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Good evening, chillins. How are y'all feeling tonight? Everybody ready for the camps? I think they're on to us.
Sex
Man hires prostitute - and his daughter turns up I wonder if he got a friends and family discount? It says in the article that the wife wouldn't divorce him because of the trauma it would cause for their children. I'm not sure that that's the big trauma issue in their lives, ma'am. And for something more recent: A couple shot a porn film in a Tesla on Autopilot while there were 'a lot of cars driving by' Search @Tesla on Pornhub if you want to see the clip. I took a peek (strictly for professional research purposes, of course) and yup, they appear to be fucking and driving.
Preußens Gloria (Sound on)
All I know is that the Prussians weren't no chickens. pic.twitter.com/hf70EcMmYc
— Dave's Not Here (@Weirddave0) May 9, 2019
The Religion of Peace You know that story that's all over the news? You know, about the Mosque in Philadelphia and the kids singng songs about beheading Jews? What's that? You don't? Why surely it got as much press as a Catholic kid smiling at an Indian, right? No? That is so ODD. Not like the
Here's an interesting article about the different fonts and typesets used in WALL·E . That's kind of an obscure thing to be interested in, but obviously some people are, and they're happy to share their passion with the world.
Ooooops!
Company giving away CL trip tells every contestant they won
British online retail company Zavvi ran a competition for a trip to Madrid for the Champions League final, complete with flights, hotel accommodations, two tickets to the game, and cash to spend. With two Premier League sides reaching the final for the first time ever, there was heightened interest in the competition domestically with fans of both sides hoping to secure a dream trip to watch their team compete.Expensive gaffe, that.
Unfortunately, a technical error led to every single participant receiving an email indicating they won the prize.
Pussified Navy Navy Leader Who Told Sailors to 'Clap Like We're at a Strip Club' Has Resigned
A 30 year veteran, Command Master Chief (which I believe is a big fuckin' deal) of an aircraft carrier, and he's out because of some stupid offenderati. We, at all levels of society, need to start telling these people to fuck off. Related: Editorial: Admiral, I Am NOT Ready For War Thought provoking piece from the Merchant Marine. I don't know the answer to the problem. Maybe make their quai-military status more military and less quasi? I dunno. Anyone with more knowledge than I have on the MM wanna pitch in?
Two on Politics America’s System of Self-Government Is Miserable, and Correct I've seen a lot of Democraps moaning about a “Constitutional Crisis” in the last few days just because their Congress is fighting with the Executive branch. That's not a crisis, in fact it's just the opposite: the system functioning as designed. Furthermore, Congress was supposed to be the “first among equals” branch of the government, but for generations now they've been ceding their powers to the Judiciary and the Executive because they're a bunch of cowards. Frankly, I wish they hadn't done so, but they did, so my response to their whining is the same as the one I outlined above: Fuck off. Don't like it? Take back your powers and do your job.
Yes, Christians Can Support Trump Without Risk to Their Witness Addressed to America's favorite Pharisees, David and Nancy French. I'm a Christian, and one of my many failings is the schadenboner I suspect I'll get when people like the Frenches discover that Matthew 7:20-23 was referring to them. It is very un-christian to feel that way, but I do. Sigh I am but human.
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20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
The Yahoo Group is screaming “You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!” Guess what I say?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 09:52 PM (8Jnqt)
Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:52 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: tbodie at May 09, 2019 09:53 PM (eqHTn)
Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 09:53 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 09, 2019 09:54 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 09, 2019 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tbodie at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (eqHTn)
Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (Ncyf9)
There was a story similar to that a while back in China. A married man arranged an affair with a woman that he'd met online. And the woman that turned up was his daughter-in-law.
Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 09:58 PM (8Jnqt)
23m
Digenova states that Horowitz found that THREE FISA renewals were obtained ILLEGALLY. That's right - he states ILLEGALLY.
Tracybeanz @tracybeanz
15m
Now, Digenova stating that the FBI HELD the information reported from the FOIA today - so he needs to circle back. Lying to investigators? Wray has some explaining to do. Wow.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 09:58 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: tbodie at May 09, 2019 09:58 PM (eqHTn)
Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:58 PM (htgmn)
They will fold at the first sign of diversity. WHY? Because the Traditions of the Sea... those things which get you through the Horrible times, are gone.
Those traditions evolved for a reason. To destroy the very identity of what a sailor is? will bight us.
And I say this as, a Sailor. As I told someone recently online, damn dude, I have more time sitting on a shitter in the Persian Gulf then you have in your Chair Force.
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 09:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (htgmn)
You take that back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 09:59 PM (8Jnqt)
Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (Fp6vo)
Well that Paul Harvey story got dark fast.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:59 PM (dFltG)
Posted by: tbodie at May 09, 2019 09:59 PM (eqHTn)
Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (Fp6vo)
I couldn't help but read that in his voice.
And now, nobody else can either.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 10:00 PM (dFltG)
Posted by: Sandra Fluked at May 09, 2019 10:00 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 10:00 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:00 PM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)
Well, thankfully it didn't occur in Vietnam.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:01 PM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: tbodie at May 09, 2019 10:01 PM (eqHTn)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 09, 2019 10:01 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 09, 2019 10:02 PM (F8l/4)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 10:02 PM (dFltG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:02 PM (8Jnqt)
When I was a graduate student, the department I was in sent out rejection letters to the people they wanted to offer scholarships to, and scholarship letters to some of the people they wanted to reject.
One new departmental secretary later, and after many phone calls, they straightened it out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2019 10:02 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 09, 2019 10:02 PM (F8l/4)
Mandingo Rex
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:02 PM (8Jnqt)
judgeships open as a special favor to Future President Hillary? Or did Turtle really
obstruct them all?
Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 10:03 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 09, 2019 10:03 PM (ZqRa6)
Is there a Learn to Code for Dummies book?
Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:43 PM
https://www.amazon.com/ Beginning-Programming-Dummies-Wallace-Wang /dp/0470088702 (remove spaces)
If you're serious, there are better resources.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2019 10:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ghost of Ed McMahon at May 09, 2019 10:03 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 10:04 PM (f3oO4)
There was a story similar to that a while back in China. A married man arranged an affair with a woman that he'd met online. And the woman that turned up was his daughter-in-law.
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If you like pina coladas . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 10:04 PM (+y/Ru)
True Christians would have supported Hillary.
Posted by: The Democrats! at May 09, 2019 10:04 PM (I2/tG)
He really meant to make those appointments, but those joints weren't going to smoke themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2019 10:04 PM (V2Yro)
judgeships open as a special favor to Future President Hillary? Or did Turtle really
obstruct them all?
Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 10:03 PM (uEbPt)
While he was a liberal, malicious, narcissistic asshole, I get the feeling that we were lucky in that Obama was not very industrious. He did horrific damage, but it could have been worse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:04 PM (8Jnqt)
Comey by Anderson Cooper is going to hold up about as well as the one
with Sheriff Israel did.
Posted by: no good deed"
I think you mean The Very Reverend James Comey. Show some respect.
Posted by: Ripley at May 09, 2019 10:05 PM (NbRJx)
"If they were in possession of all that information...They would have overtly misled the FISA Court in order to secure the first FISA warrant against the Trump Campaign."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 10:05 PM (BqBId)
I know what a 24 inch piece of rebar, properly held and swung, could do to his face.
The question is: am I weak?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 09, 2019 10:05 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 09, 2019 10:05 PM (ZqRa6)
He really meant to make those appointments, but those joints weren't going to smoke themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2019 10:04 PM (V2Yro)
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Was gonna appoint some judges, but then I got high...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 09, 2019 10:06 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Ghost of Ed McMahon
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That is correct, sir! (My apologies.)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 09, 2019 10:06 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2019 10:06 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 09, 2019 10:03 PM (ZqRa6)
Tamar was technically Judah's daughter in law, but still, that's a really good story, with a lot of fun twists in it. And in a cameo role, it also has in it the Terror of every Catholic Schoolboy, and the Patron Saint of the Never Trumpers, Onan!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2019 10:07 PM (V2Yro)
So, I shouldn't refer to him as pinata face? Got it.
Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2019 10:08 PM (uTY3H)
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Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 09:59 PM (NgKpN)
I hope I am wrong, but I fear we may pay a great price for this loss of tradition!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 10:08 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: ALH
Perhaps, but John F. Kennedy was a jelly donut.
He said so himself.
"Ich bin eine Berliner!"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 09, 2019 10:09 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2019 10:06 PM (0tfLf)
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Anybody got a problem with my plan of marching up and down the square?!
Posted by: Sergeant Major Chicken at May 09, 2019 10:09 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 09, 2019 10:10 PM (ta49A)
Comey by Anderson Cooper is going to hold up about as well as the one
with Sheriff Israel did.
Posted by: no good deed"
I think you mean The Very Reverend James Comey. Show some respect.
Posted by: Ripley
Comey is very tall. About 6 ft 8.
Still a schmuck, though.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 09, 2019 10:10 PM (S6Pax)
judgeships open as a special favor to Future President Hillary? Or did Turtle really
obstruct them all?
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I don't think it was particularly an Obama thing. There've been a lot of openings for quite a while. I know there were a lot under Dubya. Trump just seems to be the first president in a while that's making a major push to get these positions filled.
The fact that he's got a friendly Senate (which Obama also had for six years), and a Senate Majority Leader who agrees that it's a priority, is helping matters significantly.
Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 10:10 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 10:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 4406 gtx at May 09, 2019 10:11 PM (jECZv)
Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2019 10:12 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 09, 2019 10:13 PM (d9IwN)
https://tinyurl.com/y4hjwjmx
https://tinyurl.com/y4oq99gp
https://tinyurl.com/y34vluox
https://tinyurl.com/y3t7obof
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Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2019 10:13 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:13 PM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 09, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sandy at May 09, 2019 10:14 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 10:14 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 10:14 PM (+y/Ru)
I don't think they use their hands for that.
Posted by: no good deed
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You talking 'bout the girls? Hell, there I was, back in the day, one of the girls plucked a $20 out of a beer bottle and folded it.
Without using her hands.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: wing at May 09, 2019 10:14 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Marines rule squids drool at May 09, 2019 10:15 PM (OKp8N)
Posted by: Ghost of Ed McMahon
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That is correct, sir! (My apologies.)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 09, 2019 10:06 PM (ta49A)
No problem. I simply want to get my proper after-life residual payments for heavenly re-runs of The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. It's in the Top 10 in the Heaven Neilsen ratings. The angels just can't get enough of Tea Time Movie with Art Fern, and Karnak the Magnificent. And Don Rickles really breaks them up when he's a guest.
Posted by: Ghost of Ed McMahon at May 09, 2019 10:15 PM (AMIL/)
Next you'll be telling me that military personnel look at porn.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Turns out a fanbase doesn't like it when you essentially divorce your wife via Twitter. And then it comes out you've been cheating on her for half a year...along with getting nudes from your fans, some of who were probably minors.
The only Youtube content creators who will be left in the end are the AVGN and DSP.
Posted by: PoorJared at May 09, 2019 10:16 PM (Ta69/)
https://tinyurl.com/yyykrdg3
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Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2019 10:16 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:16 PM (Ncyf9)
He probably needed Moochelle to tell him whether he should start with the soup or the salad.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 09, 2019 10:16 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2019 10:16 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: PoorJared at May 09, 2019 10:16 PM (Ta69/)
I just received this Gilligan's Island theme parody in an email from my favorite online hosiery-- oops, I mean sock-- store:
Just sit right back
and you'll read a tale
a tale of a missing sock
who took a trip on a sailing ship
which set said from this dock
Its mate, it had stayed home that day
after reading the brochure
thinking nothing could go wrong
on a 3-hour tour (a 3-hour tour)
Since then it's been 10 troubled years
the sock has not come home
with not so much as a text or call
from a coconut smart phone
Was it beamed up by space aliens?
or eaten by a whale?
who knows, just buy a brand new pair
during our 24-hour sale!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:17 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 09, 2019 10:17 PM (f90E1)
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 09, 2019 10:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2019 10:18 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 09, 2019 10:17 PM (f90E1)
You're thirsty too?
We should get together and make an online service to get serviced by e-thots.
We'll call it... Snatch-Chat,
. Posted by: PoorJared at May 09, 2019 10:18 PM (Ta69/)
I bet he tried to order in Spanish... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)
Shoulda known the rues have changed if you are the CMC for an aircraft carrier in today's Navy. Proof that no matter how elite the unit, there is a finite amout of stupidity.
Gotta be smooth. No more talk of the Sea and the culture of seagoing men. Tailhook took care of that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 09, 2019 10:20 PM (f90E1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you for your service there and here!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
There was a story similar to that a while back in China. A married man arranged an affair with a woman that he'd met online. And the woman that turned up was his daughter-in-law.
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If you like pina coladas . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
I always hated that song. I could never figure out why they weren't pissed off at each other. Cucks. Both of them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
It was the 70s.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:21 PM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)
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Which for him probably meant speaking loudly in English while appending "O" to various words.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 09, 2019 10:22 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: The Democrats!
Also black people. 'Cause she carries a bottle of hot sauce around in her purse. Just like a black person.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
(Listen, my BIL has an 8X10 picture of Barky and Michelle on his computer desk. If he were a Christian, I would raise an eyebrow. Bigly. But since he isn't, I just try not to laugh..... or heave.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 09, 2019 10:23 PM (Rxduq)
(No, I didn't forget the Alamo)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 10:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
Hillary's problem was that she was just too damn genuine.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 10:23 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:24 PM (8Jnqt)
IMHO he kind of reclaimed his masculinity with it. Not nearly as cutesy. :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_eQ63Plv6A
(And, I admit I love the whole album that has PCS on it; it's called Partners In Crime.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)
Back in the day: As part time duty in one OPs job, I was one of the very few (3?) active duty guys with that skill. Even did a convoy exercise. Do not know if is exists today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
http://tinyurl.com/y28uc8lw
You're on your own if you want it on a shirt. Maybe email and ask them if they'll do one.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 10:26 PM (dFltG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)
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Io wouldo likeo too buyo twoo tacoso.
See, I speak perfect Spanglish!
Posted by: Slow Joe ordering in Spanish at May 09, 2019 10:26 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 09, 2019 10:26 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 10:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
Hillary's problem was that she was just too damn genuine.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 10:23 PM (aS1PU)
Yeah, no one was or is a more genuine, pinstripe-loving Yankees fan than she is!
Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2019 10:26 PM (AMIL/)
You could actually HEAR everyone nearby rolling their eyeballs... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:27 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:24 PM (8Jnqt)
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Used to work for Subway until it turned out he had a bit of a minor problem.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at May 09, 2019 10:27 PM (WEBkv)
I am sure that a number of Democratic political types are quietly meeting, and whispering to each other a plain, but unmentionable truth - that nominating a homosexual will markedly decrease support for the Democrats among black voters.
Why? Three reasons:
1) A lot of black voters will oppose a homosexual candidate for religious and cultural reasons. There is a reason why Cory Booker remains "fiercely heterosexual" - coming out as gay would cause the New York Times to swoon, but wouldn't play that well in Newark and Camden.
2) A lot of blacks are pissed that homosexuals get affirmative action preferences, when they are essentially indistinguishable from other elite whites.
I.e.: "We didn't hire a black person for this high-profile position, but we did hire a white lesbian, so you can't criticize us."
Doing this for the Democratic presidential nomination would be viewed as a classic example of this - passing over a couple of black candidates for someone who is just like Beto, except in sexual tastes.
3) For the substantial fraction of American blacks who have moved in the last thirty years due to gentrification, Buttigieg and his husband look just like the people who drove them out of their old neighborhood.
First the gays move in (since they don't care how bad the local schools are), and then the bike lanes come in, and then the local black barbershop is replaced by a Pilates hot yoga studio, and then the blacks move out.
It will be interesting to see how rapidly Kamala Harris' people start leaking to the media that nominating Buttigieg is guaranteed to depress black turnout.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2019 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 10:27 PM (q1Pj5)
(No, I didn't forget the Alamo)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 10:23 PM (Y4EXg)
The Powderhorn Gun Store
N.W. Loop 410, between Hwy 90 and N.W. Military Drive. On the Northbound access road.
Ask for David Day, owner.
The store was founded by the late Bob Day, former USAF armorer for competition weapons *and* the maker of the estimable Day Arms 1500 PPC competition revolver.
First class, old fashioned gun store, with a very deep knowledge reserve. Both technical and historical.
If that's not a Tourist Highlight, I don't know what is?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (QzJWU)
Maybe the standard procedure/etiquette has changed since back when I used to be a deejay at one, but everyone used to always clap after each song.
True story. My husband would hang out in cool corner every day with the boss and the regulars for a couple hours while I was working. They never really paid much attention to the girls, but were like trained seals as far as "when the music ends", clap your hands.
During this period of our lives we had occasion to be attending a funeral service. My husband unthinkingly, by rote, started clapping after the first hymn. I thought his mom was gonna club him upside the head.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 10:23 PM (aS1PU)
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An' she was tahhhrred.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (Y4EXg)
Lots of Three's Company-style double entendres. "Gimme a sandwich to go!" :-P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p62q187Hft8
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:30 PM (miE9U)
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I got the clap at a strip club once. I knew I should stuck to using cigars.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 09, 2019 10:31 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:31 PM (4knXT)
My autocucumber must be dropping acid again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:31 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: PQ-17 at May 09, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:32 PM (Ncyf9)
Maybe the standard procedure/etiquette has changed since back when I used to be a deejay at one, but everyone used to always clap after each song.
True story. My husband would hang out in cool corner every day with the boss and the regulars for a couple hours while I was working. They never really paid much attention to the girls, but were like trained seals as far as "when the music ends", clap your hands.
During this period of our lives we had occasion to be attending a funeral service. My husband unthinkingly, by rote, started clapping after the first hymn. I thought his mom was gonna club him upside the head.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (RfzVr)
I really have no idea why, but my respect for you has increased immeasurably. What a frigging great story!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2019 10:32 PM (sy5kK)
I can't wait can't wait can't wait... :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:33 PM (miE9U)
Goddamned sick and tired of seeing/hearing my country disparaged.
We are GOVERNED, not RULED by a political system unique in the world.
Adherence to it has allowed us to flourish for 243 years. Along the way we have met and overcome adversities that have destroyed lesser nations.
We ARE the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.
What we are experiencing now is one more chapter in our history.
We aren't going to fail, never fear. We're Americans, and as such, are denied the option of failure.
Never ever forget that.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 09, 2019 10:34 PM (KATBx)
Only while they are lowering the casket.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:32 PM (Ncyf9)
Then everyone shouts in unison, "Play Ball!"
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 10:34 PM (q1Pj5)
Only while they are lowering the casket.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:32 PM (Ncyf9)
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A really fine embalming job deserves recognition too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:34 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:34 PM (Ncyf9)
Only while they are lowering the casket.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 10:32 PM (Ncyf9)
Or when the magician cuts the casket in half.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (8Jnqt)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (mvenn)
So if whites are wealthier then blacks it is systematic racism, and therefore since homosexuals are wealthier then straight people it is...?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:24 PM (8Jnqt)
I'm the dude that lost about 93k subs on my Youtube channel because I got thirsty off my Internet fame and decided to cheat on my wife, leading to maybe the 1st divorce-by-Twitter.
Phil Collins, eat that!
Posted by: PoorJared at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (Ta69/)
Well, I managed to get back in the saddle so to speak. The saddle of my 7710 tractor to do some bushhogging. Little damned trees are growing up in some of the fields and it's time to get my ass in gear.
I got the 15' bush hog hooked up, did a little TLC on that tractor, got some fuel in it, etc. I was going to make a round or two just to see if everything was in working order.
But, the sights and sound got to me, and I got the fever. I engaged the PTO, the revved up. A burst of jet black smoke shot out the stack, and I heard the sound of the turbocharger spinning up. "Whoozzzzhhh!".
That sound gives me a raging hard-on. It's the sound of power. And so does the black smoke. It was some heavy slogging, and that tractor was at near full power, and the sound just gets to me. I went for a couple of hours until after 9PM.
Reluctantly, I quit. If I had decent lights on the thing, I would've likely gone 'til midnight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 10:11 PM
The DJ will usually ask the audience to applaud when a dancer's set on stage is over and they are switching dancers.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (zCabI)
We aren't going to fail, never fear. We're Americans, and as such, are denied the option of failure.
Never ever forget that.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 09, 2019 10:34 PM (KATBx)
Sometimes it's just nice to know that others still believe this.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 09, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 10:36 PM (aS1PU)
Which is okay by me. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 10:36 PM (miE9U)
"Your package was probably delivered, as we expected it to arrive by now."
I have to admit that I've never seen that before.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (RfzVr)
But what were you going to do?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
There's also a certain amount of black vs gay-mafia tension back in old South Bend, the melanin crew thinks they've been cut out of the spoils by the buggery crew since Buttplug came in.
Posted by: JEM at May 09, 2019 10:37 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (RfzVr)
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That's a great story!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 09, 2019 10:37 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (cRkMZ)
Never to be spoken of.
Posted by: The Narrative at May 09, 2019 10:38 PM (tVQUs)
I thought the standard register of approval was hooping and hollering. Maybe a "Yee haw!" at redneck joints.
Of course, clapping would be called for when they get to doing the shooting the ping pong balls out of the cooter tricks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 10:38 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: PQ-17 at May 09, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)
SCATTER REPEAT SCATTER
Posted by: Admiral Sir Dudley Pound at May 09, 2019 10:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (mven
You. Mrs. Muldoon and Buckley have my condolences.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Of course, clapping would be called for when they get to doing the shooting the ping pong balls out of the cooter tricks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 10:38 PM (NMAzL)
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I love that trick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:39 PM (4knXT)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf_7XSDtdKs
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 09, 2019 10:39 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 10:29 PM (RfzVr)
DID YOU HEAR AN ORGAN? DID YOU HEAR A FRICKIN' ORGAN?
Posted by: JEM at May 09, 2019 10:40 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:40 PM (mvenn)
I have figured out "white privilege."
To be raised with reasonable self confidence and not to consider yourself a victim almost guarantees an above average outcome in a grievance-based society.
