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White House Correspondents Association Head and Drama Queen Hisses About How Dangerous His Sad Little Life Is
They're all just small variations on Brian Williams -- a bunch of soft-handed, air-conditioned office monkeys who desperately want to be thought of as News Studs parachuting into disputed zones with a pen in one hand and a grenade in the other.
So, enjoy another Danger Zone fantasy from another dainty little pansy, another media Walter Mitty, another valor-stealer.WHCA President Olivier Knox: My Crying Son Asked, Will Trump 'Put You in Prison?'
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 28, 2019
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2019 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: GregV61 at April 30, 2019 01:09 PM (+5nuR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2019 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:10 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: GregV61 at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (+5nuR)
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $2,000 Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (+7uO0)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: air-conditioned office monkeys at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (vtcmf)
Paranoia is contagious.
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (UxTH4)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: garrett's Dad at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: Crusader Pikachu - Destroy the Heretics at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (Rmvxm)
"No, son. But he will doink me better than your flaccid father."
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (GBteo)
He'll get a blister and faint away just from lifting the shovel
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (F4ObL)
Did he say this in between insults for Sara Sanders and abortion jokes?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (4R0ym)
Soft handed air conditioned office monkeys.
Dude, it's OLIVIER Knox.
Posted by: JEM at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (8erNz)
WHCA President Olivier Knox: My Crying Son Asked, Will Trump 'Put You in Prison?'
My dying son said, "Trump is an asshole. Will he put you in prison?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: trev006 at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (+7uO0)
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: Oliver Knox at April 30, 2019 01:12 PM (Rmvxm)
Trump doesn't need to put you in prison. You're doing a bang up job of destroying 'journalism' all by yourself.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (WqPYg)
The best question asked about this dinner is, if you hate Trump so much, why would you want him there?
That answers every single question about the left's mind and character.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (4R0ym)
What happened to Preznit Urkel X's 890 Billion stimulus for the infrastructure from back in 2009?
--
That has been spent, re-spent, re-re-spent, etc. ever since because it became part of annual spending and we haven't had a budget passed since then.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (uTPtJ)
The media is allowed to outright lie with impunity but if anyone calls them out on their bullshit it's "an assault on free speech?"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett's Dad at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (F0E1Y)
If you're doing it right, you will have impeded his ability to cry.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: air-conditioned office monkeys at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (AjVAj)
What does the son know that we don't know?
Should we subpoena him?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (vEIlU)
What have you done, Daddy?
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Bronies at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (fz2RG)
Posted by: NPC_7725983 at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (7HpQm)
And you, traitor-child, will be sent to a school where there is no recess and the school lunch is brussels sprouts. Forever.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Shep! at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (pBSGg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (0tfLf)
The dinner was front for an alleged charity event, run by a bunch of pampered self ingratiating pussies. If anything, they should look into their finances. In fact, I want their bank records subpoenaed. How about that request Nadler, you fat fucking ham hock.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (VpIIl)
I didn't watch the dinner, but it sounds like it was Clown Nose: On and Clown Nose: Off the whole time, oscillating between Trump's a buffoon and But seriously, folks, Trump is like Hitler.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (4R0ym)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
If Olivier answered with anything except, "Stop crying or I'll really give you something to cry about," someone else fathered the kid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (X3lUd)
And you, traitor-child, will be sent to a school where there is no recess and the school lunch is brussels sprouts. Forever.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Permanent Damage teaches Permanent Lessons.
A limb must be shattered.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (Rarvo)
sounds like child abuse in there somewhere in his raising
or, "her", who knows
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Deep Moron at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (66aiw)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (4R0ym)
No, no, Sooth, Trump is LITERALLY Hitler.
Because we all know how much Hitler hated the white house correspondence dinner.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (GBteo)
The living will envy the dead, and eat them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: Bronies at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (fz2RG)
May we remind you that .45 rounds travel at an average of 830 FPS?
Posted by: Anti-Brony Vengeance League at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (RD7QR)
The Executive Order explicitly exempts gloryhole workers. No worries, mate.
Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (fG1QA)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Stevo at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (SOV+T)
The Paolo is always willing to be of service to ladies in need.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (VpIIl)
Of course; he's an asshole. My corpse out front should have told you.
Posted by: dead sister at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (nEOLy)
https://is.gd/J4Q2Rj
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
No one can produce more liberal tears than President Trump.'
A thing of beauty.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (gmo/4)
_________
My Buttplug babies IDENTIFY as real!
And so are their tears of anti-bacterial hypo-allergenic lubricant for all day relief and comfort!
Posted by: Olivier Knox at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (Rmvxm)
Posted by: Trumpa'dib at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (aS1PU)
. . . (Um. Silently) Please clap
This guy isnt raising his 11 year old son to be strong like him if he's crying at answering the question. Too many daddy talks too much at the dinner table happening. Idiot.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (WbJ4p)
Posted by: ACOM Local 186 at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (4nvi/)
and Dawn of all people was all "THAT is child abuse. scaring his child like that? it's abusive."
I guess it is!
it was funny to hear his voice breaking and I mean really you'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at him!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (Rarvo)
Trump is the designated Hitler.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Fortunately, they all survived that horrible, dark time in american history.
Then we got not-Hitler for 8 years of Obama, but now HITLER'S BACK! ahhh!
These people are fucking clowns.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (GBteo)
"Quiet!", I replied.
"I'm trying to watch your mother fuck the Pool Guy!"
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:18 PM (JgA4k)
What happened to Preznit Urkel X's 890 Billion stimulus for the infrastructure from back in 2009?
=====
It went to unions around the country ... with a good chunk of THAT being donated to the DogEater and other Commie campaigns. Straight up fraud. A Republican President would have been hounded out of office within months ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 30, 2019 01:18 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: hairless mule at April 30, 2019 01:18 PM (khZWX)
Posted by: air-conditioned office monkey's son at April 30, 2019 01:18 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:18 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Well, we are the American league.
Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2019 01:18 PM (fG1QA)
Fortunately, they all survived that horrible, dark time in american history.
Then we got not-Hitler for 8 years of Obama, but now HITLER'S BACK! ahhh!
These people are fucking clowns.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (GBteo)
W wasn't just Hitler, he was Chimpy McBuSHITler.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (VpIIl)
Wait a sec - isn't this the guy from the french press (heh) who had a kid before 9/11?
So his somewhere around 20 YO "kid" is "crying" for him?
Ohhhhhkay....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jews at the Poway Synagogue at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (XROPS)
Iwo Jima
Omaha Beach
Khe Sanh
Youtube
May history long remember the sacrifices of these brave and noble men.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Wendy at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (bpemY)
And then a guy with a rifle and mirror shades comes along an' sez:
"Wachoo boys doin' diggin a canal across Mista Trump's garden ?
Fill that back in, an' hurry befo' he sees ya !"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (wA4OO)
Find someone who loves you like journalists love themselves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:19 PM (X3lUd)
EWWWWWWWW.........
