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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/29/19)
Quote I
“The first is rooted in history. We’re a state that’s had one-party rule for the better part of 85 years. That rule has resulted quite often in legislation and laws that are passed…that really do not do the taxpayers of the state and the residents of the state any good.” Councilman Donald A. Fox
Quote II
“It’s official — Bernie Sanders is working for the Republican Party." “You think a guy in jail for murder can’t have his rights taken away? What is it about being in jail that you’re missing? He is in jail. He can’t go outside. The toilet have no seats. Seems like not voting is the least of his concerns.” “But hey, I guess Bernie wants the guy on Death Row to vote. It makes sense. He could pull one lever before we pull the other. It’s almost tailor-made for an RNC ad.” Greg Gutfeld
Quote III
“No one should have to fear going to their place of worship, and no one should be targeted for practicing the tenets of their faith,” Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA)
Of course they did, did you think they would rule differently? Virginia judiciary votes to keep their little kingdom private, very private.
The Virginia Supreme Court has issued eight new rules bringing new exemptions to the Virginia Freedom of Information Act that broadly block access to judicial records.
Virginia judges have been considering their new legislation since last year and call their move an act to “protect the administration of justice, the deliberative process, and the privacy of its judicial officers.” They’ve also asked the public to submit their comments on the then, proposed rules.
American politicians are notorious for knee jerk reactionary legislation. Sri Lanka is not far behind.
From today it will be illegal to wear items of clothing that cover people’s faces in Sri Lanka after the government issued an emergency law. The new rule came into effect on Monday, eight days after the Easter bombings of churches and hotels that claimed the lives of more than 250 people at several locations. The law was brought in at the orders of President Maithripala Sirisena who has been warned that more militants remain on the loose despite dozens of arrests.
Name your price
A ticket to paradise
I can't stay here any more
And I've looked high and low
I've been from shore to shore to shore
If there's a short cut I'd have found it
But there's no easy way around it Light of the world, shine on me
Love is the answer
Shine on us all, set us free
Love is the answer
“A young man is fired up about what the future holds and I can keep that fire burning.” Single John has only ever dated older women and says he finds them more “sensual”. He said: “I’ve been asked and playfully ridiculed by people who have known me for a long time. “Why do I date older women? I like confidence in a woman, I like self-awareness and with the older women I’ve dated there’s always been a more sensual, more compassionate side. “They are very receptive to the kind of lover I am.”
Jumping for joy. Police officer busted.
A police officer is facing an inquiry after causing fury when he was spotted jumping up and down on a trampoline during a drugs raid. The policeman was filmed in a garden in a residential street in Coventry by a neighbour and was seen taking off his kit belt before performing stunts while fellow officers laughed. West Midlands Police confirmed it has launched an investigation into the incident which 'appears to have fallen short of high standards'.
States where the death penalty is allowed are having difficulties in implementing it because of drugs. Perhaps they need to import Canadian doctors. They don't seem to have problems killing people.
The report says that about 1.12 percent of all Canadian deaths were caused by euthanasia, a number that is increasing every year. No wonder. Efforts are increasing to normalize lethal injection as a way of death — and soon we are likely to see the killable caste expanded in Canada to include children, people whose deaths are not “foreseeable,” those with dementia who asked to be killed in an advance directive, and perhaps, the mentally ill (as happens regularly in Netherlands and Belgium).
Does facial recognition software work? A civil lawsuit against Apple says it doesn't.
An 18-year-old from New York is suing Apple for US$1 billion, claiming that a facial recognition system at its shops falsely connected him to a series of thefts.
Ousmane Bah, who was arrested at his home in November, claims the warrant included a photo of someone else.
All of that virtue signaling and a large carbon footprint to boot. A German study reveals that electric vehicles emit more CO2 than diesel vehicles.
Electric vehicles in Germany account for more CO2 emissions than diesel ones, according to a study by German scientists.
When CO2 emissions linked to the production of batteries and the German energy mix - in which coal still plays an important role - are taken into consideration, electric vehicles emit 11% to 28% more than their diesel counterparts, according to the study, presented on Wednesday at the Ifo Institute in Munich. Mining and processing the lithium, cobalt and manganese used for batteries consume a great deal of energy. A Tesla Model 3 battery, for example, represents between 11 and 15 tonnes of CO2. Given a lifetime of 10 years and an annual travel distance of 15,000 kilometres, this translates into 73 to 98 grams of CO2 per kilometre, scientists Christoph Buchal, Hans-Dieter Karl and Hans-Werner Sinn noted in their study.
Local residents in Teesdale are loving a protestor who was finally able to figure out a way to get two potholes fixed by the city. After a year of not being addresses and fixed, one person decided a better way to get their attention – to draw big penises around them. And it worked!
No word if our resident Foodie will be bringing this salad to the AoSHQ Company Pot Luck Picnic.
On this day: 29 Apr 1993
Guitarist, producer, Mick Ronson died of liver cancer aged 46. Ronson recorded and toured with David Bowie from 1970 to 1973. Released the 1974 solo album 'Slaughter On Tenth Avenue'. Ronson co-produced Lou Reed's album Transformer, also part of Hunter Ronson Band with Ian Hunter. And worked with Morrissey, Slaughter & The Dogs, The Wildhearts, The Rich Kids, Elton John, Johnny Cougar, T-Bone Burnett via thisdayinmusic.com
Ian Hunter's tribute to Mick Ronson.
Born on this day: 29 Apr 1933
Willie Nelson, country music singer-songwriter, (He was born on April 29, 1933, but his birth was recorded on April 30). Nelson has acted in over 30 films, co-authored several books, and has been involved in activism for the use of biofuels and the legalization of marijuana. Along with Neil Young and John Mellencamp, he set up Farm Aid in 1985 to assist and increase awareness of the importance of family farms. He wrote the country classic 'Crazy' a hit for Patsy Cline.
You've heard of the old saying in regards to "digging a hole". It is supposed to be figurative not literal. Genius Award Winner.
A man in northern Mexico had to be rescued after he accidentally trapped himself in a hole that he dug so he could spy on his former girlfriend in violation of a court order to stay away from her, authorities said Sunday, the AP reports. The Sonora state attorney general's office said the 50-year-old man had spent days digging the hole in Puerto Penasco, a town on the Gulf of California, only to become trapped and require assistance to get out. The man had been ordered to stay away from his former girlfriend due to domestic violence charges and he is now in jail, authorities said. The newspaper El Universal said the man dug a tunnel under the woman's house.
Just a heartwarming story and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. H/T ibguy
Emerson the puppy was only 6 weeks old when he was dumped at an animal shelter and left to fight for his life against a host of health issues. Staffers at the NFR Maine animal shelter in North Monmouth, Maine say that in addition to being deaf, the puppy suffered from seizures and canine parvovirus, a highly contagious viral illness. Despite his struggles, Emerson underwent treatment for the disease and pulled through.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (fdjAP)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 10:08 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:08 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 10:09 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 10:09 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 10:09 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:09 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (4Ejxg)
Posted by: wing at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 10:09 PM (aS1PU)
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It's not fake. It's composite. Like all my girlfriends.
Posted by: Prez'nit Shitnozzle at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:11 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (aKsyK)
Mary Ann or Ginger?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 10:12 PM (MAstk)
I need to spend less time here.
Posted by: Surfperch and his drawers of socks at April 29, 2019 10:12 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Prez'nit Shitnozzle at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (4knXT)
that a facial recognition system at its shops falsely connected him to a
series of thefts.
Ousmane Bah, who was arrested at his home in November, claims the warrant included a photo of someone else.<<<
**Siri voice**
They all look alike.
Posted by: Apple's Racist Facial Recognition Software at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (xUcC/)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
A friend of mine moved up here from down South earlier this year, with the goal that I'm eventually moving in to start breaking away from my toxic (and I kind of hate that term because it's kind of left-wing loaded) family.
Well, he had an accident while on a diving (oxygen tank, not pool) practice, and blacked out under the water.
Apparently almost died, is in the hospital about 2 hours out from here, his mother and stepfather flew up.
I've got no idea what sort of shape he's in, he said he thinks he'll be OK but he said they had him on an incubator to try to clear his lungs out (if he got any terminology wrong, let me know. I don't want to be accused of bullshit because I was given inaccurate terminology).
So, this is kind of a stressful time, to have things up in the air like that, when I'd already started the process of moving my things, and I already feel horrible enough that something happened to him up here when he basically moved up here in the first place to help me out (and also be around other friends of mine).
Had he stayed where he was and not moved up here, this likely would not have happened.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (HaL55)
Mary Ann or Ginger?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)
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Behold the awesome power of "and."
Posted by: The Skipper at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Surfperch, Analyzing the List at April 29, 2019 10:15 PM (tVQUs)
Hmm. I seem to recall some old piece of paper that made an appeal to Divine Providence.
Posted by: Miklos, declaring some level of independence at April 29, 2019 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx
I'm going to go with no
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:15 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: the guy who says he found the sniper at April 29, 2019 10:15 PM (xUcC/)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 29, 2019 10:16 PM (uDcBt)
He's going to have a Bob Dole problem.
Posted by: Blago at April 29, 2019 10:16 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx
Ewww. Gross.
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:16 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (pgXNG)
Prayers up for your friend, Hikaru. But the accident was NOT your fault.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 29, 2019 10:16 PM (qcqVF)
Posted by: davidt at April 29, 2019 10:16 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: Blago at April 29, 2019 10:16 PM (UfkIY)
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A four-hour boner will be convenient for holding a towel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:17 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Prez'nit Shitnozzle at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (4knXT)
Don't worry, I'll whack 'em off in a second.
Posted by: Reggie at April 29, 2019 10:17 PM (tVQUs)
Otherwise, we're totally screwed.
Posted by: pj at April 29, 2019 10:17 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2019 10:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (htgmn)
*looks around*
*points at self*
Me?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2019 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:18 PM (4knXT)
Insomniac! Are you getting your place ready for company?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Bob Dole at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2019 10:18 PM (EZebt)
He's no Jerry Brown.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (aS1PU)
Insomniac! Are you getting your place ready for company?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Not right this second...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
(...)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (pgXNG)
The take-away from this should be that someone you know appreciates you enough to move up, and help you out.
The accident does not diminish that.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
Not right this second...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
There is no time like the present!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Cucumbers. Sensuous.
Posted by: Mrs. Dean Wormer at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Peach
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:13 PM (htgmn)
Two scoops please
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Infidel at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (lwX7s)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (htgmn)
Makes me wonder what Joe Biden will be a spokesperson for.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Cicero
Meh. Towel warmers are good in winter.
Posted by: Miklos, in a sink of heat and humidity at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
Hi Insomniac!
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (htgmn)
Hi ALH! My Monday was actually somewhat busy. Not lucrative, but I had a backlog of things I needed to get done and took care of them. Taking small victories where I can get them.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQf)
The Villages.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:22 PM (t+qrx)
(...)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 29, 2019 10:14 PM (pgXNG)
The take-away from this should be that someone you know appreciates you enough to move up, and help you out.
