Sad! Marie Harf and Her Puffy Red Sexface Leaving Fox to Run the Presidential Campaign of Someone

I know some of the guys here think she's attractive.

I just can't get past the stupid.

You guys make me feel bad -- am I not as shallow as I thought I was? Where did I go wrong?

Marie Harf, a liberal on-air Fox News personality, is leaving the network to join Rep. Seth Moulton’s (D-Mass.) presidential campaign.
Moulton's campaign told The Daily Beast that Harf, who has served as a political commentator for Fox News Channel and as a co-host of Fox News Radio’s "Benson and Harf," will work with Moulton as his deputy campaign manager for policy and communications.

Oh no! I didn't even realize the impact this would have on the very important and influential "Benson and Harf" radio show!!!

To compensate for the loss of his co-host, Guy Benson will feature even more Snazzy Blazers. He will change snazzy blazers on-air three or four times per show. You won't be able to see it, but you'll know.

You'll know.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:06 PM

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1 Fi

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2019 09:07 PM (ZfRYq)

2 Rst

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2019 09:07 PM (ZfRYq)

3 Iowa is Feb 3.

She should make sure all checks cashed before that date.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2019 09:08 PM (ZfRYq)

4

She was the Bailey Quarters of Fox News.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2019 09:09 PM (aKsyK)

5 Puffy red sex face, totally stealing that. Ok she has the naughty librarian look nailed!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2019 09:09 PM (L3YlV)

6 Is she the only with the nice tits or is that Psaki it to me?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2019 09:09 PM (l8ezt)

7 Moultons gimmick is that he is against invading Iraq.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2019 09:09 PM (ZfRYq)

8
She is one of the prime examples of seen but not heard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2019 09:10 PM (l8ezt)

9 My guess is Fox contract coming up soon and it wasn't getting renewed.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2019 09:11 PM (ZfRYq)

10 Shouldnt that be Henson and Barf?

Posted by: CarpeMish at May 10, 2019 09:11 PM (krrud)

11 Tits, Dude. Sugartits.

Posted by: ca roule at May 10, 2019 09:11 PM (K1IUD)

12 Ace is up late on a Friday.

Posted by: Ann at May 10, 2019 09:11 PM (NDO5Q)

13 Some of people think Marie F-ing Harf is hittable?? OMG no. Repent.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2019 09:11 PM (28Ao6)

14 Well, Seth Moulton is the candidate from MA with the best chance to win.
Fauxcahontas' hopes to be big chief went off to the happy hunting grounds many moons ago.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 10, 2019 09:12 PM (PcOiY)

15 "Henson and Barf"

Posted by: thefritz at May 10, 2019 09:12 PM (5lWVR)

16 You guys make me feel bad -- am I not as shallow as I thought I was? Where did I go wrong?
..

Heh

Posted by: Ha at May 10, 2019 09:13 PM (MAstk)

17 You go, Garth!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 10, 2019 09:13 PM (RuIsu)

18 I thought Benson & Harf was a cigarette brand

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2019 09:14 PM (miE9U)

19 Is the PNWMoMee going on?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2019 09:14 PM (28Ao6)

20 hiya

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2019 09:15 PM (htgmn)

21 I know some of the guys here think she's attractive.

It's the Naughty Librarian thing. Ball gag her and it's all good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2019 09:15 PM (3AmWB)

22

Harf Harf Harf

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 10, 2019 09:15 PM (prXHl)

23 Know who Maria Harf REALLY REALLY looks like?

Dana Carvey in the "Wayne's World" sketch on SNL.

Posted by: mnw at May 10, 2019 09:16 PM (Cssks)

24 No Harf Measures.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2019 09:16 PM (3AmWB)

25 This guys campaign will be over before she gets to cash her first paycheck.

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2019 09:16 PM (htgmn)

26 I'd hit it... and continue until it stopped moving.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at May 10, 2019 09:16 PM (flINI)

27 26 I'd hit it... and continue until it stopped moving.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at May 10, 2019 09:16 PM (flINI)

It's Hammer Time!

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2019 09:17 PM (htgmn)

28 Absolutely nobody said nood.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at May 10, 2019 09:17 PM (EgshT)

29 She was kind of an unkempt slob at State.

Fox's make-up people worked their magic, but she was just a better-coiffed liberal parrot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 09:18 PM (oVJmc)

30 She was sure a whole lot easier to take than Juan Williams, who has become completely unwatchable anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2019 09:19 PM (3AmWB)

31 Do I have a puffy red sexface?

Posted by: Jen Psocki at May 10, 2019 09:19 PM (EgshT)

32

Orangemanbad, awwwcck!

Cloacatapewormbad, zwwwcck!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 10, 2019 09:19 PM (prXHl)

33 I went to Virginia, where she went to grad school. Harf is nothing. I knew many girls (and knew of hundreds more) who beat her in both face and figure (and obviously in mind), like Ali beat Liston. Not even close.

I never got the point of her.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2019 09:20 PM (VaN/j)

34 Was Guy Benson one of the conservative thought leaders?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2019 09:20 PM (8Jnqt)

35

Marie Harpf and Jen Saki combined don't even make a 10.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:20 PM (7EObP)

36
I used to think about making an ass stack with Marie Harf and Jen Psaki. Jen had some jugs.

Of course, in that fantasy they both had ball gags in to keep them from spewing stupid.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2019 09:20 PM (f1Vqw)

37 Seth Moulton? Is that the guy who posts the morning news?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2019 09:21 PM (fuK7c)

38 Isn't it more like temporary leave?

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 10, 2019 09:21 PM (f8ilN)

39 I can't get past her voice! and. the stupid, of course..

But I guess Fox will have to find some other libtard bimbo in their striving to be "fair and balanced".

Fox used to say: We report, you decide..

But that all went into the shitter many years ago.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2019 09:21 PM (438dO)

40 35

Marie Harpf and Jen Saki combined don't even make a 10.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:20 PM (7EObP)

Hairball at least has the cute glasses thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2019 09:21 PM (8Jnqt)

41 I wouldn't fuck her with obama's dick and biden pushing. I find nothing about her appealing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 10, 2019 09:21 PM (9Om/r)

42 Jen had some jugs.

I hated those cans.

