The Morning Rant

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"Remember when Hillary called Trump voters deplorable and irredeemable (she did this not once, but twice), and then lamely tried to walk it back by saying she didn't mean all Trump voters? Well, our paste-eating ex-VP said something similar back in Sept. 2018. Creepy Joe was up before an LGBTBBQ+1 crowed and he got a pretty good rant going, and he said, quote, these forces of intolerance remain determined to undermine and roll back the progress you all have made. This time they — not you — have an ally in the White House. They’re a small percentage of the American people, virulent people. Some of them the dregs of society, unquote. As Victor Davis Hanson points out in his book The Case For Trump, Biden's 'they' were, in fact, *not* a small percentage of the American people, but in 2016 represented 46 percent of all Americans who voted -- and they were most certainly not the 'dregs' of anything. But even if you interpret Biden's words (and Hillary's) in the most charitable way possible, how does that sort of ham-handed virtue signaling rhetoric help their cause? How does it help them win voters? I can imagine a blue-collar guy standing in the voting booth and thinking, you know, the Dems might think I'm deplorable. Or, maybe not. Maybe I'm not part of the small percentage of the virulent. How can I tell? The point is, this language is incredibly divisive, and if we had a functioning media, they would have grilled the Democrats long and hard about it. But we don't, so they didn't. Because Biden and Clinton are just giving voice to what most in the media themselves think, so they don't see anything wrong with it. And because it's only the Republicans that are divisive."




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Moloch Smiles:




Blue on Blue: Daou Comes Out Swinging Like A WWE Heel...

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[Narrator: Peter Daou has been Hillary's main pants suit presser and bootlicker for a number of years.]



...And He Hits Him With A Folding Chair:

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...Finally, Daou Hits Him With A Diving Double Axe Handle:

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I'm going long on popcorn futures in 2020.



Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebs: Connie Hines and Paul 'Ant Man' Rudd.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Deep Dish Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza:

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(click for bigger pizza)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:25 AM




Comments

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1 Horseface tossing shoes nice!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:25 AM (JFO2v)

2 No idea who either one is. I'll freely admit she has nice chest chalupas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:25 AM (elsTe)

3 I like Pizza.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 03, 2019 11:25 AM (wGbBR)

4 Hola amigos.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (gC2IV)

5 Morning all... Where's Ruthie?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (O2RFr)

6 Boldly going forth --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (elsTe)

7 Chuck Bartowski!
Yeah, forget the actor's name.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (W+vEI)

8 Is that Tatyana Ali?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (GEpFD)

9 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (9cans)

10 Doesn't get anymore depraved than this...


WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies

http://tinyurl.com/yyqgm7pg

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)

11 Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)

12 There's a horse playing with those shoes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (Z4rgH)

13 Zachary Levi

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

14 The economy is on a tear... Must IMPEACH!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)

15 Cunk!

Posted by: Cunk2020 at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (EZuZ5)

16 Wait, didn't you put that guy up before? I still don't know who he is

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)

17 Is that Gabrielle Union?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)

18 B'Gal is up, gotta go help her reach functional status.
BBL

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (HaL55)

19 I'm going to guess Darla. But I have no idea who Darla is.

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (dBiBP)

20 Am I alone in not fully grasping the appeal of pepperoni?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)

21 I had sausage, peperoni and mushroom pizza on Tuesday.

Damn tasty, even if it was from Pizza Hut

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK8)

22 Am I alone in not fully grasping the appeal of pepperoni?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)

No

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (O2RFr)

23 Willowed:

Have another WH meeting with these guys. "Re-platform everyone, right now, or I'll Sherman every last one of you sons-of-bitches."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:24 AM (AzW6q)

Even better if he's talking about Tecumseh Sherman instead of the anti-trust act...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


IRS audit all of them, their parents, siblings, cousins, in-laws, every one for the last 20 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (W2taJ)

24 If my server was worth a shit I would have been Firsticles - Yuge and Classy. Fuck you server.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)

25 12
There's a horse playing with those shoes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .

She's preparing for a midnight canter around the park.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (elsTe)

26 10 Doesn't get anymore depraved than this...


WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies

http://tinyurl.com/yyqgm7pg
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)

Jesus Christ. We need some Old Testament smiting.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

27 Damn that pizza looks good

Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)

28 8 Is that Tatyana Ali?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (GEpFD)

17 Is that Gabrielle Union?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK


No on both, sorry.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (R8APV)

29 Looks like a bunny was on the pizza.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (2LelM)

30 Are the Democrats still ranting in the Führerbunker ?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (T09ml)

31 The crust is just a delivery system.

Accordingly, "thin crust."

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (Bdeb0)

32 Viveca Fox ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)

33 Hey, guess what happened 10 years ago today??

Anyone see this mentioned on the news, who is usually happy to note big event anniversaries?


https://twitter.com/TheHimmmm/status/

1123881599999840258

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

34 Don't know who she is but she's cute.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

35 Mr. Daou is not only not over the 2016 election, he isn't over the primaries.More of this spirit, please.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (0QYMt)

36 Oh and fuck Peter Daou with boat-tail suppositories.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK8)

37 The mouse turds on the pepperoni supposed to be sausage? Poor excuse for sausage.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

38 16 Wait, didn't you put that guy up before? I still don't know who he is
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)


I guess he looks kind of similar to a number of guys I've put up before, but no, he's new.

I guess you're saying I need more variety.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (R8APV)

39 Biden got billion dollar contracts for his son from China and Russia (?) using US Gov leverage, just imagine how great he would be as POTUS, getting even better deals ... selling off even more of America for his personal gain.


or maybe his naked swimming for female agents, or creepy hair smelling and child petting, or his wise guy attributes ... he checks all the boxes for Dems ... all creepy and corrupt.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (Cus5s)

40 You know you're getting old when the first thing you think of is where can I find that pizza.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

41 The chick with the shoes has no ass.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (2LelM)

42
Second to last picture is a horse throwing its shoe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (OLCnA)

43 Damn tasty, even if it was from Pizza Hut
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK

That's a bridge too far for me.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (7u6m0)

44 41 The chick with the shoes has no ass.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (2LelM)

But makes up for it by looking like a horse.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

45 I really don't see the "horse" resemblance in SJP. You can make all the "feedbag" and "saddle and bridle" and "moonlight canter" jokes you want, but she really is an attractive woman. She plays annoying characters, sure, but I remember her early turn with Bruce Willis in Striking Distance, and she was pretty hot in that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (elsTe)

46
or maybe his naked swimming for female agents, or creepy hair smelling and child petting, or his wise guy attributes ... he checks all the boxes for Dems ... all creepy and corrupt.

And moral... Super moral... MAMA for the win!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (O2RFr)

47 "how does that sort of ham-handed virtue signaling rhetoric help their cause? How does it help them win voters?"

Democrats appeal to peoples' hatreds.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (AB9tT)

48 32 Viveca Fox ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)


No. Hint: Shazam.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (R8APV)

49 I'm tired of you assholes smearing me. I don't just like dead babies for the sake of dead babies. - they're sacrifices.

Don't lump me in with these ghouls.

Posted by: Moloch at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)

50 Transvestite Donkey Witch

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

51 Doesn't get anymore depraved than this...


WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies

http://tinyurl.com/yyqgm7pg
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)

Jesus Christ. We need some Old Testament smiting.
Posted by: Insomniac


Yesterday was Day of Prayer.

I asked for moar smiting, less forgiving.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (W2taJ)

52 Anyone not familiar with the odious Peter Daou can read this backgrounder. The guy is a real piece of ugly work.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4r82ap5

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (Z216Q)

53 No. Hint: Shazam.

***

Jim Nabors?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (GEpFD)

54 >>I guess you're saying I need more variety.



OM, emailed you a link to an excellent source for pics!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

55 No idea who anybody is (apart from the vile leftist land whales) but now I really, really want a pizza.

Posted by: joncelli, pouncing while porcine at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

56 40 You know you're getting old when the first thing you think of is where can I find that pizza.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (0tfLf)


I think it's Little Caesar's.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (R8APV)

57 I love that pizza in the back of Epcot at Via Napoli. Can think of any other pizza I like. Of course it is usally after I have run 13.1 miles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (JFO2v)

58 43 Damn tasty, even if it was from Pizza Hut
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK

That's a bridge too far for me.
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I honed my pizza skillz at all you can eat pizza at Pizza Hut. The secret is not to drink liquids.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM)

59 Ette's might like Robbie Williams, he sorta looks like today's guys. Only he has more tats.

Today's girl looks good, just need to see the whole package before I start flogging the bishop. Some girls are very cute from the rack up only.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8)

60 Anyone not familiar with the odious Peter Daou can read this backgrounder. The guy is a real piece of ugly work.

***

Which one could infer simply from his sycophancy for the Hildebeast.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (GEpFD)

61 WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies


the dem 'winners' of the PP endorsement get this as part of the package

Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (Z04f8)

62 I forgot Conans Pizza in Austin. Are they still there???

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)

63 On the topic of Joe transpandering, I keep pointing out to people that back during 2012 Joe was up in front of a relatively normal rally and blurted out that trans rights were "the great civil rights struggle of our time".

People dismissed it as Plugs being Plugs at the time; but what happened within a few years?

This tells us two important things, about the DNC/media complex and about Biden. First, that they game out their insane fringe issues years and years in advance. The whole thing has been a strategic put-up.

Second, having heard things in Sooper Sekrit planning, lil' Joey's epic retardation led him to talk about it at the first opportunity, in public. His skull contains a hitherto unknown medium of sub-vacuum.

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (CGB5H)

64 Viveca Fox ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)

No. Hint: Shazam.
Posted by: OregonMuse


She don't look like Gomer, but ok,

Jim Nabors?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (W2taJ)

65 Pizza!

I should go make some no knead pizza dough for tonight.. but that means getting up..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (438dO)

66 who is dis? Nobody I'm interested in, that's who.

I do like that picture of the Rothko you've got at the end of the post.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)

67 Wait, didn't you put that guy up before? I still don't know who he is

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)

Most of the recent ones have all looked pretty much the same...I don't know who they are either....pop culture drop-out.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (ykq7q)

68 Second to last picture is a horse throwing its shoe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (OLCnA)

Thread winner!

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

69 Zachary Levi?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK8)

70 I guess you're saying I need more variety.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (R8APV)

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If the 'ettes want variety, give 'em Nadler in a Speedo

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)

71 68 Second to last picture is a horse throwing its shoe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (OLCnA)

Thread winner!
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

LOL

Seconded. Nice one, QM

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

72 Why is their a horse sitting by some shoes?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (xfb67)

73 >>Anyone not familiar with the odious Peter Daou can read this backgrounder. The guy is a real piece of ugly work.



Yet another Hillary Renfield.

Look at the weirdo, sleazy men with whom she surrounds herself.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (W+vEI)

74 OM, emailed you a link to an excellent source for pics!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (W+vEI)


Oh yes, I follow them on Twitter already! I steal lots of my material from them.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (R8APV)

75 If the 'ettes want variety, give 'em Nadler in a Speedo

Steve Cohen with the greasy chicken piece hanging out of his mouth

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)

76 That's not a Deep Dish. It's a Sicilian.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (ywWFF)

77 If the 'ettes want variety, give 'em Nadler in a Speedo

***

I doubt they make Speedos in his size.

And if they do, they really shouldn't.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)

78 Zachary L. Pugh for the male. Stage name Zachary Levi (his middle name, he just leaves off the Pugh).

The female looks familiar but I can't place her.

Posted by: pkudude99 at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (+PXYI)

79 13 Zachary Levi
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (W+vEI)


Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (R8APV)

80 Who Dis:


I don't know but


brb

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (FwSdb)

81 Pepperoni, hell yes. Baked, with cupped edges keeping the grease in a pool. I snatch them right off the pie to be eaten first

Posted by: zeera at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (3Bzg7)

82 Wolfus, de gustibus, but I have to wildly disagree. I don't just mock SJP because it's fun - I genuinely have never found her even sort of attractive. She didn't look good young (Square Pegs), and she didn't look good in Sex in the City. I see a ton of women every day who are way better looking, and I live in Cleveland, not South Beach or Orange County.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)

83 Darla is pretty darn hot, though I have zero idea who she is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (Z216Q)

84 Am I alone in not fully grasping the appeal of pepperoni?

I don't really get why you wouldn't like it, not something to get worked up aboot, though. Different strokes for different dicks or something.

Posted by: Ricky at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (CGB5H)

85 >>Why is their a horse sitting by some shoes?


Kentucky Derby is this weekend.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (ywWFF)

86 I like the pizza but kneading her dough would be fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (0tfLf)

87 65 Pizza!

I should go make some no knead pizza dough for tonight.. but that means getting up..
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Its cheaper to order in. It really is.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (2LelM)

88 64 Viveca Fox ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)

No. Hint: Shazam.
Posted by: OregonMuse


She don't look like Gomer, but ok,

Jim Nabors?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (W2taJ)

Post-transition

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

89 Second to last picture is a horse throwing its shoe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (OLCnA)

Thread winner!
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

LOL

Seconded. Nice one, QM
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Thirded.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (W2taJ)

90 75 If the 'ettes want variety, give 'em Nadler in a Speedo

Sitting on an Ottoman, right? Yeah, we did that one already.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

91 testing link ....

Posted by: zeera at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (3Bzg7)

92 I guess you're saying I need more variety.

I think she's saying all of today's little actors look the same, with the not-quite-full-beards-but-more-than-stubble..

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (1+J19)

93 On the topic of Joe transpandering, I keep pointing out to people that back during 2012 Joe was up in front of a relatively normal rally and blurted out that trans rights were "the great civil rights struggle of our time".

People dismissed it as Plugs being Plugs at the time; but what happened within a few years?

This tells us two important things, about the DNC/media complex and about Biden. First, that they game out their insane fringe issues years and years in advance. The whole thing has been a strategic put-up.

Second, having heard things in Sooper Sekrit planning, lil' Joey's epic retardation led him to talk about it at the first opportunity, in public. His skull contains a hitherto unknown medium of sub-vacuum.
Posted by: Sporkatus

.............

Yes.. they have successfully moved America to the point where it can accept the CiC get it up the pooper in the Lincoln Bedroom!

Too bad for Joe!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (438dO)

94 Steve Cohen in the middle of the House
Steve Cohen in the middle of the House
Steve Cohen in the middle of the House
And he's eatin' some friiiiiiiiied chicken

Posted by: Loudon Wainwright Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (6XgGT)

95 Ha! Off grossly inappropriate sock!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (FwSdb)

96
...this guy just walked through the cube farm & he's exactly what you would imagine as the "Spock with a beard" version of Rand Paul...

Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (cuot+)

97 90 75 If the 'ettes want variety, give 'em Nadler in a Speedo

Sitting on an Ottoman, right? Yeah, we did that one already.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

Fuck you guys.

Posted by: Erdogan at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

98 If the 'ettes want variety, give 'em Nadler in a Speedo
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)


I do not want to cause projectile vomiting.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (R8APV)

99 Funny, because me and the missus are re-watching Chuck. Gotta say his hair certainly looks better in this photo. More kempt, if you will.

Kind of forgot how smokin' hawt Yvonne Strahovsky is. Yikes. Not to mention the woman who plays Ellie. Jeepers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (xPJvm)

100 I doubt they make Speedos in his size.

And if they do, they really shouldn't.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)

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Oh... they do. My brother used to work for the country club when we were kids, and their was a Nadler sized gentleman there who was partial to them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

101 I doubt they make Speedos in his size.

And if they do, they really shouldn't.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)

13x doublefukn ugly

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (JFO2v)

102 43 Damn tasty, even if it was from Pizza Hut
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK

That's a bridge too far for me.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (7u6m0)

For a pizza chain, they ain't bad and they give out enough coupons to make it affordable.

Their baked pasta isn't bad, either. But then...I like Spaghettios and Olive Garden, so consider the source

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)

103 Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?

I have learned more euphemisms for masturbation here than I ever knew before I got here at ASHQ. I asked my husband if he knew of many of these terms and the he said "no" and laughed. Such an odd place!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (FSPNP)

104 I've determined that Wegman's brand Ice Cream Sandwiches are the best. Very affordable as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (2LelM)

105 Calories in 1 slice of Pizza Hut deep dish pizza

410
Cal
34%
36g
Carbs
49%
23g
Fat
16%
17g
Protein

Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (mpXpK)

106 20 Am I alone in not fully grasping the appeal of pepperoni?

I'm afraid you are. Sad.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (7mZJL)

107 Well sure Russia helped Bernie. We have no better ally than Russia, revolutionary brothers who help us curb the threat of Republicans. Those awful Republicans, who always collude with terrible, terrible Russia, our most bitter adversary. I hate those Russians so much, colluding with Republicans to hurt Russia, our closest friends.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (7u6m0)

108 >>Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?


Chess Thread

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (ywWFF)

109 105 Calories in 1 slice of Pizza Hut deep dish pizza

410
Cal
34%
36g
Carbs
49%
23g
Fat

Kill joy
16%
17g
Protein

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

110 Joan Collins in blackface.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (+fPHo)

111 100 I doubt they make Speedos in his size.

And if they do, they really shouldn't.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)

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Oh... they do. My brother used to work for the country club when we were kids, and their was a Nadler sized gentleman there who was partial to them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

The bigger the German the smaller the speedo.

Posted by: Stuff PJ O'Rourke said when he was funny at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

112 103 Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?

No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

113 I do not want to cause projectile vomiting.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (R8APV)
----------

God bless you.

And, a pox on you, Yud.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (aXucN)

114 Why is their a horse sitting by some shoes?


Kentucky Derby is this weekend.
Posted by: garrett


Yeah. The management company that runs our building at work thru a KD party yesterday with appetizers.

Work decides to shit all over me yesterday afternoon right before it started.

FML.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (W2taJ)

115 I though it was beating the bishop. You flog the one-eyed monk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (FwSdb)

116 Barr has thr best hairpiece in politics.

Posted by: Bevis at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (cwyBD)

117 Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (ywWFF)

LOL. Good comeback.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (FSPNP)

118 Well sure Russia helped Bernie. We have no better ally than Russia, revolutionary brothers who help us curb the threat of Republicans. Those awful Republicans, who always collude with terrible, terrible Russia, our most bitter adversary. I hate those Russians so much, colluding with Republicans to hurt Russia, our closest friends.

***

Well played, sir. I can't even attempt to think like a Democrat. Makes my head hurt.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (GEpFD)

119 20 Am I alone in not fully grasping the appeal of pepperoni?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)

Commie heathen!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

120 108 >>Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?


Chess Thread
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (ywWFF)

I'm guessing Germany

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (bcbK8)

121 >>No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.

Trust him.
He's a professional Clown Boxer.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (ywWFF)

122 Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?

I have learned more euphemisms for masturbation here than I ever knew before I got here at ASHQ. I asked my husband if he knew of many of these terms and the he said "no" and laughed. Such an odd place!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Aren't you glad that there aren't more calls for prayer regarding blindness and hairy knuckles?

Posted by: The Horde at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (Z04f8)

123 Am I alone in not fully grasping the appeal of pepperoni?


It's a summer sausage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (FwSdb)

124 I have learned more euphemisms for masturbation here than I ever knew
before I got here at ASHQ. I asked my husband if he knew of many of
these terms and the he said "no" and laughed. Such an odd place!.


Phoning the Czar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)

125 Commie heathen!

***

Actually, you're half right.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (GEpFD)

126
I have learned more euphemisms for masturbation here than I ever knew before I got here at ASHQ. I asked my husband if he knew of many of these terms and the he said "no" and laughed. Such an odd place!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


LOL... Me too... Here is where I first found out what motor boating was....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr)

127 112 103 Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?

No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

gagging the cat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (JFO2v)

128 His skull contains a hitherto unknown medium of sub-vacuum.
Posted by: Sporkatus




We're working on it.

Posted by: CERN at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (wW03z)

129 choking the chicken

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (FwSdb)

130 This won't end well.....

Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (Z04f8)

131 127 112 103 Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?

No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

gagging the cat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (JFO2v)

My favorite is actually from my friend Rikk Wolf:

Burping the worm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

132
It's a summer sausage.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (FwSdb)

slapping the sausgae

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (JFO2v)

133 SEE!?!

Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (Z04f8)

134 Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)


410 in one slice per the post I copied. Also, if most people are like me they will eat at least three of those slices. I don't car about the calories right noqw because I am trying to gain back weight. But the carbs are a killer with me now due to diabetes.

Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (mpXpK)

135
Sarah Jessica Parker needs a farrier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (BWL+E)

136 spank the monkey

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (FwSdb)

137 Meagan Good?

Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (7kVu3)

138 Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from
One can only assume from the form-disguising properties of a robe, and the bulge of a cowl past the neck being suggestive of a certain shape.

Not a unique observation, as I recall from the descriptions in Moby Dick of using the whale's "sausage" skin to make an impromptu blubber cutting robe, and old Hermy the perv's stupid "archbishopric" pun.

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (CGB5H)

139 410 in one slice per the post I copied. Also, if most people are like me they will eat at least three of those slices. I don't car about the calories right noqw because I am trying to gain back weight. But the carbs are a killer with me now due to diabetes.

I feel your pain

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (O2RFr)

140 Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (mpXpK)

You must be a real hoot at parties...

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

141
Speaking of hideous male representatives... 'Member Waxman?

He made Steve Cohen look like Ryan Gosling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

142 54
>>I guess you're saying I need more variety.



OM, emailed you a link to an excellent source for pics!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
I sent you one too, OM, but now that I think about it, it might be awfully easy to guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (elsTe)

143 Yet another Hillary Renfield.

A more apt description of Daou would be hard to find.

Look at the weirdo, sleazy men with whom she surrounds herself.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (W+vEI)


Right? This has always been the case, even when she was FLOTUS: James Carville. Paul Begala. Lanny Davis. Sid Blumenthal. The Clinton White House was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (R8APV)

144 pop culture drop-out.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (ykq7q)


With you on that one.

Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (7kVu3)

145 Speaking of hideous male representatives... 'Member Waxman?

***

Oh god yes. The nostrils on that guy...

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (GEpFD)

146 I had a 12 inch pizza yesterday for a way too big lunch.

Six slices, arugula atop the sauce and mozzarella, then each sliced dressed with a nice slice of prosciutto, and in the center, the piece de resistance, a ball of buffalo mozz, baked with the pizza.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (+fPHo)

147 Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

Perhaps the men should have a thread where they discuss all the terms men use for masturbation. It might be longer than the list for movie titles ending in my a$$"....and they will laugh, I will go fold laundry or do something useful. Maybe I hang around with tame crowd but women don't have nearly as many terms for masturbation....even about men doing it.

Such an odd place!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (FSPNP)

148 >>f the 'ettes want variety, give 'em Nadler in a Speedo



Maybe that's what you find hot?!
I prefer this:
https://twitter.com/RepDanCrenshaw

Or this:
https://tinyurl.com/y2ck5efd

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (W+vEI)

149 I sent you one too, OM, but now that I think about it, it might be awfully easy to guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (elsTe


Sure, but some of those are fun, too. I may yet find a use for it.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (R8APV)

150 Chafing the carrot. Jerkin' the gherkin.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

151 Shaking hands with the governor of love (British)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (aZP8r)

152 jerking the gherkin

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (JFO2v)

153 Meagan Good?

Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (7kVu3)

Who?

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (ykq7q)

154 Right? This has always been the case, even when she was FLOTUS: James Carville. Paul Begala. Lanny Davis. Sid Blumenthal. The Clinton White House was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

***

And yet it still paled in comparison to the Obama White House.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (GEpFD)

155 Greeting the goo?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (2LelM)

156 Nadler in a Speedo in slow-mo.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (6XgGT)

157 Meagan Good?

Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM

--------

I checked and this is right. Super-hot mixed-race actress.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (AzW6q)

158 140
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (mpXpK)



You must be a real hoot at parties...

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

I can'r remember the last party I went to.

Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (mpXpK)

159 Maybe that's what you find hot?!
I prefer this:
https://twitter.com/RepDanCrenshaw


I've posted Rep. Crenshaw twice. I know he's an instant swoon for the 'ettes. I don't want to overuse him.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (R8APV)

160 137
Meagan Good?
Beat me to it. And I had to cheat.
Never heard of her but will have to follow up.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (ctEmO)

161 146 I had a 12 inch pizza yesterday for a way too big lunch.

Six slices, arugula atop the sauce and mozzarella, then each sliced dressed with a nice slice of prosciutto, and in the center, the piece de resistance, a ball of buffalo mozz, baked with the pizza.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (+fPHo)

next time have them cut into 4 pieces

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

162 Nadler in a Speedo in slow-mo.

***

I'm really not liking this Baywatch reboot.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (GEpFD)

163 Priming the pump

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z4z/q)

164 Fuck it. I'm ordering some Mod Pizza for lunch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (bcbK8)

165 Speaking of hideous male representatives... 'Member Waxman?

He made Steve Cohen look like Ryan Gosling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM

Leaf nosed bat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (aZP8r)

166 women don't have nearly as many terms for masturbation


Going walkabout in the Bush Downunder.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z04f8)

167 Such an odd place!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (FSPNP)

This is not a new development.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

168 Pulled pork. Jerked chicken.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (6XgGT)

169 3rd pic is Mr Ed playing with shoes? Its a theme this week?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (9dQxE)

170
Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?

I imagine it's because a circumcised penis looks like it's wearing a bishops hat.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (TAmPV)

171 166 women don't have nearly as many terms for masturbation


Going walkabout in the Bush Downunder.
Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z04f

Rubbing one out.
Killing a kitten.
Jilling off.
Flicking the bean.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

172 >>I've posted Rep. Crenshaw twice. I know he's an instant swoon for the 'ettes. I don't want to overuse him.


Yeah, just needed a brain cleanse after the Nadler imagery!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

173 You must be a real hoot at parties...

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

I can'r remember the last party I went to.

Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (mpXpK)

Gosh...shocking.

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (cF8AT)

174 Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z04f

I really think you made that up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (FSPNP)

175 women don't have nearly as many terms for masturbation

***

Flicking the bean

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (GEpFD)

176 Speaking of hideous male representatives... 'Member Waxman?

-
Nostrilferatu.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

177 women don't have nearly as many terms for masturbation


Going walkabout in the Bush Downunder.
Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z04f8

Flicking the bean

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (Z4z/q)

178 173 You must be a real hoot at parties...

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

I can'r remember the last party I went to.

Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (mpXpK)

Gosh...shocking.
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (cF8AT)

Downing a fifth of bourbon will do that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

179 82
Wolfus, de gustibus, but I have to wildly disagree. I don't just mock
SJP because it's fun - I genuinely have never found her even sort of
attractive. She didn't look good young (Square Pegs), and she didn't
look good in Sex in the City. I see a ton of women every day who are way
better looking, and I live in Cleveland, not South Beach or Orange
County.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
Oh, SJP is no Nicole Kidman, but she's fairly attractive. I see a ton of women every day here too -- about eight of them, who total 2000 pounds -- so I guess if you're in a desert, anything looks like water.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (elsTe)

180 Flicking the bean!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

181 I appreciate shoe pron as much as the next red blooded Ette, but did you have to include SJP?

Posted by: Agnes Bullock at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (3V1gc)

182 Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (GEpFD)

Well of course you knew that one CLINT FLICKER

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (Z4z/q)

183 "grasping the appeal of pepperoni"

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Cunk2020 at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (EZuZ5)

184 46 percent of the total vote tally, but how much of that vote tally constituted illegal voters (*illegal* aliens, disenfranchised felons, and people who traveled to vote more than once)?