The accident does not diminish that.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
^This.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:22 PM (htgmn)
Makes me wonder what Joe Biden will be a spokesperson for.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQf)
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Dr. Jill Biden's House of Pain
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Not right this second...
Posted by: Insomniac
*Madre Mia*
Posted by: Josefa the houskeeper at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (oVJmc)
Not right this second...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
There is no time like the present!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
I did clean the kitchen last night.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
It's the little things that mean the most!
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (htgmn)
They don't call him "Plugs" for nothing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (htgmn)
He's a longtime DC insider running for President, having 'work' done is practically a requirement for his type.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (tVQUs)
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (0Ntuf)
I did clean the kitchen last night.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
That's a very nice start.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (3JQ/p)
No civilized country should permits face coverings by any sector of the population for everyday wear. Excluding, of course, those who must or wish to wear surgical masks to avoid catching or spreading communicable diseases.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Miklos from SCTV at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQf)
Rogaine.
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (H5knJ)
You got it!
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:22 PM (htgmn)
Sounds great!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQf)
The Villages.
Oh great, an earworm.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (lD3vL)
Notre Dame has more original structure intact than Joe does.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 10:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:25 PM (htgmn)
Oh Alyssa. Only you can do that. It's YOUR nightmare. So... yea. I advise you to WAKE UP!!!! Lolol
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 10:25 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: JT at April 29, 2019 10:25 PM (qyr81)
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 10:26 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at April 29, 2019 10:26 PM (2mR8f)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (hZlbC)
No exceptions for superheroes? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Bruce Wayne at April 29, 2019 10:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 29, 2019 10:26 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
It's the little things that mean the most!
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:23 PM (htgmn)
I'm working on reframing things like that, which I usually would've been dismissive about, blown off as just stuff I should be doing anyway, or flagellated myself for not having taken care of them earlier, as small victories and successes.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Anti-KKK laws in several US states prohibit wearing masks or similar for anyone 16 or older (not Louisiana, 'cause Carnival).
Odd how those laws don't get enforced.
Posted by: Miklos, a Clouseau level master of disguise at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
You sure are easy to please. I like that in a man.
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (htgmn)
(Reading the post > the barrel)
Hi.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the attention def uh what? at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (Yzubb)
CONDUCTO DEL ALAMBRE
RETARDADOR DE LA LLAMA
If I were the nick-changing type, I could do worse than "Retardador de la Llama".
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (oVJmc)
Bob Dole hawked boner pills after he lost the election.
Makes me wonder what Joe Biden will be a spokesperson for.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQf)
DIBS!
Posted by: "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!" Shampoo at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQfp)
It depends.
Posted by: Joey B at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: JT at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (qyr81)
Stacey Dash will be in the Roe V Wade movie coming out in the near future.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (4Ejxg)
Just keep moving forward and don't look back. It always drags you down.
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (htgmn)
No civilized country should permits face coverings by any sector of the population for everyday wear. Excluding, of course, those who must or wish to wear surgical masks to avoid catching or spreading communicable diseases.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (hZlbC)
Not only that, any/every establishment should have the right to ban face coverings. You have a right to know who (in a broad sense) is entering your establishment.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 29, 2019 10:29 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Insomniac
Don't forget to flush the toilet !
Posted by: JT at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (qyr81)
Twice a week, whether it needs it or not.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx)
Do it! Do it!. Do it!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 10:29 PM (aS1PU)
I was reading something Uncle Joe's "work". Teeth, hair plugs, face lift.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:29 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 10:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 10:24 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Stanley Ipkiss at April 29, 2019 10:30 PM (tVQUs)
And the brain transplant from "Abby Normal".
Posted by: JT at April 29, 2019 10:30 PM (qyr81)
Posted by: Klingon Spokesman at April 29, 2019 10:31 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQfp)
It depends.
Posted by: Joey B at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (9gHOW
Do you suffer from incontinence like me? Well, worry no more! By the way, they smell wonderful!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Miklos, cautionary at April 29, 2019 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
3m
Kimberly Guilfoyle joining Trump campaign as senior adviser hill.cm/eYbiqgn
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 10:31 PM (BqBId)
Just keep moving forward and don't look back. It always drags you down.
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (htgmn)
Don't I know it. But I've also got to give myself room for stumbles and setbacks or I'll be beating myself up for the stumbles and setbacks instead of learning from them and getting back on track.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Hikaru
Especially in a broad sense.
Posted by: The Trouble with Dames at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Infidel at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (lwX7s)
You sure are easy to please. I like that in a man.
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (htgmn)
I have my moments, or so I have been told.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
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Bare Poles fit in anywhere you want to invite them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (4knXT)
First I thought, I tied for #10. With merely 23 comments. Y'all folks aren't doing their jobs here!
9 [23 names] 'freaked'
10 [23 names] 'mindful webworker in the bright morning light'
Then I saw
2 [48 names] 'mindful webworker with corgi whistle'
Well, good to know that even with the two combined, I still wouldn't've been #1.
Thanks, Sebastian Cabot, who still has Jodie's little girl panties
Posted by: mindful webworker and the secret of the sockpuppeteer at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (Yzubb)
I was reading something Uncle Joe's "work". Teeth, hair plugs, face lift.
So, Mr. Potato Head then, eh?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (HaL55)
No. Not even close. Did you even look? Go home and don't tell your mother you tried to post here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 10:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bruce Wayne at April 29, 2019 10:26 PM (Izzlo)
Well, I'd make an exception for your friend. Work-related, like a Scott Air-Pak on a fireman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 10:34 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Infidel at April 29, 2019 10:33 PM (lwX7s)
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:34 PM (t+qrx)
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Eh, they've got to wear those silly hats, pedal pushers, those sparkly vests and carry a cape.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 10:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:35 PM (0Ntuf)
My attorneys will be in touch.
Posted by: Ricardo Llama at April 29, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Don't sweat it. As the bumper sticker says, "shit happens".
You and your buddy will be laughing about this some day.
You care about him because you are a friend.
Prayers up, and don't worry.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2019 10:35 PM (+JS0o)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:35 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: DavesNotHere at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM (n67dj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM (XAYDB)
I had to break down and buy a damn new lawnmower. It was a hoot. This afternoon, I put a new set of blades on the old one, and then replaced the coil (flywheel magneto armature) type. The coil went out last year, and the cheap Chinese replacement lasted about year. This one looks to be higher quality.
Then I put a new air filter and foam prefilter on it and was in the process of putting in back together.
Miley then walked out in the shop, picked something up and asked, "What's this?". I thought it was just some piece of junk she found that had been kicked out or something.
Then it hit me, and I looked at it. It was the damn drive idler pulley for the transmission. I jacked it up again and looked underneath, actually looking between the deck and the drive area.
That pulley had seized, flown apart, and just happened to fall off when I had last pulled it back in the shop. This allowed the drive belt to wear up against the stub shaft the pulley mounted on. Also, the decrease in tension allowed the tensioner bracket which is part of the foot "clutch" assembly, to move too far. It had stripped all the fins off the little fan that cools the transmission.
At the point, I said fuckit, and bought a damn new lawnmower.....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM (NMAzL)
OK Hordelings, hitting the hay early tonight. B'Gal's having cataract surgery tomorrow and the tree guys are coming to cut down some trees at 8. Busy day.
Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM (HaL55)
Impeachment Insurance.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:35 PM (0Ntuf)
AOC NEVER SAID THAT!!!1!
Posted by: Snopes at April 29, 2019 10:37 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at April 29, 2019 10:37 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:21 PM (pUDQfp)
Elmers Paste?
Posted by: John FitzJelly Donut at April 29, 2019 10:37 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2019 10:38 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Cicero
You like Pole dancing, no?
Posted by: Pana Jolanta Szymanowska at April 29, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JTB at April 29, 2019 10:38 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM
Live to ride, ride to live!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 10:39 PM (CLcKT)
The accident does not diminish that.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
Correlation does not equal causation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 10:39 PM (f3oO4)
The take-away from this should be that someone you know appreciates you enough to move up, and help you out.
The accident does not diminish that.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
This. Friends are a Pearl of Great Price.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 10:39 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
If they're letting people hang their legs over the side in that sea, they probably left the fenders hanging and they were torn off. People soon to follow.
In conditions like that you're life is flashing before your eyes.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 10:39 PM (f3oO4)
Cogito ergo sum!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (ZO3yc)
Ima steal that.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams, back to hot steamy "creative writing" at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
. . . .
Then I put a new air filter and . . . .
Posted by: publius
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You can replace blades and an air filter on a mower?
Dayum. You learn something new every day.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (Y4EXg)
Very nice top picture.
I've been in ships where the ocean is always bigger and trying to kill you. Even with 80,000 shp and CRP propellers.
Makes a man humble. Not just in a night around Bangkok.
We pride ourselves on our power over nature. But only if we work at it every day, with meritocracy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Just out of curiosity, what are they charging you? I've got the tree guys coming tomorrow as well. $1,700 for a big maple
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 10:41 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2019 10:41 PM (XAYDB)
The genius winner? Puerto Penasco - also home to Circus Mexicus, the Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers music festival. I knew I knew that town name. LOL
You have to admire the feller for his tenacity to keep track of his old flame. Right? "Dug a tunnel to her house". Unreal. Some people are plain loco.
Posted by: turambar at April 29, 2019 10:41 PM (s2J6c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 10:42 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I saw the flaw in Cartesian logic years ago.
There are many who clearly do not think, but who, regrettably, nevertheless are.
Posted by: Miklos with sadz at April 29, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 29, 2019 10:43 PM (jvamV)
Res ipsa loquitor.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 10:41 PM (fuK7c)
Ego similis magna libris et non mentitur!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 10:43 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 10:43 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 10:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Every bank I go to has a sign on the door: no masks, sunglasses or hoodies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 10:42 PM (aKsyK)
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Every place I go to eat has a sign on the wall: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:43 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: JTB at April 29, 2019 10:38 PM (bmdz3)
Thanks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
The strength and power behind water is awesome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
Live to ride, ride to live!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 10:39 PM (CLcKT)
My late husband adored his riding mower!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
The accident was not your fault!
Scuba diving is dangerous. Period.
Good luck and hugs to you.
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (dm05u)
It's dual systems of Justice, all the way down.
Fornicate them, with prejudice.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (+JS0o)
https://tinyurl.com/y5h4p8ca
Posted by: davidt at April 29, 2019 10:37 PM (w/wKz)
A dune buggy on meth looks nothing like that...
Posted by: Florida Man, opening the Garage while nibbling on a Lump of Ham at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (tVQUs)
Wow. You are a smooth posting sun of a gun. Good content!
Hope you get a boost from Ace in the dental and eye coverage. And an illegal from a middle American country to be named later for snow clearance and mowing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JTB at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Just out of curiosity, what are they charging you? I've got the tree guys coming tomorrow as well. $1,700 for a big maple
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:40 PM (7ZQe3)
Yeek!
Me has a good good buddy that LOVES to cut trees and he's excellent at it. He quipped the last time I set him up with fresh tomatoes " let me know when u need any of these trees cut!". (I have 3 acres on the river half of which are trees)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 29, 2019 10:45 PM (+7uO0)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:45 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Infidel at April 29, 2019 10:45 PM (lwX7s)
I'm proud of myself. This old mower was a Murray. I bought it new in 1995, and kept it running for this long. Those mowers can be some cheap shit, and this one wasn't that sturdy.
But I kept it running for 24 years.
That's what doing things like changing the oil, filters, greasing it, and maintenance will do.
I've put about 4 or 5 sets of blades on the thing over that 24 years. Oh, and every year, I would sharpen them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:45 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miklosius of the loyal IX Legio at April 29, 2019 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I saw the flaw in Cartesian logic years ago.
There are many who clearly do not think, but who, regrettably, nevertheless are.
Posted by: Miklos with sadz at April 29, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
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Not a flaw at all.
Sum ergo cogito
does not follow from
Cogito ergo sum
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 10:46 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2019 10:46 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2019 10:46 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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GET OUT OF TOWN!!
lol
I don't know why, but that reminds me I need to go find my old slide rule to take to work tomorrow. One of my genius developers simply could not fathom the idea of a analog computing device that was in wide use before electronic devices were invented.
Poor kid.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2019 10:46 PM (Y4EXg)
But, the leads are appealing and it has TWO adorable cats who move the plot forward.
So...Hallmark Channel, and yet...Hallmark Channel.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2019 10:47 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:47 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Rene Descartes at April 29, 2019 10:47 PM (4knXT)
Res ipsa loquitor.
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Chili con carne.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 10:43 PM
Semper ubi sub ubi!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 10:47 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Cicero
Below my picture.
Posted by: Miklos, whose money is no good there at April 29, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
I think we're gonna' do this more. My personal goal is for you to ban Japan. It's a big goal. But like Casey said - shoot for the stars.
Posted by: Dude Drinkin' a Beer in the Lobby at April 29, 2019 10:48 PM (MMa93)
Posted by: Barack at April 29, 2019 10:48 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Rene Descartes at April 29, 2019 10:48 PM (QE8X6)
This new one is a little heavier built than the older one. Maybe it will last 35 years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (NMAzL)
But I know science, I told them we could go at night!
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (0Ntuf)
Poor kid.
Posted by: Tonypete
Where do you plan to hit him with it, and how hard?
Posted by: Miklos, spare the slide rule, spoil the child developer at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:45 PM (NMAzL)
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Were you always able to find blades for your specific mower, or did you have to switch to universals at some point? I've got a mower over 20 years, and have been looking for blades.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Cicero
Good thing it doesn't say no pants!
Posted by: Surfperch, a Typical Moron at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
LMAO
You owe me a piece of paper towel. Got some ginger beer on my laptop.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: turambar at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (s2J6c)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (7ZQe3)
Man card, please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (/tuJf)
I like the ones that go right. "Oh yeah, I'm going to drop this 10' diameter tree between the two buildings with 8" to spare on each side.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (fuK7c)
January 30, 2019 Robert Mitchell Jenning
February 28, 2019 Billie Wayne Coble
April 24, 2019 John William King
Upcoming schedule:
May 2, 2019 Dexter Darnell Johnson
August 21, 2019 Larry Ray Swearingen
September 4, 2019 Billy Jack Crutsinger
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (iEXgF)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
The journey of a thousand miles may still be completed by starting with small steps, and even taking an occasional step backwards!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:51 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 29, 2019 10:51 PM (n6eEP)
Posted by: Rene Descartes at April 29, 2019 10:47 PM (4knXT)
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Put a sock in it, ya drunken fart!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 10:51 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 29, 2019 10:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (8g9zh
He's been in jail for not filing tax returns.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:51 PM (pUDQf)
That's what doing things like changing the oil, filters, greasing it, and maintenance will do.
I've put about 4 or 5 sets of blades on the thing over that 24 years. Oh, and every year, I would sharpen them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:45 PM (NMAzL
Well, don't scrap out the old one. Murrays are pretty generic, IIRC, and parts for them should be easy to get. Replace the fan and the idler, get it working, and sell it for a C-note on Craigslist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 10:52 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Cicero
Jack Handey with a new Ph.D.
Posted by: Miklos, uncredentialed at April 29, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 10:52 PM (CLcKT)
The first couple of times, I was able to find some locally. There was an old auto parts guy who used to keep parts for everything, and he had blades for all sorts of shit. He would take the old one and match it up.
Of late, I've just bought them online. Get the part number and find a match.
The ones I got were Oregon brand.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:52 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:49 PM (NMAzL)
Will you be disappointed if it conks out after 34 years and 364 days?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2019 10:52 PM (tVQUs)
Cicero, I wish. This big maple is right next to the house and power lines. Pretty delicate stuff
Posted by: Pete Seria
Maples are punks!
Posted by: Oak at April 29, 2019 10:52 PM (aKsyK)
Texas executions :
January 30, 2019 Robert Mitchell Jenning
February 28, 2019 Billie Wayne Coble
April 24, 2019 John William King
Upcoming schedule:
May 2, 2019 Dexter Darnell Johnson
August 21, 2019 Larry Ray Swearingen
September 4, 2019 Billy Jack Crutsinger
Posted by: Braenyard
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Note to self - get rid of middle name before moving to Texas.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2019 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)
But, the leads are appealing and it has TWO adorable cats who move the plot forward.
So...Hallmark Channel, and yet...Hallmark Channel.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2019 10:47 PM (l9m7l)
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Was Aunt Becky in it? Or Danica McKellar?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 10:53 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 29, 2019 10:53 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Asscheeks ofsaturn at April 29, 2019 10:53 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2019 10:53 PM (XAYDB)
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Yeah,yeah, I know. But when I did the math, it just didn't make sense for 3,000 s.f. of thin, woodsy grass. I mow once every 2 weeks.
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:54 PM (7ZQe3)
Glad you laughed, Misanthropic Humanitarian. Puts fair-trade, pure cellulose, non-shedding KimWipe into the USB Port for teleportation to your address.
Time for next day preps. I can relax with school open and not the open chore calls at home.
Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Head on a swivel and have a General Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 10:54 PM (mvenn)
What if Trump chose Sarah Huckabee Sanders for his VP next time?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 29, 2019 10:54 PM (Lqy/e)
***Top five New York Times headlines from the future***
5. "COW FARTS NOT BANNED; POOR AND MINORITY FARMERS HARDEST HIT"
4. "PRESIDENT IVANKA SUCKS"
3. "OCASIO-CORTEZ DIES IN HORRIFIC FROZEN POLE-LICKING ACCIDENT"
2. "PRESIDENT BARRON SUCKS"
1. "SALE AT PENNEYS"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 10:54 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2019 10:55 PM (l9m7l)
No way.
Posted by: JackStraw a
I will believe you if you say you've been in those circumstances, but I'm looking at the boat and the lighting and it's not making sense.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 10:55 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 10:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:55 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: ibguy at April 29, 2019 10:55 PM (EHVbt)
I will believe you if you say you've been in those circumstances, but I'm looking at the boat and the lighting and it's not making sense.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 10:55 PM (fuK7c)
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Maybe that's the Southern Hemisphere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:55 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:55 PM (0Ntuf)
It was invented in Alabama.
*ducks*
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 10:56 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mr. Wu at April 29, 2019 10:56 PM (XAYDB)
Upon a hidden lane, in deepest wood,
Was born a child who play'd as no one could.
His genius was pronounc'd e'en from boyhood
His name was Jonathan Bernardo Goode.
How good when Goode begins to play the lute,
Sing ho, sing high, sing heigh!
They took him from his humble neighborhood,
To play withal the king's court, if he would.
By queens his gift was lauded as it should
No one was better, nay 'twas understood.
How good when Goode begins to play the lute,
Sing ho, sing high, sing heigh!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
Not sure why I bring this up. Just feeling nostalgic, I reckon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (n6eEP)
That old parts guy passed away a few years ago. We'll never see his like of parts guy again. Back when I was a kid and on into my 20s, parts guys operated like this.
You could bring them old part, and they'd find you a replacement. If you knew what it came off the better, and if you had a part number, even better, but they could find something.
These people now can't even be bothered to go back and check stock and compare. If it doesn't pop up on the computer screen, or hell, smart phone, now, you're SOL.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (NMAzL)
Hair Club for Men.
"Not only am I the Vice President, I'm also a client."
Posted by: Joke Biden at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (xUcC/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
________
Hallmark Channel displays lots of variety. There's the Christmas movie with Danica McKellar in the red sweater, and then there's the one with Danica McKellar in the crimson sweater . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (ta49A)
Man card, please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)
Even I won't use a battery powered mower.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
*ducks*
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 10:56 PM (aS1PU)
I hope you can feel my side-eye from here, bub.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 10:58 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 10:54 PM (miE9U)
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"Congress rushes to pass bill outlawing 'triple dog dares'"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 10:58 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 10:58 PM (4Ejxg)
Posted by: Kathleen Biden at April 29, 2019 10:58 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 10:58 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (TN7xY)
Works for me.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (l9m7l)
The garage should smell faintly of gasoline. It is like Man potpourri. Just like all labs should have that whiff of acetone and an anomalous organic smell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Miklos, heading to the bar with his famous "longitude" pickup line at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Man card, please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)
Even I won't use a battery powered mower.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT
Right? There isn't a small enough patch of lawn that wouldn't make me consider a riding lawn mower and a nice big cutting deck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Elon Musk at April 29, 2019 11:00 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:00 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Elon Musk at April 29, 2019 11:00 PM (miE9U)<<<
It doubles as a fire pit.
Posted by: Joke Biden at April 29, 2019 11:00 PM (xUcC/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf1w66uijqU
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 11:01 PM (iEXgF)
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Yeah,yeah, I know. But when I did the math, it just didn't make sense for 3,000 s.f. of thin, woodsy grass. I mow once every 2 weeks.
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 10:54 PM (7ZQe3)
How much did your new fangled one cost compared to a cheapo Murray from Fleet Farm?
No need to hand in your card, you're a Sconnie guy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 11:01 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:01 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 29, 2019 11:01 PM (n6eEP)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2019 11:01 PM (TN7xY)
This parts guy once had a coil for an old Farmall tractor a far neighbor was needing. It was, hell, I don't know old, still new in the box it came in.
The guy was trying to find it, and someone said, hell try ol' Bobby (that was his name), he's got all kinds of shit.
Old Bobby went back in his vast stock area, which was built up over decades and decades, and found that coil in 5 minutes.
