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Surprise! McCain Family Will Support Joe Biden For President
Update: Cindy McCain Says She's Not Getting Involved
Is this a full denial or a carefully-worded denial?
I'm not sure.Joe Biden is a wonderful man and dear friend of the McCain Family. However, I have no intention of getting involved in presidential politics.
— Cindy McCain (@cindymccain) April 24, 2019
The late Sen. John McCain's family plans to support former Vice President Joe Biden's White House bid, backing the Democrat not only in his party's crowded primary race but also in a general election matchup with President Trump, the Washington Examiner has learned. ... Sources close to both Biden's presidential campaign and the McCains said that at some point during the White House race, McCain's widow Cindy, 64, and daughter Meghan, 34, a host on "The View," will offer their public support in the hope of removing Trump from office in 2020.Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (w7KSn)
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Joe Biden must lose the nomination, if only for the purpose of embarrassing and further repudiating the McCain family.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your winnings, Sir at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (KUaJL)
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Ted Kennedy and Mary Jo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (ANN96)
Bingo
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: megansnastysnatch at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (eZqDy)
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (dBLO3)
Something the McCains should ponder, considering their behavior.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: Speaker Pelosi at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: Sjg at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (gDSJf)
The dirty deals for his son with Ukraine will sink him faster than his hands on 12 -year-old training bra stops.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (+FCSF)
Posted by: Sjg at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (gDSJf)
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Because of their influence in back rooms filled with smoke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: troyriser at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (1JpTT)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Slow Joe at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Orson at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (tei1R)
The dirty deals for his son with Ukraine will sink him faster than his hands on 12 -year-old training bra stops.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)
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"It was just Joe being Joe! Not a scandal!"
-The MSM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (ANN96)
The DC swamp takes care of its own.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: hero in name only at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (1XtI9)
Unfortunately I think it will since Johnnie is still viewed as some sort of hero...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (kwbNb)
Posted by: troyriser at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (1JpTT)
Substitute the Trump base for Republicans.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (wGofB)
F these people.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (dBLO3)
what's the Vegas line on who Biden gropes first?
tough call, fit older lady or lots of groping acreage...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Dirty Dead John McCain at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (2Y1kI)
Unfortunately I think it will since Johnnie is still viewed as some sort of hero...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (O2RFr)
Spam and cheez whiz on a stale kaiser roll.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (+FCSF)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (mBK03)
After 5 years of public executions by GEOTUS we might need a break.
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (NF9CI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (+FCSF)
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Slow Joe at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (RKQ/v)
Mostly lipids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (+FCSF)
LOL. hope so.. I guess you could call me vindictive but I wish the truth would come out about McCain and shut his family up.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: TheFatMcCain at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (K3B2k)
The walls are closing in?
It's gonna be an early night?
And yes, I knew typing this would cost me a top ten.
Screw you Letterman.
Posted by: teej at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (E9vLe)
Who?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (2Y1kI)
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MD governor.
I swear, I can't imagine a better way for these pseudo-Republicans to invalidate themselves at a national level than to throw themselves into a guaranteed primary loss against a popular (within the party) sitting president.
They imagine that this is 1968 and Trump is LBJ, but the analogy is really wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: Pep at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (J/A5t)
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (NF9CI)
They want him out before he shifts his attention towards old Johnny all personal like
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (VpIIl)
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Larry Hogan, R Gov of MD to primary trump.
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Who?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM
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Exactly. And that will still be the reaction after the primaries.
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (x6XkS)
Posted by: Pep at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (J/A5t)
Do the lefties think that they can beat Trump voters over their heads with anything the McCain beyotches have to say?
BTW, has anyone ever seen Amy Shumer and Megan McCain in the same room at the same time?
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (3U22A)
Posted by: Travelin' Man&&&& at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (30kdF)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (K3B2k)
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Nah. They are deathly afraid his actions become public.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (HWL85)
Who?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (2Y1kI)
He was that ex POW like McCain, only in the Big one.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (/Njku)
They want him out before he shifts his attention towards old Johnny all personal like
The graft from selling arms to ISIS is not going to buy Crash a legacy, or perhaps it will.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (2Y1kI)
They want to recapture all that funereal high praise and accolades. Unlike the entombening, however, with political endorsing comes serious blow back from those not enchanted with their choice.
They will not like how this turns on their perceived high status on the political pyramid.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (3U22A)
Schumer looks like she should be wearing butter and syrup.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (Bdeb0)
The dirty deals for his son with Ukraine will sink him faster than his hands on 12 -year-old training bra stops.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)
And you know how that will be spun:
It was for the greater good.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Joey Choo-choo at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (F3l8A)
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (F4O0d)
Posted by: Slow Joe at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (HUFx8)
Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (MWTI2)
Doesn't this mean that the MacTruck Meghan can no longer represent the GOP on The View?
No,no.. She's a "real" republican... Like Captain Bill
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (O2RFr)
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Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (MAstk)
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If he gets through to the nomination, then he gains the air of bipartisan which could help him on the margins when the media takes it up on a full court press.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (so+oy)
*rips off shirt, does hand windmill around the ear pose*
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Timothy Stenger at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (Nftf1)
Sniff. Nuzzle. Lick. Bite.
There Will Be Grope.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)
They're not even going to insult us by pretending to want another Republican to win in 2020. Sucks for Romney and Weld - womp, womp!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jean
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If you're looking for quantity, Meghan's wins no contest!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (3sjI6)
Shockingly, I think Amy is prettier than Meghan. Amy has a nice fat girl face to go with her body. Meghan looks like Cindy trapped in a sumo suit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (aKsyK)
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And meeting with ISIS, conducting private foreign policy and intelligence, along with Hillary.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (+FCSF)
Posted by: John McCain speaking at an all girls school at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (Boy/L)
1968: Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!
2020: Ho! Ho! Ho for Joe!
Ho! in the pejorative sense, of course.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (CW16p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM
Yep - the real analogy is 1972 and Nixon - except this time the Deep State launched their coup too early and too ineptly.
It reminds of one the few things Marx got right: "History does indeed Repeat; the first time as Tragedy, the second time as Farce."
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Hint. everybody already knew.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (VpIIl)
*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (4dbFH)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)
Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (4dbFH)
And if Sniffy Joe wins the nomination it's good leverage to help split the Sanders faction. Especially after they realize once again the fix is in at the DNC.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Max Power
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*fist bump*
Exactly. Who gives a care - its not like McLame was nothing but a DIABLO anyway. Maverick my hairy ass.. stabs us in the back early and often.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (9B/d8)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)
Yup. No doubt they will. BUT we are now aware of their game now, and it's not going to play well in flyover country.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (Fs5vw)
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This won't help him get through.
The left will now savage McCain as a war monger, to target Biden.
They shouldn't have announced this yet.
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (MAstk)
To honor the late John McCain the family has decided to crash the Biden campaign.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (xPJvm)
Meghan looks like Cindy trapped in a sumo suit.
LOL!