Posted by: Anti-Brony Vengeance League at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (RD7QR)
https://is.gd/J4Q2Rj
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (P1AAi)
ha ha ha ha, so funny.
You'd think with the legitimate threat of jail time over their heads, because, TrumpHitler, they wouldn't be joking about it.
Hard to tell if they're seriously worried about TrumpHitler, or just making a big show to score political points.
Actually, it's not hard to tell at all.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (U7k5w)
He's raising his son to be mentally unstable and have a miserable life.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (vEIlU)
independent press, does recent bias by said media undermine our
Constitution and our way of life?" I said I don't know son, I just don't
know. Then he stuck our cat in the dryer.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: sound awake at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (dG3V+)
WHCA President Olivier Knox: My Crying Son Asked, Will Trump 'Put You in Prison?'Any parent who shares information about their fears/hates towards a someone with their child should hang their heads in shame. I say this assuming Knox's son is < 13. But then again looking at this current crop of kids growing up.....
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (jxbfJ)
That you are a free to walk around today makes you a mincing drama queen--not brave
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: air-conditioned office monkey's son at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (vtcmf)
My parents never talked politics in front of us.
They are too young to understand.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:18 PM (vEIlU)
My father had me listening to talk radio from a very young age.
I remember it was mostly a guy that liked to admonish people with "I WORKED TWO FULL TIME JOBS _AND_ WENT TO COLLEGE FULL TIME WHILE I HAD TWO KIDS? WHY CAN'T YOU?"
But I don't think I really had any political thoughts until I started listening to Rush (Limbaugh), heh.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (UnA8+)
Maybe he'll let Knox have it.
Posted by: hairless mule at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (khZWX)
Can it ya little jerk.
Lets talk about something real, like nuclear warheads.
Posted by: A. Carter at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (0tfLf)
Why do you think your son asked that? Did you lie to him about Trump's policies and beliefs, and demonize Trump in your son's hearing?
(result, meet cause)
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (hLRSq)
I just walked past a small pro-Omar rally down near the Capital. Insanity Level? Crazy Eddie's Prices!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (hc2CL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)
All hail the Heir Apparent, Barron!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (GBteo)
btw after hearing the news story about companies not doing handshakes anymore b/c problematic my kid is constantly shaking people's hands
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 30, 2019 01:21 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2019 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)
https://is.gd/J4Q2Rj
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 30, 2019 01:17 PM (P1AAi)
so many barbs in that one item
Russian vodka and Orange (fresh from Florida)
aren't they clever.
They really need this to make themselves feel better. Losers need a lot of love.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 30, 2019 01:23 PM (yQpMk)
But OrangeManBad!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 01:23 PM (/tuJf)
WHCA President Olivier Knox: My Crying Son Asked, Will Trump 'Put You in Prison?'Any parent who shares information about their fears/hates towards a someone with their child should hang their heads in shame. I say this assuming Knox's son is
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (jxbfJ)
Any father that isn't teaching his son to Establish Dominance and aggressively suppress all rivals and opposition is a failure as a man.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2019 01:23 PM (UnA8+)
My 4 year old son just asked me "While the 1st amendment guarantees an independent press, does recent bias by said media undermine our
Constitution and our way of life?" I said I don't know son, I just don't
know. Then he stuck our cat in the dryer.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (P1AAi)"
Threadwinner. Shut it down.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:23 PM (VpIIl)
What a precocious l'il guy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:23 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (uTPtJ)
You can't handle or deserve the truth or my bullshit, or even tell the difference! Son, we live in a world that has powerful Media, and that bullshit Media content has to be prepared by men and women with powerful word processors. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ace of Spades, you Fox News? I have a greater ability to shape opinion than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Trump and you curse the Media. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Trump's investigation, while tragic, probably saved our stupid jobs. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves jobs! You don't want my blathering truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me telling you Media lies. You need me on that Word Processor. We use words like "un-named sources", "push polls", "political operatives". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent making something out of nothing. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the snowstorm of the very propaganda that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "I'll pay for that on my cable bill!", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a Word Processor, and write free content for the Huffington Post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (datdl)
Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (X3lUd)
and then he burped.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: James OBrien at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (KiiwY)
Posted by: Juicy Swallows at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Wendy at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM
Ha!
With a mom who is a fashion expert, I bet his little uniforms are perfectly tailored.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)
had to go there
had to
*GoT reference
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (0tfLf)
Hugo Boss. Black.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)
Russian vodka and Orange (fresh from Florida)
aren't they clever.
They really need this to make themselves feel better. Losers need a lot of love.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:22 PM (vEIlU)
They should have topped off the drink with Ex Lax shavings since Trump always makes them shit themselves.
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (koNhm)
The Paolo is always willing to be of service to ladies in need.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:16 PM (F4ObL)
_______
The kid really asked "Johnnie's mother sleeps with her husband. Why does mommie sleep with Uncle Paolo instead of you?"
Posted by: Eeyore at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: Olivier Knox at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (TXCu+)
Sharyl Attkisson. Her lawsuit continues.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (yQpMk)
I had to put him to bed halfway through his edition of Shakespeare's Complete Works.
He got a little cranky during the Henry VI's. But then again, who doesn't.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (7HtZB)
2. And why did someone tell the little boy it might happen?
Or, is dad trying to make himself look like something other than the wuss he is to his son?
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (qC1Sy)
Doctor: Mr. Johnson, I'm sorry to say it appears you have AIDS.
Mr. Johnson: AIDS? But I'm not a homosexual!
Doctor: Sure you're not a homosexual.
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (8vL8v)
Posted by: x at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (nFwvY)
FUCK YOU. Go to Venezuela and feel what tyranny is from the prison there.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (2LelM)
Yes, that's where traitors who commit treason go...for now.
Posted by: Jim Scrummy at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (2nW6u)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM
******
And black leather jack boots.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (0tfLf)
Tiffany. Trump. Her Debit. Card. Records.
These people are so far off the rails...Mueller broke them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (/tuJf)
--
Thanks. I guess Obama didn't put her in jail, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30
Sheryl Akkinson
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM (0bu2O)
----------------
Looking at this guy, kid probably took the belt away from dad and beat dad with it.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Braenyard - "Want answers before you ask?" Sign up for Google Assist. at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (lkl+P)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (F4ObL)
Old and busted: Chelsea Clinton as Holly Hobby.
New hotness: Barron Trump as Damien Thorn.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM
******
And black leather jack boots.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (0tfLf)
--
The Hair Apparent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:27 PM (0tfLf)
And a smirk.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2019 01:29 PM (8vL8v)
Thanks. I guess Obama didn't put her in jail, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (uTPtJ)
But, they DID jail the guy that made the video they said the Benghazi attacks were caused by.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:29 PM (IXZGh)
The Cumberbun wouldn't fit, so they used a Cumbercake.
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:29 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 30, 2019 01:29 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:29 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (bcbK8)
Tiffany. Trump. Her Debit. Card. Records.
These people are so far off the rails...Mueller broke them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (+/7JY)
Finally, this will be a bridge too far for the neverTrumpers. Nah, I guess not.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (JgA4k)
Tiffany. Trump. Her Debit. Card. Records.
These people are so far off the rails...Mueller broke them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (+/7JY)
They'll probably want to look at Barron's Steam account next.
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (7HtZB)
Their parents' hell
Will never end.
'Cause Trump
Will take the reins
And round them up
And make them dig dikes...
Don't you ever ask them why
If they told you you would cry
Just look them and sigh
And know they're dying...
Posted by: CSNY, updated at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
Look at my #6
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (F4ObL)
I got the 6. Gimmie your 9.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:29 PM (IXZGh)
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Performing journalism without a license.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (uTPtJ)
These people are so far off the rails...Mueller broke them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (+/7JY)
Tiffany went to my friend's kid's school in Westlake village. Apparently a very normal and nice ride. Nadless has reached peak ludicrousness.
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (XROPS)
No, it it the leftist coup plotters (and their MSM propaganda arm) that were doing dawn raids on cooperative elderly Trump supporters.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (Cus5s)
The answer to that son, is Yes! Yes, Trump is going to throw your Dad into prison. You will spend your days at a Nike Sweat shop in Indonesia. Your Mom will be with her boyfriend in Guadalupe.
Sorry, kid. Them's the breaks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (6itRM)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)
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WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE GAMES YOU DON'T PLAY?!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (uTPtJ)
and then he burped.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 30, 2019 01:24 PM (yQpMk)
I had to put him to bed halfway through his edition of Shakespeare's Complete Works.
He got a little cranky during the Henry VI's. But then again, who doesn't.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (+/7JY)
His rendition of King Lear must have been awe inspiring.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (jxbfJ)
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So are we not doing "Phrasing!" anymore?
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:29 PM (F4ObL)
Bitch should have listened when they said no crack and whoring.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:25 PM
******
And black leather jack boots.
Maybe this is why the left is forever going on about Nazis, they're secretly sexually aroused.
The Mao suits of the Red Guard are boring by contrast.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (JgA4k)
175 I see that Nads Nadler and his crew of commies is going after Tiffany Trump's college debit card records.
Tiffany. Trump. Her Debit. Card. Records.
These people are so far off the rails...Mueller broke them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (+/7JY)
They'll probably want to look at Barron's Steam account next."
At this point Trump should write out the Fourth Amendment, wrap it around a brick and throw it through the window of the Capitol.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (VpIIl)
With a mom who is a fashion expert, I bet his little uniforms are perfectly tailored.
Posted by: Diogenes
You know, his hair is perfect, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (F0E1Y)
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WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE GAMES YOU DON'T PLAY?!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (uTPtJ)
Humble Bundle and Fanatics Bundle, of course.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (GBteo)
Didn't need to. Obama was spying on so many people he knew what was happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (VpIIl)
Depends
Posted by: Braenyard - at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (lkl+P)
Look at my #6
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (F4ObL)
I got the 6. Gimmie your 9.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (IXZGh)
If six turned out to be nine
I don't mind
Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
..........
I smell a rat.
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (HgMAr)
I see that Nads Nadler and his crew of commies is going after Tiffany Trump's college debit card records.
Trump should go after Nadler's kids because you know they're as dirty as hell.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (TAmPV)
Tiffany. Trump. Her Debit. Card. Records.
These people are so far off the rails...Mueller broke them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (+/7JY)
Tiffany went to my friend's kid's school in Westlake village.
Apparently a very normal and nice ride. Nadless has reached peak
ludicrousness.
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (XROPS)
For clarity: this refers to the drive to Westlake village? Or Tiffany?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:30 PM (JgA4k)
The Conservative Case for Subpoenaing Tiffany Trump's Debit Card Records...up now at The Cuckshed!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (gmo/4)
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So are we not doing "Phrasing!" anymore?
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM (7HtZB)
I was going to let it go, but I have a friend who is dating Tiffany's friend in NY, and from what I hear, that's not too inaccurate IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (2LelM)
Old and busted: Chelsea Clinton as Holly Hobby.
New hotness: Barron Trump as Damien Thorn.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Occasional Cortex calling out 'All for you, Barron' as she throws herself from the White House roof would be pleasing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (bcbK8)
I don't mind
If Jackstraw cut off all his hair
I don't care
I don't care
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (F0E1Y)
The Mao suits of the Red Guard are boring by contrast.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:31 PM
*******
And lets face it, Hillary pretty much ruined the East German Border Guard look early in Bill's presidency.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (+/7JY)
Of course if they defended American values over minority, the religion of peace would be doing more than threaten them. But the MSM would never put themselves at risk with anything like defending American values.
Posted by: Advo at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (ekVHT)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (6/uwW)
Was watching Venezuela coverage on CNN International. They switched over to a diverse trio discussing the NRA. It was diverse because there was a man against the NRA and a woman against the NRA and there was Christiane Amanpour.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (aKsyK)
Needs more Cumberduct tape.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (6qErC)
(Jump to top of page)
What?
Posted by: Benedict Cumberbatch - Heh, I spelled it right at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: air-conditioned office monkey's son at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (vtcmf)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (TAmPV)
.......
and extremely fat and ugly.
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN
I'd laugh but this is plausible.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (6itRM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (6qErC)
Tater: Maybe he beat Melania so bad she's in hiding?
Joy Reid: So what happens if the authorities go to arrest Trump and he's holed up in the WH, will they shoot him?
And on and on and on.
But yeah, your stupid kid thinks you'll be arrested. Sure. Shakin' in yer boots at such a tyrant.
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (2LelM)
Trump even owns his own private helicopter (possible even multiple helicopters, not 100% on that), so it wouldn't even cost the tax payers a dime!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (+/7JY)
Leave me out of this.
Posted by: Stacy's Mom at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 30, 2019 01:26 PM (koNhm) "
We had good cause 50 years ago.
Unfortunately they already had enough influence to quash it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (wA4OO)
(a more real scenario)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (0tfLf)
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Shaving your junk will lower testosterone. Ball hairs are there to cool your junk. There like a radiator for your balls.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (6qErC)
I guess Oliver is unaware that Trump has endless helicopter rides available.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (2LelM)
I like where this is going...
Posted by: Zombie Augusto Pinochet at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (2nW6u)
He's out.
And he's loving every minute of it!
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (F0E1Y)
Just a thin layer of gabardine is all that separates him from us...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (vEIlU)
Ooooh, dat big!
Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (cF8AT)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
10, 2 & 4
Posted by: Dr. Pepper at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (8vL8v)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (XZRC9)
Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (LxSwW)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2019 01:32 PM (jxbfJ)
Oops. Kid, not ride.
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (XROPS)
48?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:36 PM (6qErC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A
Posted by: Stacy's Mom at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (6qErC)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
10, 2 & 4
Who's Got the 10 1/2?