He only had one, though, and probably couldn't get a new one, but he had it.l
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 11:02 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 11:02 PM (7ZQe3)
Right? There isn't a small enough patch of lawn that wouldn't make me consider a riding lawn mower and a nice big cutting deck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)
If I could get it through the backyard gate, I'd have a rider!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT
Right? There isn't a small enough patch of lawn that wouldn't make me consider a riding lawn mower and a nice big cutting deck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)
There is an alternative, a push mower. Powered by donuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:03 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (TN7xY)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)
Basically it's an updated version of Green Acres.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:03 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 29, 2019 11:03 PM (6XgGT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz)
That's because your check didn't clear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (CLcKT)
No I was just being sarcastic. My bad for not being more clear.
I'm not a photoshop guy but that picture makes zero sense.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (/tuJf)
Sing ho, sing high, sing heigh!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Heh.
I imagine the band segued immediately into "I Like Ye Olde Time Rocke and Rolle"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (mvenn)
There is an alternative, a push mower. Powered by donuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:03 PM (hZlbC)
That's much too "green" for me. And I don't eat donuts!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (n6eEP)
It does happen. My Dad's Mom's side of the family had a big house in Norman, Indiana (they were Normans.) There is a picture of the entire family out in front of the house in the late 1800s (my great grandfather is a little kid in the front row.) It was converted to a hotel, then bought by some asshole who let it go completely to crap. Then they razed it and it has been an empty lot since.
I never saw it, even in it's dilapidated state. Dad said when he was a kid, he slept there a couple of times.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (ZO3yc)
Clearly, I felt the Blues dominated (LIE!) from their first goal (LIE!), & that the final result was never in much doubt (HUGE WHOPPER!). I wasn't much concerned when the Blues gave up that shorthanded goal (then why did you scream 'MOTHERF*C*R!!' ?)
In short, I thought the Blues executed their game plan very well (Are you KIDDING?), and that the Stars pretty well folded at the end of the third (AS IF!).
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (Cssks)
I thought Patrick McGoohan was a spokesman for the Villages.
Posted by: Kindltot
HE WAS NUMBER ONE!!!
Posted by: Spongebob Squarepants at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 11:05 PM (7ZQe3)
This battery powered mower... How wide a swath, and how much run time? I'm assuming it's not going to handle, oh, knee high grass too well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: JackStraw
Huh. It's the cover photo of the Mueller Report.
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at April 29, 2019 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: FireHorse at April 29, 2019 11:05 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2019 11:05 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 11:02 PM (7ZQe3
Just messin with you man. I get it. I finally broke down and bought one of those edger/leaf blower deals that shares batteries. Works okay, but I miss the smell of gas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 11:05 PM (pUDQf)
At The Jan-Michael Vincent Memorial, John Milius Stands Tall
Inevitably, Milius was a center of attention on Wednesday night. Chris Kobin, who helped organize the event and featured Milius in the documentary Hollywood Don't Surf!, of which Kobin was a producer, stayed out of the limelight as one guest after another - Jeff Berg, Gary Busey, Billy Katt - paid court at the Milius table. And there he was, grizzled as ever, working somewhat to overcome the effects of a stroke he suffered in 2010, and wearing a bright red cap that said: "Make Surfing Great Again." Clearly, he is still at odds with his industry, his era, the prevailing political winds - with almost everything except for that very short time when, like his avatars in Big Wednesday, he lived on and for the beach.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 11:06 PM (4Ejxg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2019 11:05 PM (0bu2O)
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Did you bring sushi?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:06 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2019 10:53 PM (XAYDB)
Good game, wife went to bed and I caught about the last 8 minutes. It was 2-1 when I turned it on.
To tie it back to the ONT content, my wife is older than me. Not that much older though.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2019 11:06 PM (Rz2Nc)
I'm not a photoshop guy but that picture makes zero sense.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (/tuJf)
The photo kind of reminds me of some.. educational fake photos of celebrities I have seen on the internet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 11:06 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT
Right? There isn't a small enough patch of lawn that wouldn't make me consider a riding lawn mower and a nice big cutting deck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)
There is an alternative, a push mower. Powered by donuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:03 PM (hZlbC)
The Amish kids didn't let the grass grow too long in our neighborhood at the old place
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:07 PM (V9sPV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:04 PM (4knXT)
If you need a rabble of soot-blackened consumptive Dickensian waifs stoking boilers and singing in terrible cockney accents, I can hook you up. I know a guy.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:08 PM (t+qrx)
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I wish I still had my electric chainsaw. I can never get the same age one to start abuse it so infrequently
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 11:08 PM (7ZQe3)
"Ha ha! We have electricity and you don't!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:08 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 29, 2019 11:08 PM (6XgGT)
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Be honest now, it was the water skier that gave it away, right?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (ZO3yc)
Stacey Dash will be in the Roe V Wade movie coming out in the near future.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 10:28 PM (4Ejxg)
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As a catastrophic example of the consequences of failing to abort when you have the chance?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 11:05 PM (7ZQe3)
Good old Johnny Retardo store. Watch-out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3lhksm2
I bought a used hardcover for $5.50 plus shipping that was described as like new. I've had nothing but good experiences buying used books in this manner. You have to know how to read the descriptions and pick out something in the middle of the price range. Often the more expensive ones aren't any better in quality.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (sdi6R)
"Ha ha! We have electricity and you don't!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:08 PM (miE9U)
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Then he makes them pay a quarter to run the can opener.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (6XgGT)
https://twitter.com/RJShelling/status/1123058470805213185
Posted by: Hikaru at April 29, 2019 11:10 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (6XgGT)
Well, not the Baby Ruths.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 11:10 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:08 PM (t+qrx)
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How skinny are we talking here?
Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 29, 2019 11:11 PM (4knXT)
The Roe V Wade movie is cast with Conservatives. It is not a pro abortion movie.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 11:11 PM (4Ejxg)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (6XgGT)
There has to be a Hoover vacuum cleaner joke there somewhere.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 11:10 PM (aS1PU)
He eats those fresh and steaming out of the anus.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 29, 2019 11:12 PM (pgXNG)
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I was a little too young to cut the grass at the time, but I remember when one of my brothers kept tearing up the lawnmowers somehow. Dad was pissed off. So one day this ancient but very much serviceable push type reel mower shows up in the garage to replace the gasoline mower.
It was fucking great. My brother was damn near crying pushing that damn thing, I distinctly remember that. Dad's attitude was "You don't like a gasoline powered mower enough to appreciate it, well try this."
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:13 PM (V9sPV)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 11:14 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2019 10:46 PM
When I am King of The World, everyone will use a slide rule instead of a calculator for at least two years.
Not out of a Vicsian desire to make people use "old" technology, but to inculcate an appreciation of significant digits.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2019 11:14 PM (uL22A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:14 PM (miE9U)
Here is the complete song and done by J. Cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8_lrrgBbzY
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 11:14 PM (iEXgF)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 29, 2019 11:11 PM (4knXT)
They're scrappy. You might lose an eye.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FireHorse at April 29, 2019 10:57 PM (ta49A)
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They've certainly captured my attention!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 11:15 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2019 11:16 PM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 11:09 PM (ZO3yc)
Well, unless you have a nearly inexhaustible supply of cheap fuel to low-grade to burn in an internal-combustion engine, it doesn't pay. Steam engines are thermodynamically less efficient than internal combustion.
Get a tiny, foolproof nuclear reactor, though, and it would be perfect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:17 PM (hZlbC)
Looks like they are in a whorld of sh*t.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 11:17 PM (iEXgF)
...unless you're one of those cake making bigots, then you must PAY
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2019 11:17 PM (39g3+)
I didn't even know trees farted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:17 PM (miE9U)
I didn't even know trees farted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:17 PM (miE9U)
They do. It's oxygen.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 11:19 PM (aS1PU)
That picture doesn't look right.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 11:19 PM (syVD+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:19 PM (miE9U)
I didn't even know trees farted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:17 PM (miE9U)
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You know where those wood pellets come from?
Yep.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)
Odd how those laws don't get enforced.
Posted by: Miklos, a Clouseau level master of disguise at April 29, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Some Anti-fa showed up at Auburn University a couple of years ago, and were introduced to Alabama's anti-mask law.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 29, 2019 11:19 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 11:19 PM (2DOZq)
I didn't even know trees farted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:17 PM
Well, then, we'll just have to cut back on them, too.
We've only got 12 years, you know!
Posted by: AOC at April 29, 2019 11:20 PM (uL22A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:17 PM (hZlbC)
Ford tried with the Nucleon, but it never sold well. I don't think they sold any.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 11:20 PM (7ZQe3)
I think I can give you an idea of what it was like:
- Imagine the Incredible Hulk doing his angriest tantrum
- Multiple by 1000
- Throw in some nuclear-weapon level destruction
Presto, there's your pass backstage!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:21 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 11:21 PM (F4ObL)
No more Ready Kilowatt.
Great grand pappy moves to the city and they have running water in the house and and terlits. Damn
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 11:22 PM (iEXgF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:22 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 11:21 PM (F4ObL)
The driver was rushed to the ER and is in "critical, but 110% straight" condition.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:23 PM (t+qrx)
Last night I broke my ankle very badly. Was on the bottom of the front porch stairs and thought I was on the sidewalk when I I stepped forward and broke it.
I have all kinds of wires sticking out of the foot and ankle and have to come back in two to three weeks for more surgery. If anyone sees fan ask her to add me to the prayer list it's going to be a long recovery.
Be well all.
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2019 11:23 PM (NA0jH)
And don't worry, they can do more than fix your ankle. They can make you better... stronger... faster... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:24 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:24 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 11:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 11:24 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:24 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2019 11:23 PM (NA0jH)
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Don't fall asleep, or next thing you know those greedy docs will amputate both your legs.
Posted by: Prez'nit Shitnozzle at April 29, 2019 11:25 PM (4knXT)
Be well all.
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2019 11:23 PM (NA0jH)
Will do. Take care of yourself! Thanks for checking in.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 11:25 PM (syVD+)
Ocean? Not so much.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Chinese Craigslist at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (fuK7c)
So Booker didn't get rear ended?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 11:24 PM (aKsyK)
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You mean today?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:20 PM (t+qrx)
I am certain they never offered any for sale. AFAIK, the Nucleon was just a styling exercise, and never had a power plant in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (hZlbC)
Trump sues to quash Congressional subpoenas for Deutsche Bank records.
https://tinyurl.com/y5jh2hyk
I can't believe Democrats are dumb enough to open this can of whop ass but YOLO.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (aKsyK)
Ocean? Not so much.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (mvenn)
If that picture were real, everybody on board would love to be there with you.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (4knXT)
Be well all.
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2019 11:23 PM (NA0jH)
Damn, Farmer! Take care of yourself, man. We miss you around here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 11:28 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 11:28 PM (F4ObL)
Basically, Florida Man as a political party = Dems :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:28 PM (miE9U)
Except we are still waiting for the microwave to explode.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 11:29 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (4knXT)
They sold one, to Wile E. Coyote.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:29 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 11:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:29 PM (miE9U)
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I knew about the roller skates.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:30 PM (4knXT)
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That was Chrysler...and Leno owns one
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 11:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Be well all.