Ed Sullivan, circa 1970: "And now, live on our stage, the comedic hijinks of the team Cindy and Cindy in a Sumo Suit!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)
Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Amen.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (HUFx8)
Posted by: rd at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (gou/W)
And make RBG Attorney General. She might still be above ground. Embalmed, sure, but it saves you the spade work.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (3sjI6)
Maggie Moo's tits are DEVINE for the ole Honk Honk!
Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (88+cf)
HeLLLOOOOOOO...still available.....
Posted by: RBG, broadcasting "live" from an unknown location. at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (951Yv)
Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Amen.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (HUFx
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Sanders supporters are liars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: DESCENDENTS at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)
Sanders supporters say if he is denied again they will all vote forTrump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
We don't need them too. If they vote for anybody else, or write in Mickey Mouse, or stay homenstoned, that's a win.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (+FCSF)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (3U22A)
Maybe Joe Biden is delaying his announcement until he can schedule this pair to stand with him at the podium.
There isn't a single fire marshall in Philly who won't insist on twin I-beams every 24" under that stage.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)
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The machine is explicitly against Sanders now. That's why they're having their shadowy meeting in CA and NY discussing out to stop him.
The energy is split, but mostly concentrated on Sanders, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Just like the PUMAs did in 2008?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (+FCSF)
Posted by: pincorrect at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (UOlq9)
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (WvFai)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (+FCSF)
Well, they could kiss each other on the lips to get the LGBQRSTUVWXYZ vote.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (/H8v6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (V+jJS)
Nah. Terrible, damaging stuff is coming out against every single other candidate than him. The worst thing that came out is that he's a millionaire, which everyone already knew.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)
The out of power Never Trumpers, sure. But Romney's too cautious, and he's still got too much to lose. Romney would never take that risk. If there's anything we've learned about him, it's that he's NOT a fighter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (suql3)
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (VpIIl)
140 The machine is behind Sanders right now, although I think it would easily shift to Biden if he seemed to be winning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)
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The machine is explicitly against Sanders now. That's why they're
having their shadowy meeting in CA and NY discussing out to stop him.
The energy is split, but mostly concentrated on Sanders, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (ANN96)
I thought the DNC did some type of rule change to prevent Sanders, who is not a democrat - from running for the democratic nomination.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (uLuPn)
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He's a can't-miss winner embodying the eight glorious years of the DogEater regime. What's not to like? Vegas has him at 1 to 3 odds of winning no doubt ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (dBLO3)
Nah. Terrible, damaging stuff is coming out against every single other candidate than him. The worst thing that came out is that he's a millionaire, which everyone already knew.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)
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It doesn't take a machine to dribble out bad information about candidates.
They're all going after each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (fF3XF)"
Conservatively she's about 190, but probably closer to 210.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (oZ6kz)
129 so what does jeb bush's backing get biden? the votes from his immediate family?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (MTjB1)
A warehouse full of slightly used "Please Clap" signs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (pNxlR)
Who?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (2Y1kI)
this is assuming Klink is going to let him out of Stalag 13, right?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)
You got that from The Babylon Bee, right?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)
If Rmoney thinks he has a shot in 2024 no way he endorses Groper Joe.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (I54dk)
The left and other campaigns will destroy him.
40 years worth of shit ready to be made public.
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (MAstk)
This is my entirely not shocked face.
But Meggie Mac is totes conservative, you guys. Really.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (fF3XF)
Maybe Megan doesn't mind being groped by some old creepy guy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (jxbfJ)
And CNN says it's all good
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (VpIIl)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (uLuPn)
It does to suddenly focus on Biden's gropey behavior after decades of burying and ignoring it in the press. It does to nail every candidate... except Sanders.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (39g3+)
having their shadowy meeting in CA and NY discussing out to stop him.
The energy is split, but mostly concentrated on Sanders, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019
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Agreed. The DNC and party elders want to snuff this guy out.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: pincorrect
The top is bulging; does that mean anything?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (NF7WJ)
The FBI arrested Claiborne on March 28. She made her first appearance this afternoon in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (QkjLD)
They're all going after each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (ANN96)
The nascent Dem primary season is already turning into a food fight.
I love it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic a
210?
the left side or the right side?
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (4dbFH)
Probably not. With Meghan up there, you probably couldn't fit Biden in frame. That might hide his groping from the cameras, though...
Posted by: Grimaldi at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (byAbd)
+++
I don't think the announcement is for us or as a serious consideration for Biden exactly, but an insidery announcement of readiness to aid the democrat candidate financially no matter who
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (suql3)
No way I was going to vote for Biden but NOW I am going to actively campaign against him and the pseudo-conservative cartel of the McCains, Romneys and their deep state ilk.
Great move to give us something to rally against!
Posted by: Batterup at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (QkjLD)
Either that or I do not.
McCain's relevance was long established by 2012.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (8erNz)
they sway another 100 TOWARD Trump, from the blue collar middle/undecided. Nothing like a bunch of rich Republicans backing Mobster/Molester Biden to move AverageJoe votes to Trump.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Glenn John at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (LilNs)
The Repubs hate Trump and think CUJ can beat him.
The Dems hate Bernie and see that Bernie and his bros are leading in the polls.
Even if CUJ didn't want to run, he's running.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (VpIIl)
fuck me.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Don't be hard on yourself, consider the alternatives.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (/H8v6)
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (gou/W)
I'm perfectly happy to have a couple of RINO leftist DIABLOs fight to the death for the balance while Trump racks up 70% in every primary - including in Weld's and Hogan's home states.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (GEhPL)
Secret Service Skinny Dip, my pool, 7 PM! Megs is gonna raffle off a titty-fuck!
Ahhh, to be strictly accurate, they'll be my tits, but still...
Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (UFLLM)
Remember, that Cindy is rich and available. And has low standards
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (NF7WJ)
And she comes with all the free beer you can drink.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (2Y1kI)
He's lucky they even let him caucus with them.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (F4O0d)
"Oh really?"
-- John F. Kerry, who flew commercial recently and might be low on cash
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (jxbfJ)
They changed the rules so that (IIRC) super delegates don't have the dispositive say unless there's no clear winner on the first vote.
Something like that. It doesn't really matter, since they'll rig the whole thing behind the scenes anyway. It's kinda like the voting rules in the USSR's Central Committee.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (I4S4k)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (nFwvY)
Well back to the couch... AHOY!
Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (2nW6u)
Well, now that Bootyjudge stole all his momentum, Beto could probably use a 2nd rich wife.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)
I voted for Palin -not Mcstain.
Posted by: Smart aleck commenter at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (LilNs)
Voted for Rmoney in 2012 - couldn't pull the trigger for McQueeg in 2008, and Palin was going nowhere by then (thanks, in no small part, to McQueeg himself) and voted for Chuck Baldwin instead.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (jdGlx)
I have heard rumors--probably apocryphal?--that some Bernie Sanders people disgusted with what Hillary did actually did go vote for Trump?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)
Yeah other than fundraising I can't figure out why the Democratic Party even bothers having a primary election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: aelfheld at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (IxDhF)
Not exactly a looker, is she?