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (F0E1Y)
That ad is so telling it deserves reflection.
Posted by: Braenyard - at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (lkl+P)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (vEIlU)
Whoops! Time for Maduro to gas up the Russian jets on Caracas and get ready for a trip to Moscow!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (W+vEI)
Was watching Venezuela coverage on CNN International. They switched over to a diverse trio discussing the NRA. It was diverse because there was a man against the NRA and a woman against the NRA and there was Christiane Amanpour.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
So a male, a female, and androgynous.
Diversity! CNN Style!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (6itRM)
I said to myself, this guy's good. He just might go all the way!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (+/7JY)
https://tinyurl.com/y4g8v3ul
You know, more stuff the left says never happens.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (/tuJf)
Aside from the mental abuse he has been inflicting on his child based on that veeeery likely story....
Trump must be the nicest tyrant, the way they go about brazenly insulting and lying about him and face 0 consequences from the government. (As it should be.)
And these hysterical ninnies are wondering why Trump did not bother attending.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (c60Ar)
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (7HtZB)
If he's already PTSD from BEING a journalist his shell shock at handling a ASSAULT RIFLE KILLING MACHINE would send him catatonic.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (37IEG)
WHCA President Olivier Knox: My Crying Son Asked, Will Trump 'Put You
Don't worry son mommy's bull will look out for you until I return.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (TAmPV)
*******
Mark Meadows: Republicans Eyeing Criminal Referrals For 'Two Or Three' Individuals Connected To Fusion GPS | The Daily Caller
*******
Let the Bodies hit the FLOOR
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (BqBId)
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $2,000 Alex.
--
Alex, I'll take the $500 Daily Double for "I'm Brainwashing and Scaring My Son With Nonsense."
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (JoUsr)
And you will be sent to live with the Brady family. You will bunk with the girls, in the single under the Love Butterfly poster. And you will wear the flowered flannel pajamas of a young girl.
And you will wait *behind* Peter to get into the single bathroom in the mid-century Modern house.
This is Trump's doing, and it is good in our eyes.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (8vL8v)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (F0E1Y)
I said to myself, this guy's good. He just might go all the way!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (+/7JY)
Yep. And he was the only one to wear a suit and not pander by wearing jeans and pretending to enjoy deep fried snickers bars or whatever the fuck.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (GBteo)
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See also Disouza, Dinesh
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (KveBw)
Posted by: Corrupt News Network at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (2LelM)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
54' 40" or fight!
4 of 9 - The borg!
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (Bdeb0)
So far my count is ZERO.
Anyone else got a different number?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Braenyard - at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (lkl+P)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
10, 2 & 4
Who's Got the 10 1/2?
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM
Damn it! Who brought the maths to this thread?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: woowoo at April 30, 2019 01:40 PM (cYWKd)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
10, 2 & 4
Who's Got the 10 1/2?
5% for nothing.
(Kewpie doll for everyone who got the Bill Bruford reference)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:40 PM (+/7JY)
Someone of Nadler's girth, might need a V-22.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (F4ObL)
CH-54 Tarhe FTW
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:40 PM (7HtZB)
So far my count is ZERO.
Anyone else got a different number?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (37IEG)
Ask again after Purge Night.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (bcbK8)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
10, 2 & 4
Who's Got the 10 1/2?
5% for nothing.
Four Sticks
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (2LelM)
I imagine there is a lot of Dominoes, beer, and random $60 withdrawals for cocaine to be found.
Is that his goal? To fat, drunk, and drug shame a young woman?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (GBteo)
Someone of Nadler's girth, might need a V-22.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (F4ObL)
Time him to a V2. Helluva ride.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (aS1PU)
If they were truly scared, it would be of certain segments of the public who are fed up with their lying.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Braenyard - at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (lkl+P)
281 Helicopter rides?
Someone of Nadler's girth, might need a V-22.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 01:38 PM (F4ObL)
CH-54 Tarhe FTW
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:40 PM (7HtZB)
I've heard you can Airdrop a Nadler - once.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (vEIlU)
Whoops! Time for Maduro to gas up the Russian jets on Caracas and get ready for a trip to Moscow!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:37 PM (GBteo)
I'm not holding my breath.
Maduro is paying the army - the ruthless ones running over their own. It is a question of how far will they go. Evidently to extremes watching the videos.
If Maduro has Russia and China's backing, this is going to get uglier. Can't have an American ally back in S.A.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (M+Lyo)
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Indeed. I was just thinking that finally, we know who CheChe is.
Posted by: bluebell at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (tVDnh)
Someone of Nadler's girth, might need a V-22.
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You'd need a CH-53 to lift Nadler. It would have to be an external lift, as well. No one wants to clean up the cargo bay after that one.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: woowoo at April 30, 2019 01:40 PM (cYWKd)
Ministry of Love education opportunity.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:14 PM (U7k5w)
He's raising his son to be mentally unstable and have a miserable life.
ah. passing on the family traditions.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: air-conditioned office monkey's son at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (vtcmf)
Anyone else keeping track of the number of Journalist Trump has had imprisoned or assassinated?
Well he gave Jim Acosta a time out and that was just like prison.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (TAmPV)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
10, 2 & 4
Who's Got the 10 1/2?
5% for nothing.
Four Sticks
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (F0E1Y)
23 Skidoo!!
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Little Che Che at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (OOH1c)
The media is allowed to outright lie with impunity but if anyone calls them out on their bullshit it's "an assault on free speech?"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:13 PM (GBteo)
They have a grossly exaggerated sense of their own importance.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (c60Ar)
Yes. I think I will have a Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM
******
Damn it!!!
Posted by: Dude who came up with 10, 2 & 3. at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (JoUsr)
What do Democrats have to do with saving America?
They hate America.
They boo the national anthem and burn the flag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (bcbK8)
Mr. Black is in a little town outside Asheville today and drove by a
very large house on a country road. In the front yard was a giant, yuge
tarp that read, "Save America. Vote Democrat." Hey idgit, we did vote
to save America...in November, 2016.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (JoUsr)
That is Asheville for you. Full of progtards. Not as full as Charlotte, Raleigh, etc.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)
Well he gave Jim Acosta a time out and that was just like prison.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (TAmPV)
and obama and soros wanted spies in the news rooms
same ole dark hypocrisy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (VpIIl)
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $2,000 Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (Vgz5H)
Thread winner!! This is so true. These people lie every day to further their agenda. They wouldn't hesitate to lie to garner sympathy...yada, yada, yada.
They are disgusting pieces of human garbage with no sense of honor (since they have no idea what it is).
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (APMW0)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:41 PM (vEIlU)
Yeah, but Venezuela was a solidly middle class 1st world'ish country 10 - 15 years ago, and now everyone is broke as fuck, the currency is collapsed, electricity, water and sewage are intermittent, etc.
I think Maduro's power is much more tenuous then it looks like from the outside.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:45 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (VpIIl)
figures
that is how they work
if only we had hackers that could reverse it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:45 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 30, 2019 01:42 PM (JoUsr)
What do Democrats have to do with saving America?
They hate America.
They boo the national anthem and burn the flag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (bcbK
That's just Nancy Pelosi's vacation home.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 30, 2019 01:45 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 01:45 PM (0tfLf)
He's clearly afraid of Pudge Seltzer and Madcow and Blitzer at CNN, oh, I forgot that other annoying and forgettable little shit, Accosta.
Maybe he's thinking if he tries something Brian Williams will fly his helicopter to the White House and storm the Oval Office.
Yes, if it wasn't for the media, alerting us to the dangers every day, he'd have declared himself emperor and jailed every last man/woman/third gender Jack of them.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:45 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Oil Field Trash at April 30, 2019 01:45 PM (DtD30)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:45 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:45 PM (uTPtJ)
--
I thought it was a Chemlab song.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (uTPtJ)
Exile on Mainline is a GOOD one. If you're into that Industrial Metal sound.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:46 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:46 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 30, 2019 01:46 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:46 PM (F0E1Y)
Out on them since they released a pro Antifa song........Hate me, I don't pay you anything.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:47 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:46 PM (F0E1Y)
--
I knew Psalms 69 was, but I thought that quote or something very similar was Chemlab.
OFF TO THE HOOKTUBES!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:48 PM (uTPtJ)
https://twitter.com/kalebprime
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:48 PM (GBteo)
--
Take us back to the glory days of
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:48 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:48 PM (JgA4k)
jose aristimuno DNC fmr deputy national press secy
said "this is not a coop" "coop"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
What a surprise.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 30, 2019 01:48 PM (aS1PU)
How many journalists has Trump put in prison in more than two years? It's a number with a slightly oval shape.
Second question: Does the First Amendment immunize journalists from criticism?
Third question: Do you support the parts of the First Amendment guaranteeing freedom of speech, religion, and association? Or just the freedom of the press part?
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 30, 2019 01:48 PM (5xvQh)
- Leftists everywhere
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 30, 2019 01:49 PM (wGbBR)
Wait... no, i don't think that's quite right. Bad signal, here, spotty reception...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2019 01:49 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:49 PM (uTPtJ)
For the kid to think that they must be TrumpRanting non stop around the house.
Talk about propaganda.
What an asshole, oh, and chances are his wife is an asshole too if she let's that shit go on.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:49 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: President Richard Punch at April 30, 2019 01:49 PM (ymnmz)
I don't care what musicians think. If I don't like them feeding me their politics, I steal their music or buy it used.
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:49 PM (F0E1Y)
Venezuela army chief switched sides.
Damn, this is getting good.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:35 PM (+/7JY)
I'll go pop some popcorn for everybody.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 30, 2019 01:49 PM (sy5kK)
jose aristimuno DNC fmr deputy national press secy
said "this is not a coop" "coop"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
Ka-choo!
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at April 30, 2019 01:50 PM (ymnmz)
Twenty Five or Six to Four?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)
Forty Six and 2.
Posted by: Tool at April 30, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
Caracas Charlie, is that you?
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 01:50 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:11 PM (Vgz5H)
I just now learned that Alex Trebeck has cancer?! Sad.
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 01:50 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:44 PM (VpIIl)
figures
that is how they work
if only we had hackers that could reverse it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Praying we have SEALS on the ground incognito relaying info back.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:50 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:50 PM (+/7JY)
jose aristimuno DNC fmr deputy national press secy
said "this is not a coop" "coop"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
It's a little douche coop
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (TAmPV)
But did I ever tell you about Black Pete...?
Posted by: Things heard round the Knox household at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (Vgz5H)
Whereupon we'll learn that, improbable but true, there's a magnificent Trump Enterprises golf resort deep in the heart of the Amazon basin, guarded by mute, deadly Yanomami sentries.
The rest of the movie pretty much writes itself.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (F0E1Y)
This place will f*ck with you sometimes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - This space for rent at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:43 PM (F0E1Y)
The way to succeed and the way to suck eggs.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (2LelM)
*nadler reading from CC statement* Tampons 12 times the year of this statement. Airfare to Florida in March. $500 purchases at something called the Student Union in August and January. We need to know the what this means.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (kG5hP)
Make a note of that next time you're wondering how long we'll put up with that kind of shit.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (X3lUd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NBG4HG6Z94
Posted by: spypeach at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (/QSKo)
Posted by: Jolo at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (+/7JY)
said "this is not a coop" "coop"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
What a surprise.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 30, 2019 01:48 PM (aS1PU)
Not co-op? Thats something, I guess.
Funny too, since Trump's been using the word (pronounced correctly) quite a bit lately.
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: gastorgrab at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (u6OFe)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (U7k5w)
Make a note of that next time you're wondering how long we'll put up with that kind of shit.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (37IEG)
yep, good point.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (GBteo)
https://tinyurl.com/y5v53xkh
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)
288 I would, for one, enjoy watching Nadler publically review the Debit
Card expenses of a co-ed sophomore. That is why we send people to
Congress. To castigate sophomore co-eds for spending money on hood rat
clothes.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (2LelM)
*nadler reading from CC statement* Tampons 12 times the year of this
statement. Airfare to Florida in March. $500 purchases at something
called the Student Union in August and January. We need to know the
what this means.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)
What's he gonna indict her for, not paying NY sales tax on a pashmina bought on amazon?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: gastorgrab at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (u6OFe)
He identifies as a parent.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (VpIIl)
I did tell him that if he jammed his thumb up his butt and hollered 'Blake Snake!' that it might stick out far enough for him to grab ahold of.
Posted by: Olivier Knox at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (YA914)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (F0E1Y)
Shouldn't we check to see if Olivier Knox actually has kids?
Posted by: gastorgrab
If so, they have "gender-neutral" names.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: ... at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (8vL8v)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (U7k5w)
--
Take us back to the glory days of 2014 1934.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:48 PM (Vgz5H)
1860.
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)
Diplomatic editor @DominicWaghorn says a big problem Venezualan opposition leader Juan Guaido faces is military commanders who have "diversified out of security" into narcotics and smuggling and whose futures are "entwined with Maduro's"
corruption all the way through
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 30, 2019 01:53 PM (JgA4k)
Fags gotta keep it French, ya know.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (IXZGh)
So far my count is ZERO.
Anyone else got a different number?
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Well you see, Trump has not imprisoned there bodies but there minds and souls! These Journalists are in prisoned inside there very bodies. Moral equivalence, Yo!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (6itRM)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (rgPG6)
Hey!! That's MY schtick!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (+/7JY)
Sky News
Diplomatic editor @DominicWaghorn says a big problem Venezualan
opposition leader Juan Guaido faces is military commanders who have
"diversified out of security" into narcotics and smuggling and whose
futures are "entwined with Maduro's"
corruption all the way through
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
Officially a failed state.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (7wsmM)
It's because we only rape one day a week, anymore.
