley (1032). Intellectual conversation is a rare thing and is a sound foundation for some sort of continuing relationship, no matter what transpires

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:55 AM (3hr5B)

1046 Yeah, I'm just about at the point that I think that any employee or elected official of the federal government needs to be a natural born citizen of the country, just like the president.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Doesn't matter when you have converts, aka, traitors, like John Brennan.

Born North Bergan, NJ.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 07:55 AM (+X43N)

1047 So we take from the taxpayers to give to the taxpayers. Well fuck boths of youz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

trust us, we won't skim any more than 10% max...

well maybe 15%, but that's tops!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 21, 2019 07:56 AM (3hr5B)

1048 1017 The whole "milkshake gate" is proof that we're really not much longer for this world.

When you need "commonsense milkshake control," you're a doomed society.
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 07:44 AM (Zz0t1)


This sort of thing has been going on for 4 decades or more. See pie in the face and glitter bombs. The milkshake makes it easier for the perpetrator to look innocent until the last moment.

These actions should be treated as communicating a threat, not "making a statement".

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 08:08 AM (di1hb)

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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat