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The Morning Rant
"Stuff like this always cracks me up: Alabama passed an anti-abortion law and international airhead actress/model Emily Ratajkowski responded by posting nude pics of herself on Instagram. Ha ha ha. So after blathering on about 'patriarchy' and 'the prison industrial complex', her message boiled down to 'Abortion is great, and hey, look at my breasts'. I'm glad she's selflessly doing this for a cause and not just using this as an opportunity for some cheap, tawdry self-promotion. No, I'm not going to link to her pics, you pervs. You know, I didn't realize there was anyone who could make Alyssa Milano look smart, but it turns out I was wrong. And speaking of brainless bimbos, Milano is, get this, on a 'sex strike' because of the anti-abortion law in Georgia. Actually, that's not a bad idea. I mean, think of it: if all progressives made sacrificial vows of celibacy to Moloch, or Dagon, or whomever, that they're going to refrain from sex until these laws are rescinded, then we should see a dramatic drop in the national STD rates. Also, children would be safe, particularly in Hollywood and other blue cities where raping children is approved of and encouraged. Teenaged girls would no longer have to fear being around Joe Biden. Bill Clinton would have to put his pants back on. And that guy who used to be mayor of San Diego, what's his name, 'Filthy' Filner, he also wouldn't be pawing any female who came within arm's length of his groping, pawing hands. Hollywood celebrities would no longer need to ignore or defend a whole host of predators and perverts since they wouldn't be doing anything they that had to be ignored or defended. The ficus plant in Harvey Weinstein's office would have some time to dry out a bit. And lastly, without progressive sex, they'll be fewer of their spawn to befoul the next generation. So I see nothing but positive benefits coming from Alyssa Milano keeping her legs crossed."
Because 'Heartbeat' Makes Them Too Uncomfortable:
Sure You Are:
Hilarious Typo:
.@ACO tells CEO: “people are dying” because he charges nearly $2,000 for HIV drug https://t.co/LuWv8IGLbI
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) May 17, 2019
Update: Whoops, it looks like Newsweek deleted the original tweet. Click on the '@ACO' link to find out who they actually linked to rather than @AOC.
We Need Common Sense Knife Control:
Yesterday we conducted weapons sweeps,dealt with a person injured from a van reversing on them, reported a burglary and collected all these from @scope charity shop who diligently didn’t want them to get into the wrong hands & disposed of correctly & safely pic.twitter.com/GNfxZd6iGd
— Regents Park Police (@MPSRegentsPark) May 14, 2019
Who Dis:
For the 'Ettes:
Wednesday's celebs: Tollywood actress Urvashi Rautela and a younger, hunkier Rob Lowe.
Friday Shoe Pr0n:
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By French Toast Topped With Apple Slices:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 11:16 AM (ctEmO)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2019 11:17 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2019 11:18 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Someguy at May 17, 2019 11:19 AM (sqdLZ)
No one cares about what she thinks. Just what she looks like. And on that, she delivers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2019 11:19 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 11:20 AM (ctEmO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2019 11:20 AM (neNk8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 11:20 AM (ELUpj)
No problem. Nice, er.... upper body, but she's starting to look a little, well, odd - too much time posing with pursed lips or something.
Mad or Lampoon had a "here's what they'll look like older" bit years ago - I think she's not going to age the best...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2019 11:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)
LOL GF England.
And Walken always looked odd. Even when young
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)
https://is.gd/3Ynrcs
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (1XAal)
Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 11:20 AM (ctEmO)
For a second that's what I thought too. I don't think so on looking at the second shot.
Or is it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: flmom at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (bEXWJ)
Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (k/dNf)
And forks. And various other implements. I'd like to have the letter opener...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: x at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (nFwvY)
Looks like a steer shortly after it's been hit with the captive bolt gun.
Not. Attractive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (zBaqJ)
I'm surprised there's not an egg beater in that deadly arsenal.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (oZ6kz)
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Some Moron recently commented that these state anti-abortion bills would be a good deterrent to the influx of locusts from failing regressive states. Sounds good t'me.
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AWMIGAWWW! Rusty SPOON! Run for your lives!
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (1XAal)
Looks like a steer shortly after it's been hit with the captive bolt gun.
Not. Attractive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (0OWcv)
Watch her in the uncensored 'Blurred Lines' video and then get back to me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (/tuJf)
Go on...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2019 11:17 AM (6qErC)
I don't know, most pro abortion 'marchers' are pretty fat and heinous.
Seeing them naked COULD be used as birth control.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (NgKpN)
I thought of that too but then there's the spelling question.
So, Claudine Auget.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (KOCKb)
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I should have recognized her.
Wonderful in The Young Girls from Rochefort.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (ELUpj)
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (wW03z)
Emily has one thing: great tits.
Therefore, she uses them for every announcement.
"I am vacationing in Cabo, here are my tan tits!"
"I got married, here's me in a sexy dress showing most of my tits!"
"Look who's at the Cannes film festival, here are my tits on the red carpet!"
"Men are rapists that need to learn how not to rape! And also, here's a picture of my tits - note that I'm frowning at you, men!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
25 Besides a spoon, I see what looks to be a fencing epee? I guess you could put an eye out with one.
I'm surprised there's not an egg beater in that deadly arsenal.
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No cheese grater either. Death on a counter top.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: flmom at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (bEXWJ)
I think you are right. Catherine Deneuve.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 11:20 AM (ctEmO)
So, Claudine Auget.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)
31 Marianne Faithfull
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (/tuJf)
No.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (lmPMy)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Sooner at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
"Close one: this baby was almost born into poverty, but his mother killed him in the nick of time."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (1XAal)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (Cus5s)
It's a foil.
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: kraken at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (k/dNf)
Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (lmPMy)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (KOCKb)
Yes! And you're the first with the correct spelling.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (wW03z)
Top right corner looks like a knife sharpener.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Neo at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (lmPMy)
Aweaome. Bee is the best.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (neNk8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (ptqGC)
Sure. I know where she is at all times, but I might be the only one.
