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Hillary Clinton: Election Was "Stolen" From Me

This is dangerous talk for America, and I don't even care any longer that it's dangerous.

Court the danger, Hillary. Secede into your own country where you can win the presidency.

I want done with these people.

The 2016 Democratic presidential nominee spoke with her husband at
"An Evening With The Clintons" event.

"You can run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you," she said, according to CNN.

Say, speaking of becoming a nominee -- didn't Obama steal that from you in 2008?

This is funny:

Tickets for the Saturday night event sold for as low as $2 and tickets for a final show Sunday night in Las Vegas are selling for as low as $15, according to Hot Air. Organizers for the series slashed ticket prices for a Friday night showing in Seattle almost 54 percent from the starting price of $1,785.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:59 PM




Comments

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1 Yea!

Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2019 02:00 PM (fG1QA)

2 Idiot.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 02:00 PM (XROPS)

3 I was told that someone wouldn't accept the result of the 2016 election. They were right!

Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2019 02:00 PM (5tb4C)

4 But they got the person wrong.

Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2019 02:01 PM (5tb4C)

5 They couldn't pay me enough to attend one of their whine fests

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 02:01 PM (O2RFr)

6 Some stooopid Seattlites paid $800 to listen to this crap?

Her spew is not worth $2.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 02:01 PM (XROPS)

7 The grift is strong with the Clintons.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 06, 2019 02:01 PM (IxDhF)

8 Please let this mean she's going to run in 2020. Please, please, please...

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 06, 2019 02:02 PM (S48ez)

9 The D's spent two years (2015-2016) rubbing her upcoming ascension in our collective face. It was just as bad as it sounds. Fuck them all with rusty razors.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 02:02 PM (B+Llw)

10 Ticket prices falling fast like that, they won't make enough money to eat at one of the all-you-can-eat buffets down at the old strip.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2019 02:02 PM (jxbfJ)

11 I would buy the ticket just to walk up to Hillary and Bill, then wiggle my tongue violently through my fore and middle finger. lalalalalalalalala.

Go have another scotch, you old coot. And Bill, don't you have a maid to bang or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 02:03 PM (VpIIl)

12 My Precioussssss!


Give it baaaaaaaack!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, not tarred at ahl at May 06, 2019 02:03 PM (vcOmj)

13 No doubt she's going to take a stab at a 2020 run, literally. Expect to see dirt coming up on the dem front-runners after she picks off the stragglers. You know, practice shots.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 06, 2019 02:04 PM (sLicW)

14 Felonia's pain makes me happy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:04 PM (+/7JY)

15 If I want to see a bitter, old day-drinking drunk and cheating man-whore, I can go down to the local tavern for free.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

16 Between Creepy Joe and Hillz the Dems best have a team of doctors on standby.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2019 02:04 PM (JgA4k)

17 I'd pay $2 to yell this at BJ: "Thanks for destroying my career with NAFTA!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:04 PM (HaL55)

18 Her moment was 2008. THAT was the year she could have easily won. The real crime against Hillary happened when the DNC and the "super-delegates" decided to illegal switch allegiance to Obama AFTER they had pledged to her. That time, the nomination was indeed "stolen" from her -- by her own party. If she had gotten the nomination in 2008, he might indeed have easily won.

But by 2016, she was too old, too brain-addled, too forgotten, too bitter, and had fallen too much into alcoholism to be relevant, and had no chance to win.

She should be angry at Obama, not Trump.

Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2019 02:05 PM (5tb4C)

19 It takes a heart of stone not to laugh like a hyena at these two has-been grifters.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 06, 2019 02:05 PM (wCmLp)

20 PUPPET SHOW


and



The Clintons

Posted by: mikeyG at May 06, 2019 02:05 PM (BLjCA)

21 I hear there's currently an opening in Venezuela.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 06, 2019 02:05 PM (pDU3G)

22
$800 to hear the Clintons? I think that's a little low, but negotiable.

Oh, wait. That's what I'd have to pay?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 02:05 PM (BWL+E)

23 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:05 PM (gPTe0)

24 It's always projection with these people. Look for the Democrats to attempt a Big Steal in the 2020 election, where there'll be a concerted attempt to tamper with ballots at all key electoral states.

Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (1JpTT)

25 Whenever I get depressed in life I watch Election 2016 coverage compilations, never fails to cheer me up knowing this witch will never be POTUS

Posted by: Unassuming Hedonist at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (7Sht4)

26 Do they bring Chelsea up to flash the crowd for the two bucks?

Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (fG1QA)

27
"Turn those machines back on!" - Mortimer Clinton

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (BWL+E)

28

What's funny is the Democrat nomination was STOLEN from Crazy Bernie.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (USlTa)

29 Sucker born every minute. In fact, Bill counts on it!

Posted by: Pantsuit Barnum at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (1sNHT)

30 I can't believe she will try running again. She could not win the nomination this time around.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (J70i0)

31 In fact, if I give it about 15 minutes, the bitter, old, day-drinking lush in my local tavern will also tell me she could have been president too. And surprisingly, it was stolen from her.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (VpIIl)

32 She can FOAD. Still wearing the Mao jackets to cover the exoskeleton, I see.

Posted by: annem at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (bM37c)

33 These talentless, clueless, clumsy, boring, criminal grifters are a stain on all of American history (even apart from the damage they've done).


Among the atrocities they (and their brethren in the racist-authoritarian-larceny complex who are still active in politix) have to account for is the destruction of satire and parody. These people are so cringingly ridiculous and vile, they can't be parodied.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (QDnY+)

34 20 PUPPET SHOW

and

The Clintons


Their audience is becoming more...select.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:07 PM (+/7JY)

35 Her moment was 2008. THAT was the year she could have easily won. The real crime against Hillary happened when the DNC and the "super-delegates" decided to illegal switch allegiance to Obama AFTER they had pledged to her. That time, the nomination was indeed "stolen" from her -- by her own party. If she had gotten the nomination in 2008, he might indeed have easily won.

But by 2016, she was too old, too brain-addled, too forgotten, too bitter, and had fallen too much into alcoholism to be relevant, and had no chance to win.

She should be angry at Obama, not Trump.
Posted by: zombie



This. Totally. 2008 was hers for the taking. Mitt would have rolled over like McCain.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:07 PM (gPTe0)

36 Ya know, Napoleon could have gone on speaking tours after Waterloo if they hadn't shipped him off the St. Helena.

He could have told his loyal followers how Waterloo was stolen from him by the Prussians showing up on the right flank when they were clearly defeated 2 days before.

Maybe blamed the British for sucking in his left flank around Hougoumont or blamed Ney for frittering away his cavalry charging British infantry squares.
Or blame the Imperial Guard for breaking and completely demoralizing his army.

It would have been better though if he'd been a complete frigging looney like Hillary and ranted and raved a lot while he said it.

I think there's still room on St. Helena for Hillary.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:07 PM (37IEG)

37 Anyone else see the talk about feelers going out to Democrats about a Hillary 2020 campaign?

https://tinyurl.com/y25dl5cn

She's going to jump in.

I swear it will happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:07 PM (9cans)

38 She's going to run (stagger) again. Count on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

39
This is as funny as Tonya Harding trying to resuscitate her career. Except Tonya had more class than the Clintons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 02:07 PM (BWL+E)

40
Well you stole the nomination from Bernie.


So... LOL... get fucked.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

41 Complaining 3 years after the event that an election was stolen from you is about as credible as complaining 20 years after the event that you were raped. ROFL!

Posted by: jdgalt at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (3SFo/)

42 30 I can't believe she will try running again. She could not win the nomination this time around.
Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (J70i0)

===========

Who will the financial backers go for this time?

Biden? Clinton? Bernie? Buttigieg? Kamala?

I bet the backroom meetings are interesting this cycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (9cans)

43 28

What's funny is the Democrat nomination was STOLEN from Crazy Bernie.

And the Deep State was probably spying on Breadline Bernie's campaign as well. I feel it in my bones that they would have been.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (+/7JY)

44 They're both fookin' power hungry and power mad anti-American Progressive control freaks whom I hate with the white-hot heat of a million suns.

Fuck them both.

War.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (HaL55)

45
Wait...

People are willing to spend $2 to hear a disgraced criminal and loser whine about her problems?

Weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (AzW6q)

46 Hillary's gravestone will read. "I Could Have Been President, But I was Robbed". In small print, "Fuck You, Bill".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

47 The clown car is filling up fast. And I've heard NYC's commie mayor may announce this week.

This is fun!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

48 Nominate her again.

There again, I would die from laughter next November.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (Boy/L)

49
"You can run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you," she said, according to CNN.







Limiting your campaign rallies to once every twelve weeks is the time proven best campaign strategy

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (TAmPV)

50 That time, the nomination was indeed "stolen" from her -- by her own party. If she had gotten the nomination in 2008, he might indeed have easily won.

But by 2016, she was too old, too brain-addled, too forgotten, too bitter, and had fallen too much into alcoholism to be relevant, and had no chance to win.

She should be angry at Obama, not Trump.
Posted by: zombie


I have a clue for you. I think she hates just about everyone. And a lot of people are frankly afraid of her, but remain sycophants out of fear of Arkancide.

Vince Foster was allegedly her friend, and she ridiculed him and drove him to suicide.

Christopher Hill, the late ambassador to Libya was also supposed to be her "friend", and she let him die over there.

And yet she says the Mueller Report clearly shows that the Russians helped Trump. (facepalm)

Hillary "Cersei Lannister" Clinton.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (vcOmj)

51 40
Well you stole the nomination from Bernie.


So... LOL... get fucked.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2019 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

===========

My pie in the sky desire for 2020:

Clinton gets in late, somehow gets the nomination, and Bernie is second again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (9cans)

52 And you stole it from Crazy Bernie, you drunken robot whore.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (vmRc0)

53 I don't know what unifies us any longer, we have one party that does not respect election results and in fact seeks new and exotic ways to prevent their opposition from ever being able to win an election.


And we seem to be unable to make them stop their descent into utter madness.


Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (3SsR7)

54 Based on that sex tape, Tonya Harding could certainly have a career in at least one field.

My goodness, that lassie was..."enthusiastic" is the word I'd use.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (+/7JY)

55 The 2016 Democratic presidential nominee spoke with her husband at
"An Evening With The Clintons" event.


It's funny that them talking to one another is "An Event".

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (CDGwz)

56 Maybe if they give a free bag of Cheetos, they can raise the ticket price a buck?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

57 "You can run the best campaign"
_____

That's the best line of all.

There really is no point in staying one country anymore.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (VaN/j)

58 17
I'd pay $2 to yell this at BJ: "Thanks for destroying my career with NAFTA!"


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:04 PM (HaL55)


For $2 I would go and laugh out loud every time she had a conniption like that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (ymnmz)

59 So, THAT'S why she didn't campaign in certain midwestern states. They stole the idea right out of her noggin.


The real news is that the same people implanted the brilliant idea that, as a Democrat, she should do lotsa campaignin' in California.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (eXZrW)

60 The biggest and most egregious example of institutionalized anti-democracy corruption in the USA is the practice of "super-delegates" used by the Democratic Party. It's basically a cadre of elite, well-connected party apparatchiks who can vote for whichever candidate they want, totally regardless of the popular vote or what the public prefers. And there are enough of these super-delagates to determine the party nominee in any presidential election. Therefore, the entire primary process for the Democratic Party is a total fraud, a hoax to trick the little people into thinking their opinion matters. In reality, it's all decided in backroom deals. Exactly the way the transitions of power are arranged in dictatorships and third-world banana republics.

Why this isn't a major scandal and a huge point of anger among Democratic voters I'll never understand. Their own leaders mock and despise them, and ignore the vote.

Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (5tb4C)

61 Not every day you get a chance to hear a former President of the United States speak on the same stage with a former Secretary of State.

I'd pay to see that. Still a bit pricey for me, though. I might go as high as two bits.

Posted by: Brian at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (QRNQ9)

62 "...the best campaign..."

Felonia is truly delusional.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (+/7JY)

63 Why would you pay to listen to this woman bitch and moan?

That's literally all this is.

Pay to listen to me tell you how smart I am and how bad people stole the election from me because I'm not actually that smart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (pUDQf)

64 Hillary "Cersei Lannister" Clinton

Cersei has more redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (Boy/L)

65 57
"You can run the best campaign"

_____



That's the best line of all.



There really is no point in staying one country anymore.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (VaN/j)


Ummm yeah, facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (ymnmz)

66 My pie in the sky desire for 2020:

Clinton gets in late, somehow gets the nomination, and Bernie is second again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (9cans)


And Trump wins in an overwhelming landslide. It will be bigly and luxurious!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

67 How can you have societal unity when half of that society is dedicated to breaking it down and 'fundamentally reforming' it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (MkTMW)

68 13 No doubt she's going to take a stab at a 2020 run, literally. Expect to see dirt coming up on the dem front-runners after she picks off the stragglers. You know, practice shots.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 06, 2019 02:04 PM (sLicW)

_____


I wouldn't be surprised if they already have it scripted for a contested Convention where the players pretend to beg Hillary to ride in and save the day on her broomstick.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (ciT/0)

69 World War II was stolen from me!

Posted by: Adolph Hillary Hitler at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (+y/Ru)

70 An evening with the Clinton's, featuring a special guest appearance by Barney.

There, that should get them up to about $6.00 a ticket.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (VpIIl)

71 Fuck these people !

WAR !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (isI7q)

72 I know..Lets run Joe! If Hillary was not young and hip enough, Joe certainly will be!!!

-DNC

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (wGbBR)

73 Hills is so removed from the reality of her circumstance. That, and her alcoholism and mystery disease conspire to make her a beaten, old boor of a shrew.

Posted by: 13times at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (d+fSc)

74
You had the support of every bollard in the country and you still lost.

Look in the mirror and behold someone who sucks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (pNxlR)

75 The Democrats are shedding what little self-discipline they had remaining and are going to follow their haggard queen into one more grand debacle. The Mueller Report coming up empty has really set them over the edge. I did not appreciate how much they were invested in Mueller coming to save them from Trump. When there was no collusion and no obstruction, and then Barr dismantled the Senate Democrats they totally lost it. Everything else has been acting out the mental breakdown.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (hLRSq)

76 24 It's always projection with these people. Look for the Democrats to attempt a Big Steal in the 2020 election, where there'll be a concerted attempt to tamper with ballots at all key electoral states.
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (1JpTT)
_______

Well, why wouldn't they? It's not as if the Republicans are likely to stop them.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (VaN/j)

77 $1 or a pair of Depends at the door

Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (nFwvY)

78 The Clinton's price for tickets still sounds about $2 too much to hear a fat, leaking grifter that can't stay vertical for more than 12 steps.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (pw+jk)

79 And you need to steal it back, Hillary.

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

80 63
Why would you pay to listen to this woman bitch and moan?



That's literally all this is.



Pay to listen to me tell you how smart I am and how bad people stole the election from me because I'm not actually that smart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (pUDQf)


Maybe there is a chance she falls off the couch they plump her into. have you seen it. Super high sides and back. No chance of her rolling one way or the other.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (ymnmz)

81 66 My pie in the sky desire for 2020:

Clinton gets in late, somehow gets the nomination, and Bernie is second again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (9cans)

And Trump wins in an overwhelming landslide. It will be bigly and luxurious!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

===========

Just my part would actually split the party.

I can imagine Bernie bots voting for a Democratic nominee after Bernie loses, but not to Hillary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (9cans)

82 World War II was stolen from me!
Posted by: Adolph Hillary Hitler at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (+y/Ru)

----

Gets my early vote for threadwinner!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

83
Lulz: I imagine the hottest position right now is to be Biden's running mate -- because chances are Biden will be dead within a year or two.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (USlTa)

84 Though odds are against it happening - "lock her up!".


Actually maybe one of the scandals - U-1, pay-for-play - still might pose some peril for her. But her massive, still unbelievable, totally unpunished Espionage Act crime wave probably has been cemented as a stain on the DOJ and FBI by the IG's report ("defensible investigative judgements" !!!!).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (QDnY+)

85 She should be angry at Obama, not Trump.

Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2019 02:05 PM (5tb4C)


No doubt she is.

I wonder what she had in store for him when she won.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (w/wKz)

86 I got to see John Mayall for $2 in '72....how much would that be today?

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (ykq7q)

87 This is the government official who had the government frame a private citizen whose only "crime" was being the opposition candidate, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (07se2)

88 Felonia Von Pantsuit:
WILL YOU PLEASE GO NOW!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (XKZwp)

89 "53
I don't know what unifies us any longer, we have one party that does not
respect election results and in fact seeks new and exotic ways to
prevent their opposition from ever being able to win an election.





And we seem to be unable to make them stop their descent into utter madness.







Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 02:09 PM (3SsR7)"
Nothing unifies us. This is all deck-chair reorganization on the Titanic. The question is who is going to be occupying the lifeboats when the time comes.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 06, 2019 02:12 PM (eAshZ)

90
The only way I see Hillary getting in is if:

1.) We get into the swing of the campaign and it becomes probable that no candidate can win a majority on the first ballot; and,

2.) She still has enough pull with the superdelegates to pull off a coup on the second one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (AzW6q)

91 "You can run the best campaign"

_____



That's the best line of all.



There really is no point in staying one country anymore.



Ummm yeah, facts not in evidence.

...

Bob Dole says Bob Dole ran the best campaign.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (yL25O)

92 *looks up Hillary tickets at Ticket Master*

damn! no chicago events?????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (so+oy)

93
She's going to run (stagger) again. Count on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I cringe every time I hear someone say "Hillary will never be POTUS." It's as if they are summoning a demon!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (aKsyK)

94 And CNN is running stories right now about what will happen if Trump refuses to concede his loss in 2020...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (O2RFr)

95 I bet she smells really bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (/tuJf)

96 Be funny if that kid from UHF showed up asking Hillary for his two dollars.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (gIEG2)

97 "Based on that sex tape, Tonya Harding could certainly have a career in at least one field.
My goodness, that lassie was..."enthusiastic" is the word I'd use."


I once dated a girl that thought sex was an Olympic event, not as enjoyable or erotic as it would seem.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (4thlk)

98 I want done with these people.

..

+1000

Posted by: HA at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (MAstk)

99 I'll bet she's a mean grandma, too. "Chelsea, I don't have time to spend with your brats!!!!!! I'm not a fucking nanny!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

100 Free autographs from Hillary if you bring a bottle of bourbon.

If you wear a low cut dress, Bill will sign your cleavage.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

101 Her sobriety, bowel continence and heterosexuality were also stolen from her.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (xth7t)

102 Clap if you want china to have the IRS!!!



Clap if you want China to hack the NSA!

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (ymnmz)

103
She's going to jump in.



I swear it will happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:07 PM (9cans)
Course she is - she's just waiting for the clowncar wreck against the center pole of the Democrat Big Top circus. They'll be in the pre-planned disarray because of all the flaming idiot candidates and Hillary will, regretfully you understand, and for the Good of The Country (tm), throw her hat back in the ring.
All the same World Leaders that have Joe on speed dial will call her and beg her to run again, and so, with a weary sigh, she will return in our hour of need, sorta like Cato the Elder, she will return to save the Hope of the Free World (tm).

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (37IEG)

104 The evil Russians stopped her from campaigning in Wisconsin.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (JKNZq)

105

You mean Better Off Dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (USlTa)

106 let them talk, let The FAB talk, let them impeach

KEEP DIGGING BABY DIG

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (bim/x)

107 Democrats: "Trump won't step down if he loses in 2020!!!!"

Also Democrats: "Hillary and Stacy Abrams actually won!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)

108 I bet she smells really bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (/tuJf)

----

Its not *her* that smells bad.


Its the icky stuff in and on her that smells bad.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

109 >>And Trump wins in an overwhelming landslide. It will be bigly and luxurious! Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

The Trump tweet would be succulent.

"Schlonged...AGAIN! Three times. Her candidacy is like hitting yourself in the head with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop. Some people are just too fucking dumb to quit."

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)

110 She's going to jump in.

You mean fall in?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (O2RFr)

111 If you wear a low cut dress, Bill will sign your cleavage.

Nah he will leer and drool, about all he is capable of nowadays.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (gIEG2)

112
How can we miss you when you won't go away?

Posted by: Hot Lick at May 06, 2019 02:14 PM (Am8Sm)

113 I doubt the FAB will run. She has NO support. And no money anymore

But let her talk. She is GOLD for out side. Give her a bigger microphone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (bim/x)

114 Hilary's signal accomplishment was the resumption of African slave trade in Libya.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (m/Gc2)

115 For f*cks sake. It's like these people WANT another civil war.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (h5hE3)

116 Course she is - she's just waiting for the clowncar wreck against the center pole of the Democrat Big Top circus.

If she runs, that will be the strategy: to damage everyone else so badly its a catastrophe then graciously at the last minute step in to be selected by the convention, so she doesn't have to campaign at all for half the election.

She hates campaigning. Hates it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)

117 For $2 I would go and laugh out loud every time she had a conniption like that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (ymnmz)


For $2 a seat, a conservative group should buy out one of her shows and when the lights go down, every audience member dons their MAGA hat.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (XROPS)

118 A night with Bill and Hill would be a perfect venue for a MoMe

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (d7Ww2)

119 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

120 I don't know what unifies us any longer, we have one party that does not
respect election results and in fact seeks new and exotic ways to
prevent their opposition from ever being able to win an election.

"It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

- David Plouffe, TFG fellator/anti-American Progressive on 6/13/16.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (HaL55)

121 When there was no collusion and no obstruction, and then Barr dismantled the Senate Democrats they totally lost it. Everything else has been acting out the mental breakdown.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (hLRSq)

...

It sucked having Jeff Sessions as AG, but boy has it made it all the sweeter to have Barr now.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (yL25O)

122 But, I thought it was unpatriotic to not accept the results of the election.

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

123 If she gets desperate enough, Bill is expendable. She'll play the "grieving former FLOTUS widow."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

124 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

125 Remember, refusing to accept the results of an election is evil! Unless you're Hillary. Then it's justice. Or gin. Probably gin.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (RD7QR)

126 It's amazing - she's been watching Abrams from Georgia, and thinking yeah! That's a good look for me!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)

127 103 Course she is - she's just waiting for the clowncar wreck against the center pole of the Democrat Big Top circus. They'll be in the pre-planned disarray because of all the flaming idiot candidates and Hillary will, regretfully you understand, and for the Good of The Country (tm), throw her hat back in the ring.
All the same World Leaders that have Joe on speed dial will call her and beg her to run again, and so, with a weary sigh, she will return in our hour of need, sorta like Cato the Elder, she will return to save the Hope of the Free World (tm).
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (37IEG)

=========

You put it well.

The only danger for this plan is if either Biden or someone else breaks out well enough.

Biden's surge is early and could mean nothing.

But I mean it, if there is one candidate who gets the right amount of attention and explicitly appeals to the centrist elements of the party (which are at least a plurality of the actual Democratic electorate but not the Twitter crowd), then they will have the nomination clearly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (9cans)

128 Smartest Woman in America

duped by Bill
duped by Bush
duped by Obama
duped by Trump

Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

129 The amount of wholesale election fraud that will happen across this country from the primaries to the general will surpass anything in history.

Stacy M1A1 was just the beginning.

No concessions, lots of Hawaiian judges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (pUDQf)

130 Who will the financial backers go for this time?

Biden? Clinton? Bernie? Buttigieg? Kamala?


If they want their money laundered properly, you better believe they're going with Clinton. That Foundation is such a juicy target and I hope she plumps it up with another run.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (jyVW0)

131 This bitch makes Cersei Lannister look sane, not power-hungry, and unselfish.

Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (nRWPy)

132 "We'd like to thank both President Trump and Mrs. Clinton for participating in the debate. To close, we'll ask Mrs. Clinton this final question:

If you lose this second election to Mr. Trump and your husband laughs at you, will you finally leave him?"

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

133 A night with Bill and Hill would be a perfect venue for a MoMe

Except we couldn't bring our firearms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (gIEG2)

134 If you LET YOURSELF be recorded whining "WHY, YOU MAY ASK, AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD BY NOW???" ...

...You did NOT run the best campaign.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (vmRc0)

135 Get this, also in the article:

"The Mueller report could not be clearer, the Russians interfered in our election and Trump obstructed justice," she said.

Someone get gam gam away from the microphones. She's begun living in her own little dream world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

136 Delusional,power hungry bitch.

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (AjVAj)

137 A night with Bill and Hill would be a perfect venue for a MoMe

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (d7Ww2)


Omg. I hope someone not in attendance would raise bail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

138 Hillz and BJ need an opening act to put meat in the seats. Charlie Manson, bin Laden and Ted Bundy are all dead so I don't know who.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

139 Fifty-four per cent discount from $1785 is, uh, is . . .

Still too damn much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (elsTe)

140

Does Bubba have air deodorizer on his rider to deal with her foul cabbage-like stench? Maybe they need her to be encased in an iron lung before the show to keep the stench molecules from contaminating the venue.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (7wsmM)

141 One thing I regret from 2016. About a week or so before the election, one of the lib sites ran a story about the deep love America feels for Hillary Clinton. And I didn't bookmark it.

It would have been fun to reread it.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (VaN/j)

142 Complaining 3 years after the event that an election was stolen from you is about as credible as....

blaming a 13 year old girl for being responsible for being raped.

Posted by: Hear her liver roar! at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (nEOLy)

143 128 Smartest Woman in America

duped by Bill
duped by Bush
duped by Obama
duped by Trump
Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

Don't forget ol' Webb Hubbell!

Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (vmRc0)

144 IIRC the first Bill/Hillary Show in the US was supposed to happen at the Smart Center in Sugar Land, TX. It was cancelled the day of the show they claim because GHW Bush died and they needed to plan to attend his funeral.

It had already been announced $90 tickets were going for $6. As far as I know it was never rescheduled. Anybody know otherwise?

Posted by: DanMan at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (XTiHL)

145
Clinton gets in late, somehow gets the nomination, and Bernie is second again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts


(*trembles*) - Zombie William Jennings Bryan

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (BWL+E)

146 127 103 Course she is - she's just waiting for the clowncar wreck against the center pole of the Democrat Big Top circus. They'll be in the pre-planned disarray because of all the flaming idiot candidates and Hillary will, regretfully you understand, and for the Good of The Country (tm), throw her hat back in the ring.
All the same World Leaders that have Joe on speed dial will call her and beg her to run again, and so, with a weary sigh, she will return in our hour of need, sorta like Cato the Elder, she will return to save the Hope of the Free World (tm).
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (37IEG)

=========

You put it well.

The only danger for this plan is if either Biden or someone else breaks out well enough.

Biden's surge is early and could mean nothing.

But I mean it, if there is one candidate who gets the right amount of attention and explicitly appeals to the centrist elements of the party (which are at least a plurality of the actual Democratic electorate but not the Twitter crowd), then they will have the nomination clearly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (9cans)


Didn't our side try that with Mittens?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (pUDQf)

147 There she goes, bitterly clinging to her rums and revision.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (Z4rgH)

148 If Hillary gets in the race, can you imagine what the other woman candidates will say about her?

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (9VeU0)

149 Face it, Hillary: you're a loser, and no one likes you.

THAT'S why you lost. Even the people who voted for you aren't crazy about you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

150 Note, Hillary is now ALWAYS shown seated, in a big comfy chair.

I don't think she CAN stand for long anymore.

Posted by: Don Q at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

151 Mark Young @MarkYoungTruth

WINNING: Trump's 100th Judicial Nominee Was Just Confirmed By The Senate

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (BqBId)

152 128
Smartest Woman in America



duped by Bill

duped by Bush

duped by Obama

duped by Trump

Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)


And a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Theorist.And an Alt Right Conspiracy Theorist.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (ymnmz)

153 And no money anymore


Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (bim/x)

I'd bet there's a chunk of that Clinton Foundation dough in a Swiss account.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (ykq7q)

154 oh yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no

Posted by: Jay in CDA at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (C6EDg)

155 Hi Insom!

smooches, sloppy, sweet and everywhere.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (d7Ww2)

156 146
Didn't our side try that with Mittens?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (pUDQf)

============

"I swear I'm a severe conservative"?

That guy?

The guy who ran in the primary as the most conservative of the conservatives?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (9cans)

157 "Ya know, Napoleon could have gone on speaking tours after Waterloo if they hadn't shipped him off the St. Helena.

He
could have told his loyal followers how Waterloo was stolen from him by
the Prussians showing up on the right flank when they were clearly
defeated 2 days before.

Maybe blamed the British for sucking in
his left flank around Hougoumont or blamed Ney for frittering away his
cavalry charging British infantry squares.
Or blame the Imperial Guard for breaking and completely demoralizing his army.

It
would have been better though if he'd been a complete frigging looney
like Hillary and ranted and raved a lot while he said it.

I think there's still room on St. Helena for Hillary."
Yeah, I didn't bitch after El Alamein, after that limey kicked my ass...

Posted by: E. Rommel at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (2nW6u)

158 Between Hillary and Tank Abrams, they are straight-up saying that any election they don't win is illegitimate.

I guess the Left has redefined the meaning of "democracy".

Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (xjiRE)

159 Wait, this was news like, before the Kentucky Derby. Which was, arguably, 'stolen' more surely than the 2016 election.

If 2016 had been 'stolen' Hillary would have melted.

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (8erNz)

160 Scankles election loss excuse number 4 million two-hundred thousand. The election was stolen from me.

Posted by: Vic at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (mpXpK)

161 keep dreamin hill. my POTUS defeated you...he's the winner, not you.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (5mXFv)

162 I don't think she CAN stand for long anymore.

The FDR strategy. Next she will start smoking...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (gIEG2)

163 95 I bet she smells really bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (/tuJf)
___

No. She can detect Chardonnay at 500 yards.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (VaN/j)

164 she will return in our hour of need, sorta like Cato the Elder, she will return to save the Hope of the Free World (tm).


Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:13 PM (37IEG)


And all of the energy and enthusiasm will leak out of the Democrat Party like water from a punctured thermos. Hillary is the ultimate wet blanket buzzkill.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (hLRSq)

165 If you wear a low cut dress, Bill will sign your cleavage.

Nah he will leer and drool, about all he is capable of nowadays.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I'm capable of going to Wisconsin and PA, which is more than could be said for some.....

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (nEOLy)

166 Democrats: "Trump won't step down if he loses in 2020!!!!"

Hillary showed us how to gracefully step down on that staircase in India.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (EYsyU)

167 Bring it on she-hag! If we're doing the national divorce then let's do it while my swords still sharp!

Posted by: Crusader Pikachu - Destroy the Heretics at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (8Tu2M)

168
Bloomberg "news" on its news scroll on the side of the screen had: Mayor Buttplug struggles to make inroads with blacks in the south.



If they bemoaned the black vote showing up enough in 2016, make Buttplug the 2020 nominee and really watch black turnout drop. And it won't just be in the south.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (OLCnA)

169 116
Course she is - she's just waiting for the clowncar wreck against the center pole of the Democrat Big Top circus.



If she runs, that will be the strategy: to damage everyone else so
badly its a catastrophe then graciously at the last minute step in to be
selected by the convention, so she doesn't have to campaign at all for
half the election.



She hates campaigning. Hates it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)
I'll go a step further - I think this Democrat clown car stampede of candidates is as engineered as the DNC Super-Delegates were.
These assholes know they're not viable. With the exception of the really rich ones, and the clueless ones, like Bernie, who really thought they could challenger her ascension to the throne. And she'll end up making deals with them to withdraw gracefully, even that rancid old socialist moron from Vermont.

It's all theater to make her look like the only candidate with enough voter allure to beat ORANGE MAN BAD.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (37IEG)

170 135 Get this, also in the article:

"The Mueller report could not be clearer, the Russians interfered in our election and Trump obstructed justice," she said.

Someone get gam gam away from the microphones. She's begun living in her own little dream world.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

No, she is just listening to CNN and MSNBC.

Its a Gaslighting scenario.

Posted by: Don Q at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

171 The entire legal, moral, legislative and governmental processes of the U.S. have been twisted to benefit this incompetent cunt and her pedophile rapist husband since 1992.

DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (yTo22)

172 "It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

- David Plouffe, TFG fellator/anti-American Progressive on 6/13/16

--

These people were actively trying to start a nuclear war with Russia because they lost an election.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (uTPtJ)

173 I thought Biden was the only one who puts out feelers??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (Dh1wo)

174 Your lawns have to go,for the planet!
Me:LOL get fucked

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/329791/

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (AjVAj)

175
Doge
@IntelDoge
Major explosion heard in Gaza, and reports of something happening in Ashkelon beach. Monitoring.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (BqBId)

176 160 Scankles election loss excuse number 4 million two-hundred thousand. The election was stolen from me.

Posted by: Vic at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (mpXpK)

...

She's deprived of the Russian collusion explanation, so now it's just the bald claim of having been robbed. The true believers know it's still a dog whistle for Russian collusion.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (yL25O)

177 Breadline Bernie

____

Heh. Would love for PDT to stick that label on xim this go-round. Brilliant ... and stolen.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (ciT/0)

178 If you LET YOURSELF be recorded whining "WHY, YOU MAY ASK, AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD BY NOW???" ...

-
I'm gonna go with because you're a corrupt, incompetent, sadistic, sociopath.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

179 Hilary is the Miss Havisham of American politics.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (m/Gc2)

180 So we know the Russians bought some facebook ads. In what other way did they "interfere?"

Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (nRWPy)

181 151 Mark Young @MarkYoungTruth

WINNING: Trump's 100th Judicial Nominee Was Just Confirmed By The Senate
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (BqBId)

==========

This is one source of deep fear on the Left.

They had relied on the courts for decades to force through changes they couldn't get through statute.

Now, with every successive judicial appointment, the reality of ever having that dominance again for the Left is slipping away.

I can imagine a situation where Trump loses in 2020, but from November to January, Cocaine Mitch uses his new 2 hour debate rule to get through dozens of lifetime appointments in Trump's final weeks as president.

The left will scream bloody murder about anti-democracy, but oh well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:21 PM (9cans)

182 Bloomberg "news" on its news scroll on the side of the screen had: Mayor Buttplug struggles to make inroads with blacks in the south.

---

Your two choices for a running mate:

A gay black man

A nagging black woman

Yeah, that'll work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:21 PM (uTPtJ)

183 Hillary is Banquo's ghost on American politics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:21 PM (gIEG2)

184 I think people misunderstand the point of "Lock Her Up". It's not in prison that she belongs, but a looney bin. Every time she opens her mouth she sounds one step closer to shitting on the streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2019 02:21 PM (VaN/j)

185 It's all theater to make her look like the only candidate with enough voter allure to beat ORANGE MAN BAD.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (37IEG)

...

You think she pops out of a cake at the Democrat convention?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2019 02:21 PM (yL25O)

186

These are all squirrels! from the left.

Economy is booming. No one can know.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 02:21 PM (vEIlU)

187 "These people, they don't believe the same set of rules apply to them that apply to everyone else," Bill Clinton said of the Trump administration.

That's. Rich.

Posted by: fly gal at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (8TdcF)

188
And all of the energy and enthusiasm will leak
out of the Democrat Party like water from a punctured thermos. Hillary
is the ultimate wet blanket buzzkill.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits
Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (hLRSq)
But it's never been about what the voters wanted, it's ALWAYS been about what Hillary wants. They know where too many of the skeletons are buried. Big Ears stole her moment in the sun, and it is no less her turn in 2020 than it was in 2016 - if you ask her.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (37IEG)

189 There is room on St Helena, but if the US Congress gets back the House the HBO appropriation might be cut.

We don't want to kill her, we just want her to be bored to death.

But it would be a solution to a problem, it's a use for those Zumwalt things to patrol the place and keep the Soros Navy from coming to rescue her.

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (8erNz)

190 9 The D's spent two years (2015-2016) rubbing her upcoming ascension in our collective face. It was just as bad as it sounds. Fuck them all with rusty razors.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 02:02 PM (B+Llw)

My favorite was the spooky Hillary-head emerging from the Lovecraftian aether with the words "Are You Ready for Hillary?" below. I always mentally appended "To Swallow Your Soul" to that. One of the creepier political moments I've seen in my 29 + (.94 * 29) years.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

191 Imagine the economy if the Russians weren't f*cking with us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (uTPtJ)

192 She hates campaigning. Hates it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019

*
*
. . .

Hard work, pretending to be human.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (elsTe)

193 179 Hilary is the Miss Havisham of American politics.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (m/Gc2)

==========

I liked Miss Havisham more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (9cans)

194 Someone needs to ask her at one of these things if she's ready for her close-up.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (yL25O)

195 174 Your lawns have to go,for the planet!
Me:LOL get fucked

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/329791/
Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (AjVAj)

My lawn is constantly turning CO2 into Oxygen, which is good for globul Warmering, isn't it?

Posted by: Don Q at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (NgKpN)

196 162 I don't think she CAN stand for long anymore.

The FDR strategy. Next she will start smoking...


Or marry her cousin.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (84QUd)

197
If they bemoaned the black vote showing up enough in 2016, make Buttplug the 2020 nominee and really watch black turnout drop. And it won't just be in the south.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2019 02:19 PM (OLCnA)


No straight black man or even one on the downlow is going to vote for buttplug.

Posted by: dagny at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (nRWPy)

198 Fifty-four per cent discount from $1785 is, uh, is . . .

Still too damn much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2019 02:17 PM (elsTe)


It's Seattle. I'm surprised they haven't named the Pacific after her yet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (Z4rgH)

199 she should go on a speaking tour with the abrams lady.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (5mXFv)

200

Tears are still flowing from Shrillary's loss.

Tears of sadness from the useful idiots.
Tears of joy from any fairly normal human being.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (vEIlU)

201 I thought Biden was the only one who puts out feelers??
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM


Some of us like to, ummmm, see them put out.

Posted by: Kurt E. at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (nIiI+)

202 The entrance of Hill and Bill at Trump's inaugural ceremony - that was a great memory, too.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (Kcf2u)

203 192 She hates campaigning. Hates it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019
*
*
. . .

Hard work, pretending to be human.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (elsTe)

...

Plus it interferes with her drinking schedule.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (yL25O)

204 155 Hi Insom!

smooches, sloppy, sweet and everywhere.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 02:18 PM (d7Ww2)

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (NWiLs)

205 A night with Bill and Hill would be a perfect venue for a MoMe
Posted by: nurse ratched



Would be the perfect title for a horro movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (gPTe0)

206
You think she pops out of a cake at the Democrat convention?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2019 02:21 PM (yL25O)
In the same way that chick from "The Shining" steps out of the tub and turns into a baggy old hag, yes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)

207 ICYMI, they're projecting their plans to steal the election "back" in 2020.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (B+Llw)

208 oh yeah:

I got a whole 45 seconds into that video before I started getting nauseous. What do I win?

I hope it's a pony.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:24 PM (HaL55)

209 She'd have won as The Widow Clinton.


The only reason she didn't have Bubbah killed is because she believed the bogus polling and thought she had it in the bag.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2019 02:24 PM (w/wKz)

210 The House on Haunted Hill with Bill

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:24 PM (gIEG2)

211 So stand outside of a venue and offer to buy tickets for $0.02, see if you get any takers.
Better keep the pennies in a sock, in case the crowd gets cranky.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 06, 2019 02:24 PM (e1mEI)

212 Hilary is the Miss Havisham of American politics.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (m/Gc2)

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I liked Miss Havisham more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:22 PM (9cans)


Miss Havisham had more self-awareness.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

213 Hillary. The worst president never.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 06, 2019 02:24 PM (vWMNq)

214 My favorite was the spooky Hillary-head emerging from the Lovecraftian aether with the words "Are You Ready for Hillary?" below.

--

I would love to see googly eye Hillary (ballons or interview, either one) superimposed in place of the regular head.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:24 PM (uTPtJ)

215 But by 2016, she was too old, too brain-addled, too forgotten, too bitter, and had fallen too much into alcoholism to be relevant, and had no chance to win.
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Oh really???

Posted by: Jeb, Marco and a Barely Used Red Carpet at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (B+Llw)

216 And there's absolutely no one who cares about Hillary as a person. Nobody.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (JgA4k)

217 @151

I used to be big into, "We just need more conservative justices," but we have seen that that is no panacea when a lowly district judge can issue a nation wide TRO and it takes months if not years for it to wind it's way through the legal sausage factory.

And how has the "more conservative SCOTUS" worked out for us?

I would say it's only marginally more conservative and the only way it would get more conservative is if RGB shuffles off, which it looks increasingly as if she's made a deal with Molach to live forever and even so, Kavenaugh looks to be a dud and Gorsuch has managed to piss me off with some of his rulings.


Face it, we only have Thomas and Alito as real conservatives, Gorsuch as sorta conservative and Roberts and Kav who are receptive to prog bullying, of which their voting record shows it.


The courts are not a route to saving the republic.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (3SsR7)

218 I can't see her running again. Why would the result be any different from 2016? In that election, a lot of voters held their noses and pushed the lever for Trump. But now Trump's got a pretty good track record, especially with the economy. And Hillary hasn't changed.

Posted by: Mike at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (swJ7s)

219 The one thing we can easily know, is that this will be the last hurrah for Chlamydia one way or the other.


If she runs and loses, she will be a vegetable by the next cycle, and if she runs and wins, Lord help us.... she will probably stroke out in office and go full RBG and never be seen til the end of her term.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (ymnmz)

220 24 It's always projection with these people. Look for the Democrats to attempt a Big Steal in the 2020 election, where there'll be a concerted attempt to tamper with ballots at all key electoral states.
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2019 02:06 PM (1JpTT)
_______

Well, why wouldn't they? It's not as if the Republicans are likely to stop them.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2019 02:11 PM (VaN/j)
************
With Nancy's latest comments regarding Trump contesting close races, Stacy Abrams saying she won and the Dem candidates pushing these narratives smells fishy. Something is up.

The Dems are the real ones guilty of voter fraud and stealing elections. It took over 2 weeks to find out who won in California.

Just think what it's going to be like in 2020.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (RBOtF)

221 Hi Insom!

smooches, sloppy, sweet and everywhere.....
Posted by: nurse ratched


Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
Posted by: Insomniac


You two kids.

Seriously. I think it's awesome you two found each other. (Doesn't mean I won't rib y'all)

Just know I'm always glad for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (gPTe0)

222 95 I bet she smells really bad.

Skidmarks, stale Werthers and whiskey breath.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (+/7JY)

223 >>212 Hilary is the Miss Havisham of American politics. Posted by: mr tmz at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (m/Gc2)

Hillary is the Fagin of politics.

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

224 "You can run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you," she said, according to CNN.

How would she know? Was she speaking theoretically?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

225 Man, I thought Jeb Bush was pathetic.


This whole whiny sore-loser roadshow is really embarrassing. I hope she keeps it up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (pUDQf)

226 Sweet jeebus.

My husband's crazy lib siblings have me on an email thread where they're demanding to see the entire unredacted Mueller report because it will PROVE that Trump is a Russian agent and traitor or something.

Kill. Me. Now. I don't ever, ever reply to their crazy and get involved. My husband's smarter than the entire lot and their hell spawn. I'll let him calmly take them on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (ptqGC)

227 195
174 Your lawns have to go,for the planet!

Me:LOL get fucked



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/329791/

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (AjVAj)


Did this moronic dick bag tell us what other crop we could plant?
Has he figured out the mechanics for tending it, harvesting it?

