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Democrat Hopeful Pete Buttgag: "America Was Never As Great As Advertised"
You know, after hearing them say this fifty thousand times, one has to begin to suspect that they're telling the truth (as they see it) and really don't like America very much at all.
But the media will not admit that.Democrat presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg today in South Carolina: America “was never as great as advertised” pic.twitter.com/VdOxexSIHJ
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) May 6, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2019 03:53 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Big Al fredo at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (iWo0u)
Posted by: Big Al fredo at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (iWo0u)
Posted by: Frodo at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (ctEmO)
Posted by: Big Al fredo at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (iWo0u)
Huh.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (xth7t)
Posted by: Big Al fredo at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (iWo0u)
The Indianapolis Star and The Indianapolis Business Journal sure love the guy. The Star is just another Gannett USA Today clone and the editor of the IBJ has donated the maximum to Buttigieg's campaign.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (aKsyK)
Weird, that.
Probably just me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9cans)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (O2RFr)
Si, si, Mexicans amo maricons! (sorry, don't know Spanish)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Warai-otoko just got it... "south" "bend".... at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (Ct55T)
The Indianapolis Star and The Indianapolis Business Journal sure love the guy. The Star is just another Gannett USA Today clone and the editor of the IBJ has donated the maximum to Buttigieg's campaign.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (aKsyK)
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But rich Republicans buying local newspapers would be the death of independent journalism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9cans)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (ppBhU)
I posted this a while ago and it is not wrong yet.
Predictions for someone to google and point to and say what do YOU know anyway:
Won't make it to Iowa:
Marianne Williamson (ultimate vanity candidacy, she won't be able to qualify for the ballot)
Wayne Messam (Who? Exactly)
Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges)
Drops after Iowa:
John Delaney (self funded vanity)
Andrew Yang (self funded vanity)
Julian Castro (old, old news)
Amy Klobuchar (last finisher for the women)
Kirsten Gillibrand (next-to-last finisher for the women)
Seth Moulton (maybe - he might not get to Iowa, candidacy doesn't have any reason for being. Against the Iraq War? So was/is Trump.)
Eric Swalwell (candidacy is to troll Trump - a costly way to do it)
Jay Inslee
Drops after NH:
John Hickenlooper (honestly I just needed to put someone here)
Drops after SC:
Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC)
Drops after Super Tuesday:
Elizabeth Warren (nobody really likes her anyway - Super Tuesday will demonstrate that definitively)
Cory Booker (he will already be reeling from going nowhere with the black vote in SC)
That will leave the field with this:
Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Kamala Harris
Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done.
Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate:
Buttigieg
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9VeU0)
Huh.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
What the hell IS his argument, anyway? Can't be appropriate experience. Can't really be competence. "Vote for me, I'm gay" ain't gonna cut it. What, exactly, is the point of him?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (3U22A)
Huh.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 06, 2019 03:54 PM (ty7RM)
I thought they'd renamed it South Bend Over?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (BWL+E)
dumb as Obama and Clinton? or dumber? (lumping in ignorance, and unworldliness, as part of effectively "dumb") empty suit role player who appeals to a cretinized segment of the electorate?
It's all sort of academic, since he'll never go anywhere, just wondering.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
Huh.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
What the hell IS his argument, anyway? Can't be appropriate experience. Can't really be competence. "Vote for me, I'm gay" ain't gonna cut it. What, exactly, is the point of him?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (AM1GF)
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"I represent the future."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (9cans)
Keep it up, guys -- we have "keep america great" vs "America isn't really all that great."
I think I know which slogan I like more.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Pete Buttzkrieg at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (B9BVe)
It sounded better in the original Norwegian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (BWL+E)
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He butchered it, though, cause he can't actually speak Norwegian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Frodo at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (ctEmO)
Hillarhoid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Somebody's Wife at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (w/wKz)
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We subscribe to many metro business journals. I finally had to spam the online IBJ, those f'ers emailed 2 or 3 times a day, all of it zero value crap. I finally broke when an email hit my inbox at 10 p.m. on a Sunday night.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (BbGew)
Wait until he kisses his "husband" on a National stage. Nope.
Posted by: Seems Legit
I fear it will be... worse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (BWL+E)
Wait until he kisses his "husband" on a National stage. Nope.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (jUVms)
His "husband?" Someone should ask him, "So you're the one who takes it in the keister?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (BWL+E)
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Shudders.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (jUVms)
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They think they can perfect it. I've yet to see them propose a New American Citizen along the lines of the New Soviet Man but I think it's right around the corner
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (gnIRz)
Posted by: Buttzkrieg 2020 at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8)
Do they not make intelligence officers do pushups?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9cans)
Why bother learning Norwegian? It's only spoken by three million people, 100% of whom probably speak English and/or German.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (BqXKV)
Posted by: DocJ at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2019 03:56 PM (AM1GF)
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"I represent the future."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
(1) That is weak, weak, weak.
(II) Also, it did wonders for Mussolini et al.
(C) Some browner folks will take issue.
(IV) Not a future man folks are down with, I 'spect.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (AM1GF)
That's what's so refreshing about President Trump. He clearly loves America and has no problem saying so.
Posted by: bluebell at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (aXucN)
He's dissing the reign of Barry the Magnificent.
Racist!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (B9BVe)
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"America has always sucked" isn't that aspirational.
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No, no. I'm the ASSpirational candidate.
Posted by: Peter Buttgiggle at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (YA914)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: brak at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (XFViT)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (M+Lyo)
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They think they can perfect it. I've yet to see them propose a New American Citizen along the lines of the New Soviet Man but I think it's right around the corner
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (gnIRz)
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They hate the founding documents and the entire history of the US.
All they like is the idea of what they can eventually turn it into.
It's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
No worries, Hugh Hewitt still supports him.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (BqXKV)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (gnIRz)
So ... women who think they can change a man into what they want. Nicole Brown probably thought that, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
Streets paved with gold?
Yeah, that never happened.
Anyone willing to put in the work and gets a little bit lucky can make a good life for themselves?
Yep. That one's still true, even though all of the left and a good deal of the right has been making the business climate of America harder and harder for decades.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9cans)
Why bother learning Norwegian? It's only spoken by three million people, 100% of whom probably speak English and/or German.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (YqDXo)
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Because he read a book that was originally written in Norwegian. He then wanted to reread the book in the original Norwegian.
Also, he apparently had a lot of time on his hands not helping the people of South Bend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (14U7y)
Posted by: Lance McCormick, phoning it in at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (84QUd)
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
Sgt. Rock of Easy Company!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (BWL+E)
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That's Sgt Rockhard of I'm Easy company.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (pw+jk)
He will be tagged as "unelectable", which he is. Biden, Harris Bernie are the likely final three. outside shot of Warren, if everyone implodes.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 06, 2019 04:00 PM (YA914)
Pushups, reach-arounds, what's in a word?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (Kmgkt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (dNzKv)
So was Lee Harvey Oswald. Show us that you learned something from your service other than "foxholes make a great place to play hide the sausage at night."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (YqDXo
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Not to mention they have what might be the most annoying spoken language in the world.
I once toured a very old, very deep mine where you had to descend to the bottom on an old ore elevator that was painfully slow. It was about a 45 minute descent, trapped in a box with excited Norwegians, who were Norwegianing as hard as they possibly could.
I wanted to rip my ears off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: P. Buttgig at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (QzkSJ)
The valedictorian for BYU came out as gay during his speech.
That kid is so fully of crap.
He went on Ellen and said he feared getting turned in by a fellow student for an Honor Code violation for something as innocent as shaking a gay man's hand.
Contrast that with the actual Honor Code policy relating to Homosexuality:
"One's stated same-gender attraction is not an Honor Code issue. However, the Honor Code requires all members of the university community to manifest a strict commitment to the law of chastity. Homosexual behavior is inappropriate and violates the Honor Code. Homosexual behavior includes not only sexual relations between members of the same sex, but all forms of physical intimacy that give expression to homosexual feelings."