Posted by: Uber Justice Klovenhoofer at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I thought there was a moron on that detail?
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:47 PM (gou/W)
Maybe she killed and et him.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (HUFx8)
/it's not democrats vs. republicans, it's deep state vs. outsiders. We're outsiders.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (TYC2c)
Posted by: ejochs at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (lSFMQ)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (4YHTV)
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 02:48 PM (nFwvY)
Warren Wilhelm Klink.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (hjaPQ)
Warren Wilhelm Klink.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)
aka DeBolshevik
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (HWL85)
The left and other campaigns will destroy him.
40 years worth of shit ready to be made public.
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 02:43 PM (MAstk)
THIS. I don't think the old DNCers realize just how savage the leftist monster they created is willing to destroy them. Like spiders eating their own.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (/H8v6)
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (fF3XF)
YOU were that guy!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)
And yeah, tell us again how there is no uniparty and the Republicans are fighting like hell for us.
Posted by: Thatch at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (v5Cc/)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose
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Joe could do it in blackface, and they would be okay with it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)
Grope and Strange.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
When I first saw your post, I thought "now that has to be a Babylon Bee headline". but Dear God it's true! I can't think of two more loathsome individuals, they deserve each other. First, Tom Arnold, desperately trying to attract attention, and the only way he can is to befriend some loser headed to prison and then secretly tape him so he can spill all the confidential info later.
and then Cohen - what an idiot!! he's supposed to be the Big Lawyer, and he doesn't know that he could get hauled into Court again and have his sentence extended for stupid talk like that? Judges always hate that shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (2Y1kI)
Well, the only one in my town, actually - my town went 65% for the milk-chocolate messiah in 08.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM
Diet Coke, monitor, paper towel, thanks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (xR1UF)
*
*
. . .
Until he can schedule Meghan's pair to stand with him at the podium.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Well, that pretty much wraps up this thread. We have a winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)
Grope and Strange.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
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The Gropes of Wrath.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
The McCain family continues to suck diseased cock!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)
OK.
Back from the butcher shop.
The tender ribeye awaits my not-so-tender mercies.
Now, IIRC, there's a gnostic gospel that describes the Jews in Egypt eating "matzoh and shellfish," which makes shrimp Passover friendly.
Right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (5aX2M)
The Repubs hate Trump and think CUJ can beat him.
The Dems hate Bernie and see that Bernie and his bros are leading in the polls.
Even if CUJ didn't want to run, he's running.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (e9omi)
Yeah, I thought for a moment he might bow out when he delayed his announcement but there's just too much pushing him in. Now the BernieBros will go in overdrive with the scandals. There's a lot of REALLY juicy stuff in the wings, and I don't mean Meggy after a workout.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (+FCSF)
This election season, once again, is a circus. Who isn't running at this point and which GOPe isn't going to jump in to primary Trump?
I pray for the President and his family to remain strong and have their heads on a swivel because the knives and jackals are everywhere.
Posted by: turambar at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (s2J6c)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (xE7+x)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Just like the PUMAs did in 2008?
Posted by: Cat Ass Troph
...............
They did not vote for Trump in 2016, but a helluva lot of them simply stayed home rather than voting for Hillary.. it will probably be the same if Uncle Joe gets to nom, though to a much lesser extent.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (so+oy)
++++
And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (HWL85)
Pfft. I manage a bigger budget and more people than that guy who I've never heard of.
Posted by: Jimbo of Jimbo's Bait-n-Tackle at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (5tb4C)
Theres a lot less love for that a-hope than they think
Posted by: Naturalfake at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (05g8Y)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable
..........
pretty sure Cory Booker will take a pass there..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:53 PM (gou/W)
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LOLLLLLLLLLL!
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)
Grope and Strange.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
---------
The Gropes of Wrath.
Posted by: WisRich
Faith, Grope and Charity
Posted by: Uber Justice Klovenhoofer at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (nEOLy)
THIS. I don't think the old DNCers realize just how savage the leftist monster they created is willing to destroy them. Like spiders eating their own.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM
But the Dem candidates promised not to attack each other!!
Posted by: Grimaldi at April 24, 2019 02:55 PM (V/f/L)
The Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)
Grope and Strange.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Strange you can be feelin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable
..........
pretty sure Cory Booker will take a pass there..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (so+oy)
But if Mayor Buttplug should make that offer ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (ZqRa6)
And now Hogan is going to primary trump along with Weld.
Who?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
Col. Hogan and Tuesday Weld?
He's dead and she's a little long in the tooth, but whatevs. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)
We of the superior morality of the Feel The Bern movement would never stoop to supporting an evil, capitalist billionaire as the leader of this propositional nation. A millionaire, sure. But, a billionaire is too selfish.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (mjlXF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (Ct55T)
Grope and Strange.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
---------
The Gropes of Wrath.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
Grope Me! Grope Me!
Posted by: Not Billy Squier ... at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (ZqRa6)
That was yesterday. Today, he is a hero who stood up to Trump, largely by being a self-centered dick.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+FCSF)
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (xR1UF)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (4YHTV)
Now I know better. Those conspiracy theories didn't even go far enough. The truth - - that the Deep State permeates all power structures in DC - -is much worse than they even imagined.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
It's been done
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2019 02:56 PM (ZqRa6)
Provide just enough of a fig-leaf for suburban, white, middle-and-upper class mostly women to ignore the fact that Creepy Joe is running as a full-on communist and vote against the BadOrangeManWhoIsVeryVeryBad
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (fF3XF)
Yeah other than fundraising I can't figure out why the Democratic Party even bothers having a primary election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The pagentry! The glamour! The blowjobs!
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (uGKH7)
Starring Walter the ventriloquist doll
Sponsored by Welch's Grope Juice
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (xPJvm)
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So it's not just me.
Biden really does look like Walter.
Posted by: SMH at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+FCSF)
John Podesta as president.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (HUFx8)
I look forward to Trump smashing whoever the Dems run in 2020 and ridiculing the McCains the entire time. They deserve every last bit of criticism coming their way.
Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (vgyEp)
Posted by: John McCain's Last Words at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (99KL3)
Posted by: George Will at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (ttcnd)
Not exactly a looker, is she?
Is that a criterion?
Posted by: Henry Kissinger at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (8erNz)
He will swoop in with LOTS of support, portraying himself as a Middle of the Road Adult in the room.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (NgKpN)
=====
Hillary Clinton as president.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (xE7+x)
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (IXZGh)
A fight for grope and glory,
A case of fool and lie . . .
The fundamental things apply
As Biden goes by. . . ."
Posted by: Zombie Sam at the Old Rick's at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (nFwvY)
To honor the late John McCain the family has decided to crash the Biden campaign.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:39 PM (TAmPV)
_____
LOL -- my vote for threadwinner.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (dBLO3)
+++
Campaign poster:
3/4 profile picture of Biden, text underneath reads "and Glory"
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (HWL85)
***
Correction:
I give Joe Biden my full endorshment for Preshident of the United Shtatesh!
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+FCSF)
Think of what he'd do to the military. /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)
He will swoop in with LOTS of support, portraying himself as a Middle of the Road Adult in the room.