Or is he just as stupid as this tweet shows he is.

That wasn't a question.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (37IEG)

228 I think the entire Democratic campaign is a hoax -- not even backroom deals. George Soros decides who wins, and once he turns Texas blue -- we're toast.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (ciT/0)

229 217
And how has the "more conservative SCOTUS" worked out for us?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (3SsR7)

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I find it weird that people have written off SCOTUS after Trump's two picks because of a handful of cases that were all really narrow in effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (9cans)

230 >>222 95 I bet she smells really bad.

Like a tainted milk.

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)

231 Doge
@IntelDoge
Major explosion heard in Gaza, and reports of something happening in Ashkelon beach. Monitoring.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:20 PM (BqBId)

Initial explosion was Hamas testing rocket, resulted in 4 injuries. Then Israeli navy opened fire towards Gaza,no injuries 1241am

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (bim/x)

232 I bet she smells really bad.

Skidmarks, stale Werthers and whiskey breath.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (gPTe0)

233 Jane D'oh email them back saying the code phrase to unlock everything is "East Wind Rain."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (gIEG2)

234 We won't know that she is running for sure until we see giant black neurologist with the syringe following her around again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (B9BVe)

235 "But it's never been about what the voters wanted, it's ALWAYS been about what Hillary wants."

And she cannot hide that. However, other than bitter feminists that will finally get their female president who hates men as much as they do, what other base enthusiasm is there?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

236 Yep.

Remember how you felt 9/11?

Now honestly ask yourself: if it wasn't in your backyard, no one you knew was killed or injured, AND you weren't plunged into poverty (almost impossible, but just for the hypothetical), would you feel the same way today?

That took a Herculean effort, left-wingers.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (U96ww)

237 Old Hotness: Unredacted memos EXPOSE SOURCES AND METHODS ZOMG!!!!!1!

New Hotness: Um, yeah, that was the Nunes Memo which is different because reasons.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (+/7JY)

238 Your lawns have to go,for the planet!

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Wait, they want us to culturally appropriate the lawns of sh*thole Section 8 areas?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (uTPtJ)

239 The left needs a new narrative to focus on to distract from Barr when he starts throwing them in prison.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (BJKQV)

240 Irrelevant? Depends.

Hillary 2020!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (pUDQf)

241 You think she pops out of a cake at the Democrat convention?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2019 02:21 PM


There was a lack of enthusiasm to consider the idea of her twirling tassels as a means of boosting ticket prices this morning on one of the threads.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (nIiI+)

242

Speaking of rode hard and put away wet...

Nancy is looking like her comic book picture here:

https://www.sfgate.com/opinion/article/Did-Nancy-Pelosi-just-jump-the-shark-13819531.php

Posted by: imp at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (w+Z9D)

243 Maybe Hillary! can re-re-re-re-re-invent herself. Next "Meet The People Tour", she and Huma can dress in camouflage, wander a secluded national park, and hide behind tree trunks. Or maybe that's too similar to her last attempt when they sneaked around inconspicuously to roadside venues to order a snack behind dark sunglasses and an entourage of SS.

If only she wasn't so wonderful, she'd win everything every time. It's the jealousy you see. Well, that and the criminality.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (6eEQ+)

244 With Nancy's latest comments regarding Trump contesting close races,
Stacy Abrams saying she won and the Dem candidates pushing these
narratives smells fishy. Something is up.


Are there any Pubbies in Georgia who've told her no, she didn't win and she can STFU now?

If not, can I do it? Pretty please?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (HaL55)

245 239 The left needs a new narrative to focus on to distract from Barr when he starts throwing them in prison.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (BJKQV)

==========

"He's only throwing us in prison because we threatened to and tried to overthrow the duly elected president of the US! He's biased against us!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (9cans)

246 >>229 217 And how has the "more conservative SCOTUS" worked out for us? Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (3SsR7)

Far, far better than the alternative might've been.

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (Bdeb0)

247 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (9cans)

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I've never gotten too excited about court picks. Most conservatives rapidly become liberal once they've grabbed the brass ring and can finally quit pretending. When it doesn't happen, I'm happy, but the majority of the time, the tyrant rips off the mask within a few years of being confirmed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (AzW6q)

248 Hillary is the Fagin of politics.

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)


Fagin had natural talent; Hillary doesn't.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (hLRSq)

249 "You can run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you still bloody well forget to campaign in Wisconsin ," she said, according to CNN.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

250
Jane D'oh email them back saying the code phrase to unlock everything is "East Wind Rain."


Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:27 PM (gIEG2)


I'd prefer to go with "LOL get fucked!" That's why I have to stay out of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

251 I can't wait to see what bombshells Trumpy has up his sleeve. We won't learn them until at least late summer next year but they are gonna be good. The man knows how to win.

Posted by: Jeb, Marco and a Barely Used Red Carpet at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (B+Llw)

252 She really wants to be locked up, huh?

Trump was willing to let it go after he was elected. Not that that would have pleased me, but one can understand how he might have wanted to call a ceasefire in order to focus on his agenda. But no.

Thank you, Hillary, for making your destruction much more likely, and much more enjoyable.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (W+vEI)

253 So the whole purpose of meddling and interfering with the presidential election and put Trump in charge was to get the U.S. economy roaring back to life. Then I say, way to go Russia.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (Kcf2u)

254 It was stolen from her though. She was 50 points ahead.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (B+Llw)

255 You can win your party's nomination but still lose the general election! Who knew?

Deep thoughts from RoboCow

Posted by: espanostifer at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (7KVRT)

256

Agree or Disagree?

President Trump MUST tweet the vid of the young muslim nazis chanting "cut off their heads."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (USlTa)

257 *pauses*

Jane, do you grok what I am alluding to? What I am comparing them to?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (gIEG2)

258 Bunch of ingrates. Why can't y'all be happy with your tax cuts that will expire and your... uh... Well, your tax cuts that will expire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (uTPtJ)

259 My husband's crazy lib siblings have me on an email thread where they're demanding to see the entire unredacted Mueller report because it will PROVE that Trump is a Russian agent and traitor or something.



It is pretty naive to imagine that the Democrats haven't already been leaked the report in it's entirety by one of the 16 exclusively Democratic partisans that wrote it.

If there was something there, it would be in the Times.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (B9BVe)

260 She's half Lady Macbeth and half Norma Desmond.

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (vP0jg)

261 There is simply no way we as a nation recover from the toxic rhetoric this bitch and her sycophantic bootlickers in and out of the media have subjected us to since that fateful night in early November 2016.

War, it's inevitable. Best get prepared, I'm too old, out-of-shape and fat to survive now.

Posted by: DocJ at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (NYS7S)

262 With Nancy's latest comments regarding Trump contesting close races,

Stacy Abrams saying she won and the Dem candidates pushing these

narratives smells fishy. Something is up.

Are there any Pubbies in Georgia who've told her no, she didn't win and she can STFU now?
If not, can I do it? Pretty please?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (HaL55)
-------------------------

The prog Yankee editor of my paper was literally begging Tank to run again last week.


Is there any repellent that works on locusts?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (ptqGC)

263 It wasn't 'stolen' from you, Hillary. They turned on me as a personal insult.

Sheesh! Some people think the world revolves around them...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (1+J19)

264 Only ten per cent of the theatre seats were occupied when Hillzebubba showed up in Philly. Those bints couldn't even get the union brothers to paper the house.

Posted by: kallisto at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (xnN7n)

265 251 I can't wait to see what bombshells Trumpy has up his sleeve. We won't learn them until at least late summer next year but they are gonna be good. The man knows how to win.
Posted by: Jeb, Marco and a Barely Used Red Carpet at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (B+Llw)

============

I want something like this:

Biden is winning the early races.

Trump releases info that shows that Biden played a big part in the FISA abuse, and that he knew it was highly illegal.

His support collapses, but he's still won delegates.

Convention comes, and the delegates are split 15 different ways with no one close to a majority.

Convention floor fight for three weeks that ends with Hillary getting the nomination.

Bernie supporters bold the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (9cans)

266 Jane D'oh email them back saying the code phrase to unlock everything is "East Wind Rain."
Posted by: Anna Puma


The tits are not calm.
Climb Mount Niitaka.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (gPTe0)

267 @229

The SCOTUS has declined to take up about half a dozen 2nd amendment cases, even when they hand victories to Trump their decisions are so narrowly tailored as to be all but useless and on and on.


The courts will not save us, the only way to save the republic is to find an alternative to the GOP and pray to G-d for his grace.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (3SsR7)

268 And how has the "more conservative SCOTUS" worked out for us?

Well, but its a slow process. I don't want "conservative" justices in any case. I want wise, Constitutional, restrained judges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (39g3+)

269 She's half Lady Macbeth and half Norma Desmond.

There were no knife wounds on Vince Foster. But she is all washed up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (gIEG2)

270 IDF twatters is good, but I'd like more kill-shot video, please. Lots more.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (QDnY+)

271 Eric Holder would probably be on the SCOTUS if Felonia won. Or someone equally as odious.

Gorsuch and Kav may not be ideal, but they sure beat the alternatives. Man, did we ever dodge a bullet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (+/7JY)

272 Trump was willing to let it go after he was elected. Not that that would have pleased me, but one can understand how he might have wanted to call a ceasefire in order to focus on his agenda. But no.

---

Trump should announce he's opening an investigation into her claims and that the DOJ will see her, her records holding company, and the DNC shortly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (uTPtJ)

273 If there was something there, it would be in the Times.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (B9BVe)

Precisely - and it would have been in the WaPo the day before AG Barr released his summary of the principal findings.

Posted by: DocJ at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (NYS7S)

274 >>If there was something there, it would be in the Times.

It really is amazing that the report has been released with virtually no redactions and they think somehow we can't read.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

275 >>I bet she smells really bad

We know she smells bad because there was a Podesta email exchange about her staff complaints about how much she smelled. She has an aversion to showering and smells like cabbage, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

276
@IntelDoge
Major explosion heard in Gaza,


The campaign to turn Gazan pebbles into Gaza sand proceeds apace.

Posted by: FULL Mueller Report: I Gotcher Answers ... Right Cheer! * punches your junk * at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (pNxlR)

277 According to the article, she also rejected the conclusions of the Mueller investigation.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (Pqytn)

278
From what I understand, there is hardly any redactions in Part I of Mueller's dossier, ie. the false "collusion" part.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (USlTa)

279 253 So the whole purpose of meddling and interfering with the presidential election and put Trump in charge was to get the U.S. economy roaring back to life. Then I say, way to go Russia.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (Kcf2u)


Yeah, if that's true, then Putin 2024!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

280 5
They couldn't pay me enough to attend one of their whine fests

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2019 02:01 PM (O2RFr)


Like my Dad would say, "She isn't worth two dead flies."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (ufFY8)

281 East Wind Rain
The tits are not calm.

Climb Mount Niitaka.
Barata Klatuu Nikto

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (gIEG2)

282 207 ICYMI, they're projecting their plans to steal the election "back" in 2020.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (B+Llw)

Yep. Imagine a Florida 2000 scenario in a handful of key states, all of them close enough for recounts and/or lawsuits. Or else the lefties roll out Antifa and their allies and say, "We only recognize the popular vote" and there are endless riots. Or else the states that passed popular vote laws go ahead and implement them and dare SCOTUS to intervene. If they want chaos they can create it and do so in a way that looks perfectly legal and defensible.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

283 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (9cans)
*******
Ignore Kreplach he likes to yell at the clouds, even when there aren't any

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (BqBId)

284 It was stolen from her though. She was 50 points ahead.

Nothing else makes sense.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (cfSLd)

285 274 >>If there was something there, it would be in the Times.

It really is amazing that the report has been released with virtually no redactions and they think somehow we can't read.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

============

Conspiracy theorizing at its best.

"Well, sure there's stuff on the moon made by man, but I don't see how that invalidates my theory that the whole thing was created by Stanley Kubrick in a studio."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (9cans)

286 or f*cks sake. It's like these people WANT another civil war.
----
I don't think they do. At least, I don't think they know how close it is.

They think they're not scaring the Reasonable Republicans enough to give in like they always do.

Because they always have.
And they have an endless line of NeverTrump seeking the nearest microphone promising "baby don't kick me out! I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'll do whatever you want!!"

They know we're more horrified of what civil war brings than they are.
And so they're screaming, dropping f-bombs, breaking and throwing shit--emotional terrorism

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (TN1P5)

287 277 According to the article, she also rejected the conclusions of the Mueller investigation.
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (Pqytn)


And she has her doubts about gravity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (YqDXo)

288 She's said a lot worse Ace.

Look up her recent interview with Maddow, where she wants China to hack the IRS and work with the Democrats.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (gnIRz)

289 "My husband's crazy lib siblings have me on an email thread where they're demanding to see the entire unredacted Mueller report because it will PROVE that Trump is a Russian agent and traitor or something."


One more time over the top with the same tactics on the same objective will surely move Field Marshall Haig's drinks cabinet three feet closer to Berlin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (hLRSq)

290 254
It was stolen from her though. She was 50 points ahead.


Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (B+Llw)
That damned Electoral College firewall, which we should do away with in place of the popular vote, let her down!
I think we should decide the winner of the next election based on whoever the Clinton Foundation employees vote for.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (37IEG)

291 That would be hilarious to print TRUMP/PUTIN 2020 bumper stickers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (uTPtJ)

292 smells like cabbage

Felonia smells like kimchi farts.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (+/7JY)

293 283 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (9cans)
*******
Ignore Kreplach he likes to yell at the clouds, even when there aren't any
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (BqBId)

=============

For some reason, I want to wear an onion from my belt now...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (9cans)

294 I always thought the person who ran the best campaign was the person who, you know, actually won the election.

But apparently it's just the person who thinks they're the best -- because everybody else is just so damn deplorable.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

295 >>260 She's half Lady Macbeth and half Norma Desmond. Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (vP0jg)

Election night for Hillary was Joan Crawford in the clothes-hanger scene in "Mommie Dearest."

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (Bdeb0)

296 That fat bastard nadler could see the mostly unredacted report if he waddled over to the Justice Department but he does not want to. He knows there is nothing there. It's just politics

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (bim/x)

297 If, by some miracle she won the nomination, and then by some fantastic fluke, she won the election, within weeks she would have camps set up for her enemies, and she has millions of them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (YslsA)

298 The campaign to turn Gazan pebbles into Gaza sand proceeds apace.

No, it was unexploded ordnance.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (cfSLd)

299 247 I've never gotten too excited about court picks. Most conservatives rapidly become liberal once they've grabbed the brass ring and can finally quit pretending. When it doesn't happen, I'm happy, but the majority of the time, the tyrant rips off the mask within a few years of being confirmed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:28 PM (AzW6q)

They breath the infected Swamp Air and catch the Swamp Virus, dooming themselves to slowly morph into Swamp Creatures themselves...