If this kid is getting turned on by a hug or a handshake, that's weird, but it's not going to get you kicked out of the Y.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (9t0Zz)
I mentioned in an earlier thread that Bloomberg "news" had on its news scroll that Buttplug is struggling to make inroads with black voters in the south. I'm guessing it won't be just the south that there is no interest for blacks voting for Buttplug. So please Dems nominate the pillow biter and watch Trump take 40 states.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (OLCnA)
I never understood why in this day and age of almost effortless mobility they didn't just leave and leave us the fuck alone - other than their insatiable urge to satisfy their inner social worker.
Posted by: DocJ at May 06, 2019 04:03 PM (NYS7S)
Is Buttplug really only 5'2"? My wife would tower over him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at May 06, 2019 04:03 PM (v0R5T)
It was if you were a white democrat.
Not so much if you were a black slave.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:03 PM (gPTe0)
already destroyed before they got here.
This little creep has almost certainly gotten people
killed in South Bend with his tinhorn Marxist horse shit. One of the highest crime cities in the nation.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2019 04:03 PM (xth7t)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 04:03 PM (14U7y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8
He would be guaranteed a one way trip off the top of a tall building.
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (O2RFr)
.........
LOL
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (v0R5T)
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"America - Swallow Well with Swalwell"
Posted by: josephistan at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (7HtZB)
Is Buttplug really only 5'2"? My wife would tower over him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Trump at first debate: "Isn't that cute?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (BWL+E)
So hey, Make Brunei Gay Again.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (Z4rgH)
He is smart, though. But the optics would be comical.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 04:01 PM (14U7y)
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Navy? All of them.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (14U7y)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 04:02 PM (O2RFr)
That's a good one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (M+Lyo)
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So, he's a tiny booty judge, you say?
Posted by: Brie Larson at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (BWL+E)
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And he's Midwest, man. Solid conservative family values right there. Kitchen table common sense.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gnIRz)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (5mXFv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Trump at first debate: "Isn't that cute?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:04 PM (BWL+E)
Trump at first debate: "Stand up when I'm talking to you. Oh, you ARE standing up? Sorry."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (YqDXo)
Maybe Saudi Arabia, or Yemen, or Somalia. Just be sure to pack a parachute, for when they toss your ass off the top of a high-rise, you stupid, stupid fool.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (k4dH2)
8s
NEW: North Carolina woman arrested after trespassing at CIA headquarters multiple times and asking "to speak to Agent Penis
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (PB776)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (glJL/)
.........
Why, I'll kick him in the shins!
Posted by: Little Mayor Peter at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 03:58 PM (dNzKv)
Terry Nichols phones-in to say "so?"
Timothy McVeigh phones-in from hell to call Buttplug a fag.
Posted by: DocJ at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (NYS7S)
8s
NEW: North Carolina woman arrested after trespassing at CIA headquarters multiple times and asking "to speak to Agent Penis
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (BqBId)
"You need to be more specific, ma'am"
Posted by: josephistan at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (7HtZB)
He was a 35f fobbit. Do i need to say more?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (14U7y)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (BqBId)
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Meh.
Posted by: Florida Man at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (LISuA)
Have you listened to Mandarin Chinese or Korean?
I'd rather hit my own dick with a tack hammer than listen to those ugly languages for 45 minutes.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (gnIRz)
He's undercover.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: DocJ at May 06, 2019 04:06 PM (NYS7S)
Am I going to Hell for laughing at this?
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Buttplug's Husband at May 06, 2019 04:07 PM (mvyKt)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 04:08 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at May 06, 2019 04:08 PM (NkLx8)
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Yeah, he and his "husband" will be happy to come over to your house and teach your 8-year old son about the joys of fisting, and how to use butt plugs for greater sexual pleasure during homosexual couplings.
Stuff every red-blooded American boy should know before age 10.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 04:08 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 06, 2019 04:08 PM (xPJvm)
The Democrats sure do spend a lot of time putting down America.
That's because they don't look at it as a nation with its own traditions and culture. They look at it as a fallow latifundium where they can spread the weeds of their ideas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)
Actually a combination of the 2...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 04:09 PM (O2RFr)
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In CO, we just passed a bill to do this in schools, and to promote transgenderism as well. Buttigeig is a right-winger by our standards...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Bert G at May 06, 2019 04:09 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:09 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:09 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 04:09 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (gIEG2)
Time has him and "hubby" on the cover recently as the First couple or some such shit..
It's like they are giddy at the idea! I picture them like Christolph Waltz as Hans Landa in Inglorious Basterds at the idea of a gay Prezzy..
https://youtu.be/O5s3Oj2cPgc?t=78
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (so+oy)
Well, the Shire was never that great either!
What? That Pete guy isn't a hobbit? Are you sure? Because he looks just like Frodo.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (glJL/)
Have you ever heard the "guy" from Linus Tech Tips? I imagine he sounds like that, only girlier.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (LISuA)
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His office is right next to Biggus Dickus.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (gC2IV)
Yannow, I may actually run again. I may be stupid, but I'm still not that stupid.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (RD7QR)
Chinese is not a pretty language, but Korean is beautiful.
https://youtu.be/0VKcLPdY9lI
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (O7MnT)
Maybe he'll jump up and down and shriek, "I went to Harvard! Harvard!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (BWL+E)
IKR? That Franklin Pierce was a total Mary.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Miniature Mayor Buttplug at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (xth7t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (gIEG2)
Got it in one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (LISuA)
>>Have you ever heard the "guy" from Linus Tech Tips? I imagine he sounds like that, only girlier.
You guys realize that video up top plays, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (/tuJf)
make the WH faaaaaabuloooooooooouuuuussss!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (YqDXo)
You mean "no amamos". They DON'T like poofters.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ujg0T)
He doesn't look like he's high enough to reach Trump's dick.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (14U7y)
So, from your vast experience, you're saying Obama really sucked, aren't you?
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Miniature Mayor Buttplug at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (xth7t)
******
Theme song Crystal Gayle "Don't make my Brown Eye Blue"?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (BqBId)
He looks like a jockey.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 04:09 PM (XROPS)
They give him a box to stand on so that he looks as tall as Trump at debates. And when he steps off it will be like Lord Farquard getting off his horse in Shrek. Trump could rub his hair and say you scamp.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ymnmz)
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Said before only thing he has different is Vote for the first ghey President. ( and he might be wrong on that anyway)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM
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And straight-guilt won't be a quarter of the factor white-guilt was for Teh One.
Posted by: irright at May 06, 2019 04:12 PM (pMGkg)
This douchebag is like 150+ years late to the game.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (AzW6q)
Sounds like Carlos Danger has a new name and a new cell phone...and he's back to sexting.
Posted by: Bert G at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: JROD at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (zAQc9)
Oh goody, she needs a dwarf jester for the Imperial court of Alextopia.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: Fringe at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (yatvJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 04:10 PM (LISuA)
That bitch. I would never do that. And lean a little closer to the mic, hon.
Posted by: Siri at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (RD7QR)
Stuff every red-blooded American boy should know before age 10.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 04:08 PM (k4dH2)
Barry O: If I had a son, Buttplug would be fisting him....well both of us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (OLCnA)
LEFTISM was never as great as advertised.
Millions killed, economies destroyed, misery, death, oppression, and soul-killing failure.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: raimondo at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (U05+U)
Posted by: G marks the spot at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (+jThd)
They hate what America was.
Don't like what it is.
And consider it's only saving grace that it can be changed into something else.
Posted by: CJ at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (9KqcB)
That would ruin the fun of wondering how fey the man sounds.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 04:14 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 04:14 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: President Trump at May 06, 2019 04:14 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2019 04:15 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 04:15 PM (dNzKv)
Shit! My cover's blown! Who leaked my codename?!?!
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at May 06, 2019 04:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 04:15 PM (O2RFr)
Lord, the left sure does have an endless supply of these slapdick MF'ers. Not one good thing to say about this country.
Posted by: JROD at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (zAQc9)"
It's not a supply, it's who they are.
If you all think that they won't pick a candidate based on "vote for me, I'm (insert irrelevant identity thing here)", you haven't been paying attention.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 06, 2019 04:15 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 06, 2019 04:16 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:16 PM (gIEG2)
Don't like what it is.
And consider it's only saving grace that it can be changed into something else.
________________
We'll change it into the world's first gay/tranny muslim caliphate!
It'll be divine!
