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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (4/28/19)
Quote I
This is America...people basing their beliefs on the fable of Noah and Ark, or their interpretation of Sodom and Gomorrah...rather than science or logic...If you are basing your morality on a fairy tale written thousands of years ago, you deserve to be locked up...detained for your utter inability to deal with reality...NO, we are not obligated to indulge your irrationality in the name of your religious freedom...but we will provide you a very comfortable room, against which walls you may hurl yourself hourly if your choose. Knock yourself out....seriously, knock yourself out, completely, for weeks at a time...I'm sorta kidding but not by much...I don't believe lunatics like this should be locked up, but I do think they have to be politically destroyed, utterly rendered helpless to the cause of pluralism and democracy ...the world is not theirs. They have no right to impose their bullshit on others. They can either change, or shut the hell up, or practice their special brand of crazy in their homes...or go away. Their choice. And this argument applies to any fundamentalist religionist of any faith who thinks they have a right to impose their beliefs on a secular, pluralistic society. Go away. Tim Wise
Quote II
Biden’s all that’s left. Now they’re going after 100-year-old guys. When are they going to start going after all the gold-digging whores?… This why any reasonable, decent human being is never going to run for President. Because of you assholes. You millennials. You’re the rats.” Bill Burr
Quote III
"I think one of the key things that we need to have is an internal audit system within the National Rifle Association. I think it's very important that the board reassert more of its control and power based upon the bylaws so that we don't have any of these, you know, surprises that pop up." Former representative Allen West (R., Fla.)
Quote IV
According to Robert Mueller, a president can be guilty of obstruction of justice simply by exercising the powers of the president — if he does so with “an intent to obtain an improper advantage for himself or someone else, inconsistent with official duty and the rights of others.” Wow. That’s a new standard for a president’s Article II powers! I don’t see it in my pocket Constitution. Ann Coulter
Is the Pope trolling for Jesus?
In a move that many have interpreted as a shot across the bow of US President Donald Trump, Pope Francis has donated $500,000 to help Central American migrants stranded in Mexico as they try to reach America.
The aid is specifically intended to assist 75,000 people who arrived in Mexico last year as part of six migrant caravans. The donation will be taken from the Catholic Church’s Peter’s Pence fund, from church collections around the world. Peter’s Pence said in a statement that aid to migrants by governments and private individuals has dropped as global media coverage of the crisis decreased.
If you're worried about this data being made public, Fuscone says that the company plans to enable the passenger to retain direct control of their own data so that they can delete it once it has been “employed in the interests of fuel efficiency.”
Until some company comes along an puts out an incredible bid for this information to target the airline customers.
The Obama Justice Department prosecuted U.S. Navy veteran Joe Robertson for digging ponds on his Montana property to fight forest fires, resulting in the then-78-year-old going to federal prison for 18 months starting in 2016 and being fined $130,000, The Daily Signal reported. The 9th U.S. Circuit of Appeals affirmed the ruling the following year, including the jail time and a requirement that the $130,000 be deducted from Robertson’s Social Security checks.Had Mr. Robertson been illegally running guns and causing deaths, he would have a job in the White House.
We now have reached the point where everything causes climate change. Even listening to music causes the world grief.
Storing and processing music in the cloud depends on vast data centers that use a tremendous amount of resources and energy. Devine translated plastic productions and the electricity use to store and transmit digital audio files into greenhouse gas equivalents (GHGs). … The GHGs caused by recorded music are much higher today than in the past. In 1977 the GHGs from, recorded music were 140 million kg. By 2016, they were estimated to somewhere between 200 million kg and over 350 million kg.
If you're a Muslim immigrant in Sweden, you can do just about any damn thing you please and not be deported.
Two lower courts had ruled that the man, a 33-year-old Somali citizen, should be deported after serving a jail sentence for rape, but the Supreme Court overturned this decision while extending his jail sentence by four months. The reason for ruling against deportation was that his ties to Sweden were considered to be strong, although two of the five Supreme Court justices argued the seriousness of the crime outweighed this and that he should be expelled. The man was first found guilty of rape by Linköping District Court, after he forced himself on a woman he did not know while they both stayed overnight at a mutual friend's apartment.
Once upon a time Great Britain was the greatest country in the world. The UK is no longer great and continues to slide down the slope of ridicule. Employers in the UK are considering banning handshakes.
It may seem harmless enough, but handshakes in the workplace could become a thing of the past under new physical contact rules being considered in the U.K., according to one human resources expert. Kate Palmer, an associate director of advisory at the HR consultancy firm Peninsula, said employers in the U.K. may enact a complete ban on physical contact in order to avoid expensive sexual harassment suits. “Does shaking someone’s hand go too far?” she told the U.K. Metro newspaper. “They may just say ‘no contact at all’ because there’s no grey area. It makes it simple, but it takes away affection, which in some ways is a sad thing,” she told the U.K. Metro newspaper.
Feelings. Nothing more than feelings. Once again the "aggrieved" make a mockery of tradition.
California State University's campus in Long Beach is ditching its longtime mascot amid accusations of racism and officially moving to pick either a new symbol or have no mascot at all. The university ditched its "Prospector Pete" character in September after criticism that it was offensive to indigenous people.
Just what the hell doesn't offend these f*cking snowflakes?
Phil McCormack of Molly hostaet, RIP
On this day: 1980 - Tommy Caldwell
Marshall Tucker Band bass player Tommy Caldwell died of injuries from a car accident aged 30 in his hometown of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Caldwell was the original frontman for the Marshall Tucker Band between 1973 and 1980. via thisdayinmusic.com
You cannot yell "Fire" in an occupied theater. Neither can you yell out spoilers during a movie.
A man in Hong Kong was reportedly "beaten up" after deciding to yell major spoilers to fans waiting outside a cinema where Avengers: Endgame was being shown. According to Deadline, which cited reports in local media, the unidentified man spent a few moments shouting plot developments at the fans before they attacked him.
One date, 159,000 texts. Genius Award Winner.
Jacqueline Ades sent a man with whom she went on one date 159,000 text messages over the course of ten months. The messages included graphic, violent descriptions of what she would do with the man’s body parts.
It isn't easy to give up some of your workplace benefits to help others. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
When teachers at Mae Jemison High School in Hunstville, AL., discovered one of their colleagues had no more sick days to tend to his infant daughter who was diagnosed with cancer, they donated their sick days to him. David Green is a history teacher and a father to a 16-month-old girl who was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia six months ago. His daughter is getting treatment 100 miles from home and she needs him to be there when he can.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Spring Time Laundry Day.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 10:00 PM (UUvL0)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 10:00 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Ha at April 28, 2019 10:00 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:00 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 10:01 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:01 PM (f3oO4)
On Sunday Night we wave farewell
To weekend fun - hope yours was swell.
And yet the best is yet to be.
The best is here: the Oh ehN Teeee!
Posted by: mindful webworker - Top 20? is there any beer left? at April 28, 2019 10:02 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:02 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Yes.
Posted by: Ha at April 28, 2019 10:02 PM (MAstk)
Now to order some Sade...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:03 PM (miE9U)
They have an interesting tradition of being very PC in some ways, but thumbing it in others. I remember for instance that every time I've been on the campus, they have tons of signs up promoting their Christian club.
Also, instead of officially hating religion, they have an Interfaith Center. (And, it was there long before 9/11.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:05 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Emmie at April 28, 2019 10:06 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:07 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 28, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)
Has a 4.3 rating, and it's not a new place.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:07 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2019 10:07 PM (aKsyK)
Tim Wise doesn't realize he's demanding that everyone else accept HIS religion.
And when one religion decides it gets to outlaw every other religion, well that's how Civil Wars start. Over and over again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2019 10:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 10:08 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:09 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 28, 2019 10:09 PM (LL1Be)
People who are nuts don't realize that they're nuts. I'm sure she thinks she's rational.
And I'll bet that this, " graphic, violent descriptions of what she would do with the man's body parts", isn't her offering to give him a hummer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 10:10 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 28, 2019 10:11 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
See also: Tim Wise.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2019 10:11 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 10:11 PM (KP5rU)
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Prospector Pete searched for ore that the indigenous peoples were too benighted to realize had any value.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:12 PM (4knXT)
Audit every "private"organization that solicits your personal dollars!
Audit every "charitable" organization that accepts foreign dollars!
And audit every "government" program (local, state, and federal) that spends your tax dollars...
and then audit them again!
And audit the entire Establishment Congressional budget on a weekly basis!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:12 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:09 PM (4knXT)
Because he gives "diversity seminars" to hundreds of universities and corporations. He gets paid to say that shit.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 10:12 PM (sdi6R)
Just had a thought... at my current part-time job I help folks in Orange County get their business officially recognized, via publishing Fictitious Business Name statements. (Anyone here ever do it?)
Anyway, the fee is still low for California to do so... $23. How would people here feel if I actually filed an FBN for Pinochet Tours, thus making it an actual legally-recognized business?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:12 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2019 10:13 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: wing at April 28, 2019 10:13 PM (JFzNN)
He tore their masks off and let us see the real faces of evil in this country. You can fight evil if you know where and what it is.
Mr. "Wise" is one of those faces.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
- Pinochet Tours
- Pinochet Helicopter Rides
- Pinochet's Trips You'll Never Forget
- 1973 Travel Bureau
- Big Splash Entertainment
etc etc... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U)
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49ers were well known for their perpetuation of the oppressive agenda of The Patriarchy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:14 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: jmel at April 28, 2019 10:14 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U)
Add twenty and you've got a nation-wide franchise in the making!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:14 PM (f3oO4)
People who are nuts don't realize that they're nuts. I'm sure she thinks she's rational.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Hrothgar, yup. Not sure how many owners the Tavern's had over the years, but apparently it's made money consistently.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:15 PM (miE9U)
There is a subtext to this, of course, which is that many Muslims in the UK refuse to shake hands with a member of the opposite sex.
As with other customs, this practice is correlated with the percentage of Muslims in the population - refusing to shake hands is still rare in the United States, but is increasingly common in Europe.
There is still some pushback - a week ago, France's highest administrative court upheld a decision to deny a French passport to an Algerian Muslim who refused to shake hands with officials during her citizenship ceremony, and Switzerland fines parents up to $5,000 if their children refuse to shake hands with teachers. One suspects this pushback will become rarer as the Muslim population of Europe continues to increase.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2019 10:16 PM (I2/tG)
Its unofficial watering hole, which is walking distance from me, is called the Thirsty Isle. "Home of the 42 oz schooner!"
They have a rep for great drinks, delicious food... and horrific restrooms. Not a joke.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2019 10:16 PM (XAYDB)
https://tinyurl.com/Sessions-Recusal-Makes-Sense
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2019 10:17 PM (smc0A)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2019 10:17 PM (tVDnh)
Posted by: Miklos, previously more optimistic at April 28, 2019 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:09 PM (4knXT)
Because he gives "diversity seminars" to hundreds of universities and corporations. He gets paid to say that shit.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 10:12 PM (sdi6R)
All it would take to break him would be to senda copy of his admission that he has his position only because of privilege. What arrogant SOB does that? "I got my job because of privilege, but I won't quit."
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2019 10:18 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)
How many divisions does the Pope have?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:19 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miklos, rebranding at April 28, 2019 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:20 PM (Ckg4U)
48 Judging by that picture of Mrs. MisHum hanging the wash, MisHum is married to an actual 29-year-old.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2019 10:17 PM (tVDnh)
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And one who is remarkably resistant to global warming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:20 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2019 10:13 PM (bZ7mE)
Emphysema patient with oxygen machine gambling at a Indian casino
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Is there a mascot which doesn't offend indigenous people?