Posted by: Marie Hork at May 10, 2019 09:22 PM (EgshT)

43 Guy Benson is a younger and gayer Ed Morrissey.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:22 PM (xPl2J)

44 Christ, the Democrats...what a bucket of live bait they are. Does a Democrat nominee hopeful pin come with every DQ Blizzard purchased?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2019 09:22 PM (0QYMt)

45 She probably smells like Slim Jims.

Posted by: freaked at May 10, 2019 09:22 PM (UdKB7)

46 Blonde-Con-Chick-With-Problem-Glasses fetish was over with, oh, about five years ago.

Posted by: gp Chin-Deep in the Sh!thole at May 10, 2019 09:22 PM (mk9aG)

47 Meanwhile, Seattle v Boston is, like my veal cutlet come down, tried to beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. Coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself.

---Tom Waits, Intro for Sausage and Eggs.

Posted by: ca roule at May 10, 2019 09:23 PM (K1IUD)

48
Maria Harf and Her Puffy Red Sexface Leaving Fox

Marie Harf, a liberal on-air Fox News personality

You say either and I say either,
You say Maria and I say Marie
Either, either Maria, Marie
Let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2019 09:23 PM (HkqaC)

49 good riddance!

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 10, 2019 09:23 PM (DGS6j)

50 I thought Harf was a euphemism, like Technicolor yawn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2019 09:23 PM (+y/Ru)

51 Not that that's a bad thing.

Posted by: freaked at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (UdKB7)

52 The left makes it a point to recruit smile-talkers. Harf is just one of many

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (DPjeO)

53 Marie Harf, a liberal on-air Fox News personality, is leaving the network to join Rep. Seth Moulton's (D-Mass.) presidential campaign.

Who?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (A/mD5)

54 Who the hell is Seth Moulton?

Posted by: MW at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (hNTtn)

55 Mikey NTH - good one! Was having the same thought.

ANOTHER "Dem presidential hopeful"?? WTF? Is there any Dem *not* running for their nomination?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (QDnY+)

56

Marie is a real harf wit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (HkqaC)

57 The fact she didn't insist on running "The Harf Time Show" just demonstrates her complete unsuitability for television.

And why did Fox have this ludicrous bag of lies and vapidity on the payroll, anyways?

Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (OnEJV)

58 Maria Barf and her fake ass can FOAD.

But first, she will blow me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (Z+IKu)

59 Seth Moulton? Is that the guy who posts the morning news?
........

yeah.. that's him.. thinly disguised as J.J. Sefton..

Hides his progressive bent quite nicely for the Morning Report, eh???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (438dO)

60 WTF is a Seth Moultan and what country is he running in?

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (Lz8qP)

61 Marie Harf, a liberal on-air Fox News personality, is leaving the
network to join Rep. Seth Moulton's (D-Mass.) presidential campaign.

======

LOL. What, Donna Brazile isn't available? Next thing you'll be telling me that she too is a Fox News Analyst ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:25 PM (WqPYg)

62 So she's leaving a cushy TV gig to be a communications droid on a campaign for a guy that almost nobody has even heard of and is going absolutely nowhere?

oh

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2019 09:25 PM (/tuJf)

63 Muad'dib,

PNW MOME is manana.

Whoot!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 10, 2019 09:25 PM (PkVlr)

64 Oh, forgot, to echo others: who the hell is Moulton? Aren't there already 6 or more Dems running who don't even show up in the polling? And now more are jumping in?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 09:25 PM (QDnY+)

65 "She was the Bailey Quarters of Fox News."

Bailey was winsome and hot. A stunning combination never truly seen in real life.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2019 09:25 PM (0QYMt)

66 I think of her as a young Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2019 09:25 PM (Pqytn)

67 Harf, Cupp: cookie-cutter fashion affectators, TV talking heads; faux punditry a "communications" career, like TV weatherwomen. Turn off your f'n TVs, starve them.

Posted by: gp Submerged in the Sh!thole at May 10, 2019 09:26 PM (mk9aG)

68 She's pulling down the big Dongs, now!

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2019 09:26 PM (Lz8qP)

69
Seth Moulton is the leftist shit who likes to brag about his military service while pretending to be modest, but he's got Absolute Moral Authorrity on all things military.

Moulton is another john kerry, minus the gigolo part.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:26 PM (7EObP)

70 Does that make Juan Williams the Venus Flytrap of Fox News?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:26 PM (xPl2J)

71

Her brother was Barf in Spaceballs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2019 09:26 PM (aKsyK)

72 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Candice Bergen at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

73 60
WTF is a Seth Moultan and what country is he running in?

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (Lz8qP)

======

Most of his campaign ads are targeted for future U.S. undocumented voters presently residing in Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (WqPYg)

74 "Harf!" she said.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)

75 Moulton is another john kerry, minus the gigolo part.

-------

Harf'll round out his resume.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (5aX2M)

76 13
Some of people think Marie F-ing Harf is hittable?? OMG no. Repent.

She could have used those glasses slapped off her head a few times.

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (K22Va)

77 Which one at Fox is Les Nessman?

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (htgmn)

78 So is she fucking this guy or is there some angle I am missing?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (H5knJ)

79 54 Who the hell is Seth Moulton?
Posted by: MW at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (hNTtn)

Some guy motorboating Marie Harf.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (A/mD5)

80 Shit....

Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Horton Harfs a Hairball!

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Seuss at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (EgshT)

82
Marie Harf before FOX makeup:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpku3jf

And after:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3lkgb55

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (f1Vqw)

83 If Seth isn't some kind of weirdo leftist nitwit freak he doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by: freaked at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (UdKB7)

84
Her sister is SNARF on Thundercats.

(Was there a Snarf on Thundercats, or just some goofy character that made the noise snarf? I dunno.)

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:28 PM (7EObP)

85 7
Moultons gimmick is that he is against invading Iraq.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2019 09:09 PM (ZfRYq)

=======

... and bombing Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:28 PM (WqPYg)

86 Which one at Fox is Les Nessman?
Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (htgmn)

Brian Kilamede or whatever his name is.

Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 09:28 PM (Zz0t1)

87 How the fuck do you do it Candice?

Posted by: CarpeMish at May 10, 2019 09:28 PM (krrud)

88 Guy Benson exemplifies a certain sort of Beltway "conservativism" - this is not praise. Not part of the racist-authoritarian enemy borg, but fairly useless.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

89 Daywalker tapping in. Dronk.

You know what to do.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:28 PM (hgpSN)

90 62 So she's leaving a cushy TV gig to be a communications droid on a campaign for a guy that almost nobody has even heard of and is going absolutely nowhere?

oh
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2019 09:25 PM (/tuJf)

Inference: she knew she was on the Chelsea Clinton/NBC plan, i.e., about to go over the side.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2019 09:28 PM (A/mD5)

91 leaving the network to join Rep. Seth Moulton's (D-Mass.) presidential campaign.

-
I'm guessing this is a better camouflaged spending more time with my family.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2019 09:28 PM (+y/Ru)

92 Does that make Juan Williams the Venus Flytrap of Fox News?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:26 PM (xPl2J)

Venus Flytrap had more cool in his pimp hat than Juan could imagine getting near to without exploding into worn soundbites and shibboleths.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2019 09:29 PM (0QYMt)

93 Zoddy!

Hi sweetheart!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 10, 2019 09:29 PM (PkVlr)

94
Oh cheez-peets, remember THAT?

Remember the Litmus Test for Democrats was How They WOULD'VE Voted For The Iraq Invasion If'N They Coulda?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:30 PM (7EObP)

95 Well her and Seth are a DC thing. She wants to be a harf-moulton.

Posted by: morigu at May 10, 2019 09:30 PM (Eu98u)

96 I dislike women who wear glasses as a statement.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 10, 2019 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

97 Moulton is a former of sheep?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (v0N+y)

98 One of the great things about cutting cable (besides no longer paying $140/mo) is not knowing or giving a fuck who any of these people are.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (FiUMj)

99 She was sure a whole lot easier to take than Juan Williams, who has become completely unwatchable anymore.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2019 09:19 PM (3AmWB)

Juan Williams always reminded me of Leonard Pitts.

No matter the topic, no matter the conversation, no matter the issue at hand, it is always about race, racism, and racists.

Sad, narrow minded and no talent whatsoever.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (Z+IKu)

100 DO NOT look up Marie Harf in Urban Dictionary!

Ok, just kidding.*logs onto Urban Dictionary*

Posted by: stumck at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (IpZ/y)

101 43
Guy Benson is a younger and gayer Ed Morrissey.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:22 PM (xPl2J)

======

Who is a younger and gayer Hugh Hewitt.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (WqPYg)

102 Most of his campaign ads are targeted for future
U.S. undocumented voters presently residing in Guatemala, Honduras, and
El Salvador.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (WqPYg

So you are saying we need to finance more Central American Death Squads? Just asking for a...think tank's...research...project. Yes, a research project for a think tank you have never heard about before.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (0QYMt)

103
Venus Flytrap had more cool in his pimp hat than Juan could imagine getting near to without exploding into worn soundbites and shibboleths.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One!

And a combat veteran.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

104

As God as my witness. I thought Shep Smith could fly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (HkqaC)

105 You guys make me feel bad -- am I not as shallow as I thought I was? Where did I go wrong?

Lack of gainzz can do that to you, brah.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (DMUuz)

106 Juan Williams was ever watchable? Now *that* is news.

And this idiot Harf had a SHOW with Benson? Hilarious.

One walks away from TV "news" for a decade, and it gets unrecognizably *worse* than it already was.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (QDnY+)

107 Musing on the importance of Benson and Harf just made me guffaw. It's gonna make me laugh tomorrow when I remember it.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (uEbPt)

108 Seth just adores my puffy red sexface.

Posted by: Marie Hork at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (EgshT)

109 HARF!

Posted by: Pinkie at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (yODqO)

110 Venus Flytrap can explain the atom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

111 Marie Harf is the chick you lead to the waterbed with bon-bons after the Big Night.

She doesn't know whether to cry, fuck, or puke. Or the whole mess. On her shoes. Her "best shoes." Her sorority rush shoes.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (hgpSN)

112 Does half wit have a rich husband? Because leaving a paying job for a dead end is well harf witted of her

But nice tits if I remember

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (Y+V3r)

113
Oooh good news!

Next Tuesday's high temp will be 49 degrees. I love it.
I hate Summer.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (7EObP)

114 Diogenes, are you watching the game? I'm not, but I just checked the score. Yowza.
Posted by: bluebell at May 10,

****

No. Had to make dinner.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (0tfLf)

115 Ooooooooooo Baracuda!

Posted by: HARF at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (gkstg)

116 Was there a Snarf on Thundercats?!?

I don't have to take this shit! Snarf, snarf.

Posted by: Snarf at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (H5knJ)

117 I know some of the guys here think she's attractive.

No, she just has nice tits.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (alz86)

118 Who is a younger and gayer Hugh Hewitt.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:31 PM (WqPYg)

Yep. They are both Hugh Hewitt proteges. They learned from him how to say so little with so many words.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:33 PM (xPl2J)

119
WKRAP in CINC is on now, btw. MeTV.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:33 PM (7EObP)

120 >>Inference: she knew she was on the Chelsea Clinton/NBC plan, i.e., about to go over the side.

Could be. She's dumb as a bag of hammers.

Could also be that she knows what's coming and doesn't want to be an even bigger punching bag for the next couple years.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2019 09:33 PM (/tuJf)

121 Next Tuesday's high temp will be 49 degrees. I love it.
I hate Summer.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (7EObP)

I hate summer too Sooth. It's currently 49 degrees here in MO. I had to put the heat back on today.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (cF8AT)

122 >>No, she just has nice tits.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (alz86)

And an operable jaw.

Show the camera, Marie.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (hgpSN)

123 It's 80 degrees out on my deck

Too fucking hot for May. It's supposed to be 58 and raining.

And it's going to be in the 90s in Yakima tomorrow.