Posted by: Petey Butt-gig at May 06, 2019 04:16 PM (k4dH2)
This douchebag is like 150+ years late to the game.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (AzW6q)
Probably? Barry is gayer than a Liberace pajama party
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 04:16 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 04:16 PM (B+Llw)
Posted by: Blago at May 06, 2019 04:16 PM (UfkIY)
Name a country that's greater, I dare you. America has saved the free world three efing times. You got somethin' better?
Posted by: Bill R. at May 06, 2019 04:17 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:17 PM (YqDXo)
Someone should tell him "Yea, America really sucked when Obama was President. History shall not repeat itself. "
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 04:17 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 06, 2019 04:17 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Blago at May 06, 2019 04:16 PM (UfkIY)
"Make America Gay Again!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jay in CDA at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (C6EDg)
IKR? That Franklin Pierce was a total Mary.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:11 PM (Ct55T)
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Millard Fillmore ftw
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (+/7JY)
Michelle - first time I've been proud of America
Ilhan Omar - ( choose between dozens of statements)
Michael Moore- I like America to some extent
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (gIEG2)
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But he wishes that he could, because it's totally awesome! The biggest and bestest evah!
Posted by: President Trump at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Socratease at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (BT83d)
Posted by: Buttgiggle of The Shire at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: turambar at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (s2J6c)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (fG1QA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (Ct55T)
Worst part is, at least 45% of American voters will vote for that.
It's chilling.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (xPl2J)
I am of the opinion that attendance at any of the Poison Ivy League schools should be an automatic dis-qualifier for anything, anywhere.
Posted by: Old Dude at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (LGXGf)
Any man who admits to fantasizing about sexing up a male professor in their book is gay.
Any man who writes about making a choice between being gay or straight, and choosing to be straight because gay is easier, is gay.
Ain't no probably about it. Obama had sexual feelings for men, that's gay.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (B+Llw)
Michelle - first time I've been proud of America
Ilhan Omar - ( choose between dozens of statements)
Michael Moore- I like America to some extent
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (glJL/)
They'll only profess to love us when they have remade us in their image--because they love themselves without reservation. It's narcissism straight up.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (RD7QR)
Well we know she is already used to having gross men help her get ahead politically...why not as VP?
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (hvf9s)
Get lost, turd nugget.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (ufFY8)
Michelle - first time I've been proud of America
Ilhan Omar - ( choose between dozens of statements)
Michael Moore- I like America to some extent
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (glJL/)
Governor Cuomo - "America was never that great"
Posted by: josephistan at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (eXZrW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jay in CDA at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (C6EDg)
That's the plan. Gather as much wealth in the political class as possible. You are seeing a bunch of people desperate to be a part of the upper tier of the political class.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (xPl2J)
It is.
Where Penis goes, nuthin' grows.
Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (fG1QA)
Posted by: Buttgiggle of The Shire at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (pMGkg)
In Soviet middle earth, doom mounts you!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (ufFY8
He does.
Early and often, I'm sure.
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (3U22A)
Who rolls up their sleeves and keeps the necktie firmly knotted?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 06, 2019 04:21 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at May 06, 2019 04:21 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 04:21 PM (14U7y)
Any man who admits to fantasizing about sexing up a male professor in their book is gay.
Any man who writes about making a choice between being gay or straight, and choosing to be straight because gay is easier, is gay.
Ain't no probably about it. Obama had sexual feelings for men, that's gay.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 04:19 PM (9t0Zz)
Exactly. Anyone who's plucking the petals off a daisy saying, "Gay ... not gay ... gay ... not gay," is kidding himself. He's gay. Period.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:21 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2019 04:22 PM (O7MnT)
Wonder if he has those hairy feet?
if not, that can be fixed
Posted by: Hair Club for Feet at May 06, 2019 04:22 PM (sGtp+)
Oh, man...
When you need incisive analysis of the events that matter, y'all know where to turn:
https://tinyurl.com/y6l5qs6l
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2019 04:22 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2019 04:22 PM (zSKvN)
Check boxes much, Mr. Carefully Crafted Political Career? Because people who legit want to grease people who don't like the United States don't talk like that.
Posted by: Fakers at May 06, 2019 04:22 PM (wx6iv)
Now watch me!
Posted by: The French Mistake at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (w7KSn)
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Too late
https://youtu.be/lwmO6WXvEMs
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (VBaXf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm sure he's a monster hit with Hispanics, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (YqDXo)
He needs to get out of the Democrat shitholes. Oh, crap, he's one of the mayors?!
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (vmRc0)
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We could probably make some of his pieces fit into something. After we kick his homo ass and toss him off the highest building we can find, there will be lots of pieces of him to choose from.
Posted by: ISIS at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:21 PM (gIEG2)
With the Tank yelling out "Pete you big dummy!"
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 04:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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The reason I think he's gay is there was never any talk of a previous affair with a woman.
Maybe I have a bad sample group, but like every black guy I know has a few women on the side.
Posted by: Blago at May 06, 2019 04:24 PM (UfkIY)
Go on bitches, go and pick.
And then git
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 06, 2019 04:24 PM (TN1P5)
His town hall in Dearborn could be uncomfortable.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 04:24 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:24 PM (gIEG2)
Psst, Buttplug,would you mind going South and passing that along to the illegal alien caravans heading our way?
Don't want them to make such a long trip for nothing
Posted by: Marybeth at May 06, 2019 04:24 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 06, 2019 04:25 PM (gHCnG)
Talk to John "reporting for duty!" Kerry and McCain on how well that flies.
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 04:25 PM (hvf9s)
"Yes, America was never as great as advertised. It's better. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:25 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:24 PM (gIEG2
Where he had a 0.0 grade point average at Oxford.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:25 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 04:25 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Troph
Reporting For Doody
Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm sure he's a monster hit with Hispanics, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:23 PM (YqDXo)
He needs to learn what "puto" means.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (BWL+E)
America was usually much better than advertised ... which pissed-off America-hating leftiy douchebags and Indonesian Imbeciles to no end.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (zSKvN)
Posted by: Jay in CDA at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (C6EDg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
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Are there a lot of black voters who want to be penetrated by some homo munchkin?
Seems dubious.
Posted by: nobody special at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (k4dH2)
Government orders army to 'achieve necessary operational goals' in weekend fighting with Hamas before Independence Day and Eurovision.
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (bim/x)
Sure, it will win over white Millenialls in coastal, urban enclaves that were already going Democrat by 30 points, but Democrats need the homophobic Democrat minority vote to win.
Posted by: Blago at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (UfkIY)
Definitely not gay. Too easy, he said.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 04:27 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Black voters are not thrilled with gays. Just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 04:27 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 06, 2019 04:27 PM (JgA4k)
For the gazillionth fucking time, if America is so goddam fucking awful, then a) why the hell does every third world non-white non Christian whom we supposedly persecute and exploit risk life and limb to get here and, more importantly b) whey the hell do the fucking Socialists want to stay in such a shit hole and not go to a paradise like Zimbabwe or North Korea?
Buttplug and his ilk sicken me on every level. And not the homo thing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Blago at May 06, 2019 04:26 PM (UfkIY)
America-hate and plain envy make for very strange bedfellows.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2019 04:27 PM (zSKvN)
Posted by: 2020 slogans at May 06, 2019 04:27 PM (ouxL1)
Buttgag: But my fake feud with Pence!
Consultant: yesterday's news. People are forgetting you
Buttgag: Can I oral my "husband" on national TV?
Consultant: Technically yes, but that isn't the kind of publicity that helps win elections
Buttgag: I need to get back in the news somehow....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:28 PM (39g3+)
"Let's make it illegal to own a gun without getting a permit and an interrogation by the FBI first."
https://tinyurl.com/y3834uyx
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2019 04:28 PM (O7MnT)
Nope. Just the "composites." You wouldn't know them. They're from Canada.
Oh.
OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 04:28 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:28 PM (glJL/)
What are you implying, Sir?
Posted by: James Buchanan at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:28 PM (glJL/)
Hillary declares she's in by June 15th the latest. Mark your calendars.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttgag, hungry for your votes! at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (LISuA)
Oh goody, she needs a dwarf jester for the Imperial court of Alextopia.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (gIEG2)
We will get him as court jester and Tulsi Gabbard for eye candy for the Alextopia imperial court. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (hvf9s)
The Pakistani butterfly he knew at Columbia and went to coup-ridden islamabad with might have had something to do with it, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (zSKvN)
https://tinyurl.com/y2tpj4bn
Posted by: josephistan at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (7HtZB)
Remember how awful his salute was?