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (Z216Q)
Euphemism? Or was it just a bullet w/no cartridge?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Live 9mm round. Was trying to bring attention to the fact the school needed metal detectors.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: x at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (nFwvY)
These people are utter cement heads.
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (d6Qgu)
Posted by: Yo!
Read Theodore Dalrymple's "Life at the Bottom". That will make it very clear what the problem is. Hint: it's not guns or knives.
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
Yes it will.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (b7IdW)
Therefore, she uses them for every announcement."
Well, that's all good then.
What announcement?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (1XAal)
It's a foil.
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How about a shish kabob thingy?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (2LelM)
Sure. I know where she is at all times, but I might be the only one.
Posted by: The Grim Reaper
Then get off your ass and go get her.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (ftdxp)
It's a foil.
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:26 AM (wW03z)
Curses! Foiled Again!
Posted by: Dick Dasterdly, British Cop at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2019 11:29 AM (KOCKb)
Euphemism? Or was it just a bullet w/no cartridge?
"LIVE AMMUNITION!"
--- The local news, who used that phrase gratuitously, as if it was so alive it could shoot itself
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 11:29 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (1XAal)
Yep.
The fucking incompetent Brit police didn't even take these 'dangerous weapons' from bad guys.
They're taking pictures of stuff they took from a pawn shop.
LOLGF England
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https://tinyurl.com/yyseg3qh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (ptqGC)
Heh. Not if I can convince her to marry my son first.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:29 AM (b7IdW)
Nah, I'm good. It's clear that our tastes differ so much that there's nothing to be said. You think that crap is "music", and that Emily Pole-axed Moose is an attractive woman. I don't.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2019 11:29 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)
This is galling: they tell me that every one of the Renault Dauphines was built by Alfa Romeo, in an early one of those Euro co-op agreements.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 17, 2019 11:30 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Yo!
Read Theodore Dalrymple's "Life at the Bottom". That will make it very clear what the problem is. Hint: it's not guns or knives.
Posted by: pep
I'll take "What are muslims" for $2000, Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 11:30 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Yo!
Read Theodore Dalrymple's "Life at the Bottom". That will make it very clear what the problem is. Hint: it's not guns or knives.
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (wW03z)
That is a very good book. Also very sad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2019 11:31 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 11:31 AM (jYEmF)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:31 AM (oZ6kz)
Had a van there. A Normal guy was walking by, noticed what they were doing, and covered his face up with his scarf.
They stopped him, and even though he had no warrant out for him or anything, gave him a 90 Pound ticket for being a public nuisance.
Yes, in England Freedom is dead.
Posted by: Dick Dasterdly, British Cop at May 17, 2019 11:32 AM (NgKpN)
Not "Caution: potential deadly weapon".
Stick that two-tined fork in Great Britain- they're done.
Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at May 17, 2019 11:32 AM (wR64M)
Posted by: x
Looks like 11 of them are Henkles.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 11:32 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2019 11:32 AM (1XAal)
Posted by: rickb223
Actually, no. It's the complete loss of responsibility and accountability for the lower classes. All imposed by the state, of course.
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Not "Caution: potential deadly weapon".
Stick that two-tined fork in Great Britain- they're done.
Next thing you know England will start banning sharp minds. Oh, wait. They already have.
Heh.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (jYEmF)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:31 AM (oZ6kz)
The song also pisses off SJW, so double bonus.
But leave him to his dubstep and chubby chicks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (ptqGC)
Jane, I got a "bad link" with that one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (Z216Q)
That's weird. I just checked it and it's fine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (laXVK)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (2ubCU)
Jane, I got a "bad link" with that one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (Z216Q)
Huh. Worked for me.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:34 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 11:31 AM (jYEmF)"
Tax credits for strippers? The problem is, these laws can also make uggos get naked, and that needs to be strictly policed.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:34 AM (oZ6kz)
The tantrums of these empty-headed little twits aside, the basic message of the Democrats and their enablers is, "Submit to the infanticidal extreme or else."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 11:34 AM (BWL+E)
......................
Darn. I originally typed in the u and then changed my mind.
Posted by: flmom at May 17, 2019 11:34 AM (bEXWJ)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (4thlk)
She was also in arty French movies where she got naked and had simulated sex on screen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2019 11:22 AM (KOCKb)
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I should have recognized her.
Wonderful in The Young Girls from Rochefort.
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I liked her and her movie The Umbrellas of Cherbourg. Shut up!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)
At our thrift store, we keep the cooking knives in a wooden bin with a sign on front : "Caution: sharp objects".
Not "Caution: potential deadly weapon".
Stick that two-tined fork in Great Britain- they're done.
Next thing you know England will start banning sharp minds. Oh, wait. They already have.
Heh.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (jYEmF)
One only need to look at their monarchy to see evidence of that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (N39Ws)
So, no dads, iow?
Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (wR64M)
What a nation of mincing pantywaists.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK
Why does 'Blurred Lines' piss of SJWs? Isn't blurring lines what they do a lot?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (b7IdW)
They are programming everyone at a rapidly accelerating rate.
I started to get incredulous when I discovered some years ago that schools were "teaching" there is no objective reality whatsoever, any opinion is fully equal to any other. This is kind of where "My truth" comes in. Your feelings i.e. 2 + 2 = 7 is just as valid and cannot be questioned.
They've pulled out all the stops, long time ago.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (PlGk9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8
So, she was in a music video about, albeit slight, sexual assault, naked, and is telling me I have to celebrate dead babies, why?
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
I should have recognized her.
Wonderful in The Young Girls from Rochefort.
-
I liked her and her movie The Umbrellas of Cherbourg. Shut up!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)
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Both movies by Jacques Demy.
And both are wonderful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (ELUpj)
TOPPINGS
French Toast, pizza, baked potato, rice, pancakes, waffles, toast, crackers -- these are just delivery systems for toppings. Primarily butter, but...
"All a potato should have on it is butter."
_"What about salt?"
"Okay, butter and salt, but that's all."
_"Not pepper?"
"Okay, butter, salt, and fresh-ground black pepper, but..."