Looks like I need to get a lot of ice.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (PkVlr)

124 Candice Bergen is a damn good actress with the right script. She was great in John Milius' "The Wind and the Lion", playing the part of Eden Pedecaris. I admit my heart skipped a beat when she grabbed the 1897 Winchester and stood up Steve Kanaly (playing the part of USMC Captain Jerome). The 1897 is/was on loan to the NRA Museum.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (Pqytn)

125 99
She was sure a whole lot easier to take than Juan Williams, who has become completely unwatchable anymore.

Murdock's kids are pushing this shit, thinking they're going back to their roots.

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (K22Va)

126 Yankees about to blow it. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (Y+V3r)

127 It's obvious she's not leaving to Seth Whoever's campaign manager with dreams of landing a job in the Seth Whoever White House. She's doing it to get experience running a campaign, which will lead to another job in Bernie's campaign or some shit. Lefties know how to play the long game.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (FiUMj)

128 His show will, sadly, be cancelled. He might be a totally good guy and a conservative (ha!) but everyone who watched only watched because they hoped for a wink and a quick flash from the Milkmaid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (GoNER)

129 leaving the network to join Rep. Seth Moulton's (D-Mass.) presidential campaign.

Never heard of this clown til just now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (alz86)

130
I had to put the heat back on today.

Ahh, the best sound in Life is when the Furnace or Boiler fires up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (7EObP)

131 she's no bailey

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (DGS6j)

132 Venus Flytrap can explain the atom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

While still being AWOL.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (xPl2J)

133 >>Could also be that she knows what's coming and doesn't want to be an even bigger punching bag for the next couple years.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2019 09:33 PM (/tuJf)

Could be. They *do* teach 'Indications and Warnings' at Langley.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (hgpSN)

134 65 "She was the Bailey Quarters of Fox News."

Bailey was winsome and hot. A stunning combination never truly seen in real life.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2019 09:25 PM (0QYMt)

My teen memory remembers a shot of Bailey in a particularly tight shirt that showed off her ample quarters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (8Jnqt)

135
Next Tuesday's high temp will be 49 degrees. I love it.
I hate Summer.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (7EObP)

Better not go to Texas.

Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Bluebell.
The Ms peaked on April 30th.

But. They're all in on Money Ball. It's all about the stats now.

PS.
Looks like I'm bringing Mrs D to Boston. Suggestions on what to see?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (0tfLf)

137 Benson Harf sounds like a sad Canadian buddy cop TV show from the 80's that lasted for only the pilot.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2019 09:36 PM (uEbPt)

138 123 It's 80 degrees out on my deck

Too fucking hot for May. It's supposed to be 58 and raining.

___

80ish here too. Turned on the A/C first time today. Last week I had the heat on.

The climate is changing at light speed these days. Will do the same in September.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 10, 2019 09:36 PM (FiUMj)

139 77
Which one at Fox is Les Nessman?

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2019 09:27 PM (htgmn)

=====

"I'm your dingleberry." -- Obligatory Shep!

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:36 PM (WqPYg)

140 Thanks ampersand eliminator for spoiling a halfway decent observation. Fucker.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2019 09:36 PM (uEbPt)

141

I wouldn't last a week in Texas or in Arizona.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:36 PM (7EObP)

142 Mouton has been a Congressional Rep for less than 5 years.

I guess these people think Presidenting is easy peasy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 10, 2019 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

143 Candice Bergen looks a bit too manly for my tastes. Her penis is very feminine, I'm sure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2019 09:37 PM (H5knJ)

144 Who the hell is Seth Moulton?
Posted by: MW at May 10, 2019 09:24 PM (hNTtn)

Linked article says he is an outspoken moderate.
So, another totalitarian progtard.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 10, 2019 09:37 PM (1g7ch)

145 Yankees about to blow it. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (Y+V3r)

Happiness is....A Yankee free post season.

Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)

146 It's 80 degrees out on my deck

Too fucking hot for May. It's supposed to be 58 and raining.

And it's going to be in the 90s in Yakima tomorrow.

Looks like I need to get a lot of ice.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (PkVlr)

*****

Nurse.
Weather like this, chill the martini glasses first.
Makes all the difference.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2019 09:38 PM (0tfLf)

147 Next Tuesday's high temp will be 49 degrees. I love it.
I hate Summer.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (7EObP)

Better not go to Texas.

Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah WTF? I'm about to turn the heat on and it's almost mid-May.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 09:38 PM (alz86)

148 Venus Flytrap can explain the atom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

Venus Flytrap is the DJ that can spin the platters so that you can entice that lovely away from the fondue pot and over to the fireplace, where you both stretch out on the rug and explore each other's company to mellow sounds from the FM band.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2019 09:38 PM (0QYMt)

149 You guys make me feel bad -- am I not as shallow as I thought I was? Where did I go wrong?

We won't be wooing her by reciting Wordsworth. She would understand that anyway. We don't want to marry her. A simple roll in the hay is all we want. After we hide all the sharp objects in the house.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 10, 2019 09:38 PM (HaL55)

150 April/May I can ski/golf the same weekend and use the AC and heater the same day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 10, 2019 09:39 PM (FiUMj)

151 Seth Moulton is one of those "I used an assault rifle in the military so I know civilians shouldn't have one" assholes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:39 PM (xPl2J)

152 Crap. I keep posting in old threads.

Posted by: LASue at May 10, 2019 09:39 PM (XROPS)

153 Happiness is....A Yankee free post season.

Celtics are out. Bruins are still in. Boston could hold 3/4 of the major sports championships.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2019 09:40 PM (fuK7c)

154 Yankees about to blow it. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2019 09:34 PM (Y+V3r)

It's in the 50's in North TX currently. We had to attend a funeral today. It was overcast and cold. NOT Texas mid-May weather, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 09:40 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Look I will be honest, they were both very cute in my eyes, Harf and Psaki. There was a window of time when they were both telling outright lies, thT they were told to tell by the higher ups in the JEF admin. Everyone knew they were lieing but yet no challenges were made from the MSM.

That is what made them ugly in body and soul.