You'd think he'd bone up (see what I did there) before saluting in public for the first time in 80 years.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (9t0Zz)
https://youtu.be/-km-hSQP_zc
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (gIEG2)
And, as somebody here noted, to avoid indictment.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (Ct55T)
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plug-ugly
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 04:30 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Pete Buttzkrieg at May 06, 2019 04:30 PM (I2dne)
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Does anyone know if he has a Pritzker connection? I know one of them is a vet and transgender; endowed a military library in Chicago.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2019 04:30 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2019 04:30 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2019 04:30 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:28 PM (39g3+)
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How about if he was cornholed by a rhino in a pit of squid?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 06, 2019 04:30 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Wait, I thought he was married? Does marriage in the gay community mean something different than it does for standard marriage?
Why is he openly trying to penetrate blacks in the south?
I didn't know there were blacks in the south since all those rayciss hillbillies don't like blacks, fly rebel flags and lynch everything.
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (glJL/)
To the extent he can fit it in his cake hole.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (t6MX/)
If this kid is getting turned on by a hug or a handshake, that's weird, but it's not going to get you kicked out of the Y.
willowed reply: i suspect the issue may be how much he enjoyes the handshake.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (sGtp+)
I heard some rumors around "Keep America Great," which is pretty good. I think he could gut-check terseness points by just lopping off the first two words of the existing slogan, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: 2020 slogans at May 06, 2019 04:27 PM (ouxL1)
..........
Face down ass up for Mayor Peter
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2019 04:32 PM (v0R5T)
Does that sound like a great country to you?
Posted by: Mayor Pete, Mayor of Sodom at May 06, 2019 04:32 PM (FJYfm)
Why are people actually contenders when they dislike the country in general? Maybe we should send them everywhere and actually keep open the borders for people that actually Want to be here?
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2019 04:32 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (glJL/)
That we know about.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:32 PM (YqDXo)
willowed reply: i suspect the issue may be how much he enjoyes the handshake.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 04:31 PM (sGtp+)
I think its the fact that when he shakes your hand, he pulls it down towards his crotch and makes the "jack off" motion.
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:33 PM (90T4r)
You'd think he'd bone up (see what I did there) before saluting in public for the first time in 80 years.
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No kidding. I thought the same thing myself.
Then again, I believe that he was spoiled by being an office-holding Dem in Massachusetts. It seemed like it offended him that he had to actually go out and, you know, *campaign*.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 06, 2019 04:33 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 04:33 PM (2+NQv)
Posted by: tmitsss at May 06, 2019 04:33 PM (+Rh95)
Posted by: ejochs at May 06, 2019 04:33 PM (lSFMQ)
(Make America As Great As Advertised Again)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2019 04:30 PM (mvenn)
Make America Completely Absolutely Communist Always.
MACACA
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:18 PM (glJL/)
+++++++++++
Michael Moore confuses the hell out of me. His persona throughout his working career has mostly been about industry and the "working class." I get that he's a hard leftist and thus a raging hypocrite, but in the name of consistency he should probably be a Trump booster. Surging manufacturing employment, real effort being made at addressing the trade deficit, rising wages *and* shrinking labor costs per unit of production are all things for which the man spent 20 years agitating.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (I2dne)
Jerry Falwell
@JerryFalwellJr
After the best week ever for @realDonaldTrump - no obstruction, no collusion, NYT admits @BarackObama
did spy on his campaign, and the economy is soaring. I now support reparations-Trump should have 2 yrs added to his 1st term as pay back for time stolen by this corrupt failed coup
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:32 PM (YqDXo)
Well, we haven't seen any evidence that he hasn't.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Calendar marked.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (glJL/)
Booty needs to announce he will be the first bottom so a top can be the next "first," or vice versa.
Let's go ahead and call it. Regardless of who the Democrat voters select, the apparatchiks will put Biden at the top (heh) of the ticket. And most Democrats, who have become garden variety Marxists, will be fine with it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (MpHls)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (2+NQv)
we can fail happily with your help!
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: ejochs at May 06, 2019 04:33 PM (lSFMQ)
++++++++++++
The idea of America as a shining city on the hill is just a clapped-out notion born of imperialism and patriarchy.
Posted by: Your various "studies" departments at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Butt-Plug 2020 at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (jyVW0)
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Because 42% of the country would vote for Hitler if he had a D after his name.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (B+Llw)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (NWiLs)
That will leave the field with this:
Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Kamala Harris
Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done.
Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate:
Buttigieg
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9VeU0)
(FADE IN)
July 16, 2020
Democrat Nat'l Convention, Milwaukee, WI.
after 9 ballots, and hopelessly deadlocked, a rumor starts up in the crowd.
suddenly, the chant starts growing. then, it gets louder.
the lights on the stage turn up to their brightest.
the few standing on the stage are jumping up and down, cheering wildly.
and Michelle Obama steps on the stage, behind the podium, and announces that if the attendees will have her, she will accept the draft as the Democrat Presidential Candidate of 2020.
and somewhere behind the stage, surrounded by bodyguards, Valarie Jarrett begins her third term as the functioning President of the United States.
Michelle learns how to golf.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (KUe2f)
Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (q177U)
The invocation will be conducted by Inflatable Scrotum Man.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:32 PM (YqDXo)
Well, we haven't seen any evidence that he hasn't.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (t6MX/)
Now if our media were worth a pinch of dry shit, reporters would be asking Democrat politicians if they received campaign contributions from the fruit who murdered several gay black guys, and if so, when they would be returning them or donating them to charity.
Yeah, I'm a dreamer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (koNhm)
Why are people actually contenders when they dislike the country in general? Maybe we should send them everywhere and actually keep open the borders for people that actually Want to be here?
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2019 04:32 PM (r/xAU)
Why aren't they standing at the border yelling at people to stay away?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (JgA4k)
Buttplug could use the 60s Batman TV theme for his campaign song. Instead of Batman they sing: Buttplug. Buttplug. Buttplug. na na na na Buttplug.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (wGqjj)
You'd think he'd bone up (see what I did there) before saluting in public for the first time in 80 years.
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No kidding. I thought the same thing myself.
or at least binge-watched benny hill
Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (YqDXo)
But you're not the only one.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (JgA4k)
They can't say America *was* great because then they have to explain what went wrong, and it also pisses off their trained-to-be aggrieved constituents.
They disagree and admit they don't love, or even really like, the country they want to lead.
#WinningIn4Words
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (qZdIZ)
Damn, talk about a humble-brag. You're a specimen alright, Buttplug.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (+/7JY)
He hates capitalism with the heat of a million deep fryers. Donald Trump is the definition of a capitalist.
That's all that matters to him.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (2+NQv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 04:37 PM (OLCnA)
++++++++++++
I thought you were going to go for the "POW" and "SPLAT" graphics.
#missedOpportunities
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Butt-Plug 2020 at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (jyVW0)
More likely it'll be "Go with experience. Vote for the guy who will be behind you all the way!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Hizzoner, Mayor Butt-Plug at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: SMH at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (RU4sa)
Say it. BUTT-plug-ugh.
There are two gs.
Buttpluguhg sounds closer to the pronunciation he uses.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (BbGew)
and somewhere behind the stage, surrounded by bodyguards, Valarie Jarrett begins her third term as the functioning President of the United States.
Michelle learns how to golf.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
Only one quibble. Are you implying the JEF learned to play?
I could beat Obama with his clubs.
And I'm right handed.
Posted by: Deep Moron at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (NM923)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (Ct55T)
But enough about the Democrat contenders for the nomination.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 04:35 PM (B+Llw)
Or Satan.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (LXTiX)
That's all that matters to him.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (glJL/)
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Yup. "Raging hypocrite" is the real answer, as it so often is with the Left. He didn't give two shits about the "working man." He cared about utopian socialism and nothing else. As all who came before him, and all who shall come after him, he merely uses the "working man" as a tool, rooking him into surrendering all power to the state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (I2dne)
Buttigieg: You know, David, I've always liked "Blowin' in the Wind."
Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (qEujL)
Marxists don't give a shit about the workers or the working class.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (B+Llw)
Same with all the Europeans, even the Brits, there was just more economic opportunity here, same as it ever was, even today. So yeah, America was great when it was handing out parcels of land to settlers and when it was employing millions in the manufacturing industry and when it's a world leader in tech. Great then, great now, micro-aggresions be damned.
Now blacks, being lynched, disenfranchised and facing injustice and less economic, educational and social freedoms was bad. But in what other country was it better? You really have to ask that because you can't judge the past by the present. AT THE TIME, America was probably one of the most open and free and tolerant societies on Earth: now people say, oh, in the 1950's black jazz musicians loved Paris because the French were color-blind! Yeah, for a famous musician. Not so much for a black ditch digger. And besides that, French had their prejudices as well against other groups.
By and large, taking all groups into account, America was the fairest, most open and tolerant, and most livable country on the planet, and still is. Witness the immigration figures, QED. There's no argument to be made, or Canada or Sweden or Australia would have 350 million people and not the US and we wouldn't have a border crisis.
Posted by: docweasel at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (HV5h7)
Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (koNhm)
Because anyone who uses it means "more like ME." "Why can't we follow our better angels" means "why can't everyone be more like ME."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 06, 2019 04:40 PM (5nJwX)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2019 04:22 PM (O7MnT)
Hate to say it, but you nailed it, VTK.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 04:40 PM (sy5kK)
So Democrats spurring their supporters on to increasing levels of frothing at the mouth insanity is an example of drawing out the best in people?
He's deeply insane.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 06, 2019 04:40 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2019 04:40 PM (WaxcS)
#missedOpportunities
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:38 PM (I2dne)
Instead of ZAP! POW! It would be SUCK! FIST!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 04:40 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (X8XN6)
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (B+Llw)
let's see, buttigieg said he wants to fuck my 5 year old son. i say he can go fuck himself, that pedophile bastard.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (Pg+x7)
I would like for the RNC to play them saying this fifty thousand times on radio and t.v. and internet.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (ysOGz)
He's deeply insane.
Posted by: N.L. Urker,
The all are.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (gPTe0)
Double the winning!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (Ct55T)
Simple - they're not in power, so America sucks. Their leadership and base both believe it.
They're more than happy for the middle and lower classes to have much, much less material comfort - in return for their leadership to have more power. And their middle and lower class will accept that lower level of comfort - as long as they perceive that the wealth is distributed more equally.
Posted by: Long Time Listener at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (5QUB4)
Funny what all those people who've become worse have in common, huh, pete?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2019 04:40 PM (WaxcS)
AND why don't they leave.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (ysOGz)
He's deeply insane.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 06, 2019 04:40 PM (JgA4k)
Donnie Douche had just finished spooging all over himself about what a perfect, Godlike being Buttplug is (shades of theObama-worship), and that was his response.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 04:42 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (B+Llw)
+++++++++++
The first network talking head that asks Michael Moore why he isn't happy with Trump given that he is achieving many of Moore's own objectives vis-a-vis industrial opportunity may pick up a viewer.
I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 04:43 PM (oVJmc)
Seriously, it is clarifying to have people say what they really think for once.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 06, 2019 04:43 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 04:43 PM (14U7y)
How does Mayor Pete know what- if anything-Trump draws out in his supporters. I don't need the President to be my therapist, my life coach or my God. Just get American working, think of its interests first, secure our borders, exhibit some patriotism and love for the country. Sounds like Mayor Peter is just doing another version of "They're all deplorable" Gosh, thats' a winning, uniting strategy. I guess it appeals to the virtue signaling of many of the people who would vote for him, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 04:44 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: imp at May 06, 2019 04:44 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (hHapZ)
McCain and Behar finally agree: Biden needs to get nasty with Trump
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
Only one quibble. Are you implying the JEF learned to play?
I could beat Obama with his clubs.
And I'm right handed.
Posted by: Deep Moron at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (NM923)
Of course not, Obama played the press cameras, not the course. In his last few years, along with a few speeches and appearances, he preened in front of the cameras on the course quite a bit.
He played golf like he shot a shotgun. Embarrassing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (sy5kK)
He's deeply insane.
Posted by: N.L. Urker,
The all are.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (gPTe0)
They are nothing more than rabid animals and need to be treated like rabid animals.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (LXTiX)
HARRIS: "This guy in the White House said neo-Nazis were fine people when they marched on Charlottesville. He's attacked communities of color and leaders of color by name. He's denigrated entire countries on the continent of Africa with foul language no president should speak. Let's speak truth here and today. This president isn't trying to make America great, he's trying to make America hate."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Iblis at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Because they all dream about being Stalin.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 06, 2019 04:46 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: imp at May 06, 2019 04:44 PM (w+Z9D)
He'll be the Jim Gilmore of the left for this round.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 04:46 PM (XROPS)
"How is this man not in charge of my campaign???"
--Buttgag
What kind of idiot tries to run an "America sucks" campaign during a booming economy?
The kind like Biden who says he has to be in office to "fix" the economy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 04:46 PM (2+NQv)
********
Blue hair is a turn-on for some folks.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2019 04:46 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 04:43 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++
It can't. Marxism is so deeply and fatally flawed that it has no chance to do anything other than fail and kill a lot of people while doing so. You can look at it psychologically (the problem of having people *that* powerful), technically (the calculation problem), practically (administrative burden), ad naseum - it fails in *every* dimension.
It isn't about results. It's about power. No other system ever imagined gives the inner circle so much power.
Anyone who says, "I want a good life for me and mine, even if it's not the best life anyone has ever lived" is not a socialist. Everyone who says, "I don't care how shitty the hill is, so long as I rule it" is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)
I would like for the RNC to play them saying this fifty thousand times on radio and t.v. and internet.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (ysOGz)
It's cute that you think the RNC wants to win.
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (xjiRE)
Letitia James (NY AG) is cut from the same cloth.
Woman of color who ran on using State power to muzzle abortion protestors, has threatened to weaponize the NY Attorney General's office against "Trump and his business dealings and family."
Now going after the NRA in some charity violation suit.
She wants to be the next NY Governor, at least.
Yikes. Little f-ing Stalin this one is.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (q177U)
God, how I hate this "of color" shit. It's precious, it's contrived, and it's cant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Michael Dukakis at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (2+NQv)
Yeah as many rounds as that dude played, you would think that even HE would get better at it, which suggests to me that the rounds were spent more in the clubhouse with Reggie Love and Jussie Smolett than on the links
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (39g3+)
Check out the list of countries without an extradition treaty with the United States.
They ARE shitholes.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++
Oh, this bitch needs to shut the hell up. First, he's not "the guy in the white house." He's the president. You don't have to like him, but that's petty for a politician with higher ambitions. He never once called neo-nazis "fine people." All the rest is in the same vein. Find a new chicken to fuck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)
Because they all dream about being Stalin.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (gPTe0)
Stalin seemed to me to be kind of a miserable fucker. You think a tyrant could have more fun. I would do it differently. Wouldn't all of you? Tyrantin' should not be a drag.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (T09ml)
I guess Commie La didn't get the memo that Trump never said that about the marchers in Charlottesville?
Which communities of color did he call out?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:46 PM (39g3+)
He means in the veterinary sense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (qEujL)
He's attacked communities of color and leaders of color by name.
God, how I hate this "of color" shit. It's precious, it's contrived, and it's cant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (YqDXo)
That and 'people in need'.
Hey, dipshits, EVERY person needs something.
What is wrong with 'poor'?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (FSPNP)
You mean "colored communities," don't you?
Let's adopt the Left's twisted usage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (YqDXo)
Shoud have just Denigrated the Entire Continent.
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (2+NQv)
The devil always mixes in a little bit of the truth with his lies.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (gPTe0)
Pete Buttplug loves shitholes.
Literally.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (zSKvN)
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WOW, THAT RHYMES!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (YqDXo)
"Colored People" == RACIST!
Don't try to make sense of it, it doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
He's like Michael Dukakis, but without the ambiguity.
Posted by: imp at May 06, 2019 04:44 PM (w+Z9D)
Gives a whole new meaning to "riding the tank."