_"Minced onion? Some grated cheddar?
"Just a little bit."
_"Sour cream? Bacon bits?"
"Well, sure, all of those, sometimes, too..."
_"Fried egg?"
"Mmm. Baked right in the potato."
_"Sprig of Parsley?"
"Now you're just getting fancy."
_"Ketchup?"
"WHAT? Ketchup? On a potato?"
_"On French Fries."
"Well, maybe, if there's no steak sauce available."
etc
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 17, 2019 11:36 AM (NsI03)
So does male bodily autonomy mean I don't have to pay child support if I decide I didn't really want to have a kid in the first place? In the words of Obama, why should I be punished with a baby?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2019 11:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8
So, she was in a music video about, albeit slight, sexual assault, naked, and is telling me I have to celebrate dead babies, why?
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Blurred Lines isn't about sexual assault. It's about macking on a 'good girl'.
Picking up chicks didn't use to be a crime.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (wCCKA)
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (d6Qgu)
If these storys went back in time and circulated at the start of the Battle of Britain they would've said 'Fuck it, let Hitler have the place, it's not going to be worth the effort"'
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (SaN6m)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (oZ6kz)
Therefore, she uses them for every announcement."
Well, that's all good then.
What announcement?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)
The announcement that she is looking for work. And has great tits.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (m79Dg)
It's not porn, it's HBO.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (4thlk)
I think he married me because I look exactly like her.
I don't know who the little boy is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (Rxduq)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (DGS6j)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 17, 2019 11:38 AM (JKNZq)
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If only there was a way to avoid needing a $2000 HIV drug. If only.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2019 11:38 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:31 AM (oZ6kz)
That was a judge's opinion but it was only a homage to the Marvin Gaye style. It sounded nothing like Got to Give It Up to me. Artists do it all the time .
Posted by: Neo at May 17, 2019 11:38 AM (lmPMy)
Picking up chicks didn't use to be a crime.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo
I've never paid any attention to that song, but remember there was uproar from somewhere stating it was rape or something......And Miley Cyrus is a whore because of it.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
So does male bodily autonomy mean I don't have to pay child support if I decide I didn't really want to have a kid in the first place? In the words of Obama, why should I be punished with a baby?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
The Party line is that women have no agency at all.
Please come with us, comrade. We assure you, we will only take a few minutes of your time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (2ubCU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK
Why does 'Blurred Lines' piss of SJWs? Isn't blurring lines what they do a lot?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:35 AM (b7IdW)
The lyrics, mostly
If you can't hear what I'm tryna say
If you can't read from the same page
Maybe I'm going deaf
Maybe I'm going blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind
OK, now he was close
Tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal
Baby, it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you
You don't need no papers
That man is not your maker
And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic alright
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)
is 50% of the genetic contribution of said baby, gets no say in whether
that baby is carried to term.
So does male bodily autonomy mean I don't have to pay child support
if I decide I didn't really want to have a kid in the first place? In
the words of Obama, why should I be punished with a baby?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)
Good one Broseidon. I like your rapier wit. But don't go to England...you'll be banned.
Heh.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (jYEmF)
In unrelated news, public health authorities in Milano's city report a curious drop in the incidence of crabs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (4thlk)
Hilarious video. It's kind of like that old 'Aristocrats' joke.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Continually Evolving, Yet Still an Idiot at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (UFLLM)
I'm just not going to tell him, since we don't live there anymore...
Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at May 17, 2019 11:40 AM (wR64M)
Sheryl Sandburg, COO of Facebook, is defending her company two ways, first by demanding Federal regulation, which frees her from trying to act ethically (when she can merely comply with laws she helps to write), and second, warning Chinese firms won't be broken up, so America should nationalistically cheer for Orwellian companies like Facebook. Because we have always been at war with EastAsia.
Fucking self-serving illiterate nerve, if you ask me. I'd bust up Facebook just based on these grounds alone, knowing nothing at all about their nefarious business model.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 17, 2019 11:40 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 17, 2019 11:30 AM (8ZmvG)
In HS I worked at a car auction and got to drive many, many cars.
One of the worst was a Renault Dauphine. I think that this particular instance was worse than usual. The throttle cable was broken, so there was a clothesline that went out the window and into the trunk (it was a rear engine) and you pulled that with one hand. It was a vinyl covered line and it would get stuck because the trunk was closed, and then you would have to yank it to get it unstuck.
And it was a manual transmission!
So it was, well, interesting.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 11:40 AM (9VeU0)
'people are dying' because he charges nearly $2000 for HIV drug
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If only there was a way to avoid needing a $2000 HIV drug. If only.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2019 11:38 AM (vg8iE)
A drug that helps prevent contracting HIV while you continue unsafe sex practices. $2000/month for the meds. Just how much is a box of Trojans?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2019 11:40 AM (N39Ws)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8
Can I link to u-tube?
Oddly appropriate today with the UK knife thingy.
Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at May 17, 2019 11:40 AM (ldXWf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)
The actual mish, or the curly topping?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (4thlk)
https://bit.ly/2YEXKkB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 11:37 AM (d6Qgu)
Are those the chicks that skate out and scoop up the ice shavings during TV time outs at NHL games?
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Honestly? Because one of the ways to gain credibility in Hollywood is to be a progressive activist. To gain approval from your female colleagues specifically, you must be an uber-feminist.
Emily wants to say "Look at me! Hire me!" but she can't be that obvious, so she uses whatever the day's progressive issue to go on social media to say "[SJW message}, and also, look at me! Hire me!"
This is also likely an attempt to shield herself from criticism of using her body for attention: I'm not a slut, I am a sex-positive gender warrior!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
Ya Think?
Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (ctEmO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (YqDXo)
Dang. I should've included that one in the rant.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (b7IdW)
That angle looks like the actress in Ms Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries. Very cute girl. Brunette, not blond though.
In her 1960's garb and hairdo's, she looks classic.