...because the Virus must perpetuate.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (vmRc0)

300 I hope she keeps up her whiny shit forever.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (90T4r)

301 "Organizers for the series slashed ticket prices for a Friday night showing in Seattle almost 54 percent from the starting price of $1,785."

Show me someone who would now pay $821 to hear the Clintons and I'll show you someone who desperately wants to cash in on Prince Nadir Ruhustimathrinum of Nigeria's internet refinancing investment opportunity.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (6eEQ+)

302 She's half Lady Macbeth and half Norma Desmond.

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 02:30 PM (vP0jg)


Disagree - Lady Macbeth had a conscience.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

303 294 I always thought the person who ran the best campaign was the person who, you know, actually won the election.

But apparently it's just the person who thinks they're the best -- because everybody else is just so damn deplorable.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

===========

Theory:

The Left really does believe that money buys elections. Hillary spent twice as much money as Trump on the election, therefore the only reason that she lost the election was because of nefarious means.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (9cans)

304

the other loud-mouthed fat hag

Behar: Trump 'Unpatriotic,' Republicans Who Support Him Should Not Wear Flag Pins

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (vEIlU)

305 Look up her recent interview with Maddow, where she wants China to hack the IRS and work with the Democrats.

Posted by: Total Control Racist

---

How stupid of her to even MENTION China.

Some of us still remember Johnny Chung and some missile tech.

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (vP0jg)

306 It really is amazing that the report has been released with virtually no redactions and they think somehow we can't read.


In fairness, Leftists don't read. If they did, they wouldn't be Leftists.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (B9BVe)

307 And she has her doubts about gravity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (YqDXo)

That's funny, considering how a simple, short flight of stairs demonstrates otherwise.

Posted by: DocJ at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (NYS7S)

308 Clinton/Abrams 2020 "A'int noways tarred tour"
Tickets on sale now.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)

309 Is there a market for Glowing Gazan Glass?

Dimona could meet the demand.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (gIEG2)

310 I'm tellin' ya, Hill.

The Russians pay better-half a mil for 20 minutes.

Posted by: Clinton Global Grift Initiative at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (QzkSJ)

311 All while not acknowledging that the nomination of her was stolen from Bernie.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

312 >>the whole thing was created by Stanley Kubrick in a studio." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (9cans)

It was. And "The Shining" is Kubrick's cryptic apology for his involvement in the fraud.

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

313 Hillary is the Fagin of politics.

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I thought Buttguy was the Fagin of politics. Him and Spartacus / Cleopatra.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

314 "My husband's crazy lib siblings have me on an email thread where they're demanding to see the entire unredacted Mueller report because it will PROVE that Trump is a Russian agent and traitor or something."


Tell them that they can take their time reading it in Leavenworth for the next five years if they don't have the proper security clearances.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (gPTe0)

315 Soon the Haggard Queen will perform a guillotine in a glaze of Vaseline. Come and see the show......tickets marked down.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (FTlwv)

316 "Organizers for the series slashed ticket prices for a Friday night showing in Seattle

Well, Seattle's not a big liberal town. And her audience is becoming more selective.

But Hillary's Jazz Odyssey will pack 'em in next time!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (+/7JY)

317 >>narratives smells fishy. Something is up.


Same trick as in 2016 when Hillary, in one of the debates, demanded Trump promise he will not contest the election results. She was setting the narrative that he would be a troublemaker who would not concede. Projection, as always.

The Abrams stuff seems designed to contest states cleaning up voter rolls. She says the 90K or so names purged from the GA rolls was "voter disenfranchisement," which is cute, since these people could not be found/verified as existing and/or living at the address in which they registered.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

318 The Supreme Court invalidated the mandate that public employees must contribute to unions. That one decision will pay dividends forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

319 Bernie supporters bold the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM


You're gonna need a bigger Barrel.

Posted by: Chief Brody at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (nIiI+)

320 291
That would be hilarious to print TRUMP/PUTIN 2020 bumper stickers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (uTPtJ)
++++Dying here. LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (Kcf2u)

321 The courts will not save us, the only way to save the republic is to find an alternative to the GOP and pray to G-d for his grace.

I agree that the courts will not save us, but we're much better off with this situation than we would be with Hillary putting 2 more judges into the court and all those federal judges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)

322 Is there a market for Glowing Gazan Glass?




Gaza could become overflow parking.

Posted by: Miklosian Re-Purposing Ltd. at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (QzkSJ)

323 298
The campaign to turn Gazan pebbles into Gaza sand proceeds apace.



No, it was unexploded ordnance.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (cfSLd)
This latest attack was caused by that Islamic kids video from Pennsylvania. Because YouTube videos, they start wars.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (37IEG)

324 303
294 I always thought the person who ran the best campaign was the person who, you know, actually won the election.



But apparently it's just the person who thinks they're the best -- because everybody else is just so damn deplorable.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (k4dH2)



===========


Seems legit.

Posted by: Captain Passive Agressive at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (ymnmz)

325 222 95 I bet she smells really bad.

Skidmarks, stale Werthers and whiskey breath.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:25 PM (+/7JY)
______

With hot sauce.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (VaN/j)

326 email exchange about her staff complaints about how much she smelled. She has an aversion to showering and smells like cabbage, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

Like cabbage and rage.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (JgA4k)

327 She should be given a Best Campaign award by CNN. That'll calm her down.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (cfSLd)

328 Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (B+Llw)
That damned Electoral College firewall, which we should do away with in place of the popular vote, let her down!
I think we should decide the winner of the next election based on whoever the Clinton Foundation employees vote for.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
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That, and convicted felons not be allowed to vote...and sixteen year-olds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (xSo9G)

329 312 >>the whole thing was created by Stanley Kubrick in a studio." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (9cans)

It was. And "The Shining" is Kubrick's cryptic apology for his involvement in the fraud.
Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

==========

No, The Shining is all about the death of Native America.

And Eyes Wide Shut is about how Bob Hope was part of a weird sex cults.

And Full Metal Jacket was about how Nixon once ate a bad plate of sausage once and had the shits for days.

It's all there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (9cans)

330 Where I come from, we say " let her wallow in her own shit, for all I care".

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 02:37 PM (90T4r)

331

the awesome sauce


Nolte: Patriotic Americans Cut the Cable TV Cord in Record Numbers This Year

"Altogether, [ cord cutters cost ] the industry ... north of 1 million pay TV subscribers in Q1 after shedding 3.2 million subscribers through all of 2018," Variety reports.
"BTIG analyst Rich Greenfield called these results 'the worst multichannel video quarter sub loss quarter in history' in a blog post this week, pointing to it as proof of his forecast of 'a notable acceleration in cord-cutting trends throughout 2019.'"

Tee hee.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 02:37 PM (vEIlU)

332 Wednesday should be interesting, when Nadless sends his po-po for Barr.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

333 318 The Supreme Court invalidated the mandate that public employees must contribute to unions. That one decision will pay dividends forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

==========

Suddenly, the Left's muscle for the past several decades can't field nearly as many resources, huh?

Seems big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:37 PM (9cans)

334 Gaza could have been a paradise. The palis chose poorly----as usual

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (bim/x)

335 I'm looking forward to a long hot summer in 2021.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (B9BVe)

336

Cable/Sat TV is for suckahs.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (USlTa)

337 291 That would be hilarious to print TRUMP/PUTIN 2020 bumper stickers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (uTPtJ


Ooooh. I like this. If I could hire a bodyguard for my car, I would put this on my bumper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (pUDQf)

338 More people voted in the Georgia's governor's race than any other race in the state's history. Polls in urban areas stayed open later than other areas. Abrams' claim that removing voters from the rolls is supression is total BS. State law requires that voters who haven't voted after two straight election be removed from the rolls. That law exists in many blue states as well. Even still, if you were removed from the rolls, you simply had to show up at the polls, show ID, and you could vote.




Posted by: Mike at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (swJ7s)

339 Clinton/Abrams 2020!
We was robbed!

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (88+cf)

340 You'd really have to be liberal-level stupid to WANT TO PAY to see the Clintons.

Now, I'd pay to see them behind bars, but that's different.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (AB9tT)

341 with all of seven people in the crowd..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (9ks3L)

342 The courts won't save you, but they can definitely send you to hell if they are in the wrong hands.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

343 I agree that the courts will not save us, but we're much better off with this situation than we would be with Hillary putting 2 more judges into the court and all those federal judges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)


Three. Ruthie would have retired by now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

344
It was stolen from her though. She was 50 points ahead.


Progda told us all she had a 95% chance of winning the presidency for weeks. She was a lock. Couldn't lose. Unpossible. No way, Jose.

And then came election night. An early night for Donald Trump.

BWWAAAAAHHHAAHAHAHA!!! *gasp* *wheeze* BWAHHA!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (HaL55)

345 326
email exchange about her staff complaints about how much she smelled.
She has an aversion to showering and smells like cabbage, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)



Like cabbage and rage.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 06, 2019 02:36 PM (JgA4k)


HA. Hulk only smell like cabbage.

Posted by: Incredible Hulk at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (ymnmz)

346 It's funny how they keep talking about Trump contesting the results of the next election because Trump is the ONE person in America who won't satisfy them by simply saying, "No problem. I'll accept the results."

That's it. That's what burns them. He wouldn't do it in '16 and he won't do it now.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (NFEMn)

347 She might want to run again, not because she really thinks she can win - or maybe she does. But she may also believe it would protect her politically. You know, "If I'm a Pres candidate and if Trump sics the DOJ on me, I can say it's politically motivated and he'd be trying to take out his most dangerous opponents."

That would be her thinking, not mine.

Didn't say it was necessarily rational.

Posted by: Marybeth at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (CmURZ)

348 330
Where I come from, we say " let her wallow in her own shit, for all I care".

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 02:37 PM (90T4r)
Put her in the "Sparky 7 day Adult Diaper"-
otherwise known as contractor grade 50 gallon black plastic trash bags.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (37IEG)

349 I'm not sure I want to know what a kimchi fart smells like.

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

350 They breath the infected Swamp Air and catch the Swamp Virus, dooming themselves to slowly morph into Swamp Creatures themselves...

...because the Virus must perpetuate.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 02:34 PM (vmRc0

--------

I think because the supremacy of the judiciary in America, it naturally attracts Statists who love big, powerful government. But early in their careers they have to win election, and if they're in a conservative area, they have to fake it.

Later, once they are appointed to the federal bench, some of them have it in mind to get on the Supreme Court, and continue the charade until that hope runs out, or they are nominated by a Republican President.

Then they can wield the power the way they want, forever, and the pretending ends.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (AzW6q)

351 >>330 Where I come from, we say " let her wallow in her own shit, for all I care". Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 02:37 PM (90T4r)

Where I come from, we say "there will be struggling, and then bubbles, and then stillness."

Posted by: Zod at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

352
What's your cable/sat bill a month? $80? More?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (USlTa)

353 >I bet she smells really bad

We know she smells bad because there was a Podesta email exchange about her staff complaints about how much she smelled. She has an aversion to showering and smells like cabbage, IIRC.
_______________

Bill Clinton's college girlfriend, who is also a lawyer now, once wrote about meeting Hillary for the first time. She said she was overpowered by her awful smell. It was like that Seinfeld episode about terrible b.o. -- it was its own evil entity, and you couldn't escape it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (k4dH2)

354 331

the awesome sauce


Nolte: Patriotic Americans Cut the Cable TV Cord in Record Numbers This Year

"Altogether, [ cord cutters cost ] the industry ... north of 1 million pay TV subscribers in Q1 after shedding 3.2 million subscribers through all of 2018," Variety reports.
"BTIG analyst Rich Greenfield called these results 'the worst multichannel video quarter sub loss quarter in history' in a blog post this week, pointing to it as proof of his forecast of 'a notable acceleration in cord-cutting trends throughout 2019.'"

Tee hee.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 02:37 PM (vEIlU)


I was an early adopter. I cut the cable in 2012.

Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2019 02:40 PM (xjiRE)

355 It's like these people WANT another civil war.
----
I don't think they do. At least, I don't think they know how close it is.

++

No they do. They call it a revolution though, and if they're successful it would be.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 02:40 PM (gnIRz)

356 I accepted the results and didn't complain one bit.

Posted by: Democrat Al Gore noted chakra denier at May 06, 2019 02:40 PM (glJL/)

357 353
>I bet she smells really bad



We know she smells bad because there was a Podesta email exchange
about her staff complaints about how much she smelled. She has an
aversion to showering and smells like cabbage, IIRC.

_______________



Bill Clinton's college girlfriend, who is also a lawyer now, once
wrote about meeting Hillary for the first time. She said she was
overpowered by her awful smell. It was like that Seinfeld episode about
terrible b.o. -- it was its own evil entity, and you couldn't escape
it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (k4dH2)


Hello Fellas!

Posted by: Chroic Yeast Infection at May 06, 2019 02:40 PM (ymnmz)

358 It was never about the Courts saving us. It was about the Courts not killing us by becoming a 2nd and largely unaccountable legislative branch. Much of what we are living with today is not because of the genius of lefty politicians. They aren't geniuses.

Much of the damage done to this country over the last 50+ years has been through the Courts.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:40 PM (/tuJf)

359 I'm not sure I want to know what a kimchi fart smells like.

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

really?

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2019 02:40 PM (ykq7q)

360 Oh, and he did the same thing to Jeb when Mr. Low Energy proposed that he Trump vow to support whoever was the "eventual" nominee.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (NFEMn)

361 I've never gotten too excited about court picks. Most conservatives rapidly become liberal once they've grabbed the brass ring and can finally quit pretending.

-
There was an article the other day about this being the Age of Clarence Thomas. More conservative than ever and going strong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (+y/Ru)

362 It really is amazing that the report has been released with virtually no redactions and they think somehow we can't read.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (/tuJf)


That's because they control the teachers' unions, so they have reason to think the population can't read. Because a lot of the teachers themselves can't read. As in one of my kid's English teacher.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

363

I like how hitlery comes on a stage and randomly points and smiles at invisible old pals in the audience.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (USlTa)

364 Hillary better be careful wishing to enter the fray again. She was handed a victory by the DNC and CNN last time and still screwed it up.