Posted by: Don Q
Biden 2020: playing in traffic!
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (nEOLy)
"But me like little girlses!"
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (UFLLM)
=====
Hillary Clinton as president.
***
Isn't that the same thing?
Oh, sorry. I missed the "openly" part.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (+FCSF)
---------------------------------------------
Well, we've already had the closeted gay progressive as president and look how well that worked out.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (4YHTV)
Personally, I am waiting to see who the widow of the grandson of Chester Nimitz will be backing before making up my mind one way or the other.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (hdzef)
g'afternoon, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (DTxkh)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (m/Gc2)
Not exactly a looker, is she?
Is that a criterion?
Posted by: Henry Kissinger at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (8erNz)
With a name right out of a dime store smut novel it should be.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (TAmPV)
"But me like little girlses!"
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 03:01 PM (5tb4C)
Biden/Polanski 2020!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (pg90N)
Make it so they will stop showing their faces in public. We need to make these kinds of traitors pay a price and that seems like a good one to make them pay.
Posted by: southdakota conservative at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (wg50I)
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I so hope he stays out of it. We've got former Auburn football coach Tommy Tuberville who's announced, along with Rep Bradley Byrne.
Mo Brooks, my preference, is polling well, but he says he probably won't run.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (Pqytn)
He will swoop in with LOTS of support, portraying himself as a Middle of the Road Adult in the room.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:59 PM (NgKpN)
Nah, he'll announce before the week is over. With Meghan standing behind him trying to hide the box of donuts stashed in her shirt and Cindy holding a beer.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)
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G-d willing.
He roasts in Hell, but he also deserves for his name to become a curse in the mouth of patriots.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 03:02 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 03:03 PM (eIlkN)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable
..........
pretty sure Cory Booker will take a pass there..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 02:54 PM (so+oy)
But if Mayor Buttplug should make that offer ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
___________
How about a debate between Booker and Buttstuff? In a dark room. With Obama as the moderator.
Posted by: Furious George at April 24, 2019 03:03 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:03 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2019 03:03 PM (K3B2k)
====
And a kilo of cocaine
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (xE7+x)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (mjlXF)
What this country needs is a good land war in Asia!
And quite a few young female 80's big hair interns in my office!
Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (+FCSF)
Maybe they will pitch an entertaining hissy fit when Trump ignores them (like Eminem did).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (ERkyq)
Posted by: yankeefifth
-----------
*recollects Dole falling through a banister*
I'll give Bob points, he picked himself up, dusted himself off, and stayed the course.
I guess a guy with Purple Hearts, two Bronze Stars, and who carried shell fragments around with him for 50 years, and who has a useless arm, is up to that kind of thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (CDGwz)
I disagree.
He is the strongest of the Dem candidates. By far.
This is because he can do a good imitation of a normal, "moderate," old-style Dem.
Of course, he is NOT a moderate and will have no trouble uniting the party nutcases behind him, especially if he picks a fashionable VP --- which he undoubtedly will.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
There is no deep state!
There is no uniparty!
There is no fake news!
McCain family endorses Gropey Joe 2020
You like me...You really, really like me!!!
Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: N. Bates at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (ZNG0R)
I'll blow any and everybody that votes for Bernie!!
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (GEhPL)
Yes, but can you still fog a mirror?
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (mjlXF)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (UFLLM)
When I vocalized voting third party or not voting at all for McCain (over FB and even here [One caveat about here, it was a much different place then in 08 than now]) but many of the same people, pundicts, and talking heads--cited saying that it was a binary election in 2008, Barrack or Maverick, told me it's a spectrum in 2016.
Saying we all need to get in line with the Nominee.
But then, when it was right leaning/conservative candidate (Ken Cuccinelli comes to mind) The squishes melt away and can't depend on their support..
Fuck the all.
Posted by: Blanco at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (QGdDN)
***
Very appropriate choice of verbs there.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)
I've heard the same. And you could believe it's true. It was pretty clear the DNC shafted Bernie. A lot of us dropped out the the lesser of two evils voting trap when we realized what the GOP was all about.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (jdGlx)
The CIA gave him cancer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (2Y1kI)
biden is delaying his announcement mostly because he has to reinforce the structure to hold meg.
Posted by: yankeefifth
He should pump her full of Helium and slap a Biden 2020 banner on her.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)
Yes, but can you still fog a mirror?
Posted by: ALH
______________________
Is that what you whipper-snappers are calling it these days?
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (uf5be)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (Gz0CT)
Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (2Y1kI)
Asking for a friend.
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Oh, absolutely!
Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (xE7+x)
I'll blow any and everybody that votes for Bernie!!
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 24, 2019 03:04 PM (GEhPL)
Yes, but can you still fog a mirror?
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (uLuPn
The better question is can you cast a reflection in a mirror.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Zombie Johnny McMaverick at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: E. Swallowswell/Peter Buttplug 2020 at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (90T4r)
First thought that popped into my head. And yes, "hazard" is the correct word.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (RD7QR)
Please clap!
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (e9omi)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:05 PM (uLuPn)
Yes, use chopsticks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
I disagree.
He is the strongest of the Dem candidates. By far.
This is because he can do a good imitation of a normal, "moderate," old-style Dem.
Of course, he is NOT a moderate and will have no trouble uniting the party nutcases behind him, especially if he picks a fashionable VP --- which he undoubtedly will.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
I agree with what you're saying. Problem is, the base has lurched so far left, he can't run as a moderate old-school Democrat. They already despise him. He's an old white guy. He's gonna have to court the base and it's gonna get weird.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (fF3XF)
Like Kathleen Parker being upset that after her husband saw Sarah Palin her fat ass became the no-go zone?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: ejochs at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (lSFMQ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (VfdXf)
Mother? Is that you?
Posted by: N. Bates
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I love this place. In a manly way, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: VC McCain at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (tv7DV)
true. It was pretty clear the DNC shafted Bernie. A lot of us dropped
out the the lesser of two evils voting trap when we realized what the
GOP was all about.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (jdGlx)
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My guess is that most of the Bernie people either didn't show up on election day, or voted Green or Libertarian. The Bernie voters who did vote in the General cost Hillary at least Michigan.
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
What? After I campaigned so hard here?
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (/H8v6)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: yankeefifth
He should pump her full of Helium and slap a Biden 2020 banner on her.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)
Our strategic helium supply is running tragically low... there is not enough left to meet other needs AND make MeggieMac light enough not to fall through the statge.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (ERkyq)
Posted by: Fake...Everything at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (wYpdn)
He will swoop in with LOTS of support, portraying himself as a Middle of the Road Adult in the room.
Posted by: Don Q
I can see this.
But it will further enrage the BernieBots who--after Trump announces some sweetheart deal for student loans--will flock to OrangeManBad....or stay home.
Win.Win.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (NFEMn)
The CIA gave him cancer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:07 PM (2Y1kI)
You think you're making a joke...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)
***
Bernouts voting Libertarian?