Here are a couple of images of her in character:
https://tinyurl.com/y473fh5m
https://tinyurl.com/y3fftpnr
the show
Miss Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries Continues a Tradition of Feminist Murder Mystery
We talked to Miss Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries' Geraldine Hakewill about becoming the next Miss Fisher in the popular franchise.
https://tinyurl.com/y2d8hdwk
I'm enjoying it.
Very cute girl.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (gmo/4)
https://tinyurl.com/y6mhgwjp
John Ward does some great stuff.
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (d6Qgu)
Fucking self-serving illiterate nerve, if you ask me. I'd bust up Facebook just based on these grounds alone, knowing nothing at all about their nefarious business model.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 17, 2019 11:40 AM (Z216Q)
She's a bad person and bad things should happen to her.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: The Tick at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
This was nearly ten years ago. The insanity has only gotten worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:42 AM (ptqGC)
If only there was a way to avoid needing a $2000 HIV drug. If only.
This and cirrhosis of the liver are about two of the most avoidable diseases there are.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)
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I'll take, "Two People I could have gone my whole life without being aware of" for $200, Alex.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 17, 2019 11:42 AM (WEBkv)
Plugs McGrope: 35%
Grandpa Stalin: 17%
Half Breed White Squaw: 9%
Captain Buttplug: 6%
Kneepads: 5%
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 17, 2019 11:42 AM (O7MnT)
Emily Ratajkowski and Miley Cyrus are two girls I could recognize by the
mish alone. Each is distinctive looking and both have been shown a
lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)
I'll take "What is the Holland Tunnel, and the Lincoln Tunnel for $800, Alex"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2019 11:42 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (YqDXo)
The guys on Deadliest Catch will be sorely disappointed.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 11:42 AM (jYEmF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2019 11:43 AM (AURKQ)
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THIS
She was hot in Charmed, now the appropriate term is 'Heifer'.
I think she took a long look in the mirror and is making virtue signaling lemonade.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 17, 2019 11:43 AM (jaeFf)
Chinese sex workers: doing the job Americans won't do.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2019 11:43 AM (0NzJ9)
Flynn was bankrupted and his son threatened (allegedly) ... and afaik he
still is not sentenced ... so maybe Flynn is still Mueller's tool to
attack Trump, idk. He is rumored to be $5M in debt because of Mueller's inquisition.
(Democrat) Flynn was
against some of the Iran crap, but that does not make him an automatic
saint. He had other involvement in the ME, lobbying for Turkey in particular iirc.
So it is murky just what he was up to ... even if opposing Obama was a
good thang.
Flynn was pretty high up ... so lots of the intrigue is probably covert and not revealed to us plebs. But then his later private ventures ... hard to tell, may have left him vulnerable to "kompromat" by Mueller, so now he will push "Trump obstruction"?
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2019 11:43 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:43 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Neo at May 17, 2019 11:43 AM (N39Ws)
Plugs McGrope: 35%
Grandpa Stalin: 17%
Sooooo.....
*ciphers*
Two white males have 52%.
I think we need a National Conversation about the racism and sexism among Democrats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 11:44 AM (BWL+E)
Opening forum:
By some accounting, that would be *two* great things.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 17, 2019 11:44 AM (8ZmvG)
Seems like somebody was listening. He hammers on removal of illegals here/coming now, which should have been big element of yesterday's talk.
Calls spying on his campaign "treason," which it wasn't, but is nicely colorful.
And he alluded to Flynn being spied on earlier than was believed, and that he wasn't provided any warning. This is key, applies to every case of targeted individuals, and is likely a key fact for public understanding and prosecutions.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 17, 2019 11:44 AM (QDnY+)
If so why didn't Mueller include that in his " report."?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7041487
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 17, 2019 11:45 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 17, 2019 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)
* * * * * *
Puck Bunnies are the title hockey players give the female groupies that screw anything on skates.
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 11:46 AM (d6Qgu)
This is also likely an attempt to shield herself from criticism of using her body for attention: I'm not a slut, I am a sex-positive gender warrior!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
Very successful. I had forgotten about this chick and now we are all talking about her, people are tweeting her, and also people are tying her nekkidness to what she is talking about.
So she's done what she intended.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 11:46 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)
I note that they didn't come across any dentistry tools.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 11:46 AM (623jb)
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (wW03z)
Top right corner looks like a knife sharpener.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
I noticed that right off - I was thinking of a perp walking up, "I am going to stab you! But first wait while I get out my knife sharpener and sharpen up the old blade a bit!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)
It's a bunch of algorithms and a few server farms. Its very point is the voluntary connections of users.
Seriously, literally, how do you break up a social network?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:46 AM (fuK7c)
158
SPOOOOON!!!!
Posted by: The Tick at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
There is no spoon.
Posted by: Neo at May 17, 2019 11:43 AM (N39Ws)
ONLY ZUUL!
Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2019 11:46 AM (gmo/4)
.@PeteButtigieg releases some policy proposals:
-Medicare option (not single payer)
-Debt-free public college
-Commission to propose reparations
-Equal Rights Amendment
-Repeal Hyde Amdmt
-Equality Act
-Green New Deal
-"Evaluate" ICE/CBP
-$15 wage
-Gun checks/assault weapons ban
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2019 11:47 AM (PZ9P9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2019 11:48 AM (vg8iE)
I have a fascination with Emily. She's half Irish, surprisingly, with roots in Bantry, Cork
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2019 11:47 AM (PZ9P9)
Cork? Crap. We might be related.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2019 11:48 AM (N39Ws)
Those things are nasty... I've cut myself numerous times with them
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK
Shakespeare would be impressed.
Robin Thicke, Alan Thicke's son, sings this stupid song, and the uproar about it was when he was featured on a music awards show, and Miley Cyrus slithered onto the stage during the song in a nude colored one piece and began twerking. Then proceeded to lap dance Thicke and they had simulated simian style sex. On a televised award show watched by 12 year olds.
Cyrus was in the middle of her fame for her video "Wrecking Ball" in which she is featured fully nude , sitting on a wrecking ball while it swings back and forth. As does Miley, in real life. With anyone she can find.