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 28, 2019 10:13 PM (bZ7mE)
UCSC Banana Slugs?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2019 10:21 PM (UILOn)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 28, 2019 10:21 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell
The method depicted makes the ironing easier.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise and Miklos at April 28, 2019 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
-Posted by: irongrampa at April 28, 2019 10:21 PM (KATBx)
This used to be one of those "Copybook Headings".
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ha at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2019 10:17 PM (tVDnh)
She'll be having some fun tomorrow!
https://tinyurl.com/y2x422lz
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
So any AG must recuse himself from any situation involving criminal abuse of power by anyone subordinate to him? What? Not my hobby to follow the history of analogous situations, but this would mean no DOJ employees (all of whom are ipso facto subordinate to the AG) have been investigated, prosecuted, and convicted in the past? Because I am unaware of any AG recusals in remotely analogous situations.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:19 PM (f1Vqw)
FIVE!
No.
three.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (n6eEP)
Posted by: Suomi Miklos at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:21 PM (2DOZq)
I'm starting to wonder if any of it really happened, or if it's all fake.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 28, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at April 28, 2019 10:25 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Miklos, non, rien de rien at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (aKsyK
Cuz he was the rootin-tootinest muthafucka west of the Pecos.
(I have the unedited version of the Looney Tunes)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (n6eEP)
https://tinyurl.com/y2x422lz
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
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Uff da. Happy spring!
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (tVDnh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)
*moans*
Y'know, this isn't as fun as I thought it was going to be. And now my shorts are both wet and cold.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 10:27 PM (xcd1u)
I say replace the handshake with an "air pistol", wink of an eye and a "pew" verbalization. This would only work in the US of course. Let the other bastards figure it out for themselves
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2019 10:27 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Spot on, dear Ladyl!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:27 PM (f3oO4)
That's gotta be homo. Seriously.
Posted by: Miklos, non, rien de rien at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
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What's your beef against fabulous ice dancing?
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at April 28, 2019 10:27 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (tVDnh)
4" of the white stuff is not a Happy Spring.........
The Lord has an odd sense of humor at times.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos, hearing Hank Senior in his tiny pointed head at April 28, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2019 10:27 PM (oAY8z)
I'd be OK with a respectful, dignified shaka.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx)
More fun on the bayou.
Posted by: Miklos, hearing Hank Senior in his tiny pointed head at April 28, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
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Sonofagun.
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)
The Yakama Indian tribe, in southern Washington, runs a oil transport company. On the back of their oil tanker trucks is a cartoon of Yosemite Sam and the warning: "Back Off! We ain't delivering milk!"
Good to know that they have a sense of humor.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (1hM5m)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:26 PM (2DOZq)
I'm finding that the older I get the less I give a shit about playing nice with anyone (except my wife 'cause she'll kill me.)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 10:29 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2019 10:29 PM (oAY8z)
Wayne LaPierre always appeared, to me, closer in heart to K street than to the shooter.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 10:29 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 28, 2019 10:29 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (1hM5m)
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NO SPOILERS, MAN
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:29 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head
Fabulous? Oh girlfriend, that's DIFFERENT
Posted by: Miklos, Don't Mess with my Tutu at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
And "plaquage dans les bands" (sp?) had a nice ring to it (boarding).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (1hM5m)
Let me make a guess. One of the female characters was the hero of the battle?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (2DOZq)
{{{Publius}}}
{{{Hrothgar}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Whole lotta huggin' goin' on here!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
He tore their masks off and let us see the real faces of evil in this country. You can fight evil if you know where and what it is.
Mr. "Wise" is one of those faces."
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
I agree...
..."And 'X' Gets the Square!"
/Peter Marshall
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 10:31 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (pAkRe)
Posted by: Robert Mueller at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (4knXT)
DEUS VAULT. Until then he can...
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (xcd1u)
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
As long as it doesn't go the Biden/Weiner route... yes, I just wrote that... we're going to be okay.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (Ckg4U)
Whole lotta huggin' goin' on here!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
{{{Insomniac}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Pre-dug trenches and pits would really prove of value, IYKWIM.
*stops typing*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Emmie
He also doesn't understand how dramatic a change from all of previous human history the Christian message of loving your enemies was.
Before Christ it was nothing but strong men and murder ruling the weak. Then humans started thinking differently, which is where real civilization arose from, eventually resulting in representative democracy/republicanism and a modicum of occasional peace.
In other words, he is another ignorant jackass with shit for brains.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (smc0A)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (4knXT)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Fais-do-do Miklos at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
People at the Center for Disease Control do shoulder bumps, rather than handshakes. When you are sending people off to fight Ebola outbreaks and whatnot, you get touchy about random physical contact.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
I wonder what she wears when she's working the bar-b-que.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 28, 2019 10:33 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: logprof at April 28, 2019 10:16 PM (XAYDB)
Shit. Gotta get me an antenna going on one of my TVs.
I saw the Avs beat the Panthers in 1996 in a bar in FC, because we had just moved from Montana and did not have cable TV yet.
The year they beat the Devils (2001) we were on vacation driving through eastern Kansas. I had a St. Louis station playing a Rockies-Cards game in Denver, and the announcer kept saying, "judging from the crowd's reaction, the Avalanche scored again."
We got a motel room in Joplin MO, and I got to watch the 3rd period.
Fuck I love hockey.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2019 10:33 PM (n6eEP)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Breathalyzer or blood draw?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (2DOZq)
__________
Like how The Walking Dead is now pretty much all about the wimminz?
Try a more difficult guess.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 28, 2019 10:33 PM (1hM5m)
Posted by: logprof
*******
Yep. Now we have a series. Avs responded nicely after a slow start tonight. I think the Sharks are in a pickle. They are focusing heavily on Nathan MacKinnon and it is opening up scoring chances for others. Watch out back in Denver when the Avs get the substitution match-ups they want.
MacK is electric on the ice. Great fun to watch him skate.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:33 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 28, 2019 10:33 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Paul Lynde, in the Center Square at April 28, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 10:35 PM (KP5rU)
Whole lotta huggin' goin' on here!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
{{{Insomniac}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Now we're talkin'!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:36 PM (4knXT)
They had no self doubt. If you wanted to change his mind you had to kill him. It didn't change his mind but he got out of the way.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 10:36 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2019 10:36 PM (cXz93)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
As long as it doesn't go the Biden/Weiner route... yes, I just wrote that... we're going to be okay.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (Ckg4U)
She sniffs your hair then sends you a dick pic?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
And the lovely Ladyl comes through again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (f3oO4)
Naw, just kidding. Aside from how I will die, I don't care about spoilers anymore.
*wheels around in chair*
Aw, what a cute ur-vile.
*scene of graphic violence*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (n6eEP)
-Posted by: Paul Lynde, in the Center Square at April 28, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
I remember when the low-flamboyance gays were funny. They knew how to keep a lid on it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (Ckg4U)
Now we're talkin'!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
How are you, dahlin?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Y'know, I think I'm gonna be all right. How 'bout you?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
And the lovely Ladyl comes through again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (f3oO4)
I hope you had a lovely weekend, Hrothgar!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
But see Trump is fomenting "a climate of hate" and the Times is the vanguard of enlightenment.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
-Posted by: Paul Lynde, in the Center Square at April 28, 2019 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
I remember when the low-flamboyance gays were funny. They knew how to keep a lid on it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (Ckg4U)
You think I was funny?
Posted by: Dr Smith at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
*Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins and Elvis confer*
We got it right the first time.
Posted by: Miklos, with un-trod-upon stylish footwear at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (mvenn)
This Wise guy? I know a lot (broadly if not deeply) about what, how, and why various Christians believe, and I don't recognize any of them in his descriptions.
Wiseguy's burning a theological straw man.
Posted by: mindful webworker - onward Christian soldiers at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (Yzubb)
***
Just what the hell doesn't offend these f*cking snowflakes?
Well he did carry a 44.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uMWbZj-gWg
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 10:39 PM (xcd1u)
Y'know, I think I'm gonna be all right. How 'bout you?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
I'm very well, particularly after reading your message!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Actually I did, but I worked my butt off getting yard work and maintenance done.
I hope yours was a great weekend as well?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:39 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (mvenn)
Does this mean there is a pie containing both jambalaya and crawfish, or that there is a crawfish pie accompanying the jambalaya?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
I've never been to Thailand.
...and now I've got that horrible Murray Head tune bouncing-around my noggin.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (Ckg4U)
Hey Lady! Miley says hi, and apologizes for missing calling you. It was my fault. I infected her with some stomach bug.
Well, it didn't hit her fully, but her stomach wasn't right for a day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Dr Smith
Amateur. A mere dilettante, but charming in your limited way.
Posted by: Quentin Crisp at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid
The point is that the people who Sessions would be overseeing the prosecutions of are the same people who were illegally spying on Sessions himself, both before and after the election.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (smc0A)
When the American Indian Movement launched a campaign to get rid of the Florida State "Seminole Indian brave" mascot, the Seminole's elected tribal council invited AIM to F off.
Ask first next time, said the Seminoles' governing body. We LIKE our longstanding ties with FSU A LOT-- we get free publicity for our casino & airboat rides, AND for about a century FSU has had a special scholarship program for the Seminole Nation.
Furthermore, we see nothing pejorative about a handsome young Seminole brave galloping his pony around the football field. That is an image we wish to project, not suppress.
Posted by: mnw at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (dYe5S)
It's really unbelievable that this isn't obvious to everyone.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (mvenn)
I lived in South Louisiana for a couple of decades and never saw a crawfish pie.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Good on ya Insom, keep it up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:41 PM (f3oO4)
When we went to see the Avengers, my son was worried that someone might buy a ticket just to shout out spoilers during the movie. I told him I doubt anyone who would do that probably wouldn't attend a 10 AM showing, but even if they did, they'd get the crap beat out of them pretty quickly.
Looks like I was right.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 28, 2019 10:41 PM (8g9zh)
-Posted by: Dr Smith at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
No. You were a Restaurant-Quality Example of "Who Not To Trust".
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:41 PM (Ckg4U)
https://tinyurl.com/y5efa2ob
https://tinyurl.com/yyn2kjmq
https://tinyurl.com/y4jbq5uz
https://tinyurl.com/y479uxyu
https://tinyurl.com/y3bbwzw6
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2019 10:42 PM (0Ntuf)
Let's all sniff hair.
And I dig One Night in Bangkok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:42 PM (f1Vqw)
Hey Lady! Miley says hi, and apologizes for missing calling you. It was my fault. I infected her with some stomach bug.
Well, it didn't hit her fully, but her stomach wasn't right for a day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (f1Vqw)
Poor Miley. Please send her my love. Hope she feels better soon. I'll try calling her tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
******
Yes. Any and all possible Cajun combinations and permutations.
The picnic table gon' be groanin' brah!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:43 PM (mvenn)
I say replace the handshake with an "air pistol", wink of an eye and a "pew" verbalization. This would only work in the US of course. Let the other bastards figure it out for themselves
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
That would have the added benefit of pissing off the anti-gun people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
https://tinyurl.com/Desinformatsiya
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2019 10:43 PM (smc0A)
146 88 The ARC
When the American Indian Movement launched a campaign to get rid of the Florida State "Seminole Indian brave" mascot, the Seminole's elected tribal council invited AIM to F off.
Ask first next time, said the Seminoles' governing body. We LIKE our longstanding ties with FSU A LOT-- we get free publicity for our casino & airboat rides, AND for about a century FSU has had a special scholarship program for the Seminole Nation.
Furthermore, we see nothing pejorative about a handsome young Seminole brave galloping his pony around the football field. That is an image we wish to project, not suppress.