No way Bernie falls for the same BS twice. CNN won't be able to give her the questions beforehand. Debbie Wassername won't be carrying her water from behind bars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (pUDQf)

365 A woman who'd orchestrated low-level coverups throughout her husband's administration?

A woman who established her own mailserver specifically to evade FOIA law once we was named to a Cabinet office? Whose use of that mailserver was clearly in violation of various Federal laws and left her communications exposed to a whole pox of foreign powers?

A woman who orchestrated or at least participated in a high-level coverup of an event (Benghazi) that'd have her kicked out to a Les Aspin status had the truth be known?

A woman who embraced the worst of the worst the Democrats had to offer, from Black Lives Matter to tranny bathrooms?

And she's complaining someone else is responsible for her failures?

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (8erNz)

366 Bernie now, is actually the Russian idolizer. He doesn't get harassed for this.I am in a state of confusion.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (Kcf2u)

367 Three. Ruthie would have retired by now.

True, but that's a push, every one of her choices would have used Ruth as a template.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)

368
No they do. They call it a revolution though, and if they're successful it would be.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 02:40 PM (gnIRz)
It wouldn't be a revolution then, it would be an honest to Allah miracle.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:42 PM (37IEG)

369 Dems have been courting seditious talk for some time now. Its time to start calling them on it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2019 02:42 PM (0tfLf)

370 The 2016 Democratic presidential nominee spoke with her husband at "An Evening With The Clintons" event.

Held at Leavenworth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

371 I cut the cable 6 years ago and my only regret is not having done it sooner.

My advice to those on the fence is to just do it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:42 PM (+/7JY)

372 How long after a loss should a normal person stop whining?

I mean, if you lose legitimately (she did) there should be no public whining at all. Lamentation and regret are acceptable, but only for a while.

If you lose illegitimately (she did not), there should still be no whining. Retribution is an acceptable course of action, but not whining.

Even in private, the whining should stop a damn sight sooner than two years on. The Clintons are as tiresome as they are corrupt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)

373 >>> She's going to jump in. I swear it will happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


She won't get the propping up from the media she did last time. (SWIDT) There are younger, more SJW, more diverse females that check all the proper ticky boxes for them to salivate over.

Look at the treatment Biden is getting. His Thatcher comment, mixing up May and Thatcher, is his typical run your motormouth gaffe. But the press can't or won't cover for him now (old problematic white guy), so they are making hay on it.

Sorry Hillary and Biden, you missed the POTUS parade. Sitting and stewing as it passes you by is all you can do now.

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 02:42 PM (hvf9s)

374 358 It was never about the Courts saving us. It was about the Courts not killing us by becoming a 2nd and largely unaccountable legislative branch. Much of what we are living with today is not because of the genius of lefty politicians. They aren't geniuses.

Much of the damage done to this country over the last 50+ years has been through the Courts.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:40 PM (/tuJf)

=============

I'd love to see the court fight back against its own poor decisions.

The destruction of Chevron doctrine would be almost a silver bullet to saving the Republic. Almost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:42 PM (9cans)

375
It was. And "The Shining" is Kubrick's cryptic apology for his involvement in the fraud

+++

Kubrick's entire ourvre is a conversation held privately with me.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (gnIRz)

376 OT, but the Palestinians are not worth WW3.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (NFEMn)

377 "286
or f*cks sake. It's like these people WANT another civil war.

----

I don't think they do. At least, I don't think they know how close it is.



They think they're not scaring the Reasonable Republicans enough to give in like they always do.



Because they always have.

And they have an endless line of NeverTrump seeking the nearest
microphone promising "baby don't kick me out! I was wrong, I'm sorry,
I'll do whatever you want!!"



They know we're more horrified of what civil war brings than they are.

And so they're screaming, dropping f-bombs, breaking and throwing shit--emotional terrorism

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 06, 2019 02:33 PM (TN1P5)"
They think they can get an easy win, so yes, they are hoping someone gives it a go.
Consider the old school thing about seizing the TV stations in a revolution - they don't need to, they already have them. TV, most print, social media. The social media stuff in particular is a HUGE tell that they're giving serious consideration to doing something stupid.
There is an expectation on the part of some of their leadership that all they need is a few days of media cover to clean house and make examples and they're good.
Of all people, Noam Chomsky - who is old enough to know where this is going - is frantically trying to wave them off from open conflict. He has seen enough of the world, and enough of the US, to know the risk they're running.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (eAshZ)

378 361 There was an article the other day about this being the Age of Clarence Thomas. More conservative than ever and going strong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (+y/Ru)

==========

He's got at least another 10 years on the court.

He's probably going to get one or two more conservative jurists on the court with him.

I think he's ready to have some fun without Roberts' approval.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (9cans)

379 Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle: "Trump should announce he's opening an investigation into her claims and that the DOJ will see her, her records holding company, and the DNC shortly."

The Enterprise can't shred any faster, Cap'n! We're out of energy. The dilithium crystal is in critical condition!

Posted by: Scotty at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (6eEQ+)

380 So, Hillary is more Tamora, Queen of the Goths from "Titus Andronicus" then.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (+/7JY)

381 >>Bill Clinton's college girlfriend, who is also a lawyer now, once wrote about meeting Hillary for the first time. She said she was overpowered by her awful smell.

Oh, lol! Hadn't heard that. Means it's not just old age.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (W+vEI)

382 I'm not sure I want to know what a kimchi fart smells like.
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM


Kimchi's reputation as a flatus producer is overblown.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (nIiI+)

383 Isn't it illegal for a person acting in an official capacity to attempt to induce someone to commit a crime? And isn't it a crime to improperly release grand jury material?

If it's a yes for both, I'd love to see Barr throw some charges back at Nadler. And every other democrat that votes for contempt could be charged with conspiracy to do the same.

Posted by: f2000 at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (WLC+D)

384 290 254
It was stolen from her though. She was 50 points ahead.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2019 02:29 PM (B+Llw)

That damned Electoral College firewall, which we should do away with in place of the popular vote, let her down!


ya know, we could probably stem the tide of democrats calling for the end of the electoral college with a PR blitz to change its name to "superdelegates".

Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (sGtp+)

385 You know what you call someone who whines about an outcome and blames everyone else for his own failures?

A loser.

Show me a sports team that always bitches about the officiating, and I'll show you a loser team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

386 That's it. That's what burns them. He wouldn't do it in '16 and he won't do it now.

She might blow an ass gasket if he comes out and says it this evening. "I accept the results of the 2016 election."

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (jyVW0)

387 Bill Clinton's college girlfriend, who is also a lawyer now, once

wrote about meeting Hillary for the first time. She said she was

overpowered by her awful smell. It was like that Seinfeld episode about

terrible b.o. -- it was its own evil entity, and you couldn't escape

it.



Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:39 PM (k4dH2)



Ugh. I remember reading that. And Bill told the gf Hildabeast preferred sex with women to men. It's befuddling why he married the nasty cow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

388 I get all the network shit might need, for weather and stuff, with a 25$ desktop antenna. Funny, I STILL don't watch their garbage!

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (90T4r)

389 363

I like how hitlery comes on a stage and randomly points and smiles at invisible old pals in the audience.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (USlTa)

Greeting her pink elephants. They're her only friends now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

390 Why am I not 50 months into my prison sentence, you might ask?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

391 If only death row inmates and incarcerated child molesters could have voted Hillary may have won.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (glJL/)

392 I don't use this word very often, but she and her husband are absolute cunts.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (wtvvX)

393 Kimchi's reputation as a flatus producer is overblown.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (nIiI+)


It's cabbage.....I'm sure there's quite a lot of methane found in the skies of Korea.

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Hillary "Nacho" Clinton.


Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (NLLmE)

395 yo

Posted by: Kemp at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (NbJXF)

396

I always wondered why obama never chose her as veep. The reason is: they hated and distrusted each other too much.

But recall the meeting in 2008 when the two candidates "brokered" a deal for her endorsement of obama.

The deal was: 1) she'd be SecState, and 2) obama would fully support her and campaign for her in 2012.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (USlTa)

397

awww, I missed the SJW thread with this


Nolte: First Female Captain Marvel was Black and This Petition Wants Brie Larson Replaced

The first female Captain Marvel was a black woman and an online petition calling for Brie Larson to be replaced is gaining steam.

The petition's goal is 9,000 signatures and already (as of this writing) over 8,000 supporters have signed on.

"We need Brie Larson to step down from her role to prove she is an ally of social justice and ensure a gay woman of color plays the role," the petition reads [emphasis original]. "Let Monica, the original female and BLACK Captain Marvel instead of white-washing characters for the benefit of the straight, white men running Disney."


haha
sjw on sjw aka lunatics on lunatics

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (vEIlU)

398 I hope Trump picks Mulvaney for his VP, to tee him up for 2024.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (AzW6q)

399 389
363



I like how hitlery comes on a stage and randomly points and smiles at invisible old pals in the audience.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:41 PM (USlTa)



Greeting her pink elephants. They're her only friends now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)


I love it whenever Hillary sees a balloon. The goggled eyed expression. It's like she is seeing them for the first time everyitme.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (ymnmz)

400 That's it. That's what burns them. He wouldn't do it in '16 and he won't do it now.

She might blow an ass gasket if he comes out and says it this evening. "I accept the results of the 2016 election."
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (jyVW0)

Do you remember the look on her face when , during the debate he wouldn't commit to "accepting the results?"

For a second, she looked like she was about to stroke out.
They really wanted Trump to commit

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (NFEMn)

401 I don't use this word very often, but she and her husband are absolute cunts.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (wtvvX)


I think cunt should have an umlaut in it so it's pronounced cooont.

Sounds so much more special.

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

402 I'm pretty sure the STDs have screwed up Bill's brain by now, and he's just a drooling imbecile the Beast drags to speaking events.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (ptqGC)

403 Good points about Abrams. They probably are laying predicates to reject a '20 loss. If the Electoral College and popular vote split again the Left definitely won't concede. Bank it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (U96ww)

404 Just think: People, maybe more than one, have "willingly" had sex with Hilary.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK8)

405 391 If only death row inmates and incarcerated child molesters could have voted Hillary may have won.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (glJL/)

Even psychopaths and perverts have standards. Weird standards, but standards.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

406 >>Oh, lol! Hadn't heard that. Means it's not just old age.

It was a devastating piece. She went to pick them up at the airport in Little Rock when they went for the first time together. She was shocked that Bill, the ultimate player, brought home what looked like a bag lady who smelled so bad she had to open the car windows so she wouldn't gag.

I was laughing and throwing up in mouth reading it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (/tuJf)

407 Something called Busy Philips had her show cancelled. Russians!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (xR1UF)

408 Three. Ruthie would have retired by now.



No one has seen her in 6 months. She's dead.

Change my mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (gPTe0)

409 Show me a sports team that always bitches about the officiating, and I'll show you a loser team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
This is about us, isnt it?




Posted by: University of Michigan Football Team at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (5nJwX)

410 Ugh. I remember reading that. And Bill told the gf Hildabeast preferred sex with women to men. It's befuddling why he married the nasty cow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

Though Jennifer Flowers was a good looking woman he's not known for having a very high physical standard for women.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (glJL/)

411 They don't talk about the "Electoral Firewall" much these days.

But boy, on Election night 2016, that phrase kept popping up every time some whack job suggested a path that would lead to a Trump victory before Florida went wrong for her.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (37IEG)

412 Tickets for $2. That's like you're *asking* for hecklers.

Posted by: Hillary Irrelevant Clinton at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (4Eo4+)

413 >>She won't get the propping up from the media she did last time. (SWIDT) There are younger, more SJW, more diverse females that check all the proper ticky boxes for them to salivate over.


Yup.
There is no mention of Hillary in the MSM.
And she's a privileged white woman, which the intersectionalists started criticizing in full after white women helped elected Trump. White women are passe - the future is the She The People set (AOC, Omar, Tlaib, Jayapal, Pressley).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)

414 Show me a sports team that always bitches about the officiating, and I'll show you a loser team.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

Word. When I used to live in Buffalo that crap was endless. "We lost the Stanley Cup because a guy did something that used to be against the rules but isn't as of this season."

Or "Homerun Throwback" even after expert computer models verified that was a legal play.

I used to want to say to those people "Howe about just, you know, friggin WINNING once in a while?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (+/7JY)

415 $2 whore.


lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (t6MX/)

416 People, maybe more than one, have "willingly" had sex with Hilary.

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Webb Hubbel and who else? Are we counting Huma?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

417 408 Three. Ruthie would have retired by now.



No one has seen her in 6 months. She's dead.

Change my mind.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (gPTe0)

============

Everyone who attends SCOTUS oral arguments would need to be in on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (9cans)

418 We know she smells bad because there was a Podesta email exchange about her staff complaints about how much she smelled. She has an aversion to showering and smells like cabbage, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)


Don't think that is quite right. I have it on good authority it is the water molecules that have the aversion and refuse to exit the shower head.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (kUmUV)

419 404 Just think: People, maybe more than one, have "willingly" had sex with Hilary.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK

I'm going to dispute you on "willingly." I think she has weird-ass satanic mind ju-ju.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

420 The first female Captain Marvel was a black woman
and an online petition calling for Brie Larson to be replaced is
gaining steam.



The petition's goal is 9,000 signatures and already (as of this writing) over 8,000 supporters have signed on.



"We need Brie Larson to step down from her role to prove she is an
ally of social justice and ensure a gay woman of color plays the role,"
the petition reads [emphasis original]. "Let Monica, the original female
and BLACK Captain Marvel instead of white-washing characters for the
benefit of the straight, white men running Disney."



haha

sjw on sjw aka lunatics on lunatics

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 02:45 PM (vEIlU)


Come on Brie, step down. Do Better!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (ymnmz)

421 Hillary - the Big Prize was hidden out here in Wisconsin. You should have come looking for it.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (lwiT4)

422 Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 02:31 PM (3SsR7)

Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 09:45 AM (GEXXR)

Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 06:13 AM (qxq6t)

This Banned From AoS Person is harder to get rid of than head lice.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (Z4rgH)

423 it doesn't make sense to her. Maude always got the best of Archie Bunker.

Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (nFwvY)

424 I'm holder her in contempt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (1ISKN)

425 Consider the old school thing about seizing the TV stations in a revolution - they don't need to, they already have them.

Yep, but seizing the TV stations etc. thing only works if people give the TV stations etc. any credence. But the MSM have long since destroyed any credibility they once had, so that nowadays people would give much more credence to samizdat over any tripe from the MSM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

426 The worst she looked, I think, is when Hillary showed up at Cher's gala, held before the election. That was the housecoat/oven mittens ensemble, with her hair pulled back in a ponytail, glasses and no makeup. Looked like she just got up from a 3 week bender. I don't even want to think of the smell.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (Kcf2u)

427 Hello Fellas!
Posted by: Chroic Yeast Infection
______________

I tend to doubt that's the cause, mainly because she's so far past menopause that even hardy yeast probably could not survive in her dusty, dried-up old vag.