I know Barr has a lot on his plate, but why hasn't the Trump DoJ gotten to the bottom of that one citizen, one vote problem?

Our future is on the line.

Posted by: CAPT Constitution at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (tif1h)

185 Their baked pasta isn't bad, either. But then...I like Spaghettios and Olive Garden, so consider the source

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo


I like Olive Garden. Nothing wrong with it. Food snobbery, feh.

Warhol had a point, about more than just art.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (AM1GF)

186 i'm confused: how could one possibly "smear and vilify" Shrillery?

that's like calling water "wet" and someone complaining about it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (mjooP)

187 Barr has thr best hairpiece in politics.
Posted by: Bevis at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (cwyBD)

I don't think it's a hairpiece

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (NFEMn)

188 Nadler in a Speedo in slow-mo while in pink Crocs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (pw+jk)

189 For the ladies, gilding the lily.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (6XgGT)

190 160 137
Meagan Good?
Beat me to it. And I had to cheat.
Never heard of her but will have to follow up.
Posted by: FrodoB at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (ctEmO)


I saw Shazam! a couple of days ago.

I actually thought it was pretty good, for a superhero movie.

I wanted to pick a hot chick and a got guy from it.

So, Zachary Levi, of course.

But there are slim pickings for hot chicks in that move. Ms. Good had a small role, so here she is.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (R8APV)

191 Now, take all the euphemisms for bopping the bishop and end it with ...in my ass.

Like yesterday's art thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (W2taJ)

192 Apparently Meagan Good is going to be in a Monster Hunter movie next year - the video game series, not the books.

I guess the only good thing about that is that it's directed by the other Paul Anderson, who is roughly the Orson Welles of video game movies.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (oZ6kz)

193 >>Right? This has always been the case, even when she was FLOTUS: James Carville. Paul Begala. Lanny Davis. Sid Blumenthal. The Clinton White House was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.


John Podesta
Phillipe Reines
David Brock
Lanny Davis

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

194 Oh, SJP is no Nicole Kidman, but she's fairly attractive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (elsTe)

neigh

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (ykq7q)

195 Shazam.....in the ass

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (Z4z/q)

196 looks like a detroit style pizza.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (Pg+x7)

197 Its cheaper to order in. It really is.
Posted by: Puddin Head
..........

Not around here!

a medium 14 inch pizza with one topping is like $14 bucks unless you are getting the crap from the big pizza chains.

Nope.. much cheaper and lots better doing my own. It just takes some planning..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (438dO)

198 Yesterday modified movie titles, today euphemisms for masturbation. The Horde really is an teenager with ADD.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)

199 Oh, SJP is no Nicole Kidman, but she's fairly attractive.

When she was younger she was kinda cute... Unfortunately with age she has grown into her nose

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

200

"Creepy Joe was up before an LGBTBBQ+1 crowed"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (aKsyK)

201 Sometimes I would like to flog my Bishop somewhat verbally- not literally- because-although he has some very appealing qualities, he can be an idiot about political correctness and is more liberal about things than I am, but I want to know nothing....absolutely nothing... about his masturbation habits and he has fortunately never discussed that with me, thank you God! .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (FSPNP)

202 Oh, SJP is no Nicole Kidman, but she's fairly attractive.

***

I'll admit she was kinda cute decades ago when she did Square Pegs.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)

203 Yesterday modified movie titles, today euphemisms for masturbation. The Horde really is an teenager with ADD.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)

There's pizza, too.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (7u6m0)

204 176 Speaking of hideous male representatives... 'Member Waxman?
-
Nostrilferatu.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)


Iowahawk had a funny bit on his old blog about Waxman being an alien trying to pass himself off as human.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (R8APV)

205
Unfortunately with age she has grown into her nose

Posted by: It's me donna


Her nose has lost face.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (BWL+E)

206 ... & looks like wire taps on the biden campaign are called for to monitor collusion with the chinese.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (Pg+x7)

207 203 Yesterday modified movie titles, today euphemisms for masturbation. The Horde really is an teenager with ADD.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)

There's pizza, too.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (7u6m0)

Don't mix the two, you'll burn yourself.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

208 Iowahawk had a funny bit on his old blog about Waxman being an alien trying to pass himself off as human.

***

I wasn't fooled for a minute.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (GEpFD)

209 Oh, SJP is no Nicole Kidman, but she's fairly attractive.

***

I'll admit she was kinda cute decades ago when she did Square Pegs.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)

I liked her in Honeymoon in Vegas. she was looking very fit in that one, despite the dumbness of the movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (xPJvm)

210 Waxman the hog nosed creep

Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (mpXpK)

211 looks like a detroit style pizza.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
..........

not quite thick enough, but defintely the oily/crispy edges..

I made Detroit style not too long ago, using the traditional brick cheese.. and homemade garlicky pizza sauce.. damn it was good..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (438dO)

212 I know Barr has a lot on his plate, but why hasn't the Trump DoJ gotten to the bottom of that one citizen, one vote problem?

Our future is on the line.

Posted by: CAPT Constitution at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (tif1h)
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because the people in the middle are all career apparatchiks, AND Demonrats?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (mjooP)

213 Waxman the hog nosed creep

Didn't Rush call him the Nostril?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

214 ... & audits on his & his family-members' bank records.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (Pg+x7)

215 The common thread of today's picture's is that neither Meagan Good or Zachary Levi are what they appear to be. "Meagan Good" sounds like a California blonde airhead's name and Zachary Levi sounds Jewish---which he isn't.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (NFEMn)

216 Right? This has always been the case, even when she
was FLOTUS: James Carville. Paul Begala. Lanny Davis. Sid Blumenthal.
The Clinton White House was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.


Lickspittle is a word that isn't used nearly enough.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (0QYMt)

217 Same here, Vic. Not a fan of parties. I'd rather stay home.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (6XgGT)

218 >>I liked her in Honeymoon in Vegas. she was looking very fit in that one, despite the dumbness of the movie.

Matthew Broderick in "The Freshman." Adorable.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

219 I'll take her in Dead Calm or Days of Thunder thank you.

Posted by: H Badger at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (n/0Nw)

220 Virulent?

I am kind of running out of space here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (t6MX/)

221 & looks like wire taps on the biden campaign are called for to monitor collusion with the chinese.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp


And I am a bitchandahalf!!

Posted by: precedent at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (Z04f8)

222 Nope.. much cheaper and lots better doing my own. It just takes some planning..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (438dO)


The Domino's near my house has a large (14"), 3-topping pizza for $7.99. As far as I'm concerned, that's the best deal in town.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (R8APV)

223 Don't know who she is but the cleavage reminds me of a young Alf Landon.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2019 11:52 AM (mvenn)

224

Eat what you like. Like what you eat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (aKsyK)

225 -
--
Yesterday modified movie titles, today euphemisms for masturbation. The Horde really is an teenager with ADD.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
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There's pizza, too.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (7u6m0)
--------------------------------------------------------

Don't mix the two, you'll burn yourself.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM

------------------------

Universal Pictures presents Italian Pie: Bandaid Camp

Posted by: irright at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (pMGkg)

226 202 Oh, SJP is no Nicole Kidman, but she's fairly attractive.

***

I'll admit she was kinda cute decades ago when she did Square Pegs.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)

There was that movie with Steve Martin that came out in the early '90s, and I'm having a brain fart on the title, but she was cute and fun in that one. (LA Story?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (RD7QR)

227 Ms. Good had a small role, so here she is.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (R8APV)


You should grab her picture from the cover of Unborn. That's a nice shot of one of her four best features.

Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (7kVu3)

228 Matthew Broderick in "The Freshman." Adorable.

***

That's a great movie. Brando should've done more comedy.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (GEpFD)

229 There was that movie with Steve Martin that came out in the early '90s, and I'm having a brain fart on the title, but she was cute and fun in that one. (LA Story?)

Yup SaNdI

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

230 @W7VOA

Today @POTUS spoke with #Russia President Putin for more than an hour, @PressSec tells reporters.


COLLLLLUSSSSION!

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (cF8AT)

231 I'll take her in Dead Calm or Days of Thunder thank you.


Now.


I think she has a portrait in an attic somewhere.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (FwSdb)

232 Lickspittle is a word that isn't used nearly enough.

I was once having a conversation with my sister and just couldn't remember the word "sycophant", so I just kept saying "lickspittle" instead.

After about the third time she told me to stop.

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (CGB5H)

233 193 >>Right? This has always been the case, even when she was FLOTUS: James Carville. Paul Begala. Lanny Davis. Sid Blumenthal. The Clinton White House was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

John Podesta
Phillipe Reines
David Brock
Lanny Davis
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)


OM: I already mentioned Lanny Davis.

Lizzy: I know. I really hate Lanny Davis.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (R8APV)

234 217
Same here, Vic. Not a fan of parties. I'd rather stay home.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (6XgGT)

I don't mind parties its just since I retired about 15 years ago I don't get around much anymore. The last party I went to was a wedding reception for a guy's son from work. Usually for those kinds of parties there's no alcohol or only a beer keg.

Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (mpXpK)

235
looks like wire taps on the biden campaign are called for to monitor collusion with the chinese.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (Pg+x7)


If the House insist on issuing subpoenas to anyone in Trump's orbit the Senate should suboena Hunter Biden and everyone in his orbit.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (TAmPV)

236 219
I'll take her in Dead Calm or Days of Thunder thank you.

Posted by: H Badger at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .

If you mean the young Nicole, then very much so. Also Malice, which is a heck of a good thriller from the days when Alec Baldwin was an actor. And To Die For, where she proved she was not just a gorgeous face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (elsTe)

237 223 Don't know who she is but the cleavage reminds me of a young Alf Landon.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2019 11:52 AM (mvenn)


William Howard Taft made Mae West look like Twiggy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (zBaqJ)

238 The Domino's near my house has a large (14"), 3-topping pizza for $7.99. As far as I'm concerned, that's the best deal in town.
Posted by: OregonMuse
.......

I have to admit I have never had a Domino's pizza! Maybe I will have to try it sometime.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (438dO)

239 Iowahawk had a funny bit on his old blog about Waxman being an alien trying to pass himself off as human.

------

You see, I take these glasses off, he looks like a regular person, doesn't he? Put them back on... formaldehyde-face!

Posted by: John Nada at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (AzW6q)

240 Who's the guy beside the aging lesbian with glasses?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (JgA4k)

241 Lizzy: I know. I really hate Lanny Davis.

***

I always loved Limbaugh's impression of Lanny saying the word "proof."

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (GEpFD)

242 220 Virulent?

I am kind of running out of space here.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (t6MX/)

We're going to have to go with the Horde equivalent of nomina sacra to fit stuff into the sig lines. Flounder, reb, vulg, dep, vir.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (RD7QR)

243 Brit Hume @brithume
Remember when the Post got all over Eric Holder for stonewalling Congress, being found in contempt and for declaring himself Barack Obama's "wing man." Neither do I.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (BqBId)

244
Lickspittle is a word that isn't used nearly enough.

Toady
Boot licker
Brown noser

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (BWL+E)

245 No one followed my link, so. . . 10 years ago today they got Bin Laden.

America, f#ck yeah!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5oym78e

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

246 There was that movie with Steve Martin that came out
in the early '90s, and I'm having a brain fart on the title, but she
was cute and fun in that one. (LA Story?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid? Or was that earlier?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (elsTe)

247 In Jan 2016 (6 months after announcement) Obama had Ukraine official in White House trying to find dirt on Trump! DAMN!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (JFO2v)

248 No one followed my link, so. . . 10 years ago today they got Bin Laden.

Or did they? Adjusts tin foil hat

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

249 224




Eat what you like. Like what you eat.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (aKsyK)\
Don't mind if I do.

*downs bagel with cream cheese, pepper bacon, and jalapeno*
*eyeballs, wife*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)

250 I had not heard of one of insomniacs terms before.

I guess men practice terms' more readily.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (r/xAU)

251 If the House insist on issuing subpoenas to anyone in Trump's orbit the Senate should suboena Hunter Biden and everyone in his orbit.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Haul in Hunters' exwife. We can take bets on how long she holds out being the good leftist before the woman scorned emerges

Posted by: precedent at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (Z04f8)

252 244
Lickspittle is a word that isn't used nearly enough.

Toady
Boot licker
Brown noser
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (BWL+E)

Sycophant
Flunky
Hanger-on

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

253 >>OM: I already mentioned Lanny Davis.

Lizzy: I know. I really hate Lanny Davis.


Lol, guess I do!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)

254

BELLVILLE, Ohio - A prom proposal by a Clear Fork student has prompted widespread condemnation and backlash after a photo of him holding a poster with a racist statement was circulated on Facebook.

In the photo, the student stands beside a girl and holds a poster that reads, "If I was black I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white so I'm picking U for prom!"

The student, who was not identified, has been "spoken to," according to a statement from Clear Fork Valley Local Schools Superintendent Janice Wyckoff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (aKsyK)

255 Throne-sniffer

Posted by: John Nada at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)

256 Posted by: John Nada

Hey, look, man. I don't want any trouble.

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (CGB5H)

257 chitown, dominos is barely pizza, it has some ingredients that resemble what one puts on a pizza.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (r/xAU)

258 someone shoe that horse!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (RKQ/v)

259 In the photo, the student stands beside a girl and holds a poster that reads, "If I was black I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white so I'm picking U for prom!"

***

LMAO

I denounce myself

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (GEpFD)

260 I had not heard of one of insomniacs terms before.

I guess men practice terms' more readily.
Posted by: willow


We often conduct poles.

Posted by: The Horde at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z04f8)

261 Nicole Kidman is okay in my book. She is unapologetic about her religious faith. Kind of like Mark Wahlberg. Both Catholic I believe.

Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4z/q)

262 I wish I could eat pizza, the sauce tears me up.

I should learn how to make a sauce that won't

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)

263 Off, Rowdy Roddy Piper sock

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (AzW6q)

264 It's not masturbation, but my favorite youfamism for sex is "swapping gravy".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (1ISKN)

265 Minion

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (/tuJf)

266 259 In the photo, the student stands beside a girl and holds a poster that reads, "If I was black I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white so I'm picking U for prom!"


LOl. He's just repeating the mantra of the reparations crowd

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (O2RFr)

267 For the ladies, gilding the lily.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM

Double clicking the mouse.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (aZP8r)

268 donna, I certainly am glad they gave him a respectable passing.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (r/xAU)

269 267 For the ladies, gilding the lily.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM

Double clicking the mouse.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (aZP8r)

Paddling the pink canoe

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

270 I have to admit I have never had a Domino's pizza! Maybe I will have to try it sometime.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (438dO)


There used to be a joke about Dominos about how they could just save themselves time and money if they just FAXed the pizza to you, and it would taste about the same. But that was then. They've really upped their game recently and their pizza is actually quite good. So yes, I would recommend you give them a try.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (R8APV)

271 265 Minion
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (/tuJf)

Henchmen, which once again raises the question of how one goes about henching.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (RD7QR)

272
Today @POTUS spoke with #Russia President Putin for more than an hour, @PressSec tells reporters.


COLLLLLUSSSSION!
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (cF8AT)

We DEMAND to see the transcripts of that call!!

Posted by: Democrats at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (NFEMn)

273 I like the modifier obsequious. An obsequious toady.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (FwSdb)

274 you guys are killing sex for me.

I will have to shut brain down the next few times to survive this.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (r/xAU)

275 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)


You ate eyeballs and your wife on a bagel?!?

Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (7kVu3)

276 wingman'

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (r/xAU)

277 275 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)


You ate eyeballs and your wife on a bagel?!?
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (7kVu3)

KINK-eee...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

278 Today @POTUS spoke with #Russia President Putin for more than an hour, @PressSec tells reporters.

Vlad I'm walking down the hall as we speak looking at a picture of James Monroe. Great Guy, needed yuge hair.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (FhXTo)

279 Cleaned out the cat's litter box yesterday. That pizza looks...unfortunate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (7njPr)

280 There was a short back and forth yesterday between me and Y's Dice about Hitler and whether he loved Germany.

We settled on Y's Dice's opinion that Hitler had a very intense murder-suicide-type live for Germany.

Hillary Clinton has the same relationship with America. We rejected her, so she and all her Satanic minions will stop at nothing to destroy our Constitutional Federal Republic.

Can't wait until she no longer stains the Earth.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (8u1cU)

281 Yes Kidman.

Malice was damn good too.


Posted by: H Badger at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (n/0Nw)

282 262 I wish I could eat pizza, the sauce tears me up.

I should learn how to make a sauce that won't

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)

I think if you add baking soda to a red sauce it makes it less acidic. Not sure if that would help you or not. The older I get, the more it bothers me too.

(My relatives are spinning in their graves as I type that)

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (cF8AT)

283 262 I wish I could eat pizza, the sauce tears me up.
I should learn how to make a sauce that won't

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)


Is it the tomatoes?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (R8APV)

284 muldoon "... her cleavage reminds me of a young alf landon..."

her cleavage reminds me of the moons of melmac.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (Pg+x7)

285 I have to admit I have never had a Domino's pizza! Maybe I will have to try it sometime.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (438dO)

One of the good things about NJ is we don't have to rely on Dominos (Too Much Cheese), Papa John's (the absolute WORST) or Pizza Hut (barely edible) for pizza.

Posted by: Democrats at May 03, 2019 12:02 PM (NFEMn)

286 273 I like the modifier obsequious. An obsequious toady.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (FwSdb)

I like the word sycophant. Obsequious sycophant is a wonderful putdown.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:02 PM (J+mig)

287 ... and with that - wonder twins power activate!

form of a lurker.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 12:02 PM (Pg+x7)

288 Off DEMOCRATS sock

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2019 12:02 PM (NFEMn)

289 Oregon, I don't think so, or maybe the amt of tomatoes?

I can eat a tomato , it is an added ingredient I believe.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (r/xAU)

290 My euphemism for masturbation these days is

Passing time

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (Z4z/q)

291 275
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)



You ate eyeballs and your wife on a bagel?!?


Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (7kVu3)

I got confused by the "you are what you eat," word sorcery.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (t6MX/)

292 Sitting in the airport listening to CNN droning on about how the great economy isn't great. Idiots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (aZP8r)

293 One of the good things about NJ is we don't have to rely on Dominos (Too Much Cheese), Papa John's (the absolute WORST) or Pizza Hut (barely edible) for pizza.

***

Thing #1: There is no such thing as "too much cheese."

Thing #2: Papa John's could have the best pizza on the planet but they're never getting another penny from me.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (GEpFD)

294 261
Nicole Kidman is okay in my book. She is unapologetic about her
religious faith. Kind of like Mark Wahlberg. Both Catholic I
believe.



Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
If Disney is going to do a Indiana Jones reboot, they need to get Chris Pratt for it, and soon. And I wouldn't mind having Nicole in it too. Yes, she's Catholic -- it was probably part of the reason for the rift between her and Tom "Disciple of L. Ron Hubbard" Cruise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (elsTe)

295 264 It's not masturbation, but my favorite youfamism for sex is "swapping gravy".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (1ISKN)

bumping uglies

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (JFO2v)

296 This is a very good thread. If you aren't familiar with Lokhova, she was accused of being a honeypot sent by Halper to trap General Flynn.

She has vehemently denied it and I tend to believe her but a good thread anyway about the NYT article about FBI sending spies and who is behind it.

https://tinyurl.com/y69tzgmd

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (/tuJf)

297 267 For the ladies, gilding the lily.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM

Double clicking the mouse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (aZP8r)


Rowing the little man in the boat?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (R8APV)

298 292 Sitting in the airport listening to CNN droning on about how the great economy isn't great.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (aZP8r)

That's the worst euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

299 Tami, it's alright, I refuse borsht. I don't care how much i'll hear it when we meet again.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (r/xAU)

300 Making a taco

Churning butter

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (Z4z/q)

301
There was a short back and forth yesterday between me and Y's Dice about Hitler and whether he loved Germany.



He loved Germany and the German people but in the end he believed that they had failed him and Germany

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (TAmPV)

302 Some tomato sauces tear me up too, usually after I go to sleep.

I just had to try a few different brands until I found one that didn't.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (1ISKN)

303 Sitting in the airport listening to CNN droning on about how the great economy isn't great. Idiots.

***

At this point they might as well hire Bagdad Bob. (Is he still alive?)

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (GEpFD)

304 Jackstraw, have they started 2 am raids yet?

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (r/xAU)

305 bumping uglies
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (JFO2v)

Knocking boots


Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (Z4z/q)

306 >>Hillary Clinton has the same relationship with America. We rejected her, so she and all her Satanic minions will stop at nothing to destroy our Constitutional Federal Republic.


Nah, Hillary is America's pimp, and she's been b#tch-slapping her since she tried to go freelance.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

307 I think if you add baking soda to a red sauce it makes it less acidic. Not sure if that would help you or not. The older I get, the more it bothers me too.

(My relatives are spinning in their graves as I type that)
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM

Pinch of sugar works well to balance that, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (aZP8r)

308 302 Some tomato sauces tear me up too, usually after I go to sleep.

I just had to try a few different brands until I found one that didn't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (1ISKN)

Tomato sauce at night gives me some acid reflux.

A big glass of milk helps a lot to fight it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (bcbK8)

309 273
I like the modifier obsequious. An obsequious toady.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .

Kind of redundant, don't you think? You'll never see a defiant toady.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (elsTe)

310 Peter Daou writes slash-fic where Hillary takes him in her rough, doughy arms and ravishes him.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (O7MnT)

311 283
262 I wish I could eat pizza, the sauce tears me up.
I should learn how to make a sauce that won't

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)

Is it the tomatoes?


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (R8APV)

lol, glad I finished my bagel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (t6MX/)

312 Tomatoes hurt my mouth.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (JgA4k)

313 *looks at the art*

Lego art?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (QIsMy)

314 That's the worst euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM

LMAO!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (aZP8r)

315 Nicole Kidman is okay in my book. She is unapologetic about her religious faith. Kind of like Mark Wahlberg. Both Catholic I believe.

Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4z/q)

The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)

316 If Disney is going to do a Indiana Jones reboot,
they need to get Chris Pratt for it, and soon. And I wouldn't mind
having Nicole in it too. Yes, she's Catholic -- it was probably part of
the reason for the rift between her and Tom "Disciple of L. Ron Hubbard"
Cruise.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (elsTe)

===
That and Tom being a flaming homo.. but mostly Tom being a flaming homo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

317 298 292 Sitting in the airport listening to CNN droning on about how the great economy isn't great.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (aZP8r)

That's the worst euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

But it's pretty much the most accurate description.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (fG1QA)

318 Hang down your head bin Laden
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head bin Laden
In hell you're gonna fry

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

319 Tomatoes are a fruit

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (Z4z/q)

320 Tomatoes are a fruit

***

Yep, and watermelon is a vegetable.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:07 PM (GEpFD)

321 i'll lower my eyes while you guys finish masturbating.
--
anyone else want a cup of hot cocoa?

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:07 PM (r/xAU)

322 Yes, she's Catholic -- it was probably part of

the reason for the rift between her and Tom "Disciple of L. Ron Hubbard"

Cruise.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (elsTe)
===
That and Tom being a flaming homo.. but mostly Tom being a flaming homo.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
I don't think he was that flaming then (if he is now; I don't know). They were married for almost ten years; don't you think Nicole would have noticed?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (elsTe)

323 319
Tomatoes are a fruit

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (Z4z/q)

Pineapples are a fruit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (t6MX/)

324 At this point they might as well hire Bagdad Bob. (Is he still alive?)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (GEpFD)


Nobody really knows what happened to him. He just disappeared the day American tanks entered Baghdad.

So he's either in hiding or dead. My guess is the latter.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (R8APV)

325 246 There was that movie with Steve Martin that came out
in the early '90s, and I'm having a brain fart on the title, but she
was cute and fun in that one. (LA Story?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019
*
*
. . .

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid? Or was that earlier?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (elsTe)

SJP was in LA Story and she was young and fit and wore spandex and smiled enough to make an attractive filly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (bcbK8)

326 willow seems a little uptight today. Maybe she's suffering from hysteria.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

327 >>3 I like the modifier obsequious. An obsequious toady.


Good one.
Also like "oleaginous" - unctuous, fawning, smarmy.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)

328 He loved Germany and the German people but in the end he believed that they had failed him and Germany

One might consider Chesterton on the motives of sane suicides. The idea that someone committing suicide is in some cases removing all things in existence from his own consideration, in effect destroying *everything* the only way he knows how. Omnicide.

Was Hitler perhaps in a way "punishing Germans (and the world) for their failures" by shooting himself, alongside other reasons?

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (CGB5H)

329 Nobody really knows what happened to him. He just disappeared the day American tanks entered Baghdad.

***

Which, of course, never happened.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (GEpFD)

330 Taco pizza is an oxymoron.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (88+cf)

331 319 Tomatoes are a fruit
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (Z4z/q)

Education is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (J+mig)

332 326 willow seems a little uptight today. Maybe she's suffering from hysteria.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)


There's a cure for that, but now we're right back to the masturbation thing again.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (fG1QA)

333 315 Nicole Kidman is okay in my book. She is unapologetic about her religious faith. Kind of like Mark Wahlberg. Both Catholic I believe.

Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4z/q)

The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)

He's also in Season 3 of Justified. And, ah, well...he doesn't kiss any GIRLS in that season.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK8)

334 Tomatoes are a fruit
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (Z4z/q)

Pineapples are a fruit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (t6MX/)


Corey Booker is a fruit.

Posted by: JackStraw's Personal Troll at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (4dmj3)

335 Also like "oleaginous" - unctuous, fawning, smarmy.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)

I didn't think anyone outside of my family used the word unctuous anymore.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (J+mig)

336 Willow, we made choclate chip cookies last night.

Here, I give.

*nudges three of them towards the USB port*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (bcbK8)

337 Love the shoes. Could do without the Barry-worshipping prog playing with them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

338 181 I appreciate shoe pron as much as the next red blooded Ette, but did you have to include SJP?
Posted by: Agnes Bullock at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (3V1gc)

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I don't get the shoe pron.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (RU4sa)

339 Thats one i haven't heard. Kneading your pizza. You guys. Huh. Huhuh.

Posted by: Bevis at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (cwyBD)

340 Sean Davis Twitter

One of the NT reporters who wrote the FBI honeypot story was asked on CNN whether honeypot "Azra Turk" worked for the FBI.

His response: "I'm just going to leave it right now as a 'government investigator.' I use that working for a reason, and I'm going to leave it at that."

What was one of the MSM's favorite terms during the collusion investigation? Oh right..."the walls are closing in".

Why would he "leave it at that"?

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (G0vdT)

341 The chick is Yeevette Mimeyeeeeewouix with a tan.

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (L3Gls)

342 The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)


Wait, I think I know that guy, but my brain is seizing up, I can't remember his name...?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (R8APV)

343 Corey Booker is a fruit.

***

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (GEpFD)

344 Two Finger Tango


Makin' Soup

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (ywWFF)

345 @davidhawkings

"I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about" Comey says of Barr's talk of spying on Trump campaign.

Ok, Sergeant Schultz....

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (cF8AT)

346 Also like "oleaginous" - unctuous, fawning, smarmy.

Squamous. Cyclopean.