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
as dems try to appeal to "working class", not one of the things they have proposed will generate one job or increase anyone's salary - not increased immigration, raising taxes, raising corporate taxes, wealth tax, free education, free health care.
not one job.
if anything, these policies will increase unemployment and poverty. no one brings this up.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++
Also, did Jesse Jackson write this for her? Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
So where the fuck is RBG? This is a joke at this point.
Posted by: Max Power
She's dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (gPTe0)
Jim
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (ufFY8)
bud lite now has rainbow bottles to celebrate lgbtqrst!
too bad gays don't drink bud lite. they drink microbrews.
duh
https://komonews.com/news
/offbeat/bud-light-releases-rainbow-
pride-bottles-in-partnership-with-lgbtq-
organization
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (d7Ww2)
I'm poor, I'm the kind of poor that would be living in a refrigerator box under a bridge if my brothers weren't around. Its a difficult life, but there's nothing innately immoral or evil about it. The idea that not being able to buy all the stuff you want is evil is based exclusively on greed and envy, both universally recognized sins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mayor Buttigieg at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (qEujL)
"Let's make it illegal to own a gun without getting a permit and an interrogation by the FBI first."
https://tinyurl.com/y3834uyx
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 06, 2019 04:28 PM (O7MnT)
FBI?
Perjury Traps for EVERYONE!
Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (YqDXo)
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and this right here is why i lurve teh Horde!
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (7MHcp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
+++++++++++
Oh, this bitch needs to shut the hell up. First, he's not "the guy in the white house." He's the president. You don't have to like him, but that's petty for a politician with higher ambitions. He never once called neo-nazis "fine people." All the rest is in the same vein. Find a new chicken to fuck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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A nice complete pack of lies all thrown in with a touch of disrespect. I've got two words for Willie-brown's cum dumpster - fuck off you two-bit whore.
Ok, more than two..
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (9ks3L)
........
did you catch Julie Banderas this morning? Full makeup and low cut zippered top. woob woob woob
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (isI7q)
wait, there are photos of him with Stacey Abrams?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:13 PM (gIEG2)
We will get him as court jester and Tulsi Gabbard for eye candy for the Alextopia imperial court. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 04:29 PM (hvf9s)
I'll allow it.
Oh hey so Krystna or however you spell it, you know, Senatrix Hooker Booters from AZ, was pretty much the only Democrat to put out something supporting Israel wholeheartedly yesterday.
She's done a couple of other things that have flown in the face of the Dems since she's been elected and I wonder if she'll turn out to be the new Maverick from AZ but this time for the Dems. Too soon to tell but so far she appears to give no fucks and does what she wants.
Also hooker boots.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (mf5HN)
https://tinyurl.com/yxo3ebaj
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
Classy. Top marks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (I2dne)
I mean, go ahead, have at it.
But I don't want you in charge of anything important.
Posted by: navybrat, occasional commentater at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (2+NQv)
Much simpler.
So ... which country in Africa would that person was the leading country?
Seriously. I'd like an answer to that question. Otherwise, by whining about denigrating entire countries the speaker is implying that there are other countries that are just peachy keen.
Really? Which one(s)?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (YqDXo)
What is wrong with 'poor'?
I'm poor, I'm the kind of poor that would be living in a
refrigerator box under a bridge if my brothers weren't around. Its a
difficult life, but there's nothing innately immoral or evil about it.
The idea that not being able to buy all the stuff you want is evil is
based exclusively on greed and envy, both universally recognized sins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (39g3+)
I agree.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (ufFY8)
She keeps making appearances at places but somehow there are no images, no video, nothing. In a culture where nearly everyone is constantly carrying around a video camera and there are security cameras everywhere, somehow she avoids this? Are we supposed to believe she's a vampire???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (YqDXo)
Nah ... I'll go with it. Obama was never anything more to me than some prick I wished would go DIAF. I'm sure I'll feel about the same about their next winner.
Time to drop all the masks - including all this contrived respect for "the office of so and so".
Posted by: Long Time Listener at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (5QUB4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Well, she doesn't have a shadow, nor an image in a mirror ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Max Power
She's dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (gPTe0)"
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It was a joke now it's just sinister.
Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2019 04:53 PM (PUz4C)
Or, if Barky were your brother.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2019 04:53 PM (zSKvN)
First was BREAKING NEWS!!!! the UN had issued a report that was 1000 pages about climate change.
It was so over the top I couldn't imagine repeating the highlights without falling off my chair with my mic and laughing hysterically.
Did you all know that the earth has warmed up 33 degrees since , well, when humans began to inhabit the planet?
In the last ten years , there is 10 x more plastic in the ocean than before?
Species are dying at a rate of one a day?
Greenhouse gases are..
At this point, I switched to something else, then had to come back and see the what else we were doing to the earth.
Fox had moved on to the next BREAKING NEWS!
Hundreds of former DOJ prosecutors signed a petition stating that Trump would have been indicted for obstruction if he weren't president.
On what evidence, I don't know. but I'll bet there's a reason these clowns are Former DOJ employees.
Then turned to FBN where Cavuto was trying to understand the devastating effects of Trump's plan to tariff all China goods if they don't come around on a trade deal.
Watching the news is a mental game anymore. Just how much hysteria can one see or listen to without getting swept into it.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 06, 2019 04:53 PM (YFnem)
Posted by: Shep! at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (FO3dJ)
"I am not my brother's keeper. That's everyone else's job, under my new plan."
--Bumbles O'Bama
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2019 04:40 PM (WaxcS)
Because they aren't white. Awful = whiteness.
Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (q177U)
https://tinyurl.com/yxo3ebaj
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
What about Jared Polis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (YqDXo)
She keeps making appearances at places but somehow there are no images, no video, nothing. In a culture where nearly everyone is constantly carrying around a video camera and there are security cameras everywhere, somehow she avoids this? Are we supposed to believe she's a vampire???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (39g3+)
I'll just say one word:
Spycraft.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (zSKvN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (2LelM)
bud lite now has rainbow bottles to celebrate lgbtqrst!
too bad gays don't drink bud lite. they drink microbrews.
duh
https://komonews.com/news
/offbeat/bud-light-releases-rainbow-
pride-bottles-in-partnership-with-lgbtq-
organization
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Am I the only one who read that as homonews.com?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (LXTiX)
Time to drop all the masks - including all this contrived respect for "the office of so and so".
Posted by: Long Time Listener at May 06, 2019 04:52 PM (5QUB4)
++++++++++++
There's a reason I qualified it. If you're running for that office, you should at least pretend to respect it. Everyone else, no expectations and I don't care. But talking about the "guy in the White House" *while* running to be the next one is a bit much.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)
--Bumbles O'Bama
Uh oh. Zoo metaphor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (YqDXo)
CNBC poll - 63% of small businesses rate the economy as excellent or good. That's got to be breaking CNBC commie hearts
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Kemp at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (Pog+7)
"Let's make it illegal to own a gun without getting a permit and an interrogation by the FBI first."
Let's make it illegal to vote without a license.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (gPTe0)
That is a completely spurious and invented stat without a shred of evidence or logic. I'm sick of some school kid's BS report being used as a basis for policy. Half the world thinks there's a raft of plastic gathered together in the ocean the size of Hawaii now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (39g3+)
Because they all dream about being Stalin.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (gPTe0)
Stalin seemed to me to be kind of a miserable fucker. You think a tyrant could have more fun. I would do it differently. Wouldn't all of you? Tyrantin' should not be a drag.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (90T4r)
No, actually, Stalin drank, whored, and feasted like a boss. Solzhenitsyn tells of how thousands were dying every day while the Germans besieged Leningrad while Stalin and his cronies sat at table for hours on end eating and drinking vodka, to the point where they were crapping their pants. Stalin was a straight-up psychopath and he didn't let a little thing like the suffering of his people stop him from enjoying himself--and neither would our socialist elites.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)
Then turned to FBN where Cavuto was trying to understand the devastating effects of Trump's plan to tariff all China goods if they don't come around on a trade deal.
Watching the news is a mental game anymore. Just how much hysteria can one see or listen to without getting swept into it.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 06, 2019 04:53 PM (YFnem)
So, my " fuck Fox news, and the Murdoch Scum" sort of applies now?