Well, there is the weed thing, so I guess...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:10 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: tubal
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'Durac'? Is breed of swine?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (xSo9G)
If they're serious about kneecapping the AOC insurgency, they'll run Sanders.
Biden's fall, and it will be a fall (Trump isn't easily bullied like Paul Ryan was), will give the insurgency more ammo and power.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (VfdXf)
Metropolitan Philadelphia laughs at your Los Angeles. Laughs from its anus of failure.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
It's wonderful that this piece of trash is going from office. His useless, entitled family needs to be dragged into his mud as well. F them
Posted by: Buanadha at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (j9qVD)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)
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I doubt that more than a handful went that far.
But I do personally know several Bernie-bros who did not vote at all or, more often, voted Libertarian.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Jacques at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Ehp3D)
Posted by: Jonah at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (3HJaX)
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Too lazy to Google it, but it has to be north of 150.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (JKNZq)
No Dem will be "easy" as they have a starting point of like 43%, but Trump will beat all comers.
If Biden is TCO, it's a Hail Mary attempt because DNC leadership knows Biden is literally their only shot to match up.
They never planned on having to run a white guy again. When they lose, they will say that's the reason. Too white and male.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (mjlXF)
Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (q177U)
Some think Biden will be easy to defeat. I disagree. He is the strongest of the Dem candidates. By far. This is because he can do a good imitation of a normal, "moderate," old-style Dem.
I think his biggest problem will be he is up to eyeballs in the corrupt Ukrainian oil and gas deal.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Fake...Everything at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:08 PM (2Y1kI)
I dropped out in the mid 90s, but Obama was so disturbing I actually ducked back in and voted for Romney. In a way, with Romney we likely wouldn't get trump and as hard as things are now it's likely worth it he lost.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (jdGlx)
Duroc - large red hogs
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 03:12 PM (JKNZq)
I was going to say those Klingon sisters on Star Trek. I woulda been close though even with that answer.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)
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Creepy Uncle Joe will have the media on his side, spewing out whatever "truth" the campaign wants to get out on any particular day.
Then the underground "truth" will go out to the younger, more radicalized dems, those who voted for AOC and Ilhan and the rest of them, saying that what they're hearing on MSM is just for the rubes, and Creepy Uncle is actually part of the resistance just like them.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: Jonah at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (3HJaX)
PREACH!
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (uLuPn)
Sherry McEvil, if you're still here please know I am, too... living my dream where you sent me. There are not enough "Thank you's" in the world.
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (NF9CI)
Creeper, you are most welcome, glad it worked out for you. Remind me where I sent you??
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (kXoT0)
This is because he can do a good imitation of a normal, "moderate," old-style Dem.
Of course, he is NOT a moderate and will have no trouble uniting the party nutcases behind him, especially if he picks a fashionable VP --- which he undoubtedly will.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
I agree with what you're saying. Problem is, the base has lurched so far left, he can't run as a moderate old-school Democrat. They already despise him. He's an old white guy. He's gonna have to court the base and it's gonna get weird.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)
Also, Biden will HAVE TO pick a far-lefty minority and/or woman as his VP to satisfy the crazies. Then Trump --or his surrogates--can hammer the "do you really want this person being one heart-beat from the presidency? Oh, and old Joe has a had a couple strokes btw....."
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (nFwvY)
666?
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (mjlXF)
At least you can get a decent steak sandwich in Philly.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (VfdXf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (Ehp3D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (eytER)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (ZNG0R)
Creeper, you are most welcome, glad it worked out for you. Remind me where I sent you??
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (kXoT0)
Probably a strip club.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (HUFx8)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (mjlXF)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: LZ 129 at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (2Y1kI)
Who cares? Gropin' Joe should have Romney standing on the podium while he's at it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)
On average, you got it about right... and whoever said they had a combined age north of 150 was also right.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (ERkyq)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
I'm not sure "funny" is the word. It does make me feel like an idiot for holding my nose and voting for Crash McCain in 2008.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm not sure a minority veep and a white massa is a good look for the Democrats.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (mjlXF)
Yeah, they need Governor Blackface.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Fake...Everything at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (VfdXf)
Metropolitan Philadelphia laughs at your Los Angeles. Laughs from its anus of failure.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses
Things will improve now in Philadelphia. The Flyers won't be playing God Bless America as sung by racist Kate Smith, so all your problems are solved. Yay, Philadelphia!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (WNAuL)
"Sure lifted the hell out of us"
--Hindenburg passengers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Don't give them any ideas!!!!
Posted by: Lakehurst NJ at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)
The other candidates know how weak he is, and will bleed him dry. If they have to make up a child victim, they will. Bank on it.
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (kXoT0)
***
Not quite as far north as I'd thought, but hey, I'll take it.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (ZNG0R)
Back when McShame's brain tumah first became public and people here were trying to be nice to the despicable piece of shit, I warned them ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (jAWsO)
Please clap!
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (e9omi)
Strange. I was just going to comment on this scenario. It wouldn't surprise me either.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (Fs5vw)
Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 03:14 PM (Ehp3D)
But Meggie Mac would be too dangerous to dock if she was filled with Hydrogen.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (uf5be)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Don't give them any ideas!!!!
Posted by: Lakehurst NJ at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (nEOLy)
Oh, the huge manatee!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (ujg0T)
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I doubt that more than a handful went that far.
But I do personally know several Bernie-bros who did not vote at all or, more often, voted Libertarian.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (Rxduq)
Which only goes to show what a joke the Losertarians have become. Their Party nominees in the past really WERE pro-liberty and anti-welfare state: John Hospers, Ed Clark, Andre Marrou, Ron Paul.
But *William Weld*? What a statist joke.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (2Y1kI)
But Meggie Mac would be too dangerous to dock if she was filled with Hydrogen.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (TAmPV)
Right. The Methane she's filled with is much safer.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Jonah at April 24, 2019 03:11 PM (3HJaX)
Perhaps true - but John Sydney McQueeg certainly didn't go out of his way to stay loyal to his first wife, did he.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Sadly, infinitely more combustible.
Posted by: The Hindenburg at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: George Will at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (Q1/bj)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (VfdXf)
just look at Florida, you know what part it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Sadly, infinitely more combustible.
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True, but in this case I don't see that being a problem.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses
Things will improve now in Philadelphia. The Flyers won't be playing God Bless America as sung by racist Kate Smith, so all your problems are solved. Yay, Philadelphia!!
Posted by: Puddleglum
There was a GoFundme campaign to euthanize 'Gritty' the Flyers mascot. That started right after the Flyers were stupid enough to molest a muppet to create it.
We should start a marathon or something for that.
Posted by: Lakehurst NJ at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (nEOLy)
Perhaps true - but John Sydney McQueeg certainly didn't go out of his way to stay loyal to his first wife, did he.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:17 PM (fF3XF)
They are both adulterers at the end of the day.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (HUFx8)
It will be the reverse of Palin.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)
Fun fact: Hydrogen has almost twice the lifting power of helium.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
There are drawbacks.