Posted by: Howard Philip L. at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (CGB5H)

347 >>Why would he "leave it at that"?

Because she works for the CIA.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (/tuJf)

348 The new Disney version of Indiana Jones - he protects cultural artifacts from unscrupulous whites so the natives can destroy them. Plus he is now a she.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (QIsMy)

349 ty Mark, mmm.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (r/xAU)

350 333 315 Nicole Kidman is okay in my book. She is unapologetic about her religious faith. Kind of like Mark Wahlberg. Both Catholic I believe.

Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4z/q)

The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)

He's also in Season 3 of Justified. And, ah, well...he doesn't kiss any GIRLS in that season.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK

Neal McDonough is his name, mostly play's Villians because of his faith, which is kinda funny.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (dKiJG)

351 Seriously, though, when did Sara Jessica Horseface turn into Barbra Streisand?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (GEpFD)

352 Thing #2: Papa John's could have the best pizza on the planet but they're never getting another penny from me.

This.

Unfortunately Dominos is literally on the other side of the Crossroads of America from me. Fortunately there's a pizza joints in every strip mall here.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (FhXTo)

353 So he's either in hiding or dead. My guess is the latter.

-
Selling a miracle weight loss pill on late night TV.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)

354 335 Also like "oleaginous" - unctuous, fawning, smarmy.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)

I didn't think anyone outside of my family used the word unctuous anymore.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (J+mig)

No, I use unctuous all the time. It's inherently insulting, which is part of the attraction.

Posted by: joncelli, unctuous weasel hunter at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (RD7QR)

355 342 The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)

Wait, I think I know that guy, but my brain is seizing up, I can't remember his name...?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (R8APV)

Neal McDonough

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK8)

356 337 Love the shoes. Could do without the Barry-worshipping prog playing with them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (ptqGC)


I know, I don't have the mad PShop skillz necessary to edit her out of the photo without making it look like crap.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (R8APV)

357 She' s hot.

Posted by: American Pharaoh at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (cwyBD)

358 The new Disney version of Indiana Jones - he protects cultural artifacts from unscrupulous whites so the natives can destroy them. Plus he is now a she.

***

"Xe," if you please.

Bigot.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (GEpFD)

359 The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)

Wait, I think I know that guy, but my brain is seizing up, I can't remember his name...?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (R8APV)

Neal McDonnough? sp

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (xPJvm)

360 Hispanic Unemployment Rate Sets New Record Low in April

*MSM Thinks PDT making them wetbacks work too hard*

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (JFO2v)

361 willow seems a little uptight today. Maybe she's suffering from hysteria.

Where's my bucket ?

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (L3Gls)

362 I started watching the series American Gods last night. I'm liking it. It has a similar flavor to The Ocean at the End of the Lane, that is, beings that aren't human move among us and have for millennia.

I told Mrs928 I was watching it and she pointed to the coffee table where the book was sitting. I didn't know she was reading it. An odd coincidence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (FwSdb)

363 348 The new Disney version of Indiana Jones - he protects cultural artifacts from unscrupulous whites so the natives can destroy them. Plus he is now a she.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (QIsMy)

Isn't that just Tomb Raider at that point?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (J+mig)

364 Disney is already cutting the Crow scene from Dumbo because.... They are Jim Crows or some crap.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (dKiJG)

365 The new Disney version of Indiana Jones - he
protects cultural artifacts from unscrupulous whites so the natives can
destroy them. Plus he is now a she.


Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (QIsMy)

=======
Also she has no ass. BLOCKBUSTER!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (pw+jk)

366 I really would love to see at least One midnight raid on an FBI or CIA shithead.

srlszy I am madder at them then anyone else. How dare they use our security tools for political purposes.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (r/xAU)

367 Neal McDonough
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK

Also was LT Buck Compton in Band of Brothers

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (xPJvm)

368 >>Why would he "leave it at that"?


Because these undercover types they sent to infiltrate the Trump campaign were used before the FISA warrant, which made it illegal activity by the FBI, IIRC. Also may an issue that this was done on foreign soil, so should be CIA?!

Please correct me if this is wrong. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (W+vEI)

369 362. First season is decent. Ian McShane is great.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (wGbBR)

370 Papa John's is great.


... if you want to shit your pants in 6 hours.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (ywWFF)

371 "I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about" Comey says of Barr's talk of spying on Trump campaign.

Ok, Sergeant Schultz....

-
Major Hochstetter pretending to be Sgt. Schulz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)

372 Disney is already cutting the Crow scene from Dumbo because.... They are Jim Crows or some crap.

It was the best part of the movie.

Posted by: The Horde at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (Z04f8)

373 Oh god yes. The nostrils on that guy...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (GEpFD)

He's got a good graft going in retirement. He has leased out his nose to California to be used as tunnels for the high-speed rail project, which, since it will never get built, means he still has use of it. But the lease payments still roll in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (7njPr)

374 I saw her first.

Posted by: California Chrome at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (cwyBD)

375 366 I really would love to see at least One midnight raid on an FBI or CIA shithead.

srlszy I am madder at them then anyone else. How dare they use our security tools for political purposes.
Posted by: willow at May

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (O2RFr)

376 367 Neal McDonough
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK

Also was LT Buck Compton in Band of Brothers
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (xPJvm)

Yeah, he's a good guy. I enjoy his performances.

In Justified he's so fucked up and tortured...he really did good work there. Just...not an easy character to like.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK8)

377 Those were some racist ass crows.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (1ISKN)

378 Neal McDonough is his name, mostly play's Villians because of his faith, which is kinda funny.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (dKiJG)


That's it! Yeah, he has no problem playing psychopathic murderers, but kissing? No way. I agree, it *is* rather funny.

He also did a funny, and very patriotic, Cadillac commercial. Snarked on the French real good.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (R8APV)

379 I like to picture Tater sleeping on a grate and shrieking about how he used to be important to random passers by.
No one recognizes him.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (JgA4k)

380 In Justified he's so fucked up and tortured...he really did good work there. Just...not an easy character to like.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK

Oh yeah. He was great, but very creepy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (xPJvm)

381 Oh God the Sonic movie is going to be a disaster.

Jim Carrey looks good as Robotnik, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (oZ6kz)

382 370
Papa John's is great.





... if you want to shit your pants in 6 hours.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (ywWFF)
Thought Taco Bell was the only fast food that caused that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (jxbfJ)

383 He's also in Season 3 of Justified. And, ah, well...he doesn't kiss any GIRLS in that season.
But he will smoke oxy in your motorhome - til he's dis-armed.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (FhXTo)

384 Neal McDonough

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK

That Cadillac commercial he did was freakin' awesome.

Posted by: Timon at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (dKm4U)

385 Brie Larson with a whip and fedora?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (QIsMy)

386 She can knead my pizza anyday.

Posted by: California Chrome at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (cwyBD)

387
After some deliberation I purchased a nice red cap with MAGA across the front and have worn it in public for several days.

In that time, the only observed reaction was a bit of side eye.
Honesty compels me to admit that in my 2x4 village I expected not much more.
We aren't exactly a hotbed of liberal influence, most being on the sane side of the political spectrum.
We'll see if that holds true this Summer and Fall.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (KATBx)

388 FEEL GOOD VID OF THE DAY!

Alisyn Camerota sez "They've broken my spirit" because the lack of action against Trump:

https://tinyurl.com/y69q9uyw

tee hee!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

389 In Justified he's so fucked up and tortured...he really did good work there. Just...not an easy character to like.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK


I don't think we were supposed to like him. He always had some nearly-naked young boy gagged and tied up to a bed in the background.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (R8APV)

390 357
>>Yeah, that is a theory of JS that never pens out without looking
at facts sideways. Nothing personal. Don't need a lecture though.



When you have your own personal trolls that come out of the woodwork
to take personal shots at you then I will listen to whines about
getting personal and lectures.



I've said many times why I believe Rosenstein appointed Mueller who
has now cleared Trump of collusion and even given facts that stand
upright. I'm not going to bother again.



We'll just see how things play out after his retirement which he is
finally taking at the end of next week after being asked to stay past
his original retirement date earlier this year after Barr asked him to
stay and help him wind down the Mueller investigation. Which again,
cleared Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 10:36 AM (/tuJf)

*looks at post sideways*


Make sense. They were all in cahoots since the beginning to clear Trump of a nascent conspiracy theory, in which Trump personally planned to have Rosenstein clear him via Mueller after edging just so close to impeachment, because it makes for good reality TV or something.


Can I buy some pot off you?

Otherwise, god complex much?

Thanks for the laughs. As I said. I appreciate your perspective. Not just your perspective as the ONLY one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (t6MX/)

391 378
Neal McDonough is his name, mostly play's Villians because of his faith, which is kinda funny.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (dKiJG)

That's it! Yeah, he has no problem playing psychopathic murderers, but kissing? No way. I agree, it *is* rather funny.

He also did a funny, and very patriotic, Cadillac commercial. Snarked on the French real good.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
The name alone triggered nothing, so I looked him up via DuckDuckGo. Now I remember him and his Cadillac spot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (elsTe)

392 372 Disney is already cutting the Crow scene from Dumbo because.... They are Jim Crows or some crap.

It was the best part of the movie.
Posted by: The Horde at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (Z04f

The I have never seen an Elephant fly song and scene is cut, so I am going to buy the Blue Ray, I also bought ONE OF OUR DINOSAURS IS MISSING because the lead actor is white and plays as a Chinaman

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (dKiJG)

393 >>Wait, I think I know that guy, but my brain is seizing up, I can't remember his name...?


The guy who did that Cadillac commercial about America kicking butt, about going to the moon and getting bored, making our own luck, and what we achieve because we don't take the month of August off, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

394 Looking at that Michael Moore and Harvey Weinstein image and shouting the caption in lefty "DEMOCRACY" protest chant style:

"TELL ME WHAT DEPLORABLE LOOKS LIKE"

"THIS IS WHAT DEPLORABLE LOOKS LIKE"

Posted by: theATL at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (O8mjU)

395 381 Oh God the Sonic movie is going to be a disaster.

Jim Carrey looks good as Robotnik, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (oZ6kz)

The studio said they're going to change the horrible character design to try to appeal more to fans. I guess that's one nice thing about having a CGI main character. Can just change them without re-shooting every scene.

Whether that's enough to save it from being a complete disaster is still up in the air. Video game movies damn near always suck.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (J+mig)

396 YOUR favorite pizza sucks!

Posted by: Chris M at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (eAZVt)

397 McDonough was also in Star Trek: First Contact.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (R8APV)

398 @piersmorgan

*NEW COLUMN*
While dumb, deluded Democrats pathetically screech about impeachment, President @realDonaldTrump's firing up the US economy so ferociously he could win by a landslide in 2020.

https://dailym.ai/2vyDpAQ

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (cF8AT)

399 389 In Justified he's so fucked up and tortured...he really did good work there. Just...not an easy character to like.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK

I don't think we were supposed to like him. He always had some nearly-naked young boy gagged and tied up to a bed in the background.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (R8APV)

Yes. Whom he'd later kill an an orgy of self loathing.

But that scene when he begged to be allowed to go home to his mafia boss was heartbreaking.

Seriously, Morons...go watch Justified. At least the first 4 seasons or so.

First season has a LOT of gunfights too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK8)

400 Video game movies, remember Bob Hoskins as Mario?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:20 PM (QIsMy)

401 381 Oh God the Sonic movie is going to be a disaster.

Jim Carrey looks good as Robotnik, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (oZ6kz)


They're making a movie about the drive-in chain?

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2019 12:20 PM (xjiRE)

402 Carrey is a terrible Robotnik!

he's way way too tall and skinny

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Rarvo)

403 388 FEEL GOOD VID OF THE DAY!

Alisyn Camerota sez "They've broken my spirit" because the lack of action against Trump:

https://tinyurl.com/y69q9uyw

tee hee!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

I wonder if I can get this as a ringtone, My current is Bhussein sayin this shit is gettin way to complicated

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (JFO2v)

404
112 103 Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?

No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)





And prompt the porpoise!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (veoSD)

405 Patrick McGoohan also wouldn't do sex scenes, else he'd have been the first James Bond.

He was able to defenestratie that gay guy in Braveheart

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Pwv3u)

406 400 Video game movies, remember Bob Hoskins as Mario?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:20 PM (QIsMy)

Great RiffTrax treatment of that one.

Posted by: joncelli, unctuous weasel hunter at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

407 Justified was mostly awesome. I hated Michael Rappaport in Season 4 or 5(?). "Retard" is not an accent, you fucking idiot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (xPJvm)

408 If those two idiots in the Sonic commercials get a movie, might for the first time see tumbleweeds roll through a theater because there will no humans in there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (QIsMy)

409 "107 Well sure Russia helped Bernie. We have no better ally than Russia, revolutionary brothers who help us curb the threat of Republicans. Those awful Republicans, who always collude with terrible, terrible Russia, our most bitter adversary. I hate those Russians so much, colluding with Republicans to hurt Russia, our closest friends.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (7u6m0) "



Wow, that sounds so spot-on, are you quoting someone ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 03, 2019 12:22 PM (wA4OO)

410 Loving the poll that shows Beto up over Trump!

It's called trolling! I love receiving pollster calls and telling them I'd vote for Kamel Toe Harris or Beto Crash O'Roarke!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at May 03, 2019 12:22 PM (3aBcq)

411 If those two idiots in the Sonic commercials get a movie, might for the first time see tumbleweeds roll through a theater because there will no humans in there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (QIsMy)

They were in Stranger than Fiction, which is Will Ferrell's only good movie. they basically played the same numbskulls that made them so infamous.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (xPJvm)

412 Maximum Security gets his picture taken tomorrow.

Posted by: California Chrome at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (cwyBD)

413 Patrick McGoohan also wouldn't do sex scenes, else he'd have been the first James Bond.


He did do one scene where he embraced someone, but I believe it was a relative.

