Media Pushes a New Anti-Trump Story, And It's...<br>Rolls d1<br>...Another #FakeNews Lie

Media Pushes a New Anti-Trump Story, And It's...
Rolls d1
...Another #FakeNews Lie

See, a d1 only gives you one result. So everything they report is a lie.

Statistics and D&D humor and right-wingery. This place has it all.

But on to the story: The media pushed the lie that Trump's State Department was objecting to a UN resolution pushed by the EU because Trump loves rape committed during wartime.

The claim was made that this resolution was anti-warcrime rape, and therefore, Trump must be pro-warcrime rape.

Another lie. It's all they do. Lie, lie, lie.

And then whine that you're "putting their lives in danger" when you call remorseless liars remorseless liars.

The headlines were dismal. "US threatens to veto UN resolution on rape as weapon of war," The Guardian blared. The BBC was more subtle but equally condemnatory: "United States Dilutes UN Rape-in-War Resolution."
The Washington Post, meanwhile, made sure to get the "T"-word in its headline: "The UN Wanted to End Sexual Violence in War. Then the Trump Administration Had Objections." Social media outrage radiated as users shared these stories.
To readers so inclined, the story was one more reminder of the Trump administration's bottomless perfidy: Of course it would object to ending sexual violence in armed conflict! Of course President Trump would try to "dilute" protections for women raped in war!

Here's the real reason the resolution was objected to: It called for "comprehensive health services, including sexual and reproductive health."

That's right, the European countries were trying to smuggle a worldwide UN declaration on the right to abortion in via a resolution supposedly aimed at reducing wartime rape.

...
The European Union countries consistently push "the same agenda on everyone else," this diplomat said, namely contraception, abortion and comprehensive sexual education.
Resolutions at the Security Council gain the force of law. Thus, permitting the Germans to pass their original resolution at the council would have codified into international law opinions about abortion, gender and sexuality that run contrary to the sense of right and wrong shared by people across Africa, Asia and Latin America. Not to mention many Americans.

So you know what happened?

After Trump's State Department objected to that particular pro-abortion language, the Germans dropped it from the resolution and then it... passed.

I bet the Washington Post then ran a story with the headline, Trump spearheads UN resolution against rape, right?

Which in fact he did do: Because Russia and China were threatening to veto this resolution, due to this language.

With the language removed, they merely abstained, and permitted the resolution to pass.

You'd think that if the Washington Post really gave a shit about rape they might pretend to care that this resolution did in fact pass.

But instead of reporting the facts, the Washington Post again lied to its readers for propaganda and Rage-Farming the rubes who still believe it's in the news business.

It's gotten to the point that, when I come across a WaPo or NYT story, I can't say to myself, "Well, that's roughly what happened, because WaPo or NYT (or any number of outlets) say so." Rather, my immediate instinct is: "What ideological bullshit are they trying to pull on me?"
— Sohrab Ahmari (@SohrabAhmari) April 25, 2019

This is an outrageous slander. https://t.co/Wyqwo0rMvS
— Sohrab Ahmari (@SohrabAhmari) April 25, 2019

I'm not on Twitter anymore, but I bet you that when the left started this social media outrage stampede, most of the usual NeverTrump suspects merrily retweeted along with their very good friends on the left.

There are two kinds of people in America: those who still believe what their college-indoctrinated, urban-culture Overclass tells them to believe, and who wish to join that class and cultivate its approval, and conservatives.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:06 PM

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1 A d1 is just a marble, right?

Posted by: George W at April 25, 2019 05:08 PM (eAZVt)

2 Doesn't the WaPo sell for, like a buck fifty?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 05:08 PM (xptlg)

3 So is a 1d like a sphere?

Posted by: fb at April 25, 2019 05:08 PM (JVEmw)

4 I like rape.
Trump

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 05:08 PM (AjVAj)

5 1 A d1 is just a marble, right?
Posted by: George W at April 25, 2019 05:0
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True. And a d3 is like a football, but made with only three elongated panels.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 05:09 PM (xptlg)

6 They do make d3's. I own a couple.

A d2 is a coin.

A d1 is a baseball.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)

7 Nuke the UN.

Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 05:10 PM (eAZVt)

8 ace, we were busy arguing downstairs. A generational war, if you will.

But thanks for the nood.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (GBteo)

9 A d1 is a coin, you just divide the result by 2.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (IFKOp)

10 ISIS is less an enemy than these dishonest fucks. At least ISIS owns the fact that they want to destroy us. The MFM just does it slowly under the guise of "journalism". Lying fcks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (xR1UF)

11 I bet nobody ever wanted to grab Carolyn Maloney by ...anything.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (AjVAj)

12 a d1 is just a shooter marble with "LOLgetfucked" printed on it in a tasteful repeating pattern.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (Ct55T)

13 I quit Twitter too Ace. A fucking cesspool. I couldn't take it anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (dUJdY)

14 Poor Carolyn Maloney. Upset no one wants to grab her by the pussy. Sad!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (JcXHH)

15 My mistake, sorry. It was Newsweek what sold for only one dollar.

Carry on.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (xptlg)

16 The UN Wanted to End Sexual Violence in War

but of course. the UN does its raping as "peacekeepers".

Posted by: x at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (nFwvY)

17 Okay, can we start arguing about the post now?

Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (90T4r)

18 ace, we were busy arguing downstairs. A generational war, if you will.

But thanks for the nood.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM

See, all the young kids still living in the basement! Get off my lawn and my davenport on the veranda or lenai!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (xR1UF)

19 My default assumption is that the MSM is lying. The principal reason I doubt the Notre Dame fire was an accident is because the media says it' was an accident.

Yes, that's how cynical I am about the media.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (aCNZ6)

20 My comment at 4 to be used by the media as really from Trump in 3...2...1

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (AjVAj)

21 ssdd

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (AUFdM)

22 A Massachusetts state judge has been charged with enabling an illegal rapist/drug dealer evade ICE. Suspended without pay!

My heart feels like an alligator.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (6/uwW)

23 UN wants abortion included to cover their peace keeping forces who are fond of raping.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (yjFUx)

24
Outrageous slander is the Left's business.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 05:13 PM (M/o6U)

25 And the WaPo as a story today that Trump agreed to pay Little rocket man 2 million for Otto Warbers(sp) "medical" care.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2019 05:13 PM (O2RFr)

26 The UN is pretty meh on blue helmet child rape it seems.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2019 05:13 PM (5YE4e)

27 Leftist twitterverse now saying they know he's not pro-rape, sorta, but he's doing the same thing here as Russia and Red China (who they never complain about, especially the Chinks) so he's as bad as those dictatorships!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 05:13 PM (Dh1wo)

28 "Enemy of the People" isn't used often enough.

Our media is garbage people compiling garbage slanders. If everything melts down, some of us are going looking for those responsible, and that's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2019 05:13 PM (35Slc)

29 If the UN wants to protect women from rape in war why don't they just vote on eradicating all fuslim men where this is a problem.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 05:14 PM (1g7ch)

30 "Enemy of the People" isn't used often enough.

I prefer "hostis humani generis"--"enemy of mankind".

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2019 05:14 PM (AM1GF)

31 And the WaPo as a story today that Trump agreed to pay Little rocket man 2 million for Otto Warbers(sp) "medical" care.

So it's safe to assume that we didn't pay.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 05:14 PM (AUFdM)

32 16 The UN Wanted to End Sexual Violence in War

but of course. the UN does its raping as "peacekeepers".
Posted by: x at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (nFwvY)

you mean "piecekeepers"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:15 PM (Ct55T)

33 Get the US out of the UN and the UN outta the US!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 05:15 PM (Yzubb)

34 29 If the UN wants to protect women from rape in war why don't they just vote on eradicating all fuslim men where this is a problem.

Or there own "peace keepers."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2019 05:15 PM (O2RFr)

35 The UN Wanted to End Sexual Violence in War

Because a UN resolution will fix that.

Posted by: Brooks and Dunn at April 25, 2019 05:15 PM (Boy/L)

36 I've heard tell that there are things even worse than rape going on during wartime.

According to some articles I've been reading, apparently a lot of people are even getting killed during wartime scenarios.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 05:16 PM (l5Hsl)

37

btw, one of the best lines in Star Wars was when Kirk held a pow-wow with his top men and discussed going further in a dangerous mission.

One of them, maybe it was Scotty, said to his captain it was risky.

Kirk gestured agreement and said, "Gentlemen, RISK...........is our business."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 05:16 PM (M/o6U)

38 If everything melts down, some of us are going looking for those responsible, and that's all I have to say about that.
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2019 05:13 PM (35Slc)

Meh. Revenge is for pikers.

I'll be too busy firing up the colander shaped metal press in the backyard....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:16 PM (Ct55T)

39 Star Wars

Do you mean Star trek?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

40 You know that sponge in the fish tank that the fish poop eating bacteria grow on - it's called media.

Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (FhXTo)

41 They don't give a fuck about rape.

They don't give a fuck about incest.

They don't give a fuck about the severe mental and physical traumas that occur when abortions are committed.

They don't give a fuck how many women die when an abortion is committed.

They don't give a fuck about human beings, humanity, ethics, reason, morality or anything else remotely good or human.

All they care about is killing as many babies as possible in the shortest possible time, to feed their god Moloch.