Posted by: mnw at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (Cssks)
This gladdens my heart.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/y53cmtwa
https://tinyurl.com/yyvs6eq7
https://tinyurl.com/y68e7u5b
https://tinyurl.com/y5lekwto
https://tinyurl.com/y29h3bu9
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2019 10:44 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Dr Smith at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
-------
You were a babbling bubble-headed booby.
Posted by: Robot at April 28, 2019 10:44 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Yay!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2019 10:44 PM (cXz93)
Posted by: Insomniac
Cajuns are pretty easy going, as long it tastes good.
Alcohol and dancing and making more Cajuns are, comment non, optionelle.
Posted by: Miklos, bought fresh oysters today at least at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
*******
C'mon man, Don't take everything literally, it's alligatorical
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)
She sniffs your hair then sends you a dick pic?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Thats not how any of this works.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:41 PM (f3oO4)
*thumbs up*
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Miley's better now, and she said ya'll can indeed catch up tomorrow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2019 10:46 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:46 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 28, 2019 10:47 PM (xSo9G)
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
I've never been to Thailand.
Hmm.
"One Night in Bangkok" will be the presidential campaign theme song for which, no, how many Dem candidates?
Posted by: Miklos, taking bets at April 28, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
High today in NE Okla., 76°, 70s and 80s mostly for the next week, lows in the high 50s, 60s.
Little bit of rain by mid-week, though. Inch or so.
Rough.
So pretty. All the greenery.
Uhhmm... setting fans to blow North.
Posted by: mindful webworker - forecast is spectacular, uh, I mean, it's okay at April 28, 2019 10:47 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick)
They start filming next month on a movie starring one of the long-standing characters who supposedly "died for good" in endgame.
So, yeah. They are just jerking our chains.
The Pitch Meeting for Endgame was hilarious, as well as full of spoilers.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2019 10:47 PM (smc0A)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
*******
C'mon man, Don't take everything literally, it's alligatorical
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG7-tsqDRYE
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 10:47 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
*******
C'mon man, Don't take everything literally, it's alligatorical
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)
If I didn't know better I'd think you named the Lafayette minor league hockey team.
I bet you could guess the name immediately.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Muldoon
F*cking Muldoon!
Posted by: Miklos, spitting oysters at April 28, 2019 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Lots of majestic beauty in your state!
When it's not all frozen solid!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:48 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
Inclusion by way of death camps for his enemies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2019 10:48 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 28, 2019 10:49 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2019 10:46 PM (vVOK2)
the year and a half I lived in AK, never saw Denali once. it was a mystery, spoken of in whispers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2019 10:49 PM (n6eEP)
Now that's entertainment!
Posted by: mnw at April 28, 2019 10:49 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: mindful webworker - forecast is spectacular, uh, I mean, it's okay at April 28, 2019 10:47 PM (Yzubb)
Thank you for pointing the fans this way.
The last of the 11' snow bank in the front yard left today. i'm ready for spring.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
(Freaked me out when it happened once.)
Oh, wait. Shh. We didn't really have those.
Posted by: mindful webworker - phi krappa zappa at April 28, 2019 10:49 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: mnw at April 28, 2019 10:40 PM (Cssks)
In Nebraska, worked with some Nebraska Indians and they were the biggest bunch of bureaucrats.
I was shocked.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 10:49 PM (xcd1u)
We raised a lot of hell, we made a lot of noise, everybody knew we were Bayou boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyEuSFVhvsQ
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Go ahead. I'm all ears.
Posted by: rickl
*sardonic laugh*
Posted by: Theo van Gogh at April 28, 2019 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
I Can't Believe Your Not Brother
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 10:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miklos
********
Heh!
That means my work here for the evening is done. Good night all.
Try to make an attempt to endeavour to strive to keep on persevering.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:50 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:19 PM (f1Vqw)
FIVE!
No.
three.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2019 10:23 PM (n6eEP)
Based on the last manning level I heard about, he has a reinforced platoon of Swiss Guards, maybe a short company.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 28, 2019 10:50 PM (MwFQu)
-Posted by: Miklos, taking bets at April 28, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
But... I don't think any of them play chess.
/naive
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Average Guy at April 28, 2019 10:52 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Lost in Space robot at April 28, 2019 10:52 PM (aKsyK)
Joy buzzer.
Squirting flower.
*secret wink*
Posted by: Miklos. 32nd Degree Scottish Rite Magyar at April 28, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 28, 2019 10:50 PM (MwFQu)
But those guys swing a mean halberd.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 10:52 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2019 10:52 PM (Nbsyw)
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at April 28, 2019 10:52 PM (8uo4a)
I tried to take Conor for a walk this afternoon. I had on a flannel shirt and long sleeve thermal undershirt. The wind gusts almost were enough to blow me off my feet and my hands were numb after a few minutes. This is spring, and almost May, in NoVA. I don't know how you guys up there survive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:53 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Fox2!
That explains all the priestly short arm inspections.
Posted by: Miklos, not making any pretense at April 28, 2019 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2019 10:53 PM (c1nDO)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 10:54 PM (CLcKT)
People at the Center for Disease Control do shoulder bumps, rather than handshakes. When you are sending people off to fight Ebola outbreaks and whatnot, you get touchy about random physical contact.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
The thing is, all those germs that people have on their hands are also on everything you touch when you go out in public. Those dirty hands have touched doorknobs, walls, any surfaces you touch, and money. Also, apparently a lot of people don't wash their hands when they go to the bathroom. Best to try not to think about it. Ignorance is bliss.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
And then there's a Louisiana Saturday Night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yljf4Lpj7CI
You get down the fiddle and you get down the bow, kick off ya shoes and you throw in the floor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Batman dies at the end!
However, as Luke Skywalker once said, no one's ever really gone,
. Posted by: Endgame Spoilers! at April 28, 2019 10:55 PM (Ta69/)
C'mon man, Don't take everything literally, it's alligatorical
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)
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That's a croc.
Posted by: Robot at April 28, 2019 10:55 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 10:55 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Constitution anti-wokness at April 28, 2019 10:56 PM (1XtI9)
None of them had a recipe for crawfish pie. I think Fats Domino invented the dish just to make a rhyme in the song "Jambalaya."
So I made a pie crust and filled it with a thickish batch of crawfish etouffee. Worked pretty well. I hereby declare that to be the official recipe.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 10:56 PM (qpX88)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 10:54 PM (CLcKT)
Glad you have a sense of humour!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:56 PM (f3oO4)
I tried to take Conor for a walk this afternoon. I had on a flannel shirt and long sleeve thermal undershirt. The wind gusts almost were enough to blow me off my feet and my hands were numb after a few minutes. This is spring, and almost May, in NoVA. I don't know how you guys up there survive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:53 PM (f3oO4)
Yesterday was blustery, low 40s and cloudy. Long johns, flannel lined jeans and a warm coat and cap building flower beds all day.
Today mid 50s sunshine, it was nice. Ave temp for this time of year is right around 60 so we are being shortchanged on our climate change shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
-Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 10:56 PM (qpX8
*Flag Planted*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:57 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 10:57 PM (qpX88)
the show today was live from El Paso at the Rio, it was outstanding
It was all BP and immigration. The BP boss made good presentation. And in the course of the show six separate groups surrendered live on TV to the BP.
At the river Maria was totally shocked when BP pointed it out and the Mexican highway on the other side. A good arm could hit it with a rock.
"It's dry! They can just walk across! It's right there" or something to that affect.
It's on utube and fox clips.
She ought to get a medal.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 10:58 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Robot at April 28, 2019 10:58 PM (4knXT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yljf4Lpj7CI
"You get down the fiddle and you get down the bow, kick off ya shoes and you throw in the floor."
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Love that tune!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia
That one time Muldoon spelled it "improperly"...
Less said the better.
Posted by: Miklos, not following Santayana's dictum at April 28, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm hoping it's only a Dalton Minimum, not a Maunder Minimum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:59 PM (f3oO4)
And then you howl at the Moon, shoot out the light, it's a small town Saturday Night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFRkH_3ZmbU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 10:59 PM (4knXT)
None of them had a recipe for crawfish pie. I think Fats Domino invented the dish just to make a rhyme in the song "Jambalaya."
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 10:56 PM (qpX8
That was Hank Williams, wasn't it?
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 11:00 PM (sdi6R)
in europe they often use racks to dry clothes instead of a drier. they may have a washing machine, but they'll hang the clothes on a light, wooden drying rack, sometimes one that drops from the kitchen ceiling. while a lot of americans go "ewww", there's actually a scientific basis in the theory of evaporation.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 28, 2019 11:00 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 10:57 PM (qpX8
I moved all the firewood out of the house and cleaned the wood stove for the season...
I may regret that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:00 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 11:00 PM (sdi6R)
------
Johnny Cash. He made crawfish pie between killing guys in Reno.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 11:01 PM (4knXT)
Maria Bartiromo is about as smart as Mud Plumbing.
Her Party Evenings are easily evident, as well, seeing as they need three types of spackle, mud and filler to cover those bags under her eyes every morning.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:01 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos, not Bocephus, but he would confirm that at April 28, 2019 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rockysan99 at April 28, 2019 11:02 PM (x4ShB)
I'm hoping it's only a Dalton Minimum, not a Maunder Minimum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:59 PM (f3oO4)
I think the Dalton Minimum is bouncing eight guys out of the bar every night.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: zombie Frank Sinatra at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (dPTGY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
Her Party Evenings are easily evident, as well, seeing as they need
three types of spackle, mud and filler to cover those bags under her
eyes every morning.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:01 PM (Ckg4U)
The world would be a shitty place without party chicks. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
---
and i am surrounded by happy people.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2019 11:04 PM (8TU7E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2019 11:01 PM (4knXT)
He shot a crawfish in Nawlins, just to make a pie!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:04 PM (f3oO4)
"This is National Blueberry Pie Day."
She replied, "Well, I need to make the meatloaf."
So it might be a day late.
Posted by: mindful webworker - blue berry good to me at April 28, 2019 11:04 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2019 11:04 PM (V2Yro)
You sautee your crawfish with onions and garlic and bell pepper and celery, then put in some tomatoes and thicken with a roux. Flavor with thyme, bay, some lemon juice, salt, and BLACK pepper.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 11:04 PM (qpX88)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:04 PM (f3oO4)
Nice.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 11:05 PM (aS1PU)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (9Om/r)
This is Very True, yet I'm not taking Financial Advice from Miss Gin and Tonic of the Year.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2019 11:06 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (9Om/r)
What are these "party chicks" of which you speak?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
It's because Euro apartments don't have room for dryers, the washing machine is in the bathroom or kitchen, and electricity costs 3.5 times more than in the US. Very few Euros have clothes dryers.
Posted by: Miklos, I like to be in America at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:45 PM (mvenn)
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That's a croc.
Posted by: Robot at April 28, 2019 10:55 PM (4knXT)
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You had to go dragon this out...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (8g9zh)
Maria Bartiromo is about as smart as Mud Plumbing.
Her Party Evenings are easily evident, as well, seeing as they need three types of spackle, mud and filler to cover those bags under her eyes every morning.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:01 PM (Ckg4U)
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I can't remember the last party we were together but I do know this mornings show was the best I've seen.
Those Murdock children p*ssed themselves when they saw it. But it was live so they couldn't stop it.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 11:08 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (dPTGY)
Think of the "original" Disney and Walt's "The Sorcerer's Apprentice".