No, it's probably just evil. Hillary is, and always has been, rotten to the core. The vile essence of her just reeks like the toxic waste dump she is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (k4dH2)

428 Run the best campaign? What is she smoking. I hate this revisionist bullshit.

Posted by: Reality Man at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (//Byp)

429 I love it whenever Hillary sees a balloon. The goggled eyed expression. It's like she is seeing them for the first time everyitme.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



Hah. It's true. The Balloon Reaction.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (NLLmE)

430 Show me a sports team that always bitches about the officiating, and I'll show you a loser team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I disagree.

Posted by: The NBA at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

431 426 The worst she looked, I think, is when Hillary showed up at Cher's gala, held before the election

Wasn't that the "deplorables" speech?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (+/7JY)

432 404
Just think: People, maybe more than one, have "willingly" had sex with Hilary.



You're welcome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK
Heh, I suppose that can be proven, but how do we know that even the sperm donation from Hubbell Bubble wasn't done with a syringe.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (37IEG)

433 Head lice is easy to get rid of, and it gets you a day off school.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (1ISKN)

434 Is she unconceding?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (dNzKv)

435

I like Kreplach. The banning was stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (USlTa)

436
"They may take our lives but they will never take our FESCUE!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (BWL+E)

437 "We need Brie Larson to step down from her role to prove she is an ally of social justice and ensure a gay woman of color plays the role," the petition reads [emphasis original]. "Let Monica, the original female
and BLACK Captain Marvel instead of white-washing characters for the benefit of the straight, white men running Disney."


Sir Mix-A-Lot's petition gains traction.

Wait - there are straight men at Disney??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

438 Everyone who attends SCOTUS oral arguments would need to be in on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (9cans)

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I thought Roberts changed the rules so she could "work from home" and not attend those?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (AzW6q)

439 Everyone who attends SCOTUS oral arguments would need to be in on it.

Same production crew that faked the moon landings is orchestrating it, man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (ppBhU)

440 Democrats, however, have been whining about 'stolen' elections since November 2000.

It's bad and corrosive but won't lead to me and 'mister noisemaker #1-30' having any fun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)

441 This Banned From AoS Person is harder to get rid of than head lice.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (Z4rgH)
Gonorrhea.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (37IEG)

442 438 Everyone who attends SCOTUS oral arguments would need to be in on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (9cans)

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I thought Roberts changed the rules so she could "work from home" and not attend those?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (AzW6q)

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There are reports of her asking questions in oral arguments recently. She was allowed to work from home for a while, but she's been back for weeks at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (9cans)

443 I like Kreplach. The banning was stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (USlTa)

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Yeah, Krep's alright... I wonder why they banned him, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (AzW6q)

444 431
426 The worst she looked, I think, is when Hillary showed up at Cher's gala, held before the election



Wasn't that the "deplorables" speech?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (+/7JY)

+++Might have been. Not certain if she even said anything close to coherent.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (Kcf2u)

445 Except we couldn't bring our firearms.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:16 PM (gIEG2)

Weaponized flatulence FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (7njPr)

446 "You can run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you," she said, according to CNN.

You go, girl! Preach it!

Posted by: Richard Nixon at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

447 440 Democrats, however, have been whining about 'stolen' elections since November 2000.

It's bad and corrosive but won't lead to me and 'mister noisemaker #1-30' having any fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK

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They got the time machine!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (9cans)

448 Missed a banhammering. What was the unforgivable sin this time?

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (90T4r)

449 I think cunt should have an umlaut in it so it's pronounced cooont.

Sounds so much more special.
Posted by: Sponge


I want it spelled and pronounced exactly like it is.
I want it to grate and grind on them every time it is said. I've been called every name in the book in all of the major languages.

Doesn't phase me, but for some reason those four little letters Set. Them. Off.

Good.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (gPTe0)

450 We're to blame. We do this because we let them. Our side does not fight with equivalent ruthlessness. Hillary is still walking free after 30 years of vicious fuck-you political racketeering because we've done nothing. She goes before Congress and they all whimper and tuck their tails between their legs. Only Trump speaks with any kind of courage and force but even he hasn't done a thing, really. (Whatever happened to "declassify now!", etc.?) All words, no action. They lie, defraud, persecute and depredate in every way imaginable and get away with it. Why wouldn't they?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (H8QX8)

451
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I disagree.
Posted by: The NBA at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)


Doesn't happen. Ever.

Posted by: FIFA at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

452 The bitter ole hag misses her beard Huma.

Lonely nights with Bill looking at kiddie pron.

Posted by: Kemp at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (9eppb)

453 432 404
Just think: People, maybe more than one, have "willingly" had sex with Hilary.



You're welcome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK
Heh, I suppose that can be proven, but how do we know that even the sperm donation from Hubbell Bubble wasn't done with a syringe.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 02:49 PM (37IEG)

Just think: A syringe has 'willingly' been inserted into Hilary's poisonous hoo-haa.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK8)

454 OT, but the Palestinians are not worth WW3.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (NFEMn)

???
What does one have to do with the other?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (bim/x)

455 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:38 PM (USlTa)
*******
So you give it to Netflix, Hulu & Amazon who are all WHAT boys & Girls ?? LIBERAL

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)

456 There are reports of her asking questions in oral arguments recently. She was allowed to work from home for a while, but she's been back for weeks at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (9cans

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Gotcha. I wonder how long she can last. I have a feeling there are no photos of her because she looks very, very bad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (AzW6q)

457 tend to doubt that's the cause, mainly because she's so far past menopause that even hardy yeast probably could not survive in her dusty, dried-up old vag.

No, it's probably just evil. Hillary is, and always has been, rotten to the core. The vile essence of her just reeks like the toxic waste dump she is.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (k4dH2)

OT but I loved Joan River's quip that if she had gone unconscious in the bathtub like Whitney Houston she wouldn't have drowned because her vagina was so dried up it would have soaked up all the water.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (glJL/)

458 447 440 Democrats, however, have been whining about 'stolen' elections since November 2000.

It's bad and corrosive but won't lead to me and 'mister noisemaker #1-30' having any fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK

==========

They got the time machine!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (9cans)

See? Time travel ruins everything.

Looking at you, Avengers: Anticlimax

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)

459 400
That's it. That's what burns them. He wouldn't do it in '16 and he won't do it now.



She might blow an ass gasket if he comes out and says it this evening. "I accept the results of the 2016 election."

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (jyVW0)



Do you remember the look on her face when , during the debate he wouldn't commit to "accepting the results?"



For a second, she looked like she was about to stroke out.

They really wanted Trump to commit

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (NFEMn)


To what end? I can't figure out what all the intensity about getting him to commit was, unless they all knew they were going to try and put him in the pokey after they won, and thought it would be "funny" to have video of him agreeing to it.

Inauguration day had the same intensity surrounding the "peaceful transition of power" meme that the MSM repeated ad nauseum......again, like they knew the coup was coming.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (ymnmz)

460 Marybeth: "She might want to run again, not because she really thinks she can win - or maybe she does. But she may also believe it would protect her politically."

Yep. I think that would be her most compelling reason. She may rationally know that that's the most optimal chance of escaping the hangman's noose. Grifting from fools with more money than sense is a fine business model, but politicking to evade prison is self-preservation. No one in America today is better at that than the Clintons.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (6eEQ+)

461 There are reports of her asking questions in oral arguments recently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (9cans)


"Where am I? Who are these people? What am I doing here? Who's on first?"

Posted by: Richard Nixon at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

462 450 We do this because we let them.

"They" do this because we let them.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (H8QX8)

463
So you give it to Netflix, Hulu & Amazon...


My ass, I do.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (USlTa)

464 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

465 Everyone who attends SCOTUS oral arguments would need to be in on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oral argument is in open court.

You know the animatronics team sweats those.

Posted by: Miklosian Robotics Srl. at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (QzkSJ)

466 My ass, I do.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (USlTa)


Brie Larson joke?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

467 456 There are reports of her asking questions in oral arguments recently. She was allowed to work from home for a while, but she's been back for weeks at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (9cans

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Gotcha. I wonder how long she can last. I have a feeling there are no photos of her because she looks very, very bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (AzW6q)

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She's been bad for years.

I remember reading something from a liberal court watcher who attending orals once a year or two ago. They had this image of the Notorious RBG in his mind, but he was shocked to find a frail old lady who took three times as long getting out of her seat as the rest of the Court.

She's running on hate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (9cans)

468 Just think: People, maybe more than one, have "willingly" had sex with Hilary.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Gang initiations.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (gPTe0)

469 She disagrees with the concept of stealing?

I suppose all those children just voluntarily hand over their adrenaline-laced blood to her!

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (vP0jg)

470 Yeah, Krep's alright... I wonder why they banned him, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (AzW6q)


Was someone a piece of dog shit?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (ufFY8)

471
My ass I do?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (USlTa)

472 OT but I loved Joan River's quip that if she had gone unconscious in the bathtub like Whitney Houston she wouldn't have drowned because her vagina was so dried up it would have soaked up all the water.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (glJL/)


I figured that was because with all the face pulling she'd had done, her vag was actually where her mouth was and she was a talking puss.

Posted by: FIFA at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

473 Alma mater sock off

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (5nJwX)

474 I just realized Dick Nixon could have said the same thing about losing to Jack Kennedy. Instead he acted the adult, regrouped, and still became President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (gIEG2)

475 Meanwhile the DOW is almost back to even--down 80 or so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (bim/x)

476 DAMN you, sock....

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

477 Come on Brie, step down. Do Better!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:47 PM (ymnmz)


She's assed out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (t6MX/)

478 475 Meanwhile the DOW is almost back to even--down 80 or so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (bim/x)

NGU, can you do me a favor and email me?

I need to establish someone's bona fides.

Thank you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

479 474 I just realized Dick Nixon could have said the same thing about losing to Jack Kennedy. Instead he acted the adult, regrouped, and still became President.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (gIEG2)

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Maybe he should have contested a bit in Illinois...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (9cans)

480 Shorter Hillary: Filthy hobittses tooks her precious. "We hates them," she told a live studio audience of 12.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (ppBhU)

481 OT, but the Palestinians are not worth WW3.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:43 PM (NFEMn)

???
What does one have to do with the other?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (bim/x)

I was thinking about all the bullshit Iran seemed to be about to pull that made it neccesary to send the fleet.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (NFEMn)

482 468 Just think: People, maybe more than one, have "willingly" had sex with Hilary.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Gang initiations.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (gPTe0)

*Snort*

Good one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

483 >>I remember reading something from a liberal court watcher who attending orals once a year or two ago. They had this image of the Notorious RBG in his mind, but he was shocked to find a frail old lady who took three times as long getting out of her seat as the rest of the Court.

>>She's running on hate.

That DSCC was one of the best own goals in recent memory.

What you rather see used as a model for new SC justices, Kavanaugh or RBG?

Kavanaugh 71%

RBG 29%

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

484 I'm pretty sure the STDs have screwed up Bill's brain by now, and he's
just a drooling imbecile the Beast drags to speaking events.


All the STD's have turned his brain into Swiss cheese. But there's still one connection that works: the gigantic nerve that controls his little head, which controls his big head. You can watch his face flush now when he gets near another woman.

Pathetic that he has so little self-control.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (HaL55)

485 74 I just realized Dick Nixon could have said the same thing about losing to Jack Kennedy. Instead he acted the adult, regrouped, and still became President.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (gIEG2)

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Nixon had a case

Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (NFEMn)

486 @443

I have my suspicions but it all boils down to, I was banned because reasons.....


Which sounds suspiciously like what the social media tech companies do to conservatives so I guess it's all potato-potato.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (3SsR7)

487 Gotcha. I wonder how long she can last. I have a feeling there are no photos of her because she looks very, very bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (AzW6q)


The ineluctable inference. If she looked as though she were in the pink, you KNOW they'd be putting photos of her under windshield wipers in parking lots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

488 >>>If only death row inmates and incarcerated child molesters could have voted Hillary may have won.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 02:44 PM (glJL/) Even psychopaths and perverts have standards.Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 06, 2019 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

She and her husband called black incarcerated men superpredators. I don't know how may of them would have heroically stepped up and voted for her, push comes to shove.

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (hvf9s)

489 What do Brie Larson and chaps have in common?

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (NLLmE)

490 IF she were to enter the race, I think Bernie might more forcibly engage her than the last time. I expect that he is still smarting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (xSo9G)

491 479 474 I just realized Dick Nixon could have said the same thing about losing to Jack Kennedy. Instead he acted the adult, regrouped, and still became President.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 02:53 PM (gIEG2)

===========

Maybe he should have contested a bit in Illinois...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (9cans)

Agreed.

And he went on to be the most reviled President in history, according to 66% of the population

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)

492 I'd pay $2 to go and laugh at them. I mean, parking and/or crowds wouldn't be an issue, would it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (YslsA)

493 196 162 I don't think she CAN stand for long anymore.

The FDR strategy. Next she will start smoking...

Or marry her cousin.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2019 02:23 PM (84QUd)

____


Or talking with dead Eleanor.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (ciT/0)

494 Usually, banning is non-partisan. You managed to piss off a cob and got banned for it.

Period.

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

495 489 What do Brie Larson and chaps have in common?
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (NLLmE)

I want to wear them both while having sex?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

496 487 Gotcha. I wonder how long she can last. I have a feeling there are no photos of her because she looks very, very bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:51 PM (AzW6q)

The ineluctable inference. If she looked as though she were in the pink, you KNOW they'd be putting photos of her under windshield wipers in parking lots.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

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I have little doubt that she looks bad, but there's little doubt that she can get to her seat and ask questions.

I'd like just a bit of proof that she's writing anything in her opinions, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (9cans)

497 That DSCC was one of the best own goals in recent memory.

What you rather see used as a model for new SC justices, Kavanaugh or RBG?

Kavanaugh 71%

RBG 29%
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (/tuJf)


Somebody alive 50%

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

498 http://bit.ly/2DRthHT
*******
Ep. 973 This is the Next Information Bombshell To Drop - Dan Bongino

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (BqBId)

499 Run the best campaign? What is she smoking. I hate this revisionist bullshit.
Posted by: Reality Man at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (//Byp)
+++++++++++
But she had the best data boffins and the best ground game and the biggest donors, etc.