What an unfair world!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 09, 2019 10:40 PM (SqopC)
Well I did give him a little jab in the ribs. Worst part of the whole thing is it was the funeral of his ex-wife's dad. Thank God we were in the back row and most people didn't know who did it.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 10:41 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:40 PM (mvenn)
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Jeb rally, or PUPPET SHOW + Jeb rally?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:42 PM (4knXT)
Biden 33%
Sanders 23%
Buttigieg 20%
Harris 3%
Warren 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Booker 1%
Klobuchar 0%
Posted by: Ha at May 09, 2019 10:42 PM (MAstk)
This projared guy is a feminist gaming youtuber. I hate him already. This is the kind of asshole who made is so that they cannot have attractive women in Bioware games anymore (well, Bioware is to blame there.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:42 PM (8Jnqt)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (mvenn)
Global warming is a cruel mistress.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 09, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
Countless veterans will prove it to you when Jane Fonda dies.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2019 10:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
*******
Thanks. Typical spring storm up here. Buckley needs no condolences. He loves the "try to find the snowbball in the foot-deep snow" game. Plus he has a good thick Aussie coat, so he doesn't even notice the snow piling up on his back.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:43 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (mven
You. Mrs. Muldoon and Buckley have my condolences.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
MisHum has only been waiting around 9 months to be able to make fun of someone else about snow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 10:43 PM (8Jnqt)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:40 PM (mvenn)
The person on stage has a better chance of getting elected president too.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 10:43 PM (dFltG)
Countless veterans will prove it to you when Jane Fonda dies.
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Clapping and urinating simultaneously is an art.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:43 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2019 10:43 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:35 PM (mven
You. Mrs. Muldoon and Buckley have my condolences.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
We're getting a half-foot of rain right overnight. NWS keeps sending out loud piercing text alerts to avoid flooded areas.
Uh, thanks guys. We know. Them that drive unheedingly into deep water can be object lessons, if/when their vehicles and bodies are recovered.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 10:43 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Surfperch, dreading the coming Klobuchar Presidency at May 09, 2019 10:43 PM (tVQUs)
And just wait for more of those d-pics I sent to my thirsty, thirsty fans to make their rounds around the Interwebs...
Posted by: PoorJared at May 09, 2019 10:44 PM (Ta69/)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 10:44 PM (RfzVr)
I have to admit that I've never seen that before.
Posted by: rickl
What did you order? The box Schroedinger kept his cat in?
Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2019 10:45 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ha at May 09, 2019 10:42 PM (MAstk)
A sure sign of success!
Posted by: Surfperch, dreading the coming Klobuchar Presidency at May 09, 2019 10:43 PM (tVQUs)
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Her audience is becoming highly selective.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:46 PM (4knXT)
Sanders 23%
Buttigieg 20%
Harris 3%
Warren 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Booker 1%
Klobuchar 0%
Posted by: Ha at May 09, 2019 10:42 PM (MAstk)
Sorry, there is no way Biden did not know about the Spying on the Trump campaign.
It will come out.
Then... fireworks.
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 10:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 10:46 PM (CLcKT)
At full power, the turbo on that tractor spins at about 120K RPM. Some diesel turbos hit 200K RPM. It blows my mind.
One of the worst things you can do is stop a turbocharged engine after it's been running full blast. Those things spin on engine oil, with a heavy pressure tube keeping a flow of oil through the sleeve bearings.
If you stop it, and thus stop the oil flow, the bearings can seize, and fry the static oil in the sleeve from the heat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 10:48 PM (NMAzL)
What did you order? The box Schroedinger kept his cat in?
Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2019 10:45 PM (P1f+c)
Good point. If I hadn't looked on the porch, it might be there.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Marines rule squids drool at May 09, 2019 10:15 PM (OKp8N)
And your coffee cup hasn't been cleaned since Enterprise was commissioned. During the Revolutionary War.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 09, 2019 10:49 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 10:11 PM (oVJmc)
It's not even, usually, a good place to get the clap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2019 10:50 PM (7njPr)
Good point. If I hadn't looked on the porch, it might be there.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
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It definitely would not have been there if you hadn't looked.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:50 PM (4knXT)
And before you say anything...I'm sure Pixy is awesome...provided you don't need punctuation and hate graphics. (Sigh)
My domain has been hosted through Yahoo for a couple of decades now. And they have lately sh!t the bed to the point where I want to get away from them. They're not expensive, much, but they're now so unreliable, undependable, "weirdly weird for no reason" and so arcane/unreachable in their tech support realm that I am really looking to get out. I literally had to go to outside forums to solve a problem with email, something Yahoo apparently insisted didn't exist (except, of course, that it did).
I don't need much, just the domain name and email. A bit of storage, less than 1 gig I'm pretty sure.
Thanks to all who reply.
Oh, and plus due to life and crap I've been drinking again, so I won't look for answers until tomorrow morning. But seriously, all replies will be read then and seriously considered.
Thank you for your indulgence.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 09, 2019 10:50 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 10:48 PM
Never use static oil in a turbocharged engine, full synth only and you won't have this problem!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 10:50 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:40 PM (mvenn)
The person on stage has a better chance of getting elected president too.
and probably brings in more from small donors
Posted by: Anachronda at May 09, 2019 10:51 PM (YsN7f)
Buttgig needs to get himself a fake Hispanic or African American name. That'll solve all those identity politics problems.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 10:46 PM
So, Facebook has this thing called "Friend Suggestions" for someone Facebook thinks you may know. The strip club near my house closed eight years ago. Last month, FB gives me a Friend Suggestion of my favorite dancer, who is now working as a nurse in a nearby hospital.
So, in at least one case, I was not lied to. True story.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 09, 2019 10:52 PM (zCabI)
I remember years being at the big Sunbelt Ag Expo down in Moultrie, GA. It's a test farm run by the U of GA IIRC, and, around harvest time, they have the expo, where all the manufacturers show up and demonstrate their equipment.
Some of the ag students get to drive a lot of that equipment. I remember we all laughed one time when one of those young boys stopped a tractor, actually stopping the engine when he got the end of the line, and had to wait to turn on some other tractors. THey were plowing, and they had a whole bunch of tractors.
The factory man for that tractor saw that, and ran out of there and just about jerked that kid out of the cab, blessing him out for stopping that engine like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 10:52 PM (NMAzL)
Most automotive turbos have electrically powered coolant pumps, either oil or from the radiator system, with a jacket around the turbo bearing.
That pump continues to deliver fluid after the engine is turned off, until such time as the turbo's residual heat falls to acceptable levels.
Without that system, "automotive turbos" would be an impossibility. Joe Suburb and Sally Soccermom ain't got the discipline to sit and idle-cool the system until the temps fall to non-damaging levels.
It's increasingly common in marine turbos, and even in Class 8 heavy trucks.
I wonder why it's not there in tractor tech world?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2019 10:53 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Chuck C
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The only part of this tale that bothers me is FB figured you two may know each other.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm going to earn that Biggest Douche in the Universe Award yet!
https://tinyurl.com/yyb9cowo
Posted by: PoorJared at May 09, 2019 10:54 PM (Ta69/)
We've used 1&1 for years. They were recently bought by someone else. Just received our first very questionable email. So we'll see how it goes, but not happy with this infringement.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 09, 2019 10:54 PM (Rz2Nc)
THEY WERE SUED by the district, for libel.
OK then.
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 10:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: irongrampa
Not according to Buttgig.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
You could go to Natural Bridge Caverns, hit the Gristmill in Gruene, go to Schlitterbahn, tube the Guadalupe river or the Comal.
Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2019 10:56 PM (uTY3H)
It may be there in the modern engines, Jim. This tractor is late '80s model.
But about 5 minute cool down is required. And a warm up as well before you let it spin up full blast on a cold engine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 10:56 PM (NMAzL)
Slowly raises right index finger to lips and goes shhhhhhh to Aetius
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Chuck C at May 09, 2019 10:52 PM
I used to know a great number of strippers who actually were student nurses, and several nurses who worked on the side as strippers!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 10:53 PM
We had exchanged phone numbers ten years ago. That is my best guess at how the algorithm generated the suggestion.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (zCabI)
https://tinyurl.com/y3fm4qwb
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (mvenn)
I read the whole thing. Off and on. While doing other things.
Get to the bottom... Two comments!
Still haven't learned! Coulda been a top ten contendah!
Good evening from Casa de mi Madre in La Ciudad. (That means we're at my mommy's for the night.)
When we first moved to this house over 50 years ago, the first thing I discovered was that if you pull out the drawer in the bar, you can undo the latch to the bottom liquor cabinet without the key.
I never snuck a drink. (Didn't drink until my frat bros insisted, at college.) I left raiding the liquor cabinet for my younger sister and her friends. I just liked knowing that I could do it.
Did I say hi? Hi. *hic*
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (ECLlc)
I used to know a great number of strippers who actually were student nurses, and several nurses who worked on the side as strippers!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (CLcKT)
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I want to hang at your house.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT)
It will come out.
Then... fireworks.
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 10:46 PM (NgKpN)
That will give him a bump up for the Dem primary.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 09, 2019 10:50 PM (l9m7l)
hogmartin schwerindustrie SA (a division of stoatnet.org) uses namecheap.com for all registration and DNS serves. I don't know about their hosting, since I point the DNS over to linode.com and run the server there. Namecheap hosting, just for the email and a web presence, is probably fine. And it's $15/year right now.
http://tinyurl.com/y6kt77yb
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM (dFltG)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 10:58 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2019 10:59 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2019 10:53 PM
It was probably assumed that anyone operating a tractor would know what not to do.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 09, 2019 10:59 PM (zCabI)
Children's Hospital Colorado (CHCO) is all about encouraging transgendered youth. Check out the TRUE Center:
https://tinyurl.com/TRUE-center-CHCO
For the Chirren, don't you know?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 11:00 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Miklos, all Greek to me at May 09, 2019 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:01 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 10:56 PM (NMAzL)
I got used to that routine, running various Detroit 8V71s and 12V91s on some rather nice mahogany motoryachts.
Old school diesel power...it it's running, it's leaking.
Aboard older Detroit powered workboats, the position of "wiper" was an aptly named job, indeed.
And concur on the warm up and cool down periods. Those gauges on the panel at the helm weren't just there for décor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2019 11:01 PM (QzJWU)
Here's my problem with that strategy. If you're going to vote for someone like, say Mittens, you probably weren't going to vote for Trump anyway. If you're a Romney fan, you know he's not gonna win. You know it's a vote for Biden (or whoever the nominee is). I don't think it will work. What say all of you?
Posted by: Mike at May 09, 2019 11:01 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 09, 2019 11:01 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 11:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 09, 2019 11:02 PM (H5knJ)
So, in at least one case, I was not lied to. True story.
That's a good story Chuck C. Only saw a couple like that in the years I deejayed.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 11:03 PM (RfzVr)
"My husband would hang out in cool corner every day with the boss and the regulars for a couple hours while I was working. They never really paid much attention to the girls."
AoSHQ has warped me. I parse this as while I was working in the strip club, my husband, his boss and his work friends did not pay attention to me.
I have met cfo mom, and she is a tower of moral rectitude, funny, and most unlikely to be un-noticed in a strip club.
Maybe I need to sign off.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 11:03 PM (u82oZ)
Worry no more my friends. She's history.