They are satanic.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (Y3hKx)

42 It's all about the narrative, that is literally all they have left.

Face it, they have invested so much into orangemanbad they have nothing else left to try.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (JUOKG)

43 #metoo

Posted by: the horta at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (AUFdM)

44 I quit Twitter too Ace.

I never started Twitter in the first place. No regrets.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (pPNCa)

45 So where is wartime rape legal anyway? Meaningless tripe, just like the UN.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (5YE4e)

46

Do you mean Star trek?

What'd I say?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (M/o6U)

47 btw, one of the best lines in Star Wars was when Kirk...

star wars... STAR WARS.... HERETIC!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

48 Do you mean Star trek?

What'd I say?

Star wars

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2019 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

49 17 Okay, can we start arguing about the post now?
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (90T4r)

We have Tuesday for rape! Thursday is for pudding! And pay me my benefits!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 05:18 PM (RD7QR)

50 WHY YOU
NO CALL
JIM?

Posted by: the horta at April 25, 2019 05:18 PM (AUFdM)

51 When do the media start paying for what they're doing to us?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at April 25, 2019 05:18 PM (vcatx)

52 1 A d1 is just a marble, right?

a d1 is remarkably easy to make. you start with a magnetic monopole and stir in a bit of white hole.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 05:18 PM (sGtp+)

53 Early Off Topic.

Althouse is definitely off the Biden Bandwagon.

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2019/04/bidens-announcement-video-is-anchored.html?m=1

Posted by: rd at April 25, 2019 05:18 PM (EK+Pw)

54 Carolyn Maloney is a piece of shit

Posted by: William Devane at April 25, 2019 05:18 PM (NFEMn)

55 I still don't understand why completely equal to men in every way women need special protections.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 05:18 PM (AjVAj)

56 Kirk gestured agreement and said, "Gentlemen, RISK...........is our business."

*nods sagely*

Posted by: Rebecca De Mornay, c. 1983 at April 25, 2019 05:19 PM (sZRzw)

57
Star Whateverthefuck

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 05:19 PM (M/o6U)

58 A d1 is an infinetessimaly tiny point in space.

Which has no area, nor can it be bisected by a plane, and has no relation to pi, nor any other putative mathematical nonsense at all, so Zombie, please don't hurt my head again today with your Evil Maths!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 05:19 PM (Y3hKx)

59 but of course. the UN does its raping as "peacekeepers".
Posted by: x
.........

peacekeeping is just another word for gettin' some..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 25, 2019 05:19 PM (so+oy)

60 52 1 A d1 is just a marble, right?

a d1 is remarkably easy to make. you start with a magnetic monopole and stir in a bit of white hole.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 05:18 PM (sGtp+)

heheheh... you said "pole"....

hehehe.... and "hole"

heheheheh....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:19 PM (Ct55T)

61
Althouse is definitely off the Biden Bandwagon.

She'll still vote for him if he gets the nomination

Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2019 05:19 PM (O2RFr)

62 Thread comment trending:

Pinoy/Canuck war > Generation War > Star wars

Next up: The whole freakin' universe at war!

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (iQKgg)

63 35 The UN Wanted to End Sexual Violence in War

Because a UN resolution will fix that.
Posted by: Brooks and Dunn at April 25, 2019 05:15 PM (Boy/L)

Yeah, every rapey soldier is going to think twice now because of the UN.

Posted by: Said nobody ever at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (RD7QR)

64 If the UN wants to protect women from rape in war why don't they just vote on eradicating all fuslim men where this is a problem.

Not to mention protecting men against rape in war. That's been known to happen in MENA countries.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (pPNCa)

65 Hey,you know what might lead to more rape in war?Female combatants.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (AjVAj)

66 Ace: WaPo was "rage-farming the rubes" who still read and believe their tripe.

The tip jar is there and easy to use, morons.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (+fPHo)

67 Peacekeeping is piece keeping.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (5YE4e)

68 Everything I learned about war time rape came from watching Sophia Loren in Two Women.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (yjFUx)

69 but of course. the UN does its raping as "peacekeepers".
Posted by: x
.........

peacekeeping is just another word for gettin' some..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Keeping a piece for me. Keeping a piece for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (Yzubb)

70 Everything is now political.

Weather reports! Full of political BS.

Once upon a time people talked about the weather because it was a safe topic, or if so inclined sports was okay too.

Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (e9omi)

71 d4

Posted by: You Sank My Battle Ship! at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (sLicW)

72
Point is: The Enterprise was sent on a mission to explore.

The Left/Fake News is on a mission to deceive and misinform.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (M/o6U)

73 9 A d1 is a coin, you just divide the result by 2.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 25, 2019 05:11 PM (IFKOp)
_______

I think it's the coin they used in the 2016 primaries, to decide ties between Bernie and Hillary.

I have a friend who, during the Clinton years, noticed that Bill would lie completely unnecessarily. He came up with the theory that an evil fairy, at his birth, had put a doom on him, that if he did not tell at least one lie a day, he'd turn into a toad.

I think it may be true, but that it applies to the entire MFM as well. I keep remembering that over a century ago, Arthur Balfour, when PM, said the only thing that was true in the newspapers was the golf scores.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 25, 2019 05:21 PM (VaN/j)

74 Ah, the UN lecturing people about rape.

The largest organized rape gang since WWI has been the UN's own "peacekeeping" army, which is usually made up of third-world brutish villagers who generally mass-rape the people they're supposed to be protecting.

Yeah, let's let the UN lecture us about rape. Nice.

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:21 PM (5tb4C)

75 Sophia Loren in Two Women.

I'll bet this isn't about what I imagine it's about.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at April 25, 2019 05:21 PM (sZRzw)

76 Does this just apply to war wars or also to police actions, kinetic interventions, and LICS?

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:21 PM (iQKgg)

77 There seems to be an opening for someone to create an actual news organization. Truly a green field opportunity.

Posted by: IanDeal at April 25, 2019 05:21 PM (vgGyZ)

78 Is it rape-rape?

Posted by: Whoopi at April 25, 2019 05:22 PM (JcXHH)

79 Bush, Clinton, Obama, Clinton

You said rape twice.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 05:22 PM (uEbPt)

80 First, and a sock fail no less.

Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 05:22 PM (eAZVt)

81 Whoopi, Flipper is wondering why you no answer him

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:22 PM (yjFUx)

82 Yeah, every rapey soldier is going to think twice now because of the UN.

They will be afraid that they will end up in the Hague.

*snort*
I'm sorry, I tried to keep a straight face but couldn't.

Posted by: the horta at April 25, 2019 05:22 PM (AUFdM)

83 Thread comment trending:

Pinoy/Canuck war > Generation War > Star wars

Next up: The whole freakin' universe at war!
Posted by: Undocumented

The US Space Force is gearing up for war!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 05:22 PM (Yzubb)

84 The UN Wanted to End Sexual Violence in War

Because a UN resolution will fix that.
Posted by: Brooks and Dunn at April 25, 2019 05:15 PM (Boy/L)

Yeah, every rapey soldier is going to think twice now because of the UN.
Posted by: Said nobody ever at April 25, 2019 05:20 PM (RD7QR)

*******

Pppssstttt. Achmed. The chicks in the blue helmets are hawt! Put goat away.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 05:22 PM (DHGMF)

85 Everyone survive the thread downstairs? Do we need casualty notification teams?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (gC2IV)

86 See, all the young kids still living in the basement! Get off my lawn and my davenport on the veranda or lenai!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2019 05:12 PM (xR1UF)

Heh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (GBteo)

87 The miracle is that Trump can stay balanced and mentally sound when he is surrounded by insane, imbecilic, crack-pots. I really don't know how he does it. He is a strong man, indeed.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (aWjrD)

88 I'm not convinced. Rape in war often brings about greater diversity. Isn't that good if perhaps painful?

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (iQKgg)

89 85 Everyone survive the thread downstairs? Do we need casualty notification teams?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (gC2IV)

Because of Trump, 3 out of 10 posters were raped and the perpetrators got away with it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (GBteo)

90 Democrats lie for *fun*. It's what they mean when they call someone pathological, except it's like, all of them.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (uEbPt)

91 Can you still bang them in international waters? How bout space?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2019 05:24 PM (5YE4e)

92 It's gotten to the point that, when I come across a WaPo or NYT story, I can't say to myself, "Well, that's roughly what happened, because WaPo or NYT (or any number of outlets) say so." Rather, my immediate instinct is: "What ideological bullshit are they trying to pull on me?"

-- Sohrab Ahmari

Dude, where have you been the last two decades? I came to that same conclusion circa 2002.

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:24 PM (5tb4C)

93 THIS is why I hover. Over links that is. Even when a cob post links, or Insty (much worse), the 1st thing I do is hover.

And if the link goes to NYT or WaPo or Huff or Politico, I pass. I don't GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING THEY WRITE.

I'm not clicking. And I'd greatly appreciate a warning, so I don't have to hover.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2019 05:24 PM (Z4rgH)

94 What's ironic is the European Union has stricter abortion laws than the USA. Of course they have no problem with third world countries murdering babies right up to birth.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 05:24 PM (Srnuc)

95 The largest organized rape gang since WWI has been the UN's own "peacekeeping" army, which is usually made up of third-world brutish villagers who generally mass-rape the people they're supposed to be protecting.

Yeah, let's let the UN lecture us about rape. Nice.
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:21 PM (5tb4C)

....

Didn't I read about the UN PKs banging a bunch of Haitian and Sri Lankan children not long ago?

Seems like a I saw they would pay them 75 cents to f*ck them.

Truly sick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 05:24 PM (l5Hsl)

96 How bout space?

-----------

Space is reserved for peaceful uses so this should have no impact.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:25 PM (iQKgg)

97 1 A d1 is just a marble, right?
Posted by: George W

A d1 is a singularity -- a black hole. You roll it, you lose. Every time.

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:25 PM (5tb4C)

98 Does the UN have female peacekeepers? Ha.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:25 PM (bsfko)

99 >> This place has it all.

Been a long time since we had some Busty Lesbian Pron.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:25 PM (f04Vc)

100 Seems like a I saw they would pay them 75 cents to f*ck them.

Truly sick.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 05:24 PM (l5Hsl)

-------------

The unzipped free market at work!

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:26 PM (iQKgg)

101 Risk uses ordinary d6 dice. Duh!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 05:26 PM (Dh1wo)

102 I just heard earlier today that the majority of tweeter-ers are in fact young and college "educated" and liberal. So for any of y'all who are still on there and trying to be reasonable and pass along correct thoughts and ideas: thank you and good luck.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 05:26 PM (xptlg)

103 The miracle is that Trump can stay balanced and mentally sound when he is surrounded by insane, imbecilic, crack-pots. I really don't know how he does it. He is a strong man, indeed.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (aWjrD)
--------------

That's one of the most powerful things about Trump. Every time you see him he's the same guy. It's remarkable. It's what people like in a leader.

If he was a chaotic gaffe master like they say, we would know all of them. Because they would never shut up about them. They have none.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 05:26 PM (uEbPt)

104 Speaking of UN Peacekeepers, I know of one time the locals got the better of them. A mission to an African country. Lost radio contact with the two unarmed observers. When the Canadian UN commander finally got the Russians to fly them in, both were dead and one was already in the stew-pot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:26 PM (yjFUx)

105

From the sidebar...

Kurt Schlichter: "What do the NeverTrump losers do now?"

The same thing they do every day...

Tweet. Tweet tweet tweet. TWEEET!

Utterly useless people. And they can't afford pants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

106 Didn't I read about the UN PKs banging a bunch of Haitian and Sri Lankan children not long ago?

Seems like a I saw they would pay them 75 cents to f*ck them.

Truly sick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 05:24 PM (l5Hsl)

---

Is that more or less than they would make in Tesla's mines?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:26 PM (bsfko)

107 Once upon a time people talked about the weather because it was a safe topic, or if so inclined sports was okay too.

Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019

******

My mom once announced that there would be no talking about religion or politics and no swearing in her kitchen. Then my brother asked heard what the damned congressman said about those filthy papists?

I ran.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 05:27 PM (DHGMF)

108 I tried to get into D&D. Then I discovered girls.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:27 PM (gC2IV)

109 a d1 is remarkably easy to make. you start with a magnetic monopole and stir in a bit of white hole.

Posted by: Anachronda

Fuck me.

Too late.

The Physics Wars. They have begun.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 05:27 PM (Y3hKx)

110 The miracle is that Trump can stay balanced and mentally sound when he is surrounded by insane, imbecilic, crack-pots.

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Yeah. He really needs to give the boot to Ivanka and little Jared.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:27 PM (iQKgg)

111 Seems like a I saw they would pay them 75 cents to f*ck them.
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That much?!

Posted by: Stormy D. at April 25, 2019 05:27 PM (JcXHH)

112 The miracle is that Trump can stay balanced and mentally sound when he is surrounded by insane, imbecilic, crack-pots. I really don't know how he does it. He is a strong man, indeed.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 05:23 PM (aWjrD)

My doctor, who is from Thailand, and never mentioned politics before, compared Trump to a Lion the other day.
He said no matter what they throw at him, he fights it off.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

113 5
And a d3 is like a football, but made with only three elongated panels.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore

6 They do make d3's. I own a couple.

Posted by: Broseidon

Gee, in my day, to make a d3 you just used a regular six-sided dice, and 1 or 2 was "1," 3 or 4 was "2," and 5 or 6 was "3." Oh, but kids these days can't do that, they need special d3s because dividing by two is hard!

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (5tb4C)

114 She'll let you fuck her for a chocolate bar.

Posted by: Gordo Garcia at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (AUFdM)

115 So where is wartime rape legal anyway? Meaningless tripe, just like the UN.
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Already covered by the Geneva Conventions too.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (Dh1wo)

116 Been a long time since we had some Busty Lesbian Pron.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:25 PM (f04Vc)

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(glances at other tabs)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (bsfko)

117 If you're going to have a rape resolution you must have a pillage and burn resolution also.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (Srnuc)

118 The boomers made the MSM lie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (t6MX/)

119 Soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup.

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (gmo/4)

120 Heads I win, Tails you lose.

And that's my f*cking quarter now too, asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (Ct55T)

121 ...or a Flame War.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (f04Vc)

122 Posted by: Stormy D. at April 25, 2019 05:27 PM (JcXHH)

Oof

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (uEbPt)

123

Every other word out of Juan Williams' mouth is CONVERSATION.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (aKsyK)

124 Once upon a time people talked about the weather because it was a safe topic, or if so inclined sports was okay too.

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Once upon a time people talked.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:29 PM (bsfko)

125 I should have bought one of Lou Zochi's D100s, a golf ball with numbers. Talk about bowling with Fate on every roll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:29 PM (yjFUx)

126 58 A d1 is an infinetessimaly tiny point in space.

Which has no area, nor can it be bisected by a plane, and has no relation to pi, nor any other putative mathematical nonsense at all, so Zombie, please don't hurt my head again today with your Evil Maths!!!
Posted by: Sharkman

But what if you divided a d1 by a d0? Is the answer infinity? I MUST KNOW RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:29 PM (5tb4C)

127 or a Flame War.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:28 PM (f04Vc)

Holy crap those were the days. A few of the ettes were especially brutal.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 05:29 PM (uEbPt)

128 This was a fake thread to expose all the d&d geeks right?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 05:29 PM (Srnuc)

129 WaPo was "rage-farming the rubes"

WaPo is wasting a lot of money on journalists, paper, and ink by rage-farming their rube-readers with stories. All they need to do is print
TRUMP! OrangeManBad!!! on the top-third of the front page every day.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (AMIL/)

130 Funny, the UN did the same thing and banned marijuana. Doesn't seem like it took.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (xfb67)

131 126 58 A d1 is an infinetessimaly tiny point in space.

Which has no area, nor can it be bisected by a plane, and has no relation to pi, nor any other putative mathematical nonsense at all, so Zombie, please don't hurt my head again today with your Evil Maths!!!
Posted by: Sharkman

But what if you divided a d1 by a d0? Is the answer infinity? I MUST KNOW RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:29 PM (5tb4C)

And what about pi? THERE HAS TO BE PI!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

132 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)

133 128 This was a fake thread to expose all the d&d geeks right?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 05:29 PM (Srnuc)

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^^^THIS^^^

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (gC2IV)

134 I'm not clicking. And I'd greatly appreciate a warning, so I don't have to hover.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2019 05:24 PM (Z4rgH)

I do the exact same.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

135 132 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?
Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)

Tonkatsu sauce

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (Ct55T)

136 t's gotten to the point that, when I come across a WaPo or NYT story, I can't say to myself, "Well, that's roughly what happened, because WaPo or NYT (or any number of outlets) say so." Rather, my immediate instinct is: "What ideological bullshit are they trying to pull on me?"

-- Sohrab Ahmari

I like this new kid writing for the NY Post. What kind of name is that? Hindu?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

137 Funny, the UN did the same thing and banned marijuana. Doesn't seem like it took.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

But they won't ban heroin.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (Yzubb)

138 132 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?
Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)

Presentation to the grand jury seeking an indictment.

Posted by: Prosecutor at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

139 I like this new kid writing for the NY Post. What kind of name is that? Hindu?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

Persian would be my guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (Ct55T)

140 Seriously, that's one of the things that drives me nuts about millenial guys. Not even the constant phone-staring while they're at lunch with other people staring at their phones, too, but the way they aren't men any more. I doubt one out of ten I see through the day will look at you and nod an acknowledgement as he passes.

Twenty years of this social (media) experiment and we're going to be beyond f*cked up in our relationships.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (bsfko)

141 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?
Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)

Both. With Pi.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 05:32 PM (aS1PU)

142 Is that more or less than they would make in Tesla's mines?

.....

Heh.

I know we aren't supposed to talk about violence around this place, but sometimes when I think about grown men f*cking little kids because the kids are so poor they come around begging for money and will literally do anything to get something to eat for their family, it makes me so mad that I wish that I could walk in on such a situation and put a sidearm to the base of their skulls and blow their brains all over the inside of whatever rape tent they had set up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 05:32 PM (l5Hsl)

143 Persian would be my guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (Ct55T)

You're right

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

144 131 126 58 A d1 is an infinetessimaly tiny point in space.