It wasn't long after till there was some kind of intervention by her one hit wonder Dad, ( yes, I know he also sang "Some Gave All" about veterans) , but it seemed to have little effect.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 17, 2019 11:48 AM (hdg/u)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 11:39 AM (YqDXo)
Dang. I should've included that one in the rant.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (b7IdW)
No worries. I've got you, my brother.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 11:49 AM (623jb)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2019 11:47 AM (PZ9P9)
As per Stringer, that's technically two fascinations.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2019 11:49 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2019 11:49 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
O boy does Big Medicine have some news for you.
Non-alcholic fatty liver disease is next on the agenda, after they have played Borderline Die-A-Beetus for all it is worth. We will all have it in a few years.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 17, 2019 11:49 AM (8ZmvG)
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You can saw a person to death with them, but it takes a while.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2019 11:49 AM (0NzJ9)
Good question.
I think first, you have to recognize that it is not just a social media company, but a sophisticated data mining and data analysis company, whose reach far exceeds user accounts. They are tracking and selling online usage meta data on people, not just facebook users.
Once you define all that they do as a company you would have a netter idea how to break them up, if possible.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 11:50 AM (W+vEI)
I'll bet Mika's head shot right off her shoulders. *fingers crossed*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)
Pffft. Like I care.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 17, 2019 11:50 AM (623jb)
"...support any friend, oppose any foe, bear any burden, use any bathroom..."
Posted by: Zod at May 17, 2019 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2019 11:50 AM (0NzJ9)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 17, 2019 11:51 AM (wtvvX)
They probably have a list of approved topics they can adopt. Wacko green on the outside red on the inside "environmental" twaddle etc etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2019 11:51 AM (PlGk9)
Chris Wallace was getting all excited when talking about Buttgag earlier. He almost sounded like he was supporting him.
Wallace is no friend of Trump.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2019 11:51 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 17, 2019 11:51 AM (ebZss)
*
*
Cute girl . . . but if it's "feminist" anything, it's probably not worth my time to watch. You can have good stories about women characters without banging the audience over the head with pro-feminist (which means anti-male) messages. See Aliens, for example, and the original Terminator; both feature a strong female lead without denigrating men and while providing a superb story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2019 11:52 AM (laXVK)
Sounds a little like a Sylvester Stallone movie where he is a cop who travels into the future to discover police are now like today's UK cops. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2019 11:52 AM (AURKQ)
As we pointed out in the last thread, the author of that piece has written it in such a way as to hide the real surprise - Flynn told Mueller about attempts to influence his testimony by members of the administration AND CONGRESS. The contact from an administration member was lawyer to lawyer, and written about in the Mueller Report - not much of anything there.
But why did Mueller never mention the attempt to influence Flynn made by MEMBERS OF CONGRESS?? Now that seems like something we should know more about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
I don't know if it is so, but obstruction claim from Flynn is odd. He cooperated for months, kept getting sentencing delayed (kept under Mueller's thumb?) ... so it is separate from Mueller's report ... a new offensive for the left to continue the attack.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2019 11:52 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 17, 2019 11:53 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: kraken
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I think he was in King of New York which was an awesome movie.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2019 11:53 AM (9B/d8)
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 17, 2019 11:53 AM (3Bzg7)
Latest polling:
Plugs McGrope: 35%
Grandpa Stalin: 17%
It'sgoing to be heartbreaking for the bros when Bernie rolls over again for the establishment candidate so he cna buy another vaction home.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2019 11:53 AM (TAmPV)
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Last time I got a blowjob, candy bars cost a nickel. Now, there's hope.
Posted by: Chris Wallace at May 17, 2019 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
SPOOOOON!!!!
Posted by: The Tick at May 17, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
I hear you are nigh invulnerable!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 17, 2019 11:53 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 17, 2019 11:53 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Grandpa Stalin: 17%
Sooooo.....
*ciphers*
Two white males have 52%.
I think we need a National Conversation about the racism and sexism among Democrats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 11:44 AM (BWL+E)
This morning on F&F, the esteemed Dana Perino was a guest, giving her evaluation of the unchecked rise of Joe Biden in Fox new poll. That he is now at 35% . That he is now beating Trump in some other poll.
She is impressed, but notes that Biden has name recognition since he was Vice President for 8 years. And that the Republicans' need to take note and begin to work on how to counter Biden.
I turned it off before Rove could come on with his white board.
By the way, it is 14 months yet until the Dem convention. Annoiting Biden is folly, along with any other Dem.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (hdg/u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rickb223
Actually, no. It's the complete loss of responsibility and accountability for the lower classes. All imposed by the state, of course.
======
When I read the book what I attributed it to was Welfare.
And sociologists. Yep, Welfare and sociologis.
And Labour politicians.
Welfare and sociologists and Labour politicians.....
I'll come in again
With the soft cusions
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (jaeFf)
Emily has one thing: great tits.
Therefore, she uses them for every announcement.
"I am vacationing in Cabo, here are my tan tits!"
"I got married, here's me in a sexy dress showing most of my tits!"
"Look who's at the Cannes film festival, here are my tits on the red carpet!"
"Men are rapists that need to learn how not to rape! And also, here's a picture of my tits - note that I'm frowning at you, men!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
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I'm really OK with this.
Posted by: Weasel at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (t3Clp)
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nottingham Sherrif at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (dm05u)
Predictions for someone to google and point to and say what do YOU know anyway:
Won't make it to Iowa:
Marianne Williamson (ultimate vanity candidacy, she won't be able to qualify for the ballot)
Wayne Messam (Who? Exactly)
Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges)
Drops after Iowa:
John Delaney (self funded vanity)
Andrew Yang (self funded vanity)
Julian Castro (old, old news)
Amy Klobuchar (last finisher for the women)
Kirsten Gillibrand (next-to-last finisher for the women)
Seth Moulton (maybe - he might not get to Iowa, candidacy doesn't have any reason for being. Against the Iraq War? So was/is Trump.)