Posted by: Farmer
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Yikes. I hope it goes well for you.
Did you ask the surgeon if you'll be able to play the violin afterwards?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:31 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (4knXT)
Chrysler did. Maybe GM did too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZUXcJf_8Lc
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (4knXT)
Chrysler, we followed it for about three miles.
Whiny thing, sleek, but whiny.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 11:31 PM (iEXgF)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 11:31 PM (iEXgF)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 29, 2019 11:01 PM (n6eEP)
It does you know, smartass!
Does anybody know where the light switch is? I can't see in here!
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 11:32 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 11:31 PM (iEXgF)
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Then there's the issue of pedestrian ingestion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:32 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 29, 2019 11:32 PM (ZJRPl)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 11:33 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 11:33 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:34 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 11:26 PM (aKsyK)
Only to the extent that they take solid fuel and make gaseous fuel from it. Wood gas generators operate by pyrolysis: heat breaks down the long chain organic molecules in the wood, releasing methane, water, hydrogen, carbon monoxide, and some other hydrocarbons. The mixture is readily combustible, and can be burned in a car engine, suitably prepared.
Coal gasification heats up coal, and reacts it with steam under pressure, to make synthetic hydrocarbons plus hydrogen and carbon monoxide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:34 PM (hZlbC)
I have a Mcullough chainsaw, purchased brand new by my Dad in 1956 from Gay-Murray Hardware in Tunkhannock.
We burned wood so I got pretty decent with a saw growing up. He gave it to me when he could no longer used it.
The thing still runs perfectly.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2019 11:34 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)
They're still working on the suspension. Test drivers were getting carsikh.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:34 PM (t+qrx)
Link in nick.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:34 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 11:36 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: irongrampa
*******
That's impressive! What kind of fuel are you using?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:36 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 11:36 PM (MAstk
Of course not she's still governor in her mind.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 11:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 11:36 PM (MAstk)
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Abrams would need JATO assist to run anywhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:37 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe
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Right now, I'm thinking of junking mine. After screwing around with the Stihl for an hour, I still can't get it to start. Switched to the Ryobi, it hydro-locked on the third or fourth pull.
I spent more time screwing with them than I would have using them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 11:38 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Average Guy at April 29, 2019 11:38 PM (LMcFk)
She hasn't run for anything since the ice cream truck when she was in grade school.
Posted by: Aviator at April 29, 2019 11:38 PM (2cuLk)
100 quatloos to the first Moron who can properly pronounce "Tunkhannock"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 11:38 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2019 11:39 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:40 PM (mvenn)
We burned wood so I got pretty decent with a saw growing up. He gave it to me when he could no longer used it.
The thing still runs perfectly.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2019 11:34 PM (KATBx)
That is cool, IG. Especially it being one your Dad bought new. I have an old (circa 1949) IEL saw here. Not running, but one day I will make it run. My father worked in the IEL factory back in that era.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:40 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Please. Don't want to see any of them with their shirts off.
Well Tulsi Gabbard maybe.
Posted by: Miklos, espcially not Joe or Bernie of Liz or at April 29, 2019 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:40 PM (miE9U)
Throatwarbler Mangrove.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 11:40 PM (fuK7c)
I use ethanol free regular, 50:1 mix. I'm meticulous with the ratio and never leave gas in it longer than 2 weeks.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2019 11:41 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Miklos, taking a poll at April 29, 2019 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 11:27 PM (4knXT)
Chrysler Turbine Car. There is a Jay Leno video on those. He has one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 11:42 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:43 PM (miE9U)
Traveling is fun but it is always good to get back home again. Except for all the laundry...
Evening roonz and roonettez, what's happening?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2019 11:43 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: Psmith at April 29, 2019 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
One of the things "they" did, was reduce the maximum allowable RPM of 21" blades. The standard for decades was 3600, the feds said no more than 250 mph blade tip speed or whatever, so modern mowers are crippled.
It is important to check for rocks, wires, toys and such in the lawn before mowing. But if you can adjust your mower RPM back up to 3200 - 3600 RPM you will be well pleased.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:44 PM (V9sPV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 11:44 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: qdpsteve
******
We drive through Gunnison regularly, have been to Crested Butte.
What are you wondering?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:44 PM (mvenn)
But I wouldn't mind touring those beautiful northern towns someday.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:45 PM (miE9U)
Right now, I'm thinking of junking mine. After screwing around with the Stihl for an hour, I still can't get it to start. Switched to the Ryobi, it hydro-locked on the third or fourth pull.
I spent more time screwing with them than I would have using them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 11:38 PM (CDGwz)
My 1st chainsaw was a Homelite, the thing ran great but was plastic junk.
My next chainsaw was a Stihl. That thing is so f*cking cold blooded it reminds me of an ex wife.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 11:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 11:45 PM (F4ObL)
Posted by: Politico Polls at April 29, 2019 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
I spent more time screwing with them than I would have using them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 11:38 PM (CDGwz)
I resurrected another little Homelite XL2 saw yesterday. Snagged it from the dump. Only part missing was the oil tank cap. Recoil starter was busted. Fixed the recoil (so I thought, heh), retapped the holes for the recoil housing screws, because stripped out, and fixed the bar tension screw. Put fuel in the tank, gave it one shot of gas in the air intake, and it started right up. Got it to idle and rev up, and back to idle OK, too. Took it outside, and tried to cut a piece of 2X6, and found the chain to be very dull. And the recoil pulley became unhooked from the spring again. So I dumped the fuel out, tagged it as "runs, needs work" and put it on the shelf. I have five of them, now. They are handy little saws, and demons for work, if you maintain them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:47 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:47 PM (mvenn)
Crested Butte?
Sounds like something Shep would get excited about.
Posted by: Anna Puma
When you sit on a tube of toothpaste.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 11:47 PM (aKsyK)
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Yep. It's a trendy, vibrant and aware tourist ski resort. We went to a wedding there several years ago and my daughter got very sick with altitude sickness.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 11:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:48 PM (V9sPV)
Except for the loved ones getting sick
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:48 PM (miE9U)
I spent more time screwing with them than I would have using them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 11:38 PM (CDGwz)
That's strange. I have two Stihl weedwackers, two Stihl chainsaws, and one Stihl hedge trimmer. I never have a problem starting any of them. Sorry you had problems with them, glad you found something that works better for you.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2019 11:49 PM (Rz2Nc)
Well Tulsi Gabbard maybe.
Posted by: Miklos, espcially not Joe or Bernie of Liz or at April 29, 2019 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
AOC's naked selfies probably rate Compliance Pics with her D-cup rack
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 11:50 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:48 PM (V9sPV)
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pure-gas.org
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 29, 2019 11:50 PM (fdjAP)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:48 PM (V9sPV)
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I found out there's a gas station not far from me that has ethanol-free gas. I'm used it in the snowblower, and will be using it in the lawnmower.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2019 11:51 PM (8g9zh)
Learn how to make yours run a bit richer, and you will have no problems starting them.
Posted by: Kristophr at April 29, 2019 11:51 PM (9759K)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 11:51 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:48 PM (V9sPV)
https://www.pure-gas.org/index.jsp?stateprov=OH,
Search you state, a marina would work, too.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2019 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)
I think they have a festival every year where they paint Main Street blue or gold or something.
It's sort of a dead end location, not on the way to anywhere unless you consider a 4WD road of 60-70 miles to Aspen "on the way".
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:53 PM (mvenn)
Ethanol is the bane of small engines. Hell, I don't know if the newer shit is certified for it now, or not, but small engines carbs and fuel systems can't handle the shit. It's the water it pulls out of the air.
Now, 2-cycles, with oil/gas mix. Something they started doing that really helped was the little primer bulbs. Those things will circulate gas(/oil mixture) through the little carbs and get good gas into them fast.
Small amounts of gas will go bad over the winter very fast.
I had a chain saw the wouldn't hit a lick. I smelled the gas and poured the shit out, then put new mix in and it soon fired right up.
The 2 cycle oil does have gasoline stabilizers in it, and it will last longer than regular gas, but it still will go bad. Smell can usually tell the story.
Whatever you do, do not let ethanol anywhere near a 2-cycle gas/oil mix engine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 11:53 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: MS-13 Welcome Guide at April 29, 2019 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Natural to feel guilt (however misplaced), if you were really looking forward to what you all had plans together, now delayed.
All the guilt may mean is how very much you want to keep forward on your mutual plans, so sure, remind yourself to be patient on those, but don't feel bad that your friend encountered a random accident in the process.
Think back to where you met--if THAT never happened, this wouldn't either? Don't kick yourself, does no good
Best to you, and prayers for your friend, and you, and your mutual plans
Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2019 11:54 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:54 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:44 PM (V9sPV)
The old Lawn Boys, from the 1950's and '60's were good, but very basic machines. Fairly quiet, too, as they had had a huge exhaust muffler integrated into the deck. You had to service that, too, as the engine's exhaust ports could become choked with carbon, to the point the engine would scarcely run.
Later model Lawn Boys had a reputation for the top bearing on the crankshaft wearing out badly. That would throw off ignition timing, as the point gap became irregular, and eventually the crankcase would suck so much air past the top seal, that the engine would lean out and quit. I saw a lot of them with that problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 11:54 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 11:48 PM (V9sPV)
https://www.pure-gas.org/index.jsp?stateprov=OH,
Search you state, a marina would work, too.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2019 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)
General aviation airport. Bring a container. Ask for 100LL. Godspeed.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2019 11:54 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 11:44 PM (CLcKT)
I believe the phonetic spelling is "wurst-er-shurst-er-shurst-er-shai-er. Unless you are one of those belligerently drunk Rhode Island residents I see on Live PD. Then you let out a Rick Flair "WOOOOOO!!" followed by "ster".
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 29, 2019 11:55 PM (jp0Bv)
Nice to hear Keith Olbermann's keeping active :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2019 11:57 PM (W7IZQ)
Got you covered.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 11:57 PM (/tuJf)
Biden 36%
Sanders 22%
Warren 9%
Buttigieg 8%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 5%
Booker 3%
Klobuchar 2%
Yang 2%
Inslee 1%
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 11:57 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: qdpsteve
You are the Worst Person in the World!
Wanna hit?
Be my friend?
Posted by: Keith "Naked Bongo Man" at April 29, 2019 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:58 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 11:58 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 11:50 PM
Cup size doesn't matter when teh crazy runneth over.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2019 11:58 PM (uL22A)
Don't confuse ethanol with lead/unleaded. I don't know when they phased out tetraeythl lead, but it was a very long time ago.
There was a possible problem with very old engines and the valve seats. The lead compound alleviated that somehow, and so they needed to used harder valves and seats.
But any engine built since the '80s can handle unleaded gas.
It's ethanol that it is the problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 11:58 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: MS-13 Welcome Guide at April 29, 2019 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
eer. old me pint.