Which has no area, nor can it be bisected by a plane, and has no relation to pi, nor any other putative mathematical nonsense at all, so Zombie, please don't hurt my head again today with your Evil Maths!!!
Posted by: Sharkman

But what if you divided a d1 by a d0? Is the answer infinity? I MUST KNOW RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:29 PM (5tb4C)

And what about pi? THERE HAS TO BE PI!!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac

OK, you've inspired me.

My goal from today is to invent a dπ (that's "d-pi".)

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:32 PM (5tb4C)

145 91 Can you still bang them in international waters? How bout space?

can you bang them in a box?
can you bang them with a fox?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (sGtp+)

146 My doctor, who is from Thailand, and never mentioned politics before, compared Trump to a Lion the other day.

He said no matter what they throw at him, he fights it off.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

+++Nice to hear these things. Things that the media would regard like a vampire looks at a cross.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (aWjrD)

147
I like this new kid writing for the NY Post. What kind of name is that? Hindu?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

Persian would be my guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (Ct55T)

I hate them guys! - Alexander

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (gmo/4)

148 Herve Villachez, "Da Pi Boss! Da Pi!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (yjFUx)

149 I have this kids book I'm writing on the dangers of opiates. Its called "Heroin Helen". Do you think the health insurance companies in MD would be interested in purchasing a couple hundred grand worth?

Posted by: Yet Another Crooked Politician at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (cCxiu)

150

We need a D5 to bulldoze the crap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (aKsyK)

151 Isn't D-Pi a rap artist?

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (iQKgg)

152 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?
Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)

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Yes.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (UUvL0)

153 *sniff*

*sniff*

Ummm!

Yeah!

Posted by: Joey B. at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (feEsu)

154 132 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?
Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)

Mayo. For some reason mayo seems to get the right people upset.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (RD7QR)

155 I like this new kid writing for the NY Post. What kind of name is that? Hindu?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

He's Iranian. And I agree...he is making all the right noises!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (wYseH)

156 Holy crap those were the days. A few of the ettes were especially brutal.

I never could get into the flame war thing. I tried once and failed miserably.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM (dUJdY)

157 She'll let you fuck her for a chocolate bar.

Posted by: Gordo Garcia

Nice "Fury" reference.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM (Y3hKx)

158 Persian would be my guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (Ct55T)

You're right
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

He's Iranian and he converted to Catholicism a couple years ago.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM (NFEMn)

159 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?

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Depends. Is the toast buttered?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM (bsfko)

160 My goal from today is to invent a d_ (that's "d-pi".)
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:32 PM (5tb4C)

little pictures on a standard d6:

Cherry
Blueberry
Pumpkin
Lemon Meringue
Pecan
Boston Creme

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM (Ct55T)

161 144 My goal from today is to invent a d-pi.

sure, sure. then you'll come up with a spell that requires that you roll e d-pi.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM (sGtp+)

162 Heh.

I know we aren't supposed to talk about violence around this place, but sometimes when I think about grown men f*cking little kids because the kids are so poor they come around begging for money and will literally do anything to get something to eat for their family, it makes me so mad that I wish that I could walk in on such a situation and put a sidearm to the base of their skulls and blow their brains all over the inside of whatever rape tent they had set up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Take a number and get in line.
End of the line is over there. >>>>>

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (Yzubb)

163 Pi are square is no longer operative. Now pi are polyhedral.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

164 Holy shit, if someone brings up Star Trek, this thread would achieve nerd nirvana.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (gC2IV)

165

Depends. Is the toast buttered?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM (bsfko)
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No. Raw bread. Toasting is too hard.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (MVjcR)

166 Time and again I wonder how great this country would be if we had a minimally honest media.

Instead we have SJW journalism majors who were taught directly under Profs and Admins from the counter culture and other America haters from way back.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (xptlg)

167 because the kids are so poor they come around begging for money and will
literally do anything to get something to eat for their family

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Shut up! We can't buy apples at the gas station we keep robbing!

Posted by: America's poor at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (bsfko)

168 37

btw, one of the best lines in Star Wars was when Kirk held a pow-wow with his top men and discussed going further in a dangerous mission.

One of them, maybe it was Scotty, said to his captain it was risky.

Kirk gestured agreement and said, "Gentlemen, RISK...........is our business."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 05:16 PM (M/o6U)

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? :-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (ujg0T)

169 little pictures on a standard d6:

Cherry
Blueberry
Pumpkin
Lemon Meringue
Pecan
Boston Creme
Posted by: Warai-otoko

No love for rhubarb pie?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (Yzubb)

170 Anita Hill rejects Biden's apology.

Lol

Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (MAstk)

171 161 144 My goal from today is to invent a d-pi.

sure, sure. then you'll come up with a spell that requires that you roll e d-pi.

forgot to mention my buddy the math major that would try to butter up women by telling them "on a scale from square root of two to pi, you rate an e".

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (sGtp+)

172 Mayo and Ham should never mix.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (f04Vc)

173 Kirk never places with dice, he plays Fizz-Bin!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (yjFUx)

174 Pi are square is no longer operative. Now pi are polyhedral.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

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It depends on how the pi identifies.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (iQKgg)

175 Mayo? That's the same thing as Miracle a whip, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV)

176 No. Raw bread. Toasting is too hard.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (MVjcR)

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Check.

Some mayo first, spread with knife thinly, then lots of mustard.

Posted by: America's poor at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (bsfko)

177 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)
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Mayo. Mustard is for hot dogs.

Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (e9omi)

178

Only on Tuesday when the moon is full.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (aKsyK)

179 175 Mayo? That's the same thing as Miracle a whip, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV)
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It's Duke's mayo!

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (MVjcR)

180 164 Holy shit, if someone brings up Star Trek, this thread would achieve nerd nirvana.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (gC2IV)

someone (ahem) attempted to, but mistook star wars for star trek.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (GBteo)

181 Pi R Strange Quark?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (yjFUx)

182 170 Anita Hill rejects Biden's apology.

Lol
Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 05:35 PM (MAstk)

If only she and that other liar Blasey Ford could share a strap on.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (ujg0T)

183 172 Mayo and Ham should never mix.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (f04Vc)

Young whippersnapper. I'll bet you want my Social Security too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (RD7QR)

184 I like plain old white trash mustard, but some of that fancy stuff with the little ground up bits of seeds in it is nice, too.

Posted by: America's poor at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (bsfko)

185

sure, sure. then you'll come up with a spell that requires that you roll e d-pi.

Conjure up a good-looking chick and it'll be a...wait for it...

Q-D-Pi.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (HaL55)

186 Hey, Biden already came out lying as he butt started his campaign. It is all they have

Posted by: Arti at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (vEIlU)

187 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)
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Mayo. Mustard is for hot dogs.
Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (e9omi)

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Nooo. Mayo is only acceptable if bacon is involved.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (iQKgg)

188
Check.

Some mayo first, spread with knife thinly, then lots of mustard.
Posted by: America's poor at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (bsfko)
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Ahhhh. A combo!

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (MVjcR)

189 Mayo and Ham should never mix.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (f04Vc)

Ham and Swiss on rye with mayo?

Fantastic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (wYseH)

190 Mustard. Mayo is for banana sandwiches.

Posted by: America's poor at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (bsfko)

191 The left and never Trump are running in 2020 on one issue: Trump's style, personality, language and tweets render him unfit for the presidency.

I personally believe that this issue persuaded the voters to elect a Democratic House in 2018.

Will it work in 2020? A recent Morning Consult poll of registered voters but Uncle Joe ahead of Trump 42-34.

I hope a full campaign will change those numbers.

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (K8GVR)

192 So this thread seems less contentious then the SS one. Had to leave to make dinner. I'm on my own, Mr. NEC is golfing in SC. Just made the best, the greatest, the most luxurious filet ever. Crusty on the outside but perfectly cooked on the inside. Barely red, the perfect dark pink all the way through. Yummy.
Carry on.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (N3JsI)

193 Darned socks. Like America's Poor can figure out how to purchase bananas.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (bsfko)

194 187 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)
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Mayo. Mustard is for hot dogs.
Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:36 PM (e9omi)

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Nooo. Mayo is only acceptable if bacon is involved.
Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:37 PM (iQKgg)

I say grounded mustard, not the fake stuff.

Mayo? Eh... I do like it on a BLT though, so I will allow it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 05:39 PM (GBteo)

195 The idea of mayo with ham just about makes me sick.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 05:39 PM (aWjrD)

196 I put both mayo and mustard on my ham sandwich.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 05:39 PM (Srnuc)

197 Know what I put on a BLT? Bleu cheese crumbles.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:39 PM (gC2IV)

198

Ham and Swiss on rye with mayo?

Fantastic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (wYseH)
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Give the man a cigar!

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:39 PM (MVjcR)

199 Uh oh, the walls are closing in onTrump!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2019 05:39 PM (dNzKv)

200
Arguing about sandwiches are we?

I'm always game!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (AzW6q)

201 Also some white onion!

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (MVjcR)

202 191 The left and never Trump are running in 2020 on one issue: Trump's style, personality, language and tweets render him unfit for the presidency.

I personally believe that this issue persuaded the voters to elect a Democratic House in 2018.

Will it work in 2020? A recent Morning Consult poll of registered voters but Uncle Joe ahead of Trump 42-34.