Posted by: Picric at May 10, 2019 09:40 PM (gpqeb)

156 Harfenugen

Posted by: VW at May 10, 2019 09:40 PM (w/wKz)

157
Bruins?

I turned on the TV last week and the Bruins were playing a team I never heard of.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:40 PM (7EObP)

158 Which one is Jennifer?

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2019 09:40 PM (htgmn)

159 >>I guess these people think Presidenting is easy peasy. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 10, 2019 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

Literary agents are going hungry due to this shit. You get elected to commissioner of sewers, you get some VC who're bored with tech to spot you, you announce, who gives a fuck, book deal, K Street, "thanks for the lift," etc.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:40 PM (hgpSN)

160 It's in the 50's in North TX currently. We had to attend a funeral today. It was overcast and cold. NOT Texas mid-May weather, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 09:40 PM (Zz0t1)

___

Was Al Gore in the area pontificating about global warming? Every time he has a major GW speech scheduled, it's 30 degrees below normal in that city.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (FiUMj)

161 Marie Harf before FOX makeup:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpku3jf

And after:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3lkgb55
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

..........

Definitely an improvement..

But I wish I knew what it was about glasses that gets at least a plus 2 from me..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (438dO)

162 Wow the Yankees got out of a bases loaded no outs with runs scored

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (Y+V3r)

163 Is Marie Harf the fat one who always lies?

Posted by: LASue at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (XROPS)

164 Still in the 40's every night here and wet. I have about 60 plants under the lights in my basement ready to get in the ground and they don't like the 40's.

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (K22Va)

165 I turned on the TV last week and the Bruins were playing a team I never heard of.

I know, right? The Columbus Twinkletoes or something.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (fuK7c)

166 I thought Seth Moulton was the guy that went around all the Indian casinos doing a Barry Manilow act.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (gkstg)

167

WTF happened to all the hockey teams I grew up with?

Calgary Flames?
Montreal Canadiens?
Maple Leafs?
Edmonton Oilers?

HARTFORD WHALERS, for pete's sake??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (7EObP)

168 So Fox goes for Katy Tur now?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (+fPHo)

169
I know, right? The Columbus Twinkletoes or something.

Yeah, I was like whaaaa??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (7EObP)

170 163 Is Marie Harf the fat one who always lies?

Posted by: LASue at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (XROPS)

You'll have to be more specific.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2019 09:43 PM (8Jnqt)

171 Is Marie Harf the fat one who always lies?

Posted by: LASue at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (XROPS)

That doesn't narrow it down much.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 09:43 PM (alz86)

172 Marie Harf, a liberal on-air Fox News personality, is leaving the network to join Rep. Seth Moulton's (D-Mass.) presidential campaign.

Huh? Seth is molting?

I hate when they call these people "liberals". They're "leftists". Sinister.

Marie Harf is okay. No great beauty but eminently f**kable ... or "imminently", if you go by the Wise, Empathetic Latina's English.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 09:43 PM (P/i/D)

173 Benson and Harf...weren't those the two guys who did the catcalls on The Muppet Show?

Posted by: Les at May 10, 2019 09:43 PM (MXDkE)

174 I know, right? The Columbus Twinkletoes or something.

Yeah, I was like whaaaa??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (7EObP)

But they have their crime fighting goaltender.....

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE BOBROVSKI!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Stupid does not factor into the equation that determines One or Zero.
Unfortunately, crazy does.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2019 09:44 PM (ufFY8)

176 >>WTF happened to all the hockey teams I grew up with? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (7EObP)

If you haven't seen the ESPN 30-for30 on John Spano's "purchase" of the Islanders, it's worth a watch.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:44 PM (hgpSN)

177 Marie Harf before FOX makeup:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpku3jf

And after:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3lkgb55
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

So ... she's a ginger who dyed her hair and got the Fox glamour treatment (which I want some time!). She's still a fat liar.

Posted by: LASue at May 10, 2019 09:44 PM (XROPS)

178

I grew up watching Cashman, Kluzak, OReilly, and listening to the GREAT...crap I forgot his name. Fred Someone. Channel 38.

Fred Cusack?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:44 PM (7EObP)

179 Is Marie Harf the fat one who always lies?

You're gonna need to be more specific.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 10, 2019 09:45 PM (HaL55)

180 176
>>WTF happened to all the hockey teams I grew up with? Posted by:
Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (7EObP)

We got old.

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2019 09:45 PM (K22Va)

181 Marie Harf is okay. No great beauty but eminently f**kable ... or
"imminently", if you go by the Wise, Empathetic Latina's English.

Her boobehs are tactical.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 10, 2019 09:46 PM (HaL55)

182 People will think she's the one running. Who the hell is Seth?

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2019 09:46 PM (n6bs1)

183

Fred Cusack(?) and Derek Sanderson were the BEST Hockey anouncing team ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:46 PM (7EObP)

184 Ahh, the best sound in Life is when the Furnace or Boiler fires up.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:35 PM

No, it is the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Conan at May 10, 2019 09:46 PM (DMUuz)

185 He should start a new radio show of Benson just smoking long cigarettes called Benson and Hedges

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (Lg/Uq)

186 OMG, you guys are like such haters!

Posted by: Marie Harf - Former State Dept. Spokesperson, uh ya! at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (F6tBH)

187 WTF happened to all the hockey teams I grew up with?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (7EObP)

Global Warming.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (P/i/D)

188 Back in the 90s I walked into the shop where I usually had my skates sharpened, and asked the owner which team the jersey hanging up near the counter was for. He looked at me like I'd asked if he could sharpen roller skates. Red jersey, swirly thing in the middle. Hurricanes. At that time I was playing 3 times a week, but, um, wasn't keeping up on the NHL so good. I guess.

Did see a minor league playoff game this past week, was quite good. Great (free) seats, and a wild game, might have helped. Still sticking to my usual plan though - no Stanley Cup watching until Memorial Day timeframe.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (QDnY+)

189 HARTFORD WHALERS, for pete's sake??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:42 PM (7EObP)

==========================
The 'Canes?

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (Pqytn)

190 Diogenes! Don't look now, your won't like the score.

When are you going to Boston and how long will you be there?