Posted by: The Welsh at April 29, 2019 11:58 PM (jp0Bv)
You people.
Posted by: Gloucestershire at April 29, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: barbarausa at April 30, 2019 12:00 AM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Quint at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (n13/j)
Biden 36%
Sanders 22%
Warren 9%
Buttigieg 8%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 5%
Booker 3%
Klobuchar 2%
Yang 2%
Inslee 1%
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 11:57 PM (MAstk)
Are Gillibrand et al. well below 1% like I assume?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (tVQUs)
I rebuilt the lawnboy a few winters ago, just because. It is of course not cost effective. But it should be good for another 40 years.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (V9sPV)
Posted by: Ha at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Siasconnsett at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Miklostershire at April 30, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Worcester is "Wooster"
Worcestershire is "Wooster-shire"
Lobster is "Bug"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2019 12:02 AM (mvenn)
so you know, you should make an effort to employ spanking for encouragement before offering money horde.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2019 12:02 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Damariscotta at April 30, 2019 12:03 AM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2019 12:03 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 30, 2019 12:03 AM (CLcKT)
It's ethanol that it is the problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 11:58 PM (NMAzL)
And mostly they can handle the ethanol, as long as you burn it off promptly, and completely. Leaving the ethanol-based fuel in the tank, or worse, the carburetor, for long idle periods, is inviting trouble.
I had to run my generator Saturday for a few hours. When I shut it down, I closed the fuel petcock, and let it run until the carb ran dry, and it quit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2019 12:03 AM (hZlbC)
There are a couple stores around here that sell nonethanol gas -- at a premium,which can be quite a lot. Much more than "super".
It's worth it for small engines. Keep ethanol away from them. Period.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2019 12:03 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2019 12:04 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Siasconnsett at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (fuK7c)
With a hash like that....
Posted by: Shropshire Lads at April 30, 2019 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
********
I'm honored.
And that means my work for the evening here is complete. Looks like snow on the meadow tonight, we'll see how much accumulates by morning.
Endeavour to persevere (because I can't spell endeavor without "u")
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2019 12:05 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Champoeg and Willamette at April 30, 2019 12:06 AM (TN7xY)
The shelf life of ethanol mix gas is about 4 months, give or take. That's why they have to mix it in later, and can't (easily) store the mixture.
Sitting there, it will pull moisture out of the air until it saturates and the ethanol/water mix will separate out, into the bottom of the tank, where it will corrode and crud up everything.
I discovered that the hard way in big truck of ours we don't run much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2019 12:07 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Atchafalaya at April 30, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2zzdvm9
Wus to shear.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2019 12:08 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 11:54 PM (t+qrx)
I have no knowledge of aviation fuel, if that is really an option, it sounds expensive.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:08 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2019 12:09 AM (F4ObL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2019 12:09 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2019 12:10 AM (hZlbC)
They used to make a lead fuel additive you could add to gasoline. This was for those older engines were "burning valves" was a problem.
IIRC, I remember reading an analysis of that, was it really as bad as was claimed sometimes. I can't remember the details.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2019 12:10 AM (NMAzL)
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That's what I thought, somebody said they were using Regular and I didn't think it was available anymore. Maybe race gas or aviation fuel.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 30, 2019 12:11 AM (V9sPV)
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2019 12:11 AM (NA0jH)
Say, kin ah git me a rich widow lady license here?
Posted by: John, y'all cell me "Frenchy" at April 30, 2019 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Then, I found out he'd gotten the stomach staples, and it made sense... I figured he had cancer, or a virulent worm infestation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2019 12:12 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 30, 2019 12:13 AM (CLcKT)
"Regular" gas pretty much means the lowest octane unleaded gas. You've got regular, mid-grade, and super. All unleaded.
You need to specify "non-ethanol" to make sure everyone knows what it is being requested.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2019 12:13 AM (NMAzL)
I rebuilt the lawnboy a few winters ago, just because. It is of course not cost effective. But it should be good for another 40 years.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (V9sPV)
I don't believe you can find that anymore.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:14 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2019 12:14 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2019 12:11 AM (NA0jH)
Some music for you:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=zz0zNTaL_J8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2019 12:15 AM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:15 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Our patent attorneys will be in touch.
Posted by: Valu-Rite Brands, Inc. at April 30, 2019 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 30, 2019 12:18 AM (KATBx)
You can still get it in Louisiana and some places in texas. Got to live close to a refinery.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2019 12:18 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 30, 2019 12:18 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 30, 2019 12:18 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)
That sounds sort of pugaree.
Posted by: Champoeg and Willamette at April 30, 2019 12:19 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2019 12:11 AM (NA0jH)
That sounds rather painful. Modern medicine is amazing, they'll get you fixed up. My wife broke her ankle skiing out in Utah, it's fine now, other than the metal plate. She forgets about going through airport security, eventually she remembers, oh yeas, I have a metal plate near my ankle. I take that to mean it doesn't bother her day to day.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)
I rebuilt the lawnboy a few winters ago, just because. It is of course not cost effective. But it should be good for another 40 years.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (V9sPV)
I don't believe you can find that anymore.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:14 AM (Rz2Nc)
Yes you can, although it's not everywhere.
https://www.buyrealgas.com/
I lucked out and found a place very close to me. It's expensive, but my 1.25 gallon can will last nearly two months using it in the lawnmower, so it's worth it.
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2019 12:21 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2019 12:21 AM (5aX2M)
the only sane person in a room full of "green" zealots.
Ethanol, STAT!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 12:22 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: Valu-Rite Brands, Inc. at April 30, 2019 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Lmao
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:23 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 30, 2019 12:18 AM (KATBx)
Goodnight, sleep well.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:24 AM (Rz2Nc)
https://www.buyrealgas.com/
I lucked out and found a place very close to me. It's expensive, but my 1.25 gallon can will last nearly two months using it in the lawnmower, so it's worth it.
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2019 12:21 AM (sdi6R)
That's ethanol free, yes you can find that fairly easy. He was asking about leaded gas.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 11:38 PM (CDGwz)
I don't think weed whackers are particularly suited to that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2019 12:25 AM (vVOK2)
Thanks for the affirmation.
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 30, 2019 12:26 AM (7ZQe3)
there is a reason why the college kids call Sriracha "rooster sauce".
Posted by: Quint at April 30, 2019 12:01 AM (n13/j)
Sriracha is pretty easy though. 'Sear-racha' gets you in the ballpark.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 30, 2019 12:26 AM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: barbarausa at April 30, 2019 12:26 AM (W7IZQ)
However, if you search for gas stations in rural areas in surrounding counties that deal with farm equipment users...
Also marinas usually have ethanol free gas, but it may not be convenient to get to the pump.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 12:28 AM (f3oO4)
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Red diesel is a cottage industry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2019 12:30 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)
I think that is very rare these days!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 12:31 AM (f3oO4)
Thanks for the affirmation.
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 30, 2019 12:26 AM (7ZQe3)
Battery powered tools are great if you want big power for short periods of time. Drills, power saws, impact wrenches. Not so suitable for moderate power for a longer duration, like lawn mowers.
If the layout of your yard will permit, look into a corded electric mower. They have been around for decades, and work well for those people whose mowing needs don't range far from an outlet/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2019 12:32 AM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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Oh, I haven't found anything that works better. I'll screw around with these until they're working again, I just despise spending the time on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2019 12:32 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2019 12:32 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skipper of fooked sailboat at April 30, 2019 12:32 AM (SxBH1)
An associate of mine runs home grown biodiesel in all his diesel equipment (tractors and truck).
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 12:34 AM (f3oO4)
Last night I broke my ankle very badly. Was on the bottom of the front porch stairs and thought I was on the sidewalk when I I stepped forward and broke it.
I have all kinds of wires sticking out of the foot and ankle and have to come back in two to three weeks for more surgery. If anyone sees fan ask her to add me to the prayer list it's going to be a long recovery.
Be well all.
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2019 11:23 PM (NA0jH)
Sir, the screws in my left ankle are in awe of the complete hardware store you've just had installed in yours!
Prayers UP, sir. Fired for effect.
You get to the "rehab" stage, and we've gotta talk. Seriously. I went through some hell, and I'll try to share some experience, insights and maybe you can glean a tip or two in advance.
Either way, it's gonna sux a lot more before it sux any less.
Drop me a line, email in my nic. I'll warn you of some things to be wary of as you move about your house. VERY wary.
Done wrong, you'd end up on the floor like me, writhing in pain and hurting too badly and suddenly to even scream.
Take advantage of my having been through it before you, m'kay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2019 12:34 AM (QzJWU)
But I prefer to tune up the Stihl. Especially chainsaws. I truly love the MS440.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2019 12:35 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2019 12:32 AM (MTjB1)
I got the full boat when I got glasses this last time. Had not been in 10 years, so I felt like a whale.
I will say one thing that made the biggest difference was getting the lightweight lenses. Damn that tech has improved. It is amazing how light my glasses are considering how heavy my prescription (although I think I got the lenses too small in the frame, as I get some distortion.)
The glasses do work well at night. I am not sure that is down to the coating or not though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 30, 2019 12:36 AM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 12:31 AM (f3oO4)
You might find it in an old garage, in a long forgotten about gas can.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:36 AM (Rz2Nc)
I wasn't even feeling snakelike, or trying to swallow a pig or anything.
So, now I have to do rehab for my jaw.
That's a new one to me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2019 12:37 AM (vVOK2)
I've never had the carb off of the Ryobi, so the needle diaphragm may have stiffened up. Who knows?
At any rate, I've got a whole stable of two strokes, and I weary of fussing with them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2019 12:38 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2019 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
" Nervous about this weekend. Sometimes I don't do well at new diving sites with new people."
This is why I think we should listen to internal (gut) feelings.
Again, prayers for him (and you)
Posted by: VMs phone at April 30, 2019 12:39 AM (dm05u)
I will say one thing that made the biggest difference was getting the lightweight lenses. Damn that tech has improved. It is amazing how light my glasses are considering how heavy my prescription (although I think I got the lenses too small in the frame, as I get some distortion.)
The glasses do work well at night. I am not sure that is down to the coating or not though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at A
thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2019 12:39 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2019 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
ALL of my blowjobs are one hell of a blowjob, buddy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2019 12:40 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 30, 2019 12:40 AM (ZO3yc)
American Exceptionalism and pride in a job well done at it's best.
*wipes tear from eye*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 30, 2019 12:42 AM (ZO3yc)
VP comes to mind as one.
It'll be idiotically expensive though, you can count on that.
The good news? You can buy nitromethane racing fuel there, too. Little diesel, little fertilizer, and life's a blast!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2019 12:43 AM (QzJWU)
There are too many others to mention, but when I've had a Bad Day, but they Cheer-Me-the-Fuck-Up every time.
I've got fifteen people that I can call when I'm "Looking For More Rope When I'm Approaching the End of Mine".