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Max Power
She's dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:49 PM (gPTe0)
Hey! She was just here! She must have gone down the hall. I just saw her and she was fine, trust me!
Posted by: John "it's a TAX" Roberts at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (fuK7c)
Repeat from the ONT.
Old and busted: Bud Light
New hotness: Bud Light In the Loafers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Jerry Falwell
@JerryFalwellJr
After the best week ever for @realDonaldTrump - no obstruction, no collusion, NYT admits @BarackObama
did spy on his campaign, and the economy is soaring. I now support reparations-Trump should have 2 yrs added to his 1st term as pay back for time stolen by this corrupt failed coup
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Meanwhile, my local news website WILL NOT LET THIS SHIT GO and they are running with this article: "Former DOJ members say Trump totally committed obstruction and would have been prosecuted if he wasn't President!!"
https://tinyurl.com/y27y5wcm
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)
If you don't think America is a great place, and the rest of the world is better, THEN GO THERE.
I don't have that choice, the ONLY place that believes as America does, is here. I have no place to go.
So leave this unique place alone, quit trying to fuck it up.
Posted by: Don Quixote, preparing his Lance at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (NgKpN)
Not like Michelle's $3000 golden fish scale ones?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (gIEG2)
I was trying to forget those existed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (2LelM)
Obama could actually campaign, no matter that he made me cringe with his "sly" humor and his cadences. He at least had the vestiges of a positive message.
What do Democrats have in 2019? I'm going to regulate you. America was never great. If you're dour enough you get to feel superior to those flyover hicks who are happy. Working is actually a bad thing so don't look at the economy over there behind that curtain.
What?
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2019 03:53 PM (AM1GF)"
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Misnamed. With his proclivity he cannot be a judge of booty. The female form does not appeal to him so how can he judge?
Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (PUz4C)
That is a completely spurious and invented stat without a shred of evidence or logic. I'm sick of some school kid's BS report being used as a basis for policy. Half the world thinks there's a raft of plastic gathered together in the ocean the size of Hawaii now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
There is. But it's because of the Far East.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (gPTe0)
Not like Michelle's $3000 golden fish scale ones?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (gIEG2)
++++++++++
I think it was Sefton who described as something like "legs vomited out of a whore house sofa" and it was pretty much spot on.
That was hideous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (I2dne)
Look for him to try and put himself in harm's way, and possible false flag attacks. (Oh! You right wing brutes!)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2019 04:57 PM (xth7t)
Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2019 04:53 PM (PUz4C)
They aren't even trying to hide it! They know they can get away with this obvious charade.
Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2019 04:57 PM (q177U)
Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (FO3dJ)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (WRSbt)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (Q/DRz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (2+NQv)
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Note to self: when dining with Soviet autocrats, excuse oneself early.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019
+++
No, but Nancy Pelosi is.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (T09ml)
The respect was never supposed to be for the person. They are almost always disreputable scoundrels at best. The respect is supposed to be for the office they are in. Like why you stand for a judge, not because that judge is worth a crap, but because the office of judge is respectable and honorable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (Q/DRz)
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Did he mention if she looked healthy?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 04:59 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 06, 2019 04:59 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:59 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:59 PM (gIEG2)
Yikes. Little f-ing Stalin this one is.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (koNhm)
Yup, but she will step on her own dick like all of them do. Just watch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 04:59 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (Q/DRz)
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Did he mention if she looked healthy?
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Were any strings or wires involved?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 06, 2019 04:59 PM (2LelM)
Not like Michelle's $3000 golden fish scale ones?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (gIEG2)
++++++++++
I think it was Sefton who described as something like "legs vomited out of a whore house sofa" and it was pretty much spot on.
That was hideous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (I2dne)
Well, she's a guy, so...
Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 05:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 05:00 PM (gIEG2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 05:00 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 05:00 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2019 05:00 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 05:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2019 05:01 PM (LuPts)
There literally is not. There is no island, there is no gathering of plastic in a central location like an island. There's a lot of plastic in the ocean but its dispersed, not mysteriously gathered like a vortex showed up. There are estimates that based on the plastic we know of, there is enough plastic in the ocean to theoretically combine into an island of that size BUT THERE IS NO PHYSICAL ISLAND OF PLASTIC
You know how you can be absolutely certain that's true? Because if there was, we'd see pictures of that damned stupid fake island every day on every newscast and magazine cover. It would be the wallpaper for Bing for a month straight. No such island exists.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 05:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 06, 2019 05:01 PM (Q/DRz)
Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
********
Do you mean THIS Jared Polis?
https://tinyurl.com/yyz4572c
Bow tie and a purple polo shirt under a suit jacket Jared Polis?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Peter Buttigiggity at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (4Eo4+)
Bad Five.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2019 05:00 PM (fuK7c)\
Kilmeade is a pretty loyal conservative
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 04:59 PM (39g3+)
You stand for the judge because if you don't they might throw your ass in jail.
Look - respect the office all you want. I don't. It just happens to be occupied - at this time - by a guy that's worth a damn for the first time since Reagan.
No "office is respectable" that's caused as much harm over the last thirty years as POTUS.
Posted by: Long Time Listener at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (5QUB4)
Posted by: deepelemblues at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (ryr6F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (gIEG2)
Spycraft.
I'm unable to think of any other possible reason that we do not have any images of her since November of last year. Six months without a picture of one of the most famous people alive? Six months without an image of her recovered and alive? Are we really supposed to buy that???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (WRSbt)
I suppose the idea is that America will only be great when it elects Pete Bootygig--something like Michelle saying that she wasn't proud of America until we elected the man for whom she is a beard.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Banjo at May 06, 2019 05:03 PM (SYCeT)
In a place that was like the HQ except fishy there was a meme about the fuel barge.
Other services, like sammiches, naturally were suggested.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2019 05:03 PM (fuK7c)
No "office is respectable" that's caused as much harm over the last thirty years as POTUS.
Posted by: Long Time Listener at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (5QUB4)
Bill Clinton ruined that forever.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 05:03 PM (gPTe0)
He had a very very soft focus message - "hope and change." Which, inexplicably, appealed to the left half of the bell curve.
Ted Kennedy used to say things like that: "We must move forward together!"
Now WTF does that mean in practical terms? Did no one in the crowd wonder that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 05:03 PM (YqDXo)
He deployed for a whole seven months where "he was assigned to the Afghan Threat Finance Cell, a counterterrorism unit that targeted Taliban insurgency financing" (Wiki).
If that doesn't saw "warrior", nothing does. You weren't there, man, gearing up with your PT belt for that long hike down Disney to Green Beans when the coffee maker went down...the horror, the horror.
Posted by: Robert Francis "Rambo" O'Rourke at May 06, 2019 05:03 PM (WWVeC)
We've had a lot of people in office who are unworthy of it and who have done tremendous damage not just to the nation but the reputation of the office its self. But its like a pastor, the job is honorable, even if a lot of scum are in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (WRSbt)
..........
BOHICA, baby.
Posted by: Mayor Peter's hubby at May 06, 2019 05:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2019 05:00 PM (fuK7c)
Not as bad as a bad six and a half!
And I've had my share of those!
Posted by: Shep! at May 06, 2019 05:04 PM (ufFY8)
Why not? If they can get around the gambling ban....
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 05:04 PM (gPTe0)
Actually, they thought Germany was the most likely candidate, because it was the most industrially advanced country. Then backward Russia stepped up to the plate. Oops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Sure, but he's an idiot. Hannity is a loyal conservative.
"On my side" is not enough.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2019 05:04 PM (fuK7c)
Spycraft.
I'm unable to think of any other possible reason that we do not have any images of her since November of last year. Six months without a picture of one of the most famous people alive? Six months without an image of her recovered and alive? Are we really supposed to buy that???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)
Well, we don't see pictures because she's a mess. I don't think she's dead but I don't think she's in good shape either. A less political animal would have resigned for the good of the court.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)
And an Interview from the FBI.
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (2+NQv)
Yup, lets play this game.
All Rights should be equal, as a Right is a Right.
Ergo, background checks before you vote.