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (aXucN)

191 Lou Dobbs = Arthur Carlson

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (3AmWB)

192 both very cute in my eyes, Harf and Psaki.

-
Every time I see the name "Psaki" I think of Steppenwolf, Sookie, sookie, sookie, sookie, sookie, sookie, sue!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (+y/Ru)

193 Yeah, it's kind of stupid to get a campaign staffer that is more well known than you are.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (xPl2J)

194 Marie Harf could be hot if she'd just learn to STFU.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2019 09:48 PM (4knXT)

195 Who the hell is Seth?
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2019 09:46 PM (n6bs1)

Basically is that not is said about all Seths?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2019 09:48 PM (Y+V3r)

196
I went to one Bruins game at the "old" Boston Garden. They lost to the Flames, 7-2.

I went to one Celtics game at the Garden. I forget what happened.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 09:48 PM (7EObP)

197
Seth Moulton? Jeebus, who are all these clowns?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2019 09:48 PM (QHIPb)

198 He should start a new radio show of Benson just smoking long cigarettes called Benson and Hedges

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (Lg/Uq)

I'm sure Guy Benson prefers Virginia Slims.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:49 PM (xPl2J)

199 He should start a new radio show of Benson just smoking long cigarettes called Benson and Hedges

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (Lg/Uq)

My grandparents would smoke nothing but Benson and Hedges. Hard pack.

Coolest cigarette pack around. Ever. They were like the Jaguar 12-cylinder XK-E of cigarettes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 09:49 PM (P/i/D)

200 Basically is that not is said about all Seths?

It started as just another snake cult.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at May 10, 2019 09:49 PM (fuK7c)

201 But I wish I knew what it was about glasses that gets at least a plus 2 from me..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (438dO)
It lends a sort of authoritative kind of innocence, which greatly confuzzles your tubes. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2019 09:49 PM (uEbPt)

202 Seth Moulton? Jeebus, who are all these clowns?

That makes about 55 of them vying for preezy this time around, doesn't it? And one bollard to crush them all. Heh, heh, heh...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 10, 2019 09:50 PM (HaL55)

203 Harf hook on which to hang a flashback webwork!

Valley Girls
The Surreality of State Department Briefings
2014 Aug 31 -- video 1:20 -- © mw
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/valley-girls

Posted by: mindful webworker at May 10, 2019 09:50 PM (VQjKe)

204 If you haven't seen the ESPN 30-for30 on John Spano's "purchase" of the Islanders, it's worth a watch.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:44 PM (hgpSN)

=====

I hate ESPN and won't watch it, but before I cancelled Netflix last year, I watched almost all of the 30 for 30 episodes available. Really great stuff for a sports fan, primarily because the individual episodes were done by different people/fans with that particular primary interest.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:50 PM (WqPYg)

205 Seth Moulton is running for President if the United States?

Well, why the fuck not, I guess. I just hope he's 35.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2019 09:50 PM (4knXT)

206 Marie Harf could be hot if she'd just learn to STFU.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2019 09:48 PM (4knXT)

That applies to all of them.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 09:51 PM (alz86)

207 >>201 But I wish I knew what it was about glasses that gets at least a plus 2 from me..

No glasses?

Nothing to step on while egressing.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:51 PM (hgpSN)

208 201 But I wish I knew what it was about glasses that gets at least a plus 2 from me..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (438dO)
It lends a sort of authoritative kind of innocence, which greatly confuzzles your tubes. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2019 09:49 PM (uEbPt)

That's what it used to do for me . Now it says to me 'I'm wearing these glasses because I need you to know that I'm smart , not dumb like people say'

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (2DOZq)

209 So Harf is washing with 20 team Muletrain after her stint with the B.O. administration and Fox. Stains remains, Harfie.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (WWS2B)

210 Hockey hasn't been the same since Stan Makita started wearing a helmet and Bobby Hull posed with no teeth for his 50th goal.

Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (K22Va)

211 You're shitting me - Seth McFarland is running for President? Since when?

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (T8AL6)

212 Coolest cigarette pack around. Ever.

Davidoff. Black box. Cigarettes wider around than normal, more closely approximating the female nipple.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (fuK7c)

213
I know, right? The Columbus Twinkletoes or something.

Columbus Bumblefucks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (QHIPb)

214 Coolest cigarette pack around. Ever. They were like the Jaguar 12-cylinder XK-E of cigarettes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 09:49 PM (P/i/D)

My grandmother smoked More 100s. My grandfather on the other side smoked Camel non filters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (8Jnqt)

215 210 Hockey hasn't been the same since Stan Makita started wearing a helmet and Bobby Hull posed with no teeth for his 50th goal.
Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (K22Va)

I like the new GEICO commercial with the Walrus goalie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

216 >>I hate ESPN and won't watch it, but before I cancelled Netflix last year, I watched almost all of the 30 for 30 episodes available. Really great stuff for a sports fan, primarily because the individual episodes were done by different people/fans with that particular primary interest.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:50 PM (WqPYg)

"Why Does Even Satan Hate Christian Laettner? Next on 30-For-30."

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (hgpSN)

217 Seth Moulton probably hasn't locked down all the domain names yet... why bother.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (1g7ch)

218 You're shitting me - Seth McFarland is running for President? Since when?
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (T8AL6)

---------

I know, right?

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar, Currently Polling At A Solid 0% at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (4knXT)

219 Davidoff. Black box. Cigarettes wider around than normal, more closely approximating the female nipple.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2019 09:52 PM (fuK7c)

Dunhill's used to have a cool pack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (8Jnqt)

220 Lou Dobbs = Arthur Carlson

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 10, 2019 09:47 PM (3AmWB)

Carlson tossed turkeys out of a helicopter. I consider him a good man, but in need of guidance.

Posted by: General Augusto Pinochet at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (0QYMt)

221 Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:50 PM (WqPYg)

I
ve watched a handful of the 30-for-30 things and liked every one. My favorite was the one about the truck-driving sky diver who attempted to break the altitude record back in the late 60s - Nick Pantinides (or something like that). Cool guy.

Sadly, they hardly ever play that episode.