Then think of the thousands of federal agents we have empowered to work 24/7 against honest citizens!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:08 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2019 11:06 PM (V2Yro)
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Gonna be 86 tomorrow in the NW Atl burbs tomorrow.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:08 PM (UUvL0)
Posted by: Zakn
I assume you mean ticket sales because both Titanic and Avatar were the suckiest movies to ever suck. Awful movies. It wouldn't take much to beat either of them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2019 11:08 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (9Om/r)
What are these "party chicks" of which you speak?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
Didn't you boys frighten off the Tickled Pink?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Don't invoke her.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 11:10 PM (aS1PU)
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
These are Nocturnal creatures of the Broadus Chickum species. They spend their days toiling in Ordinary Jobs only to cake-on makeup over the Weekend and consume enough alcohol make an athlete tilt its head.
They can be heard in The Wild by their Mating Cry of: "Whooooooooooo...!!!"
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 11:10 PM (xcd1u)
Clothes would dry and smell so fresh.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2019 11:11 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2019 11:11 PM (13CQC)
There was some hint of scandal with the Money Honey back in her CNBC days. A Shiti Bank VP flew her back from Japan on his corporate jet one time.
Bartiromo banged by bankster.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 11:11 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (1hM5m)
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NO SPOILERS, MAN
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I think they took it too far with the gang rape scene with Frodo. A bit much.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2019 11:11 PM (HCqAo)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (KP5rU)
This is Known.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:12 PM (Ckg4U)
A couple of weeks ago I bought a hardcover of The Hobbit at Barnes & Noble because my old paperback is falling apart. Day before yesterday I got email spam from B&N: "We noticed you bought J.R.R. Tolkein's The Hobbit. Try the sequel! The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkein!"
I know that, technically, it's true, but somehow that's like marketing Huckleberry Finn as the sequel to Tom Sawyer. Again, technically true.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 11:12 PM (qpX88)
Clothes would dry and smell so fresh.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2019 11:11 PM (1UZdv)
Same here, and me mum had a specific way to hang things so they would dry and fold just right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Wasn't T.P, jeffchem in drag?
I mean, did any of you ever read of her cooking a steak? Successfully?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
LOL. If you don't believe in some sort of meta-physical structure - some purpose to existence - then there is no such thing as "morality".
These idiots drive me nuts with their utter stupidity. I wouldn't mind them being so impenetrably dumb if they weren't a bunch of self-important, self-righteous pricks who like to act as if they had more than two brain cells.
Some atheist dipshit who doesn't believe there is any meaning to existence is going to lecture me about morality? Make me laugh. His universe doesn't include anything approaching "morality". He's just either too stupid to understand that or too cowardly to admit it, which makes his claims of "atheistic science worshiper" even more of a farce than they seem.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (AQToM)
Clothes would dry and smell so fresh.
Posted by: Ignoramus
In the Silent Film era, I think at least half of all comedies featured a clothesline.
Posted by: Miklos, I like to be in America at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
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Aaahhh, man. And here I sit now, when I had just about forgotten about orgasm farts. Uugghhh....
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (UUvL0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:14 PM (KP5rU)
"What are these "party chicks" of which you speak?"
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
These are Nocturnal creatures of the Broadus Chickum species. They
spend their days toiling in Ordinary Jobs only to cake-on makeup over
the Weekend and consume enough alcohol make an athlete tilt its head.
They can be heard in The Wild by their Mating Cry of: "Whooooooooooo...!!!"
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
I would say that covers it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:14 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Miklos, I like to be in America at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
It spins the other way too, because of the metric system.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 28, 2019 11:14 PM (t+qrx)
Joey Ramone's ode to Maria:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYckn1gplnc
Maria Bartiromo,Maria Baritromo, Maria Bartiroma. I watch her every day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 11:15 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
At the time, she seemed nice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:15 PM (f3oO4)
Clothes would dry and smell so fresh.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2019 11:11 PM (1UZdv)
Same here, and me mum had a specific way to hang things so they would dry and fold just right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (f3oO4)
My grandma used those rectangular pant leg stretching things on my granpa's pants.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 11:15 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 11:15 PM (CLcKT)
. . . but not towels. Terrycloth bath towels get stiff and bristly on the clothesline. They go in the dryer no matter what season it is.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 11:15 PM (qpX88)
-Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 11:12 PM (qpX8
When the language is bastardized by Book Stores, it is time to arm-up and start fighting colloquialism on its own turf.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
So I made a pie crust and filled it with a thickish batch of crawfish etouffee. Worked pretty well. I hereby declare that to be the official recipe.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 28, 2019 10:56 PM (qpX8
You'd have to ask Hank Williams, Sr. He wrote the song, not Fats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2019 11:16 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
The looks of crap cars were not improved by the addition of pointless "spoilers" on the back.
*insert Brie Larson joke*
Posted by: Miklos, oysters on ice don't spoil quickly at April 28, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Trader Joe's has a frozen beef pie, steak and ale, steak and stout, something like that. It is to die for.
They did savory pies on Great British Bake Off and they were similar.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
Ah, but now they (who do have room) can have gas dryers, using cheap, beautiful, plentiful natural gas imported from the U.S. of A.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Eat More Beef! Burn More Gas! at April 28, 2019 11:16 PM (Yzubb)
And the best gin & tonic I've had was Wigle's Ginever and Fever Tree tonic water.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 11:17 PM (sdi6R)
"Orgasm farts"??
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 11:15 PM (CLcKT)
Be glad you missed that. Be very glad. Fall to your knees and be very fucking glad. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:18 PM (9Om/r)
-Posted by: Miklos, I like to be in America at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Odd fact: "Pianos, Clotheslines, Cakes, Pies and Tits" was the first Nickelodeon Feature to go Gold.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Ah, but now they (who do have room) can have gas dryers, using cheap, beautiful, plentiful natural gas imported from the U.S. of A.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Eat More Beef! Burn More Gas! at April 28, 2019 11:16 PM (Yzubb)
The Euros are the one who brought us those wonderful front loading washing machines. We need to emulate them more.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 11:19 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 28, 2019 11:19 PM (OF5ah)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
A $19.95 Organic Supplement promising Orgasmic Farts could be a business.
Posted by: Miklos, double your pleasure, double your fun at April 28, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (8g9zh)
O, caiman!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2019 11:19 PM (hZlbC)
Sheets were folded in half, then one third along the clothesline, one third across to the other clothesline, and with the remaining third along the parallel clothesline so you had a three sided box.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:19 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2019 11:19 PM (hZlbC)
Good on ya AOP, I had the caiman, but darned if I could put it together like that. Well done sir!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 11:20 PM (f3oO4)
Just wanted to say btw: I agree with every mean, low down thing folks here have said about Tim Stupidshit above. What a bigot.
He sounds like he needs to be beheaded and then deported...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 11:20 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:18 PM
I vaguely recall when she flounced out... Oh, well...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 11:21 PM (CLcKT)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
-Don't Know
-Don't Care
*rolls-up newspaper*
-Don't make me come over there.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos, I like to be in America
I know millennials who think European style socialism is something we should adopt. They have no idea what it is like. Europeans are less likely to have "stuff". Many of them live in tiny flats and don't have much stuff because there's nowhere to put it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2019 11:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 11:15 PM (CLcKT)
Be glad you missed that. Be very glad. Fall to your knees and be very fucking glad. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:18 PM (9Om/r)
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Yep, and that was not even the worst of it. I became pretty sure that was a dude, likely a truck driver type in their truck cab at a rest stop in Sheboygan or something.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:21 PM (UUvL0)
Ah, but now they (who do have room) can have gas dryers, using cheap, beautiful, plentiful natural gas imported from the U.S. of A.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Eat More Beef! Burn More Gas!
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Did you read the column at Powerline? Those poor Brits, my God -- the decent ones, that is. Their Betters in government have trashed their capacity for energy production and yup, they're now importing energy and some biomass shit from us instead of fracking. Their fracking czar just quit in a rage.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2019 11:22 PM (13CQC)
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I recollect that the 68-69 Camaro Z-28 (*sigh, those were the days*) spoiler became effective at around 140 mph. Part of the homolgation game though, so sold as part of the package.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 28, 2019 11:22 PM (CDGwz)
Storing and processing (?) music takes almost no memory and very little bandwidth. Period. It's friggin music. You could stream it over old phone modems it takes so little bandwidth.
This guy trying to equate storing some small files on a gigantic cloud system with the cost of the cloud system, itself, is much like an article I read where they were trying to make Samuel L. Jackson out to be the biggest box office star ever by saying that every dollar of any movie he was in was totally credited to him (even though he very rarely carries any movies - the few he's been the main star of have been generally been box office turds, even if they were good movies). But he was in the first Jurassic Park and that made a billion dollars, so they put that billion on the total of "tickets sold to Sam Jackson movies". Most people can't even remember that he was in the first Jurassic Park - that's how small of an impact his role had. And he sucked in the first Jurassic Park. His role as cool, brilliant scientist was really a sort of joke. Friggin Newman did a better job in that respect.
So, saying that music on the cloud is such a huge cost because the clouds are huge and eat up tons of electricity is a joke. All the music collections of everyone in the world, together, don't add up to one Florida Man's porno collection in memory size and bandwidth/CPU use.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2019 11:22 PM (AQToM)
Posted by: DR.WTF
The vast majority of Euro washers are top loaders with a rotary internal unit. Small. For confined spaces. Like Europe.
Posted by: Miklos, by Euro standards, Vermont is Texas at April 28, 2019 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2019 11:08 PM (HCqAo)
Agree completely. I was talking to a friend at work when he suggested that Endgame might topple Gone With The Wind for inflation adjusted box office. No buddy. That movie was in theatres and watched for 10-20 years. It'd be lucky to beat Titanic because chicks went and saw that thing 10+ times for weeks and weeks. If It knocks either Avatar or Titanic off I would be impressed. That was before I looked at what Infinity War did. Infinity War Came real close and this movie is far far better than IW.
I saw it in a sold out theatre at 5:30 PM on a Sunday night. It was that well attended. (I bought my ticket on Friday)
Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2019 11:23 PM (cXz93)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
Hey now just one minute you Morons. No spoilers for Endgame....I might want to check it out of the library in six months.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 28, 2019 11:23 PM (udU2n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 11:20 PM (miE9U)
How about a one-way trip on your Pinochet Airlines?
Posted by: Grannymimi at April 28, 2019 11:23 PM (u5LFV)
Don't
Ha and LOL, that just serves as an invitation.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)
-Posted by: Miklos, oysters on ice don't spoil quickly at April 28, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
That is publius' territory. I know what the words "Shall Not Be Infringed" mean.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Oh, wait. I don't go to the theater anyway.
Well, I did enjoy Captain America on the big screen, thank you Joe Johnston for making it worth it.
And daughter treated us to Doctor Strange in 3D. Tickled this old Ditko fan's fancy, even if the effects wasn't as good as Steve's drawerings.
I do believe those were the last two times I've set sticky foot in a theater.
As it's the end of the Marvel universe, I am kinda tempted to go see Endgame in the theater.
I'm not sure this old original MMMSer's bladder would make it through the whole thing. Do appreciate the spoilers about the credits!!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - Amazing Fantasy #15 changed my life at April 28, 2019 11:25 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 11:25 PM (CLcKT)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
*HAH!* My folks get that delivered, now. Pissing on it is called "Any Day Ending In 'Y'".
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2019 11:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - this is my concerned sock at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (Yzubb)
"What are these "party chicks" of which you speak?"
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
These are Nocturnal creatures of the Broadus Chickum species. They
spend their days toiling in Ordinary Jobs only to cake-on makeup over
the Weekend and consume enough alcohol make an athlete tilt its head.
They can be heard in The Wild by their Mating Cry of: "Whooooooooooo...!!!"
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
I would say that covers it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2019 11:14 PM (9Om/r)
Huh. So, where should I set up motion-sensing night vision cameras to capture their antics? And what should I use as bait?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:21 PM (UUvL0)
leave Sheboygan out of this or I'll have to throw Charlie Berens at you, dontcha know der .