Joe Concha from The Hill is reporting that Marie Harf is leaving Fox News and will join the Presidential campaign of Democratic Congressman Seth Moulton.
For the record, I honestly have no idea who that is.
Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) May 9, 2019
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 11:04 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 10:57 PM
Those days are well behind me now... Now I'm happily married with kids but terribly bored at times... No regrets, but I wonder sometimes where I would be now if I'd not changed my ways...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 11:04 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 11:03 PM (u82oZ)
But I thought she said she did work there?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 11:05 PM (dFltG)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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Uhhh, I can hazard a guess - dead or in jail.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 11:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Did you know that if you took *three* CVS receipts and laid them end to end, they would reach all the way to the moon?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:05 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: irongrampa
I always agree with you IGP.
America is the best. It's people lately....well....it's hard to read WD's content and not come to the conclusion we are straying off the path a bit.
Posted by: Confuscious at May 09, 2019 11:06 PM (zX0bZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 11:06 PM (mvenn)
May you be bragging tomorrow morning, not complaining.
And I agree with irongrampa. We are still a revolutionary country, with mostly self-governed citizens. In 2016, the majority of legal voters still voted for Trump over Hill dog, even with the odds and powers stacked against that outcome.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 11:06 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:05 PM (miE9U)
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Metric or regular?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (4knXT)
That is a variation of an old urban legend.
Besides who would report this to the news?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (dFltG)
Sanders 23%
Buttigieg 20%
Harris 3%
Warren 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Booker 1%
Klobuchar 0%
Posted by: Ha at May 09, 2019 10:42 PM (MAstk)
The party of white men. O'Rourke shouldn't have gone with the fake Hispanic name.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike
A proven strategy.
McMuffin took more votes in MN (53K) than H's margin of victory over Trump (45K).
Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 10:46 PM (NgKpN)
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Oh, I think it likely he did NOT know much, if anything.
Veeps are rarely in the inner circle of WH shenanigans.
And Biden in particular is not the sort of person you would trust as a confederate.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (Rz2Nc)
The moon? SAE.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (dFltG)
Greetings, Hogmartin!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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True! The last time I was there using the drive thru window the pharmacist couldn't fold the receipt up small enough to fit into the security drawer. He had to walk it outside and load it into the trunk.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (Y4EXg)
Those were two-stroke designs, weren't they?
I've seen some of those designs, and they used a gear driven blower didn't they, and not a turbocharger?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:09 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
He needs to learn to suck dick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:09 PM (miE9U)
Two strokes would sound like they were flying, because they had twice as many power strokes at given RPM. "Screaming Mimis", I've heard them called.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 11:10 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (NMAzL)
AFAIK, they all used a Roots blower, but some may have had a turbo, in addition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2019 11:10 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Cheryl Crow at May 09, 2019 11:11 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:11 PM (miE9U)
Heh. Obsessive-compulsive accreditation. I've always been a typographiphile. (?)
On comics I've done, I've had geek notes that included, among other trivial details, all the fonts employed in the work, right down to whose fonts they were, if I could find out. For ex:
http://mindfulwebworks.com/urantiana/
ubcomix/journey-to-bethlehem/
acknowledgements-and-sources#sources
"That Hebrew-looking English font was linked to in an amusing discussion on why not to use a Hebrew-looking English font, which I did anyway, at Typophile [link]. Here's the Tanach font [link], ©Typographer Mediengestaltung 2003."
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 09, 2019 11:11 PM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2019 11:05 PM
Ding ding!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 11:11 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Mike at May 09, 20
I concur. That might have worked in 2016, but not now. And Im sure many here would disagree, but I dont think Romney is so bitter or traitorous that he would intentionally hand the election to a dem.
Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2019 11:12 PM (XROPS)
11m
James Comey is a disgrace to the FBI & will go down as the worst Director in its long and once proud history. He brought the FBI down, almost all Republicans & Democrats thought he should be FIRED, but the FBI will regain greatness because of the great men & women who work there!
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 11:12 PM (BqBId)
I concur. That might have worked in 2016, but not now. And Im sure many here would disagree, but I dont think Romney is so bitter or traitorous that he would intentionally hand the election to a dem.
Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2019 11:12 PM (XROPS)
I think he would have no hesitation handing the election to a leftist.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 09, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
McMuffin took more votes in MN (53K) than H's margin of victory over Trump (45K).
I don't think those McMuffin voters would have switched their votes to Trump.
Posted by: Mike at May 09, 2019 11:13 PM (c056A)
This has obviously been the NeverTrump cucks' strategy for awhile now - run a GOPe candidate in the primaries to wound Trump, and then run a different GOPe candidate in the general election to finish Trump off.
Their problem is that Trump is unprecedentedly popular among actual Republicans - the number of people who are going to support William Weld instead of Trump is effectively zero.
The GOPe candidates will still get funding, though - they may not get any votes, but they will say bad things about Trump, which the media can seize on to say "even real Republicans hate Trump".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2019 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: mindful webworker
*******
You're a veritable knowledge of fonts...er...font of knowledge...er...whichever.
And on that note I will make my exit. Try not to trash the place.
Endeavour to persevere!!
P.S. Irongrampa knows what he's talking about. Take heed.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 09, 2019 11:15 PM (mvenn)
And yep, received your reply, qdpsteve. Might as well open it up to all the MoMe organizers too, if you want a simple signup/verify email list and basic page like the one in my nick, (along with a regional subdomain like https://bfemome.stoatnet.org), I can do those gratis, setup and hosting both.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 11:15 PM (RHDdi)
Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2019 11:12 PM (XROPS)
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No but he has to proven skills to do it without trying!
Posted by: G at May 09, 2019 11:16 PM (XIH2u)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 11:16 PM (vmRc0)
I did have an acquaintance who went to a strip club, and ran into the ex-girlfriend of his son (who called my acquaintance "Mister NNNNN", heightening the embarrassment even further).
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2019 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
I will have to guess again that this drunk driver may not be an invited guest to this country.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 09, 2019 11:19 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 09, 2019 11:19 PM (RuIsu)
Don't knock Andy 'til you've seen him in the French Maid outfit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:21 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
He needs to learn to suck dick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I'm not convinced he doesn't. Look at him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 09, 2019 11:21 PM (+lVUW)
I'm trying to remember something about some old two-stroke designs. It some Detroit model used in earth moving equipment. Big boys with long strokes.
It had an air started, and a problem was sometimes that would kick back, and give the engine a reverse kick. The problem was the engine would run backwards.
And it would run away, because the governor wouldn't work right running backwards. Anyway, I remember a tale of a racing engine. The normal stop control wouldn't work, and the thing was blowing out the breather and sucking through the exhaust stack.
I'm trying to visualize if that would work. The blower would be turning backwards.
Anyway, according to that it was an oil air cleaner, and it was blowing oil out of the intake, with them desperately trying to choke the air intake through the stack or something like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (NMAzL)
(joke shamelessly stolen from the Simpsons)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (miE9U)
Worry no more my friends. She's history.
Joe Concha from The Hill is reporting that Marie Harf is leaving Fox News and will join the Presidential campaign of Democratic Congressman Seth Moulton.
For the record, I honestly have no idea who that is.
Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) May 9, 2019
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
Her tits will be missed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 09, 2019 11:19 PM (RuIsu)
Don't knock Andy 'til you've seen him in the French Maid outfit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:21 PM (miE9U)
Tres magnifique!!
Posted by: Shep at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 11:16 PM (vmRc0)
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Wish I could help. I really don't know, doublespeak has made a lot of communication impossible.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (IDhUW)
I need to check with the focus groups, before deciding which way I swing.
Posted by: Beto! at May 09, 2019 11:23 PM (I2/tG)
Anyway, according to that it was an oil air cleaner, and it was
blowing oil out of the intake, with them desperately trying to choke the
air intake through the stack or something like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (NMAzL)
Banana in the air intake?
Posted by: Det. Alex Foley at May 09, 2019 11:24 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 11:24 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2019 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
I ran into my sister's sister in-law dancing at a strip club. I just handed her some cash (no dancing for me was involved) and never said anything to family.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 09, 2019 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:21 PM (miE9U)
Or me in a Sailor Moon outfit!
https://tinyurl.com/y64mjmw8
Just join my 18+ snapchat! I need the money and my pride is worth the $20.
Posted by: PoorJared at May 09, 2019 11:24 PM (Ta69/)
As for French's and the rest of the RINOs. Fuck you all with a crooked, splinty 2x4!! MAGA Now!! MAGA 2020 and MAGA forever!!!! The more Christianity is spread and defended the safer this world becomes and the better the human race becomes.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 09, 2019 11:25 PM (QMwOT)
11m
James Comey is a disgrace to the FBI & will go down as the worst Director in its long and once proud history. He brought the FBI down, almost all Republicans & Democrats thought he should be FIRED, but the FBI will regain greatness because of the great men & women who work there!
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 11:12 PM (BqBId)
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Sad! I want the FBI dismantled and Comey on trial.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 09, 2019 11:25 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM
Harf is (was) rather hawt in her own way... Rather like a chubby Kat Timpf!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 11:25 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (NMAzL)
All that story needs is the air cleaner oil igniting and for the engine to roll off and start settling old scores.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 11:25 PM (RHDdi)
Posted by: JT at May 09, 2019 11:26 PM (jsnt3)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
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My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
Posted by: J. Geils Band at May 09, 2019 11:27 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2019 11:21 PM (miE9U)
Or me in a Sailor Moon outfit!
https://tinyurl.com/y64mjmw8
Just join my 18+ snapchat! I need the money and my pride is worth the $20.
Posted by: PoorJared at May 09, 2019 11:24 PM (Ta69/)
I clicked on the link . . . I beg you. Do. Not. Click. On. The. Link.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 09, 2019 11:27 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 11:08 PM (NMAzL)
You're right, and I'll blame oldtimers for the memory lapse. Still, they had to cool down, all the same. And for related reasons.
No, they didn't spin OMG rpm. But they did manage a LOT of heat in those blowers, and the huge housings would hold a LOT of that as residual heat.
Same bearing problem, but on the drive side, and the gear-train that drove the thing.
Conversely, the harbor tour boat with it's 300 hp Cummins inline six... dear Lord, there's nothing good I can say about that maintenance nightmare of a marine powerplant.
Best thing the Skipper ever did on that one was invest the $$ in a John Deere Marine Diesel. Kind of an odd brown/tan/grey blend paint on the block, but I'll tell you this.
It was smoother, quieter, more fuel efficient and NOT a brass plated bitch to work on, either.
Back to those GM 8V71s. Just about every municipal bus in the '70s & '80s seem to run those powerplants.
Made finding used parts for boat spares far cheaper than would otherwise have been the case.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2019 11:28 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 09, 2019 11:28 PM (XlYtk)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 09, 2019 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)
Worry no more my friends. She's history.
Joe Concha from The Hill is reporting that Marie Harf is leaving Fox News and will join the Presidential campaign of Democratic Congressman Seth Moulton.
For the record, I honestly have no idea who that is.
Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) May 9, 2019
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
Her tits will be missed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (HCqAo)
Do you think if you pricked one with a pin she would fly off like a punctured balloon
Posted by: Fat Jack at May 09, 2019 11:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mike at May 09, 20
I think people who would actually vote for a non party candidate are going to be Trump voters anyway. I think Trump's appeal is not party based.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 09, 2019 11:29 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 09, 2019 11:30 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 09, 2019 11:22 PM (NMAzL)
Diesel engines on oil drilling rigs, and also on trucks that service them, have "motor kills", which are nothing more than big valves to close off the engine air intakes. Because if you had a release of combustible gas from the well, a nearby Diesel could suck it in, and run out of control, start scattering parts, and hence cause an explosion.
So, periodically, you will see "f/t motor kills" in the rig service entry on the tour sheet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2019 11:32 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 09, 2019 11:29 PM (IDhUW)
This is why a lot of places that went for Trump in '16 didn't go as well for GOP in '18.
Posted by: davidt at May 09, 2019 11:32 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
Does she have a corporate rate?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 09, 2019 11:33 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2019 11:33 PM (U7Mh9)
My daughter (age 32) and her husband have given me and my wife our first and most likely only grandchild. All is well the baby boy is lovely and my daughter is fine. My wife and I are impatiently waiting to visit them and see the little new guy.
But the main reason to comment now is this.
My daughter and her husband are not readers of this blog. Far from it. Still for some currently unknown and awesome reason they have named their first born
Ace.
Posted by: Granddork at May 09, 2019 11:33 PM (2qJVs)
Posted by: davidt at May 09, 2019 11:33 PM (w/wKz)
Ace.
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Good thing it's a boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 11:35 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 09, 2019 11:35 PM (QMwOT)
blog. Far from it. Still for some currently unknown and awesome reason
they have named their first born
Ace.
Posted by: Granddork at May 09, 2019 11:33 PM
It's a sign!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 09, 2019 11:35 PM (CLcKT)
It could have been worse Charlie Browns Dildo comes to mind
Posted by: Fat Jack at May 09, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 11:35 PM (2DOZq)
It could have been worse Charlie Browns Dildo comes to mind
Posted by: Fat Jack at May 09, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)
Thread Winner!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 09, 2019 11:36 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: davidt at May 09, 2019 11:36 PM (w/wKz)
My daughter and her husband are not readers of this blog. Far from it. Still for some currently unknown and awesome reason they have named their first born
Ace.
Posted by: Granddork at May 09, 2019 11:33 PM (2qJVs)
Congrats, to you and your daughter, Granddork!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2019 11:36 PM (7njPr)
Portland Antifa has been targeting and assaulting journalists (both independent and working for local media) at demonstrations for months, and the Portland cops stand aside, watch, and do nothing, since they "don't want to escalate the situation".
Seriously, when does Trump send in the Department of Justice - Portland refuses to do anything about journalists, ICE employees, ICE vendors, businesses near ICE being harassed and assaulted, as a matter of city policy.
Portland Antifa is sending the message that you will be attacked if you try to report on Antifa demonstrations (unless you work for a couple of far-left news outlets), and the city refuses to do anything about it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2019 11:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Granddork at May 09, 2019 11:33 PM (2qJVs)
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Congratulations!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 09, 2019 11:37 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 11:38 PM (q1Pj5)
I wish I could, but I just don't.
There is nothing intrinsically special about U.S. dirt.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 09, 2019 11:38 PM (QU+qf)
Fun fact about the ubiquitous futuristic "Eurostile" typefaces featured in the article...
They were based on Microgramma. That display font was designed in the fifties for the television age, which is reflected in the roughly 4:3 aspect ratio of the letters, and their rounded corners.
As soon as people saw it, it became synonymous with "future," and remains so to this day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 11:38 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2019 11:39 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Granddork at May 09, 2019 11:33 PM (2qJVs)
Congratulations. And lurk less, talk more.
One of our dogs was given the registered name Ace of Spades.
http://soyaraborzoi.com/Sarge.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2019 11:39 PM (GNcdF)
Do you live close by them?
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 11:39 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Hikaru at M
Dude! You have a troll, I have one here, it is a form of flattery, and likely gay love. they like to do it for the same reasons that boys and girls play rough on the playground in elementary school, it is flirting.
nothing you should do or really can do except recognize it for what it is gayinfatuation.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2019 11:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Luca Brasi at May 09, 2019 11:40 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 09, 2019 11:38 PM (QU+qf)
It's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at May 09, 2019 11:40 PM (RHDdi)
Posted by: Luca Brasi at May 09, 2019 11:40 PM (4knXT)
Present reistry at Sthil dealerships, Milwaukee Drilll dealers, Home Depot, Farm & Fleet, etc. and a gun shop or 3
Posted by: Fat Jack at May 09, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G)
It *is* a Moron question to ask, after all!
(and, Congrats, 'Dork!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2019 11:43 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
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By analogy, sort of, I have seen the remains of a DC series motor where the shunt opened up and it ran away. In this case it was a BIG open frame motor at a steel mill, probably 5' in diameter.
The best strategy in that case is ' RUN! ' ! Shrapnel ripped out the roof and walls of the building where it was located, also pulverized the foundation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2019 11:43 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2019 11:39 PM (GNcdF)
I agree with both this wish and this request.
Congratulations, Granddork, please stick around! Weekend threads are usually friendly places to say hi. And the ONT.
Those day people scare me a little. 😨
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 11:44 PM (RHDdi)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 11:45 PM (Ncyf9)
My daughter (age 32) and her husband have given me and my wife our first and most likely only grandchild. All is well the baby boy is lovely and my daughter is fine. My wife and I are impatiently waiting to visit them and see the little new guy.
But the main reason to comment now is this.
My daughter and her husband are not readers of this blog. Far from it. Still for some currently unknown and awesome reason they have named their first born
Ace.
Posted by: Granddork
You need to find a baby size shirt that has the album cover of Motorhead's "Ace of Spades" on the front and songs in the back.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2019 11:45 PM (HCqAo)
Do you live close by them?
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The name really is awesome. I am dying to know where that came from.
Unfortunately, we live in KC (more or less) and Ace is going to grow up in Durango, CO. It is a great place to visit, so we will ll likely be back here as often as possible.
Posted by: Granddork at May 09, 2019 11:45 PM (2qJVs)
A large percentage of the ships operated by my company work regularly with military operations. In cases where a ship that does not usually do that is required to take on such a mission, particularly in time of war, they just make sure that one of us with the correct training, certifications and experiences is moved to that ship prior to the mission.
The article discussed WW2, but not so much the Gulf war. During that time, many hundreds of civilian ships were able to join convoys, use the military comms systems, navigate around minefields, train their crews on chemical warfare defense procedures, and even how to file for combat pay when in areas where it is available.
Beyond that, there are small USN and USMC units who specialize in arriving at the last civilian port before the ship enters the theater. They have comms gear to set up on the bridge, arms and security to train and augment the ship's security teams, and provide an interfe between the ship's officers and and the naval forces. Also helicopter control and firefighting teams, if needed.
I guess I should summarize with the statement that just because one person does not know those answers, it does not preclude the possibility that others are always working on the issue, and how best to implement it on a large scale when needed.
Posted by: max blancke at May 09, 2019 11:46 PM (vFPo+)
Posted by: Bull Shannon at May 09, 2019 11:46 PM (p6Q7Q)
No but the Mud is sublime. It's mostly the water.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 11:46 PM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: Fat Jack at May 09, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)
Thread Winner!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens
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Which reminds me, what has become of Mastubatin' Pete?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2019 11:47 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: free tibet at May 09, 2019 11:47 PM (CL76w)
No but the Mud is sublime. It's mostly the water.
Posted by: garrett
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I'll withhold my opinion until AOP speaks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2019 11:48 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Hikaru at M
never lose your temper, or be able to be perceived as doing so (written words lack tone).
Be humorous in your responses, because it kills them, which often provides a great contrast between your cool funny persona, and their hot NPC talking point one.
had one today on a local news site, where I was called first a koolaid drinker, then a devotee of faux news, then a Russian bot.
by three different people, none of whom came back after I pointed out the ad hominems, and made my next point.
It doesn't matter if people LIKE you, and they don't know it but it really doesn't matter if other NPCs like THEM: it's all seals barking on cue and by script, so don't worry about it, keep calm, and get your points out there--someone will see them and read them, who needs to.
Tree, forest, sound, etc
Posted by: barbarausa at May 09, 2019 11:48 PM (W7IZQ)
Interesting article.
I once watched a documentary entitled Helvetica.
It was about, of all things, the Helvetica font. It was actually somewhat interesting. Sometimes combining a micro level evaluation and coupling it with the broader macro level impact makes for a quirky but enjoyable study.
Posted by: Confuscious at May 09, 2019 11:48 PM (KEvUg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 11:49 PM (KEvUg)
She's got the Abusive People Who Force Others To Clean The Comb They Used To Eat Salad demographic all sewn up. That's it. If she could just get the abusive folks who eat eggplant parmesan with a comb she might gain some traction.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 09, 2019 11:50 PM (XlYtk)
Posted by: barbarausa at May 09, 2019 11:50 PM (W7IZQ)
But that's part of the overall failure to confront "sanctuary" lawlessness. Or to even confront the *GOP* acquiescence in such things (might have been nice to, oh, mention it during the first two years, with a "GOP" House).
There's quite a bit of blood accumulating, and it's close to the point where it will be on federal hands - for failing to take action - as much as on the hands of idiotic "sanctuary" jurisdictions (and their law enforcement).
Then again, whatever. Nobody cares. Even when the propaganda, er, "press" blackout is pierced, occasionally (as with the Christmas day cop killing in CA ..... that was good for what? 48 hours of outrage? among a tiny slice of public figures?). Not a country. Just people living around each other.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 11:50 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2019 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 09, 2019 11:52 PM (XlYtk)
About a year and a half ago I pre-ordered some LP sets that quickly sold out.
They showed up today.
In the interim, they have gone up about 400% in value.
Now I don't want to open them as it will be an actual $3-400 hit if I crack the seals.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 11:52 PM (Ncyf9)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 09, 2019 11:52 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: max blancke at May 09, 2019 11:46 PM (vFPo+)
My Father, in WW2, rode merchant ships as an active Duty Signalman.
Trust me, the Navy knows how to do this if needed.
Yes, it will take a bit of time to spool up, but the knowledge of HOW to do it is already there.
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at M
no
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: barbarausa at May 09, 2019 11:50 PM (W7IZQ)
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I probably shouldn't admit this (29 and all) but my first grandbaby just turned 3 months. Her name isn't Ace but she's heaven in Earth.
Posted by: Luca Brasi at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (4knXT)
Oh, I think it likely he did NOT know much, if anything.
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Raises some interesting questions. "What, all this illegal shyt going down all around you and you had no idea? Are you stupid? Blind? Did people not trust you? You want to be president and the biggest political scandal in American history slipped by right under your nose? What other kinds of things do you tend to miss? What do you think of your former colleagues now?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (wBSHb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 11:54 PM (4knXT)
What's the policy at that marina about fish-humping?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 11:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 11:55 PM (QDnY+)
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If the fish is above the age of consent, it's nobody's business.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 11:56 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (wBSHb)
Yup, the idea that rank and file DOJ and FBI people did NOT see what was going on? Means they were incompetent.
And if Competent, then let it go on anyway.
Either way. They should be gone.
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 11:57 PM (NgKpN)
Depends on the species.