BTW, I finally started binge watching Turn: Washington's Spies. Saw the first two seasons. Very good. Starting season 3 tonight.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 09:54 PM (P/i/D)

222 Maybe guy bensen can get mike malloy as the left co-host.

Posted by: raimondo at May 10, 2019 09:54 PM (rRT5X)

223 Harf! Harf, Harf!

Posted by: Hillary at May 10, 2019 09:54 PM (w/wKz)

224 You're shitting me - Seth McFarland is running for President? Since when?
Posted by: Steve Skubinna

Seth McFarland running for President is crazier than the time I went curling with Mahatma Gandhi.

*cue cutaway*

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 10, 2019 09:54 PM (gkstg)

225 So ... she's a ginger who dyed her hair and got the Fox glamour treatment (which I want some time!). She's still a fat liar.

Posted by: LASue at May 10, 2019 09:44 PM (XROPS)

Their makeup artists can do eye shadow like no others.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2019 09:55 PM (cF8AT)

226 "Why Does Even Satan Hate Christian Laettner? Next on 30-For-30."

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (hgpSN)

====

Heh. I remember that one -- exactly right.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:56 PM (WqPYg)

227 >>220 Lou Dobbs

"I've been advised by people whose opinion I value that I should seek to tint my teeth. My porcelains. Slightly, artist."

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 09:56 PM (hgpSN)

228 But I wish I knew what it was about glasses that gets at least a plus 2 from me..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2019 09:41 PM (438dO)
It lends a sort of authoritative kind of innocence, which greatly confuzzles your tubes. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2019 09:49 P

*****

Where do you think Blasey got the idea for her performance?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2019 09:56 PM (0tfLf)

229 Carlson tossed turkeys out of a helicopter. I consider him a good man, but in need of guidance.

Posted by: General Augusto Pinochet at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (0QYMt)

That was just his warm up act. Herb Tarlek was next

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2019 09:56 PM (FoNiN)

230 Damn, Jan Smithers had a hell of an ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 09:56 PM (oVJmc)

231
Were I a Dim running for Preznint, I'd devote some oppo research to tracking down who it was that lost out to Liawatha for the coveted "Native American" affirmative action slot at Harvard that she duplicitously stole and I'd bring that person on board to hammer her beer drinking ass up one side of this country and down the other.

Elizabeth Warren, Just Another White Cultural Appropriator!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2019 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

232 Damn, Jan Smithers had a hell of an ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 09:56 PM (oVJmc)

--------

Meh. She's no Brie Larson.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2019 09:57 PM (4knXT)

233 James Brolin went from Jan Smithers to Barbara Streisand. WTF was he thinking?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:58 PM (xPl2J)

234 Whoa. Speaking of HOT CHICKS, I was spinning through the Netflix browse page and up comes AOC in something called "Knock Down The House". Is it a comedy? A dramedy? Is it Pelosi-approved? Does it get a Nadler nod?

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2019 09:58 PM (Pqytn)

235 Meh. She's no Brie Larson.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2019 09:57 PM (4knXT)

Brie doesn't have an ass. Brie is an ass.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 09:58 PM (alz86)

236 I know some of the guys here think she's attractive.
---
A lot of us are lonely and our vision is failing.

Posted by: Methos at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (kOpft)

237 You're shitting me - Seth McFarland is running for President? Since when?
Posted by: Steve Skubinna

****

He's channeling Pat Paulsen. Only Paulsen had class.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (0tfLf)

238 Maria ??? I thought her name was Marie.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (ZuGkg)

239 230
Damn, Jan Smithers had a hell of an ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 09:56 PM (oVJmc)

The hair.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (w/wKz)

240 BTW, I finally started binge watching Turn: Washington's Spies. Saw the first two seasons. Very good. Starting season 3 tonight.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 09:54 PM (P/i/D)

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Excellent. They certainly took some liberties with Captian Simcoe's character -- I think he was meant to personify in one guy all the evils of various British commanders during the War. Really good acting all around ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (WqPYg)

241 ---
A lot of us are lonely and our vision is failing.
Posted by: Methos at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (kOpft)

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LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (4knXT)

242 James Brolin went from Jan Smithers to Barbara Streisand. WTF was he thinking?

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Cha-ching!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2019 10:00 PM (+y/Ru)

243 230 Damn, Jan Smithers had a hell of an ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 09:56 PM (oVJmc)

Used to get her confused with Marcia Strassman. Smithers has aged better though. Strassman died five years ago.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 10, 2019 10:00 PM (2DOZq)

244 James Brolin went from Jan Smithers to Barbara Streisand. WTF was he thinking?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:58 PM (xPl2J)

He's a nutcase.

And what's with his kid and the big head? James Caan's kid has the same thing. They're like midgets but with grown up heads. Is it a Hollywood thing? Local water supply?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 10:00 PM (P/i/D)

245 >>AOC in something called "Knock Down The House". Is it a comedy? A dramedy? Is it Pelosi-approved? Does it get a Nadler nod?
Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2019 09:58 PM (Pqytn)

What a rag-and-bones shop of dummies we've been burdened with.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 10:00 PM (hgpSN)

246 A lot of us are lonely and our vision is failing.
Posted by: Methos at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (kOpft)

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LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (4knXT)

I concur.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 10, 2019 10:00 PM (alz86)

247 Their makeup artists can do eye shadow like no others.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2019 09:55 PM (cF8AT)

I know, right?

Posted by: Shep at May 10, 2019 10:01 PM (uEbPt)

248 James Brolin went from Jan Smithers to Barbara Streisand. WTF was he thinking?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 10, 2019 09:58 PM (xPl2J)

He got into masochism

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (FoNiN)

249
Used to get her confused with Marcia Strassman. Smithers has aged better though. Strassman died five years ago.

Marcia Strassman was always adorable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (oVJmc)

250 234 Whoa. Speaking of HOT CHICKS, I was spinning through the Netflix browse page and up comes AOC in something called "Knock Down The House". Is it a comedy? A dramedy? Is it Pelosi-approved? Does it get a Nadler nod?