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)
Brie's ass is gluteal dark matter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 10:03 PM (miE9U)
Look into Caro Emerald or Imelda May while you are at it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Miklos, I like to be in America
Euros generally live in places much, much smaller than Americans. Not royalty, of course, but your average person. And they have a lot less bathrooms. The French didn't even start building bathrooms into their places until recently (and they still don't really know how to use them).
The US is the only place that had the concept of one bathroom per bedroom - at least in the count.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (AQToM)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 28, 2019 11:27 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: nerdygirl
According to Official Data, Americans (or at least people living in America) under the official Poverty Line have 50% more square feet/meters of living space than the average of all households in any major European city.
About 75% have their own clothes dryers, too.
Posted by: Miklos, whose light summer reading is interim Census Data at April 28, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2019 11:28 PM (cXz93)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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*recalls bathing in a Tolouse-Lautrec sized bath tub, which relied on a flaky little wall-mounted gas water heater*
*also, elevators the size of a broom closet*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 28, 2019 11:28 PM (CDGwz)
-Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 11:25 PM (CLcKT)
I had one of those at the tanning salon because they only had a five-gallon water heater.
Because of that, I had to have more towels than Saudi Arabia has poised upon their collective craniums.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:28 PM (Ckg4U)
Watching MSNBC's 2016 election coverage on YouTube to lift my spirits. Early in the evening and Hillary has a 97% chance of winning. Chilling. A cocky Ana Marie Cox is telling Lawrence O'Donnell, who is nearly pissing himself with excitement at the impending Hillary victory, that even though we're going to win tonight, we have a lot of work to do and a lot of rooting out of social evils because Trump actually got this far. You could see her salivating for a command of one of the camps.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2019 11:29 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:21 PM (UUvL0)
leave Sheboygan out of this or I'll have to throw Charlie Berens at you, dontcha know der .
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)
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Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:29 PM (UUvL0)
Ah yes, the headers came in the trunk. And GM's shovel-mounted front subframe was a big hinge in the structure.
You could get Ford's horrid linkage-boosted power steering on a Boss 302, which just about destroyed the feel of the car.
I've recently been driving past a '68-69 Barracuda fastback. It's on a flatbed and tinworm has taken most of the lower body, but it's restorable given an appropriate wallet.
There is an original '71 Z/28 under a cover a two blocks from here. It's gone nowhere for the past five years, and every time I walk past it I'm tempted to put a check in their mailbox and see if they bite, which given everything else I need to finish means I go out of my way not to go there.
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2019 11:29 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:30 PM (KP5rU)
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (NWiLs)
-Backyards with kegs
-Goldschlager
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:30 PM (Ckg4U)
Tim Wise is famous for going around the country giving seminars telling how evil white people are. I guess he hates certain religions as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2019 11:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 11:31 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2019 11:31 PM (c1nDO)
Whatcha doin?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 28, 2019 11:27 PM (PkVlr)
Hellooooo nurse!
Unspeakable debauchery, piles of blow. You know, typical Sunday night stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 11:32 PM (2DOZq)
1996 and prior are mostly pure copper, with a melt value of about 2 cents each, U.S.
Newer ones, up to final year 2012, are copper plated zinc and/or steel, and melt value is less than face value.
And there are a few years with partial mintings of "oddball" coins with decent collector value.
So I am sorting into 3 containers: one of face value coins to roll and take to the bank, one of copper coins for scrap value, and one of possible collector coins.
If I cannot read the date, they go into the first bin, of face value coins. If they are that cruddy, they are unlikely to be of collector value even if they happen to be one of the few oddball types. And if they are really copper, well all I lose by doing that is about a cent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2019 11:33 PM (hZlbC)
Watching MSNBC's 2016 election coverage on YouTube to lift my spirits. Early in the evening and Hillary has a 97% chance of winning. Chilling. A cocky Ana Marie Cox is telling Lawrence O'Donnell, who is nearly pissing himself with excitement at the impending Hillary victory, that even though we're going to win tonight, we have a lot of work to do and a lot of rooting out of social evils because Trump actually got this far. You could see her salivating for a command of one of the camps.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2019 11:29 PM (13CQC)
Aren't those election night broadcasts simply delicious?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2019 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
The French didn't even start building bathrooms into their places until recently (and they still don't really know how to use them).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (AQToM)
Overheard conversation from my childhood:
Uncle (who visited France in the 50s): "They empty their chamber pots out the window into the street."
My grandmother (his mother): "I can't believe civilized people would do that."
Uncle: "I never said they were civilized."
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
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Aaahhh, man. And here I sit now, when I had just about forgotten about orgasm farts. Uugghhh....
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (UUvL0)
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Nuttin' off queefs?
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2019 11:26 PM (AQToM)
Freakin' 1%'er
*stops counts bathrooms*
Um, never mind!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 28, 2019 11:34 PM (Rz2Nc)
For crying out loud, do I need to make them for you too?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 28, 2019 11:34 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (mvenn)
https://youtu.be/Q3aBTJIanDo
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2019 11:35 PM (TN7xY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel
Challenge, Alex!
*consults third shift Latin grammarians*
Posted by: Miklosius, whose cranium, like all Gaul in trium partes divisa at April 28, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
For crying out loud, do I need to make them for you too?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 28, 2019 11:34 PM (PkVlr)
Hmmm. Did not know this.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
Barbara Eden was smokin' hot back in the day. How can anyone look at her, and then think to himself "nah."
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2019 11:36 PM (XUnia)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 11:36 PM (2DOZq)
For crying out loud, do I need to make them for you too?"
-Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 28, 2019 11:34 PM (PkVlr)
I haven't been to a bar in years, but I'll not discount building a Bigger, Better Mousetrap.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:36 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2019 11:36 PM (CLcKT)
Did the people he would be overseeing know, when he was appointed, that the Trump admin now knew who was spying, thanks to Rogers?
If Trump/Sessions/etc knew, and Strzok/Page/etc did not, that could be quite a setup.
Some of the texts from them indicate a f*ckton of hubris
Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2019 11:37 PM (W7IZQ)
New soldier.
Ft. DeRussy.
Jello shots.
Amazing how after 30+ years, the thought of jello shot memories brings forth both fondness and nausea.
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:37 PM (RU4sa)
Aren't those election night broadcasts simply delicious?
Posted by: Ladyl
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I alternate between them and Frasier as my feelgood fall-asleep videos.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2019 11:38 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:38 PM (RU4sa)
-Posted by: Miklosius, whose cranium, like all Gaul in trium partes divisa at April 28, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
See? This is why I attend these *cough* Meetings. *cough*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:38 PM (Ckg4U)
The Southern subspecies cries "I'm sooooooo drunk."
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (mvenn)
https://youtu.be/Q3aBTJIanDo
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2019 11:35 PM (TN7xY)
I really liked that version.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (ebZss)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So, which tax do you plan to pay with pennies from bin 1?
Posted by: Miklos, Legal Tender, the B-52's kind at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:13 PM (UUvL0)
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Nuttin' off queefs?
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:33 PM (RU4sa)
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If only that thread had been that civil.........
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (UUvL0)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 11:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (UUvL0)
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Almost wish I didn't miss it.
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:41 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 28, 2019 11:41 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 11:40 PM (2DOZq)
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Not when you make them with Everclear.
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:41 PM (RU4sa)
If I cannot read the date, they go into the first bin, of face value coins. If they are that cruddy, they are unlikely to be of collector value even if they happen to be one of the few oddball types. And if they are really copper, well all I lose by doing that is about a cent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yeah, I've been doing this for a while.
As far as unreadable goes, well, I use a scale for all of them, it's just faster than reading dates.
Looks like all of the 1920-1979 Canadian pennies could easily be separated using a scale. Here's mine. Note the bold use of 'repurposed' stuff:
http://tinyurl.com/y3o2b7p9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 28, 2019 11:42 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2019 11:42 PM (miE9U)
and then audit them again!
And audit the entire Establishment Congressional budget on a weekly basis!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2019 10:12 PM (f3oO4)
Pretty sure we don't have enough helicopters to deal with the results
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 28, 2019 11:42 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2019 11:43 PM (cXz93)
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:33 PM (RU4sa)
"If only that thread had been that civil..."
-Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (UUvL0)
It was a Shit-Storm, wrapped in a Piss Vortex, dunked in Uncouth Verbiage with a Placenta Aftertaste.
...I'd guess. Let's not Go There. I see you Morons working before the wheels even spin-up.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:43 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at April 28, 2019 11:44 PM (8uo4a)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:43 PM (Ckg4U)
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*innocent look*
Moi?
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:44 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2019 11:44 PM (cXz93)
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:40 PM (NWiLs)
I'm not hugging you. I wouldn't even rape you. /Sargon
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:44 PM (Ckg4U)
Magnificent performance. Great stuff.
Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2019 11:45 PM (LuPts)
A case of cheap beer, two cans of frozen concentrated pink lemonade and a gallon of vodka. Add a bag of ice and dip your cup in and voila!
Instant drunken craziness!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 28, 2019 11:45 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:41 PM (RU4sa)
True enough but you trade off quantity for 'quality' . I guess after one or two the 'taste good' factor is a moot point.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 11:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:45 PM (Ckg4U)
And that's about all I can remember fifty some years later. Used to know the whole first paragraph. CRS.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 28, 2019 11:45 PM (ebZss)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 11:45 PM (2DOZq)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:46 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH
Look. If you're too cheap to spring for the dry ice, you expect quality chicks?
Posted by: Miklos, also strobe lite, chicks like those at April 28, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 28, 2019 10:38 PM (mvenn)
https://youtu.be/Q3aBTJIanDo
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2019 11:35 PM (TN7xY)
I really liked that version.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 28, 2019 11:39 PM (aS1PU)
Yes, that was very nice.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 11:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at April 28, 2019 11:47 PM (3982u)
A case of cheap beer, two cans of frozen concentrated pink lemonade and a gallon of vodka. Add a bag of ice and dip your cup in and voila!
Instant drunken craziness!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 28, 2019 11:45 PM (PkVlr)
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Yeah, the MPs would have LOVED that.
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:47 PM (RU4sa)
The Nebraskan's boss was a Warrant Officer in Nam and he verified. I took his word.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 11:48 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Miklos, also strobe lite, chicks like those at April 28, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
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Quality and soldiers rarely go together, regardless the gender.
Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2019 11:48 PM (RU4sa)
-Posted by: Miklos, also strobe lite, chicks like those at April 28, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
I remember spending damn-near Three-Hundred bucks to make a Ten Gallon "Hairy Buffalo".
I dug my Backyard, Party Chicks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:48 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2019 11:35 PM (TN7xY)
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She's infatuating. Got a stem degree too, I think.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 11:49 PM (xcd1u)
Dance hall girls were the evenin' treat
Empty cartridges and blood lined the gutters of the street
Men were shot down for the sake of fun
Or just to hear the noise of their forty-four guns
Posted by: Marshall Tucker at April 28, 2019 11:49 PM (xSo9G)
My grandmother (his mother): "I can't believe civilized people would do that."
Uncle: "I never said they were civilized."
Always helpful to remind your tour group, while passing up and down the stairwells in Versailles, that you may well be standing where the Duc d'Orleans relieved himself.
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2019 11:49 PM (8erNz)
A case of cheap beer, two cans of frozen concentrated pink lemonade and a gallon of vodka. Add a bag of ice and dip your cup in and voila!
We had a drink called "hop, skip, and go naked". It was three kinds of clear liquor, I think vodka, gin, and rum, and then some grenadine and orange juice.