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (F0E1Y)
Colombian Ambassador was spot on in @CityAM - anyone in favour of the Maduro regime should see for themselves the shocking humanitarian crisis he has presided over
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)
No worries early morning gestapo raids are reserved only for those associated with Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2019 01:56 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: CN at April 30, 2019 01:56 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 01:56 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:56 PM (F0E1Y)
His kids aren't his. He's not been inside a womb since he was born.
Posted by: Sponge
He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:56 PM (Vgz5H)
Colombian Ambassador was spot on in @CityAM - anyone in favour of
the Maduro regime should see for themselves the shocking humanitarian
crisis he has presided over
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)
Everyone!!!! To the boats!!!!!
Posted by: Sean Penn at April 30, 2019 01:57 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK8)
corruption all the way through
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
Yes, and while there are certainly members of the military getting rich smuggling cocaine from Columbia to Mexico and the Caribbean (to be smuggled in to the US)...
a) there probably aren't THAT many of them
and
b) they're probably smart enough to have planned for this eventuality and likely will be some of the first to desert, since they have a fuckton of cocaine money and the ability to flee the country and live out their lives on a tropical island somewhere.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 01:57 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:56 PM (Vgz5H)
Pussy spit him out and he hasn't been back since.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:57 PM (IXZGh)
Shouldn't we check to see if Olivier Knox actually has kids?
Posted by: gastorgrab
If so, they have "gender-neutral" names.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (X3lUd)
Like Muffin and Cork
Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2019 01:57 PM (fG1QA)
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 01:57 PM (7HtZB)
But the other day I caught him with a pack of Gitanes under his mattress so he's being punished. No pains des fleurs for you!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (+/7JY)
corruption all the way through
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
Coming to a Mexico near you.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (IXZGh)
Hey, he went on a vacation to Mexico. He was able to surround himself with brown people, because he is really trying to help them, because ORANGE MAN BAD. ORANGE MAN BAD.
This guy is basically a sandanista freedom fighter.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (7wsmM)
Go to Venezuela and see the humanitarian crisis, Colombian ambassador urges Maduro's UK backers
prominent figures on the left in the UK - such as Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn - have refused to make such a demand.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:50 PM (Vgz5H)
No.
This notion that we can just send in special forces to work behind the scenes is how we ended up with messes in Afghanistan and Iraq and elsewhere in the world. It sounds great in theory, but in practice it results in us arming nasty people who eventually turn out to be worse, and creates these fragile structures in places like the Middle East that require constant attention to keep from falling apart into anarchy and violence.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (wCmLp)
Da-a-ad! I told you not to call me that anymore!
Posted by: It's 'Caitlin' Knox at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (CMq2e)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2019 01:52 PM (kG5hP)
Yeah, but his wife does.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 30, 2019 01:55 PM (rgPG6)
Father-son struggle session. Numba-one penalty play.
"Tell us more about your son's disloyalty."
"He...he said he hated our president."
(Weeping) "Daddy!"
"He...drew pictures. Bad pictures. Not poorly rendered...though they were that, he's just a kid and a shitty artist...but 'Devil-Trump' pictures. I...I didn't know what to do..."
(Weeping loudly) "No, Daddy, noooo!"
"I'm sorry, son. You have to go to prison so they can save your mind. Daddy loves you, son, Daddy will always love you!"
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Go to Venezuela and see the humanitarian crisis, Colombian ambassador urges Maduro's UK backers
prominent figures on the left in the UK - such as Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn - have refused to make such a demand.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (vEIlU)
===========
There is nothing worse than capitalism.
Except maybe Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 30, 2019 01:59 PM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:59 PM (F0E1Y)
And how, I wonder, did this child (or his son) ever get the idiotic idea that Trump would do this?
Pinheaded asshattery and wholesale dishonesty destroyed their industry. And yet they're still the last to know. If only they had a reporter to tell them.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Braenyard - at April 30, 2019 01:39 PM (lkl+P)
FIFY
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (c60Ar)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (d/Pm/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (07se2)
Sih-Per-Uv-Pee-Niss
Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (fG1QA)
corruption all the way through
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
The Oprah solution.
You get executed and you get executed and you get executed! Everybody gets executed!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (Vgz5H)
https://twitter.com/kalebprime
--
He has a very good blog too, that really encapsulates the misery they're experiencing and the full-on decline of the country as he was coming of age.
https://www.ckaleb.com/
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 01:50 PM (Vgz5H)
No.
This notion that we can just send in special forces to work behind the scenes is how we ended up with messes in Afghanistan and Iraq and elsewhere in the world. It sounds great in theory, but in practice it results in us arming nasty people who eventually turn out to be worse, and creates these fragile structures in places like the Middle East that require constant attention to keep from falling apart into anarchy and violence.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (wCmLp)
Yeah, we need to stay out of it. The Venezuelans can fix this on their own, we will only make it worse. The last thing we need is for their new president to be credibly accused of being a US puppet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 01:59 PM (F0E1Y)
===========
Starved orangutan is delicious, though, when paired with a cup of blood from a rhinoceros.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (vEIlU)
Is that the Green Bay Packers farm team?
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Olivier Knox' Son at April 30, 2019 02:01 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Pus-sy
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (Vgz5H)
French.
PooSAY....
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 02:01 PM (IXZGh)
To see your enemies driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 02:01 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 01:58 PM (vEIlU)
Is that the Green Bay Packers farm team?
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (IXZGh)
That would be the Appleton Holsteins
Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2019 02:01 PM (fG1QA)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 30, 2019 02:01 PM (iNVjC)
Posted by: joncelli
3x ammo purchases
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 02:01 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 02:01 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 02:02 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: joncelli
90 gram coffee pot
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 02:02 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: joncelli
To bed your boss's wife, like Paolo would do.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 02:02 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Butt-gig at April 30, 2019 02:02 PM (MAstk)
'Course he did.
Damn sure wasn't on the way to the range.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 30, 2019 02:03 PM (YA914)
Posted by: joncelli
Less talk, more rock.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2019 02:03 PM (wCmLp)
fix this on their own, we will only make it worse. The last thing we
need is for their new president to be credibly accused of being a US
puppet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (GBteo)
This! The people of Venezuela did this to themselves. Let them sort out their own house. It's not worth one American life.
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 02:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: joncelli
Get paid the same, but for doing absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2019 02:03 PM (fG1QA)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 30, 2019 02:03 PM (sLicW)
Getting chimped in the boudoir by She Who Wears The Boots.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 02:04 PM (JFO2v)
To win Mega Millions Lottery so I can quit this lousy job.
What, too direct?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 30, 2019 02:04 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Underwear Gnome at April 30, 2019 02:04 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 30, 2019 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Archer at April 30, 2019 02:03 PM (gmo/4)
Yeah, some lessons need to be learned the hard way, too.