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2019 09:58 PM (Pqytn)

It's a documentary on her run and win.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (cF8AT)

251

Leading off my local news today:

Teen Mauled To Death By Dog(s)

He was taking care of the dogs for someone. His body was found after he his grandma was waiting for him to feed the dogs, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (7EObP)

252 ONT is up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (kQs4Y)

253 I like the new GEICO commercial with the Walrus goalie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (2DOZq

Back in the '90's in Detroit on CBC there was some car dealership in Canada and the owner was in goal wearing a tuxedo and he took one to the cumberbund. Yeah, like all local commercials it was just weird.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (0QYMt)

254 And what's with his kid and the big head? James Caan's kid has the same thing. They're like midgets but with grown up heads. Is it a Hollywood thing? Local water supply?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

It's part of their deal with Satan.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (gkstg)

255 238 Maria ??? I thought her name was Marie.

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The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria
All the beautiful sounds of the words
In a single word:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria

Posted by: That Mincing Ponce From West Side Story at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (4knXT)

256 BTW, I finally started binge watching Turn: Washington's Spies. Saw the first two seasons. Very good. Starting season 3 tonight.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 09:54 PM (P/i/D)
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Excellent. They certainly took some liberties with Captian Simcoe's character -- I think he was meant to personify in one guy all the evils of various British commanders during the War. Really good acting all around ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:59 PM (WqPYg)
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Followed that then ran out of cable.
So, you can rent it now?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (ePWRo)

257 Marcia Strassman was always adorable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (oVJmc)

Was she Gabe Kaplan's wife on Welcome Back, Kotter?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (P/i/D)

258
nood ont

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2019 10:03 PM (7EObP)

259 He's channeling Pat Paulsen. Only Paulsen had class.
Posted by: Diogenes

I knew Pat Paulsen. Pat Paulsen was a friend of mine.

Seth is no Pat Paulsen.

Posted by: Sen. Miklos Bentsen at May 10, 2019 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

260 I would finish up "The Americans" but in these Mueller times, it's too damned depressing.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2019 10:03 PM (ePWRo)

261
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2019 10:02 PM (ePWRo)

It's on netflix. Or you can download the whole series from any of the peer-to-peer file sharing networks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 10:03 PM (P/i/D)

262 AOC in something called "Knock Down The House". Is it a comedy? A dramedy? Is it Pelosi-approved? Does it get a Nadler nod?

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A documentary about how she rose from the streets to lead us to the Promise Land.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2019 10:03 PM (+y/Ru)

263 Don McGahn needs to get a grown-up haircut, lollipop, etc.

Posted by: Zod at May 10, 2019 10:04 PM (hgpSN)

264 The 30 for 30 about The Nature Boy was great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2019 10:04 PM (89T5c)

265
I like the new GEICO commercial with the Walrus goalie.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 10, 2019 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

It's a WALRUS!!!! THIS is RIDICULOUS!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 10, 2019 10:06 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2019 10:03 PM (P/i/D)

Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2019 10:07 PM (ePWRo)

267 Marie Harf-Bag.

Posted by: rayra at May 10, 2019 10:08 PM (Pgsaa)

268 Geez Louise. Who is going to miss seeing Heifer Harfs fat face?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 10, 2019 10:11 PM (WRSbt)

269 I hate ESPN and won't watch it, but before I cancelled Netflix last year, I watched almost all of the 30 for 30 episodes available. Really great stuff for a sports fan, primarily because the individual episodes were done by different people/fans with that particular primary interest.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 10, 2019 09:50 PM (WqPYg)
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They also did some similar ones called Title IX - and there's a great one on Katarina Witt. Every dumbass dreaming for socialism should watch that one.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 10, 2019 10:12 PM (d9IwN)

270 Her Puffy Red Sexface

Tough crowd. I prefer to think of it as her O-blossom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 10, 2019 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

271 Fox should replace Harf with a Guy Benson and Pee-wee Herman show. Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho!

Posted by: NOS4A2 at May 10, 2019 10:18 PM (WWS2B)

272 I loved her in Wayne's World....

Posted by: sven at May 10, 2019 10:30 PM (xbWHd)

273 Harf.

Isn't that the noise my cats make when they harf up a furball?

Posted by: RI Red at May 10, 2019 10:32 PM (pCQp/)

274 Is she like a foreigner or something? Why wouldn't she just run for Dem nomination herself? She has about as much chance as Seth Mouton or at least 15 of the other 20 Dems already running.

Posted by: Run All The Dems at May 10, 2019 10:34 PM (dYe5S)

275 The Harf/Psaki controversy pretty much comes down to which woman is a wearer of Spanx.

Posted by: Countermeasures_Dispenser at May 10, 2019 11:33 PM (SF1su)

276 Like her stupid would stop you from accepting a bummer.

Posted by: Bob at May 11, 2019 12:49 AM (fVGlW)

277 sad.

Posted by: shamed as a man at May 11, 2019 01:49 AM (Ga+Yt)

278 .........................

Posted by: fuck off at May 11, 2019 01:50 AM (Ga+Yt)

279 again!

Posted by: fuck off at May 11, 2019 01:51 AM (Ga+Yt)

280 Ankles behind ears stupid?

*scribbles furiously*

Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2019 06:23 AM (vm9hE)

281 She looks like she begins most sentences with "actually".

Posted by: rechill at May 11, 2019 06:44 AM (lYLWl)

282 Harf is Moulting or being sheared,that bush has its own glasses and agape appearance ........

Posted by: saf at May 11, 2019 08:08 AM (5IHGB)

283 Why the fuck would you leave a good job for a campaign whose chances of winning need to be expressed in scientific notation (e.g., 10^-7)?

Posted by: Ken at May 11, 2019 08:54 AM (E8aRS)

284 She's an idiot who was a spokesperson for the evil doings of a stupid Administration.

She'll go far.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 11, 2019 09:52 AM (Gs5TH)

285 She's adorably dorky, like Anna Sorokin (who won't be available for another 4-12 years) and Melissa Rauch.

Posted by: a bee ee? at May 11, 2019 04:47 PM (WusEB)

286 Yeah, she's pretty hot, and great smelling hair.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2019 07:55 PM (2Ia/C)

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