He also hated drawing a gun and shooting without at least trying to think first.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (Z04f8)

414 masturbation?

No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)





And prompt the porpoise!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (veoSD)


"The Turgid Turbot"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (hLRSq)

415 >>Loving the poll that shows Beto up over Trump!




He couldn't beat Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (W+vEI)

416 405 Patrick McGoohan also wouldn't do sex scenes, else he'd have been the first James Bond.
He was able to defenestratie that gay guy in Braveheart
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Pwv3u)


Strong conservative Irish Catholic, he was. Did "Secret Agent" with the no-kissing of the "babe of the week" and also he wouldn't carry a gun. Only time he had one was when he took it from a bad guy.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (R8APV)

417 Robo-call polling or Manos: Hate of Fate in my A$$

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:24 PM (QIsMy)

418 400 Video game movies, remember Bob Hoskins as Mario?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:20 PM (QIsMy)

*Shudder*

Yes. And John Leguizamo as Luigi. Horrible. Horrible stuff.

Resident Evil 1 and Silent Hill mostly work as video game movies. Otherwise, can't think of any that worked.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:24 PM (bcbK8)

419 Mark, I finally answered your email. Sorry about the delay.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:24 PM (NWiLs)

420 I'm a little m moron. The reason American Gods has a similar flavor to The Ocean at the End of the Lane is because it's the same author.

Fuck me running.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (FwSdb)

421 405
Patrick McGoohan also wouldn't do sex scenes, else he'd have been the first James Bond.



He was able to defenestrate that gay guy in Braveheart

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
Yes; he was playing John Drake, who later grew into the lead character in Secret Agent, in the British Danger Man series in 1961 before the first Bond film was ever planned. He would have made an interesting Bond. (So would the young Richard Burton, but nobody seems to agree with me on that.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (elsTe)

422 "Retard" is not an accent, you fucking idiot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


I take it you have never heard AOC speak?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (W2taJ)

423 Patrick McGoohan also wouldn't do sex scenes, else he'd have been the first James Bond.

=====

Jim Caveizel, another one.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (MIKMs)

424 Seriously, Morons...go watch Justified. At least the first 4 seasons or so.

First season has a LOT of gunfights too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK

Loved that show. Was sad when I ran out of episodes to watch.

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)

425 This Piers Morgan fella - he seems to be coming around. If he would just try a little harder to understand why we Yanks keep our weapons around.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (Y4EXg)

426 "Nostrilferatu.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,"


LOL !

Even as my skin crawls from the memory ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (wA4OO)

427 Nice neck. Sexy bullfrog. *bribip*

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

428 416 405 Patrick McGoohan also wouldn't do sex scenes, else he'd have been the first James Bond.
He was able to defenestratie that gay guy in Braveheart
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Pwv3u)

Strong conservative Irish Catholic, he was. Did "Secret Agent" with the no-kissing of the "babe of the week" and also he wouldn't carry a gun. Only time he had one was when he took it from a bad guy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (R8APV)

Mostly true.

I have the Secret Agent series on DVD. He did a couple kissing scenes but not casually and he did occasionally get sent on assassination missions where he was given a gun.

But both were rare.

Good show, McGoohan was a damn fine actor. The Prisoner was sadly prophetic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (bcbK8)

429 Grump how is the second season of American Gods? I wasn't super thrilled with the first season - seemed to be moving in a very SJW direction

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (Rarvo)

430 Seriously, Morons...go watch Justified. At least the first 4 seasons or so.

First season has a LOT of gunfights too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK

------------------------------------

My wife watched it through to the end, and I picked up episodes here and there.

Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)

431 "they" seem to be CIA (Brennan at first) who tag teamed with FBI (Strzok/Comey/others) and elements of DoJ. So they put together their assault on Trump ... Rogers revealed them, and their coverup got complicated, as they had to give themselves a story line for an alibi, and they had dozens of conflicts already. (spying back to 2015?, and removal of IGs so no oversight)

We no seem to have exposed the predicate as a lie (Trump/Russia), and that may have started with the poll that found Hillary most vulnerable on her Russia Uranium One pay to play crimes. So they framed Trump as a Russian, by sending in Russian/Ukrainian "resources" to entrap Trump people. (Perkins/cutouts like Fusion, FiveEyes all getting in on it)


We are now dealing with the cover stories and shakey alibis, like "firing Comey forced us to spy on Trump since that made him look like a Russian agent. That is nonsense, but they are going for plausible deniability for their trials on sedition/treason ... they didn't think their alibi needed so much work when they thought Hillary would be prez and their mafia would be cleared by their dirty cops.


Same with the House impeachment proceedings, they now are on obstruction of no crime, "Barr lied, no one died". No, he didn't lie, their narrative has collapsed, they are left still flucking that chicken, hoping their "the meaning of is" excuses hold up in court of public opinion. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (Cus5s)

432 419 Mark, I finally answered your email. Sorry about the delay.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:24 PM (NWiLs)

Zero problem man, I'll reply back in a bit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)

433 Grump how is the second season of American Gods?


I'm only up to S01E03. I just discovered the series on Monday.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (FwSdb)

434 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

We can all agree that AMERICA is now #1. We are the ENVY of the WORLD - and the best is yet to come!

(Has a screenshot of Drudge under the tweet.)

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:28 PM (cF8AT)

435 >>Justified was mostly awesome.



Timothy Olyphant (hawt!).
Gratuitous gun use.
The antithesis of every BBC detective, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

436 Timothy Olyphant (hawt!).
Gratuitous gun use.
The antithesis of every BBC detective, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

All.of.this!

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

437 I bet the coterie of conspirators thought they could pull off a non-lethal Operation Valkyrie.

Guess what - Trump and company were smarter than them, way smarter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:29 PM (QIsMy)

438 And prompt the porpoise!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM

They are notorious for forgetting their lines.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:29 PM (aZP8r)

439 430 Seriously, Morons...go watch Justified. At least the first 4 seasons or so.

First season has a LOT of gunfights too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK

------------------------------------

My wife watched it through to the end, and I picked up episodes here and there.

Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)

Well it's basically a modern Western, hence the gunfighter 'stache.

Now I think he looks weird clean shaven.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK8)

440
26,516.77 +208.98 (+0.79%)
As of 12:29PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (FwSdb)

441 Good show, McGoohan was a damn fine actor. The Prisoner was sadly prophetic.

Dovetailing with the art/aesthetics discussion from earlier, the dugout boat as art piece named "escape" plot thread in episode 2 is hysterical.

Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (CGB5H)

442 I'm only up to S01E03. I just discovered the series on Monday.


ah.. well I would have recommended reading the book first, then reading the book Anansi Boys

b/c all of it is majorly changed in this series, not for the better

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (Rarvo)

443 >>@realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

We can all agree that AMERICA is now #1. We are the ENVY of the WORLD - and the best is yet to come!


NOW WATCH THE 31(FLAVORS OF) DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES TAKE THE BAIT AND EXPLAIN WHY AMERICA IS NOT #1/THE BEST!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

444 @ABC 3 minutes ago

NEW: Rep. Jerry Nadler sends counteroffer to AG William Barr for his subpoena requesting full Mueller report: "If the Department persists in its baseless refusal to comply with a validly issued subpoena, the Committee will move to contempt proceedings " https://abcn.ws/2GUpM4f


Ask Eric Holder how much that means, fat boy.

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (cF8AT)

445 "Good show, McGoohan was a damn fine actor. The Prisoner was sadly prophetic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (bcbK "



Both true ...

I get Danger Man / Secret Agent and The Prisoner on Amazon Prime - nice for a palate cleanser once in a while.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (wA4OO)

446
My wife watched it through to the end, and I picked up episodes here and there.

Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)

Well it's basically a modern Western, hence the gunfighter 'stache.

Now I think he looks weird clean shaven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK

------------------------

Sam Elliott had no 'stache. That's what was weird. Dude has no upper lip.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (8g9zh)

447 >>NEW: Rep. Jerry Nadler sends counteroffer to AG William Barr for his subpoena requesting full Mueller report: "If the Department persists in its baseless refusal to comply with a validly issued subpoena, the Committee will move to contempt proceedings "


LOL, go fuck yourself.

Posted by: DOJ at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (ywWFF)

448 446
My wife watched it through to the end, and I picked up episodes here and there.

Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)

Well it's basically a modern Western, hence the gunfighter 'stache.

Now I think he looks weird clean shaven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK

------------------------

Sam Elliott had no 'stache. That's what was weird. Dude has no upper lip.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (8g9zh)

*re-reads more carefully*

Ah, yep. Sorry. In my defense, I haven't had caffeine today.

Yes, Sam Elliot needs to always have the 'stache.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:33 PM (bcbK8)

449 NEW: Rep. Jerry Nadler sends counteroffer to AG William Barr for his subpoena requesting full Mueller report: "If the Department persists in its baseless refusal to comply with a validly issued subpoena, the Committee will move to contempt proceedings "


LOL, go fuck yourself.
Posted by: DOJ


If you waste three years conjuring Russian Collusion, and you wind up with KFC, you might just be a leftist.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2019 12:33 PM (Z04f8)

450 Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)

Kind of a severe case of tortoise lip.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:33 PM (xPJvm)

451 Well it's basically a modern Western, hence the gunfighter 'stache.
Now I think he looks weird clean shaven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK


The draw-down between Raylan and that fast-shooting kid in the last (or 2nd to last final-season episode) was pretty awesome.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:34 PM (R8APV)

452 What odds that Nancy moves to impeach Barr?

Left can't move on Trump yet and they need a way to impede what's coming

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:34 PM (B9CdI)

453 Nadler would need the Haley telescope, an 7ft armature, and a mirror to stand a chance of finding the waste chute amidst that swaddling porcine flesh

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:34 PM (QIsMy)

454 >>What odds that Nancy moves to impeach Barr?


You'd have to ask AOC if she'll allow it.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (ywWFF)

455 There is a Sam Elliot movie out called The Man who Killed Hitler and Bigfoot

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (QIsMy)

456 What odds that Nancy moves to impeach Barr?

Left can't move on Trump yet and they need a way to impede what's coming
Posted by: Ignoramus


I hope so. The majority of the country realize that this is BS and that they want it investigated. If nanzi does this, Trump gets to run against her.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (Z04f8)

457 Happy 100th birthday RAF! Actually, it was on April 1. WWI Brit aircraft flyby.

https://youtu.be/sXXZYpGVaoQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

458 >> There is a Sam Elliot movie out called The Man who Killed Hitler and Bigfoot


I love documentaries!

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:36 PM (ywWFF)

459 NEW: Rep. Jerry Nadler sends counteroffer to AG William Barr for his subpoena requesting full Mueller report: "If the Department persists in its baseless refusal to comply with a validly issued subpoena, the Committee will move to contempt proceedings "

Posted by: DOJ

Yeah, that should work. That contempt citation really scared the shit out of Eric Holder!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 03, 2019 12:37 PM (m79Dg)

460

422 "Retard" is not an accent, you fucking idiot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


I take it you have never heard AOC speak?
Posted by: rickb223


Dat ith not twooo.


C'mon any one who has ever been 11 years old knows what a retard accent is. It's not nice to use (anymore), but we all know what it is. Plus, most mentally handicapped people are so nice, you wouldn't want to use it around them and hurt their feelings. Sweetest, kindest people ever. We have to love our mentally challenged neighbors, also known as democrats.

Posted by: imp at May 03, 2019 12:37 PM (w+Z9D)

461 There is a Sam Elliot movie out called The Man who Killed Hitler and Bigfoot

-
Shouldda got Hillary and Nadler while is was at it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)

462 CNBC has lost its mind. Since the economy is flying they put up a headline saying "No one could have seen this coming".


Well, yeah, if you only interview Demofascists for your sample I guess that's true.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:38 PM (Z216Q)

463 In 2016, one USAF fighter unit celebrated their 100th anniversary - they now fly F-16s in South Korea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:38 PM (QIsMy)

464 Nadler was going to run a perjury trap on Barr. He needed real lawyers to run it because his fellow Congrescritters are too dimb

Note that Nancy has already said that Barr lied to Congress

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:38 PM (B9CdI)

465 Nadler left out the threat of $20k/day fines.


Nadler appealing to the crazies ... Holder held in contempt for lying about his running guns to cartels ... and delaying for years.


Barr is refusing to obey the "new rules" of being interrogated by lawyers trying to invent process crimes. Aren't they trying to obstruct (Barr from bringing) justice (with a hammer, on real crime/sedition)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2019 12:39 PM (Cus5s)

466 >>Nadler left out the threat of $20k/day fines.


Which would be paid by the DOJ, NOT Barr.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:40 PM (ywWFF)

467 I just thought of something funny.

What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.

And that salacious tid-bit comes out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:40 PM (QIsMy)

468 457 Happy 100th birthday RAF! Actually, it was on April 1. WWI Brit aircraft flyby.

https://youtu.be/sXXZYpGVaoQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)


Very cool!

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (xjiRE)

469 Barr is refusing to obey the "new rules" of being interrogated by lawyers trying to invent process crimes.

The guy has pleasantly surprised me so far.

Posted by: JackStraw's Personal Troll at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (4dmj3)

470 I just thought of something funny.

What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.

And that salacious tid-bit comes out.

Posted by: Anna Puma


It worked with Hitler in Germany! Wait...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (AM1GF)

471 I would not be just a nothin'
my head all full of stuffin'
my heart is barely workin
while I'm tryin' to find my gherkin
if I only had a neck

Posted by: Michael Moore at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (v0R5T)

472 How can Barr be allowed to expose the Cabal when he's in contempt and getting impeached?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (B9CdI)

473 Oooh, new Red Letter Media video for me to watch at lunchtime!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (bcbK8)

474 Doesn't get anymore depraved than this...


WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies

http://tinyurl.com/yyqgm7pg
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)

Hold my beer...