It really behooves us to stay the fuck out of it. Venezuela has every opportunity to bounce back, but they need to really get it drilled in to their fucking skulls to stop voting for, supporting, and being american hating socialists.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 02:04 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Mrs Douglas at April 30, 2019 02:04 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (6XgGT)
Posted by: joncelli
To not become homeless
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (XROPS)
Judge Denies ACLU Request To Help SPLC In McInnes 'Proud Boys' Lawsuit
An Alabama judge on Tuesday struck down a bid by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) to help the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) defend itself against a lawsuit filed by Gavin McInnes, the founder of the 'Proud Boys' - a fraternal organization which the SPLC labeled a hate group.
The SPLC says the group is "known for anti-Muslim and misogynistic rhetoric," and that members "maintain affiliations with known extremists."
McInnes hit back - filing a defamation lawsuit in early February which claims that the 'hate group' label is false and has damaged his career.
Gavin McInnes: The judge in our case just DENIED the ACLU's attempt to rush to the SPLC's side
Huge win
Your help is still needed at http://DefendGavin.com
zerohedge
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (vEIlU)
My, my you're brave... Do you expect serious suggestions?LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (O2RFr)
Knowing nothing of human nature, nor of history, nor of God, they turn to their kids for moral guidance.
Posted by: gp Waist-Deep in the Sh!thole at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (mk9aG)
I noticed all the usual "faces" in the audience NOT ONE threw a smirk at the dick let alone glass off water...WOW...brain dead and fearful of their next check..these are our over LARDS....
Posted by: saf at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (5IHGB)
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In a Monroe Doctrine sense we're obliged to be involved. In a real sense, stay out.
Russia and China sent token forces but they are a direct challenge, I think, with a possibility of escalation should we harm them. It's tricky and bad all around.
SO is the Iran straits of whatever situation. I don't know if we're going to get a Gulf of Tonkin or what
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (d/Pm/)
The correct answer to a kid that asks, 'will president Trump put you in jail' is no. No he won't.
But we all know this didn't happen. It was just an overused cliche to say OMB.
Posted by: MJ at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 02:04 PM (JFO2v)
They didn't even need to cheat on the entrance exams or pay someone big bucks to get in. Same training though.
Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (fG1QA)
Our other nation building ventures have been less than productive.
Libya, for example, is way worse off than it was under Khadafi.
"But human rights violations!"
"Yes, sooooooooo much better there now, right?"
We can't FIX shit for people who don't understand what we're fixing, why we're fixing it, and don't want it FIXED our way in the first place.
If our style of democracy worked well in Hispanic originated countries America we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: I'm Tyrone, Fucking Wives and Saving Lives at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: joncelli
two chicks at the same time
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (7HtZB)
Limit cross dressing to weekends only.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (/tuJf)
Never Get Into a Battle of Wits With An Unarmed Man - a limerick
A pale latter-day Walter Mitty
Who wallows in vats of self-pity
It's Oliver Knox
Who everyone mocks
It's a shame that he's only half-witty
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: csmats at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (X5VFN)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
---------
Did you leverage synergies and deep dive into micro transactions that incentivize efficacy yet?
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: joncelli
two chicks at the same time
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 02:06 PM (7HtZB)
$500 can make that happen in Seattle
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK8)
McInnes hit back - filing a defamation lawsuit in early February which claims that the 'hate group' label is false and has damaged his career.
Gavin McInnes: The judge in our case just DENIED the ACLU's attempt to rush to the SPLC's side
Huge win
Your help is still needed at http://DefendGavin.com
zerohedge
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 02:05 P
The fact that the SPLC did not file an anti SLAPP motion against McGinnis says a lot about their lack of evidence.
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (XROPS)
OT: Okay Horde, help me fill out my self-evaluation form. What are my goals for the coming fiscal year?
Posted by: joncelli
To not become homeless
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (7HtZB)
To avoid being arrested by Emperor Trump.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (37IEG)
Scary man we imagine will arrest us doesn't come to our party - boo hoo hoo!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (wA4OO)
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>>I'm.surprised it wasn't ballet practice.
What's the difference?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (F0E1Y)
Posted by: saf at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK
realy ::ponders trip to the pacific northwest::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
more flaming skulls
that should about cover it all
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (vEIlU)
embiggen cromulence of vocabulary utilization in professional correspondence.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: joncelli
synergistically incept real-time quality vectors
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (BD/yx)
>>What are my goals for the coming fiscal year?
Bang that Hot Chick in Accounting.
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2019 02:05 PM (F0E1Y)
On the CEO's desk - leaving ass prints.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Malia and Sasha at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (7i/kX)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (KOCKb)
LOL......Thanks Dad. I learned it from YOU!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (ymnmz)
What's his son's name?
Maximillian?
Benedict?
Barack?
Trillian?
Alistair?
Miles?
Silas?
Ezra?
Willow?
Prudence?
Samantha?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (7wsmM)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (FZYNt)
439 OT: Okay Horde, help me fill out my self-evaluation form. What are my goals for the coming fiscal year?
Revamp your corporate mission statement to "make lots of money".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2019 02:08 PM (W+vEI)
Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
Hear the lamentations of the women.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (KOCKb)
I just spied on them
Posted by: TFG at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (fG1QA)
Posted by: joncelli
Not to #LearntoCode.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (ptqGC)
Make America Great Again!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 30, 2019 02:09 PM (7wsmM)
I'm going with Trillian.
But I have to ask, what's wrong with Willow?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (KOCKb)
Trump wants the Fed to drop interest rates by 1%.
Guy in my office thinks Trump is worried about getting re-
elected.
Posted by: Glenn John at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (LilNs)
She didn't even last a month here. Too different work environment.
I'll miss her, her tight body and her long legs.
...and I'll miss having a program manager to handle admin stuff so our Dev Leads can do lead stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Biden at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (7wsmM)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
Synthesize company paradigms to maximize synergies and achieve new efficiencies in relevant metrics.
Posted by: Someguy at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (HUFx8)
If your son asks you if Trump is going to arrest you, in a moment of quiet introspection, you should say to yourself "Jesus, I'm scaring my kids with this bulls*t. Maybe I should tone it down a bit."
But they don't. They wield they're children's irrational fear as a weapon.
That's really freakin' sad, for that kid especially. It's bordering on telling him he's a girl and putting a dress on him.
You have to wonder where the grandparents are? Grampa should at least be saying, "No little Timmy. You're dad is just a cuck. Do you know what a cuck is?"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (YA914)
"But I have to ask, what's wrong with Willow?"
Is the kid trans?
Can't be too sure with this wacko.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Biden at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (7wsmM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM
*******
Come down to Tacoma. You can do that at a third of the price...if you can find parking.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (0tfLf)
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You either have patriots or you don't. We'll see if there are any white nationalists left in Venezuela.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (2LelM)
-- Oh! Trump insulted us on twitter!
-- Ah! He's ignoring our invitation!!
-- Oh noes!! We imagine he really, really wants to jail us because we SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER (tm)
-- Why won't Trump pay attention to meeee!?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (W+vEI)
"OT: Okay Horde, help me fill out my self-evaluation form. What are my goals for the coming fiscal year?"