I hope a full campaign will change those numbers.
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (K8GVR)

Imagine, if you will, a House of Reps back then that was full of Establicans, NeverTrumps, RINOs and other spineless "Republicans".

Now think of people in the GOP actually *behind* Trump running for Congress in 2020.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (ujg0T)

203 199 Uh oh, the walls are closing in onTrump!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2019 05:39 PM (dNzKv)

And on ham sandwiches.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

204 191 The left and never Trump are running in 2020 on one issue: Trump's style, personality, language and tweets render him unfit for the presidency.

I personally believe that this issue persuaded the voters to elect a Democratic House in 2018.

Will it work in 2020? A recent Morning Consult poll of registered voters but Uncle Joe ahead of Trump 42-34.

I hope a full campaign will change those numbers.
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (K8GVR)

1. Morning Consult is Politico's polling partner.

2. It's 18 months until election day.

Any poll you see before August of 2020 is propaganda.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (RD7QR)

205 d-pi has something to do with chemical bonding in chemistry I believe.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (Y3hKx)

206 Love the term "rage farming". So very apropos.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (EgshT)

207 The left and never Trump are running in 2020 on one issue: Trump's style, personality, language and tweets render him unfit for the presidency.
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That's gonna be a harder sell in 2020 since he'd already be president for four years.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (NFEMn)

208 Will it work in 2020? A recent Morning Consult poll of registered voters but Uncle Joe ahead of Trump 42-34.

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (K8GVR)

I call major bullshit.

A poll of registered voters on campus. At a pro-abortion rally.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 05:40 PM (aS1PU)

209 Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 25, 2019 05:38 PM (N3JsI)

Sounds yummy? Can I have a bite??

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

210 Rage-farming?

They someone needs to up their Agro-Control

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (yjFUx)

211 I have this kids book I'm writing on the dangers of opiates. Its called "Heroin Helen". Do you think the health insurance companies in MD would be interested in purchasing a couple hundred grand worth?

Posted by: Yet Another Crooked Politician at April 25, 2019 05:33 PM (cCxiu)
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Now that the cat is out of the bag, I fully expect Illinois's governor to start writing children's books. If not the current crook, since he's already under investigation, the next crook. Not sure how they missed this fine opportunity for graft while pretending to care about the children.

Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (e9omi)

212 Mayo with catsup is a treat. It always reminds me of the old-style white first aid cream applied to a bleeding wound.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (iQKgg)

213 mercenary. Only the effete will care about PDT's style. The common man/woman will applaud it. And if he continues to push the economy the way he has it's a no brainer to vote for him.
It's 2024 that's the worry.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (N3JsI)

214

Pardon me, would you have any Great Value?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (aKsyK)

215 160 My goal from today is to invent a d_ (that's "d-pi".)
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:32 PM (5tb4C)

little pictures on a standard d6:

Cherry
Blueberry
Pumpkin
Lemon Meringue
Pecan
Boston Creme
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM (Ct55T)

161 144 My goal from today is to invent a d-pi.

sure, sure. then you'll come up with a spell that requires that you roll e d-pi.
Posted by: Anachronda

I hereby anno8nce a new branch of mathematics:

The Geometry of Non-Integer-Sided D&D Dice

Is it possible to make a dice that has four sides, three of which have a 1/π chance of coming up, and the other has a .1415/π chance of coming up?

Proving this hypothesis will be the first corollary of D&D-ometry!

Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (5tb4C)

216 Horseradish mustard, please.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (t0Z53)

217 anyone ever make a mayonnaise sandwich?

Some really nice fresh bread, good mayo, a bit of salt and pepper...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (Ct55T)

218 210 Rage-farming?

They someone needs to up their Agro-Control
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (yjFUx)

Weasel knows a thing or two about that I reckon.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

219 Fresh tomato sammiches.

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

220 Maybe I should write a sequel to Pugh's book and call it Pugh in the Pokey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (yjFUx)

221
Love the term "rage farming". So very apropos.

Not to be confused with Steyn's Macedonian Content Farming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (HaL55)

222 Jewells. Alas, it has been eaten. Now what to have for dessert.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (N3JsI)

223 Someone sounds concerned.

Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (MAstk)

224 Mayo or mustard?

If mustard, French's or Grey Poupon?

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (pPNCa)

225 Isn't mayo and ketchup mixed together some accepted regional condiment? Available pre-mixed at restaurants and everything?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (bsfko)

226 The US Space Force is gearing up for war!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 05:22 PM (Yzubb)

Wanna know more?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (aiaVe)

227 212 Mayo with catsup is a treat. It always reminds me of the old-style white first aid cream applied to a bleeding wound.
Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (iQKgg)

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What the fuck kind of sammiches are you making that you need first aid cream?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:43 PM (gC2IV)

228 Proving this hypothesis will be the first corollary of D&D-ometry!
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (5tb4C)

you could have some sort of fractal die conceptually...

No idea how to manufacture such a thing, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:43 PM (Ct55T)

229 Bug Hunt!

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

230 Jewells. Alas, it has been eaten. Now what to have for dessert.

Okay well you can at least share desert, right?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 05:43 PM (dUJdY)

231 >>Ham and Swiss on rye with mayo?

Only if the Mayo is on the outside of the bread and you grill it on the flat top.

I don't like mayo on anything pink.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:44 PM (f04Vc)

232 Earlier today, I was in Fred Meyer and walked past the display with all the delicious mustards and horseradish sauces and thought, "Yum." Now you guys have got me all hungry.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 25, 2019 05:44 PM (IFKOp)

233 Bug Hunt!
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Damn, not another one....

Posted by: Pvt. Hudson at April 25, 2019 05:44 PM (JcXHH)

234 Isn't mayo and ketchup mixed together some accepted regional condiment?

I've known people to mix mayo and ketchup together with pickle relish and call the result Russian dressing.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (pPNCa)

235 Now do rape by the UN blue helmets.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (5aY+7)

236 225 Isn't mayo and ketchup mixed together some accepted regional condiment?

in utah, it's called "fry sauce".

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (sGtp+)

237 If I am putting a slice of tomato on my sammich then no mustard.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (Srnuc)

238 Jewells. Thinking of going for ice cream. However the cocktail I'm finishing has made me tipsy. Probably no dessert.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (N3JsI)

239 234 Isn't mayo and ketchup mixed together some accepted regional condiment?

I've known people to mix mayo and ketchup together with pickle relish and call the result Russian dressing.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (pPNCa)

I also know people who put toilet paper rolls on the holder upside down....

that still don't make it right.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (Ct55T)

240 I don't like mayo on anything pink.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:44 PM (f04Vc)

You are a very strange man.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (wYseH)

241 Alas, it has been eaten.

A standard refrain here at the Tater Estate.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at April 25, 2019 05:45 PM (EgshT)

242 I don't like mayo on anything pink.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 05:44 PM (f04Vc)

It's no so bad.

Posted by: Huma at April 25, 2019 05:46 PM (aS1PU)

243 217
anyone ever make a mayonnaise sandwich?

Some really nice fresh bread, good mayo, a bit of salt and pepper...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:41 PM (Ct55T)

+++When my daughter was in kindergarten she would only eat mayonnaise sandwiches. I could not coax her to try anything else. Meat, cheese, no. Nothing but mayonnaise.
It embarrassed me a little.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 05:46 PM (aWjrD)

244 Isn't mayo and ketchup mixed together some accepted regional condiment?

It's called the fast times at ridgemont high.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 05:46 PM (Srnuc)

245 It embarrassed me a little.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 05:46 PM (aWjrD)

YOU were the lady that only fed her kid mayo sandwiches?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 05:47 PM (t6MX/)

246 I also know people who put toilet paper rolls on the holder upside down....

It depends on whether you have a cat who likes to use TP rolls as a feline treadmill.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 05:47 PM (pPNCa)

247 shit dessert not desert. Don't want ya'll to think I'm some unedumacated idiot.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 05:47 PM (dUJdY)

248 What ever happened to the spoils of war?

The raping, the pillaging, trophies brought back home to show the kids, grand kids, and shame the neighbors that they weren't there, whatever happened to all that glory?

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 05:47 PM (Gqta/)

249 Isn't mayo and ketchup mixed together some accepted regional condiment? Available pre-mixed at restaurants and everything?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:42 PM (bsfko)

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I'm OK if it's fully mixed. It's the partially mixed that is revolting. And as someone mentioned when mixed it can be the base of a salad dressing.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:47 PM (iQKgg)

250

Let it be done. Let it be eaten.

Posted by: Pharaoh Joe at April 25, 2019 05:47 PM (aKsyK)

251 246 I also know people who put toilet paper rolls on the holder upside down....