Eric Swalwell (candidacy is to troll Trump - a costly way to do it)
Jay Inslee
Drops after NH:
John Hickenlooper (honestly I just needed to put someone here)
Drops after SC:
Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC)
Drops after Super Tuesday:
Elizabeth Warren (nobody really likes her anyway - Super Tuesday will demonstrate that definitively)
Cory Booker (he will already be reeling from going nowhere with the black vote in SC)
That will leave the field with this:
Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Kamala Harris
Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done.
Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate:
Buttigieg
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (9VeU0)
He also Walkenized "The Dead Zone."
"The ice...is gonna...BREAK!"
Posted by: Zod at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Crazy Bernie's fan base doesn't care any more than Joel Osteen's cult cares about his mansions and Rolls Royces.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 17, 2019 11:55 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 17, 2019 11:56 AM (dm05u)
Marianne Williamson is a witch.
Posted by: Zod at May 17, 2019 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)
influence Flynn made by MEMBERS OF CONGRESS?? Now that seems like
something we should know more about."Posted by: Tom Servo
OK, well idk, and yeah, lots of obstruction still ongoing. But the target is still Trump, and Flynn cooperated with Mueller and still needs to please him to get leniency, it would seem. Cooperating with Mueller means attacking Trump ... imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2019 11:56 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 17, 2019 11:56 AM (dm05u)
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Isn't that great?
Posted by: Weasel at May 17, 2019 11:57 AM (t3Clp)
If somehow Crazy Uncle Joe wins the presidency he will most likely have either Knee pads Harris or gap tooth Abrams as his VP. When he dies of that anuerism that I expect, then one of them will be president.... let that sink in...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
I really think we should toss money at the nutjob candidates to make the debates more hilarious.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 17, 2019 11:57 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: USMC 8541 at May 17, 2019 11:57 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2019 11:57 AM (Ibwur)
Posted by: Zod at May 17, 2019 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)
Is she any good at quidditch?
Posted by: Caliban at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (QE8X6)
I mean, if Milano is a Puck Bunny while married, that makes her a slut. If her husband doesn't care, that makes him an ignorant slut. Right?
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/3Ynrcs
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
He dropped a cartridge, right, not a "bullet"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Centurion #4 at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (0NzJ9)
will most likely have either Knee pads Harris or gap tooth Abrams as
his VP. When he dies of that anuerism that I expect, then one of them
will be president.... let that sink in...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
Tank Abrams has already said it's top of the ticket for her or nothing. She's actually considering announcing her run (waddle) this fall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
It's a bunch of algorithms and a few server farms. Its very point is the voluntary connections of users.
Seriously, literally, how do you break up a social network?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:46 AM (fuK7c)
Easily, and it will have to happen.
You divide the users by country, and host in that country, or a third party place where the laws are essentially nonexistent.
then connect them through the net.
Countries will have to control their own content.
Because either we create a US safe haven on the net, OR we will be forced to live by other societies rules and laws.
Posted by: Dick Dasterdly, British Cop at May 17, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
That hint tells me it must be Catherine Deneuve because I don't know how to spell her name.
Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2019 11:59 AM (Ibwur)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 17, 2019 11:59 AM (ebZss)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 17, 2019 11:59 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Don Q at May 17, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
Open-primary states need to figure out who is the most likely of the second-tier candidates and support that guy/gal, much as Zod supported Rev'm Jesse in VA in 1988...
Posted by: Zod at May 17, 2019 11:59 AM (Bdeb0)
You know who else was an outie?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (DMUuz)
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Hitler?
Mrs. Hitler?
I give up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2019 11:59 AM (0NzJ9)
"Emily has one thing: great tits."
Opening forum:
By some accounting, that would be *two* great things.
Unless you consider them as a set?
(So glad I could contribute to this subthread.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 17, 2019 12:00 PM (NsI03)
Wallace is no friend of Trump.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2019 11:51 AM (vEIlU)
Chris is just showing solidarity with his fellow fudge packers.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2019 12:00 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: pincorrect at May 17, 2019 12:00 PM (3LmBI)
If you can't read from the same page
Maybe I'm going deaf
Maybe I'm going blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind
OK, now he was close
Tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal
Baby, it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you
You don't need no papers
That man is not your maker
And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic alright
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
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I'll take Things Cole Porter Wished He Had Written for $200 Alex
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 17, 2019 12:00 PM (jaeFf)
If somehow Crazy Uncle Joe wins the presidency he will most likely have either Knee pads Harris or gap tooth Abrams as his VP. When he dies of that anuerism that I expect, then one of them will be president.... let that sink in...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
Look.
I know there's corruption and voter fraud, but since Trump's crushing victory over Hillary the Stumbler, I have faith that America is still alive. If that blithering idiot and either of those two communist mishes win, America is dead, never to be seen or heard from again.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Well then since we're now sticklers for accurate terminology, it's no longer "pro-choice" it's more accurately "pro-death", "pro-inserting tools to tear apart the flesh of a living organism," "pro-infanticide," take your pick we've got lots for you
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 12:00 PM (d6Qgu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (7njPr)
He got the bullet from a high-capacity clip that he uses in an assault pistol.
Posted by: Zod at May 17, 2019 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
She backtracked on that just recently - said she would be okay with VP slot.
Abrams can queer my projection above - if she goes all out for the VP slot with Biden, that blocks Harris. And Harris already took a shot at Biden saying he could be her VP, he's proven he's good at VP.
There could be blood on the floor in the debates.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 12:01 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2019 12:01 PM (gmo/4)
You know who else was an outie?
Bruce Jenner?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 17, 2019 12:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2019 12:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 12:02 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2019 12:02 PM (gmo/4)
influence Flynn made by MEMBERS OF CONGRESS?? Now that seems like
something we should know more about."Posted by: Tom Servo
OK, well idk, and yeah, lots of obstruction still ongoing. But the target is still Trump, and Flynn cooperated with Mueller and still needs to please him to get leniency, it would seem. Cooperating with Mueller means attacking Trump ... imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2019 11:56 AM (Cus5s)
The obstruction was that Flynn and the President had a mutual defense agreement.