By "we" I mean I was a fraternity boy. Well this one afternoon when we were supposed to be having a warm up on the porch before a sorority social our guy in charge of that thing decided that it needed to have grain alcohol added.
We were all passed out before the sorority girls got there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2019 11:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: SMH
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And you missed the era of conscripts.
Posted by: Marshall Tucker at April 28, 2019 11:50 PM (xSo9G)
...I'd guess. Let's not Go There. I see you Morons working before the wheels even spin-up.
Posted by: Slapweasel,
I was present, as I vaguely recall, and excaped (sic) with neither scar nor specific memory.
See, dere are weys
Posted by: Miklos, in remarkably good shape, considering at April 28, 2019 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
umm, jack larson, who played jimmy olsen on the 50's superman tv show?... you don't want to know...
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 28, 2019 11:51 PM (Pg+x7)
lol I recall it as "Omnia Gallia eat divisa..."
the main thing I remember is the song we used to sing in Latin. that just proves that turning anything into a jingle helps with memorization!
"Gaudiamus igitur
Euvenes dum sumus..."
that one?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 28, 2019 11:51 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 28, 2019 11:51 PM (ebZss)
I never swallowed any of it. I just kept scrolling.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 28, 2019 11:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2019 11:35 PM (TN7xY)
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She's infatuating. Got a stem degree too, I think.
I hope she's got someone looking the other way up the track, as a general rule you don't park youself on a shiny rail.
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2019 11:52 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:53 PM (Ckg4U)
By "we" I mean I was a fraternity boy. Well this one afternoon when we were supposed to be having a warm up on the porch before a sorority social our guy in charge of that thing decided that it needed to have grain alcohol added.
We were all passed out before the sorority girls got there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2019 11:49 PM (fuK7c)
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I was a frat boy too, Sig Chi. One learned pretty quickly that when the hunch punch came out, avoid it if you wanted to be active later.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2019 11:53 PM (UUvL0)
Euvenes dum sumus..."
that one?
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Drinking song most famous from Heidelberg University.
Posted by: Miklos,non molesta senectutam at April 28, 2019 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 28, 2019 11:55 PM (ebZss)
To have a standard American single-family house with a backyard, and a couple of family cars, would place you well, well into the upper classes in Europe.
Contrary to what you have been told, Europeans have much smaller dwellings and are much more dependent on public transit because that's all that they can afford - not because they have piously voluntarily rejected a suburban American lifestyle.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2019 11:55 PM (I2/tG)
Just to think. A little tweak, a patent, and you could have been the Jeff Bezos of Long Island Iced Tea.
Posted by: Miklos, the whole pitcher, barkeep! at April 28, 2019 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Dooley:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFwgzOxs0yM
Dooley, slipping up the holler', Dooley, trying to make a dollar, Dooley, give me a swaller, and I'll pay you back someday.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2019 11:57 PM (f1Vqw)
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Noooooooo!!! lol
I never paid much attention to it.
"We just want to be left alone." Sounded reasonable 40 years ago, so I accepted that.
"Bake the cake Motherfucker." Does not. Any sympathy or tolerance long ago vanished, at least in my mind. Maybe that's how things work throughout history, I dunno. Yeesh.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2019 11:57 PM (XUnia)
I hope she's got someone looking the other way up the track, as a general rule you don't park youself on a shiny rail.
Posted by: JEM at April 28, 2019 11:52 PM (8erNz)
There's an outtake at the end.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2019 11:58 PM (sdi6R)
They then look you dead in the eye and tell you, "I think I gotta Shit".
*ahhhh... the Good Ol' days.*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 28, 2019 11:59 PM (Ckg4U)
Eastern Europe ascendent.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2019 11:59 PM (xcd1u)
zonk
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 28, 2019 11:59 PM (fuK7c)
That's getting a little too close to home. En so?
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2019 12:00 AM (7ZQe3)
If Trump/Sessions/etc knew, and Strzok/Page/etc did not, that could be quite a setup.
Some of the texts from them indicate a f*ckton of hubris
Posted by: barbarausa
I don't think they knew what Adm. Rogers told Trump on Nov 17, 2016, which is why Strzok and Page were trying to sneak a spy into the White House after the inauguration to collect intelligence.
They knew Adm. Rogers had tipped Trump to SOMETHING nefarious going on, but not in depth.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2019 12:00 AM (smc0A)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 12:01 AM (ebZss)
Posted by: Ugly Southern Sorority Girl Miklosa at April 29, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Saw a hipster female in Portland with "amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant" tattooed in succession on her arm.
As tattoos go, not bad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2019 12:03 AM (I2/tG)
If you can't vote while drunk, is it really a free country?
Posted by: Poland and Czech had MPs from their respective Beer Parties at April 29, 2019 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
(Arguably, it's an act of war by The Vatican against American sovereignty.)
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2019 12:06 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2019 12:06 AM (aA3+G)
As tattoos go, not bad.
Posted by: The ARC o
Look for a cute one with "baszom, basz, bazsik, baszunk, basztak, basznak"
And send me her number.
Posted by: Miklos, conjugating at April 29, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
If you can't vote while drunk, is it really a free country?"
-Posted by: Poland and Czech had MPs from their respective Beer Parties at April 29, 2019 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Were the United States as cognizant of Recent History as are the Eastern Europeans? ...I'd agree.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Secret Square at April 29, 2019 12:08 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 12:08 AM (ebZss)
If so, then keeping Sessions there could have been pretty useful for playing out rope
Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2019 12:08 AM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMH at April 29, 2019 12:10 AM (RU4sa)
"Bake the cake Motherfucker." Does not. Any sympathy or tolerance
long ago vanished, at least in my mind. Maybe that's how things work
throughout history, I dunno. Yeesh.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2019 11:57 PM
These days, if I'm going to suffer a homosexual, xe better be bloody well entertaining me...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 12:11 AM (CLcKT)
If you can't vote while drunk, is it really a free country?"
-Posted by: Poland and Czech had MPs from their respective Beer Parties at April 29, 2019 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Were the United States as cognizant of Recent History as are the Eastern Europeans? ...I'd agree.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)
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#420
Heh.
Posted by: SMH at April 29, 2019 12:11 AM (RU4sa)
(per imdb) jack larson didn't seem to suffer from homophobia. that jimmy olsen role seemed to type cast him, so he turned to writing plays and libretto's (e.g. with virgil thompson) and lived for decades with director james bridges (paper chase and china syndrome) in a frank lloyd wright house.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 29, 2019 12:11 AM (Pg+x7)
Watching MSNBC's 2016 election coverage on YouTube to lift my spirits. Early in the evening and Hillary has a 97% chance of winning. Chilling. A cocky Ana Marie Cox is telling Lawrence O'Donnell, who is nearly pissing himself with excitement at the impending Hillary victory, that even though we're going to win tonight, we have a lot of work to do and a lot of rooting out of social evils because Trump actually got this far. You could see her salivating for a command of one of the camps.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I do that periodically. Other fun youtubes are the ones of people in the Ny and DC Trump hotels on election night. Then after you watch them all cheering and happy you can go to youtubes of the democrats at the Javits Center. They're all crying. Here's a good one, it has sad piano music playing to the tears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWzBg475Q8
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2019 12:12 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 29, 2019 12:12 AM (c1nDO)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 12:13 AM (ebZss)
The problem started with the 19th Amendment, giving women the right to opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Miklos, disgraced political anthropologist at April 29, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Fire the committee members, give them severance, give staff their jobs.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 12:15 AM (xcd1u)
Posted by: SMH
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And you missed the era of conscripts.
Posted by: Marshall Tucker at April 28, 2019 11:50 PM (xSo9G)
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Yes, we did miss that -- fun -- era.
And boy did we gloat.
Until the 'Stan.
Iraq.
So, so many others.
Now I'm almost regret not being born sooner.
Posted by: SMH at April 29, 2019 12:15 AM (RU4sa)
I'd read that your work, planning and overall pleasant demeanor made for a successful Moron Meet-Up!
...but I never had a doubt.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:16 AM (Ckg4U)
Apparently on the theory that jello is not a beverage, so was allowed.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2019 12:17 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2019 12:12 AM (+lVUW)
Hadn't seen that one before.Very uplifting. I don't get it, it was Hillary Clinton that lost, how could anyone actually like her, she's pure evil.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2019 12:17 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: barbarausa
Yep.
JackStraw staunchly maintains that Rosenstein is a good guy, and this latest thought on Sessions makes me think both he and Rosie were running a very long game for Trump.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2019 12:18 AM (smc0A)
It means Nadless looked into Barr's eyes, and saw something.....horrible.
Posted by: Miklos, now that Marvel needs a new plot line and origin story at April 29, 2019 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 29, 2019 12:18 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 29, 2019 12:19 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Huma at April 29, 2019 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
-Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2019 12:17 AM (Rz2Nc)
She's Concentrated Evil and should be handled carefully. It should be disposed-of in the Proper Receptacle.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
On Oct. 25, he scored in the top 1 percent of 43,900 candidates who took the FDNY written exam, and then on Jan. 1 passed the Candidate Physical Ability Test, the Post reported.
But on Feb. 1, he learned his age disqualified him. Under FDNY rules, a military service veteran would have had to have been no older than 35 as of April 5, 2017, to qualify. As of that date, Donovan was 35 years, six months and 25 days old, which meant the city rejected him, according to the Post.
***
In its reporting, the Post said individuals have been hired when they were past the age of eligibility if they had been ruled victims of discrimination."
Posted by: SMH at April 29, 2019 12:20 AM (RU4sa)
Fire the committee members, give them severance, give staff their jobs.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 12:15 AM (xcd1u)
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They don't get to hide behind staffers and feed them questions. Grow a pair Jerry, and while you're at it, show us this evidence you have that indicts Trump that Mewler missed for almost 2 years, you phat phuch.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 29, 2019 12:21 AM (UUvL0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
The Pit under The Blob at Chernobyl would seem appropriate, yes?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2019 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
-Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2019 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
Yes. May it rest with the Three-Eyed fishes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Kindltot
I can partially and conditionally verify that.
Lehrer's freshman roommate and long time friend was one of my professors. I remember something along those lines. Except that (later) Prof. Edmonson claimed he came up with it while on Navy duty in WWII, based on college hijinx.
Posted by: Miklos, moderately mediocre Mayanist at April 29, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2019 12:26 AM (W7IZQ)
& having ruined everybody's night, i am outta here.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 29, 2019 12:26 AM (Pg+x7)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2019 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
there might be a use for Yucca Mountain after all -- That is after certain seals, spells and cantrips be inscribed in strategic places to keep it from . . . leaking.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2019 12:26 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:28 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2019 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
Yes. May it rest with the Three-Eyed fishes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Riffing on my own thought, here.
My suggestion is Divinely Inspired. It has a perfect symmetry which I didn't fully realize when I posted it.
Think of it this way.
She would be well and truly joined forever with the efforts of her Uranium One deal, in a way that no Hollywood writer would've ever imagined.
I hereby release one of the Horde Authors to employ the above as a Plot Device.
Just sign me over THE suitably dedicated First Copy of the First Edition, is all I ask.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2019 12:28 AM (QzJWU)
https://twitter.com/CIimateBarbie/status/
1122594259553533953
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2019 12:28 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:29 AM (Ckg4U)
I don't get it, it was Hillary Clinton that lost, how could anyone actually like her, she's pure evil.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
They didn't necessarily like her. She was just the leader of the anti-deplorables.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 12:30 AM (aKsyK)
https://twitter.com/ErinOTooleMP/status/
1122669455882870785
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2019 12:31 AM (Dh1wo)
all -- That is after certain seals, spells and cantrips be inscribed in
strategic places to keep it from . . . leaking.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2019 12:26 AM
Best to seal it up in stainless steel torpedo and drop it in the Challenger Deep where it will bury itself in a hundred yards of muck...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 12:31 AM (CLcKT)
-Not a bad idea.