None of it amounted to a hill of beans, for two big reasons in my estimation:
1) She didn't have the best data people. She had data people who confirmed her campaign's biases.
2) Her "ground game" failed because she took her voters in the Upper Midwest for granted at best (and more likely held them in contempt).
3) And the biggest one: She sucked as a candidate and didn't put in the work. Donald Trump ran like a man possessed and apparently kept good control over his campaign and pushed hard for answers and fought for every gain he thought he needed.

Forget about likability and other soft factors for a moment - Trump worked his ass off and ran his campaign like a well-oiled machine. Clinton tried to saunter through and ride on Obama's evaporating momentum.

The 2016 campaign was the tortoise and the hare, writ large.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (I2dne)

500 Oral argument is in open court.

You know the animatronics team sweats those.


Next term, they'll replace RBG with Pilot from Farscape. "This is what she's always looked like."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (ppBhU)

501 489
What do Brie Larson and chaps have in common?

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (NLLmE)

They are both terrible actors?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (ufFY8)

502 Gang initiations.
____________

No mas! We can't take that! Please have mercy and just beat or shoot us instead!

F*cking Hillary is a torture even we would not inflict on our worst enemies!

Posted by: MS-13 at May 06, 2019 02:57 PM (k4dH2)

503 I don't know what the format of this is, but if they have to sit there and listen to each other's speech, smiling, same speech in all 4875 venues (or whatever), then they have created their own form of hell.

Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2019 02:57 PM (qEujL)

504 What do Brie Larson and chaps have in common?

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (NLLmE)


Oh! Pick me!
*takes deep breath*
NO ASS!!1!

Posted by: G. Gnome at May 06, 2019 02:57 PM (al6UK)

505 I'd like just a bit of proof that she's writing anything in her opinions, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (9cans

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LOL. She can barely stay awake for five minutes. I hope she gives up soon. It's gotta be awful, right?

And it'd sweeten the pot if she walked away right as Barr's investigations are ramping up. The Left would be apopleptic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

506 492 I'd pay $2 to go and laugh at them. I mean, parking and/or crowds wouldn't be an issue, would it?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (YslsA)


"Excuse me, can I squeeze by? I'm just going to get some ranch dressing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

507 We should seriously put a mandatory retirement age on SCOTUS. This is ridiculous and not even fair to RGB.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2019 02:57 PM (1ISKN)

508
NGU, can you do me a favor and email me?

I need to establish someone's bona fides.

Thank you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Mexican dentist?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (CDGwz)

509 She and her husband called black incarcerated men superpredators. I don't know how may of them would have heroically stepped up and voted for her, push comes to shove.

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 02:55 PM (hvf9s)

Same percentage as non incarcerated blacks is my guess.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (glJL/)

510 The first female Captain Marvel was a black woman and an online petition calling for Brie Larson to be replaced is gaining steam.

-
Not woke enough.

Not enough ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)

511 What do Brie Larson and chaps have in common?
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"Assless" is a redundant qualifier?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (vg8iE)

512

noof

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (USlTa)

513 505 I'd like just a bit of proof that she's writing anything in her opinions, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (9cans

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LOL. She can barely stay awake for five minutes. I hope she gives up soon. It's gotta be awful, right?

And it'd sweeten the pot if she walked away right as Barr's investigations are ramping up. The Left would be apopleptic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

==========

RBG's gonna leave when she dies and no sooner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (9cans)

514 It would be super nice if someone were to ask Brie Larsen about her taking the the role of a historically black superhero and how that helps the plight of WOC. I wonder how many tickets to Captain Marvel Brie has to buy for Kids OC to get a pass on that crime of privilege.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (ymnmz)

515 >>Ep. 973 This is the Next Information Bombshell To Drop - Dan Bongino

Link University and the Italian government was much deeper into this scam than previous reported.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (/tuJf)

516 (wags finger) I did not vote for that woman, Mrs Clinton. (wags finger)

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (w/wKz)

517 Yeah, Krep's alright... I wonder why they banned him, anyway.
*******
Because he had at least 2 accounts Underfire & Kreplach that I caught onto

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (BqBId)

518 Yes, make it a black lesbian because there weren't enough people that didn't see Brie's version......

Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

519 RBG's gonna leave when she dies and no sooner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (9cans)

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That works, too. Either way is fine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)

520 But she had the best data boffins and the best ground game and the biggest donors, etc.

None of it amounted to a hill of beans, for two big reasons in my estimation:
_________________

None of it mattered for one reason: she lost.

The definition of the candidate who ran the best campaign: the winning candidate.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 02:59 PM (k4dH2)

521 Run the best campaign? What is she smoking. I hate this revisionist bullshit.
Posted by: Reality Man at May 06, 2019 02:48 PM (//Byp)


same as the JEFs "not a smidgen of w/e..." So fos. So much corruption and we only know the tip of the iceberg of it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2019 02:59 PM (vEIlU)

522 Today, I am pleased to announce my candidacy for the Democratic nomination for President.

Posted by: J. McCain Across the Ethereal Aisle at May 06, 2019 02:59 PM (QzkSJ)

523 500 Oral argument is in open court.

You know the animatronics team sweats those.

Next term, they'll replace RBG with Pilot from Farscape. "This is what she's always looked like."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2019 02:56 PM (ppBhU)


The Cryptkeeper from HBO is available.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

524 Blue muumuu.

Posted by: wth - don't forget to brush and floss at May 06, 2019 02:59 PM (v0R5T)

525 461
There are reports of her asking questions in oral arguments recently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:50 PM (9cans)



"Where am I? Who are these people? What am I doing here? Who's on first?"

Posted by: Richard Nixon at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (YqDXo)
What does "BEEEEEP (one yellow light)" translate to?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 03:00 PM (37IEG)

526 522 Today, I am pleased to announce my candidacy for the Democratic nomination for President.
Posted by: J. McCain Across the Ethereal Aisle at May 06, 2019 02:59 PM (QzkSJ)


McCain/Hoffa 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

527 I find it weird that people have written off SCOTUS after Trump's two picks because of a handful of cases that were all really narrow in effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 06, 2019 02:26 PM (9cans)

Give Kreplach a silver lining, and he will knit a cloud to cover it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2019 03:00 PM (7njPr)

528 I don't know what the format of this is, but if they have to sit there and listen to each other's speech, smiling, same speech in all 4875 venues (or whatever), then they have created their own form of hell.
Posted by: Caliban
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Bill: "Gosh Hil, there weren't many people there tonight, were there?"

Hil [pouring a stiff Vodka]: "STFU, Bill."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 03:00 PM (CDGwz)

529 RBG's gonna leave when she dies and no sooner.

Breakfast at Ruthie's.

A Trump reelection would be the best medicine.

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2019 03:01 PM (8erNz)

530 518 Yes, make it a black lesbian because there weren't enough people that didn't see Brie's version......
Posted by: Sponge at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Make it the black hottie from Shazam and I'll watch it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK8)

531 If she runs, that will be the strategy: to damage everyone else so badly its a catastrophe then graciously at the last minute step in to be selected by the convention, so she doesn't have to campaign at all for half the election.

She hates campaigning. Hates it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)


That's exactly my take. Let the other clowns have a slanging match, and hope the party turns to her as the undamaged (?) compromise candidate.

It's her only shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

532 McCain/Hoffa 2020!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
--------------

Jimmy Hoffa called me. He was very concerned about Donald Trump.

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 06, 2019 03:01 PM (CDGwz)

533 NGU, can you do me a favor and email me?

I need to establish someone's bona fides.

Thank you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Mexican dentist?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Aue, carumba!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2019 03:02 PM (gPTe0)

534 508
NGU, can you do me a favor and email me?

I need to establish someone's bona fides.

Thank you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Mexican dentist?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 02:58 PM (CDGwz)

maybe he's from Mexico, something else to ask NGU

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK8)

535 Oral argument is in open court.

You know the animatronics team sweats those.

Posted by: Miklosian Robotics Srl. at May 06, 2019 02:52 PM (QzkSJ)


That is our finest work.

Posted by: Sirius Cybernetics Corporation at May 06, 2019 03:02 PM (hLRSq)

536 We need Brie Larson to step down up onto a box about 5000 times to develop some visible butt.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

537 I was thinking about all the bullshit Iran seemed to be about to pull that made it neccesary to send the fleet.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2019 02:54 PM (NFEMn)

Well I doubt it has anything to do with the palis and anyway, I would not read to much into that. Just saber rattling

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 03:03 PM (bim/x)

538 The biggest and most egregious example of institutionalized anti-democracy corruption in the USA is the practice of "super-delegates" used by the Democratic Party. It's basically a cadre of elite, well-connected party apparatchiks who can vote for whichever candidate they want, totally regardless of the popular vote or what the public prefers. And there are enough of these super-delagates to determine the party nominee in any presidential election. Therefore, the entire primary process for the Democratic Party is a total fraud, a hoax to trick the little people into thinking their opinion matters. In reality, it's all decided in backroom deals. Exactly the way the transitions of power are arranged in dictatorships and third-world banana republics.

Why this isn't a major scandal and a huge point of anger among Democratic voters I'll never understand. Their own leaders mock and despise them, and ignore the vote.
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (5tb4C)

The supers were put in place after the radical leftists in the 70s nominated McGovern to prevent the activists from setting up such a debacle again. Looks like they are doing it again.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 06, 2019 03:03 PM (1p6AI)

539 Bill: "Gosh Hil, there weren't many people there tonight, were there?"

Hil [pouring a stiff Vodka]: "STFU, Bill."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 03:00 PM (CDGwz)


Of course, when you're seeing double, it looks like a lot more people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

540 The only thing I'd pay to see, relative to these grifters, is video from her secluded location on election night 2016

Posted by: the Butcher at May 06, 2019 03:05 PM (DIosY)

541 The biggest and most egregious example of institutionalized anti-democracy corruption in the USA is the practice of "super-delegates" used by the Democratic Party. It's basically a cadre of elite, well-connected party apparatchiks who can vote for whichever candidate they want, totally regardless of the popular vote or what the public prefers. And there are enough of these super-delagates to determine the party nominee in any presidential election. Therefore, the entire primary process for the Democratic Party is a total fraud, a hoax to trick the little people into thinking their opinion matters. In reality, it's all decided in backroom deals. Exactly the way the transitions of power are arranged in dictatorships and third-world banana republics.

Why this isn't a major scandal and a huge point of anger among Democratic voters I'll never understand. Their own leaders mock and despise them, and ignore the vote.
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2019 02:10 PM (5tb4C)


You're absolutely right, and it IS amazing that the Democrat rank and file have not figured this out. For all intents and purposes, the Dems should have a shredder underneath the ballot box, because the Politburo will make the decision. The rest is all kabuki.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

542 Posted by: Sirius Cybernetics Corporation at May 06, 2019 03:02 PM (hLRSq)


[_] In my opinion, the case is not yet ripe.
[_] This question reaches to the heart of our concept of personhood
[X] Fuck you, Asshole.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 03:06 PM (B9BVe)

543
Well I doubt it has anything to do with the palis and anyway, I would not read to much into that. Just saber rattling
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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*?*

I thought you guys stopped using those during the 40's.

Which raises the question, where did they all go?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 03:06 PM (CDGwz)

544 528 I don't know what the format of this is, but if they have to sit there and listen to each other's speech, smiling, same speech in all 4875 venues (or whatever), then they have created their own form of hell.
Posted by: Caliban
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________________

Do you think he carries a big can of Lysol, or some type of industrial-strength air freshener with him and sprays around the chair where Hill will be sitting, so that he can try to protect himself from the hideous odor?

Or maybe his heart attacks and vegan diet have deadened his nerves so much that the stench wafting off her no longer bothers him?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 03:07 PM (k4dH2)

545 Mexican dentist?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


The Navajo Shit Talker ("Flosses with Clothesline") can vouch for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

546 I thought you guys stopped using those during the 40's.

Which raises the question, where did they all go?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 03:06 PM (CDGwz)


I've still got my father's butterknife sword standing in my closet. Don't know what to do with it, can't bear to part with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

547 I've still got my father's butterknife sword standing in my closet. Don't know what to do with it, can't bear to part with it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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My dad's leather flight jacket, the leather so dry and cracked that it can't be recovered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 03:10 PM (xSo9G)

548 I thought you guys stopped using those during the 40's.

Which raises the question, where did they all go?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 03:06 PM (CDGwz)

They are freaken expensive

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 03:10 PM (bim/x)

549 U.S. Navy cutlasses (not Oldsmobile) run-down:

http://tinyurl.com/y3axbmt6

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 03:12 PM (xSo9G)

550 An evening with the Clintons is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: Mother Earth at May 06, 2019 03:13 PM (z9LCL)

551 Nood...for awhile.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 03:14 PM (xSo9G)

552 Hillary will need SUPER DUPER delegates to secure the nomination this time.

Posted by: Alaska Paul at May 06, 2019 03:49 PM (Hc+rA)

553 the creepy media is very much responsible for this state of affairs. When you only do due diligence against one political group (and ignore everything of the other, your birds of a feather) the free press is no longer. welcome PRAVDAyea, hillbird, you got snookered. by "the peoples choice"

Posted by: tx32 prisoner at May 06, 2019 04:05 PM (1XtI9)

554 Clinton Vegas shows.....

Celine Diapers

"O" Fuck

Creeps de'sol Ail.

after show one way trips to the Grand Canyon

"Carrot Bottom"

"Wot's that SMELL?"

"Bubba puts head in waitress" Cirque du Pathetique.

Posted by: saf at May 06, 2019 04:22 PM (5IHGB)

555 Whine whine whine from this old hen Pipe down you dumb cluck

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 06, 2019 04:39 PM (wGqjj)

556 Why would I pay more than 25 cents to listen to a fat ugly lying whining dipsomaniac?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 06, 2019 04:51 PM (WRSbt)

557 "'You can run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you,' she said, according to CNN.'

Bernie says: "No shit."

Posted by: brainy435 at May 06, 2019 05:24 PM (sxVa7)

558 Hillary was the worst candidate ever. She lost because SHE SUCKS!

Posted by: Constantine XI at May 06, 2019 05:42 PM (yiAMj)

559 This is why I gave my person of the year award in 2016 and 2017 to Richard Nixon!

https://tinyurl.com/yyye7xn3

Posted by: DavidK at May 06, 2019 06:29 PM (5DG2B)

560 "No one steals the presidency of the United States"....The country would be torn by partisan bitterness... and that damage to America's foreign relations might be irreparable.
Richard Nixon 1960

Posted by: DavidK at May 06, 2019 06:40 PM (5DG2B)

561 Who'd dare steal anything from the Hildabeast? They's instantly commit suicide.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 08, 2019 02:03 AM (nRj4F)

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