Flynn dropped out with no notice. President's lawyers were asking them to reconsider.
That is now obstruction of Justice?
Posted by: Don Q at May 17, 2019 12:02 PM (NgKpN)
Prophecy?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2019 12:02 PM (Rarvo)
And 3rd trimmest abortion as well as laws that don't protect babies who survive and abortion should be more accurately referred to as "infanticide."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 12:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 17, 2019 11:56 AM (dm05u)
Right? The babies are just so cute hoisting up that flag.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Doesn't Emily whatever her name is know that the patriarchy enjoys ogling her boobs?
I think the British police also covered themselves with glory by arresting someone for brandishing a spoon, or did they just confiscate it. And they proudly displayed it along with other deadly weapons such as butter knives.
To mock them, someone tweeted out a picture of their criminal weapon collection, also known as the cutlery drawer in their kitchen.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (9hauA)
>>I think he was in King of New York which was an awesome movie.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May
17, 2019 11:53 AM (9B/d
He also Walkenized "The Dead Zone."
"The ice...is gonna...BREAK!"
Posted by: Zod at May 17, 2019
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I enjoyed the film of The Dead Zone. I thought it was one of the best adaptations of a Stephen King novel up to that time. But Anthony Michael Hall's Johnny Smith in the TV version from earlier this century, now showing on H and I TV, is even better. They tinkered with the situation a tiny bit -- Johnny's former girlfriend is now married to the sheriff, whereas in the novel the sheriff was John Bannerman of Cujo. But it provides some ongoing conflict without dragging in another character; and the stories I've seen have not all been about Johnny detecting murderers via his erratic psi power. Good stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (laXVK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
OK, it's nothing then.
What's for lunch?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (623jb)
Publicize (after it happens) that NSA has been using its data to roll up leftist networks like Antifa.
Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (jyVW0)
She backtracked on that just recently - said she would be okay with VP slot.
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"Backtracked". ISWYDT
Where have you gone, Tank Delusional
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo hoo hoo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (0NzJ9)
Should be really good, the man really knows that movie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (wW03z)
It's muslims.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (7njPr)
If somehow Crazy Uncle Joe wins the presidency he will most likely have either Knee pads Harris or gap tooth Abrams as his VP. When he dies of that anuerism that I expect
I'm sure the anuerism will rob us of his greatnessthe morning after the Inaugural Ball.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2019 12:04 PM (TAmPV)
I always thought it was just about male confusion.
(They don't understand that a woman can be very physically attracted to a man but reluctant to jump into bed without establishing emotional trust.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 17, 2019 12:04 PM (Rxduq)
Yes, as someone noted upthread that was Annie Hall era. He had a tiny part but was mesmerizing. And creepy. But mostly mesmerizing and creepy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 12:04 PM (fuK7c)
Harris should go for the two-fer, just to show how it's done (she won't, because she's barely sentient):
"...and you (looking at Booker, pointing at Butt-Egg) should know better. Shame, brother."
Posted by: Zod at May 17, 2019 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: The Tick at May 17, 2019 12:04 PM (oVJmc)
Abrams couldn't get elected VP of an HOA.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:04 PM (623jb)
Prophecy?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2019 12:02 PM (Rarvo)
Yep or 'The Prophesy'.
Theologically, I hate it. But it's VERY Walken
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 12:05 PM (bcbK8)
A teacher (Pardon me, an "Educator") in Massachusetts dropped a bullet
in a stairwell, then reported it so the school could go into lockdown
and CNN could add another "School Shooting" to its phony list.
https://is.gd/3Ynrcs
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
He dropped a cartridge, right, not a "bullet"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (7njPr)
Been ordered to stay away from the school. Good. Should also order that he stay away (forfeit) his pension for that stunt. Make an example of him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2019 12:05 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: The Tick at May 17, 2019 12:05 PM (oVJmc)
facepalm
Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2019 11:19 AM (NgKpN)
Thank God they caught it before it got turned into a shiv.
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2019 12:05 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2019 11:29 AM (0OWcv)
What part of "sound off, bag on" do you not understand?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 12:05 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Moron News YOU Can Use at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (wW03z)
It's muslims.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (7njPr)
Actually makes an even larger point: it's the cultural dominance of the white underclass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (623jb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:04 PM (623jb)
And SHE'S a communist!
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)
You mean the one, hidden...?
Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
The only thing she'll be running for is the donut shop.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (0NzJ9)
Remember, these are the same type of people who mistook a foam ear plug as "rubber bullets" on live TV during one of our periodic "room to destroy" festivals.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (b7IdW)
I heard she has a Golden Corral logo tattooed on her inner thigh.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Tank Abrams has already said it's top of the ticket for her or
nothing. She's actually considering announcing her run (waddle) this
fall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
She backtracked on that just recently - said she would be okay with VP slot.
Abrams can queer my projection above - if she goes all out for the
VP slot with Biden, that blocks Harris. And Harris already took a shot
at Biden saying he could be her VP, he's proven he's good at VP.
There could be blood on the floor in the debates.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019
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This would all be hilarious, if not for my sneaking fear that one of these imbeciles might actually get to the nomination, and might somehow win -- and start enacting the kind of looniness they're all talking about.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (laXVK)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (b7IdW)
Running, waddling at high speed, let's not split hairs here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (623jb)
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2019 11:27 AM (wW03z)
It's muslims.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 12:03 PM (7njPr)
Actually makes an even larger point: it's the cultural dominance of the white underclass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (623jb)
Yeah, actually the Muslims and Indian poor come off the best, as they have a moral structure. The English poor have no morality or understanding of cause and effect. The Indians in particular value education and climbing into the middle class.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (bcbK8)
That is now obstruction of Justice?"Posted by: Don Q
thanks ... yeah, it is a coup, still ongoing, Flynn is "flipped" to serve Mueller. They are still playing public opinion ... there is no legal obstruction to a non-crime. There is a lot of treason/sedition/coup activity ... tick tock.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
Because what America needs most is a bitter, vindictive professional victim.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:08 PM (b7IdW)
he's very creepy in it and yet charming
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2019 12:08 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
The only thing she'll be running for is the donut shop.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:06 PM (b7IdW)
*THUD*
*THUD*
*water in glass starts to ripple*
*THUD*
*THUD*
Posted by: Insomniac at May 17, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2019 12:08 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2019 12:07 PM (laXVK)
Unfortunately they cannot all lose the primary. Unless, of course, they activate Hillary 3.0.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 12:09 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:08 PM (b7IdW)
Who makes a mean pancake.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:09 PM (623jb)
A teacher (Pardon me, an "Educator") in Massachusetts dropped a bullet
in a stairwell, then reported it so the school could go into lockdown
and CNN could add another "School Shooting" to its phony list.