For most gamefish there is a slot limit.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 11:57 PM (Ncyf9)
There's an old joke about Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt and Jeff Gordon going fishing and running out of bait.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 11:58 PM (KEvUg)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at May 10, 2019 12:00 AM (XlYtk)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at M
no
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (MTjB1)
Ok, regular army not NG. It is coming and might as well confront it head on. You cannot let an infection fester forever. You need to to clean out their financiers and political protectors. We see it daily, who is aiding them.
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 10, 2019 12:00 AM (CL76w)
Make sure to get the kid a Royals hat.
If you're in KC, more or less, I'm about an hour and a half, more or less, westish of you.
Posted by: teej at May 10, 2019 12:01 AM (E5emk)
they get nothing and they will like it. they fucked this up they get to fix it. they sure as hell get to suffer the misery they created. they don't get anything until everything is burning.
fuck them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:02 AM (MTjB1)
Or the figures might be a weee bit suspicious.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 12:02 AM (QDnY+)
I was going to suggest the regular US Army, but you're right - your average Oregon National Guard soldier has no love for Antifa. There aren't a lot of Guard soldiers coming from hipster neighborhoods in Portland.
The National Guard may be necessary when Trump gets reelected - surburban police departments are now refusing to send their cops into Portland, and the explosion of rage and violence in Portland when Trump wins again will be something to behold.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 12:03 AM (I2/tG)
This is where I think the FBI is irredeemable, yes you can run a tight "covert" op, but some of the working class "stand-up" line troops HAD to know something awful was going on. The elite brass would never reign to actually work at getting all the puzzle pieces to fit so nicely and so required major help from the peons in the bureau!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2019 12:03 AM (f3oO4)
Ace.
Some day... This will be the #1 baby's name.
In London.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 10, 2019 12:03 AM (ECLlc)
(Snopes Fact Check: Not true. Petey was born years before the canary climbed Mount Everest.)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 10, 2019 12:04 AM (XlYtk)
So what happens is we have a lot of American Captains with Licenses issued by the US Coast Guard but with few ships that are American.
Thus the quandary; how the hell do you coordinate a bunch of officers on ships that don't have an allegiance or will obey American rules?
And frankly it's a problem without a lot of concern. If this guy is bothere this much he can take a reserve Navy position thus assuaging his concern.
I'm not sure but technically I'm in the Merchant Marine. I am a licensed as a Deckhand or Engine Wiper by the Coast Guard. Total Merchant Marine is about 72k on 465 ships world wide. A drop in the bucket.
Panama leads the number of ships and there's about 50,000 world wide of all flags.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 10, 2019 12:05 AM (fXh1h)
Zero six hunnerd alarm, so gotta grab some snooze.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2019 12:06 AM (QzJWU)
She's got the Abusive People Who Force Others To Clean The Comb They Used To Eat Salad demographic all sewn up. That's it. If she could just get the abusive folks who eat eggplant parmesan with a comb she might gain some traction.
Posted by: JuJuBee
I'm glad the Dims are eating her alive, because she has an anti-Trumpian vibe that would worry me. She would be hard for Trump to attack. The rest of the clowns are going in the shredder.
Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2019 12:06 AM (FFE0p)
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LOL. I will most definitely ask about this tomorrow!
Posted by: Granddork at May 10, 2019 12:06 AM (2qJVs)
I am a licensed as a Deckhand or Engine Wiper by the Coast Guard.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist
What does a wiper do? I wiped up a lot of oil as an Engineman in the Navy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2019 12:09 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at M
no
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (MTjB1)
Ok, regular army not NG. It is coming and might as well confront it
head on. You cannot let an infection fester forever. You need to to
clean out their financiers and political protectors. We see it daily,
who is aiding them.
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 10, 2019 12:00 AM (CL76w)
I agree with yankeefifth.
Troops sent against antifa should not be using blunt weapons
Posted by: Methos at May 10, 2019 12:10 AM (kOpft)
Keep an eye out for Jewells45, she can probably craft an Ace themed medallion for the youngster!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2019 12:12 AM (f3oO4)
Make sure to get the kid a Royals hat.
If you're in KC, more or less, I'm about an hour and a half, more or less, westish of you.
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Oh, yeah. We brought with us baby K-State (parents are both KSU grads), Royals, and my fav, Patty Mahomes jerseys.
Had to take the Tyreek Hill jersey back.
Posted by: Granddork at May 10, 2019 12:12 AM (2qJVs)
Posted by: SMH at May 10, 2019 12:13 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 10:46 PM (NgKpN)
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Oh, I think it likely he did NOT know much, if anything.
Veeps are rarely in the inner circle of WH shenanigans.
And Biden in particular is not the sort of person you would trust as a confederate.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
It would have been in Bidens interest to nuke HRC, so he could run in 2020. He was the last guy to know.
Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2019 12:13 AM (FFE0p)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
Troops sent against antifa should not be using blunt weapons
Posted by: Methos at May 10, 2019 12:10 AM (kOpft)
Declare antifa to be a terrorist entity.
Put snipers on rooftops, armed with .50 BMG rifles, and tell them to shoot to kill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2019 12:15 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
Put snipers on rooftops, armed with .50 BMG rifles, and tell them to shoot to kill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at M
sure, but the people that made them happen have to suffer first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:17 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2019 11:37 PM (I2/tG)
Oh, but the real threat is when lying journalists are called "fake news."
Posted by: Emmie at May 10, 2019 12:17 AM (4HMW8)
Troops sent against antifa should not be using blunt weapons
acting like it is not happening is not working. antifa is soft and needs a HARD push back. they are only "tough" because there is no opposition. The local police won't do it. who will ? at some point , someone will. the longer this goes on the uglier the confrontation.
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 10, 2019 12:18 AM (CL76w)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 10, 2019 12:19 AM (CL76w)
Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (NgKpN)
the knowledge might be there, but the practice isn't. The Navy has known how to set bridge watches at night for quite a while, yet one ship failed this basic task quite recently during peacetime!
(United States Navy destroyer USS Fitzgerald collided with MV ACX Crystal, a Philippine-flagged container ship)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2019 12:19 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at M
so? in this instance uglier is better. they did this let them fix it.
why should the nation spend one dime or Trump take a single hit for this.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:21 AM (MTjB1)
The kimchi red wine dog-involved incident, due to the prompt response of the first and only responder, has been contained.
No further threat to the general public is anticipated.
Posted by: Miklos, mimic-ing his dog's Who Me look at May 10, 2019 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
The two Portland alt-weeklies have reporters who are transcriptionists for Antifa.
They are undisturbed at demonstrations.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 12:22 AM (I2/tG)
Let me know when they are assaulting folks at the Walmart in Bend
Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2019 12:22 AM (FFE0p)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 10, 2019 12:24 AM (CL76w)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 12:25 AM (CLcKT)
Fortunately, most of the Second Infantry Division is stationed at Fort Lewis, 135 freeway miles away from Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 12:26 AM (I2/tG)
Put snipers on rooftops, armed with .50 BMG rifles, and tell them to shoot to kill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at M
sure, but the people that made them happen have to suffer first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:17 AM (MTjB1)
Evening all.
I'm not up on their laws, does nobody carry in Oregon?
Several well publicized deaths will correct the problem.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 12:28 AM (4Ex1v)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at M
they is the voters in the city and state.
they will fix it when it hurts sufficiently.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:28 AM (MTjB1)
Several well publicized deaths will correct the problem.
+1
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 10, 2019 12:29 AM (CL76w)
Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2019 12:30 AM (FFE0p)
..... "What, all this illegal shyt going down all around you and you had no idea? Are you stupid? Blind? Did people not trust you?......
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 09, 2019 11:53 PM (wBSHb)
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I think this kind of questioning would bother Biden mostly because he WAS out of the loop.
He always made such a yuuuuge show of being close to the Lightworker, constantly referring to him as "Barack," as if they were best buddies. (Can you imagine Cheney referring to Bush as "George" ?!?)
I found it rather sad, TBH. It was so contrived.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 10, 2019 12:30 AM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2019 12:31 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tom Servo at M
there you go
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:32 AM (MTjB1)
...our first and most likely only grandchild..."
Tell them, one down, eight to go.
Because, the future belongs to those who show up.
GOoooood night, everyjuany.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 10, 2019 12:32 AM (ECLlc)
It has been noted that you don't want to face a Portland jury, even in an open-and-shut case of armed self defense.
Portland juries are a major reason why the suburban sheriffs departments are now refusing to send their cops into Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 12:33 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2019 12:33 AM (FFE0p)
Posted by: Tom Servo at M
there you go
so we can pick and choose which/any laws we obey?
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 10, 2019 12:33 AM (CL76w)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at M
their city.
their state.
their laws.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:35 AM (MTjB1)
https://twitter.com/hashtag/rbg?lang=en
The alleged dates vary, but she's allegedly been alive in Scandistan this month.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2019 12:35 AM (fuK7c)
A illegal was convicted in Portland recently for raping a dog, and served sixty days for it. The county sheriff released him without telling ICE, despite ICE's request to inform them when he was scheduled for release. Fortunately, ICE was able to catch him at home.
Portland - where sanctuary extends to dog rapers.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 12:38 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2019 12:39 AM (FFE0p)
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2019 12:40 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2019 12:41 AM (9/ew8)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at M
their city.
their state.
their laws.
I would bet that a large majority of Portland wants antifa to go away. Nearly everyone just want be left alone, not accosted going to the store. I have a daughter in Portland an she sees this as idiotic lunatics but it does affect day to day life. the nihilists are are cancer and need to be treated as such.
Posted by: on the road to shambala at May 10, 2019 12:42 AM (CL76w)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 12:42 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2019 12:43 AM (9/ew8)
Posted by: Farmers at May 10, 2019 12:44 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2019 12:44 AM (9/ew8)
Posted by: on the road to shambala at M
you know, we have these things called elections. when the majority of the voters in portland want change they can have it. until then they can suck it hard day and night.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 12:44 AM (MTjB1)
Portland metro area, yes. City of Portland, no. (Portland has about 30% of the population in the metro area - as in most places, the large majority of the population lives in suburbs.)
Portland just elected a rabidly anti-police city commissioner. Portland has the politicians and policies that it has, because that's what the voters want.
Unfortunately, the theory that only a small minority of Portland supports Antifa is refuted by how Portland votes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 12:47 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 12:49 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2019 12:50 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: the Red Rockers from Metairie LA at May 10, 2019 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2019 12:51 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Hillary at May 10, 2019 12:53 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 12:47 AM
Letting Portland "rot in its own filth" seems like a sound strategy then!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 12:53 AM (CLcKT)
I'm not up on their laws, does nobody carry in Oregon?
Several well publicized deaths will correct the problem.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 12:28 AM (4Ex1v)"
Cops there very often aren't going to lift a finger to defend a regular citizen (i.e, not a friggin' lefty), but they will *kill the fuck* out of anybody that tries to use lethal force to defend themselves from leftist goons without much hesitation.
For now, at least.
They're basically almost as much of a problem as the lefty goons.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 10, 2019 12:54 AM (67XdO)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 12:33 AM (I2/tG)
They have to venture outside Portland eventually.
Then you hunt them like the rabid animals they are.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 12:57 AM (4Ex1v)
Their main function is to protect the politicians and keep the leftist goons' victims from fighting back.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 10, 2019 12:58 AM (67XdO)
For now, at least.