It depends on whether you have a cat who likes to use TP rolls as a feline treadmill.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 05:47 PM (pPNCa)

Well there's your first problem... letting feral animals into your home.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:47 PM (Ct55T)

252 Statistics and D&D humor and right-wingery.

***

I'm thinking more like a collectible card game.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 05:48 PM (pGe/U)

253 "My people are the people of the dessert," said T. E. Lawrence as he picked up his fork.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 25, 2019 05:48 PM (IFKOp)

254 It's no so bad.
Posted by: Huma at April 25, 2019 05:46 PM (aS1PU)

Wine meet monitor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 05:48 PM (dUJdY)

255 "comprehensive health services, including sexual and reproductive health."
.........

that's a lot of words to say abortion.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 05:48 PM (HgMAr)

256 Mayo, ketchup and horseradish. Dip fresh crab in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 05:48 PM (5aY+7)

257 Ah, a mayo thread!

Posted by: The Mayo Clinic at April 25, 2019 05:49 PM (EgshT)

258 Wimmins put toilet rolls with the grabside to the wall 'cause it looks nicer.

Mens puts the grab side outfacing because it's efficient. And cleaner too.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 05:49 PM (Gqta/)

259 I propose a resolution to shove the UN into the East River.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy Ut at April 25, 2019 05:49 PM (DTI8p)

260 256 Mayo, ketchup and horseradish. Dip fresh crab in it.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 05:48 PM (5aY+7)

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You put your weed in there!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:49 PM (gC2IV)

261 235 Now do rape by the UN blue helmets.

that was on the b side of the peacekeeper's waltz, wasn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (sGtp+)

262 /fish taco sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (aS1PU)

263 People put TP on the roller?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (gC2IV)

264 "comprehensive health services, including sexual and reproductive health."
.........

that's a lot of words to say abortion.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 05:48 PM (HgMAr)
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Funny thing, when you speak/write plainly and let people know exactly what it is you are saying, suddenly support for the 'abortion' position goes way down. Clearly stating that abortion laws allow a baby to be born alive and then killed has opened some people's eyes to what exactly they've been agreeing with all these years.

Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (e9omi)

265 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)
............

You have both? Showoff.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (HgMAr)

266 260 256 Mayo, ketchup and horseradish. Dip fresh crab in it.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 05:48 PM (5aY+7)

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You put your weed in there!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:49 PM (gC2IV)

You're ruining perfectly good ganja!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (RD7QR)

267 Is it just me or does old gropin' Joe remind any of you of the "Walter" ventriloquist puppet?

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

268 259 I propose a resolution to shove the UN into the East River.
Posted by: Mark in Sandy Ut at April 25, 2019 05:49 PM (DTI8p)

Eh, it's a perfectly fine building.

Just kick the fuckers out, fumigate twice or thrice, and start in on renovations for the Trump Presidential Library.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:51 PM (Ct55T)

269 that was on the b side of the peacekeeper's waltz, wasn't it?
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That's the Number Six dance.

Posted by: Mr. Taggart at April 25, 2019 05:51 PM (IFKOp)

270 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)

Neither. Miracle Whip!

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 05:51 PM (AMIL/)

271 Wimmins put toilet rolls with the grabside to the wall 'cause it looks nicer.

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Yeah. That just looks wrong. What I don't understand is how so many restaurant workers put the napkins in the napkin dispenser the wrong way.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2019 05:51 PM (iQKgg)

272 Is it just me or does old gropin' Joe remind any of you of the "Walter" ventriloquist puppet?
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

Yes, but whose arm is up his butt?

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 05:51 PM (aS1PU)

273 Ah, a mayo thread!
Posted by: The Mayo Clinic

To the Morons that turned me on to Duke's, thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 05:52 PM (Yzubb)

274 The leftist media has lost the last shred of credibility they once had and will never, ever get it back. Thank you President Trump for this great service - MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 25, 2019 05:52 PM (ptAy7)

275 CNN ( comes on automatically in my room) was going hysterical that PDT signed a doc to get that guy out of NK. IMPEACHMENT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 05:52 PM (hN38n)

276 262 /fish taco sock
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (aS1PU)

Confucius say, man with fish taco sock always have filet of sole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:52 PM (Ct55T)

277 Clearly stating that abortion laws allow a baby to be born alive and then killed has opened some people's eyes to what exactly they've been agreeing with all these years.
Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (e9omi)

Yet VA Governor Gosnell-Northam is still the Governor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 05:53 PM (f3oO4)

278 The Blue Helmets are often a traveling crime spree, mostly depending where they come from.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 05:53 PM (BbGew)

279 People put TP on the roller?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:50 PM (gC2IV)
............

What's TP?

Posted by: a Venezuelan at April 25, 2019 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

280 The "media".

Lies, lies and more lies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2019 05:53 PM (e+rs5)

281 I propose a resolution to shove the UN into the East River.
Eh, it's a perfectly fine building.

We're ready at a moment's notice!

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at April 25, 2019 05:53 PM (EgshT)

282 Mayo with catsup is a treat. It always reminds me of the old-style white first aid cream applied to a bleeding wound.

What's sad is that not only did I understand this, I related to it.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 05:54 PM (TYC2c)

283 About that NoKo agreement:

Trumps says, I will pay my debts You will pay yours.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 05:54 PM (Gqta/)

284 Bratwurst on a toasted roll with Dijon mustard and fresh grated horseradish.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 05:54 PM (gC2IV)

285 279 What's TP?

Posted by: a Venezuelan

antipasto

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM (sGtp+)

286 What I don't understand is how so many restaurant workers put the napkins in the napkin dispenser the wrong way.

***

And the ketchup too! You just know it's in there backwards or something

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM (pGe/U)

287 We should start calling them "The Medium".

There's really only one organization involved. The fact that it's split up over multiple distribution channels is irrelevant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM (Ct55T)

288 Yet VA Governor Gosnell-Northam is still the Governor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 05:53 PM (f3oO4)
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Sadly true. And other states have followed VA's lead and made their laws equally deadly. But as Dennis Prager says, clarity is a good thing. Or is that Martha Stewart?

Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM (e9omi)

289 Getting ready to make a ham sammich. Mayo or mustard?

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 05:30 PM (MVjcR)
.........

Why don't you just let the WOMAN making it surprise you?

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM (HgMAr)

290 People put TP on the roller?

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I'm unfamiliar with the concept.

Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)

291 in utah, it's called "fry sauce".

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Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. Thanks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM (bsfko)

292 I rarely make it to the ONT. Anyone know anything new about Uncle Palp?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 25, 2019 05:56 PM (N3JsI)

293 Everybody sounds hungry.
Ah. Were you all talking about boobehs in the last thread?

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

294 We should start calling them "The Medium".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM (Ct55T)

They are the message. -- Marshall McLuhan

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 05:57 PM (aS1PU)

295 So, Canada has gone full retard:

Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the
government to seize children from families that refuse to accept their
child's chosen "gender identity" or "gender expression."

Story over at The Christian Post.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 05:57 PM (TYC2c)

296 While we're discussing rape and rape-rape, did the UN bother to condemn the practice in Afghanistan and other muzzie countries of raping small children, boys and girls, and not just in wartime but all the time?

I think there's an American soldier who was trying to bring attention to this and Bush Jr. and/or Barky punished him.

Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:58 PM (e9omi)

297 trophies brought back home to show the kids

My dad brought back a Wehrmacht Stahlhelm (the kind with the coal scuttle shape) when he got home from the European Theater in 1945. I and the neighborhood kids took turns wearing it playing "war games," which kids could do in the 1950s without having PC busybodies reporting their parents to the cops. The helmet was a favorite item even though it was too large for kids-- it must have belonged to a Kraut the size of Sgt. Schultz.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 05:58 PM (pPNCa)

298 No ham sandwiches. They were all indicted

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 05:58 PM (6XgGT)

299 While we're discussing rape and rape-rape, did the UN bother to condemn the practice in Afghanistan and other muzzie countries of raping small children, boys and girls, and not just in wartime but all the time?

I think there's an American soldier who was trying to bring attention to this and Bush Jr. and/or Barky punished him.

Posted by: Boots at April 25, 2019 05:58 PM (e9omi)

Is that the guy Trump just pardoned?

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 05:59 PM (aS1PU)

300 Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the

government to seize children from families that refuse to accept their

child's chosen "gender identity" or "gender expression."

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What's the age for someone to legally sign documents?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 05:59 PM (bsfko)

301 158 Persian would be my guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (Ct55T)

You're right
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

He's Iranian and he converted to Catholicism a couple years ago.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2019 05:34 PM

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Catholic?

Damn! So close!

That's like settling for ribs when you couldda had steak.

Posted by: A Protestant at April 25, 2019 05:59 PM (SUBdY)

302 Does anyone use Durkee sauce? Haven't had it in years.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 25, 2019 05:59 PM (t0Z53)

303 286 What I don't understand is how so many restaurant workers put the napkins in the napkin dispenser the wrong way.

***

And the ketchup too! You just know it's in there backwards or something

it's very annoying when a restaurant has those newfangled upside-down ketchup bottles, but insists on placing them on the table rightside-up.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 06:00 PM (sGtp+)

304 I'm pretty sure I've read that large parts of Africa believe raping virgins will cure an individual's AIDS.

Celebrate diversity!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:00 PM (bsfko)

305 TYVM, Mr. Ahmari

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 06:00 PM (AN9Ri)

306 295
So, Canada has gone full retard:

Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the

government to seize children from families that refuse to accept their

child's chosen "gender identity" or "gender expression."

Story over at The Christian Post.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 05:57 PM (TYC2c)

+++We are doomed as a people.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 06:00 PM (aWjrD)

307 While we're discussing rape and rape-rape, did the UN bother to condemn the practice in Afghanistan and other muzzie countries of raping small children, boys and girls, and not just in wartime but all the time?

Of course not. It's a non-Christian culture, so rape is beautiful and totally accepted. Plus "we can't judge their culture."