https://is.gd/3Ynrcs
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 17, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
He dropped a cartridge, right, not a "bullet"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 11:58 AM (7njPr)
I'd like to Drop a Deuce in the back seat of his car.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2019 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)
"It was LIVE AMMUNITION!"
-- Local new this morning
He also had a bunch of ammo in his car, IIRC?
He claims he wanted to "raise awareness."
No, when they say this, what they really mean is they want to gin up the fear and outrage mob so that that can be used to justify whatever it is he wants.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:08 PM (b7IdW)
Which is seemingly every black politician / position of power in America today.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7041487
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Mrs. Wrecks is big on the Royal Family so we watched a TLC special that told me more than I wanted to know about Archie.
One interesting thing, Princess Meggy's dad has never met the Prince and is not expected to ever meet his grandson. He's fat and gross and just not cool at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)
He claims he wanted to "raise awareness."
No, when they say this, what they really mean is they want to gin up the fear and outrage mob so that that can be used to justify whatever it is he wants.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)
Right.
Arrest him for inciting a riot and ruin his livelihood.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 17, 2019 12:11 PM (GMKBs)
Yep, Thomas Sowell had an article a few years ago about how among the working class/poor Brits, the white ones were at the bottom of the heap. All the "people of 'color'" fared better than the white folks, proving that the tentacles of white privilege reach everywhere.
Wait, what?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 17, 2019 12:11 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
STOLEN!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:04 PM (623jb)
Maybe not, but there are people like her in every HOA. Which is why I will never buy a house anywhere HOA membership is required.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:11 PM (b7IdW)
Buttigieg
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (9VeU0)
Good analysis, Blaster.
But no way on earth the power brokers in the DNC will let the mayor of a podunk town be the candidate, no matter who's dick he's sucked.
My bet is that Kameltoe has the Obama nod.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 17, 2019 12:11 PM (GMKBs)
Wait, Abrams is one of the Butt sisters?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:13 PM (b7IdW)
He had just been fired, or non-renewed, and was a "long time teacher". So, a nutjob. Who non-renews teachers?
He was playing hero so that there'd be pressure to keep him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 12:13 PM (fuK7c)
Contrast with the dem method: blame accuser, wait for party members to defend, deny deny deny and if you must go, claim it's a selfless act of bravery.
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 12:14 PM (d6Qgu)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 17, 2019 12:11 PM (b7IdW)
That and it being outright communism in America.
Any organization that doesn't pay my bills or mortgage and can STILL take my land hasn't anything to do with "the land of the free."
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)
But no way on earth the power brokers in the DNC will let the mayor of a podunk town be the candidate, no matter who's dick he's sucked.
My bet is that Kameltoe has the Obama nod.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK
Despite the Dems racialism, ultimately, they are a SWPL party.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 12:14 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 12:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 11:46 AM (fuK7c)
Server farm, meet D9.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 12:17 PM (7njPr)
Sit down and shut your mouth..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 12:18 PM (E2Y9z)
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Cute girl . . . but if it's "feminist" anything, it's probably not worth my time to watch. You can have good stories about women characters without banging the audience over the head with pro-feminist (which means anti-male) messages. See Aliens, for example, and the original Terminator; both feature a strong female lead without denigrating men and while providing a superb story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2019 11:52 AM (laXVK)
I love period mysteries, so I watched the first couple of seasons of Miss Fisher. I stopped after I couldn't take their pro-feminist and woke stuff any more.
I'm not even that opposed to creators insert their POV into their art. But don't bash me over the head with it. Jeez.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 17, 2019 12:19 PM (9hauA)
Buttigieg
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 11:54 AM (9VeU0)
Then the Horde comes up with three months' worth of "Buttigieg" puns.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2019 12:20 PM (RD7QR)
Actually, that's not true. As Dalrymple points out, Jamaicans, assimilated Muslims, and the white underclass who are at the bottom of the heap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 12:20 PM (623jb)
https://tinyurl.com/y6mhgwjp
John Ward does some great stuff
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His description 'Failed actress/hyper-successful penis receptacle' is the Platonic essence of SAVAGE!
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 17, 2019 12:21 PM (jaeFf)
IOW, not like a bullet had been fired into the school, or even the empty cartridge suggesting a bullet had been fired IN the school. Just a regular old round of ammo, not in a weapon, less dangerous than an unlit firecracker.
What a river of piss must have flowed, down their pant legs.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 17, 2019 12:23 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: MW at May 17, 2019 12:25 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 12:13 PM (fuK7c)
That's how I read it. Or at the very least, create controversy so he can whine about being fired for his beliefs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2019 12:32 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Gregory Quartano at May 17, 2019 12:32 PM (XFFWZ)
Opening forum:
By some accounting, that would be *two* great things.
Unless you consider them as a set?
(So glad I could contribute to this subthread.)
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Was driving past a pink ribbon/ breast cancer rally and was tempted to roll down the window and shout "Show us your tit".
I resisted.
One reason I'm still here.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 17, 2019 12:37 PM (Iq8IA)
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Posted by: Otto Zilch at May 17, 2019 01:06 PM (AFztM)
If we can, I'll go first because I'm a giver.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 17, 2019 01:12 PM (pw+jk)
Oddly enough, in two of Deneuve's best early movies, her voice was entirely dubbed: The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (where all her lines were sung) and Tristana (in Spanish).
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A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)