They're basically almost as much of a problem as the lefty goons.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 10, 2019 12:54 AM (67XdO)
Levoy Finicum would agree, but he is unavailable for comment, thanks to an FBI bullet.
Posted by: Don Q at May 10, 2019 01:00 AM (NgKpN)
The problem for the 70% of the Portland metro area that doesn't live in Portland is that Portland's kind of centrally located, and Portland's problems tend to spill over its borders.
For example, property crime is absolutely rampant in Portland (in part because the DA generally refuses to prosecute mere property crimes), and you are seeing some of that spill over into the suburbs. Not a lot, but some.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 01:00 AM (I2/tG)
I think this kind of questioning would bother Biden mostly because he WAS out of the loop.
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Exactly. The cool kids were out smoking under the bleachers and plotting to steal all the answer keys while the Designated Dumb Friend was unwittingly giving them cover. I'd love for someone to stick it to him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 10, 2019 01:01 AM (sczQf)
As a completely unforeseen result, big supermarkets are starting to shut down in the poorer neighborhoods of Portland, because they are being ravaged by organized shoplifting rings, and the cops and the DA refuse to do anything about it.
"Activists" can then scream that much of lower-income Portland is a "food desert", because there are no supermarkets nearby. This obviously requires more governmental funding, and giving more power to "activists".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 01:06 AM (I2/tG)
And then you get to pay twenty million bucks when one of your diversity hires screws up, like Minneapolis just did.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 01:08 AM (I2/tG)
Their main function is to protect the politicians and keep the leftist goons' victims from fighting back.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 10, 2019 12:58 AM (67XdO)
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Yep. It's a classic technique of tinpot dictators, whether elected or not. (See Hugo Chavez, e.g.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 10, 2019 01:10 AM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2019 01:11 AM (aKsyK)
....The cool kids were out smoking under the bleachers and plotting to steal all the answer keys while the Designated Dumb Friend was unwittingly giving them cover.....
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 10, 2019 01:01 AM (sczQf)
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Hah! Well put!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 10, 2019 01:13 AM (Rxduq)
Posted by: The ARC
I'll screw things up even better for half of that.
Posted by: Miklos, doing a job one American will do at May 10, 2019 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
And then you get to pay twenty million bucks when one of your diversity hires screws up, like Minneapolis just did.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2019 01:08 AM (I2/tG)
Well, the taxpayers pay anyway. I don't think it affected the politicians much.
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2019 01:20 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2019 01:22 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2019 01:22 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2019 01:11 AM (aKsyK)
No, they didn't vote to decriminalize, they voted to NOT ENFORCE THE LAW.
Think about that for a second.
They are telling their Police to not enforce a State or Federal Law, they don't agree with... not to spend ANY money on it at all.
This way lies Chaos.
Posted by: Don Q at May 10, 2019 01:23 AM (NgKpN)
Immigration laws are not "their laws". By definition.
Since we don't have internal borders or travel controls, it's not "their state".
That's the entire point about "sanctuary" lawlessness. The drugs and mayhem and vehicular homicides and gang murders and rapes and social welfare burden and impact on wage scales are *everywhere*, not just in the "sanctuary" jurisdictions.
I sort of started this, but it wasn't about Portland's idiocy or antifa, but about rule of law and rebellion against legit federal authority. As when Portland refused to maintain order around the ICE offices.
And as noted, we are getting to the point where the blood is on federal hands - for refusing to do their duty, and not impose their will on the lawless locals (whose idiocy affects everyone outside their jurisdiction). And lame (and possibly legally weak) lawsuits are *not* an effective response.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 01:23 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miklos, marking time like Mayan at May 10, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 01:25 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Miklos, with a copy of Leviathan somewhere at May 10, 2019 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Several well publicized deaths will
FIFY, sorry.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2019 01:30 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Miklos, with a copy of Leviathan somewhere at May 10, 2019 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)
But the social contract is normally taken to read like this: "we agree to give up vigilante-ing, in exchange for the police and the courts making a sincere effort to capture and incarcerate criminals."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2019 01:40 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 10, 2019 01:41 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 10, 2019 01:45 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2019 01:47 AM (miE9U)
But the social contract is normally taken to read like this: "we agree to give up vigilante-ing, in exchange for the police and the courts making a sincere effort to capture and incarcerate criminals."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2019 01:40 AM (7njPr)
And when they stop making a sincere effort, or even side with the thugs as in Portland, it doesn't leave us much alternative, does it?
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2019 01:47 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 01:47 AM (CLcKT)
Well, exactly.
Even Hawaiian judges can't enforce a broken social contract.
Posted by: Miklos, feeling like a sicker for holding up my end of the deal at May 10, 2019 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2019 01:47 AM (sdi6R)
That's the inference one would take, yes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2019 01:51 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Miklos, helping a poor thread out at May 10, 2019 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2019 01:55 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 01:59 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 10, 2019 01:41 AM
Nah, the ONT likes to kip on its back.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2019 01:59 AM (oAxvx)
At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Ace’s Government-every Moron of them. That is the will of the Horde and the Valu-Rite marketing department.
The Hordish Empire and the Nightwalkers, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native thread, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.
Even though Uncle Palpatine and many old and famous memes have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Goolag and all the odious apparatus of Facebook, we shall not flag or fail."
Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at May 10, 2019 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Not quite that however, my girlfriend was demonstrating how ah, handy she was, and she really was, and I almost drove off a bridge.
Never more shall I do such a thing.
Posted by: Nada Tesla at May 10, 2019 02:02 AM (ePWRo)
Good news?
Text of a bipartisan immigration bill by John Cornyn and Henry Cuellar was posted tonight and if I'm reading it right, it changes the law to no longer allow people crossing illegal to claim asylum:
(1) in subsection (a), by striking "(whether or not at a designated port of arrival and including an alien who is brought to the United States after having been interdicted in international or United States waters)," and inserting "at a designated port of entry (including an alien who is brought to the United States after having been interdicted in international or United States waters")
https://congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/1303/text?format=xml&r=17
Its a small bill, aimed at addressing the issues around unaccompanied children.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 10, 2019 02:03 AM (GtG/j)
It's only Mostly-Dead.
A couple more comments from the HQ's resident AOC cheerleader yankeefifth, and it'll be officially done.
Posted by: Miracle Max at May 10, 2019 02:04 AM (lKG/S)
Posted by: raimondo at May 10, 2019 02:04 AM (J9lry)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2019 02:07 AM (ju9gW)
Well, according to the EPA, "Waters of the United States" includes your bathtub.
Posted by: Gen. Miklos D. Ripper, rainwater and grain alsohol at May 10, 2019 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Also one of the defenders, a guy with a Hispanic surname, gave his life defending others.
Oh, yeah, the politicos tried to turn the memorial into an anit-gun rally and the students chanted "mental health, mental health" - others walked out into the rain and gave true respects.
Some people get it and others will get it.
Posted by: Nada Tesla at May 10, 2019 02:10 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: pawn at May 10, 2019 02:11 AM (RQgLd)
Hah! Well put!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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High school is a trove of political metaphors. No surprise.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 10, 2019 02:12 AM (sczQf)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 10, 2019 02:13 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: raimondo at May 10, 2019 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nada Tesla at May 10, 2019 02:14 AM (ePWRo)
What?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 10, 2019 02:15 AM (0OmEj)
Text of a bipartisan immigration bill by John Cornyn and Henry Cuellar was posted tonight and if I'm reading it right, it changes the law to no longer allow people crossing illegal to claim asylum:
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Wow. That came from out of nowhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 10, 2019 02:16 AM (sczQf)
Time flies when stuff gets in the way.
Posted by: Nada Tesla at May 10, 2019 02:16 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Miklos, volunteer Troll-B-Gon associate trainee at May 10, 2019 02:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: raimondo at May 10, 2019 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
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Finally you start making sense.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 10, 2019 02:17 AM (t5m5e)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 10, 2019 02:18 AM (0OmEj)
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If Cornyn is part of that it's one of two things:
1. he knows it will fail or
2. it's not what it appears to be
Posted by: Nada Tesla at May 10, 2019 02:18 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2019 02:20 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 02:22 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2019 02:22 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Joe, feeling his way around at May 10, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at May 10, 2019 02:26 AM (oAxvx)
Posted by: raimondo at May 10, 2019 02:04 AM (J9lry)
Looks like raimondo is reporting tonight from Denver, where he has begun the 'shroom celebration on his own.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 10, 2019 02:26 AM (sy5kK)
bush's best ranch beans lucky guards kent state cops. no prolem ilhan
soon, omar shoot blacks long cope concept. some bundy blacks white
conservatives soon bosses!
Posted by: raimondo at May 10, 2019 02:13 AM
My God, Jim! Someone's got access to the spam folder in my email client...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 10, 2019 02:27 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2019 02:29 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 10, 2019 02:30 AM (7s3Gx)
Apprehensions in May on track to exceed record, which was April.
Note that only the small % of the population that follows things would assume, sensibly, that anything with Cornyn involved was unlikely to be welcomed. Trump and the sane rule of law camp is vastly outnumbered in the Beltway (though the reverse is true in the country as a whole). But since Trump refuses to confront the GOP, and the country's voters can't be bothered to actually enforce their will at the ballot box, outside areas of legit broad executive power, not much will be accomplished.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 02:30 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Nada Tesla at May 10, 2019 02:30 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: raimondo at May 10, 2019 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
umm, 1958, low-lit basement of a dive in Greenwich Village, a beatnik (raimondo) smoking profusely, tapping out uneven rhythms on a cheap set of bongos. Nobody claps.
How close did I get?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 10, 2019 02:33 AM (sy5kK)
1. Border Patrol are now allowed to determine whether asylum plea is valid..
2. If plea is valid they still stay in Mexico until the plea is heard by a judge.
Posted by: Nada Tesla at May 10, 2019 02:33 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2019 02:35 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2019 02:29 AM (fuK7c)
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes... Again
Posted by: zombie Jim Morrison and Ray the keyboard player at May 10, 2019 02:36 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2019 02:37 AM (Ct55T)
======
Wow. That came from out of nowhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 10, 2019 02:16 AM (sczQf)
Yeah, probably a non-starter that gives the two an answer when they're challenged about crises during next year's reelection.
BTW, It also fixes the Flores decision and allows DHS to detain families indefinitely.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 10, 2019 02:38 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Nada Tesla
An interesting thing is that immigration judges are not Article III judges; they are in the (in my opinion) legally dubious class of administrative law judges, and employees of the Executive Branch.
So Trump could hire five thousand Judge Smales-illegals will get nothing, and like it!
Posted by: Miklos, reallcating Dignity Canal labor resources at May 10, 2019 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Link goes to Daily Mail.
May just be a damp squib, but...
https://tinyurl.com/y6tg3cxf
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2019 02:45 AM (Ct55T)
Jim Fowler dead? RIP, Jim.
Nobody could rassle a horny wildebeest like Jim while Marlin sat up in the Jeep drinking a martini.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2019 02:46 AM (f1Vqw)
Jim was 89, I see. Hopefully, they'll be having a big safari celebration on that big Savannah in the sky. And this time he can sit up in the Jeep and drink ambrosia of the gods whilst Marlin wrestles the lion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2019 02:51 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2019 02:53 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Huma, not part of a sex cult, not with my clean living husband at May 10, 2019 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Let's see what the Air Force allows in terms of bomber artwork.