-Not a bad deal.
...though it would take someone with much more talent than I possess to formulate the desired result.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)
But on Feb. 1, he learned his age disqualified him. Under FDNY rules, a military service veteran would have had to have been no older than 35 as of April 5, 2017, to qualify. As of that date, Donovan was 35 years, six months and 25 days old, which meant the city rejected him, according to the Post.
***
In its reporting, the Post said individuals have been hired when they were past the age of eligibility if they had been ruled victims of discrimination."
Posted by: SMH at A
you would like to have him given a waiver, however, would be better if fdny followed their rules.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 12:32 AM (MTjB1)
Well that big ol' epic Game of Thrones battle with the army of the dead
had to have been the most stupidly coordinated battle in the history of
fiction and non-fiction.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 28, 2019 10:28 PM (1hM5m)
Yeah, pretty stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2019 12:32 AM (ufFY8)
"For Her to be released, all the W keys stolen by the Clintonites must be recovered, and Sid the Blumenthal has all but one..."
Posted by: Miklos, page turning at April 29, 2019 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2019 12:31 AM (CLcKT)
Nope.
"Pacific Rim" wasn't just a "movie". It was a WARNING!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2019 12:32 AM (QzJWU)
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 12:30 AM (aKsyK)
This is true. She was the "Elite"-Chosen representative against "Evil Republicans".
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:33 AM (Ckg4U)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWzBg475Q8
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2019 12:12 AM (+lVUW)
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My GOD, that's an official ABC video offered without irony.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 12:34 AM (13CQC)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 12:32 AM (MTjB1)
Rules are for breaking, Prole.
-"The Elites"
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:35 AM (Ckg4U)
I have been a victim of discrimination. Based on sex type stuff.
*proffers inscriptions in high school yearbook as dispositive proof*
Posted by: Miklos, if I can find it at April 29, 2019 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ron n. at April 29, 2019 12:35 AM (XkVhH)
-Posted by: Miklos, page turning at April 29, 2019 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Congratulations. You've just made a Nicholas Cage movie. Please contact the nearest Non-Practicing Jew for your pittance.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Social media influencer at April 29, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2019 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Ha! I just watched Road House for the first time so I get this joke! :: :-D
(I recognized that thing and clapped and clapped!)
Posted by: Gem at April 29, 2019 12:37 AM (XoAz8)
-Posted by: Social media influencer at April 29, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Had I perused the Daily Kos, I would have known better.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 29, 2019 12:39 AM (c1nDO)
I DO love this country in all it's aspects. Always have and always will.
If you will, it is my "hill to die on".
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2019 12:40 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: ron n. at April 29, 2019 12:40 AM (XkVhH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:41 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: irongrampa
Same to you , Sir.
Posted by: Miklos, bucked up at April 29, 2019 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:42 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 12:30 AM (aKsyK)
This is true. She was the "Elite"-Chosen representative against "Evil Republicans".
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk
She was going to be the first woman president! It would have been hysterical, oops, I mean historical!
Honestly, I think some of those chicks were happy with her. And by "chicks" I'm also including the "males" in that youtube. They have teh sadz. sniff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2019 12:43 AM (+lVUW)
These people are NOT well, they are not rational, their expectations of government in general are completely unreasonable. This is not natural, they have been innoculated against facts, logic, and reason. It is criminal what is happening in this nation, what is being done to people. Yes, they are victims, but I will not hesitate to put one right through the running lights if they fuck with me, and I've little doubt that's coming. I didn't say I liked it.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 12:43 AM (XUnia)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 12:44 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Slapweasel
They should put that stuff in the kids' food, through the School Lunch Program.
Posted by: Miklos, organic and free range at April 29, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Trump won South Carolina by 14 points.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2019 12:46 AM (I2/tG)
Honestly, I think some of those chicks were happy with her. And by "chicks" I'm also including the "males" in that youtube. They have teh sadz. sniff."
-Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2019 12:43 AM (+lVUW)
*HAH!*
Those poor, poor estrogen-riddled Soy-Americans.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:46 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Miklos, organic and free range at April 29, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
I'll not go that far, but give me a minute.
...okay. Just let Trump announce it in Prime Time.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 28, 2019 11:36 PM (2DOZq)
Me, too. Chris Evans makes me sick. And Mark whathisface... He's sucked in every movie I've seen him in. He lucked into Avengers somehow.
Posted by: Gem at April 29, 2019 12:51 AM (XoAz8)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 12:51 AM (XUnia)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 12:52 AM (rJJWe)
Video by Black Pigeon Speaks.
Run Time: 9:03
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=Bbzj2r8wn1w&t=0s
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 12:53 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Common Tater
In fairness, she was worn out from throwing lamps and empty booze bottles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2019 12:56 AM (+lVUW)
Mrs. Clinton was never a genuine politician, seems to me. One big pile of scripted bullshit her whole "career". Consequently she was incapable of going out there, and thanking her supporters. And let's face it, only True Believers are going to line up for something like that, for the most part.
In fact this should be prima facie evidence to her loyal
supporters she is not qualified for any public office. They were being used, and when they were no longer useful, well, fuck them.
Maybe some of those tears at the Javits Center were recognition of that fact. Let's hope so.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 12:56 AM (XUnia)
I sure that she was in no condition to be put before the cameras.
Drunken, screaming rages are like that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2019 12:58 AM (I2/tG)
"All you stupid f**ks! Why ain't I in the White House? It's because all you are useless!!!!"
And then she is body tackled and carted off to the black Mystery Machine van.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:01 AM (rJJWe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 01:02 AM (miE9U)
Truthfully, that one girl who opens the ABC video breaks my heart a little -- she reminds me of a lefty relative of mine. I want to hug her and make sure she's okay. I want to ask her what Trump has done to her to show her that she doesn't need to be afraid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 01:04 AM (13CQC)
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I don't believe that she was drunk, and I'm sure she was "dissatisfied". Even if she was drunk, however, or regardless, at some point in time she made a cogent and lucid decision to start drinking to excess, and said "fuck those people, I'm not going out there."
It is interesting there are NO accounts, written or otherwise, of the timeline at the Clinton HQ from about 7PM EST say, till the next day. It must be glorious! SOMEBODY has audio, or video.
Maybe the Russians! !!! I'd pay money to find out. Even a transcription. It is curiously absent. FOIA anyone? "I gots to know".
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 01:05 AM (XUnia)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at A
you must be new here. nice to have you here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 01:06 AM (MTjB1)
Yep - Hillary was certainly screaming, and blaming everyone else in the room for her loss.
Because that's what Hillary does.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2019 01:06 AM (I2/tG)
-Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:01 AM (rJJWe)
Those dudes were popular among the wiccans, LARPers and sexually abused teenagers.
Side Note: Is "amongst" not a word? I've been using it, but it seems to be Lexi-Non-Grata with Search Engines and Current Dictionaries.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 01:08 AM (Ckg4U)
And you are right, like the missing Khalid tape, there has to be a record of Hillary that night. But until it is safe to do so, it will probably remain locked up more secure than Al Capone's safe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:08 AM (rJJWe)
Probably half the people weeping in the video were doing so because they figured that they were sure to get a job in the Hillary Administration, and that great dream had just gone away.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2019 01:09 AM (I2/tG)
So I tend to ignore red underlines if I am exercising my vocabulary whilst writing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:12 AM (rJJWe)
When Podesta went out I was afraid they were going to try and litigate. I inferred from the whole thing there was enormous pressure on the networks not to make the call, in order presumably for the democrats to "deliver the vote".
The NSA probably has all the phone calls. I bet THOSE are fun to listen to.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 01:12 AM (XUnia)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 01:13 AM (MTjB1)
Maybe the last non booze sodden synapse in her cranium realized if she had waddled out there, she would have gone into a full screaming rage of vented spleen.
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I firmly believe she was in a smeared, sweaty, mussed-up, wild-eyed, clothes-ripped, sore-throated state from going on a frenzied physical attack on everyone in her path. She required extensive repairs before she was fit to be seen in public.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 01:14 AM (13CQC)
Other than being gifted a safe senate seat, every other political thing she's touched has been a laughable disaster.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 29, 2019 01:14 AM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:15 AM (rJJWe)
Truthfully, that one girl who opens the ABC video breaks my heart a little -- she reminds me of a lefty relative of mine. I want to hug her and make sure she's okay. I want to ask her what Trump has done to her to show her that she doesn't need to be afraid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
They need to be treated like the hysterical passenger in Airplane!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 01:15 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 29, 2019 01:15 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 01:15 AM (f8dwL)
-Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:12 AM (rJJWe)
Thank You. I trust you more than I trust them!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 01:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:17 AM (rJJWe)
"Maybe the last non booze sodden synapse in her cranium realized if she had waddled out there, she would have
... become the ubiquitous meme that "Hitler Finds Out ..." now is.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 29, 2019 01:18 AM (FlRtG)
-Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 01:15 AM (f8dwL)
Yes. Talking on the phone right now. I'll try to address your post A.S.A.P.!
-Thanks!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)
you must be new here. nice to have you here.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Now now. Christianity isn't all Arks and Sodoms and fairy tales for which people should be locked up. It's also lost lambs and prodigal sons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 01:18 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Miklos, just went out for a drive at April 29, 2019 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Part I Betrayal by Bill
Part II Betrayal by the DNC
Part III Betrayal by the Deplorables.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:20 AM (rJJWe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2019 01:22 AM (rJJWe)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 29, 2019 01:25 AM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Miklos, this is a good game at April 29, 2019 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2019 01:25 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Miklos, using "termagant" for the first time in Century XXI at April 29, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 01:30 AM (8TU7E)
I doubt Hillary was blotto on election night, she would have still been expecting to win right up to at least midnight or so.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster
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I agree. I don't think she was blotto, but I bet she was mad as hell she kept away from the bottle for nothing. I also think she was a hoarse, raggedy mess from whatever tantrum she threw, unfit to be seen or heard. She gave a good job of that concession speech the next morning, but she looked like she'd been iced, spackled, sedated, starched, and catheterized.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 01:33 AM (13CQC)
Maybe Hillary was not blotto on election night, but I don't think she could get the rage under control, they could not let the country see how close they came to electing this batshit crazy woman to the highest office in the land.
Thanks, Slap, no biggie, but I do think of you a lot, especially when I start to wallow in self-pity, you are my hero, the only prayers I ask for are to become a better person.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 01:33 AM (f8dwL)
My impression is there is better data on that, at least to insiders, long before it's called or announced on the networks. I don't have any actual knowledge on that. They knew by 9 pm eastern it was a blowout I betcha.
Whenever the Clinton HQ went to radio silence at the Javits center .. all the staffers, everybody went AWOL. Remember that? Whatever time that was for sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 01:33 AM (XUnia)
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink4208.html
-Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 01:30 AM (8TU7E)
No
...just No"
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 01:34 AM (Ckg4U)
That somehow sounds familiar, and I haven't ever been married, much less divorced.
Posted by: Miklos, on the Bright Side of Life at April 29, 2019 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, tryina help out here at April 29, 2019 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at April 29, 2019 01:41 AM (67XdO)
Be thankful you weren't one of the people who had to deal with Hillary on Election Eve 2016...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 01:42 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve
There are apparently no survivors from the next day...
Posted by: Miklos, future historian at April 29, 2019 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 01:46 AM (8TU7E)
Did the people he would be overseeing know, when he was appointed, that the Trump admin now knew who was spying, thanks to Rogers?
If Trump/Sessions/etc knew, and Strzok/Page/etc did not, that could be quite a setup.