God bless each and every one of you. ...including those who who I only interact with online. The Horde is an amazing cocktail of wisdom, knowledge and porn.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 30, 2019 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: VMs phone at April 30, 2019 12:43 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2019 12:45 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2019 12:37 AM (vVOK2)
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Is it TMJ? My mom had that. Sometimes it's because you're grinding your teeth in your sleep, and a mouthguard it'll put a stop to it to it, till you're finished grinding.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2019 12:47 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2019 12:47 AM (5aX2M)
Well, it is the temperomandibular joint, or however that's spelled, but the doc thinks I slipped the ligament out of alignment and now it's impinging on a nerve.
The exercises are on youtube, and look like something from a porn movie for schizophrenics.
But yeah, a mouth guard for nighttime so I don't make it worse.
And no more apples.
The doc didn't mention blowjobs, though. I guess she doesn't swing that way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2019 12:49 AM (vVOK2)
Farmer?!? Look Where You Are Going Next Time, you Silly Bastard!
(It's Okay. Neither of us are black.)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 30, 2019 12:50 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: NMS at April 30, 2019 12:56 AM (ruO6h)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 30, 2019 12:57 AM (CLcKT)
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That's the big thing. Just so long as you're not fucking up your teeth and jaws.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2019 12:57 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2019 12:32 AM (CDGwz)
The only time I've had problems getting the started is when I didn't follow their very specific starting instructions, but of course that's on me. I do store them in a heated basement over winter, and the chainsaws are in climate control when not in use.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 12:57 AM (Rz2Nc)
Jim thanks, will be in touch.
Posted by: Farmeji at April 30, 2019 12:59 AM (NA0jH)
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:00 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2019 12:49 AM (vVOK2)
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*scrolls up to see the context of this*
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:02 AM (RU4sa)
My wife's friend is coming to visit her tomorrow, I have to go to the lake cottage with a couple of the dogs. Poor, poor, pitiful me.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 30, 2019 01:03 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:03 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 30, 2019 01:04 AM (aA3+G)
*plops down*
-Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:00 AM (RU4sa)
Welcome aboard, darlin'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 30, 2019 01:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:05 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 30, 2019 01:05 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:05 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:06 AM (RU4sa)
Cicero - mayhaps I'm a bit older than you, but in fact I recall, back in elementary school era, in fact there was a turbine-powered car that was at car shows and toured schools, I think. Saw it several times. Nothing externally different, just a wildly different look when you looked under the hood.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2019 01:13 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2019 01:15 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2019 01:16 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2019 01:16 AM (QDnY+)
True dat, but I didn't even see the rail guy at first and I knew it was fake. In seas like that, there would not be a shred of sail up, and the crew would be down in the cabin in fetal positions, saying Hail Marys so fast their lips would be getting chapped!
That being said, carrying some sail in rough water can help stabilize the boat. Once we were sailing alongside friends in another sailboat approaching a point of land known to produce rough seas even with little wind. Since we had children on board, we dropped sail, started the engine, and my wife went down below to make sure the kids didn't get too scared. Dumb! A few minutes later and I was trying to hold down my lunch while listening the screams and smashing of dishes from the cabin! Meanwhile, 50 feet away the couple we were cruising with were laughing as they sliced smoothly through the heavy chop under sail!! Never did THAT again!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 30, 2019 01:17 AM (b1AzT)
Hey young lady
Grandkids have any more cute moments?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanirarian at April 30, 2019 01:19 AM (aA3+G)
A tad too cool for outdoors, per their mom, so I just read them stories and tickled them til I got tired.
Didn't get a chance to grab pics.
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:22 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at April 30, 2019 01:25 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: keena at April 30, 2019 01:38 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Lazy Miklos, the unmotivated yard man at April 30, 2019 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 30, 2019 01:42 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos, East of the Rockies at April 30, 2019 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)
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Posted by: keena at April 30, 2019 01:48 AM (RiTnx)
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Posted by: keena at April 30, 2019 01:48 AM (RiTnx)
To be strictly honest, one would think that this would be a mockery of what the hijab is supposed to do.
I am ok with it, but I do not see why/how devout Muslims would be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 30, 2019 01:54 AM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2019 01:55 AM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2019 01:57 AM (s0Nsb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 30, 2019 01:58 AM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 30, 2019 01:58 AM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 30, 2019 01:59 AM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: NavyMom at April 30, 2019 02:01 AM (kqqrA)
Posted by: Downcast at April 30, 2019 02:03 AM (p6Q7Q)
Posted by: Lothar of the Keolu Hill People at April 30, 2019 02:31 AM (eBKFl)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at April 30, 2019 02:48 AM (5lKKp)
that was the year catalytic converters became mandatory.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 02:52 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at April 30, 2019 02:48 AM (5lKKp)
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USS Ustafish?
i haven't heard her mentioned since the Fing Feds banned all of Usenet over a couple kiddy pron froups...
did you poast/lurk at sci.military.naval, back in the day?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 02:56 AM (mjooP)
From the potholes story.
Yet words to live by. It's hard to keep a good dick down.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2019 02:58 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at April 30, 2019 03:03 AM (5lKKp)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 30, 2019 03:38 AM (SxBH1)
that was the year catalytic converters became mandatory.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 02:52 AM (mjooP)
Cataclysmic converters would be a better name. That shit was a crime against humanity. Here humans, suck on some sulfur dioxide.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2019 03:39 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: raimondo at April 30, 2019 03:49 AM (D0i8/)
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okay... since i was a grunt, SMN was the only place i regularly interacted with squids in general, le alone bubble heads...
obviously, it is/was likely a branch wide practice, from all accounts.
which, after all, makes sense, what with y'all being the "Silent Service" and all...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 03:56 AM (mjooP)
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got any *real* proof of that, oh dishonest one, or is t just your latest fapping fantasy?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 03:58 AM (mjooP)
576
Posted by: raimondo at April 30, 2019 03:49 AM (D0i8/)
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got
any *real* proof of that, oh dishonest one, or is t just your latest
fapping fantasy?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 03:58 AM (mjooP)
https://tinyurl.com/yyo6uxpr
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2019 04:05 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at April 30, 2019 04:06 AM (5lKKp)
Posted by: 40 miles north at April 30, 2019 04:10 AM (o2vOl)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at April 30, 2019 04:10 AM (5lKKp)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 04:28 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 04:32 AM (BbGew)
As a target driver, I was vastly amused by the submariners blog The Stupid Shall Be Punished. Alas, he folded it up.
Neptunus Lex was the place to be.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 04:36 AM (u82oZ)
Good morning. A big thunderstorm woke me.
Song of the High Seas was one of my Dad's favorites. Esp. the Morse Code of the signalman passing flashing light messages. He made sure I saw all of Victory at Sea, and listened to the music, a lot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 04:40 AM (u82oZ)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 04:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 04:42 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: 40 miles north at April 30, 2019 04:46 AM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 04:49 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 04:50 AM (BbGew)
JJ is better than Drudge. But the links are only as good as the writers and editors. And there is serious suckage in that crowd, with the notable exception of VDH and the City Journal.
Sometimes JJ can be too much. I have a good picture of what we are facing. I want less news of decay, and more news of American and common sense revival.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 04:56 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 04:58 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 04:36 AM (u82oZ)
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to absent comrades...
/hand salute
i missed his memorial service because a friend of mine had to bury her mom on the same day. i'd like to think he understood why i wasn't there in person.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 04:58 AM (mjooP)
Have a blessed morning, pollen free and bursting in vitality.
Here is a block quote for you to consider:
All the major parties, along with most of their media friends, are regarded by much of the electorate as members of an insular, mutually affirming coterie who regard any outside voice as risible or dangerous. from Janet Daley Telegraph 24 May 2014
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 04:58 AM (u82oZ)
and with that, i'm for the rack, several hours later than i should have been.
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2019 05:00 AM (mjooP)
Lex's challenge coin is one of my prized possessions. He would have understood.
We few carry him forward in our hearts. And can retell his stories, with brio. Like Lex in Finland!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 05:00 AM (u82oZ)
She is wearing a blank top with white trim, and a white skirt.
On Fox Business.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 30, 2019 05:03 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 30, 2019 05:05 AM (ufFY8)
https://tinyurl.com/y6or9y59
How it got to that position is unbelievable
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 05:05 AM (BbGew)
The Left does control the language, on both sides of the pond.
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 05:10 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 05:34 AM (BbGew)
And like you said 2 kinds of ships, Subs and Targets, got a good pic of some birdfarm in the West Pac unreppin next to some tanker in our crosshairs as we popped the red flares up in their wakes. Fun times on the old NYC
Posted by: FtWorthMike at April 30, 2019 05:39 AM (168MX)
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2019 05:46 AM (qBNEP)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at April 30, 2019 05:47 AM (168MX)
Posted by: Colin at April 30, 2019 05:52 AM (3aNtI)
https://tinyurl.com/y68ekvbn
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 05:55 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2019 06:07 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 06:11 AM (X3lUd)
How do you justify feminism with transgenderism. We are told to be a woman is a totally unique experience and that only women can understand, support, and relate to each other. But then, almost like a religious transformation, a man now has all of the rights, privileges, and experiences of a woman.
Sorry, not buying it!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 06:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2019 06:18 AM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 06:18 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 06:21 AM (BbGew)
Sorry, not buying it!
Posted by: rhennigantx
Like the tampon commercial that asks "who says that a period can slow you down?"
Um, I believe it was women.
And we're supposed to believe them.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:21 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ALH at April 30, 2019 06:22 AM (htgmn)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 06:23 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2019 05:46 AM
* crackle hiss *
* pop *
Sweepers, Sweepers, man your brooms
Sweep down all passageways fore and aft ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2019 06:23 AM (uL22A)
What's on the schedule for the day?
Posted by: ALH
Waiting for the fencing guys to finish replacing 250 feet of fence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 06:24 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2019 06:24 AM (6sskW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
It's going to be a white May Day
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 04:56 AM (u82oZ)
I hear ya. But the best source of that kinda news is your own Mark I eyeballs, I've found.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2019 06:26 AM (AURKQ)
It's punctilious punctuation!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2019 06:27 AM (uL22A)
Good Morning Glories!
What's on the schedule for the day?
Posted by: ALH at April 30, 2019 06:22 AM (htgmn)
Marvelling at the hideous Black with red trim outfit Maria Bartiromo has on.
And the bags under her eyes. Probably a rough night.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 30, 2019 06:27 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JT at April 30, 2019 06:28 AM (FtGIZ)
All hands to Quarters for Muster, Instruction and Inspection..
Quarters will be held at fair weather parade.
Now...quarters.
(G'morning, all)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)
Tastes great, too!
Posted by: Joe Bider at April 30, 2019 06:31 AM (uL22A)
https://tinyurl.com/y65b36d5
Leftists having their cake and eating it too
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 06:31 AM (BbGew)
Tastes great, too!
Posted by: Joe Bider
Tastes great too!
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:32 AM (8ikIW)
Enjoy the day horde
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 06:32 AM (BbGew)
Tastes great, too!