Posted by: Captain of the Hindenburg at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: nip at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Fake
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He is looking a little sickly these days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Fall River, MA, New England's Smelly Green Turd at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (9VeU0)
Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:16 PM (2Y1kI)
She'll end up on a Led Zeppelin album cover??
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Fake...Everything at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (4Eo4+)
Biden resembles an artist conception of Pelosi after her next round of facelifts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Biden 24%
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 6%
Warren 5%
Booker 3%
Castro 1%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)
He grew a goatee?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (2Y1kI)
Trump and his surrogates will go after Biden's inevitable far left
minority woman running mate and point out that Biden's had strokes and
"do you want Stacy Abram ONE HEART BEAT AWAY??"
It will be the reverse of Palin.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)
I don't know about that... the Gropey Joe (true) attacks practically write themselves.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (ERkyq)
Posted by: Boots
Oh yeah, the media will do everything possible to support. The propaganda is going to be insane in support of whoever they pick. But no matter what they tell the radicals in the party, I don't think it'll work. Not for someone like Joe Biden. They were "ripped-off" by the party in 16 with the Super Delegates. They're pissed.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (uGKH7)
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 6%
Warren 5%
Booker 3%
Castro 1%
Klobuchar 1%
***
Wait, I thought Fidel was dead.
I keed, I keed. Fidel would get far more than 1% of the Democrat vote.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (ZNG0R)
Cindy says not getting involved.
Posted by: Ha
Tough shit. The "name" is involved.
Maybe you should have talked to your daughter and told her to stfu.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Fake
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He is looking a little sickly these days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (CDGwz)
Heck, he ran for President in 1988, 32 years ago as of 2020.
And was torpedoed by plagiarism. But it wasn't that he plagiarized, but WHO and WHAT he plagiarized.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: CackleBot 9000, Two Time Loser at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Joe Biden is a wonderful man and dear friend of the McCain Family. However, I have no intention of getting involved in presidential politics.
looks like someone decided it was better to be rich than Trump cursed
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (nFwvY)
I was way off, 77 for Sanders and 76 for Biden.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)
On average, you got it about right... and whoever said they had a combined age north of 150 was also right.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (ERkyq)
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That must be the reason the Dems selected "Health Care" as the number one crisis in America.
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (N4xQB)
and now Megs is standing there with her arms crossed, tapping her feat and rolling her eyes, saying "Mom!! You're EMBARRASING me!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: blaster
He should announce here in Delaware, that electoral powerhouse.....bwahahaha
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: mc at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (l1TIo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2019 03:22 PM (u82oZ)
Joey Bidet is a lot less scary to the old white Dems, we're gonna use him for fundraising, then kick him to the curb like a torn condom at midnight showing of Where the Girls Aren't... he knows it too, just playing the part so he can keep groping and the pics of that unfortunate incident back in '87 never surface...
Posted by: E. Swallowswell/Peter Buttplug 2020 at April 24, 2019 03:22 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 03:15 PM (pZ+Vo)
I'm just trying to visualize what Slow Joe will do to appeal to the gay vote. Feel up a twink? Sniff Bootygig's hair?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Not Ric Flair at April 24, 2019 03:22 PM (vZS5B)
Positive and upbeat will be to try to keep the most easily swayed political demographic in the history of fucking ever (white, middle-and-upper class suburban women) in the fold.
Meanwhile, the tweets will be pretty much about calling-out whatever communist the dems nominate as wanting to turn us into Venezuela while we're Making America Great Again.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (Ct55T)
Do they have photos of him with the special nurses in the Hanoi Hilton's special wing? That would explain his eagerness to sink Trump for them.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (wYpdn)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (0QYMt)
***
Oh, no. Meggy would definitely call her "mother."
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: cindy mccain at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (d7Ww2)
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You're making me hungry.
Posted by: Mrs. Beto at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (i5Q7p)
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (uGKH7)
Also, let's not forget that even MOST on the Right --and MANY in the middle --are fully aware that the Media hates Trump and isn't going to but their bullshit. Yeah, the Left will....but who cares?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)
But *William Weld*? What a statist joke.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
________________
Libertarians sort of relish being a spoiler more than really advancing an ideology.
In the past in my state, they worked hand in hand with the Democrat Party, only running candidates in close districts, etc.
Posted by: Blago at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019
+++
Nancy Pelosi can't.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (AjVAj)
***
Unless you count "weed" as an ideology.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Joe Biden vs. Joe Biden't Mirror at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (MAstk)
And unlike Nixon, Trump won't resign. He has all the balls that McCain and Romney lacked.
At this point, I'm so fed up with the democrat/media complex that no matter what they dig up on Trump, I'll support him, just out of spite.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:21 PM (Pqytn)
=====
UNPOSSIBLE, preezy Shit Midas and Palsi fixed healthcare with ObummerCare.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (pw+jk)
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 6%
Warren 5%
Booker 3%
Castro 1%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)
Or to put in in perspective, Biden 24%, socialist, authoritarian identity politics candidate X 76%.
Though to be fair perhaps 10-20% of that would be more in favor of public shunning for bad think vs reeducation and death camps.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:09 PM (uGKH7)
----------------------------------------
I dunno.
Dems can get away with talking Mao in the primaries and "centrist" in the general, or radicalese to one group and common sense to another. They have the media on their side and can pull these switcheroos.
But yeah, I do think being an "old white guy" will hurt him ---not because the loonies won't vote for an old white guy, but because attacks against him cannot be construed as racism, homophobia, sexism, etc., etc.
And Trump, thank God, will attack.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (Rxduq)
What a surprise -- McCains stabbing Biden in the back...
Surprise, surprise!!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (wYpdn)
https://twitter.com/cindymccain/status/1121117842277945344
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Blago at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (UfkIY)
***
Unless you count "weed" as an ideology.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (ZNG0R)
==========
Don't forget the central pillar of their platform:
Republicans are icky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (hjaPQ)
Ain't nothin' wrong with a couple of pounds...
It's being an insufferable dipshit that makes the two of you unfuckable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (Ct55T)
====
And a kilo of cocaine
====
And a case of poppers.
Posted by: Bert G at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: steevy
Crazy Aunt Flo?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (Yzubb)
well I should know betterPosted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brave Kamala Harrissssssss at April 24, 2019 03:27 PM (4Eo4+)
I WISH I was American's anus.
Posted by: Fall River, MA, New England's Smelly Green Turd at April 24, 2019 03:19 PM (4Eo4+)
DIBS!!!!
Posted by: Clifton New Jersey at April 24, 2019 03:27 PM (37IEG)
This handicapping of the Loony Bin is kind of depressing. I know what I
need. I need to watch Sam Kinison tonight. That guy did not give two
fucks about being proper. I need some out there incorrectness.
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (90T4r)
===========================
Kinison's "Wild Thing" is on YouTube.
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:27 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (ZNG0R)
***
Unless you count "weed" as an ideology.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:24 PM (ZNG0R)
==========
Don't forget the central pillar of their platform:
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Fixed
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
This is why I hope Biden is the one. It'll be glorious watching Trump Finish Him.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
Harry Browne - I have a signed copy of his book on my shelf. Good man, gone too soon.