Some of the texts from them indicate a f*ckton of hubris
Posted by: barbarausa
They had to assume Rogers told all.
Posted by: Jean at April 29, 2019 01:49 AM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 29, 2019 01:25 AM (dYe5S)
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they had better data than the MFM, who were busy pushing the narrative.
the witch started drinking *real* early, then threw a shoe and was likely sedated for her own protection, as well as that of those around her.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 01:49 AM (8TU7E)
You think she still thought she was gonna win even till midnite?
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Supposedly she took a nap that night, slept through the steady loss, woke up in hell.
Denial and disbelief that the votes could not be produced or procured probably strung the moment out a while.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 01:50 AM (13CQC)
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hairy%20buffalo
Posted by: redc1c4
red-are you an editor or, ah, contributor to the Urban Dictionary?
Posted by: Miklos, non-judgemental as all hell at April 29, 2019 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
BUICKS!!!! MOOK SAID WE HAD A BUDGET FOR BUICKS!!!!
Posted by: *hic* at April 29, 2019 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
likely sedated for her own protection
Posted by: redc1c4
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She absolutely looked post-sedation when she gave her concession speech. She must have had a cocktail of stimulants, depressants, muscle relaxers, spine fortifiers, drops to keep her eyelids up, chews to maintain her saliva, and pads in her underwear.
But hell, you're a nurse, you could probably lay it all out better than I can.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 01:54 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Jean
Your assumptions do not apply to us!!!
*smirks, twitches, giggles*
Posted by: Sztrok of GENIUS at April 29, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 01:54 AM (13CQC)
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them's fighting words at my house...
although i was giving medical suggestions to my dad's nurse at the hospital today.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 29, 2019 01:55 AM (8TU7E)
Old vays is best vays. Nein?
Posted by: Dr. Theodor Morell at April 29, 2019 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Denial and disbelief that the votes could not be produced or procured probably strung the moment out a while.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 01:50 AM (13CQC)
It would have been wild to be a fly on the wall for that episode.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2019 02:02 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 02:04 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 29, 2019 02:07 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 02:07 AM (8TU7E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2019 02:02 AM (9Om/r)
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as long as you didn't get swatted in the process.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 02:09 AM (8TU7E)
might even be like that sex cult that's in the NXVIM or whatever: you have to turn over blackmail fodder in order to get in to begin with...
and Shrillery herself brands you.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 02:11 AM (8TU7E)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 02:14 AM (8TU7E)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 02:18 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 02:20 AM (f8dwL)
although i was giving medical suggestions to my dad's nurse at the hospital today.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech
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I hear they like that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 02:23 AM (13CQC)
Do you think that they may have had to put her in restraints?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 02:04 AM (f8dwL)
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I bet her arms were pinned.
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546 Prolly had to dart her. It was the humane thing to do.
Posted by: Burger Chef
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Hehehehar-har! But seriously, I bet that's what happened! Hypodermic Needle guy loaded something up and jabbed her hip.
I hope I live long enough to hear the candid confessions of those who were there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 02:27 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 02:27 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 02:23 AM (13CQC)
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well, all i did was point out that, *if* she gave him an anti-emetic with, or prior to, giving him a dose of morphine, he was a lot less likely get nauseous and vomit, which would mean that she wouldn't have to clean up him and bed.
it's all in how you phrase the "suggestion"
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 02:28 AM (8TU7E)
it's all in how you phrase the "suggestion"
Posted by: redc1c4
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I'm sure you were as smooth as silk
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 02:29 AM (13CQC)
he then told him that he'd put him on a second heart medication, because he wasn't happy with the way certain things were w*rking, heart-wise.
being a shit, i innocently asked him, "what cardiac meds is he on? cuing him in that at least i spoke the lingo.
he rattled them off, still in semi-patient lingo, so i turned to herself and said "well, Madame Pharmacist, is that clinically appropriate?
she just smiled and said "yes", at which point it time the three of us had a nice little discussion about my dad, healthcare in general, and the VA in particular, since i was wearing my shirt that labels them as "giving America's veterans a second chance to die for their country."
a great time was had by all.. really.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 02:35 AM (8TU7E)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 02:35 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 02:29 AM (13CQC)
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i will have you know that i retain a nearly complete life time supply of diplomacy and tact that i have saved for special occasions.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 02:36 AM (8TU7E)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2019 02:41 AM (13CQC)
Thank you for your gracious thoughts. I am certainly not a "hero".
I wish you a Good Night, Debbie Doberman Schultz.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 03:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 29, 2019 03:12 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 03:50 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2019 03:52 AM (qxAnn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 03:55 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 03:58 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 04:01 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 04:03 AM (efxf0)
I foresee withdrawal headaches in my future :/
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 04:03 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 04:04 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 04:06 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 04:10 AM (f8dwL)
>>>572 It is what it is
And it is difficult, yes. I do know.
Mom is mostly cheerful. Lately tho, she has been having some very belligerent days. And it worries me that she hasn't shown much interest in being outside in her flower garden. Hopefully as the weather improves that will change, but I'm thinking that this apathy is the new normal.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 04:15 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 04:22 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 04:23 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 04:25 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: Skip
I do that! Makes me feel like the I'm the mean mom, sometimes, tho.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 04:26 AM (9I0AZ)
Starting earlier today.
Hopefully the little bit of coffee will he enough. Leaving my thermos/mug at home.
Debby, if you ever want to vent, Slapweasel has my email.
Try to have a good day, all
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 04:32 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 04:32 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2019 04:34 AM (9I0AZ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2019 04:35 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2019 04:55 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 04:57 AM (BbGew)
https://tinyurl.com/yyqd35bm
You might want to get use to late, and early snow storms.
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 05:02 AM (BbGew)
https://tinyurl.com/y3qsdbo8
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 05:08 AM (BbGew)
It's Monday, try and make the best of it
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 05:09 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity
"Now I'm Really Out Burger"
Nah. Not even in California.
Posted by: Miklos, rebranding at April 29, 2019 05:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2019 05:44 AM (qxAnn)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2019 06:07 AM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2019 06:08 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 29, 2019 06:09 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
?? What happened?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2019 06:11 AM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2019 06:26 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
?? What happened?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2019 06:11 AM (Vgz5H)
Ollie and LaPierre been fighting Ollie left or something
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 06:33 AM (htgmn)
Progressives know the numbers but never the value of anything. Where is the accounting for piling in the and driving down the Peaches to buy the LP? And the light and cooling on the store itself? And where is the cost of freedom calculated into this? That hour of time spent to travel is now zero in the digital age. I can start listening to the music almost immediately while using the time for productivity, or pleasure, or to do nothing!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:38 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Is a puzzlement.
Or conundrum.
Posted by: Miklos, taking theroad less traveled, only to be arrested for trespassing at April 29, 2019 06:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lizabth
Let's wait until he first locks up all of the Muslims.
Now THAT's entertainment
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 06:39 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:41 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: lizabth
And they laugh at McCarthy with the "communist under your bed" crud
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:43 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:44 AM (RFh5Y)
Good
Morning Morons. You cannot yell "Fire" in an occupied theater
Ah, contrair, SCOTUS ruled long ago you can yell fire in a crowed theater. But keep in mind you can be held accountable after the fact if anyone is injured due to your call.
Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2019 06:49 AM (mpXpK)
He fundamentally has faith in Scientism, Atheism, and Secularism.
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:38 AM (RFh5Y)
Interesting that these beliefs often cause people to stop believing in the Free Market. Christ offers (ALL) people a choice, a FREE choice NEVER before offered by a religion. The Free Market of Ideas (Free Speech) is exactly opposite of Scientism, Atheism, and Secularism, as it ask QUESTIONS that are not allowed.
I can question my faith or question others and still remain in church. Try that with the church of Progressivism.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:43 AM (RFh5Y)
I read that as pro wanker
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Vic
What about MAGA hat wearing Nigerians tying a string noose around your neck?
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:54 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)
In whiteface??
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:55 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 06:53 AM (8ikIW)
In whiteface??
Posted by: rhennigantx
With a bottle of bleach.
It's the game of Clue for the 21st Century
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 06:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:55 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 06:58 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 07:00 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 07:01 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 06:55 AM (8ikIW)
Is there a motive card in this Clue? If so, it would be PDT Made Me Do It.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 07:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 29, 2019 07:03 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2019 07:03 AM (vq6Gm)
Posted by: lizabth
No thunder yet, just the rain. Lotsa rain, with even lotsa more, an inch and a half, tomorrow.
I'll need a baler behind my mower.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 07:04 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 29, 2019 07:04 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2019 07:04 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 07:06 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 07:08 AM (RFh5Y)
Tim Wise doesn't realize he's demanding that everyone else accept HIS religion.
When someone thinks the are superior to you, but they are not. They would become a tyrant if in power. Epictetus
Or something along those lines, I have not memorized the exact quote ...yet. Just started getting into the Stoics after reading "A man in full". Da yutz of today need to study them bigley.
Posted by: Paladin at April 29, 2019 07:08 AM (KZ1V4)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 07:09 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2019 07:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: lizabth
That rain/snow we got on Saturday really made the lawn pop. Due to a foot problem. I can't do the mowing so much anymore. I had wanted to get a rider, but my wife says "no, I love to do it and want the exercise"
We'll see after this first mow
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 07:10 AM (8ikIW)
Well, Mr. Wise, all officially atheist societies have been complete failures.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2019 07:04 AM (X3lUd)
I asked this the other day. What are we going to have when we give up Western Liberal Enlightenment? It appears the choices are Theocratic Aristocracy or a Militarized or Nationalistic Socialism.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Zod at April 29, 2019 07:12 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 07:12 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2019 07:12 AM (X3lUd)
Strictly speaking, there have been a very scant few of these.
Posted by: Zod at April 29, 2019 07:13 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: lizabth
No thunder yet, just the rain. Lotsa rain, with even lotsa more, an inch and a half, tomorrow.
I'll need a baler behind my mower.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 07:04 AM (8ikIW)
Yep, the classic steady, soaking rain here in the city. I wouldn't even mind if it were 10-15 degrees warmer.
Posted by: Gem at April 29, 2019 07:13 AM (XoAz8)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 07:14 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: lizabth at April 29, 2019 07:15 AM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Gem
I'm hoping this will take care of the last of the road salt and schmutz from the winter.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 07:15 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Three generations of imbecile judges are enough.
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing Holmes at April 29, 2019 07:15 AM (QzkSJ)
BBL
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2019 07:16 AM (8ikIW)
After 4 rounds, I finally got the back acreage mowed so it's neat looking. The weather was so wet in the fall and winter it became overgrown.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2019 07:19 AM (X3lUd)
The greatest thing is NO ONE is looking to her to ride to their rescue in 2020.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 07:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 07:19 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing Holmes at April 29, 2019 07:15 AM (QzkSJ)
I think it is more of the wanting and thinking that they can make things better.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 07:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 29, 2019 07:21 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2019 07:22 AM (mpXpK)
The greatest thing is NO ONE is looking to her to ride to their rescue in 2020.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 07:19 AM (oVJmc)
that video is just weird. The Clintons trying to be funny. ha!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2019 07:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ken at April 29, 2019 09:29 AM (J0+px)
Posted by: ron n. at April 29, 2019 01:37 PM (XkVhH)
Isn't the US example worse?
Isn't the US even more ridiculous than the UK?
You Americans like to sneer at Europeans but often the situation is much more egregious in your polity than ours.
Posted by: Pieter at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (1NxiP)
______
How many "trans-women" are just guys trying to take advantage of a fad to get girls to undress and play with their totally female penises? When dealing with that age group I find that this approach rarely fails to show the real motives.
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