Posted by: Miklos Belle at May 10, 2019 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)
But Rokossovky is about to describe the pre-war period, and time to go deal with that.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 02:56 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Let's see what the Air Force allows in terms of bomber artwork.
Posted by: Miklos Belle at May 10, 2019 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Chelsea Manning in a onesie.
(you can't win 'em all)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2019 02:56 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2019 02:59 AM (Ct55T)
Who is this freaking dude?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2019 03:05 AM (Ct55T)
raimondo I think has to be drunk, read that a couple of times and it makes no sense
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 03:15 AM (BbGew)
Thank goodness for FaceTime! Echo Show is a great way to keep in touch, too. We both keep it in our kitchens and the kids can make a quick video call to us whenever they get a chance.
Posted by: NavyMom at May 10, 2019 03:25 AM (kqqrA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 10, 2019 03:40 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 04:05 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 10, 2019 04:06 AM (Pb1Ut)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 10, 2019 04:10 AM (Pb1Ut)
Posted by: MiklosAM, East of the Rockies at May 10, 2019 04:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 10, 2019 04:15 AM (Pb1Ut)
Posted by: MiklosAM, far East of the Rockies at May 10, 2019 04:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Thanks for the effort.
The ones in stores here now are usually from CA or Mexico. Looking forward to fresh picked in June. Assuming farmers can get them planted. Lots of delay from all the rain
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 10, 2019 04:21 AM (Pb1Ut)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 04:25 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 04:29 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 10, 2019 04:30 AM (Pb1Ut)
443 bush's best ranch beans lucky guards kent state cops. no prolem ilhan soon, omar shoot blacks long cope concept. some bundy blacks white conservatives soon bosses!
Posted by: raimondo at May 10, 2019 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
C'mon, Machines for Sale! You can bust out of your exile and imprisonment!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2019 04:35 AM (pNxlR)
Taking mom along (cuz can't leave her home alone). Told her last nite at supper (cuz if you tell her anything too soon she obsesses).
Son texting me all nite: she's been up since 11:00, dressed, insisting I will be there any minute. (I wont get there till 10 a.m.)
Gonna be a loooooong day.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 10, 2019 04:37 AM (Pb1Ut)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 10, 2019 04:48 AM (Pb1Ut)
Had a reheated grilled ham and cheese sammich for breakfast this morning. It was delicious .
Posted by: antisocialist at May 10, 2019 04:49 AM (JxMzQ)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 04:58 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 05:01 AM (BbGew)
http://tinyurl.com/y2hxu4j9
Leftists are dooming a percentage of kids to a short life and misery
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 05:21 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 05:29 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 05:30 AM (BbGew)
Got to go I guess, at least it's Friday.
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 05:31 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: antisocialist at May 10, 2019 04:49 AM (JxMzQ)
I'm having a hard time understanding the concept of 'leftover grilled ham and cheese sandwich'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2019 05:33 AM (Y8PSl)
...now if that's the worst thing to happen to me today?!? -I am truly blessed!
I was just listening to this, because Our Lord has Mercy!:
(Kyrie, Mr. Mister)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDjt4FzFWY
...And another inspirational tune that I return to because it reminds me of Work Ethic and it just gets me hopping:
(Let the Day Begin, The Call)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2KasivROc
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 10, 2019 05:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos, with situational work ethic at May 10, 2019 05:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 10, 2019 05:43 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Miklos, with situational work ethic at May 10, 2019 05:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Get off your ass and stop with your nonsense, Young Man. I do more before Nine A.M. and I don't have a liver.
...not to mention walking upstairs each day. Both ways. In the cold. Chased by Russians.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 10, 2019 05:47 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 10, 2019 05:47 AM (m9ZzY)
-Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 10, 2019 05:47 AM (m9ZzY)
You either wear weather-appropriate gear, or you'll be in the next Marvel Movie that no one will watch.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 10, 2019 05:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 10, 2019 05:54 AM (Ckg4U)
Good Morning, Vic.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 10, 2019 05:43 AM (Ckg4U)
Good Morning again
Trying to get Weather Underground to work. It has gone totally to shit since they got bought out by Comcast. It was the only sight that put up temps in tenth of a degree. Now it doesn't. May as well go to accuweather. I kike accuracy to a tenth of a degree since I do a monthly average high and low.
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2019 06:05 AM (jTv1/)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel
If Ant Man can make himself smaller then an oxygen molecule, how does he breathe?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2019 06:11 AM (jTv1/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 06:12 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 06:14 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:14 AM (u82oZ)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor. Hope your trip to Bethesda Naval Hospital was a good one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
The last time I was in Bethesda Naval Hospital I was in Service Dress Blues. Walking through a waiting area, a small girls of around two ran up to me, yelling Daddy. Her mom was so embarrassed. I raised an eyebrow, said "Alas, no" to the Mom, and wisher her a good day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)
Oh, it always is.
Did the wave to family at Rt 32 for you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)
That story is just fricking horrible. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 09:58 PM (8Jnqt)
?
Posted by: m at May 10, 2019 06:23 AM (qxAnn)
CDR M, former CoB, turned me on to this genre. Good music to get started with in the morning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:25 AM (u82oZ)
If you should see me running, you should probably run too...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 10, 2019 06:25 AM (QIxPj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2019 06:26 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2019 06:28 AM (BFLsC)
Do you have some Angus cows, Angus calves, toy goats, or sheep, with a cute baby lamb, that you want me to do a pre-dinner-serving wave to? Cause I can do that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)
I was listening to your Candide by Bernstein earlier.
Has Her Majesty recovered from the mean girl treatment / betrayals?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
You are a true gentleman, well known for your giving nature.
But alas, I'm all out.
Oh, and a certain young family member has departed the Med.
Or as he described it....Gee dad, the canal was kinda neat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)
Morning Salty,
Yes, she bounces back quickly from setbacks. But one of her dreams has been dashed, likely for good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2019 06:34 AM (BFLsC)
Posted by: Colin at May 10, 2019 06:36 AM (+doZu)
-Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2019 06:11 AM (jTv1/)
Very carefully?
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 10, 2019 06:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2019 06:40 AM (jsnt3)
Please give her my blessings. And new dreams can be had. We all have had dreams dashed, but it's bounce or break.
May your future be as bright as those dreams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)
Complete and utter B$ from a failed coup plotter.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2019 06:42 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 10, 2019 06:42 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 06:43 AM (mpXpK)
Have a great day. May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
The metro area addendum: Head on a swivel and have a General Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)
I'm-a talk to Momma this morning after sending inspirational songs to someone who requested them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 10, 2019 06:44 AM (Ckg4U)
The political in-fighting of any woman majority group is absolutely terrifying to me.
Hugs to Her Majesty.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 10, 2019 06:46 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 10, 2019 06:46 AM (hu22E)
I see comey is at it again. He has an op-ed in USA today claiming that
Trump obstructed justice and if he wasn't President he would have been
charged.
Complete and utter B$ from a failed coup plotter.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2019 06:42 AM (JUOKG)
From my EMT links
Crooked Comey goes to bat for Obama and attacks Republicans. They deserve each other and they both belong in jail.
https://tinyurl.com/y2bk7tjp
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 06:47 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)
I missed the mean girl.stuff - is that on the dog show circuit?
I have to wait until next week to explain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2019 06:50 AM (BFLsC)
Steve Austin in Pride and Prejudice?
Does he play Pride or Prejudice?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 06:51 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RickZ at May 10, 2019 05:33 AM (Y8PSl)
Made it last night, put it in sandwich bag, reheated it this morning. Cuz I'm too lazy to fix one fresh at 0345.
Posted by: antisocialist at May 10, 2019 06:52 AM (ieZNA)
499 americanthinker.com/conversion therapy bans make good healthcare illegal
http://tinyurl.com/y2hxu4j9
Leftists are dooming a percentage of kids to a short life and misery
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2019 05:21 AM (BbGew)
Leftists all are Lysenkoists.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2019 06:53 AM (pNxlR)
My SIL works at a hospital with about 7 other women and a woman boss. You would think it would be all "lets help each other because we are all womens"
BS. They would gladly shoot another just to watch them die.
Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 06:55 AM (cqNba)
https://tinyurl.com/y2bk7tjp
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 06:47 AM
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Like I said complete and utter B$. obama didn't do anything because the Russians weren't doing anything to influence the election. It was all made up. I mean $100,000 spent on facebook ads for two months targeting both candidates? That's all of the "proof" they have. Trump and hillary were spending 5 times that amount every hour.
That crap about how he went to leaders in both parties in Congress and the Republicans refusing to "tell" America that the Russians were messing around is complete horse$hit.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2019 06:57 AM (JUOKG)
I missed the mean girl.stuff - is that on the dog show circuit?
My SIL works at a hospital with about 7 other women and a woman
boss. You would think it would be all "lets help each other because we
are all womens"
BS. They would gladly shoot another just to watch them die.
Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)
One of my biggest problems at work was mediating fights between the female staffers.
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 06:58 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 06:58 AM (mpXpK)
I hear that happens on boats sometimes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2019 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Vic at May 10, 2019 06:58 AM
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When I was Active Duty and Civil Service I spent a metric butt ton of my time dealing with the drama from both military and civilian females.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2019 07:06 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Too bad it couldn't be settled in "Jello Thundedome"!!!
Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2019 07:09 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2019 07:10 AM (JUOKG)
You first, Jimmy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 07:12 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 07:13 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
You can mutilate your body with hormones and the knife, and that's our Most Treasured Right.
But you can't talk to someone who might change your mind.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 07:15 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 07:13 AM
---
Yes he does. He is doing what the liberals do, wish casting.
And the good part of this entire mess is if Trump wins a second term the statute of limitations for "obstruction of justice" will have expired long before he leaves office. I would love to see anyone try to arrest Trump after he leaves office. The $hitstorm that would follow that would be epic!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2019 07:19 AM (JUOKG)
Maybe we should outlaw Suicide Prevention Hotlines, as well.
Same concept.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 07:19 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2019 07:19 AM (6aEEx)
No a woman's most treasured right is the right to kill babies.
Posted by: Sandra Fluked at May 10, 2019 07:19 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 10, 2019 07:21 AM (81OU+)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2019 07:19 AM (JUOKG)
I believe that would be flying lead.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2019 07:21 AM (aA3+G)
Which reminds me....Mother's Day is this Sunday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 07:21 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 10, 2019 07:22 AM (isI7q)
Complete and utter B$ from a failed coup plotter.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2019 06:42 AM (JUOKG)
~~~~~
Tweets about "life questions," op-ed in NYT, townhall on CNN, and now another op-ed.
I guess this is his defense strategy. Good luck with that Saint Jimbo.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 10, 2019 07:26 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 10, 2019 07:26 AM (pxcWB)
Maybe we should outlaw Suicide Prevention Hotlines, as well.
Same concept.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2019 07:19 AM (cqNba)
Genius! We're on it!
Posted by: Democratic Central Planning, Dept. 666 at May 10, 2019 07:28 AM (hu22E)
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