The LP is pretty much all about pron, pot and prostitution - one of which is already legal, one is on its way, and the third probably won't be far behind. That they'll get everything their heart desires from a monolithic, statist leviathan will be complete cognitive dissonance that they'll likely just take a hit from their bongs and ignore.
Full disclosure - I was a Vice Chair of the LP of a New England state for 2-years of my misspent youth.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (fF3XF)
Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (ANN96)
he will be sniffing and groping and grinning.
heh
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (flINI)
Me: "Uh, that's stupid. Let's not do that."
REEEE-tard: "F*CK YOU WE'RE DOING IT AND THAT'S FINAL!"
Me: "Fine, then. Good luck with that."
*two months later*
REEEE-tard: "OMG EVERYTHING IS A DISASTER AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
Me: *facepalm*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (Ct55T)
Republicans are icky.
pillar? like a thing that goes up?
Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (90T4r)
Sanders 15%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 6%
Warren 5%
Booker 3%
Castro 1%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at April 24, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)
Or to put in in perspective, Biden 24%, socialist, authoritarian identity politics candidate X 76%.
Though to be fair perhaps 10-20% of that would be more in favor of public shunning for bad think vs reeducation and death camps.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (jdGlx)
Actually I think when Beto and Buttgig drop out their votes will go to Slow Joe. So 37 percent Joe, 31 percent Bernie, 32 percent round up the deplorables and march them across the arctic until they die of exposure.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (1dvCZ)
I'm looking forward to voting in the Dem primary this year and will certainly do so if Trump is secure here.
(My state has no party registration so you can pick one or the other.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (Rxduq)
+1
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)
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They are the "He seems like a nice guy" voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (/tuJf)
But chrissakes. He's making his "I'm all in" via video. That tells you all you need to know about what's about to happen.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (Gq5Jb)
+1
^^^^^
What he said!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (90T4r)
+1
THIS
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)
---
FIRST!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (hjaPQ)
>>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
+1
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (gou/W)
But it bumps your nic stats without you having to say anything meaningful!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (37IEG)
THIS!
And First!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (/tuJf)
==========
5 points to Hufflepuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (gou/W)
THIS
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (nFwvY)
In what universe is Creepy Joe a wonderful man?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
Probably the one in which Spock has a beard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (elsTe)
It's been anybody but a Democrat for me for quite some time now.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (90T4r)
______
Now THAT is what I'm talking about...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (flINI)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2019 03:29 PM (1dvCZ)
*fistbump*
No prob, brotato chip. Have fun bonking the crab infested headcase. The chubby friend is always better in the sack, anyway!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Ct55T)
527 >>OT: Am I the only one who finds the "THIS" construction when quoting something someone agrees with to be annoying?
DIESE!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (37IEG)
It's been anybody but a Democrat for me for quite some time now.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Srnuc)
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Well, to be fair, the last time they nominated someone who didn't loathe America was...well, it's been a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)
***
The universe of the Community-Based Reality, where "no collusion" somehow translates to "IMPEACH!1!!!!!1!111!!1!!1!!!11!1!1!!!11!!"
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Srnuc)
--Joe Biden
"Joe Biden is a wonderful man and good friend!"
--Cindy McCain
Makes me wonder what scumbaggery John was up to behind the scenes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (elsTe)
You know who else has a beard?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (Fs5vw)
***
JFK?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: JROD
Poon is like a batting average.
A piece passed up is a piece never made up.
And batting .333 there is major suckage.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (Yzubb)
If Creepy Joe is your man how bad is the rest of the pack?
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (BbGew)
^^^^^^^^^^
THAT
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (uGKH7)
THIS!
And First!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (/tuJf)
==========
5 points to Hufflepuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:31 PM (ANN96)
THAT! Oh, and SPONGE!
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (DKbF7)
Cut. Jib. Newsletter!
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (88+cf)
***
JFK?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (ZNG0R)
=========
Did Humphrey hate America?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)
Most millennial social media constructions make me want to reach out and smack them with a rubber chicken
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sjg at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (gDSJf)
Assumes facts not in evidence. Did McCain even try to win the election? I think Bobby Riggs did a better job of "trying" to defeat Billie Jean King.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:32 PM (Srnuc)
First time caller, long time listener.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (xPJvm)
this is about star trek: discovery, isn't it?
Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)
Not after comment #100
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)
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Don't fall into that trap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (ANN96)
that Meghan continue to be Nevertrump, or her legacy will go to create
lemur habitat in Madagascar. (which, on the whole, might be better)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (TfwlC
Stop being NeverTrump, Megan!
Posted by: King Julian at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)
Imonna say not.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (xPJvm)
***
No, I think he would've left Casablanca in a heartbeat if he could've.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (ZNG0R)
(golf clap)
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (ZNG0R)
He loved it like the mafia loves it. There are a lot of patriotic mobsters.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (Srnuc)
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Maxine Waters Dress at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (37IEG)
A piece passed up is a piece never made up.
An infield single or a home run, its still the same to your batting average.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (90T4r)
Adds that special fragrance to the hair. Like paste!
Posted by: Slow Joe, connoisseur at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (90T4r)
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG
Ditto.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (Yzubb)
THIS!
And First!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 03:30 PM (/tuJf)
BINGO!!
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (Fs5vw)
Yahtzee!
Nailed it!
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:35 PM (Srnuc)
===========
That's a bingo!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (ANN96)
Most millennial social media constructions make me want to reach out and smack them with a rubber chicken
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)
I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."
The fvck does that even mean?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."
The fvck does that even mean?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (xPJvm)
=========
The emoji thing where there are little clapping emojis between every word.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (ANN96)
that Meghan continue to be Nevertrump, or her legacy will go to create
lemur habitat in Madagascar. (which, on the whole, might be better)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2019 03:28 PM (TfwlC
Stop being NeverTrump, Megan!
Posted by: King Julian at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (0QYMt)
Meh. Lemurs have those big, creepy eyes and you can't eat them easily.
Posted by: Meghan McCain, opinion leader at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (RD7QR)
Yeah I'm comfortable admitting I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be and glad I don't get it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)
-
It's not every day I agree with Jen but when she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (90T4r)
The fvck does that even mean?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
*golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (xR1UF)
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raines at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (nEOLy)
We are required to say something meaningful here?
Dear Lord, I hope not
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
But this is a serious military blog isn't it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)
The fvck does that even mean?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (xPJvm)
Are you gonna finish that herring?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (Yzubb)
Yeah, this is looking more-and-more like Meggie Mac floating a big, fat
trial balloon and having it land on her empty, fat head like a turd from
an overfed seagull.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
Pure poetry, man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (elsTe)
What podium has enough room for that trio? You would need to keep Touchin' Joe from grabbing some love, and Meg would need to go on Nutri System for about 6 months.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (VpIIl)
This
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (mjlXF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah, but what is that supposed to even represent? Some ritual put down in Latvia? An insult used in Sudan? Who does that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)
I never see it in this forum, but the one that really galls me is "so and so claps back at so and so."