To spend more time working than reading AOS while at work might be a good one.
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (MxEKc)
LOLOLOLO HAHAHAHAHA
Memba that eight years of giving it over to Bammy for hand jobs.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (ymnmz)
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That "leveraging synergies of spaces in markets" is the right answer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2019 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2019 02:12 PM (mvenn)
Bang that Hot Chick in Accounting.
Posted by: garrett
On the CEO's desk - leaving ass prints.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
On the copier for photo proof.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 02:12 PM (Vgz5H)
Make America Great Again!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (/tuJf)
Endorsed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (2LelM)
Oh, they definitely have a neo nazi problem in South America if that's what you mean.
...but I don't think that's what you mean.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 02:12 PM (GBteo)
Oh. Fiscal? I thought you said fistula. My anal fistula is really hurting.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 30, 2019 02:12 PM (6XgGT)
These people are drama queens!
-- Oh! Trump insulted us on twitter!
-- Ah! He's ignoring our invitation!!
-- Oh noes!! We imagine he really, really wants to jail us because we SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER (tm)
-- Why won't Trump pay attention to meeee!?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (W+vEI)
Yep....the crazy ex spouse/SO syndrome.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2019 02:12 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (Srnuc)
If your son asks you if Trump is going to arrest you, in a moment of quiet introspection, you should say to yourself "Jesus, I'm scaring my kids with this bulls*t. Maybe I should tone it down a bit."
But they don't. They wield they're children's irrational fear as a weapon.
That's really freakin' sad, for that kid especially. It's bordering on telling him he's a girl and putting a dress on him.
You have to wonder where the grandparents are? Grampa should at least be saying, "No little Timmy. You're dad is just a cuck. Do you know what a cuck is?"
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Well said Bitter Clinger. You have the soul of a poet.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)
To get chimped girl-style in the boudoir by She Who Wears The Boots.
Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Furious George at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
Try to be more understanding when your manager fails to manage to your expectations.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM
*******
Come down to Tacoma. You can do that at a third of the price...if you can find parking.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (0tfLf)
Standards...
Also you want a girl with her own incall, not one working near the airport or on the highway.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK8)
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>>I'm.surprised it wasn't ballet practice.
What's the difference?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 02:07 PM (/tuJf)
45mins
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2019 02:14 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Pendejo at April 30, 2019 02:14 PM (rCeFu)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2019 02:14 PM (GBteo)
To spend all my budget money so it won't get cut next year.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 30, 2019 02:14 PM (Srnuc)
Okay Horde, help me fill out my self-evaluation form. What are my goals for the coming fiscal year?
Proactive ownership of Big Data to achieve value-added change agents for Best of Breed contextual marketing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 02:14 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2019 02:15 PM (RD7QR)
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>>I'm.surprised it wasn't ballet practice.
What's the difference?
.....
You're more likely to score at ballet practice.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 30, 2019 02:15 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
I think they were more embarrassed.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 30, 2019 02:15 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 30, 2019 02:15 PM (6XgGT)
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Unless their names are Sasha, Malia, or Chelsea. Then I hope it's an emphatic YES!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2019 02:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 30, 2019 02:16 PM (NtglE)
OT: Okay Horde, help me fill out my self-evaluation form. What are my goals for the coming fiscal year?
Or you can go with liberal NGO approach:
Work across diverse groups of people to identify and target opportunities for more equitable outcomes and facilitate their empowerment to reach their full potential.
Posted by: Ripley at April 30, 2019 02:16 PM (MxEKc)
-- Oh! Trump insulted us on twitter!
-- Ah! He's ignoring our invitation!!
-- Oh noes!! We imagine he really, really wants to jail us because we SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER (tm)
-- Why won't Trump pay attention to meeee!?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (W+vEI) "
No kidding.
Mrs Eez lost another friend last week, when friend tried to tell her about a couple of her friends who had been "bullied by a Republican."
Mockery ensued.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 30, 2019 02:16 PM (wA4OO)
Yeah, well you handmaidens can thank President Grab-a-Pussy for the lowest women unemployment rate in history.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 02:16 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 30, 2019 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lizzy
The same one it is every year, Pinky...try to take over the world!
Posted by: The Brain at April 30, 2019 02:17 PM (AM1GF)
I'm not seeing an outside-the-box paradigm of corporate inter-dimensional symmetry there.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 30, 2019 02:18 PM (+/7JY)
But they don't. They wield they're children's irrational fear as a weapon.
That's really freakin' sad, for that kid especially. It's bordering on telling him he's a girl and putting a dress on him.
You have to wonder where the grandparents are? Grampa should at
least be saying, "No little Timmy. You're dad is just a cuck. Do you
know what a cuck is?"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 30, 2019 02:11 PM (YA914)
They've already proven time after time they'll use their children like little meatshields. Using them to block traffic during protests, using them to confront Congressmen and Senators, using other people's illegal immigrant children to promote illegal immigration, using them like this to advance whatever stupid flucking fearbaiting cause they want to advance, global warming, OrangemanBad, etc.I have to wonder in the right circumstance if they'd use them as meatshields to cover themselves.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 30, 2019 02:18 PM (37IEG)
Trump wants the Fed to drop interest rates by 1%.
Guy in my office thinks Trump is worried about getting re-
elected.
Posted by: Glenn John at April 30, 2019 02:10 PM (LilNs)
==========
Trump wants to be the president to hit 4% growth after Obama resigned the nation to sub-3% growth forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 30, 2019 02:18 PM (oh/Sd)
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>>I'm.surprised it wasn't ballet practice.
What's the difference?
.....
You're more likely to score at ballet practice.
not sure whether homophobia or editorial comment about soccer.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 30, 2019 02:19 PM (sGtp+)
Samantha Bee stole your event right out from under you, and her event allows the celebrities to do it without having to deal with the primarily nobody attendees of the WHCD.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)
40s
Breaking #FoxNews Alert : Schumer says Trump agreed to $2 trillion infrastructure package at White House meeting
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 30, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)
40s
Breaking #FoxNews Alert : Schumer says Trump agreed to $2 trillion infrastructure package at White House meeting
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 30, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)
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I saw that earlier. No comment from Trump or WH. I think the Dem's are trying to push their version of events so when Trump says "Whoa, wait a second", they can claim his reneging on the deal.
Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2019 02:26 PM (G0vdT)
This guy is too stupid to live in the real world, better to stay in J -Town.
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 30, 2019 02:40 PM (Jj+59)
not sure whether homophobia or editorial comment about soccer.
Haha, you must not know about male ballerinas.
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 30, 2019 02:42 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 30, 2019 02:43 PM (7HpQm)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 30, 2019 02:46 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 30, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at April 30, 2019 02:53 PM (AJTfx)
Posted by: vivi at April 30, 2019 02:59 PM (11H2y)
Sadly, he'll just have to go back to telling lies to his 4th-grade son about what a courageous, life-threatening job his daddy has Tweeting about the president.
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