Posted by: Alabama State Rep John Rogers (D) at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (W4jkE)

475 just thought of something funny.

What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.

And that salacious tid-bit comes out.

Posted by: Anna Puma

You know who else wasn't told the conspirators' plans?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (hLRSq)

476 What odds that Nancy moves to impeach Barr?

Left can't move on Trump yet and they need a way to impede what's coming
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:34 PM (B9CdI)

----------------------------

Could she then be charged with obstruction of justice?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (8g9zh)

477 Oooh, new Red Letter Media video for me to watch at lunchtime!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


A new page went up on pronhub?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (W2taJ)

478 457 Happy 100th birthday RAF! Actually, it was on April 1. WWI Brit aircraft flyby.

https://youtu.be/sXXZYpGVaoQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

101st - the RAF was founded on April 1st 1918. I had everything planned to visit the UK last year for a couple of 100th anniversary air shows, until my company decided to cancel bonuses.

Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (7HtZB)

479 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

480 Fake tits and horseshoes.

Happy Fryday!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

481 Rapper Snoop Dawg posts profanity laced rant to his 31 MILLION followers on Instagram, blasting Facebook for banning antisemite Luis Farrakhan, saying "he's telling the truth". He asked followers to post vids of Farrakhan on Instagram and Facebook saying ''they can't ban us all'

https://tinyurl.com/yyc6542j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)

482 479 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Missed by >< that much

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483 Help us Buttplughead Man! You're our only hope!

Posted by: Chupadog at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (f1hjZ)

484 There is a Sam Elliot movie out called The Man who Killed Hitler and Bigfoot
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (QIsMy)

--------------------

Both Hitler and Bigfoot are played by Brian Dennehy

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:44 PM (8g9zh)

485 How can Barr be allowed to expose the Cabal when he's in contempt and getting impeached?
Posted by: Ignoramus


Exactly. Nanzi is preventing the expose that the country wants. Pres Trump versus nanzi. And the idiots in the clown car would cheer on nanzi.

While Pres Trump represents us.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2019 12:44 PM (Z04f8)

486 477 Oooh, new Red Letter Media video for me to watch at lunchtime!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


A new page went up on pronhub?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (W2taJ)

LOL

Can't watch pornhub at work. Or I'd be on a permanent kateelife video binge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

487 Sponge !!!

Posted by: FIRST !!! at May 03, 2019 12:44 PM (4dmj3)

488 475 just thought of something funny.

What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.

And that salacious tid-bit comes out.

Posted by: Anna Puma

You know who else wasn't told the conspirators' plans?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (hLRSq)

Mark Antony?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (bcbK8)

489 C'mon any one who has ever been 11 years old knows
what a retard accent is. It's not nice to use (anymore), but we all
know what it is. Plus, most mentally handicapped people are so nice,
you wouldn't want to use it around them and hurt their feelings.
Sweetest, kindest people ever. We have to love our mentally challenged
neighbors, also known as democrats.
Posted by: imp
----
Sweetest, kindest people ever.

True! My Down's Syndrome Uncle routinely used the word "retard" when referring to boneheaded pols. He'd say "Wow! And they call ME a retard." And then laugh hysterically.

Miss that guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Y4EXg)

490 The Tick, "Spoon!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (QIsMy)

491 "Note that Nancy has already said that Barr lied to Congress"Posted by: Ignoramus

yeah, they worked hard to try to establish that in the senate hearings, grasping at straws, questions no doubt writtne by their lawyers.

There were no concerns about the report by Mueller, and Barr gave a summary of the conclusion, not of the whole report, then soon released the whole report (a few redactions, Dems had access to mostly unredacted report, not interested).

The efforts to twist Barr's earlier statements, and entrap Barr, were clear enough ... they lost but the game continues, with that Pelosi statement trying to lay the groundwork (on more of her lies).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Cus5s)

492 Missed by >
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (bcbK8


Story of my life.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

493 >> The Tick, "Spoon!"


"Look to the West, Little Wooden Boy!"

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:46 PM (ywWFF)

494 1) dem house members too stupid to make intelligent inquiries in their own hearing

2) dem operatives in the DOJ get skunked by Trump's attorneys

I'm seeing a pattern.

Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2019 12:46 PM (XTiHL)

495 Can't watch pornhub at work.

I'm sure your company is relieved by that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 12:46 PM (FSPNP)

496 471 I would not be just a nothin'
my head all full of stuffin'
my heart is barely workin
while I'm tryin' to find my gherkin


...I could drink an entire firkin

if I only had a neck
Posted by: Michael Moore at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:46 PM (R8APV)

497 Who dis pic?
It just looks like boobs. I kind of see a blurry face at the edge of my vision, but then the boobs get in the way.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (GHi7c)

498 >>481 Rapper Snoop Dawg posts profanity laced rant Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)

"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

499 >>What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.


Except. . . Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying, and that he may have been doing stuff like IRS snoops, etc. since 2014.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)

500 "Note that Nancy has already said that Barr lied to Congress"

You and Steve keep f*cking that ceramic chicken, Nancy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (hLRSq)

501 >>Rubbing one out.
Killing a kitten.
Jilling off.
Flicking the bean.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

Nursing the walrus.

Posted by: Caliban at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)

502
How can Barr be allowed to expose the Cabal when he's in contempt and getting impeached?

Posted by: Ignoramus


Nadler should charged with obstruction of justice for using his committee to impede Barr's investigation.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (TAmPV)

503 Can't watch pornhub at work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



And that's how we know Mark doesn't work for the federal government.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (W2taJ)

504 "Flogging the Bishop" .... in my ass

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (B+t5k)

505 403
388 FEEL GOOD VID OF THE DAY!



Alisyn Camerota sez "They've broken my spirit" because the lack of action against Trump:



https://tinyurl.com/y69q9uyw



tee hee!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC)



I wonder if I can get this as a ringtone, My current is Bhussein sayin this shit is gettin way to complicated

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (JFO2v


I watched the link. Some shrill effeminate axe grinder shaking his fist said "The president literally ordered that Comey be fired and then told him (RR Maybe) to falsify paperwork to hide the fact. It's right there." (mostly a quote).

OK so why didn't Mueller indict if this was literally true?


When I watch CNN I can't help but feel that they are straight up lying and they continue on and on, cause they buy ink by the pixel and you can't fight that tsunami of BS.





Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (ymnmz)

506 You and Steve keep f*cking that ceramic chicken, Nancy.

There are chaffing dishes and there is chaffing...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (QIsMy)

507 101st - the RAF was founded on April 1st 1918. I had everything planned to visit the UK last year for a couple of 100th anniversary air shows, until my company decided to cancel bonuses.

-
I was told there'd be no math!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

508 498 >>481 Rapper Snoop Dawg posts profanity laced rant Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)

"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

The guy who took on the persona of a pimp in order to clean up his image

Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

509 >>Except. . . Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying, and that he may have been doing stuff like IRS snoops, etc. since 2014.

And the text Page sent to Strzok in the fall of 2016 saying "POTUS wants to know everything we are doing" and another saying "the WH is running this" would seem to indicate he was in this up to his skinny ass.

And the spying was going on earlier than 2014.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (/tuJf)

510
Nadler should charged with obstruction of justice for using his committee to impede Barr's investigation.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (TAmPV)


Ding ding ding ding!!
Winner winner chicken dinner!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (FTPVM)

511 Posted by: Caliban at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)


Jackin the beanstalk.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 03, 2019 12:50 PM (88+cf)

512 Resident Evil is very good, but Mortal Kombat is the best video game movie. It does exactly what it should do.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:50 PM (oZ6kz)

513 Rapper Snoop Dawg posts profanity laced rant Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)

What does the born with a silver spoon fake gangsta have to say now?

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

514 That chicken fuckin chicken eater Cohen is in my top 10 for a human constructed of frozen vomit, ranking only with Danang Dick. If he would only pay attention to his home district, the once fair city of Memphis would not be a murderous shithole.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (GMKBs)

515 Nadler has the appearance and personality of a bowel blockage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (QIsMy)

516 Except. . . Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying, and that he may have been doing stuff like IRS snoops, etc. since 2014.


Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)


Must have frustrated him to no end when all they could come up with is the "pussy tape."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (hLRSq)

517 Well, this is fun. DefenseOne reports the USAF is testing a possible aircraft-based solid state laser, used to take out incoming missiles. Ship based and land based lasers already are nearly operational, but fighter aircraft based lasers have come slower. Now being tested.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Z216Q)

518 Former President Barack Obama was unhappy with Hillary Clinton and her failed "soulless campaign" in 2016, saying he saw her loss as a "personal insult."

-
Well, that's the way I intended my vote.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (+y/Ru)

519 >>What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.

Except. . . Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama
is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump
spying, and that he may have been doing stuff like IRS snoops, etc.
since 2014.



Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)


Obama's pal the Beast started the whole Birther issue. Trump just ran with it. And yeah, I'm positive Barry was in on the spying, using ValJar as he sat on his lazy, skinny ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

520 "Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

Both him and Calypso Louie need to on the inaugural flight oh Aero Pinochet Norte.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 12:52 PM (7njPr)

521 509
>>Except. . . Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff.
Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the
Trump spying, and that he may have been doing stuff like IRS snoops,
etc. since 2014.



And the text Page sent to Strzok in the fall of 2016 saying "POTUS
wants to know everything we are doing" and another saying "the WH is
running this" would seem to indicate he was in this up to his skinny
ass.



And the spying was going on earlier than 2014.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (/tuJf)


So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison term rather than rat out the savior?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2019 12:52 PM (ymnmz)

522 >>Nadler has the appearance and personality of a bowel blockage.


He looks like a Fat-berg that they pulled out of a Municipal Water Teatment Facility.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:52 PM (ywWFF)

523 So as opposed to Reagan 'napping' through Iran-Contra, Gaylord was up to his earlobes in trying to be a third world dictator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (QIsMy)

524 >>"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement. Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

The guy who took on the persona of a pimp in order to clean up his image Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

Guilty pleasure: "Flava Flav's 'House of Love'."

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

525 I've been through the desert on a horse with no shoes . . .

Sex and The City was a culturally destructive show.

Posted by: mercenary13 at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Zz7N6)

526 517 Well, this is fun. DefenseOne reports the USAF is testing a possible aircraft-based solid state laser, used to take out incoming missiles. Ship based and land based lasers already are nearly operational, but fighter aircraft based lasers have come slower. Now being tested.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Z216Q)

All those much-ballyhooed hypersonic missiles will be obsolete when the defensive fire arrives at the speed of light.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (J+mig)

527 517 Well, this is fun. DefenseOne reports the USAF is testing a possible aircraft-based solid state laser, used to take out incoming missiles. Ship based and land based lasers already are nearly operational, but fighter aircraft based lasers have come slower. Now being tested."

I won't be happy until I can get one that I can hold in my hand, and that puts out a solid laser beam that will extend out about 3 feet or so.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

528 Guilty pleasure: "Flava Flav's 'House of Love'."
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)



YEEAAAAHHH BBOOOOOOIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

529 524 >>"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement. Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

The guy who took on the persona of a pimp in order to clean up his image Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

Guilty pleasure: "Flava Flav's 'House of Love'."
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

Guiltier pleasure: 'More Dirty Debutantes'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (bcbK8)

530 >>So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison term rather than rat out the savior?


"Not me."
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (W+vEI)

531 "Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)


Fo' shizzle my nizzle. Ain't nothin' I seen - like the sticky green. I take the toke - and make the righteous smoke.

And I wanna' give a shout out to my East Coast Ghost who smokes the most. My main honkey, my supa' cracka', JackDiggetyStraw. That political screed with the finest weed. Droppin' the legal word and the choicest herb. Yeah.

Posted by: Snoop Dogg at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (4dmj3)

532 524 >>"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement. Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

I think Snoop and John Kasich should have a Death Match for the title.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

533 Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying,

-
Laurence Tribe says it wasn't spying; it was just a "counterintelligence precaution".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

534 515 Nadler has the appearance and personality of a bowel blockage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (QIsMy)

Well said

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (bcbK8)

535 Light-sabers become real.

Nancy Pelosi, "We need sensible light-saber legislation."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (QIsMy)

536 >>"Not me."
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos

I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)

537 Well, this is fun. DefenseOne reports the USAF is testing a possible aircraft-based solid state laser, used to take out incoming missiles. Ship based and land based lasers already are nearly operational, but fighter aircraft based lasers have come slower. Now being tested.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Z216Q)

Might come in mighty handy for stand-off crisping of Venezuelan and Cuban dictators, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 12:56 PM (7njPr)

538 Is there such a thing as inorganic cotton?

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

539 I started watching the series American Gods last night. I'm liking it. It has a similar flavor to The Ocean at the End of the Lane, that is, beings that aren't human move among us and have for millennia.

Progressives.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 03, 2019 12:56 PM (HaL55)

540 512 Resident Evil is very good, but Mortal Kombat is the best video game movie. It does exactly what it should do.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:50 PM (oZ6kz)

I can see that. But there are countless Hong Kong movies that have done it better.

Street Fighter was silly, at least. Raul Julia really chewing scenery.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK8)

541 I hope to never again have to see a picture of Cohen sloppily hogging down a piece of chicken. Ever. He's as bad as Kasich with the eating.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

542 535 Light-sabers become real.