2 Week waiting period and ID checks and AGE verification before abortion.
Posted by: Don Quixote, preparing his Lance at May 06, 2019 05:04 PM (NgKpN)
Opening is campaign by attacking VP Pence, someone with whom he's worked well with in the past. The MSM calling it a feud only made it work, as Pence was nice and didn't take the bait.
Anyone who was paying attention knew he was attacking traditional Christianity - *them* if they are in that demographic.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (W+vEI)
Because they all dream about being Stalin.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 04:45 PM (gPTe0)
Stalin seemed to me to be kind of a miserable fucker. You think a tyrant could have more fun. I would do it differently. Wouldn't all of you? Tyrantin' should not be a drag.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 04:48 PM (90T4r)
No, actually, Stalin drank, whored, and feasted like a boss. Solzhenitsyn tells of how thousands were dying every day while the Germans besieged Leningrad while Stalin and his cronies sat at table for hours on end eating and drinking vodka, to the point where they were crapping their pants. Stalin was a straight-up psychopath and he didn't let a little thing like the suffering of his people stop him from enjoying himself--and neither would our socialist elites.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)
Lenin was the real humorless fuck out of the two. Live, eat, drink, sleep, shit the Revolution.
Posted by: josephistan at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Banjo
it was tried at many times and many places all over the US and failed for the same reason every time. the productive get tired of carrying the mooches.
Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (nFwvY)
Does Mayor Pete have fecal incontinence from the lifestyle he's chosen?
Dude has a bobblehead. Lollipophead.
What would Mayor Pete, who is gay, say about the old Soviet Union? would he have a hard time saying the old times weren't really awesome.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (z8c2c)
Well, Petester, why don't you take that mindset and see if you can shove it until you choke on it?
Then go play bumper tag with a Peterbilt.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (RD7QR)
Not like Michelle's $3000 golden fish scale ones?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (gIEG2)
I was trying to forget those existed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 06, 2019 04:56 PM (mf5HN)
It looked like she got them at Aquaman's yard sale.
Posted by: josephistan at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (7HtZB)
That's my guess as well. I'm thinking she looks like one of those mobsters at the end of Casino in the wheelchair with the oxygen tanks. I thinks she looks like death and is barely functional, and they are desperate to keep that out of the public eye because people would go "for the love of God she should have resigned years ago"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 05:06 PM (39g3+)
-Who's name is slang for "Dick Butt"
-From a town called "South Bend"
-And his only qualifications was thinking the anus is a sex organ
Posted by: Lesser Demon asking Satan for a promotion at May 06, 2019 05:06 PM (8Tu2M)
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Cavuto used to have insights, now he's just tedious with his Trump derangement.
Neil, Trump is trying to squeeze the Chinese to rein in their NorK show pony. On the other hand, squeezing the Chinese is also good for American workers.
Funny how obscenely well paid media "personalities" can never see it from the less well paid people's perspective.
Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2019 05:06 PM (PUz4C)
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 05:06 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+)
Results matter. If the results are uniformly bad - then the mechanism that makes the results possible is equally bad.
You are more than welcome to differentiate between the two for yourself. I don't.
Posted by: Long Time Listener at May 06, 2019 05:07 PM (5QUB4)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (W+vEI)
And how does that work? I don't see how it even works for Christians who are "inclusive". "I'm gay, vote for me"... so he gets all the secular *angry* far left votes and then, "I'm Christian, vote for me" and he *keeps* the secular angry left votes?
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 06, 2019 05:08 PM (BD/yx)
I would like for the RNC to play them saying this fifty thousand times on radio and t.v. and internet.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 04:41 PM (ysOGz)
It's cute that you think the RNC wants to win.
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2019 04:47 PM (xjiRE)
They could redeem themselves.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 05:08 PM (ysOGz)
Posted by: Banjo
it was tried at many times and many places all over the US and failed for the same reason every time. the productive get tired of carrying the mooches.
Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 05:05 PM (nFwvY)
FREE-DOM!
IT IS A HOLY WORD!
Posted by: Cloud William at May 06, 2019 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
..........
reporters should ask him if morning love is before or after his bowel movement.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2019 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
And when the time is right, Commie-La is going to shiv him.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 05:08 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 06, 2019 05:09 PM (8ZmvG)
"On my side" is not enough.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2019 05:04 PM (fuK7c)
He's OK.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 05:09 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at May 06, 2019 05:09 PM (pw+jk)
Sounds like Mayor Peter doesn't want to make American great, again or otherwise.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2019 05:13 PM (vDqXW)
475 >>>So where the fuck is RBG? This is a joke at this point.
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I'll just say one word:
Spycraft.
world of spycraft. coming soon to a mobile device near you
Posted by: activision blizzard at May 06, 2019 05:13 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (FO3dJ)
Why would they all be in on it? It would have to split along partisan lines.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 05:14 PM (ysOGz)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (Q/DRz)
THANK YOU!
Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 05:15 PM (ysOGz)
Faithful adherence to the system has resulted in the most exceptional country on the planet--populated by an extraordinary people.
Along the way to this exalted position, we've met and withstood events that can and have toppled lesser governments,
We persevered because the political environment helped create a people who thrived under such a system.
So don't bother to try to tell me we can't restore this place to become that shining city on a hill. That's bullshit and you well know it.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 06, 2019 05:15 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2019 04:53 PM (PUz4C)
They aren't even trying to hide it! They know they can get away with this obvious charade.
Posted by: Max Power at May 06, 2019 04:57 PM (q177U)"
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It shows how much they don't give a damn about what the people think. It's all about them, the republic be damned.
Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2019 05:16 PM (PUz4C)
That's my guess as well. I'm thinking she looks like one of those mobsters at the end of Casino in the wheelchair with the oxygen tanks. I thinks she looks like death and is barely functional, and they are desperate to keep that out of the public eye because people would go "for the love of God she should have resigned years ago"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 05:06 PM (39g3+)
Concur. Any 85 year old with lung cancer surgery and a broken rib would be semi-functional, at best.
I would doubt that her mental faculties are as good as they were even 2 years ago.
Why Johnnie Tax allows her to stay on, shows us how little the TaxMan cares about America. He cares about the Deep State, his master and Lord.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)
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That reminds me of something Evan Sayette said about Democrats around 911. They sound like the guy who jokes "I hate my wife" but you know really loves his wife. Until you see his wife mugged on the street, and you ask "Aren't you going to do anything?" and the guy answers back "The bitch deserves it". Then you realize that he was never joking about hating his wife.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2019 05:17 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: The Totally Fit RBG at May 06, 2019 05:18 PM (vDqXW)
Oh hey so Krystna or however you spell it, you know, Senatrix Hooker Booters from AZ, was pretty much the only Democrat to put out something supporting Israel wholeheartedly yesterday.
She's done a couple of other things that have flown in the face of the Dems since she's been elected and I wonder if she'll turn out to be the new Maverick from AZ but this time for the Dems. Too soon to tell but so far she appears to give no fucks and does what she wants.
Also hooker boots.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (mf5HN)
Yes. This.
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2019 05:19 PM (xjiRE)
Not like Michelle's $3000 golden fish scale ones?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 04:54 PM (gIEG2)
Kyrsten Sinema would look a hell of a lot better than Michelle in those.
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2019 05:23 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: vivi at May 06, 2019 05:26 PM (11H2y)
That's a given.
(We have too much liberty, freedom, God and guns)
Why would American leftists be any different?
American Leftists ideology is Leftism not Americanism.
Posted by: doesky2 at May 06, 2019 05:29 PM (7GvGz)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 06, 2019 04:58 PM (Q/DRz)
THANK YOU!
Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 05:15 PM (ysOGz)
To believe that RBG is not on the bench or dead means that not just all the justices, their staff, and the entire SC staff all the way down to the janitors is in on hiding this. Not to mention the hundreds of lawyers who are currently presenting cases and legal arguments before the court. All have remained silent .
Only a nutjob conspiracy theorist left of the 911 fire can't melt steel crowd would believe the above is possible.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 06, 2019 05:31 PM (YFnem)
clearly, it's the "Again" that triggers them.
Posted by: exdemocrat at May 06, 2019 05:36 PM (GmndG)
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Uhm no you fucking imbecile. I've never had an interview with a federal agent to buy a car or get a passport.
Posted by: Florida Man at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (4IZry)
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