/see how that works?

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 06:01 PM (TYC2c)

308 OK. Here's where I ended up:
Wheat bread (out of rye)
Ham/Swiss
White onion slice
Duke's mayo. Mustard was all the way in the downstairs fridge.
Handful of Fritos.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:02 PM (MVjcR)

309 Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the government to seize children from families that refuse to accept their child's chosen "gender identity" or "gender expression."

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When in doubt, cut dick out.

Posted by: Ontario Child Welfare Agency at April 25, 2019 06:03 PM (+y/Ru)

310 287 We should start calling them "The Medium".

There's really only one organization involved. The fact that it's split up over multiple distribution channels is irrelevant.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 05:55 PM

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And like a psychic 'medium' they make up the bullshit as they go along.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 25, 2019 06:03 PM (SUBdY)

311 Also... Gropin' Joe got an endorsement from the Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 06:03 PM (TYC2c)

312 yes, the MFM lies lies lies ...

the last post said "the public made a choice" to go further in debt rather than face cuts. I kinda get the "if we vote for it, we deserve to suffer" thing ...

BUT, the left has used our government (hand in hand with the MSM/DNC/DeepState/RealMob) to run this PsyOp against the nation. "We" are mostly deceived, rather than voting for the march toward communism.

"We" did choose to trash the "Birchers" but WOW, they were right on target for at least much of their recognition of commie infiltration ... so naturally they had to be expelled by the globalist "free trade" National Review, boys like Kristol are so proud.

But really .. "We" did not make a clear choice, we were lied to and "they" had total control of the media and most of DC, AND the skools. Abused children have a choice, sure ... but laying blame (and punishment) on the abuser is necessary.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2019 06:03 PM (Cus5s)

313 Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:02 PM (MVjcR)

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Sounds like a good sammich. Beer to wash it down?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:04 PM (gC2IV)

314 Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the

government to seize children from families that refuse...

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The government will probably be so sad the day the individuals realize the other elements of their mental illness in the standard way those folks tend to enjoy it.

I bet the government won't be able to sleep when they're gone. It will be so heartbroken to have lost INDIVIDUAL 33438B.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:04 PM (bsfko)

315 That's one way to get the tranny brat out of the house.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 06:04 PM (KcEYl)

316 Has anyone mentioned that CPL Avenatti has endorsed Creepy Joe Biden?

Posted by: Miklos, possibly late at April 25, 2019 06:04 PM (QzkSJ)

317 I mean it used to be you would kick em out on their keister for being a fruit and they would go meet other fags at the Y

But that was cruel I guess

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 06:05 PM (KcEYl)

318 I'm pretty sure I've read that large parts of Africa believe raping virgins will cure an individual's AIDS.

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Makes as much sense anthropogenic global warming.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

319 "The UN Wanted to End Sexual Violence in War".

Just like they wanted to end war. They've done a helluva good job with that, I tell ya!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2019 06:06 PM (3sjI6)

320 A goodly portion of people on this planet are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 06:06 PM (5aY+7)

321 I'm pretty sure I've read that large parts of Africa believe raping virgins will cure an individual's AIDS.

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Makes as much sense anthropogenic global warming.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Body parts of albino children can cure global warming.

Posted by: Miklos, University Of Tanzania at April 25, 2019 06:06 PM (QzkSJ)

322 Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the
government to seize children from families that refuse to accept their

child's chosen "gender identity" or "gender expression."

I ran out of shocked faces about 2 weeks ago. You know you've become permanently jaded when leftist insanity fails to budge your give-a-shit needle.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2019 06:07 PM (EgshT)

323 I was speaking of downsizing in the previous thread. Saw a cute house online. A ranch, about 1000 square feet, brand new. Looked cute. No basement. Who the hell builds a home in tornado alley with no basement?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

324 Years from now it will be revealed that CPL, AOC, and Omar were all secretly working for Trump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:07 PM (gC2IV)

325 OH GEEEEZ !!!!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 06:07 PM (BqBId)

326 A goodly portion of people on this planet are fucking idiots.

Or batshit crazy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:08 PM (dUJdY)

327

Sounds like a good sammich. Beer to wash it down?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:04 PM (gC2IV)
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Nah. I tried to have a glass of milk, but it was a little "funny". Leftover from my trip to the farm so it may have experienced periods of warming while in transit.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:09 PM (MVjcR)

328 Trump at 34? They are lying.

Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 06:09 PM (koLwC)

329 I figure if the kid is so mental they don't know what sex they are, the government already has had them for awhile anyway

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 06:09 PM (KcEYl)

330 I was speaking of downsizing in the previous thread.
Saw a cute house online. A ranch, about 1000 square feet, brand new.
Looked cute. No basement. Who the hell builds a home in tornado alley
with no basement?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

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Someone who doesn't intend to live there and isn't going to spend the extra money that won't bring in any additional cash at the sale.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:09 PM (bsfko)

331 Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the government to seize children from families that refuse to accept their child's chosen "gender identity" or "gender expression."
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If true, this should be the beginning of The Great Conflagration.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 06:10 PM (hjaPQ)

332
Nah. I tried to have a glass of milk, but it was a little "funny".

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Globule warming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:10 PM (bsfko)

333 CPL, AOC, and Omar were all secretly working for Trump.

Because nobody is really that crazy?

Posted by: Traumatic Brain Injury at April 25, 2019 06:10 PM (FhXTo)

334 FWIW, I've seen above ground shelters at Home Depot for $5K-$6K or so. They have to be properly installed, though. You don't just drop them into place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:10 PM (bsfko)

335 Everybody sounds hungry.
Ah. Were you all talking about boobehs in the last thread?
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

Yeah. Someone posted a really good recipe for a boobeh sandwich.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2019 06:11 PM (3sjI6)

336 Someone who doesn't intend to live there and isn't going to spend the extra money that won't bring in any additional cash at the sale.

Yeah,there was a reason it's been on the market for close to a year. How stupid can you be?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:11 PM (dUJdY)

337 It's not like the UN hasn't done a whole helluva lot of raping on it's own, now, is it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

338 If true, this should be the beginning of The Great Conflagration.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 06:10 PM (hjaPQ)

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Well, it is Canada, after all. They have no traditions of individual liberty or inalienable rights, so it probably seems totes normal to most of them for the government to do this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 06:11 PM (AzW6q)

339 WeaselDog said it smelled fine to her.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 06:11 PM (5aY+7)

340 >>>anyone ever make a mayonnaise sandwich?

no, but when i was little i'd make mustard ones with little cocktail rye bread my ma bought during the holidays.

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 06:12 PM (AN9Ri)

341 Yeah,there was a reason it's been on the market for close to a year. How stupid can you be?

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Holy cow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:12 PM (bsfko)

342 What did Ben Shapiro tweet and how soon did he delete it?

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:14 PM (q177U)

343 Does the average person trust the pollster not to attack them with a bike lock if they answer "Trump"?

Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 06:14 PM (koLwC)

344 Rape in war?

Isn't that the Muzzies' bailiwick?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:14 PM (c9gj1)

345 Garden fresh tomato, mayonnaise, salt and pepper sandwich on white bread.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:14 PM (q177U)

346 Even funnier is this is a 55 and over community these new homes are being built for. Wait... now I get it! They want us to be sucked away in a tornado so they don't have to pay us our SS!!! Diabolical.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

347 Where I grew up in Texas, shallow bedrock made basements cost prohibitive. Our tornado plan was to not get hit by a tornado.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:15 PM (gC2IV)

348 We're witnessing a psychosis pandemic of epic proportions.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2019 06:15 PM (EgshT)

349 Jewells, sounds like there is more wrong than a lack of a basement.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 06:16 PM (5aY+7)

350 345 Garden fresh tomato, mayonnaise, salt and pepper sandwich on white bread.
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:14 PM (q177U)

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That'd be better with bacon. Come to think of it, that applies to just about everything.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:16 PM (gC2IV)

351 Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the�
government to seize children from families that refuse to accept their�
child's chosen "gender identity" or "gender expression."

Story over at The Christian Post.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 05:57 PM (TYC2c)

If Canada was a real country, I might even be concerned. My brother's family will be fine, and I'm certainly not raising kids there.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2019 06:17 PM (pZ+Vo)

352 It's 6:17. I'm drunk ahead of schedule.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at April 25, 2019 06:17 PM (IfYaq)

353 345
Garden fresh tomato, mayonnaise, salt and pepper sandwich on white bread.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:14 PM (q177U)

+++I can live with that.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 06:17 PM (aWjrD)

354 Who the hell builds a home in tornado alley
with no basement?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

Maybe someone who bought a tiny house (trendy trailer) on wheels and squats on friends' properties because they were tired of taking care of property.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 25, 2019 06:17 PM (t0Z53)

355 slab on grade ... quick and easy ... I'd guess a basement would be worth the effort in any case, but apparently it doesn't "pencil out" for the suburb developer on the run.

I'd think hiring a backhoe for an hour, and throwing in some concrete blocks (maybe $1000) would be adequate to get below ground for that possibility of a tornado, maybe once in ten years.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2019 06:18 PM (Cus5s)

356 We're witnessing a psychosis pandemic of epic proportions.

Yep. The Salem Witch trials on an massive scale.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 06:18 PM (TYC2c)

357 343 Does the average person trust the pollster not to attack them with a bike lock if they answer "Trump"?
Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 06:14 PM (koLwC)

Anyone who answers a pollster truthfully ought to have his head examined.