The fvck does that even mean?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
*golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (Yzubb)
===========
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (Srnuc)
-
It's not every day I agree with Jen but when she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)
========
Listen, the Democratic Party is hopelessly racist and sexist.
I demand that all women and people of color abandon the party completely and join separate parties that focus solely on women's issues, black issues, Hispanic issues, etc.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (ANN96)
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG
Your preferrence would be what?
"Upsparkles! SLay Kween!"?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (uAgHA)
***
Not until I cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with it.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (ZNG0R)
Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
^^^THAT^^^
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (37IEG)
Poon is like a batting average.
A piece passed up is a piece never made up.
A free pass is not a plate appearance so it has no effect on your batting avarage.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (TAmPV)
Dear Lord, I hope not
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
But this is a serious military blog isn't it?
I 'm here for the salacious topics
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (d7Ww2)
Nah. We just say 'bingo'.
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raines at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (fuK7c)
========
yay!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (+/7JY)
The fvck does that even mean?
The clapback horse*** is some millennial BS to try and reinvent the word "retort".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (Jj+59)
That's a bingo!
Nah. We just say 'bingo'.
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raines at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
Don't forget to spit first.
Posted by: Strother Martin in Bolivia at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (elsTe)
Yeah, but what is that supposed to even represent? Some ritual put down in Latvia? An insult used in Sudan? Who does that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)
People who think Twitter is reality, and Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (RD7QR)
Yeah, but what is that supposed to even represent? Some ritual put down in Latvia? An insult used in Sudan? Who does that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)
===========
Insane people. People who wish to rule you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ANN96)
Yeah I'm comfortable admitting I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be and glad I don't get it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Our version of *golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:37 PM (ANN96)
it's like the amplified version of separating every word with a period to show how totes cereal you are, and exactly to what degree you are not to be disagreed with upon pain of continuing and increasing obtuse arrogance.
You know, instead of actually using language skills and a modicum of cleverness to express your thoughts and feelings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (Ct55T)
We are required to say something meaningful here?
Dear Lord, I hope not
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
But this is a serious military blog isn't it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)
I think the old AoSHQ style guide had it as a "Smart MilBlog", or something some such.
But that was back in the day when nics like "Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight" could be found here.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 03:34 PM (w4uos)
-------------------
Why would we start doing this now?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (HUFx8)
***
Well, that's pretty much my default setting anyway.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ZNG0R)
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG
Your preferrence would be what?
"Upsparkles! SLay Kween!"?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (uAgHA)
==========
I'm good with, "I agree with the above sentiment. Here are some more reasons that I find this sentiment to be true."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (Jj+59)
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It's not every day I agree with Jen but when she's right, she's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
We should boycott the dem party because of this!!! I'll go first!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (VpIIl)
Oh, to relive the day when "Strictly Dickly" entered the lexicon...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (Ct55T)
Extra point to the first person who does it to this comment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
^^^THAT^^^
Posted by: BifBewalski
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (6/uwW)
I 'm here for the salacious topics
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2019 03:39 PM (d7Ww2)
Me, mostly for the BOOBs, colloquialisms and synonyms of the word.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM
Well Meggie likes hot dogs.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (xR1UF)
So much wow.
Posted by: Roland THTG
Your preferrence would be what?
"Upsparkles! SLay Kween!"?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 03:38 PM (uAgHA)
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I'm good with, "I agree with the above sentiment. Here are some more reasons that I find this sentiment to be true."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM
This
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (KveBw)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (ZNG0R)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (fF3XF)
I like that was a thing here before Guardians of the Galaxy.
Where did the morons originally borrow that from?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM
This
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK
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For your penance, you must watch Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (ANN96)
Oh, and cheerleaders:
Who doesn't rate? clap clop Who doesn't rate? clap clap You! you! you! clap clap clap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM
This
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK
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For your penance, you must watch Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:42 PM (ANN96)
*eye twitch*
Yes....I do owe you a serious plot dissection....
Rabble.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Only two hundred?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (AjVAj)
I believe that would qualify as a campaign donation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (sy5kK)
That.is.not.funny.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (2Y1kI)
Now, aside from laughing at the occasional never trumper buffoonery, we just get to sit back and watch the dems eat themselves alive in what promises to be a far more vicious and personal civil war as packs of blue haired attack dogs clash with the DNC monoliths over the minutia of woke identity politics.
Ours has been a nasty little civil war, but manageable. Their's is going to be Sarajevo 1992.
Posted by: Keith at April 24, 2019 03:44 PM (jdGlx)
I'm good with, "I agree with the above sentiment. Here are some more reasons that I find this sentiment to be true."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 03:40 PM (ANN96)
Right on!!
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (Fs5vw)
I think my favorite villain was El Seed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)
The action sounds like something Irish Prime Minister Eamon de Valera did, signing the condolence book for Adolph Hitler.
Then he signed an act punishing members of the Irish Republican Army who left to fought with the British against the Nazis upon their return home.
EPO 362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPO_362
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 24, 2019 03:45 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 24, 2019 03:46 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
"I agree completely."
When Rush first appeared people would call his show and say "You're saying what I've always believed but I have never, ever heard anyone else say it out loud!"
It happened so often that follow-up callers would just say "ditto what that last caller said".
Which eventually devolved to the shorthand of "dittos" and then "MegaDittos"
Silly, but funny.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 24, 2019 03:47 PM (EMi53)
I voted for the POS McCain, and then that supercuck Willard Mittens. I should've realized the election wasn't binary, man and wrote in some useless name.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 24, 2019 03:48 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2019 03:53 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Bern should probably be really careful if he finds himself in the vicinity of Fort Marcy Park.
People have been known to have sudden devastating attacks of depression there.
P.S. didn't Bernie used to write porn stories? You figure that was all just fantasy, or do you think there's actual kinky stuff in his background?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 24, 2019 04:35 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Patrick Flynn at April 24, 2019 04:39 PM (i4inS)
Posted by: Joe Biden, The Man from Delaware at April 24, 2019 04:39 PM (vcOmj)
To Hell with the lot of them.
Posted by: Blue Hen
Joe Biden is a plagiarizing, two - bit political hack from Delaware. A nasty, two-face lying scumbag.
"You have nothing to fear from a Joe Biden presidency!" - just got that from John McCain on the Ouija board.
In other words, a perfect fit for the Real McCains.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 04:41 PM (vcOmj)
It's not like it would be a surprise or people would be upset over it. We all knew what her husband was all about, No biggie.
Posted by: Drider at April 24, 2019 05:01 PM (Sr/4K)
It's ALIVE,sort of with just a curled hand above the Delware waters,where do these crabs crawl from the primordial slime of politics......!!!????
Posted by: saf at April 24, 2019 05:03 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Exurban Doug at April 24, 2019 05:11 PM (w9wdZ)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 24, 2019 08:58 PM (DwzBO)
Trump must be doing handstands. I bet Ladbrooks jsut gave Trump 10-1 odds to be re-elected.
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at April 25, 2019 04:00 AM (nRj4F)
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