Nancy Pelosi, "We need sensible light-saber legislation."
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (QIsMy)

First they take your lightsabers, then you get Order 66'd.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (J+mig)

543 Barr isnt afraid of those fools. The fools are shitting themselves over what Barr will come up with that will send them to jail. And also out of their phony Jobs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (m/IZ9)

544 >>"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement. Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

I think Snoop and John Kasich should have a Death Match for the title.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM

Weirdest TV pairing...Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (g6v/N)

545 >>Guilty pleasure: "Flava Flav's 'House of Love'."
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

You see, the love of a pimp is different from that of a square.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (Bdeb0)

546 536 >>"Not me."
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos

I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)

Hold him down, and I can make that happen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK8)

547 DefenseOne reports the USAF is testing a possible aircraft-based solid state laser

-
I prefer the term "death ray".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

548 Can't watch pornhub at work. Or I'd be on a permanent kateelife video binge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
How weird is it that I know what, and who, you are referring to?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (elsTe)

549 Might come in mighty handy for stand-off crisping of Venezuelan and Cuban dictators, too.

They already made a movie on those lines - Real Genius

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (QIsMy)

550 Street Fighter was silly, at least. Raul Julia really chewing scenery.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK

"For me, it was Tuesday." Classic.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (J+mig)

551 >>Rubbing one out.
Killing a kitten.
Jilling off.
Flicking the bean.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

Nursing the walrus.

Posted by: Caliban at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)
.......

shucking the oyster

Posted by: Michael Moore at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

552 530
>>So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct
involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison
term rather than rat out the savior?





"Not me."

-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (W+vEI)


lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (ymnmz)

553 I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)


Very much THIS. I wonder what his prison name will be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

554 oops off fat no necked sock

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

555 Sure, but none of those Hong Kong movies have Scorpion and Sub Zero. Too many video game movies try to be more than what they are - MK knew what it was.

SF couldn't decide what kind of movie it wanted to be, so it ends up a mess, with the only real highlight being Julia's performance as Bison.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)

556
Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying,


Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

557 548 Can't watch pornhub at work. Or I'd be on a permanent kateelife video binge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019
*
*
. . .
How weird is it that I know what, and who, you are referring to?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (elsTe)

Very weird or not weird at all, depending.

She is, ah, very nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (bcbK8)

558 No if you really want silly live action video game - Jackie Chan in City Hunter dressed as Chun-Li and doing all her signature moves because of a video game malfunction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (QIsMy)

559 When does the search party for Ace form up?

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (ykq7q)

560 How weird is it that I know what, and who, you are referring to?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (elsTe)


Did a duck search and STILL don't.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

561 Light-sabers become real.


I'd love to have one. That was probably the very neatest thing about Star Wars: The Only Good Movie. Well, that and the whole Force thingy behind it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (HaL55)

562 517 Well, this is fun. DefenseOne reports the USAF is testing a possible aircraft-based solid state laser, used to take out incoming missiles. Ship based and land based lasers already are nearly operational, but fighter aircraft based lasers have come slower. Now being tested.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Z216Q)

What type of aircraft? I know that fricking lasers have been tested on 747s

Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

563 And the text Page sent to Strzok in the fall of 2016 saying "POTUS
wants to know everything we are doing" and another saying "the WH is
running this" would seem to indicate he was in this up to his skinny
ass.

And the spying was going on earlier than 2014.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (/tuJf)

On Trump specifically or just in general?

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (G0vdT)

564 546
536 >>"Not me."

-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos



I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)



Hold him down, and I can make that happen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK


Yates. I would love to see Yates go out in a jumpsuit. She was so smug in the 2 weeks she held office while PDT was President. One can only imagine the damage she did below the waterline when no one was looking.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (ymnmz)

565 538
Is there such a thing as inorganic cotton?

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
No. All cotton has carbon in it.

Posted by: Guy Who Once Took Chemistry at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (elsTe)

566 When does the search party for Ace form up?

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (ykq7q)
........

Will there be beer?

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

567 Cleaning house. Not a euphemism, I'm literally cleaning the house today.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (NWiLs)

568 Is there such a thing as inorganic cotton?
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

No more than there is such a thing as "inorganic" food. All food is organic, as is all cotton. Any attempt to imbue certain food or clothing products with extra virtue by labeling them as "organic" is just Leftist fuckwaddery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (7njPr)

569 "the Dems might think I'm deplorable. Or, maybe not. Maybe I'm not part of the small percentage of the virulent. How can I tell?"

Well, by atoning for you deplorable sins every day through virtue signaling and voting Democrat - that's how.

Posted by: azoo at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (wg7wr)

570 Trump winning took away the "third term" Reagan achieved. Barky did not. I think that is what pissed him off the most. Barky thought he altered the electorate the way RR did.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (wGbBR)

571 544 >>"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement. Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

I think Snoop and John Kasich should have a Death Match for the title.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM

Weirdest TV pairing...Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (g6v/N)

And of the two, Martha Stewart is the convicted felon

Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

572 I fear Ace may have had a shelving accident.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

573
So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison term rather than rat out the savior?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
-----------

Dunno, but Page seems to me to be the most likely to spill her guts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (xSo9G)

574 555 Sure, but none of those Hong Kong movies have Scorpion and Sub Zero. Too many video game movies try to be more than what they are - MK knew what it was.

SF couldn't decide what kind of movie it wanted to be, so it ends up a mess, with the only real highlight being Julia's performance as Bison.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)

I actually like Kano the most in the Mortal Kombat movie. He had swagger. Got killed off too soon.

Agreed on Street Fighter, makes for a 'fun' movie to watch and make fun of but not a good movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (bcbK8)

575 >>When does the search party for Ace form up?


First we have to light The Lamp.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (ywWFF)

576 >> I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.


AMEN


>>Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.

Heh! The look of hatred when Obama did that Kimmel show bit of reading Trump's tweet, then saying Trump will be president, then dropping the mic.

I want Obama in jail for what he did, but the psychic damage Trump does to him just by being POTUS every day is glorious.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (W+vEI)

577 556
Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying,


Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

Did not HRC start the birther shit?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v)

Posted by: Wolfus at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (elsTe)

579 . . .
No. All cotton has carbon in it.
Posted by: Guy Who Once Took Chemistry at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (elsTe)


That's what I thought.

That justifies my thinking that the Boll and Branch sheets commercials are a farce playing on the whole "organic" bullshit farce played upon the lemming public.

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

580 Pepperoni brings the spice and the salt and the grease. Best not to overdo it.

Posted by: JAS at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (KOCKb)

581 You forget in Street Fighter - Kylie "Locomotion" Minogue as Cammy

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (QIsMy)

582 577 556
Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying,


Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

Did not HRC start the birther shit?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v)

She did indeed.

Blue on Blue is the best kind of friendly fire

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (bcbK8)

583 Did not HRC start the birther shit?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v)


Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

584
So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison term rather than rat out the savior?


I doubt anyone is willing to do a stretch for Obama. Most of the people who facilitated his corruption were Clinton people.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (TAmPV)

585 >>On Trump specifically or just in general?

Seems to be still unclear when the spying started on Trump specifically but the Obama administration was violating the FISA rules for years.

They came clean, sort of, right at the end of Obama's reign of error.

https://tinyurl.com/yymt4jnf

Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (/tuJf)

586 560
How weird is it that I know what, and who, you are referring to?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (elsTe)



Did a duck search and STILL don't.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
Take the Safe Search filter off, and be sure to spell it "kateelife."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)

587 I trust Jerry Nadler got the Baron Harkonnen role in the new Dune movie.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (JgA4k)

588 576
Heh! The look of hatred when Obama did that Kimmel show bit of reading Trump's tweet, then saying Trump will be president, then dropping the mic.

I want Obama in jail for what he did, but the psychic damage Trump does to him just by being POTUS every day is glorious.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (W+vEI)

==========

I wonder if he dreams of punching Trump voters in the face every night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (9cans)

589 First they take your lightsabers, then you get Order 66'd.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (J+mig)

Molon Lightbeam.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)

590 581 You forget in Street Fighter - Kylie "Locomotion" Minogue as Cammy
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (QIsMy)

She had the ass for it. And they weren't shy in showing it off, unlike Kate Beckinsdale in Underworld. That movie was a tease.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (bcbK8)

591 They already made a movie on those lines - Real Genius
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM

"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (g6v/N)

592 Light-sabers become real.


I'd love to have one. That was probably the very neatest thing about Star Wars: The Only Good Movie. Well, that and the whole Force thingy behind it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
----------

Turns out it is easier to hit someone with a light saber than with a laser rifle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)

593 >>Did not HRC start the birther shit?


HRC started it, but Trump *finished* it.
He and Axelrod no doubt planned on playing the birther game for many years.


*Regardless of the funny business with the bc Obama provided, Trump got him to do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (W+vEI)

594
I trust Jerry Nadler got the Baron Harkonnen role in the new Dune movie.

So Barron will get to pull his heart plug?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (QIsMy)

595 592 Light-sabers become real.


I'd love to have one. That was probably the very neatest thing about Star Wars: The Only Good Movie. Well, that and the whole Force thingy behind it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
----------

Turns out it is easier to hit someone with a light saber than with a laser rifle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)

I want to test this in real life.

With my trusty Kateelife fembot by my side.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (bcbK8)

596 546 536 >>"Not me."
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos

I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)
----------


Paging John Holmes. paging John Holmes.


Pg. 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4jM9cCmC2E

Posted by: Braenyard sez it's on page 2 Brian - i at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (pr9ci)

597 Take the Safe Search filter off, and be sure to spell it "kateelife."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)


I was looking at some video sites and wasn't able to get anything interesting.

Didn't click the image tab.

Nice tits.

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

598 Turns out it is easier to hit someone with a light saber than with a laser rifle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)

More like plasma rifle. Blasters use a slower than light pulse made up of superheated gas.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (J+mig)

599 Yeah, Minogue was a good Cammy. Though I've seen a few hotter ones at cons.

But of course for every hot one you get 5 or 6 who definitely should have picked a character that wears a tarp.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

600
I always love it when someone makes a request like "Please design an expensive vinyl decal co-branded with your company and another company. Oh, but I don't have dimensions. Or their fonts. Or their logo. But here's a photo of a different decal in a similar context. That's all ya need right? 'Cause it's all I got."

These are the fun ones

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (AzW6q)

601 597 Take the Safe Search filter off, and be sure to spell it "kateelife."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)

I was looking at some video sites and wasn't able to get anything interesting.

Didn't click the image tab.

Nice tits.
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

She makes AlexTheChick look normal-sized in the chest region

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (bcbK8)

602 Mark...

https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QIsMy)

603 Turns out it is easier to hit someone with a light saber than with a laser rifle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)

Kind of like how Democrats view machine guns: they shoot out a constant, unending stream of bullets, so all you have to do is wave it around like a hose to kill everybody.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 01:08 PM (7njPr)

604 I can assure you that it is not possible to smear Hillary.

Posted by: Bill C. at May 03, 2019 01:08 PM (z9LCL)

605
When does the search party for Ace form up?

he's writing up the movie review of the latest comic book movie...it should drop around 1545 tomorrow afternoon

Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at May 03, 2019 01:08 PM (cuot+)

606 You want a light saber
You'd settle for a laser rifle
You'll get a laser pointer

Posted by: your kitteh at May 03, 2019 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

607 All cotton has carbon in it.

-
You mean my socks have a carbon footprint?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)

608 602 Mark...

https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QIsMy)

Hot catgirls can get out of anything

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (bcbK8)

609 But gorsuch....and 101 other federal judges at this point. With 2 years to go.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (GoQQh)

610 597
Take the Safe Search filter off, and be sure to spell it "kateelife."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)



I was looking at some video sites and wasn't able to get anything interesting.



Didn't click the image tab.



Nice tits.

Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
Extraordinary, to say the least (and I don't care whether they're real or not), especially in contrast to that waist. And she's pretty too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (elsTe)

611 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2019 01:10 PM (gC2IV)

612 Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying,


Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

Did not HRC start the birther shit?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v


Yes, but Trump made him bring out a birth certificate, which no one had done before. So then followed the WHCA dinner when they flamed Trump, and in response the Golden Scalp Weasel descended his golden escalator and took *all* of Obama's toys away.

Never mess with Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 01:10 PM (hLRSq)

613 Sadly Mark, the first fembots will be the RBG model, since they've already made at least one.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)

614 588
I wonder if he dreams of punching Trump voters in the face every night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (9cans)


Punch? No. Slap? Yes.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2019 01:11 PM (xjiRE)

615 608 602 Mark...

https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QIsMy)

Hot catgirls can get out of anything
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (bcbK

Elon needs to hurry up with the catgirl project.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 01:12 PM (J+mig)

616 Hillary was to cover up all the dirty, rotten, illegal things Obama and weasel-face Holder tried to pull off.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 03, 2019 01:18 PM (xZjSg)

617 I got confused by the "you are what you eat," word sorcery.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (t6MX/)


Commas save lives. But they can take them, too.

Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 01:18 PM (7kVu3)

618 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's, Gay, Lesbian, and Tri-Gender Reproductive Clinic think that you should put a picture of a Young Presdent Obama on your site to excite Women of Color. A young Bernie Sanders would be good also and also show the world that we hate Trump too !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at May 03, 2019 01:29 PM (qM84C)

619 That's ME at the Prom,and my new BOOBS after the woke partee......I fondle You fondle we all fondle while I scream enuf already...they are cute and fondleable though!!!

OK one more grope for the woke.......

Posted by: saf at May 03, 2019 01:41 PM (5IHGB)

620 For the 'rons. Who dis 50 year-old 'ette?

https://tinyurl.com/y2t28wkk

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 03, 2019 04:23 PM (EMi53)

621 It's interesting that Hillary referred to average Americans as "deplorables," when if we were put up again just about any other population in the world, we'd come out of it looking pretty damned good, physically and emotionally, and morally. Hillary herself looks like a plain, homely hayseed all gussied up to look like a silk purse. Her husband is a big-nosed clod and her daughter looks as though she was smacked in the face with a tennis racket when being born and regularly thereafter. My ancesters were smart, literate, and damned good looking. NONE of them were homely-assed hayseeds like the Clintons or Rodhams. Go blow it, peasant Hillary.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 03, 2019 05:37 PM (xZjSg)

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