Would it be beyond the realm of possibility that a pollster would report to the Democrat Party who supports whom politically? Maybe I'm tinfoil hatty here, but it wouldn't surprise me at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:18 PM (c9gj1)

358 349 Jewells, sounds like there is more wrong than a lack of a basement.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 06:16 PM (5aY+7)

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For sale: 3 bedroom, 2 bath. No basement. Only one mass murder committed here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:18 PM (gC2IV)

359 It's 6:17. I'm drunk ahead of schedule.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at April 25, 2019 06:17 PM (IfYaq)

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Morons, look to this man as an example of efficiency. A Stakhanovite, through-and-through!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 06:18 PM (AzW6q)

360 Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 06:16 PM (5aY+7)

Yeah and they were asking $209,000. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:18 PM (dUJdY)

361 339 WeaselDog said it smelled fine to her.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 06:11 PM (5aY+7
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Fatso got her own piece of ham! I tore it into little pieces to give to her while I ate the sammich.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:18 PM (MVjcR)

362 Ham, swiss, mustard, sauerkraut.

Posted by: Sammich Police at April 25, 2019 06:18 PM (wNN8A)

363 basements - from what I've gathered from friend and family around the country, draw a horizontal line through Kansas City. Just about every house above that line has a basement; just about every house below it doesn't.

In southern states, everything built before 1950 (and some after) is pier and beam, meaning you've got no foundation at all. (actually works better than you'd think, and it's really cheap to build) 1950's and on, it's all concrete slab. Most places in the south, either bedrock is too close to the surface or it's the water table, so no basements.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 06:20 PM (Kpl3J)

364 304 I'm pretty sure I've read that large parts of Africa believe raping virgins will cure an individual's AIDS.

Victorian England's whorehouses advertised them as a Fresh, that is a virgin, and charged very high premiums for punters to have them first in order to cure their syphilis.

Victorian doctors made good coin sewing back hymens...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 25, 2019 06:21 PM (UFLLM)

365 "The UN Wanted to End Sexual Violence in War".

Not sending UN "peacekeepers" there would go a long way to cutting back on sexual violence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:21 PM (c9gj1)

366 I can think of no greater compliment than to be a Stakhanovite in the realm of drink. Thanks!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at April 25, 2019 06:21 PM (IfYaq)

367 https://babylonbee.com/news/
infographic-guide-to-alternative-
names-for-world-religions

polite bike rider

Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2019 06:21 PM (FhXTo)

368 I'm drinking a white merlot that I don't like so I'm going to have to drink faster to get rid of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 06:21 PM (5aY+7)

369 359 Morons, look to this man as an example of efficiency. A Stakhanovite, through-and-through!

from wikipedia:

A preponderance of rural Stakhanovites were women, working as milkmaids, calf tenders, and fieldworkers.

so... they walked behind calves carrying coal?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 06:22 PM (sGtp+)

370 Grrr I was just going to post the Bee infographic.

I'm wheezing over here abut the Jehovah's Witness.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)

371 Another lie. It's all they do. Lie, lie, lie.

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH9YRpz757Y

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

372 Fox just did a story on the measles outbreak blaming it exclusively on anti vaxxers. No mention at all where the virus could be coming from.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:23 PM (gC2IV)

373 Victorian doctors made good coin sewing back hymens...

sigh

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 25, 2019 06:23 PM (EgshT)

374 I've never heard of a white merlot Ben. Sounds gross lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:23 PM (dUJdY)

375 I'm drinking a white merlot that I don't like so I'm going to have to drink faster to get rid of it.

Good for you. You're applying yourself.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 06:24 PM (TYC2c)

376 Victorian England's whorehouses advertised them as a Fresh, that is a virgin, and charged very high premiums for punters to have them first in order to cure their syphilis.

Victorian doctors made good coin sewing back hymens...

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Well, no wonder it didn't work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)

377 364 Victorian doctors made good coin sewing back hymens...

known down here in the lower 48 as "canadian hymens".

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 06:24 PM (sGtp+)

378

The Saudi's actually crucified a condemned "criminal":

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6959883

If I read that right, they nailed him up after he was dead, and beheaded. So they put a headless crucified body on public display.

Is it wrong that I'm actually thinking about Brennan now?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:24 PM (f1Vqw)

379 351 Canada's Ontario province has passed legislation that allows the
government to seize children from families that refuse to accept their
child's chosen "gender identity" or "gender expression."

Story over at The Christian Post.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 05:57 PM (TYC2c)

If Canada was a real country, I might even be concerned. My brother's family will be fine, and I'm certainly not raising kids there.
Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2019 06:17 PM (pZ+Vo)

Would anyone be surprised if California, or New York, or NJ, passed similar legislation?

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 06:24 PM (Izzlo)

380 Ben Had, that's good strategery right there.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 25, 2019 06:24 PM (t0Z53)

381 347 Where I grew up in Texas, shallow bedrock made basements cost prohibitive. Our tornado plan was to not get hit by a tornado.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:15 PM (gC2IV)

Average percentage of population in US Tornado Alley killed each year by tornadoes, over the past 50 years, must be pretty danged low. Spending $6K for a tornado shelter is not worth it IMHO. Plus, the shelter won't do you any good if you are driving or at a friend's no-shelter house.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 06:25 PM (AMIL/)

382 Victorian doctors made good coin sewing back hymens...

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Dammit, can't we go one day around here without someone blaming the Jews?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:26 PM (bsfko)

383
In the land of the Religion of Peace, every young bride knows she better get some chicken blood to put on the honeymoon bed to prove she was still a virgin.

If not, hubby can honor kill her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:26 PM (f1Vqw)

384 Hm. I rather like tequila. Casa Blanco Crystal. Think I'll have another.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at April 25, 2019 06:26 PM (IfYaq)

385 [removed by our lawyers]

Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2019 06:26 PM (FhXTo)

386 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:26 PM (q177U)

387 Would anyone be surprised if California, or New York, or NJ, passed similar legislation?

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 06:24 PM (Izzlo)

The first two aren't really American, so no. The latter would, but mainly because there are more than ten men in Jersey who would not sit still for it.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (RWFpz)

388 'White' red wine types are made by separating the skins from the juice in the wine making. Zinfandel is a red grape but is made into white Zinfandel. Never heard of white Merlot but why not?

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (BbGew)

389 Fox just did a story on the measles outbreak blaming
it exclusively on anti vaxxers. No mention at all where the virus could
be coming from.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:23 PM (gC2IV)

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900 anti-vaxxers > 30M illegals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (bsfko)

390 Isn't Carolyn Maloney the dimwitted, feclkess cvnt who essentially stood on her husband's still-warm courpse to declare she's running for Congress because a gun wandered on its own onto a train and just went off?

Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (giAl1)

391 Germany wanted to pass the "reproductive rights for all" and pay for on the backs of the American taxpayer.

I am really getting tired of paying the bill for those wretches that run the EU.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (qC1Sy)

392 368
I'm drinking a white merlot that I don't like so I'm going to have to drink faster to get rid of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 25, 2019 06:21 PM (5aY+7)

That first drink of scotch makes we wand to drink is faster as well. Funny how the last drink tastes just fine. Makes me want another.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (IuUh9)

393 We have had enough close calls where I live to warrant wanting a basement. Actually had one touch down a few years back just 2 blocks from us. We were in Phoenix. Daughter was home though and freaking the hell out. I said go to damn basement!! Why are you on FB you dummy??!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

394
Also, asked the new Bond Girl to stay away from me:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6960299

Ana de Armas is her name.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (f1Vqw)

395 We had one bounce over our house once (Alabama). $6K would be worth every penny if you live somewhere that has a warning every other day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (bsfko)

396 Tookie Williams was a gang member on death row in California for a double murder committed during an armed robbery. He shot a restaurant owner and his daughter at close range, in the face, with a shot gun, and the prosecution proved he laughed about it later.

While on death row, he wrote, or some ghost writer wrote, a children's book. The book was cited by anti-death-penalty activists, including actor Mike Farrell of M*A*S*H, as a reason to spare his life. Tookie has long since been executed.

Out of curiosity, while the idiot communists were pstill demonstrating in front of the penitentiary, I looked up the book on Amazon. The price was about $150 a copy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2019 06:38 PM (t5m5e)

397 Please come back to Twitter, Ace.

Posted by: School Marm at April 26, 2019 05:03 AM (YVAaf)

398 Bill Clinton is an actual rapist and will continue to be one so long as his enabler, Hillary, draws breath.

I'm sorry I've been around long enough to realize that a good portion of our government is made up of evil people. and that includes Chinese kanoodler Diane Feinstein and others who wield real power.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at April 26, 2019 05:48 AM (xZjSg)

399 If Jehovah has had enough of us, I think it's time to forget the rainbow and just go straight to what we deserve.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at April 26, 2019 05:51 AM (xZjSg)

400 like a UN resolution will definitely stop wartime rape.....

Posted by: plume at April 26, 2019 06:02 AM (9bzf/)

401 "I'm not on twitter anymore"-got chased off it by an NRO writer.

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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