Posted by: Joe Bider
Tastes great too!
Posted by: Bruce
Less Filling!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:32 AM (8ikIW)
1/2 gallon warm water.
several drops of Dawn dishwashing liquid.
2 tablespoons powdered TSP.
Wipe and scrub on wall with microfiber cloth
Rinse off with second microfiber cloth of freshwater, followed by cellulose sponge rinsed in clean water.
The shit works like nobodies business.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 30, 2019 06:34 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 06:18 AM (BbGew)
Leftism (Progressivism) is the religion of me. And ME is always more important than any other belief. Look at the former High Priest of Leftism (ME) Bhussein. I and ME start and end every sentence.
They know everything but they know nothing.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 06:34 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:35 AM (8ikIW)
townhall.com/sports-illustrated tries to sell America on the burkini as-female empowerment
https://tinyurl.com/y65b36d5
Leftists having their cake and eating it too
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2019 06:31 AM (BbGew)
Like Stan from South Park occasionally says, "That right there is fucked up."
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 30, 2019 06:35 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
After all that, do you still need to paint?
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2019 06:24 AM (6sskW)
You do know there are places to live south of I10??
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 06:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 06:36 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie
Tri sodium phosphate.
The stuff they've taken out of cleaners that actually does the work
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:37 AM (8ikIW)
Now streaming Mussorgsky's St. John's Night on the Bare Mountain in the original version for bass, chorus and orchestra.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 06:37 AM (X3lUd)
The stuff they've taken out of cleaners that actually does the work
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:37 AM (8ikIW)
How do we know it works if we can't even tri anymore?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2019 06:38 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 30, 2019 06:39 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 06:37 AM (X3lUd)
Some Blue Oyster Cult from the Mirrors album for me.
Err...CD.
Errr, streaming. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2019 06:39 AM (ufFY8)
The kitchen contractor did a really shitty job on rehabbing the kitchen 15 years ago.
And much of the wall and ceiling work had to be redone
And........Mrs VIA would like to see a new wall color installed.
And it gives me the excuse to use my new toy.
https://low.es/2wjEoXZ
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 06:40 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
That, right there, is why I'm going to get my second cup.
HA!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:40 AM (8ikIW)
Err...CD.
Errr, streaming. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2019 06:39 AM (ufFY
moar cowbell
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 06:40 AM (JFO2v)
VIA, that sounds like work, you're moving out why do a good job, leave it for the buyer to fix in a year or so!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 06:40 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2019 06:40 AM (6sskW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
That, right there, is why I'm going to get my second cup.
HA!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:40 AM (8ikIW)
Your computer needs covfefe too. I'm merely performing a public service.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2019 06:42 AM (AURKQ)
I have one in SW Ft. Worth. I'm just doing time here for a major project.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2019 06:42 AM (6sskW)
Top o ta morning to ya, gov'nor.
Popped back in. Got to get work preps underway. And no, there is not an underway checklist.
Warai-otoko. Doing what I can. We are the reinforcing rod of American Exceptionalism, well, maybe not me. More like the plucky comic relief.
FtWorthMike
Thanks for your posts. Delurk more often.
And I like how you hit the bird farm and not the tanker. Which you saved for later, natch. Back in the day, we had women on board. Nixie and IFF working were my top priorities after communications and keeping the men and women in separate berthing areas.
For all perils above and below the sea. Looking forward to more stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 06:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 06:45 AM (f3oO4)
I have one in SW Ft. Worth. I'm just doing time here for a major project.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2019 06:42 AM (6sskW)
I was at Navy Yard when that killer storm hit in 09 or 10. Shut down DC. I think it was last weekend in March.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 30, 2019 06:45 AM (hu22E)
https://low.es/2wjEoXZ
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Hokey smokes. That's a lot of toy.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:46 AM (8ikIW)
Trying to maximize my profit in the sale of the house.
Plus, it's practice for the new home once we relocate.
For example, at one point in time, Mrs VIA wouldn't even consider a home with popcorn ceilings.
She now knows that we can remove that crap, and resurface back to smooth with not much effort.
So now, there are more potential homes to consider.
Same with lots of other stuff that used to be on the must have list.
Now it's on the' VIA, You can do this, right?' list instead.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 06:47 AM (cqNba)
It went off sale the day before we got there.
BUT.......they left the sign posted.
So they had to honor the sale price.
AND.....my military discount on top of it.
Around $325.00, out the door.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 06:49 AM (cqNba)
She now knows that we can remove that crap, and resurface back to smooth with not much effort.
I've got 2 rooms at this house that have the popcorn ceilings. I might tackle that someday, or find someone else that want's to.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
That sprayer makes look like you are serious about doing some painting.
And yes any edge that gets you the slightest advantage in a faster sale is worth pursuing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 06:51 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
HEAVE HO.........
Posted by: saf at April 30, 2019 06:57 AM (5IHGB)
Now you're making my buds twang.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 06:58 AM (8ikIW)
It did make the ceilings go fast, but then overspray wasn't an issue since we still were going to paint the walls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2019 07:00 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 07:03 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 07:04 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 07:03 AM (KOCKb)
not anymore
Posted by: BignJames at April 30, 2019 07:05 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 07:05 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2019 04:56 AM (u82oZ)
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We'd have to have an actually see change for that idea.
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:08 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 07:08 AM (KOCKb)
Oh yeh.....I have four ceilings to spray out, and a complete basement to spray as well.
So the kitchen is basically the learning point for all the rest of this.
And of course, with me being a youtube warrior, there is a guy at theidahopainter.com with some really fantastic videos on how to do things like this.
Could be interesting.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 07:11 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:12 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2019 07:13 AM (6sskW)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:14 AM (r/xAU)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 30, 2019 07:15 AM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:15 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow
The mess is what I'm concerned about. Both rooms are bedrooms, and I'm guessing lots of tarpage will be needed.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:16 AM (8ikIW)
Always thought it was "Bald Mountain"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
It's both. I've seen it either way. The most commonly heard version is an arrangement by Rimsky-Korsakov. This is Mussorgsky's original.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 07:17 AM (X3lUd)
and no tarp but there is quit a bit of gooey popcorn mess from spraying it down with water to scrap off.
but it's all scrapable off the floor. so it works out.
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:18 AM (r/xAU)
If you have uneven surfaces because of joints not taped well etc, just use drywall mud to float flat a little sandpapering, and walla.
pristine clean flat smooth ceilings.
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:20 AM (r/xAU)
Willow, that's the part I'm not looking forward to.
How long to remove the popcorn in say, a 12 by 12 room?
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:21 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:21 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:22 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Bevis at April 30, 2019 07:22 AM (qnkd7)
Posted by: willow
With my arthritis, I might get one room done, but I'll never want to do the second room.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:23 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:23 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2019 07:24 AM (FSPNP)
Posted by: JAS at April 30, 2019 07:24 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2019 07:24 AM (FSPNP)
I've also been cutting down trees and doing a lot of outside maintenance. On an ominous note, I found a hole - an actual HOLE - in the roof yesterday. Looks like I've got some rot in the sheathing to be repaired.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2019 07:25 AM (oVJmc)
srsly it's not difficult , but out of shape it's harder for us.
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:25 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow
I'm 6'9'' so a 8 foot ceiling is not a problem. My hands would be killing me by the end of the day.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:25 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bevis at April 30, 2019 07:25 AM (qnkd7)
How long to remove the popcorn in say, a 12 by 12 room?
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:21 AM
#twoweeks
Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 30, 2019 07:25 AM (hx3Q8)
HA!
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:26 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:21 AM
#twoweeks
Posted by: AltonJackson
That sounds about right for me
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:27 AM (8ikIW)
just saying. I get vertigo pretty bad.
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:28 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow
We have a friend that's about that height.
She referred to herself the other day as "fun size"
I had never heard that before.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:29 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:29 AM (r/xAU)
Got this for Mrs VIA (5'2") about a year ago.
I found it to be very sturdy for myself, and it has become my go-to ladder for ceiling work.
https://low.es/2XX0Xvc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: willow
I may have to try this as a fall project.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:29 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 07:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 07:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:31 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 07:32 AM (Zz0t1)
BBL
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:32 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:32 AM (r/xAU)
She referred to herself the other day as "fun size"
I had never heard that before.
Posted by: Bruce at April 30, 2019 07:29 AM (8ikIW)
They've been calling my wife that for quite some time.
Posted by: Sponge at April 30, 2019 07:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:33 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 07:34 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:34 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Bevis at April 30, 2019 07:25 AM (qnkd7)
not anymore
http://tinyurl.com/ya9tgke5
Posted by: BignJames at April 30, 2019 07:35 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 30, 2019 07:35 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:35 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2019 07:36 AM (cqNba)
for a reg 25 gallon or so water heater is a 20 amp breaker and 10/2 electrical line good enough?
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:37 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:38 AM (r/xAU)
although isn;t the point if their is overheating that the breaker stops it and if too high i'd burn the house down?
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:39 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:39 AM (r/xAU)
https://pjmedia.com/faith/ SPACE united-methodist-court-upholds-traditional-plan-allows-liberals-a-gracious-exit/
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 07:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT at April 30, 2019 07:39 AM (FtGIZ)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:40 AM (r/xAU)
https://youtu.be/isfr1pn9iXY
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2019 07:13 AM (6sskW)
I'm surprised the government hasn't given him the Tommy Robinson treatment.
Of course, change a few names around and he could be describing our situation here in the US.
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2019 07:40 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 30, 2019 07:40 AM (GEhPL)
I dunno.
but these things are issues and i don;'t want the next home owner to live in the hell it was for me.
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:41 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2019 07:17 AM (X3lUd)
I like the image of Bald Mountain. Now that you mention it I had heard that Rimsky-Korsakov "rewrote" the piece a little when he directed a performance of it.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 07:41 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:42 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:42 AM (r/xAU)
although isn;t the point if their is overheating that the breaker stops it and if too high i'd burn the house down?
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:39 AM (r/xAU)
Willow, do NOT swap out a breaker with a higher rating UNLESS you rewire that entire circuit. That could invalidate your homeowner's insurance in case of a fire claim.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 07:44 AM (f3oO4)
for a reg 25 gallon or so water heater is a 20 amp breaker and 10/2 electrical line good enough?
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:37 AM (r/xAU)
I found a Rheem 20 gal point of use 120 va 3kw
so 3000/120=25
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 07:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:42 AM (r/xAU)
So you are familiar with the phrase, bring me a sammich please?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 30, 2019 07:44 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2019 07:45 AM (lwX7s)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:45 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2019 07:44 AM (f3oO4)
Don't place a penny in the fuse box either
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 30, 2019 07:45 AM (aA3+G)
so #10 is rated for 30 amp. So do 75% for safety and that is 22.5. May need to up the wire!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:47 AM (r/xAU)
is that a yes?
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2019 07:45 AM (r/xAU)
wait theres moar
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 30, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)
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